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Raven's Home was filmed in
front of a live studio audience.
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Good morning,
mother, auntie Rae.
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Oh, hello, Levi, Steve Harvey.
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Why are you two so dressed up?
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We'd like to take a
moment of your time
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to discuss the greatest educational
opportunity of this or any generation.
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Virtual reality goggles.
The future is now.
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This amazing technology
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will allow us to travel to bold new
worlds and have awesome adventures.
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All without triggering
my hay fever.
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And for just $600.
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Wow! They're just $600.
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I think "just" stops at 19.99.
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But what if we paid for them
ourselves with the money you owe us?
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Owe you for what?
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I'm glad you asked.
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We figured if you pay us for all
the stuff we do around the house,
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we'd have more than enough
money to buy the goggles.
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Wow! That's... that's amazing!
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Chels, get this. We owe them!
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I mean, we carried those two around
for nine months, and what did we charge?
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Oh, for womb rental? Nada!
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We fed and clothed
them their entire lives?
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- What did we get for that, Rae?
- I'm still waiting on my check.
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- Where's that?
- I don't know.
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We keep a roof over their head.
Now, how often do we do this, Chels?
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Every day, every day.
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So come to think
about it, you owe us.
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Now, do you still wanna
have this conversation?
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We're good.
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♪ Ohhh ♪
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♪ Hey... Yo ♪
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♪ Let me tell you somethin' ♪
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♪ Had my vision all worked out ♪
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♪ But then life
had other plans ♪
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♪ Tell 'em, Rae ♪
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♪ It's crazy when things
turn upside down ♪
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♪ But ya gotta get up
and take that chance ♪
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♪ Maybe I'm just finding my way
Learning how to fly ♪
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♪ Yeah, we're gonna be okay
Ya know I got you, right? ♪
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♪ It might be wild, but ya
know that we make it work ♪
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♪ We're just kids caught
up in a crazy world ♪
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♪ C'mon! ♪
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♪ It's Raven's Home ♪
Yo!
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♪ We get loud! ♪
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♪ It's Raven's Home ♪
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♪ It's our crowd! ♪
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♪ Might be tough, but
together we make it look good ♪
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♪ Down for each other
like family should ♪
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♪ It's Raven's Home ♪
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♪ When it's tough ♪
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♪ It's Raven's Home ♪
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♪ We got love ♪
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♪ 'Cause no matter the weather,
ya know we gon' shine ♪
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♪ There for each other,
ya know it's our time ♪
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Yep! That's us.
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I still can't believe you wouldn't
get us virtual reality goggles, mom.
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Really? I can.
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One time I asked her
for regular goggles,
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and she told me, "swim
with your eyes closed."
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That was great
advice. You're welcome.
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And it saved me about $25.
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If my dad were here, he would
totally buy us those goggles.
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He used to buy
me stuff all the time.
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He's an amazing businessman.
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He sure is, honey.
He's the best.
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Uh, Chels, can I talk to you
for a second? Come here.
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Are we talking about, uh,
your thieving ex-husband,
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or does Levi have another
dad I don't know about?
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Oh, Rae! You're crazy!
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Okay, kids. It's
time to get ready.
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Tess' dad's about to pick
you up in his 18-Wheeler.
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Yes! His rig's
got a toilet in it!
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I was gonna pee here, but
I'm gonna hold it for the truck.
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All right, be safe.
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- Have a good day. Bye-bye.
- Bye, mom.
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Uh, Chels?
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Why are you saying
nice things about garret?
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Oh, I just really wanna remind Levi that
his dad's still a good guy, you know?
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But he's... he's not a good guy.
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Oh, sure he made
some poor choices...
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No... no, Chels. Cutting
your bangs without a mirror,
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that's... you know,
that's a poor choice.
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Um, garret is a criminal.
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What do you tell people
when they ask where he is?
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Oh, I... I say
he's out of state.
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He's in prison.
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Yeah! Out of state.
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Chels! You had an
invention that made you rich!
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- You had infomercials, girl!
