1 00:00:01,862 --> 00:00:03,793 WAKE UP THE MASSES! 2 00:00:03,862 --> 00:00:06,793 ASSUME THE CRASH POSITION. 3 00:00:06,862 --> 00:00:08,793 HOLD ON TIGHT! 4 00:00:08,862 --> 00:00:11,310 TAKE A DEEP BREATH... 5 00:00:11,379 --> 00:00:14,068 FOR A CARTOON CRAMA-GANZA! 6 00:00:25,862 --> 00:00:27,793 IIIIIT'S... 7 00:00:27,862 --> 00:00:29,793 KABLAM! 8 00:00:29,862 --> 00:00:32,310 WHERE CARTOONS AND COMICS COLLIDE. 9 00:00:32,379 --> 00:00:35,310 NOW TO TAKE YOU INSIDE AND TURN THE PAGES, 10 00:00:35,379 --> 00:00:38,344 HERE ARE YOUR HOSTS, HENRY AND JUNE. 11 00:00:38,413 --> 00:00:41,448 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY NICKELODEON AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION 12 00:00:47,862 --> 00:00:49,310 HOWDY, KABLAM-SKATEERS. 13 00:00:49,379 --> 00:00:52,827 I'M HENRY, AND THIS WOULD BE MY CO-HOST, JUNE. 14 00:00:52,896 --> 00:00:54,310 ♪ BA-DA-BA-DA-BA-DA- BA-DA-BA-DA-BA-DA ♪ 15 00:00:54,379 --> 00:00:56,310 OK, JUNE, THE DANCING PART OF THE SHOW IS OVER. 16 00:00:56,379 --> 00:00:59,827 CAN'T HELP IT, HEN-ROD. I JUST GOT HAPPY FEET. 17 00:00:59,896 --> 00:01:03,310 ♪ BA-DA-DA-DA-DA DA-DA-DA-DA-DOO ♪ 18 00:01:03,379 --> 00:01:07,275 JUNE, AMERICA IS WAITING FOR THE SHOW TO START. 19 00:01:07,344 --> 00:01:08,793 OK. 20 00:01:08,862 --> 00:01:11,206 HOW'S THAT, AMERICA? 21 00:01:11,275 --> 00:01:15,137 I EXTEND MY MOST SINCERE APOLOGIES. 22 00:01:15,206 --> 00:01:18,827 ♪ BA-BA-BA, LA-LA-LA-LA, DA-DA-DA, DA-DA ♪ 23 00:01:18,896 --> 00:01:21,310 JUNE, THE WRITERS SPEND HOURS PREPARING THE SCRIPT, 24 00:01:21,379 --> 00:01:23,793 AND THE PRODUCTION CREW WORKS REALLY HARD 25 00:01:23,862 --> 00:01:25,827 TO PUT THE SHOW TOGETHER, 26 00:01:25,896 --> 00:01:28,310 AND NOW YOU'RE JUST BLOWING THEM ALL OFF. 27 00:01:28,379 --> 00:01:30,413 HOW DO YOU THINK THEY FEEL? 28 00:01:30,482 --> 00:01:32,862 [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS] 29 00:01:44,862 --> 00:01:45,862 [DING] 30 00:01:47,862 --> 00:01:49,103 WHAT CAN I SAY? 31 00:01:49,172 --> 00:01:51,862 THE RHYTHM IS GONNA GET YA. 32 00:01:53,862 --> 00:01:55,862 AND SO ARE SNIZ AND FONDUE. 33 00:02:12,896 --> 00:02:15,310 HA HA. I WILL TAKE THIS AND SELL IT ON 34 00:02:15,379 --> 00:02:17,206 THE MOBILE CHAIR BLACK MARKET. 35 00:02:17,275 --> 00:02:19,793 HA HA HA HA HA. 36 00:02:19,862 --> 00:02:22,896 HELP! STOP! WHEELCHAIR THIEF! 37 00:02:22,965 --> 00:02:25,344 HOO HOO HOO HA HA HA HA. 38 00:02:28,793 --> 00:02:30,379 HA HA HA! 39 00:02:33,482 --> 00:02:34,793 HEY, FONDUE-SKI. 40 00:02:34,862 --> 00:02:37,689 CHECK OUT MY NEW HOSE ATTACHMENT. 41 00:02:37,758 --> 00:02:39,310 THE WATER WIZARD. 42 00:02:39,379 --> 00:02:41,310 NO OTHER NOZZLE HARNESSES THE POWER 43 00:02:41,379 --> 00:02:43,793 OF H2O WITH SUCH INTENSITY, 44 00:02:43,862 --> 00:02:45,103 AND CLARITY OF PURPOSE. 45 00:02:45,172 --> 00:02:46,517 WHATEVER, FRUIT NUT. 46 00:02:51,862 --> 00:02:53,793 A CLEAN HOME IS A HAPPY. 47 00:02:53,862 --> 00:02:55,068 [WATER SPRAYING] 48 00:02:55,137 --> 00:02:56,206 [GLASS SHATTERING] 49 00:03:00,379 --> 00:03:02,310 HEY, FONDUE. BETCHA I CAN FILL 50 00:03:02,379 --> 00:03:05,275 OLD LADY SHNOFFMAN'S BIRD BATH FROM BACK HERE. 51 00:03:05,344 --> 00:03:06,379 READY? 52 00:03:06,448 --> 00:03:07,517 AIM. 53 00:03:07,586 --> 00:03:08,862 WATER! 54 00:03:10,724 --> 00:03:11,724 WHOA-OA-OA-OA! 55 00:03:13,344 --> 00:03:14,275 GASP! 56 00:03:14,344 --> 00:03:15,586 SNIZ! 57 00:03:15,655 --> 00:03:17,482 LOOK WHAT YOU'VE DONE! 58 00:03:17,551 --> 00:03:20,793 OH, THE BADNESS! 59 00:03:20,862 --> 00:03:23,379 THE WATER WIZARD IS TOO MIGHTY. 60 00:03:23,448 --> 00:03:26,103 SNIZ. REGARD! 