1 00:00:04,590 --> 00:00:06,799 [ copier beeps] 2 00:00:09,112 --> 00:00:12,253 I was just making a flyer for a lost brownie. 3 00:00:12,357 --> 00:00:14,014 I swear. 4 00:00:14,117 --> 00:00:15,222 Don't tell me. 5 00:00:15,325 --> 00:00:16,602 You think there's a pattern 6 00:00:16,706 --> 00:00:18,328 to what the school chef serves-- 7 00:00:18,432 --> 00:00:19,950 like that's how he communicates 8 00:00:20,054 --> 00:00:21,297 with fellow aliens? 9 00:00:21,400 --> 00:00:24,334 A brownie with blue cheese and sour balls-- 10 00:00:24,438 --> 00:00:26,578 tell me I'm not on to something. 11 00:00:26,681 --> 00:00:28,442 GIRL: Four, three, two, one! 12 00:00:28,545 --> 00:00:34,793 [ rock music playing] 13 00:00:34,896 --> 00:00:37,796 ♪ Every birthday, my mom and dad would say ♪ 14 00:00:37,899 --> 00:00:41,593 ♪ "You're another year older, another year wiser" ♪ 15 00:00:41,696 --> 00:00:43,319 ♪ But I still go to school 16 00:00:43,422 --> 00:00:45,010 ♪ To get an education 17 00:00:45,114 --> 00:00:46,977 ♪ I treat each and every day 18 00:00:47,081 --> 00:00:48,462 ♪ Like a mini vacation 19 00:00:48,565 --> 00:00:49,704 ♪ All grown up! 20 00:00:49,808 --> 00:00:52,017 ♪ I really want to shout it out ♪ 21 00:00:52,121 --> 00:00:53,398 ♪ All grown up! 22 00:00:53,501 --> 00:00:55,331 ♪ I want the world to know 23 00:00:55,434 --> 00:00:56,642 ♪ All grown up! 24 00:00:56,746 --> 00:00:58,955 ♪ I really want to shout it out ♪ 25 00:00:59,059 --> 00:01:00,405 ♪ All grown up 26 00:01:00,508 --> 00:01:02,648 ♪ With you 27 00:01:02,752 --> 00:01:04,995 ♪ All grown up with... 28 00:01:05,099 --> 00:01:06,825 ♪ you. 29 00:01:06,928 --> 00:01:09,345 Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION 30 00:01:09,448 --> 00:01:12,141 and NICKELODEON 31 00:01:12,244 --> 00:01:13,176 And who are you? 32 00:01:13,280 --> 00:01:15,282 Lil "Q," transfer student. 33 00:01:15,385 --> 00:01:16,697 From where? 34 00:01:16,800 --> 00:01:19,148 Um, from pretty far away. 35 00:01:19,251 --> 00:01:20,425 Really. 36 00:01:20,528 --> 00:01:22,979 Far, far away? 37 00:01:23,083 --> 00:01:24,014 At last! 38 00:01:24,118 --> 00:01:25,395 When I least expected it. 39 00:01:25,499 --> 00:01:26,879 You've made contact with me. 40 00:01:26,983 --> 00:01:28,985 You have the classic characteristics-- 41 00:01:29,089 --> 00:01:31,815 the hyperextended index finger, the giant forehead, 42 00:01:31,919 --> 00:01:33,507 the minuscule chin! 43 00:01:33,610 --> 00:01:34,922 Wait a minute. 44 00:01:35,025 --> 00:01:36,268 You don't have those things. 45 00:01:36,372 --> 00:01:38,684 That's because I'm not an alien. 46 00:01:38,788 --> 00:01:40,652 Oh, sorry. 47 00:01:40,755 --> 00:01:42,792 You're just your basic new kid in school. 48 00:01:42,895 --> 00:01:43,827 Uh, yeah. 49 00:01:43,931 --> 00:01:46,554 Oh, and a hacky sacker. 50 00:01:46,658 --> 00:01:47,590 Cool. 51 00:01:47,693 --> 00:01:49,178 Can you teach me to do that, 52 00:01:49,281 --> 00:01:50,558 only with a piano? 53 00:01:50,662 --> 00:01:53,975 Sorry, it's just something you're just born with. 54 00:01:54,079 --> 00:01:56,012 That's weird. 55 00:01:56,116 --> 00:01:58,014 Right. 56 00:01:58,118 --> 00:02:02,501 Valentine's Day and the school dance. 57 00:02:02,605 --> 00:02:05,918 Once Cupid's arrow pierces your heart or shoulder 58 00:02:06,022 --> 00:02:08,852 or any of the major extremities, really, 59 00:02:08,956 --> 00:02:10,992 the first person you see 60 00:02:11,096 --> 00:02:16,101 is the person you'll love for all eternity, 61 00:02:16,205 --> 00:02:20,968 even if he doesn't love you back. 62 00:02:21,071 --> 00:02:22,970 You could water the football field 63 00:02:23,073 --> 00:02:24,661 with that drool, girlfriend. 64 00:02:24,765 --> 00:02:26,905 You better not have ideas about going 65 00:02:27,008 --> 00:02:28,389 to the dance with Sean. 66 00:02:28,493 --> 00:02:29,563 He's mine. 67 00:02:29,666 --> 00:02:33,153 Dude, do I look better sitting like this 68 00:02:33,256 --> 00:02:34,395 or like this? 69 00:02:34,499 --> 00:02:37,536 Oh, say it isn't so. 70 00:02:37,640 --> 00:02:39,711 TOMMY: Valentine's dance? 