1 00:00:12,150 --> 00:00:13,358 [ gasps] 2 00:00:37,106 --> 00:00:42,145 Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION 3 00:00:53,950 --> 00:00:56,332 VROOM. VROOM. VROOM. 4 00:00:57,816 --> 00:01:03,304 CYNTHIA, EVERYBODY WANTS TO PLAY WITH YOU, BUT ONLY IGET TO. 5 00:01:03,408 --> 00:01:04,650 OH, CUPCAKE? 6 00:01:04,754 --> 00:01:05,962 YES, DADDY? 7 00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:10,208 BE A GOOD GIRL AND OBEY UNCLE STU AND AUNT DIDI. 8 00:01:10,311 --> 00:01:11,657 I WILL, DADDY. 9 00:01:11,761 --> 00:01:13,038 THIS IS NO TROUBLE? 10 00:01:13,142 --> 00:01:14,591 HECK NO, DREW. 11 00:01:14,695 --> 00:01:16,179 ANGELICA WANTSTO GO. 12 00:01:16,283 --> 00:01:20,701 TOMMY WILL HAVE MORE FUN AT THE GRAND CANYON 13 00:01:20,804 --> 00:01:22,358 WITH A PLAYMATE ALONG. 14 00:01:22,461 --> 00:01:27,604 WE HAVE TO SIT IN A CAR AND TAKE CARE OF A LITTLE BABY 15 00:01:27,708 --> 00:01:30,055 ALL THE WAY TO THE GRAND CANYON. 16 00:01:30,159 --> 00:01:31,021 ICK! 17 00:01:31,125 --> 00:01:31,988 ANGELICA? 18 00:01:32,092 --> 00:01:32,816 WHAT? 19 00:01:32,920 --> 00:01:34,611 WHAT'S THE GRAHAM CANYON? 20 00:01:34,715 --> 00:01:37,407 NOT GRAHAMCANYON-- GRANDCANYON. 21 00:01:37,511 --> 00:01:38,857 DON'T YOU KNOW ANYTHING? 22 00:01:38,960 --> 00:01:39,858 AUNT DIDI? 23 00:01:39,961 --> 00:01:42,550 DON'T WORRY, DREW. 24 00:01:42,654 --> 00:01:44,173 IT WILL BE FINE. 25 00:01:44,276 --> 00:01:45,001 AUNT DIDI!! 26 00:01:45,105 --> 00:01:46,313 [ gasping] 27 00:01:46,416 --> 00:01:48,487 WHAT'S THE GRAND CANYON? 28 00:01:48,591 --> 00:01:51,525 IT'S AN ENORMOUS, BIG PLACE WITH RED WALLS 29 00:01:51,628 --> 00:01:54,286 AND A LITTLE WATER IN THE MIDDLE. 30 00:01:54,390 --> 00:01:55,839 WHEN WE GET THERE 31 00:01:55,943 --> 00:01:57,393 WE'LL RIDE DONKEYS 32 00:01:57,496 --> 00:01:59,429 TO THE BOTTOM! 33 00:01:59,533 --> 00:02:00,948 OH. 34 00:02:16,101 --> 00:02:18,483 ♪ EVERYWHERE AN OINK, OINK 35 00:02:18,586 --> 00:02:20,485 ♪ OLD MacDONALD HAD A FARM 36 00:02:20,588 --> 00:02:23,557 ♪ E-I-E-I-O! 37 00:02:23,660 --> 00:02:25,524 OH, IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL 38 00:02:25,628 --> 00:02:26,939 OUT HERE. 39 00:02:28,217 --> 00:02:30,115 ISN'T IT BEAUTIFUL, TOMMY? 40 00:02:30,219 --> 00:02:32,186 Stu: TOMMY'S A LUCKY GUY 41 00:02:32,290 --> 00:02:35,293 TO BE SEEING THE WORLD AT HIS AGE. 42 00:02:35,396 --> 00:02:42,058 EVERYBODY WANTS TO DRESS YOU FOR THE PARTY, CYNTHIA, BUT I... 43 00:02:42,162 --> 00:02:43,853 UH, ANGELICA? 44 00:02:43,956 --> 00:02:45,268 WHAT, DRIBBLE-FACE? 45 00:02:45,372 --> 00:02:47,788 IS THIS THE GRAHAM CANYON? 46 00:02:47,891 --> 00:02:49,617 NO, DUMMY. 47 00:02:51,481 --> 00:02:54,104 CYNTHIA, LET'S START A CLUB CALLED 48 00:02:54,208 --> 00:02:57,073 "THE CLUB FOR ALL PEOPLE WHOSE NAME ISN'T TOMMY." 49 00:02:57,177 --> 00:02:58,730 ANGELICA? 50 00:02:58,833 --> 00:02:59,731 WHAT? 51 00:02:59,834 --> 00:03:02,354 HOW MUCH FURTHER? 52 00:03:02,458 --> 00:03:03,942 A LOTFARTHER. 53 00:03:04,045 --> 00:03:05,288 YOU HEARD ME, CYNTHIA. 54 00:03:05,392 --> 00:03:06,289 YOU'RE CRANKY. 55 00:03:06,393 --> 00:03:09,085 YOU NEED A NAP. 56 00:03:09,189 --> 00:03:10,569 TAPE A NAP! 57 00:03:10,673 --> 00:03:16,989 HMM... I KNOW A GAME EVEN YOU CAN PLAY, TOMMY. 58 00:03:17,093 --> 00:03:20,441 Didi and Stu: ♪ DINAH, WON'T YOU BLOW YOUR HORN? ♪ 59 00:03:20,545 --> 00:03:22,063 LET'S COLOR WITH MARKERS! 