61 00:03:26,172 --> 00:03:28,655 IT CANNOT BE. HE--HE CAN WALK! 62 00:03:32,862 --> 00:03:34,793 IT'S A MIRACLE! 63 00:03:34,862 --> 00:03:37,310 SNIZ, THE WATER WIZARD HEALED HIM. 64 00:03:37,379 --> 00:03:38,620 "PARDONNAY?" 65 00:03:38,689 --> 00:03:40,448 HEAL ME. HEAL ME! 66 00:03:40,517 --> 00:03:42,793 OK. BUT WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? 67 00:03:42,862 --> 00:03:45,310 EVERYTHING. HOT FLASHES, ANODONIA, 68 00:03:45,379 --> 00:03:48,241 MUNCHHAUSEN BY PROXY, HYPOCHONDRIA-- 69 00:03:50,379 --> 00:03:51,620 FONDUE-SKI? 70 00:03:52,862 --> 00:03:55,275 IT WORKED! I'M COMPLETELY HEALED. 71 00:03:55,344 --> 00:03:57,310 TEEEEEEEE! 72 00:03:57,379 --> 00:04:00,827 SNIZ. THIS NOZZLE IS A GREAT GIFT. 73 00:04:00,896 --> 00:04:03,862 WE MUST EXERCISE ITS CURING POWER WISELY. 74 00:04:05,379 --> 00:04:06,862 HOLD HIM, FONZER. 75 00:04:10,448 --> 00:04:11,793 HANG ON, PEPE. 76 00:04:11,862 --> 00:04:13,862 I'LL CURE THAT NASTY ICH FOREVER. 77 00:04:16,793 --> 00:04:17,724 [DOORBELL RINGS] 78 00:04:17,793 --> 00:04:20,344 I'LL GET IT. 79 00:04:20,413 --> 00:04:22,310 HELLO! WHO IS IT? 80 00:04:22,379 --> 00:04:25,310 MORNING, MADAM. IT'S THE BLIND MAN. 81 00:04:25,379 --> 00:04:27,068 SNIZ. A BLIND MAN. 82 00:04:27,137 --> 00:04:28,827 DIRTY DRAPES DRAGGING YOU DOWN? 83 00:04:28,896 --> 00:04:31,862 WHY NOT CONSIDER THE VENETIAN ALTERNATIVE. 84 00:04:36,379 --> 00:04:37,793 BLIND MAN? 85 00:04:37,862 --> 00:04:39,310 CAN YOU SEE? 86 00:04:39,379 --> 00:04:41,793 WIGGLING HOW MANY FINGER DIGITS? 87 00:04:41,862 --> 00:04:43,103 AHH! 88 00:04:45,862 --> 00:04:46,793 [ENGINE STARTING] 89 00:04:46,862 --> 00:04:48,655 [TIRES SQUEALING] 90 00:04:48,724 --> 00:04:50,172 ROOTS, ALIVE! 91 00:04:50,241 --> 00:04:53,310 NOT ONLY CAN HE SEE, BUT HE CAN OPERATE A MOTOR VEHICLE. 92 00:04:53,379 --> 00:04:56,827 LOOK, FONDUE. HE LEFT BEHIND HIS SPECIAL WOOD. 93 00:04:56,896 --> 00:04:58,724 WE COULD PUT IT OVER OUR WINDOWS, 94 00:04:58,793 --> 00:05:01,379 FOR PRIVACY AND TO BLOCK OUT THE LIGHT. 95 00:05:01,448 --> 00:05:03,310 LATER, SNIZ. YOUR GIFT IS TOO PRECIOUS 96 00:05:03,379 --> 00:05:04,862 TO KEEP TO OURSELVES. 97 00:05:04,931 --> 00:05:07,620 RIGHT NOW, WE'RE GOING TO HEAL THE WORLD! 98 00:05:12,862 --> 00:05:15,310 LADIES AND SICK PEOPLE, 99 00:05:15,379 --> 00:05:17,275 YOUR SUFFERING IS OVER! 100 00:05:17,344 --> 00:05:19,379 BEHOLD, THE WONDROUS... 101 00:05:19,448 --> 00:05:21,551 WATER WIZARD! 102 00:05:21,620 --> 00:05:24,379 [OOHS AND AHS] 103 00:05:26,379 --> 00:05:27,310 WHO'S FIRST? 104 00:05:27,379 --> 00:05:28,310 STEP RIGHT UP. 105 00:05:28,379 --> 00:05:29,827 ONE SQUIRT'LL DO YA. 106 00:05:29,896 --> 00:05:33,000 UH, I'D LIKE TO HAVE MY ARM HEALED, PLEASE. 107 00:05:33,068 --> 00:05:34,862 YOU GOT IT, FELLA. 108 00:05:39,862 --> 00:05:40,931 AAAAHHHHH! 109 00:05:44,068 --> 00:05:45,793 COULD YOU DO SOMETHING ABOUT 110 00:05:45,862 --> 00:05:47,827 MY MALE PATTERN BALDNESS? 111 00:05:47,896 --> 00:05:50,103 [COUGHING] 112 00:05:50,172 --> 00:05:52,586 BUT THIS ISN'T WHAT I MEANT. 113 00:05:52,655 --> 00:05:55,310 THE HOSE WILL HEAL YOU ALL! 114 00:05:55,379 --> 00:05:57,862 EVERYBODY FEEL BETTER! 115 00:06:06,172 --> 00:06:09,793 IT'S NOTHIN' BUT A GARDEN HOSE WITH A FANCY NOZZLE! 116 00:06:09,862 --> 00:06:10,862 THEY'RE FAKES! 117 00:06:11,931 --> 00:06:13,310 CHARLATANS! 118 00:06:13,379 --> 00:06:14,310 MY ARM HURTS! 119 00:06:14,379 --> 00:06:15,310 LET'S GET 'EM. 120 00:06:15,379 --> 00:06:17,620 [ALL HOLLERING] 121 00:06:17,689 --> 00:06:19,310 AFTER 'EM! YES! YEAH! 122 00:06:21,344 --> 00:06:24,793 NOW, NOW, LET'S NOT DO ANYTHING RADICAL. 