1 00:00:02,312 --> 00:00:04,176 GIRL: Four, three, two, one! 2 00:00:04,280 --> 00:00:09,216 [ rock music playing] 3 00:00:09,319 --> 00:00:12,219 ♪ Every birthday, my mom and dad would say ♪ 4 00:00:12,322 --> 00:00:15,912 ♪ "You're another year older, another year wiser" ♪ 5 00:00:16,016 --> 00:00:17,672 ♪ But I still go to school 6 00:00:17,776 --> 00:00:19,433 ♪ To get an education 7 00:00:19,536 --> 00:00:21,297 ♪ I treat each and every day 8 00:00:21,400 --> 00:00:22,884 ♪ Like a mini vacation 9 00:00:22,988 --> 00:00:23,954 ♪ All grown up! 10 00:00:24,058 --> 00:00:26,405 ♪ I really want to shout it out ♪ 11 00:00:26,509 --> 00:00:27,751 ♪ All grown up! 12 00:00:27,855 --> 00:00:29,684 ♪ I want the world to know 13 00:00:29,788 --> 00:00:31,065 ♪ All grown up! 14 00:00:31,169 --> 00:00:33,309 ♪ I really want to shout it out ♪ 15 00:00:33,412 --> 00:00:34,344 ♪ All grown up 16 00:00:34,448 --> 00:00:37,106 ♪ With you 17 00:00:37,209 --> 00:00:38,935 ♪ All grown up with... 18 00:00:39,039 --> 00:00:40,626 ♪ you. 19 00:00:40,730 --> 00:00:43,767 Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION 20 00:00:43,871 --> 00:00:45,597 and NICKELODEON 21 00:00:46,667 --> 00:00:49,601 [ class bell ringing] 22 00:00:49,704 --> 00:00:52,328 [ yelling and chattering] 23 00:00:52,431 --> 00:00:55,089 Now, this is a great assignment: 24 00:00:55,193 --> 00:00:56,849 "Use your talents and abilities 25 00:00:56,953 --> 00:00:59,197 to make a difference in someone's life." 26 00:00:59,300 --> 00:01:03,787 It's cool for us to do something that's not just all me, me, me. 27 00:01:09,345 --> 00:01:11,278 Angelica. Hmm? 28 00:01:11,381 --> 00:01:14,453 I was thinking how great that outfit would look on me. 29 00:01:14,557 --> 00:01:15,868 Were you talking? 30 00:01:15,972 --> 00:01:17,387 The assignment. 31 00:01:17,491 --> 00:01:19,665 Oh, that-- it's so hard. 32 00:01:19,769 --> 00:01:22,047 Helping another human being? 33 00:01:22,151 --> 00:01:24,705 Listing my talents. 34 00:01:24,808 --> 00:01:27,017 It's also part of our final grade. 35 00:01:27,121 --> 00:01:28,329 Mm-hmm. 36 00:01:28,433 --> 00:01:29,468 Okay, I'm done. 37 00:01:29,572 --> 00:01:31,401 Oh, write me from summer school. 38 00:01:31,505 --> 00:01:32,437 Mm-hmm... 39 00:01:32,540 --> 00:01:33,679 Huh? 40 00:01:33,783 --> 00:01:36,130 Remember when wewere studying for midterms 41 00:01:36,234 --> 00:01:38,167 and youwere studying for makeovers? 42 00:01:38,270 --> 00:01:40,721 You need an A-- good luck! 43 00:01:40,824 --> 00:01:42,481 Summer school?! 44 00:01:42,585 --> 00:01:44,069 As in no beach? 45 00:01:44,173 --> 00:01:45,243 No mall? 46 00:01:45,346 --> 00:01:47,383 No 14 hours of beauty sleep? 47 00:01:47,486 --> 00:01:50,317 No lying around watching mindless TV? 48 00:01:51,594 --> 00:01:55,632 Okay, who needs my talents? 49 00:01:55,736 --> 00:02:03,709 [ shutter clicking] 50 00:02:06,781 --> 00:02:08,956 Hopeless, that's core. 51 00:02:09,059 --> 00:02:12,304 I've got to find someone pathetically perfect. 52 00:02:15,204 --> 00:02:19,691 [ grunting and groaning] 53 00:02:19,794 --> 00:02:22,625 Hmm, hecould use my help. 54 00:02:22,728 --> 00:02:24,074 [ grunting] 55 00:02:24,178 --> 00:02:25,421 Nah. 56 00:02:25,524 --> 00:02:28,078 Wait till you hear your parts, guys. 57 00:02:28,182 --> 00:02:29,390 I love the theater-- 58 00:02:29,494 --> 00:02:32,566 the lights, costumes, makeup, applause. 59 00:02:32,669 --> 00:02:33,601 Good. 60 00:02:33,705 --> 00:02:35,362 Now, how do you feel 61 00:02:35,465 --> 00:02:37,605 about a skit in a history assembly? 62 00:02:37,709 --> 00:02:39,504 Hmm... yeah. 63 00:02:39,607 --> 00:02:41,230 Well, it is extra credit. 64 00:02:41,333 --> 00:02:44,371 I don't know, history is so passé. 65 00:02:44,474 --> 00:02:45,820 Not my version. 66 00:02:45,924 --> 00:02:48,375 These guys were cool, real rebels, 67 00:02:48,478 --> 00:02:50,308 the original American bad boys. 68 00:02:50,411 --> 00:02:51,757 It's going to rock; 69 00:02:51,861 --> 00:02:54,346 and I picked you guys over everyone. 