1 00:00:01,007 --> 00:00:02,563 [ARCHIE] Previously on Riverdale... 2 00:00:02,566 --> 00:00:05,069 [HIRAM] I'm excited to fulfill a lifelong dream of mine 3 00:00:05,072 --> 00:00:07,215 and announce my candidacy for mayor. 4 00:00:07,217 --> 00:00:09,408 Our father needed help. 5 00:00:09,410 --> 00:00:10,960 "Our father"? 6 00:00:10,962 --> 00:00:12,577 Thank you for meeting with me, Mr. DuPont. 7 00:00:12,579 --> 00:00:13,647 I wanted to talk to you about 8 00:00:13,649 --> 00:00:15,598 the first book in the Baxter Brothers series. 9 00:00:15,600 --> 00:00:16,607 You didn't write it. 10 00:00:16,610 --> 00:00:18,467 You're very lucky 11 00:00:18,469 --> 00:00:20,252 I don't take you to the Headmaster 12 00:00:20,254 --> 00:00:21,674 and get you expelled. 13 00:00:21,677 --> 00:00:22,713 Are you okay? 14 00:00:22,715 --> 00:00:24,172 I'm sorry, Jughead, 15 00:00:24,174 --> 00:00:25,682 that I couldn't help you. 16 00:00:26,906 --> 00:00:29,663 I will be taking over Mr. Chipping's seminar. 17 00:00:29,666 --> 00:00:32,139 [CHERYL] Aunt Cricket? Uncle Bedford? 18 00:00:32,141 --> 00:00:33,556 - [UNCLE BEDFORD] Cheryl. - Uncle Bedford? 19 00:00:33,558 --> 00:00:37,435 You are going away for a long, long time, Cheryl. 20 00:00:37,438 --> 00:00:38,970 Let go of her, you monster. 21 00:00:38,973 --> 00:00:40,055 [GRUNTING] 22 00:00:40,058 --> 00:00:41,230 - [EFFORT GRUNT] - [GROANS] 23 00:00:42,326 --> 00:00:43,678 You want to fight me again? 24 00:00:43,681 --> 00:00:45,703 Don't you need to put your mask on first? 25 00:00:46,589 --> 00:00:48,071 We got to get him to a hospital. 26 00:00:48,073 --> 00:00:49,429 - [MOANS] - [CELL PHONE DIALS] 27 00:00:50,701 --> 00:00:52,501 [JUGHEAD] Thanksgiving. 28 00:00:52,503 --> 00:00:54,889 The time of year when friends and family 29 00:00:54,892 --> 00:00:56,380 gather to eat turkey, 30 00:00:56,383 --> 00:00:57,874 watch the big game, 31 00:00:57,877 --> 00:01:00,052 and give thanks for all that they have. 32 00:01:04,941 --> 00:01:08,442 But for Archie, this year was all about what he'd lost. 33 00:01:08,444 --> 00:01:10,611 It was the first Thanksgiving without his father. 34 00:01:10,613 --> 00:01:12,613 The void that Fred Andrews left 35 00:01:12,615 --> 00:01:15,460 was as cold as the winds blowing through the town. 36 00:01:15,463 --> 00:01:17,143 [SIGHS] 37 00:01:17,146 --> 00:01:19,842 And while Archie was thinking of ways to give back, 38 00:01:19,845 --> 00:01:23,532 Riverdale's new mayor was grabbing all that he could. 39 00:01:23,534 --> 00:01:25,942 Hiram Lodge had run unopposed, 40 00:01:25,944 --> 00:01:29,463 allowing him to ascend to power virtually overnight. 41 00:01:29,465 --> 00:01:33,042 Meanwhile, across town, at Riverdale General Hospital, 42 00:01:33,044 --> 00:01:35,599 a different family gathering was taking place. 43 00:01:35,602 --> 00:01:37,179 For the Dickenson crime clan, 44 00:01:37,180 --> 00:01:39,831 the only dish on the Thanksgiving menu was revenge. 45 00:01:39,833 --> 00:01:42,959 Now that our boy Dodger is stable, 46 00:01:42,961 --> 00:01:45,479 we'll find whoever did this to him. 47 00:01:45,481 --> 00:01:47,982 Guy from the community center. Got to be. 48 00:01:49,060 --> 00:01:51,468 What community center? 49 00:01:51,470 --> 00:01:53,005 Who the hell are you talking about? 50 00:01:53,008 --> 00:01:55,990 [JUGHEAD] Weather forecasters were calling for an epic ice storm, 51 00:01:55,992 --> 00:01:58,326 and you could literally feel the temperature dropping. 52 00:01:58,328 --> 00:01:59,994 Mija. 53 00:01:59,996 --> 00:02:02,830 Hey, you were missed this morning. 54 00:02:02,832 --> 00:02:06,241 Oh, wait, was your inauguration today? 55 00:02:06,243 --> 00:02:07,793 [CHUCKLES] 56 00:02:07,795 --> 00:02:10,529 Well, you can make it up to me tomorrow night. 57 00:02:10,531 --> 00:02:13,290 I made reservations at the Sweetwater Country Club. 58 00:02:13,292 --> 00:02:15,709 I'm helping Archie at the community center. 59 00:02:15,711 --> 00:02:18,537 Yeah, Archie's community center... 60 00:02:18,539 --> 00:02:20,139 Wasn't a man found 61 00:02:20,140 --> 00:02:23,068 bleeding out, on the verge of death, right in front of it? 62 00:02:24,428 --> 00:02:27,521 Just terrible what's going on in that part of town. 63 00:02:27,523 --> 00:02:28,856 It's a real problem. 64 00:02:30,843 --> 00:02:32,342 Well... 65 00:02:32,344 --> 00:02:33,769 You make sure you wish 66 00:02:33,771 --> 00:02:36,238 Archie a very happy Thanksgiving for me. 67 00:02:37,733 --> 00:02:39,558 [FOOTSTEPS RECEDING] 68 00:02:39,560 --> 00:02:42,203 [ARCHIE] All right, everyone, bring it in. Come on! 69 00:02:42,205 --> 00:02:43,740 Hustle up, hustle up. 70 00:02:47,401 --> 00:02:49,009 All right, look. 71 00:02:49,012 --> 00:02:52,195 We know some of you guys have nowhere to go for Thanksgiving. 72 00:02:52,197 --> 00:02:54,865 So, Munroe and I, we're gonna keep the center open tomorrow. 73 00:02:54,867 --> 00:02:57,793 We're gonna have hot meals with all the fixings. 74 00:02:57,795 --> 00:03:00,388 [ALL CHEERING] 75 00:03:00,390 --> 00:03:02,414 - Seriously? You guys are cooking? - Hell, yeah. 76 00:03:02,416 --> 00:03:03,977 - And my mom. - And grandma. 77 00:03:03,980 --> 00:03:07,135 So tell your friends there's an open-door policy. Everyone is invited. 78 00:03:07,138 --> 00:03:10,472 All right. 79 00:03:10,474 --> 00:03:12,137 [MR. DUPONT] And with that, the seminar 80 00:03:12,140 --> 00:03:13,967 is adjourned for the remainder of the week. 81 00:03:13,969 --> 00:03:17,554 I hope you all have a restful and productive 82 00:03:17,556 --> 00:03:18,647 Thanksgiving break. 83 00:03:18,649 --> 00:03:19,987 [JUGHEAD EXHALES] 84 00:03:19,990 --> 00:03:24,577 Mr. DuPont, before you go, I was wondering... 85 00:03:24,580 --> 00:03:26,456 I was wondering if you had any more information 86 00:03:26,459 --> 00:03:28,342 about why Mr. Chipping killed himself. 87 00:03:29,160 --> 00:03:30,775 Alcoholism. 88 00:03:30,777 --> 00:03:32,086 Drove him to the edge. 89 00:03:32,088 --> 00:03:34,705 Rupert had many demons, I'm afraid. 90 00:03:34,707 --> 00:03:36,156 Well, he didn't leave a note. 91 00:03:36,158 --> 00:03:37,833 There hasn't been much of an investigation. 92 00:03:37,835 --> 00:03:40,085 The family's request. And it was clearly a suicide. 93 00:03:40,087 --> 00:03:41,762 You saw it with your own eyes. 94 00:03:43,674 --> 00:03:46,434 Mr. Chipping didn't come to you to talk about me, did he? 95 00:03:46,436 --> 00:03:48,260 No. Why would he have? 96 00:03:48,262 --> 00:03:51,072 - Well, because I shared with... - That ridiculous notion... 97 00:03:51,075 --> 00:03:52,088 [SCOFFS] 98 00:03:52,090 --> 00:03:53,941 Of your grandfather 99 00:03:53,943 --> 00:03:56,760 writing the original Baxter Brothers novel? 100 00:03:56,762 --> 00:03:58,779 He never bought it up. 101 00:03:58,781 --> 00:04:01,523 And might I make a suggestion, Mr. Jones? 102 00:04:01,525 --> 00:04:05,072 That you forget about this delusion over the Thanksgiving break. 