1 00:00:00,594 --> 00:00:02,135 It was over, 2 00:00:02,137 --> 00:00:05,589 the evils of Stonewall Prep had been vanquished, 3 00:00:05,591 --> 00:00:09,693 and life in Riverdale more or less picked up where it had left off. 4 00:00:10,992 --> 00:00:15,545 But at its heart, Riverdale was and is, "A wicked little town". 5 00:00:17,031 --> 00:00:18,257 So no one was surprised 6 00:00:18,259 --> 00:00:20,448 when a third round of sinister video tapes 7 00:00:20,450 --> 00:00:22,311 was delivered to our doorsteps. 8 00:00:23,705 --> 00:00:28,433 ♪ You know the sun is in your eyes ♪ 9 00:00:32,380 --> 00:00:35,673 ♪ And hurricanes and rains ♪ 10 00:00:35,675 --> 00:00:39,194 ♪ And black and cloudy skies ♪ 11 00:00:40,772 --> 00:00:45,266 ♪ You're running up and down that hill ♪ 12 00:00:45,268 --> 00:00:49,478 ♪ You turn it on and off at will ♪ 13 00:00:49,480 --> 00:00:54,709 ♪ There's nothing here to thrill or bring you down ♪ 14 00:00:57,947 --> 00:01:02,408 ♪ And if you've got no other choice ♪ 15 00:01:02,410 --> 00:01:06,346 ♪ You know you can follow my voice ♪ 16 00:01:06,348 --> 00:01:12,435 ♪ Through the dark turns and noise of this wicked little town ♪ 17 00:01:15,048 --> 00:01:19,526 ♪ The fates are vicious and they're cruel ♪ 18 00:01:23,732 --> 00:01:29,953 ♪ You learn too late you've used two wishes like a fool ♪ 19 00:01:32,398 --> 00:01:36,609 ♪ The pious, hateful and devout ♪ 20 00:01:36,611 --> 00:01:40,797 ♪ You're turning tricks 'til you're turned out ♪ 21 00:01:40,799 --> 00:01:47,262 ♪ The wind so cold, it burns, you're burning out, blowing round ♪ 22 00:01:49,540 --> 00:01:53,751 ♪ And then you're someone you are not ♪ 23 00:01:53,753 --> 00:01:57,963 ♪ And Riverdale, it ain't the spot ♪ 24 00:01:57,965 --> 00:02:04,487 ♪ Remember Mrs. Lot and when she turned around ♪ 25 00:02:06,575 --> 00:02:10,893 ♪ And if you've got no other choice ♪ 26 00:02:10,895 --> 00:02:15,147 ♪ You know you can follow my voice ♪ 27 00:02:15,149 --> 00:02:21,004 ♪ Through the dark turns and noise of this wicked little town ♪ 28 00:02:24,659 --> 00:02:27,410 No one slept much that night, 29 00:02:27,412 --> 00:02:29,304 as they waited for a new day to dawn. 30 00:02:34,324 --> 00:02:35,930 Daddy. 31 00:02:35,932 --> 00:02:37,630 You've a doctor's appointment, don't you? 32 00:02:37,632 --> 00:02:40,341 Which I'll go to, as soon as I finish my coffee. 33 00:02:52,893 --> 00:02:54,482 Little help. 34 00:02:54,484 --> 00:02:55,709 Little help. 35 00:03:02,163 --> 00:03:04,029 - Holy crap, Mr. Lodge. - Thanks, Archie. 36 00:03:04,031 --> 00:03:06,633 Maybe you should ease up. 37 00:03:07,605 --> 00:03:09,085 You know, considering your condition. 38 00:03:10,936 --> 00:03:12,016 The hell you talking about? 39 00:03:13,666 --> 00:03:17,752 Veronica told me, that you're... sick. 40 00:03:17,754 --> 00:03:21,088 Well, clearly my daughter's confused 'cause I'm perfectly healthy. 41 00:03:21,090 --> 00:03:23,257 But if she's concerned for some unfounded reason, 42 00:03:23,259 --> 00:03:27,720 then you'll agree that she doesn't need to know about this. 43 00:03:27,722 --> 00:03:30,973 - Mr. Lodge, look if you need help... - What I need is privacy. 44 00:03:30,975 --> 00:03:34,149 This is not your business, nor hers, frankly. 45 00:03:34,151 --> 00:03:35,752 Do we understand each other, Archie? 46 00:03:37,564 --> 00:03:38,664 Yes, sir, we do. 47 00:03:41,110 --> 00:03:42,894 Take the plate off. 48 00:03:42,896 --> 00:03:45,696 So, I talked to all your teachers and we figured out a way 49 00:03:45,698 --> 00:03:48,998 for you to catch up on all of your classes. 50 00:03:49,000 --> 00:03:52,316 Phew! That's not daunting at all. 51 00:03:52,318 --> 00:03:55,184 - There's an index. - Mmm-hmm, and it's color coded. 52 00:03:55,186 --> 00:03:57,150 Red is for American history. 53 00:03:57,152 --> 00:03:59,978 You missed the mid-term, so you can catch up by writing an essay 54 00:03:59,980 --> 00:04:02,630 on either the Trail of Tears or the Salem witch trials. 55 00:04:02,632 --> 00:04:04,390 - Salem witch trails, definitely. - Mmm-hmm. 56 00:04:04,392 --> 00:04:06,634 Blue, English. You can choose amongst, 57 00:04:06,636 --> 00:04:08,928 Steinbeck's The Pearl, Hemingway's The Old Man and the Sea, 58 00:04:08,930 --> 00:04:12,264 and London's The Call of the Wild, for your book report. 59 00:04:12,266 --> 00:04:14,381 What, you've already read all three of them. 60 00:04:14,383 --> 00:04:17,491 No, I know, it's just, writing a book report, 61 00:04:17,493 --> 00:04:19,688 now I know, how Sisyphus must have felt. 62 00:04:19,690 --> 00:04:22,525 Given how far behind I am on literally every topic, 63 00:04:22,527 --> 00:04:24,711 is it even worth trying to catch up at this point? 64 00:04:25,571 --> 00:04:28,173 Look. I know this is a lot. 65 00:04:28,175 --> 00:04:31,617 It's a lot of work, but it's only for a couple of months. 