1 00:00:03,624 --> 00:00:06,420 BOY: F[ rock music plays]! 2 00:00:09,561 --> 00:00:12,633 ♪ Every birthday, my mom and dad would say ♪ 3 00:00:12,736 --> 00:00:16,188 ♪ You're another year older, another year wiser ♪ 4 00:00:16,292 --> 00:00:19,640 ♪ But I still go to school to get an education ♪ 5 00:00:19,743 --> 00:00:21,607 ♪ I treat each and every day ♪ 6 00:00:21,711 --> 00:00:23,195 ♪ Like a mini vacation 7 00:00:23,299 --> 00:00:24,507 ♪ All grown up♪ 8 00:00:24,610 --> 00:00:26,681 ♪ I really want to shout it out ♪ 9 00:00:26,785 --> 00:00:28,062 ♪ All grown up♪ 10 00:00:28,166 --> 00:00:30,409 ♪ I want the world to know 11 00:00:30,513 --> 00:00:31,755 ♪ All grown up♪ 12 00:00:31,859 --> 00:00:33,550 ♪ I really want to shout it out ♪ 13 00:00:33,654 --> 00:00:35,069 ♪ All grown up♪ 14 00:00:35,173 --> 00:00:37,727 ♪ With you 15 00:00:37,830 --> 00:00:39,556 ♪ All grown up with... 16 00:00:39,660 --> 00:00:42,007 ♪ You! 17 00:00:42,111 --> 00:00:46,356 Captioning sponsored by MTV TELEVISION NETWORKS 18 00:00:55,710 --> 00:00:57,471 Brianna... 19 00:00:57,574 --> 00:00:58,610 Paris... 20 00:00:58,713 --> 00:00:59,714 Daryl... 21 00:00:59,818 --> 00:01:02,165 Oh, man, a C-minus? 22 00:01:02,269 --> 00:01:03,270 A "B"?! 23 00:01:03,373 --> 00:01:04,271 C-plus?! 24 00:01:04,374 --> 00:01:05,582 A B-minus?! 25 00:01:05,686 --> 00:01:08,137 There goes pudding for a week. 26 00:01:10,104 --> 00:01:12,693 Angelica, aren't you the least bit bothered 27 00:01:12,796 --> 00:01:15,144 that you got a big ol' "D"? 28 00:01:15,247 --> 00:01:17,767 No sweat-- I got plenty of time to raise my grade. 29 00:01:17,870 --> 00:01:19,320 [ bell rings] 30 00:01:19,424 --> 00:01:21,495 Mrs. Smith?Sorry, Angelica. 31 00:01:21,598 --> 00:01:24,394 I'm not changing your grade, not this time. 32 00:01:24,498 --> 00:01:25,775 But I worked really hard on it, 33 00:01:25,878 --> 00:01:27,121 and it shows great improvement 34 00:01:27,225 --> 00:01:28,847 over my last social studies report, 35 00:01:28,950 --> 00:01:31,746 which was unfortunately lost in a freak blender accident. 36 00:01:31,850 --> 00:01:34,232 You've talked me into changing your grades before, 37 00:01:34,335 --> 00:01:36,372 Angelica, but I'm putting my foot down! 38 00:01:36,475 --> 00:01:38,857 [ gasps]: Oh! Oh, my Gosh! 39 00:01:38,960 --> 00:01:40,376 I think I'm gonna have the baby. 40 00:01:40,479 --> 00:01:42,654 [ yells] 41 00:01:44,518 --> 00:01:47,003 So getting back to this grade, there's wiggle room, right? 42 00:01:47,107 --> 00:01:48,315 [ grunting in pain] 43 00:01:48,418 --> 00:01:49,902 [ yelling] 44 00:01:50,006 --> 00:01:52,353 Ooh...! [ panting] 45 00:01:52,457 --> 00:01:54,114 [ panting]Look, you really don't want 46 00:01:54,217 --> 00:01:57,427 to give me a "D" on the eve of motherhood, do you? 47 00:01:57,531 --> 00:02:00,534 I'll give you a "C" if you'll just go away! 48 00:02:00,637 --> 00:02:02,018 Gee, you don't look so good. 49 00:02:02,122 --> 00:02:04,503 Maybe I should go with you to the hospital. 50 00:02:04,607 --> 00:02:06,954 Okay, a "B"! 51 00:02:07,057 --> 00:02:08,093 Thank you. 52 00:02:08,197 --> 00:02:10,130 Ooh...! 53 00:02:10,923 --> 00:02:14,030 [ screaming] 54 00:02:15,549 --> 00:02:18,241 Set, match. I win! 55 00:02:18,345 --> 00:02:21,210 [ Tommy whooping wildly] 56 00:02:22,211 --> 00:02:23,557 [ glass shatters] 57 00:02:23,660 --> 00:02:25,179 [ laughs]: Man! 58 00:02:25,283 --> 00:02:28,527 I never knew Tennis Team would be this much fun. 59 00:02:28,631 --> 00:02:32,393 Yeah, but I wonder if we'll ever actually learn to play. 60 00:02:32,497 --> 00:02:34,637 [ muttering] 61 00:02:34,740 --> 00:02:35,776 What up with him? 62 00:02:35,879 --> 00:02:37,398 Eh, he's been that way ever since 63 00:02:37,502 --> 00:02:40,160 the middle school's losing streak to Kirkwood Heights. 64 00:02:40,263 --> 00:02:41,782 I just don't get it. 65 00:02:41,885 --> 00:02:44,440 Baseball, flag football, even our hopscotch team 66 00:02:44,543 --> 00:02:47,753 chokes at the sight of those mighty Kirkwood Cadets. 