60 00:03:22,167 --> 00:03:24,997 WE DON'T HAVE A COLORING BOOK. 61 00:03:25,101 --> 00:03:27,759 ♪ DINAH, WON'T YOU BLOW YOUR HORN? ♪ 62 00:03:27,862 --> 00:03:29,209 HOW ABOUT THIS? 63 00:03:29,312 --> 00:03:30,762 ♪ DINAH, WON'T YOU BLOW 64 00:03:30,865 --> 00:03:33,385 ♪ DINAH, WON'T YOU BLOW YOUR HORN? ♪ 65 00:03:33,489 --> 00:03:35,318 Didi: ♪ SOMEONE'S IN THE KITCHEN WITH DINAH ♪ 66 00:03:35,422 --> 00:03:37,872 ♪ SOMEONE'S IN THE KITCHEN, I KNOW ♪ 67 00:03:37,976 --> 00:03:40,875 ♪ SOMEONE'S IN THE KITCHEN WITH DINAH ♪ 68 00:03:40,979 --> 00:03:42,636 [ Tommy grunting] 69 00:03:42,739 --> 00:03:45,466 Didi, Stu: ♪ STRUMMIN' ON THE OLD BANJO. 70 00:03:46,502 --> 00:03:49,056 [ humming] 71 00:03:49,159 --> 00:03:50,609 Didi: ♪ CAMPTOWN RACETRACK FIVE MILES LONG ♪ 72 00:03:50,713 --> 00:03:51,955 ♪ ALL THE DO-DAH DAY 73 00:03:52,059 --> 00:03:53,888 NOW I NEED PURPLE. 74 00:03:53,992 --> 00:03:55,925 Didi: ♪ GOIN' TO RUN ALL DAY. 75 00:03:56,028 --> 00:03:56,960 SING ALONG! 76 00:03:57,064 --> 00:03:59,100 DEE, WOULD YOU CHECK THE MAP? 77 00:03:59,204 --> 00:04:01,551 THE GRAND CANYON TURNOFF IS SOON. 78 00:04:01,655 --> 00:04:02,897 ALREADY? 79 00:04:03,001 --> 00:04:04,692 IT'S A LITTLE AFTER ARIZONA. 80 00:04:04,796 --> 00:04:06,660 THAT WAS AN HOUR AGO. 81 00:04:06,763 --> 00:04:08,317 I'D BETTER LOOK. 82 00:04:08,420 --> 00:04:09,421 HMM... 83 00:04:09,525 --> 00:04:10,733 [ whistling] 84 00:04:10,836 --> 00:04:12,321 AN HOUR PAST ARIZONA... 85 00:04:12,424 --> 00:04:14,668 WE MUST BE... HERE. 86 00:04:14,771 --> 00:04:16,152 OH! 87 00:04:16,256 --> 00:04:18,154 WELL, THERE'S MOUNT FOOTSTOOL 88 00:04:18,258 --> 00:04:20,950 AND THERE'S THE DEVIL'S ARMCHAIR. 89 00:04:21,053 --> 00:04:23,435 THEN WE WANT TO TURN 90 00:04:23,539 --> 00:04:24,540 RIGHT HERE. 91 00:04:24,643 --> 00:04:26,611 [ tires screech to a stop] 92 00:04:26,714 --> 00:04:29,579 Didi: ♪ SHE'LL BE COMIN' ROUND THE MOUNTAIN WHEN SHE COMES ♪ 93 00:04:29,683 --> 00:04:33,100 ♪ SHE'LL BE COMIN' ROUND THE MOUNTAIN WHEN SHE COMES ♪ 94 00:04:33,203 --> 00:04:35,516 ♪ SHE'LL BE COMIN' ROUND THE MOUNTAIN... ♪ 95 00:04:39,417 --> 00:04:41,522 ♪ HA HA, HA HA HA 96 00:04:41,626 --> 00:04:44,491 I GET TO HAVE SOME GUM. 97 00:04:44,594 --> 00:04:45,768 YUM YUM. 98 00:04:45,871 --> 00:04:49,289 YOU DON'T GET ANY 'CAUSE YOU'RE A BABY. 99 00:04:49,392 --> 00:04:51,394 YOU'D JUST SWALLOW IT. 100 00:04:51,498 --> 00:04:54,363 DID WE TAKE A WRONG TURN? 101 00:04:54,466 --> 00:04:57,020 HOW? IT WAS THERE ON THE MAP. 102 00:04:57,124 --> 00:04:58,539 [ loud crash] 103 00:04:58,643 --> 00:05:00,541 OH, NO... 104 00:05:00,645 --> 00:05:03,682 [ engine won't turn over] 105 00:05:03,786 --> 00:05:05,201 OH, NO! 106 00:05:05,305 --> 00:05:08,411 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT, TOMMY, ANGELICA? 107 00:05:08,515 --> 00:05:10,620 DID YOU WRECK THE CAR? 108 00:05:10,724 --> 00:05:11,725 LET'S NOT PANIC. 109 00:05:11,828 --> 00:05:12,691 EVERYONE'S FINE. 110 00:05:12,795 --> 00:05:14,279 I'LL JUST GET OUT 111 00:05:14,383 --> 00:05:15,660 AND HAVE A LOOK. 112 00:05:15,763 --> 00:05:17,455 [ birds screeching] 113 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:20,768 [ spitting] 114 00:05:20,872 --> 00:05:23,046 YEAH, LOOKS LIKE 115 00:05:23,150 --> 00:05:26,429 WE CAUGHT US ANOTHER CUSTOMER, EDDY. 116 00:05:26,533 --> 00:05:27,879 YEP. 117 00:05:27,982 --> 00:05:30,709 TOLD YOU THAT CHUCKHOLE WAS A GOOD IDEA. 118 00:05:30,813 --> 00:05:33,056 IF YOU HADN'T A'GONE AND DUG IT 119 00:05:33,160 --> 00:05:35,714 WE'D NEVER GET ANYONE TO STOP HERE. 120 00:05:35,818 --> 00:05:37,923 [ snickering] 121 00:05:42,134 --> 00:05:43,653 CAR TROUBLE, MISTER? 