71 00:02:39,814 --> 00:02:41,368 I'm ten. 72 00:02:41,471 --> 00:02:43,370 Who needs this kind of pressure? 73 00:02:43,473 --> 00:02:45,165 It's hard enough handing out cards. 74 00:02:45,268 --> 00:02:46,821 What do you say we just make it 75 00:02:46,925 --> 00:02:50,135 a guys-there- for-the-free-eats kind of thing? 76 00:02:50,239 --> 00:02:51,585 I'm with you, Tommy. 77 00:02:51,688 --> 00:02:54,795 Though 11, when it comes to social maturity, 78 00:02:54,898 --> 00:02:57,832 I'm still at the bottom of the escalator. 79 00:02:57,936 --> 00:03:00,801 So it's you and me, me and you. 80 00:03:00,904 --> 00:03:02,043 Solid. 81 00:03:02,147 --> 00:03:06,220 Besides, girls are the last thing on my... 82 00:03:06,324 --> 00:03:08,084 Oh, hi, Nicole. 83 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:09,603 Hi, Chuckie. 84 00:03:09,706 --> 00:03:10,983 [ sighs] Chuckie. 85 00:03:11,087 --> 00:03:14,470 What were we talking about? 86 00:03:16,989 --> 00:03:19,302 So you're a tag-team hacky sacker 87 00:03:19,406 --> 00:03:22,995 presently without a team because your aim is lame. 88 00:03:23,099 --> 00:03:24,376 Makes sense. 89 00:03:24,480 --> 00:03:27,137 I just got to work on target practice. 90 00:03:27,241 --> 00:03:28,829 Happens every February. 91 00:03:28,932 --> 00:03:32,384 Whoa! That's when I talk without verbs. 92 00:03:32,488 --> 00:03:35,422 I don't get Valentine's Day. 93 00:03:35,525 --> 00:03:39,080 This isn't even how a real heart is shaped. 94 00:03:39,184 --> 00:03:40,841 You're getting sauce on it. 95 00:03:40,944 --> 00:03:42,360 LIL: And as third in charge 96 00:03:42,463 --> 00:03:44,327 of the dance decorating committee, 97 00:03:44,431 --> 00:03:48,607 no sauce is allowed on any decoration without my say-so. 98 00:03:48,711 --> 00:03:49,988 Sorry. 99 00:03:50,091 --> 00:03:52,922 So it might be safe to assume you'd like 100 00:03:53,025 --> 00:03:56,201 to go to the dance with me and the Chuckman? 101 00:03:56,305 --> 00:03:59,584 I don't have to buy you guys corsages, do I? 102 00:03:59,687 --> 00:04:00,654 [ chuckling] 103 00:04:00,757 --> 00:04:02,587 Good one, huh, Chuckie? 104 00:04:02,690 --> 00:04:03,657 Huh? 105 00:04:03,760 --> 00:04:06,004 Oh, uh, yeah. 106 00:04:06,107 --> 00:04:08,213 Um, Tommy, I've been kind of thinking, 107 00:04:08,317 --> 00:04:10,905 and I'm, well, what I mean is, um, it seems... 108 00:04:11,009 --> 00:04:12,010 [ whimpers] 109 00:04:12,113 --> 00:04:13,287 Don't get mad, 110 00:04:13,391 --> 00:04:16,463 but I'm thinking about asking Nicole to the dance. 111 00:04:16,566 --> 00:04:17,498 What?! 112 00:04:17,602 --> 00:04:18,810 We had a deal. 113 00:04:18,913 --> 00:04:20,225 I know, but I feel 114 00:04:20,329 --> 00:04:24,022 like I've had an emotional growth spurt since then. 115 00:04:24,125 --> 00:04:25,472 Since five minutes ago? 116 00:04:25,575 --> 00:04:26,404 Kind of. 117 00:04:26,507 --> 00:04:27,888 She gave me a nice hello. 118 00:04:27,991 --> 00:04:29,510 I think she's finally over 119 00:04:29,614 --> 00:04:31,547 that unfortunate Chongo incident 120 00:04:31,650 --> 00:04:34,343 and is seeing me as a worthwhile human being. 121 00:04:34,446 --> 00:04:35,551 Fine. 122 00:04:35,654 --> 00:04:38,174 I'll watch Phil play "see food" all night. 123 00:04:42,799 --> 00:04:44,801 Okay, I won't ask her. 124 00:04:44,905 --> 00:04:49,185 I promised you we'd go as guys, uh, together. 125 00:04:49,289 --> 00:04:50,773 Oh, no, Chuckie, 126 00:04:50,876 --> 00:04:51,774 that's dumb. 127 00:04:51,877 --> 00:04:53,534 You should go for it. 128 00:04:53,638 --> 00:04:54,604 Really? 129 00:04:54,708 --> 00:04:55,709 Thanks, T. 130 00:04:55,812 --> 00:04:57,711 What's the worst that could happen? 131 00:04:57,814 --> 00:04:58,815 Nicole could laugh 132 00:04:58,919 --> 00:05:00,852 until she gets a cramp in her side 133 00:05:00,955 --> 00:05:02,302 before shooting you down. 134 00:05:02,405 --> 00:05:03,510 [ Angelica laughing] 135 00:05:03,613 --> 00:05:05,201 You're going-- right, Angelica? 136 00:05:05,305 --> 00:05:08,031 Only with the most popular boy in school. 137 00:05:08,135 --> 00:05:09,274 Morris Inskeep? 