1 00:00:01,793 --> 00:00:03,758 WAKE UP THE MASSES! 2 00:00:03,758 --> 00:00:06,758 ASSUME THE CRASH POSITION. 3 00:00:06,758 --> 00:00:08,758 HOLD ON TIGHT! 4 00:00:08,758 --> 00:00:11,275 TAKE A DEEP BREATH... 5 00:00:11,275 --> 00:00:14,000 FOR A CARTOON CRAMA-GANZA! 6 00:00:25,758 --> 00:00:27,758 IIIIIT'S... 7 00:00:27,758 --> 00:00:29,758 KABLAM! 8 00:00:29,758 --> 00:00:32,275 WHERE CARTOONS AND COMICS COLLIDE. 9 00:00:32,275 --> 00:00:35,275 NOW TO TAKE YOU INSIDE AND TURN THE PAGES, 10 00:00:35,275 --> 00:00:38,310 HERE ARE YOUR HOSTS, HENRY AND JUNE. 11 00:00:38,310 --> 00:00:41,344 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY NICKELODEON AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION 12 00:00:47,793 --> 00:00:50,275 WELCOME TO KABLAM!, CARTOON CONNOISSEURS. 13 00:00:50,275 --> 00:00:51,275 I'M HENRY. 14 00:00:51,275 --> 00:00:54,517 THAT WOULD MAKE ME...JUNE. 15 00:00:54,517 --> 00:00:56,793 AND THIS LITTLE MIRACLE OF TECHNOLOGY 16 00:00:56,793 --> 00:00:59,413 IS THE KABLAM! INSTANT RESPONSE METER. 17 00:00:59,413 --> 00:01:01,793 IT SHOWS US WHAT YOU AT HOME 18 00:01:01,793 --> 00:01:03,344 LIKE AND DON'T LIKE ABOUT KABLAM!... 19 00:01:03,344 --> 00:01:04,724 INSTANTLY. 20 00:01:04,724 --> 00:01:08,000 IT'S JUST ANOTHER WAY WE CAN BETTER SERVE YOU, 21 00:01:08,000 --> 00:01:09,413 THE KA-VIEWER. 22 00:01:09,413 --> 00:01:11,241 WHAT SAY WE TURN THIS BABY ON? 23 00:01:11,241 --> 00:01:16,000 Henry: JUNE'S GOT A POPULARITY RATING OF...6! 24 00:01:16,000 --> 00:01:18,275 NOT TOO SHABBY, MY FRIEND. 25 00:01:18,275 --> 00:01:19,758 NOW IT'S MY TURN. 26 00:01:22,448 --> 00:01:23,931 June: WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW? 27 00:01:23,931 --> 00:01:26,310 HENRY'S JUST AS POPULAR AS I AM. 28 00:01:26,310 --> 00:01:30,862 WHOA, NELLY. WE'RE MORE POPULAR TOGETHER 29 00:01:30,862 --> 00:01:32,275 THAN WE ARE ALONE. 30 00:01:32,275 --> 00:01:34,793 WOW, A 7! 31 00:01:34,793 --> 00:01:37,517 I'LL BET NOT EVEN SABRINA, THE TEENAGE WITCH GETS THAT. 32 00:01:37,517 --> 00:01:39,241 [TOILET FLUSHES] 33 00:01:42,137 --> 00:01:44,758 [BELL RINGS AND SIREN WAILS] 34 00:01:53,793 --> 00:01:58,241 WHILE WE DO OUR BEST TO FIX THIS OBVIOUSLY BROKEN METER, 35 00:01:58,241 --> 00:02:01,793 WHY DON'T YOU DO YOUR BEST TO WATCH THIS CARTOON. 36 00:02:01,793 --> 00:02:03,931 DATELINE: SIDE POCKET STADIUM, 37 00:02:03,931 --> 00:02:07,103 AS NFL PLAYERS PRACTICE FOR THE UPCOMING PRO BOWL, 38 00:02:07,103 --> 00:02:09,103 COACH BILL COWHER FIELDS A REQUEST 39 00:02:09,103 --> 00:02:11,896 FROM A QUESTIONABLE QUARTERBACK. 40 00:02:11,896 --> 00:02:13,896 OH, PLEASE LET ME PLAY, COACH. 41 00:02:13,896 --> 00:02:16,275 PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE! 42 00:02:16,275 --> 00:02:17,517 BUT YOU'RE THE MAYOR. 43 00:02:17,517 --> 00:02:19,758 WHY WOULD YOU WANNA PLAY PRO FOOTBALL? 44 00:02:19,758 --> 00:02:22,000 FOR THE FAME, YOU NITWIT. 45 00:02:22,000 --> 00:02:25,793 LOOK. I'VE ALREADY GOT MY OWN TOUCHDOWN DANCE. 46 00:02:25,793 --> 00:02:28,689 OOGA-CHUGGA. OOGA, OOGA, OOGA-CHUGGA. 47 00:02:28,689 --> 00:02:30,517 TAKE A HIKE, YOU CLOWN. 48 00:02:30,517 --> 00:02:32,586 I'VE ALREADY GOT ALL THE TOP QUARTERBACKS HERE. 49 00:02:32,586 --> 00:02:33,758 TOO MANY OF THEM, IN FACT. 50 00:02:33,758 --> 00:02:35,137 WHY DO I NEED YOU? 51 00:02:35,137 --> 00:02:38,068 TOO MANY QUARTERBACKS, AY? 52 00:02:38,068 --> 00:02:40,724 THAT IS A PROBLEM. 53 00:02:40,724 --> 00:02:44,137 WOULDN'T YOU AGREE, TROY AIKMAN? 54 00:02:44,137 --> 00:02:46,827 WHOA! 55 00:02:46,827 --> 00:02:48,172 [BEEP BEEP] 56 00:02:48,172 --> 00:02:50,310 OW! 57 00:02:50,310 --> 00:02:54,758 HA HA! THAT'S WHAT I CALL A GOOD GROUND GAME. 58 00:02:59,034 --> 00:03:02,793 TODAY'S EPISODE... 