122 00:05:43,757 --> 00:05:44,723 OW. 123 00:05:44,827 --> 00:05:46,346 OH, THANK GOODNESS, STU. 124 00:05:46,449 --> 00:05:47,554 MECHANICS. 125 00:05:47,657 --> 00:05:49,176 ARE YOU OPEN? 126 00:05:49,279 --> 00:05:51,247 24 HOURS A DAY. 127 00:05:51,351 --> 00:05:52,973 GREAT. MY CAR WON'T START. 128 00:05:53,076 --> 00:05:55,044 ENGINE TROUBLE, I 'SPECT. 129 00:05:55,147 --> 00:05:56,528 MOST LIKELY. 130 00:05:56,632 --> 00:05:58,530 CAN YOU FIX IT? 131 00:05:58,634 --> 00:06:00,601 I RECKON. IT'LL COST YOU. 132 00:06:00,705 --> 00:06:01,499 OF COURSE. 133 00:06:01,602 --> 00:06:03,052 DO YOU TAKE THESE? 134 00:06:03,155 --> 00:06:08,022 MISTER, ACE AND ME WILL FIX YOUR CAR UP REAL GOOD. 135 00:06:08,126 --> 00:06:11,440 WHY DON'T Y'ALL GET SOMETHING TO EAT? 136 00:06:11,543 --> 00:06:13,925 GOOD IDEA. WE HAVEN'T HAD BREAKFAST YET. 137 00:06:14,028 --> 00:06:17,653 BEST FOOD FOR AT LEAST 20 MILES. 138 00:06:18,999 --> 00:06:20,621 OH! 139 00:06:27,870 --> 00:06:29,768 WHOA! 140 00:06:29,872 --> 00:06:32,771 Stu: LET'S EAT. I'M STARVED. 141 00:06:32,875 --> 00:06:35,533 Didi: ANGELICA? TOMMY? 142 00:06:35,636 --> 00:06:36,948 TOMMY! 143 00:06:37,051 --> 00:06:40,330 THAT'S NO PLACE FOR YOU, SWEETHEART. 144 00:06:41,401 --> 00:06:43,713 GOOD MORNING. 145 00:06:43,817 --> 00:06:45,266 GRAB A SEAT. 146 00:06:45,370 --> 00:06:47,372 BE RIGHT WITH YOU. 147 00:06:47,476 --> 00:06:49,616 HERE, SWEETIE. 148 00:06:49,719 --> 00:06:53,447 Stu: I WONDER IF WE'RE TOO LATE FOR BREAKFAST. 149 00:06:53,551 --> 00:06:55,380 THAT'S OKAY. LUNCH SOUND GOOD. 150 00:06:55,484 --> 00:06:57,796 "CHICKEN-FRIED STEAK?" "CHICKEN-FRIED WAFFLE?" 151 00:06:57,900 --> 00:06:59,315 Stu: EVERYTHING'S CHICKEN-FRIED. 152 00:06:59,419 --> 00:07:00,350 ANGELICA. 153 00:07:00,454 --> 00:07:01,248 WHAT?! 154 00:07:01,351 --> 00:07:02,422 I SAW IT. 155 00:07:02,525 --> 00:07:03,388 SAW WHAT? 156 00:07:03,492 --> 00:07:04,803 Didi: OH, MA'AM? 157 00:07:04,907 --> 00:07:05,735 EXCUSE ME. 158 00:07:05,839 --> 00:07:07,357 YEAH? 159 00:07:07,461 --> 00:07:09,532 COULD YOU BRING US BOOSTER SEATS 160 00:07:09,636 --> 00:07:11,016 FOR THE CHILDREN? 161 00:07:11,120 --> 00:07:12,190 SURE, DEARIE. 162 00:07:12,293 --> 00:07:15,262 JUST GOT TO CUT A SLAB OF THIS-HERE PIE... 163 00:07:15,365 --> 00:07:17,091 SORRY, HONEY. 164 00:07:17,195 --> 00:07:20,267 THESE OLD HANDS AIN'T WHAT THEY USED TO BE. 165 00:07:20,370 --> 00:07:22,234 IT'S JUST A LITTLE STAIN. 166 00:07:22,338 --> 00:07:24,305 COME BACK TO THE KITCHEN. 167 00:07:24,409 --> 00:07:27,861 WE'LL CLEAN THAT PIE OFF IN A JIFFY. 168 00:07:27,964 --> 00:07:28,827 ALL RIGHT. 169 00:07:28,931 --> 00:07:31,554 STU, WILL YOU WATCH THE KIDS 170 00:07:31,658 --> 00:07:32,935 WHILE I'M GONE? 171 00:07:33,038 --> 00:07:33,936 SURE, HON. 172 00:07:34,039 --> 00:07:37,111 EVERYTHING'S UNDER CONTROL. 173 00:07:37,215 --> 00:07:39,113 "CHEF'S SPECIAL DU JOUR: 174 00:07:39,217 --> 00:07:40,563 "THE DOWN UNDER. 175 00:07:40,667 --> 00:07:42,116 AUSTRALIAN RANGE CHICKEN..." 176 00:07:42,220 --> 00:07:43,980 COME ON. 177 00:07:44,084 --> 00:07:45,499 "SCALLOPED POTATOES. 178 00:07:45,603 --> 00:07:47,570 "THE HUMBOLDT CURRY. 179 00:07:47,674 --> 00:07:49,192 SALMON A LA KING..." 180 00:07:49,296 --> 00:07:50,159 COME ON! 181 00:07:50,262 --> 00:07:51,954 WAIT A MINUTE. 182 00:07:52,057 --> 00:07:53,507 WHERE ARE WE GOING? 183 00:07:53,611 --> 00:07:56,959 THE GRAHAM CANYON. 