67 00:02:47,857 --> 00:02:51,309 I'm sorry.Don't touch me, Pickles. 68 00:02:51,412 --> 00:02:55,485 Okay, everybody, hit the showers! 69 00:02:55,589 --> 00:02:57,936 Shower? As in taking your clothes off 70 00:02:58,039 --> 00:02:59,731 and standing under running water... 71 00:02:59,834 --> 00:03:01,353 naked?! 72 00:03:01,457 --> 00:03:04,701 Do you know any other kind? 73 00:03:05,564 --> 00:03:07,463 [ laughing] 74 00:03:11,743 --> 00:03:14,608 [ whimpers] 75 00:03:17,749 --> 00:03:18,750 [ yells] 76 00:03:18,853 --> 00:03:20,821 [ grunting, gasping] 77 00:03:20,924 --> 00:03:23,513 [ all sobbing] 78 00:03:25,653 --> 00:03:29,070 Guess we lost to Kirkwood Heights again. 79 00:03:29,174 --> 00:03:30,520 Did you hear the latest? 80 00:03:30,624 --> 00:03:31,625 Hear what? 81 00:03:31,728 --> 00:03:33,730 Word on the yard is, Mrs. Smith's had, 82 00:03:33,834 --> 00:03:35,111 like, this hundred- pound baby. 83 00:03:35,215 --> 00:03:37,527 We're getting a sub for the rest of the year. 84 00:03:37,631 --> 00:03:39,874 If you think I can snake the regularteachers, 85 00:03:39,978 --> 00:03:42,187 imagine what I can do to a sub! 86 00:03:42,291 --> 00:03:45,742 Poor sap. [ cackling] 87 00:03:46,605 --> 00:03:48,918 Whoa! Cute! 88 00:03:49,021 --> 00:03:50,333 Yum! 89 00:03:50,437 --> 00:03:51,817 Must be somebody's brother 90 00:03:51,921 --> 00:03:54,095 from high school dropping off a lunch. 91 00:04:05,106 --> 00:04:07,385 [ all sigh admiringly] 92 00:04:14,840 --> 00:04:16,773 [ sighs]: Oh... 93 00:04:18,741 --> 00:04:20,087 [ all gasp] 94 00:04:22,158 --> 00:04:25,334 I'm Mr. Fisk, and, uh, this is my Oprah moment. 95 00:04:25,437 --> 00:04:27,370 This is my first real teaching job. 96 00:04:27,474 --> 00:04:28,923 I just got out of college, 97 00:04:29,027 --> 00:04:32,168 which means I'm full of fresh, innovative ways 98 00:04:32,272 --> 00:04:34,964 to bore the crud out of you. 99 00:04:35,067 --> 00:04:36,862 Now, can anyone tell me the date 100 00:04:36,966 --> 00:04:39,071 the Fourth Amendment to the Constitution was ratified? 101 00:04:39,175 --> 00:04:42,351 July 4, 1776. 102 00:04:42,454 --> 00:04:44,353 Don't care. Can anyone tell me what it says? 103 00:04:44,456 --> 00:04:45,940 Uh, I know! I know! 104 00:04:46,044 --> 00:04:48,495 "The right of the people to be secured against unreasonable..." 105 00:04:48,598 --> 00:04:52,326 Don't care. Now, can anyone tell me what it means? 106 00:04:53,638 --> 00:04:55,916 I can tell you little puppies have a lot to learn. 107 00:04:56,019 --> 00:04:58,228 So ditch those boring textbooks 108 00:04:58,332 --> 00:05:01,542 and let's get down with your basic Constitutional freedoms. 109 00:05:01,646 --> 00:05:03,199 [ bell rings] 110 00:05:03,303 --> 00:05:05,408 [ kids chatter excitedly] 111 00:05:05,512 --> 00:05:08,100 All I can say is, oh, my... 112 00:05:08,204 --> 00:05:09,274 Back off! He's mine! 113 00:05:09,378 --> 00:05:10,240 Please. 114 00:05:10,344 --> 00:05:11,518 He won't even notice you. 115 00:05:11,621 --> 00:05:13,899 He isn't gonna notice either of you. 116 00:05:14,003 --> 00:05:15,176 He is a teacher. 117 00:05:15,280 --> 00:05:17,420 And he's like ten years older than both of you. 118 00:05:17,524 --> 00:05:18,801 He'll wait. 119 00:05:18,904 --> 00:05:21,631 Why wait, when the one who really cares about you 120 00:05:21,735 --> 00:05:22,529 is right here? 121 00:05:22,632 --> 00:05:23,909 Good. Hold this. 122 00:05:24,013 --> 00:05:25,842 You'll see. He'll notice me when I knock him dead 123 00:05:25,946 --> 00:05:27,534 with my presentation on the Second Amendment tomorrow. 124 00:05:27,637 --> 00:05:29,570 I'll stay up all night if I have to. 125 00:05:29,674 --> 00:05:31,917 You're gonna pull an all-nighter studying? 126 00:05:32,021 --> 00:05:34,403 No, accessorizing! 127 00:05:34,506 --> 00:05:38,441 SUSIE: And 60 years after Susan B. Anthony first started 128 00:05:38,545 --> 00:05:40,270 the movement for a woman's right to vote, 129 00:05:40,374 --> 00:05:42,376 the 19th Amendment was ratified. 