70 00:02:55,934 --> 00:02:58,074 No one else wanted to do it, right? 71 00:02:58,178 --> 00:02:59,386 That, too. 72 00:03:00,835 --> 00:03:01,802 Let go! 73 00:03:01,905 --> 00:03:02,803 Hi, Chuckie. 74 00:03:02,906 --> 00:03:03,769 Huh? 75 00:03:03,873 --> 00:03:06,151 Oh, hi, uh, Debbie? 76 00:03:06,255 --> 00:03:10,328 It's "Edith," but you can call me Debbie if you want. 77 00:03:10,431 --> 00:03:14,194 [ others laughing] 78 00:03:17,956 --> 00:03:21,442 So, I'm George Washington, Dil's Paul Revere, 79 00:03:21,546 --> 00:03:24,549 Phil, you are the awesome Ben Franklin. 80 00:03:24,652 --> 00:03:25,239 Awesome. 81 00:03:25,343 --> 00:03:26,067 Who am I? 82 00:03:26,171 --> 00:03:27,621 Are you ready? 83 00:03:27,724 --> 00:03:30,451 Kimi, Lil, you're... 84 00:03:30,555 --> 00:03:31,556 "the people"! 85 00:03:32,557 --> 00:03:34,421 BOTH: "The people"? 86 00:03:34,524 --> 00:03:35,560 Yeah! 87 00:03:35,663 --> 00:03:37,872 They're, uh... important. 88 00:03:37,976 --> 00:03:40,565 You know, "by the people, for the people." 89 00:03:40,668 --> 00:03:42,981 Okay, Chuckie, you're King George. 90 00:03:43,084 --> 00:03:44,431 King George? 91 00:03:44,534 --> 00:03:45,846 King George! 92 00:03:45,949 --> 00:03:47,365 The guy everyone hates?! 93 00:03:47,468 --> 00:03:49,229 Oh, sure,let's make Chuckie 94 00:03:49,332 --> 00:03:52,646 Mr. Unpopular Revolting King Guy! 95 00:03:52,749 --> 00:03:54,682 Shows how much you know. 96 00:03:54,786 --> 00:03:56,166 I'm revolting. 97 00:03:58,238 --> 00:04:00,240 Can't argue with the facts. 98 00:04:00,343 --> 00:04:01,586 It's cool, Chuckie. 99 00:04:01,689 --> 00:04:05,037 See, we face off in the ring like on Wrestle Wackia. 100 00:04:05,141 --> 00:04:07,419 In this corner, Kid Cody, and... 101 00:04:07,523 --> 00:04:09,387 In this corner, King Loser! 102 00:04:09,490 --> 00:04:11,561 Loser, Tommy. 103 00:04:11,665 --> 00:04:13,736 It's just a part, Chuckie. 104 00:04:13,839 --> 00:04:14,806 Typecast. 105 00:04:14,909 --> 00:04:19,362 [ others laughing and chatting] 106 00:04:19,466 --> 00:04:22,296 Why is everything so easy for them? 107 00:04:22,400 --> 00:04:24,367 Just once I'd like to know 108 00:04:24,471 --> 00:04:27,681 what it feels like to be genuinely popular. 109 00:04:27,784 --> 00:04:30,960 Huh! And what are we, deformed mutants? 110 00:04:31,063 --> 00:04:33,307 Well, we are "the people." 111 00:04:33,411 --> 00:04:34,929 Chuckie, we're popular. 112 00:04:35,033 --> 00:04:37,035 No, we're normal-- except maybe Phil. 113 00:04:37,138 --> 00:04:39,451 Hey... 114 00:04:39,555 --> 00:04:42,420 We're okay popular, but not like them. 115 00:04:42,523 --> 00:04:44,180 And you care because? 116 00:04:44,284 --> 00:04:46,286 I have no idea! 117 00:04:46,389 --> 00:04:49,565 I mean, I'm having all kinds of weird feelings lately. 118 00:04:49,668 --> 00:04:51,083 Mm-hmm. 119 00:04:51,187 --> 00:04:52,084 Yep. 120 00:04:52,188 --> 00:04:53,362 "Mm-hmm, yep," what? 121 00:04:53,465 --> 00:04:54,570 Hormones. 122 00:04:54,673 --> 00:04:55,847 Oh... 123 00:04:55,950 --> 00:04:59,057 Life was so simple back when I was ten. 124 00:05:00,334 --> 00:05:01,542 ANGELICA: No. 125 00:05:01,646 --> 00:05:02,612 No. 126 00:05:02,716 --> 00:05:03,958 No. 127 00:05:06,444 --> 00:05:09,101 TOMMY: So forget them, Chuckie. 128 00:05:09,205 --> 00:05:11,932 Yeah, you have... unique qualities 129 00:05:12,035 --> 00:05:15,176 that make you cool in your own way. 130 00:05:15,280 --> 00:05:16,177 Really? 131 00:05:16,281 --> 00:05:17,903 [ struggling] 132 00:05:18,007 --> 00:05:19,215 S'up? 133 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:20,112 S'up? 134 00:05:21,942 --> 00:05:23,426 [ groans] 135 00:05:24,531 --> 00:05:27,154 Well, that'll help me get popular! 136 00:05:28,673 --> 00:05:31,641 Double duh with sprinkles-- of course! 137 00:05:31,745 --> 00:05:34,989 Hello... "Project Chuckie"! 