1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:02:05,100 --> 00:02:07,003 Father, are you ever afraid? 4 00:02:08,700 --> 00:02:10,778 I've done too many exorcisms over the years 5 00:02:10,780 --> 00:02:12,443 to be truly afraid anymore. 6 00:02:13,430 --> 00:02:17,108 But I've seen too much outside of the norm not to be wary. 7 00:02:17,110 --> 00:02:18,510 Tell us about Amy. 8 00:02:20,220 --> 00:02:21,828 Amy kinderman is a young woman 9 00:02:21,830 --> 00:02:25,668 who has struggling with possession since she was 14. 10 00:02:25,670 --> 00:02:27,648 Her mother came to me about six months ago 11 00:02:27,650 --> 00:02:28,800 to see if I could help. 12 00:02:30,050 --> 00:02:31,818 I've had a few interviews with Amy 13 00:02:31,820 --> 00:02:33,958 and I've seen all the signs. 14 00:02:33,960 --> 00:02:35,573 The destructive behavior, 15 00:02:36,620 --> 00:02:39,638 the abuse of her mother and others. 16 00:02:39,640 --> 00:02:41,983 So now you try an exorcism? 17 00:02:43,010 --> 00:02:44,643 I have to do more than try. 18 00:02:46,370 --> 00:02:49,353 Father benna, is god enough? 19 00:02:51,210 --> 00:02:53,953 He or she has to be. 20 00:03:00,800 --> 00:03:02,103 That's Amy and her mother. 21 00:03:10,100 --> 00:03:11,100 Please come in. 22 00:03:23,980 --> 00:03:26,003 Father, do you want me to stay? 23 00:03:27,550 --> 00:03:29,700 I think it's best if you come back later. 24 00:03:30,860 --> 00:03:32,923 But what about the cameras? 25 00:03:33,950 --> 00:03:37,478 I've done five exorcisms since we've started the show. 26 00:03:37,480 --> 00:03:39,418 And the cameras haven't made a difference. 27 00:03:39,420 --> 00:03:42,373 And they will be an important document once the show airs. 28 00:03:45,750 --> 00:03:49,753 Amy, please have a seat and we can begin our work. 29 00:03:52,340 --> 00:03:53,540 Okay, father. 30 00:03:56,530 --> 00:03:58,023 She's in good hands. 31 00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:01,753 The hands are the easy part. 32 00:04:03,290 --> 00:04:06,528 It's when he makes me touch the other things. 33 00:04:06,530 --> 00:04:08,938 He says they're holy. 34 00:04:08,940 --> 00:04:11,298 He says it's different than the other boys 35 00:04:11,300 --> 00:04:13,253 because he's a man of god. 36 00:04:15,420 --> 00:04:17,468 That's the devil talking. 37 00:04:17,470 --> 00:04:20,397 That's right, spank the devil out of me! 38 00:04:22,922 --> 00:04:24,078 The demon deceives. 39 00:04:24,080 --> 00:04:26,038 I've been very bad, daddy. 40 00:04:26,040 --> 00:04:28,433 Show me again what bad girls get. 41 00:04:30,300 --> 00:04:32,938 These are a demon's oldest tricks. 42 00:04:32,940 --> 00:04:35,838 You're just as bad as any other priest. 43 00:04:35,840 --> 00:04:36,840 We're leaving. 44 00:04:38,900 --> 00:04:41,193 And you're not even on basic cable. 45 00:04:53,640 --> 00:04:56,033 I think your show just got canceled. 46 00:04:57,880 --> 00:04:59,633 Better luck next time, priest. 47 00:05:04,110 --> 00:05:05,698 Did you get that? 48 00:05:05,700 --> 00:05:06,700 Get what? 49 00:05:27,190 --> 00:05:28,553 I'm finished. 50 00:05:30,180 --> 00:05:32,318 What could be worse? 51 00:05:47,720 --> 00:05:49,568 It has been that written that Noah, 52 00:05:49,570 --> 00:05:52,698 son of lamech, was the 10th patriarch, 53 00:05:52,700 --> 00:05:54,548 and at the age of 500 years, 54 00:05:54,550 --> 00:05:57,485 fathered shem, japheth, and ham. 55 00:05:57,487 --> 00:05:59,223 And shem fathered arpachshad, 56 00:06:00,080 --> 00:06:03,708 and arpachshad down through his descendants begat Abraham. 57 00:06:03,710 --> 00:06:05,708 Japheth begat magog and gomer 58 00:06:05,710 --> 00:06:08,618 and many children who became kin to man. 59 00:06:08,620 --> 00:06:10,708 It was ham who begat canaan 60 00:06:10,710 --> 00:06:12,958 and called upon him a curse. 61 00:06:12,960 --> 00:06:14,928 It was not the first curse of Noah, 62 00:06:14,930 --> 00:06:17,258 but the only to be known today. 63 00:06:17,260 --> 00:06:20,055 The other curse of Noah landed upon his son zadkiel, 64 00:06:20,057 --> 00:06:23,118 and thus, is his name lost today. 65 00:06:23,120 --> 00:06:26,382 His name exists only in the book of the witch of endor, 66 00:06:26,384 --> 00:06:28,158 which was struck from the Bible. 67 00:06:28,160 --> 00:06:30,888 The witch herself was nearly struck from the book of Samuel 68 00:06:30,890 --> 00:06:32,828 for necromancy and wizardry, 69 00:06:32,830 --> 00:06:35,828 and thus was her writing lost for centuries. 70 00:06:35,830 --> 00:06:37,368 But we find in the book of the witch 71 00:06:37,370 --> 00:06:39,938 that zadkiel believed in the covenant of Noah 72 00:06:39,940 --> 00:06:42,178 and worked alongside his fathers and brothers 73 00:06:42,180 --> 00:06:43,528 in the building of the ark, 74 00:06:43,530 --> 00:06:45,903 which the animals would go in two by two. 75 00:06:47,100 --> 00:06:49,645 But zadkiel rested when the others did not 76 00:06:49,647 --> 00:06:52,099 and found himself by a lake. 77 00:06:52,101 --> 00:06:54,608 And that is where he found the devil. 78 00:06:54,610 --> 00:06:57,858 In those days, a demon could come in the form of a snake, 79 00:06:57,860 --> 00:06:59,998 as one did to Adam and Eve, 80 00:07:00,000 --> 00:07:03,358 or in the form of other creatures of an evil nature. 81 00:07:03,360 --> 00:07:06,135 So it was on that day that zadkiel, 82 00:07:06,137 --> 00:07:09,275 son of Noah, first met the shark. 83 00:07:09,277 --> 00:07:12,328 The shark spoke to zadkiel of the coming flood 84 00:07:12,330 --> 00:07:14,528 and asked to be taken upon the ark, 85 00:07:14,530 --> 00:07:16,408 but zadkiel said unto the shark 86 00:07:16,410 --> 00:07:18,608 that his father Noah had already picked the two 87 00:07:18,610 --> 00:07:20,548 that would go together. 88 00:07:20,550 --> 00:07:24,462 It was then that the demon shark made a bargain with zadkiel 89 00:07:24,464 --> 00:07:27,048 and that bargain was that the shark would protect zadkiel 90 00:07:27,050 --> 00:07:28,725 from all the creatures of god 91 00:07:28,727 --> 00:07:31,238 and would be the master of the coyote, 92 00:07:31,240 --> 00:07:33,968 the hawk, the lion, the grizzly, 93 00:07:33,970 --> 00:07:35,818 and all creatures who walk or fly 94 00:07:35,820 --> 00:07:38,728 and might want to have mastery over man. 95 00:07:38,730 --> 00:07:41,188 And so it was that zadkiel snuck the shark 96 00:07:41,190 --> 00:07:43,148 upon his father's vessel. 97 00:07:43,150 --> 00:07:45,748 And when Noah found out what zadkiel had done, 98 00:07:45,750 --> 00:07:48,608 he struck his son in his drunkenness. 99 00:07:48,610 --> 00:07:50,865 Zadkiel came too close to the shark, 100 00:07:50,867 --> 00:07:54,579 and the demon betrayed him as all devils do. 101 00:07:59,221 --> 00:08:00,758 And thus did Noah gather his other sons 102 00:08:00,760 --> 00:08:02,838 and push the shark overboard, 103 00:08:02,840 --> 00:08:07,238 and then did Noah pledge shem, japheth, and ham to silence, 104 00:08:07,240 --> 00:08:09,008 as the ark was to have been a place of Harmony 105 00:08:09,010 --> 00:08:11,608 and the discord of the brother and his shark 106 00:08:11,610 --> 00:08:13,598 which made three instead of two 107 00:08:13,600 --> 00:08:15,248 and then three instead of four 108 00:08:15,250 --> 00:08:17,868 must not be spoken of again. 109 00:08:17,870 --> 00:08:20,068 And thus by this did another curse fall 110 00:08:20,070 --> 00:08:21,261 on the family of Noah, 111 00:08:21,263 --> 00:08:24,578 that the flood lasted for 40 days instead of four 112 00:08:24,580 --> 00:08:25,668 and the stories that were 113 00:08:25,670 --> 00:08:28,659 hidden about those days were woeful. 