130 00:05:42,480 --> 00:05:45,966 And ever since, you boys better look out! 131 00:05:46,069 --> 00:05:47,243 Thank you, Susie. 132 00:05:47,347 --> 00:05:48,969 I'll consider myself served. 133 00:05:49,072 --> 00:05:52,317 [ girls giggle] 134 00:05:52,421 --> 00:05:55,355 I don't get what these girls see in him. 135 00:06:02,223 --> 00:06:04,364 Angelica, these last few days have been 136 00:06:04,467 --> 00:06:06,676 so, so meaningful to me. 137 00:06:06,780 --> 00:06:08,229 Will you take this rose? 138 00:06:08,333 --> 00:06:09,334 [ gasps] 139 00:06:09,438 --> 00:06:10,473 Angelica? 140 00:06:10,577 --> 00:06:12,924 Angelica, you're up. 141 00:06:13,027 --> 00:06:14,270 What? [ gasps] 142 00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:16,237 Oh... right. 143 00:06:16,341 --> 00:06:19,068 Angelica will be presenting her pro and con arguments 144 00:06:19,171 --> 00:06:21,173 for the Second Amendment of the Constitution. 145 00:06:21,277 --> 00:06:23,866 [ gulps] The Second Amendment?! 146 00:06:25,177 --> 00:06:26,731 That's what you were supposed to study last night. 147 00:06:26,834 --> 00:06:27,870 The Right to Bear Arms. 148 00:06:27,973 --> 00:06:29,734 Oh, that. [ clears throat] 149 00:06:29,837 --> 00:06:32,564 Well, on the pro side, a tank top can lengthen the neck 150 00:06:32,668 --> 00:06:34,324 and is nice and cool under jackets. 151 00:06:34,428 --> 00:06:37,224 Not to mention you can show off those totally ripped delts! 152 00:06:37,327 --> 00:06:38,984 [ giggles] 153 00:06:39,088 --> 00:06:41,021 Isn't the right to bear arms about guns? 154 00:06:41,124 --> 00:06:42,747 Yep.ANGELICA: On the other hand, 155 00:06:42,850 --> 00:06:45,335 if you've got any of my Aunt Goldie's upper arm waddle, 156 00:06:45,439 --> 00:06:47,268 bearing arms is a definite fashion don't. 157 00:06:47,372 --> 00:06:48,200 In which case... 158 00:06:48,304 --> 00:06:49,823 Mr. Fisk? 159 00:06:49,926 --> 00:06:51,169 About this "F". 160 00:06:51,272 --> 00:06:53,827 You didn't really mean to give me an "F", did you? 161 00:06:53,930 --> 00:06:55,967 Actually I did, Miss Pickles. 162 00:06:56,070 --> 00:06:58,141 You didn't even study that amendment. 163 00:06:58,245 --> 00:07:01,524 Which is exactly why I should get a passing grade! 164 00:07:01,628 --> 00:07:03,215 And please, call me Angelica. 165 00:07:03,319 --> 00:07:06,426 With absolutely no understanding of the material, I was able 166 00:07:06,529 --> 00:07:10,291 to talk for ten minutes on a subject not exactly irrelevant[ grunts] 167 00:07:10,395 --> 00:07:12,570 to the young women of America... their upper arms. 168 00:07:12,673 --> 00:07:15,365 In fact, I think I even saw a few girls taking notes! 169 00:07:15,469 --> 00:07:16,470 Really cool argument. 170 00:07:16,574 --> 00:07:17,437 Thank you. 171 00:07:17,540 --> 00:07:18,576 But it's still an "F". 172 00:07:18,679 --> 00:07:19,508 Huh? 173 00:07:19,611 --> 00:07:20,923 Maybe if you put that passion 174 00:07:21,026 --> 00:07:22,890 into studying for your next assignment, 175 00:07:22,994 --> 00:07:24,582 you'll do better. 176 00:07:25,514 --> 00:07:26,722 Wow. 177 00:07:26,825 --> 00:07:29,103 I've never seen a teacher stand up to you like that. 178 00:07:29,207 --> 00:07:30,346 Yeah. 179 00:07:30,450 --> 00:07:33,591 Now I know I'm in love for sure. 180 00:07:39,493 --> 00:07:42,289 ANGELICA: Oh, Susie, I just have to impress Mr. Fisk with this. 181 00:07:42,392 --> 00:07:43,428 Angelica, 182 00:07:43,532 --> 00:07:45,292 I know you really dig Mr. Fisk, 183 00:07:45,395 --> 00:07:47,052 and he's cool and all, but... 184 00:07:47,156 --> 00:07:48,088 What? 185 00:07:48,191 --> 00:07:49,434 I... just think 186 00:07:49,538 --> 00:07:52,437 you're setting yourself up for a world of hurt. 187 00:07:52,541 --> 00:07:54,681 Are you gonna help me or not?! 188 00:07:54,784 --> 00:07:56,821 So what's the topic of this debate? 189 00:07:56,924 --> 00:07:58,581 [ gasps] Oh! Ooh! 190 00:07:58,685 --> 00:08:02,965 It's my favorite teen soap, The C.C., Citrus County! 