184 00:08:03,793 --> 00:08:06,451 WOW! 185 00:08:08,971 --> 00:08:12,077 ALREADY FOUND THE PROBLEM, ACE. 186 00:08:12,181 --> 00:08:13,803 LOOSE DISTRIBURERATOR CAB. 187 00:08:13,907 --> 00:08:15,460 FIXED 'ER. 188 00:08:15,564 --> 00:08:19,119 WHAT DO YOU SAY WE PUT IN 189 00:08:19,222 --> 00:08:20,707 A WHOLE NEW ENGINE? 190 00:08:20,810 --> 00:08:22,156 THAT COSTS A BUNDLE. 191 00:08:22,260 --> 00:08:24,400 I RECKON THAT'S THE IDEA. 192 00:08:24,504 --> 00:08:28,646 [ snickering] 193 00:08:30,233 --> 00:08:31,718 NOW WE CLIMB 194 00:08:31,821 --> 00:08:33,340 TO THE TOP. 195 00:08:33,443 --> 00:08:34,306 HOW COME? 196 00:08:34,410 --> 00:08:37,171 TO RIDE TO THE BOTTOM ON DONKEYS 197 00:08:37,275 --> 00:08:38,552 LIKE YOUR MOM SAID! 198 00:08:38,656 --> 00:08:40,002 WHERE ARE THERE DONKEYS? 199 00:08:40,105 --> 00:08:41,831 THEY'RE AT THE TOP. 200 00:08:41,935 --> 00:08:42,936 COME ON! 201 00:08:44,662 --> 00:08:46,698 OOH... AHH... 202 00:08:49,252 --> 00:08:50,391 PHEW. 203 00:09:02,507 --> 00:09:05,234 WHAT A VIEW. 204 00:09:08,306 --> 00:09:10,066 THERE AREN'T ANY DONKEYS. 205 00:09:10,170 --> 00:09:12,034 YOU CAN BE THE DONKEY. 206 00:09:12,137 --> 00:09:13,622 I'LL BE THE DRIVER. 207 00:09:13,725 --> 00:09:15,831 LOOK, ANGELICA! THAT'S 208 00:09:15,934 --> 00:09:17,039 OUR CAR! 209 00:09:17,142 --> 00:09:18,558 I JUST REMEMBERED! 210 00:09:18,661 --> 00:09:20,525 I LEFT CYNTHIA IN THE CAR! 211 00:09:20,629 --> 00:09:22,976 SHE MUST MISS ME TERRIBLY. 212 00:09:23,079 --> 00:09:25,047 LET'S GO GET HER. 213 00:09:25,150 --> 00:09:26,324 GIDDYUP! 214 00:09:28,775 --> 00:09:29,603 OH! 215 00:09:30,466 --> 00:09:31,363 OH! 216 00:09:32,330 --> 00:09:34,228 AAH! 217 00:09:34,850 --> 00:09:35,885 HEAR SOMETHING? 218 00:09:35,989 --> 00:09:37,162 AAH! 219 00:09:37,266 --> 00:09:38,750 Both: OW! 220 00:09:38,854 --> 00:09:40,718 THERE YOU ARE, CYNTHIA. 221 00:09:40,821 --> 00:09:43,134 YOU MUSTN'T SCARE ME LIKE THAT. 222 00:09:43,237 --> 00:09:44,411 YUUH! 223 00:09:44,514 --> 00:09:47,621 I THINK THAT BAD MAN WANTS CYNTHIA 224 00:09:47,725 --> 00:09:49,623 BUT HE WON'T GET HER. 225 00:09:49,727 --> 00:09:50,797 LET'S RUN! 226 00:09:52,039 --> 00:09:54,490 WHOA! 227 00:09:55,456 --> 00:09:57,148 [ radio playing bluegrass music] 228 00:09:57,251 --> 00:09:59,978 HOW IN BLUE BRITCHES DID YOU START THE... ? 229 00:10:00,082 --> 00:10:01,462 HE'S COMING. 230 00:10:01,566 --> 00:10:03,257 LET'S HIDE UP HERE. 231 00:10:03,361 --> 00:10:06,053 THAT CAR IS HAUNTED. 232 00:10:10,989 --> 00:10:12,957 WHY... YEOW! 233 00:10:13,060 --> 00:10:14,441 COME ON, TOMMY. 234 00:10:14,544 --> 00:10:16,063 COME ON, CYNTHIA. 235 00:10:16,167 --> 00:10:18,307 LET'S GO EAT LUNCH. 236 00:10:19,204 --> 00:10:20,136 MM-HMM. 237 00:10:20,240 --> 00:10:22,587 "THE SOUTH OF THE BORDER ORDER: 238 00:10:22,691 --> 00:10:25,314 JALAPENO MEAT LOAF SMOTHERED IN MOLE SAUCE." 239 00:10:25,417 --> 00:10:26,349 MOLE SAUCE? 240 00:10:26,453 --> 00:10:28,075 "INSIDE A BEAN DIP." 241 00:10:28,179 --> 00:10:29,318 NAH. 242 00:10:29,421 --> 00:10:30,871 "TURKEY FARMERS'... " 243 00:10:30,975 --> 00:10:32,701 SO WHAT'S YOUR PLEASURE? 244 00:10:32,804 --> 00:10:34,185 HUH? 245 00:10:34,288 --> 00:10:37,360 I THINK I WILL HAVE THE... PATTY MELT. 246 00:10:37,464 --> 00:10:38,603 HI, DIDI. 247 00:10:38,707 --> 00:10:41,848 MR. PICKLES, WOULD YOU ACCEPT A FREE REPAIR JOB? 248 00:10:41,951 --> 00:10:42,883 HUH? 249 00:10:42,987 --> 00:10:44,367 WE FIXED YOUR CAR. 250 00:10:44,471 --> 00:10:47,957 WE EVEN THREW IN A COMPLIMENTARY AIR FRESHENER. 