1 00:00:02,379 --> 00:00:03,172 WAKE UP THE MASSES! 2 00:00:04,172 --> 00:00:04,379 ASSUME THE CRASH POSITION. 3 00:00:06,896 --> 00:00:07,275 HOLD ON TIGHT! 4 00:00:09,827 --> 00:00:11,344 TAKE A DEEP BREATH... 5 00:00:11,413 --> 00:00:12,137 FOR A CARTOON KRAMAGANZA. 6 00:00:13,034 --> 00:00:13,758 FOR A CARTOON KRAMAGANZA. 7 00:00:15,034 --> 00:00:15,172 FOR A CARTOON KRAMAGANZA. 8 00:00:26,137 --> 00:00:28,551 IIIIIT'S... 9 00:00:28,620 --> 00:00:30,379 KABLAM! 10 00:00:30,448 --> 00:00:32,931 WHERE CARTOONS AND COMICS COLLIDE. 11 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:35,344 NOW TO TAKE YOU INSIDE AND TURN THE PAGES, 12 00:00:35,413 --> 00:00:37,344 HERE ARE YOUR HOSTS, HENRY AND JUNE. 13 00:00:37,413 --> 00:00:38,827 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY NICKELODEON 14 00:00:38,896 --> 00:00:40,862 AND THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION 15 00:00:40,931 --> 00:00:43,172 HEY THERE, LOVERS OF THE CARTOON KRAM. 16 00:00:43,241 --> 00:00:45,896 I'M JUNE AND WE'VE GOT A REAL KABLAMAGANZA COMING AT YA. 17 00:00:45,965 --> 00:00:47,586 ISN'T THAT RIGHT, HENRIK? 18 00:00:47,655 --> 00:00:48,586 HENRY? 19 00:00:48,655 --> 00:00:49,896 [TOILET FLUSHES] 20 00:00:51,413 --> 00:00:53,379 KABLAMA-WHO? 21 00:00:53,448 --> 00:00:54,758 KABLAMAGANZA. 22 00:00:54,827 --> 00:00:56,931 YOU KNOW, TAKE KABLAM!, 23 00:00:57,000 --> 00:00:59,137 SMASH IT INTO EXTRAVAGANZA, 24 00:00:59,206 --> 00:01:00,689 AND WHAT YOU GET IS... 25 00:01:00,758 --> 00:01:02,896 WHAT YOU GET IS... 26 00:01:04,034 --> 00:01:06,965 OH, CRUD. LOOK AT US, HENRY. 27 00:01:07,034 --> 00:01:08,517 WE'RE JUST PHONING IT IN. 28 00:01:08,586 --> 00:01:10,620 THIS IS NETWORK TV. 29 00:01:10,689 --> 00:01:12,931 WE COULD BE CANCELED AT ANY MOMENT. 30 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:16,103 WE HAVE TO LIVE EACH SHOW AS IF IT WERE OUR LAST. 31 00:01:16,172 --> 00:01:18,103 WE PROMISED OUR AUDIENCE A KABLAMAGANZA, 32 00:01:18,172 --> 00:01:20,172 SO WHAT DO YOU SAY WE GIVE 'EM ONE? 33 00:01:20,241 --> 00:01:23,000 ANNOUNCER GUY, LET'S TAKE IT FROM THE TOP. 34 00:01:23,068 --> 00:01:26,344 Announcer: HERE ARE YOUR HOSTS, HENRY AND JUNE. 35 00:01:26,413 --> 00:01:28,379 [MORE ENTHUSIASTICALLY] HEY, THERE, LOVERS OF THE CARTOON KRAM. 36 00:01:28,448 --> 00:01:30,137 I'M JUNE, AND LIKE THE MAN SAID-- 37 00:01:30,206 --> 00:01:31,689 NINJAS AT 3 O'CLOCK! 38 00:01:31,758 --> 00:01:33,827 [SCREAMING] 39 00:01:36,896 --> 00:01:39,931 THERE'S TOO MANY. WE'LL NEVER DEFEAT THEM. 40 00:01:40,000 --> 00:01:43,068 NEVER SAY NEVER, JUNE. JUST SAY... 41 00:01:43,137 --> 00:01:44,482 HI-YAA! HI-YAA! 42 00:01:52,482 --> 00:01:55,310 WHILE WE SAVE THE WORLD FROM PEOPLE WHO KNOW KUNG FU... 43 00:01:55,379 --> 00:01:59,137 AND STAMP OUT BORING HUMDRUM TELEVISION... 44 00:01:59,206 --> 00:02:01,172 WHY DON'T YOU WATCH RACE RABBIT? 45 00:02:04,137 --> 00:02:06,620 ♪ GO RACE RABBIT, TEARING UP THE TRACKS ♪ 46 00:02:06,689 --> 00:02:09,758 ♪ WITH HIS TURBO RABBIT RACER AND THE SUPER CHIP, M.A.X. ♪ 47 00:02:09,827 --> 00:02:12,482 ♪ HE'S A BURNIN' RUBBER BUNNY WITH A NEED FOR SPEED ♪ 48 00:02:12,551 --> 00:02:15,275 ♪ BUT HE'S ALWAYS GOT TIME FOR ANYBODY IN NEED ♪ 49 00:02:15,344 --> 00:02:18,413 ♪ GO, GO, RACE RABBIT, WITH THE TURBO THRUST ♪ 50 00:02:18,482 --> 00:02:21,517 ♪ 'CAUSE THOSE INBRED BOOLIES FROM THE UPPER CRUST ♪ 51 00:02:21,586 --> 00:02:24,482 ♪ WANT TO CATCH YOU AND STUFF YOU BUT THEY'RE WAY TOO SLOW ♪ 52 00:02:24,551 --> 00:02:28,068 ♪ SO GO, RACE RABBIT, GO, GO, GO! ♪ 53 00:02:29,586 --> 00:02:31,896 WELCOME BACK TO THE SIR WALTER RALEIGH RALLY. 