1 00:00:02,174 --> 00:00:03,037 BOY: ♪ Four, three, two, one! 2 00:00:03,141 --> 00:00:06,006 [ rock music plays] 3 00:00:09,009 --> 00:00:11,873 ♪ Every birthday, my mom and dad would say ♪ 4 00:00:11,977 --> 00:00:15,636 ♪ You're another year older, another year wiser ♪ 5 00:00:15,739 --> 00:00:19,122 ♪ But I still go to school, to get an education ♪ 6 00:00:19,226 --> 00:00:21,055 ♪ I treat each and every day ♪ 7 00:00:21,159 --> 00:00:22,608 ♪ Like a mini vacation 8 00:00:22,712 --> 00:00:23,782 ♪ All grown up♪ 9 00:00:23,885 --> 00:00:26,129 ♪ I really want to shout it out ♪ 10 00:00:26,233 --> 00:00:27,510 ♪ All grown up♪ 11 00:00:27,613 --> 00:00:29,443 ♪ I want the world to know 12 00:00:29,546 --> 00:00:30,754 ♪ All grown up♪ 13 00:00:30,858 --> 00:00:32,998 ♪ I really want to shout it out ♪ 14 00:00:33,102 --> 00:00:34,482 ♪ All grown up♪ 15 00:00:34,586 --> 00:00:36,864 ♪ With you 16 00:00:36,967 --> 00:00:41,420 ♪ All grown up with... you! 17 00:00:41,524 --> 00:00:46,184 Captioning sponsored by MTV TELEVISION NETWORKS 18 00:00:46,287 --> 00:00:47,288 BOY: Now can you hear me? 19 00:00:47,392 --> 00:00:48,462 [ cell phone rings] 20 00:00:48,565 --> 00:00:49,808 Now can you hear me? 21 00:00:49,911 --> 00:00:51,534 [ cell phone rings] 22 00:00:51,637 --> 00:00:53,225 Now can you hear me?! 23 00:00:55,365 --> 00:00:56,332 "F' is for 24 00:00:56,435 --> 00:00:57,850 the family that you made us..." 25 00:00:57,954 --> 00:00:58,920 Hey. 26 00:00:59,024 --> 00:00:59,956 Nothing. 27 00:01:00,060 --> 00:01:00,991 So what are you doing? 28 00:01:01,095 --> 00:01:03,063 Okay.Later. 29 00:01:03,166 --> 00:01:05,996 "'I' is for the interest that you take..."[ cell phone ringing] 30 00:01:06,100 --> 00:01:07,101 Hello? 31 00:01:07,205 --> 00:01:09,966 Sorry, you must have the wrong number. 32 00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:11,140 You want to talk awhile? 33 00:01:11,243 --> 00:01:14,246 "N" is for...Now can you hear me? 34 00:01:14,350 --> 00:01:16,110 Knock it off, already! 35 00:01:16,214 --> 00:01:19,493 Call me crazy, but doesn't "knock" start with a "k"? 36 00:01:19,596 --> 00:01:20,873 [ cell phone ringing] 37 00:01:20,977 --> 00:01:23,186 That's what phones used to sound like. 38 00:01:23,290 --> 00:01:24,222 Do you mind? 39 00:01:24,325 --> 00:01:25,809 We're trying to practice something 40 00:01:25,913 --> 00:01:28,260 for our parents' tenth anniversary party. 41 00:01:28,364 --> 00:01:30,055 So. Practice at home. 42 00:01:30,159 --> 00:01:31,505 [ scoffs]: Yeah. 43 00:01:31,608 --> 00:01:33,852 This is a history class.[ cell phones ringing] 44 00:01:33,955 --> 00:01:35,025 [ growls] 45 00:01:35,129 --> 00:01:37,580 Even the Tower of Babel was quieter. 46 00:01:37,683 --> 00:01:39,133 I mean, look at this place! 47 00:01:39,237 --> 00:01:41,377 [ cell phone ringing; kids talking on phones] 48 00:01:41,480 --> 00:01:44,794 [ beeping] 49 00:01:44,897 --> 00:01:46,382 [ cell phone ringing] 50 00:01:46,485 --> 00:01:48,073 I didn't call you. Did you call me? 51 00:01:48,177 --> 00:01:49,730 I know I didn't call you. 52 00:01:49,833 --> 00:01:50,834 You must have called me. 53 00:01:50,938 --> 00:01:52,319 Now can you hear me? 54 00:01:52,422 --> 00:01:53,699 Now can you hear me? 55 00:01:53,803 --> 00:01:55,011 Now can you hear me? 56 00:01:55,115 --> 00:01:55,908 Mom? 57 00:01:56,012 --> 00:01:57,703 Stop calling me at school. 58 00:01:57,807 --> 00:01:59,533 Hold on, I got another call. 59 00:01:59,636 --> 00:02:00,672 Dad? 60 00:02:00,775 --> 00:02:02,639 You got to stop calling me at school. 61 00:02:02,743 --> 00:02:04,952 Speaking of babbling towers, got to run. 62 00:02:05,055 --> 00:02:06,126 Halt! 63 00:02:06,229 --> 00:02:07,851 You promised you'd practice this poem. 64 00:02:07,955 --> 00:02:08,749 And you owe me-- 65 00:02:08,852 --> 00:02:10,371 or do I need to remind you 66 00:02:10,475 --> 00:02:12,546 of this morning's disgusting incident? 67 00:02:12,649 --> 00:02:15,065 Hey, I already apologized for leaving my underwear 68 00:02:15,169 --> 00:02:16,550 hanging from the bathroom doorknob. 69 00:02:16,653 --> 00:02:17,965 I made waffles. 70 00:02:18,068 --> 00:02:19,035 The frozen kind. 71 00:02:19,139 --> 00:02:20,036 Now, sit. 72 00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:21,520 Okay, okay. 73 00:02:21,624 --> 00:02:22,659 [ beeping] 74 00:02:22,763 --> 00:02:23,626 Hi. 75 00:02:23,729 --> 00:02:25,421 My battery just died. 76 00:02:25,524 --> 00:02:27,388 Can I borrow your cell? 77 00:02:27,492 --> 00:02:28,907 I don't have one. 78 00:02:29,010 --> 00:02:30,460 Really? 79 00:02:30,564 --> 00:02:33,083 Gee, I thought everyone did. 80 00:02:33,187 --> 00:02:35,293 Sorry. 