138 00:05:35,093 --> 00:05:38,890 I don't have time for you, you, you or you. 139 00:05:38,993 --> 00:05:41,444 But Chuckie, may we have a word? 140 00:05:44,171 --> 00:05:47,657 Chuckie, I have observed your tragic social skills, 141 00:05:47,761 --> 00:05:50,419 but because we've been friends since childhood, 142 00:05:50,522 --> 00:05:52,869 I want to make a difference in your life. 143 00:05:52,973 --> 00:05:54,215 I'm here to help. 144 00:05:54,319 --> 00:05:56,252 Oh, this can't be good. 145 00:05:56,356 --> 00:05:59,151 Chuckie, you're, well... a gork-- 146 00:05:59,255 --> 00:06:01,602 those sad few beyond geek. 147 00:06:01,706 --> 00:06:03,432 Not helping yet. 148 00:06:03,535 --> 00:06:06,435 But I'm willing to make you popular. 149 00:06:07,539 --> 00:06:10,197 Have I ever let you down? 150 00:06:20,241 --> 00:06:23,106 No way, no how, no chance, uh, but thanks. 151 00:06:23,210 --> 00:06:24,729 But, Chuckie... 152 00:06:24,832 --> 00:06:26,386 Angelica, you're up to something. 153 00:06:26,489 --> 00:06:29,112 I can feel it in my feet and... 154 00:06:29,216 --> 00:06:30,838 Okay, it's for my project! 155 00:06:30,942 --> 00:06:33,151 But you still get what you want. 156 00:06:33,254 --> 00:06:34,290 Project? 157 00:06:34,394 --> 00:06:35,498 I'm aproject?! 158 00:06:35,602 --> 00:06:39,019 I can see me as an endeavor or a mission even, 159 00:06:39,122 --> 00:06:42,125 but not a project! 160 00:06:42,229 --> 00:06:43,644 I am not selling my soul to you 161 00:06:43,748 --> 00:06:45,750 no matter how much I want to be popular! 162 00:06:45,853 --> 00:06:46,923 Hmm! 163 00:06:54,379 --> 00:06:55,380 Whoa! 164 00:06:55,484 --> 00:06:56,243 [ collective gasp] 165 00:06:56,346 --> 00:06:57,865 [ growls] 166 00:07:01,938 --> 00:07:03,388 Well? 167 00:07:03,492 --> 00:07:05,804 Where do I sign? 168 00:07:08,255 --> 00:07:09,049 ANGELICA: Okay... 169 00:07:09,152 --> 00:07:10,430 Finster, observe. 170 00:07:14,261 --> 00:07:15,573 Who does this look like? 171 00:07:15,676 --> 00:07:18,265 Well... like a guy on his way home 172 00:07:18,368 --> 00:07:20,578 from a double shift in the mines 173 00:07:20,681 --> 00:07:23,235 to support his mom, who needs an operation, 174 00:07:23,339 --> 00:07:25,306 and he's walking against the wind, 175 00:07:25,410 --> 00:07:28,793 through the snow with a sack of potatoes on his back. 176 00:07:28,896 --> 00:07:30,380 Summer school... Chuckie. 177 00:07:30,484 --> 00:07:32,141 Summer school... Chuckie. 178 00:07:32,244 --> 00:07:33,142 [ growls] 179 00:07:33,245 --> 00:07:34,557 Chuckie! 180 00:07:36,007 --> 00:07:36,628 Chin up. 181 00:07:36,732 --> 00:07:37,802 I'll be okay. 182 00:07:37,905 --> 00:07:41,219 No, chin up, shoulders back, chest out! 183 00:07:41,322 --> 00:07:43,359 Walk like you're somebody! 184 00:07:46,673 --> 00:07:48,260 Okay, somebody else. 185 00:07:53,438 --> 00:07:56,441 Bizarre... but better. 186 00:07:56,545 --> 00:07:57,787 Now, your look. 187 00:07:57,891 --> 00:07:59,755 Oh, no-- may I remind you 188 00:07:59,858 --> 00:08:01,791 of my ill-fated Chongo disaster? 189 00:08:01,895 --> 00:08:03,793 The look stays or I walk... 190 00:08:03,897 --> 00:08:05,761 or... bounce. 191 00:08:05,864 --> 00:08:06,831 Fine. 192 00:08:06,934 --> 00:08:09,385 I'll simply have to make yourlook in. 193 00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:11,663 No one said the impossible was easy. 194 00:08:11,767 --> 00:08:13,389 Your homework: Fourteen 1/2magazine. 195 00:08:13,493 --> 00:08:15,391 Live it, love it, learn it! 196 00:08:15,495 --> 00:08:16,530 Pop quiz tomorrow. 197 00:08:16,634 --> 00:08:18,670 EDITH: And so, I, 198 00:08:18,774 --> 00:08:22,812 Mrs. O'Leary, would like to apologize for my cow, 199 00:08:22,916 --> 00:08:25,746 who started the great Chicago fire. 200 00:08:25,850 --> 00:08:30,199 She would, but she can't, you know, 'cause she's a cow. 201 00:08:30,302 --> 00:08:32,512 I feel it was long overdue. 202 00:08:36,446 --> 00:08:37,931 That was good. 203 00:08:38,034 --> 00:08:39,001 Thanks. 204 00:08:39,104 --> 00:08:40,658 Okay, we'll start 205 00:08:40,761 --> 00:08:42,936 with the "Benji 'The Man' Franklin Rap." 206 00:08:43,039 --> 00:08:44,765 So, Benji, over here. 207 00:08:44,869 --> 00:08:46,146 And "people," you're there. 