251 00:10:48,061 --> 00:10:49,683 HOW NICE OF YOU. 252 00:10:49,787 --> 00:10:52,134 WE GOT OTHER REPAIR WORK WAITING. 253 00:10:52,237 --> 00:10:56,103 WOULD YOU GET IN YOUR CAR AND GET ON THE ROAD? 254 00:10:56,207 --> 00:10:57,657 SOON. REAL SOON. 255 00:10:57,760 --> 00:11:02,075 MY, YOU SURE MEET SOME WONDERFUL PEOPLE OUT ON THE ROAD. 256 00:11:02,178 --> 00:11:04,284 YEAH, I GUESS SO. 257 00:11:04,387 --> 00:11:07,080 YOU KNOW, DO WE REALLY WANT 258 00:11:07,183 --> 00:11:09,427 TO GO TO THE GRAND CANYON? 259 00:11:09,530 --> 00:11:14,674 LOOK. WHY DON'T WE GO TO THE CLAM CANYON INSTEAD? 260 00:11:14,777 --> 00:11:19,057 [ circus music playing] 261 00:11:21,128 --> 00:11:22,647 HERE YOU GO, CYNTHIA. 262 00:11:22,751 --> 00:11:24,649 ARGGGH! 263 00:11:24,753 --> 00:11:26,340 MMM... 264 00:11:26,444 --> 00:11:29,309 THIS WAS WORTH THE WHOLE TRIP. 265 00:11:29,412 --> 00:11:30,586 MMM... I'LL SAY. 266 00:11:30,690 --> 00:11:33,623 YOU NEVER KNOW WHERE YOU'LL FIND GOOD SEAFOOD. 267 00:11:33,727 --> 00:11:36,557 YOU KNOW, ANGELICA, THIS CLAM CANYON IS GREAT 268 00:11:36,661 --> 00:11:42,460 BUT I THINK I HAD EVEN MORE FUN AT THE GRAHAMCANYON. 269 00:11:42,563 --> 00:11:47,292 IT'S GRANDCANYON! 270 00:11:47,396 --> 00:11:51,883 CYNTHIA, IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO TEACH BABIES ANYTHING. 271 00:12:15,804 --> 00:12:19,911 IT'S MY NEWEST, FAVORITEST TOY IN THE WHOLE WORLD. 272 00:12:21,810 --> 00:12:24,019 MY ZIPPO GLIDER PLANE. 273 00:12:24,122 --> 00:12:25,296 WOW. 274 00:12:25,399 --> 00:12:27,056 SEE, CHUCKIE, IT'S EASY. 275 00:12:27,160 --> 00:12:30,301 YOU JUST HOLD IT LIKE THIS AND THROW IT. 276 00:12:32,752 --> 00:12:34,995 I GET IT NOW, TOMMY. 277 00:12:35,099 --> 00:12:37,204 HERE GOES. 278 00:12:39,413 --> 00:12:40,794 AW... 279 00:12:40,898 --> 00:12:42,382 I CAN'T DO ANYTHING RIGHT. 280 00:12:42,485 --> 00:12:44,764 HOW MANY DO THEY WANT, STU? 281 00:12:44,867 --> 00:12:46,144 15,000, DREW. 282 00:12:46,248 --> 00:12:47,421 15,000, STU? 283 00:12:47,525 --> 00:12:49,009 THAT'S RIGHT, DREW. 284 00:12:49,113 --> 00:12:50,355 15,000 DOLLS?! 285 00:12:50,459 --> 00:12:51,632 THAT'S RIDICULOUS. 286 00:12:51,736 --> 00:12:54,463 WHY, THERE WERE 15 GIRLS IN MY FAMILY 287 00:12:54,566 --> 00:12:57,017 AND THEY ALL SHARED THE SAME DOLL. 288 00:12:57,121 --> 00:12:59,123 SLEPT IN THE SAME ROOM TOO. 289 00:12:59,226 --> 00:13:02,333 MUCKLEHONEY TOYS WANTS 15,000 PATTY PANTS DOLLS 290 00:13:02,436 --> 00:13:04,162 DELIVERED IN TWO WEEKS. 291 00:13:04,266 --> 00:13:05,957 DON'T GET ME WRONG 292 00:13:06,061 --> 00:13:08,166 BUT HOW'S A SMALL-TIME GUY LIKE YOU 293 00:13:08,270 --> 00:13:10,548 GOING TO MAKE 15,000 DOLLS BY NEXT WEEK? 294 00:13:10,651 --> 00:13:13,827 GOING TO HIRE YOU SOME ELVES OR SOMETHING? 295 00:13:15,795 --> 00:13:16,692 LAUGH NOW. 296 00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:18,798 IN A MOMENT YOU'LL BE SPEECHLESS. 297 00:13:18,901 --> 00:13:19,971 GENTLEMEN 298 00:13:20,075 --> 00:13:22,525 FEAST YOUR EYES ON THIS. 299 00:13:23,733 --> 00:13:25,356 WHAT IS IT? 300 00:13:25,459 --> 00:13:27,151 INTRODUCING THE PATENTED PICKLES 301 00:13:27,254 --> 00:13:29,187 PATTY PANTS PRODUCTION POWERHOUSE. 302 00:13:29,291 --> 00:13:32,708 BOYS, THIS THING WILL CHURN OUT SEVEN PATTYS A MINUTE. 303 00:13:32,812 --> 00:13:34,054 I DON'T KNOW, STU. 304 00:13:34,158 --> 00:13:35,676 MAYBE YOU SHOULD HIRE 305 00:13:35,780 --> 00:13:37,609 A PROFESSIONAL PRODUCTION COMPANY. 306 00:13:37,713 --> 00:13:39,025 AND CUT INTO MY PROFITS? 