81 00:02:36,397 --> 00:02:39,366 [ girls snickering] 82 00:02:43,370 --> 00:02:45,234 [ moans] 83 00:02:45,337 --> 00:02:47,891 KIMI: Cell phones are totally about status, 84 00:02:47,995 --> 00:02:48,892 nothing else. 85 00:02:48,996 --> 00:02:50,687 I thought you wanted one? 86 00:02:50,791 --> 00:02:51,930 Do not-- 87 00:02:52,033 --> 00:02:54,070 even if my dad would let me have one. 88 00:02:54,174 --> 00:02:55,278 Hold on, I'm getting another call. 89 00:02:55,382 --> 00:02:56,037 [ phone beeps] 90 00:02:56,141 --> 00:02:57,107 Hello? 91 00:02:57,211 --> 00:02:58,385 No, I didn't call you[ groans] 92 00:02:58,488 --> 00:02:59,558 Did you call me? 93 00:03:00,456 --> 00:03:01,974 I mean, look at that! 94 00:03:02,078 --> 00:03:03,252 It's getting out of control. 95 00:03:03,355 --> 00:03:06,669 So stop yammering and do something about it. 96 00:03:06,772 --> 00:03:07,877 Like what? 97 00:03:07,980 --> 00:03:09,292 No one will listen to just me. 98 00:03:09,396 --> 00:03:09,982 Uh-huh. 99 00:03:10,086 --> 00:03:10,673 Uh-huh. Uh-huh. 100 00:03:10,776 --> 00:03:11,743 Nuh-uh. 101 00:03:11,846 --> 00:03:13,469 Start a petition to have them banned. 102 00:03:13,572 --> 00:03:15,678 Other schools have outlawed them. 103 00:03:15,781 --> 00:03:17,404 It's the heart of the democratic process. 104 00:03:17,507 --> 00:03:19,509 At least that's what I learned in government class... 105 00:03:19,613 --> 00:03:20,683 [ chatting] 106 00:03:20,786 --> 00:03:23,064 ...between cell phones ringing. 107 00:03:23,168 --> 00:03:24,376 A petition. 108 00:03:24,480 --> 00:03:25,895 That's a great idea. 109 00:03:25,998 --> 00:03:27,448 Plus, I can have flyers printed up 110 00:03:27,552 --> 00:03:29,312 stating the anti cell phone position, 111 00:03:29,416 --> 00:03:31,487 set up a table in the cafeteria for sign-ups, 112 00:03:31,590 --> 00:03:34,421 wear a really cute outfit... 113 00:03:34,524 --> 00:03:37,217 CHUCKIE: It's great you're putting together this little movie 114 00:03:37,320 --> 00:03:39,219 for my parents' anniversary, Tommy. 115 00:03:39,322 --> 00:03:41,773 It's going to be the highlight of the party. 116 00:03:41,876 --> 00:03:43,671 It'll be cool arranging all the photos 117 00:03:43,775 --> 00:03:45,017 into a small film, 118 00:03:45,121 --> 00:03:47,503 and a way to challenge my story-telling instincts. 119 00:03:47,606 --> 00:03:48,814 Glad to hear you say that. 120 00:03:48,918 --> 00:03:50,126 And the good news is, 121 00:03:50,230 --> 00:03:53,578 there'll be plenty of material to work with. 122 00:03:54,579 --> 00:03:57,064 Good luck! 123 00:03:57,167 --> 00:03:59,584 Oh, and by the way, I got to have it by Friday. 124 00:03:59,687 --> 00:04:01,068 See you! 125 00:04:02,207 --> 00:04:03,691 [ groans] 126 00:04:04,658 --> 00:04:06,246 They're totally about showing off 127 00:04:06,349 --> 00:04:07,557 and nothing else. 128 00:04:07,661 --> 00:04:09,766 [ cheering] 129 00:04:09,870 --> 00:04:11,734 [ cell phone ringing] 130 00:04:11,837 --> 00:04:13,736 Oh. Oh. Oh. 131 00:04:14,944 --> 00:04:17,187 Ooh! Ooh, check this out! 132 00:04:18,085 --> 00:04:19,120 [ simulated shutter click] 133 00:04:19,983 --> 00:04:21,295 Wasn't that outfit hideous? 134 00:04:21,399 --> 00:04:22,400 [ laughing] 135 00:04:22,503 --> 00:04:23,608 Hey! 136 00:04:26,162 --> 00:04:28,026 Over my dead body! 137 00:04:28,129 --> 00:04:29,130 This puppy is brand new 138 00:04:29,234 --> 00:04:30,166 and state-of-the-art. 139 00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:31,271 I'm not giving it up 140 00:04:31,374 --> 00:04:32,996 just because a few insensitive kids 141 00:04:33,100 --> 00:04:36,172 are using it as a status symbol. 142 00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:38,139 Besides-- duh-- that's the point! 143 00:04:38,243 --> 00:04:40,556 What I'm doing is completely fair. 144 00:04:40,659 --> 00:04:42,972 All I have to do is get 250 signatures 145 00:04:43,075 --> 00:04:46,113 to pass a resolution in the school charter. 146 00:04:49,841 --> 00:04:52,637 250 signatures, eh? 147 00:04:53,431 --> 00:04:54,777 Save the cell phones! 148 00:04:54,880 --> 00:04:56,019 Save the cell phones! 149 00:04:56,123 --> 00:04:57,400 Save the cell phones! 150 00:04:57,504 --> 00:04:59,299 Save the cell phones! 151 00:04:59,402 --> 00:04:59,747 You! 152 00:04:59,851 --> 00:05:00,783 Huh? 153 00:05:00,886 --> 00:05:02,094 Sign this petition before my life... 154 00:05:02,198 --> 00:05:04,062 err, I mean, ourlives are ruined. 155 00:05:04,165 --> 00:05:05,097 No way. 156 00:05:05,201 --> 00:05:06,858 You still owe me for the homework 157 00:05:06,961 --> 00:05:09,619 I let you copy back in sixth grade. 158 00:05:09,723 --> 00:05:11,794 So let it go already! 159 00:05:11,897 --> 00:05:13,485 Sign up and save the cell phones! 160 00:05:15,384 --> 00:05:17,455 But that was in preschool! 161 00:05:17,558 --> 00:05:18,697 What do you think you're doing? 162 00:05:18,801 --> 00:05:21,217 Practicing democratic ideals. 