1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,620 [ARCHIE] Previously on Riverdale... 2 00:00:01,623 --> 00:00:02,852 Jughead? 3 00:00:02,855 --> 00:00:04,272 Moose! 4 00:00:04,274 --> 00:00:05,523 What the hell? 5 00:00:05,525 --> 00:00:07,238 [JUGHEAD] Wait, are you my roommate? 6 00:00:07,241 --> 00:00:10,160 Hermione Lodge, you're under arrest for conspiracy to commit murder. 7 00:00:10,163 --> 00:00:11,382 Your own husband's. 8 00:00:11,385 --> 00:00:13,701 Mija, I'm not paying for your crimes. 9 00:00:13,704 --> 00:00:16,206 I told the world what you are. 10 00:00:16,209 --> 00:00:17,535 Deal with it. 11 00:00:17,537 --> 00:00:19,087 I think you'd make an excellent candidate 12 00:00:19,089 --> 00:00:20,639 for the Junior FBI Training Program. 13 00:00:20,641 --> 00:00:23,220 So are you warming up to our half-brother now? 14 00:00:23,223 --> 00:00:24,834 [BETTY ON HEADPHONES] Yeah. Kind of. 15 00:00:24,836 --> 00:00:26,690 [JUGHEAD] I'm just glad that Charles was there for you. 16 00:00:26,692 --> 00:00:27,815 [MUNROE] Didn't we say we were gonna 17 00:00:27,817 --> 00:00:29,214 turn this place into a community center? 18 00:00:29,216 --> 00:00:30,258 [ARCHIE] Feels like it's time. 19 00:00:30,260 --> 00:00:31,648 No one is safe here. 20 00:00:31,651 --> 00:00:33,915 Is that really the town that you want to invest in? 21 00:00:33,918 --> 00:00:35,210 You're not actually considering 22 00:00:35,213 --> 00:00:37,073 fighting crime in those tights, are you? 23 00:00:37,076 --> 00:00:38,182 Of course not. 24 00:00:39,225 --> 00:00:40,746 I'm going to need a mask. 25 00:00:42,204 --> 00:00:45,205 [JUGHEAD] They say every town gets the hero it deserves. 26 00:00:45,207 --> 00:00:47,698 Riverdale's was Archie Andrews. 27 00:00:47,701 --> 00:00:49,734 High school athlete by day, 28 00:00:49,736 --> 00:00:52,320 would-be crime fighter by night. 29 00:00:52,322 --> 00:00:54,214 Patrolling the shadows of Sketch Alley, 30 00:00:54,216 --> 00:00:55,384 down by the Southside Docks, 31 00:00:55,387 --> 00:00:57,867 where Archie's community center is. 32 00:00:57,869 --> 00:01:01,037 You wouldn't want to be caught there too long after dark. 33 00:01:01,039 --> 00:01:02,898 That's when the rats came out. 34 00:01:04,226 --> 00:01:06,226 [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING] 35 00:01:11,641 --> 00:01:12,742 [SCREAMS] 36 00:01:17,930 --> 00:01:19,864 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 37 00:01:23,514 --> 00:01:24,906 - Here. - Stay away from me. 38 00:01:24,909 --> 00:01:26,325 [GROANS] 39 00:01:28,491 --> 00:01:29,824 [GASPING] 40 00:01:29,826 --> 00:01:31,617 [JUGHEAD] All in all, 41 00:01:31,620 --> 00:01:33,762 not an auspicious second outing 42 00:01:33,765 --> 00:01:36,124 for Riverdale's dark-suited vigilante. 43 00:01:38,501 --> 00:01:40,659 [SCHOOL BELL RINGING] 44 00:01:40,661 --> 00:01:42,337 And speaking of crime-fighting... 45 00:01:42,339 --> 00:01:46,174 Kev, what are your after-school plans? 46 00:01:46,176 --> 00:01:48,506 Cruising the bathrooms at Sheds and Royal. 47 00:01:48,509 --> 00:01:49,510 Perfect. 48 00:01:49,512 --> 00:01:52,513 Then you can join me for my first Junior FBI class. 49 00:01:52,515 --> 00:01:54,812 The one that your hot half-brother is teaching? 50 00:01:54,815 --> 00:01:56,056 Yes. 51 00:01:56,059 --> 00:01:57,434 I asked Charles if you could enroll, 52 00:01:57,436 --> 00:01:59,269 and he said everyone's welcome. 53 00:01:59,271 --> 00:02:01,452 Remind me, is your brother gay or straight? 54 00:02:03,233 --> 00:02:05,441 I actually have no idea, 55 00:02:05,444 --> 00:02:07,236 but seniors from a bunch of different high schools 56 00:02:07,238 --> 00:02:08,294 have signed up, so who knows? 57 00:02:08,296 --> 00:02:11,781 Maybe you'll meet a cute, gay FBI agent-in-training. 58 00:02:11,784 --> 00:02:12,833 I'm in. 59 00:02:12,835 --> 00:02:14,284 When and where? 60 00:02:14,286 --> 00:02:15,762 Seems that the District Attorney 61 00:02:15,764 --> 00:02:17,096 is pinning her entire case 62 00:02:17,099 --> 00:02:19,373 on linking you to Hiram's would-be murderer, 63 00:02:19,375 --> 00:02:22,221 - Tall Boy Petite. - Which is absurd. 64 00:02:22,224 --> 00:02:24,345 I mean, I've never even had any interaction with the man. 65 00:02:24,347 --> 00:02:27,131 Well, there is still the issue of the large sum of money 66 00:02:27,133 --> 00:02:29,133 the police found in your monogrammed Tucci bag 67 00:02:29,135 --> 00:02:30,141 in Tall Boy's apartment. 68 00:02:30,144 --> 00:02:32,094 Obviously, Hiram planted it there to frame me. 69 00:02:32,096 --> 00:02:34,805 FP will testify that he searched Tall Boy's apartment 70 00:02:34,807 --> 00:02:36,076 right after he died. 71 00:02:36,079 --> 00:02:39,116 He'll swear that there was no bag of money in evidence at that time. 72 00:02:39,119 --> 00:02:41,079 This week is insane. 73 00:02:42,106 --> 00:02:43,664 I've got two papers due, 74 00:02:43,667 --> 00:02:44,982 your trial's starting, 75 00:02:44,984 --> 00:02:46,650 Daddy's trial is around the corner. 76 00:02:46,652 --> 00:02:48,294 From what I've heard, the federal prosecutor's 77 00:02:48,296 --> 00:02:50,037 going after your father pretty hard. 78 00:02:50,039 --> 00:02:51,280 Oh, believe me, I know, 79 00:02:51,282 --> 00:02:52,823 I've been meeting with her on the DL. 80 00:02:52,825 --> 00:02:54,709 Goals for this week? 81 00:02:54,711 --> 00:02:56,313 Get Mom out of jail, 82 00:02:56,316 --> 00:02:58,596 and make sure Daddy stays rotting in his. 83 00:02:59,641 --> 00:03:01,200 [DONNA] What you working on? 84 00:03:01,203 --> 00:03:03,937 Same thing as when you drugged me, Donna. 85 00:03:03,940 --> 00:03:05,960 Except this time I actually found something. 86 00:03:05,963 --> 00:03:08,630 I know the Stonewall Four is supposed to be an urban legend, 87 00:03:08,632 --> 00:03:10,674 but when I checked the town paper, 88 00:03:10,676 --> 00:03:13,060 four people had actually gone missing 89 00:03:13,062 --> 00:03:14,395 over the last 30 years. 90 00:03:14,397 --> 00:03:15,896 That's exactly what happened to Moose. 91 00:03:15,898 --> 00:03:17,235 Marmaduke is fine. 92 00:03:17,238 --> 00:03:20,146 He's just busy in basic training. 93 00:03:20,149 --> 00:03:21,327 Look... 94 00:03:22,813 --> 00:03:23,979 We've been texting. 95 00:03:26,484 --> 00:03:30,152 [MR. CHIPPING] You guys are in for a treat. 96 00:03:30,154 --> 00:03:33,363 Advanced copies of my latest novel. 97 00:03:33,365 --> 00:03:34,882 It doesn't hit stores till Christmas, 98 00:03:34,885 --> 00:03:36,662 so no spoilers. 99 00:03:38,162 --> 00:03:39,469 Wait. Mr. Chipping, 100 00:03:39,472 --> 00:03:41,669 you wrote a Baxter Brothers Mystery? 101 00:03:41,672 --> 00:03:43,348 Were you Franklin P. Paxton? 102 00:03:43,351 --> 00:03:44,851 I am. Well... 103 00:03:45,711 --> 00:03:47,520 It's my nom de plume. 104 00:03:47,522 --> 00:03:50,047 But The Secret of the Old Windmill came out like, what, 105 00:03:50,049 --> 00:03:51,506 decades ago? How's that possible? 106 00:03:51,509 --> 00:03:55,602 I'm merely the latest in a long line of ghostwriters over the decades. 107 00:03:55,605 --> 00:03:56,790 My mind is blown. 108 00:03:56,793 --> 00:03:58,898 Mr. Chipping, I used to love these books when I was a kid. 109 00:03:58,900 --> 00:04:02,226 They were my gateway drug into serious crime fiction. 