138 00:05:09,378 --> 00:05:11,932 The kid who can peel the dead skin 139 00:05:12,035 --> 00:05:13,865 off his feet in one yank? 140 00:05:13,968 --> 00:05:17,455 Ooh! That's gross, even for you. 141 00:05:17,558 --> 00:05:20,285 I'm talking about Sean Butler. 142 00:05:20,389 --> 00:05:22,770 Whoa! He asked you? 143 00:05:22,874 --> 00:05:26,153 Yes, he just doesn't know it yet. 144 00:05:26,256 --> 00:05:28,120 What's up with Miss Meanie 145 00:05:28,224 --> 00:05:30,537 dissing Chuckman about Nicole? 146 00:05:30,640 --> 00:05:31,814 Don't know. 147 00:05:31,917 --> 00:05:34,472 Hey, are you going to eat your carrot 148 00:05:34,575 --> 00:05:36,612 and red-licorice salad? 149 00:05:36,715 --> 00:05:39,615 Copy away, Lil Dil. 150 00:05:53,732 --> 00:05:55,251 ANGELICA: When I tell you to, 151 00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:57,184 beg me to go to the dance with you, 152 00:05:57,287 --> 00:05:58,910 and use those lines I gave you. 153 00:05:59,013 --> 00:06:01,430 But I already told you I can't go with anyone. 154 00:06:01,533 --> 00:06:02,707 I'm deejaying, and... 155 00:06:02,810 --> 00:06:03,949 Beg! 156 00:06:04,053 --> 00:06:05,434 HAROLD: "Please, oh, please, 157 00:06:05,537 --> 00:06:07,815 "won't you... 158 00:06:07,919 --> 00:06:10,404 "pleasego to the dance... 159 00:06:10,508 --> 00:06:12,717 with me,Angelica?!" 160 00:06:16,755 --> 00:06:19,931 "Get down on bended knee and..." 161 00:06:20,034 --> 00:06:21,657 Not that part. 162 00:06:21,760 --> 00:06:24,314 [ loudly]: You're the fifth boy who's asked me, 163 00:06:24,418 --> 00:06:25,799 and for the fifth time, no! 164 00:06:25,902 --> 00:06:27,870 I'm waiting for the perfect guy-- 165 00:06:27,973 --> 00:06:30,804 one who's as good looking and as popular as I. 166 00:06:30,907 --> 00:06:32,702 But who could it be? 167 00:06:32,806 --> 00:06:35,567 [ sighs] 168 00:06:36,430 --> 00:06:37,535 [ whispering] 169 00:06:37,638 --> 00:06:38,536 Yo. 170 00:06:38,639 --> 00:06:39,882 Hmm? 171 00:06:39,985 --> 00:06:42,194 You're messing up the game. 172 00:06:46,647 --> 00:06:49,857 Is it me or is that kind of pathetic? 173 00:06:49,961 --> 00:06:51,549 Pretty bold wonk. 174 00:06:51,652 --> 00:06:52,757 I've seen worse. 175 00:06:52,860 --> 00:06:54,448 Oh... [ chuckles]. 176 00:06:54,552 --> 00:06:56,346 That was Angelica, too. 177 00:06:56,450 --> 00:06:59,591 I'm glad I'm not bent about the dance. 178 00:06:59,695 --> 00:07:01,075 Me, too. 179 00:07:01,179 --> 00:07:03,457 We are going as a group, right? 180 00:07:03,561 --> 00:07:06,253 All for one, one for all. 181 00:07:06,356 --> 00:07:08,048 I got to say I'm a little bummed 182 00:07:08,151 --> 00:07:09,670 about Chuckie asking Nicole. 183 00:07:09,774 --> 00:07:10,913 It was supposed to be 184 00:07:11,016 --> 00:07:13,191 a who-cares-about- Valentine's-Day night. 185 00:07:13,294 --> 00:07:15,814 Okay, this is going to sound pretty uncool, 186 00:07:15,918 --> 00:07:18,438 but I'm kind of hoping she turns him down. 187 00:07:18,541 --> 00:07:19,611 Did you hear that? 188 00:07:19,715 --> 00:07:23,719 I didn't know Tommy was into Nicole. 189 00:07:39,148 --> 00:07:41,184 Last chance to change your mind. 190 00:07:41,288 --> 00:07:42,220 Nope. 191 00:07:42,323 --> 00:07:44,187 I'm going to do this, Tommy. 192 00:07:44,291 --> 00:07:45,292 Um, am I sweaty? 193 00:07:45,395 --> 00:07:46,811 Braces broccoli-free? 194 00:07:46,914 --> 00:07:47,812 How's my breath? 195 00:07:47,915 --> 00:07:48,916 [ exhales] 196 00:07:49,020 --> 00:07:50,642 What are you so nervous for? 197 00:07:50,746 --> 00:07:52,679 You talk to Nicole all the time. 198 00:07:52,782 --> 00:07:54,335 Yeah, well, words come easy 199 00:07:54,439 --> 00:07:56,510 when you're not asking someone out 200 00:07:56,614 --> 00:07:57,753 on your first date! 201 00:07:57,856 --> 00:08:00,721 Okay, here I go. 202 00:08:00,825 --> 00:08:01,998 Break a leg. 203 00:08:03,137 --> 00:08:04,138 You know, um, 204 00:08:04,242 --> 00:08:05,968 I need a real challenge. 205 00:08:07,452 --> 00:08:09,385 Like kicking it into the book 206 00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:11,283 that girl's holding. 