103 00:04:06,789 --> 00:04:08,789 Now if you will excuse me. 104 00:04:12,422 --> 00:04:14,455 [JUGHEAD] Are you still gonna make it? 105 00:04:14,458 --> 00:04:17,130 Even with this biblical ice storm that they're predicting? 106 00:04:17,133 --> 00:04:19,633 Jug, I don't care what my mom or the weatherman are saying. 107 00:04:19,635 --> 00:04:22,711 There's zero chance that I'm not seeing you this weekend. 108 00:04:22,713 --> 00:04:24,696 [JUGHEAD] Well, then hurry up and get here already. 109 00:04:24,698 --> 00:04:26,373 I need your help with something. 110 00:04:26,375 --> 00:04:29,310 Oh! You mean writing your Baxter Brothers sample? 111 00:04:29,312 --> 00:04:32,107 Well, I am on a deadline and that's the reason I'm hunkering down, 112 00:04:32,110 --> 00:04:35,890 but also, considering you and I are going to be the only ones on campus, 113 00:04:35,893 --> 00:04:37,968 I figured it would be the perfect time 114 00:04:37,970 --> 00:04:41,822 to do a little sleuthing into Chipping's death. 115 00:04:41,824 --> 00:04:43,974 Because believe me, no one else is doing it. 116 00:04:43,976 --> 00:04:45,642 Hmm. 117 00:04:45,644 --> 00:04:49,163 Conspiracy theories and a murder mystery to solve. 118 00:04:49,165 --> 00:04:51,790 Sounds like a romantic getaway to me. 119 00:04:51,792 --> 00:04:54,210 All right. I love you, see you later. 120 00:04:59,658 --> 00:05:02,479 [CHERYL] Did you hear the good news, T.T.? 121 00:05:02,482 --> 00:05:04,336 There's a category-four ice storm heading 122 00:05:04,339 --> 00:05:06,587 towards Riverdale like the wrath of God. 123 00:05:06,590 --> 00:05:09,374 How is that good news, Cheryl? 124 00:05:09,376 --> 00:05:13,521 Well, whilst the rest of Riverdale sits down to give thanks, 125 00:05:13,523 --> 00:05:16,357 we'll be dumping Bedford's body in Sweetwater River. 126 00:05:16,359 --> 00:05:18,500 Just before it freezes over. 127 00:05:18,503 --> 00:05:20,111 By the time spring thaw comes around, 128 00:05:20,114 --> 00:05:21,891 the salmon will have gobbled up his eyes. 129 00:05:23,032 --> 00:05:24,448 [SIGHS] 130 00:05:25,568 --> 00:05:26,575 Toni. 131 00:05:27,778 --> 00:05:30,395 What is it, my sweet? 132 00:05:30,397 --> 00:05:33,857 I feel like somebody is watching me all the time. 133 00:05:33,859 --> 00:05:36,543 Whatever guilt you're experiencing, 134 00:05:36,546 --> 00:05:38,712 free yourself of it. 135 00:05:38,714 --> 00:05:42,781 You didn't set out to do anyone any harm. 136 00:05:42,784 --> 00:05:44,301 Remember? 137 00:05:44,303 --> 00:05:47,051 You were defending me and I love you for it. 138 00:05:50,917 --> 00:05:53,343 Feast your eyes on this, boys. 139 00:05:53,345 --> 00:05:55,304 A true Thanksgiving cornucopia. 140 00:05:55,306 --> 00:05:56,638 Wow! 141 00:05:56,640 --> 00:05:58,375 Ronnie, how... 142 00:05:58,378 --> 00:05:59,878 Where did you get all of this? 143 00:05:59,881 --> 00:06:02,259 I put in a to-go order at the country club. 144 00:06:02,262 --> 00:06:03,944 Daddy gave me the idea. 145 00:06:03,947 --> 00:06:05,690 I figured this could supplement whatever 146 00:06:05,693 --> 00:06:07,390 you and yours are cooking for the kids. 147 00:06:07,392 --> 00:06:08,576 [LAUGHS] 148 00:06:08,578 --> 00:06:10,109 Red, 149 00:06:10,112 --> 00:06:13,413 tell me this doesn't mean you're deep-frying a Thanksgiving turkey? 150 00:06:13,416 --> 00:06:17,084 Yes. I am. It's tradition. My dad would do one every year. 151 00:06:17,086 --> 00:06:19,828 Best damn turkey I ever tasted. 152 00:06:19,830 --> 00:06:21,830 You should come by tomorrow, Mr. Jones. 153 00:06:21,832 --> 00:06:24,666 Actually, Archie, that's what we need to talk about. 154 00:06:24,668 --> 00:06:27,761 I hate to do this, but I'm under orders... 155 00:06:28,622 --> 00:06:29,844 to shut you down. 156 00:06:30,959 --> 00:06:32,615 What? Orders from who? 157 00:06:33,344 --> 00:06:35,549 Let me guess, the Mayor? 158 00:06:35,552 --> 00:06:37,587 [SCOFFS] Well, you have got to be kidding me. 159 00:06:37,589 --> 00:06:39,064 - He can't do this. - Yeah, he can, 160 00:06:39,066 --> 00:06:41,316 he's mayor now. He can do anything. 161 00:06:41,319 --> 00:06:44,603 And technically, the attack on Dodger is an open investigation. 162 00:06:44,606 --> 00:06:47,097 So this is still an active crime scene, plus, 163 00:06:47,099 --> 00:06:48,449 Hiram said, with the ice storm coming... 164 00:06:48,451 --> 00:06:50,360 He's doing this to punish me. 165 00:06:50,363 --> 00:06:52,060 To get me to spend the holiday with him. 166 00:06:52,062 --> 00:06:53,662 - Can't we push back? - I did. 167 00:06:54,698 --> 00:06:55,998 For a couple of hours. 168 00:07:00,036 --> 00:07:01,324 Look. 169 00:07:01,327 --> 00:07:02,969 I'm not supposed to say this, 170 00:07:02,972 --> 00:07:05,443 but I know what I would do, if I was in your place. 171 00:07:06,456 --> 00:07:07,676 Screw him! 172 00:07:08,638 --> 00:07:10,495 Yeah. 173 00:07:10,497 --> 00:07:13,973 I'm sorry, but Hiram Lodge is not canceling Thanksgiving. 174 00:07:13,976 --> 00:07:15,115 Good man. 175 00:07:16,128 --> 00:07:17,600 You're doin' your dad proud. 176 00:07:22,238 --> 00:07:25,508 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com -- 177 00:07:35,522 --> 00:07:37,021 Hey, stranger. 178 00:07:37,023 --> 00:07:38,165 Hey! 179 00:07:38,167 --> 00:07:39,899 Wow, that was fast. 180 00:07:39,901 --> 00:07:42,336 I took an earlier train to beat the storm. 181 00:07:42,338 --> 00:07:43,860 [KEYBOARD CLICKING] 182 00:07:43,863 --> 00:07:45,029 [BAG THUMPS] 183 00:07:45,031 --> 00:07:46,081 Jug. 184 00:07:46,083 --> 00:07:47,407 Hit "save." 185 00:07:47,409 --> 00:07:49,251 I know. I'm sorry. 186 00:07:49,253 --> 00:07:50,869 I am almost done with my first chapter. 187 00:07:50,871 --> 00:07:52,620 Yeah, and I can't wait to read it, 188 00:07:52,622 --> 00:07:55,540 - and to help you sleuth. - [JUGHEAD EXHALES] 189 00:07:55,542 --> 00:07:57,667 But right now, we have some catching up to do. 190 00:07:57,669 --> 00:07:59,279 - Oh, yeah? - Yeah. 191 00:08:03,925 --> 00:08:05,769 [ALICE] FP? What's wrong? 192 00:08:06,862 --> 00:08:08,529 Hiram. 193 00:08:08,532 --> 00:08:10,439 Can't believe I'm working for him again, 194 00:08:10,441 --> 00:08:12,891 still doing his damn dirty work. 195 00:08:12,893 --> 00:08:14,502 Well... 196 00:08:14,505 --> 00:08:17,445 You could do like we talked about. You could quit. 197 00:08:17,448 --> 00:08:19,263 That's what he expects me to do. 198 00:08:19,266 --> 00:08:20,782 But you know what I am not gonna do? 199 00:08:20,785 --> 00:08:22,449 I am not gonna wear that crap uniform 200 00:08:22,452 --> 00:08:23,964 to tell a bunch of teenagers, that 201 00:08:23,967 --> 00:08:25,650 they can't feed homeless kids. It's... 202 00:08:27,032 --> 00:08:30,217 Well, whatever you decide, I back you 100%. 203 00:08:31,836 --> 00:08:34,119 I appreciate that, Alice. 204 00:08:34,122 --> 00:08:36,215 But, I do have one request. 