1 00:00:02,293 --> 00:00:05,171 Raven's Home was filmed in front of a live studio audience. 2 00:00:09,342 --> 00:00:11,511 Good morning, mother, auntie Rae. 3 00:00:11,594 --> 00:00:13,888 Oh, hello, Levi, Steve Harvey. 4 00:00:16,182 --> 00:00:17,767 Why are you two so dressed up? 5 00:00:17,851 --> 00:00:19,411 We'd like to take a moment of your time 6 00:00:19,477 --> 00:00:24,232 to discuss the greatest educational opportunity of this or any generation. 7 00:00:25,817 --> 00:00:29,362 Virtual reality goggles. The future is now. 8 00:00:31,197 --> 00:00:32,657 This amazing technology 9 00:00:32,741 --> 00:00:36,661 will allow us to travel to bold new worlds and have awesome adventures. 10 00:00:36,745 --> 00:00:39,289 All without triggering my hay fever. 11 00:00:40,790 --> 00:00:42,876 And for just $600. 12 00:00:42,959 --> 00:00:45,879 Wow! They're just $600. 13 00:00:45,962 --> 00:00:49,049 I think "just" stops at 19.99. 14 00:00:50,925 --> 00:00:54,137 But what if we paid for them ourselves with the money you owe us? 15 00:00:54,846 --> 00:00:56,056 Owe you for what? 16 00:00:56,139 --> 00:00:57,390 I'm glad you asked. 17 00:00:58,767 --> 00:01:03,355 We figured if you pay us for all the stuff we do around the house, 18 00:01:03,563 --> 00:01:06,941 we'd have more than enough money to buy the goggles. 19 00:01:07,734 --> 00:01:10,987 Wow! That's... that's amazing! 20 00:01:11,071 --> 00:01:13,990 Chels, get this. We owe them! 21 00:01:15,241 --> 00:01:19,454 I mean, we carried those two around for nine months, and what did we charge? 22 00:01:19,537 --> 00:01:21,790 Oh, for womb rental? Nada! 23 00:01:23,500 --> 00:01:25,710 We fed and clothed them their entire lives? 24 00:01:25,794 --> 00:01:28,505 - What did we get for that, Rae? - I'm still waiting on my check. 25 00:01:29,214 --> 00:01:30,674 - Where's that? - I don't know. 26 00:01:30,757 --> 00:01:34,135 We keep a roof over their head. Now, how often do we do this, Chels? 27 00:01:34,219 --> 00:01:35,970 Every day, every day. 28 00:01:37,347 --> 00:01:39,557 So come to think about it, you owe us. 29 00:01:39,641 --> 00:01:41,481 Now, do you still wanna have this conversation? 30 00:01:41,643 --> 00:01:42,644 We're good. 31 00:01:44,850 --> 00:01:45,851 ♪ Ohhh ♪ 32 00:01:45,929 --> 00:01:47,157 ♪ Hey... Yo ♪ 33 00:01:47,181 --> 00:01:48,325 ♪ Let me tell you somethin' ♪ 34 00:01:48,349 --> 00:01:50,285 ♪ Had my vision all worked out ♪ 35 00:01:50,309 --> 00:01:52,408 ♪ But then life had other plans ♪ 36 00:01:52,410 --> 00:01:53,096 ♪ Tell 'em, Rae ♪ 37 00:01:53,098 --> 00:01:55,410 ♪ It's crazy when things turn upside down ♪ 38 00:01:55,412 --> 00:01:57,890 ♪ But ya gotta get up and take that chance ♪ 39 00:01:57,914 --> 00:02:00,588 ♪ Maybe I'm just finding my way Learning how to fly ♪ 40 00:02:00,592 --> 00:02:02,758 ♪ Yeah, we're gonna be okay Ya know I got you, right? ♪ 41 00:02:02,761 --> 00:02:05,240 ♪ It might be wild, but ya know that we make it work ♪ 42 00:02:05,264 --> 00:02:07,659 ♪ We're just kids caught up in a crazy world ♪ 43 00:02:07,683 --> 00:02:08,095 ♪ C'mon! ♪ 44 00:02:08,097 --> 00:02:09,571 ♪ It's Raven's Home ♪ Yo! 45 00:02:09,573 --> 00:02:10,183 ♪ We get loud! ♪ 46 00:02:10,189 --> 00:02:11,663 ♪ It's Raven's Home ♪ 47 00:02:11,687 --> 00:02:13,018 ♪ It's our crowd! ♪ 48 00:02:13,020 --> 00:02:15,510 ♪ Might be tough, but together we make it look good ♪ 49 00:02:15,512 --> 00:02:17,531 ♪ Down for each other like family should ♪ 50 00:02:17,555 --> 00:02:19,075 ♪ It's Raven's Home ♪ 51 00:02:19,099 --> 00:02:20,242 ♪ When it's tough ♪ 52 00:02:20,248 --> 00:02:21,722 ♪ It's Raven's Home ♪ 53 00:02:21,724 --> 00:02:22,239 ♪ We got love ♪ 54 00:02:22,697 --> 00:02:25,506 ♪ 'Cause no matter the weather, ya know we gon' shine ♪ 55 00:02:25,508 --> 00:02:28,010 ♪ There for each other, ya know it's our time ♪ 56 00:02:29,508 --> 00:02:30,758 Yep! That's us. 57 00:02:39,284 --> 00:02:42,370 I still can't believe you wouldn't get us virtual reality goggles, mom. 58 00:02:42,454 --> 00:02:44,414 Really? I can. 59 00:02:44,497 --> 00:02:46,137 One time I asked her for regular goggles, 60 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:48,084 and she told me, "swim with your eyes closed." 