163 00:05:21,321 --> 00:05:22,908 There's always an opposing point of view, 164 00:05:23,012 --> 00:05:24,289 and I represent it. 165 00:05:24,393 --> 00:05:26,222 You'll never get the signatures you need. 166 00:05:26,326 --> 00:05:27,154 No one trusts you. 167 00:05:27,257 --> 00:05:28,500 A lot you know. 168 00:05:28,604 --> 00:05:30,985 This issue is near and dear to plenty of hearts. 169 00:05:31,089 --> 00:05:31,952 Hearts like... 170 00:05:32,055 --> 00:05:33,194 theirs! 171 00:05:33,298 --> 00:05:35,680 Just set your John Hancocks down right here 172 00:05:35,783 --> 00:05:36,888 before our lives are ruined. 173 00:05:36,991 --> 00:05:38,061 Not a chance. 174 00:05:38,165 --> 00:05:39,304 Same here. 175 00:05:39,408 --> 00:05:41,341 Don't you realize that if she gets her way, 176 00:05:41,444 --> 00:05:42,859 it's good bye to cell phones! 177 00:05:42,963 --> 00:05:44,723 Let's face it, Angelica, 178 00:05:44,827 --> 00:05:46,587 you've burned too many bridges. 179 00:05:46,691 --> 00:05:48,451 Dissed too many people. 180 00:05:48,555 --> 00:05:49,970 You're worse than... 181 00:05:50,073 --> 00:05:51,005 us. 182 00:05:51,109 --> 00:05:52,490 We figure we're safe 183 00:05:52,593 --> 00:05:54,561 so long as we exercise our right 184 00:05:54,664 --> 00:05:56,459 not to sign either petition. 185 00:05:57,253 --> 00:05:58,910 Apathy isa vote! 186 00:05:59,013 --> 00:05:59,842 Whatever that means. 187 00:05:59,945 --> 00:06:01,809 [ laughs] 188 00:06:05,330 --> 00:06:08,816 Hey, Kimi, how about going over the poem now? 189 00:06:08,920 --> 00:06:10,128 I feel bad about the whole 190 00:06:10,231 --> 00:06:12,337 underwear-on-the-doorknob snafu, and... 191 00:06:12,441 --> 00:06:13,269 Forget it! 192 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:15,720 We have a school to save. 193 00:06:15,823 --> 00:06:17,377 Dude, did you see the game last night? 194 00:06:17,480 --> 00:06:18,792 Ooh, wait. 195 00:06:18,895 --> 00:06:21,415 [ thudding; laughing] 196 00:06:21,519 --> 00:06:22,658 And not soon enough! 197 00:06:22,761 --> 00:06:24,314 Here, one of these needs to go 198 00:06:24,418 --> 00:06:26,765 into everyone's locker by lunch. 199 00:06:26,869 --> 00:06:27,456 But... 200 00:06:27,559 --> 00:06:28,871 By lunch! 201 00:06:30,044 --> 00:06:31,356 Now can you hear me? 202 00:06:31,460 --> 00:06:33,082 Now can you hear me? 203 00:06:34,566 --> 00:06:35,567 [ sighs] 204 00:06:35,671 --> 00:06:36,948 [ startled scream] 205 00:06:37,051 --> 00:06:39,778 Well, if it isn't the messenger boy. 206 00:06:39,882 --> 00:06:41,055 What do you want? 207 00:06:41,159 --> 00:06:42,885 I'm so glad you asked. 208 00:06:42,988 --> 00:06:44,334 I need you to be the face 209 00:06:44,438 --> 00:06:45,853 of the pro cell phone petition drive. 210 00:06:45,957 --> 00:06:47,130 Why me? 211 00:06:47,234 --> 00:06:49,236 I've never done anything to distinguish myself. 212 00:06:49,339 --> 00:06:51,480 Hardly anyone even knows who I am. 213 00:06:51,583 --> 00:06:52,515 Perfect! 214 00:06:52,619 --> 00:06:54,172 You're a blank slate, no baggage. 215 00:06:54,275 --> 00:06:56,416 Besides, I asked everyone else and they said no. 216 00:06:56,519 --> 00:06:58,038 I don't think so. 217 00:06:58,141 --> 00:07:00,558 I mean, Kimi's so into banning cell phones. 218 00:07:00,661 --> 00:07:02,214 She thinks it's a really good idea. 219 00:07:02,318 --> 00:07:05,045 So it's all about what Kimi wants, is it? 220 00:07:05,148 --> 00:07:06,322 But what do you want? 221 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:07,875 Or do you want what you think 222 00:07:07,979 --> 00:07:09,083 Kimi wants you to want? 223 00:07:09,187 --> 00:07:09,739 Yes. 224 00:07:09,843 --> 00:07:10,740 I mean, no. 225 00:07:10,844 --> 00:07:11,741 I mean, uh... 226 00:07:11,845 --> 00:07:13,018 Could you repeat that? 227 00:07:14,330 --> 00:07:15,849 Isn't it time you were your own man 228 00:07:15,952 --> 00:07:17,816 instead of crawling around on your hands and knees 229 00:07:17,920 --> 00:07:19,300 doing your sister's bidding? 230 00:07:19,404 --> 00:07:21,302 I am not crawling. 231 00:07:21,406 --> 00:07:23,443 Okay, I was, but I am not now. 232 00:07:23,546 --> 00:07:25,375 Word of warning, my friend: 233 00:07:25,479 --> 00:07:27,308 unless you take a stand now, 234 00:07:27,412 --> 00:07:29,310 someday soon you'll find yourself 235 00:07:29,414 --> 00:07:31,036 standing outside Kimi's dressing room 236 00:07:31,140 --> 00:07:33,418 holding a bra for her to try on. 237 00:07:33,522 --> 00:07:34,557 By then it'll be too late 238 00:07:34,661 --> 00:07:36,007 to step out of her shadow. 239 00:07:36,110 --> 00:07:36,973 A bra?! 240 00:07:37,077 --> 00:07:38,527 Walk with me. 241 00:07:46,811 --> 00:07:47,950 Thank you. 242 00:07:48,053 --> 00:07:50,228 Uh, you can keep the pen. 243 00:07:50,331 --> 00:07:51,298 CHUCKIE: Save the cells! 244 00:07:51,401 --> 00:07:52,161 Sign up today! 