59 00:03:02,793 --> 00:03:06,206 WE FIND OUR HEROES AT ACTION HEADQUARTERS, 60 00:03:06,206 --> 00:03:08,068 GETTING BRIEFED BY THE CHIEF. 61 00:03:08,068 --> 00:03:10,379 BLAST IT! SOME NUT JOB OUT THERE 62 00:03:10,379 --> 00:03:12,758 IS GUNNING FOR THE NFL'S TOP QUARTERBACKS. 63 00:03:12,758 --> 00:03:14,413 WE'VE GOT TO PROTECT THEM. 64 00:03:14,413 --> 00:03:16,344 THINK YOU MORONS CAN HANDLE IT? 65 00:03:16,344 --> 00:03:17,793 DON'T WORRY, CHIEF. 66 00:03:17,793 --> 00:03:21,620 WE'LL BE THE BEST "D" THOSE QBs HAVE EVER SEEN. 67 00:03:21,620 --> 00:03:23,758 Stinky: GOOD ONE, MELTY. 68 00:03:26,103 --> 00:03:28,793 AND SO THE LEAGUE KICKS OFF A CAMPAIGN 69 00:03:28,793 --> 00:03:33,379 TO PROTECT TOP PROS LIKE BRETT FAVRE. 70 00:03:33,379 --> 00:03:35,965 MR. FAVOR? I'M THE FLESH, 71 00:03:35,965 --> 00:03:38,482 AND I'M NEVER LETTING YOU OUT OF MY SIGHT. 72 00:03:38,482 --> 00:03:40,275 TO BE HONEST, SON, I WISH YOU WOULD, 73 00:03:40,275 --> 00:03:41,827 SEEING HOW YOU'RE AS NAKED AS A JAYBIRD. 74 00:03:41,827 --> 00:03:43,724 PUT A TOWEL ON. YOU'RE FREAKING ME OUT. 75 00:03:43,724 --> 00:03:44,758 OK! 76 00:03:46,275 --> 00:03:48,241 WHEW. TIME TO DO SOME CRUNCHES. 77 00:03:50,172 --> 00:03:54,241 CRUNCHES! GREAT IDEA, BRETT BABY. 78 00:03:54,241 --> 00:03:55,241 AHHHH! 79 00:03:56,586 --> 00:03:58,206 AND ACTION. 80 00:03:58,206 --> 00:04:00,206 THIS IS KORDELL STEWART REMINDING YOU 81 00:04:00,206 --> 00:04:02,517 THAT IF IT DOESN'T SAY "HEAVY HITTER," 82 00:04:02,517 --> 00:04:03,655 IT'S NOT A HEAVY HITTER. 83 00:04:03,655 --> 00:04:06,448 CUT! OK, KORDELL. LET'S TRY IT AGAIN. 84 00:04:06,448 --> 00:04:08,724 I HAVE A SUGGESTION. PUNCH "HEAVY" MORE. 85 00:04:08,724 --> 00:04:10,862 AND RAMP UP THE ENERGY 10% OVERALL. 86 00:04:10,862 --> 00:04:12,965 DON'T LISTEN TO HER TWADDLE, KORDELL. 87 00:04:12,965 --> 00:04:14,758 SHE'S NOT THE DIRECTOR. 88 00:04:14,758 --> 00:04:16,862 SHE'S SUPPOSED TO BE A BODYGUARD. 89 00:04:16,862 --> 00:04:18,758 DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO. 90 00:04:18,758 --> 00:04:20,620 SOMEBODY HAS TO, YOU BUTT-INSKI. 91 00:04:20,620 --> 00:04:21,758 BUTT-INSKI?! 92 00:04:21,758 --> 00:04:23,758 HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH. 93 00:04:23,758 --> 00:04:24,758 OOOOH! 94 00:04:24,758 --> 00:04:25,758 HMMMM. 95 00:04:25,758 --> 00:04:28,034 MAKEUP! 96 00:04:28,034 --> 00:04:29,689 AND THAT, JOHN, MY FRIEND, 97 00:04:29,689 --> 00:04:32,758 IS HOW I WON MY THIRD GRADE FLAG FOOTBALL CHAMPIONSHIP. 98 00:04:32,758 --> 00:04:34,448 AND IN FOURTH GRADE-- 99 00:04:34,448 --> 00:04:36,344 UH, COULD WE TALK ABOUT THIS LATER, MELTMAN? 100 00:04:36,344 --> 00:04:38,620 I NEED TO GET IN THE WHIRLPOOL. 101 00:04:38,620 --> 00:04:40,310 I'M FEELING A LITTLE STIFF. 102 00:04:40,310 --> 00:04:44,965 NO PROBLEM, JOHNNY. WE PROS GOTTA STAY IN PEAK PHYSICAL CONDITION. 103 00:04:44,965 --> 00:04:48,103 [WHISTLING] 104 00:04:48,103 --> 00:04:50,758 HA HA! THIS WILL CAUSE A STIR. 105 00:04:52,758 --> 00:04:55,241 AHHHHHH! 106 00:04:55,241 --> 00:04:56,793 WORK THROUGH THE PAIN, JOHNNY. 107 00:04:56,793 --> 00:05:00,000 NOTHING LIKE A WHIRLPOOL TO LOOSEN YOU RIGHT UP. 108 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:02,689 MAYBE THAT'S A LITTLE TOO LOOSE. 109 00:05:03,758 --> 00:05:05,275 MEANWHILE... 110 00:05:05,275 --> 00:05:06,931 QUIT BUGGING ME, YOU DING-DONG. 111 00:05:06,931 --> 00:05:10,379 WHAT PART OF "YOU'RE NOT PLAYING" DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND? 112 00:05:10,379 --> 00:05:13,275 THE "YOU'RE NOT PLAYING" PART! 113 00:05:13,275 --> 00:05:14,931 AS THE BIG DAY ARRIVES, 114 00:05:14,931 --> 00:05:19,758 OUR BIG IDIOTS ARRIVE AT A STANDING ROOM ONLY STADIUM. 