207 00:08:13,700 --> 00:08:14,252 Ooh! 208 00:08:14,355 --> 00:08:15,978 [ yells] 209 00:08:16,081 --> 00:08:18,359 Chuckie, when I said, "Break a leg," 210 00:08:18,463 --> 00:08:20,810 I didn't mean, you know, break a leg. 211 00:08:23,399 --> 00:08:24,676 Minor setback. 212 00:08:24,780 --> 00:08:25,953 Not a problem. 213 00:08:26,057 --> 00:08:27,817 Um, Nicole... 214 00:08:27,921 --> 00:08:29,370 Tommy Pickles! 215 00:08:29,474 --> 00:08:32,719 You are the cutest boy in school. 216 00:08:32,822 --> 00:08:34,065 Okay, that's a problem. 217 00:08:34,168 --> 00:08:35,342 Dang! 218 00:08:38,483 --> 00:08:40,761 Tommy, walk me to my locker? 219 00:08:40,865 --> 00:08:42,729 Well, uh, I, uh, can't. 220 00:08:42,832 --> 00:08:45,352 Got to see a guy about a thing. 221 00:08:45,455 --> 00:08:47,078 Okay, see you later. 222 00:08:47,181 --> 00:08:48,907 What's going on with her? 223 00:08:49,011 --> 00:08:51,600 I was going to ask you the same thing. 224 00:08:51,703 --> 00:08:54,119 She sure acts like she likes you. 225 00:08:59,504 --> 00:09:02,300 I've got to hit her again... 226 00:09:02,403 --> 00:09:04,613 you know, um, to be polite. 227 00:09:05,786 --> 00:09:08,375 So I'd like to compare notes 228 00:09:08,478 --> 00:09:10,653 on what it's like to be sopopular 229 00:09:10,757 --> 00:09:12,517 people actually hate you. 230 00:09:15,451 --> 00:09:16,797 [ grunts softly] 231 00:09:18,040 --> 00:09:19,006 Dang! 232 00:09:19,110 --> 00:09:20,974 Yo, what was... 233 00:09:24,218 --> 00:09:25,703 Susie. 234 00:09:27,532 --> 00:09:28,982 Are you going to the dance? 235 00:09:29,085 --> 00:09:30,190 Want to go with me? 236 00:09:30,293 --> 00:09:31,225 Want to go steady? 237 00:09:31,329 --> 00:09:33,124 I'm not being too pushy, am I? 238 00:09:33,227 --> 00:09:35,575 No, no, no, and yes. 239 00:09:35,678 --> 00:09:37,197 Tight-- a definite maybe. 240 00:09:37,300 --> 00:09:39,717 You want to take Susie to the dance? 241 00:09:39,820 --> 00:09:41,132 Susie?! 242 00:09:41,235 --> 00:09:42,547 Yeah, she's great. 243 00:09:42,651 --> 00:09:45,930 And I never knew it till just now, Angela. 244 00:09:46,033 --> 00:09:48,277 It's Angelica. 245 00:09:48,380 --> 00:09:49,554 Don't move. 246 00:09:51,798 --> 00:09:55,387 You stole Sean from me, you... you Sean-stealer! 247 00:09:55,491 --> 00:09:56,630 Did not. 248 00:09:56,734 --> 00:09:58,459 I was minding my own business. 249 00:09:58,563 --> 00:10:01,014 More like you were minding mine! 250 00:10:01,117 --> 00:10:02,740 [ sighs] 251 00:10:02,843 --> 00:10:04,880 Oh, man. 252 00:10:04,983 --> 00:10:08,504 So there's points off for hitting a Sean 253 00:10:08,608 --> 00:10:10,333 instead of a Nicole? 254 00:10:10,437 --> 00:10:11,818 Oh, yeah. 255 00:10:11,921 --> 00:10:15,235 And I thought the rule of thumb was complicated. 256 00:10:15,338 --> 00:10:17,547 So you're sure you're not forgetting 257 00:10:17,651 --> 00:10:19,204 about a time you saved her life 258 00:10:19,308 --> 00:10:20,550 or bought her a dessert 259 00:10:20,654 --> 00:10:22,035 or a car? 260 00:10:22,138 --> 00:10:23,070 No. 261 00:10:23,174 --> 00:10:24,693 Well, you had to do something 262 00:10:24,796 --> 00:10:26,936 to make her suddenly like you so much. 263 00:10:27,040 --> 00:10:27,903 I didn't, Chuckie. 264 00:10:28,006 --> 00:10:29,111 I swear. 265 00:10:29,214 --> 00:10:31,078 Besides, I wouldn't do that to you. 266 00:10:31,182 --> 00:10:32,839 She's probably just being polite. 267 00:10:32,942 --> 00:10:35,013 I know she likes you way more than me. 268 00:10:35,117 --> 00:10:36,532 Really? You think? 269 00:10:36,636 --> 00:10:38,948 I've been looking for you. 270 00:10:41,157 --> 00:10:44,264 "Happy Valentine's Day." 271 00:10:44,367 --> 00:10:46,576 [ Mexican tune playing] 272 00:10:46,680 --> 00:10:50,408 Thanks, and it isn't even Valentine's Day yet, 273 00:10:50,511 --> 00:10:52,928 uh, except in Mexico, I guess. 274 00:10:53,031 --> 00:10:57,311 I give the really special ones early. 275 00:10:57,415 --> 00:10:59,244 Oh, hi, Chuckie. 276 00:10:59,348 --> 00:11:01,039 You get the special one. 277 00:11:01,143 --> 00:11:02,800 Man, I am totally sorry. 