1 00:00:01,827 --> 00:00:03,758 WAKE UP THE MASSES! 2 00:00:03,827 --> 00:00:06,758 ASSUME THE CRASH POSITION. 3 00:00:06,827 --> 00:00:08,758 HOLD ON TIGHT! 4 00:00:08,827 --> 00:00:11,275 TAKE A DEEP BREATH... 5 00:00:11,344 --> 00:00:13,827 FOR A NEW KIND OF CARTOON SHOW. 6 00:00:30,482 --> 00:00:32,206 WICKET! WICKET! WICKET! 7 00:00:38,344 --> 00:00:41,103 IIIIIT'S... 8 00:00:41,172 --> 00:00:42,793 KABLAM! 9 00:00:42,862 --> 00:00:45,620 WHERE CARTOONS AND COMICS COLLIDE. 10 00:00:45,689 --> 00:00:48,620 NOW TO TAKE YOU INSIDE AND TURN THE PAGES, 11 00:00:48,689 --> 00:00:51,793 HERE ARE YOUR HOSTS, HENRY AND JUNE. 12 00:00:51,862 --> 00:00:53,793 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY NICKELODEON 13 00:00:53,862 --> 00:00:55,827 AND THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION 14 00:01:03,620 --> 00:01:06,551 GREETINGS, AND WELCOME TO KABLAM! 15 00:01:06,620 --> 00:01:09,000 NOTICE ANYTHING DIFFERENT AROUND HERE? 16 00:01:09,068 --> 00:01:11,586 WELL, YOU'RE ABOUT TO, 17 00:01:11,655 --> 00:01:14,172 BECAUSE THE NETWORK HAS FINALLY DECIDED 18 00:01:14,241 --> 00:01:18,172 IT'S TIME TO MAKE KABLAM! ALL THAT IT CAN BE. 19 00:01:18,241 --> 00:01:20,379 ACCORDING TO OUR NEW DIRECTOR OF RESEARCH, 20 00:01:20,448 --> 00:01:22,758 KABLAM!IS BIG, BIG, BIG! 21 00:01:22,827 --> 00:01:26,448 HOWEVER, A FEW--TWEAKS COULD PUT IT OVER THE TOP. 22 00:01:26,517 --> 00:01:27,862 [CASH REGISTER SOUND- KA CHING! KA CHING!] 23 00:01:27,931 --> 00:01:30,103 WHICH BRINGS US TO TWEAK NUMBER ONE. 24 00:01:30,172 --> 00:01:31,689 HENRY? 25 00:01:31,758 --> 00:01:33,758 [FANFARE MUSIC] 26 00:01:33,827 --> 00:01:35,758 [HOLDING IN LAUGH, THEN GIGGLING] 27 00:01:35,827 --> 00:01:36,793 WHAT? 28 00:01:36,862 --> 00:01:38,275 NOTHING. [HOLDING IN LAUGH] 29 00:01:38,344 --> 00:01:40,586 GO AHEAD AND LAUGH, JUNE, 30 00:01:40,655 --> 00:01:44,896 BUT RESEARCH SHOWS THAT PEOPLE LOVE COLORFUL WINGED INSECTS. 31 00:01:44,965 --> 00:01:46,310 AND WHAT PEOPLE ARE THOSE. 32 00:01:46,379 --> 00:01:48,000 [BAM! BAM! BAM!] 33 00:01:48,068 --> 00:01:49,000 HEY! 34 00:01:49,068 --> 00:01:50,758 [FANFARE MUSIC] 35 00:01:50,827 --> 00:01:55,413 THE SAME PEOPLE WHO LOVE FLUFFY, BUCK-TOOTHED WOODLAND CREATURES. 36 00:01:55,482 --> 00:01:57,068 AND SPEAKING OF CREATURES, 37 00:01:57,137 --> 00:01:59,689 HERE ARE THOSE TWO FUZZY-- 38 00:01:59,758 --> 00:02:02,172 WHAT THE HECK ARE THEY ANYWAY? 39 00:02:02,241 --> 00:02:04,206 SNIZ AND FONDUE! 