115 00:05:19,758 --> 00:05:23,793 WHOO-EEE, AM I GLAD TO SEE YOU GUYS. 116 00:05:23,793 --> 00:05:27,310 I WAS WORRIED ELWAY, FAVRE, AND STEWART WEREN'T GONNA MAKE IT. 117 00:05:27,310 --> 00:05:29,000 YOU WORRY TOO MUCH, CHIEF. 118 00:05:29,000 --> 00:05:30,689 YEAH, THEY'RE ALL HERE. 119 00:05:30,689 --> 00:05:32,034 HOLD STILL, MR. STEWART. 120 00:05:32,034 --> 00:05:34,275 THAT'S FAVRE'S ARM, YOU POINDEXTER! 121 00:05:34,275 --> 00:05:36,517 WHERE DID YOU GO TO MED SCHOOL, DUMB GUY STATE? 122 00:05:36,517 --> 00:05:39,137 MEANWHILE, HIGH ABOVE THE STADIUM, 123 00:05:39,137 --> 00:05:43,482 A POOR SPORT PREPARES FOR SUDDEN DEATH OVERTIME. 124 00:05:43,482 --> 00:05:46,241 HA HA. IF I DON'T GET TO PLAY, 125 00:05:46,241 --> 00:05:48,275 NO ONE WILL! 126 00:05:48,275 --> 00:05:52,241 IS THE PRO BOWL ABOUT TO BECOME THE OH, NO BOWL? 127 00:05:52,241 --> 00:05:55,896 ARE BOTH LEAGUES BOUND FOR THE INJURED RESERVE? 128 00:05:55,896 --> 00:05:58,965 STAY TUNED FOR THE FINAL QUARTER OF... 129 00:06:02,206 --> 00:06:04,551 YOU'RE WATCHING.... 130 00:06:04,551 --> 00:06:07,793 HOME OF MR. FOOT. 131 00:06:07,793 --> 00:06:11,310 HERE AT KABLAM!, WE'RE DEDICATED TO GIVING YOU WHAT YOU WANT. 132 00:06:11,310 --> 00:06:14,275 [DISGUSTEDLY] ESPECIALLY WHEN THE NETWORK TELLS US TO. 133 00:06:14,275 --> 00:06:16,689 SO, WITHOUT FURTHER ADO... 134 00:06:16,689 --> 00:06:18,241 Announcer: KABLAM!PRESENTS... 135 00:06:21,275 --> 00:06:23,068 IT'S MORNING AT MR. FOOT'S HOUSE, 136 00:06:23,068 --> 00:06:26,172 AND WHERE DOES A 2-TON SASQUATCH SLEEP? 137 00:06:26,172 --> 00:06:27,896 ANYWHERE HE WANTS. 138 00:06:27,896 --> 00:06:29,551 BEFORE HEADING OFF TO WORK, 139 00:06:29,551 --> 00:06:34,931 MR. FOOT INDULGES IN HIS PASSION FOR THE ROCK AND ROLL. 140 00:06:34,931 --> 00:06:36,931 THEN IT'S ANOTHER BUSY, BUSY DAY 141 00:06:36,931 --> 00:06:40,758 ON THE SET OF BASIC CABLE'S HOTTEST SHOW, 142 00:06:42,551 --> 00:06:45,689 AND BEFORE HE KNOWS IT, THE DAY IS DONE. 143 00:06:45,689 --> 00:06:47,965 TIME TO PUNCH OUT AND HEAD HOME. 144 00:06:47,965 --> 00:06:49,965 WHO KNOWS WHAT TOMORROW MAY BRING 145 00:06:49,965 --> 00:06:53,793 FOR ONE OF COMEDY'S BRIGHTEST YOUNG STARS. 146 00:06:53,793 --> 00:06:55,103 [BELLS AND SIRENS] 147 00:06:55,103 --> 00:06:57,931 ARE YOU PEOPLE YANKING MY CARTOON CHAIN? 148 00:06:57,931 --> 00:06:59,413 YOU ACTUALLY LIKED THAT?! 149 00:06:59,413 --> 00:07:00,827 [BELLS AND SIRENS CONTINUE] 150 00:07:00,827 --> 00:07:02,275 [BOOM] 151 00:07:02,275 --> 00:07:04,551 HOPE YOU LIKE THIS JUST AS MUCH. 152 00:07:04,551 --> 00:07:07,172 IT'S PROMETHEUS AND BOB. 153 00:07:07,172 --> 00:07:08,689 Narrator: 900,000 YEARS AGO, 154 00:07:08,689 --> 00:07:10,448 AN ALIEN VIDEOTAPED HIS ATTEMPTS 155 00:07:10,448 --> 00:07:12,172 TO EDUCATE A CAVEMAN-- 156 00:07:12,172 --> 00:07:14,137 THE PROMETHEUS AND BOB TAPES. 157 00:07:16,000 --> 00:07:17,655 TAPE 332... 158 00:07:23,896 --> 00:07:25,068 HEY. EH? 159 00:07:25,068 --> 00:07:28,310 [HIGH-PITCHED, ELECTRONIC VOICE] 160 00:07:31,793 --> 00:07:34,965 HEY, COME IN HERE. COME ON. IN HERE. 161 00:07:34,965 --> 00:07:36,758 HEY. 162 00:07:36,758 --> 00:07:38,275 COME ON, IN HERE. 163 00:07:38,275 --> 00:07:40,758 [SCREECHES] 164 00:07:40,758 --> 00:07:42,448 [GRUNTING] 165 00:07:42,448 --> 00:07:44,655 STOP. 166 00:07:44,655 --> 00:07:45,758 AH! AHHHHH! 167 00:07:53,931 --> 00:07:55,241 [MOANING] 168 00:08:01,758 --> 00:08:04,241 IN A MINUTE, OK? 169 00:08:04,241 --> 00:08:05,758 THERE. 170 00:08:11,137 --> 00:08:13,793 [INDISTINCT INSTRUCTIONS] 171 00:08:18,068 --> 00:08:19,758 OK, GIVE IT TO ME. 172 00:08:22,241 --> 00:08:26,275 AHHHH... 