110 00:04:02,228 --> 00:04:04,370 [SNORTS] 111 00:04:04,372 --> 00:04:06,614 [MR. CHIPPING] Well, then you're in luck. 112 00:04:06,616 --> 00:04:09,246 To celebrate the publication of Ten Little Boy Scouts, 113 00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:11,503 Stonewall Prep is throwing me a little wine and cheese, 114 00:04:11,506 --> 00:04:13,004 to which you all are invited, 115 00:04:14,031 --> 00:04:16,307 as are previous ghostwriters. 116 00:04:18,410 --> 00:04:20,961 - [DOOR OPENS] - [BELL CHIMES] 117 00:04:20,963 --> 00:04:22,305 [MUSIC PLAYS ON RADIO] 118 00:04:23,874 --> 00:04:24,974 What's wrong, Pop? 119 00:04:26,085 --> 00:04:28,377 It's a subpoena. 120 00:04:28,379 --> 00:04:30,229 From your father's defense team. 121 00:04:30,231 --> 00:04:31,439 Oh, no. [SIGHS] 122 00:04:33,244 --> 00:04:35,884 They're probably gonna ask if you doctored La Bonne Nuit's books 123 00:04:35,886 --> 00:04:37,261 to make my father look guilty. 124 00:04:37,263 --> 00:04:38,637 Which I did. 125 00:04:38,639 --> 00:04:40,556 And I have no regrets about that, Veronica, 126 00:04:40,558 --> 00:04:42,224 you needed the help. 127 00:04:42,226 --> 00:04:46,228 But I cannot place my hand on a Bible and say otherwise. 128 00:04:46,230 --> 00:04:48,522 Let me get into it with the federal prosecutor. 129 00:04:48,524 --> 00:04:49,661 But don't worry, Pop. 130 00:04:49,664 --> 00:04:51,759 I'm not going to let you get caught up in this. 131 00:04:53,421 --> 00:04:57,089 Just when I thought you couldn't possibly go any lower, 132 00:04:57,091 --> 00:04:58,666 you proved me wrong, Daddy. 133 00:04:58,668 --> 00:05:00,259 Pop Tate is a good man. 134 00:05:00,261 --> 00:05:02,786 There is no need to drag him into the mess of your trial. 135 00:05:02,788 --> 00:05:04,263 I'm fighting for my freedom. 136 00:05:04,265 --> 00:05:05,226 And to be clear, 137 00:05:05,229 --> 00:05:07,173 I didn't drag Pop into this, you did. 138 00:05:07,176 --> 00:05:09,293 Because you were extorting me. 139 00:05:09,295 --> 00:05:12,379 You can spare Pop and end this right now, mija. 140 00:05:12,382 --> 00:05:14,941 Come clean to the Feds, admit you framed me. 141 00:05:14,943 --> 00:05:15,985 Hard pass. 142 00:05:15,988 --> 00:05:18,864 Well, then I'll be seeing Pop Tates in court. 143 00:05:18,867 --> 00:05:21,826 And tell your mom good luck on her case. 144 00:05:21,829 --> 00:05:23,115 I'll be rooting for her. 145 00:05:27,271 --> 00:05:28,529 [VERONICA] We have a problem. 146 00:05:28,531 --> 00:05:31,365 If Pop takes the stand, he'll tell the truth. 147 00:05:31,367 --> 00:05:33,734 And before you ask, no, 148 00:05:33,736 --> 00:05:36,486 Ms. Federal Prosecutor, I won't tell Pop to lie. 149 00:05:36,488 --> 00:05:38,297 Your father's broken many laws, Veronica, 150 00:05:38,299 --> 00:05:40,616 but those books you provided the FBI, 151 00:05:40,618 --> 00:05:42,134 proving Hiram's guilt, 152 00:05:42,136 --> 00:05:43,544 are at the heart of our case. 153 00:05:43,546 --> 00:05:44,637 Call me as a witness. 154 00:05:44,639 --> 00:05:46,639 I'll testify that I was the one 155 00:05:46,641 --> 00:05:48,716 who tasked Pop with doctoring the books 156 00:05:48,718 --> 00:05:49,821 as a last resort 157 00:05:49,824 --> 00:05:51,719 because my father was extorting me. 158 00:05:51,721 --> 00:05:52,895 Which is the truth. 159 00:05:55,891 --> 00:05:58,106 Once I do that, 160 00:05:58,109 --> 00:06:00,010 I doubt they'll want to spend much time 161 00:06:00,012 --> 00:06:01,306 talking about any books. 162 00:06:01,309 --> 00:06:02,721 Okay. 163 00:06:02,723 --> 00:06:05,116 Meanwhile, good luck with your mother's case. 164 00:06:07,695 --> 00:06:09,662 For our first session, I thought we'd start 165 00:06:09,664 --> 00:06:11,813 right in the deep end of the swimming pool. 166 00:06:11,815 --> 00:06:13,440 With serial killers. 167 00:06:13,442 --> 00:06:16,335 [SOFTLY] Your half-brother is so hot. 168 00:06:16,337 --> 00:06:19,128 Now, I've put together a little exercise to kick us off. 169 00:06:20,309 --> 00:06:21,785 This is a crime scene 170 00:06:21,788 --> 00:06:24,342 where six victims were found buried along a riverbank 171 00:06:24,345 --> 00:06:26,345 in the Pacific Northwest. 172 00:06:26,347 --> 00:06:29,237 Now, before I start filling in all the details, 173 00:06:29,240 --> 00:06:31,739 any guesses on which one of these men is the murderer? 174 00:06:35,690 --> 00:06:37,023 It's the third man. 175 00:06:38,224 --> 00:06:40,144 That's correct, Betty. How did you know that? 176 00:06:41,383 --> 00:06:42,844 I don't know. 177 00:06:42,846 --> 00:06:44,762 Just intuition. 178 00:06:44,765 --> 00:06:45,823 Okay, then. 179 00:06:46,934 --> 00:06:48,034 Let's try another one. 180 00:06:49,579 --> 00:06:51,287 Which one's the serial killer? 181 00:06:53,449 --> 00:06:56,400 [CHARLES, ECHOING] The term "serial killer" is relatively new. 182 00:06:56,402 --> 00:06:58,053 It wasn't until the 1970s 183 00:06:58,056 --> 00:07:00,635 that the phrase "serial murderer" or "serial homicide..." 184 00:07:01,382 --> 00:07:02,462 It's the one in the middle. 185 00:07:03,409 --> 00:07:04,574 Correct again. 186 00:07:04,576 --> 00:07:06,710 Your intuition is like a sixth sense. 187 00:07:07,913 --> 00:07:09,413 Let's go again. 188 00:07:09,415 --> 00:07:10,631 [PROJECTOR SLIDE CHANGES] 189 00:07:11,870 --> 00:07:13,968 [CHARLES, ECHOING] When defining a serial killer, 190 00:07:13,970 --> 00:07:17,054 it usually refers to someone who committed three or... 191 00:07:17,056 --> 00:07:18,422 None of them did it. 192 00:07:18,424 --> 00:07:20,592 Excellent work, Betty. 193 00:07:20,595 --> 00:07:23,380 Not many people have that kind of raw instinct. 194 00:07:23,383 --> 00:07:28,557 You're like Beautiful Mind, but... for serial killers. 195 00:07:28,559 --> 00:07:31,735 Now, can any of you guess what the murderers all have in common? 196 00:07:31,737 --> 00:07:33,270 Nothing. 197 00:07:33,272 --> 00:07:35,679 Isn't that kind of the point? 198 00:07:35,682 --> 00:07:37,578 Actually, they all have one thing in common. 199 00:07:38,736 --> 00:07:40,252 A specific set of genes. 200 00:07:42,284 --> 00:07:45,207 [DOCTOR] They discovered that you have the MAOA... 201 00:07:45,209 --> 00:07:47,590 - and CDH13 genes. - ...CDH13. 202 00:07:47,593 --> 00:07:48,669 Also known as... 203 00:07:48,671 --> 00:07:50,638 The serial killer genes. 204 00:07:52,900 --> 00:07:56,307 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com -- 205 00:08:00,108 --> 00:08:02,299 Hey, Dad. 206 00:08:02,301 --> 00:08:03,944 Have you seen my Baxter Brothers books? 207 00:08:03,947 --> 00:08:06,215 I swear I took them out of the trailer before it burned. 208 00:08:06,218 --> 00:08:08,093 I don't know. I might've have thrown them away. 209 00:08:09,141 --> 00:08:10,408 You threw away my books? 210 00:08:11,450 --> 00:08:12,608 All right, calm down, boy. 211 00:08:12,611 --> 00:08:14,036 Before you accuse me of book burning, 212 00:08:14,038 --> 00:08:16,387 why don't you check the storage room in the basement? 213 00:08:20,375 --> 00:08:22,932 I used to worship these guys. 214 00:08:22,935 --> 00:08:24,418 When all the kids wanted to be superheroes, 215 00:08:24,420 --> 00:08:25,919 I wanted to be a Baxter brother. 216 00:08:25,921 --> 00:08:27,054 [BETTY] Oh, my God. 217 00:08:27,057 --> 00:08:29,379 They used to do, uh, crossovers with Tracy True. 218 00:08:29,382 --> 00:08:31,225 Those were my favorites, remember? 