40 00:02:14,137 --> 00:02:18,689 ♪ OH--PLACIN' SHRIMP, BABY ♪ 41 00:02:18,758 --> 00:02:20,689 YO, BECKY BAKES-IT-UP, 42 00:02:20,758 --> 00:02:22,517 WHAT YOU SHOVIN' IN THE OVEN? 43 00:02:22,586 --> 00:02:24,793 I'M PREPARING UPSCALE SHRIMP COCKTAIL 44 00:02:24,862 --> 00:02:27,137 LIKE IN THE MORE EXPENSIVE RESTAURANTS. 45 00:02:27,206 --> 00:02:32,068 SHRIMP COCKTAIL? NEVER HEARD OF IT. 46 00:02:35,413 --> 00:02:37,206 ENOUGH! 47 00:02:37,275 --> 00:02:41,689 I CAN'T STAND TO SEE YOU WASTING YOUR LIFE ON PRE-PACKAGED SNACKS. 48 00:02:41,758 --> 00:02:43,172 THERE'S SO MUCH MORE OUT THERE. 49 00:02:43,241 --> 00:02:46,413 PLEASE, DO YOURSELF A FAVOR A-AND SAMPLE. 50 00:02:46,482 --> 00:02:48,206 [SNIFF SNIFF] 51 00:02:48,275 --> 00:02:51,448 IT SMELLS FOODY. 52 00:02:52,655 --> 00:02:54,620 YO! WHOA! STOP! 53 00:02:56,172 --> 00:02:59,413 FIRST YOU GOTTA DIP THE LITTLE TROUBLEMAKER IN THIS STUFF. 54 00:03:08,862 --> 00:03:11,275 DE-LICIOUS! 55 00:03:11,344 --> 00:03:12,241 REALLY? 56 00:03:12,310 --> 00:03:13,275 MAY I? 57 00:03:13,344 --> 00:03:14,482 BE MY GUEST. 58 00:03:15,862 --> 00:03:18,517 [SLURP SLURP SLURP!] 59 00:03:18,586 --> 00:03:20,827 WOW! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! 60 00:03:20,896 --> 00:03:23,689 YOU'VE NEVER LIKED ANY OF MY KITCHEN CREATIONS BEFORE. 61 00:03:23,758 --> 00:03:25,413 AW. 62 00:03:25,482 --> 00:03:29,000 ♪ SHAPIRO SHAPIRO, WARP SPEED 10 ♪ 63 00:03:29,068 --> 00:03:30,758 WHO'S YOUR FAVORITE BEST FRIEND? 64 00:03:30,827 --> 00:03:32,241 YOU ARE! 65 00:03:32,310 --> 00:03:33,206 VOILA! 66 00:03:33,275 --> 00:03:35,482 OH, WHAT'S THIS? 67 00:03:35,551 --> 00:03:39,689 TODAY'S SPECIALTY, BELUGA CAVIAR AND HOUSE-CURED GRAVLOX 68 00:03:39,758 --> 00:03:42,655 ON A TOWER OF BALSAWOOD THIN TOASTLETTES. 69 00:03:42,724 --> 00:03:45,000 I WOULD LIKE SHRIMP COCKTAIL. 70 00:03:48,448 --> 00:03:50,793 YOU OFFENSIVE LITTLE... 71 00:03:50,862 --> 00:03:54,758 BUT YOUR SHRIMP COCKTAIL HAS TOUCHED MY SOUL. 72 00:03:54,827 --> 00:03:55,758 WHAT? 73 00:03:55,827 --> 00:03:57,275 NOBODY DOES IT LIKE YOU. 74 00:03:57,344 --> 00:03:59,793 I, UH--WELL, UH-- 75 00:03:59,862 --> 00:04:04,241 YOU ARE THE NUMERO UNO COOKER OF MY HEART. 76 00:04:04,310 --> 00:04:06,517 YOU LITTLE EPICUREAN SCAMP. 77 00:04:08,482 --> 00:04:11,655 Sniz: I'M READY FOR MY SHRIMP COCKTAIL NOW! 78 00:04:11,724 --> 00:04:15,172 DON'T FORGET THE ZEST OF LEMON! 