66 00:04:31,619 --> 00:04:34,137 Just to make sure that you graduate. With me. 67 00:04:35,456 --> 00:04:36,931 What is more important than that? 68 00:04:41,003 --> 00:04:43,930 Jughead. What a surprise. What do you need? 69 00:04:43,932 --> 00:04:46,131 Something to stimulate my brain as I plow through 70 00:04:46,133 --> 00:04:49,134 this pile of work that Betty's lined up for me. 71 00:04:49,136 --> 00:04:51,815 I was thinking in between writing these mind-numbing essays 72 00:04:51,817 --> 00:04:53,777 I could help you review the latest round of videotapes 73 00:04:53,779 --> 00:04:56,392 from our mysterious voyeur. 74 00:04:56,394 --> 00:04:58,978 Absolutely, I could use some help scrubbing through the footage. 75 00:04:58,980 --> 00:05:01,522 The voyeur's stepping up his or her game. 76 00:05:01,524 --> 00:05:02,916 Coming to more and more houses. 77 00:05:04,678 --> 00:05:06,386 I don't ever want to see what would happen 78 00:05:06,388 --> 00:05:07,982 if he found his way inside a house. 79 00:05:10,057 --> 00:05:12,834 Thank you. Oh. Uh... 80 00:05:12,836 --> 00:05:17,472 One more thing, if you could keep my moon-lighting on the DL. 81 00:05:18,259 --> 00:05:19,259 You mean from Betty? 82 00:05:21,053 --> 00:05:23,328 How about this? I won't bring it up to her, 83 00:05:23,330 --> 00:05:24,763 unless she asks me directly. 84 00:05:25,573 --> 00:05:26,631 Thank you. 85 00:05:30,011 --> 00:05:31,664 Here you go, Principal Honey, 86 00:05:31,666 --> 00:05:34,638 another list of sign-ups for the variety show. 87 00:05:34,640 --> 00:05:38,150 Mmm. Well, I've reviewed the acts submitted so far. 88 00:05:38,152 --> 00:05:40,119 They mostly seem fine. 89 00:05:40,121 --> 00:05:42,897 With one exception. Yours. 90 00:05:42,899 --> 00:05:44,982 I'm sorry, but you won't be allowed to do a number 91 00:05:44,984 --> 00:05:48,861 from Hedwig and the Angry Inch. That show is... 92 00:05:48,863 --> 00:05:51,163 It's not appropriate for students and families. 93 00:05:51,165 --> 00:05:52,621 It was on Broadway. 94 00:05:52,623 --> 00:05:55,284 - There's a movie version of it. - An R-rated movie version. 95 00:05:55,286 --> 00:05:58,913 Look, why don't you do a number from a classical musical 96 00:05:58,915 --> 00:06:00,974 like Oklahoma! or Carousel. 97 00:06:00,976 --> 00:06:03,959 Instead of some niche-downtown cabaret show 98 00:06:03,961 --> 00:06:06,604 that would be more appropriate for pre-Nazi Berlin. 99 00:06:06,606 --> 00:06:08,147 Hedwig is not a niche show. 100 00:06:09,467 --> 00:06:12,468 It celebrates identities, genders, 101 00:06:12,470 --> 00:06:16,680 expressions of all kinds and it speaks to my entire generation. 102 00:06:16,682 --> 00:06:20,860 We are relentlessly slammed with crisis after crisis. 103 00:06:20,862 --> 00:06:23,771 And we take it, and we're numb. Yes. 104 00:06:23,773 --> 00:06:26,708 But also screaming on the inside. 105 00:06:27,577 --> 00:06:30,837 Please just... Just listen to us. 106 00:06:31,884 --> 00:06:34,140 We're people, not numbers. 107 00:06:34,142 --> 00:06:35,618 We're Generation Z. 108 00:06:39,664 --> 00:06:43,391 ♪ All our feelings and thoughts ♪ 109 00:06:43,393 --> 00:06:46,961 ♪ Expressed in ones and in oughts ♪ 110 00:06:46,963 --> 00:06:50,648 ♪ In endless spiraling chains ♪ 111 00:06:50,650 --> 00:06:52,725 ♪ You can't decode or explain ♪ 112 00:06:52,727 --> 00:06:54,635 ♪ 'Cause you are so analog ♪ 113 00:06:54,637 --> 00:06:56,720 ♪ God dog I eye I God dog ♪ 114 00:06:56,722 --> 00:06:59,699 ♪ We're the random number ♪ 115 00:07:00,452 --> 00:07:04,061 ♪ Generation we are ♪ 116 00:07:04,063 --> 00:07:08,908 ♪ Random number generated we are ♪ 117 00:07:08,910 --> 00:07:11,978 ♪ Random numbers ♪ 118 00:07:15,717 --> 00:07:18,843 ♪ In the regime of the solid state ♪ 119 00:07:19,921 --> 00:07:22,680 ♪ Wheels spin as you iterate ♪ 120 00:07:23,800 --> 00:07:26,184 ♪ K is X squared minus one ♪ 121 00:07:27,628 --> 00:07:29,545 ♪ But .54321 ♪ 122 00:07:29,547 --> 00:07:31,296 ♪ When X is taken times two ♪ 123 00:07:31,298 --> 00:07:33,432 ♪ That's when we're coming for you ♪ 124 00:07:33,434 --> 00:07:36,235 ♪ We're the random number ♪ 125 00:07:37,313 --> 00:07:40,940 ♪ Generation we are ♪ 126 00:07:40,942 --> 00:07:45,894 ♪ Random number generated we are ♪ 127 00:07:45,896 --> 00:07:47,997 ♪ Hey here we are ♪ 128 00:07:49,108 --> 00:07:52,901 ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la ♪ 129 00:07:52,903 --> 00:07:57,131 ♪ La, la, la, la, la, la ♪ 130 00:07:58,183 --> 00:08:01,059 ♪ We're the random number ♪ 131 00:08:01,954 --> 00:08:05,664 ♪ Generation we are ♪ 132 00:08:05,666 --> 00:08:10,502 ♪ Random number generated we are ♪ 133 00:08:10,504 --> 00:08:13,088 ♪ Random number ♪ 134 00:08:20,865 --> 00:08:22,095 You see the music of Hedwig 135 00:08:22,097 --> 00:08:24,016 - is the perfect fit for... - Mr. Keller, 136 00:08:24,018 --> 00:08:26,060 you can either pick a different song, 137 00:08:26,062 --> 00:08:28,310 or recuse yourself from the variety show 138 00:08:28,312 --> 00:08:31,905 and all your attendant duties. Effective immediately. 139 00:09:05,215 --> 00:09:07,237 _ 140 00:09:07,239 --> 00:09:12,239 - Synced and corrected by Firefly - - www.addic7ed.com - 141 00:09:22,625 --> 00:09:24,184 Damn it. 142 00:10:06,335 --> 00:10:08,878 Late breaking news, I am now singing 143 00:10:08,880 --> 00:10:12,190 Oh, What a Beautiful Morning, from Oklahoma! for the variety show. 144 00:10:13,177 --> 00:10:14,444 What happened to Hedwig? 