307 00:13:39,128 --> 00:13:41,855 SEEMS TO ME A SCREWDRIVER AND A PAINTBRUSH 308 00:13:41,959 --> 00:13:44,513 WOULD BE EASIER THAN ALL THIS FUSS. 309 00:13:44,616 --> 00:13:47,205 PREPARE TO BE AMAZED. 310 00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:06,052 I THOUGHT I HAD THE BUGS WORKED OUT. 311 00:14:06,155 --> 00:14:09,641 WELL, ONLY 14,999 TO GO, STU. 312 00:14:09,745 --> 00:14:11,954 [ sighs] 313 00:14:13,542 --> 00:14:16,441 I DON'T KNOW, TOMMY. 314 00:14:16,545 --> 00:14:21,343 I GUESS I'M JUST NOT MEANT TO SOAR WITH THE EAGLES. 315 00:14:21,446 --> 00:14:23,828 COME ON, CHUCKIE, DON'T GIVE UP. 316 00:14:23,932 --> 00:14:26,624 HERE, I'LL SHOW YOU ONE MORE TIME. 317 00:14:26,727 --> 00:14:28,522 NOW, WATCH. 318 00:14:28,626 --> 00:14:30,283 [ grunts] 319 00:14:47,334 --> 00:14:48,439 UH-OH... UH-OH... 320 00:14:48,542 --> 00:14:50,441 IF I DON'T GET THIS WORKING 321 00:14:50,544 --> 00:14:51,752 I'LL BE RUINED! 322 00:14:51,856 --> 00:14:53,893 YOU SHOULD HAVE HIRED A PROFESSIONAL. 323 00:14:53,996 --> 00:14:55,791 I AMA PROFESSIONAL, DREW. 324 00:14:55,895 --> 00:14:57,206 PROFESSIONAL DUNCE. 325 00:14:57,310 --> 00:14:58,621 TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE. 326 00:14:58,725 --> 00:15:01,245 TAKES ONE TO KNOW ONE TIMES TEN. 327 00:15:01,348 --> 00:15:02,211 TIMES A HUNDRED. 328 00:15:02,315 --> 00:15:03,212 TIMES A THOUSAND. 329 00:15:03,316 --> 00:15:04,386 TIMES INFINITY. 330 00:15:04,489 --> 00:15:06,767 STIFLE YOURSELVES BEFORE I BOX YOUR EARS. 331 00:15:06,871 --> 00:15:07,941 INFINITY TIMES TEN. 332 00:15:08,045 --> 00:15:09,425 INFINITY TIMES A MILLION. 333 00:15:09,529 --> 00:15:12,083 YOU KNOW WHAT WE GOT TO DO, DON'T YOU? 334 00:15:12,187 --> 00:15:15,155 WE GOT TO FIND SOMETHING ELSE TO PLAY WITH. 335 00:15:15,259 --> 00:15:16,777 NO, WE GOT TO GO 336 00:15:16,881 --> 00:15:18,296 GET MY PLANE. 337 00:15:18,400 --> 00:15:19,677 WE CAN'T DO THAT. 338 00:15:19,780 --> 00:15:20,850 WE'RE BABIES. 339 00:15:20,954 --> 00:15:23,405 WE DON'T KNOW HOW TO GO DOWN STAIRS. 340 00:15:23,508 --> 00:15:26,477 WELL, WE GOT TO LEARN SOMETIME. 341 00:15:26,580 --> 00:15:27,754 YEAH, THAT'S TRUE. 342 00:15:27,857 --> 00:15:28,962 MAYBE NEXT YEAR. 343 00:15:29,066 --> 00:15:31,931 NO, WE GOT TO DO IT NOW. 344 00:15:32,034 --> 00:15:34,726 WE'RE GOING TO GO AND GET MY PLANE. 345 00:15:34,830 --> 00:15:36,280 BUT HOW, TOMMY? 346 00:15:36,383 --> 00:15:37,729 DON'T WORRY. 347 00:15:37,833 --> 00:15:39,455 I GOT A IDEA. 348 00:15:46,048 --> 00:15:47,912 HOW YOU DOING, CHUCKIE? 349 00:15:48,016 --> 00:15:50,259 OKAY... 350 00:15:50,363 --> 00:15:51,743 DON'T WORRY. 351 00:15:51,847 --> 00:15:53,642 WE'RE ALMOST THERE. 352 00:15:53,745 --> 00:15:57,163 WHATEVER YOU DO, JUST DON'T LOOK DOWN. 353 00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:01,132 [ gasping] 354 00:16:03,376 --> 00:16:04,894 WHAT'S WRONG? 355 00:16:04,998 --> 00:16:06,310 I LOOKED DOWN. 356 00:16:06,413 --> 00:16:09,209 I TOLD YOU NOT TO LOOK DOWN. 357 00:16:09,313 --> 00:16:10,831 I'M SCARED, TOMMY. 358 00:16:10,935 --> 00:16:12,040 IT'S OKAY. 359 00:16:12,143 --> 00:16:14,076 I'M SCARED OF BEING UP HIGH. 360 00:16:14,180 --> 00:16:16,976 I KEEP REMEMBERING THIS DREAM I ALWAYS HAVE. 361 00:16:17,079 --> 00:16:18,425 I'M IN THIS WHITE ROOM 362 00:16:18,529 --> 00:16:19,944 AND IT'S SO BRIGHT 363 00:16:20,048 --> 00:16:22,498 AND SOMEBODY'S HOLDING ME UPSIDE-DOWN 364 00:16:22,602 --> 00:16:26,330 AND THEN HE SPANKS ME, AND I CRY AND CRY. 365 00:16:26,433 --> 00:16:29,367 OOH! I HAVE THAT SAME DREAM, CHUCKIE. 