191 00:08:06,762 --> 00:08:08,867 I know I made a mistake. 192 00:08:08,971 --> 00:08:10,800 But kids need to be free to learn 193 00:08:10,904 --> 00:08:12,008 from their mistakes. 194 00:08:12,112 --> 00:08:14,528 How am I supposed to grow to be a man 195 00:08:14,632 --> 00:08:17,462 if you always treat me as if I'm a child?! 196 00:08:17,566 --> 00:08:23,330 But, Jordon, you burned down our $5 million beach house. 197 00:08:24,849 --> 00:08:29,198 But kids need to be free to learn from their mistakes! 198 00:08:30,302 --> 00:08:34,065 How am I supposed to grow to be a man... 199 00:08:34,168 --> 00:08:35,687 uh, woman... 200 00:08:35,791 --> 00:08:40,347 if you always treat me as if I'm a child?! 201 00:08:40,450 --> 00:08:41,693 Another "F"?! 202 00:08:41,797 --> 00:08:43,937 But I worked hard on that debate. 203 00:08:44,040 --> 00:08:46,249 That speech came right out of Jordon Casbrook's mouth. 204 00:08:46,353 --> 00:08:48,217 I watch The C.C.,too, you know. 205 00:08:48,320 --> 00:08:49,390 You do? 206 00:08:49,494 --> 00:08:52,117 I never realized we had so much in common. 207 00:08:52,221 --> 00:08:53,084 F. 208 00:08:54,119 --> 00:08:55,914 But this isn't fair! 209 00:08:56,018 --> 00:08:58,020 You don't treat anyone else in class like this. 210 00:08:58,123 --> 00:09:00,022 You're picking on me! 211 00:09:00,125 --> 00:09:01,541 Yes, and you want to know why? 212 00:09:01,644 --> 00:09:03,266 Because you're lazy, sloppy, 213 00:09:03,370 --> 00:09:05,234 and you expect everyone to bend to your will 214 00:09:05,337 --> 00:09:06,476 because you have a big mouth. 215 00:09:06,580 --> 00:09:09,410 Tell me something I don'tknow! 216 00:09:09,514 --> 00:09:12,862 You could be one of the most brilliant junior debaters ever, 217 00:09:12,966 --> 00:09:15,175 if you'd just do the work. 218 00:09:17,764 --> 00:09:21,008 He likes me. 219 00:09:25,910 --> 00:09:27,394 Good shot, Tommy. 220 00:09:28,084 --> 00:09:29,327 Nice return, buddy. 221 00:09:30,121 --> 00:09:31,053 Ow. 222 00:09:31,847 --> 00:09:33,055 Ooh, slick. 223 00:09:33,158 --> 00:09:35,436 [ grunts] Right back at you. 224 00:09:35,540 --> 00:09:37,300 Ow. 225 00:09:37,404 --> 00:09:39,440 Chuckie, what's the deal here? 226 00:09:39,544 --> 00:09:41,028 No running, no sweat. 227 00:09:41,132 --> 00:09:42,789 No sweat, no shower. 228 00:09:42,892 --> 00:09:45,205 What's with the water phobia? 229 00:09:45,308 --> 00:09:47,000 [ groans] 230 00:09:47,103 --> 00:09:48,311 I'm scared, Tommy. 231 00:09:48,415 --> 00:09:51,591 I'm so scrawny-looking, if I take my clothes off, 232 00:09:51,694 --> 00:09:53,593 I'm afraid everyone will laugh at me. 233 00:09:53,696 --> 00:09:57,597 But being naked is such a freeing experience. 234 00:09:57,700 --> 00:09:59,633 Most of the time when I'm hanging at home, 235 00:09:59,737 --> 00:10:01,048 I'm totally in the buff. 236 00:10:02,256 --> 00:10:05,950 Note to self: call before going over to Phil's. 237 00:10:06,053 --> 00:10:08,055 Pickles, DeVille, shower up! 238 00:10:08,159 --> 00:10:11,024 Finster. 239 00:10:11,127 --> 00:10:12,473 You can skip it. 240 00:10:12,577 --> 00:10:15,718 [ sighs]But if you pull that not moving trick again, 241 00:10:15,822 --> 00:10:19,653 you'll be playing human target for the eighth grade team! 242 00:10:19,757 --> 00:10:20,792 [ grunts] 243 00:10:20,896 --> 00:10:22,725 [ gulps] 244 00:10:22,829 --> 00:10:26,453 ...turn it like this, it sounds just like running water. 245 00:10:26,556 --> 00:10:29,007 That's why Native Americans thought it would make rain. 246 00:10:29,111 --> 00:10:30,630 I mean, doesn't it sound 247 00:10:30,733 --> 00:10:33,909 like running water?[ trickles] 248 00:10:34,012 --> 00:10:35,669 Uh-oh. 249 00:10:35,773 --> 00:10:37,740 Hold this! 250 00:10:38,568 --> 00:10:39,915 Hey! 251 00:10:40,018 --> 00:10:41,917 Angelica? 252 00:10:42,020 --> 00:10:43,125 Is that you? 253 00:10:43,228 --> 00:10:44,851 I signed up for the Debate Team. 254 00:10:44,954 --> 00:10:46,611 We're debating "Should schools have dress codes?" 