1 00:00:00,502 --> 00:00:02,836 Winter had come to Riverdale, 2 00:00:02,838 --> 00:00:07,317 and everyone was suffering from an acute case of Quiz Show fever. 3 00:00:07,320 --> 00:00:09,189 No one more so than Betty Cooper, 4 00:00:09,192 --> 00:00:11,144 who was pouring her considerable energies 5 00:00:11,146 --> 00:00:13,864 into beating the tar out of Stonewall Prep's team 6 00:00:13,866 --> 00:00:17,984 led by, wouldn't you know it, Bret Weston Wallis. 7 00:00:17,986 --> 00:00:20,486 The only person immune to Quiz Show fever? 8 00:00:20,488 --> 00:00:22,488 My pal Archie Andrews... 9 00:00:22,490 --> 00:00:25,010 who was feeling a lot less lonely these days. 10 00:00:26,786 --> 00:00:29,561 Hey, Archie. You okay? 11 00:00:29,564 --> 00:00:31,039 Yeah. 12 00:00:32,292 --> 00:00:35,394 - Yeah, I'm great, Uncle Frank. - Not me. 13 00:00:36,296 --> 00:00:37,888 First day as foreman... 14 00:00:37,890 --> 00:00:40,232 Man, I'm more nervous than when I started basic training. 15 00:00:40,235 --> 00:00:42,008 No, you're gonna do awesome. 16 00:00:42,010 --> 00:00:43,824 In fact, I got something for you. 17 00:00:50,185 --> 00:00:51,517 It's Fred's tool belt. 18 00:00:52,854 --> 00:00:54,663 Yeah, I can't take another man's gear. 19 00:00:54,665 --> 00:00:56,056 Especially not my brother's. 20 00:00:56,058 --> 00:00:58,566 Well, you're not talking it, you're borrowing it. 21 00:00:58,568 --> 00:01:01,152 He'd want you to. So do I. 22 00:01:04,991 --> 00:01:06,540 Thanks, Archie... 23 00:01:06,543 --> 00:01:08,214 for everything. 24 00:01:24,028 --> 00:01:26,603 Thank God for Bret's morning workouts... 25 00:01:26,605 --> 00:01:29,439 Jug, do not mention him right now, okay, 26 00:01:29,441 --> 00:01:30,732 and ruin this moment. 27 00:01:30,735 --> 00:01:32,327 I just love getting you all wound up. 28 00:01:36,373 --> 00:01:38,877 - Why are you smiling? - Just everything. 29 00:01:39,710 --> 00:01:41,117 You're here, 30 00:01:41,119 --> 00:01:43,658 I turned in my draft for the Baxter Brothers book. 31 00:01:43,661 --> 00:01:44,922 And Yale said... 32 00:01:46,842 --> 00:01:49,575 Yale said what? 33 00:01:56,666 --> 00:01:59,561 Did you get accepted into Yale and not tell me? 34 00:01:59,564 --> 00:02:01,525 Yeah, I think I did. 35 00:02:03,758 --> 00:02:05,118 Wow. 36 00:02:07,312 --> 00:02:11,935 - Are you okay? - Yeah, no, I'm just... I'm just processing. 37 00:02:14,728 --> 00:02:16,536 But I'm happy for you, Jug. 38 00:02:17,656 --> 00:02:19,572 I'm happy for you, I'm proud of you. 39 00:02:19,574 --> 00:02:21,141 - Really? - Yes. 40 00:02:22,160 --> 00:02:23,609 Yes. 41 00:02:23,611 --> 00:02:25,352 Let me show you how much. 42 00:02:34,622 --> 00:02:36,247 You two are finally done. 43 00:02:36,249 --> 00:02:37,749 I thought I'd be late for class. 44 00:02:37,751 --> 00:02:40,727 Oh, I guess I'll see you in New Haven next year. 45 00:02:40,729 --> 00:02:43,063 Of course, you'll just be a visitor. 46 00:02:43,065 --> 00:02:46,353 - You got into Yale? - Yeah. Don't look so surprised. 47 00:02:46,356 --> 00:02:47,591 And don't worry, Betty, 48 00:02:47,594 --> 00:02:50,019 I will try to keep the co-eds away from Forsythe. 49 00:02:50,022 --> 00:02:51,380 No promises. 50 00:02:51,383 --> 00:02:54,309 But I do promise to crush you in Quiz Show finals, 51 00:02:54,312 --> 00:02:56,305 if Riverdale makes it that far. 52 00:03:03,794 --> 00:03:05,985 Dr. Beaker, as our chemistry teacher, 53 00:03:05,987 --> 00:03:07,820 we are hoping you have the skill set 54 00:03:07,822 --> 00:03:10,582 to help us with something of a personal nature. 55 00:03:10,584 --> 00:03:12,492 Are you a rum drinker, Dr. Beaker? 56 00:03:12,494 --> 00:03:15,470 Uh, not during school hours 57 00:03:15,472 --> 00:03:17,411 and never with students. 58 00:03:17,414 --> 00:03:20,050 Ugh, calm down, Dr. Egghead. 59 00:03:20,052 --> 00:03:22,477 We're simply asking you to analyze 60 00:03:22,479 --> 00:03:25,055 our maple-based concoction to ensure that our recipe 61 00:03:25,057 --> 00:03:27,146 is different enough from Lodge Rum. 62 00:03:27,149 --> 00:03:31,153 That way, we can't be sued or ceased-and-desisted by my father. 63 00:03:31,155 --> 00:03:36,241 So I ask you again, Dr. Beaker, are you a rum drinker? 64 00:03:37,162 --> 00:03:39,345 The board that the runs the Baxter Brothers 65 00:03:39,348 --> 00:03:41,524 has taken a look at the first draft of your book, 66 00:03:41,527 --> 00:03:42,939 and they have a few thoughts. 67 00:03:42,941 --> 00:03:45,245 Well, one more global thought. 68 00:03:45,248 --> 00:03:46,840 They would like a new mystery. 69 00:03:48,321 --> 00:03:51,197 New mystery? Like the whole book? 70 00:03:51,199 --> 00:03:54,417 They think the boy in the river storyline is a bit soft. 71 00:03:54,419 --> 00:03:56,202 They're looking for something darker. 72 00:03:56,204 --> 00:03:58,704 They mentioned something about say, um... 73 00:03:58,706 --> 00:04:02,875 serial killers being a potential fertile ground to explore. 74 00:04:02,877 --> 00:04:06,711 Okay, um, I'll just have to think about it. 75 00:04:06,714 --> 00:04:08,023 Well, think fast, 76 00:04:08,025 --> 00:04:10,049 and have some pitches prepared. 77 00:04:10,051 --> 00:04:12,277 The Brotherhood is coming here to meet with you. 78 00:04:14,790 --> 00:04:17,207 So, I need some serial killer advice. 79 00:04:17,210 --> 00:04:22,060 My publishers want a dark and edgy villain for the book, Charles. 80 00:04:22,063 --> 00:04:23,503 So now I have to come up with pitches 81 00:04:23,505 --> 00:04:25,565 in the vein of Zodiac or Hannibal Lecter. 82 00:04:25,567 --> 00:04:26,858 I figured you would have some ideas. 83 00:04:26,860 --> 00:04:28,710 Yeah, sure, no problem. 84 00:04:28,712 --> 00:04:30,212 But don't you have firsthand experience 85 00:04:30,214 --> 00:04:31,854 with an infamous local serial killer? 86 00:04:31,857 --> 00:04:33,397 You mean the Black Hood? 87 00:04:33,400 --> 00:04:34,907 No, I couldn't do that to Betty. 88 00:04:34,909 --> 00:04:36,292 Hmm, fair enough. 89 00:04:36,294 --> 00:04:38,244 Well, I've got boxes full of killers, 90 00:04:38,246 --> 00:04:40,746 so I'll pick out my ten most gruesome ones for you. 91 00:04:40,748 --> 00:04:42,509 Thank you, Chuck. I owe you. 92 00:04:44,586 --> 00:04:46,752 I know you all worked hard for my brother. 93 00:04:46,754 --> 00:04:48,379 Rest assured, as the new foreman, 94 00:04:48,381 --> 00:04:51,132 I plan on busting my ass, the same as you do. 95 00:04:51,134 --> 00:04:53,309 And I specifically want to thank Tom Keller 96 00:04:53,312 --> 00:04:55,438 for filling in during these difficult times. 