114 00:08:37,037 --> 00:08:39,240 I can't believe I'm reading this. 115 00:08:39,242 --> 00:08:41,678 What, you got a tennis shoe endorsement waiting? 116 00:08:41,680 --> 00:08:42,888 What exactly is this? 117 00:08:42,890 --> 00:08:44,338 It's a documentary I'm working on. 118 00:08:44,340 --> 00:08:47,058 I'm gonna use it to raise money to go look for the ark. 119 00:08:47,060 --> 00:08:49,080 Who's going to watch this? 120 00:08:49,082 --> 00:08:50,728 I don't know, old people who want to give me money? 121 00:08:50,730 --> 00:08:52,339 It's kind of my thing. 122 00:08:53,174 --> 00:08:54,005 It's legit, benna. 123 00:08:54,007 --> 00:08:55,758 I know this witch of endor thing sounds like 124 00:08:55,760 --> 00:08:57,788 some sort of star wars thing. 125 00:08:57,790 --> 00:09:01,088 Look, I know the witch of endor was real. 126 00:09:01,090 --> 00:09:03,658 Saul asked her to summon the spirit of Samuel, 127 00:09:03,660 --> 00:09:05,258 which she did. 128 00:09:05,260 --> 00:09:07,498 Behold, there is a woman who hath 129 00:09:07,500 --> 00:09:09,388 a familiar spirit at endor. 130 00:09:09,390 --> 00:09:10,908 Okay, okay, so this old lady. 131 00:09:10,910 --> 00:09:12,878 She had a grandpa or something. 132 00:09:12,880 --> 00:09:15,018 He went searching for her, found this ancient Tome, 133 00:09:15,020 --> 00:09:18,568 contained all the writings, the prophecies of this witch. 134 00:09:18,570 --> 00:09:21,318 They kept it out of the Bible back in the day. 135 00:09:21,320 --> 00:09:22,878 I've never heard of this. 136 00:09:22,880 --> 00:09:25,078 Well, if you weren't so busy doing zipper exorcisms, 137 00:09:25,080 --> 00:09:25,948 maybe you'd heard of it. 138 00:09:25,950 --> 00:09:27,368 - I didn't... - Yeah, yeah. 139 00:09:27,370 --> 00:09:29,858 And I didn't skim off the top of a mega church either. 140 00:09:29,860 --> 00:09:31,958 I mean, how 1980s can you be? 141 00:09:31,960 --> 00:09:33,618 It's not like I had a bunch of wives 142 00:09:33,620 --> 00:09:35,238 with a bunch of machine guns or 143 00:09:35,240 --> 00:09:37,328 started some ufo sex cult or 144 00:09:37,330 --> 00:09:40,048 asked them all to drink some cyanide kombucha. 145 00:09:40,050 --> 00:09:41,648 I mean, I'm not even sure it's illegal 146 00:09:41,650 --> 00:09:43,398 to skim off the top of the church anymore. 147 00:09:43,400 --> 00:09:45,798 Look, about this book of the witch. 148 00:09:45,800 --> 00:09:46,631 Yeah, so this book. 149 00:09:46,633 --> 00:09:48,468 The old lady died and left it to me. 150 00:09:48,470 --> 00:09:50,208 And in it, in the prophecies, 151 00:09:50,210 --> 00:09:52,083 it contained where the ark landed. 152 00:09:53,290 --> 00:09:55,988 And the fourth son of Noah who got eaten by a shark? 153 00:09:55,990 --> 00:09:57,190 That guy too. 154 00:09:58,220 --> 00:10:00,788 So there's enough there, you think you can find the ark. 155 00:10:00,790 --> 00:10:02,278 Yeah, baby. 156 00:10:02,280 --> 00:10:03,698 Why is that? 157 00:10:03,700 --> 00:10:06,218 Well, another dude, an explorer guy back in the day, 158 00:10:06,220 --> 00:10:07,878 he read the book of the witch too, 159 00:10:07,880 --> 00:10:10,803 followed all the clues and brought back a piece of wood. 160 00:10:12,400 --> 00:10:13,818 I got it out back. 161 00:10:13,820 --> 00:10:15,038 A board from what? 162 00:10:15,040 --> 00:10:16,243 From the ark. 163 00:10:17,150 --> 00:10:18,931 Boards from the ark were just lying around? 164 00:10:18,933 --> 00:10:21,168 I don't know, maybe he had a crowbar or something. 165 00:10:21,170 --> 00:10:22,558 I wasn't there. 166 00:10:22,560 --> 00:10:23,508 Mm-hmm. 167 00:10:23,510 --> 00:10:26,068 Oh, ye of little faith. 168 00:10:26,070 --> 00:10:28,378 And see, I do know how to use ye in a sentence. 169 00:10:28,380 --> 00:10:30,130 They say I'm not a man of religion. 170 00:10:58,070 --> 00:10:59,908 So that's the board. 171 00:10:59,910 --> 00:11:01,668 The old lady willed me all the papers and everything, 172 00:11:01,670 --> 00:11:03,048 plus a couple grand 173 00:11:03,050 --> 00:11:04,728 which the government took in the settlement, 174 00:11:04,730 --> 00:11:05,958 which was a real screw 'cause I didn't 175 00:11:05,960 --> 00:11:06,848 ask for that money, man. 176 00:11:06,850 --> 00:11:08,598 She loved my TV show. 177 00:11:08,600 --> 00:11:11,328 She was hoping I'd finish what her grandpa started. 178 00:11:11,330 --> 00:11:13,138 She gave me all the official papers and everything, 179 00:11:13,140 --> 00:11:16,404 plus a transcript of the book of the witch of endor. 180 00:11:16,406 --> 00:11:18,788 We've got everything we need to rock this thing, man. 181 00:11:18,790 --> 00:11:21,428 Looks like someone peeled that off an amish barn. 182 00:11:21,430 --> 00:11:22,758 Don't do me like that, father. 183 00:11:22,760 --> 00:11:25,418 This lady was a true believer. 184 00:11:25,420 --> 00:11:27,018 How come the old lady's family member 185 00:11:27,020 --> 00:11:28,688 didn't bring back the rest? 186 00:11:28,690 --> 00:11:30,638 Ah, I guess he came back with one arm or something. 187 00:11:30,640 --> 00:11:32,340 Makes it kinda hard to lug things. 188 00:11:33,620 --> 00:11:34,620 Only one arm? 189 00:11:35,810 --> 00:11:39,288 Well, mount ararat ain't exactly a trip to Disneyland. 190 00:11:39,290 --> 00:11:40,758 No. 191 00:11:40,760 --> 00:11:42,003 I'm sure that's true. 192 00:11:42,907 --> 00:11:44,573 Okay, so what do you think? 193 00:11:45,867 --> 00:11:46,867 What do I think? 194 00:12:06,123 --> 00:12:07,456 It sounds funny. 195 00:12:09,265 --> 00:12:10,943 I don't know what this is. 196 00:12:13,563 --> 00:12:17,183 But there's something. 197 00:12:30,503 --> 00:12:32,738 There's something there. 198 00:12:32,740 --> 00:12:34,768 Yeah, it's a little splintery. 199 00:12:34,770 --> 00:12:37,423 Had it in the garage with a bunch of other junk but 200 00:12:37,425 --> 00:12:38,703 I think that's the right one. 201 00:12:40,020 --> 00:12:41,543 Oh, it's the right one. 202 00:12:42,630 --> 00:12:46,588 And the road to endor is the oldest road 203 00:12:46,590 --> 00:12:49,298 and the craziest road of all. 204 00:12:49,300 --> 00:12:52,358 Straight it runs to the witch's abode 205 00:12:52,360 --> 00:12:54,113 as it did in the days of Saul. 206 00:12:55,642 --> 00:12:58,688 And nothing has changed of the sorrow in store, 207 00:12:58,690 --> 00:13:01,253 for such as go down the road to endor. 208 00:13:02,773 --> 00:13:04,613 Huh, yeah, what you just said. 209 00:13:07,270 --> 00:13:09,183 The prophecy of the witch is real. 210 00:13:10,650 --> 00:13:13,113 I know because this wood is possessed. 211 00:13:21,430 --> 00:13:22,318 Tell me again. 212 00:13:22,320 --> 00:13:24,708 What happened to the old woman who left you this? 213 00:13:24,710 --> 00:13:27,778 I don't know, I think her house burned down or something. 214 00:13:27,780 --> 00:13:30,348 Then how did the book of the witch of endor survive? 215 00:13:30,350 --> 00:13:32,038 How did that board make it? 216 00:13:32,040 --> 00:13:33,040 I don't know. 217 00:13:33,940 --> 00:13:36,378 The grandfather was gravely ill. 218 00:13:36,380 --> 00:13:38,888 The granddaughter died in the fire. 219 00:13:38,890 --> 00:13:39,888 And the father? 220 00:13:39,890 --> 00:13:41,225 That one I know. 221 00:13:41,227 --> 00:13:44,058 The old lady had me praying for his soul. 222 00:13:44,060 --> 00:13:48,208 I would do that for four easy installments of 29.95. 