173 00:08:26,275 --> 00:08:27,793 STAY HERE. 174 00:08:30,275 --> 00:08:33,758 [MONKEY CHATTERS] 175 00:08:33,758 --> 00:08:35,758 HEY! 176 00:08:35,758 --> 00:08:38,758 [CHUCKLING] 177 00:08:42,758 --> 00:08:44,758 OW! 178 00:08:44,758 --> 00:08:46,758 HEY! [LAUGHING] 179 00:08:50,275 --> 00:08:52,103 [LAUGHING] 180 00:08:52,103 --> 00:08:53,758 EH. EH. 181 00:08:53,758 --> 00:08:55,551 [GROWL] 182 00:08:55,551 --> 00:08:58,586 HEY! HEY! 183 00:08:58,586 --> 00:08:59,758 [SCREAMS] 184 00:08:59,758 --> 00:09:00,827 [LOUD ROAR] 185 00:09:00,827 --> 00:09:01,758 AHHHH! 186 00:09:05,275 --> 00:09:07,275 [LOW GROWLING] 187 00:09:07,275 --> 00:09:08,241 HEY. SHHH! 188 00:09:12,275 --> 00:09:14,068 ALL RIGHT, NOW... 189 00:09:14,068 --> 00:09:16,620 WHEN I SAY BOB, 190 00:09:16,620 --> 00:09:18,758 YOU PUSH THIS DOWN. 191 00:09:18,758 --> 00:09:20,758 YOU SEE? 192 00:09:20,758 --> 00:09:22,862 EH... 193 00:09:27,275 --> 00:09:29,275 [EEE EEE] 194 00:09:29,275 --> 00:09:30,827 NOW, BOB! 195 00:09:49,758 --> 00:09:52,689 HEY! [LAUGHS] 196 00:10:01,793 --> 00:10:05,000 GO WAKE YOUR GRAMMY, THERE'S MORE KABLAM-MY 197 00:10:05,000 --> 00:10:06,655 STILL TO COME, 198 00:10:06,655 --> 00:10:08,310 LIFE WITH LOOPY, 199 00:10:08,310 --> 00:10:11,137 RACE RABBIT, 200 00:10:11,137 --> 00:10:14,896 AND, WHEN WE RETURN, MORE ACTION LEAGUE NOW! 201 00:10:14,896 --> 00:10:17,758 RIGHT HERE ON... 202 00:10:26,034 --> 00:10:28,896 A FOOTBALL LEAGUE ON THE DEFENSIVE... 203 00:10:28,896 --> 00:10:32,448 THE ACTION LEAGUE, GENERALLY OFFENSIVE... 204 00:10:32,448 --> 00:10:35,103 WITH THE MAYOR POISED TO PUMMEL THE PRO BOWL, 205 00:10:35,103 --> 00:10:39,517 OUR OBLIVIOUS HEROES TAKE PART IN THE OPENING CEREMONIES. 206 00:10:39,517 --> 00:10:42,275 P.A. Announcer: AND NOW FOR THE OPENING COIN TOSS. 207 00:10:42,275 --> 00:10:44,827 PLEASE WELCOME THE FLESH! 208 00:10:44,827 --> 00:10:46,482 HEADS OR TAILS? 209 00:10:46,482 --> 00:10:47,689 HEADS. 210 00:10:50,448 --> 00:10:52,793 HEH HEH HEH HEH-- WHOA! 211 00:10:54,517 --> 00:10:56,586 BLIMEY! IT'S THE MAYOR! 212 00:10:56,586 --> 00:10:58,000 THAT DIDN'T HURT A BIT. 213 00:10:58,000 --> 00:10:59,000 UGH! 214 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:00,379 THAT DID. 215 00:11:00,379 --> 00:11:01,413 HEADS IT IS! 216 00:11:01,413 --> 00:11:03,241 HEY, LOOSE BALL. 217 00:11:03,241 --> 00:11:05,586 YAY! I GET TO PLAY! 218 00:11:05,586 --> 00:11:07,034 FUMBLE!ARRRRGH!AHHHHH! AHHHHH! 219 00:11:12,310 --> 00:11:14,586 FLESH, YOUR COIN TOSS SAVED THE PRO BOWL. 220 00:11:14,586 --> 00:11:18,172 THAT MAYOR FELLOW WAS AS NASTY AS AN ALLIGATOR PAYING ALIMONY. 221 00:11:18,172 --> 00:11:20,448 HEY, YOU'RE A PRETTY BIG GUY. 222 00:11:20,448 --> 00:11:22,379 EVER THINK ABOUT THROWING THE PIGSKIN FOR A LIVING? 223 00:11:22,379 --> 00:11:24,000 YOU MEAN LIKE THIS? 224 00:11:25,586 --> 00:11:27,551 OW! OUCH! OOOH! OW! 225 00:11:27,551 --> 00:11:29,068 Kordell: FORGET I ASKED. 226 00:11:29,068 --> 00:11:30,517 THE END. 227 00:11:36,482 --> 00:11:39,862 I-I-I-I-IT'S... 228 00:11:39,862 --> 00:11:42,517 STARRING MR. FOOT! 229 00:11:42,517 --> 00:11:46,034 AND HERE HE IS, THAT HAIRY, MAN-LIKE CREATURE 230 00:11:46,034 --> 00:11:49,724 OCCASIONALLY SIGHTED IN THE FORESTS OF THE WESTERN U.S. AND CANADA, 231 00:11:49,724 --> 00:11:53,655 MR. FOOT! 232 00:11:53,655 --> 00:11:55,275 ROWRF! ROWRF! ROWRF! ROWRF!ROWRF! ROWRF! 233 00:11:55,275 --> 00:11:58,482 YO, FOOT! 234 00:11:58,482 --> 00:12:00,551 [KNUCKLES CRACK] 235 00:12:00,551 --> 00:12:02,551 [BASS DRUMS SOUND] 236 00:12:08,000 --> 00:12:11,275 [CROWD CHANTING] 237 00:12:11,275 --> 00:12:13,034 YEAH! DO IT! 238 00:12:14,620 --> 00:12:16,068 OH, YEAH! 239 00:12:16,068 --> 00:12:17,551 GIVE IT TO ME! 240 00:12:17,551 --> 00:12:18,793 [TING] [BUZZING] 241 00:12:24,517 --> 00:12:28,344 [WILD CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 242 00:12:31,413 --> 00:12:33,275 WHAT ARE YOU LOOKIN' AT? 243 00:12:33,275 --> 00:12:36,000 WHY DON'T YOU LOOK AT LIFE WITH LOOPY INSTEAD? 