54 00:02:31,965 --> 00:02:35,172 WE'RE NEARING THE CONCLUSION AND CR-R-R-R-REVINS, 55 00:02:35,241 --> 00:02:38,172 AND IT LOOKS LIKES THAT FURRY, FUEL-INJECTED FIREBALL 56 00:02:38,241 --> 00:02:40,482 RACE RABBIT IS GOING TO WIN WITH EASE. 57 00:02:42,931 --> 00:02:45,344 M.A.X.: UNBELIEVABLE. WE'RE ACTUALLY GOING TO WIN A RALLY 58 00:02:45,413 --> 00:02:47,448 WITHOUT ONE SINGLE CALL OR INTERRUPTION! 59 00:02:47,517 --> 00:02:49,000 [BEEPING] 60 00:02:49,068 --> 00:02:50,793 PERHAPS YOU SPOKE TOO SOON, M.A.X.. 61 00:02:50,862 --> 00:02:53,379 DON'T ANSWER THAT, RACE. I'M SURE IT'S A WRONG NUMBER. 62 00:02:53,448 --> 00:02:55,482 IT'S THE MINISTER OF SWEETS, 63 00:02:55,551 --> 00:02:58,620 CALLING FROM THE BIG INTERNATIONAL PEACE CONFERENCE. 64 00:02:58,689 --> 00:03:00,344 HELP, RACE RABBIT. 65 00:03:00,413 --> 00:03:02,172 ONE OF OUR AGENTS IS STRANDED. 66 00:03:02,241 --> 00:03:04,758 WE NEED YOU TO PICK UP SOME MICROFILM 67 00:03:04,827 --> 00:03:08,172 AND GET IT TO THE PEACE CONFERENCE... 68 00:03:08,241 --> 00:03:09,206 P.D.Q. 69 00:03:09,275 --> 00:03:10,620 WHAT IS IT, MINISTER? 70 00:03:10,689 --> 00:03:14,931 IT'S THE TOP SECRET RECIPE FOR STRAWBERRIES AND CREAM. 71 00:03:15,000 --> 00:03:17,241 IT'S THE ONLY THING THAT WILL KEEP 72 00:03:17,310 --> 00:03:19,551 THE GENERALISSIMO AT THE TABLE. 73 00:03:19,620 --> 00:03:22,379 DON'T WORRY, MINISTER. I'M ON IT LIKE A WIG ON A LORD. 74 00:03:22,448 --> 00:03:24,241 [ENGINE REVS] 75 00:03:27,896 --> 00:03:30,000 FOR QUEEN AND COUNTRY, RACE. 76 00:03:33,931 --> 00:03:36,275 GODSPEED, RACE RABBIT. 77 00:03:39,310 --> 00:03:40,551 MINISTER, WE'RE ON OUR WAY. 78 00:03:40,620 --> 00:03:42,827 I MUST WARN YOU, RACE. 79 00:03:42,896 --> 00:03:46,482 THIS RECIPE HAS BEEN A NATIONAL SECRET SINCE THE 14th CENTURY. 80 00:03:46,551 --> 00:03:51,241 DESSERT CHEFS AROUND THE WORLD WILL DO ANYTHING FOR IT. 81 00:03:51,310 --> 00:03:52,862 THEY'LL HAVE TO CATCH ME FIRST. 82 00:03:55,620 --> 00:03:56,896 [YELLING] 83 00:03:56,965 --> 00:03:58,379 All: OOOH! 84 00:04:14,379 --> 00:04:16,034 [BEEPING] 85 00:04:16,103 --> 00:04:17,758 M.A.X.: RACE, WE'RE GETTING PUMMELED WITH PIE. 86 00:04:17,827 --> 00:04:19,862 DON'T WORRY, M.A.X.. IT'S ONLY PIE IN THE SKY. 87 00:04:23,103 --> 00:04:24,655 [BEEPING] 88 00:04:24,724 --> 00:04:26,344 MAKE A NOTE FOR THE MECHANIC, M.A.X., 89 00:04:26,413 --> 00:04:28,206 THAT THE TURBO DEFLECTOR SHIELD IS ON THE FRITZ. 90 00:04:28,275 --> 00:04:30,206 WHAT ELSE CAN GO WRONG! 91 00:04:34,103 --> 00:04:36,758 [EVIL CHUCKLING] 92 00:04:36,827 --> 00:04:39,137 CHEERIO, RACE RABBIT. 93 00:04:39,206 --> 00:04:45,344 ALLOW ME TO INTRODUCE A DEAR, DEAR FRIEND OF MINE.... 94 00:04:45,413 --> 00:04:48,793 MR. HEAT-SEEKING MISSILE. 95 00:04:55,137 --> 00:04:57,275 Computer voice: TARGET LOCKED. 96 00:04:59,344 --> 00:05:00,620 DON'T TOUCH THAT! 97 00:05:00,689 --> 00:05:02,344 IT'S MY JOB. 98 00:05:02,413 --> 00:05:04,896 COME ON! I NEVER GET TO PRESS THE RED BUTTON. 99 00:05:04,965 --> 00:05:06,620 I'M GOING TO PUSH IT! 100 00:05:06,689 --> 00:05:08,206 NO, ME! NO, ME! 101 00:05:08,275 --> 00:05:09,413 ME! ME! 102 00:05:09,482 --> 00:05:10,482 ME! 103 00:05:13,206 --> 00:05:14,241 ME! 104 00:05:15,862 --> 00:05:20,172 THERE, THERE, I PRESSED IT. HA HA HA HA HA HA. 105 00:05:20,241 --> 00:05:21,827 HA HA--OH--OH--OH--OH.... 106 00:05:21,896 --> 00:05:22,896 OH, POO. 107 00:05:29,379 --> 00:05:30,931 [BEEPING] 108 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:33,241 RACE, SID BOOLIE SEEMS TO BE APPROACHING 109 00:05:33,310 --> 00:05:35,068 AT 500 KILOMETERS PER HOUR.... 110 00:05:35,137 --> 00:05:36,689 AHHHHHHHHHH! 111 00:05:36,758 --> 00:05:38,068 CURIOUS. 112 00:05:38,137 --> 00:05:39,448 [BEEPING] 113 00:05:39,517 --> 00:05:42,000 ON A HEAT- SEEKING MISSILE! 114 00:05:42,068 --> 00:05:43,413 THAT EXPLAINS IT. 115 00:05:43,482 --> 00:05:46,000 OH, YEAH? EXPLAIN THIS. 116 00:05:46,068 --> 00:05:47,103 [BEEPING] 117 00:05:51,137 --> 00:05:56,551 [ALL BEEPING] 118 00:05:56,620 --> 00:05:58,310 RACE. MINISTER. 119 00:05:58,379 --> 00:06:00,620 [WHACK] UGH! 120 00:06:00,689 --> 00:06:02,206 ARE YOU IN TROUBLE? 121 00:06:06,620 --> 00:06:09,620 NO TROUBLE AT ALL. IN FACT... 122 00:06:09,689 --> 00:06:11,275 I WAS JUST ABOUT TO ORDER LUNCH. 123 00:06:18,172 --> 00:06:19,758 AHHHHHHHHHHH! 124 00:06:19,827 --> 00:06:23,344 Computer: RABBIT RACER HOT, TEXAS CHILI HOTTER. 125 00:06:23,413 --> 00:06:24,379 NEW TARGET. 126 00:06:29,620 --> 00:06:32,172 OH, DOUBLE POO. 127 00:06:32,241 --> 00:06:33,724 WAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! 128 00:06:37,896 --> 00:06:41,206 CURSE YOU, RACE RABBIT! 129 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:47,931 THIS IS INCREDIBLISSIMO! 130 00:06:51,586 --> 00:06:53,862 WHAT AN INCREDIBLE DAY, RACE FANS. 131 00:06:53,931 --> 00:06:56,413 A WORLDWIDE, GLOBAL, INTERNATIONAL CRISIS 132 00:06:56,482 --> 00:06:57,862 HAS BEEN AVERTED, 133 00:06:57,931 --> 00:07:01,517 AND RACE RABBIT IS MOVING UP ON THE LEADERS. 134 00:07:01,586 --> 00:07:03,172 CAN HE DO IT? 135 00:07:03,241 --> 00:07:05,862 THERE'S ONLY ONE THING SWEETER THAN STRAWBERRIES AND CREAM, M.A.X. 136 00:07:05,931 --> 00:07:07,206 WHAT'S THAT, RACE? 137 00:07:07,275 --> 00:07:08,517 WINNING. 138 00:07:20,206 --> 00:07:22,827 HEY, CITIZENS OF THE UNITED STATES OF ACTION. 139 00:07:22,896 --> 00:07:24,620 BETTER BUCKLE YOURSELF IN. 140 00:07:24,689 --> 00:07:28,241 IT'S KABLAMAGANZA TIME. 141 00:07:28,310 --> 00:07:31,896 YOWZA! TALK ABOUT LIVING EACH SHOW AS IF IT WERE YOUR LAST. 142 00:07:36,241 --> 00:07:38,137 YOU PICKED A NICE DAY TO TAKE THE TRAIN. 143 00:07:38,206 --> 00:07:40,413 AND A NICE DAY TO DIE. 144 00:07:40,482 --> 00:07:43,310 COOL! IT'S ACADEMY AWARD-WINNING ACTOR JON VOIGHT! 145 00:07:43,379 --> 00:07:44,724 HEY, JON. 146 00:07:44,793 --> 00:07:47,068 HI THERE. GREAT SHOW, BY THE WAY. 147 00:07:47,137 --> 00:07:49,551 NICE ACTION STUFF. 148 00:07:49,620 --> 00:07:51,655 SORRY I CAN'T STAY. 149 00:07:54,206 --> 00:07:56,586 NOT SO FAST, BIG GUY. 150 00:08:00,275 --> 00:08:02,172 [SPEAKING FRENCH] 151 00:08:02,241 --> 00:08:05,344 June: WOW, HOW DID WE AFFORD ALL OF THIS? 152 00:08:05,413 --> 00:08:07,241 I'M GLAD YOU ASKED, JENNIFER. 153 00:08:08,724 --> 00:08:10,896 CHOO-CHOO! 154 00:08:10,965 --> 00:08:14,103 I JUST LOVE CHOO CHOO TRAINS, DON'T YOU? 155 00:08:14,172 --> 00:08:16,793 ALL I DO IS MOVE THE MONEY AROUND. 156 00:08:16,862 --> 00:08:18,586 TAKE IT OUT OF HERE, AND MOVE IT RIGHT OVER HERE. 157 00:08:18,655 --> 00:08:21,586 SO, WHERE DID YOU MOVE THE MONEY OUT OF 158 00:08:21,655 --> 00:08:24,000 TO PAY FOR ALL THIS STUFF? 159 00:08:24,068 --> 00:08:26,103 THE COLOR DEPARTMENT... 160 00:08:27,965 --> 00:08:31,413 AND THE ANIMATION BUDGET. HAD TO SLASH THAT A BIT, TOO. 161 00:08:31,482 --> 00:08:34,344 YEAH, WELL YOU CAN SLASH YOUR GUEST STAR BUDGET, TOO. 162 00:08:34,413 --> 00:08:37,413 THIS SHOW IS A DISASTER. I'M OUTTA HERE. 163 00:08:38,965 --> 00:08:42,034 NOW, NOW, IT'S NOT SO BAD. 164 00:08:42,103 --> 00:08:43,724 I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I'LL DO. 165 00:08:43,793 --> 00:08:45,413 I'LLPLAY HIS PART. 166 00:08:45,482 --> 00:08:49,586 GRRR. I'LL SEE YOU TWO IN HECK. 167 00:08:49,655 --> 00:08:52,068 WHILE WE TRY TO FIX OUR SHOW, 168 00:08:52,137 --> 00:08:55,586 WHY DON'T YOU FIX YOUR EYES ON ACTION LEAGUE NOW! 169 00:08:55,655 --> 00:08:58,103 Announcer: DATELINE: REALLY BIG CARNIVAL, 170 00:08:58,172 --> 00:09:00,413 WHERE THE GREATEST SUPERHEROES IN THE WORLD 171 00:09:00,482 --> 00:09:03,172 CRACK DOWN ON A CROOKED CARNY. 172 00:09:03,241 --> 00:09:06,862 Meltman: WHEEEEE! THIS IS FUN! WHEEEE! 173 00:09:06,931 --> 00:09:09,310 Chief: BLAST IT, MELTMAN, GET OFF THE TILT-A-WHIRL! 174 00:09:09,379 --> 00:09:10,724 WE'RE HERE TO WORK. 175 00:09:10,793 --> 00:09:14,655 EVERYONE, KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED FOR THIS CON ARTIST. 176 00:09:14,724 --> 00:09:17,689 MY STINKY SENSES TELL ME SHE'S NEARBY, CHIEF. 177 00:09:17,758 --> 00:09:19,827 FORTUNE, GET YOUR FORTUNE HERE. 178 00:09:19,896 --> 00:09:23,827 YOU WISH ME TO TELL YOUR FUTURE? 179 00:09:23,896 --> 00:09:26,448 NO, BUT I'LL TELL YOU YOURS. 180 00:09:26,517 --> 00:09:29,586 YOU'RE GOING TO JAIL FOR FRAUD IN THE FIRST DEGREE. 181 00:09:29,655 --> 00:09:34,103 STAY BACK OR I WILL PLACE A CURSE ON YOUR HEAD. 182 00:09:34,172 --> 00:09:36,103 GET REAL, GRIFTER! 183 00:09:36,172 --> 00:09:38,689 FAT-TER. 184 00:09:38,758 --> 00:09:41,344 HA! I'VE HEARD BETTER CURSES IN CHOIR PRACTICE. 185 00:09:41,413 --> 00:09:43,758 NOTHING BAD'S GONNA HAPPEN TO ME. 186 00:09:43,827 --> 00:09:47,034 LOOK AT ME, GUYS! WHEEEEEE! 187 00:09:47,103 --> 00:09:48,379 WHOA-OA-OA!OOMPH! 188 00:09:55,000 --> 00:09:56,379 TODAY'S EPISODE... 189 00:10:00,068 --> 00:10:03,827 WITH A FELONIOUS FORTUNE TELLER BEHIND BARS, 190 00:10:03,896 --> 00:10:06,896 WE FIND OUR HEROES AT ACTION HEADQUARTERS 191 00:10:06,965 --> 00:10:09,586 AWAITING ORDERS FROM THE CHIEF. 192 00:10:09,655 --> 00:10:12,931 [MUNCHING SOUNDS] 193 00:10:13,000 --> 00:10:16,103 UH, CHIEF, HOW ABOUT THOSE ORDERS? 194 00:10:16,172 --> 00:10:17,448 I'LL HAVE 20 BURGERS 195 00:10:17,517 --> 00:10:20,172 AND 6 BUCKETS OF CHICKEN FROM THE HAPPY GOBBLER. 196 00:10:20,241 --> 00:10:22,862 IN THE MEANTIME, I'LL BE IN THE KITCHEN 197 00:10:22,931 --> 00:10:25,896 HELPING MYSELF TO A COFFEE CAN FULL OF BACON FAT. 198 00:10:27,448 --> 00:10:31,241 Meltman: DID YOU GUYS NOTICE ANYTHING STRANGE ABOUT THE CHIEF? 199 00:10:31,310 --> 00:10:33,586 NO. I'M WORRIED. 200 00:10:33,655 --> 00:10:35,689 I THINK HE MAY BE OVEREATING. 201 00:10:35,758 --> 00:10:38,241 WE'D BETTER KEEP AN EYE ON HIM. 202 00:10:38,310 --> 00:10:41,206 Announcer: LATER, AT BIG KITCHEN KITCHEN... 203 00:10:41,275 --> 00:10:43,137 GOLLERS, WHAT A MESS! 204 00:10:43,206 --> 00:10:46,413 CRIKEY! WHERE'S THE CHIEF? 205 00:10:46,482 --> 00:10:47,862 WHOOO-DOGGIE! 206 00:10:47,931 --> 00:10:51,344 I'M AS HUNGRY AS A SKINNY ROACH AT A SMORGASBORD. 207 00:10:51,413 --> 00:10:52,965 WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? 208 00:10:53,034 --> 00:10:57,517 HE NEEDS EXPERT MEDICAL ATTENTION RIGHT AWAY. 209 00:10:57,586 --> 00:11:00,586 Announcer: UNFORTUNATELY, THE ACTION HEALTH PLAN 210 00:11:00,655 --> 00:11:04,137 ONLY COVERS VISITS TO BILL THE LAB GUY. 211 00:11:04,206 --> 00:11:07,275 WHEN DID YOU START FEELING HUNGRY? 212 00:11:07,344 --> 00:11:09,862 HMM, IT WAS AT THAT CARNIVAL 213 00:11:09,931 --> 00:11:13,137 AFTER MADAME SHYSTER PUT THAT CURSE ON ME. 214 00:11:13,206 --> 00:11:15,586 Madame Shyster: FAT-TER. 215 00:11:15,655 --> 00:11:17,896 HMM, INTERESTING, BUT I DON'T SEE ANY CONNECTION. 216 00:11:17,965 --> 00:11:22,448 I DO. HER CURSE IS TURNING THE CHIEF INTO A BLOATED LARD BUCKET. 217 00:11:22,517 --> 00:11:24,103 WE'D BETTER GET THE CHIEF 218 00:11:24,172 --> 00:11:27,413 OVER TO HAMSTER STATE PENITENTIARY BEFORE HE EXPLODES. 219 00:11:27,482 --> 00:11:29,689 YEAH! WE CAN GRAB SOME HOAGIES ON THE WAY. 220 00:11:29,758 --> 00:11:32,103 [ALL STRUGGLING] 221 00:11:32,172 --> 00:11:33,724 Chief: ♪ 88 PIZZAS WITH CHEESE ON THE WALL ♪ 222 00:11:33,793 --> 00:11:35,758 ♪ 88 PIZZAS WITH CHEESE... ♪ 223 00:11:35,827 --> 00:11:38,724 AT THIS RATE WE'LL NEVER GET HIM TO MADAME SHYSTER'S. 224 00:11:38,793 --> 00:11:41,655 COME ON, FLESH. PUT YOUR BACK INTO IT. 225 00:11:41,724 --> 00:11:43,482 OKEY-DOKEY. 226 00:11:45,413 --> 00:11:47,379 AHHHHHHHHHHH! 227 00:11:47,448 --> 00:11:48,965 OW! OOOH! 228 00:11:49,034 --> 00:11:51,551 BLIMEY! HE'S HEADED RIGHT TOWARD THE PRISON! 229 00:11:51,620 --> 00:11:55,172 YOU WILL SOON MEET A MYSTERIOUS HANDSOME STRANGER 230 00:11:55,241 --> 00:11:57,000 WHO WILL FLATTER YOU-- 231 00:11:57,068 --> 00:11:59,275 OR DOES THAT SAY "FLATTEN"? 232 00:11:59,344 --> 00:12:00,965 AH! AHHHH! 233 00:12:04,310 --> 00:12:07,413 GOOD WORK, TEAM. NOW WHERE'S THAT FORTUNE TELLER? 234 00:12:07,482 --> 00:12:09,931 OH. BAD NEWS, CHIEF. 235 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:11,000 HUH? 236 00:12:11,068 --> 00:12:12,896 I GUESS SHE HAD A SHORT LIFELINE. 237 00:12:12,965 --> 00:12:14,689 YOU IMBECILES! 238 00:12:14,758 --> 00:12:17,310 SHE WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO COULD REMOVE THE CURSE! 239 00:12:17,379 --> 00:12:19,758 NO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O! 240 00:12:19,827 --> 00:12:21,103 I'M HUNGRY. 241 00:12:21,172 --> 00:12:24,758 Announcer: WILL THE CHIEF COME TO AN EXPLOSIVE END? 242 00:12:24,827 --> 00:12:27,448 WILL HE LEAVE ANY FOOD FOR THE REST OF US? 243 00:12:27,517 --> 00:12:31,068 FIND OUT IN THE ACTION-ENGORGED CONCLUSION OF... 244 00:12:34,344 --> 00:12:38,137 HEY, KABLAMOIDS, KEEP YOUR HEINER IN THE RECLINER. 245 00:12:38,206 --> 00:12:39,827 STILL TO COME... 246 00:12:39,896 --> 00:12:42,000 DAVE, SON OF HERCULES, 247 00:12:42,068 --> 00:12:45,344 AND WHEN WE RETURN, MORE ACTION LEAGUE NOW! 248 00:12:45,413 --> 00:12:46,379 RIGHT HERE ON... 249 00:12:55,241 --> 00:12:57,827 Announcer: THE CHIEF FILLS OUT. 250 00:12:57,896 --> 00:13:00,689 A FORTUNE TELLER CHECKS OUT. 251 00:13:00,758 --> 00:13:03,103 WHY? TOO MUCH TAKE OUT. 252 00:13:05,310 --> 00:13:07,034 WHAT'S THE PROGNOSIS, BILL? 253 00:13:07,103 --> 00:13:11,413 IN LAYMAN'S TERMS, HE'S GONNA BUST OPEN LIKE A ROTTEN PIñATA. 254 00:13:11,482 --> 00:13:14,068 IF YOU MORONS HADN'T FLATTENED THAT FORTUNE TELLER 255 00:13:14,137 --> 00:13:16,344 I'D BE BACK TO NORMAL BY NOW! 256 00:13:16,413 --> 00:13:19,655 IT'S FLESH'S FAULT. HE'S THE ONE WHO PUSHED YOU DOWN THE STAIRS. 257 00:13:19,724 --> 00:13:21,758 NUH-UH.BUT YOU SHOVED HIM. 258 00:13:21,827 --> 00:13:23,689 NO, YOUSHOVED HIM. 259 00:13:23,758 --> 00:13:25,206 OH, YEAH? YEAH! 260 00:13:26,344 --> 00:13:28,413 [LOUD PUNCHING SOUNDS] 261 00:13:37,344 --> 00:13:39,068 OOPSIES. 262 00:13:39,137 --> 00:13:42,068 MAN, WHAT A RELIEF! 263 00:13:42,137 --> 00:13:43,724 THE CHIEF'S BACK.ALL RIGHT! 264 00:13:43,793 --> 00:13:45,413 THANK GOODNESS.HOORAY FOR CHIEFY! 265 00:13:45,482 --> 00:13:49,241 GOOD WORK, PEOPLE. THERE MUST BE SOME WAY I CAN REPAY YOU GUYS. 266 00:13:49,310 --> 00:13:50,551 HOW ABOUT LUNCH? 267 00:13:52,206 --> 00:13:53,586 WHAT? 268 00:13:53,655 --> 00:13:55,068 Announcer: THE END. 269 00:14:02,758 --> 00:14:06,103 WELCOME BACK TO THE SMOKING RUBBLE OF WHAT USED TO BE KABLAM! 270 00:14:06,172 --> 00:14:08,241 THANKS TO HENRY, WE'VE BLOWN OUR BUDGET 271 00:14:08,310 --> 00:14:10,206 ON WHOOP-DEE-DOO SPECIAL EFFECTS 272 00:14:10,275 --> 00:14:12,862 AND NOW THIS IS THE ONLY ANIMATION WE CAN AFFORD. 273 00:14:12,931 --> 00:14:14,310 ARE YOU HAPPY, HENRY? 274 00:14:14,379 --> 00:14:17,275 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? THIS IS CUTTING EDGE. 275 00:14:17,344 --> 00:14:18,896 IT'S A BREAKTHROUGH BRAND OF ANIMATION 276 00:14:18,965 --> 00:14:20,689 CALLED STICKAMATION. 277 00:14:20,758 --> 00:14:24,034 HENRY, WAKE UP AND SMELL THE ARTIFICIAL FLAVOR. 278 00:14:24,103 --> 00:14:28,137 WE ARE PAPER CUTOUTS GLUED TO PIECES OF WOOD. 279 00:14:28,206 --> 00:14:30,793 WE'RE PAPER CUTOUTS GLUED TO PIECES OF WOOD 280 00:14:30,862 --> 00:14:32,551 SAVING THE WORLD FROM EVIL NINJAS. 281 00:14:37,241 --> 00:14:39,241 HI-YA! OOH! AH! 282 00:14:39,310 --> 00:14:42,793 COME ON, JUNE. IT'S KABLAMAGANZA TIME. 283 00:14:42,862 --> 00:14:44,793 HI-YA! AHHH! 284 00:14:44,862 --> 00:14:46,827 OH, PLEASE. 285 00:14:46,896 --> 00:14:49,655 FOO! FOO! FOO! FOO! FOO! FOO! 286 00:14:49,724 --> 00:14:54,034 HI-YA. BRING IT ON, YOU LITTLE NAMBY PAMBYS. 287 00:14:54,103 --> 00:14:56,068 I KICKED YOUR STINKIN' IWO JIMA, 288 00:14:56,137 --> 00:14:57,793 AND I'LL KICK IT NOW. 289 00:14:57,862 --> 00:14:59,758 [ALL SHOUTING] 290 00:15:07,000 --> 00:15:08,068 WELCOME BACK, KABLAMMERS. 291 00:15:08,137 --> 00:15:09,896 HENRY AND I MAY HAVE BUSTED OUR BUDGET, 292 00:15:09,965 --> 00:15:12,448 BUT YOU'LL BUST A GUT WATCHING THE WORLD PREMIERE OF 293 00:15:12,517 --> 00:15:13,758 DAVE, SON OF HERCULES. 294 00:15:28,655 --> 00:15:34,103 [BAND PLAYING OFF-KEY] 295 00:15:34,172 --> 00:15:35,862 [PLAYING LOUDLY] 296 00:15:39,931 --> 00:15:42,793 MOVE IT, YOU CLAY-BOUND MORTALS! 297 00:15:42,862 --> 00:15:44,379 MY SON AWAITS ME! 298 00:15:44,448 --> 00:15:46,000 [HONKING AND YELLING] 299 00:15:48,241 --> 00:15:51,068 [MUSIC CONTINUES] 300 00:15:51,137 --> 00:15:52,965 [CRASH!] 301 00:15:55,103 --> 00:15:56,655 [HORSES WHINNY] 302 00:16:03,689 --> 00:16:05,310 [HONKING] 303 00:16:05,379 --> 00:16:07,586 HEY, NO GREEK COINS ALLOWED, PAL. 304 00:16:07,655 --> 00:16:10,034 BUT I AM HERCULES! 305 00:16:12,103 --> 00:16:13,724 PAH! 306 00:16:13,793 --> 00:16:15,000 [MUSIC CONTINUES] 307 00:16:17,655 --> 00:16:19,586 [CRASH!] 308 00:16:19,655 --> 00:16:21,482 [CHEERING] 309 00:16:27,172 --> 00:16:28,206 [WHINNYING] 310 00:16:35,241 --> 00:16:37,275 DAD, ARE YOU OK? 311 00:16:37,344 --> 00:16:39,448 HERCULES HAS FAILED YOU, SON. 312 00:16:39,517 --> 00:16:43,068 AS PENANCE, I WILL PLUCK OUT MY LEFT EYE. 313 00:16:43,137 --> 00:16:45,344 DON'T GET ALL DRAMATIC, DAD. 314 00:16:45,413 --> 00:16:47,275 I KNOW YOU TRIED TO MAKE THE CONCERT. 315 00:16:47,344 --> 00:16:49,965 I SHOULD HAVE BEEN THERE! 316 00:16:50,034 --> 00:16:52,482 MAYBE IT'S JUST AS WELL. 317 00:16:52,551 --> 00:16:55,206 YOU REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED WHEN YOU CAME TO MY SOCCER GAME. 318 00:16:55,275 --> 00:16:58,482 COACH GRISWOLD STILL HAS TO EAT THROUGH A STRAW. 319 00:16:58,551 --> 00:17:01,586 I HAVE PROVEN MYSELF UNWORTHY AS A PARENT. 320 00:17:01,655 --> 00:17:04,413 I MUST CONSULT WITH THE GODS. 321 00:17:04,482 --> 00:17:07,482 OH, NO, NOT THE GODS. 322 00:17:10,758 --> 00:17:14,137 ALL POWERFUL GODS, I BESEECH YOU. 323 00:17:14,206 --> 00:17:18,137 I HAVE FAILED MY SON, THE ISSUE OF MY LOINS. 324 00:17:18,206 --> 00:17:21,206 WHAT SHALL I DO?! 325 00:17:21,275 --> 00:17:24,448 LET ME GET MY MANAGER, SIR. 326 00:17:24,517 --> 00:17:28,724 MR. DUKAKIS, IT'S THAT CHARIOT GUY AGAIN. 327 00:17:28,793 --> 00:17:31,965 YES, MY FRIEND. SO YOU'RE HAVING TROUBLE WITH THE KID, HUH? 328 00:17:32,034 --> 00:17:34,000 HERE'S WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO. 329 00:17:34,068 --> 00:17:37,034 FIRST YOU HAVE TO SPEND UP THE QUALITY TIME WITH HIM. 330 00:17:37,103 --> 00:17:38,448 GIVE IT A TRY, OK? 331 00:17:38,517 --> 00:17:41,758 QUALITY TIME? OF COURSE! 332 00:17:41,827 --> 00:17:44,724 THANK YOU, ALL-SEEING ONE. 333 00:17:44,793 --> 00:17:48,793 AND WHILE I'M HERE, LET ME GET 2 SUPER COMBOS, DOUBLE FETA. 334 00:17:48,862 --> 00:17:51,275 YOU--YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT, TOO? 335 00:17:51,344 --> 00:17:53,655 [HEAVENLY MUSIC PLAYS] 336 00:17:53,724 --> 00:17:56,482 THE GODS ALWAYS KNOW! 337 00:18:02,137 --> 00:18:04,896 Hercules: DMITRI ALAPOPOPOLOUS! 338 00:18:06,724 --> 00:18:09,586 DAD, IT'S DAVE. 339 00:18:11,034 --> 00:18:13,689 WIPE THE SLEEP FROM YOUR EYES, SON. 340 00:18:13,758 --> 00:18:17,551 THE GODS HAVE WILLED US TO SPEND QUALITY TIME TOGETHER. 341 00:18:17,620 --> 00:18:20,586 IT'S 5 IN THE MORNING. 342 00:18:20,655 --> 00:18:21,965 SWIFTLY, SON. 343 00:18:22,034 --> 00:18:25,275 I HAVE MANY ADVENTURES PLANNED FOR US THIS DAY. 344 00:18:25,344 --> 00:18:28,000 AW, MAN. SOMEONE'S GONNA GET KILLED. 345 00:18:29,655 --> 00:18:32,344 NOW WE ARE HAVING THE QUALITY TIME, EH, SON? 346 00:18:34,965 --> 00:18:37,862 AHH. CONTESTS OF CUNNING AND GUILE. 347 00:18:37,931 --> 00:18:41,482 GO AHEAD, DAD. I WANNA TRY ONE OF THOSE RIDES. 348 00:18:52,517 --> 00:18:54,931 PAH! THIS GAME IS A SHAM! 349 00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:58,103 YOU SHALL TASTE MY SWORD! 350 00:18:58,172 --> 00:18:59,862 Dave: WHOA-OH! 351 00:18:59,931 --> 00:19:01,758 [ALL SCREAMING] 352 00:19:03,724 --> 00:19:05,137 HOLD ON, SON! 353 00:19:06,172 --> 00:19:07,827 OH, NO! 354 00:19:10,241 --> 00:19:11,517 SERPENT! 355 00:19:12,965 --> 00:19:15,724 EAT COLD GRECIAN STEEL! YAH! 356 00:19:24,517 --> 00:19:27,172 I'M SORRY, SON. 357 00:19:27,241 --> 00:19:29,896 I GUESS WHEN HERCULES SEES A SERPENT, 358 00:19:29,965 --> 00:19:32,379 IT'S SLAY FIRST, ASK QUESTIONS LATER. 359 00:19:32,448 --> 00:19:36,965 WHATEVER. JUST TRY NOT TO KILL ANYONE HERE, OK? 360 00:19:37,034 --> 00:19:43,551 DON'T WORRY. FROM NOW ON NOTHING BUT QUALITY TIME. 361 00:19:44,724 --> 00:19:45,758 [TWEET] 362 00:19:47,241 --> 00:19:49,172 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 363 00:19:49,241 --> 00:19:53,448 THE MARCHING TROJANS! 364 00:19:55,482 --> 00:19:58,862 BY ZEUS! THE TROJAN ARMY! 365 00:19:58,931 --> 00:20:00,137 DAD, NO! 366 00:20:00,206 --> 00:20:01,758 FEAR NOT, SON. HA HA. 367 00:20:01,827 --> 00:20:04,482 THEY'RE NO MATCH FOR HERCULES! 368 00:20:33,758 --> 00:20:37,344 OK, SAMSON, ON YOUR FEET. YOUR KID BAILED YOU OUT. 369 00:20:37,413 --> 00:20:41,517 SON, I HAVE FAILED YOU AGAIN. 370 00:20:41,586 --> 00:20:45,206 IN PENANCE I SHALL PLUCK OUT MY LIVER! 371 00:20:45,275 --> 00:20:47,586 THAT'S NOT GONNA HELP ANYTHING, DAD. 372 00:20:49,068 --> 00:20:51,137 I'M SORRY, SON. 373 00:20:51,206 --> 00:20:53,793 ALL I WANTED WAS FOR US TO EAT 374 00:20:53,862 --> 00:20:55,827 THE SWEET NECTAR OF QUALITY TIME. 375 00:20:57,379 --> 00:21:01,758 INSTEAD I HAVE BROUGHT SCORN UPON OUR HEADS. 376 00:21:05,448 --> 00:21:07,758 ACTUALLY, TODAY WAS KIND OF FUN. 377 00:21:07,827 --> 00:21:09,344 IT WAS? 378 00:21:09,413 --> 00:21:13,172 YEAH. I MEAN, YOU REALLY SHOWED THOSE TROJANS 379 00:21:13,241 --> 00:21:17,689 AND THAT SERPENT? HA! YOU TOOK HIM DOWN BIG TIME. 380 00:21:17,758 --> 00:21:21,172 YOU KNOW, THIS WILL ALL PROBABLY BE 381 00:21:21,241 --> 00:21:25,068 REALLY GOOD TRAINING FOR ME WHEN I'M A DEMIGOD SOMEDAY. 