245 00:07:52,264 --> 00:07:53,300 [ both gasp] 246 00:07:53,403 --> 00:07:54,819 Save the cells! 247 00:07:54,922 --> 00:07:57,338 Sign up today! 248 00:07:59,409 --> 00:08:01,101 I can't believe it. 249 00:08:01,204 --> 00:08:02,896 "Save the cells?" 250 00:08:02,999 --> 00:08:05,139 My own brother?! 251 00:08:05,243 --> 00:08:06,934 Since when are you pro cell phone? 252 00:08:07,038 --> 00:08:08,142 I'm not. 253 00:08:08,246 --> 00:08:09,454 I mean, not necessarily. 254 00:08:09,558 --> 00:08:11,525 I just don't want my sister telling me 255 00:08:11,629 --> 00:08:13,596 what I don't want... to want. 256 00:08:13,700 --> 00:08:14,873 Talk to my adviser. 257 00:08:15,598 --> 00:08:16,634 [ phone beeping] 258 00:08:16,737 --> 00:08:17,704 You're behind this! 259 00:08:17,807 --> 00:08:18,705 Guilty. 260 00:08:18,808 --> 00:08:19,982 You were right. 261 00:08:20,085 --> 00:08:21,984 My face was the wrong one for this petition, 262 00:08:22,087 --> 00:08:22,950 but not Chuckle's. 263 00:08:23,054 --> 00:08:24,158 That blank canvas 264 00:08:24,262 --> 00:08:26,920 has already gotten us 245 signatures-- 265 00:08:27,023 --> 00:08:28,438 only five shy of winning. 266 00:08:28,542 --> 00:08:29,750 That's impossible. 267 00:08:29,854 --> 00:08:31,200 I've been at this for days, 268 00:08:31,303 --> 00:08:33,685 and I've only gotten 94 signatures. 269 00:08:33,789 --> 00:08:36,308 "Acilegna Selkcip?" 270 00:08:36,412 --> 00:08:38,172 I don't know any Selkcips. 271 00:08:38,276 --> 00:08:39,484 Sure you do. 272 00:08:39,588 --> 00:08:41,382 She's that girl from, uh... Turkey. 273 00:08:41,486 --> 00:08:43,730 "Lid and Ymmot Selkcip?" 274 00:08:43,833 --> 00:08:44,765 Cousins. 275 00:08:44,869 --> 00:08:47,457 Wait a minute... 276 00:08:47,561 --> 00:08:50,564 That's "Angelica Pickles" backwards! 277 00:08:50,668 --> 00:08:52,428 I knew it! 278 00:08:52,532 --> 00:08:55,189 And I guess "Lid" and "Ymmot" are Dil and Tommy? 279 00:08:55,293 --> 00:08:58,365 Back to 250 signatures shy of winning. 280 00:08:58,468 --> 00:09:01,713 And I'm signing on board as Kimi's advisor. 281 00:09:01,817 --> 00:09:03,646 There is no way I'm going to let you 282 00:09:03,750 --> 00:09:04,958 mess up the democratic process 283 00:09:05,061 --> 00:09:06,822 with your dirty tricks campaign! 284 00:09:06,925 --> 00:09:08,686 Come on, "Imik." 285 00:09:09,341 --> 00:09:10,032 [ growling] 286 00:09:10,135 --> 00:09:11,274 Now can you hear me? 287 00:09:13,242 --> 00:09:14,484 Wrong! Wrong! Wrong! 288 00:09:14,588 --> 00:09:15,831 I thought the point was 289 00:09:15,934 --> 00:09:16,935 not to distinguish myself. 290 00:09:17,039 --> 00:09:18,109 To be who I am. 291 00:09:18,212 --> 00:09:19,731 You mean a loser? 292 00:09:19,835 --> 00:09:21,146 And by the way, from now on 293 00:09:21,250 --> 00:09:22,182 you're wearing contacts. 294 00:09:22,285 --> 00:09:23,977 C-c-contacts?! 295 00:09:24,080 --> 00:09:25,875 But I can't touch my own eyeballs. 296 00:09:25,979 --> 00:09:27,739 I took the liberty of picking some up 297 00:09:27,843 --> 00:09:29,361 from your eye doctor on the way home. 298 00:09:29,465 --> 00:09:30,949 That'll be $57.50-- 299 00:09:31,053 --> 00:09:32,019 20 bucks for the lenses, 300 00:09:32,123 --> 00:09:33,780 and $37.50 for my consulting fee. 301 00:09:33,883 --> 00:09:36,437 I'm not sure I want to be my own man yet. 302 00:09:36,541 --> 00:09:39,199 I mean, I don't know much about the whole cell phone issue, 303 00:09:39,302 --> 00:09:40,338 so could we just 304 00:09:40,441 --> 00:09:42,029 leave my eyeballs out of this? 305 00:09:42,961 --> 00:09:45,032 It's not about issues. 306 00:09:45,136 --> 00:09:46,482 It's about image, spin, 307 00:09:46,586 --> 00:09:47,794 smoke and mirrors. 308 00:09:47,897 --> 00:09:49,140 And, according to my polling information, 309 00:09:49,243 --> 00:09:51,798 your glasses make you look "untrustworthy." 310 00:09:51,901 --> 00:09:54,766 And the eyebrow dandruff on your lenses is gross. 311 00:09:54,870 --> 00:09:55,802 Wait. 312 00:09:55,905 --> 00:09:56,596 You're doing polls? 313 00:09:56,699 --> 00:09:58,356 Like I have the time. 314 00:09:58,459 --> 00:09:59,978 Duh, I hired someone. 315 00:10:00,082 --> 00:10:01,221 Now hold still. 316 00:10:03,326 --> 00:10:05,121 [ Chuckie screams] 317 00:10:05,225 --> 00:10:07,917 [ computer beeping] 318 00:10:08,021 --> 00:10:09,367 On a scale of one to five-- 319 00:10:09,470 --> 00:10:10,506 one being least likely, 320 00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:11,887 five being most likely-- 321 00:10:11,990 --> 00:10:13,820 how often would you say you'd use a cell phone 322 00:10:13,923 --> 00:10:15,028 in the middle of gym class? 323 00:10:15,131 --> 00:10:16,823 Never. I don't have a cell phone. 324 00:10:16,926 --> 00:10:20,205 Okay, okay, let's say for the sake of my poll, you do. 325 00:10:20,309 --> 00:10:22,000 Dil, I don't have time for this. 326 00:10:22,104 --> 00:10:23,899 I've barely slept trying to get this movie done 327 00:10:24,002 --> 00:10:25,590 for the Finsters' anniversary party. 