- Mm-hm.
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And then garret
took it all away.
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Why do you keep sugarcoating
everything he does?
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Uh, I don't know, Rae.
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I guess it's because I like
to see the glass half full.
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You don't have a glass
to see half full! He stole it!
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Seriously, this is
not good for you.
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You cannot keep bottling
up your emotions like this.
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It is not good for you or Levi.
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Raven Lydia Baxter, I am
not holding in any anger, okay?
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Wow, now I know you're mad, because
you're using my government name.
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I don't like it.
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Man, by the time we save up
enough to buy virtual reality goggles,
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everyone will be
living in virtual reality,
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except us, because we
won't have the goggles!
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I can't believe the new vending
machine's already broken.
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How am I supposed to get
through math without a snack?
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But you always
sleep through math.
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I can't do it on an
empty stomach.
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I think I have an
extra granola bar.
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Sorry, Tess. This
granola bar is $3.
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But they only cost
a dollar at the store.
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Unfortunately for you,
we're not at the store.
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Levi, what are you doing?
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We need money for VR goggles,
and the vending machine is broken.
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It's classic supply and demand.
My dad taught me all about it.
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But I don't have $3.
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- Let's just say you owe me one.
- I'm not saying that.
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Sweet. We just made two bucks.
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Exactly. And if we bring more
snacks from home and sell them,
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we can make the
money in no time.
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Guys, selling stuff at school
for profit is against the rules.
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So keep your voices down, we don't
want anybody to know what we're doing.
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What do you mean "we"?
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Oh, we're getting in on this.
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Nia and I have been eying some
limited edition best friend sneakers.
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They glow when they're
next to each other.
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All right, you're in.
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But I'm in charge.
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You know the one in charge takes
all the blame if we get in trouble.
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Levi's in charge.
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I still don't understand
why we had to
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get our camping
backpacks out of storage.
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Because they match. My dad says
it doesn't matter what you're selling
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if people don't
know where to buy it.
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Oh, no! The vending
machine's working!
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Look at those fools over there
buying all those overpriced snacks.
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They should be here
buying our overpriced snacks!
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Machine won't take my bill.
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This is some
nonsense right here.
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I'm going to my car to get some
change. Nobody touch my honey yums.
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Great! What do we do now?
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My dad says you have
to crush the competition.
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Well, our competition's
that vending machine.
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You want me to
throw a rock through it?
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Where'd you get a rock?
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I carry it with me.
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You think I'm gonna be the girl
who shows up without a rock?
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Well, looks like we're not
gonna get those sneakers.
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I guess we'll have to
think of another way
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to show people
we're best friends.
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We need to shut
this machine down.
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I know! I'll unplug it and put
the "out of order" sign back on it.
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Nobody will fall for that.
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They fall for it! Do it, Levi!
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Unplug our competi...
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Oh. You already did it!
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Good for you!
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Book, get ready to be rich.
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Where'd you get
those sunglasses?
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The vending machine. You want me
to plug it back in, I can get you some.
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We totally sold out of snacks.
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Almost. Levi still has
one granola bar left.
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I don't care if it's 75
cents in the machine.
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In these halls,
it's three bucks.
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I've gotta give it to you, Levi.
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Selling healthy snacks at a
moderate markup is straight baller, yo.
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I'm all about that snack life.
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Should we tell them how
ridiculous they sound?
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Nah, it's cute.
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I know you didn't get this
from the vending machine.
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Did somebody sell it to you?
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Mm-hm.
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An illegal snack ring, huh?
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If I bust this, they might
make me a full-time teacher.
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I can stop cutting
hair on the weekends.
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Come on.
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Oh. Hey, Rae,
what are you doing?
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Chels...
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You can't keep ignoring your
feelings about garret, all right?
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So today, I'm gonna
help you let them out.
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This is the prison
visitation window.
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You're gonna play you, and I'm
gonna play your no-good ex-husband.
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Oh! Ooh, you know I
love a good role play.
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You know, I was a
"Thea-tah" minor in college.