255 00:10:46,715 --> 00:10:48,855 I think you know where I fall on that one. 256 00:10:48,958 --> 00:10:50,511 The Debate Team?! 257 00:10:50,615 --> 00:10:51,512 Are you whack?! 258 00:10:51,616 --> 00:10:53,135 They're so smart they scare me. 259 00:10:53,238 --> 00:10:56,517 And you don't wear glasses. 260 00:10:58,278 --> 00:11:00,452 Angelica? 261 00:11:00,556 --> 00:11:02,282 You look hot. 262 00:11:02,385 --> 00:11:04,560 She joined the Debate Team. 263 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:07,114 You're just doing this just to impress Mr. Fisk, aren't you? 264 00:11:07,218 --> 00:11:08,288 Fisk! 265 00:11:08,391 --> 00:11:11,049 Of all the demons sent to torment me! 266 00:11:11,153 --> 00:11:12,879 This isn't about Fisk! 267 00:11:12,982 --> 00:11:14,639 Okay, maybe a little. 268 00:11:14,743 --> 00:11:17,331 But I've finally found something I'm a natural at: arguing! 269 00:11:17,435 --> 00:11:19,955 [ gasps] Oh, hi, Mr. Fisk. 270 00:11:20,058 --> 00:11:21,888 Check you out, Angelica. 271 00:11:21,991 --> 00:11:23,337 Hello, Mr. Fisk.[ grunts] 272 00:11:23,441 --> 00:11:26,202 Oh, golly, I'm sorry.Ah! 273 00:11:26,306 --> 00:11:29,274 Geez, I don't know what is wrong with me. 274 00:11:29,378 --> 00:11:32,761 [ winded]: See you at Debate. 275 00:11:34,694 --> 00:11:37,041 You certainly can't be arguing 276 00:11:37,144 --> 00:11:38,836 that the Civil War definitively ended 277 00:11:38,939 --> 00:11:40,907 the doctrine of states' rights. If you read... 278 00:11:41,010 --> 00:11:41,839 FISK: Nervous? 279 00:11:41,942 --> 00:11:43,288 [ screams] 280 00:11:44,634 --> 00:11:47,568 I-I don't think I can do this, Mr. Fisk. 281 00:11:47,672 --> 00:11:49,225 I mean, look at that girl out there. 282 00:11:49,329 --> 00:11:50,848 She's so smart, she doesn't even care 283 00:11:50,951 --> 00:11:52,988 that no one has worn denim jumpers since 1997! 284 00:11:53,091 --> 00:11:55,991 Angelica, I wouldn't have put you on the team 285 00:11:56,094 --> 00:11:57,475 if I thought you couldn't handle it. 286 00:11:57,578 --> 00:11:58,856 With this kind of preparation 287 00:11:58,959 --> 00:12:00,685 and your big mouth, you could skunk half of Congress. 288 00:12:00,789 --> 00:12:03,481 Thanks. 289 00:12:03,584 --> 00:12:06,518 Just remember: question everything. 290 00:12:08,141 --> 00:12:10,937 Question everything. Question everything! 291 00:12:11,040 --> 00:12:13,767 ANGELICA: ...and if we were to institute dress codes, what's next? 292 00:12:13,871 --> 00:12:15,873 Do we not live in a country where our right 293 00:12:15,976 --> 00:12:17,012 to free expression is guaranteed? 294 00:12:17,115 --> 00:12:18,461 Well, I... 295 00:12:18,565 --> 00:12:20,774 Does that not include the right to dress the way we want? 296 00:12:20,878 --> 00:12:21,879 And if we regulate that, 297 00:12:21,982 --> 00:12:23,777 shouldn't we regulate other freedoms? 298 00:12:23,881 --> 00:12:24,882 What about a music code? 299 00:12:24,985 --> 00:12:25,883 A walking code? 300 00:12:25,986 --> 00:12:28,333 Please, make her stop! 301 00:12:28,437 --> 00:12:31,785 I say, take away our right to personal self-expression 302 00:12:31,889 --> 00:12:35,582 and lay waste to the very essence of the American spirit! 303 00:12:35,685 --> 00:12:37,135 [ gagging] 304 00:12:37,239 --> 00:12:41,105 [ wild applause] 305 00:12:42,347 --> 00:12:44,833 Woo! Go, Angelica! 306 00:12:48,906 --> 00:12:50,873 [ cheering] 307 00:12:50,977 --> 00:12:53,048 Way to go, Angelica. 308 00:12:53,151 --> 00:12:54,566 Nice work. 309 00:12:54,670 --> 00:12:55,809 Heard you smoked 'em. 310 00:12:55,913 --> 00:12:57,121 BRIANNA: Angelica. 311 00:12:57,224 --> 00:12:59,848 Heard about your smart attack, mm-hmm. 312 00:12:59,951 --> 00:13:02,816 Is it true you're taking on Kirkwood Heights next week?Yep. 313 00:13:02,920 --> 00:13:05,508 As much as I hate to say it, I hope you win. 314 00:13:05,612 --> 00:13:07,545 If it can't be me, I'm glad it's you. 315 00:13:07,648 --> 00:13:11,135 Well, not really, but I really hope you win. 316 00:13:11,238 --> 00:13:12,239 I wonder if she means 317 00:13:12,343 --> 00:13:15,760 win the debate or Mr. Fisk. 318 00:13:15,864 --> 00:13:17,141 Would you stop it! 319 00:13:17,244 --> 00:13:18,142 It ain't happening. 