145 00:10:15,303 --> 00:10:17,442 Honey nixed it. 146 00:10:17,444 --> 00:10:19,336 Said it was too controversial. 147 00:10:19,338 --> 00:10:24,032 Kevin, if you wanna do Hedwig, you should do Hedwig. 148 00:10:24,034 --> 00:10:27,369 He'd yank me off stage before the first note. 149 00:10:27,371 --> 00:10:30,180 Hell, I don't even think you should wait for the variety show. 150 00:10:32,498 --> 00:10:34,313 I think you should go rogue. 151 00:10:34,315 --> 00:10:35,581 Go rogue, in what way? 152 00:10:42,925 --> 00:10:44,403 Okay. 153 00:10:44,405 --> 00:10:45,929 So, you know I support you. 154 00:10:45,931 --> 00:10:49,158 And, I think you're an amazing writer, Jug, 155 00:10:49,160 --> 00:10:51,118 but this feels a little... 156 00:10:52,646 --> 00:10:54,562 phoned in. I mean there's typos 157 00:10:54,564 --> 00:10:58,858 and incomplete sentences and I'm not even sure what the thesis is. 158 00:11:03,615 --> 00:11:05,615 Yeah. Okay. 159 00:11:05,617 --> 00:11:07,735 Maybe, I'll go offline. 160 00:11:07,737 --> 00:11:10,837 Hole myself up in the bunker after school and really focus on it. 161 00:11:10,839 --> 00:11:12,598 Play Thomas Pynchon for a while. 162 00:11:16,920 --> 00:11:19,546 Oh, he comes bearing gifts. 163 00:11:19,548 --> 00:11:20,989 And some news. 164 00:11:20,991 --> 00:11:24,009 I know this seems a little last minute, but, uh... 165 00:11:24,011 --> 00:11:26,219 I signed us up for the variety show. 166 00:11:26,221 --> 00:11:29,474 - To perform as a band. - Well, obviously, I'm completely in. 167 00:11:29,476 --> 00:11:31,975 You know I support you kids in your rock-and-roll, 168 00:11:31,977 --> 00:11:34,322 but I really have to finish these essays, 169 00:11:34,324 --> 00:11:36,916 or else my girlfriend over there is gonna lock me in the stocks. 170 00:11:37,959 --> 00:11:41,118 It's true, Jug has a lot of work to do. 171 00:11:41,120 --> 00:11:44,904 But I think, you can take a little time out, for this. 172 00:11:44,906 --> 00:11:46,865 I mean, look, it's senior year, 173 00:11:46,867 --> 00:11:49,242 we promised we were gonna start taking advantage of that. 174 00:11:49,244 --> 00:11:50,785 Agreed. 175 00:11:50,787 --> 00:11:52,972 - Does this band have a name? - Mmm. 176 00:11:57,469 --> 00:11:59,311 Uh, it's The Archies. 177 00:12:00,672 --> 00:12:03,015 What, was the Me-Me-Me's taken? 178 00:12:03,017 --> 00:12:06,551 - We can change the name. - No. The Archies. 179 00:12:06,553 --> 00:12:09,213 - I like it. - What's up, Riverdale? 180 00:12:09,215 --> 00:12:11,598 Are you trying to tear me down? 181 00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:13,341 That's, wait. That's not... 182 00:12:13,343 --> 00:12:16,620 Well, sorry, I'm the new Berlin Wall, baby. 183 00:12:16,622 --> 00:12:19,147 Now, get your asses to the music room. 184 00:12:26,623 --> 00:12:29,866 ♪ I was born on the other side ♪ 185 00:12:29,868 --> 00:12:31,885 ♪ Of a town ripped in two ♪ 186 00:12:32,996 --> 00:12:36,623 ♪ I made it over the great divide ♪ 187 00:12:36,625 --> 00:12:38,441 ♪ Now I'm coming for you ♪ 188 00:12:39,511 --> 00:12:42,104 ♪ Enemies and adversaries ♪ 189 00:12:43,048 --> 00:12:45,024 ♪ They try and tear me down ♪ 190 00:12:46,218 --> 00:12:48,902 ♪ You want me baby I dare you ♪ 191 00:12:49,688 --> 00:12:51,405 ♪ Try and tear me down ♪ 192 00:13:00,065 --> 00:13:02,916 ♪ There ain't much of a difference ♪ 193 00:13:02,918 --> 00:13:04,877 ♪ Between a bridge and a wall ♪ 194 00:13:06,172 --> 00:13:09,072 ♪ Without me right in the middle, babe ♪ 195 00:13:09,074 --> 00:13:12,125 ♪ Whoa, you would be nothing at all ♪ 196 00:13:12,127 --> 00:13:15,304 ♪ Enemies and adversaries ♪ 197 00:13:16,456 --> 00:13:18,724 ♪ They try to tear me down ♪ 198 00:13:19,751 --> 00:13:22,019 ♪ You want me, baby I dare you ♪ 199 00:13:22,963 --> 00:13:26,089 ♪ Try and tear me down ♪ 200 00:13:26,091 --> 00:13:29,592 ♪ From East Berlin to Junction City ♪ 201 00:13:29,594 --> 00:13:32,762 Hello, Mr. Honey. Hello, Riverdale. 202 00:13:32,764 --> 00:13:35,199 You wanna try and tear me down? 203 00:13:35,201 --> 00:13:38,285 You're done, Mr. Keller, you're off the variety show. 204 00:13:41,332 --> 00:13:44,440 ♪ Come on and tear ♪ 205 00:13:44,442 --> 00:13:48,286 ♪ Come on and tear me ♪ 206 00:13:48,288 --> 00:13:50,446 ♪ Down ♪ 207 00:13:56,621 --> 00:13:58,722 I said, "you're done". You hear me? 208 00:13:58,724 --> 00:14:00,432 You're done! 209 00:14:02,432 --> 00:14:04,599 Okay, I'm gonna try it. 210 00:14:04,601 --> 00:14:06,142 - Whoa. - Okay. 211 00:14:06,144 --> 00:14:09,437 - Can we please order pizza from Little Cicero's? - Ugh! 212 00:14:09,439 --> 00:14:12,750 Guys, it is not a sleepover without greasy pizza, right, Kev? 213 00:14:16,292 --> 00:14:17,559 Kev? 214 00:14:19,221 --> 00:14:20,878 Sorry, it's just... 215 00:14:20,880 --> 00:14:22,813 Working on the variety show made me feel like, 216 00:14:22,815 --> 00:14:25,600 I was reconnecting with the old, pre-farm Kevin. 217 00:14:25,602 --> 00:14:27,359 Mr. Honey didn't just take that away, 218 00:14:27,361 --> 00:14:29,070 he made me feel like I was nothing. 