123 00:06:36,379 --> 00:06:38,586 I'M DONE WITH THE HEALING GAME. 124 00:06:38,655 --> 00:06:40,310 ME, TOO. 125 00:06:40,379 --> 00:06:41,862 BUNCH OF INGRATES. 126 00:06:41,931 --> 00:06:45,517 BUT AT LEAST WE GOT THESE COOL MOBILE CHAIRS! 127 00:06:45,586 --> 00:06:50,103 RACE YOU DOWN THE HILL, FONDUE-STER. 128 00:06:50,172 --> 00:06:51,344 HOOOOOOO! 129 00:06:53,896 --> 00:06:56,310 IF YOU THOUGHT THAT LAST CARTOON WAS 130 00:06:56,379 --> 00:06:58,310 KABLAM-A-LAMA- DING-DONG DELICIOUS, 131 00:06:58,379 --> 00:07:00,241 WELL, FRIEND, YOU ARE NOT ALONE. 132 00:07:00,310 --> 00:07:03,310 IN FACT, IN A BLIND TASTE TEST, 133 00:07:03,379 --> 00:07:07,379 4 OUT OF 5 FINICKY TV VIEWERS PREFER KABLAM! 134 00:07:07,448 --> 00:07:09,827 TO SHOW HOW WE GOT OUR RESULTS, 135 00:07:09,896 --> 00:07:12,793 HENRY WILL TAKE THE KABLAM!CHALLENGE. 136 00:07:12,862 --> 00:07:14,689 ARE YOU READY, SIR? 137 00:07:14,758 --> 00:07:16,862 WE'RE GOOD TO GO HERE, JUNE. 138 00:07:16,931 --> 00:07:19,310 THEN LET THE CHALLENGE BEGIN. 139 00:07:19,379 --> 00:07:21,172 WHAT WILL HENRY LIKE MORE? 140 00:07:21,241 --> 00:07:22,379 KABLAM!... 141 00:07:22,448 --> 00:07:25,310 OR A LEADING, NAME BRAND SOFT DRINK? 142 00:07:25,379 --> 00:07:26,310 HEE HEE HEE. 143 00:07:26,379 --> 00:07:28,793 THIS ONE TINGLES. 144 00:07:28,862 --> 00:07:30,310 [SNIFFING] 145 00:07:30,379 --> 00:07:31,862 MMMM. GLASSY GOOD. 146 00:07:34,862 --> 00:07:35,793 [SLURP] 147 00:07:35,862 --> 00:07:37,310 MMMM. 148 00:07:37,379 --> 00:07:39,275 JUST A LITTLE HINT OF CITRUS. 149 00:07:39,344 --> 00:07:40,344 NICE. 150 00:07:45,862 --> 00:07:47,310 NO DOUBT ABOUT IT. 151 00:07:47,379 --> 00:07:48,827 THIS IS THE TASTE 152 00:07:48,896 --> 00:07:51,344 THAT WILL KEEP ME COMING BACK FOR MORE. 153 00:07:54,379 --> 00:07:57,310 WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW. KABLAM! 154 00:07:57,379 --> 00:07:59,310 AND NO UNPLEASANT AFTERTASTE. 155 00:07:59,379 --> 00:08:01,896 JUST LIKE ACTION LEAGUE NOW! 156 00:08:01,965 --> 00:08:04,310 Announcer: DATELINE-- REFRIGERATOR MUSEUM OF ART, 157 00:08:04,379 --> 00:08:07,310 WHERE A FIENDISH ART THIEF HAS BEEN STEALING PAINTINGS 158 00:08:07,379 --> 00:08:09,827 RIGHT OUT FROM UNDER THEIR MAGNETS. 159 00:08:09,896 --> 00:08:12,310 ACTION LEAGUE. THANK GOODNESS YOU'RE HERE. 160 00:08:12,379 --> 00:08:14,827 IF ANYTHING HAPPENS TO THIS TIMMY ORIGINAL 161 00:08:14,896 --> 00:08:17,310 WE'LL HAVE TO CANCEL OUR BIG OPENING TOMORROW. 162 00:08:17,379 --> 00:08:18,310 DON'T WORRY, SIR. 163 00:08:18,379 --> 00:08:20,310 THE ACTION LEAGUE IS ON IT. 164 00:08:20,379 --> 00:08:23,758 IT'S AN HONOR TO GUARD SUCH A BRILLIANT PAINTING. 165 00:08:23,827 --> 00:08:27,758 I LOVE TIMMY'S USE OF COLOR TO REDEFINE SPACE. 166 00:08:27,827 --> 00:08:30,310 I LIKE THE SHOES. 167 00:08:30,379 --> 00:08:31,896 THEY'RE PURPLE! 168 00:08:31,965 --> 00:08:34,827 AW, WHAT DO YOU PHILISTINES KNOW ABOUT ART? 169 00:08:34,896 --> 00:08:37,793 HEY, LOOK! THUNDERGIRL COPIED TIMMY! 170 00:08:37,862 --> 00:08:39,793 THIS I GOTTA SEE. 171 00:08:39,862 --> 00:08:41,965 THAT FORGERY GETS AN "F". 172 00:08:42,034 --> 00:08:45,310 ART HAPPENED TO BE MY BEST SUBJECT IN SCHOOL. 173 00:08:45,379 --> 00:08:46,551 HA! RIGHT. 174 00:08:46,620 --> 00:08:49,310 EXCU-UU-SE ME. 175 00:08:49,379 --> 00:08:50,275 [ALARM SOUNDS] 176 00:08:50,344 --> 00:08:52,310 AHHHH! 177 00:08:52,379 --> 00:08:53,862 WHOOPSIES! 178 00:08:57,862 --> 00:08:59,862 TODAY'S EPISODE... 179 00:09:02,379 --> 00:09:03,827 WE FIND OUR HEROES 180 00:09:03,896 --> 00:09:07,206 GETTING DRESSED DOWN FOR MESSING UP. 181 00:09:07,275 --> 00:09:09,793 BLAST IT! IF WE DON'T GET THAT PAINTING BACK 182 00:09:09,862 --> 00:09:10,793 BEFORE THE BIG OPENING, 183 00:09:10,862 --> 00:09:12,310 WE'LL BE IN MORE TROUBLE 184 00:09:12,379 --> 00:09:14,310 THAN A REMBRANDT ON A ROLLER COASTER! 