320 00:13:18,245 --> 00:13:20,351 Yes, it is! 321 00:13:20,454 --> 00:13:23,526 In fact, I've decided now is the time to tell him 322 00:13:23,630 --> 00:13:25,528 exactlyhow I feel. 323 00:13:25,632 --> 00:13:27,116 What?! 324 00:13:27,220 --> 00:13:28,669 Hey, Angelica. 325 00:13:28,773 --> 00:13:29,981 Killer work today. 326 00:13:30,085 --> 00:13:31,534 Thank you, Mr. Fisk. 327 00:13:31,638 --> 00:13:33,640 Um, I was wondering if you had some time 328 00:13:33,743 --> 00:13:34,710 for us to talk... 329 00:13:34,814 --> 00:13:36,298 in private. 330 00:13:36,401 --> 00:13:39,991 Uh, can't now, and I've got parent conferences after school. 331 00:13:40,095 --> 00:13:41,303 Tomorrow before school? 332 00:13:41,406 --> 00:13:43,857 I have breakfast at that diner across the street. 333 00:13:43,961 --> 00:13:45,928 If it's really important, why don't you stop by. 334 00:13:46,032 --> 00:13:47,274 Great! 335 00:13:47,378 --> 00:13:49,449 It's a date! 336 00:13:50,277 --> 00:13:51,520 Mm-mm-mm. 337 00:13:51,623 --> 00:13:54,143 A world of hurt. 338 00:14:02,634 --> 00:14:04,982 [ squeaking] 339 00:14:07,674 --> 00:14:09,710 Angelica, you're here early. 340 00:14:09,814 --> 00:14:14,508 [ yawning]: What can I say? I'm a morning person. 341 00:14:14,612 --> 00:14:15,958 Hey, Jim. How's it going? 342 00:14:16,062 --> 00:14:16,994 Oh, you know, Daphne. 343 00:14:17,097 --> 00:14:18,098 Same old. 344 00:14:18,202 --> 00:14:19,444 Your name is Jim? 345 00:14:19,548 --> 00:14:21,205 Here's a kid's menu for you. 346 00:14:21,308 --> 00:14:22,516 And can I get you 347 00:14:22,620 --> 00:14:23,897 a booster seat, sweetie? 348 00:14:24,001 --> 00:14:27,867 I'll take the usual, Daphne, and, uh, burn the toast. 349 00:14:27,970 --> 00:14:29,075 [ giggles] 350 00:14:29,178 --> 00:14:32,423 I'll just take the pancakes. 351 00:14:32,526 --> 00:14:34,425 You psyched to take on 352 00:14:34,528 --> 00:14:36,634 the mighty Kirkwood Cadets? 353 00:14:36,737 --> 00:14:39,154 Well, you know. Same old. 354 00:14:39,257 --> 00:14:41,087 So what did you want to talk about? 355 00:14:41,190 --> 00:14:43,227 Oh, no need to jump right to the headline. 356 00:14:43,330 --> 00:14:44,884 Tell me about yourself. 357 00:14:44,987 --> 00:14:46,057 What do you want to know? 358 00:14:46,161 --> 00:14:47,058 Hmm... 359 00:14:47,162 --> 00:14:48,404 Do you have a girlfriend?! 360 00:14:48,508 --> 00:14:51,649 No, been too busy looking for a good teaching gig. 361 00:14:51,752 --> 00:14:53,340 But if you did like a girl, 362 00:14:53,444 --> 00:14:55,032 what kind of girl would that be? 363 00:14:55,135 --> 00:14:57,068 Hmm, someone smart, tough. 364 00:14:57,172 --> 00:14:58,725 A real challenge. 365 00:14:58,828 --> 00:14:59,657 Kinda like you. 366 00:14:59,760 --> 00:15:00,900 Maybe when I get 367 00:15:01,003 --> 00:15:03,178 to St. Louis, I'll meet a woman just like that. 368 00:15:04,731 --> 00:15:06,112 St. Louis? 369 00:15:06,215 --> 00:15:08,286 [ echoing]: I've been offered a full-time job there. 370 00:15:08,390 --> 00:15:09,598 Friday's my last day. 371 00:15:09,701 --> 00:15:10,910 Last day? 372 00:15:11,013 --> 00:15:12,842 I know. I feel awful about it. 373 00:15:12,946 --> 00:15:15,328 But if I don't take this job now, I'll lose it. 374 00:15:15,431 --> 00:15:16,812 Can't be a sub forever. 375 00:15:16,916 --> 00:15:18,365 WAITRESS: Here you go. 376 00:15:21,817 --> 00:15:23,681 [ blows horn] 377 00:15:26,649 --> 00:15:30,584 [ sobbing] 378 00:15:30,688 --> 00:15:32,172 Angelica? 379 00:15:32,276 --> 00:15:34,347 I heard about Mr. Fisk leaving. 380 00:15:34,450 --> 00:15:36,625 I can't believe he'd do this to me. 381 00:15:36,728 --> 00:15:39,559 [ sobbing]: After all we've been through. 