278 00:11:02,903 --> 00:11:06,286 This is like a really bad after-school special. 279 00:11:06,389 --> 00:11:08,598 I want to do something to help, 280 00:11:08,702 --> 00:11:10,221 but I don't know what. 281 00:11:10,324 --> 00:11:12,810 I think you've done enough! 282 00:11:12,913 --> 00:11:14,225 But... 283 00:11:14,328 --> 00:11:16,641 DIL: I'm thinking the school environment 284 00:11:16,745 --> 00:11:18,160 may be cramping your style. 285 00:11:18,263 --> 00:11:20,403 You're more of an outside-the-box type. 286 00:11:20,507 --> 00:11:22,682 And in light of your recent mishaps, 287 00:11:22,785 --> 00:11:25,615 perhaps you should work your way up to humans 288 00:11:25,719 --> 00:11:28,722 with some stationary ego-building targets. 289 00:11:30,275 --> 00:11:34,486 I'll, uh, go order the smoothies. 290 00:11:34,590 --> 00:11:36,109 If you know what's good for you, 291 00:11:36,212 --> 00:11:37,317 you'll keep Susie-- 292 00:11:37,420 --> 00:11:39,802 the boy-swiper-- away from "Z." 293 00:11:39,906 --> 00:11:41,701 Oh, yeah, 294 00:11:41,804 --> 00:11:45,739 because I'm bored with Sean, who I stole just yesterday. 295 00:11:45,843 --> 00:11:48,086 [ both laughing] 296 00:11:48,190 --> 00:11:50,813 A] Susie's like my best friend, 297 00:11:50,917 --> 00:11:53,367 and B] Z is just a good bud. 298 00:11:53,471 --> 00:11:55,162 Thanks for the alphabet lesson, 299 00:11:55,266 --> 00:11:57,268 but I still say you can't trust her. 300 00:11:57,371 --> 00:11:58,269 Right. 301 00:11:58,372 --> 00:11:59,615 Watch and learn. 302 00:11:59,719 --> 00:12:01,030 Susie, want to help Z 303 00:12:01,134 --> 00:12:03,515 carry the smoothies back to the table? 304 00:12:03,619 --> 00:12:07,002 If you think you can trust me. 305 00:12:07,105 --> 00:12:09,763 [ both laughing] 306 00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:24,882 I thought you might need help. 307 00:12:27,954 --> 00:12:30,404 Susie, Susie, 308 00:12:30,508 --> 00:12:32,130 Susie. 309 00:12:32,234 --> 00:12:33,269 Huh? 310 00:12:33,373 --> 00:12:35,685 Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy. 311 00:12:36,514 --> 00:12:38,033 [ door bell jangles] 312 00:12:38,792 --> 00:12:40,518 Susie, there you are. 313 00:12:41,519 --> 00:12:42,762 I've got it covered, so buzz off. 314 00:12:42,865 --> 00:12:43,797 Oh, yeah? 315 00:12:43,901 --> 00:12:45,109 I'm taking her to the dance. 316 00:12:45,212 --> 00:12:46,075 I'm taking her. 317 00:12:46,179 --> 00:12:47,974 Z, we're going as a group-- 318 00:12:48,077 --> 00:12:49,769 you, me and Kimi, remember? 319 00:12:49,872 --> 00:12:51,322 Kimi? Kimi who? 320 00:12:51,425 --> 00:12:52,426 Kimi who? 321 00:12:52,530 --> 00:12:54,808 I'm taking Susie to the dance. 322 00:12:54,912 --> 00:12:56,568 I'm taking her. 323 00:12:56,672 --> 00:12:59,123 You're not supposed to be taking anyone! 324 00:12:59,226 --> 00:13:01,056 You're not supposed to care. 325 00:13:01,159 --> 00:13:02,057 I don't. 326 00:13:02,160 --> 00:13:03,299 I-I mean, I didn't. 327 00:13:03,403 --> 00:13:04,507 Okay, I do. 328 00:13:04,611 --> 00:13:05,681 Name your corsage. 329 00:13:05,785 --> 00:13:07,234 My uncle runs a limo company. 330 00:13:07,338 --> 00:13:09,340 I can get us box seats at the opera... 331 00:13:10,444 --> 00:13:12,722 ...if, you know, that's where we're going. 332 00:13:13,413 --> 00:13:15,277 Hmm? 333 00:13:15,380 --> 00:13:16,830 I don't know what's going on. 334 00:13:16,934 --> 00:13:19,074 Best friends? Ha! 335 00:13:19,177 --> 00:13:20,213 Kimi, wait! 336 00:13:20,316 --> 00:13:21,524 SEAN: Susie, wait. 337 00:13:21,628 --> 00:13:22,560 Z:Hold on! 338 00:13:22,663 --> 00:13:23,630 [ grunting and groaning] 339 00:13:23,733 --> 00:13:25,114 SEAN: Susie! 340 00:13:26,184 --> 00:13:27,392 Dang! 341 00:13:29,256 --> 00:13:30,948 Okay, there's no point in working 342 00:13:31,051 --> 00:13:32,225 your slow twitch muscles, 343 00:13:32,328 --> 00:13:34,537 since most targets will probably be moving. 344 00:13:34,641 --> 00:13:37,126 So we'll focus on your fast twitch ones, 345 00:13:37,230 --> 00:13:38,645 enhancing muscle memory. 346 00:13:38,748 --> 00:13:40,267 I'm going to run; you throw. 