185 00:09:14,379 --> 00:09:15,344 TIME FOR PLAN B. 186 00:09:16,862 --> 00:09:18,068 MOMENTS LATER, 187 00:09:18,137 --> 00:09:20,827 THE GANG STOWS AWAY INSIDE A SCULPTURE 188 00:09:20,896 --> 00:09:23,310 BY THE RENOWNED ARTIST, TERRA COTTA. 189 00:09:23,379 --> 00:09:25,310 OUCH! YOUR FLIPPER'S IN MY FACE! 190 00:09:25,379 --> 00:09:27,310 WELL, YOUR HAIR'S IN MY MOUTH! 191 00:09:27,379 --> 00:09:29,620 EXCUSE ME, CHIEF, BUT HOW IS THIS 192 00:09:29,689 --> 00:09:31,827 GOING TO GET THAT PAINTING BACK? 193 00:09:31,896 --> 00:09:34,827 WHEN THE ART THIEF STEALS THIS PRICELESS WORK, 194 00:09:34,896 --> 00:09:37,310 HE'LL UNWITTINGLY TAKE US TO MY TECHER. 195 00:09:37,379 --> 00:09:38,586 NOW MAKE ROOM! 196 00:09:38,655 --> 00:09:40,344 OW! OUCH! MY NOSE! 197 00:09:42,896 --> 00:09:44,827 LATER THAT EVENING, THE LEAGUE'S OPERATION 198 00:09:44,896 --> 00:09:48,827 IS THREATENED BY AN UNFORESEEN DEVELOPMENT. 199 00:09:48,896 --> 00:09:53,206 HEY, GUYS? I GOTTA TAKE AN ACTION TINKLE. 200 00:09:53,275 --> 00:09:54,310 HOLD IT IN! 201 00:09:54,379 --> 00:09:56,793 OH, GREAT. NO!DON'T YOU DARE. 202 00:09:56,862 --> 00:09:58,793 SHHH. SOMEONE'S COMING. 203 00:09:58,862 --> 00:10:00,965 OH, JOY. IT'S TERRA COTTA'S 204 00:10:01,034 --> 00:10:03,068 MASTERPIECE KITTY! 205 00:10:03,137 --> 00:10:05,551 I MUST HAVE IT FOR MY COLLECTION. 206 00:10:05,620 --> 00:10:07,310 HA HA! 207 00:10:07,379 --> 00:10:09,793 WHOA! HEY !I'M GETTING SEASICK! 208 00:10:09,862 --> 00:10:12,310 EEEWWWWW! GROSS![VOMITING] 209 00:10:12,379 --> 00:10:15,137 OUCHIES! I BIT MY TONGUE! 210 00:10:15,206 --> 00:10:17,310 SLIPPERY LITTLE DEVIL, AREN'T YOU? 211 00:10:17,379 --> 00:10:18,310 OUCHIES!MY SPINE! 212 00:10:18,379 --> 00:10:19,862 I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS! 213 00:10:21,379 --> 00:10:24,275 NEXT STOP, MY PERSONAL ART COLLECTION. 214 00:10:24,344 --> 00:10:25,517 All: OW! 215 00:10:25,586 --> 00:10:27,862 IT'S JUST NOT MY NIGHT. 216 00:10:29,896 --> 00:10:32,793 LATER, IN AN ART LOVER'S LAIR... 217 00:10:32,862 --> 00:10:34,275 IS ANYONE STILL ALIVE? 218 00:10:34,344 --> 00:10:35,827 NO. 219 00:10:35,896 --> 00:10:37,827 ANYONE SEEN MY LEGS? 220 00:10:37,896 --> 00:10:39,793 Thundergirl: THE PAINTING. I CAN SEE MY TECHER 221 00:10:39,862 --> 00:10:41,206 ON THAT TABLE OVER THERE. 222 00:10:41,275 --> 00:10:44,413 THE FINEST ART IN THE WORLD IS NOW MINE! 223 00:10:44,482 --> 00:10:46,793 AND NO ONE CAN LOOK AT IT BUT ME! 224 00:10:46,862 --> 00:10:48,034 HA HA HA HA HA! 225 00:10:48,103 --> 00:10:49,793 THINK AGAIN, MAYOR. 226 00:10:49,862 --> 00:10:51,275 ACTION LEAGUE, AWA-AAHHHH! 227 00:10:51,344 --> 00:10:52,793 All: OW! 228 00:10:52,862 --> 00:10:53,965 WHAT'S THIS? 229 00:10:54,034 --> 00:10:57,310 MY PRICELESS WORK FULL OF ACTION JERKS? 230 00:10:57,379 --> 00:10:58,793 FREEZE, MAYOR. 231 00:10:58,862 --> 00:11:01,206 YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! 232 00:11:01,275 --> 00:11:02,448 HOLD IT RIGHT THERE! 233 00:11:02,517 --> 00:11:03,620 ONE MORE STEP, 234 00:11:03,689 --> 00:11:05,862 AND THIS MASTERPIECE IS MASTER PIECES. 235 00:11:07,931 --> 00:11:11,310 BLIMEY! HE'S HOLDING MY TECHEROVER A PAPER SHREDDER! 236 00:11:11,379 --> 00:11:14,896 CAN OUR HEROES DISSUADE HIS DISHONOR 237 00:11:14,965 --> 00:11:16,827 FROM DISMEMBERING DIS PAINTING? 238 00:11:16,896 --> 00:11:19,862 FIND OUT AT THE ACTION- SHATTERED CONCLUSION OF... 239 00:11:23,896 --> 00:11:27,310 GO WAKE YOUR GRAMMY! THERE'S MORE KABLAMMY! 