382 00:15:39,662 --> 00:15:44,219 We had breakfast and everything! 383 00:15:44,322 --> 00:15:45,530 You took the menu? 384 00:15:45,634 --> 00:15:48,602 That's all I have left. 385 00:15:48,706 --> 00:15:50,190 And this... 386 00:15:50,294 --> 00:15:51,502 and this. 387 00:15:52,779 --> 00:15:55,092 Maybe you should do something 388 00:15:55,195 --> 00:15:57,508 to take your mind off of this. 389 00:15:57,611 --> 00:15:59,959 How about we study for the big debate? 390 00:16:00,062 --> 00:16:03,790 Who cares about that stupid debate?! 391 00:16:03,893 --> 00:16:08,139 I was only doing it for him anyway. 392 00:16:08,243 --> 00:16:09,520 [ sobbing] 393 00:16:09,623 --> 00:16:11,384 You never really believed 394 00:16:11,487 --> 00:16:12,557 he'd go for you, did you? 395 00:16:12,661 --> 00:16:13,627 No. 396 00:16:13,731 --> 00:16:16,078 And that's the worst part. 397 00:16:16,182 --> 00:16:17,631 Liking someone so much 398 00:16:17,735 --> 00:16:22,671 and knowing they'll never feel the same way about you. 399 00:16:22,774 --> 00:16:25,260 Now you know how Harold feels. 400 00:16:25,363 --> 00:16:27,434 [ sobbing]: I know. 401 00:16:27,538 --> 00:16:30,403 How pathetic is that? 402 00:16:30,506 --> 00:16:33,026 [ sobbing] 403 00:16:33,130 --> 00:16:37,720 Susie, would you stay with me for a while? 404 00:16:37,824 --> 00:16:39,377 I don't want to be alone. 405 00:16:39,481 --> 00:16:40,309 Sure. 406 00:16:40,413 --> 00:16:49,077 [ sobbing] 407 00:16:49,180 --> 00:16:51,148 [ continues sobbing] 408 00:16:51,251 --> 00:16:56,084 [ car alarms blaring, dogs barking] 409 00:16:57,430 --> 00:17:00,053 Ah, good game, guys. 410 00:17:01,537 --> 00:17:02,538 All right, Finster. 411 00:17:02,642 --> 00:17:03,884 No more shenanigans. 412 00:17:03,988 --> 00:17:04,920 Hit the shower! 413 00:17:05,024 --> 00:17:06,887 This time, I expect to see you 414 00:17:06,991 --> 00:17:10,512 come out squeaky-clean and odor-free. 415 00:17:10,615 --> 00:17:14,102 [ showers running] 416 00:17:15,724 --> 00:17:19,969 [ laughing] 417 00:17:24,974 --> 00:17:27,598 [ alarm blaring] 418 00:17:27,701 --> 00:17:31,429 [ birds cawing] 419 00:17:32,223 --> 00:17:33,224 [ shrieks] 420 00:17:33,328 --> 00:17:37,332 [ grunting] 421 00:17:37,435 --> 00:17:40,438 [ school bell ringing] 422 00:17:42,751 --> 00:17:46,789 [ whimpering] 423 00:17:48,446 --> 00:17:49,551 [ panting] 424 00:17:49,654 --> 00:17:51,587 [ whimpering] 425 00:18:01,183 --> 00:18:03,875 [ whimpering] 426 00:18:22,722 --> 00:18:24,033 Oh, hi there. 427 00:18:24,137 --> 00:18:26,898 Ew! Did you see that? 428 00:18:27,002 --> 00:18:28,107 [ shrieks] 429 00:18:28,210 --> 00:18:29,970 [ grunting] 430 00:18:38,393 --> 00:18:40,533 How come you never told me you played? 431 00:18:44,468 --> 00:18:47,091 I can't believe you would just 432 00:18:47,195 --> 00:18:48,334 bail on our debate team 433 00:18:48,437 --> 00:18:50,267 the night they take on Kirkwood Heights. 434 00:18:50,370 --> 00:18:52,890 Everything I had left with Mr. Fisk. 435 00:18:52,993 --> 00:18:54,995 Besides, it's a nerd-a-thon. 436 00:18:55,099 --> 00:18:57,274 Who's gonna notice anyway? 437 00:18:57,377 --> 00:18:58,551 [ gasps] 438 00:18:58,654 --> 00:18:59,724 Way to go, Angelica. 439 00:18:59,828 --> 00:19:00,760 Right on. 440 00:19:00,863 --> 00:19:02,589 You rule! 441 00:19:02,693 --> 00:19:05,213 [ cheering]: Go Angelica! 442 00:19:05,316 --> 00:19:06,662 Angelica! 443 00:19:06,766 --> 00:19:09,596 We'll finally clobber Kirkwood Heights. 444 00:19:09,700 --> 00:19:12,151 Sure, I was hoping it would be through physical brutality, 445 00:19:12,254 --> 00:19:13,738 but if it has to be through 446 00:19:13,842 --> 00:19:14,877 logic and reason, 447 00:19:14,981 --> 00:19:17,397 well, by golly, that's okay. 448 00:19:17,501 --> 00:19:19,537 I know you won't let us down. 449 00:19:19,641 --> 00:19:21,160 See you tonight. 450 00:19:25,233 --> 00:19:26,958 BOY: And I submit to you 451 00:19:27,062 --> 00:19:29,375 that the Monroe Doctrine clearly stated 452 00:19:29,478 --> 00:19:33,413 that the New World should be free of European colonization. 