219 00:08:31,227 --> 00:08:34,111 Yeah. My Dad used to get me one of these each year for my birthday. 220 00:08:34,113 --> 00:08:35,530 Hey Dad, why'd you stop? 221 00:08:38,359 --> 00:08:40,358 You outgrew 'em, boy. 222 00:08:40,361 --> 00:08:41,661 I gotta run. 223 00:08:42,834 --> 00:08:44,500 I'm never gonna outgrow these books. 224 00:08:44,503 --> 00:08:45,789 [BETTY LAUGHS] 225 00:08:45,792 --> 00:08:47,083 [JUGHEAD] This was my favorite. 226 00:08:55,300 --> 00:08:56,800 [BRET] Jones, lights out. 227 00:08:56,803 --> 00:08:58,302 Some of us are trying to sleep. 228 00:09:19,158 --> 00:09:20,700 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 229 00:09:21,977 --> 00:09:23,661 [YAWNS] 230 00:09:23,663 --> 00:09:24,947 Late night, Red? 231 00:09:25,910 --> 00:09:27,981 Algebra Three is kicking my ass this year. 232 00:09:27,983 --> 00:09:29,183 [MAN] One of you named Archie? 233 00:09:30,911 --> 00:09:32,061 Yeah, that's me. 234 00:09:32,063 --> 00:09:33,653 This kid say's you'll vouch for him. 235 00:09:33,655 --> 00:09:35,807 Yeah, that's Toby. He hangs out here. Is there a problem? 236 00:09:35,809 --> 00:09:38,669 Yeah, he was shoplifting in my convenience store. 237 00:09:38,672 --> 00:09:40,123 I was reading comic books. 238 00:09:40,126 --> 00:09:41,828 [SHOP OWNER] You were loitering and then you started to put 239 00:09:41,830 --> 00:09:43,405 this comic book in your jacket. 240 00:09:43,408 --> 00:09:44,613 Look, why don't I go ahead and pay 241 00:09:44,615 --> 00:09:45,985 for whatever that comic book costs? 242 00:09:45,987 --> 00:09:47,101 $4.99. 243 00:09:47,103 --> 00:09:49,061 And I don't want any of you delinquents 244 00:09:49,064 --> 00:09:50,687 stepping foot in my shop. 245 00:09:50,690 --> 00:09:53,505 It's bad enough we have to walk by this halfway house. 246 00:09:57,205 --> 00:09:58,338 [MUNROE] Keep the change. 247 00:10:01,058 --> 00:10:02,074 Grab a brush. 248 00:10:10,209 --> 00:10:13,118 Here is the hero of the hour. 249 00:10:13,120 --> 00:10:15,529 Class, this is Francis J. DuPont, 250 00:10:15,531 --> 00:10:18,382 the originator of the Baxter Brothers franchise, 251 00:10:18,384 --> 00:10:21,794 and the very first Franklin P. Paxton. 252 00:10:21,796 --> 00:10:25,205 Francis, this is Bret, Joan, Jonathan, Donna, and Jughead. 253 00:10:25,207 --> 00:10:26,298 "Jughead." 254 00:10:27,084 --> 00:10:28,208 Is that a nickname? 255 00:10:28,210 --> 00:10:29,817 Uh, yes, sir. It is. 256 00:10:30,438 --> 00:10:32,021 And it's an honor to meet you. 257 00:10:32,024 --> 00:10:35,376 I didn't have the greatest home life growing up, 258 00:10:35,379 --> 00:10:38,694 but your books really helped me through it. 259 00:10:39,689 --> 00:10:42,607 Jughead is the newest addition 260 00:10:42,610 --> 00:10:45,378 to the most promising group of students that I've ever taught. 261 00:10:45,381 --> 00:10:46,605 [FRANCIS] Really? 262 00:10:46,608 --> 00:10:49,241 Well, is the successor amongst us, then? 263 00:10:49,244 --> 00:10:50,886 Successor for what? 264 00:10:50,889 --> 00:10:54,918 Chipping has written the last four Baxter Brothers books. 265 00:10:54,921 --> 00:10:56,434 It's time he pass on the torch. 266 00:10:56,437 --> 00:10:58,884 Therefore, we're on the hunt for the next ghostwriter 267 00:10:58,887 --> 00:11:00,970 to continue the franchise. 268 00:11:00,973 --> 00:11:02,834 And you're going to pick one of us? 269 00:11:02,837 --> 00:11:04,336 Keep it in your pants, Jones. 270 00:11:04,338 --> 00:11:06,096 [MR. CHIPPING] Every Baxter Brothers author, 271 00:11:06,098 --> 00:11:07,789 beginning with Mr. DuPont himself, 272 00:11:07,791 --> 00:11:09,981 has gone to Stonewall Prep. 273 00:11:09,984 --> 00:11:12,460 We're always looking for young and clever minds 274 00:11:12,462 --> 00:11:14,296 to keep our adventures fresh and relevant. 275 00:11:14,298 --> 00:11:16,177 Now, if you're interested in the job, 276 00:11:16,180 --> 00:11:18,349 you'll have to write the first three chapters 277 00:11:18,352 --> 00:11:20,261 of the next Baxter Brothers novel. 278 00:11:20,264 --> 00:11:22,354 And an outline for the rest of it. 279 00:11:22,356 --> 00:11:23,805 [BRET] Well, obviously, I'm winning this. 280 00:11:23,807 --> 00:11:26,727 Is there any particular style or subject area? 281 00:11:27,954 --> 00:11:29,755 We have not yet decided on a theme, 282 00:11:29,758 --> 00:11:30,996 but we'll let you know. 283 00:11:38,205 --> 00:11:39,688 I pulled your files, Ms. Cooper. 284 00:11:39,691 --> 00:11:44,922 I can confirm that you do have the MAOA and CDH13 genes. 285 00:11:48,498 --> 00:11:50,332 All good, nothing to worry about. 286 00:11:50,334 --> 00:11:51,976 I don't have the genes. 287 00:11:51,978 --> 00:11:53,460 See, I told you. 288 00:11:53,462 --> 00:11:54,520 What a relief. 289 00:12:10,329 --> 00:12:11,704 You got to be kidding me. 290 00:12:19,404 --> 00:12:20,487 Hey! 291 00:12:20,489 --> 00:12:22,414 Get the hell away from that car! 292 00:12:22,416 --> 00:12:23,966 - [TOOLS CLATTER] - [PANTING] 293 00:12:37,932 --> 00:12:39,598 [GUN COCKS] 294 00:12:39,600 --> 00:12:40,689 Who are you? 295 00:12:48,609 --> 00:12:49,933 You run with Dodger? 296 00:12:50,953 --> 00:12:52,110 Get the hell out of here. 297 00:12:52,112 --> 00:12:53,160 Go! 298 00:12:53,163 --> 00:12:55,345 Tell him it's over. Tell him, he's done for. 299 00:13:11,207 --> 00:13:12,348 All right, listen up. 300 00:13:15,044 --> 00:13:16,618 Sheriff Jones gave us a call. 301 00:13:16,621 --> 00:13:17,953 Apparently some of Dodger's crew 302 00:13:17,956 --> 00:13:19,706 was stealing hubcaps last night. 303 00:13:19,709 --> 00:13:21,909 He suspects it was someone from this center, 304 00:13:21,912 --> 00:13:24,141 and I gave him my word that it wasn't any of you guys. 305 00:13:24,144 --> 00:13:25,210 And I hope that's true. 306 00:13:25,212 --> 00:13:26,987 Anyone running with Dodger's crew 307 00:13:26,989 --> 00:13:28,730 is going to end up in juvie 308 00:13:28,732 --> 00:13:30,324 or in an early grave. 309 00:13:30,326 --> 00:13:32,216 And trust us, you don't wanna go to juvie. 310 00:13:32,219 --> 00:13:33,886 Look, if even one of you guys gets arrested, 311 00:13:33,888 --> 00:13:35,403 this whole place gets shut down. 312 00:13:35,406 --> 00:13:36,591 So, new rule. 313 00:13:36,594 --> 00:13:39,189 If you run with Dodger's crew, then you're not welcome here. 314 00:13:39,192 --> 00:13:41,335 That's it. No exceptions. 315 00:13:41,337 --> 00:13:42,861 Any questions? 316 00:13:42,863 --> 00:13:44,193 Yeah, I got a question. 317 00:13:45,182 --> 00:13:46,549 Aren't you guys seniors? 318 00:13:46,552 --> 00:13:48,472 What happens when you graduate and go to college? 319 00:13:50,421 --> 00:13:51,753 That's months away, Toby. 320 00:13:51,755 --> 00:13:52,997 Yeah, but what happens? 321 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,873 You said it yourself, they're trying to shut you down. 322 00:13:54,875 --> 00:13:56,374 Why? Because of us. 323 00:13:56,376 --> 00:13:57,592 Because no one wants us. 324 00:13:57,594 --> 00:13:58,829 At least Dodger cares. 325 00:13:58,832 --> 00:14:00,965 Dodger only cares about the money you can bring in. 326 00:14:00,968 --> 00:14:03,264 We want you here, but you can't have it both ways. 327 00:14:03,267 --> 00:14:04,422 You have to choose. 328 00:14:12,268 --> 00:14:14,551 One thing we see in a lot of serial killers 329 00:14:14,554 --> 00:14:17,036 are instances of animal cruelty in their youth. 