240 00:11:27,379 --> 00:11:28,310 STILL TO COME... 241 00:11:28,379 --> 00:11:30,586 PROMETHEUS AND BOB, 242 00:11:30,655 --> 00:11:32,793 LIFE WITH LOOPY, 243 00:11:32,862 --> 00:11:34,310 AND WHEN WE RETURN, 244 00:11:34,379 --> 00:11:35,965 MORE ACTION LEAGUE NOW! 245 00:11:36,034 --> 00:11:38,862 RIGHT HERE ON KABLAM! 246 00:11:48,551 --> 00:11:50,172 A PAINTING JACKED, 247 00:11:50,241 --> 00:11:52,655 A TROJAN CAT CRACKED. 248 00:11:52,724 --> 00:11:54,517 WITHMY TECHER TEETERING ON 249 00:11:54,586 --> 00:11:56,517 THE BRINK OF TATTERS... 250 00:11:56,586 --> 00:11:58,000 ONE CLEAN SHOT, CHIEF. 251 00:11:58,068 --> 00:12:00,551 ONE CLEAN SHOT IS ALL I NEED. 252 00:12:00,620 --> 00:12:02,068 OK, BUT DON'T MISS. 253 00:12:02,137 --> 00:12:05,793 THE ENTIRE ART WORLD IS DEPENDING ON YOU. 254 00:12:05,862 --> 00:12:08,068 HA HA HA. YOU DON'T HAVE THE GUTS! 255 00:12:08,137 --> 00:12:10,379 THIS PAINTING'S WORTH MILLIONS. 256 00:12:12,620 --> 00:12:13,689 MAKE THAT THOUSANDS. 257 00:12:16,137 --> 00:12:17,827 UH, TRY PENNIES. 258 00:12:17,896 --> 00:12:19,586 THIRD TIME'S THE CHARM. 259 00:12:19,655 --> 00:12:21,068 UH-OH. 260 00:12:21,137 --> 00:12:22,379 AHHHHH! 261 00:12:24,620 --> 00:12:25,724 YES, IT HURTS. 262 00:12:28,137 --> 00:12:30,068 BLAST IT! THAT PAINTING'S MORE SHREDDED 263 00:12:30,137 --> 00:12:32,517 THAN A BOX OF SHREDDED WHEAT IN A SHREDDER! 264 00:12:32,586 --> 00:12:34,551 WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO NOW? 265 00:12:36,068 --> 00:12:38,068 LATER THAT DAY... 266 00:12:38,137 --> 00:12:40,000 CHIEF, I CAN'T THANK YOU ENOUGH 267 00:12:40,068 --> 00:12:42,517 FOR TAKING SUCH GOOD CARE OF MY TECHER. 268 00:12:42,586 --> 00:12:44,551 AW, IT WAS NOTHING. REALLY. 269 00:12:46,068 --> 00:12:47,172 WELL, THUNDERGIRL. 270 00:12:47,241 --> 00:12:49,517 I GUESS WE OWE YOU AN APOLOGY. 271 00:12:49,586 --> 00:12:51,034 YOUR PAINTING SAVED OUR HIDES. 272 00:12:51,103 --> 00:12:55,517 I LIKE THE WAY THUNDERGIRL USES COLOR TO REDEFINE SPACE. 273 00:12:55,586 --> 00:12:57,482 [SNIFFING] MMMM. SNACKERS. 274 00:12:57,551 --> 00:12:58,517 THANKS, GUYS. 275 00:12:58,586 --> 00:13:01,379 IT IS PRETTY GOOD, ISN'T IT? 276 00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:03,103 I LOVE WEENIES. 277 00:13:07,206 --> 00:13:08,586 OOPSIES! 278 00:13:08,655 --> 00:13:10,103 THE END. 279 00:13:17,137 --> 00:13:18,586 ACTION LEAGUE NOW! 280 00:13:18,655 --> 00:13:22,068 U.S.D.A. CERTIFIED ACTION, JUST LIKE-- 281 00:13:22,137 --> 00:13:24,103 [SPOOKY MUSIC PLAYS] 282 00:13:29,137 --> 00:13:30,103 [AH-OOOOO-GA] 283 00:13:32,068 --> 00:13:33,034 [SCRATCHING] 284 00:13:35,068 --> 00:13:38,275 ADMIT IT. YOU THOUGHT HENRY WAS A GONER THERE. 285 00:13:39,827 --> 00:13:42,482 THAT'S BECAUSE OF THE MOOD- ALTERING POWER OF... 286 00:13:42,551 --> 00:13:44,517 THE MUSIC STING. 287 00:13:44,586 --> 00:13:45,965 THANKS, MR. SOUNDMAN. 288 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:51,000 IN THE WORLD OF FILMED ENTERTAINMENT, 289 00:13:51,068 --> 00:13:53,000 THE MUSIC STING IS USED TO PUNCTUATE 290 00:13:53,068 --> 00:13:55,000 THE EMOTIONS OF A SCENE. 291 00:13:55,068 --> 00:13:57,517 WE CALL THAT ONE "THE PANTS-WETTER," 292 00:13:57,586 --> 00:13:59,586 AND I THINK YOU CAN SEE WHY. 293 00:13:59,655 --> 00:14:02,862 [WAH-WAH-WAH-WAH-WAAAAAH] 294 00:14:02,931 --> 00:14:05,586 AH. CHEEKY TRUMPETS. 295 00:14:05,655 --> 00:14:07,586 THAT'S THE STING THAT TELLS YOU 296 00:14:07,655 --> 00:14:09,551 THAT HENRY'S DONE SOMETHING EMBARRASSING. 297 00:14:09,620 --> 00:14:10,724 [DING] 298 00:14:10,793 --> 00:14:12,310 [DING] 299 00:14:12,379 --> 00:14:14,551 IT'S ORANGE SODA, OK? 300 00:14:14,620 --> 00:14:16,068 JERKS. 