205 00:08:39,301 --> 00:08:41,444 [FP] Mmm-hmm, mmm-hmm. 206 00:08:43,065 --> 00:08:46,400 Not really in the mood to cook. 207 00:08:46,402 --> 00:08:49,319 So, can we have turkey dinner at Pop's tomorrow night? 208 00:08:49,321 --> 00:08:51,029 - Fine by me. - [ALICE SQUEALS] 209 00:08:52,742 --> 00:08:54,862 Since we have the house to ourselves... 210 00:08:54,865 --> 00:08:55,983 [SHOES LANDING] 211 00:09:01,775 --> 00:09:03,250 What happened to dinner at the club? 212 00:09:03,252 --> 00:09:04,323 [DOOR SLAMS] 213 00:09:04,326 --> 00:09:06,443 Oh, well, the club was closed because of the storm, 214 00:09:06,446 --> 00:09:07,805 so, we decided to order in. 215 00:09:07,808 --> 00:09:10,614 [HERMOSA] Plus, I have to take an earlier flight back to Miami. 216 00:09:10,617 --> 00:09:12,167 [INHALES SHARPLY] But, 217 00:09:12,169 --> 00:09:15,929 I couldn't bear to miss my first Thanksgiving 218 00:09:15,931 --> 00:09:18,333 all together, hermanita. 219 00:09:20,177 --> 00:09:21,477 Please, join us. 220 00:09:22,546 --> 00:09:24,003 [VERONICA] Never. 221 00:09:24,005 --> 00:09:26,607 Only your blackened heart 222 00:09:26,609 --> 00:09:28,091 would take away Thanksgiving 223 00:09:28,093 --> 00:09:30,644 from a bunch of underprivileged kids, 224 00:09:30,646 --> 00:09:32,303 just to get what you want. 225 00:09:32,305 --> 00:09:33,403 [SIGHS] 226 00:09:33,406 --> 00:09:35,764 Are you referring to my decision to close Archie's shelter? 227 00:09:35,767 --> 00:09:37,767 It was a matter of public safety, mija. 228 00:09:37,769 --> 00:09:39,194 It's nothing personal. 229 00:09:47,746 --> 00:09:49,342 Neither was that... 230 00:09:49,345 --> 00:09:50,547 Papi. 231 00:09:53,758 --> 00:09:55,628 [ARCHIE] You sure you still wanna come, Mom? 232 00:09:55,631 --> 00:09:57,293 [MARY] Yeah, it's Thanksgiving. 233 00:09:57,296 --> 00:09:59,880 And I know the difference between the letter of the law 234 00:09:59,883 --> 00:10:03,385 and doing what's right. And feeding those kids is what's right. 235 00:10:03,387 --> 00:10:05,099 [SIGHS] Anyway, Hiram is not gonna 236 00:10:05,102 --> 00:10:07,055 have guards stationed outside the door. 237 00:10:07,057 --> 00:10:08,965 Honestly, I'm more worried about the storm. 238 00:10:08,967 --> 00:10:11,175 Well, I'll put chains on the truck's tires 239 00:10:11,177 --> 00:10:12,986 and salt the sidewalk, around the center. 240 00:10:16,158 --> 00:10:17,274 Mom? 241 00:10:18,518 --> 00:10:19,598 [SOFTLY] Hey, what's wrong? 242 00:10:21,146 --> 00:10:22,496 Your father. 243 00:10:22,498 --> 00:10:23,521 [SNIFFLES] 244 00:10:23,523 --> 00:10:25,031 I just miss him. 245 00:10:25,033 --> 00:10:26,615 - It's not right. - No. 246 00:10:28,671 --> 00:10:30,003 But, hey, 247 00:10:30,005 --> 00:10:32,422 we'll get through this. 248 00:10:32,424 --> 00:10:34,474 And we're doing exactly what he'd be doing. 249 00:10:39,590 --> 00:10:40,848 [SNIFFLES] 250 00:10:40,850 --> 00:10:42,665 [TONI] We're in trouble, Cheryl. 251 00:10:42,667 --> 00:10:44,852 - Pray tell? - I just ran into your Aunt Cricket. 252 00:10:44,854 --> 00:10:47,521 She's parked down the road, spying on us. 253 00:10:47,523 --> 00:10:49,440 That's the reason why I've been feeling watched. 254 00:10:49,443 --> 00:10:52,216 Did you interact with that nosy old turkey wattle? 255 00:10:52,218 --> 00:10:54,677 Babe, how are we gonna get rid of your Uncle Bedford's body 256 00:10:54,679 --> 00:10:55,988 now that she's staking us out? 257 00:10:57,366 --> 00:10:59,223 [CLICKS TONGUE] 258 00:10:59,225 --> 00:11:02,110 We need to scare dear Cricket off, once and for all, 259 00:11:02,112 --> 00:11:03,537 and disabuse her of the idea 260 00:11:03,539 --> 00:11:06,781 that she will ever get even a sliver 261 00:11:06,783 --> 00:11:08,000 of our maple empire. 262 00:11:11,696 --> 00:11:13,052 By... 263 00:11:15,717 --> 00:11:17,252 inviting her 264 00:11:17,255 --> 00:11:19,910 to celebrate a traditional Blossom Thanksgiving with us, 265 00:11:19,913 --> 00:11:22,055 one honoring my Gothic, 266 00:11:22,057 --> 00:11:23,465 ghoulish roots. 267 00:11:23,467 --> 00:11:24,975 I am afraid to ask. 268 00:11:26,419 --> 00:11:28,419 Toni, 269 00:11:28,421 --> 00:11:30,397 there is a family legend Nana Rose shared with me 270 00:11:30,399 --> 00:11:32,858 on one of her more lucid days... 271 00:11:33,927 --> 00:11:35,402 that will be the centerpiece 272 00:11:35,404 --> 00:11:38,739 of a carefully-planned performance art piece. 273 00:11:38,741 --> 00:11:40,390 A tale so gruesome, 274 00:11:40,392 --> 00:11:42,308 it will turn Aunt Cricket's hair white 275 00:11:42,310 --> 00:11:43,985 and send her fleeing into the night, 276 00:11:43,987 --> 00:11:45,579 never to be heard from again. 277 00:11:49,776 --> 00:11:51,234 I missed you. 278 00:11:51,236 --> 00:11:53,253 Hmm, I missed you too. 279 00:11:56,333 --> 00:12:00,118 I was thinking about Mr. Chipping again earlier. 280 00:12:00,120 --> 00:12:03,846 How he died just after he went to talk to DuPont, about my grandpa. 281 00:12:05,959 --> 00:12:07,601 I think Mr. DuPont 282 00:12:07,603 --> 00:12:10,103 threatened or blackmailed him into killing himself. 283 00:12:12,424 --> 00:12:14,132 Wow, that's an... 284 00:12:14,134 --> 00:12:15,981 extreme theory, Jug. 285 00:12:15,984 --> 00:12:17,659 What's the motive? 286 00:12:17,662 --> 00:12:19,215 Well, the Baxter Brothers franchise 287 00:12:19,218 --> 00:12:22,114 is worth something like $200 million. 288 00:12:22,117 --> 00:12:23,858 That's a compelling motive for Mr. DuPont 289 00:12:23,860 --> 00:12:25,296 not to want his fraud exposed. 290 00:12:25,299 --> 00:12:27,954 Yeah, but what leverage did DuPont have over Chipping 291 00:12:27,957 --> 00:12:29,838 to make him kill himself? 292 00:12:29,841 --> 00:12:32,542 This is where it gets interesting. 293 00:12:32,544 --> 00:12:35,203 How do you get someone to do something they don't want to do? 294 00:12:35,205 --> 00:12:36,553 Blackmail, right? 295 00:12:38,992 --> 00:12:40,968 Look... 296 00:12:40,970 --> 00:12:42,827 at these yearbook photos I printed out 297 00:12:42,829 --> 00:12:43,971 of Mr. DuPont and Chipping. 298 00:12:43,973 --> 00:12:45,955 These are decades apart. 299 00:12:45,957 --> 00:12:47,224 You notice anything? 300 00:12:49,311 --> 00:12:50,844 Is that the same tiepin? 301 00:12:50,846 --> 00:12:52,636 [JUGHEAD] Yes. 302 00:12:52,639 --> 00:12:54,356 Apparently, 303 00:12:54,358 --> 00:12:57,225 that is the mark of Quill and Skull. 304 00:12:57,227 --> 00:13:00,678 It's one of Stonewall's oldest secret societies. 305 00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:02,847 And like so many secret societies, 306 00:13:02,849 --> 00:13:04,733 what if their initiation has something to do 307 00:13:04,735 --> 00:13:07,393 with you revealing your deepest and darkest secrets? 308 00:13:07,395 --> 00:13:10,646 Well, then DuPont may have used Chipping's blackmail material 309 00:13:10,648 --> 00:13:12,315 to coerce him into suicide. 310 00:13:12,317 --> 00:13:14,430 That's exactly what I was thinking. 