79 00:04:21,827 --> 00:04:23,448 [DING DING DING!] 80 00:04:23,517 --> 00:04:27,379 [DING DING DING!] 81 00:04:27,448 --> 00:04:28,827 [DING DING DING!] 82 00:04:28,896 --> 00:04:30,068 ICE CREAM? 83 00:04:35,517 --> 00:04:36,724 [DING DING DING!] 84 00:04:36,793 --> 00:04:39,827 WHY DO I HAVE TO RING 3 TIMES? WHY? 85 00:04:46,620 --> 00:04:48,586 AAHHH! 86 00:04:48,655 --> 00:04:50,793 I WOULD LIKE SHRIMP COCKTAIL. 87 00:04:50,862 --> 00:04:53,758 THIS HAS GONE FAR ENOUGH! REMOVE! 88 00:04:53,827 --> 00:04:56,724 BUT FONDUE, YOU ARE THE MAN THAT 89 00:04:56,793 --> 00:04:59,034 MAKES SHRIMP COCKTAIL LIKE NO ONE ELSE CAN. 90 00:04:59,103 --> 00:05:01,517 YOU'RE THE PUNGENT YELLOW-LEMON WEDGE. 91 00:05:01,586 --> 00:05:04,586 OH, NO! NOT THIS TIME, GUYO! 92 00:05:04,655 --> 00:05:06,103 I'M ONTO YOUR GAME. 93 00:05:06,172 --> 00:05:08,344 I'M NOT GONNA BE BUTTERED UP ANYMORE! 94 00:05:12,137 --> 00:05:14,241 PLEASE, DON'T BANISH ME NOW. 95 00:05:14,310 --> 00:05:16,000 GO!SELFISH. 96 00:05:16,068 --> 00:05:18,827 HRRRRRH! 97 00:05:26,241 --> 00:05:28,482 [SOUND OF TRAFFIC] 98 00:05:32,965 --> 00:05:34,517 [DOG BARKING] 99 00:05:46,275 --> 00:05:48,689 [OWL HOOTING] 100 00:05:48,758 --> 00:05:53,206 [LOW-VOICED SINGING] ♪ NIGHT FEVER, NIGHT FEVER ♪ 101 00:05:53,275 --> 00:05:54,896 ♪ YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHOW IT ♪ 102 00:05:54,965 --> 00:05:55,689 [VARIOUS ANIMAL SOUNDS FROM THE WOODS] 103 00:05:55,758 --> 00:05:57,206 ♪ TO ME ♪ 104 00:05:58,482 --> 00:05:59,586 HUH? 105 00:06:07,517 --> 00:06:09,068 ASK IF YOU DON'T SEE IT HERE. 106 00:06:13,862 --> 00:06:16,827 SH-SHRIMP COCKTAIL? 107 00:06:18,379 --> 00:06:21,517 YOU'RE IN LUCK! JUST GOT THIS IN THE OTHER DAY. 108 00:06:21,586 --> 00:06:22,827 WE DON'T TAKE CASH, 109 00:06:22,896 --> 00:06:25,000 BUT YOUR SHOES WILL DO NICELY. 110 00:06:35,206 --> 00:06:37,413 [SOUND OF AMBULANCE] 111 00:06:37,482 --> 00:06:40,344 [FUNERAL MARCH PLAYS] 112 00:06:40,413 --> 00:06:42,551 SUPER-SAPPY! 113 00:06:42,620 --> 00:06:45,482 BUT PULLIN' ME IN FIERCE! 114 00:06:45,551 --> 00:06:49,758 Announcer: WE WILL RETURN TO FERRET VALLEY PLACE AFTER THESE MESSAGES. 115 00:06:49,827 --> 00:06:51,310 PERMISSION TO COME ABOARD. 116 00:06:51,379 --> 00:06:53,137 FONDUE! 117 00:06:53,206 --> 00:06:54,482 OH, FONDUE! 118 00:06:54,551 --> 00:06:56,793 I'M SORRY I TRIED TO MAKE YOU MY SHRIMP SLAVE! 119 00:06:56,862 --> 00:07:00,103 APOLOGY ACCEPTED, MY SCAMPY CHAMPY. 