223 00:13:48,210 --> 00:13:50,118 Well, he went crazy. 224 00:13:50,120 --> 00:13:52,068 Killed himself when she was young or something. 225 00:13:52,070 --> 00:13:54,538 She thought he was burning in hell this whole time. 226 00:13:54,540 --> 00:13:57,438 Prepare for the sons a place of slaughter 227 00:13:57,440 --> 00:13:59,918 because of the iniquity of their fathers. 228 00:13:59,920 --> 00:14:01,635 You got one for every occasion, don't you? 229 00:14:01,637 --> 00:14:03,438 Right off the top of your head too. 230 00:14:03,440 --> 00:14:04,940 That's good, that's real good. 231 00:14:05,947 --> 00:14:08,903 So possessed wood, huh? 232 00:14:10,050 --> 00:14:11,636 You had any luck with possessed wood, 233 00:14:11,638 --> 00:14:13,398 you wouldn't have gotten in all that trouble. 234 00:14:14,421 --> 00:14:15,748 What? Come on. 235 00:14:15,750 --> 00:14:17,708 It was just right there. 236 00:14:17,710 --> 00:14:19,428 Don't you ever shut up? 237 00:14:19,430 --> 00:14:21,988 Now you know the difference between you and me. 238 00:14:21,990 --> 00:14:23,808 You were paid to be religious. 239 00:14:23,810 --> 00:14:25,368 I was paid to talk. 240 00:14:25,370 --> 00:14:26,370 Nevermind that. 241 00:14:27,377 --> 00:14:30,213 I saw the evil is soaked into that board. 242 00:14:30,215 --> 00:14:31,808 The blood. 243 00:14:31,810 --> 00:14:34,788 If you really want to know the secret of the ark, 244 00:14:34,790 --> 00:14:38,308 the lost fourth son of Noah and of the demon, 245 00:14:38,310 --> 00:14:39,493 I have to go to work. 246 00:14:40,593 --> 00:14:41,424 Wait, wait, wait, wait. 247 00:14:41,426 --> 00:14:43,186 Exactly what demon are we talking about here? 248 00:14:53,800 --> 00:14:56,320 Be sober and be vigilant 249 00:14:57,160 --> 00:15:00,498 because your adversary, the devil, 250 00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:04,568 as a roaring lion walketh about, 251 00:15:04,570 --> 00:15:06,978 seeking whom he may devour. 252 00:15:06,980 --> 00:15:08,483 Or maybe swimmeth about? 253 00:15:10,600 --> 00:15:12,413 Pretorius, please! 254 00:15:14,210 --> 00:15:15,778 Okay, okay. 255 00:15:15,780 --> 00:15:20,188 Almighty god, source of irresistible might 256 00:15:20,190 --> 00:15:24,378 and king of an invincible realm that I cannot perceive, 257 00:15:24,380 --> 00:15:27,628 the ever glorious conqueror of evil, 258 00:15:27,630 --> 00:15:31,158 he who restrains the force of the adversary, 259 00:15:31,160 --> 00:15:34,298 silencing the uproar of his rage 260 00:15:34,300 --> 00:15:37,514 and valiantly subduing his wickedness. 261 00:15:44,375 --> 00:15:47,978 It is in awe and humility that I beg you, lord, 262 00:15:47,980 --> 00:15:49,580 to regard with favor this thing. 263 00:15:50,880 --> 00:15:53,038 Take hold of the dragon. 264 00:15:53,040 --> 00:15:56,888 Behold serpent, no matter which storm, 265 00:15:56,890 --> 00:15:59,335 which is the devil and Satan 266 00:15:59,337 --> 00:16:03,558 and all the demons of the underworld, large and small, 267 00:16:03,560 --> 00:16:04,790 and bind them. 268 00:16:06,310 --> 00:16:08,092 Hey, what's going on, man? 269 00:16:08,094 --> 00:16:09,444 Hey man, is this even safe? 270 00:16:10,455 --> 00:16:13,295 I didn't know this was real, is this real? 271 00:16:13,297 --> 00:16:14,591 Benna! 272 00:16:14,593 --> 00:16:15,991 Bind them. 273 00:16:15,993 --> 00:16:18,668 Cast him into the bottomless pit 274 00:16:18,670 --> 00:16:20,773 so he may no longer seduce the nations. 275 00:16:22,160 --> 00:16:26,498 As smoke is driven away, so are they driven. 276 00:16:26,500 --> 00:16:29,468 As wax melts before the flame, 277 00:16:29,470 --> 00:16:32,637 so the wicked perish at the presence of god. 278 00:16:38,657 --> 00:16:39,657 Benna? 279 00:16:52,450 --> 00:16:53,450 Oh, dude! 280 00:16:54,440 --> 00:16:56,490 What about all creatures great and small? 281 00:16:57,750 --> 00:17:00,953 Then Jesus asked him, what is your name? 282 00:17:02,396 --> 00:17:07,060 And the man answered, my name is legion, for we are many. 283 00:17:09,953 --> 00:17:11,418 In the book of Mark, 284 00:17:11,420 --> 00:17:14,228 Jesus drove an impure spirit from a possessed man 285 00:17:14,230 --> 00:17:16,478 and into a herd of pigs 286 00:17:16,480 --> 00:17:18,203 which ran into a lake and drowned. 287 00:17:20,010 --> 00:17:21,438 It wasn't going to leave that wood 288 00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:23,493 until it found a willing receptacle. 289 00:17:24,570 --> 00:17:27,151 Where is the book of the witch of endor? 290 00:17:27,153 --> 00:17:29,773 It's back at my place with the grandpa's journal. 291 00:17:31,270 --> 00:17:32,721 You shouldn't leave that just lying around. 292 00:17:32,723 --> 00:17:35,503 Yeah, I kinda see that now. 293 00:17:37,250 --> 00:17:39,400 I need to read that journal before we go. 294 00:17:40,455 --> 00:17:41,455 Go? 295 00:17:42,490 --> 00:17:43,490 Go find the ark. 296 00:17:44,273 --> 00:17:46,123 We didn't even raise any money yet. 297 00:17:47,520 --> 00:17:49,213 We can't wait just for money. 298 00:17:52,535 --> 00:17:54,448 What, wait, wait, you have money? 299 00:17:54,450 --> 00:17:57,110 Why didn't you tell me you had money? 300 00:18:53,150 --> 00:18:56,118 My search for Noah's ark enters a new phase 301 00:18:56,120 --> 00:18:59,198 since I found the book of the witch of endor. 302 00:18:59,200 --> 00:19:01,718 To scale mount nebo was a trial, 303 00:19:01,720 --> 00:19:03,593 but something kept pushing me on. 304 00:19:04,734 --> 00:19:05,734 Something. 305 00:19:09,460 --> 00:19:13,688 And now it is that I feel I know the witch of endor. 306 00:19:13,690 --> 00:19:16,148 Now that I have read all of her prophecies, 307 00:19:16,150 --> 00:19:18,548 which would get me banished from the church 308 00:19:18,550 --> 00:19:20,143 were it known I had read them. 309 00:19:22,730 --> 00:19:25,600 And since I read them, she seems... 310 00:19:27,592 --> 00:19:28,592 A part of me. 311 00:19:29,976 --> 00:19:30,976 Somewhere. 312 00:19:32,072 --> 00:19:33,072 Always near. 313 00:19:37,580 --> 00:19:39,648 And thus as my adventure's taken me from 314 00:19:39,650 --> 00:19:42,438 one hellish peak to the next and 315 00:19:42,440 --> 00:19:44,608 I set foot on mount ararat now 316 00:19:44,610 --> 00:19:47,360 to seek the most sacred of things. 317 00:20:43,001 --> 00:20:44,084 Oh, my siren. 318 00:20:46,640 --> 00:20:47,640 My muse. 319 00:22:05,687 --> 00:22:09,543 The witch was, in her way, an angel. 320 00:22:10,580 --> 00:22:12,713 Carrying me to my destination. 321 00:22:13,960 --> 00:22:17,558 For what purpose, a mere mortal cannot fathom, 322 00:22:17,560 --> 00:22:19,098 except perhaps that I would carry 323 00:22:19,100 --> 00:22:22,538 the good word of truth forward to my fellow man. 324 00:22:22,540 --> 00:22:25,328 But I have learned that a good word is not enough. 325 00:22:25,330 --> 00:22:28,453 That evidence must be shown to a doubting man's eyes. 326 00:23:10,650 --> 00:23:14,157 I knew that the road ahead would be fraught with peril 327 00:23:14,159 --> 00:23:17,242 and that I would have to be on guard. 328 00:23:24,436 --> 00:23:27,093 But I did not know danger would be so close. 329 00:23:36,015 --> 00:23:38,432 That death would be so close. 330 00:24:32,651 --> 00:24:35,753 That death would be so close. 