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Let me just do a
little vocal warm-up.
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- Unique New York, unique...
- Chelsea?
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Sit down.
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New York. Okay, got it.
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So, what's first?
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Wow.
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Chelsea, darling,
you look stupendous.
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It's incredible, you
sound just like him!
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Um, thank you, garret. I'm very well,
you know I'm living with Raven now.
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Ughh...
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I don't like that Raven friend
of yours, she talks too much.
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Yeah, I hear that.
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I'm just kidding.
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So how are you?
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Well, sweetheart, I'm in prison,
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so it's abysmal.
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I shouldn't be here
in the first place.
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Well, garret, you
did break the law.
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Good job, Chels. Good job.
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Sweetie, they say
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that since I had a
quarter of a million dollars
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and a ticket to the Cayman
Islands, I was running away.
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I wasn't running away! No!
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I was building a
school for the children!
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What? Is that what you
were doing? Rae, is that true?
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No!
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Okay. Garret, no, I
know that's not true,
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you were going to meet the woman
you were gonna run away with.
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Good job, Chels.
Get him! Get him!
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Unless she was gonna be
a teacher at the school...?
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Oh, Chels! Chels, you
had him! You had him!
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I'm sorry, Rae, I don't know.
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I... I've been making
excuses for garret for so long,
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I forgot how to get mad at him!
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It's okay, we'll find
something else.
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Okay. What about
interpretive dance?
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You know, that was my major.
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Guys, Spitz is onto us! He
knows about the snacks!
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If mom finds out
about this, we're dead.
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Relax!
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As long as he doesn't find us with this
backpack full of cash, we'll be fine.
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There's Spitz!
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Here, Tess, you take it!
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I don't want it!
Booker, you take it!
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Not me. I'm too
pretty for detention.
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- Don't give it to me!
- Hey!
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I wanna talk to you kids!
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Run!
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I need to check your backpack.
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- No. You don't wanna look in there.
- Why not?
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Because my mom packs
me a banana every day, heh.
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I don't eat a banana every day.
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So this is yours?
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Yes. Yes, this is my most
favorite flowery head thingy.
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Good day to you.
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Hey, you! Red backpack!
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It's a rock. I don't know why.
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00:12:44,014 --> 00:12:46,016
- Whoa!
- Tess, get back here!
243
00:12:49,269 --> 00:12:50,311
Give me that!
244
00:12:56,985 --> 00:12:58,609
I suppose there's a
good explanation for this?
245
00:12:58,611 --> 00:13:00,113
Go ahead. I'm listening.
246
00:13:01,990 --> 00:13:05,076
Hey! Where's your backpack?
247
00:13:05,827 --> 00:13:07,746
I seem to have
misplaced it, sir.
248
00:13:16,546 --> 00:13:18,131
Ha! The garbage can!
249
00:13:18,214 --> 00:13:20,592
I got you! You thought
you could outsmart me!
250
00:13:20,675 --> 00:13:23,261
But you can't. Because my
brain's my biggest muscle.
251
00:13:26,681 --> 00:13:28,641
Coach Spitz,
please don't open it.
252
00:13:34,606 --> 00:13:38,902
Probably should have told you
I had 540 super balls in there.
253
00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:41,680
I thought there
was money in here.
254
00:13:42,530 --> 00:13:44,032
Looks like I owe you an apology.
255
00:13:47,869 --> 00:13:49,037
Where's my apology?
256
00:13:49,120 --> 00:13:50,372
I said I owe you.
257
00:13:54,626 --> 00:13:55,752
Whoa!
258
00:13:56,252 --> 00:13:57,712
That was way too close.
259
00:13:57,796 --> 00:13:59,089
Levi, where's the money?
260
00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:01,091
Let's just say I got it on me.
261
00:14:04,260 --> 00:14:06,304
You glued the
money to your body?
262
00:14:06,388 --> 00:14:07,931
I didn't have a lot of time!
263
00:14:08,014 --> 00:14:10,266
All I had was a glue
stick or a stapler.