328 00:10:25,694 --> 00:10:28,766 It's only a few days away and I'm still scanning! 329 00:10:28,869 --> 00:10:31,251 And I promised Chuckie. 330 00:10:31,354 --> 00:10:32,666 On a scale of one to five-- 331 00:10:32,770 --> 00:10:34,012 one being absolutely not, 332 00:10:34,116 --> 00:10:35,635 and five being absolutely-- 333 00:10:35,738 --> 00:10:38,361 do you resent Chuckie for asking you to do this? 334 00:10:38,465 --> 00:10:40,260 [ growls]: Dil! 335 00:10:41,537 --> 00:10:43,332 What did you say? 336 00:10:43,435 --> 00:10:45,127 I said, "can you hear me?" 337 00:10:45,230 --> 00:10:47,577 [ yawning] 338 00:10:48,406 --> 00:10:50,235 Early bird catches the worm. 339 00:10:50,339 --> 00:10:51,340 Correction: 340 00:10:51,443 --> 00:10:53,791 "cookies catches the worm." 341 00:10:53,894 --> 00:10:54,999 "Hang up on cells." 342 00:10:55,102 --> 00:10:57,173 Cute! 343 00:10:57,277 --> 00:10:58,278 Mmm... 344 00:10:58,381 --> 00:10:59,175 And tasty. 345 00:10:59,279 --> 00:11:00,970 [ kids clamoring] 346 00:11:01,833 --> 00:11:02,731 We'll get enough names 347 00:11:02,834 --> 00:11:04,905 by the end of first period. 348 00:11:06,976 --> 00:11:07,943 Ouch! 349 00:11:08,046 --> 00:11:09,220 Locker. 350 00:11:09,703 --> 00:11:10,497 Ooh! 351 00:11:10,600 --> 00:11:11,532 Water fountain. 352 00:11:11,636 --> 00:11:12,395 [ kids talking excitedly] 353 00:11:12,499 --> 00:11:13,500 BOY:Cookies,cool! 354 00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:18,160 BOY: Chocolate chip! 355 00:11:18,263 --> 00:11:19,644 Yeah, wow... 356 00:11:23,165 --> 00:11:24,166 [ groans] 357 00:11:24,269 --> 00:11:26,340 Food poisoning! 358 00:11:26,444 --> 00:11:28,411 There's nothing wrong with these cookies, 359 00:11:28,515 --> 00:11:29,654 I baked them myself. 360 00:11:29,758 --> 00:11:31,691 It's trichinosis, I tell you! 361 00:11:31,794 --> 00:11:33,762 You get that from undercooked pork. 362 00:11:33,865 --> 00:11:34,694 Oh. 363 00:11:34,797 --> 00:11:35,660 Salmonella! 364 00:11:35,764 --> 00:11:36,730 Eggs. 365 00:11:36,834 --> 00:11:37,558 Botulism? 366 00:11:37,662 --> 00:11:38,663 Dirt. 367 00:11:38,767 --> 00:11:41,010 The opposition's trying to poison me! 368 00:11:41,114 --> 00:11:42,840 [ kids all gasp] 369 00:11:42,943 --> 00:11:45,774 [ groaning] 370 00:11:45,877 --> 00:11:47,292 You can knock off the performance; 371 00:11:47,396 --> 00:11:49,570 you scared everyone off. 372 00:11:49,674 --> 00:11:51,641 Boy, do I feel better. 373 00:11:51,745 --> 00:11:52,850 Don't anyone move! 374 00:11:52,953 --> 00:11:56,094 My left contact's around here somewhere. 375 00:11:56,198 --> 00:11:58,338 [ sighs] 376 00:11:58,441 --> 00:12:01,479 [ dialing] 377 00:12:01,582 --> 00:12:04,516 But how are we going to fight Angelica 378 00:12:04,620 --> 00:12:07,312 and her sleazy tactics and still win? 379 00:12:09,659 --> 00:12:11,420 I don't know-- maybe this petition thing 380 00:12:11,523 --> 00:12:13,733 wasn't a good idea. 381 00:12:13,836 --> 00:12:15,458 You can't give up now 382 00:12:15,562 --> 00:12:17,495 and just let Angelica roll over you. 383 00:12:17,598 --> 00:12:18,910 Angelica? 384 00:12:19,014 --> 00:12:21,292 I thought we were fighting for the cell phone lists. 385 00:12:21,395 --> 00:12:23,363 Sure, sure, and them, too. 386 00:12:23,466 --> 00:12:24,605 So what are you doing? 387 00:12:24,709 --> 00:12:28,471 Nothing. Right. Nothing. 388 00:12:28,575 --> 00:12:30,094 And according to my numbers, 389 00:12:30,197 --> 00:12:33,304 scientifically calculated to within five-eighths of a point, 390 00:12:33,407 --> 00:12:35,444 the petition race is a dead heat. 391 00:12:35,547 --> 00:12:37,860 Even after my performance this morning? 392 00:12:37,964 --> 00:12:39,931 Are you sure your numbers are accurate? 393 00:12:40,035 --> 00:12:42,209 Pickup sticks don't lie. 394 00:12:42,313 --> 00:12:44,694 Kimi's argument trumps your scare tactics. 395 00:12:44,798 --> 00:12:46,110 She's the face of positive. 396 00:12:46,213 --> 00:12:48,664 In fact, in all my hours of polling, 397 00:12:48,768 --> 00:12:50,390 I've never seen numbers like hers. 398 00:12:50,493 --> 00:12:52,047 I mean, she puts her name on mud, 399 00:12:52,150 --> 00:12:54,152 and the next thing you know, they'll be serving it up 400 00:12:54,256 --> 00:12:55,395 at the cafeteria. 401 00:12:55,498 --> 00:12:59,088 I got to take Kimi down a notch or two, but how? 402 00:12:59,192 --> 00:13:01,263 Well, I'd buy mud in the cafeteria, 403 00:13:01,366 --> 00:13:03,990 but I don't sling it, sister. 404 00:13:10,997 --> 00:13:13,689 Triple espresso smoothie to go. 405 00:13:13,793 --> 00:13:15,553 Coming up. 406 00:13:15,656 --> 00:13:17,831 So how are you progressing with the film footage 407 00:13:17,935 --> 00:13:18,936 and photos I gave you? 408 00:13:19,039 --> 00:13:20,006 Not that I'm being pushy, 409 00:13:20,109 --> 00:13:22,111 but the party is in two days. 410 00:13:22,215 --> 00:13:23,699 Great, fine, not a problem. 