301 00:14:16,137 --> 00:14:18,724 [BLUES HARMONICA PLAYS] 302 00:14:18,793 --> 00:14:22,068 UH-OH. THAT HEARTBROKE DELTA BLUESMAN 303 00:14:22,137 --> 00:14:24,068 IS THE STING THAT TELLS US 304 00:14:24,137 --> 00:14:26,586 HENRY'S IN ONE OF HIS MOODS. 305 00:14:26,655 --> 00:14:28,620 NICE WORK, MR. SOUND GUY. 306 00:14:30,137 --> 00:14:31,551 [SPOOKY MUSIC PLAYS] 307 00:14:37,586 --> 00:14:39,655 THE PANTS-WETTER DOES IT AGAIN. 308 00:14:41,068 --> 00:14:43,000 IT'S ICED TEA, OK? 309 00:14:43,068 --> 00:14:45,517 THIS IS MY FAVORITE MUSIC STING OF ALL, 310 00:14:45,586 --> 00:14:48,000 THE ONE THAT TELLS US IT'S TIME FOR 311 00:14:48,068 --> 00:14:49,551 PROMETHEUS AND BOB. 312 00:14:51,068 --> 00:14:53,034 900,000 YEARS AGO, 313 00:14:53,103 --> 00:14:55,655 AN ALIEN VIDEOTAPED HIS ATTEMPTS TO EDUCATE A CAVEMAN. 314 00:14:55,724 --> 00:14:58,034 THE PROMETHEUS AND BOB TAPES. 315 00:15:00,448 --> 00:15:02,620 TAPE 256... 316 00:15:11,620 --> 00:15:13,551 EH? 317 00:15:13,620 --> 00:15:16,103 [TALKING ROBOTICALLY] 318 00:15:18,137 --> 00:15:21,620 [ROBOTIC SOUNDS] 319 00:15:23,137 --> 00:15:24,103 EH. 320 00:15:26,137 --> 00:15:27,103 OW! 321 00:15:29,137 --> 00:15:31,551 [CONFUSED] EH! EH? EH! 322 00:15:35,551 --> 00:15:37,551 [ROBOTIC NOISES] 323 00:15:42,551 --> 00:15:45,482 HEY! HEY! HEY! 324 00:15:45,551 --> 00:15:47,551 [SCOLDING] 325 00:15:50,068 --> 00:15:51,034 [CHATTERING] 326 00:15:52,551 --> 00:15:54,551 [SCOLDING] 327 00:15:59,551 --> 00:16:02,068 [STRUGGLING NOISES] 328 00:16:02,137 --> 00:16:03,620 [SPEAKING IN CALMER TONES] 329 00:16:08,620 --> 00:16:09,551 [CRUNCH] 330 00:16:09,620 --> 00:16:11,103 [HOLLERING IN PAIN] 331 00:16:15,103 --> 00:16:17,551 [GRUNTING INQUISITIVELY] 332 00:16:17,620 --> 00:16:19,103 [ROBOTIC NOISES] 333 00:16:27,620 --> 00:16:28,620 [CHATTERING] 334 00:16:33,068 --> 00:16:34,482 [CHATTERING] 335 00:16:34,551 --> 00:16:35,551 [YELLING] 336 00:16:39,551 --> 00:16:40,551 HEY-EY-EY-EY! 337 00:16:42,068 --> 00:16:43,034 [BOB GROANING] 338 00:16:48,551 --> 00:16:49,551 [YELLING] 339 00:16:51,068 --> 00:16:54,034 [HAPPY NOISES] 340 00:17:03,137 --> 00:17:04,103 [CHATTERING] 341 00:17:13,620 --> 00:17:15,103 [YELLING ANGRILY] 342 00:17:27,620 --> 00:17:29,000 WELCOME BACK, KABLAMIGOS. 343 00:17:29,068 --> 00:17:31,000 BE WITH YOU IN UNO MOMENTO. 344 00:17:31,068 --> 00:17:33,000 ON YOUR MARK, GET SET, SLAP! 345 00:17:33,068 --> 00:17:34,482 OW! 346 00:17:34,551 --> 00:17:36,482 [DANCE MUSIC PLAYS] 347 00:17:36,551 --> 00:17:38,137 THAT'S IT. I QUIT. 348 00:17:38,206 --> 00:17:41,000 I DON'T GET IT. I PRACTICE AND PRACTICE, 349 00:17:41,068 --> 00:17:42,586 BUT I CAN NEVER BEAT YOU. 350 00:17:42,655 --> 00:17:45,482 DON'T BE SO HARD ON YOURSELF, HANKSKI. 351 00:17:45,551 --> 00:17:47,620 YOU WIN SOME, YOU-- 352 00:17:47,689 --> 00:17:50,172 WELL, ACTUALLY, YOU NEVER WIN SOME. 353 00:17:51,586 --> 00:17:54,000 I MUST BE DOING SOMETHING WRONG. 354 00:17:54,068 --> 00:17:56,000 I KNOW, I'LL STUDY THE GAME FILM, 355 00:17:56,068 --> 00:17:57,344 JUST LIKE MY HERO, 356 00:17:57,413 --> 00:18:00,896 CLYDE "THE GLIDE" DREXLER WOULD DO. 357 00:18:00,965 --> 00:18:03,862 DANNY, CAN YOU RE-RACK THAT ONE, PLEASE? 358 00:18:03,931 --> 00:18:07,103 DANNY, LET'S NOT AND SAY WE DID. 359 00:18:15,551 --> 00:18:18,000 YOU CHEATED! 360 00:18:18,068 --> 00:18:21,000 OK, OK, I'M SORRY, HENRY. 361 00:18:21,068 --> 00:18:22,000 I ABSOLUTELY SWEAR 362 00:18:22,068 --> 00:18:23,620 ON A STACK OF COMICS 363 00:18:23,689 --> 00:18:25,862 I'LL NEVER DO IT AGAIN. 364 00:18:38,068 --> 00:18:39,517 THE DAYS ARE GETTING SHORTER, 365 00:18:39,586 --> 00:18:41,206 THE NIGHTS ARE GETTING COLDER. 366 00:18:41,275 --> 00:18:43,517 TIME TO PUT AWAY THE BASEBALL BAT 367 00:18:43,586 --> 00:18:45,000 AND GET OUT THE GALOSHES. 