264
00:14:10,350 --> 00:14:11,476
Coward!
265
00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:14,479
Come on, let's get it off.
266
00:14:14,562 --> 00:14:17,107
It's like a band-aid. You
gotta take it off real slow.
267
00:14:19,442 --> 00:14:20,652
Ow!
268
00:14:21,820 --> 00:14:23,279
Or was it fast? I can ne...
269
00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:26,241
No, no, no! Cotton
candy, that stings!
270
00:14:27,325 --> 00:14:30,286
- Hey, I wanna try!
- No! You'll enjoy it!
271
00:14:32,288 --> 00:14:35,208
Remember, buddy. You're
doing it for the goggles.
272
00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:38,169
Right. For the goggles.
273
00:14:39,838 --> 00:14:41,798
Hatchi-matchi!
274
00:14:42,841 --> 00:14:44,884
Crab cake combo!
275
00:14:45,969 --> 00:14:50,056
Founding fathers, that stings!
276
00:14:53,226 --> 00:14:55,327
Wait! But how is my
wedding China supposed
277
00:14:55,328 --> 00:14:57,230
to help me get in
touch with my anger?
278
00:14:57,313 --> 00:15:00,108
- You're gonna smash it.
- What? Why would I do that?
279
00:15:00,191 --> 00:15:01,651
Because, Chels,
280
00:15:01,735 --> 00:15:04,738
there's only two things that
survived your relationship with garret,
281
00:15:04,821 --> 00:15:07,741
Levi and these plates. And I'm
not gonna let you smash Levi,
282
00:15:08,158 --> 00:15:10,035
unless he uses my
good conditioner again.
283
00:15:11,453 --> 00:15:13,747
No, Rae, these
plates are beautiful.
284
00:15:14,164 --> 00:15:17,667
How am I supposed to get
mad at a modern chinoiserie
285
00:15:17,751 --> 00:15:19,085
with a French country flair?
286
00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:21,880
Maybe this'll help.
287
00:15:22,547 --> 00:15:24,591
Oh, no. Not the schmop.
288
00:15:25,967 --> 00:15:28,303
- Oh, yes, Chels, the schmop.
- What?
289
00:15:28,386 --> 00:15:30,597
Your invention. The
thing that made you rich
290
00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:32,515
until garret stole
all your money!
291
00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:33,933
- Put it away!
- No!
292
00:15:34,017 --> 00:15:35,810
- Raven!
- Chelsea!
293
00:15:35,894 --> 00:15:40,732
You worked so hard for so long.
294
00:15:43,026 --> 00:15:47,155
And then garret came
in and took your money.
295
00:15:48,239 --> 00:15:49,866
Now look at it, Chelsea.
296
00:15:51,159 --> 00:15:52,410
Does it make you mad?
297
00:15:53,119 --> 00:15:54,329
- Yeah.
- Yeah, it does.
298
00:15:54,412 --> 00:15:55,812
Show me how mad
it makes you, girl.
299
00:15:55,872 --> 00:15:58,583
There you go!
300
00:15:58,667 --> 00:16:02,087
- How do you feel?
- I feel good, Rae, I feel really good.
301
00:16:02,170 --> 00:16:03,672
- You ready? You ready?
- Yeah! Woo!
302
00:16:05,256 --> 00:16:07,676
Oh, my god, I can't
even believe this!
303
00:16:07,759 --> 00:16:11,179
I'm not even mad that these
plates are like $300 each!
304
00:16:11,262 --> 00:16:12,389
Whoa!
305
00:16:14,015 --> 00:16:15,758
Excuse me, did
you just say I could
306
00:16:15,759 --> 00:16:17,852
resell these plates
for about $300 apiece?
307
00:16:17,936 --> 00:16:19,811
Well, probably more, they
discontinued this pattern.
308
00:16:19,813 --> 00:16:22,816
Wh... noooo! No,
no, Chelsea, stop!
309
00:16:22,899 --> 00:16:25,193
- Stop it! Stop it!
- Rae, come on!