219 00:14:29,072 --> 00:14:30,155 Like I didn't matter. 220 00:14:34,686 --> 00:14:36,745 You know something that makes me feel better? 221 00:14:38,281 --> 00:14:39,748 ♪ On nights ♪ 222 00:14:41,734 --> 00:14:43,585 ♪ Like this ♪ 223 00:14:45,572 --> 00:14:51,885 ♪ When the world's a bit amiss ♪ 224 00:14:53,496 --> 00:14:56,581 ♪ And the lights go down ♪ 225 00:14:56,583 --> 00:15:01,144 ♪ Across the trailer park ♪ 226 00:15:03,306 --> 00:15:06,024 ♪ I put on some make-up ♪ 227 00:15:07,343 --> 00:15:10,195 ♪ Turn on the tape deck ♪ 228 00:15:11,439 --> 00:15:15,725 ♪ And put the wig back on my head ♪ 229 00:15:15,727 --> 00:15:16,743 Oh. 230 00:15:19,022 --> 00:15:25,192 ♪ Suddenly I'm Miss Midwest midnight checkout queen ♪ 231 00:15:25,194 --> 00:15:27,170 ♪ Until I head home ♪ 232 00:15:27,172 --> 00:15:29,906 ♪ And I put myself to bed ♪ 233 00:15:29,908 --> 00:15:31,873 I hear what you're saying, Betty, 234 00:15:31,875 --> 00:15:34,601 but I'm not sure even a makeover montage will help. 235 00:15:36,765 --> 00:15:39,766 ♪ I look back on where I'm from ♪ 236 00:15:40,727 --> 00:15:44,679 ♪ Look at the woman I've become ♪ 237 00:15:44,681 --> 00:15:47,548 ♪ And the strangest thing's ♪ 238 00:15:47,550 --> 00:15:50,676 ♪ Suddenly routine ♪ 239 00:15:50,678 --> 00:15:54,597 ♪ I look up from my Vermouth on the rocks ♪ 240 00:15:54,599 --> 00:15:57,993 ♪ The gift wrapped wig still in the box ♪ 241 00:15:58,895 --> 00:16:01,479 ♪ Of towering velveteen ♪ 242 00:16:01,481 --> 00:16:03,498 ♪ I put on some make-up ♪ 243 00:16:04,901 --> 00:16:07,085 ♪ Some LaVern Baker ♪ 244 00:16:08,204 --> 00:16:11,882 ♪ And pull the wig down from the shelf ♪ 245 00:16:14,243 --> 00:16:20,390 ♪ Suddenly I'm Miss Beehive 1963 ♪ 246 00:16:20,392 --> 00:16:22,425 ♪ Until I wake up ♪ 247 00:16:22,427 --> 00:16:25,061 ♪ And I turn back to myself ♪ 248 00:16:31,928 --> 00:16:35,721 ♪ Some girls they have natural ease ♪ 249 00:16:35,723 --> 00:16:39,326 ♪ They wear it any way they please ♪ 250 00:16:39,328 --> 00:16:43,997 ♪ With their French flip curls and perfumed magazines ♪ 251 00:16:45,566 --> 00:16:49,276 ♪ Wear it up, let it down ♪ 252 00:16:49,278 --> 00:16:53,114 ♪ This is the best way that I've found ♪ 253 00:16:53,116 --> 00:16:56,292 ♪ To be the best you've ever seen ♪ 254 00:16:56,294 --> 00:16:58,219 ♪ I put on some make-up ♪ 255 00:16:59,831 --> 00:17:02,832 ♪ Turn on the eight-track ♪ 256 00:17:02,834 --> 00:17:06,603 ♪ I'm pulling the wig down from the shelf ♪ 257 00:17:09,900 --> 00:17:15,278 ♪ Suddenly I'm Miss Farrah Fawcett from TV ♪ 258 00:17:15,280 --> 00:17:17,388 ♪ Until I wake up ♪ 259 00:17:17,390 --> 00:17:20,033 ♪ And I turn back to myself ♪ 260 00:17:22,145 --> 00:17:25,146 ♪ Shag, bi-level Bob Dorothy Hamill do ♪ 261 00:17:25,148 --> 00:17:27,898 ♪ Sausage curl, chicken wings it's all because of you ♪ 262 00:17:27,900 --> 00:17:31,711 ♪ It's all because of you it's all because of you ♪ 263 00:17:36,960 --> 00:17:38,718 Oh, my... 264 00:17:40,371 --> 00:17:42,013 - Hey, Kev? - Yeah. 265 00:17:43,967 --> 00:17:46,667 What if for the variety show, 266 00:17:46,669 --> 00:17:49,670 we all performed songs from Hedwig. 267 00:17:49,672 --> 00:17:52,732 Yeah. As a sign of solidarity. 268 00:17:52,734 --> 00:17:54,875 And as President of the Student Body 269 00:17:54,877 --> 00:17:56,936 and Riverdale High's LGBTQIA Alliance, 270 00:17:56,938 --> 00:17:58,427 I promise you, 271 00:17:58,429 --> 00:18:00,764 I will sit down with Principal Humbug and make this right. 272 00:18:16,365 --> 00:18:19,700 On behalf of Kevin Keller and the entire Student Body 273 00:18:19,702 --> 00:18:21,261 we urge you to hear our plea. 274 00:18:22,371 --> 00:18:24,955 Hedwig is not some fringe, down-beat musical. 275 00:18:24,957 --> 00:18:28,342 It's fun. It's an old-fashioned, red-blooded, 276 00:18:28,344 --> 00:18:31,248 American musical comedy with something for everyone. 277 00:18:31,250 --> 00:18:34,059 Including those of us, who are more... straight-laced. 278 00:18:34,961 --> 00:18:36,394 Allow us to demonstrate. 279 00:18:44,619 --> 00:18:46,894 ♪ I've got a sweet tooth ♪ 280 00:18:46,896 --> 00:18:49,247 ♪ For licorice drops and jelly roll ♪ 281 00:18:52,860 --> 00:18:54,452 ♪ Hey, sugar daddy ♪ 282 00:18:54,454 --> 00:18:57,839 ♪ Cheryl needs some sugar in her bowl ♪ 283 00:19:00,868 --> 00:19:03,452 ♪ I'll lay out fine china on the linen 284 00:19:03,454 --> 00:19:04,846 ♪ Polish up the chrome ♪ 285 00:19:04,848 --> 00:19:07,498 ♪ If you've got some sugar for me ♪ 286 00:19:07,500 --> 00:19:09,726 ♪ Sugar daddy bring it home ♪ 287 00:19:13,464 --> 00:19:15,065 ♪ Black strap molasses ♪ 288 00:19:15,067 --> 00:19:17,800 ♪ You're my cherry blossom honey bear ♪ 289 00:19:17,802 --> 00:19:21,395 ♪ Sugar daddy, sugar daddy ♪ 290 00:19:21,397 --> 00:19:23,889 ♪ Bring me Versace blue jeans ♪ 291 00:19:23,891 --> 00:19:25,975 ♪ Black designer underwear ♪ 292 00:19:25,977 --> 00:19:29,070 ♪ Sugar daddy, sugar daddy ♪ 293 00:19:29,072 --> 00:19:33,658 ♪ We'll dress up like the disco-dancing jet set In Milan and Rome ♪ 294 00:19:33,660 --> 00:19:36,077 ♪ If you got some sugar for me ♪ 295 00:19:36,079 --> 00:19:38,546 ♪ Sugar daddy, bring it home ♪ 296 00:19:38,548 --> 00:19:40,173 That's enough, Ms. Blossom. 