208 00:08:46,249 --> 00:08:48,597 Let's crank this thing! 209 00:08:48,700 --> 00:08:52,739 [ rap music begins playing] 210 00:08:52,842 --> 00:08:54,637 ♪ A diplomatic writer dude 211 00:08:54,741 --> 00:08:55,949 ♪ A scientist, too 212 00:08:56,052 --> 00:08:58,883 ♪ Benji 'The Man' brought independence to you ♪ 213 00:08:58,986 --> 00:09:00,643 ♪ The Declaration that is. 214 00:09:00,747 --> 00:09:02,127 Ooh... 215 00:09:02,231 --> 00:09:03,543 Yay... 216 00:09:03,646 --> 00:09:06,476 ♪ And then Mr. Eccentricity ♪ 217 00:09:06,580 --> 00:09:09,376 ♪ Brought to his peeps electricity. ♪ 218 00:09:09,479 --> 00:09:10,342 Ooh... 219 00:09:10,446 --> 00:09:11,309 Yay... 220 00:09:11,412 --> 00:09:12,275 Cut! 221 00:09:12,379 --> 00:09:14,795 Thomas, were "the people," 222 00:09:14,899 --> 00:09:17,902 by any chance, a chorus of idiots?! 223 00:09:18,005 --> 00:09:20,076 We want better parts! 224 00:09:20,180 --> 00:09:21,906 I'm sorry, it's just 225 00:09:22,009 --> 00:09:24,253 that all the major players were dudes. 226 00:09:24,356 --> 00:09:25,288 Huh! 227 00:09:25,392 --> 00:09:27,808 Okay, moving on to Paul Revere. 228 00:09:27,912 --> 00:09:28,775 Uh... Dil? 229 00:09:28,878 --> 00:09:31,260 The British are coming! 230 00:09:31,363 --> 00:09:32,537 The British arecoming! 231 00:09:32,641 --> 00:09:34,712 The British are coming. 232 00:09:34,815 --> 00:09:36,023 Dil, just keep going. 233 00:09:36,127 --> 00:09:37,231 Okay. 234 00:09:37,335 --> 00:09:39,855 One if by land, two if by sea, 235 00:09:39,958 --> 00:09:41,857 three if by flying saucer, 236 00:09:41,960 --> 00:09:43,513 four if by jet pack! 237 00:09:44,618 --> 00:09:45,412 It could work. 238 00:09:45,515 --> 00:09:47,656 Okay, now for King George. 239 00:09:47,759 --> 00:09:48,622 King George? 240 00:09:48,726 --> 00:09:50,313 Where's Chuckie? 241 00:09:50,417 --> 00:09:53,420 And finally the band "Stubbed Toe"-- 242 00:09:53,523 --> 00:09:56,285 which member's head recently sported caramel highlights? 243 00:09:56,388 --> 00:09:59,253 PJ, but he's going pumpkin for a movie role. 244 00:09:59,357 --> 00:10:00,323 Excellent, Chuckie! 245 00:10:00,427 --> 00:10:02,394 I knew you weren't completely hopeless. 246 00:10:02,498 --> 00:10:04,638 Okay, now for your too-cool-to-care pose. 247 00:10:04,742 --> 00:10:07,227 Remember, your pose is your signature. 248 00:10:07,330 --> 00:10:08,642 Here's mine! 249 00:10:08,746 --> 00:10:10,299 Now you. 250 00:10:10,402 --> 00:10:15,649 I'm too cool... to care. 251 00:10:15,753 --> 00:10:16,857 How's that? 252 00:10:16,961 --> 00:10:18,583 Original. 253 00:10:18,687 --> 00:10:20,792 Okay, now, for practice socializing, 254 00:10:20,896 --> 00:10:22,863 we'll start small. 255 00:10:24,209 --> 00:10:26,039 ANGELICA: Fridge! 256 00:10:26,142 --> 00:10:28,351 Oh, he's dinosauric! 257 00:10:28,455 --> 00:10:30,043 And I don't speak footballese. 258 00:10:30,146 --> 00:10:33,184 Just repeat what I say-- go, walk, pose. 259 00:10:40,950 --> 00:10:42,987 Hey, big guy, what's the haps? 260 00:10:43,090 --> 00:10:46,715 Uh, hey, big guy, what's the haps? 261 00:10:46,818 --> 00:10:48,164 Not much. 262 00:10:48,268 --> 00:10:49,649 Federal game, dude! 263 00:10:49,752 --> 00:10:51,961 Too loud. 264 00:10:52,065 --> 00:10:53,169 [ whispers]: Not much. 265 00:10:53,273 --> 00:10:56,172 Oh, no, I was talking to my... ear. 266 00:10:56,276 --> 00:10:57,657 You were? 267 00:10:58,761 --> 00:11:01,488 Fridge hangs with Finster? 268 00:11:04,664 --> 00:11:06,355 Cute sweater set. 269 00:11:06,458 --> 00:11:08,219 Where'd you get it? 270 00:11:08,322 --> 00:11:11,222 Okay, did I just say that? 271 00:11:11,325 --> 00:11:13,603 "Cute sweater set"?! 272 00:11:13,707 --> 00:11:15,191 Well, it was. 273 00:11:15,295 --> 00:11:16,227 Anyway, what's important 274 00:11:16,330 --> 00:11:18,229 is the right kids saw you. 275 00:11:18,332 --> 00:11:21,508 Now, phase two, your PR-- just leave it to me. 276 00:11:21,611 --> 00:11:24,442 Meanwhile, study this cool-speak and work on that noise. 