61 00:02:49,961 --> 00:02:51,588 That was great advice. You're welcome. 62 00:02:51,671 --> 00:02:53,465 And it saved me about $25. 63 00:02:54,966 --> 00:02:57,886 If my dad were here, he would totally buy us those goggles. 64 00:02:57,969 --> 00:02:59,846 He used to buy me stuff all the time. 65 00:02:59,929 --> 00:03:01,806 He's an amazing businessman. 66 00:03:01,890 --> 00:03:04,309 He sure is, honey. He's the best. 67 00:03:05,101 --> 00:03:07,270 Uh, Chels, can I talk to you for a second? Come here. 68 00:03:07,354 --> 00:03:09,606 Are we talking about, uh, your thieving ex-husband, 69 00:03:09,689 --> 00:03:11,733 or does Levi have another dad I don't know about? 70 00:03:11,816 --> 00:03:14,277 Oh, Rae! You're crazy! 71 00:03:15,195 --> 00:03:17,113 Okay, kids. It's time to get ready. 72 00:03:17,197 --> 00:03:19,783 Tess' dad's about to pick you up in his 18-Wheeler. 73 00:03:19,866 --> 00:03:22,327 Yes! His rig's got a toilet in it! 74 00:03:22,660 --> 00:03:26,331 I was gonna pee here, but I'm gonna hold it for the truck. 75 00:03:28,249 --> 00:03:29,250 All right, be safe. 76 00:03:29,334 --> 00:03:30,877 - Have a good day. Bye-bye. - Bye, mom. 77 00:03:33,171 --> 00:03:34,964 Uh, Chels? 78 00:03:35,048 --> 00:03:36,756 Why are you saying nice things about garret? 79 00:03:36,758 --> 00:03:40,720 Oh, I just really wanna remind Levi that his dad's still a good guy, you know? 80 00:03:40,804 --> 00:03:42,263 But he's... he's not a good guy. 81 00:03:42,931 --> 00:03:44,516 Oh, sure he made some poor choices... 82 00:03:44,599 --> 00:03:46,851 No... no, Chels. Cutting your bangs without a mirror, 83 00:03:46,935 --> 00:03:48,687 that's... you know, that's a poor choice. 84 00:03:48,978 --> 00:03:51,398 Um, garret is a criminal. 85 00:03:52,649 --> 00:03:54,315 What do you tell people when they ask where he is? 86 00:03:54,317 --> 00:03:55,777 Oh, I... I say he's out of state. 87 00:03:56,611 --> 00:03:57,654 He's in prison. 88 00:03:57,737 --> 00:03:59,197 Yeah! Out of state. 89 00:04:01,324 --> 00:04:05,745 Chels! You had an invention that made you rich! 90 00:04:05,829 --> 00:04:08,164 - You had infomercials, girl! - Mm-hm. 91 00:04:08,248 --> 00:04:09,666 And then garret took it all away. 92 00:04:09,749 --> 00:04:11,668 Why do you keep sugarcoating everything he does? 93 00:04:11,751 --> 00:04:13,003 Uh, I don't know, Rae. 94 00:04:13,086 --> 00:04:15,246 I guess it's because I like to see the glass half full. 95 00:04:15,296 --> 00:04:18,466 You don't have a glass to see half full! He stole it! 96 00:04:19,801 --> 00:04:21,469 Seriously, this is not good for you. 97 00:04:21,553 --> 00:04:24,389 You cannot keep bottling up your emotions like this. 98 00:04:24,472 --> 00:04:26,433 It is not good for you or Levi. 99 00:04:26,516 --> 00:04:31,730 Raven Lydia Baxter, I am not holding in any anger, okay? 100 00:04:32,480 --> 00:04:34,814 Wow, now I know you're mad, because you're using my government name. 101 00:04:34,816 --> 00:04:35,817 I don't like it. 102 00:04:40,488 --> 00:04:44,159 Man, by the time we save up enough to buy virtual reality goggles, 103 00:04:44,242 --> 00:04:46,578 everyone will be living in virtual reality, 104 00:04:46,870 --> 00:04:49,539 except us, because we won't have the goggles! 105 00:04:50,498 --> 00:04:53,460 I can't believe the new vending machine's already broken. 106 00:04:53,543 --> 00:04:56,254 How am I supposed to get through math without a snack? 107 00:04:56,463 --> 00:04:57,754 But you always sleep through math. 108 00:04:57,756 --> 00:04:59,716 I can't do it on an empty stomach. 109 00:05:00,842 --> 00:05:02,469 I think I have an extra granola bar. 110 00:05:03,845 --> 00:05:06,806 Sorry, Tess. This granola bar is $3. 111 00:05:06,890 --> 00:05:08,933 But they only cost a dollar at the store. 112 00:05:09,017 --> 00:05:11,853 Unfortunately for you, we're not at the store. 