310
00:16:25,276 --> 00:16:26,736
I'm finally feeling my anger!
311
00:16:26,820 --> 00:16:28,741
Well, girl, I'm feeling
about $3,000 worth
312
00:16:28,742 --> 00:16:30,573
of plates underneath
this arm right now.
313
00:16:31,408 --> 00:16:32,867
Well, this was your idea.
314
00:16:32,951 --> 00:16:35,036
And it was a bad idea.
315
00:16:35,620 --> 00:16:37,330
Rae, just give me
the plates, huh?
316
00:16:37,414 --> 00:16:39,624
- No! No!
- Raven! What? Give me the plates!
317
00:16:39,708 --> 00:16:41,584
- No, Chelsea, no!
- Aaah!
318
00:16:42,210 --> 00:16:44,129
Listen here, we're gonna
walk down these stairs,
319
00:16:44,212 --> 00:16:46,339
and you're gonna
break my plates. Why?
320
00:16:46,423 --> 00:16:48,216
Because they're worth nothing.
321
00:16:49,467 --> 00:16:51,594
- We'll break those plates, too!
- No! No!
322
00:16:54,264 --> 00:16:55,849
Rae? Come on!
323
00:16:56,599 --> 00:16:57,976
I need to break those dishes.
324
00:16:58,059 --> 00:17:01,062
Okay, all right... oh... here,
look, break this tacky vase.
325
00:17:01,146 --> 00:17:02,480
But I gave you that vase.
326
00:17:02,564 --> 00:17:07,569
You did! And I am willing to
sacrifice it for our friendship.
327
00:17:09,029 --> 00:17:11,448
Whoopi Goldberg, that stings!
328
00:17:11,781 --> 00:17:13,575
- What are they doing?
- I don't know.
329
00:17:14,951 --> 00:17:17,287
Almost done. Let me
know when you're ready.
330
00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:21,291
I think I just need a minute
or two... French bread pizza!
331
00:17:23,293 --> 00:17:26,212
I keep thinking it'll stop
being funny, but it doesn't!
332
00:17:27,922 --> 00:17:31,634
It's making me uncomfortable. He
looks like a baby owl with no feathers.
333
00:17:32,802 --> 00:17:34,846
Last one. Hold still, Levi.
334
00:17:34,929 --> 00:17:38,600
Technically, it's not the last one, but
I prefer to remove the rest in private.
335
00:17:41,853 --> 00:17:43,646
One... two...
336
00:17:48,818 --> 00:17:50,570
Who is making it rain in here?
337
00:17:52,530 --> 00:17:54,282
Where did all this
money come from?
338
00:17:54,366 --> 00:17:55,658
My torso mostly.
339
00:17:57,410 --> 00:18:00,205
Okay, I want everyone in
the living room right now!
340
00:18:00,288 --> 00:18:02,999
- Come on, come on, come on!
- Right now!
341
00:18:03,083 --> 00:18:04,334
No, no, no. You stay.
342
00:18:04,417 --> 00:18:07,379
Put some clothes on. You look
like one of them hairless cats.
343
00:18:12,842 --> 00:18:15,093
So you're really not gonna tell
us where the money came from?
344
00:18:15,095 --> 00:18:17,847
We believe it's in our
best interest to keep quiet.
345
00:18:18,932 --> 00:18:21,476
I'm sorry, do you think that
you're in a police station?
346
00:18:21,726 --> 00:18:24,396
You don't have any rights. This
is the United States of Raven!
347
00:18:26,815 --> 00:18:28,564
Where'd you get the
money, you little punks, huh?
348
00:18:28,566 --> 00:18:31,695
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa, Chelsea!
Chelsea, come on now,
349
00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:33,279
I'm the bad cop,
you're the good cop.
350
00:18:33,363 --> 00:18:36,032
You're supposed to offer them,
like, a cold beverage and a way out.
351
00:18:37,367 --> 00:18:40,662
Sorry, I guess getting in touch with
my anger has opened up the floodgates.