330 00:14:17,039 --> 00:14:19,908 Jeffrey Dahmer, the cannibal of Milwaukee, 331 00:14:19,911 --> 00:14:22,032 started killing dogs when he was in grade school. 332 00:14:22,035 --> 00:14:24,453 Ian Brady, the infamous Moors murderer, 333 00:14:24,455 --> 00:14:26,571 killed his first cat when he was ten. 334 00:14:26,573 --> 00:14:29,532 I'm all the dark deeds you did in our youths, 335 00:14:29,534 --> 00:14:32,127 like what we did to our old cat, Caramel. 336 00:14:32,129 --> 00:14:33,953 Caramel ran away. 337 00:14:33,955 --> 00:14:36,223 I didn't do anything to her. 338 00:14:36,225 --> 00:14:39,801 Oh, Betty, we both know that we drowned Caramel. 339 00:14:39,803 --> 00:14:41,544 [CHARLES] Robert Thompson used to tie rabbits 340 00:14:41,546 --> 00:14:42,838 - to railway tracks... - [GASPS] 341 00:14:43,924 --> 00:14:45,548 Betty? Are you okay? 342 00:14:45,550 --> 00:14:46,808 I need a... 343 00:14:46,810 --> 00:14:48,193 I need some air. Sorry. 344 00:14:48,196 --> 00:14:49,309 Okay. 345 00:14:54,111 --> 00:14:56,151 [FP] I arrived at the cabin alone. 346 00:14:56,153 --> 00:14:57,977 The suspect, Tall Boy, 347 00:14:57,979 --> 00:14:59,746 he got violent. 348 00:14:59,749 --> 00:15:01,040 Resisted arrest, 349 00:15:01,043 --> 00:15:03,583 and unfortunately, I had to discharge my weapon. 350 00:15:03,586 --> 00:15:06,744 He expired on his way to the hospital. 351 00:15:06,747 --> 00:15:09,882 And later, when you searched Tall Boy's motel room, 352 00:15:09,884 --> 00:15:13,425 did you find Hermione Lodge's Tucci bag full of cash? 353 00:15:13,428 --> 00:15:14,895 No. 354 00:15:14,898 --> 00:15:18,288 And yet, the prosecution claims they found the bag there. 355 00:15:18,291 --> 00:15:20,124 If it was, it was planted later. 356 00:15:20,126 --> 00:15:21,101 Thank you, Sheriff. 357 00:15:22,121 --> 00:15:23,553 Your witness, Counselor. 358 00:15:26,233 --> 00:15:28,850 The cabin where you claim to have shot Tall Boy, 359 00:15:28,852 --> 00:15:30,654 do you know who owns that cabin, Sheriff? 360 00:15:30,657 --> 00:15:32,428 I assumed it was Hiram's. 361 00:15:32,430 --> 00:15:34,523 This is a copy of the lease. 362 00:15:34,525 --> 00:15:36,050 Kindly read the owner's name. 363 00:15:43,699 --> 00:15:45,032 "Hermione Lodge." 364 00:15:45,035 --> 00:15:47,260 - [GALLERY CHATTERING EXCITEDLY] - [JUDGE] Order! 365 00:15:47,263 --> 00:15:49,213 - [BANGING GAVEL] - Order! 366 00:16:08,621 --> 00:16:10,391 [JUGHEAD] Excuse me, Mr. DuPont. 367 00:16:11,780 --> 00:16:13,708 Did you happen to know my grandfather? 368 00:16:14,545 --> 00:16:17,254 Forsythe Jones the First? 369 00:16:19,728 --> 00:16:22,804 That is why you look familiar. 370 00:16:22,807 --> 00:16:25,413 Your grandfather was an excellent writer. 371 00:16:26,441 --> 00:16:27,698 Tell me, how's he doing? 372 00:16:27,701 --> 00:16:29,201 Does he still write? 373 00:16:29,204 --> 00:16:31,395 I... I actually I don't know, 374 00:16:31,398 --> 00:16:32,429 I've never met him. 375 00:16:32,432 --> 00:16:35,216 Up until this exact moment, I didn't even know he was a writer. 376 00:16:35,219 --> 00:16:36,634 Bit of a brawler, too. 377 00:16:36,636 --> 00:16:39,221 Forsythe got into all kinds of rabble-rousing 378 00:16:39,223 --> 00:16:40,663 before he left Stonewall. 379 00:16:40,665 --> 00:16:42,001 Is that why he left? 380 00:16:42,004 --> 00:16:43,374 He was kicked out for fighting? 381 00:16:43,376 --> 00:16:44,685 Oh, it was so long ago, 382 00:16:44,687 --> 00:16:47,052 I don't remember the exact circumstances. 383 00:16:47,055 --> 00:16:49,356 But I will never forget his talent. 384 00:16:49,359 --> 00:16:50,943 We would read his works in class 385 00:16:50,946 --> 00:16:53,613 and I couldn't believe that a teenager wrote them. 386 00:16:53,616 --> 00:16:55,469 Does your father write? 387 00:16:55,472 --> 00:16:57,239 No, he's a sheriff. 388 00:16:57,242 --> 00:17:01,275 Would you invite your father to the reception tomorrow? 389 00:17:01,278 --> 00:17:04,354 I would love to meet Forsythe's son. 390 00:17:04,356 --> 00:17:06,290 [SIGHS] Yeah, I'll see if he can come. 391 00:17:09,461 --> 00:17:10,627 Thank you. 392 00:17:13,122 --> 00:17:16,158 Mrs. Andrews is back-channeling with the DA's office. 393 00:17:16,161 --> 00:17:17,777 They're talking plea deals. 394 00:17:17,780 --> 00:17:18,907 Mom... 395 00:17:20,363 --> 00:17:21,529 why didn't you tell us 396 00:17:21,532 --> 00:17:23,561 that the cabin was under your name? 397 00:17:23,564 --> 00:17:25,136 Because it wasn't. 398 00:17:25,139 --> 00:17:28,225 [CHUCKLES] Veronica, your father must have forged the lease or... 399 00:17:28,228 --> 00:17:29,839 contract or something. 400 00:17:29,842 --> 00:17:31,258 So then why didn't you say 401 00:17:31,261 --> 00:17:33,317 that you'd never even been to this cabin? 402 00:17:35,498 --> 00:17:36,653 Because I have. 403 00:17:42,602 --> 00:17:43,768 Mom... 404 00:17:43,770 --> 00:17:45,078 it's now or never. 405 00:17:47,438 --> 00:17:49,564 I need you to tell me the truth 406 00:17:49,567 --> 00:17:50,804 about everything, 407 00:17:50,807 --> 00:17:52,252 so I can help you. 408 00:17:53,599 --> 00:17:55,421 [MARY] If everything you've told me is true, 409 00:17:55,424 --> 00:17:57,115 then I have no moves left. 410 00:17:57,117 --> 00:17:58,543 The more the prosecutor digs, 411 00:17:58,546 --> 00:18:00,200 the guiltier you'll be, Hermione. 412 00:18:00,203 --> 00:18:01,387 And that's for crimes 413 00:18:01,390 --> 00:18:03,607 that aren't even on their radar yet. 414 00:18:03,610 --> 00:18:06,853 There's no magic wand that can make this just go away. 415 00:18:06,856 --> 00:18:08,689 What if there were one? 416 00:18:08,692 --> 00:18:10,938 And my mother changed her plea to guilty? 417 00:18:10,941 --> 00:18:12,001 Veronica... 418 00:18:12,004 --> 00:18:14,515 Look, Mom, we've got to be realistic here. 419 00:18:14,518 --> 00:18:18,507 Why not admit to what everyone already knows 420 00:18:18,538 --> 00:18:21,631 before something else, something worse comes out? 421 00:18:21,633 --> 00:18:24,167 Veronica, your mother would go to prison, 422 00:18:24,169 --> 00:18:25,594 probably for the rest of her life. 423 00:18:25,596 --> 00:18:26,928 Not if we get someone 424 00:18:26,930 --> 00:18:29,005 with a magic wand to pardon her. 425 00:18:29,007 --> 00:18:31,007 But that can only happen at the state level. 426 00:18:31,009 --> 00:18:33,768 So unless you're friends with Governor Dooley... 427 00:18:33,770 --> 00:18:36,104 I wouldn't say friends exactly, 428 00:18:36,106 --> 00:18:38,538 but we do have a history. 429 00:18:39,517 --> 00:18:40,617 All of us. 430 00:18:59,129 --> 00:19:01,305 [CAT YOWLING] 431 00:19:04,790 --> 00:19:06,143 Hey, are you okay? 432 00:19:08,171 --> 00:19:09,313 What are you doing? 433 00:19:10,474 --> 00:19:11,732 [MEOWING] 434 00:19:12,538 --> 00:19:13,618 [SCREAMS] No! 435 00:19:14,634 --> 00:19:15,819 [GASPS] 436 00:19:16,968 --> 00:19:18,233 Caramel. 437 00:19:21,741 --> 00:19:22,941 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 438 00:19:24,163 --> 00:19:25,242 [JUGHEAD] Hey. 439 00:19:26,319 --> 00:19:27,619 You free for lunch? 440 00:19:27,622 --> 00:19:29,813 Do you want to go to Pop's and get a burger? 441 00:19:29,815 --> 00:19:31,731 I got a lot on my mind, Jug. What's up? 442 00:19:31,733 --> 00:19:34,192 I wanted to ask you about Grandpa. 443 00:19:34,194 --> 00:19:35,587 Did you know he was a writer? 