411 00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:26,736 It'll be done on time-- yes, it will. 412 00:13:32,742 --> 00:13:34,848 [ snoring] 413 00:13:37,023 --> 00:13:40,302 Perfect. 414 00:13:40,405 --> 00:13:42,511 But we can't do this. 415 00:13:42,614 --> 00:13:43,961 Will you keep it down? 416 00:13:44,064 --> 00:13:46,101 Clearly, you don't understand modern politics. 417 00:13:46,204 --> 00:13:49,207 But breaking and entering? 418 00:13:49,311 --> 00:13:50,588 But what if we get caught? 419 00:13:50,691 --> 00:13:52,210 I don't think I can live down 420 00:13:52,314 --> 00:13:53,522 that kind of humiliation. 421 00:13:53,625 --> 00:13:55,144 You live it down all the time. 422 00:13:55,248 --> 00:13:56,594 Good point. 423 00:14:03,290 --> 00:14:04,498 Oh, I wish I'd never mentioned 424 00:14:04,602 --> 00:14:06,638 the embarrassing Kimi photos. 425 00:14:06,742 --> 00:14:07,985 Live and learn. 426 00:14:08,088 --> 00:14:09,365 [ laughs] 427 00:14:09,469 --> 00:14:11,160 Besides, nothing destroys an issue 428 00:14:11,264 --> 00:14:12,817 more than embarrassing photos. 429 00:14:12,921 --> 00:14:15,164 [ computer beeps]Hello? 430 00:14:17,270 --> 00:14:19,582 "Quick! Somebody hand me a cell phone"? 431 00:14:19,686 --> 00:14:21,274 [ laughter] 432 00:14:22,206 --> 00:14:23,310 It's a frame-up! 433 00:14:23,414 --> 00:14:26,589 It's all Angelica's dirty tricks campaign! 434 00:14:27,728 --> 00:14:29,730 It's Pottygate, I tell you! 435 00:14:29,834 --> 00:14:34,528 [ laughter continues] 436 00:14:36,910 --> 00:14:39,085 That's it, that's the last one. 437 00:14:39,188 --> 00:14:42,088 Oh, man, I'm loaded with paper cuts. 438 00:14:42,191 --> 00:14:45,125 Psst! 439 00:14:45,229 --> 00:14:47,334 What's going on? 440 00:14:47,438 --> 00:14:48,818 I'm not supposed to leak information 441 00:14:48,922 --> 00:14:51,062 to the opposition, but Angelica's been stingy 442 00:14:51,166 --> 00:14:52,512 at paying me, so here goes. 443 00:14:52,615 --> 00:14:54,583 What do you want first, the bad news or 444 00:14:54,686 --> 00:14:56,274 the even-worse news?Bad. 445 00:14:56,378 --> 00:14:58,483 Recent poll numbers suggest this latest tactic 446 00:14:58,587 --> 00:14:59,933 of Angelica's has worked. 447 00:15:00,037 --> 00:15:01,659 The anti-cell numbers are down. 448 00:15:01,762 --> 00:15:04,006 Way down, falling-off-the-charts down. 449 00:15:04,110 --> 00:15:05,180 Like they're wearing 450 00:15:05,283 --> 00:15:06,319 iron pants down. 451 00:15:06,422 --> 00:15:07,527 We get the point. 452 00:15:07,630 --> 00:15:09,080 Don't you want to hear the worse news? 453 00:15:09,184 --> 00:15:11,117 I already know the worse news. 454 00:15:11,220 --> 00:15:13,119 My brother gave Angelica this idea. 455 00:15:13,222 --> 00:15:15,328 Who else would have known about the photo? 456 00:15:15,431 --> 00:15:18,296 There's nothing left to do but fight fire with fire. 457 00:15:18,400 --> 00:15:19,677 What do you mean? 458 00:15:19,780 --> 00:15:21,541 Tomorrow, you two will be presenting your cases 459 00:15:21,644 --> 00:15:22,818 at the school assembly. 460 00:15:22,922 --> 00:15:25,338 You'll just have to get down and dirty. 461 00:15:25,441 --> 00:15:27,133 But what about our ideals? 462 00:15:27,236 --> 00:15:29,031 The democratic process? 463 00:15:29,135 --> 00:15:31,102 You want your issue to win, don't you? 464 00:15:32,069 --> 00:15:34,140 It's time to take Angelica... 465 00:15:34,243 --> 00:15:36,763 I mean, cell phones down! 466 00:15:36,866 --> 00:15:39,352 CHUCKIE: And in conclusion, 467 00:15:39,455 --> 00:15:42,010 let me just say...[ earpiece feeds back] 468 00:15:42,113 --> 00:15:43,597 ANGELICA [ over transmitter]: Hold up cell phone! 469 00:15:43,701 --> 00:15:45,151 Hold up cell phone. 470 00:15:45,254 --> 00:15:47,222 No, you hold up the cell phone! 471 00:15:47,325 --> 00:15:48,878 Oh, right. 472 00:15:48,982 --> 00:15:52,296 The only way you'll take this from me 473 00:15:52,399 --> 00:15:53,918 is out of my old... 474 00:15:54,022 --> 00:15:57,025 I mean, cold, dead hands. 475 00:15:57,128 --> 00:15:59,337 [ audience applauding, cheering] 476 00:16:04,998 --> 00:16:06,241 Yeah. 477 00:16:06,344 --> 00:16:08,519 When you aren't using those cold, dead hands 478 00:16:08,622 --> 00:16:10,348 to hang your dirty tighty-whiteys 479 00:16:10,452 --> 00:16:11,556 on the bathroom doorknob? 480 00:16:11,660 --> 00:16:13,213 [ laughter] 481 00:16:13,317 --> 00:16:15,422 Once! I did it once! 482 00:16:17,873 --> 00:16:19,633 I thought this was about cell phones, 483 00:16:19,737 --> 00:16:21,325 not dirty tighty-whiteys 484 00:16:21,428 --> 00:16:22,912 hanging off of doorknobs. 