352
00:18:40,745 --> 00:18:42,664
Yeah. Close them
floodgates, you're scaring me.
353
00:18:43,456 --> 00:18:45,375
Okay, you guys are not
gonna get away with this.
354
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:47,792
You better start talking, huh, or
I'm gonna get those hair clippers,
355
00:18:47,794 --> 00:18:51,131
and I'm not gonna stop shaving
until every single one of you is bald.
356
00:18:51,756 --> 00:18:54,175
No. No, no, no, not my hair.
357
00:18:54,259 --> 00:18:56,619
That's how people tell the
difference between me and Booker.
358
00:18:58,013 --> 00:18:59,764
Mom... I'm scared.
359
00:19:01,391 --> 00:19:03,101
Yeah, I don't live
here. I'm gone.
360
00:19:03,184 --> 00:19:06,104
Wait, no. Wait, please don't tell
your mama. Please don't tell her.
361
00:19:06,187 --> 00:19:08,523
Chels, you gotta calm down.
362
00:19:08,606 --> 00:19:10,525
Come on, Rae,
they're about to break.
363
00:19:10,608 --> 00:19:12,444
I can see it in their
beady little eyes.
364
00:19:12,527 --> 00:19:13,778
Where'd you get the money, huh?
365
00:19:13,862 --> 00:19:15,864
I will go out, and I will
get that pool noodle.
366
00:19:15,947 --> 00:19:17,657
I will whack a kid
with a pool noodle!
367
00:19:17,741 --> 00:19:19,200
Chelsea!
368
00:19:20,368 --> 00:19:22,078
Mom! What's the big deal?
369
00:19:22,162 --> 00:19:24,164
All we did was shut
down the vending machine,
370
00:19:24,247 --> 00:19:26,249
so we could sell
snacks at school.
371
00:19:26,332 --> 00:19:27,375
You did what?
372
00:19:27,459 --> 00:19:29,169
We bent the rules to get ahead.
373
00:19:29,502 --> 00:19:31,588
Dad did stuff like
that all the time.
374
00:19:34,090 --> 00:19:37,469
You're right! Your father did
do stuff like that all the time, Levi,
375
00:19:37,552 --> 00:19:38,720
that's why he's in jail.
376
00:19:38,803 --> 00:19:40,347
And now you're
acting just like him.
377
00:19:40,430 --> 00:19:42,140
You don't know what
you're talking about!
378
00:19:42,223 --> 00:19:45,935
- Levi. Levi!
- Chels, Chels! Give him a minute.
379
00:19:46,019 --> 00:19:47,771
No, Rae, you were right.
380
00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:50,190
I wasn't honest about garret
381
00:19:50,857 --> 00:19:52,609
and now Levi thinks
what he did was okay.
382
00:19:57,030 --> 00:19:58,031
Woo.
383
00:20:00,158 --> 00:20:01,326
Wow.
384
00:20:02,327 --> 00:20:03,870
So it was Levi all along?
385
00:20:06,373 --> 00:20:08,166
You think you know a guy.
386
00:20:10,168 --> 00:20:11,753
- Go to your room.
- For how long?
387
00:20:11,836 --> 00:20:13,046
Until your kids let you out.
388
00:20:19,678 --> 00:20:21,846
Hey. Can I come in?
389
00:20:26,601 --> 00:20:29,521
You know I... I didn't mean
to yell at you out there, honey,
390
00:20:30,271 --> 00:20:32,607
I got really scared when I
saw you acting like your father.
391
00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:35,819
Why? I don't get it.
392
00:20:36,319 --> 00:20:38,071
You always say dad's a good guy.
393
00:20:39,114 --> 00:20:40,490
Yeah, well, it's complicated.
394
00:20:41,700 --> 00:20:45,954
Your father isn't a bad guy, but
he did do some very bad things.
395
00:20:46,287 --> 00:20:47,662
And I should've
talked to you about it.
396
00:20:47,664 --> 00:20:49,416
- Hmm?
- Why didn't you?