444 00:19:37,228 --> 00:19:38,426 Yeah. 445 00:19:39,201 --> 00:19:40,609 Where did you hear that? 446 00:19:40,612 --> 00:19:42,908 One of his old classmates is visiting Stonewall Prep. 447 00:19:42,911 --> 00:19:44,244 Actually I have a reception later, 448 00:19:44,246 --> 00:19:46,091 if you want to come hang out. 449 00:19:46,094 --> 00:19:48,252 And waste a day with a bunch of blue bloods 450 00:19:48,255 --> 00:19:49,916 who think they're better than me? No. 451 00:19:49,918 --> 00:19:52,127 You're the one that pushed me to go to Stonewall Prep. 452 00:19:52,129 --> 00:19:53,461 Hell, you'd probably make me 453 00:19:53,463 --> 00:19:55,272 put on a tie and a blazer. 454 00:19:55,274 --> 00:19:58,517 And just so you know, my old man wasn't a writer, 455 00:19:58,519 --> 00:20:00,444 he was a dropout, all right? 456 00:20:00,446 --> 00:20:02,095 He couldn't hold down a job. 457 00:20:02,097 --> 00:20:04,139 He was a mean, mean drunk 458 00:20:04,141 --> 00:20:07,624 who took all of his anger out on me and on your grandma. 459 00:20:07,627 --> 00:20:09,962 It was the best day of my life when he skipped out on us. 460 00:20:09,965 --> 00:20:11,315 So do I want to hear about 461 00:20:11,318 --> 00:20:14,112 what a great writer he was back in high school? No. 462 00:20:15,277 --> 00:20:17,008 [SOFTLY] No, I'm... 463 00:20:17,011 --> 00:20:19,213 I'm good with my memories. But you have fun. 464 00:20:26,472 --> 00:20:27,554 [DOOR CLOSES] 465 00:20:30,718 --> 00:20:32,685 [JAZZ MUSICIAN SINGING] 466 00:20:33,509 --> 00:20:35,553 Governor Dooley! You made it. 467 00:20:35,556 --> 00:20:36,963 Oh, no, not again. 468 00:20:36,965 --> 00:20:39,382 Yes, again. 469 00:20:39,384 --> 00:20:42,093 I have a small favor to ask you. 470 00:20:42,095 --> 00:20:44,896 I was told this meeting was requested by the FBI. 471 00:20:44,898 --> 00:20:47,950 No, I'd rather keep the FBI out of this, if at all possible. 472 00:20:48,810 --> 00:20:50,643 So, in this folder, 473 00:20:50,645 --> 00:20:51,980 you'll find evidence 474 00:20:51,983 --> 00:20:54,981 that paints a rather corrupt portrait of you, Governor. 475 00:20:54,983 --> 00:20:57,150 Ordering a bogus quarantine, 476 00:20:57,152 --> 00:20:58,979 accepting drug money as a bribe, 477 00:20:58,982 --> 00:21:01,246 receiving kickbacks from my father's jail. 478 00:21:01,248 --> 00:21:02,969 Young lady... 479 00:21:02,972 --> 00:21:05,533 how many times do you think you can blackmail me? 480 00:21:05,535 --> 00:21:07,678 Help me now and this will be the last. 481 00:21:07,680 --> 00:21:09,329 And I'll put that in writing. 482 00:21:09,331 --> 00:21:11,181 As you know, my mother's on trial. 483 00:21:11,183 --> 00:21:12,516 If she pleads guilty, 484 00:21:12,518 --> 00:21:14,259 I need you to grant her a pardon, 485 00:21:14,261 --> 00:21:15,488 immediately. 486 00:21:15,491 --> 00:21:16,758 In exchange, 487 00:21:16,761 --> 00:21:19,197 I won't release this file of incriminating evidence. 488 00:21:20,317 --> 00:21:22,342 What do you say, Donald? 489 00:21:22,344 --> 00:21:23,819 Once more for old time's sake? 490 00:21:28,107 --> 00:21:30,125 - [GLASS CLINKING] - May I have your attention? 491 00:21:31,042 --> 00:21:33,444 In literary society tradition, 492 00:21:33,447 --> 00:21:35,688 it wouldn't be a proper reunion 493 00:21:35,690 --> 00:21:38,760 without a little game of Murder. 494 00:21:38,763 --> 00:21:41,236 [MR. CHIPPING] For neophytes, the rules are as follows. 495 00:21:41,238 --> 00:21:42,468 Everyone draws a card. 496 00:21:44,449 --> 00:21:46,766 Whoever picks "Murderer" 497 00:21:46,769 --> 00:21:48,602 must walk amongst us, 498 00:21:48,605 --> 00:21:50,523 winking at their prey. 499 00:21:51,206 --> 00:21:52,872 If you are winked at, 500 00:21:52,874 --> 00:21:55,131 you die five seconds later. 501 00:22:01,283 --> 00:22:03,068 [FRANCIS] The object of the game, of course, 502 00:22:03,071 --> 00:22:05,998 is to identify the murderer before being killed. 503 00:22:06,926 --> 00:22:08,555 Happy hunting, everybody. 504 00:22:10,829 --> 00:22:12,596 [DONNA] Enjoying yourself, Jones? 505 00:22:12,599 --> 00:22:15,102 So this is what one-percenters do for fun. 506 00:22:15,105 --> 00:22:16,497 They play murder, huh? 507 00:22:17,325 --> 00:22:18,595 Oh, by the way... 508 00:22:19,663 --> 00:22:20,834 Wicked, Jones. 509 00:22:21,661 --> 00:22:22,943 Yeah, go on then. 510 00:22:22,946 --> 00:22:24,317 Yeah, let me die in peace. 511 00:22:29,887 --> 00:22:31,011 [WHIMPERS FORCEFULLY] 512 00:22:32,172 --> 00:22:33,263 [ALL CLAPPING] 513 00:22:37,127 --> 00:22:39,126 [MR. CHIPPING] Down to the wire, boys. 514 00:22:42,249 --> 00:22:43,424 [COUGHS] 515 00:22:43,427 --> 00:22:44,774 [WHEEZES AND THUDS] 516 00:22:45,690 --> 00:22:47,092 It's Jughead! He's the murderer. 517 00:22:47,095 --> 00:22:48,469 Yeah. Because I just killed you. 518 00:22:48,471 --> 00:22:50,239 No, I knew it was him beforehand, I win. 519 00:22:50,241 --> 00:22:52,765 I'm sorry, Bret, I can't hear you. Because you're dead. 520 00:22:52,767 --> 00:22:54,034 No, I'm not. I saw... 521 00:22:54,036 --> 00:22:56,769 [FRANCIS] Boy, boys. Let's be men about this. 522 00:22:56,771 --> 00:22:59,590 It's clear that Jughead Jones won the game fair and square. 523 00:22:59,593 --> 00:23:02,558 And what a formidable murderer he was. 524 00:23:03,820 --> 00:23:05,295 [ALL APPLAUDING] 525 00:23:11,638 --> 00:23:14,162 I'm disappointed I didn't get to meet your father. 526 00:23:14,164 --> 00:23:16,456 Oh, yeah, he's been busy with work. 527 00:23:16,458 --> 00:23:18,082 Oh, I understand. 528 00:23:18,084 --> 00:23:19,834 Well, I hope you'll enter the contest 529 00:23:19,836 --> 00:23:21,127 to be our new ghostwriter. 530 00:23:21,129 --> 00:23:23,296 I mean, the grandson of Forsythe Jones 531 00:23:23,298 --> 00:23:25,979 would be a worthy inheritor of the mantle. 532 00:23:25,982 --> 00:23:27,893 [CHARLES] Serial killers are compulsive. 533 00:23:27,895 --> 00:23:29,802 They leave clues, 534 00:23:29,804 --> 00:23:31,471 take trophies, keep records. 535 00:23:31,473 --> 00:23:34,365 Journals, diaries, 536 00:23:34,368 --> 00:23:35,646 letters. 537 00:23:35,649 --> 00:23:38,327 They see themselves as the hero in their own stories. 538 00:23:38,330 --> 00:23:40,875 Sometimes, it's difficult for them to distinguish between 539 00:23:40,876 --> 00:23:42,148 reality and fantasy, 540 00:23:42,150 --> 00:23:43,661 fact and fabrication. 541 00:23:45,864 --> 00:23:48,196 By studying childhood diaries of serial killers, 542 00:23:48,198 --> 00:23:51,266 we can gain invaluable insight into how their minds work. 543 00:24:08,527 --> 00:24:09,801 [MARY] Your Honor, 544 00:24:09,803 --> 00:24:11,886 in lieu of a closing statement, 545 00:24:11,888 --> 00:24:13,680 my client would like to say something. 546 00:24:13,682 --> 00:24:14,695 Proceed. 547 00:24:18,623 --> 00:24:19,745 Your Honor, 548 00:24:20,699 --> 00:24:22,365 after careful consideration, 549 00:24:22,368 --> 00:24:24,189 I've decided to change my plea. 550 00:24:24,192 --> 00:24:27,252 I, Hermione Apollonia Lodge... 551 00:24:29,289 --> 00:24:31,548 plead guilty to the charges against me. 552 00:24:31,550 --> 00:24:32,841 [ALL CHATTERING EXCITEDLY] 553 00:24:42,017 --> 00:24:43,958 I lied to you, Kevin. 554 00:24:43,961 --> 00:24:46,086 At the hospital, Dr. Patel told me 555 00:24:46,089 --> 00:24:47,856 that I do have the genes. 