244 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:40,172 ♪♪♪ 245 00:12:42,724 --> 00:12:44,517 HI, LARRY HERE. 246 00:12:44,517 --> 00:12:48,172 YOU KNOW, SOMETIMES THINGS JUST DON'T WORK OUT THE WAY YOU PLAN THEM. 247 00:12:48,172 --> 00:12:51,310 TAKE OUR FAMILY VACATION TO AQUAWORLD MARINE PARK. 248 00:12:51,310 --> 00:12:53,758 IT WAS GONNA BE PERFECT. 249 00:12:53,758 --> 00:12:57,206 YOU SEE, AQUAWORLD HAD SOMETHING FOR EVERYONE. 250 00:12:57,206 --> 00:12:59,517 Mom: EDUCATIONAL MARINE DISPLAYS. 251 00:12:59,517 --> 00:13:02,068 Dad: ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT SHRIMP BUFFET. 252 00:13:02,068 --> 00:13:04,448 Loopy: AND MILES OF SANDY BEACHES. 253 00:13:04,448 --> 00:13:07,068 PERFECT FOR FINDING BURIED TREASURE. 254 00:13:07,068 --> 00:13:09,758 Larry: BUT FOR ME, THE MAIN ATTRACTION WAS 255 00:13:09,758 --> 00:13:11,758 THAT AQUAWORLD WAS HOSTING THIS YEAR'S 256 00:13:11,758 --> 00:13:15,413 CHARLIE CHICKEN LIVE SUMMER SPECTACULAR!.. 257 00:13:15,413 --> 00:13:17,448 OR SO I THOUGHT. 258 00:13:17,448 --> 00:13:18,551 CANCELED! 259 00:13:20,068 --> 00:13:22,689 I--I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 260 00:13:22,689 --> 00:13:25,068 MY VACATION IS A DISASTER. 261 00:13:25,068 --> 00:13:26,896 SNAP OUT OF IT, CRAB CAKE. 262 00:13:26,896 --> 00:13:28,896 WE'VE GOT BURIED TREASURE TO FIND. 263 00:13:28,896 --> 00:13:30,551 [METAL DETECTOR CRACKLING AND BEEPING] 264 00:13:30,551 --> 00:13:32,000 SIZZLIN' SEA SLUGS! 265 00:13:32,000 --> 00:13:35,620 I'M PICKING UP A SIGNAL THE SIZE OF A SUPER TANKER! 266 00:13:35,620 --> 00:13:37,103 AND IT'S COMING FROM... 267 00:13:37,103 --> 00:13:38,620 THAT ISLAND! 268 00:13:38,620 --> 00:13:41,482 [SARCASTICALLY] I'M HYPERVENTILATING WITH EXCITEMENT. 269 00:13:43,517 --> 00:13:46,689 AHOY, MATEYS. ALL HANDS ON DECK. 270 00:13:46,689 --> 00:13:49,275 LAND HO! 271 00:13:49,275 --> 00:13:51,896 UH, LOOPY? THAT'S NOT AN ISLAND. 272 00:13:51,896 --> 00:13:53,000 THAT'S A-- 273 00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,482 [BOTH SCREAM] 274 00:13:57,000 --> 00:13:59,310 [VOICE ECHOING] GREAT. SWALLOWED BY A WHALE. 275 00:13:59,310 --> 00:14:01,586 THIS VACATION'S GETTING BETTER BY THE SECOND. 276 00:14:01,586 --> 00:14:04,793 [ECHOING] CLAM UP, LARRY. I THINK I HEAR SOMETHING. 277 00:14:04,793 --> 00:14:08,413 [INDISTINCT VOICES]HEY, THOSE VOICES SOUND FAMILIAR. 278 00:14:14,551 --> 00:14:19,068 Both:WE'RE RICH! WE'RE RICH! WE'RE RICH, WE'RE RICH, WE'RE RICH! 279 00:14:19,068 --> 00:14:22,137 Larry: I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT. IT WAS MY HEROES. 280 00:14:22,137 --> 00:14:25,551 THE KINGS OF COMEDY. THE SULTANS OF SLAPSTICK. 281 00:14:25,551 --> 00:14:28,379 CHARLEY CHICKEN AND TURKEY THOMPSON. 282 00:14:28,379 --> 00:14:30,586 HEY, BACK OFF, BUDDY! 283 00:14:30,586 --> 00:14:33,068 THIS TREASURE'S OURS. WE SAW IT FIRST. 284 00:14:33,068 --> 00:14:35,206 HOW DID YOU GUYS GET HERE? 285 00:14:35,206 --> 00:14:38,413 HOW DO YOU THINK WE GOT HERE, EINSTEIN? THE WHALE ATE US! 286 00:14:38,413 --> 00:14:42,379 [SCOTTISH ACCENT] AYE. WE WERE REHEARSING FOR OUR BIG SHOW AT AQUAWORLD 287 00:14:42,379 --> 00:14:44,862 WHEN IT SWAM UP OUT OF THE OCEAN AND GOBBLED US DOWN! 288 00:14:44,862 --> 00:14:48,000 DON'T WORRY, GUYS. WE'LL FIGURE A WAY OUT OF HERE 289 00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:50,862 AND STILL MAKE IT BACK IN TIME FOR YOUR SHOW. 290 00:14:50,862 --> 00:14:52,862 YOU KIDDING? WE AIN'T GOING NOWHERE. 291 00:14:52,862 --> 00:14:55,206 WE'RE FINISHED WITH SHOW BIZ, SON. 292 00:14:55,206 --> 00:14:57,517 WE'VE GOT EVERYTHING WE NEED RIGHT HERE. 293 00:14:57,517 --> 00:15:01,000 GOLD, DIAMONDS, WIDE-SCREEN TVs. 294 00:15:01,000 --> 00:15:03,310 I'M KING CHARLEY, CHICKEN OF THE SEA! 295 00:15:03,310 --> 00:15:05,517 BUT WHAT ABOUT YOUR FANS? 296 00:15:05,517 --> 00:15:09,379 FANS? WHO NEEDS FANS? WE'RE RICH! 297 00:15:09,379 --> 00:15:13,379 Both: WE'RE RICH! WE'RE RICH! RIDICULOUSLY RICH! 298 00:15:13,379 --> 00:15:16,068 I...CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 299 00:15:16,068 --> 00:15:17,517 DON'T WORRY, LARRY. 300 00:15:17,517 --> 00:15:20,068 I THINK I KNOW HOW TO GET US OUT OF HERE 301 00:15:20,068 --> 00:15:22,724 AND GET THEIR SHOW BACK ON THE ROAD. 302 00:15:22,724 --> 00:15:24,862 UH, EXCUSE ME, FELLAS. 303 00:15:24,862 --> 00:15:29,172 I WAS WONDERING IF YOU KNEW ANY GOOD... WHALE JOKES. 304 00:15:29,172 --> 00:15:33,586 I TOLD YOU, KID. WE DON'T DO JOKES ANYMORE! 305 00:15:33,586 --> 00:15:37,413 KNOW WHAT I THINK? YOU GUYS HAVE LOST YOUR TOUCH. 306 00:15:37,413 --> 00:15:39,206 NOW WAIT JUST A SECOND! 307 00:15:39,206 --> 00:15:42,172 WE KNOW MORE WHALE JOKES THAN YOU'VE HAD HOT DINNERS. 308 00:15:42,172 --> 00:15:45,241 OH, YEAH? PROVE IT. 309 00:15:45,241 --> 00:15:48,413 OK. WHY DIDN'T THE WHALE CROSS THE ROAD? 310 00:15:48,413 --> 00:15:50,827 BECAUSE HE DIDN'T SEE ANY PORPOISE TO IT. 311 00:15:50,827 --> 00:15:52,655 HA HA HA HA HA. 312 00:15:52,655 --> 00:15:54,862 [EXHALES] 313 00:15:54,862 --> 00:15:57,655 WHY ARE WHALES SUCH CRYBABIES? 314 00:15:57,655 --> 00:15:59,655 'CAUSE THEY WON'T STOP BLUBBERING. 315 00:15:59,655 --> 00:16:03,000 [BOTH LAUGHING] 316 00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:04,965 [SIGHS] 317 00:16:04,965 --> 00:16:09,000 SAY, TURKEY. WHY IS IT SO EASY TO FOOL A WHALE? 318 00:16:09,000 --> 00:16:11,413 'CAUSE THEY'LL SWALLOW ANYTHING! 319 00:16:11,413 --> 00:16:16,034 [ALL LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY] 320 00:16:17,551 --> 00:16:22,448 UGH! THESE JOKES ARE GIVING ME INDIGESTION. 321 00:16:22,448 --> 00:16:25,068 Larry: YEP. LOOPY'S PLAN WORKED LIKE A CHARM. 322 00:16:25,068 --> 00:16:26,068 [RUMBLING] 323 00:16:26,068 --> 00:16:27,586 WHOO! 324 00:16:27,586 --> 00:16:30,931 SO, IT WASN'T EXACTLY THE VACATION I HAD PLANNED, 325 00:16:30,931 --> 00:16:34,275 BUT, YOU KNOW, I THINK IN THE END IT WORKED OUT JUST FINE.... 326 00:16:34,275 --> 00:16:36,000 FOR ALL OF US. 327 00:16:36,000 --> 00:16:38,965 OH, TURKEY. YOU KNOW, IF THERE'S ANYTHING MORE VALUABLE 328 00:16:38,965 --> 00:16:41,206 THAN A WHALE FULL OF TREASURE, 329 00:16:41,206 --> 00:16:43,931 IT'S THE SOUND OF HAPPY CHILDREN'S LAUGHTER. 330 00:16:43,931 --> 00:16:45,586 GOT THAT RIGHT, CHARLIE. 331 00:16:47,517 --> 00:16:49,000 [LAUGHING] 332 00:16:56,034 --> 00:16:57,758 WELCOME BACK TO KABLAM! 333 00:16:57,758 --> 00:16:59,379 [GRUDGINGLY] STARRING MR. FOOT. 334 00:16:59,379 --> 00:17:02,482 DUE TO HIS OVERWHELMING POPULARITY, 335 00:17:02,482 --> 00:17:06,758 MR. FOOT IS NOW BUSY MAKING HIS FIRST MAJOR MOTION PICTURE. 336 00:17:06,758 --> 00:17:09,034 BUT GREAT NEWS. WHILE HE'S AWAY, 337 00:17:09,034 --> 00:17:12,586 JUNE AND I WILL BE RIGHT HERE TO ENTERTAIN YOU. 338 00:17:14,241 --> 00:17:16,068 [CLUNK] 339 00:17:16,068 --> 00:17:19,103 UM...STARTING WITH A CLIP FROM MR. FOOT'S NEW MOVIE. 340 00:17:19,103 --> 00:17:23,206 [TRUMPETS BLARE] 341 00:17:23,206 --> 00:17:25,586 [JAMES BOND-STYLE MUSIC PLAYS] 342 00:17:25,586 --> 00:17:27,137 HIS NAME IS FOOT... 343 00:17:28,551 --> 00:17:30,241 MR. FOOT. 344 00:17:30,241 --> 00:17:32,000 [COMMOTION] 345 00:17:33,724 --> 00:17:34,896 AHHHHHHH! 