366 00:16:29,471 --> 00:16:32,508 JUST TRY NOT TO THINK ABOUT IT. 367 00:16:32,612 --> 00:16:34,476 I NEED A BOTTLE. 368 00:16:34,579 --> 00:16:37,237 CHUCKIE, YOU CAN DO IT. 369 00:16:37,341 --> 00:16:39,377 NOW, COME ON, LET'S GO. 370 00:16:39,481 --> 00:16:41,448 OKAY. 371 00:16:43,450 --> 00:16:45,107 [ screaming] 372 00:16:50,561 --> 00:16:51,769 WOW. 373 00:16:51,872 --> 00:16:53,426 WHERE ARE WE, TOMMY? 374 00:16:53,529 --> 00:16:55,048 I DON'T KNOW, CHUCKIE 375 00:16:55,152 --> 00:16:57,395 BUT MY GLIDER'S DOWN HERE SOMEWHERE. 376 00:16:57,499 --> 00:16:58,914 SURE IS A LOT 377 00:16:59,018 --> 00:17:00,467 OF NEAT JUNK IN HERE. 378 00:17:00,571 --> 00:17:04,851 YEAH. WE BETTER SPLIT UP AND LOOK FOR MY GLIDER. 379 00:17:04,954 --> 00:17:05,852 SPLIT UP?! 380 00:17:05,955 --> 00:17:07,302 WE CAN COVER MORE GROUND 381 00:17:07,405 --> 00:17:08,372 THAT WAY. 382 00:17:08,475 --> 00:17:09,407 YOU GO THAT WAY. 383 00:17:09,511 --> 00:17:11,064 I'LL GO THIS WAY. 384 00:17:13,101 --> 00:17:14,550 [ gasping] 385 00:17:17,001 --> 00:17:19,383 OOH... 386 00:17:21,178 --> 00:17:22,800 MMM... 387 00:17:25,768 --> 00:17:27,391 OOPS. 388 00:17:28,461 --> 00:17:31,947 HEY, MOOSE, WHERE'S THE REST OF YOU? 389 00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:34,984 WELL, ARE YOU GOING TO SAY SOMETHING 390 00:17:35,088 --> 00:17:36,503 OR JUST HANG THERE? 391 00:17:36,607 --> 00:17:38,885 AW, YOU'RE NO FUN. 392 00:17:40,990 --> 00:17:41,888 HUH? 393 00:17:41,991 --> 00:17:44,511 MAYBE THE PLANE WENT UP THERE. 394 00:17:47,687 --> 00:17:51,173 HEY, THIS IS KIND OF NEAT. 395 00:17:51,277 --> 00:17:54,211 NO, THIS IS BETTER THAN NEAT! 396 00:17:54,314 --> 00:17:56,178 THIS IS FUN! 397 00:17:56,282 --> 00:17:58,007 WHEE! WHEE! 398 00:17:58,111 --> 00:17:59,733 WHEE! WHEE! 399 00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:03,841 TOMMY! 400 00:18:03,944 --> 00:18:05,291 HELP! 401 00:18:05,394 --> 00:18:06,740 TOMMY, HELP! 402 00:18:06,844 --> 00:18:08,259 CHUCKIE, WHAT HAPPENED? 403 00:18:08,363 --> 00:18:10,261 GET ME OUT OF HERE. 404 00:18:10,365 --> 00:18:11,952 DON'T WORRY, CHUCKIE. 405 00:18:12,056 --> 00:18:13,747 I'LL GET YOU OUT. 406 00:18:13,851 --> 00:18:15,197 WHAT IF YOU DON'T? 407 00:18:15,301 --> 00:18:17,406 WHAT IF I'M STUCK HERE FOREVER? 408 00:18:17,510 --> 00:18:19,719 AW, COME ON, CHUCKIE. 409 00:18:19,822 --> 00:18:22,756 I'LL JUST BE STUCK IN THIS DUMB OLD MATTRESS 410 00:18:22,860 --> 00:18:24,241 LIKE A BIG JOKE. 411 00:18:24,344 --> 00:18:26,933 MATTRESS BOY, THAT'S WHAT THEY'LL CALL ME. 412 00:18:27,036 --> 00:18:28,728 MATTRESS BOY. 413 00:18:28,831 --> 00:18:30,868 AH, AH, AH... 414 00:18:30,971 --> 00:18:32,973 [ both screaming] 415 00:18:38,496 --> 00:18:39,670 [ gasping] 416 00:18:40,464 --> 00:18:45,124 [ Chuckie screaming] 417 00:18:51,647 --> 00:18:53,477 [ loud crash] 418 00:18:57,101 --> 00:19:00,173 WOW, TOMMY 419 00:19:00,277 --> 00:19:02,037 LOOK AT THIS PLACE. 420 00:19:02,141 --> 00:19:04,108 ARE WE IN HEAVEN, TOMMY? 421 00:19:04,212 --> 00:19:08,802 NAH. THIS IS WHERE MY DAD GOES ALL DAY. 422 00:19:08,906 --> 00:19:10,908 LOOK, TOMMY, WHAT A GREAT ROBOT. 423 00:19:11,011 --> 00:19:12,358 AND LOOK! 424 00:19:12,461 --> 00:19:15,809 I LOVETHAT LION. 425 00:19:15,913 --> 00:19:16,948 AND LOOK! 426 00:19:17,052 --> 00:19:17,984 MY PLANE! 427 00:19:18,087 --> 00:19:19,434 [ Chuckie gasping] 428 00:19:19,537 --> 00:19:22,368 MAYBE WE SHOULD GET OUT OF HERE, TOMMY. 429 00:19:22,471 --> 00:19:24,404 THIS PLACE IS KIND OF SCARY. 