556 00:24:48,931 --> 00:24:50,150 And there's more. 557 00:24:52,119 --> 00:24:55,921 Something that I think I may have repressed. 558 00:24:57,902 --> 00:25:00,165 Do you remember my cat, Caramel? 559 00:25:05,325 --> 00:25:07,442 A car hit her. 560 00:25:07,444 --> 00:25:10,328 And I found her on our front lawn. 561 00:25:10,330 --> 00:25:12,016 She was in pain. 562 00:25:12,019 --> 00:25:13,382 Dying. 563 00:25:15,109 --> 00:25:16,718 And it sounded like... 564 00:25:17,746 --> 00:25:19,746 someone screaming. [SIGHS] 565 00:25:19,748 --> 00:25:23,929 - [YOWLING] - So, I went to get my dad for help. 566 00:25:23,932 --> 00:25:25,932 And he took me back outside. 567 00:25:25,935 --> 00:25:27,437 [MEOWING] 568 00:25:27,439 --> 00:25:29,231 [HAL] Caramel is your cat, Betty. 569 00:25:30,067 --> 00:25:32,063 You need to take care of this. 570 00:25:32,686 --> 00:25:34,392 And he handed me a rock. 571 00:25:36,418 --> 00:25:37,939 [MEOWING] 572 00:25:41,770 --> 00:25:42,964 And he made me... 573 00:25:46,983 --> 00:25:48,208 [CARAMEL YOWLS] 574 00:25:49,144 --> 00:25:50,945 [HAL] Good girl, Betty. 575 00:25:50,948 --> 00:25:53,278 Very good girl. 576 00:25:53,281 --> 00:25:55,298 I killed Caramel. 577 00:25:55,300 --> 00:25:56,875 [KEVIN] No, Betty. 578 00:25:56,877 --> 00:25:58,900 That wasn't you. That was your... 579 00:25:59,747 --> 00:26:01,544 deeply screwed-up dad. 580 00:26:01,547 --> 00:26:04,164 Oh, and I'm not screwed up? 581 00:26:04,167 --> 00:26:07,293 I'm repressing memories of killing animals, Kevin. 582 00:26:07,295 --> 00:26:08,887 [INHALES SHARPLY] 583 00:26:08,890 --> 00:26:11,182 Betty, I... 584 00:26:11,185 --> 00:26:12,686 I think this FBI Training thing 585 00:26:12,689 --> 00:26:14,735 might be getting a little too intense right now. 586 00:26:14,737 --> 00:26:16,084 I think we should... 587 00:26:16,992 --> 00:26:19,209 maybe consider withdrawing. 588 00:26:22,374 --> 00:26:23,957 [ARCHIE] That's it. Keep your hands up. 589 00:26:25,330 --> 00:26:26,533 Protect your face. 590 00:26:27,357 --> 00:26:28,940 [MUTTERING] 591 00:26:28,942 --> 00:26:30,229 [MUNROE] Good job. 592 00:26:30,232 --> 00:26:31,570 [ARCHIE] Keep those hands up. 593 00:26:33,162 --> 00:26:34,337 That's it. 594 00:26:36,199 --> 00:26:38,249 [FP] Red, you got a minute? 595 00:26:38,251 --> 00:26:39,895 Sure. What's up, Mr. Jones? 596 00:26:40,933 --> 00:26:42,766 Some of the local business owners 597 00:26:42,769 --> 00:26:44,831 have lodged a few complaints against your center. 598 00:26:44,833 --> 00:26:47,834 Littering, vandalism, public urination. 599 00:26:47,836 --> 00:26:49,337 [SCOFFS] 600 00:26:49,340 --> 00:26:51,596 Due respect, Mr. Jones, that's BS. 601 00:26:51,598 --> 00:26:53,932 I'm here every morning and I lock up every night. 602 00:26:53,934 --> 00:26:55,192 These kids are not doing any of that. 603 00:26:55,194 --> 00:26:56,818 Listen, when I rolled with the Serpents, 604 00:26:56,820 --> 00:26:58,361 we dealt with the same crap. 605 00:26:58,363 --> 00:27:00,721 Wherever we set up, complaints followed. 606 00:27:00,723 --> 00:27:02,223 Look, no one wants a gang around. 607 00:27:02,225 --> 00:27:03,669 The problem isn't the kids, 608 00:27:03,672 --> 00:27:06,232 it's the thugs that show up after we lock up. They're gnarly. 609 00:27:06,235 --> 00:27:09,021 But this place, it's supposed to make the neighborhood better. 610 00:27:09,023 --> 00:27:10,782 Well, show 'em that. 611 00:27:10,784 --> 00:27:12,400 Do what the Serpents used to do. 612 00:27:12,402 --> 00:27:13,785 Invite some of the yokels over 613 00:27:13,787 --> 00:27:15,662 for a get-to-know-you clam bake. 614 00:27:15,664 --> 00:27:17,738 People are less likely to call the cops 615 00:27:17,741 --> 00:27:19,603 if they've had a conversation with you. 616 00:27:19,606 --> 00:27:20,857 All right? 617 00:27:26,011 --> 00:27:27,819 You think you really pulled something off 618 00:27:27,822 --> 00:27:29,204 at the reception, don't you? 619 00:27:30,670 --> 00:27:32,545 Bret, Bret, Bret. [SIGHS] 620 00:27:32,547 --> 00:27:34,523 Are you really still mad about that Murder game? 621 00:27:37,760 --> 00:27:39,218 All right. 622 00:27:39,220 --> 00:27:40,779 Look, if it means that much to you... 623 00:27:41,919 --> 00:27:43,235 Poof! 624 00:27:43,238 --> 00:27:45,242 Consider yourself raised from the dead, preppy. 625 00:27:45,244 --> 00:27:46,868 "Preppy." 626 00:27:46,870 --> 00:27:48,477 You turn your nose up at us, 627 00:27:48,479 --> 00:27:50,224 you scorn us for our privilege... 628 00:27:51,250 --> 00:27:52,749 But the only reason you're here 629 00:27:52,751 --> 00:27:54,543 is because some school benefactors 630 00:27:54,545 --> 00:27:57,162 thought it would look good to take on a charity case. 631 00:27:57,164 --> 00:27:58,779 Some dirt-poor scholarship kid. 632 00:27:58,781 --> 00:28:00,356 I'm here because of my writing. 633 00:28:00,359 --> 00:28:01,611 Just get over it. 634 00:28:01,614 --> 00:28:02,755 No, Jughead, 635 00:28:02,758 --> 00:28:04,608 you're not here because of your talent. 636 00:28:04,611 --> 00:28:06,261 The Admissions Committee? 637 00:28:06,264 --> 00:28:08,672 None of them have read a single word you've ever written. 638 00:28:08,675 --> 00:28:10,341 [CHUCKLES] You're a statistic, 639 00:28:10,343 --> 00:28:11,626 a project. 640 00:28:11,628 --> 00:28:13,085 Every year there's one of you. 641 00:28:13,087 --> 00:28:16,858 Some welfare freeloader who never amounts to anything. 642 00:28:16,861 --> 00:28:18,183 Just like your grandfather. 643 00:28:18,185 --> 00:28:19,800 He couldn't even make it a semester. 644 00:28:19,802 --> 00:28:22,612 That is your past, present, and future, Jughead... 645 00:28:22,614 --> 00:28:23,905 [GRUNTING] 646 00:28:25,284 --> 00:28:26,650 [YELLS] Shut your mouth! 647 00:28:26,653 --> 00:28:28,964 Looks like you've inherited his temper, too. Huh? 648 00:28:31,481 --> 00:28:33,123 They all know I'm right. 649 00:28:33,125 --> 00:28:35,458 And deep down, you know it, too. 650 00:28:39,444 --> 00:28:40,881 [BREATHING HEAVILY] 651 00:28:51,980 --> 00:28:53,337 Most of you know me by now, 652 00:28:53,339 --> 00:28:55,005 but my name is Archie Andrews. 653 00:28:55,007 --> 00:28:57,385 I run this place with Munroe Moore. 654 00:28:57,388 --> 00:28:59,054 And we invited you here today 655 00:28:59,057 --> 00:29:01,478 to set the record straight about a few things. 656 00:29:01,481 --> 00:29:02,606 Starting with... 657 00:29:02,609 --> 00:29:06,498 Despite a few bogus complaints that have been made, 658 00:29:06,501 --> 00:29:08,978 this community center is not going anywhere. 659 00:29:08,980 --> 00:29:11,522 In fact, starting today, 660 00:29:11,524 --> 00:29:13,908 we will be expanding our hours to 11:00 p.m., 661 00:29:13,910 --> 00:29:15,335 and we'll be open on Sundays. 662 00:29:15,337 --> 00:29:18,362 So, to my neighbors, I say, 663 00:29:18,364 --> 00:29:20,006 instead of working against us, 664 00:29:20,008 --> 00:29:21,415 why don't you come in and help out? 665 00:29:21,417 --> 00:29:22,992 Sponsor our baseball team. 666 00:29:22,994 --> 00:29:24,402 Donate your time. 667 00:29:24,404 --> 00:29:27,960 These kids need people to show them that they care. 668 00:29:27,963 --> 00:29:29,063 Which is why we're starting 669 00:29:29,066 --> 00:29:30,758 a Big Brothers and Big Sisters program. 