368 00:18:45,068 --> 00:18:47,000 YEP, WINTER'S ON THE WAY, FOLKS, 369 00:18:47,068 --> 00:18:49,172 AND NO ONE'S MORE BUMMED OUT ABOUT IT 370 00:18:49,241 --> 00:18:51,482 THAN MY SISTER, LOOPY. 371 00:18:51,551 --> 00:18:52,655 HUMPH! 372 00:18:52,724 --> 00:18:55,206 WINTER'S GONNA BE A BIG, FROZEN FLOP. 373 00:18:55,275 --> 00:18:58,517 YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY FUN WHEN THERE ISN'T ANY SUN. 374 00:18:58,586 --> 00:19:00,344 THOSE GUYS HAVE THE RIGHT IDEA. 375 00:19:00,413 --> 00:19:02,724 THEY'RE FLYING SOUTH FOR THE WINTER. 376 00:19:02,793 --> 00:19:05,758 SOME DUCKS HAVE ALL THE LUCK. 377 00:19:05,827 --> 00:19:07,689 WHAT'S WITH YOU, FELLA? 378 00:19:07,758 --> 00:19:09,586 WHY AREN'T YOU HEADING FOR THE TROPICS 379 00:19:09,655 --> 00:19:11,862 WITH THE REST OF YOUR FANCY FEATHERED FRIENDS? 380 00:19:11,931 --> 00:19:15,586 'CAUSE I'M A CANADIAN WINGLESS DUCK, THAT'S WHY. 381 00:19:15,655 --> 00:19:17,586 EVERY WINTER THOSE GUYS FLY SOUTH, 382 00:19:17,655 --> 00:19:20,103 AND I'M STUCK HERE BY MYSELF. 383 00:19:20,172 --> 00:19:22,103 SOUNDS LIKE YOU WANNA GET AWAY 384 00:19:22,172 --> 00:19:24,586 JUST AS BAD AS I DO. 385 00:19:24,655 --> 00:19:28,586 WAIT. JUST 'CAUSE WE HAVEN'T GOT ANY WINGS 386 00:19:28,655 --> 00:19:30,586 DOESN'T MEAN WE CAN'T FLY. 387 00:19:30,655 --> 00:19:32,965 COME WITH ME, DUCK. I'VE GOT AN IDEA. 388 00:19:33,034 --> 00:19:35,068 BY THE WAY, MY NAME'S MIKE. 389 00:19:35,137 --> 00:19:36,551 HOW'S IT GOING, EH? 390 00:19:36,620 --> 00:19:37,586 MY NAME'S LOOPEESHA, 391 00:19:37,655 --> 00:19:39,620 BUT YOU CAN CALL ME LOOPY. 392 00:19:45,482 --> 00:19:48,551 WELCOME TO FLY BY NIGHT TRAVEL. 393 00:19:48,620 --> 00:19:50,137 HOW MAY I HELP YOU? 394 00:19:50,206 --> 00:19:53,000 WE WANNA FLY SOUTH FOR THE WINTER. 395 00:19:53,068 --> 00:19:55,551 SUPER. HOW ABOUT THIS? 396 00:19:55,620 --> 00:19:57,586 8 DAYS IN JAMAICA, 397 00:19:57,655 --> 00:20:00,000 INCLUDING HOTEL, LIMOUSINE, AND AIR FARE. 398 00:20:00,068 --> 00:20:03,206 ONLY $2,000 PER PERSON. 399 00:20:03,275 --> 00:20:04,586 SOUNDS GOOD, EH? 400 00:20:04,655 --> 00:20:06,413 I'VE GOT 5 BUCKS. 401 00:20:06,482 --> 00:20:09,000 OH, I SEE. 402 00:20:09,068 --> 00:20:11,034 WELL, IN THAT CASE... 403 00:20:13,103 --> 00:20:15,517 Pilot: WE HOPE YOU ENJOYED FLYING WITH US TODAY. 404 00:20:15,586 --> 00:20:18,000 ON BEHALF OF EVERYONE AT VERTIGO AIRLINES, 405 00:20:18,068 --> 00:20:19,379 WE'D LIKE TO SAY... 406 00:20:19,448 --> 00:20:21,482 BOMBS AWAY! 407 00:20:21,551 --> 00:20:23,413 Loopy: WHOOO-HOOO! 408 00:20:23,482 --> 00:20:26,275 Mike: SUN CITY, HERE WE COME. 409 00:20:26,344 --> 00:20:28,965 LAST ONE TO THE BEACH IS A SACK OF SEAWEED. 410 00:20:29,034 --> 00:20:30,000 [CRASH] 411 00:20:32,068 --> 00:20:34,068 OH, NICE GOIN', EH? 412 00:20:34,137 --> 00:20:37,275 I THOUGHT WE WERE FLYING SOUTH FOR THE WINTER. 413 00:20:37,344 --> 00:20:39,000 WE DID, MIKE. 414 00:20:39,068 --> 00:20:42,551 WE JUST FLEW A LITTLE TOO FAR SOUTH. 415 00:20:42,620 --> 00:20:45,241 THIS IS THE SOUTH POLE, 416 00:20:45,310 --> 00:20:47,000 AW, I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN 417 00:20:47,068 --> 00:20:49,034 THIS WOULD HAVE HAPPENED. 418 00:20:49,103 --> 00:20:52,000 LIFE'S A POKE IN THE EYE FOR A GUY WHO CAN'T FLY. 419 00:20:52,068 --> 00:20:54,758 NOW, CUT IT OUT, YOU TWO. 420 00:20:54,827 --> 00:20:56,000 Loopy: PENGUINS! 421 00:20:56,068 --> 00:20:58,448 THAT'S RIGHT, PENGUINS. 