113 00:05:13,813 --> 00:05:15,273 Levi, what are you doing? 114 00:05:15,357 --> 00:05:19,110 We need money for VR goggles, and the vending machine is broken. 115 00:05:19,194 --> 00:05:22,614 It's classic supply and demand. My dad taught me all about it. 116 00:05:22,697 --> 00:05:24,866 But I don't have $3. 117 00:05:25,367 --> 00:05:27,994 - Let's just say you owe me one. - I'm not saying that. 118 00:05:28,870 --> 00:05:31,164 Sweet. We just made two bucks. 119 00:05:31,247 --> 00:05:34,584 Exactly. And if we bring more snacks from home and sell them, 120 00:05:34,668 --> 00:05:36,044 we can make the money in no time. 121 00:05:36,586 --> 00:05:40,256 Guys, selling stuff at school for profit is against the rules. 122 00:05:40,340 --> 00:05:43,259 So keep your voices down, we don't want anybody to know what we're doing. 123 00:05:44,511 --> 00:05:45,512 What do you mean "we"? 124 00:05:45,595 --> 00:05:47,138 Oh, we're getting in on this. 125 00:05:47,514 --> 00:05:50,517 Nia and I have been eying some limited edition best friend sneakers. 126 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:52,280 They glow when they're next to each other. 127 00:05:54,187 --> 00:05:55,605 All right, you're in. 128 00:05:55,689 --> 00:05:57,107 But I'm in charge. 129 00:05:57,190 --> 00:05:59,649 You know the one in charge takes all the blame if we get in trouble. 130 00:05:59,651 --> 00:06:01,277 Levi's in charge. 131 00:06:08,410 --> 00:06:09,929 I still don't understand why we had to 132 00:06:09,930 --> 00:06:11,570 get our camping backpacks out of storage. 133 00:06:11,579 --> 00:06:15,375 Because they match. My dad says it doesn't matter what you're selling 134 00:06:15,458 --> 00:06:17,377 if people don't know where to buy it. 135 00:06:17,460 --> 00:06:20,046 Oh, no! The vending machine's working! 136 00:06:20,588 --> 00:06:23,758 Look at those fools over there buying all those overpriced snacks. 137 00:06:23,842 --> 00:06:26,177 They should be here buying our overpriced snacks! 138 00:06:28,221 --> 00:06:29,639 Machine won't take my bill. 139 00:06:29,723 --> 00:06:31,391 This is some nonsense right here. 140 00:06:32,142 --> 00:06:35,603 I'm going to my car to get some change. Nobody touch my honey yums. 141 00:06:40,775 --> 00:06:42,527 Great! What do we do now? 142 00:06:42,610 --> 00:06:44,946 My dad says you have to crush the competition. 143 00:06:45,280 --> 00:06:47,574 Well, our competition's that vending machine. 144 00:06:47,657 --> 00:06:49,115 You want me to throw a rock through it? 145 00:06:49,117 --> 00:06:50,201 Where'd you get a rock? 146 00:06:50,285 --> 00:06:51,536 I carry it with me. 147 00:06:52,162 --> 00:06:54,914 You think I'm gonna be the girl who shows up without a rock? 148 00:06:57,834 --> 00:07:00,378 Well, looks like we're not gonna get those sneakers. 149 00:07:00,462 --> 00:07:02,297 I guess we'll have to think of another way 150 00:07:02,380 --> 00:07:04,007 to show people we're best friends. 151 00:07:07,010 --> 00:07:08,970 We need to shut this machine down. 152 00:07:10,430 --> 00:07:13,600 I know! I'll unplug it and put the "out of order" sign back on it. 153 00:07:13,683 --> 00:07:15,643 Nobody will fall for that. 154 00:07:24,903 --> 00:07:27,113 They fall for it! Do it, Levi! 155 00:07:27,197 --> 00:07:28,406 Unplug our competi... 156 00:07:30,033 --> 00:07:32,494 Oh. You already did it! 157 00:07:32,577 --> 00:07:33,578 Good for you! 158 00:07:35,663 --> 00:07:37,957 Book, get ready to be rich. 159 00:07:38,041 --> 00:07:39,361 Where'd you get those sunglasses? 160 00:07:39,417 --> 00:07:43,380 The vending machine. You want me to plug it back in, I can get you some. 161 00:08:23,962 --> 00:08:25,505 We totally sold out of snacks. 162 00:08:25,588 --> 00:08:28,383 Almost. Levi still has one granola bar left. 163 00:08:28,466 --> 00:08:32,178 I don't care if it's 75 cents in the machine. 164 00:08:32,429 --> 00:08:34,723 In these halls, it's three bucks. 