311 00:13:14,433 --> 00:13:17,412 Then, maybe some of my current classmates are part of the same society. 312 00:13:17,414 --> 00:13:19,080 I mean, I checked Bret's side of the room, 313 00:13:19,082 --> 00:13:22,049 but so far, there is no sign of a telltale tiepin. 314 00:13:23,845 --> 00:13:25,970 Is it getting colder in here? 315 00:13:25,973 --> 00:13:27,705 Yeah. 316 00:13:27,708 --> 00:13:28,975 The radiator is on. 317 00:13:30,352 --> 00:13:32,005 Just barely. 318 00:13:32,008 --> 00:13:34,921 [CHUCKLES] This is the part where we freeze and starve to death? 319 00:13:34,923 --> 00:13:38,870 No, this is the part where we get back in bed and order Chinese food. 320 00:13:41,054 --> 00:13:42,276 [BETTY CHUCKLES] 321 00:13:44,533 --> 00:13:45,574 [DOORBELL CHIMING] 322 00:13:46,535 --> 00:13:48,101 [HERMIONE GASPS] 323 00:13:48,103 --> 00:13:49,769 [MUSIC PLAYING] 324 00:13:49,771 --> 00:13:52,322 Of all the burger joints, they have to walk into ours. 325 00:13:52,324 --> 00:13:53,400 [POP] Mr. Lodge! 326 00:13:53,403 --> 00:13:55,191 Wasn't expecting to see you here tonight. 327 00:13:55,193 --> 00:13:57,544 Well, truthfully, our dinner plans fell through, 328 00:13:57,546 --> 00:13:59,212 so, we braved the storm. 329 00:13:59,214 --> 00:14:00,783 Take a seat. I'll be right out. 330 00:14:00,786 --> 00:14:02,004 - Thanks. - Thank you, Pop. 331 00:14:02,909 --> 00:14:04,176 Oh, thank you. 332 00:14:07,389 --> 00:14:09,222 FP. Alice. 333 00:14:09,224 --> 00:14:14,394 ♪ Should old acquaintance be forgot... ♪ 334 00:14:14,396 --> 00:14:15,836 Hermione, 335 00:14:15,839 --> 00:14:17,514 Hiram... 336 00:14:17,516 --> 00:14:18,824 Would you like to join us? 337 00:14:23,388 --> 00:14:24,554 We would love to. 338 00:14:24,556 --> 00:14:25,886 Yeah, okay. 339 00:14:26,742 --> 00:14:28,474 [GROANS] 340 00:14:28,476 --> 00:14:29,979 That's strike three. 341 00:14:29,982 --> 00:14:32,647 Nowhere is going to be delivering, because of this ice storm. 342 00:14:34,566 --> 00:14:35,724 How about... 343 00:14:36,943 --> 00:14:38,609 I just raid the vending machine? 344 00:14:38,611 --> 00:14:40,087 Yes. 345 00:14:40,089 --> 00:14:42,330 I can finally live out my Charlie Brown fantasy 346 00:14:42,332 --> 00:14:44,257 of having junk food for Thanksgiving dinner. 347 00:14:44,259 --> 00:14:46,242 Yes! Okay, I will have 348 00:14:46,244 --> 00:14:48,503 Stonewall's finest chocolate chip cookies, 349 00:14:48,505 --> 00:14:50,472 chips, soda and candy, please. 350 00:14:52,759 --> 00:14:54,401 Get yourself something too. 351 00:14:56,963 --> 00:14:58,814 [VENDING MACHINE CLATTERING] 352 00:15:03,303 --> 00:15:04,444 [MACHINE BEEPING] 353 00:15:11,453 --> 00:15:13,036 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 354 00:15:19,319 --> 00:15:20,326 Who the hell are you? 355 00:15:21,779 --> 00:15:22,912 What do you want? 356 00:15:22,914 --> 00:15:24,506 [GRUNTS] 357 00:15:25,300 --> 00:15:26,716 Betty... 358 00:15:26,718 --> 00:15:28,793 I saw him sneak past the door. 359 00:15:28,795 --> 00:15:30,870 [SIGHS] 360 00:15:30,872 --> 00:15:32,681 [MASKED WOMAN] What the hell, you guys? 361 00:15:34,375 --> 00:15:35,791 What did you do to him? 362 00:15:35,800 --> 00:15:37,619 Donna, what did we do? 363 00:15:37,622 --> 00:15:39,312 What're you guys doing here? 364 00:15:39,314 --> 00:15:42,399 And why're you wearing... bunny masks? 365 00:15:42,401 --> 00:15:43,738 And carrying an ax? 366 00:15:43,741 --> 00:15:46,010 We were just trying to scare you, Jones, have a little fun. 367 00:15:46,012 --> 00:15:47,743 All right, well, now your friend is bleeding 368 00:15:47,746 --> 00:15:50,109 and I'm sure this place's infirmary is locked up really tight, 369 00:15:50,111 --> 00:15:53,059 so yeah, that's fun. Let's get him up. 370 00:15:53,062 --> 00:15:54,936 [MUNROE] Oh, there he is. What's going on, Eddie? 371 00:15:54,938 --> 00:15:56,663 [EDDIE] You want some cider, some coco? 372 00:15:56,665 --> 00:15:59,023 [VERONICA] Even if this storm's keeping most people away, 373 00:15:59,025 --> 00:16:01,409 thank goodness you're doing this, Archie. 374 00:16:01,411 --> 00:16:02,669 Where else would they have gone? 375 00:16:02,671 --> 00:16:04,436 [ARCHIE] I don't know. 376 00:16:04,439 --> 00:16:07,198 But I'm thinking, maybe we should keep the center open overnight. 377 00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:09,033 No one should be out in this ice. 378 00:16:09,035 --> 00:16:11,136 You're too good for this world, Archiekins. 379 00:16:12,422 --> 00:16:13,969 Hey... 380 00:16:13,972 --> 00:16:15,348 How are you holding up? 381 00:16:16,760 --> 00:16:18,291 I'm good, why? 382 00:16:18,294 --> 00:16:20,044 I just... 383 00:16:20,046 --> 00:16:22,010 wanna make sure you're okay. 384 00:16:22,013 --> 00:16:23,690 And I am, Ronnie. 385 00:16:25,194 --> 00:16:29,143 It hasn't totally hit me yet, I don't think. 386 00:16:30,014 --> 00:16:31,364 Well, 387 00:16:31,366 --> 00:16:32,687 when it does... 388 00:16:33,944 --> 00:16:35,261 I'm here for you. 389 00:16:36,416 --> 00:16:37,537 Okay? 390 00:16:39,541 --> 00:16:41,416 [MUNROE] Hi. Okay. 391 00:16:43,545 --> 00:16:46,213 Just make yourselves at home and have some cider. 392 00:16:50,552 --> 00:16:53,018 Hey, guys, come on in. Welcome to the center. 393 00:16:53,021 --> 00:16:54,282 And who are you? 394 00:16:54,285 --> 00:16:56,630 I'm Archie. I run the center with Munroe, 395 00:16:56,633 --> 00:16:58,216 my friend. We're glad to have you. 396 00:16:58,218 --> 00:17:00,793 But, you're just a kid yourself. 397 00:17:00,795 --> 00:17:03,230 Hey, Archie, uh, there's a spill over here. 398 00:17:03,232 --> 00:17:05,565 I don't know where the bucket and mop is. 399 00:17:05,567 --> 00:17:06,953 Uh, I got it, Mom. 400 00:17:06,956 --> 00:17:08,534 Excuse me, guys, uh, 401 00:17:08,537 --> 00:17:10,427 help yourself to some hot chocolate or cider. 402 00:17:10,430 --> 00:17:11,630 Dinner will be ready in a bit. 403 00:17:23,151 --> 00:17:25,109 [GROANING] 404 00:17:25,111 --> 00:17:27,754 That should do it. Three stitches, not too bad. 405 00:17:29,165 --> 00:17:31,336 [PANTING] Yeah. It's easy for you to say. 406 00:17:32,919 --> 00:17:34,344 Well, maybe next time, 407 00:17:34,347 --> 00:17:36,556 don't threaten my boyfriend with an ax. 408 00:17:37,882 --> 00:17:39,516 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 409 00:17:49,302 --> 00:17:51,444 "It saddens me greatly to realize 410 00:17:51,446 --> 00:17:54,138 that these will be the last words I ever write." 411 00:17:55,157 --> 00:17:56,316 Hands off, Forsythe. 412 00:17:56,318 --> 00:17:57,412 What was that? 413 00:17:57,415 --> 00:17:59,952 Was that a suicide note? Mr. Chipping's? 414 00:17:59,955 --> 00:18:01,621 It was an exercise we did. 415 00:18:01,623 --> 00:18:03,197 We each wrote a note to see 416 00:18:03,199 --> 00:18:05,649 who could best capture the inner workings 417 00:18:05,651 --> 00:18:07,318 of Chipping's troubled mind. 418 00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:08,569 If it was an official exercise, 419 00:18:08,571 --> 00:18:10,013 then why wasn't I included? 