97 00:04:57,098 --> 00:04:58,899 Cool, guys, let's get to work. 98 00:04:58,902 --> 00:05:01,102 Okay, guys, let's go. 99 00:05:01,105 --> 00:05:02,986 You know, Archie, I would've appreciated 100 00:05:02,988 --> 00:05:04,770 a heads-up that I was being replaced. 101 00:05:04,772 --> 00:05:06,272 I know, Mr. Keller, I'm sorry. 102 00:05:06,274 --> 00:05:08,324 It happened fast, but Frank has a ton of experience. 103 00:05:08,326 --> 00:05:09,692 I think the crew's gonna love him. 104 00:05:09,694 --> 00:05:11,611 I gotta be honest with you, Arch, 105 00:05:11,613 --> 00:05:13,070 I don't know about your uncle. 106 00:05:13,072 --> 00:05:14,780 He's been trouble since the day he was born. 107 00:05:14,782 --> 00:05:17,426 I must've arrested him a half dozen times when I was sheriff. 108 00:05:17,428 --> 00:05:18,510 Oh, that was then. 109 00:05:18,513 --> 00:05:21,196 My dad believed in second chances, Mr. Keller. So do I. 110 00:05:25,960 --> 00:05:29,990 Welcome back to the Regional RIVW Quiz Show's Semi-finals. 111 00:05:29,993 --> 00:05:34,467 Seaside High trails Riverdale 210 to 240, 112 00:05:34,469 --> 00:05:37,112 and now for the final round. 113 00:05:37,114 --> 00:05:39,314 Which Venetian island has been famous 114 00:05:39,316 --> 00:05:41,807 for glassmaking since the 13th century? 115 00:05:41,809 --> 00:05:43,141 Murano. 116 00:05:43,144 --> 00:05:45,602 - Correct. - Never go in August. So many mosquitoes. 117 00:05:45,605 --> 00:05:47,396 What is the length of the diagonal 118 00:05:47,398 --> 00:05:49,148 if the side of the square is 10? 119 00:05:49,150 --> 00:05:50,691 10 square root of 2. 120 00:05:50,693 --> 00:05:53,023 - Correct. - My brilliant little savant. 121 00:05:55,990 --> 00:05:58,449 Which of the following is the powerhouse of the cell. 122 00:05:58,452 --> 00:05:59,718 Mitochondria. 123 00:05:59,721 --> 00:06:00,618 Correct. 124 00:06:00,620 --> 00:06:01,994 Which Americans architect's house 125 00:06:01,996 --> 00:06:03,746 in southwest Pennsylvania... 126 00:06:03,748 --> 00:06:05,265 - Frank Lloyd Wright. - Correct. 127 00:06:05,267 --> 00:06:08,084 Who also designed Thornhill. I knew that. 128 00:06:08,086 --> 00:06:11,671 Well, time's up. Riverdale has won. 129 00:06:11,673 --> 00:06:15,049 They will go on to face Stonewall Prep in the finals. 130 00:06:15,051 --> 00:06:19,136 Hey, Betty. You did great out there. 131 00:06:19,138 --> 00:06:21,974 Great might not be good enough to beat him. 132 00:06:23,184 --> 00:06:25,685 Ah, that's Bret, huh? 133 00:06:25,687 --> 00:06:30,420 Bret Weston Wallis clearly came here to throw me off my game. 134 00:06:31,859 --> 00:06:33,743 Is there any way you could help me with him? 135 00:06:33,745 --> 00:06:36,179 As long as it doesn't involve shallow graves and lye. 136 00:06:36,882 --> 00:06:39,532 No, I just wanna make him sweat. 137 00:06:39,534 --> 00:06:43,261 He's a son of a diplomat, brags about being untouchable. 138 00:06:43,264 --> 00:06:46,122 But what skeletons are buried in his closet? 139 00:06:46,124 --> 00:06:48,708 Any intel you could find that would help me 140 00:06:48,710 --> 00:06:52,378 mess with his mind would be much appreciated. 141 00:06:52,380 --> 00:06:54,534 Is it because he got into Yale and you didn't? 142 00:06:55,067 --> 00:06:56,975 Alice told me. 143 00:06:56,977 --> 00:07:00,177 Charles, I worked my ass off for four years, 144 00:07:00,179 --> 00:07:01,863 I put an extra time at the Blue and Gold, 145 00:07:01,865 --> 00:07:05,349 I maintained a 4.1 GPA, and I still didn't get in. 146 00:07:05,351 --> 00:07:07,560 Not knowing why is driving me crazy. 147 00:07:07,562 --> 00:07:11,706 My former mentor at the FBI, he teaches criminal law at Yale. 148 00:07:11,708 --> 00:07:13,615 I'll see if I can get you some answers. 149 00:07:13,618 --> 00:07:16,753 About Yale and Bret. 150 00:07:18,197 --> 00:07:19,339 Thank you. 151 00:07:21,176 --> 00:07:23,459 And so, anyway, the Baxter Brothers 152 00:07:23,461 --> 00:07:26,796 are trying to catch this serial killer named the Fish Monger, 153 00:07:26,798 --> 00:07:30,261 who gets his name because he guts his victims... 154 00:07:30,264 --> 00:07:32,585 The idea of a serial killer is intriguing, 155 00:07:32,587 --> 00:07:37,333 but what we've heard so far feels a bit... forced. 156 00:07:38,926 --> 00:07:41,052 Okay... 157 00:07:41,054 --> 00:07:44,814 What about a serial killer that uses social media 158 00:07:44,816 --> 00:07:47,228 in order to stalk his prey? 159 00:07:47,231 --> 00:07:51,371 Forsythe's best work stems from his personal experiences. 160 00:07:52,908 --> 00:07:54,724 Might I suggest you start there? 161 00:08:04,285 --> 00:08:06,285 What about a dark and ominous force 162 00:08:06,287 --> 00:08:07,912 that threatens the town of Seaport? 163 00:08:07,914 --> 00:08:10,923 Uh, an obsessed killer who is looking to expose 164 00:08:10,925 --> 00:08:13,334 the hypocrisy and sins of his neighbors. 165 00:08:13,336 --> 00:08:15,074 The Baxter Brothers discover that 166 00:08:15,077 --> 00:08:17,462 the man unleashing his righteous rage 167 00:08:17,465 --> 00:08:21,300 is the father of Bobby Baxter's girlfriend, Tracy True. 168 00:08:21,302 --> 00:08:23,353 This sound promising. 169 00:08:23,355 --> 00:08:25,495 What's the name of the killer? 170 00:08:26,974 --> 00:08:28,529 Uh, the Brown Hood. 171 00:08:29,536 --> 00:08:32,143 If you give me a little more time, I can come up with another... 172 00:08:32,146 --> 00:08:34,480 No, we like this. 173 00:08:34,482 --> 00:08:38,837 You ask me, this sounds like a million dollar idea. 174 00:08:41,961 --> 00:08:45,455 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com -- 175 00:08:49,607 --> 00:08:51,120 - Hey. - Hey. 176 00:08:51,123 --> 00:08:52,851 I just drove by the site. Where are the guys? 177 00:08:52,853 --> 00:08:54,301 Oh, Frank called it a day 178 00:08:54,303 --> 00:08:56,446 and decided to invite everybody back to your place 179 00:08:56,448 --> 00:08:58,763 for beers and tall tales. 180 00:08:58,766 --> 00:09:00,090 Oh, you didn't wanna go? 181 00:09:00,093 --> 00:09:02,860 Somebody's gotta balance the books here, Archie, they're bit of a mess. 182 00:09:02,862 --> 00:09:03,912 How so? 183 00:09:03,915 --> 00:09:06,863 Well, for starters, nobody received their Christmas bonuses. 184 00:09:06,866 --> 00:09:09,942 - Your dad never missed a year. - We'll bounce back, 185 00:09:09,944 --> 00:09:12,205 Mr. Keller, we just need more time. 186 00:09:12,208 --> 00:09:13,713 You gotta remember 187 00:09:13,716 --> 00:09:15,897 at this point Fred is three sheets to the wind, okay? 188 00:09:15,900 --> 00:09:19,710 And he's somehow convinced himself that stealing Seaside's mascot 189 00:09:19,712 --> 00:09:22,215 would give Riverdale the edge in the playoff game, okay? 190 00:09:23,218 --> 00:09:25,140 So, he climbs over this big fence, right, 191 00:09:25,143 --> 00:09:27,643 and he goes to grab Peter the Pig out of his pen, 192 00:09:27,645 --> 00:09:30,606 and get this, he can't climb back out. 193 00:09:30,609 --> 00:09:33,985 He is absolutely trapped. 