346 00:17:34,896 --> 00:17:37,551 [ALARMS SOUND] 347 00:17:37,551 --> 00:17:40,551 [EASTERN EUROPEAN ACCENT] FOOTSKI. WE'VE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE. 348 00:17:40,551 --> 00:17:42,482 THE WHOLE PLACE IS GONNA BLOW SKY-HIGH. 349 00:17:48,034 --> 00:17:50,344 [ALARMS STOP] 350 00:17:50,344 --> 00:17:52,965 [ALL CHEERING] 351 00:17:52,965 --> 00:17:55,517 [BOND MUSIC RESUMES] 352 00:18:01,275 --> 00:18:04,517 BOY, THAT MR. FOOT. HE'S REALLY QUITE A CARD. 353 00:18:04,517 --> 00:18:07,137 GET IT? CARD? 354 00:18:07,137 --> 00:18:08,137 HE WAS PLAYING CARDS. 355 00:18:08,137 --> 00:18:10,034 [SIZZLE] 356 00:18:10,034 --> 00:18:13,034 UH, HENRY. THE METER IS TELLING ME 357 00:18:13,034 --> 00:18:15,517 IT'S TIME TO GO TO OUR NEXT CARTOON. 358 00:18:15,517 --> 00:18:19,034 HERE'S THAT NITRO- BURNIN' BUNNY, RACE RABBIT. 359 00:18:19,034 --> 00:18:20,689 ♪♪♪ 360 00:18:20,689 --> 00:18:22,310 ♪ GO, RACE RABBIT 361 00:18:22,310 --> 00:18:23,655 ♪ TEARING UP THE TRACKS 362 00:18:23,655 --> 00:18:25,034 ♪ WITH HIS TURBO RABBIT RACER ♪ 363 00:18:25,034 --> 00:18:26,482 ♪ AND THE SUPER CHIP, MAX ♪ 364 00:18:26,482 --> 00:18:27,620 ♪ HE'S A BURNIN' RUBBER BUNNY ♪ 365 00:18:27,620 --> 00:18:29,241 ♪ WITH A NEED FOR SPEED 366 00:18:29,241 --> 00:18:31,000 ♪ BUT HE'S ALWAYS GOT TIME ♪ 367 00:18:31,000 --> 00:18:32,206 ♪ FOR ANYBODY IN NEED ♪ 368 00:18:32,206 --> 00:18:33,724 ♪ GO, GO 369 00:18:33,724 --> 00:18:35,482 ♪ RACE RABBIT, WITH THE TURBO THRUST ♪ 370 00:18:35,482 --> 00:18:36,689 ♪ 'CAUSE THOSE INBRED BOOLIES 371 00:18:36,689 --> 00:18:37,931 ♪ FROM THE UPPER CRUST ♪ 372 00:18:37,931 --> 00:18:39,931 ♪ WANNA CATCH YOU AND STUFF YOU ♪ 373 00:18:39,931 --> 00:18:41,482 ♪ BUT THEY'RE WAY TOO SLOW 374 00:18:41,482 --> 00:18:42,793 ♪ SO GO, RACE RABBIT 375 00:18:42,793 --> 00:18:44,344 ♪ GO, GO, GO 376 00:18:46,034 --> 00:18:47,241 WELCOME BACK, ALL, 377 00:18:47,241 --> 00:18:49,517 TO THE LANCASTER- MINSTER-BURRASHIRE 500. 378 00:18:52,034 --> 00:18:54,551 RACE RABBIT IS IN FRONT BY A WHISKER, 379 00:18:54,551 --> 00:18:57,000 AND WHAT A HEATED COMPETITION THIS LOOKS TO BE. 380 00:19:01,000 --> 00:19:02,620 DON'T BRAKE FOR ANYTHING, RACE. 381 00:19:02,620 --> 00:19:04,931 NO EXTRA TIRES, NO FUEL... 382 00:19:04,931 --> 00:19:08,379 RACE! STOP! PLEASE STOP! 383 00:19:08,379 --> 00:19:11,965 NO WOMEN STRANDED ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD WAVING A BABY FOOD JAR! 384 00:19:11,965 --> 00:19:14,586 YOU SEEM TO HAVE FORGOTTEN, MAX. 385 00:19:14,586 --> 00:19:16,172 I BRAKE FOR EVERYTHING. 386 00:19:16,172 --> 00:19:17,620 MADAME. 387 00:19:17,620 --> 00:19:20,586 RACE, YOU'VE GOT TO GET THIS TO MY LITTLE BOY, LESLIE, 388 00:19:20,586 --> 00:19:21,931 FOR HIS 1:00 FEEDING. 389 00:19:21,931 --> 00:19:24,103 THE LAST TIME HE DIDN'T GET HIS BEANS ON TOAST, 390 00:19:24,103 --> 00:19:25,448 HE NEARLY KILLED ME HUBBY! 391 00:19:25,448 --> 00:19:28,137 PLEASE! PLEASE! THERE ISN'T MUCH TIME! 392 00:19:28,137 --> 00:19:31,379 DON'T WORRY, MUM. I'M ON IT LIKE VINEGAR ON CHIPS. 393 00:19:33,103 --> 00:19:35,655 GODSPEED, RACE RABBIT! 394 00:19:35,655 --> 00:19:37,448 RACE, WE CAN STILL WIN THE RALLY 395 00:19:37,448 --> 00:19:40,758 IF YOU FEED THE LITTLE BLIGHTER ON TIME, AND... 396 00:19:40,758 --> 00:19:43,793 YOU DON'T BRAKE FOR ANYTHING IN THE ROAD! 397 00:19:43,793 --> 00:19:46,862 RELAX, MAX. WHAT COULD POSSIBLY BE IN THE ROAD? 398 00:19:49,482 --> 00:19:53,275 CHEERIO, RACE RABBIT. 