165 00:08:37,767 --> 00:08:39,060 I've gotta give it to you, Levi. 166 00:08:39,144 --> 00:08:42,897 Selling healthy snacks at a moderate markup is straight baller, yo. 167 00:08:43,481 --> 00:08:45,650 I'm all about that snack life. 168 00:08:46,818 --> 00:08:49,070 Should we tell them how ridiculous they sound? 169 00:08:49,362 --> 00:08:50,363 Nah, it's cute. 170 00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:55,573 I know you didn't get this from the vending machine. 171 00:08:56,036 --> 00:08:57,203 Did somebody sell it to you? 172 00:08:59,080 --> 00:09:00,081 Mm-hm. 173 00:09:00,623 --> 00:09:01,958 An illegal snack ring, huh? 174 00:09:02,584 --> 00:09:04,836 If I bust this, they might make me a full-time teacher. 175 00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:07,479 I can stop cutting hair on the weekends. 176 00:09:09,507 --> 00:09:10,508 Come on. 177 00:09:16,723 --> 00:09:18,224 Oh. Hey, Rae, what are you doing? 178 00:09:18,808 --> 00:09:20,018 Chels... 179 00:09:21,186 --> 00:09:23,855 You can't keep ignoring your feelings about garret, all right? 180 00:09:23,938 --> 00:09:25,982 So today, I'm gonna help you let them out. 181 00:09:26,066 --> 00:09:29,652 This is the prison visitation window. 182 00:09:30,070 --> 00:09:33,448 You're gonna play you, and I'm gonna play your no-good ex-husband. 183 00:09:33,531 --> 00:09:37,035 Oh! Ooh, you know I love a good role play. 184 00:09:37,118 --> 00:09:40,497 You know, I was a "Thea-tah" minor in college. 185 00:09:41,456 --> 00:09:43,458 Let me just do a little vocal warm-up. 186 00:09:43,541 --> 00:09:46,544 - Unique New York, unique... - Chelsea? 187 00:09:47,587 --> 00:09:48,588 Sit down. 188 00:09:50,382 --> 00:09:51,716 New York. Okay, got it. 189 00:09:53,510 --> 00:09:55,261 So, what's first? 190 00:09:59,557 --> 00:10:00,558 Wow. 191 00:10:00,642 --> 00:10:03,812 Chelsea, darling, you look stupendous. 192 00:10:04,896 --> 00:10:06,981 It's incredible, you sound just like him! 193 00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:12,362 Um, thank you, garret. I'm very well, you know I'm living with Raven now. 194 00:10:13,279 --> 00:10:14,948 Ughh... 195 00:10:15,865 --> 00:10:18,952 I don't like that Raven friend of yours, she talks too much. 196 00:10:19,953 --> 00:10:21,496 Yeah, I hear that. 197 00:10:22,747 --> 00:10:23,998 I'm just kidding. 198 00:10:24,916 --> 00:10:25,959 So how are you? 199 00:10:26,042 --> 00:10:28,128 Well, sweetheart, I'm in prison, 200 00:10:28,211 --> 00:10:30,547 so it's abysmal. 201 00:10:31,381 --> 00:10:33,508 I shouldn't be here in the first place. 202 00:10:33,591 --> 00:10:35,969 Well, garret, you did break the law. 203 00:10:36,052 --> 00:10:38,096 Good job, Chels. Good job. 204 00:10:38,179 --> 00:10:41,099 Sweetie, they say 205 00:10:41,182 --> 00:10:43,518 that since I had a quarter of a million dollars 206 00:10:43,601 --> 00:10:46,229 and a ticket to the Cayman Islands, I was running away. 207 00:10:46,312 --> 00:10:48,940 I wasn't running away! No! 208 00:10:49,024 --> 00:10:52,652 I was building a school for the children! 209 00:10:53,361 --> 00:10:56,156 What? Is that what you were doing? Rae, is that true? 210 00:10:57,532 --> 00:10:59,576 No! 211 00:11:00,535 --> 00:11:03,621 Okay. Garret, no, I know that's not true, 212 00:11:03,705 --> 00:11:05,872 you were going to meet the woman you were gonna run away with. 213 00:11:05,874 --> 00:11:08,418 Good job, Chels. Get him! Get him! 214 00:11:10,462 --> 00:11:12,253 Unless she was gonna be a teacher at the school...? 215 00:11:12,255 --> 00:11:15,258 Oh, Chels! Chels, you had him! You had him! 216 00:11:15,342 --> 00:11:16,968 I'm sorry, Rae, I don't know. 217 00:11:17,052 --> 00:11:20,138 I... I've been making excuses for garret for so long, 218 00:11:20,221 --> 00:11:21,723 I forgot how to get mad at him! 219 00:11:21,806 --> 00:11:23,308 It's okay, we'll find something else. 220 00:11:23,391 --> 00:11:26,394 Okay. What about interpretive dance? 221 00:11:26,478 --> 00:11:27,937 You know, that was my major. 222 00:11:34,110 --> 00:11:37,155 Guys, Spitz is onto us! He knows about the snacks! 