120 00:07:00,172 --> 00:07:02,655 I'M SORRY I CUT YOU OFF FROM THE CRUSTACEANS. 121 00:07:02,724 --> 00:07:03,827 FORGIVENESS. 122 00:07:03,896 --> 00:07:05,344 TO MAKE IT UP TO YOU, 123 00:07:05,413 --> 00:07:07,655 I'VE PREPARED A LITTLE SURPRISE-OCOPIA. 124 00:07:07,724 --> 00:07:08,965 VOILA! 125 00:07:09,034 --> 00:07:11,448 BEAM YOUR EYELIDS INTO THE CRAZY WORLD 126 00:07:11,517 --> 00:07:13,344 OF BATTLESTAR SHRIMPERO! 127 00:07:13,413 --> 00:07:15,896 WARP SPEED 10 TO FEELING BETTER AGAIN. 128 00:07:18,137 --> 00:07:22,379 ALL HANDS ABANDON SHIP! VOLCANIC ACTIVITY IN THE IMMEDIATE SECTOR! 129 00:07:22,448 --> 00:07:24,413 [VOMITING SOUNDS] 130 00:07:27,724 --> 00:07:29,827 SHELLFISH-THEMED ENTERTAINMENT. 131 00:07:29,896 --> 00:07:32,551 APPROVED BY THE DIRECTOR OF RESEARCH. 132 00:07:32,620 --> 00:07:36,206 YEAH. JUST LIKE THESE SWELL COSTUMES. 133 00:07:36,275 --> 00:07:38,172 COME ON, JUNE. THE RESEARCH PEOPLE 134 00:07:38,241 --> 00:07:40,724 HAVE BEEN IN THE CARTOON BUSINESS A LONG TIME. 135 00:07:40,793 --> 00:07:42,793 I THINK THEY KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING. 136 00:07:42,862 --> 00:07:45,448 YEAH, YEAH. I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT, HENRY. 137 00:07:45,517 --> 00:07:46,827 OF COURSE I AM. 138 00:07:48,724 --> 00:07:50,827 SO, WHEN THE DIRECTOR OF RESEARCH 139 00:07:50,896 --> 00:07:53,689 SAYS KABLAMNEEDS A LIVE BAND, 140 00:07:53,758 --> 00:07:55,896 WE SAY SOCK IT TO ME! 141 00:07:55,965 --> 00:07:58,241 [MARCHING BAND MUSIC] 142 00:07:58,310 --> 00:08:00,655 UGH! AHHH! 143 00:08:04,482 --> 00:08:07,862 OK. WELL-- LET'S HEAR IT FOR THE BAND. 144 00:08:09,517 --> 00:08:10,965 HAARRRRGH! 145 00:08:18,137 --> 00:08:20,379 Announcer: DATELINE, WORKBENCH LABORATORY, 146 00:08:20,448 --> 00:08:23,793 WHERE BILL THE LAB GUY UNVEILS A TOP SECRET WEAPON 147 00:08:23,862 --> 00:08:26,482 IN THE WAR AGAINST EVIL. 148 00:08:26,551 --> 00:08:28,275 HELLO, MY NAME IS GUNTHER. 149 00:08:28,344 --> 00:08:29,931 WHAT'S YOURS? 150 00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:32,689 AMAZING, BILL THE LAB GUY! GOOD WORK. 151 00:08:32,758 --> 00:08:35,862 I WANT THIS BAD BOY OPERATIONAL A.S.A.P.! 152 00:08:37,758 --> 00:08:39,482 YOU FORGOT TO SAY THE MAGIC WORD. 153 00:08:39,551 --> 00:08:41,068 ALL RIGHT! 154 00:08:41,137 --> 00:08:42,379 PLEASE! 155 00:08:42,448 --> 00:08:44,551 AND KEEP AN EYE OUT. 156 00:08:44,620 --> 00:08:45,931 IF THIS THING FALLS INTO THE WRONG HANDS 157 00:08:46,000 --> 00:08:47,965 WE'LL ALL HAVE OUR BUTTS IN A BEEHIVE! 