347 00:13:40,371 --> 00:13:42,614 Thanks, Dil, but my mojo's a no go. 348 00:13:42,718 --> 00:13:45,617 They give me one week a year to show my stuff 349 00:13:45,721 --> 00:13:46,998 and I blew it. 350 00:13:47,102 --> 00:13:49,898 Maybe I better hand in the hacky sacks. 351 00:13:56,076 --> 00:13:57,906 [ phone rings] 352 00:13:58,009 --> 00:13:59,562 Pickles residence. 353 00:13:59,666 --> 00:14:00,563 Oh... 354 00:14:00,667 --> 00:14:02,911 Uh, hi. 355 00:14:03,014 --> 00:14:05,016 Pork chops. 356 00:14:05,120 --> 00:14:07,018 Homework. 357 00:14:07,122 --> 00:14:09,296 TV. 358 00:14:09,400 --> 00:14:11,091 Bye. 359 00:14:11,195 --> 00:14:13,197 Was someone taking a survey? 360 00:14:13,300 --> 00:14:14,301 Kind of. 361 00:14:14,405 --> 00:14:15,820 It was a girl. 362 00:14:15,924 --> 00:14:18,374 But she's madly in love with me or something. 363 00:14:18,478 --> 00:14:19,824 S-She may go ballistic. 364 00:14:19,928 --> 00:14:21,861 Mmm... the Pickles curse. 365 00:14:21,964 --> 00:14:24,242 I mean, Chuckie's the one who likes her. 366 00:14:24,346 --> 00:14:25,347 Uh-huh. 367 00:14:25,450 --> 00:14:27,280 He wants to take her to the dance. 368 00:14:27,383 --> 00:14:28,488 BOTH: Ah. 369 00:14:28,591 --> 00:14:31,146 Only he never got a chance to ask her. 370 00:14:31,249 --> 00:14:32,941 Maybe once she finds out 371 00:14:33,044 --> 00:14:35,667 hewants to take her to the dance, 372 00:14:35,771 --> 00:14:36,841 she won't be 373 00:14:36,945 --> 00:14:38,049 interested in me. 374 00:14:38,153 --> 00:14:39,602 Hey, thanks for your help. 375 00:14:39,706 --> 00:14:41,604 I don't know what we said, 376 00:14:41,708 --> 00:14:43,468 but I'm glad we said it. 377 00:14:43,572 --> 00:14:45,022 What's with Spike's sudden interest 378 00:14:45,125 --> 00:14:48,335 in the vacuum's venetian blind attachment? 379 00:14:49,336 --> 00:14:50,648 CHUCKIE: Uh, Kimi. 380 00:14:50,751 --> 00:14:52,512 I just wanted to tell you 381 00:14:52,615 --> 00:14:54,341 the same thing that's going on 382 00:14:54,445 --> 00:14:55,722 with you, Susie and Z 383 00:14:55,825 --> 00:14:58,000 is going on with me, Tommy and Nicole. 384 00:14:58,104 --> 00:14:59,795 So I know what you're feeling. 385 00:14:59,899 --> 00:15:01,210 Oh, really? 386 00:15:01,314 --> 00:15:04,075 You suddenly realized you have a crush on Z, too, 387 00:15:04,179 --> 00:15:06,388 and your best friend's a backstabber? 388 00:15:06,491 --> 00:15:07,734 Not exactly. 389 00:15:07,837 --> 00:15:10,392 The difference is, I've given this a lot of thought 390 00:15:10,495 --> 00:15:12,739 and I'll be darned if I'm going to let this 391 00:15:12,842 --> 00:15:14,361 ruin my friendship with Tommy. 392 00:15:14,465 --> 00:15:15,845 If he swears he did nothing 393 00:15:15,949 --> 00:15:18,020 to make Nicole fall madly in love with him 394 00:15:18,124 --> 00:15:20,781 and reduce me to a grain of sand on the beach of life, 395 00:15:20,885 --> 00:15:21,679 then... 396 00:15:21,782 --> 00:15:23,129 I believe him. 397 00:15:23,232 --> 00:15:25,648 He even told me to ask her to the dance. 398 00:15:25,752 --> 00:15:26,856 Oh, yeah? 399 00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:29,480 I heard him say he was hoping Nicole 400 00:15:29,583 --> 00:15:30,584 would turn you down. 401 00:15:30,688 --> 00:15:31,861 What? No way! 402 00:15:31,965 --> 00:15:34,174 Tommy'd never do anything like that. 403 00:15:34,278 --> 00:15:37,453 That's what I thought about Susie. 404 00:15:42,803 --> 00:15:43,908 Nicole. 405 00:15:44,012 --> 00:15:45,151 Uh-huh? 406 00:15:45,254 --> 00:15:47,084 Well... what would you say 407 00:15:47,187 --> 00:15:51,088 if some guy, uh, who's really nice but kind of shy, 408 00:15:51,191 --> 00:15:54,160 wanted to take you to the dance? 409 00:15:54,263 --> 00:15:57,439 I'd love to go to the dance with you, Tommy. 410 00:15:57,957 --> 00:15:58,681 What?! 411 00:15:58,785 --> 00:15:59,855 Oh, it's so cute 412 00:15:59,959 --> 00:16:01,822 when a boy makes up a fake boy 413 00:16:01,926 --> 00:16:03,548 just to test the waters. 414 00:16:03,652 --> 00:16:04,722 No, no! 415 00:16:04,825 --> 00:16:07,932 Oh, I can't wait to tell everyone. 