422 00:20:58,517 --> 00:20:59,758 FLIGHTLESS BIRDS WHO LIVE 423 00:20:59,827 --> 00:21:01,172 IN SUB-ZERO TEMPERATURES 424 00:21:01,241 --> 00:21:03,517 EVERY GOSH-DARN DAY OF THE YEAR, 425 00:21:03,586 --> 00:21:05,413 AND YOU DON'T HEAR US COMPLAINING ABOUT IT. 426 00:21:05,482 --> 00:21:06,517 RIGHT, GANG? 427 00:21:06,586 --> 00:21:09,034 [ALL SQUAWKING HAPPILY] 428 00:21:12,206 --> 00:21:13,517 LIKE I ALWAYS SAY, 429 00:21:13,586 --> 00:21:15,068 IF LIFE GIVES YOU ICE, 430 00:21:15,137 --> 00:21:16,551 GO ICE-SKATING. 431 00:21:23,310 --> 00:21:25,000 ARE YOU THINKING WHAT I'M THINKING? 432 00:21:25,068 --> 00:21:27,551 LAST ONE THERE'S A FROZEN FISH STICK. 433 00:21:36,586 --> 00:21:38,034 [LAUGHING] 434 00:21:39,551 --> 00:21:40,655 WELL, GUYS, 435 00:21:40,724 --> 00:21:43,517 I'VE HAD THE WILDEST WINTER WEEK EVER, 436 00:21:43,586 --> 00:21:46,000 BUT I'D BETTER BE GETTING HOME NOW. 437 00:21:46,068 --> 00:21:48,000 HEY, MIKE, ARE YOU COMING? 438 00:21:48,068 --> 00:21:51,000 HEY--HEY-- UH, LOOPY? 439 00:21:51,068 --> 00:21:53,000 YOU KNOW, I'VE BEEN THINKING. 440 00:21:53,068 --> 00:21:55,310 MAYBE I'LL STICK AROUND A LITTLE LONGER. 441 00:21:55,379 --> 00:21:57,517 AFTER ALL, SOMEBODY'S GOTTA TEACH THESE WEBHEADS 442 00:21:57,586 --> 00:21:59,931 HOW TO FIRE A SLAP SHOT. 443 00:22:00,000 --> 00:22:01,482 RIGHT, TEAM? 444 00:22:01,551 --> 00:22:03,034 [ALL SQUAWKING] 445 00:22:07,586 --> 00:22:10,517 SO LOOPY CAUGHT A RIDE ON A PASSING FISHING BOAT, 446 00:22:10,586 --> 00:22:13,689 AND WAS HOME BEFORE THE FIRST SNOWFLAKE HIT THE GROUND. 447 00:22:13,758 --> 00:22:16,000 ANYBODY FOR SOME HALIBUT? 448 00:22:16,068 --> 00:22:17,655 EVER SINCE SHE'S BEEN BACK, 449 00:22:17,724 --> 00:22:20,724 LOOPY SURE HAS CHANGED HER TUNE ABOUT WINTER. 450 00:22:20,793 --> 00:22:22,000 [TEETH CHATTERING] 451 00:22:22,068 --> 00:22:24,000 AS FOR THE REST OF US, WELL... 452 00:22:24,068 --> 00:22:26,551 WE'RE LOOKING FORWARD TO AN EARLY SPRING. 453 00:22:29,068 --> 00:22:30,000 WELCOME BACK. 454 00:22:30,068 --> 00:22:31,517 YOU'VE SEEN THE TV SHOW, 455 00:22:31,586 --> 00:22:34,000 YOU'VE CONSIDERED BUYING THE T-SHIRT, 456 00:22:34,068 --> 00:22:36,655 NOW CHECK OUT KABLAM!THE GAME. 457 00:22:36,724 --> 00:22:38,793 LET'S GIVE IT A TRIAL RUN. 458 00:22:43,275 --> 00:22:46,275 WOW! KIDS ARE GONNA LOVE THIS! 459 00:22:48,068 --> 00:22:50,034 THEY SURE ARE. 460 00:22:50,103 --> 00:22:52,517 HEY! THIS ISN'T WHAT WE TALKED ABOUT 461 00:22:52,586 --> 00:22:55,000 AT THE GAME CONCEPT MEETING. 462 00:22:55,068 --> 00:22:57,068 IT WORKS FOR ME. 463 00:23:00,517 --> 00:23:03,000 JUNE, THIS IS RIDICULOUS. 464 00:23:03,068 --> 00:23:04,517 KABLAM!THE GAME SHOULD BE LIKE 465 00:23:04,586 --> 00:23:05,965 KABLAM!THE SHOW. 466 00:23:07,758 --> 00:23:10,000 WHEN YOU'RE RIGHT, YOU'RE RIGHT, HENRY. 467 00:23:10,068 --> 00:23:12,896 I'M GOING TO SETTLE THIS PROBLEM, PRONTO. 468 00:23:12,965 --> 00:23:15,517 AROUND HERE, WHEN I SAY, "JUMP," 469 00:23:15,586 --> 00:23:17,000 PEOPLE SAY, "HOW HIGH?" 470 00:23:18,068 --> 00:23:19,896 AHHHH! 471 00:23:19,965 --> 00:23:21,034 [GRRRRRR] 472 00:23:22,482 --> 00:23:23,482 AHHHHH! 473 00:23:23,551 --> 00:23:24,689 PERFECT. 474 00:23:24,758 --> 00:23:26,448 NOW IT'S JUST LIKE THE SHOW. 475 00:23:30,068 --> 00:23:32,551 GAME OVER, KABLAMERS. SEE YOU NEXT TIME. 476 00:23:38,068 --> 00:23:39,517 JOIN US AGAIN NEXT TIME. 477 00:23:39,586 --> 00:23:41,000 SAMEKABLAM! TIME, 478 00:23:41,068 --> 00:23:43,448 SAMEKABLAM! NETWORK! 479 00:23:48,241 --> 00:23:51,172 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY NICKELODEON AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION 480 00:23:51,241 --> 00:23:54,689 CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE, INC. 481 00:23:54,758 --> 00:23:58,000 PUBLIC PERFORMANCE OF CAPTIONS PROHIBITED WITHOUT PERMISSION OF NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE