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QC: rjgman56
Love ♥ Love ♥ Love ♥ Love ♥
LaLa Love ♥ LaLa Love ♥
You appeared before me
unidentified
With the power of science,
you transported my heart to another dimension
Playing with a woman's heart,
the art of love is your specialty
( I think I'm falling in love with you ♥ )
Heart racing ★ Heart racing ★ Heart racing ★ heart racing ★
Look at this
Love ♥ Love ♥ Love ♥ Love ♥
I love you
You are... you are...
my alien
What?
Greetings.
We are aliens from outside this galactic quadrant.
Huh!?
The aliens have arrived
Sonomi!
Are you okay?
Yuhiko.
I heard a loud noise, and it was really glowing.
No...
Wow, what is this?
What happened to the window?
Look.
Huh?
What are those?
Some kind of alien,
but I'm not sure.
Are aliens that small?
Isn't that lame?
We crash-landed here by accident.
Hey, it talked.
We have no choice but to stay here
until our spaceship is repaired.
Even if you say you have to stay, we have a no-men-only policy here.
What are we gonna do with that window glass?
Right, we're in big trouble.
Even if we say it's the aliens, there's no way around it.
We are sorry about that.
We will repair it.
What...
NASA!
"NASA"?
We have to call NASA.
Why NASA?
In cases like this, we have to call NASA, right?
They don't seem like the bad guys, though.
How'd it go with Ishikawa?
Why'd you ask at a time like this?
Huh?
I remembered when they fixed it.
What happened?
We broke up.
Really?
Seriously?
- You think it's funny? - Yeah.
Because...
you've been dating for a long time,
but he's going to Thailand for 3 years for work, so it's bye-bye, right?
And weren't you
the one who said you'd wait 3 years for him?
I wanted to say that.
But...
if I told him that I might become a burden.
I wanted to talk to him more about it,
but he wouldn't ask me to wait for him either.
I see.
I came home cause it looked like we're done.
Call him again and talk it over.
- But... - Do it.
It's okay.
He might be thinking about it right now.
It might annoy him to call right after a breakup.
Excuse me, may I speak for a moment?
What?
It's a critical time right now.
If you want, we can transfer the person you are talking about here?
What?
You can do that?
Yes.
Wanna give it a try?
Yes.
In exchange,
please do not call NASA.
Okay, I won't.
Are you ready?
Yes.
Well then.
What?
Wow.
In an instant?
Sonomi!
Sonomi's place...
Huh? Yuhiko...
Ah... Good evening, Ishikawa.
Okay...
You're still substituting, aren't you?
You were playing with your PS Vita?
Yeah.
I was trying to calm my feelings down a bit.
Did you break up with Sonomi?
Say something.
Can you wait just a minute?
What?
Isn't three years a bit too long?
No, not that.
I want to save.
Give me a minute.
What are these little things?
Is it a Sylvanian Families.
Alien version.
Well...
something like that.
I see.
Sonomi!
I'm sorry.
Lift your head.
If you apologize, it will be more painful for me.
What?
- No, it's not that, Sonomi. - Not what?
A man like me
has no right to say this, but...
I want you to wait.
Three years from now, when I come back,
don't date anyone and wait for me.
I didn't have
the courage to say it earlier.
Ishikawa...
I'm sorry.
That's okay.
I will wait for you.
Sonomi.
Three years will come along quickly.
That's right.
Yuhiko, thank you.
That pisses me off.
You're pissed off?
Oh, good. No fighting, huh?
You know, he's the kind who plays PS Vita right after a breakup.
Hey!
Yes?
Fly him to Thailand now.
I understand.
What?
What, did he go?
Hey, that's so cruel!
We'll take him out of Thailand in two hours.
What are you talking about? Bring him back.
It's okay, I'll bring him back when it's time.
I was a little surprised at first, but thanks to them, I made up with him.
Thank you, Aliens.
More to come!
I'm bored...
Hey!
Is there anything interesting around here?
Even if you say that all of a sudden.
Maybe I should call NASA.
- No, not that. - I won't.
Who is it?
Coming...
Hello!
- Chizuru, what is it? - Where are the aliens?
I just want to say hello.
Yuhiko told me that they're cute, right?
Hello.
This one is my favorite.
Are these really aliens?
They're so tiny!
A super evil face.
Yes, they will likely conquer the world tomorrow.
Hey, that's not good, right?
I have to call NASA.
What?
No, not that,
Ah, it talked!
- They're so cute! - Cool, right?
I am Chizuru Kasahara.
Nice to meet you.
Ah, yes. Nice to meet you.
The aliens are popular.
True opinion bargain!
Here you go.
- It looks good. - I want one too.
By the way, did your boyfriend went to Thailand?
Two days ago.
Ishikawa seems serious and doesn't seem like he would ever cheat.
What? That substitute guy?
Yuhiko, don't say something like that.
Why?
You said it the other day,
that his face looks like a penis.
I didn't say that.
I went out of my way to say something like that, hoping it would offend him.
- Yeah, that's horrible. - No, don't fight!
Are you okay with that?
She said your boyfriend's face looks like a dick?
That's why I didn't go that far.
But it's true, so no point arguing about it.
So that's how it is.
By the way, Chizuru, how's your new boyfriend?
I really am not that attractive at all.
So funny.
The unfriendly guy at the harbor that night?
Yeah, him.
You made it at such a big fishing spot.
You can't catch a man with just a hook.
You need bait.
Then why not choose a fashionable one next time?
That's a good idea.
Right?
What shall I buy?
I see.
There's a bargain right now.
I don't like going there.
I'll buy a lot.
Excuse me.
What exactly is a bargain?
It's part of the ugly consumption activity of us earthlings.
At this time of year, medical expenses are lower.
You can observe their silly habitat up close.
I am really overwhelmed.
It's a relief that so many people are here, and the clerks don't talk to us.
Hey, check out this dress.
It's so cute.
She seems to like that.
Why don't you try it on?
Fitting room is this way.
I'm going.
Ta-da!
How do I look?
Huh?
What do you think?
It suits you.
Really?
What do you think, Sonomi? Give me your honest opinion.
You look like you were tricked into debuting in showbiz.
- Huh!? - I can see that.
That will soon get into porn.
That's horrible. What the hell?
Because you said to be honest.
So you have that impression that it looks awful?
Because that's what I think.
Is that so? I think she looks great in it.
See? The clerk says it looks good on me.
Obviously, the clerk wouldn't say that you're gonna get swept up into porn.
Do I look like someone who got tricked into debuting in showbiz?
No, not at all.
You look very girly and it looks great on you.
You think so?
Then I'll buy it.
This ribbon is so cute.
Hey, alien.
Yes?
Can you make that clerk speak her real opinion?
- I can. - Then do it now.
I understand.
Ms. Clerk.
I'll ask you again, what do you think?
About her in that outfit.
Please give us your honest opinion.
She looks extremely stupid.
- Hey! - Like a girl that would get banged and tossed aside.
What?
You said it looked good on me earlier.
Yeah, it suits you.
This couldn't be more fitting for you, you empty-headed bitch.
This is a fashion that says, please get away from it.
That's horrible!
But ribbons and frills are everlasting for girls.
Like I said!
Take a look at how old you are.
You're not a girl anymore!
Because people tell you that, you can keep running away.
That's it, no?
If you ran away with it, you'll end up crying, going back to your diary, and feeling better.
Wait a minute. Isn't the conversation getting away from it too much?
Now, now, something happened, didn't it?
And still, the clerk is thinking about this stuff in her head.
No, this clerk isn't special.
That's not true.
Did you hear us?
It is the duty of clerks to know about these matters.
Is that so?
We learned a lot.
So...
whatcha gone do?
Are you gonna buy that dress?
No, no one would buy it after all those criticisms.
No, I'll buy it.
Huh?
If they say so much, then on the contrary, I'd buy it.
Nice.
That spunk isn't so bad.
Even at the risk of being ridiculed,
you should kill for the dress you like.
You got it?
She's got a good point.
That was a true intention in its truest form now.
It was kind of compelling.
But you know, isn't it bad to go around saying what you really think?
If it wasn't us, the clerk would be fired.
It's okay.
The effect of the ray will wear off in 3 minutes.
That's good to know.
It's not good.
Well, it's okay, we were the ones who made her say that.
I'll remember this.
I'll write the shit about it on the internet.
Feel free to do it.
I was decapitated.
If we were in the U.S., that would be a lawsuit.
But wasn't it nice to have an honest and frank conversation?
Not good.
Bye.
Thank you very much!
Please come again.
Did it wear off?
I guess so.
Please come again.
Let's go.
But then again, work goes more smoothly if you keep your true feelings hidden, right?
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