277 00:11:24,545 --> 00:11:25,443 What noise? 278 00:11:25,546 --> 00:11:26,582 Your voice. 279 00:11:26,686 --> 00:11:28,722 Is... oh. 280 00:11:31,725 --> 00:11:32,657 Hi, Angelica. 281 00:11:32,761 --> 00:11:33,865 Cute top. 282 00:11:33,969 --> 00:11:34,797 S'up. 283 00:11:34,901 --> 00:11:37,627 Well, red is the new blonde. 284 00:11:37,731 --> 00:11:38,594 No way. 285 00:11:38,698 --> 00:11:39,906 [ clears throat noisily] 286 00:11:42,356 --> 00:11:43,979 Hey, isn't that... 287 00:11:45,946 --> 00:11:47,465 GIRL: Chuck Finster. 288 00:11:47,568 --> 00:11:49,363 Cool lid. 289 00:11:50,813 --> 00:11:54,161 You know, whenever I want to know what's the haps 290 00:11:54,265 --> 00:11:56,888 before it haps, I go to Chuck Finster. 291 00:11:56,992 --> 00:11:59,132 Oh, Chuck. 292 00:12:03,930 --> 00:12:05,517 S'up? 293 00:12:05,621 --> 00:12:06,415 S'up? 294 00:12:06,518 --> 00:12:08,866 A little this, 295 00:12:08,969 --> 00:12:10,212 some of that. 296 00:12:10,315 --> 00:12:13,940 You know, status yo. 297 00:12:14,043 --> 00:12:16,287 I hear you, bro. 298 00:12:16,390 --> 00:12:17,426 Oh, yeah. 299 00:12:17,529 --> 00:12:19,014 Uh... 300 00:12:19,117 --> 00:12:20,567 Oh. 301 00:12:39,206 --> 00:12:40,725 Okay, places. 302 00:12:40,829 --> 00:12:41,795 Hit it, Benji. 303 00:12:41,899 --> 00:12:43,107 [ rap music playing] 304 00:12:43,210 --> 00:12:44,660 A diplomat, writer dude... 305 00:12:44,764 --> 00:12:46,282 Oh, Ben, dear 306 00:12:46,386 --> 00:12:48,215 I can hardly see a thing. 307 00:12:48,319 --> 00:12:50,493 Could you go outside with, oh, I don't know, 308 00:12:50,597 --> 00:12:53,911 a key and a kite and maybe capture some lightning? 309 00:12:54,014 --> 00:12:57,224 Oh, and I'd like to call it "electricity." 310 00:12:57,328 --> 00:12:58,398 [ music stops]Uh, Kimi, 311 00:12:58,501 --> 00:13:00,883 I don't think it happened like that. 312 00:13:00,987 --> 00:13:02,022 Were you there? 313 00:13:02,126 --> 00:13:03,921 Uh... no. 314 00:13:04,024 --> 00:13:05,405 How about we move on 315 00:13:05,508 --> 00:13:07,096 to George Washington crossing the Delaware? 316 00:13:07,200 --> 00:13:08,546 Oh, George. 317 00:13:08,649 --> 00:13:11,514 It is I, your beautiful, smart, strong 318 00:13:11,618 --> 00:13:13,827 and independent wife. 319 00:13:13,931 --> 00:13:16,830 Those nasty Redcoats are getting on my nerves. 320 00:13:16,934 --> 00:13:20,075 I say we throw a revolution. 321 00:13:22,042 --> 00:13:23,492 She eats a lot of sugar. 322 00:13:23,595 --> 00:13:26,288 Uh, Lil, that didn't happen either. 323 00:13:26,391 --> 00:13:27,392 BOTH: How do you know? 324 00:13:27,496 --> 00:13:29,601 Women had to have done something. 325 00:13:31,396 --> 00:13:31,880 Got it. 326 00:13:31,983 --> 00:13:33,053 My bad. 327 00:13:33,157 --> 00:13:35,987 I'll go online and see what I can find. 328 00:13:36,091 --> 00:13:37,092 Solid? 329 00:13:38,438 --> 00:13:40,371 Moving on! 330 00:13:40,474 --> 00:13:42,960 Oh, man, where's Chuckie? 331 00:13:43,063 --> 00:13:44,478 Chilax, boo. 332 00:13:44,582 --> 00:13:46,549 I was off twisting up at the game. 333 00:13:46,653 --> 00:13:49,656 But now I'm kicking it into high gear. 334 00:13:49,759 --> 00:13:53,833 Even getting deep with big, bad King G, uh-huh. 335 00:13:57,388 --> 00:13:59,597 Wow. 336 00:14:00,701 --> 00:14:03,256 ANGELICA: Well, Chuckie, phase final. 337 00:14:03,359 --> 00:14:04,913 Invitation sit-down. 338 00:14:05,016 --> 00:14:07,501 And don't worry if they don't ask on the first try. 339 00:14:07,605 --> 00:14:10,780 Do you know how long it took even me to get a seat? 340 00:14:10,884 --> 00:14:11,747 Ready? 341 00:14:11,851 --> 00:14:14,646 Gorilla vanillio. 342 00:14:14,750 --> 00:14:16,372 What? 343 00:14:16,476 --> 00:14:17,132 Means I'm ready. 344 00:14:17,235 --> 00:14:18,305 Just made it up. 345 00:14:18,409 --> 00:14:19,859 Well, stop it. 346 00:14:19,962 --> 00:14:22,102 ANGELICA: Hey, guys, look who's here! 347 00:14:22,206 --> 00:14:23,379 Hey, Chuck. 