430 00:19:24,508 --> 00:19:26,441 KEEP YOUR DIAPERS ON, CHUCKIE. 431 00:19:26,544 --> 00:19:28,305 I GOT A IDEA. 432 00:19:28,408 --> 00:19:30,790 NOT ANOTHER ONE. 433 00:19:33,206 --> 00:19:36,520 I STILL CAN'T REACH IT, CHUCKIE. 434 00:19:36,623 --> 00:19:39,178 GIVE ME A BOOST, OKAY? 435 00:19:41,559 --> 00:19:43,285 WHOA... 436 00:19:43,389 --> 00:19:46,012 TOMMY, LOOK OUT! 437 00:19:49,912 --> 00:19:52,156 CHUCKIE, THERE IT IS! 438 00:19:52,260 --> 00:19:54,020 THE PLANE! THE PLANE! 439 00:19:54,123 --> 00:19:55,090 GET IT! 440 00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:56,056 HUH? 441 00:19:56,160 --> 00:19:58,887 Chuckie: WHY DON'T YOUGET IT? 442 00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:04,513 WOW-WOW-WOW-WOW. TOMMY! 443 00:20:04,617 --> 00:20:05,859 HELP! 444 00:20:05,963 --> 00:20:08,586 HELP! 445 00:20:08,690 --> 00:20:10,174 DO SOMETHING, TOMMY! 446 00:20:10,278 --> 00:20:11,727 DO SOMETHING! 447 00:20:21,081 --> 00:20:23,636 LOOK BEHIND YOU, CHUCKIE! 448 00:20:23,739 --> 00:20:25,741 [ screaming] 449 00:20:28,744 --> 00:20:31,264 CHUCKIE, GRAB MY HAND! 450 00:20:47,004 --> 00:20:48,488 AH! 451 00:21:01,329 --> 00:21:02,916 THE PLANE, CHUCKIE! 452 00:21:03,020 --> 00:21:03,641 THE PLANE! 453 00:21:03,745 --> 00:21:06,679 [ yelling] 454 00:21:06,782 --> 00:21:08,232 GET THE PLANE, CHUCKIE! 455 00:21:08,336 --> 00:21:09,682 GET THE PLANE! 456 00:21:09,785 --> 00:21:10,648 I CAN'T, TOMMY! 457 00:21:10,752 --> 00:21:11,925 I'M TOO SCARED! 458 00:21:12,029 --> 00:21:14,445 YOU CAN DO IT, CHUCKIE! 459 00:21:23,730 --> 00:21:26,388 [ yelling] 460 00:21:35,915 --> 00:21:36,916 GOT IT. 461 00:21:37,019 --> 00:21:39,125 HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE? 462 00:21:39,228 --> 00:21:41,990 HOW DID THAT MACHINE GET TURNED ON? 463 00:21:43,888 --> 00:21:46,615 MY PATTY PANTS MACHINE-- IT WORKS. 464 00:21:46,719 --> 00:21:47,927 IT WORKS. 465 00:21:48,030 --> 00:21:51,240 OH, BOY. OH, BOY. OH, BOY. OH, BOY. 466 00:21:51,344 --> 00:21:53,104 I GOT TO SHOW DIDI. 467 00:21:53,208 --> 00:21:54,761 OH, STU, WATCH THIS. 468 00:21:54,865 --> 00:21:56,729 IT'S ABOUT THE PUPATION CYCLE 469 00:21:56,832 --> 00:21:59,007 OF THE SOUTH AMERICAN JUNGLE GNAT. 470 00:21:59,110 --> 00:22:01,492 DEED, MY PATTY PANTS MACHINE WORKED. 471 00:22:01,596 --> 00:22:03,908 IT'S ALREADY MADE A BUNCH OF THEM 472 00:22:04,012 --> 00:22:05,324 AND THEY'RE PERFECT! 473 00:22:05,427 --> 00:22:07,084 THEY'RE JUST WONDERFUL, STU 474 00:22:07,187 --> 00:22:09,051 AND SO LIFELIKE. 475 00:22:09,155 --> 00:22:10,190 LET'S CELEBRATE. 476 00:22:10,294 --> 00:22:11,744 I'M CALLING DREW. 477 00:22:11,847 --> 00:22:13,193 I'M CALLING POP. 478 00:22:13,297 --> 00:22:14,712 THEY CALLED ME CRAZY. 479 00:22:14,816 --> 00:22:17,163 CRAZY GENIUS IS MORE LIKE IT. 480 00:22:17,266 --> 00:22:19,648 TOMMY, THAT WAS THE SCARIEST THING 481 00:22:19,752 --> 00:22:22,651 THAT EVER HAPPENED IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. 482 00:22:22,755 --> 00:22:24,308 AW, COME ON. 483 00:22:24,412 --> 00:22:25,758 IT WASN'T SO BAD. 484 00:22:25,861 --> 00:22:30,487 WE SAW A LOT OF NEAT STUFF, AND YOU SAVED MY PLANE. 485 00:22:30,590 --> 00:22:31,833 YEAH. 486 00:22:31,936 --> 00:22:33,524 I DID, DIDN'T I? 487 00:22:33,628 --> 00:22:34,560 HERE. 488 00:22:34,663 --> 00:22:37,597 IT'S YOUR TURN TO THROW IT. 489 00:22:40,911 --> 00:22:42,361 [ both gasping] 490 00:22:42,464 --> 00:22:43,879 [ clattering] 491 00:22:43,983 --> 00:22:46,330 UH-OH. 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