453 00:19:33,517 --> 00:19:36,244 However, the doctrine was only effective... 454 00:19:36,347 --> 00:19:37,555 Mr. Fisk? 455 00:19:40,420 --> 00:19:44,631 [ applause] 456 00:19:44,735 --> 00:19:46,357 And for our second debate, 457 00:19:46,461 --> 00:19:50,189 we have Bryce Terman of Kirkwood Heights, 458 00:19:50,292 --> 00:19:52,639 giving the affirmative. 459 00:19:52,743 --> 00:19:57,748 And rebutting, our very own Angelica Pickles! 460 00:19:57,851 --> 00:20:01,890 [ cheering] 461 00:20:01,993 --> 00:20:04,133 Angelica, you're on. 462 00:20:05,031 --> 00:20:06,619 I can't do it. I can't! 463 00:20:06,722 --> 00:20:07,896 Of course you can. 464 00:20:07,999 --> 00:20:10,209 But I'm not smart enough to take on these kids. 465 00:20:10,312 --> 00:20:12,487 I was only smart when Mr. Fisk was here. 466 00:20:12,590 --> 00:20:13,936 I am here. 467 00:20:14,040 --> 00:20:16,215 [ gasps]: Mr. Fisk! 468 00:20:16,318 --> 00:20:17,250 But I can't stay. 469 00:20:17,354 --> 00:20:18,631 I have a pickup truck 470 00:20:18,734 --> 00:20:21,012 full of my stuff blocking traffic outside. 471 00:20:21,116 --> 00:20:22,359 I just felt bad 472 00:20:22,462 --> 00:20:24,292 not being here to wish you luck. 473 00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:28,848 Fine. Don't even bother. 474 00:20:28,951 --> 00:20:30,194 I'm not doing it. 475 00:20:30,298 --> 00:20:32,852 Angelica, if you're only doing this 476 00:20:32,955 --> 00:20:34,336 to prove something to me, 477 00:20:34,440 --> 00:20:36,407 then I don't want you to go out there. 478 00:20:36,511 --> 00:20:39,479 But if you have something to prove to yourself, then do it. 479 00:20:39,583 --> 00:20:42,275 Or else you'll always wonder if you really had it or not. 480 00:20:43,621 --> 00:20:46,348 Look, I gotta book. I'll see you, Angelica. 481 00:20:52,941 --> 00:20:55,461 [ horns honking] 482 00:21:03,262 --> 00:21:07,611 [ clapping in rhythm] 483 00:21:07,714 --> 00:21:11,408 CROWD [ chanting]: Angelica! Angelica! Angelica! 484 00:21:15,135 --> 00:21:17,345 You know, Susie, this gift of gab of mine 485 00:21:17,448 --> 00:21:18,967 could be the key to my future. 486 00:21:19,070 --> 00:21:22,764 I'm thinking Attorney General or infomercial host. 487 00:21:22,867 --> 00:21:26,871 Either way, I guess you'll never forget Mr. Fisk. 488 00:21:26,975 --> 00:21:29,080 Fisk? I'm so over him. 489 00:21:29,184 --> 00:21:30,841 I don't know what I was thinking. 490 00:21:30,944 --> 00:21:34,638 Living on a teacher's salary? Please. 491 00:21:35,949 --> 00:21:39,021 HAROLD: Hey, Angelica. 492 00:21:39,125 --> 00:21:41,817 You wanna walk home together after school? 493 00:21:41,921 --> 00:21:43,405 I'll keep five paces back. 494 00:21:43,509 --> 00:21:44,717 You?! 495 00:21:44,820 --> 00:21:46,546 W-Why-Why would... 496 00:21:49,238 --> 00:21:50,792 Sure, Harold. 497 00:21:50,895 --> 00:21:52,172 We can walk home. 498 00:21:52,276 --> 00:21:54,727 And you can even stay up with me. 499 00:21:54,830 --> 00:21:56,280 If you carry my backpack. 500 00:21:56,384 --> 00:21:57,661 Oh! 501 00:22:01,975 --> 00:22:05,462 [ laughing] 502 00:22:10,743 --> 00:22:13,193 Oh... I'm a big brave dog. 503 00:22:13,297 --> 00:22:15,679 I'm a big brave dog. I'm a big brave dog. 504 00:22:15,782 --> 00:22:18,716 [ laughing] 505 00:22:18,820 --> 00:22:22,962 Hey, Chuckie, did you hear this one? 506 00:22:23,065 --> 00:22:25,102 What'd the tie say to the hat? 507 00:22:25,205 --> 00:22:28,450 Uh, you go on a head and I'll hang around? 508 00:22:28,554 --> 00:22:31,453 [ laughing] 509 00:22:31,557 --> 00:22:32,592 Aw, man. 510 00:22:32,696 --> 00:22:34,353 [ laughs] 511 00:22:34,456 --> 00:22:37,148 Oh, that is so old, Phil. 512 00:22:37,252 --> 00:22:40,842 Now, if you wanna hear a good joke... 513 00:22:40,945 --> 00:22:45,329 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org 514 00:23:26,439 --> 00:23:30,616 But being naked is such a freeing experience.