223 00:11:37,238 --> 00:11:39,115 If mom finds out about this, we're dead. 224 00:11:39,199 --> 00:11:40,325 Relax! 225 00:11:40,408 --> 00:11:44,746 As long as he doesn't find us with this backpack full of cash, we'll be fine. 226 00:11:45,789 --> 00:11:46,873 There's Spitz! 227 00:11:46,956 --> 00:11:48,124 Here, Tess, you take it! 228 00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:50,001 I don't want it! Booker, you take it! 229 00:11:50,085 --> 00:11:52,837 Not me. I'm too pretty for detention. 230 00:11:53,380 --> 00:11:55,215 - Don't give it to me! - Hey! 231 00:11:56,341 --> 00:11:57,425 I wanna talk to you kids! 232 00:11:57,509 --> 00:11:58,677 Run! 233 00:12:07,102 --> 00:12:08,395 I need to check your backpack. 234 00:12:10,730 --> 00:12:13,400 - No. You don't wanna look in there. - Why not? 235 00:12:13,483 --> 00:12:16,111 Because my mom packs me a banana every day, heh. 236 00:12:16,361 --> 00:12:17,779 I don't eat a banana every day. 237 00:12:21,199 --> 00:12:22,200 So this is yours? 238 00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:27,247 Yes. Yes, this is my most favorite flowery head thingy. 239 00:12:28,331 --> 00:12:29,332 Good day to you. 240 00:12:31,918 --> 00:12:33,795 Hey, you! Red backpack! 241 00:12:39,426 --> 00:12:41,219 It's a rock. I don't know why. 242 00:12:44,014 --> 00:12:46,016 - Whoa! - Tess, get back here! 243 00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:50,311 Give me that! 244 00:12:56,985 --> 00:12:58,609 I suppose there's a good explanation for this? 245 00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:00,113 Go ahead. I'm listening. 246 00:13:01,990 --> 00:13:05,076 Hey! Where's your backpack? 247 00:13:05,827 --> 00:13:07,746 I seem to have misplaced it, sir. 248 00:13:16,546 --> 00:13:18,131 Ha! The garbage can! 249 00:13:18,214 --> 00:13:20,592 I got you! You thought you could outsmart me! 250 00:13:20,675 --> 00:13:23,261 But you can't. Because my brain's my biggest muscle. 251 00:13:26,681 --> 00:13:28,641 Coach Spitz, please don't open it. 252 00:13:34,606 --> 00:13:38,902 Probably should have told you I had 540 super balls in there. 253 00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:41,680 I thought there was money in here. 254 00:13:42,530 --> 00:13:44,032 Looks like I owe you an apology. 255 00:13:47,869 --> 00:13:49,037 Where's my apology? 256 00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:50,372 I said I owe you. 257 00:13:54,626 --> 00:13:55,752 Whoa! 258 00:13:56,252 --> 00:13:57,712 That was way too close. 259 00:13:57,796 --> 00:13:59,089 Levi, where's the money? 260 00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:01,091 Let's just say I got it on me. 261 00:14:04,260 --> 00:14:06,304 You glued the money to your body? 262 00:14:06,388 --> 00:14:07,931 I didn't have a lot of time! 263 00:14:08,014 --> 00:14:10,266 All I had was a glue stick or a stapler. 264 00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:11,476 Coward! 265 00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:14,479 Come on, let's get it off. 266 00:14:14,562 --> 00:14:17,107 It's like a band-aid. You gotta take it off real slow. 267 00:14:19,442 --> 00:14:20,652 Ow! 268 00:14:21,820 --> 00:14:23,279 Or was it fast? I can ne... 269 00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:26,241 No, no, no! Cotton candy, that stings! 270 00:14:27,325 --> 00:14:30,286 - Hey, I wanna try! - No! You'll enjoy it! 271 00:14:32,288 --> 00:14:35,208 Remember, buddy. You're doing it for the goggles. 272 00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:38,169 Right. For the goggles. 273 00:14:39,838 --> 00:14:41,798 Hatchi-matchi! 274 00:14:42,841 --> 00:14:44,884 Crab cake combo! 275 00:14:45,969 --> 00:14:50,056 Founding fathers, that stings! 276 00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:55,327 Wait! But how is my wedding China supposed 277 00:14:55,328 --> 00:14:57,230 to help me get in touch with my anger? 