348 00:14:23,483 --> 00:14:24,242 What's going on? 349 00:14:24,346 --> 00:14:25,036 S'up, Chuck? 350 00:14:25,140 --> 00:14:26,831 Hands up, dude. 351 00:14:28,868 --> 00:14:31,249 [ whispers]: Ask him to sit down. 352 00:14:31,353 --> 00:14:34,149 Want to sit down? 353 00:14:42,778 --> 00:14:44,884 [ boys laughing] 354 00:14:46,678 --> 00:14:48,853 Uh... where do I sit, guys? 355 00:14:48,957 --> 00:14:51,442 Oh, sorry, Angelica. 356 00:14:51,545 --> 00:14:52,788 Guess we're all full. 357 00:14:52,892 --> 00:14:53,754 Catch you later. 358 00:14:53,858 --> 00:14:55,722 But... 359 00:15:00,278 --> 00:15:01,141 ANGELICA: My seat? 360 00:15:01,245 --> 00:15:03,316 My seat?! 361 00:15:03,419 --> 00:15:04,800 No way! 362 00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:06,940 Maybe I can break him. 363 00:15:07,044 --> 00:15:09,322 [ mocking]: Gorilla vanillio. 364 00:15:09,425 --> 00:15:10,806 I'm taking him down! 365 00:15:10,910 --> 00:15:14,258 Then I'm going to... summer school. 366 00:15:15,500 --> 00:15:16,777 [ screams]: No! 367 00:15:16,881 --> 00:15:18,365 [ screeching meow] 368 00:15:18,469 --> 00:15:22,128 [ angrily]: There's only one thing left to do. 369 00:15:22,231 --> 00:15:24,578 [ sweetly]: Can you help me get my seat back? 370 00:15:26,408 --> 00:15:27,892 I'll see what I can do. 371 00:15:29,342 --> 00:15:30,550 [ growls] 372 00:15:32,276 --> 00:15:34,588 BOY: Cool. 373 00:15:34,692 --> 00:15:35,313 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 374 00:15:35,417 --> 00:15:36,383 Ooh. 375 00:15:36,487 --> 00:15:40,111 Sip it, don't drip it. 376 00:15:40,215 --> 00:15:41,802 Good one. 377 00:15:41,906 --> 00:15:45,082 So, C man, want to swing it to the arcade? 378 00:15:45,185 --> 00:15:46,359 Negatonic. 379 00:15:46,462 --> 00:15:47,394 Got to work. 380 00:15:47,498 --> 00:15:48,533 Why? 381 00:15:48,637 --> 00:15:50,190 I'm helping out my dad. 382 00:15:50,294 --> 00:15:51,398 Bummer. 383 00:15:51,502 --> 00:15:53,055 Like, every day? 384 00:15:54,332 --> 00:15:55,402 Uh, no. 385 00:15:55,506 --> 00:15:58,026 I was off yesterday and it was great. 386 00:15:58,129 --> 00:16:01,029 I did the scarf-out-the-ear trick from my magic set 387 00:16:01,132 --> 00:16:05,136 and worked on my shellacked human-shaped fruit collection. 388 00:16:05,240 --> 00:16:07,552 Check out Brad Pitt. 389 00:16:07,656 --> 00:16:09,520 [ laughing] 390 00:16:09,623 --> 00:16:11,039 Good one, Chuck. 391 00:16:11,142 --> 00:16:12,557 You sure got them. 392 00:16:12,661 --> 00:16:13,489 Huh? 393 00:16:13,593 --> 00:16:15,940 [ laughing] 394 00:16:16,044 --> 00:16:17,183 Funny, dude. 395 00:16:17,286 --> 00:16:18,701 Human-shaped fruit. 396 00:16:18,805 --> 00:16:21,187 [ laughing] 397 00:16:21,290 --> 00:16:24,224 Don't you usually hang with Pickles and DeVil? 398 00:16:24,328 --> 00:16:25,329 Uh, yeah, actually. 399 00:16:25,432 --> 00:16:25,950 They're my... 400 00:16:26,054 --> 00:16:26,778 But not lately. 401 00:16:26,882 --> 00:16:28,711 They're, you know... 402 00:16:28,815 --> 00:16:32,094 They're even in that lame history thing for school. 403 00:16:32,198 --> 00:16:34,200 [ laughing] 404 00:16:34,303 --> 00:16:36,374 [ laughs weakly] 405 00:16:41,586 --> 00:16:43,554 TOMMY: Okay, I think you're going to be happy. 406 00:16:43,657 --> 00:16:45,728 It turns out there were some kick-butt women 407 00:16:45,832 --> 00:16:47,109 in the Revolution. 408 00:16:47,213 --> 00:16:48,835 Thanks, Tommy. 409 00:16:48,938 --> 00:16:49,974 Oh, and duh. 410 00:16:50,078 --> 00:16:51,631 Yeah. 411 00:16:51,734 --> 00:16:54,082 So, you're the two Anne Baileys-- 412 00:16:54,185 --> 00:16:56,153 wicked patriots with the same name. 413 00:16:56,256 --> 00:16:58,120 No offense, Lil, but you're the crazy one. 414 00:16:58,224 --> 00:16:59,604 Mad Anne the White Squaw 415 00:16:59,708 --> 00:17:00,640 of Canawa. 416 00:17:00,743 --> 00:17:02,745 Hmm, it has a certain ring to it. 417 00:17:02,849 --> 00:17:05,403 Kimi, you saved an entire regiment 418 00:17:05,507 --> 00:17:07,647 by collecting flannel for bandages. 