331 00:25:01,853 --> 00:25:04,383 That god would ask so much. 332 00:25:08,560 --> 00:25:10,718 It is as it has been said. 333 00:25:10,720 --> 00:25:13,163 God giveth, god taketh away. 334 00:25:14,030 --> 00:25:15,268 I have found the ark 335 00:25:15,270 --> 00:25:18,153 but also a powerful evil waiting for me. 336 00:25:19,100 --> 00:25:22,233 I must survive so that the world knows about the ark. 337 00:25:23,240 --> 00:25:27,123 But I am in a weakened state from which I may never recover. 338 00:25:28,305 --> 00:25:30,448 So it shall be upon those after me 339 00:25:30,450 --> 00:25:33,259 to bring the ark finally into the light 340 00:25:33,261 --> 00:25:35,073 and banish the darkness. 341 00:25:36,609 --> 00:25:38,459 For we must know light from darkness. 342 00:25:52,880 --> 00:25:53,880 Come in. 343 00:26:02,980 --> 00:26:04,438 Allen? Really? 344 00:26:04,440 --> 00:26:06,318 Hey, people gotta work, father. 345 00:26:06,320 --> 00:26:07,868 Al, baby, over here. 346 00:26:07,870 --> 00:26:10,358 Show's about me, not this guy. 347 00:26:10,360 --> 00:26:11,428 Now you have a show? 348 00:26:11,430 --> 00:26:13,768 Oh, it's more like a three episode arc 349 00:26:13,770 --> 00:26:15,268 on this whole reality show thing. 350 00:26:15,270 --> 00:26:17,018 It's called road to redemption. 351 00:26:17,020 --> 00:26:19,068 No, river of redemption. 352 00:26:19,070 --> 00:26:21,168 Rock it to redemption. 353 00:26:21,170 --> 00:26:23,438 I don't know, something with redemption in the title. 354 00:26:23,440 --> 00:26:26,108 Me, I get three episodes on this reality show. 355 00:26:26,110 --> 00:26:28,428 That guy from the '80s hair metal band had one hit. 356 00:26:28,430 --> 00:26:29,698 He gets five. 357 00:26:29,700 --> 00:26:31,728 For doing drugs? Like that's anything. 358 00:26:31,730 --> 00:26:33,663 Try skimming money, that takes brains. 359 00:26:35,060 --> 00:26:36,328 Nevermind that. 360 00:26:36,330 --> 00:26:37,568 Why is he here? 361 00:26:37,570 --> 00:26:39,978 Oh, he's going with us to Israel. 362 00:26:39,980 --> 00:26:41,818 Why are we going to Israel? 363 00:26:41,820 --> 00:26:45,188 Mount ararat, the whole Noah's ark thing? 364 00:26:45,190 --> 00:26:47,698 Mount ararat is not in Israel. 365 00:26:47,700 --> 00:26:51,838 It's between Turkey, Iran, Armenia, and Azerbaijan. 366 00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:52,928 Wait, Turkey? 367 00:26:52,930 --> 00:26:56,408 Yes, it's under Turkish military control. 368 00:26:56,410 --> 00:26:57,733 So they shoot onsite. 369 00:26:58,640 --> 00:27:00,603 We need to find a less guarded route. 370 00:27:01,530 --> 00:27:03,548 Our best bet might be Iran. 371 00:27:03,550 --> 00:27:06,328 It's the closest side to where the notes take us. 372 00:27:06,330 --> 00:27:07,663 Wait, wait, Iran? 373 00:27:09,240 --> 00:27:10,493 There's no easy way. 374 00:27:12,180 --> 00:27:14,073 And it is as it has been said. 375 00:27:15,070 --> 00:27:17,708 We have to know the darkness from the light. 376 00:27:17,710 --> 00:27:20,138 But Iran, dude. 377 00:27:20,140 --> 00:27:22,568 Remind me, they don't like us there, right? 378 00:27:22,570 --> 00:27:25,098 You better think about packing. 379 00:27:25,100 --> 00:27:27,378 Wait, they don't like us anywhere, do they? 380 00:27:27,380 --> 00:27:28,380 Go home and pack. 381 00:28:17,030 --> 00:28:20,428 Located at 3830 McMahon road 382 00:28:20,430 --> 00:28:22,308 on a desolate hilltop near the village 383 00:28:22,310 --> 00:28:24,068 of hinsdale, New York, 384 00:28:24,070 --> 00:28:26,948 the dandy house is over 100 years old 385 00:28:26,950 --> 00:28:29,373 and inhabited by age old spirits. 386 00:28:30,250 --> 00:28:31,778 Built near an Indian burial ground 387 00:28:31,780 --> 00:28:34,348 just 200 feet from the home, 388 00:28:34,350 --> 00:28:37,808 blood has been seen gushing from the earth there. 389 00:28:37,810 --> 00:28:42,810 This cemetery reputedly incurs 1,100 senecas 390 00:28:42,860 --> 00:28:45,610 who were killed by their own tribe for committing evil. 391 00:28:46,700 --> 00:28:49,342 Often, the dandys heard a course 392 00:28:49,344 --> 00:28:52,178 of disembodied voices echoing from the nearby woods 393 00:28:52,180 --> 00:28:55,278 as if performing a cleansing ritual. 394 00:28:55,280 --> 00:28:59,018 Equally disturbing, the family watched smoky air 395 00:28:59,020 --> 00:29:02,878 in the kitchen transform into a huge gray wolf. 396 00:29:02,880 --> 00:29:05,678 The beast leaped straight through a wooden door. 397 00:29:05,680 --> 00:29:10,073 The iroquois word for bleed was plainly heard. 398 00:29:10,950 --> 00:29:15,118 Then, shadow people were seen leering in the window. 399 00:29:15,120 --> 00:29:18,228 After the dandys went outside to investigate, 400 00:29:18,230 --> 00:29:22,518 the same faces were looking out at them from the living room 401 00:29:22,520 --> 00:29:25,378 as lights flashed on and off. 402 00:29:25,380 --> 00:29:27,578 Other ghosts were present as well. 403 00:29:27,580 --> 00:29:31,558 A young dark-haired lady was seen walking by the pond. 404 00:29:31,560 --> 00:29:35,128 Could she have been the woman hung from a tree out front? 405 00:29:35,130 --> 00:29:38,588 Then, apparitions in long gowns began appearing 406 00:29:38,590 --> 00:29:40,178 with startling frequency, 407 00:29:40,180 --> 00:29:42,718 both in and out of the house. 408 00:29:42,720 --> 00:29:44,508 They well could have been the victims 409 00:29:44,510 --> 00:29:47,548 of a deranged innkeeper who murdered travelers 410 00:29:47,550 --> 00:29:51,097 while the dwelling served as a way station for stagecoaches. 411 00:29:51,990 --> 00:29:54,618 From the time Phil dandy, his wife, Clara, 412 00:29:54,620 --> 00:29:56,698 and their three children moved into the house 413 00:29:56,700 --> 00:29:59,128 in July of 1973, 414 00:29:59,130 --> 00:30:01,938 they were beset by dark forces. 415 00:30:01,940 --> 00:30:04,898 Lights turned on and off by themselves. 416 00:30:04,900 --> 00:30:08,758 The kitchen stove went haywire while cooking dinner. 417 00:30:08,760 --> 00:30:11,158 Rooms got icy cold in August, 418 00:30:11,160 --> 00:30:15,078 and pounding and dragging noises echoed from the attic. 419 00:30:15,080 --> 00:30:17,488 One day, they heard the slamming of a window 420 00:30:17,490 --> 00:30:19,218 and smashing glass. 421 00:30:19,220 --> 00:30:21,498 When they scrambled to look in the bedroom 422 00:30:21,500 --> 00:30:23,328 from which the noise issued, 423 00:30:23,330 --> 00:30:26,188 all the windows were in place. 424 00:30:26,190 --> 00:30:29,028 Then, the haunting grew violent. 425 00:30:29,030 --> 00:30:32,398 After a lamp flew across the room at one of the daughters, 426 00:30:32,400 --> 00:30:35,278 the death card, the ace of spaces, 427 00:30:35,280 --> 00:30:38,008 was found on the floor in her room. 428 00:30:38,010 --> 00:30:41,038 A few days later, two of the children awoke 429 00:30:41,040 --> 00:30:43,858 with burn marks covering their bodies. 430 00:30:43,860 --> 00:30:45,578 This prompted the family to enlist. 431 00:30:45,580 --> 00:30:49,168 Father alphonsus trabold of St. bonaventure 432 00:30:49,170 --> 00:30:52,363 to perform an exorcism on April 13th, 1975. 433 00:30:54,640 --> 00:30:56,658 As he conducted his ceremony, 434 00:30:56,660 --> 00:30:59,578 moans and wails echoed through the house 435 00:30:59,580 --> 00:31:01,803 until all grew deathly still. 436 00:31:02,730 --> 00:31:04,478 Three months later though... 437 00:31:04,480 --> 00:31:05,573 - I'm finished. - The evil forces 438 00:31:05,575 --> 00:31:06,916 renewed their attacks. 439 00:31:06,918 --> 00:31:08,574 - What could be worse? - The dandys were eventually 440 00:31:08,576 --> 00:31:10,233 forced to move. 441 00:31:21,310 --> 00:31:23,098 Dude, I'll get you the money. 