670 00:29:30,760 --> 00:29:33,686 The Riverdale High Bulldogs and Vixens 671 00:29:33,688 --> 00:29:35,671 have already volunteered, so why don't you? 672 00:29:35,673 --> 00:29:37,339 And if you still want to shut us down, 673 00:29:37,341 --> 00:29:38,907 then go ahead and try. 674 00:29:38,910 --> 00:29:40,701 My mom is a very good lawyer. 675 00:29:40,704 --> 00:29:42,204 Or you can try the cops, 676 00:29:42,207 --> 00:29:43,729 and I'll call my best friend's dad, 677 00:29:43,732 --> 00:29:44,847 the Sheriff of Riverdale. 678 00:29:44,849 --> 00:29:46,608 Otherwise, 679 00:29:46,611 --> 00:29:48,445 my friendly advice to you 680 00:29:48,448 --> 00:29:50,219 is get out of my way. 681 00:29:51,373 --> 00:29:53,184 [PRESS CHATTERING INDISTINCTLY] 682 00:29:55,234 --> 00:29:56,358 [ARCHIE] Can I help you? 683 00:29:56,360 --> 00:29:59,186 Look, I own a hardware store on Drury, 684 00:29:59,189 --> 00:30:01,455 and I admire what you're trying to accomplish here. 685 00:30:01,457 --> 00:30:03,049 And I'm not the only one. 686 00:30:03,052 --> 00:30:04,685 So why didn't you say that, then? 687 00:30:04,688 --> 00:30:08,554 The thing is, many of us business owners are getting... 688 00:30:08,556 --> 00:30:10,831 pressure to speak out against your center. 689 00:30:10,833 --> 00:30:12,139 Not by Hiram Lodge? 690 00:30:13,068 --> 00:30:14,279 No. Uh... 691 00:30:15,063 --> 00:30:16,287 His name is Dodger. 692 00:30:16,289 --> 00:30:18,422 And we've been paying him a protection fee. 693 00:30:18,424 --> 00:30:20,591 Lately, he's added a request. 694 00:30:20,593 --> 00:30:22,643 Protest your center, 695 00:30:22,645 --> 00:30:25,071 or risk losing his protection. 696 00:30:25,073 --> 00:30:27,073 And then maybe our stores get robbed. 697 00:30:27,075 --> 00:30:29,089 Or burned to the ground. 698 00:30:29,092 --> 00:30:31,248 So, Dodger's the one who wants us out of here? 699 00:30:32,511 --> 00:30:34,563 Every kid who sets foot in your place 700 00:30:34,565 --> 00:30:37,250 is one less running scams for him on the streets. 701 00:30:43,616 --> 00:30:44,757 [FP] Well... 702 00:30:45,759 --> 00:30:47,676 Look what the cat dragged in. 703 00:30:47,679 --> 00:30:49,387 I'm done with Stonewall Prep. 704 00:30:49,389 --> 00:30:50,963 Place is toxic. 705 00:30:50,965 --> 00:30:53,290 I'm going back to Riverdale High to be with my friends. 706 00:30:53,292 --> 00:30:54,333 No. 707 00:30:54,335 --> 00:30:55,885 Mmm-mmm. 708 00:30:55,888 --> 00:30:57,937 You're not throwing away this opportunity. 709 00:30:57,939 --> 00:30:59,797 You're giving me whiplash, Dad. 710 00:30:59,799 --> 00:31:01,264 What opportunity? 711 00:31:01,267 --> 00:31:02,817 So I can be buried alive in a coffin, 712 00:31:02,820 --> 00:31:04,218 or be told that I'm only there 713 00:31:04,220 --> 00:31:06,246 because I grew up in a trailer park? 714 00:31:06,249 --> 00:31:07,688 Someone said that to you? 715 00:31:07,690 --> 00:31:09,148 Yeah. Bret did. 716 00:31:09,150 --> 00:31:10,941 Well... 717 00:31:10,943 --> 00:31:12,896 Who cares how you got in? You're in. 718 00:31:12,899 --> 00:31:15,724 And those silver spoons, they feel threatened. 719 00:31:15,727 --> 00:31:18,570 This Bret kid, he knows you're better than him. 720 00:31:18,573 --> 00:31:20,293 That you're gonna leave him in the dust. 721 00:31:20,295 --> 00:31:21,944 And you'll do it without the... 722 00:31:21,946 --> 00:31:24,402 Without the privilege or the fancy name. 723 00:31:24,405 --> 00:31:25,840 But if you drop out now... 724 00:31:27,109 --> 00:31:28,634 you're no better than my old man. 725 00:31:28,636 --> 00:31:30,303 If you hated him so much, 726 00:31:30,305 --> 00:31:32,472 then why would you name me after him? 727 00:31:32,474 --> 00:31:33,806 It's my name, too, don't forget. 728 00:31:33,808 --> 00:31:35,308 And yeah, I hate him, 729 00:31:35,310 --> 00:31:36,642 but he's still my old man. 730 00:31:36,644 --> 00:31:38,462 So it's gotta count for something, huh? 731 00:31:41,293 --> 00:31:42,648 Also, uh... [SIGHS] 732 00:31:45,916 --> 00:31:48,041 Those books weren't from me. 733 00:31:48,044 --> 00:31:51,642 Your granddad sent them from wherever the hell he was. 734 00:31:52,493 --> 00:31:54,026 I didn't tell you 'cause... 735 00:31:54,996 --> 00:31:56,608 'Cause I'm still angry 736 00:31:56,611 --> 00:31:58,164 at how he treated us. 737 00:31:58,166 --> 00:31:59,368 He was a hard man, 738 00:31:59,371 --> 00:32:01,130 and there was no love lost between us, 739 00:32:01,133 --> 00:32:02,573 but I gotta give the devil his due. 740 00:32:02,576 --> 00:32:03,795 Those books you love... 741 00:32:05,173 --> 00:32:06,255 were from him. 742 00:32:08,803 --> 00:32:10,535 And you have no idea where he is now? 743 00:32:10,538 --> 00:32:11,972 No. 744 00:32:11,975 --> 00:32:13,346 Do you want me to look for him? 745 00:32:13,348 --> 00:32:15,756 No, I don't. 746 00:32:15,758 --> 00:32:17,875 But I'll tell you what I do want. 747 00:32:17,877 --> 00:32:20,210 I want you to go back. 748 00:32:20,212 --> 00:32:22,171 I want you to do what my father never did, 749 00:32:22,173 --> 00:32:23,338 what I never did. 750 00:32:23,340 --> 00:32:24,924 Graduate high school. 751 00:32:25,935 --> 00:32:28,063 Show those preppies 752 00:32:28,066 --> 00:32:30,387 what it means to be a Jones man. 753 00:32:30,389 --> 00:32:32,532 Bring honor to our name. 754 00:32:43,122 --> 00:32:44,956 [FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING] 755 00:32:44,959 --> 00:32:46,879 I'm quitting the program, Charles. 756 00:32:46,881 --> 00:32:48,238 But, Betty, you're a natural. 757 00:32:48,240 --> 00:32:49,573 Yeah, that's the problem. 758 00:32:49,576 --> 00:32:50,645 It's too easy for me. 759 00:32:50,648 --> 00:32:53,629 I could identify every single killer in your slideshow... 760 00:32:54,597 --> 00:32:56,774 because I'm like them. 761 00:32:58,377 --> 00:33:00,153 I have the same genes as them. 762 00:33:03,076 --> 00:33:05,270 All the more reason for you to stay in the program. 763 00:33:06,310 --> 00:33:08,216 To make sense of that part of yourself. 764 00:33:08,219 --> 00:33:10,552 You couldn't understand, Charles, okay? 765 00:33:10,554 --> 00:33:12,321 - You just don't get it. - I can. 766 00:33:13,023 --> 00:33:14,240 And I do, Betty. 767 00:33:17,195 --> 00:33:19,019 I have the genes, too. 768 00:33:19,021 --> 00:33:20,988 In fact, it's why I joined the FBI. 769 00:33:20,990 --> 00:33:23,009 To control those impulses. 770 00:33:23,012 --> 00:33:26,154 You have the serial killer genes? 771 00:33:27,830 --> 00:33:28,946 [SOFTLY] Yeah. 772 00:33:28,948 --> 00:33:30,280 You can use this. 773 00:33:30,282 --> 00:33:31,424 Harness this... 774 00:33:31,426 --> 00:33:33,092 to keep the darkness in check. 775 00:33:33,878 --> 00:33:35,052 I did. 776 00:33:41,511 --> 00:33:43,511 [VERONICA] Oh, that's amazing news. 777 00:33:43,513 --> 00:33:46,226 Thank you so much, Governor, I really appreciate it. 778 00:33:47,813 --> 00:33:49,925 No, that's fine, I'll pick her up myself. 779 00:33:49,927 --> 00:33:50,985 Bye, now. 780 00:33:53,615 --> 00:33:55,806 Sounds like you just got some good news. 781 00:33:55,808 --> 00:33:57,450 [CHUCKLES] Yes, I did. 782 00:33:58,453 --> 00:34:00,374 My mother's been away for a while 783 00:34:00,377 --> 00:34:02,246 and she's finally coming home. 784 00:34:03,065 --> 00:34:04,427 Same as your father. 785 00:34:06,557 --> 00:34:07,984 I'm sorry, do I know you? 786 00:34:07,987 --> 00:34:09,462 No. 787 00:34:09,464 --> 00:34:10,757 You do not. 788 00:34:12,140 --> 00:34:13,881 But I'll tell you the same thing 789 00:34:13,884 --> 00:34:16,477 I told the federal prosecutor. 