485 00:16:23,016 --> 00:16:24,845 Which, by the way, I am for. 486 00:16:24,949 --> 00:16:26,675 Ew![ Tommy snoring] 487 00:16:26,778 --> 00:16:28,677 Huh? Yeah, it's done. 488 00:16:28,780 --> 00:16:30,990 The film's done, practically done. 489 00:16:31,093 --> 00:16:34,855 Bro, never mind. Go back to sleep. 490 00:16:34,959 --> 00:16:36,926 KIMI: Well, you still 491 00:16:37,030 --> 00:16:38,618 sleep with a baby blanket. 492 00:16:38,721 --> 00:16:40,378 [ audience expressing wonder] 493 00:16:40,482 --> 00:16:42,587 And you still suck your thumb. 494 00:16:42,691 --> 00:16:44,037 [ audience oohing] 495 00:16:44,141 --> 00:16:45,659 Better than chewing on my own toenails. 496 00:16:45,763 --> 00:16:48,076 [ laughter] 497 00:16:48,179 --> 00:16:50,802 Well, I'll tell you something 498 00:16:50,906 --> 00:16:52,494 about Kimi Finster's commitment 499 00:16:52,597 --> 00:16:58,017 to the anti-cell phone lobby you should know. 500 00:16:58,120 --> 00:16:59,087 She asked Santa Claus for a cell phone... 501 00:16:59,190 --> 00:17:01,468 three years in a row! 502 00:17:01,572 --> 00:17:02,883 I've got her lists. 503 00:17:02,987 --> 00:17:04,540 [ audience gasping] 504 00:17:04,644 --> 00:17:06,335 Yeah, she's a goner now. 505 00:17:06,439 --> 00:17:07,612 I'll say. 506 00:17:07,716 --> 00:17:10,063 Okay, okay. I admit it. 507 00:17:10,167 --> 00:17:13,411 But I wanted the cell phone before I didn't want it. 508 00:17:13,515 --> 00:17:15,034 [ laughter, oohing] 509 00:17:15,137 --> 00:17:17,105 That's it. I'm calling it. 510 00:17:17,208 --> 00:17:19,314 This debate is over. 511 00:17:19,417 --> 00:17:23,076 Hey, it's not over till I say it's over. 512 00:17:23,801 --> 00:17:25,837 Eh, okay, it's over. 513 00:17:25,941 --> 00:17:27,736 And I'm not going to our parents' 514 00:17:27,839 --> 00:17:30,152 wedding anniversary if you're going to be there. 515 00:17:30,256 --> 00:17:31,291 Same goes for me. 516 00:17:31,395 --> 00:17:32,430 I hate you! 517 00:17:32,534 --> 00:17:35,364 Double it and add caramel sauce. 518 00:17:35,468 --> 00:17:37,125 I wish I'd never started 519 00:17:37,228 --> 00:17:40,369 this whole stupid petition thing! 520 00:17:40,473 --> 00:17:44,787 AUDIENCE MEMBER: Now can you hear me? Now can you hear me? 521 00:17:46,720 --> 00:17:50,172 I've done worse than undermine democracy. 522 00:17:50,276 --> 00:17:52,001 I've helped bust up a family. 523 00:17:52,105 --> 00:17:54,590 Ah, you've done worse, kid. 524 00:17:56,523 --> 00:17:59,078 And that was one hammy reading you just gave. 525 00:17:59,181 --> 00:18:00,976 This is all yourfault! 526 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:03,358 You started this whole mess by playing dirty. 527 00:18:03,461 --> 00:18:05,291 I always play dirty. 528 00:18:05,394 --> 00:18:07,224 Plus, Kimi and Chuckie were more 529 00:18:07,327 --> 00:18:10,572 than happy to go along, so it's not like it's all our fault. 530 00:18:10,675 --> 00:18:11,883 But like it or not, 531 00:18:11,987 --> 00:18:13,747 we're the ones still speaking to each other. 532 00:18:13,851 --> 00:18:15,301 We have to talk them both 533 00:18:15,404 --> 00:18:18,027 into going to their parents' anniversary party. 534 00:18:18,131 --> 00:18:20,478 I don't get involved in family business. 535 00:18:20,582 --> 00:18:21,962 Ha! Since when? 536 00:18:22,066 --> 00:18:23,826 And even you know their own children 537 00:18:23,930 --> 00:18:25,207 have to be there. 538 00:18:26,553 --> 00:18:29,591 Especially if I could get blamed for them not showing. 539 00:18:29,694 --> 00:18:31,213 Yeah, your parents can punish you 540 00:18:31,317 --> 00:18:32,456 by taking away your cell phone. 541 00:18:32,559 --> 00:18:34,596 [ gasps] 542 00:18:34,699 --> 00:18:37,046 Now who's playing dirty? 543 00:18:37,150 --> 00:18:39,394 And as your adviser, I order you to go. 544 00:18:39,497 --> 00:18:42,086 Forget it-- not after all the things Kimi said. 545 00:18:42,190 --> 00:18:44,123 What? What did she say? 546 00:18:44,226 --> 00:18:46,677 Not anything anyone didn't already know. 547 00:18:46,780 --> 00:18:47,885 That's not true. 548 00:18:47,988 --> 00:18:49,542 Word on the grapevine is you and Kimi 549 00:18:49,645 --> 00:18:51,440 aren't going to the anniversary party. 550 00:18:51,544 --> 00:18:53,028 The grapevine would be correct. 551 00:18:53,132 --> 00:18:55,341 Well, if you think you're not gonna show, 552 00:18:55,444 --> 00:18:56,928 think again, my friend! 553 00:18:57,032 --> 00:18:58,378 I haven't stayed up night and day 554 00:18:58,482 --> 00:18:59,621 for a week just so this movie 555 00:18:59,724 --> 00:19:00,760 could play to an empty room! 556 00:19:00,863 --> 00:19:03,590 [ groans] Okay. 557 00:19:03,694 --> 00:19:06,386 But I'm only doing this for you and my parents. 558 00:19:06,490 --> 00:19:07,870 Will you let go now? 559 00:19:07,974 --> 00:19:09,527 My skin hurts. 