442 00:31:23,100 --> 00:31:25,698 You said you were raising the money. 443 00:31:25,700 --> 00:31:26,698 Same difference. 444 00:31:26,700 --> 00:31:27,668 Not to me it ain't. 445 00:31:27,670 --> 00:31:30,838 Raising money is money that you don't have. 446 00:31:30,840 --> 00:31:33,508 Listen man, I gotta go outta town for a few days. 447 00:31:33,510 --> 00:31:35,658 I'll have the money when I get back. 448 00:31:35,660 --> 00:31:38,818 I don't like the sounds of that, buster. 449 00:31:38,820 --> 00:31:40,848 Listen, I know people say this, 450 00:31:40,850 --> 00:31:42,908 but this time, I got it. 451 00:31:42,910 --> 00:31:43,741 I'm gonna come back. 452 00:31:43,743 --> 00:31:46,058 I'm gonna be making bank, dude. 453 00:31:46,060 --> 00:31:47,160 You better be. 454 00:32:15,136 --> 00:32:16,478 When I saw your name on the dating app, 455 00:32:16,480 --> 00:32:18,208 I thought it sounded familiar. 456 00:32:18,210 --> 00:32:21,858 Yeah, yeah, I was in the entertainment industry. 457 00:32:21,860 --> 00:32:23,698 Right now, I'm a producer, so. 458 00:32:23,700 --> 00:32:24,608 Wow. 459 00:32:24,610 --> 00:32:28,658 Yeah, so doing a whole history thing right now. 460 00:32:28,660 --> 00:32:30,778 That's crazy 'cause I'm an actress. 461 00:32:30,780 --> 00:32:32,528 I know, I saw it on your profile. 462 00:32:32,530 --> 00:32:36,078 So how would you like to play Noah's wife? 463 00:32:36,080 --> 00:32:37,468 Noah's wife? 464 00:32:37,470 --> 00:32:39,568 Yeah, I mean, he had 100 wives or whatever, 465 00:32:39,570 --> 00:32:40,948 but after the first few, 466 00:32:40,950 --> 00:32:43,208 you know he's only picking hotties. 467 00:32:43,210 --> 00:32:44,811 I guess. 468 00:32:44,813 --> 00:32:46,617 Yeah, so. 469 00:32:46,619 --> 00:32:47,788 Hold on, sounds like a bunch of fire trucks 470 00:32:47,790 --> 00:32:49,257 are going by or something. 471 00:32:49,259 --> 00:32:50,288 What? 472 00:32:50,290 --> 00:32:51,418 Never mind, how would you like to do 473 00:32:51,420 --> 00:32:53,673 a cold reading at my studio? 474 00:32:53,675 --> 00:32:54,791 A what? 475 00:32:54,793 --> 00:32:57,248 A cold reading. 476 00:32:57,250 --> 00:32:58,838 In my studio. 477 00:32:58,840 --> 00:33:00,318 Are you there? 478 00:33:00,320 --> 00:33:01,573 My studio! 479 00:33:08,950 --> 00:33:10,023 Buster, are you there? 480 00:33:22,037 --> 00:33:24,195 Better luck next time, priest. 481 00:33:24,197 --> 00:33:25,497 - Better luck next time. - For we must know 482 00:33:25,499 --> 00:33:30,499 - light from darkness. - Better luck next time. 483 00:33:49,693 --> 00:33:52,138 For we must know light from darkness. 484 00:33:52,140 --> 00:33:54,298 Better luck next time, priest. 485 00:33:54,300 --> 00:33:56,793 For we must know light from darkness. 486 00:34:44,049 --> 00:34:47,049 I am a visitation. 487 00:34:48,187 --> 00:34:49,508 What do you want? 488 00:34:49,510 --> 00:34:52,098 Stay away from buster pretorius. 489 00:34:52,100 --> 00:34:54,948 We know of him and his foolish quest. 490 00:34:54,950 --> 00:34:57,438 You might be too late for that. 491 00:34:57,440 --> 00:34:58,868 Who is we? 492 00:34:58,870 --> 00:35:00,933 You may call us z. 493 00:35:01,790 --> 00:35:04,763 And we protect the cursed ark from ever being found. 494 00:35:06,060 --> 00:35:07,143 The cursed ark? 495 00:35:08,080 --> 00:35:09,980 But most believe the ark to be sacred. 496 00:35:11,250 --> 00:35:13,498 Why do you call the ark cursed? 497 00:35:13,500 --> 00:35:15,618 Noah begat a cursed son 498 00:35:15,620 --> 00:35:17,328 whose name is lost to history, 499 00:35:17,330 --> 00:35:19,430 but we know as zadkiel. 500 00:35:20,630 --> 00:35:21,888 I know of him. 501 00:35:21,890 --> 00:35:23,198 He was the fourth son 502 00:35:23,200 --> 00:35:26,328 after shem, ham, and japheth. 503 00:35:26,330 --> 00:35:29,408 Zadkiel was also a drunk like his father, Noah, 504 00:35:29,410 --> 00:35:32,338 and was led into sin many times. 505 00:35:32,340 --> 00:35:35,218 Before the flood, zadkiel laid with a harlot 506 00:35:35,220 --> 00:35:37,668 and she became with child, 507 00:35:37,670 --> 00:35:40,358 but zadkiel was ashamed and left her on land 508 00:35:40,360 --> 00:35:41,423 when the flood came. 509 00:35:42,427 --> 00:35:45,898 But the fallen angel abraxis came on black wings 510 00:35:45,900 --> 00:35:47,998 and lifted the harlot to a mountaintop 511 00:35:48,000 --> 00:35:51,408 where she labored for 40 days and 40 nights. 512 00:35:51,410 --> 00:35:55,248 And on the day the waters receded, a child was born, 513 00:35:55,250 --> 00:35:57,973 and thus was born the only child of zadkiel, 514 00:35:58,950 --> 00:36:01,448 as he died on the ark and was thrown over 515 00:36:01,450 --> 00:36:04,148 by his three brothers and his father. 516 00:36:04,150 --> 00:36:06,348 And thus as well was born the first 517 00:36:06,350 --> 00:36:08,668 of the lost tribe of zadkiel. 518 00:36:08,670 --> 00:36:10,968 And we call ourselves z. 519 00:36:10,970 --> 00:36:12,508 Pledged through the many ages 520 00:36:12,510 --> 00:36:15,998 to keep our father's grave hidden from sight. 521 00:36:16,000 --> 00:36:19,248 But if the world were to see the evidence of god's plan, 522 00:36:19,250 --> 00:36:20,600 we might change everything. 523 00:36:21,729 --> 00:36:23,128 But the true story of the ark 524 00:36:23,130 --> 00:36:25,542 shows the plan of the devil, 525 00:36:25,544 --> 00:36:28,298 and that knowledge would be far worse. 526 00:36:28,300 --> 00:36:31,478 Knowledge of the devil is well known in this world. 527 00:36:31,480 --> 00:36:33,743 And so I cannot accept that interpretation. 528 00:36:35,230 --> 00:36:36,803 Then you will die. 529 00:36:41,920 --> 00:36:45,018 Who's this dude, ghost of Christmas past? 530 00:36:45,020 --> 00:36:46,291 What are you doing here? 531 00:36:46,293 --> 00:36:48,798 That dude torched the studio. 532 00:36:48,800 --> 00:36:49,631 What? 533 00:36:49,633 --> 00:36:52,130 Yeah, I saw him sneaking away, followed him here. 534 00:36:53,590 --> 00:36:55,240 Dude, did you cook bacon in this? 535 00:36:56,270 --> 00:36:58,643 Oh, I could smash some bacon right now. 536 00:36:59,980 --> 00:37:02,968 What about the book of the witch of endor and the journal? 537 00:37:02,970 --> 00:37:05,208 No worries, I don't leave that stuff lying around anymore. 538 00:37:05,210 --> 00:37:06,188 I carry it with me. 539 00:37:06,190 --> 00:37:09,728 Plus the studio, I got insurance and an alibi this time. 540 00:37:09,730 --> 00:37:11,263 Let's see who this guy is. 541 00:37:12,930 --> 00:37:14,073 Oh, that's not good. 542 00:37:15,910 --> 00:37:17,603 Ew, is this his face? 543 00:37:19,890 --> 00:37:21,623 The more important question is, 544 00:37:22,470 --> 00:37:23,470 is he dead? 545 00:37:25,180 --> 00:37:26,230 Just grab his feet. 546 00:37:56,830 --> 00:37:57,830 Let's ghost. 547 00:38:17,070 --> 00:38:18,920 Still don't know what you're doing. 548 00:38:20,080 --> 00:38:22,873 That guy burned down my studio and tried to kill you. 549 00:38:23,746 --> 00:38:24,788 You don't know that. 550 00:38:24,790 --> 00:38:26,428 Yeah. 551 00:38:26,430 --> 00:38:29,080 This fell out of his robe while we were dragging him. 552 00:38:29,964 --> 00:38:31,753 Well, yes. 553 00:38:32,620 --> 00:38:33,770 That doesn't look good. 554 00:38:49,110 --> 00:38:50,638 Thou shalt not kill. 555 00:38:50,640 --> 00:38:51,640 Happy now? 556 00:38:53,080 --> 00:38:54,130 Let's get outta here. 557 00:39:02,530 --> 00:39:03,530 Look out! 558 00:39:06,882 --> 00:39:10,080 We warned you about the cursed place. 