194 00:09:35,612 --> 00:09:38,136 So, the next morning, security shows up, 195 00:09:38,138 --> 00:09:40,781 and there's Fred, all curled up in the mud, 196 00:09:40,782 --> 00:09:42,977 holding on to this squealing hog, 197 00:09:42,980 --> 00:09:46,019 and without missing a beat, my brother says, 198 00:09:46,021 --> 00:09:48,480 "I got the bacon. You got the eggs?" 199 00:09:57,491 --> 00:09:59,748 Your old man sure knew how to pick a crew. 200 00:09:59,751 --> 00:10:01,794 Reminds me of the guys I served with. 201 00:10:01,796 --> 00:10:03,495 Mr. Keller said some of the guys were upset 202 00:10:03,497 --> 00:10:05,163 they didn't get their bonuses this year. 203 00:10:05,165 --> 00:10:08,375 Hmm, you're so much like your dad. 204 00:10:08,377 --> 00:10:10,544 Always worried about other people. 205 00:10:10,546 --> 00:10:12,666 Relax, we got this. 206 00:10:18,321 --> 00:10:19,485 For you. 207 00:10:20,514 --> 00:10:22,865 Mija, how very generous. 208 00:10:22,867 --> 00:10:26,226 But do I need to remind you that I actually own the patent on this rum? 209 00:10:26,228 --> 00:10:27,247 Correction, Daddy. 210 00:10:27,250 --> 00:10:30,780 You own the patent on sad, tired molasses-based rum. 211 00:10:30,783 --> 00:10:33,066 Ours is maple-based. 212 00:10:33,068 --> 00:10:35,360 And, in a pre-emptive move to rum-block you, 213 00:10:35,362 --> 00:10:36,737 we had a scientist analyze it. 214 00:10:36,739 --> 00:10:37,908 According to him, by making 215 00:10:37,911 --> 00:10:39,048 the main ingredient maple syrup, 216 00:10:39,050 --> 00:10:41,728 our rum's DNA has changed by 51%. 217 00:10:41,731 --> 00:10:44,745 Which means, legally, you can't sue or stop us. 218 00:10:44,747 --> 00:10:46,374 And, should you be inspired to create 219 00:10:46,377 --> 00:10:47,873 your own version of our invention, 220 00:10:47,875 --> 00:10:49,583 consider yourself forewarned, 221 00:10:49,585 --> 00:10:52,469 because we control the patent on maple rum. 222 00:10:52,471 --> 00:10:53,920 So, toodles. 223 00:10:53,922 --> 00:10:58,987 In other words, Daddy, our rum war is back on. 224 00:11:04,392 --> 00:11:06,600 Your instincts were right again, Betty. 225 00:11:06,602 --> 00:11:09,412 As requested, I did some digging on Bret. 226 00:11:09,414 --> 00:11:10,920 And what did you find? 227 00:11:23,794 --> 00:11:27,254 - Betty, what's up? - I'm so onto you, Bret. 228 00:11:27,256 --> 00:11:29,725 God, you just think you're so untouchable, 229 00:11:29,728 --> 00:11:31,877 and that everyone is beneath you, 230 00:11:31,880 --> 00:11:35,141 but the truth is, you are a filthy cheater. 231 00:11:35,144 --> 00:11:38,256 Whoa, Betty, hang on for a minute, what's going on? 232 00:11:38,258 --> 00:11:43,095 Your roommate's father paid someone to take the PSATs for him. 233 00:11:43,097 --> 00:11:45,305 Oh, but don't worry, his father covered it all up, 234 00:11:45,307 --> 00:11:47,641 and then bought his way into Stonewall, 235 00:11:47,643 --> 00:11:49,903 as I'm sure he did with Yale, as well. 236 00:11:49,906 --> 00:11:51,195 Because the truth is, 237 00:11:51,197 --> 00:11:54,624 you haven't earned a single thing in your life, Bret. 238 00:11:54,626 --> 00:11:57,356 You're just a pathetic rich kid. 239 00:12:01,782 --> 00:12:03,967 Why're you making me out to be the villain here? 240 00:12:04,969 --> 00:12:07,803 It's not like I'm the one writing a YA fiction 241 00:12:07,805 --> 00:12:10,227 based off the exploits of your deranged father. 242 00:12:13,803 --> 00:12:15,772 Is that what your novel is about? 243 00:12:18,710 --> 00:12:20,547 Betty, wait. Betty? 244 00:12:23,562 --> 00:12:25,303 Cheryl, I've been musing. 245 00:12:25,305 --> 00:12:28,120 We now have a truly enviable product. 246 00:12:28,123 --> 00:12:30,642 But we still need to get the word out to potential customers. 247 00:12:30,644 --> 00:12:35,072 So, what if we make La Bonne Nuit our base of operations? 248 00:12:35,074 --> 00:12:36,327 Query. 249 00:12:36,330 --> 00:12:38,479 Didn't your daddykins revoke this place's liquor licence? 250 00:12:38,481 --> 00:12:42,746 We wouldn't sell rum. We would hand out free samples. 251 00:12:42,748 --> 00:12:45,198 And, instead of being a speakeasy, 252 00:12:45,200 --> 00:12:48,339 we'd reopen La Bonne Nuit as a dance club. 253 00:12:49,922 --> 00:12:51,204 Interesting. 254 00:12:51,206 --> 00:12:53,590 Sweaty people equals thirsty people, 255 00:12:53,592 --> 00:12:56,168 equals people desperate for overpriced mocktails. 256 00:12:56,170 --> 00:12:59,671 Meanwhile, we covertly hand out samples of our delicious homemade rum. 257 00:12:59,673 --> 00:13:01,840 Our coat check girl could take down the names 258 00:13:01,842 --> 00:13:03,767 and orders of potential customers, 259 00:13:03,769 --> 00:13:06,011 and the legitimate money we bring in at the club 260 00:13:06,013 --> 00:13:08,877 could help fund our shadow operation. 261 00:13:17,709 --> 00:13:19,008 Kevin. 262 00:13:20,169 --> 00:13:21,693 Now's not a good time, Fangs. 263 00:13:21,695 --> 00:13:23,236 I'm waiting for my Grind'em date. 264 00:13:23,238 --> 00:13:24,880 I'm not stalking you. 265 00:13:24,882 --> 00:13:26,800 I'm just picking up a couple of burgers. 266 00:13:28,702 --> 00:13:33,797 But I want to apologize for what I did to you. 267 00:13:33,799 --> 00:13:37,250 - I was under Edgar's control. - Fangs, I get it. 268 00:13:37,252 --> 00:13:39,085 I was brainwashed by Edgar, too. 269 00:13:39,087 --> 00:13:40,921 But that doesn't mean we should get back together. 270 00:13:40,923 --> 00:13:43,065 Can we just go on a date and see what happens? 271 00:13:45,594 --> 00:13:47,260 Sorry, my date just got here. 272 00:13:47,262 --> 00:13:50,866 - Hi, are you Terry? I'm Kevin. - Nice to meet you. 273 00:13:51,560 --> 00:13:53,266 Listen, do you want to get out of here? 274 00:13:53,268 --> 00:13:55,268 I have a room at the Five Seasons. 275 00:13:55,270 --> 00:13:58,293 - Unless that's too forward? - No, not at all. 276 00:14:06,415 --> 00:14:08,424 Tell me Bret is lying. 277 00:14:08,426 --> 00:14:11,451 Tell me that you didn't exploit my family tragedy 278 00:14:11,453 --> 00:14:13,286 for a Baxter Brothers novel. 279 00:14:13,288 --> 00:14:15,455 Betty, it was a Hail Mary. 280 00:14:15,457 --> 00:14:17,952 I had to give the Baxter Brotherhood something. 