420 00:18:11,199 --> 00:18:13,824 It was outside the curriculum, relax. 421 00:18:13,826 --> 00:18:15,802 Come on, Bret, let's get you cleaned up. 422 00:18:22,710 --> 00:18:24,811 Jug, what are they doing here, really? 423 00:18:24,813 --> 00:18:26,387 I don't know. But I certainly don't believe 424 00:18:26,389 --> 00:18:28,881 any of that BS about a writing exercise. 425 00:18:28,883 --> 00:18:31,467 Well, maybe it's incriminating evidence that 426 00:18:31,469 --> 00:18:32,617 they wanna get rid of, 427 00:18:32,620 --> 00:18:34,654 or fake evidence that they're trying to plant. 428 00:18:34,656 --> 00:18:37,931 [SIGHING] Okay. How are we gonna play this game? 429 00:18:37,934 --> 00:18:39,225 You said it. 430 00:18:39,227 --> 00:18:41,494 Your chums like playing games. 431 00:18:43,665 --> 00:18:45,772 Let's give them a taste of their own medicine. 432 00:18:49,278 --> 00:18:52,571 Aunt Cricket, we're so thrilled you were able to join us... 433 00:18:52,573 --> 00:18:54,007 and that you brought Cousin Fester. 434 00:18:54,009 --> 00:18:55,675 Well, I wanted witnesses, 435 00:18:55,677 --> 00:18:58,419 so I don't go missing the way Bedford did. 436 00:18:58,421 --> 00:19:00,162 Don't be silly. 437 00:19:00,164 --> 00:19:02,039 Dinner will be ready soon. 438 00:19:02,041 --> 00:19:04,497 Can I offer you some mulled berry wine to start? 439 00:19:15,605 --> 00:19:17,555 Hey, Archie. 440 00:19:17,557 --> 00:19:19,348 What's up, Eddie? 441 00:19:19,350 --> 00:19:21,095 You see those people over there? 442 00:19:22,339 --> 00:19:24,556 I've seen them before at the arcade. 443 00:19:26,524 --> 00:19:28,015 They're Dodger's family. 444 00:19:30,244 --> 00:19:32,452 What the hell? You sure? 445 00:19:35,217 --> 00:19:37,050 [SIGHS] All right. Thanks for the heads-up. 446 00:19:37,052 --> 00:19:38,885 Go grab a seat. I'll take care of it. 447 00:19:38,887 --> 00:19:40,512 And hey, be cool. 448 00:19:49,973 --> 00:19:52,047 I'm not sure what you're here for, 449 00:19:52,049 --> 00:19:53,808 but you and your boys need to leave. 450 00:19:53,810 --> 00:19:55,901 We've got kids here. We don't want any trouble. 451 00:19:56,846 --> 00:19:58,738 We don't want any trouble either. 452 00:20:02,244 --> 00:20:03,559 But we've come for the man 453 00:20:03,561 --> 00:20:05,300 who tried to kill our Dodger. 454 00:20:06,981 --> 00:20:08,415 Got a feeling he's you, 455 00:20:09,584 --> 00:20:11,200 or one of your friends. 456 00:20:11,202 --> 00:20:12,585 I swear to you, 457 00:20:12,587 --> 00:20:14,935 no one here tried to hurt Dodger. 458 00:20:14,938 --> 00:20:16,535 Well, someone did. 459 00:20:16,538 --> 00:20:18,091 And whoever it is, 460 00:20:18,093 --> 00:20:20,618 he's got a real soft spot for this place. 461 00:20:20,620 --> 00:20:23,096 We think, if we hang out here long enough, 462 00:20:24,290 --> 00:20:25,598 he'll show. 463 00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:27,675 [DARLA] In the meantime, 464 00:20:27,677 --> 00:20:31,289 how about some of that delicious food I'm smelling? 465 00:20:31,292 --> 00:20:32,361 [SNIFFS] 466 00:20:32,364 --> 00:20:33,996 You guys remember, back in high school, 467 00:20:33,999 --> 00:20:36,132 when we all used to hang out together? 468 00:20:36,135 --> 00:20:38,445 Us griping about how horrible our parents were. 469 00:20:38,447 --> 00:20:40,400 And now we're the horrible parents. 470 00:20:42,117 --> 00:20:45,643 Fred never complained about his folks, not once. 471 00:20:45,645 --> 00:20:48,144 Look what an amazing father he turned out to be. 472 00:20:49,430 --> 00:20:51,708 Think we could all take a lesson from that, huh? 473 00:20:54,487 --> 00:20:57,947 Hey, what say we continue this downstairs, over drinks? 474 00:20:57,949 --> 00:21:00,675 - Huh? To toast Fred! - Yes. 475 00:21:00,677 --> 00:21:02,868 What do you say, FP, huh? 476 00:21:02,870 --> 00:21:04,304 You're not on duty, are you? 477 00:21:06,999 --> 00:21:08,516 Why the hell not, Mr. Mayor? 478 00:21:11,313 --> 00:21:15,965 Well, considering we're trapped here until the morning, at least, 479 00:21:15,967 --> 00:21:18,651 what say we pass the time with a game of "Never Have I Ever"? 480 00:21:18,653 --> 00:21:21,884 I do love a good salacious drinking game. 481 00:21:21,887 --> 00:21:23,053 I'll start. 482 00:21:24,659 --> 00:21:26,627 Never have I ever... 483 00:21:26,630 --> 00:21:28,203 kissed a girl. 484 00:21:30,198 --> 00:21:31,482 Betty. 485 00:21:35,670 --> 00:21:38,203 Never have I ever... 486 00:21:38,206 --> 00:21:39,464 done drugs. 487 00:21:42,844 --> 00:21:45,035 Jones, I'm surprised. Isn't Riverdale, like, 488 00:21:45,037 --> 00:21:46,792 the drug capital of the world? 489 00:21:49,041 --> 00:21:51,229 Never have I ever... 490 00:21:51,232 --> 00:21:52,477 been in a gang. 491 00:21:55,251 --> 00:21:56,314 Really? 492 00:21:57,300 --> 00:21:59,183 But you look so sweet. 493 00:21:59,186 --> 00:22:01,914 [CLICKS TONGUE] Oh. Well, I'm not as sweet as you might think. 494 00:22:07,840 --> 00:22:10,306 Never have I ever been in a secret society. 495 00:22:15,118 --> 00:22:17,622 Oops. Looks like you lose that round, Forsythe. 496 00:22:17,625 --> 00:22:19,307 Now you gotta finish the whole flask. 497 00:22:25,369 --> 00:22:28,150 Time for a refill. I'll go get the bottle from your room, Jug. 498 00:23:13,101 --> 00:23:15,751 Jug, I found this tiepin in Donna's room, 499 00:23:15,753 --> 00:23:17,270 and it has an engraving on the back. 500 00:23:18,130 --> 00:23:20,798 The initials "RC." 501 00:23:20,800 --> 00:23:22,275 What was Mr. Chipping's first name? 502 00:23:22,277 --> 00:23:23,474 Rooper! 503 00:23:23,477 --> 00:23:24,968 - These are his initials. - Mmm-hmm. 504 00:23:24,970 --> 00:23:27,096 How does Donna have this? 505 00:23:27,098 --> 00:23:29,640 Killers often take something from their victim 506 00:23:29,642 --> 00:23:31,556 as a souvenir or trophy. 507 00:23:37,983 --> 00:23:39,917 How long can this go on for? 508 00:23:41,112 --> 00:23:42,962 We have to fight back. 509 00:23:42,964 --> 00:23:45,948 No offense to your "guns," Munroe, but they have real ones. 510 00:23:45,950 --> 00:23:48,468 If I can get into the office, in my desk, 511 00:23:48,470 --> 00:23:51,120 I have a drawer full of weapons that I confiscated off of the kids. 512 00:23:51,122 --> 00:23:53,237 - Knives, switchblades... - No. Hold on. 513 00:23:53,240 --> 00:23:55,548 I'm not sure I endorse this plan. 514 00:23:55,551 --> 00:23:58,421 Adding more weapons to the stew? One of those kids could get hurt. 515 00:24:09,127 --> 00:24:10,865 - [MUNROE] Matthew! - Hey, you little runt. 516 00:24:10,868 --> 00:24:12,909 - You want this? - [ARCHIE] Relax. Relax. 517 00:24:12,912 --> 00:24:13,840 Don't do it! 518 00:24:13,843 --> 00:24:16,116 Look, he's just a kid. Everyone, stay back. 519 00:24:16,119 --> 00:24:18,396 Archie! 