559 00:39:10,082 --> 00:39:12,473 Oh, I just had this car detailed. 560 00:39:14,926 --> 00:39:15,757 Now you are cursed. 561 00:39:15,759 --> 00:39:17,143 No, screw this. 562 00:39:34,760 --> 00:39:37,998 He said he was part of the lost tribe of zadkiel. 563 00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:39,608 Noah's son who died after bringing 564 00:39:39,610 --> 00:39:41,278 the third shark on the ark. 565 00:39:41,280 --> 00:39:43,648 Wonder why there's so many lost books of the Bible. 566 00:39:43,650 --> 00:39:45,428 Imagine if those were lost Harry Potter books. 567 00:39:45,430 --> 00:39:46,688 People would be freaking out. 568 00:39:46,690 --> 00:39:47,928 Because church elders... 569 00:39:47,930 --> 00:39:49,057 Okay, I really don't care. 570 00:39:49,059 --> 00:39:50,018 I don't need a history lesson. 571 00:39:50,020 --> 00:39:52,970 If I did, I'd still be going to kirk Cameron Bible college. 572 00:39:59,710 --> 00:40:02,258 Oh my god, it tastes like there's coffee in this. 573 00:40:02,260 --> 00:40:04,026 There's only coffee in this. 574 00:40:04,028 --> 00:40:04,908 That's what I get for hanging out 575 00:40:04,910 --> 00:40:06,360 with you old testament dudes. 576 00:40:08,960 --> 00:40:10,423 He kept saying we. 577 00:40:11,380 --> 00:40:12,988 Maybe he meant the royal we. 578 00:40:12,990 --> 00:40:15,313 Those culty types love to talk like that. 579 00:40:16,410 --> 00:40:18,160 But what if there's more of them? 580 00:40:19,130 --> 00:40:21,758 You saying we might need protection? 581 00:40:21,760 --> 00:40:23,060 We might need something. 582 00:40:24,108 --> 00:40:26,903 In that case, I know a guy who knows a guy. 583 00:40:34,720 --> 00:40:38,965 All our answers are right here at this shooting range. 584 00:40:38,967 --> 00:40:40,384 Shooting range? 585 00:40:41,800 --> 00:40:43,453 We're on a mission from god. 586 00:40:53,590 --> 00:40:55,788 Yo, jed, how's it hanging? 587 00:40:55,790 --> 00:40:57,978 Back from that big sandbox, I see. 588 00:40:57,980 --> 00:40:59,578 What do you want, pretorius? 589 00:40:59,580 --> 00:41:01,268 Hey listen, I know that security gig didn't go 590 00:41:01,270 --> 00:41:02,558 the way you wanted. 591 00:41:02,560 --> 00:41:04,148 War crimes are a bitch. 592 00:41:04,150 --> 00:41:07,100 Even Terry Taliban has a cell phone these days, am I right? 593 00:41:09,821 --> 00:41:10,738 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 594 00:41:10,740 --> 00:41:11,588 Didn't your daddy teach you 595 00:41:11,590 --> 00:41:13,388 not to point those things at people? 596 00:41:13,390 --> 00:41:15,453 No, my mama did. 597 00:41:16,290 --> 00:41:18,248 Father benna, this is an old friend of mine, 598 00:41:18,250 --> 00:41:20,793 Gina jedlicher, but everyone calls her jed. 599 00:41:21,660 --> 00:41:23,908 Old friends? Is that what we are? 600 00:41:23,910 --> 00:41:26,583 I mean, we're not gonna dwell on all that, are we? 601 00:41:27,510 --> 00:41:29,982 Again, what do you want? 602 00:41:29,984 --> 00:41:32,368 Me and my friends here, we might have a little, 603 00:41:32,370 --> 00:41:33,420 a little gig for you. 604 00:41:34,620 --> 00:41:35,918 Keep talking. 605 00:41:35,920 --> 00:41:37,028 Security gig. 606 00:41:37,030 --> 00:41:40,198 For you? Easy peasy. 607 00:41:40,200 --> 00:41:41,388 I don't do video. 608 00:41:41,390 --> 00:41:43,440 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, understandable. 609 00:41:44,830 --> 00:41:46,403 But also nonnegotiable. 610 00:41:49,080 --> 00:41:52,273 It'll be easy, like a trip to the ice cream store. 611 00:42:02,332 --> 00:42:03,415 Go, go, go! 612 00:42:04,268 --> 00:42:05,851 Don't stop running! 613 00:42:22,133 --> 00:42:25,298 Jed, we don't need to be killing any soldiers. 614 00:42:25,300 --> 00:42:28,426 They already chased us pretty far towards the mountain. 615 00:42:28,428 --> 00:42:29,308 I'm shooting at a snake. 616 00:42:29,310 --> 00:42:30,928 Snakes? 617 00:42:30,930 --> 00:42:31,930 Snakes. 618 00:42:47,687 --> 00:42:49,898 Oh hey, you're not gonna eat that, are you? 619 00:42:49,900 --> 00:42:52,378 What'd you think we were gonna eat tonight? 620 00:42:52,380 --> 00:42:54,778 The beef jerky I brought, for one thing. 621 00:42:54,780 --> 00:42:58,128 Yeah, you dropped that with a whole bunch of other crap 622 00:42:58,130 --> 00:43:00,081 when you were running like your ass was on fire. 623 00:43:00,083 --> 00:43:01,468 I did that on purpose. 624 00:43:01,470 --> 00:43:03,920 I was trying to distract them, I saved your life. 625 00:43:08,340 --> 00:43:10,645 No, no, no, no, hey, you're not gonna touch that, are you? 626 00:43:10,647 --> 00:43:11,647 Hey. 627 00:43:23,130 --> 00:43:24,477 Nah, I'm good. 628 00:43:35,200 --> 00:43:36,600 Do you see something moving? 629 00:43:37,570 --> 00:43:39,363 No, not moving. 630 00:43:51,500 --> 00:43:52,750 I'll just watch the fire. 631 00:43:54,908 --> 00:43:56,633 Don't want it to go out. 632 00:44:00,660 --> 00:44:01,660 Guys? 633 00:44:04,668 --> 00:44:05,668 Guys? 634 00:44:27,496 --> 00:44:30,618 Thought I saw it gleaming. 635 00:44:30,620 --> 00:44:33,773 I've seen plenty of them, so I know what they look like. 636 00:44:34,870 --> 00:44:37,398 We aren't the first to go looking for the ark. 637 00:44:37,400 --> 00:44:39,600 We'll be some of the only to ever come back. 638 00:44:40,926 --> 00:44:42,868 Is that so? 639 00:44:42,870 --> 00:44:44,538 If god wills. 640 00:44:44,540 --> 00:44:45,653 If god wills. 641 00:44:47,710 --> 00:44:50,718 I saw myself dying in plenty of hell holes 642 00:44:50,720 --> 00:44:53,858 over the last years for many reasons, 643 00:44:53,860 --> 00:44:57,963 but I never saw myself dying in service of god. 644 00:44:58,990 --> 00:44:59,990 Then don't. 645 00:45:00,700 --> 00:45:02,103 Make it sound so easy. 646 00:45:03,376 --> 00:45:05,126 I wish I saw things the way you do. 647 00:45:28,492 --> 00:45:29,575 I doubt it. 648 00:46:00,440 --> 00:46:02,488 Yo, let's take a break. 649 00:46:02,490 --> 00:46:03,468 Good idea. 650 00:46:03,470 --> 00:46:06,409 In fact, it might be a good idea if we take a nap. 651 00:46:06,411 --> 00:46:07,788 A nap? 652 00:46:07,790 --> 00:46:09,448 Yeah, if we power down now, 653 00:46:09,450 --> 00:46:11,068 we can walk more through the night. 654 00:46:11,070 --> 00:46:14,268 We don't have to worry about coming across any patrols. 655 00:46:14,270 --> 00:46:15,208 If they patrolled up here, 656 00:46:15,210 --> 00:46:17,238 they would've found the ark already. 657 00:46:17,240 --> 00:46:19,438 They didn't have the journal. 658 00:46:19,440 --> 00:46:22,118 Does that journal have coordinates? 659 00:46:22,120 --> 00:46:24,198 More like directions. 660 00:46:24,200 --> 00:46:26,893 So it's a pre-GPS kinda thing. 661 00:46:27,790 --> 00:46:30,078 Yes, that's correct. 662 00:46:30,080 --> 00:46:31,280 I'll take first watch. 663 00:46:45,353 --> 00:46:47,520 - What the? - Come with me. 664 00:46:49,540 --> 00:46:50,743 Where are we going? 665 00:46:57,780 --> 00:46:59,548 Wait, where are we going? 666 00:46:59,550 --> 00:47:00,888 Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 667 00:47:00,890 --> 00:47:03,388 What, don't you want to do this? 668 00:47:03,390 --> 00:47:06,418 Of course I want to do this but it's just, 669 00:47:06,420 --> 00:47:07,995 last time you wanted to do this, 670 00:47:07,997 --> 00:47:10,297 you thought you were gonna die in Afghanistan. 