281 00:14:17,955 --> 00:14:20,603 I was never going to go through with it without asking you first. 282 00:14:20,605 --> 00:14:23,296 And I didn't ask you because I wasn't even going to do it. 283 00:14:23,299 --> 00:14:24,965 If you wanna use my life, 284 00:14:24,967 --> 00:14:26,466 you wanna write about the Black Hood, 285 00:14:26,468 --> 00:14:28,301 have the guts to ask me. 286 00:14:28,303 --> 00:14:30,571 - Don't lie to my face. - I wasn't lying. 287 00:14:30,573 --> 00:14:32,138 No, you were just omitting the truth, 288 00:14:32,140 --> 00:14:35,141 which is exactly what you did about the Quill and Skull, 289 00:14:35,143 --> 00:14:36,860 and about getting accepted into Yale. 290 00:14:36,862 --> 00:14:38,075 I told you about Yale, 291 00:14:38,078 --> 00:14:40,105 I just had to figure out the best time to do so. 292 00:14:40,108 --> 00:14:42,538 Oh, and the best time to do so was right after we had sex? 293 00:14:42,541 --> 00:14:45,485 There isn't a handbook on how to tell your girlfriend 294 00:14:45,488 --> 00:14:47,180 that you got accepted to her dream school. 295 00:14:47,183 --> 00:14:50,156 Yeah, especially not when the only reason you got accepted to Yale 296 00:14:50,158 --> 00:14:52,081 is because of this stupid school. 297 00:14:53,495 --> 00:14:56,663 Oh, is that what you think? 298 00:14:56,665 --> 00:14:58,474 That I don't deserve to go to Yale? 299 00:15:09,846 --> 00:15:11,679 Thanks. 300 00:15:11,681 --> 00:15:14,399 Good news, fellas. I just got off the phone with the mayor's office, 301 00:15:14,401 --> 00:15:17,685 and we've been hired to repair the drainage system in the prison. 302 00:15:17,687 --> 00:15:20,188 Government job, real money. 303 00:15:20,190 --> 00:15:22,035 We can't do that, Mr. Keller. 304 00:15:22,038 --> 00:15:23,691 We can't do business with Hiram Lodge. 305 00:15:23,693 --> 00:15:26,528 That prison represents everything wrong and corrupt about this town. 306 00:15:26,530 --> 00:15:27,987 We'd be taking blood money from Hiram. 307 00:15:27,989 --> 00:15:29,414 My dad wouldn't do it. I won't either. 308 00:15:29,416 --> 00:15:32,426 Archie, we can't just do business with the people we like. 309 00:15:32,429 --> 00:15:34,336 Kid made his decision, Tom. 310 00:15:34,339 --> 00:15:36,371 Yeah, well, I think he's made the wrong decision. 311 00:15:36,373 --> 00:15:38,373 I don't know if he should be getting advice from you about it. 312 00:15:38,375 --> 00:15:39,591 Yeah, well, I'm family, 313 00:15:39,593 --> 00:15:41,259 so I got more to say in this than you do. 314 00:15:41,261 --> 00:15:43,545 Look, I've made up my mind, we'll figure out another way. 315 00:15:43,547 --> 00:15:45,505 And please, don't tell any of the other crew about this. 316 00:15:45,507 --> 00:15:47,099 The morale's low enough as it is. 317 00:15:47,101 --> 00:15:48,476 Let's keep it between us. 318 00:15:49,344 --> 00:15:50,684 Okay. 319 00:15:53,207 --> 00:15:55,874 Hey, Betty. Do you have a minute? 320 00:15:55,877 --> 00:15:58,225 I just heard from my mentor at Yale. 321 00:15:58,228 --> 00:16:00,687 Yeah. 322 00:16:00,689 --> 00:16:03,231 What was it? My grades? My essay? What? 323 00:16:03,233 --> 00:16:06,025 Just rip the band-aid off, Charles. 324 00:16:06,027 --> 00:16:09,046 It wasn't any of that. 325 00:16:09,048 --> 00:16:12,049 It was that they didn't want to accept the daughter of the Black Hood. 326 00:16:12,051 --> 00:16:14,909 They were afraid that if your father's identity got out, 327 00:16:14,911 --> 00:16:18,483 it would generate bad press, problems with other students. 328 00:16:18,486 --> 00:16:20,087 I'm sorry. 329 00:16:38,411 --> 00:16:40,577 What the hell is wrong with you, Bret? 330 00:16:40,579 --> 00:16:42,228 Why would you go and tell Betty that? 331 00:16:42,230 --> 00:16:43,278 How did you even know? 332 00:16:43,281 --> 00:16:45,071 DuPont mentioned something. 333 00:16:45,074 --> 00:16:47,108 I thought you were supposed to be watching my back, 334 00:16:47,110 --> 00:16:48,524 - not stabbing it. - Wait, look, 335 00:16:49,997 --> 00:16:51,946 I didn't do this to hurt you, Jones. 336 00:16:51,948 --> 00:16:54,833 I did it to get under Betty's skin before the Quiz Show finals. 337 00:16:54,835 --> 00:16:57,502 So you threw a live grenade into my relationship, 338 00:16:57,504 --> 00:16:59,671 so you could win a trivia contest? 339 00:16:59,673 --> 00:17:00,989 Of course. 340 00:17:00,991 --> 00:17:04,101 This is what it means to be a Quill and Skull. 341 00:17:04,103 --> 00:17:08,831 To win at any cost, always. 342 00:17:18,642 --> 00:17:22,602 You'll never be satisfied, will you, Dad? 343 00:17:22,604 --> 00:17:26,778 It wasn't enough that you had to ruin my past and my present, 344 00:17:29,015 --> 00:17:31,349 but you had to destroy my future too. 345 00:17:35,217 --> 00:17:38,727 Even rotting in the ground, you still find ways to torture me. 346 00:17:44,501 --> 00:17:46,348 Not anymore. 347 00:17:49,389 --> 00:17:50,795 I'm done. 348 00:17:54,511 --> 00:17:58,280 I hate you! 349 00:18:04,905 --> 00:18:07,739 Betty. Betty! Betty. 350 00:18:07,741 --> 00:18:10,858 Honey. It's okay, honey. It's okay. 351 00:18:10,860 --> 00:18:12,336 It's okay. 352 00:18:12,338 --> 00:18:14,011 I'm so sorry, honey. 353 00:18:14,014 --> 00:18:15,488 It's okay. 354 00:18:15,490 --> 00:18:17,306 Charles told me everything. 355 00:18:17,309 --> 00:18:18,634 I'm sorry. 356 00:18:26,876 --> 00:18:29,502 There he is, Big Red. Come join us. 357 00:18:29,504 --> 00:18:31,838 One second, Uncle Frank, I'm just grabbing a soda. 358 00:18:31,840 --> 00:18:33,715 Uh, where was I? Oh, right. 359 00:18:39,197 --> 00:18:41,038 - Hey. - Carlos, did you want a beer? 360 00:18:41,041 --> 00:18:42,366 I'm good. 361 00:18:42,375 --> 00:18:44,926 Um, listen, Archie, 362 00:18:44,929 --> 00:18:47,656 I heard we turned down a government contract. 363 00:18:47,659 --> 00:18:49,689 - Is that true? - Where did you hear that? 364 00:18:49,691 --> 00:18:52,450 From my buddies working the gig. 365 00:18:52,452 --> 00:18:55,120 Look, Carlos, that's not the kind of job we take. 366 00:18:55,122 --> 00:18:57,122 Well, some of the guys are pretty pissed about it. 367 00:18:57,124 --> 00:18:59,082 There's a lot of tension on the site. 368 00:18:59,084 --> 00:19:02,626 Something doesn't change soon, your crew's gonna quit. 369 00:19:02,629 --> 00:19:04,461 And some advice... 370 00:19:04,464 --> 00:19:07,415 You should spend a little more time with your boots on the ground. 371 00:19:07,417 --> 00:19:09,117 At the site, with us. 372 00:19:09,120 --> 00:19:10,609 Okay? 373 00:19:24,034 --> 00:19:25,909 Okay, okay. 374 00:19:27,278 --> 00:19:29,462 What is with the tickling? 