790 00:34:16,480 --> 00:34:19,130 That I'm a licensed private investigator. 791 00:34:19,133 --> 00:34:21,548 That I was hired by Hiram Lodge 792 00:34:21,551 --> 00:34:24,459 to uncover any malfeasance against him. 793 00:34:24,461 --> 00:34:27,625 And that I can unequivocally prove 794 00:34:27,628 --> 00:34:31,538 that the federal prosecutor colluded with you 795 00:34:31,541 --> 00:34:34,894 to frame and bring false charges against Hiram. 796 00:34:34,897 --> 00:34:36,063 That's not true. 797 00:34:36,065 --> 00:34:37,823 Yes, it is. 798 00:34:37,825 --> 00:34:43,620 I have many recordings of you two... plotting. 799 00:34:43,623 --> 00:34:47,666 Including a conversation you two had 800 00:34:47,669 --> 00:34:49,878 at that booth over there, 801 00:34:49,881 --> 00:34:52,820 discussing Pop Tate's subpoena. 802 00:34:52,823 --> 00:34:54,582 You had my place bugged? 803 00:34:54,584 --> 00:34:56,908 Yes. I did. 804 00:34:56,910 --> 00:34:59,328 So, here's what happens next. 805 00:34:59,330 --> 00:35:01,589 The federal prosecutor has already told the judge 806 00:35:01,591 --> 00:35:04,113 that she's dropping the charges against Hiram, 807 00:35:04,116 --> 00:35:05,374 thanks to... 808 00:35:06,311 --> 00:35:08,186 information I provided. 809 00:35:08,189 --> 00:35:09,272 Look. 810 00:35:10,203 --> 00:35:12,473 Whatever Hiram's paying you, 811 00:35:12,476 --> 00:35:13,884 I'll double it. 812 00:35:13,886 --> 00:35:15,111 Nice try. 813 00:35:16,855 --> 00:35:18,447 But that won't work with me. 814 00:35:19,609 --> 00:35:22,762 You see, our father needed help, 815 00:35:22,765 --> 00:35:24,519 someone he could trust. 816 00:35:24,521 --> 00:35:26,038 So he had me come up from Miami. 817 00:35:26,040 --> 00:35:27,206 I fix things. 818 00:35:28,618 --> 00:35:29,950 That's what I do. 819 00:35:29,952 --> 00:35:31,794 "Our father"? 820 00:35:34,153 --> 00:35:35,361 I don't understand. 821 00:35:35,364 --> 00:35:36,924 I'm Hiram's other daughter. 822 00:35:38,494 --> 00:35:39,719 Hermosa. 823 00:35:41,181 --> 00:35:42,450 He needed me. 824 00:35:43,681 --> 00:35:44,807 So I came. 825 00:35:50,866 --> 00:35:52,064 [SIGHS] 826 00:36:37,436 --> 00:36:38,944 "Li'l Forsythe III. 827 00:36:38,946 --> 00:36:40,262 Happy Birthday. 828 00:36:40,264 --> 00:36:42,470 Sorry, I'm not there to celebrate with you. 829 00:36:43,859 --> 00:36:47,019 Never let anyone tell you that you don't belong. 830 00:36:47,022 --> 00:36:48,788 Love, Grandpa. 831 00:36:51,044 --> 00:36:53,878 P.S. Trust few, 832 00:36:53,881 --> 00:36:56,981 and never let them take anything from you." 833 00:37:07,405 --> 00:37:09,252 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 834 00:37:09,836 --> 00:37:12,478 Hiram, Hiram, Alice Smith with RIVW. 835 00:37:12,481 --> 00:37:15,098 Please, tell our viewers, what are you feeling right now? 836 00:37:15,100 --> 00:37:17,434 Well, I couldn't be happier with the outcome. 837 00:37:17,436 --> 00:37:20,845 And now that you've been vindicated of all your crimes, 838 00:37:20,848 --> 00:37:22,655 will you and your... 839 00:37:23,956 --> 00:37:25,275 Daughter. 840 00:37:25,278 --> 00:37:26,652 ...be leaving Riverdale? 841 00:37:26,655 --> 00:37:27,878 On the contrary, 842 00:37:27,881 --> 00:37:31,182 I'm excited to fulfill a lifelong dream of mine 843 00:37:31,185 --> 00:37:34,834 and announce my candidacy for mayor of Riverdale. 844 00:37:34,837 --> 00:37:36,975 - [REPORTERS CLAMORING] - Sir, sir! Over here, sir. 845 00:37:43,393 --> 00:37:44,850 [KEVIN] I'm confused. 846 00:37:44,853 --> 00:37:48,534 So we're not bailing on your hot brother's FBI class? 847 00:37:48,537 --> 00:37:50,163 I thought, based on what happened to Caramel... 848 00:37:50,165 --> 00:37:52,686 That was before I got privileged information 849 00:37:52,688 --> 00:37:55,263 that made me realize that we don't actually know 850 00:37:55,265 --> 00:37:56,973 anything about Charles. 851 00:37:56,975 --> 00:37:58,767 Forget, "Is Charles gay or straight?" 852 00:37:58,769 --> 00:38:01,704 I'm interested in, is he a serial killer or not? 853 00:38:02,665 --> 00:38:04,467 I'm serious, Kevin. 854 00:38:04,470 --> 00:38:06,895 The only places I've ever seen him are Pop's, 855 00:38:06,898 --> 00:38:09,819 my house, and the FBI office. 856 00:38:09,822 --> 00:38:11,821 I mean, what does he do all day? 857 00:38:11,823 --> 00:38:13,799 Where does he go? Where does he live? 858 00:38:13,801 --> 00:38:16,785 And, again, why is he still in Riverdale? 859 00:38:16,787 --> 00:38:18,011 [ENGINE STARTS] 860 00:38:18,014 --> 00:38:20,621 [KEVIN] I thought he was helping out Jughead's dad on some cases. 861 00:38:20,624 --> 00:38:21,926 [BETTY] What cases? 862 00:38:22,745 --> 00:38:25,526 He's keeping secrets from me, Kev, I know it. 863 00:38:26,465 --> 00:38:28,838 That's why we have to stay close to him. 864 00:38:28,840 --> 00:38:30,080 [ENGINE STARTS] 865 00:38:48,410 --> 00:38:49,793 [ARCHIE] We need to talk. 866 00:38:53,668 --> 00:38:55,031 For too long you've been preying 867 00:38:55,034 --> 00:38:57,324 on the youth of Riverdale. That ends now. 868 00:38:57,327 --> 00:38:59,920 It's time for you to book a one-way bus ticket out of town. 869 00:38:59,922 --> 00:39:01,513 I've got manpower. 870 00:39:02,551 --> 00:39:04,141 The support of the people. 871 00:39:05,593 --> 00:39:06,727 You... 872 00:39:08,056 --> 00:39:10,113 whoever the hell you are, 873 00:39:10,116 --> 00:39:11,415 don't. 874 00:39:11,417 --> 00:39:14,187 Consider this a declaration of war. 875 00:39:14,190 --> 00:39:15,811 Leave town, 876 00:39:15,814 --> 00:39:17,606 or the next time we meet, 877 00:39:17,609 --> 00:39:19,265 you won't be driving away. 878 00:39:19,268 --> 00:39:21,235 You won't even be walking. 879 00:39:21,238 --> 00:39:22,451 That's a promise. 880 00:39:25,314 --> 00:39:26,371 [GUN COCKING] 881 00:39:29,785 --> 00:39:31,251 I'm not going anywhere! 882 00:39:34,030 --> 00:39:36,464 You're a dead man, you hear me? 883 00:39:36,467 --> 00:39:38,133 [YELLS] You're a dead man! 884 00:39:40,128 --> 00:39:41,775 Mr. Chipping and I have conferred 885 00:39:41,778 --> 00:39:43,371 and decided on the theme 886 00:39:43,373 --> 00:39:45,557 for our Baxter Brothers writing competition. 887 00:39:45,559 --> 00:39:47,144 Who's interested? 888 00:39:56,251 --> 00:39:57,452 Jughead? 889 00:39:59,913 --> 00:40:01,121 Oh, no. 890 00:40:01,124 --> 00:40:02,846 I'm in... 891 00:40:02,849 --> 00:40:04,468 and I'm winning. 892 00:40:04,470 --> 00:40:06,078 And please, Mr. Chipping, from here on, 893 00:40:06,080 --> 00:40:08,247 you can call me Forsythe, the Third. 894 00:40:11,993 --> 00:40:13,473 It's after my grandfather. 895 00:40:13,476 --> 00:40:15,017 [FRANCIS] Wonderful. 896 00:40:15,020 --> 00:40:18,557 Then you, and your classmates, will be challenged to devise 897 00:40:20,243 --> 00:40:21,950 the perfect murder. 898 00:40:21,953 --> 00:40:23,383 That's your theme. 899 00:40:25,089 --> 00:40:26,765 Let the bloodbath begin. 900 00:40:29,696 --> 00:40:34,347 _ 901 00:40:35,658 --> 00:40:38,518 Archie Andrews, Betty Cooper, and Veronica Lodge, 902 00:40:38,521 --> 00:40:39,702 you're under arrest 903 00:40:39,705 --> 00:40:42,823 for the cold-blooded murder of my son, Jughead Jones. 904 00:40:58,530 --> 00:41:01,935 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com --