560 00:19:09,631 --> 00:19:11,460 And I'm not sitting anywhere near 561 00:19:11,564 --> 00:19:14,049 that Finisher girl! 562 00:19:16,638 --> 00:19:18,674 And I'm really sorry for the part I played 563 00:19:18,778 --> 00:19:20,089 in all of this mess, 564 00:19:20,193 --> 00:19:22,816 but you have got to go to your parents' anniversary party. 565 00:19:22,920 --> 00:19:25,681 Your Mom and Dad's be so hurt if you don't. 566 00:19:26,441 --> 00:19:28,132 [ sighs] Fine. 567 00:19:28,236 --> 00:19:29,823 But I'm not sitting anywhere near 568 00:19:29,927 --> 00:19:31,308 that Chuckie guy! 569 00:19:31,411 --> 00:19:33,827 Hew. 570 00:19:34,828 --> 00:19:37,279 BETTY [ tapping glass]: So... 571 00:19:37,383 --> 00:19:40,731 here's to the kids on their tenth. 572 00:19:45,598 --> 00:19:47,910 And now rumor has it we're in for some entertainment. 573 00:19:48,014 --> 00:19:48,946 Chuckie and Kimi 574 00:19:49,049 --> 00:19:53,882 have prepared something extra special. 575 00:19:55,090 --> 00:19:56,298 Wow. 576 00:19:56,402 --> 00:19:58,335 Did someone just hear crickets? 577 00:19:58,438 --> 00:19:59,750 Eh, kids? 578 00:20:04,479 --> 00:20:07,206 "F" is for the family that you ruined. 579 00:20:07,309 --> 00:20:10,209 Well, "I" is for the icy way you treated me. 580 00:20:10,312 --> 00:20:12,901 It's what we get for sending them to public school. 581 00:20:13,004 --> 00:20:14,420 KIMI: "N" is for 582 00:20:14,523 --> 00:20:15,973 the nincompoop you are. 583 00:20:16,076 --> 00:20:18,286 "S" is for the sister that you're not! 584 00:20:18,389 --> 00:20:19,390 Bro! We're sinking! 585 00:20:19,494 --> 00:20:20,460 Roll tape! 586 00:20:20,564 --> 00:20:22,290 Am, too! Are not! 587 00:20:22,393 --> 00:20:23,325 Huh? What? 588 00:20:23,429 --> 00:20:24,706 Tape! Roll tape! Roll tape! 589 00:20:24,809 --> 00:20:25,810 KIMI:Am, too! 590 00:20:25,914 --> 00:20:27,087 CHUCKIE:Are not! 591 00:20:28,537 --> 00:20:30,539 [ classical music playing] 592 00:20:44,139 --> 00:20:46,314 [ sniffles] 593 00:20:50,835 --> 00:20:53,424 [ weeping softly] 594 00:20:53,528 --> 00:20:55,115 Forget the polls, Dude. 595 00:20:55,219 --> 00:20:57,704 Follow your heart. 596 00:20:58,671 --> 00:21:02,157 [ both sobbing freely] 597 00:21:03,883 --> 00:21:06,265 BETTY [ sobbing]: I tell you, 598 00:21:06,368 --> 00:21:08,888 I don't know what's going on, but it's working. 599 00:21:08,991 --> 00:21:12,788 [ both sniffling, sobbing] 600 00:21:12,892 --> 00:21:15,964 We couldn't be more proud. 601 00:21:16,067 --> 00:21:17,241 Yeah. 602 00:21:17,345 --> 00:21:19,139 Oh, Angelica, 603 00:21:19,243 --> 00:21:20,624 isn't this beautiful? 604 00:21:20,727 --> 00:21:25,491 [ scoffs] They call this a gift bag?! 605 00:21:27,355 --> 00:21:30,358 SUSIE: Wow, I can actually hear the birds. 606 00:21:30,461 --> 00:21:33,464 It is so nice since your cell phone ban went through. 607 00:21:33,568 --> 00:21:34,638 Didn't. 608 00:21:34,741 --> 00:21:36,053 Compromised instead. 609 00:21:36,156 --> 00:21:39,090 SUSIE: A cell phone-free zone? 610 00:21:39,194 --> 00:21:41,334 You know, that's a great idea. 611 00:21:41,438 --> 00:21:43,750 Why didn't we think of that in the first place? 612 00:21:44,786 --> 00:21:47,098 I'm amazed you're in the zone, girl. 613 00:21:47,202 --> 00:21:48,721 Can't use your phone. 614 00:21:48,824 --> 00:21:50,585 All right, I'll admit it. 615 00:21:50,688 --> 00:21:51,896 I'm not totally unhappy 616 00:21:52,000 --> 00:21:53,795 not being on my cell phone every minute. 617 00:21:53,898 --> 00:21:55,244 I'm actually talking to people. 618 00:21:55,348 --> 00:21:56,522 You know, directly. 619 00:21:56,625 --> 00:21:57,626 Face-to-face. 620 00:21:57,730 --> 00:22:00,180 Did I say you could look at me?! 621 00:22:00,284 --> 00:22:01,699 Feels great! 622 00:22:01,803 --> 00:22:03,080 Well, that was my goal, 623 00:22:03,183 --> 00:22:05,151 to show people they don't need cell phones 624 00:22:05,254 --> 00:22:06,842 to actually communicate. 625 00:22:06,946 --> 00:22:08,568 [ phone rings] 626 00:22:08,672 --> 00:22:10,536 What's that? What's what? 627 00:22:10,639 --> 00:22:12,400 That. 628 00:22:12,503 --> 00:22:13,573 [ ringing continues] 629 00:22:13,677 --> 00:22:15,057 I don't hear anything. 630 00:22:15,161 --> 00:22:17,163 It's coming from... 631 00:22:17,266 --> 00:22:19,303 your pocket! 632 00:22:21,167 --> 00:22:23,583 Told you not to call me at school. 633 00:22:23,687 --> 00:22:27,173 I just wanted to know if we were walking home together. 634 00:22:28,968 --> 00:22:31,936 Well, can I help it my Dad gave us these as a thank-you gift 635 00:22:32,040 --> 00:22:33,662 for their anniversary party? 636 00:22:35,319 --> 00:22:36,907 I'll put it away. 637 00:22:37,010 --> 00:22:40,255 Just as soon as I text message someone. 638 00:22:40,359 --> 00:22:41,877 [ dialing] 639 00:22:41,981 --> 00:22:44,742 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org