278 00:14:57,313 --> 00:15:00,108 - You're gonna smash it. - What? Why would I do that? 279 00:15:00,191 --> 00:15:01,651 Because, Chels, 280 00:15:01,735 --> 00:15:04,738 there's only two things that survived your relationship with garret, 281 00:15:04,821 --> 00:15:07,741 Levi and these plates. And I'm not gonna let you smash Levi, 282 00:15:08,158 --> 00:15:10,035 unless he uses my good conditioner again. 283 00:15:11,453 --> 00:15:13,747 No, Rae, these plates are beautiful. 284 00:15:14,164 --> 00:15:17,667 How am I supposed to get mad at a modern chinoiserie 285 00:15:17,751 --> 00:15:19,085 with a French country flair? 286 00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:21,880 Maybe this'll help. 287 00:15:22,547 --> 00:15:24,591 Oh, no. Not the schmop. 288 00:15:25,967 --> 00:15:28,303 - Oh, yes, Chels, the schmop. - What? 289 00:15:28,386 --> 00:15:30,597 Your invention. The thing that made you rich 290 00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:32,515 until garret stole all your money! 291 00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:33,933 - Put it away! - No! 292 00:15:34,017 --> 00:15:35,810 - Raven! - Chelsea! 293 00:15:35,894 --> 00:15:40,732 You worked so hard for so long. 294 00:15:43,026 --> 00:15:47,155 And then garret came in and took your money. 295 00:15:48,239 --> 00:15:49,866 Now look at it, Chelsea. 296 00:15:51,159 --> 00:15:52,410 Does it make you mad? 297 00:15:53,119 --> 00:15:54,329 - Yeah. - Yeah, it does. 298 00:15:54,412 --> 00:15:55,812 Show me how mad it makes you, girl. 299 00:15:55,872 --> 00:15:58,583 There you go! 300 00:15:58,667 --> 00:16:02,087 - How do you feel? - I feel good, Rae, I feel really good. 301 00:16:02,170 --> 00:16:03,672 - You ready? You ready? - Yeah! Woo! 302 00:16:05,256 --> 00:16:07,676 Oh, my god, I can't even believe this! 303 00:16:07,759 --> 00:16:11,179 I'm not even mad that these plates are like $300 each! 304 00:16:11,262 --> 00:16:12,389 Whoa! 305 00:16:14,015 --> 00:16:15,758 Excuse me, did you just say I could 306 00:16:15,759 --> 00:16:17,852 resell these plates for about $300 apiece? 307 00:16:17,936 --> 00:16:19,811 Well, probably more, they discontinued this pattern. 308 00:16:19,813 --> 00:16:22,816 Wh... noooo! No, no, Chelsea, stop! 309 00:16:22,899 --> 00:16:25,193 - Stop it! Stop it! - Rae, come on! 310 00:16:25,276 --> 00:16:26,736 I'm finally feeling my anger! 311 00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:28,741 Well, girl, I'm feeling about $3,000 worth 312 00:16:28,742 --> 00:16:30,573 of plates underneath this arm right now. 313 00:16:31,408 --> 00:16:32,867 Well, this was your idea. 314 00:16:32,951 --> 00:16:35,036 And it was a bad idea. 315 00:16:35,620 --> 00:16:37,330 Rae, just give me the plates, huh? 316 00:16:37,414 --> 00:16:39,624 - No! No! - Raven! What? Give me the plates! 317 00:16:39,708 --> 00:16:41,584 - No, Chelsea, no! - Aaah! 318 00:16:42,210 --> 00:16:44,129 Listen here, we're gonna walk down these stairs, 319 00:16:44,212 --> 00:16:46,339 and you're gonna break my plates. Why? 320 00:16:46,423 --> 00:16:48,216 Because they're worth nothing. 321 00:16:49,467 --> 00:16:51,594 - We'll break those plates, too! - No! No! 322 00:16:54,264 --> 00:16:55,849 Rae? Come on! 323 00:16:56,599 --> 00:16:57,976 I need to break those dishes. 324 00:16:58,059 --> 00:17:01,062 Okay, all right... oh... here, look, break this tacky vase. 325 00:17:01,146 --> 00:17:02,480 But I gave you that vase. 326 00:17:02,564 --> 00:17:07,569 You did! And I am willing to sacrifice it for our friendship. 327 00:17:09,029 --> 00:17:11,448 Whoopi Goldberg, that stings! 328 00:17:11,781 --> 00:17:13,575 - What are they doing? - I don't know. 329 00:17:14,951 --> 00:17:17,287 Almost done. Let me know when you're ready. 330 00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:21,291 I think I just need a minute or two... French bread pizza! 331 00:17:23,293 --> 00:17:26,212 I keep thinking it'll stop being funny, but it doesn't! 332 00:17:27,922 --> 00:17:31,634 It's making me uncomfortable. He looks like a baby owl with no feathers. 