382 00:21:25,137 --> 00:21:29,724 MY HEART IS FULL. MORE QUALITY TIME! 383 00:21:29,793 --> 00:21:32,137 LET US GO OUT AND SLAUGHTER A COW! 384 00:21:32,206 --> 00:21:35,482 UH, DAD, I HAVE A BETTER IDEA. 385 00:21:42,655 --> 00:21:43,137 GOOD THROWING, DMITRI ALAPO-- 386 00:21:44,965 --> 00:21:45,586 I MEAN DAVE. 387 00:21:46,724 --> 00:21:48,172 NOW LET HERCULES GIVE IT A TRY. 388 00:21:58,896 --> 00:22:01,551 NICE ONE, DAD. 389 00:22:01,620 --> 00:22:06,034 HA HA HA HA HA. NOW THISIS QUALITY TIME, EH, SON? 390 00:22:06,103 --> 00:22:09,965 YEP, AND YOU SEE, NOBODY HAS TO GET HURT. 391 00:22:10,034 --> 00:22:12,413 THESE GAMES ARE GIVING ME AN APPETITE. 392 00:22:12,482 --> 00:22:14,517 HOW ABOUT A SUPER COMBO? 393 00:22:14,586 --> 00:22:15,965 DOUBLE FETA? 394 00:22:16,034 --> 00:22:19,241 HA HA HA. A CHIP OFF THE OLD BLOCK. 395 00:22:19,310 --> 00:22:20,551 HA HA HA HA HA. 396 00:22:33,103 --> 00:22:34,172 [ALARM SOUNDS] 397 00:22:34,241 --> 00:22:35,620 [SCREAMS] 398 00:22:44,103 --> 00:22:47,379 WE'RE BACK... BUT JUST BARELY. 399 00:22:47,448 --> 00:22:49,689 WOW, IT FEELS GOOD NOT TO HAVE 400 00:22:49,758 --> 00:22:51,344 A POPSICLE STICK BACK THERE ANYMORE. 401 00:22:51,413 --> 00:22:52,758 HIAWATHA! 402 00:22:54,068 --> 00:22:55,862 WHAT'S WRONG, HENRY? 403 00:22:55,931 --> 00:22:57,862 WE PROMISED OUR AUDIENCE A KABLAMAGANZA 404 00:22:57,931 --> 00:22:59,896 AND THIS IS WHAT THEY GET? 405 00:22:59,965 --> 00:23:03,172 SORRY, FOLKS. IF YOU WANT TO CHANGE TO ANOTHER CHANNEL, 406 00:23:03,241 --> 00:23:05,896 LET ME GIVE YOU A HAND. 407 00:23:05,965 --> 00:23:09,000 WAIT JUST UNO SECUNDO THERE, HENRY. 408 00:23:09,068 --> 00:23:10,655 MAYBE WE'VE BEEN GOING ABOUT 409 00:23:10,724 --> 00:23:12,896 THIS KABLAMAGANZA THING ALL WRONG. 410 00:23:12,965 --> 00:23:14,551 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 411 00:23:14,620 --> 00:23:16,793 WHAT IF INSTEAD OF ACTION 412 00:23:16,862 --> 00:23:19,793 PEOPLE REALLY WANT INTERACTION? 413 00:23:19,862 --> 00:23:22,448 JUST THE TWO OF US TALKING TO THEM 414 00:23:22,517 --> 00:23:25,551 LIKE, YOU KNOW, FRIENDS. 415 00:23:25,620 --> 00:23:27,000 YEAH! 416 00:23:31,241 --> 00:23:33,655 WOW, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 417 00:23:33,724 --> 00:23:35,482 I THOUGHT WE WERE ALL OUT OF MONEY. 418 00:23:35,551 --> 00:23:36,793 WE ARE, HECTOR. 419 00:23:36,862 --> 00:23:39,689 I PAID FOR ALL OF THIS OUT OF MY OWN POCKET. 420 00:23:39,758 --> 00:23:42,068 IT WASN'T CHEAP. NO, MA'AM. 421 00:23:42,137 --> 00:23:43,862 THAT'S INCREDIBLE! 422 00:23:43,931 --> 00:23:45,413 IS IT BECAUSE YOU WANTED TO REWARD US 423 00:23:45,482 --> 00:23:47,034 FOR LEARNING A VALUABLE LESSON 424 00:23:47,103 --> 00:23:49,310 ABOUT WHAT PEOPLE REALLY WANT FROM THEIR TV? 425 00:23:49,379 --> 00:23:51,655 NO... 426 00:23:51,724 --> 00:23:54,758 IT'S BECAUSE I LOVE CHOO CHOO TRAINS. 427 00:23:54,827 --> 00:23:57,310 CHOO-CHOO! 428 00:24:00,275 --> 00:24:01,827 UGH. YOU GOTTA ADMIT, JUNE. 429 00:24:01,896 --> 00:24:03,103 THAT WAS ACTION. 430 00:24:03,172 --> 00:24:06,379 YEP. A REAL KABLAMA--OH! 431 00:24:06,448 --> 00:24:07,758 GANZA. 432 00:24:07,827 --> 00:24:10,551 WELL, KABLAMMERS, WE'LL SEE YA WHEN WE SEE YA. 433 00:24:12,310 --> 00:24:14,241 JOIN US AGAIN NEXT TIME. 434 00:24:14,310 --> 00:24:18,344 SAME KABLAM!TIME, SAME KABLAM!NETWORK. 435 00:24:18,413 --> 00:24:20,344 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY NICKELODEON 436 00:24:20,413 --> 00:24:22,862 AND THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION 437 00:24:22,931 --> 00:24:25,241 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org--