671 00:47:11,514 --> 00:47:13,088 I almost did. 672 00:47:13,090 --> 00:47:14,748 Is it true? 673 00:47:14,750 --> 00:47:16,550 Think you're gonna die out here now? 674 00:47:21,020 --> 00:47:22,778 I mean, you know what they say. 675 00:47:22,780 --> 00:47:24,348 I'll try anything once but... 676 00:47:24,350 --> 00:47:25,388 You idiot! 677 00:47:25,390 --> 00:47:27,438 I didn't make that, I found it. 678 00:47:27,440 --> 00:47:28,388 Okay, okay, cool. 679 00:47:28,390 --> 00:47:30,337 We're gonna need a safe word though. 680 00:47:34,340 --> 00:47:36,653 What? So this is a no go now? 681 00:47:37,980 --> 00:47:38,980 Jed. 682 00:47:59,400 --> 00:48:02,038 I thought we were going to try to walk through the night. 683 00:48:02,040 --> 00:48:03,123 Change in plans. 684 00:48:06,770 --> 00:48:08,748 Told you we'd show you the sharp end of the stick. 685 00:48:08,750 --> 00:48:09,758 You know, back in nam, 686 00:48:09,760 --> 00:48:11,918 the cong used to pee on the ends of those sticks 687 00:48:11,920 --> 00:48:14,870 to cause infection to the soldiers who got stuck with them. 688 00:48:16,136 --> 00:48:17,858 Who told you that, your grandma in the green berets? 689 00:48:17,860 --> 00:48:19,198 Will you go make yourself useful 690 00:48:19,200 --> 00:48:20,763 and get us some more sticks? 691 00:48:23,310 --> 00:48:24,823 Not the pointy ones. 692 00:48:27,160 --> 00:48:29,548 Should you have given him a gun? 693 00:48:29,550 --> 00:48:30,771 Do you want to carry him down the mountain 694 00:48:30,773 --> 00:48:32,553 when he shoots himself in the foot? 695 00:48:58,339 --> 00:49:00,088 Picking up sticks. 696 00:49:00,090 --> 00:49:02,778 You brought these people into this project. 697 00:49:02,780 --> 00:49:04,130 We're all gonna make money. 698 00:49:05,210 --> 00:49:07,183 I'm picking up sticks. 699 00:49:14,400 --> 00:49:15,400 What the? 700 00:49:39,380 --> 00:49:41,618 Dude, the last one I couldn't pry from a guy's face. 701 00:49:41,620 --> 00:49:44,188 This one I find hanging just on a peg. 702 00:49:44,190 --> 00:49:46,388 What is this? 703 00:49:46,390 --> 00:49:49,428 A mask for a cult based on a son of Noah. 704 00:49:49,430 --> 00:49:50,698 One of the cultists came to visit 705 00:49:50,700 --> 00:49:52,050 before we left on the trip. 706 00:49:53,010 --> 00:49:54,638 This would've been good intel to have 707 00:49:54,640 --> 00:49:55,878 before we had left. 708 00:49:55,880 --> 00:49:57,788 Ah, I hit him on the head with a frying pan. 709 00:49:57,790 --> 00:49:58,790 They ain't nothing. 710 00:49:59,870 --> 00:50:01,270 I'll be the judge of that. 711 00:50:02,660 --> 00:50:03,660 A warning? 712 00:50:04,810 --> 00:50:06,368 To us? 713 00:50:06,370 --> 00:50:07,370 Or to them? 714 00:51:16,442 --> 00:51:20,184 You know, the mask could've been put there 50 years ago. 715 00:51:20,186 --> 00:51:21,186 Yep. 716 00:51:24,506 --> 00:51:26,558 Relax, nobody knew which way we were walking, 717 00:51:26,560 --> 00:51:27,773 least of all benna. 718 00:51:29,370 --> 00:51:31,348 Shut up and eat your pika. 719 00:51:31,350 --> 00:51:32,708 What is this pika anyway? 720 00:51:32,710 --> 00:51:33,860 It tastes like chicken. 721 00:51:35,250 --> 00:51:38,038 Pika's an animal, it's not an entree. 722 00:51:38,040 --> 00:51:39,290 It's kinda like a rabbit. 723 00:51:40,230 --> 00:51:41,330 It's kinda like a rat. 724 00:51:44,320 --> 00:51:45,478 What? 725 00:51:45,480 --> 00:51:47,633 Did you see us pass a drive-thru? 726 00:51:50,030 --> 00:51:52,198 We should try and get some sleep. 727 00:51:52,200 --> 00:51:54,500 It looks like we might reach the ark tomorrow. 728 00:51:58,730 --> 00:52:00,993 Move over, Allen, let me share this with you. 729 00:52:20,730 --> 00:52:23,563 Hey, I'm gonna go get some b-roll footage. 730 00:53:00,150 --> 00:53:01,350 Dude, really? 731 00:53:03,530 --> 00:53:06,530 We're really going to find the ark today? 732 00:53:06,532 --> 00:53:08,208 That's what the big priest man says. 733 00:53:08,210 --> 00:53:10,808 Well, it's gotta be better than what we got. 734 00:53:10,810 --> 00:53:12,348 What do you mean? 735 00:53:12,350 --> 00:53:14,548 I'm filming this so we both have a record 736 00:53:14,550 --> 00:53:15,958 of what I'm telling you. 737 00:53:15,960 --> 00:53:17,808 We've been out here for days. 738 00:53:17,810 --> 00:53:20,108 You gotta do better than a pointy stick in the ground 739 00:53:20,110 --> 00:53:21,828 and a mask you hung on a tree. 740 00:53:21,830 --> 00:53:23,548 Dude, I did not do that. 741 00:53:23,550 --> 00:53:24,668 Uh-huh. 742 00:53:24,670 --> 00:53:28,348 I thought you wanted more than a three episode story arc. 743 00:53:28,350 --> 00:53:31,498 Dude, this is real, I swear to god. 744 00:53:31,500 --> 00:53:32,778 Well, there's real 745 00:53:32,780 --> 00:53:35,178 and then there's reality television. 746 00:53:35,180 --> 00:53:36,213 Do you get me? 747 00:53:37,050 --> 00:53:38,528 Yep. 748 00:53:38,530 --> 00:53:41,018 We paid you, buster. 749 00:53:41,020 --> 00:53:42,318 Yeah. 750 00:53:42,320 --> 00:53:43,343 Okay then. 751 00:55:05,885 --> 00:55:06,716 Getting kinda late, benna. 752 00:55:06,718 --> 00:55:07,578 Yeah, I don't even know 753 00:55:07,580 --> 00:55:09,658 if we're going uphill anymore, dude. 754 00:55:09,660 --> 00:55:11,003 My feet hurt all the time. 755 00:55:16,080 --> 00:55:18,248 Laban said to Jacob, 756 00:55:18,250 --> 00:55:21,153 behold this heap and behold the pillars, 757 00:55:22,000 --> 00:55:24,183 which I have set betwixt you and me. 758 00:55:26,770 --> 00:55:29,860 This heap is a witness and the pillar is a witness 759 00:55:30,860 --> 00:55:33,873 that I will not pass by this heap to you for harm. 760 00:55:34,890 --> 00:55:38,038 And you will not pass by this heap or this pillar 761 00:55:38,040 --> 00:55:39,143 to me for harm. 762 00:55:42,780 --> 00:55:44,480 The man said what he said, baby. 763 00:55:49,981 --> 00:55:52,378 Benna, your explorer guy, Blake, 764 00:55:52,380 --> 00:55:54,048 he was starving, man. 765 00:55:54,050 --> 00:55:56,238 He was tired, he lost his arm. 766 00:55:56,240 --> 00:55:58,605 He could've bled out on the way back. 767 00:55:58,607 --> 00:56:01,340 That stuff he wrote, he was out of it, man. 768 00:56:14,724 --> 00:56:16,624 Dude, that could just be an old board. 769 00:56:18,500 --> 00:56:20,643 They don't fall off the tree planed. 770 00:56:23,850 --> 00:56:24,850 The energy. 771 00:56:26,644 --> 00:56:27,844 There's a presence here. 772 00:57:03,340 --> 00:57:05,708 Yeah, that's a nice board. 773 00:57:05,710 --> 00:57:06,828 Get a couple of cinder blocks, 774 00:57:06,830 --> 00:57:09,123 you could set your stereo up on it. 775 00:57:14,300 --> 00:57:15,300 Don't you feel it? 776 00:57:25,920 --> 00:57:26,920 Did you see that? 777 00:57:32,043 --> 00:57:34,468 I see you losing it, bro. 778 00:57:34,470 --> 00:57:36,160 There's a long walk outta here. 779 00:57:47,443 --> 00:57:50,943 The end of all flesh has come before me. 780 00:57:55,006 --> 00:57:56,923 Are you getting this? 781 00:58:02,963 --> 00:58:04,130 Benna, what... 782 00:58:48,990 --> 00:58:50,297 Hello, old girl. 783 01:01:24,476 --> 01:01:26,896 We warned you. 784 01:01:26,898 --> 01:01:31,018 We are not your enemy, we are the protectors. 785 01:01:36,279 --> 01:01:39,433 He is trapped here. 786 01:01:39,435 --> 01:01:42,234 His soul pinned to the floor of the ark. 787 01:01:42,236 --> 01:01:45,498 Now your soul is trapped here too. 788 01:01:52,610 --> 01:01:54,698 Let me get him some water. 789 01:01:54,700 --> 01:01:56,383 Take it easy there, buddy. 