297 00:19:41,492 --> 00:19:45,128 ♪ Oh, the thrill of control ♪ 298 00:19:45,130 --> 00:19:49,423 ♪ Like the Blitzkrieg on the roll ♪ 299 00:19:49,425 --> 00:19:53,711 ♪ It's the sweetest taste I've known, oh yeah ♪ 300 00:19:53,713 --> 00:19:58,174 ♪ So if you've got some sugar bring it home, oh yeah ♪ 301 00:19:58,176 --> 00:20:02,946 ♪ Come on, sugar daddy bring it home ♪ 302 00:20:15,318 --> 00:20:16,901 What? No applause? 303 00:20:16,903 --> 00:20:18,211 You just proved my point. 304 00:20:19,322 --> 00:20:21,447 Did you listen to the lyrics you just sang? 305 00:20:21,449 --> 00:20:25,242 Hedwig and The Angry Inch is highly sexualized. 306 00:20:25,244 --> 00:20:27,729 How queer-phobic of you. 307 00:20:27,731 --> 00:20:30,902 And if every student of Riverdale High changed their variety show act 308 00:20:30,904 --> 00:20:33,626 to a number from Hedwig, what would you do then? 309 00:20:33,628 --> 00:20:35,436 Hmm. Well, Ms. Topaz, 310 00:20:36,398 --> 00:20:39,048 I would make the following announcement, 311 00:20:39,050 --> 00:20:42,720 "Any student who performs a song from Hedwig 312 00:20:42,722 --> 00:20:44,552 will be barred from Senior Prom". 313 00:20:48,226 --> 00:20:49,226 Now... 314 00:20:51,121 --> 00:20:52,954 As you like to say, Ms. Blossom... 315 00:20:54,106 --> 00:20:55,106 Toodles. 316 00:21:25,345 --> 00:21:27,068 _ 317 00:21:27,070 --> 00:21:28,786 So what happened exactly? 318 00:21:29,956 --> 00:21:33,029 Daddy is downplaying it. 319 00:21:33,031 --> 00:21:36,198 He says he missed a step and stumbled. 320 00:21:36,200 --> 00:21:39,309 But, it's still scary and confusing. 321 00:21:39,311 --> 00:21:42,060 He's been going to the doctor, he just told us. 322 00:21:42,062 --> 00:21:43,161 He was getting better. 323 00:21:46,358 --> 00:21:47,958 Ronnie, I don't want you to worry. 324 00:21:49,745 --> 00:21:52,546 But your dad's been working out at the gym. 325 00:21:55,283 --> 00:21:56,491 Okay. 326 00:21:56,493 --> 00:21:59,035 He was bench pressing and the bar slipped. 327 00:21:59,037 --> 00:22:01,013 Luckily, I was there to catch it, but... 328 00:22:02,916 --> 00:22:05,684 I don't think, he's been going to the doctor as regularly as he says. 329 00:22:07,980 --> 00:22:09,629 And, 330 00:22:09,631 --> 00:22:12,724 you haven't told me this before, why? 331 00:22:12,726 --> 00:22:14,266 Well, he said it was nothing, 332 00:22:14,268 --> 00:22:15,843 and when Iron Lodge asks you to shut your mouth 333 00:22:15,845 --> 00:22:18,119 and mind your own business, you mind your own business. 334 00:22:18,121 --> 00:22:21,891 No, no, you drag him to the car, 335 00:22:21,893 --> 00:22:24,852 and you drive him to the doctor yourself. 336 00:22:24,854 --> 00:22:28,439 - That wasn't an option, Ronnie. - So, you do nothing instead? 337 00:22:28,441 --> 00:22:31,359 This is my life, Archie, my father's life. 338 00:22:31,361 --> 00:22:33,253 How could you be so short-sighted? 339 00:22:42,205 --> 00:22:44,038 Jughead! 340 00:22:44,040 --> 00:22:47,293 I came to surprise you, with a study break. 341 00:22:47,295 --> 00:22:50,354 Tell me, this is not what it looks like. 342 00:22:50,356 --> 00:22:52,748 - It's not. - Oh, so you're not lying to me, 343 00:22:52,750 --> 00:22:54,173 about doing your homework. 344 00:22:54,175 --> 00:22:57,602 While you try to crack some new unsolvable mystery. 345 00:22:57,604 --> 00:23:01,264 - I'm doing both. - I went to the mat for you. 346 00:23:01,266 --> 00:23:03,554 With Mr. Honey and with all of your teachers. 347 00:23:03,556 --> 00:23:04,793 I didn't ask you to do that. 348 00:23:04,795 --> 00:23:07,270 I'm trying to make sure that you graduate, Jug. 349 00:23:07,272 --> 00:23:10,657 I'm trying to make sure that we stay together, that we have a future. 350 00:23:10,659 --> 00:23:13,328 I'm sorry, in what future are we not together? 351 00:23:13,330 --> 00:23:16,571 I'm going to New Haven in a few months, Jug, that is happening. 352 00:23:16,573 --> 00:23:19,515 - Where are you going to be? - I thought I'd be your dorm husband, 353 00:23:19,517 --> 00:23:21,909 just eating pizza while you studied Criminal Psych. 354 00:23:21,911 --> 00:23:24,515 Yeah, well, I would rather that than this dead-end Jughead. 355 00:23:24,517 --> 00:23:26,906 Oh, the Jughead that was brained with a rock? 356 00:23:26,908 --> 00:23:28,299 I'm sorry I'm different now, 357 00:23:28,301 --> 00:23:30,418 I guess death just changes a person. 358 00:23:32,339 --> 00:23:33,623 ♪ Inside I'm hollowed out ♪ 359 00:23:33,625 --> 00:23:37,517 ♪ Outside's a paper shroud and all the rest's illusion ♪ 360 00:23:37,519 --> 00:23:39,595 ♪ That there's a will and soul ♪ 361 00:23:39,597 --> 00:23:43,056 ♪ That we can wrest control from chaos and confusion ♪ 362 00:23:43,058 --> 00:23:46,952 ♪ A collage I'm all sewn up ♪ 363 00:23:48,938 --> 00:23:53,483 ♪ A montage I'm all sewn up ♪ 364 00:23:53,485 --> 00:23:56,027 How do you think I feel? 365 00:23:56,029 --> 00:23:58,988 ♪ A random pattern with a needle and thread ♪ 366 00:23:58,990 --> 00:24:01,511 ♪ The overlapping way diseases are spread ♪ 367 00:24:01,513 --> 00:24:04,674 ♪ To a tornado body with a hand grenade head ♪ 368 00:24:04,676 --> 00:24:09,174 ♪ And the legs are two lovers entwined ♪ 369 00:24:09,176 --> 00:24:11,793 - I was trying to do the right thing. - You weren't thinking, Archie. 370 00:24:11,795 --> 00:24:14,195 Give me a break, Veronica. It's been a crappy year. 371 00:24:14,197 --> 00:24:16,188 ♪ Oh, God, I'm all sewn up ♪ 372 00:24:16,190 --> 00:24:20,134 ♪ A hardened razor-cut scar-map across my body ♪ 373 00:24:20,136 --> 00:24:22,115 ♪ And you can trace the lines ♪ 374 00:24:22,117 --> 00:24:25,523 ♪ Through misery's design that map across my body ♪ 375 00:24:25,525 --> 00:24:29,703 ♪ A collage I'm all sewn up ♪ 376 00:24:31,531 --> 00:24:35,751 ♪ A montage I'm all sewn up ♪ 377 00:24:38,413 --> 00:24:41,173 ♪ The automatist's undoin' ♪ 378 00:24:41,175 --> 00:24:44,042 ♪ The whole world starts unscrewin' ♪ 379 00:24:44,044 --> 00:24:49,056 ♪ As time collapses and space warps, oh ♪ 380 00:24:50,125 --> 00:24:53,084 ♪ You see decay and ruin ♪ 381 00:24:53,086 --> 00:24:56,096 ♪ I tell you, no, no, no, no ♪ 382 00:24:56,098 --> 00:24:59,849 ♪ You make such an exquisite corpse ♪ 383 00:24:59,851 --> 00:25:03,561 ♪ Oh, yeah ♪ 384 00:25:03,563 --> 00:25:07,699 ♪ A collage I'm all sewn up ♪ 385 00:25:09,269 --> 00:25:13,413 ♪ A montage I'm all sewn up ♪ 386 00:25:14,708 --> 00:25:17,775 ♪ I'm all sewn up ♪ 387 00:25:17,777 --> 00:25:22,464 ♪ I'm all sewn up ♪ 388 00:25:32,792 --> 00:25:35,042 Principal Honey, I need to alert you 389 00:25:35,044 --> 00:25:38,063 to a situation that's taking place in the hallway. 390 00:25:40,267 --> 00:25:41,900 And the games begin. 391 00:25:48,108 --> 00:25:52,193 Consider this a peaceful protest, Mr. Honey. 392 00:25:52,195 --> 00:25:55,446 Though I will weaponize these babies if I have to. 393 00:25:55,448 --> 00:25:58,316 Clearly, you are all... 394 00:25:58,318 --> 00:26:01,194 very passionate about what you're feeling. 395 00:26:01,196 --> 00:26:04,923 But hotheads lead to unpredictability and anger. 396 00:26:06,126 --> 00:26:07,175 Violence. 397 00:26:12,457 --> 00:26:15,425 So, I'm afraid... 398 00:26:15,427 --> 00:26:19,629 the most prudent action to take at this moment is to... 399 00:26:19,631 --> 00:26:21,172 cancel the variety show. 400 00:26:31,851 --> 00:26:33,243 Hi, sorry, I'm late. 401 00:26:35,105 --> 00:26:38,573 Betty, I forgot to text you guys that rehearsal's cancelled. 402 00:26:39,776 --> 00:26:40,867 Oh... 403 00:26:41,753 --> 00:26:43,962 I kinda screwed up with Veronica. 404 00:26:46,866 --> 00:26:49,968 Well, Jughead and I just got in a fight, too, actually. so... 405 00:26:51,829 --> 00:26:53,996 Damn it, I'm sorry. 406 00:26:53,998 --> 00:26:56,624 This is not what I wanted this week to be. 407 00:26:56,626 --> 00:26:58,876 I wanted us to have fun. 408 00:26:58,878 --> 00:27:00,758 When was the last time that happened? 409 00:27:04,665 --> 00:27:06,474 That time we ordered sea monkeys, 410 00:27:06,476 --> 00:27:08,291 from the back of the coven book was fun. 411 00:27:09,889 --> 00:27:11,907 - Yeah, we peaked in the first grade. - Yeah. 412 00:27:16,145 --> 00:27:17,829 When I saw that sign-up sheet, 413 00:27:18,940 --> 00:27:21,274 I flashback to sophomore year. 414 00:27:21,276 --> 00:27:24,836 I was on the stage, freezing up from stage fright, 415 00:27:25,905 --> 00:27:28,030 until I saw my dad. 416 00:27:28,032 --> 00:27:31,259 And suddenly, I could just... play. 417 00:27:32,745 --> 00:27:36,181 He gave me the biggest hug afterwards. 418 00:27:37,792 --> 00:27:39,351 He was so proud of you. 419 00:27:41,897 --> 00:27:44,022 He was always so happy whenever you played. 420 00:27:46,610 --> 00:27:49,927 Look, just because Veronica and Jughead aren't here, 421 00:27:49,929 --> 00:27:52,322 doesn't mean we can't rehearse. 422 00:27:55,518 --> 00:27:56,534 All right. 423 00:28:08,448 --> 00:28:11,157 ♪ When the Earth was still flat ♪ 424 00:28:11,159 --> 00:28:13,584 ♪ And clouds made of fire ♪ 425 00:28:13,586 --> 00:28:17,180 ♪ And mountains stretched up to the sky ♪ 426 00:28:17,182 --> 00:28:21,167 ♪ Sometimes higher ♪ 427 00:28:21,169 --> 00:28:25,254 ♪ Folks roamed the Earth like big rolling kegs ♪ 428 00:28:25,256 --> 00:28:30,257 ♪ They had two sets of arms they had two sets of legs ♪ 429 00:28:30,259 --> 00:28:35,064 ♪ They had two faces peering out of one giant head ♪ 430 00:28:35,066 --> 00:28:37,975 ♪ So they could watch all around them ♪ 431 00:28:37,977 --> 00:28:40,144 ♪ As they talked while they read ♪ 432 00:28:40,146 --> 00:28:43,915 ♪ And they never knew nothing of love ♪ 433 00:28:44,784 --> 00:28:47,651 ♪ It was before ♪ 434 00:28:47,653 --> 00:28:49,695 ♪ Mmm ♪ 435 00:28:49,697 --> 00:28:51,906 ♪ The origin of love ♪ 436 00:28:51,908 --> 00:28:54,575 ♪ The origin of love ♪ 437 00:28:54,577 --> 00:28:56,803 ♪ The origin of love ♪ 438 00:28:56,805 --> 00:28:59,264 ♪ The origin of love ♪ 439 00:29:00,750 --> 00:29:02,934 ♪ Last time I saw you ♪ 440 00:29:02,936 --> 00:29:04,877 ♪ We just split in two ♪ 441 00:29:04,879 --> 00:29:09,774 ♪ You were looking at me I was looking at you ♪ 442 00:29:09,776 --> 00:29:12,051 ♪ You had a way so familiar ♪ 443 00:29:12,053 --> 00:29:16,430 ♪ I could not recognize 'cause you had blood on your face ♪ 444 00:29:16,432 --> 00:29:18,933 ♪ And I had blood in my eyes ♪ 445 00:29:18,935 --> 00:29:23,764 ♪ And the children of the moon look like a fork stuck on a spoon ♪ 446 00:29:23,766 --> 00:29:30,328 ♪ They were part sun part earth, part daughter part son ♪ 447 00:29:30,330 --> 00:29:33,089 ♪ Oh ♪ 448 00:29:33,091 --> 00:29:35,300 ♪ The origin of love ♪ 449 00:29:39,130 --> 00:29:41,330 ♪ Now the Gods grew quite scared ♪ 450 00:29:41,332 --> 00:29:43,698 ♪ Of our strength and defiance ♪ 451 00:29:43,700 --> 00:29:47,453 ♪ And Thor said I'm gonna kill them all with my hammer ♪ 452 00:29:47,455 --> 00:29:49,598 ♪ Like I killed the giants ♪ 453 00:29:50,650 --> 00:29:53,884 ♪ And then he grabbed up some bolts ♪ 454 00:29:53,886 --> 00:29:58,305 ♪ He let out a laugh said I'll split them right down the middle ♪ 455 00:29:58,307 --> 00:30:00,683 ♪ Gonna cut them right up in half ♪ 456 00:30:00,685 --> 00:30:05,146 ♪ And the storm clouds gathered above ♪ 457 00:30:05,148 --> 00:30:07,499 ♪ Into great balls of fire ♪ 458 00:30:10,570 --> 00:30:16,813 ♪ And then fire shot down from the sky in bolts ♪ 459 00:30:16,815 --> 00:30:20,244 ♪ Like shining blades of a knife ♪ 460 00:30:20,246 --> 00:30:23,840 ♪ And it ripped right through the flesh ♪ 461 00:30:23,842 --> 00:30:28,311 ♪ Of the children of the Sun and the Moon and the Earth ♪ 462 00:30:29,514 --> 00:30:33,340 ♪ And Osiris and the gods of the Nile ♪ 463 00:30:33,342 --> 00:30:36,051 ♪ Gathered up a big storm ♪ 464 00:30:36,053 --> 00:30:38,304 ♪ To blow a hurricane ♪ 465 00:30:38,306 --> 00:30:40,481 ♪ To scatter us away ♪ 466 00:30:40,483 --> 00:30:43,034 ♪ In a flood of wind and rain ♪ 467 00:30:43,036 --> 00:30:45,436 ♪ A sea of tidal waves ♪ 468 00:30:45,438 --> 00:30:47,864 ♪ To wash us all away ♪ 469 00:30:47,866 --> 00:30:50,065 ♪ And if we don't behave ♪ 470 00:30:50,067 --> 00:30:52,252 ♪ They'll cut us down again ♪ 471 00:31:27,338 --> 00:31:28,346 Hi. 472 00:31:29,540 --> 00:31:32,133 One fully researched, 473 00:31:32,135 --> 00:31:35,878 thoroughly proofed, MLA formatted essay on the Salem witch trials. 474 00:31:38,382 --> 00:31:39,858 I don't know what to say. 475 00:31:42,303 --> 00:31:44,279 You don't have to say anything. 476 00:31:45,240 --> 00:31:46,364 I do. 477 00:31:47,850 --> 00:31:49,033 I'm sorry. 478 00:31:50,653 --> 00:31:51,870 Jug. 479 00:31:53,397 --> 00:31:54,563 It's okay. 480 00:31:54,565 --> 00:31:56,365 No, it's not. 481 00:31:56,367 --> 00:31:58,119 I shouldn't have been as ticked off as I was 482 00:31:58,121 --> 00:31:59,252 that you had faith in me. 483 00:32:07,239 --> 00:32:09,173 - You okay? - Yeah, I'm fine. 484 00:32:10,206 --> 00:32:11,897 Okay. 485 00:32:11,899 --> 00:32:14,309 I really need to finish that essay on Call of the Wild. 486 00:32:14,311 --> 00:32:16,469 But you can distract me any time you want. 487 00:32:20,299 --> 00:32:21,316 - Bye. - Bye. 488 00:32:38,064 --> 00:32:40,317 Penny for your thoughts, handsome. 489 00:32:40,319 --> 00:32:41,452 Hi. 490 00:32:43,623 --> 00:32:46,823 I wanted to give you this, Archie. 491 00:32:46,825 --> 00:32:49,260 It was too short-notice to get cupcakes from Magnolia, 492 00:32:49,262 --> 00:32:51,662 so these are from Pop's, 493 00:32:51,664 --> 00:32:55,641 but you deserve an official "Veronica Lodge I'm Sorry". 494 00:32:57,419 --> 00:32:59,604 - You're sorry. - I am. 495 00:33:02,975 --> 00:33:06,110 I was... scared. 496 00:33:07,179 --> 00:33:10,597 And lashing out, but at the wrong person. 497 00:33:10,599 --> 00:33:13,826 The truth is, you didn't need to come clean to me but you did. 498 00:33:15,187 --> 00:33:17,229 And thanks to that I got a doctor who said 499 00:33:17,231 --> 00:33:19,415 it was lucky he saw Daddy when he did. 500 00:33:19,417 --> 00:33:22,276 Because it could have been much worse than a fall. 501 00:33:22,278 --> 00:33:24,253 So, thank you. 502 00:33:24,255 --> 00:33:26,221 - Archiekins. - Veronica, I... 503 00:33:26,223 --> 00:33:27,410 So, more good news, 504 00:33:27,412 --> 00:33:29,783 though Honey cancelled the variety show at school, 505 00:33:29,785 --> 00:33:32,786 Kevin called me with an amazing idea. 506 00:33:32,788 --> 00:33:34,580 To host it at La Bonne Nuit. 507 00:33:34,582 --> 00:33:36,540 So, me, you, Betty and Jughead 508 00:33:36,542 --> 00:33:38,476 we'll all get to perform together after all. 509 00:33:39,420 --> 00:33:41,854 - Isn't that amazing? - That's awesome. 510 00:33:50,556 --> 00:33:52,740 "The show must go on", as they say. 511 00:33:53,934 --> 00:33:55,868 Even in our wicked, little town. 512 00:34:22,796 --> 00:34:27,441 ♪ Forgive me for I did not know ♪ 513 00:34:32,389 --> 00:34:36,266 ♪ 'Cause I was just a boy ♪ 514 00:34:36,268 --> 00:34:39,653 ♪ And you were so much more ♪ 515 00:34:41,732 --> 00:34:46,818 ♪ And when everything starts breaking down ♪ 516 00:34:46,820 --> 00:34:51,657 ♪ You take the pieces off the ground ♪ 517 00:34:51,659 --> 00:34:54,660 ♪ And show this wicked town ♪ 518 00:34:54,662 --> 00:34:58,556 ♪ Something beautiful and new ♪ 519 00:35:01,269 --> 00:35:06,105 ♪ And there's no mystical design ♪ 520 00:35:06,107 --> 00:35:10,434 ♪ No cosmic lover preassigned ♪ 521 00:35:10,436 --> 00:35:14,721 ♪ There's nothing you can find ♪ 522 00:35:14,723 --> 00:35:18,326 ♪ That cannot be found ♪ 523 00:35:19,912 --> 00:35:25,175 ♪ 'Cause, with all the changes we've been through ♪ 524 00:35:25,177 --> 00:35:30,046 ♪ It seems the stranger's always you ♪ 525 00:35:30,048 --> 00:35:37,070 ♪ Alone again in some new wicked little town ♪ 526 00:35:39,766 --> 00:35:44,418 ♪ When you've got no other choice ♪ 527 00:35:44,420 --> 00:35:49,339 ♪ You know you can follow my voice ♪ 528 00:35:49,341 --> 00:35:52,582 ♪ Through the dark turns and noise ♪ 529 00:35:52,584 --> 00:35:56,596 ♪ Of this wicked little town ♪ 530 00:35:56,598 --> 00:36:00,368 ♪ Oh, it's a wicked ♪ 531 00:36:01,788 --> 00:36:04,538 ♪ Little town ♪ 532 00:36:06,358 --> 00:36:11,161 ♪ Goodbye wicked ♪ 533 00:36:11,163 --> 00:36:14,924 ♪ Little town ♪ 534 00:36:38,498 --> 00:36:40,933 _ 535 00:36:42,311 --> 00:36:45,437 Ladies and gentlemen, for our final performance of the evening. 536 00:36:45,439 --> 00:36:47,782 I am beyond honored to introduce, 537 00:36:47,784 --> 00:36:50,451 for the first time ever, The Archies. 538 00:37:08,855 --> 00:37:15,551 ♪ Rain falls hard ♪ 539 00:37:15,553 --> 00:37:19,722 ♪ Burns dry ♪ 540 00:37:19,724 --> 00:37:23,868 ♪ A dream or a song ♪ 541 00:37:25,288 --> 00:37:28,456 ♪ That hits you so hard ♪ 542 00:37:29,608 --> 00:37:32,585 ♪ It's filling you up ♪ 543 00:37:34,280 --> 00:37:37,382 ♪ And suddenly you're gone ♪ 544 00:37:40,169 --> 00:37:45,640 ♪ Breathe, feel, love ♪ 545 00:37:46,959 --> 00:37:52,504 ♪ Give free ♪ 546 00:37:52,506 --> 00:37:54,774 ♪ Know in your soul ♪ 547 00:37:56,611 --> 00:37:59,779 ♪ Like your blood knows the way ♪ 548 00:38:00,931 --> 00:38:03,658 ♪ From your heart to your brain ♪ 549 00:38:05,686 --> 00:38:10,689 ♪ Know that you're whole ♪ 550 00:38:10,691 --> 00:38:12,783 ♪ And you're shining ♪ 551 00:38:12,785 --> 00:38:15,402 ♪ Like the brightest star ♪ 552 00:38:15,404 --> 00:38:17,705 ♪ A transmission ♪ 553 00:38:17,707 --> 00:38:24,137 ♪ On the midnight radio ♪ 554 00:38:24,139 --> 00:38:26,931 ♪ Here's to Ronnie ♪ 555 00:38:26,933 --> 00:38:29,249 ♪ And Archie ♪ 556 00:38:29,251 --> 00:38:31,335 ♪ And Betty ♪ 557 00:38:31,337 --> 00:38:33,429 ♪ And Jughead ♪ 558 00:38:33,431 --> 00:38:35,106 ♪ And Choni ♪ 559 00:38:36,008 --> 00:38:37,966 ♪ And Reggie ♪ 560 00:38:37,968 --> 00:38:40,862 ♪ And me ♪ 561 00:38:40,864 --> 00:38:43,990 ♪ And all the strange rock and rollers ♪ 562 00:38:45,434 --> 00:38:48,703 ♪ You know you're doing all right ♪ 563 00:38:50,147 --> 00:38:54,525 ♪ So hold on to each other ♪ 564 00:38:54,527 --> 00:38:59,822 ♪ You gotta hold on tonight ♪ 565 00:38:59,824 --> 00:39:04,418 ♪ And you're shining like the brightest star ♪ 566 00:39:04,420 --> 00:39:10,558 ♪ A transmission on the midnight radio ♪ 567 00:39:13,128 --> 00:39:17,798 ♪ And you're spinning your new 45s ♪ 568 00:39:17,800 --> 00:39:22,177 ♪ With all the misfits and the losers ♪ 569 00:39:22,179 --> 00:39:26,908 ♪ Well, you know you're rock and rollers ♪ 570 00:39:26,910 --> 00:39:30,661 ♪ Spinning to ♪ 571 00:39:30,663 --> 00:39:36,793 ♪ Your rock and roll ♪ 572 00:39:45,554 --> 00:39:47,077 _ 573 00:39:47,079 --> 00:39:50,473 ♪ Lift up your hands ♪ 574 00:39:51,375 --> 00:39:55,627 ♪ Lift up your hands ♪ 575 00:39:55,629 --> 00:39:58,189 ♪ Lift up your hands ♪ 576 00:39:59,758 --> 00:40:04,070 ♪ Lift up your hands ♪ 577 00:40:04,072 --> 00:40:08,432 ♪ Lift up your hands ♪ 578 00:40:08,434 --> 00:40:12,736 ♪ Lift up your hands ♪ 579 00:40:12,738 --> 00:40:16,857 ♪ Lift up your hands ♪ 580 00:40:16,859 --> 00:40:21,361 ♪ Lift up your hands ♪ 581 00:40:21,363 --> 00:40:25,532 ♪ Lift up your hands ♪ 582 00:40:25,534 --> 00:40:30,120 ♪ Lift up your hands ♪ 583 00:40:30,122 --> 00:40:34,124 ♪ Lift up your hands ♪ 584 00:40:34,126 --> 00:40:38,512 ♪ Lift up your hands ♪ 585 00:40:38,514 --> 00:40:42,674 ♪ Lift up your hands ♪ 586 00:40:42,676 --> 00:40:46,887 ♪ Lift up your hands ♪ 587 00:40:46,889 --> 00:40:48,864 ♪ Lift up your hands... ♪ 588 00:40:48,866 --> 00:40:50,316 There's a problem that comes 589 00:40:50,318 --> 00:40:52,684 once you get caught up on your homework. 590 00:40:52,686 --> 00:40:55,997 Your mind wanders, and evil creeps back in. 591 00:40:57,199 --> 00:41:00,317 Was the voyeur somewhere amongst us in the crowd, 592 00:41:00,319 --> 00:41:02,044 playing his long game? 593 00:41:04,215 --> 00:41:06,323 Turning the temperature up? 594 00:41:06,325 --> 00:41:09,576 Ever so slowly? 595 00:41:09,578 --> 00:41:11,554 So, that by the time we frogs realized 596 00:41:11,556 --> 00:41:14,539 we were being boiled alive, it was too late. 597 00:41:29,824 --> 00:41:34,476 ♪ Lift up your hands ♪ 598 00:41:34,478 --> 00:41:37,288 ♪ Lift up your hands 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