520 00:24:18,399 --> 00:24:19,675 That's for my brother. 521 00:24:22,477 --> 00:24:25,486 You know what I think, carrot top? 522 00:24:25,489 --> 00:24:27,777 I think you've got a hero complex. 523 00:24:29,243 --> 00:24:31,660 You know what else I think? 524 00:24:31,662 --> 00:24:35,014 I think you beat my boy Dodger into a coma, 525 00:24:35,016 --> 00:24:38,709 and then, you called an ambulance so no one would suspect you. 526 00:24:38,711 --> 00:24:40,520 But a mother, she knows. 527 00:24:41,630 --> 00:24:43,264 And you... 528 00:24:43,266 --> 00:24:45,750 You are gonna pay for what you've done! 529 00:24:46,736 --> 00:24:48,444 Now, get your ass down. 530 00:25:00,542 --> 00:25:01,666 Say it. 531 00:25:02,785 --> 00:25:04,193 Say it's you. 532 00:25:04,195 --> 00:25:06,135 You're the one who almost killed my son. 533 00:25:06,138 --> 00:25:08,697 Ms. Dickinson, please. 534 00:25:08,699 --> 00:25:10,851 Whatever it is that you think you have to do here, you don't. 535 00:25:10,853 --> 00:25:11,953 Say it! 536 00:25:13,454 --> 00:25:15,129 Confess, boy, 537 00:25:15,131 --> 00:25:17,918 before things start getting real ugly in here. 538 00:25:23,231 --> 00:25:25,306 If I say it, 539 00:25:25,308 --> 00:25:27,048 you'll let everyone else here go... 540 00:25:27,051 --> 00:25:28,735 and you can do whatever you want to me. 541 00:25:28,737 --> 00:25:30,097 I'll take that deal. 542 00:25:31,508 --> 00:25:33,091 But I need to hear you say it. 543 00:25:34,817 --> 00:25:35,992 Fine. 544 00:25:38,821 --> 00:25:40,913 Stop, stop. It's me. 545 00:25:40,915 --> 00:25:43,082 I wear the mask. I'm the Dark Duke. Leave Archie alone. 546 00:25:43,084 --> 00:25:45,042 Shut the hell up. It's not him. 547 00:25:45,044 --> 00:25:48,421 - It's me. The mask is mine. - Toby, sit down and shut up. 548 00:25:48,423 --> 00:25:49,947 I'm the guy you want. 549 00:25:49,949 --> 00:25:51,067 That's enough! 550 00:25:52,302 --> 00:25:55,618 Now, that was a touching display. 551 00:25:55,621 --> 00:25:56,875 Hell... 552 00:25:56,878 --> 00:25:59,375 another day, I might have even cried. 553 00:25:59,378 --> 00:26:01,008 But not today. 554 00:26:01,010 --> 00:26:03,919 I already spilled all my tears over my son. 555 00:26:03,921 --> 00:26:05,624 And boy... 556 00:26:05,634 --> 00:26:09,609 your mother is gonna find out exactly what that feels like. 557 00:26:13,013 --> 00:26:14,471 Go, get in the office. 558 00:26:14,473 --> 00:26:15,907 Go, go, go, go! 559 00:26:25,868 --> 00:26:27,460 Don't even try it. 560 00:26:28,496 --> 00:26:31,655 Stop! Step away from my son. 561 00:26:31,657 --> 00:26:34,467 I have the right to protect myself against intruders, 562 00:26:34,469 --> 00:26:35,802 with deadly force. 563 00:26:35,804 --> 00:26:37,494 So, unless you want me to use it, 564 00:26:37,496 --> 00:26:39,454 you have exactly five seconds 565 00:26:39,456 --> 00:26:41,403 to get the hell out of here. 566 00:26:41,406 --> 00:26:42,492 One. 567 00:26:43,886 --> 00:26:45,227 Two. 568 00:26:45,230 --> 00:26:46,395 Three. 569 00:26:48,340 --> 00:26:49,440 Four. 570 00:26:55,231 --> 00:26:57,439 Lock the door behind them and let's call the police. 571 00:26:57,441 --> 00:26:58,658 Mrs. Andrews... 572 00:27:00,069 --> 00:27:02,328 I'm obsessed. 573 00:27:02,330 --> 00:27:04,611 - Yeah. Mom, since when are you Dirty Harry? - [LOUD BANG] 574 00:27:05,834 --> 00:27:07,496 What was that explosion? 575 00:27:18,417 --> 00:27:22,560 Who in their right mind tries to deep-fry a turkey inside? 576 00:27:29,882 --> 00:27:31,924 [HIRAM] You're nursing it, FP. 577 00:27:31,926 --> 00:27:33,550 What's the matter, you don't like my rum? 578 00:27:33,552 --> 00:27:35,069 [SCOFFS] 579 00:27:35,072 --> 00:27:36,814 Well, someone's got to be clear-headed 580 00:27:36,817 --> 00:27:38,512 enough to drive the rest of you home. 581 00:27:38,515 --> 00:27:40,116 [ALL CHUCKLE] 582 00:27:42,111 --> 00:27:44,278 FP... 583 00:27:44,280 --> 00:27:46,355 you know, I sense that you were upset with me 584 00:27:46,357 --> 00:27:49,604 when I asked you to shut down Archie's community center earlier. 585 00:27:52,046 --> 00:27:55,094 Anyway, I appreciate your cooperation. 586 00:27:56,659 --> 00:27:58,551 I'm gonna make this clear, Hiram. 587 00:27:58,553 --> 00:27:59,576 FP. 588 00:27:59,578 --> 00:28:01,721 I'm not your puppet. 589 00:28:01,723 --> 00:28:04,247 When I took this job, I pledged to serve and protect Riverdale, 590 00:28:04,249 --> 00:28:05,748 not to do your bidding. 591 00:28:12,733 --> 00:28:14,048 Why don't you settle down? 592 00:28:14,051 --> 00:28:15,568 Mmm-hmm. 593 00:28:15,570 --> 00:28:17,511 What's the matter? 594 00:28:17,513 --> 00:28:19,596 You put a hit out on my son, you bastard. 595 00:28:19,598 --> 00:28:21,390 You think I forgot about that? 596 00:28:21,392 --> 00:28:24,076 Yeah. Is that why you tried to murder me, 597 00:28:24,078 --> 00:28:26,812 at the behest of my own wife? 598 00:28:26,814 --> 00:28:27,938 Hiram. 599 00:28:27,940 --> 00:28:29,178 [BOTH GRUNTING] 600 00:28:33,381 --> 00:28:34,662 FP. 601 00:28:36,591 --> 00:28:37,798 Finish it. 602 00:28:38,885 --> 00:28:40,334 Do it. 603 00:28:40,336 --> 00:28:43,179 - Or get the hell off me. - FP. 604 00:28:43,181 --> 00:28:45,747 - [HIRAM] Come on. - [PANTING] I'm not gonna do it. 605 00:28:45,749 --> 00:28:47,749 But you deserve it. 606 00:28:47,751 --> 00:28:50,919 Everyone in this room... Hell, everyone in this town 607 00:28:50,921 --> 00:28:52,486 knows that you deserve it! 608 00:28:56,986 --> 00:28:58,153 [BOTTLE BREAKS] 609 00:29:00,782 --> 00:29:04,692 Whilst we all tuck into our delicious homemade meat pies, 610 00:29:04,694 --> 00:29:07,590 might I suggest we reminisce about some Thanksgivings of yore? 611 00:29:08,665 --> 00:29:09,938 Nana? 612 00:29:09,940 --> 00:29:11,429 Will you regale us? 613 00:29:11,432 --> 00:29:12,483 Well... 614 00:29:14,486 --> 00:29:18,798 There is the story of the first Blossom Thanksgiving, but... 615 00:29:18,800 --> 00:29:21,575 it's a dark chapter. 616 00:29:21,577 --> 00:29:22,969 Deeply dark. 617 00:29:22,971 --> 00:29:24,203 That's fine. 618 00:29:24,206 --> 00:29:26,305 I'd love to hear more about your family, 619 00:29:26,307 --> 00:29:28,048 warts and all. 620 00:29:28,050 --> 00:29:30,476 The weather had turned... 621 00:29:30,478 --> 00:29:34,729 and the Blossom settlers were surprised by... 622 00:29:34,732 --> 00:29:37,483 a sudden, brutal 623 00:29:37,485 --> 00:29:39,443 onset of ice. 624 00:29:40,563 --> 00:29:42,971 Much like tonight. 625 00:29:42,973 --> 00:29:46,516 The wagons were snowed in, and soon after, 626 00:29:46,518 --> 00:29:48,828 the hunger set in. 627 00:29:51,332 --> 00:29:52,456 Deep. 628 00:29:53,835 --> 00:29:55,251 Aching. 629 00:29:56,662 --> 00:29:58,087 Gnawing. 630 00:29:59,373 --> 00:30:01,841 Stomachs, groaning so loud, 631 00:30:01,843 --> 00:30:04,877 they drowned out the wind, until... 632 00:30:04,879 --> 00:30:06,142 Until what, Nana? 633 00:30:08,499 --> 00:30:12,183 The Blossoms turned on one another. 634 00:30:12,186 --> 00:30:15,038 They had to eat their own. 635 00:30:15,041 --> 00:30:17,366 Survive... 636 00:30:17,369 --> 00:30:20,081 on Blossom flesh. 637 00:30:23,054 --> 00:30:27,198 Do you mean... cannibalism? 638 00:30:27,201 --> 00:30:29,238 I can only imagine what a scandal 639 00:30:29,241 --> 00:30:31,509 like that would do to our family name. 640 00:30:31,512 --> 00:30:34,231 Especially, if it were to come out right as Aunt Cricket were 641 00:30:34,233 --> 00:30:37,567 attempting to negotiate a sale for our maple business. 642 00:30:37,569 --> 00:30:40,713 Please, no one would believe that snuff. 643 00:30:40,715 --> 00:30:42,623 I wouldn't be so sure of that. 644 00:30:42,625 --> 00:30:46,384 We Blossoms have always been highly carnivorous. 645 00:30:46,387 --> 00:30:48,370 I mean... 646 00:30:48,372 --> 00:30:51,540 I ate my brother Julian in the womb. 647 00:30:51,543 --> 00:30:54,819 And you're eating those meat pies we prepared especially for you. 648 00:30:56,135 --> 00:30:57,759 [GRUNTS] My tooth. 649 00:31:00,568 --> 00:31:02,026 What on earth? 650 00:31:04,721 --> 00:31:06,405 What? 651 00:31:06,407 --> 00:31:08,175 Is this Uncle Bedford's ring? 652 00:31:10,152 --> 00:31:11,243 What does this mean? 653 00:31:11,245 --> 00:31:13,746 It means, Aunt Cricket... 654 00:31:13,748 --> 00:31:16,415 that you're welcome to search the house. 655 00:31:16,417 --> 00:31:18,209 It means that Uncle Bedford... 656 00:31:19,087 --> 00:31:20,735 will never be found. 657 00:31:20,737 --> 00:31:23,612 It means that any evidence he was ever here... 658 00:31:25,159 --> 00:31:27,333 is in the process of being... 659 00:31:27,336 --> 00:31:28,636 digested. 660 00:31:30,831 --> 00:31:32,414 In other words, 661 00:31:32,416 --> 00:31:33,891 I think you know what it means. 662 00:31:35,085 --> 00:31:37,794 You... You're bluffing. 663 00:31:37,797 --> 00:31:39,519 Not even you are deranged enough to 664 00:31:39,522 --> 00:31:42,573 commit such an unspeakable abomination. 665 00:31:42,576 --> 00:31:44,259 On the contrary. 666 00:31:44,261 --> 00:31:47,020 [GASPS] Which reminds me... 667 00:31:47,022 --> 00:31:49,281 it's time for dessert. T.T. 668 00:31:50,526 --> 00:31:52,267 [COUSIN FESTER SHRIEKS] 669 00:31:52,269 --> 00:31:53,876 Face facts, Aunt Cricket. 670 00:31:53,879 --> 00:31:57,455 You and Cousin Fester have just committed a vile act of cannibalism, 671 00:31:57,458 --> 00:31:59,983 which is illegal in this state. 672 00:31:59,985 --> 00:32:01,992 So, unless you want the world to learn as much, 673 00:32:01,995 --> 00:32:04,479 you will leave us the hell alone. 674 00:32:04,482 --> 00:32:07,207 You do not knock on my door, you do not harass my girlfriend. 675 00:32:07,209 --> 00:32:11,411 You do not ask me to sell off my Blossom legacy ever again. 676 00:32:11,413 --> 00:32:12,471 Are we clear? 677 00:32:12,474 --> 00:32:14,239 Now, 678 00:32:14,242 --> 00:32:17,049 would you like me to pack up the rest of Bedford for you in Tupperware? 679 00:32:17,052 --> 00:32:18,185 [GROANING] 680 00:32:19,981 --> 00:32:21,147 Fester... 681 00:32:26,228 --> 00:32:27,194 [GLASS CLINKS] 682 00:32:31,934 --> 00:32:34,493 There you two are. We thought you'd been murdered. 683 00:32:34,495 --> 00:32:36,770 No dice on the booze, I see. 684 00:32:36,772 --> 00:32:38,855 Not a drop to be found. 685 00:32:38,857 --> 00:32:40,499 But I say we keep playing the game... 686 00:32:40,501 --> 00:32:42,168 and I'll go next. 687 00:32:42,170 --> 00:32:45,212 Never have I ever tried to cover up a murder. 688 00:32:48,825 --> 00:32:51,228 Oh, you guys are just so cool. 689 00:32:51,231 --> 00:32:53,086 You know that? 690 00:32:53,088 --> 00:32:54,513 You never break into sweat, 691 00:32:54,515 --> 00:32:56,873 never betraying an emotion. 692 00:32:56,875 --> 00:32:59,894 Hell, writing fake suicide notes, how cool is that? 693 00:33:02,356 --> 00:33:04,523 Well, you guys aren't as devious as you think. 694 00:33:04,525 --> 00:33:07,676 Otherwise, you wouldn't have left incriminating evidence, 695 00:33:07,678 --> 00:33:11,054 like Mr. Chipping's tiepin. 696 00:33:11,056 --> 00:33:13,014 You went into my room? 697 00:33:13,016 --> 00:33:15,517 It was an accident. I mean, all the doors look the same. 698 00:33:15,519 --> 00:33:17,423 Between the suicide note and the tiepin, 699 00:33:17,426 --> 00:33:20,614 you two are trying to cover up something about Mr. Chipping's suicide. 700 00:33:20,617 --> 00:33:22,219 Or was it a murder? 701 00:33:22,222 --> 00:33:23,442 Care to explain? 702 00:33:24,561 --> 00:33:26,527 You were there, Jones. 703 00:33:26,530 --> 00:33:28,038 You saw him jump. 704 00:33:28,040 --> 00:33:29,739 No one pushed him out that window. 705 00:33:29,741 --> 00:33:31,884 Not physically. 706 00:33:31,886 --> 00:33:35,092 But psychologically, Mr. Chipping could have been pushed to the edge. 707 00:33:43,142 --> 00:33:44,230 Donna. 708 00:33:45,399 --> 00:33:47,140 How... Where... 709 00:33:47,142 --> 00:33:49,509 did you get this? We just wanna know the truth. 710 00:33:49,511 --> 00:33:51,237 Mr. Chipping gave it to me, okay? 711 00:33:51,239 --> 00:33:52,446 We were having an affair. 712 00:33:54,242 --> 00:33:55,341 [SIGHS] 713 00:33:59,062 --> 00:34:01,530 [SIGHS SOFTLY] I knew it was wrong. 714 00:34:01,532 --> 00:34:04,566 And I... I didn't want anybody to get into trouble. 715 00:34:04,568 --> 00:34:07,661 So, I tried to break it off with him. 716 00:34:07,663 --> 00:34:10,831 [BREATH HITCHES] But then he got... aggressive. 717 00:34:10,833 --> 00:34:14,260 [SOBS] I was so scared. I told him, if he didn't stop, 718 00:34:14,262 --> 00:34:17,245 I would go to the headmaster. And then... 719 00:34:17,247 --> 00:34:20,510 [SOBBING] And the next day, he jumped out of a window. 720 00:34:23,178 --> 00:34:27,273 I can't live my life doing Hiram's bidding, Alice. 721 00:34:27,275 --> 00:34:31,110 I'm not cut out for it. There's too much blood on the tracks. 722 00:34:31,112 --> 00:34:34,651 - I hear you. - I am a Serpent, Alice. I am a Serpent! 723 00:34:36,266 --> 00:34:38,742 Every bone in my body is a Serpent. 724 00:34:40,937 --> 00:34:43,872 Okay, so is there a rule that says that you can't be both? 725 00:34:50,798 --> 00:34:52,047 That's not bad. 726 00:34:53,801 --> 00:34:55,992 If Hiram can be mayor and a kingpin, 727 00:34:55,994 --> 00:35:00,065 who says, that I can't be sheriff and a gang leader? 728 00:35:03,811 --> 00:35:05,041 [LAUGHS] 729 00:35:09,483 --> 00:35:11,025 How're you feeling, my love? 730 00:35:13,804 --> 00:35:17,180 I think, relieved? [SIGHS] 731 00:35:17,182 --> 00:35:20,400 Am I crazy, or did we just manage to pull our plan off? 732 00:35:20,402 --> 00:35:22,903 The latter. 733 00:35:22,905 --> 00:35:25,497 By morning, Sweetwater River will have frozen over, 734 00:35:25,499 --> 00:35:27,741 and Aunt Cricket and Cousin Fester will be back 735 00:35:27,743 --> 00:35:30,819 in whatever ring of hell they typically inhabit, 736 00:35:30,821 --> 00:35:35,156 digesting those yummy lamb meat pies. 737 00:35:35,158 --> 00:35:38,177 And Uncle Bedford's name will never be spoken aloud again. 