416 00:16:08,036 --> 00:16:11,073 Tommy's taking me to the dance. 417 00:16:11,177 --> 00:16:14,180 Tommy's taking me to the dance. 418 00:16:14,283 --> 00:16:15,422 Chuckie, believe me, 419 00:16:15,526 --> 00:16:16,699 she got it all wrong. 420 00:16:16,803 --> 00:16:18,943 I don't want to take her to the dance. 421 00:16:19,047 --> 00:16:20,048 Tommy. 422 00:16:20,151 --> 00:16:21,739 How could you lie to me? 423 00:16:21,842 --> 00:16:22,774 I'm not. 424 00:16:22,878 --> 00:16:24,431 It's all a mistake. 425 00:16:24,535 --> 00:16:26,226 Sure-- the only mistake I can see 426 00:16:26,330 --> 00:16:29,160 is the one I've been making for the last nine years: 427 00:16:29,264 --> 00:16:31,645 you know, thinking you were my best friend! 428 00:16:31,749 --> 00:16:34,165 But it's not what it looked like. 429 00:16:39,688 --> 00:16:41,310 Dang! 430 00:16:42,656 --> 00:16:43,450 Like I said, 431 00:16:43,554 --> 00:16:46,039 we... can't... go... 432 00:16:46,143 --> 00:16:48,835 to the dance... together... Nicole. 433 00:16:48,938 --> 00:16:50,699 [ giggling flirtatiously] 434 00:16:50,802 --> 00:16:53,288 But you'll be there and I'll be there, 435 00:16:53,391 --> 00:16:55,359 so we will be going together. 436 00:16:55,462 --> 00:16:57,671 You're so cute when you're confused. 437 00:16:57,775 --> 00:16:58,776 [ smooching] 438 00:16:59,777 --> 00:17:01,917 You heard me tell her no, right? 439 00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:03,160 Yep. 440 00:17:03,263 --> 00:17:04,989 How come she didn't hear it? 441 00:17:06,542 --> 00:17:07,509 [ starts] 442 00:17:07,612 --> 00:17:08,993 Sean is the perfect guy for me 443 00:17:09,097 --> 00:17:10,236 and you know it. 444 00:17:10,339 --> 00:17:11,651 We are totally alike. 445 00:17:11,754 --> 00:17:12,962 He does stare at himself 446 00:17:13,066 --> 00:17:14,757 in the mirror as much as you do. 447 00:17:14,861 --> 00:17:17,036 So you'll tell him you're not interested? 448 00:17:17,139 --> 00:17:18,899 I'm not interested in him or Z! 449 00:17:19,003 --> 00:17:20,418 And I told them so. 450 00:17:20,522 --> 00:17:22,800 I wish they'd both just leave me alone. 451 00:17:22,903 --> 00:17:26,562 Boy, you tell them no and they come back for more. 452 00:17:26,666 --> 00:17:28,978 Hey, maybe Sean's the kind of guy 453 00:17:29,082 --> 00:17:31,740 who likes rejection-- my specialty. 454 00:17:31,843 --> 00:17:35,054 Thanks, Miss No-Longer- An-Item-With-Sean. 455 00:17:44,304 --> 00:17:45,788 Phew. 456 00:17:45,892 --> 00:17:48,136 I finally lost them at the bookstore. 457 00:17:48,239 --> 00:17:49,137 Hey, Susie. 458 00:17:49,240 --> 00:17:50,310 Is it me, Chuckie, 459 00:17:50,414 --> 00:17:52,140 or does Valentine's Day make people 460 00:17:52,243 --> 00:17:53,555 a little nuts? 461 00:17:53,658 --> 00:17:56,523 It's like Kimi and I were never best friends. 462 00:17:56,627 --> 00:17:57,731 [ screams] 463 00:17:57,835 --> 00:17:59,561 How can you say that? 464 00:17:59,664 --> 00:18:02,046 Well, if we were, she'd have believed me 465 00:18:02,150 --> 00:18:05,877 when I told her I didn't have anything to do with Z liking me. 466 00:18:05,981 --> 00:18:09,398 Well, yeah, but sometimes the evidence is just so... 467 00:18:09,502 --> 00:18:12,815 I mean, isn't that the point of being best friends? 468 00:18:12,919 --> 00:18:14,334 You trust each other 469 00:18:14,438 --> 00:18:17,130 even when everything is telling you not to. 470 00:18:17,234 --> 00:18:19,512 That's not crazy, is it? 471 00:18:20,996 --> 00:18:22,894 No. 472 00:18:22,998 --> 00:18:25,104 Not crazy. 473 00:18:25,207 --> 00:18:26,795 Not crazy at all. 474 00:18:26,898 --> 00:18:30,454 Chuckie, you want to go to the dance with me? 475 00:18:30,557 --> 00:18:32,456 Uh... okay. 476 00:18:32,559 --> 00:18:34,665 Just as guys, right? 477 00:18:41,982 --> 00:18:43,398 Susie really said that? 478 00:18:44,537 --> 00:18:47,505 And I cut her out of a picture of us last night. 479 00:18:47,609 --> 00:18:51,371 Well, we can start taking new pictures. 480 00:18:51,475 --> 00:18:52,752 Right now. 481 00:18:56,307 --> 00:18:57,653 I arranged these 482 00:18:57,757 --> 00:19:00,829 in an ancient Aztec symbol denoting friendship. 483 00:19:00,932 --> 00:19:04,384 Take one, and it'll say something totally different. 484 00:19:04,488 --> 00:19:06,352 Like "cover your mouth before coughing." 485 00:19:06,455 --> 00:19:08,319 How Valentine's Day is that? 486 00:19:08,423 --> 00:19:10,770 DIL: You're going to get it right this time. 487 00:19:10,873 --> 00:19:12,012 I feel it. 488 00:19:12,116 --> 00:19:14,291 And when Dil Pickles feels something, 489 00:19:14,394 --> 00:19:16,085 it's not gas or indigestion. 490 00:19:16,189 --> 00:19:17,328 You don't need training. 491 00:19:17,432 --> 00:19:19,192 You need untraining. 492 00:19:19,296 --> 00:19:24,024 Just let it go, Lil "Q," and be one with your muse. 493 00:19:26,820 --> 00:19:28,615 Let it go. 494 00:19:38,418 --> 00:19:39,523 Hello, Chuckie. 495 00:19:39,626 --> 00:19:41,180 No-- my turn to talk. 496 00:19:41,283 --> 00:19:43,112 While my confidence tablecloth 497 00:19:43,216 --> 00:19:45,322 has been yanked out from under me 498 00:19:45,425 --> 00:19:47,289 because Nicole doesn't like me 499 00:19:47,393 --> 00:19:48,980 the way she likes you... 500 00:19:49,084 --> 00:19:51,431 you're still my best friend. 501 00:19:52,605 --> 00:19:53,916 And if you tell me 502 00:19:54,020 --> 00:19:56,540 you don't know what's going on, I believe you. 503 00:19:56,643 --> 00:19:59,198 ANGELICA: I'm so afraid Sean Butler 504 00:19:59,301 --> 00:20:01,545 is going to ask me to dance, 505 00:20:01,648 --> 00:20:03,340 and I can't stand him. 506 00:20:03,443 --> 00:20:04,789 [ cell phone rings] 507 00:20:04,893 --> 00:20:06,170 What? 508 00:20:06,274 --> 00:20:09,484 No, I don't need more long-distance minutes. 509 00:20:12,763 --> 00:20:13,867 Huh? 510 00:20:16,353 --> 00:20:20,080 Hey, you're here with Harold and his killer hits. 511 00:20:20,184 --> 00:20:23,912 Time to kick things off, so grab a partner. 512 00:20:24,015 --> 00:20:28,157 [ rhythmic dance music playing] 513 00:20:29,987 --> 00:20:32,196 Don't think so! 514 00:20:35,544 --> 00:20:38,133 Go work that Finster magic, Chuckie, 515 00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:40,377 and ask her to dance. 516 00:20:45,313 --> 00:20:47,763 We got ourselves an incoming. 517 00:20:47,867 --> 00:20:49,731 Let it go. 518 00:20:59,327 --> 00:21:00,397 Chuckie. 519 00:21:00,500 --> 00:21:01,743 Yeah, I know-- 520 00:21:01,846 --> 00:21:04,193 last guy you want to see, but would you like... 521 00:21:04,297 --> 00:21:05,471 To dance? 522 00:21:05,574 --> 00:21:06,851 Love to. 523 00:21:09,785 --> 00:21:11,615 Boy, I'll never get this game. 524 00:21:11,718 --> 00:21:13,237 You don't have to. 525 00:21:13,341 --> 00:21:16,275 But that "let it go" thing really worked. 526 00:21:16,378 --> 00:21:17,897 I'm back. 527 00:21:26,112 --> 00:21:28,010 Hey, Bootgirl. 528 00:21:28,114 --> 00:21:29,874 Want to dance? 529 00:21:29,978 --> 00:21:31,635 But I thought you... 530 00:21:35,846 --> 00:21:36,881 Uh. 531 00:21:36,985 --> 00:21:39,228 Man, what was that? 532 00:21:39,332 --> 00:21:41,403 Hey, Angelica, did you see what... 533 00:21:41,507 --> 00:21:42,991 I'd love to. 534 00:21:43,094 --> 00:21:44,993 Whoa, but I don't want to... 535 00:21:45,096 --> 00:21:45,959 Dance! 536 00:21:46,063 --> 00:21:47,167 Okay. 537 00:21:52,345 --> 00:21:55,728 I just want to make one more shot. 538 00:22:00,249 --> 00:22:02,804 That wasn't supposed to happen yet! 539 00:22:02,907 --> 00:22:06,290 Hey, would you ask my sister to dance so I can eat? 540 00:22:19,441 --> 00:22:20,580 Whoa-- Lil "Q"! 541 00:22:20,684 --> 00:22:22,375 If this isn't proof, I... 542 00:22:22,479 --> 00:22:23,756 Huh? 543 00:22:34,283 --> 00:22:35,595 Oh! 544 00:22:36,493 --> 00:22:37,494 Ohhhh. 545 00:22:37,597 --> 00:22:41,808 If only you were Cupid's arrow. 546 00:22:46,744 --> 00:22:50,541 Captioning sponsored by THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION 547 00:22:50,645 --> 00:22:52,612 and NICKELODEON 548 00:23:09,284 --> 00:23:12,149 Captioned by Media Access Group at WGBH access.wgbh.org 549 00:23:27,854 --> 00:23:31,927 DIL: And I thought the rule of thumb was complicated.