790 01:01:58,010 --> 01:01:59,618 Listen, I ain't gonna stroke your forehead, 791 01:01:59,620 --> 01:02:00,783 but I am here for you. 792 01:02:01,881 --> 01:02:03,338 No, not water. 793 01:02:03,340 --> 01:02:04,873 What are you saying? 794 01:02:07,080 --> 01:02:08,080 What? 795 01:02:17,370 --> 01:02:18,898 Hang in there, father benna. 796 01:02:18,900 --> 01:02:20,748 They went to get you some water by the lake. 797 01:02:20,750 --> 01:02:21,850 It's gonna be okay. 798 01:02:34,043 --> 01:02:35,333 Hey, hey, it's me. 799 01:02:36,663 --> 01:02:37,698 I didn't know it was you. 800 01:02:37,700 --> 01:02:39,748 If I had, I would've shot. 801 01:02:39,750 --> 01:02:42,118 Don't say I didn't try to make the world a better place. 802 01:02:42,120 --> 01:02:42,951 I just wanted you to know, 803 01:02:42,953 --> 01:02:44,408 benna looks a little better now. 804 01:02:44,410 --> 01:02:46,013 He's calmed down a bit. 805 01:02:51,280 --> 01:02:55,538 So this lake, this pond, this little pond. 806 01:02:55,540 --> 01:02:57,838 Looks like it could only hold Noah's pontoon 807 01:02:57,840 --> 01:02:59,781 and that's about it. 808 01:02:59,783 --> 01:03:02,960 Normally I'd find blasphemy extremely hot but 809 01:03:04,080 --> 01:03:06,030 right now, this all seems kinda sacred. 810 01:03:06,890 --> 01:03:07,721 I mean, back in the day, 811 01:03:07,723 --> 01:03:10,048 this must've all been covered in water 812 01:03:10,050 --> 01:03:12,513 and that's how the ark floated up here. 813 01:03:13,740 --> 01:03:15,223 Is that what you think happened? 814 01:03:16,140 --> 01:03:19,018 I mean, Blake's journal was right. 815 01:03:19,020 --> 01:03:21,713 The book of the witch was right. 816 01:03:25,210 --> 01:03:26,913 For the first time in a long time, 817 01:03:28,402 --> 01:03:30,558 I see the spirit all around us. 818 01:03:30,560 --> 01:03:32,113 I see what benna sees. 819 01:03:35,657 --> 01:03:38,580 I see the beauty in the unseen and the unknown. 820 01:03:39,543 --> 01:03:40,693 I feel it inside of me. 821 01:03:42,300 --> 01:03:43,658 Jed, I want you to know... 822 01:03:43,660 --> 01:03:44,660 Don't say it. 823 01:03:45,700 --> 01:03:49,166 I want you to know I... 824 01:03:56,490 --> 01:03:57,619 Oh my god! 825 01:04:04,700 --> 01:04:06,168 There's blood in the water. 826 01:04:06,170 --> 01:04:09,200 It might not all be, it might not all be... 827 01:04:11,141 --> 01:04:12,600 Thanks. 828 01:04:14,842 --> 01:04:16,838 It's the first time I can say a priest saved me. 829 01:04:16,840 --> 01:04:18,696 That's what we're here for. 830 01:04:31,270 --> 01:04:32,270 Father! 831 01:04:33,680 --> 01:04:35,978 Dead, all dead. 832 01:04:35,980 --> 01:04:37,288 There's no way that shark 833 01:04:37,290 --> 01:04:38,818 could've taken all those bullets. 834 01:04:38,820 --> 01:04:39,651 Maybe they're... 835 01:04:39,653 --> 01:04:40,653 No, no. 836 01:04:43,870 --> 01:04:46,318 Well, we can get a piece of the wood from the ark. 837 01:04:46,320 --> 01:04:47,388 Take it down the mountain. 838 01:04:47,390 --> 01:04:50,156 Prove to people that we were here, we found it. 839 01:04:50,158 --> 01:04:51,458 No. 840 01:04:51,460 --> 01:04:52,813 You've got the footage. 841 01:04:54,770 --> 01:04:58,408 Find the highway, the e-99. 842 01:04:58,410 --> 01:05:00,168 Turn yourself over to the first 843 01:05:00,170 --> 01:05:02,343 military squad you come across. 844 01:05:03,180 --> 01:05:05,997 - It's the only way. - I'm not leaving you! 845 01:05:05,999 --> 01:05:07,379 Go! 846 01:05:07,381 --> 01:05:08,381 Go. 847 01:05:09,516 --> 01:05:10,516 Go. 848 01:05:39,040 --> 01:05:40,973 Be sober and be vigilant 849 01:05:42,318 --> 01:05:45,418 because your adversary, the devil, 850 01:05:45,420 --> 01:05:48,063 as a roaring lion, walketh about. 851 01:05:49,510 --> 01:05:52,168 Seeking whom he may devour. 852 01:05:52,170 --> 01:05:55,470 Almighty god, source of irresistible might 853 01:05:56,360 --> 01:06:00,528 and king of an invincible realm that I cannot perceive, 854 01:06:00,530 --> 01:06:03,808 the ever glorious conqueror of evil, 855 01:06:03,810 --> 01:06:07,308 he who restrains the force of the adversary, 856 01:06:07,310 --> 01:06:10,468 silencing the uproar of his rage 857 01:06:10,470 --> 01:06:13,660 and valiantly subduing his wickedness. 858 01:06:20,622 --> 01:06:23,820 It is in awe and humility that I beg you, lord, 859 01:06:23,822 --> 01:06:26,190 to regard with favor this thing. 860 01:06:27,030 --> 01:06:29,725 Take hold of the dragon. 861 01:06:29,727 --> 01:06:32,043 Behold serpent, no matter which storm, 862 01:06:33,050 --> 01:06:35,505 which is the devil and Satan 863 01:06:35,507 --> 01:06:39,728 and all the demons of the underworld, large and small, 864 01:06:39,730 --> 01:06:41,110 and bind them. 865 01:06:42,450 --> 01:06:44,152 Hey, what's going on, man? 866 01:06:44,154 --> 01:06:45,504 Hey man, is this even safe? 867 01:06:46,719 --> 01:06:49,217 I didn't know this was real, is this real? 868 01:06:49,219 --> 01:06:50,456 Benna! 869 01:06:50,458 --> 01:06:51,458 Bind them. 870 01:06:52,622 --> 01:06:54,838 Cast him into the bottomless pit 871 01:06:54,840 --> 01:06:56,963 so he may no longer seduce the nations. 872 01:06:58,310 --> 01:07:02,658 As smoke is driven away, so are they driven. 873 01:07:02,660 --> 01:07:05,728 As wax melts before the flame, 874 01:07:05,730 --> 01:07:08,293 so the wicked perish at the presence of god. 875 01:07:14,837 --> 01:07:16,857 Benna? 876 01:07:23,720 --> 01:07:27,272 You're not really the witch of endor, are you? 877 01:07:27,274 --> 01:07:28,567 We are legion. 878 01:07:29,420 --> 01:07:30,753 I am legion. 879 01:07:32,222 --> 01:07:33,555 We are legion. 880 01:07:36,950 --> 01:07:38,237 That's what I thought. 881 01:07:39,630 --> 01:07:41,118 The mirror is cracked. 882 01:07:41,120 --> 01:07:42,898 There are many facets. 883 01:07:42,900 --> 01:07:45,613 Without a sun, there could be no shadow. 884 01:07:46,540 --> 01:07:48,768 You cannot know the cold of the night 885 01:07:48,770 --> 01:07:51,073 without first feeling the heat of the day. 886 01:07:52,760 --> 01:07:54,698 I would've thrown myself into the void 887 01:07:54,700 --> 01:07:56,368 to have defeated you. 888 01:07:56,370 --> 01:07:58,248 The willingness to sacrifice 889 01:07:58,250 --> 01:08:02,498 therein lies the difference between you and me. 890 01:08:02,500 --> 01:08:04,113 And yet, you must live. 891 01:08:19,780 --> 01:08:22,080 I don't want to be in a found footage movie. 892 01:08:27,620 --> 01:08:29,820 I don't want to be in a found footage movie. 893 01:08:32,163 --> 01:08:33,553 What's that? 894 01:08:36,710 --> 01:08:37,710 Oh man. 895 01:08:42,526 --> 01:08:44,609 What did you do that for? 896 01:08:45,840 --> 01:08:47,513 The coin has two sides. 897 01:08:48,940 --> 01:08:49,983 It needs us. 898 01:08:50,950 --> 01:08:52,463 For more people to come here. 899 01:08:53,590 --> 01:08:54,793 For it to survive. 900 01:08:56,570 --> 01:08:58,808 Maybe in a way, we need it too. 901 01:08:58,810 --> 01:09:01,160 But that's going to be someone else's decision. 902 01:09:02,159 --> 01:09:04,298 No one should know how we found the ark. 903 01:09:04,300 --> 01:09:06,828 There's too much at stake to know. 904 01:09:06,830 --> 01:09:08,988 We're leaving the camera here. 905 01:09:08,990 --> 01:09:10,798 And I'm going to destroy all that remains 906 01:09:10,800 --> 01:09:12,488 when we get back. 907 01:09:12,490 --> 01:09:13,893 If we get back. 908 01:09:14,830 --> 01:09:15,830 We will. 909 01:09:17,086 --> 01:09:18,336 But we have to start now.