419 00:17:07,750 --> 00:17:09,925 I brought fashion to first aid. 420 00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:11,823 I'm fabulous. 421 00:17:13,618 --> 00:17:14,619 Sorry, 422 00:17:14,723 --> 00:17:16,863 it's kite night at the park. 423 00:17:16,966 --> 00:17:18,623 Last one left at the store. 424 00:17:19,831 --> 00:17:20,970 Maybe no one will notice. 425 00:17:21,074 --> 00:17:23,111 Uh, maybe. 426 00:17:23,214 --> 00:17:25,941 I guess Chuckie's a no-show again. 427 00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:27,391 He left me a message. 428 00:17:27,494 --> 00:17:28,461 He wanted out. 429 00:17:28,564 --> 00:17:31,257 Guess Mr. Popularity's too busy. 430 00:17:31,360 --> 00:17:33,397 And too weird. 431 00:17:33,500 --> 00:17:36,331 I'm living with a creature from the Bizarro Lagoon. 432 00:17:36,434 --> 00:17:37,918 Cut him some slack. 433 00:17:38,022 --> 00:17:41,129 He got what he wanted, so we should be happy for him. 434 00:17:41,232 --> 00:17:44,580 It's hard being happy for anyone hanging with Angelica. 435 00:17:44,684 --> 00:17:48,757 Anyway, I've given his part to the king of the Bizarro Lagoon. 436 00:17:48,860 --> 00:17:50,345 You rang? 437 00:17:50,448 --> 00:17:54,797 Check out Paul Revere's horse, Kleptar. 438 00:17:57,214 --> 00:17:58,284 Alien horse? 439 00:17:58,387 --> 00:17:59,457 Monkey kite? 440 00:17:59,561 --> 00:18:00,458 I like it. 441 00:18:00,562 --> 00:18:02,184 American Rev. goes camp. 442 00:18:02,288 --> 00:18:05,394 So Dil, you are now Paul Revere andKing George. 443 00:18:05,498 --> 00:18:07,293 How fast can you change? 444 00:18:07,396 --> 00:18:08,846 Don't have to. 445 00:18:08,949 --> 00:18:09,916 I'm coming! 446 00:18:10,019 --> 00:18:11,538 I'm coming! 447 00:18:15,232 --> 00:18:16,888 Dude, can I copy your homework? 448 00:18:16,992 --> 00:18:18,614 I was busy arcading. 449 00:18:18,718 --> 00:18:21,928 Uh, isn't that kind of status no? 450 00:18:24,137 --> 00:18:25,311 Uh, actually, 451 00:18:25,414 --> 00:18:27,140 too cool to care. 452 00:18:35,735 --> 00:18:36,667 Hi, Chuckie. 453 00:18:36,770 --> 00:18:37,599 Hi, Ellen. 454 00:18:37,702 --> 00:18:39,221 It's Edith. 455 00:18:39,325 --> 00:18:40,429 But Ellen's good. 456 00:18:40,533 --> 00:18:42,155 Sorry you're not in the pageant anymore. 457 00:18:42,259 --> 00:18:44,123 Yeah, me, too. 458 00:18:46,090 --> 00:18:47,126 What are you doing, dude? 459 00:18:47,229 --> 00:18:48,230 You cannot talk to her. 460 00:18:48,334 --> 00:18:49,369 Why not? 461 00:18:49,473 --> 00:18:51,371 She's a major gork, bro. 462 00:18:51,475 --> 00:18:52,924 Bad for your image. 463 00:18:56,411 --> 00:18:57,791 But she's nice. 464 00:18:57,895 --> 00:18:59,483 Too cool to care. 465 00:19:03,038 --> 00:19:04,073 You know what? 466 00:19:04,177 --> 00:19:06,248 I'm not sure that's cool at all, Sean. 467 00:19:06,352 --> 00:19:07,525 Okay. 468 00:19:07,629 --> 00:19:08,595 What? 469 00:19:08,699 --> 00:19:10,321 I think nice counts. 470 00:19:10,425 --> 00:19:11,598 And maybe not for you, 471 00:19:11,702 --> 00:19:15,361 but for me, "too cool to care" is a lot of work! 472 00:19:15,464 --> 00:19:17,742 And this may come as a shock, 473 00:19:17,846 --> 00:19:19,158 but inside this cool exterior 474 00:19:19,261 --> 00:19:21,470 lives a gork! 475 00:19:21,574 --> 00:19:22,264 That's right, 476 00:19:22,368 --> 00:19:23,714 and keeping him quiet 477 00:19:23,817 --> 00:19:25,474 is giving me a headache! 478 00:19:25,578 --> 00:19:27,580 Uh, not the usual sinus one. 479 00:19:27,683 --> 00:19:31,031 And for your information, I like working for my dad 480 00:19:31,135 --> 00:19:33,551 and doing magic tricks and shellacking human-shaped fruit. 481 00:19:33,655 --> 00:19:36,727 Youfind a kiwi that looks like Albert Einstein! 482 00:19:38,280 --> 00:19:39,178 Who? 483 00:19:39,281 --> 00:19:40,765 Oh, brother. 