399 00:19:53,275 --> 00:19:54,965 I DO HOPE YOU CAN FIND IT IN YOUR HEART 400 00:19:54,965 --> 00:19:58,827 TO BRAKE FOR THE POOR LITTLE MOOSE IN THE ROAD. 401 00:19:58,827 --> 00:20:01,482 THE ONE WITH THE GIANT NET. HA HA HA HA HA. 402 00:20:01,482 --> 00:20:02,448 [PHHFFFFT] 403 00:20:02,448 --> 00:20:06,344 WHOA! BEANS ON TOAST! 404 00:20:06,344 --> 00:20:09,241 BACK IN, WINSTON. GET BACK IN! 405 00:20:13,172 --> 00:20:14,551 [PHHFFFFT] 406 00:20:16,551 --> 00:20:19,551 RACE, HOW CAN I PUT THIS WITHOUT SOUNDING INDELICATE? 407 00:20:19,551 --> 00:20:21,000 DON'T STOP FOR THE MOOSE! 408 00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:23,034 MOOSE? WHAT MOOSE? 409 00:20:23,034 --> 00:20:24,000 [BEEP] 410 00:20:26,620 --> 00:20:28,241 [ALARM SOUNDS] 411 00:20:28,241 --> 00:20:31,344 YOU'RE RIGHT, MAX. I MUST LEARN TO USE MORE DISCRETION. 412 00:20:31,344 --> 00:20:33,000 [TIRES SQUEAL] 413 00:20:35,310 --> 00:20:36,517 WHERE IS HE? 414 00:20:38,103 --> 00:20:41,586 "I BRAKE FOR NOTHING"? 415 00:20:42,724 --> 00:20:44,551 OH, POOH. 416 00:20:44,551 --> 00:20:46,034 [THUD] 417 00:20:46,034 --> 00:20:48,000 COME BACK WITH ME BROTHER! 418 00:20:52,034 --> 00:20:54,034 REMEMBER, LADS. ALWAYS KEEP IT SAFE 419 00:20:54,034 --> 00:20:56,034 AND NEVER PLAY IN THE STREETS. 420 00:20:56,034 --> 00:20:59,000 CURSE YOU RACE RABBIT! 421 00:21:03,793 --> 00:21:06,689 SO, WHAT'S THE PLAN? THE NITRO OVERDRIVE? 422 00:21:06,689 --> 00:21:08,517 THE NUCLEAR ULTRA TRACK? 423 00:21:08,517 --> 00:21:10,793 CLOSE, MAX. THE BABY FOOD WARMER. 424 00:21:10,793 --> 00:21:12,620 [BEEP BEEP BEEP] 425 00:21:12,620 --> 00:21:15,896 I IMAGINE COLD BEANS ON TOAST MIGHT MAKE LITTLE LESLIE CRANKY. 426 00:21:15,896 --> 00:21:18,034 Max: OH, PLEASE. YOU'RE GOING TO SPOIL HIM. 427 00:21:18,034 --> 00:21:19,620 HOW CRANKY CAN THE BOY GET? 428 00:21:23,034 --> 00:21:25,034 OOH, COME ON LESLIE. TRY IT. 429 00:21:25,034 --> 00:21:26,586 OOH! 430 00:21:30,655 --> 00:21:33,655 [WHIMPERING] 431 00:21:33,655 --> 00:21:35,068 [LOUD TICKING] 432 00:21:41,827 --> 00:21:44,344 ROUGH LUCK, RACE. A RED LIGHT. 433 00:21:44,344 --> 00:21:45,827 I'VE A FUNNY FEELING, MAX. 434 00:21:45,827 --> 00:21:47,862 OUR LUCK AND THAT LIGHT ARE ABOUT TO CHANGE. 435 00:21:49,827 --> 00:21:50,827 [DING] 436 00:21:53,517 --> 00:21:55,000 GOOD SHOW. LUNCH. 437 00:21:59,862 --> 00:22:01,068 [DING] 438 00:22:08,551 --> 00:22:11,068 Dad: BLESS YOU, RACE RABBIT! 439 00:22:11,068 --> 00:22:14,517 C-R-R-REVINS! WHAT A FINISH THIS LOOKS TO BE. 440 00:22:14,517 --> 00:22:15,758 IT'S ANYONE'S RACE. 441 00:22:20,068 --> 00:22:23,034 AND, NOW, RACE, MAY I REITERATE THE PREVIOUS POINT BY SAYING 442 00:22:23,034 --> 00:22:26,172 PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE DON'T BRAKE FOR ANYTHING! 443 00:22:26,172 --> 00:22:29,551 ON THE CONTRARY, MAX. I'LL HIT THE PEDAL. 444 00:22:29,551 --> 00:22:31,000 [ENGINE REVS] 445 00:22:35,793 --> 00:22:39,034 WELL, THAT ABOUT WRAPS IT UP FOR THIS WEEK'S KABLAM! 446 00:22:39,034 --> 00:22:40,620 STARRING MR. FOOT. 447 00:22:40,620 --> 00:22:42,551 THE INSTANT RESPONSE METER HAS TOLD US 448 00:22:42,551 --> 00:22:45,862 YOU WANT TO SEE MORE OF MR. FOOT, AND WE HAVE HEARD YOU. 449 00:22:45,862 --> 00:22:49,517 WE'RE JUST GLAD THE BIG FELLA HAS FOUND A PLACE FOR US IN HIS HEART. 450 00:22:49,517 --> 00:22:51,000 AND ON HIS SHOW. 451 00:22:52,517 --> 00:22:54,551 [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE] 452 00:23:05,034 --> 00:23:07,241 JOIN US AGAIN NEXT TIME. 453 00:23:07,241 --> 00:23:08,862 SAME KABLAM!TIME, 454 00:23:08,862 --> 00:23:11,000 SAME KABLAM!NETWORK! 455 00:23:18,068 --> 00:23:21,068 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY NICKELODEON AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION 456 00:23:21,068 --> 00:23:24,000 CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE, INC.