397
00:20:50,625 --> 00:20:51,876
I was trying to protect you,
398
00:20:52,836 --> 00:20:54,838
but I think in the end
I just confused you.
399
00:20:56,172 --> 00:20:59,676
The truth is... your
father broke the law,
400
00:21:00,343 --> 00:21:02,012
and he hurt our family, honey.
401
00:21:02,971 --> 00:21:04,931
He's in prison because
he deserves to be.
402
00:21:05,557 --> 00:21:06,766
So do you hate him?
403
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:10,437
No. No, I couldn't hate him.
404
00:21:10,854 --> 00:21:13,106
If it weren't for him,
I wouldn't have you.
405
00:21:17,360 --> 00:21:18,361
I'm mad at him.
406
00:21:19,487 --> 00:21:21,072
And you have every right to be.
407
00:21:22,699 --> 00:21:25,035
But, we're gonna
figure this out together.
408
00:21:25,118 --> 00:21:26,411
You know? Just you and me.
409
00:21:26,494 --> 00:21:28,455
And if you ever wanna
talk about it, I'm here.
410
00:21:29,581 --> 00:21:30,582
I love you.
411
00:21:31,082 --> 00:21:32,125
I love you, too.
412
00:21:34,669 --> 00:21:36,629
Mom, not so tight.
413
00:21:36,921 --> 00:21:38,715
- Still got a bad case of money burn.
- Oh!
414
00:21:41,676 --> 00:21:43,762
You know, what you did
at school was very bad.
415
00:21:44,054 --> 00:21:46,139
I'm gonna have to
ground you for two weeks.
416
00:21:46,222 --> 00:21:48,558
Any chance of time
off for good behavior?
417
00:21:48,641 --> 00:21:51,853
Well, I'll put in a good
word with the judge.
418
00:21:51,936 --> 00:21:55,482
Oh. No, wait, I am
the judge, so, um, no.
419
00:22:00,278 --> 00:22:05,367
Hi, I'm Chelsea Grayson, inventor
of the revolutionary new cleaning tool,
420
00:22:05,617 --> 00:22:09,245
the schmop. It makes
housework... Shmousework.
421
00:22:14,084 --> 00:22:16,336
I didn't know they had
mops in the olden days.
422
00:22:17,629 --> 00:22:20,924
The olden days? Boy, that
was like seven years ago.
423
00:22:22,175 --> 00:22:23,885
How have we not seen this?
424
00:22:23,968 --> 00:22:25,512
Well, Nia, for a while there,
425
00:22:25,595 --> 00:22:27,931
I just wanted to forget
about that part of my life.
426
00:22:28,014 --> 00:22:30,100
I'd wanna forget that hairstyle.
427
00:22:31,226 --> 00:22:33,395
All right, all right now.
428
00:22:33,478 --> 00:22:36,648
Even though her hair is awful,
you don't say it to her face. It's rude.
429
00:22:37,524 --> 00:22:39,324
I can say it, though,
because I'm your bestie.
430
00:22:40,860 --> 00:22:42,694
I'd be careful what you
say about my hair, Rae,
431
00:22:42,696 --> 00:22:43,822
I think you're in this, too.
432
00:22:43,905 --> 00:22:45,490
Turn it off! Turn it off!
433
00:22:45,573 --> 00:22:47,409
No! No! No! No! No!
434
00:22:47,492 --> 00:22:50,912
We gotta see this.
435
00:22:50,995 --> 00:22:52,163
Now listen up, guys.
436
00:22:52,247 --> 00:22:54,420
If you order now,
we'll send you a
437
00:22:54,421 --> 00:22:57,043
second schmop for
no extra charge, right?
438
00:22:57,127 --> 00:23:00,964
That's a schmop for you, and
a schmop for your best friend.
439
00:23:01,047 --> 00:23:04,968
Yep! That's me!
440
00:23:11,099 --> 00:23:14,185
Okay, okay, okay, first one
of you to laugh is grounded.
441
00:23:15,478 --> 00:23:16,730
We're already grounded!