333 00:17:32,802 --> 00:17:34,846 Last one. Hold still, Levi. 334 00:17:34,929 --> 00:17:38,600 Technically, it's not the last one, but I prefer to remove the rest in private. 335 00:17:41,853 --> 00:17:43,646 One... two... 336 00:17:48,818 --> 00:17:50,570 Who is making it rain in here? 337 00:17:52,530 --> 00:17:54,282 Where did all this money come from? 338 00:17:54,366 --> 00:17:55,658 My torso mostly. 339 00:17:57,410 --> 00:18:00,205 Okay, I want everyone in the living room right now! 340 00:18:00,288 --> 00:18:02,999 - Come on, come on, come on! - Right now! 341 00:18:03,083 --> 00:18:04,334 No, no, no. You stay. 342 00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:07,379 Put some clothes on. You look like one of them hairless cats. 343 00:18:12,842 --> 00:18:15,093 So you're really not gonna tell us where the money came from? 344 00:18:15,095 --> 00:18:17,847 We believe it's in our best interest to keep quiet. 345 00:18:18,932 --> 00:18:21,476 I'm sorry, do you think that you're in a police station? 346 00:18:21,726 --> 00:18:24,396 You don't have any rights. This is the United States of Raven! 347 00:18:26,815 --> 00:18:28,564 Where'd you get the money, you little punks, huh? 348 00:18:28,566 --> 00:18:31,695 Whoa! Whoa! Whoa, Chelsea! Chelsea, come on now, 349 00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:33,279 I'm the bad cop, you're the good cop. 350 00:18:33,363 --> 00:18:36,032 You're supposed to offer them, like, a cold beverage and a way out. 351 00:18:37,367 --> 00:18:40,662 Sorry, I guess getting in touch with my anger has opened up the floodgates. 352 00:18:40,745 --> 00:18:42,664 Yeah. Close them floodgates, you're scaring me. 353 00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:45,375 Okay, you guys are not gonna get away with this. 354 00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:47,792 You better start talking, huh, or I'm gonna get those hair clippers, 355 00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:51,131 and I'm not gonna stop shaving until every single one of you is bald. 356 00:18:51,756 --> 00:18:54,175 No. No, no, no, not my hair. 357 00:18:54,259 --> 00:18:56,619 That's how people tell the difference between me and Booker. 358 00:18:58,013 --> 00:18:59,764 Mom... I'm scared. 359 00:19:01,391 --> 00:19:03,101 Yeah, I don't live here. I'm gone. 360 00:19:03,184 --> 00:19:06,104 Wait, no. Wait, please don't tell your mama. Please don't tell her. 361 00:19:06,187 --> 00:19:08,523 Chels, you gotta calm down. 362 00:19:08,606 --> 00:19:10,525 Come on, Rae, they're about to break. 363 00:19:10,608 --> 00:19:12,444 I can see it in their beady little eyes. 364 00:19:12,527 --> 00:19:13,778 Where'd you get the money, huh? 365 00:19:13,862 --> 00:19:15,864 I will go out, and I will get that pool noodle. 366 00:19:15,947 --> 00:19:17,657 I will whack a kid with a pool noodle! 367 00:19:17,741 --> 00:19:19,200 Chelsea! 368 00:19:20,368 --> 00:19:22,078 Mom! What's the big deal? 369 00:19:22,162 --> 00:19:24,164 All we did was shut down the vending machine, 370 00:19:24,247 --> 00:19:26,249 so we could sell snacks at school. 371 00:19:26,332 --> 00:19:27,375 You did what? 372 00:19:27,459 --> 00:19:29,169 We bent the rules to get ahead. 373 00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:31,588 Dad did stuff like that all the time. 374 00:19:34,090 --> 00:19:37,469 You're right! Your father did do stuff like that all the time, Levi, 375 00:19:37,552 --> 00:19:38,720 that's why he's in jail. 376 00:19:38,803 --> 00:19:40,347 And now you're acting just like him. 377 00:19:40,430 --> 00:19:42,140 You don't know what you're talking about! 378 00:19:42,223 --> 00:19:45,935 - Levi. Levi! - Chels, Chels! Give him a minute. 379 00:19:46,019 --> 00:19:47,771 No, Rae, you were right. 380 00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:50,190 I wasn't honest about garret 381 00:19:50,857 --> 00:19:52,609 and now Levi thinks what he did was okay. 382 00:19:57,030 --> 00:19:58,031 Woo. 383 00:20:00,158 --> 00:20:01,326 Wow. 384 00:20:02,327 --> 00:20:03,870 So it was Levi all along? 385 00:20:06,373 --> 00:20:08,166 You think you know a guy. 386 00:20:10,168 --> 00:20:11,753 - Go to your room. - For how long? 387 00:20:11,836 --> 00:20:13,046 Until your kids let you out. 388 00:20:19,678 --> 00:20:21,846 Hey. Can I come in? 389 00:20:26,601 --> 00:20:29,521 You know I... I didn't mean to yell at you out there, honey, 390 00:20:30,271 --> 00:20:32,607 I got really scared when I saw you acting like your father. 391 00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:35,819 Why? I don't get it. 392 00:20:36,319 --> 00:20:38,071 You always say dad's a good guy. 393 00:20:39,114 --> 00:20:40,490 Yeah, well, it's complicated. 394 00:20:41,700 --> 00:20:45,954 Your father isn't a bad guy, but he did do some very bad things. 395 00:20:46,287 --> 00:20:47,662 And I should've talked to you about it. 396 00:20:47,664 --> 00:20:49,416 - Hmm? - Why didn't you? 397 00:20:50,625 --> 00:20:51,876 I was trying to protect you, 398 00:20:52,836 --> 00:20:54,838 but I think in the end I just confused you. 399 00:20:56,172 --> 00:20:59,676 The truth is... your father broke the law, 400 00:21:00,343 --> 00:21:02,012 and he hurt our family, honey. 401 00:21:02,971 --> 00:21:04,931 He's in prison because he deserves to be. 402 00:21:05,557 --> 00:21:06,766 So do you hate him? 403 00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:10,437 No. No, I couldn't hate him. 404 00:21:10,854 --> 00:21:13,106 If it weren't for him, I wouldn't have you. 405 00:21:17,360 --> 00:21:18,361 I'm mad at him. 406 00:21:19,487 --> 00:21:21,072 And you have every right to be. 407 00:21:22,699 --> 00:21:25,035 But, we're gonna figure this out together. 408 00:21:25,118 --> 00:21:26,411 You know? Just you and me. 409 00:21:26,494 --> 00:21:28,455 And if you ever wanna talk about it, I'm here. 410 00:21:29,581 --> 00:21:30,582 I love you. 411 00:21:31,082 --> 00:21:32,125 I love you, too. 412 00:21:34,669 --> 00:21:36,629 Mom, not so tight. 413 00:21:36,921 --> 00:21:38,715 - Still got a bad case of money burn. - Oh! 414 00:21:41,676 --> 00:21:43,762 You know, what you did at school was very bad. 415 00:21:44,054 --> 00:21:46,139 I'm gonna have to ground you for two weeks. 416 00:21:46,222 --> 00:21:48,558 Any chance of time off for good behavior? 417 00:21:48,641 --> 00:21:51,853 Well, I'll put in a good word with the judge. 418 00:21:51,936 --> 00:21:55,482 Oh. No, wait, I am the judge, so, um, no. 419 00:22:00,278 --> 00:22:05,367 Hi, I'm Chelsea Grayson, inventor of the revolutionary new cleaning tool, 420 00:22:05,617 --> 00:22:09,245 the schmop. It makes housework... Shmousework. 421 00:22:14,084 --> 00:22:16,336 I didn't know they had mops in the olden days. 422 00:22:17,629 --> 00:22:20,924 The olden days? Boy, that was like seven years ago. 423 00:22:22,175 --> 00:22:23,885 How have we not seen this? 424 00:22:23,968 --> 00:22:25,512 Well, Nia, for a while there, 425 00:22:25,595 --> 00:22:27,931 I just wanted to forget about that part of my life. 426 00:22:28,014 --> 00:22:30,100 I'd wanna forget that hairstyle. 427 00:22:31,226 --> 00:22:33,395 All right, all right now. 428 00:22:33,478 --> 00:22:36,648 Even though her hair is awful, you don't say it to her face. It's rude. 429 00:22:37,524 --> 00:22:39,324 I can say it, though, because I'm your bestie. 430 00:22:40,860 --> 00:22:42,694 I'd be careful what you say about my hair, Rae, 431 00:22:42,696 --> 00:22:43,822 I think you're in this, too. 432 00:22:43,905 --> 00:22:45,490 Turn it off! Turn it off! 433 00:22:45,573 --> 00:22:47,409 No! No! No! No! No! 434 00:22:47,492 --> 00:22:50,912 We gotta see this. 435 00:22:50,995 --> 00:22:52,163 Now listen up, guys. 436 00:22:52,247 --> 00:22:54,420 If you order now, we'll send you a 437 00:22:54,421 --> 00:22:57,043 second schmop for no extra charge, right? 438 00:22:57,127 --> 00:23:00,964 That's a schmop for you, and a schmop for your best friend. 439 00:23:01,047 --> 00:23:04,968 Yep! That's me! 440 00:23:11,099 --> 00:23:14,185 Okay, okay, okay, first one of you to laugh is grounded. 441 00:23:15,478 --> 00:23:16,730 We're already grounded!