738 00:35:39,329 --> 00:35:41,443 I do feel some kind of peace, 739 00:35:42,016 --> 00:35:44,516 in some weird way. 740 00:35:44,518 --> 00:35:47,035 We defended our home from hostile invaders. 741 00:35:48,356 --> 00:35:50,713 And, for the rest of the weekend, 742 00:35:50,715 --> 00:35:53,044 we have nothing to worry about but ourselves. 743 00:35:57,365 --> 00:35:59,106 And... 744 00:35:59,108 --> 00:36:00,991 Something I haven't yet said. 745 00:36:06,374 --> 00:36:08,207 I love you. 746 00:36:08,209 --> 00:36:10,867 And I'm so grateful to you. 747 00:36:10,869 --> 00:36:12,503 Yeah, love you too, babe. 748 00:36:14,573 --> 00:36:16,340 And, happy Thanksgiving. 749 00:36:26,927 --> 00:36:29,252 I'm just so confused. 750 00:36:29,254 --> 00:36:32,639 This whole time, Mr. Chipping was the bad guy? It wasn't Bret, 751 00:36:32,641 --> 00:36:33,816 or Mr. DuPont? 752 00:36:34,885 --> 00:36:37,736 And poor Donna. 753 00:36:37,738 --> 00:36:41,398 I'm not so sure that Donna isn't playing us, Jug. 754 00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:42,780 What do you mean? 755 00:36:42,783 --> 00:36:44,690 Are you saying she made all of that up? 756 00:36:44,693 --> 00:36:46,912 Well, I don't wanna say that, because there's a possibility 757 00:36:46,914 --> 00:36:48,822 that they had a harrowing affair. 758 00:36:50,418 --> 00:36:52,826 But there's a possibility... 759 00:36:52,828 --> 00:36:55,612 in which the story that she told me 760 00:36:55,614 --> 00:36:58,841 was just to stall us from uncovering the real truth. 761 00:37:01,745 --> 00:37:05,431 You should just talk to your headmaster, Jug. 762 00:37:05,433 --> 00:37:07,284 I mean, get it on his radar that something 763 00:37:07,287 --> 00:37:08,791 weird is happening at this school. 764 00:37:08,793 --> 00:37:11,294 Yeah. That's a good idea. 765 00:37:11,296 --> 00:37:14,440 I will. 766 00:37:14,442 --> 00:37:17,443 Hey, I was thinking, maybe, if the storm clears up by tomorrow morning, 767 00:37:17,445 --> 00:37:18,944 that we can go home for the weekend. 768 00:37:18,946 --> 00:37:21,304 Sure, but in the meantime, how... 769 00:37:21,306 --> 00:37:23,139 How will we stay warm tonight? 770 00:37:26,937 --> 00:37:27,995 [BETTY CHUCKLES] 771 00:37:29,356 --> 00:37:30,622 [LAUGHS] 772 00:37:34,277 --> 00:37:36,611 Before we start... 773 00:37:36,613 --> 00:37:40,372 We were never a particularly religious house. 774 00:37:40,375 --> 00:37:42,801 But the one thing we always did, 775 00:37:42,803 --> 00:37:45,879 the one thing my husband always liked to do, 776 00:37:45,881 --> 00:37:48,390 when we sat down together to eat as a family, 777 00:37:49,167 --> 00:37:50,517 was to say grace. 778 00:37:52,128 --> 00:37:53,187 He believed in that. 779 00:37:54,506 --> 00:37:56,732 Archie, would you do the honors? 780 00:37:57,485 --> 00:37:58,734 Yeah. 781 00:38:02,472 --> 00:38:07,141 Bless us, O Lord, for these, the gifts which we're about to receive. 782 00:38:07,143 --> 00:38:09,661 For this day, for this food, 783 00:38:09,663 --> 00:38:13,665 for our family, for our friends, we thank you, Amen. 784 00:38:13,667 --> 00:38:15,191 [ALL] Amen. 785 00:38:15,193 --> 00:38:16,376 And then he would say... 786 00:38:17,671 --> 00:38:19,216 Dig in, everyone. 787 00:38:19,219 --> 00:38:21,718 We're grateful to be alive, and to be here with you. 788 00:38:32,123 --> 00:38:33,568 What's this about, Sheriff? 789 00:38:33,571 --> 00:38:36,131 Dodger Dickenson's family is at large and dangerous, 790 00:38:36,134 --> 00:38:37,508 and we have reason to believe they might 791 00:38:37,510 --> 00:38:39,190 try to get to him, before they skip town. 792 00:38:39,193 --> 00:38:41,679 Well, we monitor our patients fairly closely. 793 00:38:45,107 --> 00:38:46,990 Well, not closely enough, huh, Doc? 794 00:38:48,069 --> 00:38:49,201 [SIGHS] 795 00:38:51,539 --> 00:38:53,038 Ah, excuse me, Headmaster? 796 00:39:05,553 --> 00:39:08,053 [JUGHEAD] What's that all about? 797 00:39:08,055 --> 00:39:09,721 Donna came clean to the Headmaster 798 00:39:09,723 --> 00:39:11,965 about her affair with Chipping. 799 00:39:11,967 --> 00:39:14,309 How he basically abused and harassed her. 800 00:39:15,896 --> 00:39:17,896 She was trying to protect this family, 801 00:39:17,898 --> 00:39:20,590 prevent any further pain, but after... 802 00:39:20,592 --> 00:39:22,309 Betty broke into her room, 803 00:39:22,311 --> 00:39:24,260 Donna felt like she had no choice 804 00:39:24,262 --> 00:39:26,763 but to talk to the authorities about... 805 00:39:26,765 --> 00:39:28,448 all the awful things Chipping did to her. 806 00:39:30,727 --> 00:39:33,579 Now I guess there's no doubt about it anymore. 807 00:39:34,748 --> 00:39:37,231 Chipping's death was a suicide, 808 00:39:37,233 --> 00:39:39,414 driven by a guilty man's fear of exposure. 809 00:39:43,657 --> 00:39:45,335 Case closed, Detective Jones. 810 00:40:12,143 --> 00:40:13,452 [SIGHS] 811 00:40:13,454 --> 00:40:15,621 [STRUMMING GUITAR] 812 00:40:24,965 --> 00:40:26,006 Archie... 813 00:40:28,344 --> 00:40:31,661 yesterday was without a doubt 814 00:40:31,663 --> 00:40:34,806 the strangest Thanksgiving I've ever had. 815 00:40:34,808 --> 00:40:37,875 - I mean, I pointed a gun at a woman. - [CHUCKLES] 816 00:40:37,877 --> 00:40:41,295 - Welcome to Riverdale, Mom. - [CHUCKLES] 817 00:40:41,297 --> 00:40:43,464 But yeah, it's a far cry from me, you and Dad 818 00:40:43,466 --> 00:40:46,447 just eating fried turkey and watching football. 819 00:40:46,450 --> 00:40:48,654 He never made it past the third quarter. [CHUCKLES] 820 00:40:48,656 --> 00:40:50,238 He fell asleep on the couch. 821 00:40:51,808 --> 00:40:53,141 [SIGHS] 822 00:40:53,143 --> 00:40:55,309 You know, I've been thinking about... 823 00:40:55,311 --> 00:40:58,479 that deep fryer exploding when it did. 824 00:40:58,481 --> 00:41:01,023 I mean, what are the odds of that? 825 00:41:01,025 --> 00:41:02,567 That saved us, Archie. 826 00:41:02,569 --> 00:41:03,985 Yeah, we got lucky, Mom. 827 00:41:03,987 --> 00:41:06,672 No. That wasn't luck. 828 00:41:06,675 --> 00:41:08,675 That was your dad watching out for us. 829 00:41:10,994 --> 00:41:12,113 I think you're right. 830 00:41:13,180 --> 00:41:14,704 And that gives me an idea. 831 00:41:14,706 --> 00:41:17,849 [CROWD CLAPPING AND CHEERING] 832 00:41:25,383 --> 00:41:27,275 [CLAPPING CONTINUES] 833 00:41:29,846 --> 00:41:31,530 What you think, Mom? 834 00:41:31,532 --> 00:41:34,307 Your father never would have believed this. 835 00:41:34,309 --> 00:41:37,685 Everything you've been building here... [SIGHS SOFTLY] 836 00:41:37,687 --> 00:41:38,912 All of you... 837 00:41:40,065 --> 00:41:42,089 He'd be honored 838 00:41:42,092 --> 00:41:43,916 and so proud. 839 00:41:55,403 --> 00:41:58,927 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com --