484 00:19:40,869 --> 00:19:42,284 Uh, just a... dude. 485 00:19:42,388 --> 00:19:45,149 Oh, I won't be needing my seat at the table, 486 00:19:45,253 --> 00:19:47,669 so please give it back to Angelica; she deserves it. 487 00:19:47,772 --> 00:19:50,706 Well, I guess I'll be seeing you from across the cafeteria. 488 00:19:50,810 --> 00:19:51,811 Okay, I'm done. 489 00:19:51,914 --> 00:19:53,916 Whatever. 490 00:19:54,020 --> 00:19:56,125 S'up, Angelica? 491 00:19:56,229 --> 00:19:58,162 See you at lunch. 492 00:19:58,266 --> 00:19:59,128 Really? 493 00:19:59,232 --> 00:20:01,269 Uh, I mean, cool. 494 00:20:01,372 --> 00:20:03,271 I knew they couldn't do without me. 495 00:20:03,374 --> 00:20:04,272 Angelica, there's something... 496 00:20:04,375 --> 00:20:05,273 Not now. 497 00:20:05,376 --> 00:20:06,653 It's project time. 498 00:20:06,757 --> 00:20:08,759 Be outside my classroom in ten minutes. 499 00:20:08,862 --> 00:20:10,933 [ groans] 500 00:20:11,037 --> 00:20:15,144 ANGELICA: There he is before I gave of my time and talents. 501 00:20:15,248 --> 00:20:16,629 CLASS: Ew! 502 00:20:16,732 --> 00:20:17,871 ANGELICA: And here. 503 00:20:17,975 --> 00:20:19,804 [ class moans sympathetically] 504 00:20:19,908 --> 00:20:20,564 ANGELICA: And here. 505 00:20:20,667 --> 00:20:22,876 CLASS: Ew! 506 00:20:24,153 --> 00:20:25,879 [ class moans sympathetically] 507 00:20:25,983 --> 00:20:29,400 ANGELICA: But I, tirelessly, have transformed this loser 508 00:20:29,504 --> 00:20:31,989 into popular perfection. 509 00:20:32,092 --> 00:20:33,439 Using my natural gifts, 510 00:20:33,542 --> 00:20:38,754 I have given him confidence, self-esteem and coolosity. 511 00:20:38,858 --> 00:20:42,275 I present my masterpiece-- 512 00:20:42,379 --> 00:20:44,898 Chilaxing Chuck Finster. 513 00:20:45,002 --> 00:20:46,279 [ screams] 514 00:20:47,625 --> 00:20:50,421 [ laughter] 515 00:20:50,525 --> 00:20:52,354 Uh, what happened, Chuck? 516 00:20:52,458 --> 00:20:54,874 I made a difference in your life, remember? 517 00:20:54,977 --> 00:20:57,394 You did make a difference. 518 00:20:57,497 --> 00:21:01,708 Angelica helped me see that I could be that popular guy, 519 00:21:01,812 --> 00:21:03,676 I just don't want to. 520 00:21:03,779 --> 00:21:04,953 So because of her, 521 00:21:05,056 --> 00:21:07,473 I figured out I like being gorky Chuckie Finster. 522 00:21:07,576 --> 00:21:10,027 Only now I have to be king of England. 523 00:21:10,130 --> 00:21:12,271 Gorilla vanillio. 524 00:21:25,663 --> 00:21:28,494 Well, it looks like no summer school. 525 00:21:28,597 --> 00:21:30,910 You're just lucky that worked out. 526 00:21:31,013 --> 00:21:33,153 It's just the way I planned it. 527 00:21:33,257 --> 00:21:35,017 Mm-hmm. 528 00:21:43,647 --> 00:21:44,233 Hi, guys. 529 00:21:44,337 --> 00:21:45,234 Long story, 530 00:21:45,338 --> 00:21:47,271 but I'm ready to be King George. 531 00:21:47,375 --> 00:21:50,032 I'm sure he had many fine qualities. 532 00:21:50,999 --> 00:21:52,518 Glad to see you, Chuckie. 533 00:21:52,621 --> 00:21:55,521 But I'm afraid Dil's kind of made the part his own. 534 00:22:01,078 --> 00:22:01,941 Hi, Chuckie. 535 00:22:02,044 --> 00:22:02,942 Hi, Edith. 536 00:22:03,045 --> 00:22:06,117 It's... Edith. 537 00:22:07,360 --> 00:22:10,950 Chuckie, there is another great part you can do. 538 00:22:11,053 --> 00:22:12,192 Cool. 539 00:22:12,296 --> 00:22:13,332 What is it? 540 00:22:15,644 --> 00:22:17,336 SEAN: All right, Finster. 541 00:22:21,995 --> 00:22:23,549 Uh, hem. 542 00:22:27,380 --> 00:22:28,588 [ yells and grunts] 543 00:22:30,694 --> 00:22:31,591 Wow. 544 00:22:36,389 --> 00:22:37,632 [ grunts] 545 00:22:37,735 --> 00:22:39,392 [ laughter] 546 00:22:39,496 --> 00:22:42,533 He's ba-ack! 547 00:22:42,637 --> 00:22:43,879 [ laughter] 548 00:22:43,983 --> 00:22:45,536 SEAN: Finster. 549 00:22:45,640 --> 00:22:49,229 Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION 550 00:22:49,333 --> 00:22:51,128 and NICKELODEON 551 00:22:51,231 --> 00:22:53,993 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org 552 00:23:26,784 --> 00:23:29,442 CHUCKIE: Gorilla vanillio. 553 00:23:29,546 --> 00:23:30,823 Did I just say that?