375 00:19:30,656 --> 00:19:34,149 Have you ever videotaped yourself? 376 00:19:34,152 --> 00:19:37,337 - Once. It didn't go well. - No. 377 00:19:37,339 --> 00:19:39,412 Videotaped yourself getting tickled? 378 00:19:40,563 --> 00:19:43,373 Why does every date I go on have to get super weird? 379 00:19:43,376 --> 00:19:45,536 It's just tickling. No sex. 380 00:19:45,538 --> 00:19:47,872 You don't even have to take off your shirt. 381 00:19:48,958 --> 00:19:51,622 I direct you and another hot guy. 382 00:19:51,625 --> 00:19:52,853 It's fun. 383 00:19:54,187 --> 00:19:56,540 And it pays. 384 00:19:56,543 --> 00:19:58,826 - How much? - Five grand a video. 385 00:20:03,616 --> 00:20:05,004 Um... 386 00:20:06,876 --> 00:20:08,710 So it's with another guy, not you? 387 00:20:08,713 --> 00:20:10,621 I just work the camera. 388 00:20:10,623 --> 00:20:15,292 But I have someone who'd be really into you. 389 00:20:15,294 --> 00:20:16,801 A total beefcake. 390 00:20:18,038 --> 00:20:19,445 What do you say? 391 00:20:20,707 --> 00:20:25,043 - Sure. - Cool, I'll text my guy. 392 00:20:25,045 --> 00:20:26,470 He's waiting down at the bar. 393 00:20:33,979 --> 00:20:35,520 You didn't have to come. 394 00:20:37,483 --> 00:20:38,656 Yes, I did. 395 00:20:40,152 --> 00:20:43,058 Especially after what your mom told me downstairs. 396 00:20:46,066 --> 00:20:47,148 You okay? 397 00:20:49,017 --> 00:20:52,686 I mean, I fully spiraled in a cemetery. 398 00:20:52,689 --> 00:20:56,074 No, you had a human reaction 399 00:20:56,076 --> 00:20:58,860 to a situation that was totally out of your control. 400 00:20:58,862 --> 00:21:01,195 I'm sorry that I wasn't there for you when you needed me. 401 00:21:01,197 --> 00:21:04,341 I love you. I really hate when we fight. 402 00:21:04,343 --> 00:21:06,893 You deserve Yale, Jug. 403 00:21:06,896 --> 00:21:11,664 And I'm so happy for you. 404 00:21:11,666 --> 00:21:14,017 It's just hard for me to untangle 405 00:21:14,019 --> 00:21:17,219 that from how sad I am that I won't be going. 406 00:21:17,222 --> 00:21:19,881 It's not fair. 407 00:21:19,883 --> 00:21:21,368 But I've been thinking... 408 00:21:23,219 --> 00:21:24,695 Stonewall got me into Yale, 409 00:21:24,697 --> 00:21:28,490 but what if I could pay it forward, helping you win? 410 00:21:28,492 --> 00:21:30,659 - You mean the Quiz Show? - No, 411 00:21:31,686 --> 00:21:33,303 you've got that in the bag. 412 00:21:33,305 --> 00:21:36,581 I'm talking about the other, bigger game that we're playing. 413 00:22:13,102 --> 00:22:15,019 Cheryl, we're a hit. 414 00:22:15,021 --> 00:22:16,488 As is our maple concoction. 415 00:22:16,490 --> 00:22:18,415 But did you expect anything less? 416 00:22:18,417 --> 00:22:21,300 And we already have a long list of interested buyers. 417 00:22:21,303 --> 00:22:23,228 Let's keep those free shots flowing. 418 00:22:24,256 --> 00:22:26,039 Sheriff's department. 419 00:22:27,083 --> 00:22:28,574 What the hell is this? 420 00:22:28,576 --> 00:22:31,452 Haven't you been through enough of them to know? 421 00:22:31,454 --> 00:22:34,618 - It's a raid. - For some trumped up reason, no doubt. 422 00:22:34,621 --> 00:22:35,502 You may be mayor, 423 00:22:35,505 --> 00:22:37,958 but you can't just barge in here like you own the place. 424 00:22:37,961 --> 00:22:40,293 Well, this warrant says otherwise. 425 00:22:41,914 --> 00:22:43,413 It has been brought to my attention 426 00:22:43,416 --> 00:22:45,800 that there is alcohol being sold on the premises. 427 00:22:45,803 --> 00:22:47,880 False, we aren't selling anything. 428 00:22:53,934 --> 00:22:57,978 You don't think I know what game you girls are playing? 429 00:22:57,981 --> 00:23:00,314 Ladies, I'm the grand master. 430 00:23:00,316 --> 00:23:04,294 And when you play against me, you'll lose 431 00:23:04,296 --> 00:23:07,530 every single time. 432 00:23:46,079 --> 00:23:48,654 Are you sure he understands what kind of video we're making? 433 00:23:48,656 --> 00:23:50,489 That it's just tickling? 434 00:23:50,491 --> 00:23:51,633 Relax. 435 00:23:52,511 --> 00:23:54,535 Daryl's one of my top earners, 436 00:23:54,537 --> 00:23:57,705 and subscribers love it when opposites pair up. 437 00:23:57,707 --> 00:24:01,059 Trust me, I've done hundreds of these. 438 00:24:01,061 --> 00:24:05,379 Did you say hundreds? What kind of operation are you running? 439 00:24:05,381 --> 00:24:09,243 Play your cards right, stud, and you'll find out. 440 00:24:17,845 --> 00:24:20,427 Fear not, we have a new batch brewing at 441 00:24:20,430 --> 00:24:22,635 Thistlehouse even as we lick our wounds. 442 00:24:26,545 --> 00:24:28,569 And to what end? 443 00:24:28,571 --> 00:24:30,955 To become floor polish like that batch? 444 00:24:30,957 --> 00:24:33,574 And I know my father, he'll just keep raiding this place 445 00:24:33,576 --> 00:24:34,926 until we cry tio. 446 00:24:36,555 --> 00:24:40,640 Yes, he will raid this place. 447 00:24:40,642 --> 00:24:42,634 Why're you saying it like it's a good thing? 448 00:24:42,636 --> 00:24:45,478 Because I've just had one of my hellaciously simple, 449 00:24:45,479 --> 00:24:47,062 yet brilliant ideas. 450 00:24:47,065 --> 00:24:51,359 What if we keep this location open as a nightclub as a distraction? 451 00:24:51,361 --> 00:24:53,094 Get him to focus on La Bonne Nuit 452 00:24:53,096 --> 00:24:56,597 while we relocate our rum business elsewhere. 453 00:24:56,599 --> 00:24:58,983 Do you happen to have one of these magical realms 454 00:24:58,985 --> 00:25:00,601 tucked away in your back pocket? 455 00:25:00,603 --> 00:25:04,071 Back pocket? More like top floor. 456 00:25:15,835 --> 00:25:18,953 You're a natural, Kev. You have a great laugh. 457 00:25:18,955 --> 00:25:20,256 Terrific timber. 458 00:25:22,175 --> 00:25:23,411 Great. 459 00:25:25,961 --> 00:25:30,105 You can make a lot more if and when you build a following. 460 00:25:30,108 --> 00:25:32,149 Terry, this is a one-time thing. 461 00:25:33,136 --> 00:25:36,020 That's a shame. You could make some serious bank. 462 00:25:36,022 --> 00:25:37,743 All right, let me ask you. 463 00:25:38,808 --> 00:25:40,641 Would I always have to work with Daryl? 464 00:25:40,643 --> 00:25:44,437 Daryl's popular, but, no. Why? 465 00:25:44,439 --> 00:25:47,080 Did you have someone else in mind? 466 00:25:47,083 --> 00:25:49,367 Cheryl, what is this place? 467 00:25:49,369 --> 00:25:52,611 Mumsie's old brothel. The Maple Club. 468 00:25:52,613 --> 00:25:57,616 The most exclusive gentlemen's club in town, just sitting here. 469 00:25:57,618 --> 00:26:00,953 Okay, but is a former cathouse really on-brand 470 00:26:00,955 --> 00:26:03,622 for our female empowerment start-up? 471 00:26:03,624 --> 00:26:06,333 Mommy Dreadful was certainly was no ally to the cause, 472 00:26:06,335 --> 00:26:10,004 but that doesn't mean we can't use this place for our own purposes. 473 00:26:11,210 --> 00:26:13,340 Not only is its rent prepaid for the rest of the year, 474 00:26:13,342 --> 00:26:16,469 but it is and has everything we need. 475 00:26:16,471 --> 00:26:18,488 Private drinking club, check. 476 00:26:18,490 --> 00:26:21,065 Premium security system, check. 477 00:26:21,068 --> 00:26:23,291 List of Riverdale's richest rubes... 478 00:26:28,500 --> 00:26:29,861 Check. 479 00:26:33,704 --> 00:26:35,528 Look at all the names in here. 480 00:26:35,531 --> 00:26:37,531 Cheryl, do you realize what this is? 481 00:26:37,533 --> 00:26:39,033 Clients with the financial means 482 00:26:39,035 --> 00:26:40,475 to pay at the price point we require. 483 00:26:40,477 --> 00:26:42,369 Exactly. 484 00:26:42,371 --> 00:26:44,872 So, let's tap those scumbags like maple trees 485 00:26:44,874 --> 00:26:47,041 and start making some real money. 486 00:26:47,043 --> 00:26:50,428 As a valued long-term client, we wanted you to be the first to know 487 00:26:50,430 --> 00:26:52,671 that the Maple Club is reopening. 488 00:26:52,673 --> 00:26:54,673 No, we are no longer a bordello. 489 00:26:54,675 --> 00:26:57,051 Think of it more as a social club, 490 00:26:57,053 --> 00:26:59,386 offering exclusivity, discretion... 491 00:26:59,388 --> 00:27:01,680 ...and high-end, maple-centric liquor, 492 00:27:01,682 --> 00:27:04,725 a brand so rare it can only be purchased on the premises. 493 00:27:04,727 --> 00:27:05,768 Yes, I had a feeling 494 00:27:05,770 --> 00:27:07,111 that might be of interest to you. 495 00:27:07,113 --> 00:27:08,107 Of course... 496 00:27:08,110 --> 00:27:10,039 You'll be put at the top of the list. 497 00:27:12,377 --> 00:27:14,193 Between senior year 498 00:27:14,195 --> 00:27:17,404 and operating La Bonne Nuit as a cover, 499 00:27:17,406 --> 00:27:19,090 we're taking on quite the load. 500 00:27:20,910 --> 00:27:24,703 What we need is a full-time live-in manager. 501 00:27:24,706 --> 00:27:26,849 Someone who will be beholden to us. 502 00:27:27,947 --> 00:27:30,280 Who will live, eat, and sleep here 503 00:27:30,283 --> 00:27:32,158 to ensure things run smoothly. 504 00:27:35,308 --> 00:27:36,882 I have the perfect candidate. 505 00:27:36,884 --> 00:27:38,854 You've got to be kidding me. 506 00:27:40,012 --> 00:27:44,336 - Cheryl, she's a killer. - So was Betty's father. 507 00:27:44,339 --> 00:27:45,695 So was your father. 508 00:27:46,769 --> 00:27:47,983 True. 509 00:27:49,489 --> 00:27:52,490 Why have you come for me, nightmare child? 510 00:27:52,492 --> 00:27:55,442 To offer you a change of venue, Mumsie. 511 00:27:55,444 --> 00:28:00,114 And a way for you to work off your debt to society and to me. 512 00:28:00,116 --> 00:28:03,643 As long as you're willing to play by our tightly coiled rules. 513 00:28:07,967 --> 00:28:09,450 I knew it was gonna happen, 514 00:28:09,453 --> 00:28:11,750 I just didn't think it was gonna happen this quick. 515 00:28:11,752 --> 00:28:12,960 What's the problem, Mr. Keller? 516 00:28:12,962 --> 00:28:14,920 There's 200 bucks missing from petty cash. 517 00:28:14,922 --> 00:28:16,100 You know anything about that, Frank? 518 00:28:16,102 --> 00:28:18,918 Yeah, I borrowed it against my salary. 519 00:28:18,921 --> 00:28:20,096 You mean, you stole it. 520 00:28:20,099 --> 00:28:22,469 You can't steel something when your family name's on the shingle, Tom. 521 00:28:22,471 --> 00:28:24,138 Your brother put up that sign, Frank. 522 00:28:24,140 --> 00:28:25,782 It had nothing to do with you. 523 00:28:25,784 --> 00:28:27,854 Archie, I've done my best to help you, 524 00:28:27,857 --> 00:28:30,234 but if you're gonna stand beside a piece of garbage like this, 525 00:28:30,236 --> 00:28:31,687 we're finished. 526 00:28:31,689 --> 00:28:33,079 Uncle Frank. 527 00:28:33,825 --> 00:28:34,874 Mr. Keller. 528 00:28:49,123 --> 00:28:52,166 That's it. I'm done. I quit. 529 00:28:52,168 --> 00:28:53,804 Any of you who want to work a job 530 00:28:53,807 --> 00:28:56,889 where you actually get paid, you know where to find me. 531 00:29:07,183 --> 00:29:09,829 Just gonna keep giving me the silent treatment? 532 00:29:09,832 --> 00:29:11,644 I stuck my neck out for you, Frank. 533 00:29:11,646 --> 00:29:13,187 How the hell could you steal from the till? 534 00:29:13,189 --> 00:29:14,688 I didn't steal it. 535 00:29:14,690 --> 00:29:16,690 I borrowed it against my future salary. 536 00:29:16,692 --> 00:29:18,025 If you needed money, why didn't you just come to me? 537 00:29:18,027 --> 00:29:19,960 Because you're my nephew. 538 00:29:19,963 --> 00:29:21,820 I'm a 40-year-old man, Archie. 539 00:29:21,822 --> 00:29:23,322 I did eight years in the military, 540 00:29:23,324 --> 00:29:24,582 seven of that in combat. 541 00:29:24,584 --> 00:29:26,492 How the hell do you think it makes me feel 542 00:29:26,494 --> 00:29:28,733 to have to ask a teenager for a loan? 543 00:29:30,924 --> 00:29:32,498 What did you even need it for? 544 00:29:32,500 --> 00:29:35,042 I got a hot tip, a sure thing at the track. 545 00:29:35,045 --> 00:29:37,170 You're gambling with it? 546 00:29:39,098 --> 00:29:42,716 I was trying to earn enough to pay the guys their bonuses. 547 00:29:42,718 --> 00:29:46,084 But go ahead and think the worst, Archie, everybody else does. 548 00:29:51,444 --> 00:29:53,394 All right, we're on in five. 549 00:29:53,396 --> 00:29:54,690 One-two, one-two. 550 00:29:56,249 --> 00:29:57,940 Sound check, please. 551 00:29:57,942 --> 00:29:59,566 Cam one, over here, please. 552 00:30:06,718 --> 00:30:07,921 Betty. 553 00:30:08,577 --> 00:30:10,577 This is Mr. Brooks, 554 00:30:10,579 --> 00:30:12,933 the Yale recruiter I was telling you about. 555 00:30:13,966 --> 00:30:16,541 Recruiter? It's a pleasure to meet you, sir. 556 00:30:16,544 --> 00:30:18,043 The pleasure is mine. 557 00:30:18,045 --> 00:30:21,255 Forsythe was insistent I see you in action. 558 00:30:21,257 --> 00:30:25,309 - He's your biggest cheerleader. - And I'm his too. 559 00:30:25,311 --> 00:30:27,761 - Okay, break a leg out there. - Okay, thanks. 560 00:30:27,763 --> 00:30:29,051 Nice to meet you. 561 00:30:31,600 --> 00:30:32,891 - Betty. - Hi. 562 00:30:32,893 --> 00:30:34,986 - Jughead told me about the recruiter. - Mmm-hmm. 563 00:30:34,988 --> 00:30:36,821 If you win out there, you get another shot? 564 00:30:36,823 --> 00:30:39,106 Yup, as if I wasn't already stressed enough. 565 00:30:39,108 --> 00:30:41,567 Oh, honey, I'm sorry. I'm just really excited for you. 566 00:30:41,569 --> 00:30:43,878 I left you a present in the greenroom. 567 00:31:13,267 --> 00:31:15,910 Oh, my God, Mom. What did you do? 568 00:31:20,877 --> 00:31:24,753 Well, hello, everyone, and welcome to RIVW's Quiz Show. 569 00:31:24,755 --> 00:31:27,065 We have our returning champions, Stonewall Prep, 570 00:31:27,067 --> 00:31:30,426 facing first-time finalists Riverdale High. 571 00:31:30,428 --> 00:31:34,480 So, let's get quizzing. 572 00:31:34,482 --> 00:31:38,100 What country has the longest coastline in continental Europe? 573 00:31:38,102 --> 00:31:39,435 Norway. 574 00:31:39,437 --> 00:31:40,486 Correct. 575 00:31:40,488 --> 00:31:42,730 The miracle of Dunkirk. 576 00:31:42,732 --> 00:31:43,973 Correct. 577 00:31:43,975 --> 00:31:46,826 Aft, bow, port, starboard. 578 00:31:46,828 --> 00:31:48,158 Correct. 579 00:31:48,161 --> 00:31:50,445 If the limit never approaches anything, 580 00:31:50,448 --> 00:31:53,383 - the limit does not exist. - Correct. 581 00:31:53,385 --> 00:31:56,169 In his 1899 novella The Jungle Book, 582 00:31:56,171 --> 00:31:58,120 - what author... - Rudyard Kipling. 583 00:31:58,122 --> 00:31:59,121 Correct. 584 00:31:59,123 --> 00:32:00,183 Demand... 585 00:32:00,186 --> 00:32:01,290 Demand side economics. 586 00:32:01,292 --> 00:32:02,729 Why are we even here? 587 00:32:02,732 --> 00:32:05,937 It's like she knows the answers before the question are even asked. 588 00:32:05,940 --> 00:32:07,421 Burgundy, France. 589 00:32:07,423 --> 00:32:09,631 Oh, sorry, that's incorrect. 590 00:32:10,268 --> 00:32:11,684 - I'm sorry. - It's okay. 591 00:32:11,686 --> 00:32:12,977 To Stonewall. 592 00:32:12,979 --> 00:32:15,137 Cotes du Rhone. 593 00:32:15,139 --> 00:32:16,847 Oh, sorry, that's also incorrect. 594 00:32:16,849 --> 00:32:18,537 It's Bordeaux, jackhole. 595 00:32:18,540 --> 00:32:20,076 Actually, Bret, it's Alsace. 596 00:32:20,078 --> 00:32:22,311 The correct answer is Alsace. 597 00:32:22,313 --> 00:32:23,938 Well, with the thrilling back and forth, 598 00:32:23,940 --> 00:32:26,649 the score's still tied at 520. 599 00:32:28,286 --> 00:32:30,194 Well, that sound can only mean one thing, 600 00:32:30,196 --> 00:32:32,446 it is time for our final question. 601 00:32:32,449 --> 00:32:36,353 It's all your, B. Destroy that pleated khaki trash monster. 602 00:32:42,458 --> 00:32:43,821 For the win. 603 00:32:43,824 --> 00:32:46,010 In a manual transmission vehicle, 604 00:32:46,012 --> 00:32:50,124 what mechanical device connects two or more rotating shafts? 605 00:32:52,652 --> 00:32:54,036 Spark plug. 606 00:32:56,180 --> 00:32:57,565 That is incorrect. 607 00:33:01,477 --> 00:33:03,721 Riverdale, your chance to steal. 608 00:33:07,024 --> 00:33:08,331 The clutch. 609 00:33:09,669 --> 00:33:11,026 That is correct. 610 00:33:12,822 --> 00:33:16,012 Riverdale has won. Riverdale are the winners. 611 00:33:16,015 --> 00:33:17,227 Oh, my God! 612 00:33:17,879 --> 00:33:19,659 Well, there you have it, everyone. 613 00:33:19,662 --> 00:33:22,204 Another fantastic Quiz Show. Thanks for joining in. 614 00:33:22,206 --> 00:33:23,872 Say, "Victory." 615 00:33:23,874 --> 00:33:25,791 Victory. 616 00:33:25,793 --> 00:33:27,127 Okay, that's cute. 617 00:33:28,838 --> 00:33:32,381 I'll take genius girlfriends for 200, Alex. 618 00:33:32,383 --> 00:33:33,483 I don't know what's better, 619 00:33:33,485 --> 00:33:35,428 the win or the look on Bret's face. 620 00:33:35,431 --> 00:33:38,053 Well, you're gonna to solve every mystery in Connecticut, 621 00:33:38,055 --> 00:33:39,491 and we're going to eat a lot of pizza. 622 00:33:46,373 --> 00:33:48,731 It looks perfect there. 623 00:33:48,733 --> 00:33:51,362 And I'm so glad to see that you're not beating yourself up. 624 00:33:51,365 --> 00:33:52,901 You did what you had to do. 625 00:33:55,215 --> 00:33:57,239 Yeah, not in the way that you think, Mom. 626 00:33:57,241 --> 00:34:00,367 I didn't use the answers that you stole. 627 00:34:00,369 --> 00:34:02,795 I tore those up and threw them away. 628 00:34:02,797 --> 00:34:05,160 I wanted to beat Bret fair and square. 629 00:34:16,594 --> 00:34:19,053 - I take it the bet came in? - Yeah. 630 00:34:19,055 --> 00:34:20,813 Turned $200 into ten grand. 631 00:34:20,815 --> 00:34:22,909 It's enough to pay the bonuses. 632 00:34:22,912 --> 00:34:24,480 We good now? 633 00:34:26,628 --> 00:34:28,812 This is great, Uncle Frank. 634 00:34:30,273 --> 00:34:32,124 But, no, we're not good. 635 00:34:32,127 --> 00:34:33,400 When you took that money, 636 00:34:33,402 --> 00:34:35,357 it felt like you were stealing from my dad. 637 00:34:36,381 --> 00:34:38,906 I was just trying to help, Archie. 638 00:34:38,908 --> 00:34:41,617 It's not what you did. It's how you did it. 639 00:34:41,619 --> 00:34:43,577 Andrews Construction isn't just a business, 640 00:34:43,579 --> 00:34:45,120 it's my dad's legacy. 641 00:34:45,122 --> 00:34:47,506 We treat it with honor, with respect. 642 00:34:47,508 --> 00:34:49,054 This can't happen again. 643 00:34:51,179 --> 00:34:52,614 You sound just like him. 644 00:34:53,464 --> 00:34:55,020 And I understand. 645 00:35:02,690 --> 00:35:04,739 Betty! Betty! 646 00:35:18,989 --> 00:35:20,632 We did it, Mr. Honey. We won. 647 00:35:20,634 --> 00:35:22,658 You did, Ms. Cooper, 648 00:35:22,660 --> 00:35:26,395 and apparently how you did it is a grave problem. 649 00:35:27,452 --> 00:35:29,367 I don't understand. What do you... 650 00:35:31,269 --> 00:35:34,706 This was found in the trash inside your greenroom. 651 00:35:37,228 --> 00:35:39,466 My office, now! 652 00:35:56,785 --> 00:35:59,328 The school called. I tried convincing Mr. Honey 653 00:35:59,331 --> 00:36:00,789 that you had nothing to do with it. 654 00:36:00,791 --> 00:36:03,500 That this was my doing to try to give you an advantage. 655 00:36:03,502 --> 00:36:05,386 To balance the damage your father has done. 656 00:36:05,388 --> 00:36:06,732 I know, Mom. 657 00:36:09,508 --> 00:36:11,109 Why aren't you at work? 658 00:36:12,960 --> 00:36:15,585 Apparently, somebody told my station manager, 659 00:36:15,588 --> 00:36:18,332 and I have been put on leave without pay 660 00:36:18,334 --> 00:36:20,184 for who knows how long. 661 00:36:20,186 --> 00:36:22,513 I just don't understand, how could anyone find out? 662 00:36:22,516 --> 00:36:25,089 I mean, where's the evidence? I was so careful. 663 00:36:25,091 --> 00:36:26,256 Exhibit A. 664 00:36:26,258 --> 00:36:29,203 Someone must have dug through my trash, 665 00:36:29,206 --> 00:36:30,644 probably Bret. 666 00:36:30,647 --> 00:36:32,229 But you didn't even use these answers. 667 00:36:32,232 --> 00:36:34,431 Doesn't matter. No one believes me. 668 00:36:34,433 --> 00:36:36,433 I saw how hard you studied, Betty. 669 00:36:36,435 --> 00:36:38,310 You earned that trophy. 670 00:36:38,312 --> 00:36:40,488 Well, according to Mr. Honey, Riverdale's victory 671 00:36:40,490 --> 00:36:44,441 has been tainted by a cloud of scandal. 672 00:36:44,443 --> 00:36:48,081 So, it's been overturned. Stonewall Prep wins again. 673 00:36:48,084 --> 00:36:51,568 And I've been suspended, pending further investigation. 674 00:36:58,040 --> 00:37:00,040 Before I say what I'm about to say, Fangs, 675 00:37:00,042 --> 00:37:01,676 I wanna make one thing clear. 676 00:37:01,678 --> 00:37:04,679 This is not about me wanting to get back together. 677 00:37:04,681 --> 00:37:06,022 Understand? 678 00:37:06,024 --> 00:37:08,465 I've heard better opening lines. 679 00:37:08,467 --> 00:37:10,017 I have a proposal for you. 680 00:37:10,812 --> 00:37:13,470 It's good money, on-camera work. 681 00:37:13,472 --> 00:37:16,306 It's a little weird, but it'll be infinitely less weird 682 00:37:16,308 --> 00:37:17,548 if I do it with someone I know. 683 00:37:17,550 --> 00:37:19,681 On camera? 684 00:37:19,684 --> 00:37:21,142 What're you talking about, Kevin? 685 00:37:21,145 --> 00:37:26,106 Just... promise me you'll keep an open mind. Okay, stud? 686 00:37:30,131 --> 00:37:31,780 Thanks for meeting me, Mr. Keller. 687 00:37:31,782 --> 00:37:33,708 I wanted to make sure you got your bonus, 688 00:37:33,710 --> 00:37:35,951 and to apologize. 689 00:37:35,953 --> 00:37:39,380 I'm a grown man, Archie. I can take care of myself. 690 00:37:39,382 --> 00:37:41,741 Would you consider coming back to Andrews Construction? 691 00:37:42,435 --> 00:37:44,143 You know that I want to, 692 00:37:44,145 --> 00:37:45,826 but if Frank's going to be sticking around, 693 00:37:45,829 --> 00:37:47,596 I just don't think that's a good idea. 694 00:37:49,008 --> 00:37:50,671 What if I made you foreman? 695 00:37:51,486 --> 00:37:55,846 Archie, you're a good kid. You always have been. 696 00:37:55,848 --> 00:37:57,048 But you trust too much. 697 00:37:57,050 --> 00:37:58,932 I know who my Uncle Frank is, Mr. Keller. 698 00:37:58,934 --> 00:38:01,351 Sure, he's a mixed bag. 699 00:38:01,353 --> 00:38:03,271 But I can't turn my back on family. 700 00:38:04,148 --> 00:38:05,373 I understand that. 701 00:38:07,693 --> 00:38:11,153 Good luck to you. I just pray that Frank Andrews 702 00:38:11,155 --> 00:38:12,893 isn't the end of your dad's company. 703 00:38:13,866 --> 00:38:15,109 Thank you. 704 00:38:18,870 --> 00:38:22,681 One Maple Rum Punch and one Maplejito 705 00:38:22,684 --> 00:38:24,668 for Mr. Arklight and his guest. 706 00:38:26,813 --> 00:38:28,378 How's the front of house going? 707 00:38:28,380 --> 00:38:31,381 Busy. Word is spreading faster than a fire at Thornhill. 708 00:38:31,383 --> 00:38:34,218 Hmm. 709 00:38:34,220 --> 00:38:37,938 It's Pop Tate. Apparently La Bonne Nuit just got raided again. 710 00:38:37,940 --> 00:38:40,941 Heavens, whatever will your father find this time? 711 00:38:40,943 --> 00:38:43,541 Let me think, a club of sweaty dancing 712 00:38:43,544 --> 00:38:45,872 teenagers imbibing virgin coladas, 713 00:38:45,874 --> 00:38:50,901 fizzy juice drinks, and coffee-infused colas. 714 00:38:50,903 --> 00:38:54,126 To our two income streams being up and running. 715 00:38:54,129 --> 00:38:55,550 I'll drink to that. 716 00:38:55,553 --> 00:38:58,926 Is this mask absolutely necessary? 717 00:39:00,913 --> 00:39:02,746 It's mandatory, Mother. 718 00:39:02,748 --> 00:39:05,249 Unless you want someone to find out your identity, 719 00:39:05,251 --> 00:39:06,583 you'll keep that false face on 720 00:39:06,585 --> 00:39:08,418 and stay within the walls of the Maple Club. 721 00:39:08,420 --> 00:39:10,254 And if you get the itch to run... 722 00:39:10,256 --> 00:39:13,474 ...that ankle monitor and proximity sensor I put on you 723 00:39:13,476 --> 00:39:17,070 will start screeching like a cat in heat, Mrs. Blossom. 724 00:39:17,072 --> 00:39:18,764 Take this as a win. 725 00:39:18,767 --> 00:39:21,597 You're under house-arrest, minding our shop whilst we're in school. 726 00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:24,612 But at least you're not in that petri dish of a teen sex bunker. 727 00:39:28,941 --> 00:39:31,441 You're a pathological lunatic, you know that, Bret? 728 00:39:31,443 --> 00:39:32,731 I know what you did to Betty. 729 00:39:32,734 --> 00:39:33,811 Easy, Forsythe. 730 00:39:33,813 --> 00:39:35,404 From what I hear, she did it to herself. 731 00:39:35,406 --> 00:39:38,574 You consider yourself to be this elite man of honor, 732 00:39:38,576 --> 00:39:40,835 but you are nothing more than a joke and a coward. 733 00:39:40,837 --> 00:39:43,287 You know, when you say things like that, Forsythe, 734 00:39:43,289 --> 00:39:44,746 it really upsets me. 735 00:39:44,748 --> 00:39:48,083 Oh, I'm sorry. Have I besmirched your precious honor? 736 00:39:48,085 --> 00:39:49,844 - You're damn right, you have. - Good. 737 00:39:49,846 --> 00:39:52,296 Because as stated by the Quill and Skull charter, 738 00:39:52,298 --> 00:39:53,922 any dispute between two members 739 00:39:53,924 --> 00:39:55,775 can be solved according to the code 740 00:39:55,777 --> 00:39:57,860 of the society of the founding fathers. 741 00:39:58,696 --> 00:39:59,990 A duel. 742 00:40:00,720 --> 00:40:01,953 You can't be serious. 743 00:40:01,956 --> 00:40:04,807 Oh, I'm as serious as a shot to the heart. 744 00:40:06,979 --> 00:40:09,062 - Um... - Are you scared? 745 00:40:09,064 --> 00:40:13,626 No, amused at the thought of your ponytailed girlfriend 746 00:40:13,628 --> 00:40:16,738 - weeping over your dead body. - That's not gonna happen. 747 00:40:17,781 --> 00:40:20,550 So, sudden death? Yes or no? 748 00:40:21,762 --> 00:40:24,166 _ 749 00:40:26,373 --> 00:40:27,623 - Hey. - Hi. 750 00:40:27,625 --> 00:40:29,386 I got here as soon as I could. What's going on? 751 00:40:29,388 --> 00:40:32,553 I just don't think I can do this anymore, Arch. 752 00:40:32,555 --> 00:40:35,551 I keep waiting for Jug to come back, but he doesn't. 753 00:40:35,554 --> 00:40:38,281 And he won't. He won't ever come back. 754 00:40:40,311 --> 00:40:42,805 And I don't know how I'm supposed to keep going. 755 00:40:47,236 --> 00:40:50,145 Day by day, Betty, we'll get through this... 756 00:40:50,148 --> 00:40:51,418 together. 757 00:41:01,044 --> 00:41:04,457 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com --