158 00:08:52,965 --> 00:08:54,034 WORRY WART. 159 00:08:54,103 --> 00:08:56,793 EVERYONE KNOWS THIS LAB IS IMPREGNABLE. 160 00:08:56,862 --> 00:08:59,275 OOH. 161 00:08:59,344 --> 00:09:03,103 HELLO. MY NAME IS HODGEPODGE. 162 00:09:03,172 --> 00:09:04,689 WHAT'S YOURS? 163 00:09:04,758 --> 00:09:07,689 HA HA HA! 164 00:09:11,896 --> 00:09:13,620 STARRING... 165 00:09:13,689 --> 00:09:14,965 HE'S SUPER STRONG 166 00:09:15,034 --> 00:09:16,586 AND SUPER NAKED. 167 00:09:18,379 --> 00:09:20,172 SHE FLIES LIKE THUNDER. 168 00:09:21,827 --> 00:09:24,137 A FORMER NAVY COMMANDO WITH AN ATTITUDE 169 00:09:24,206 --> 00:09:25,862 AS BAD AS HIS ODOR. 170 00:09:25,931 --> 00:09:27,310 AND... 171 00:09:27,379 --> 00:09:31,344 WITH THE POWER TO MELT. 172 00:09:31,413 --> 00:09:33,000 TODAY'S EPISODE... 173 00:09:36,448 --> 00:09:39,482 WE FIND OUR HEROES AT ACTION LEAGUE HEADQUARTERS 174 00:09:39,551 --> 00:09:42,344 UNLEASHING THEIR MOST AWESOME POWER-- 175 00:09:42,413 --> 00:09:43,965 SELF-PITY. 176 00:09:44,034 --> 00:09:47,413 YOU THINK THE X-MEN HAVE TO SWAB THE DECKS? 177 00:09:47,482 --> 00:09:48,827 IN A PIG'S EYE! 178 00:09:48,896 --> 00:09:50,413 [PHONE RINGS] 179 00:09:52,965 --> 00:09:54,310 CUSTODIAL LEAGUE. 180 00:09:54,379 --> 00:09:56,827 IF YOU'VE GOT THE GRIND, WE GOT THE TIME. 181 00:09:56,896 --> 00:09:59,793 KNOCK IT OFF, YOU MELTED MORON! THIS IS THE CHIEF! 182 00:09:59,862 --> 00:10:02,448 I'LL BE OUT AT A CONFERENCE-- 183 00:10:02,517 --> 00:10:03,931 ALL DAY TODAY. 184 00:10:04,000 --> 00:10:07,068 SO, WHY DON'T YOU GUYS TAKE THE DAY OFF? 185 00:10:07,137 --> 00:10:08,275 YOU'VE EARNED IT. 186 00:10:08,344 --> 00:10:11,103 ALL RIGHT!YES! 187 00:10:11,172 --> 00:10:15,310 NOW THAT I'VE STOLEN THAT DOLL'S STUPID VOICE BOX, 188 00:10:15,379 --> 00:10:19,793 I'M GONNA GIVE THOSE JERKS A PERMANENT VACATION. 189 00:10:19,862 --> 00:10:23,793 FINALLY, A CHANCE TO START MY OWN WEB PAGE. 190 00:10:23,862 --> 00:10:26,551 HOW DOES MELTMAN.COM SOUND? 191 00:10:28,310 --> 00:10:29,241 [PHONE RINGS] 192 00:10:29,310 --> 00:10:30,931 ALL RIGHT! MY FIRST HIT. 193 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:31,931 HELLO. 194 00:10:32,000 --> 00:10:34,862 MELTY, IT'S THUNDERGIRL. 195 00:10:34,931 --> 00:10:37,620 I JUST REALIZED I HAVE A CRUSH ON YOU. 196 00:10:39,896 --> 00:10:42,862 MEET ME OUT BY THE WOOD SHED AS SOON AS YOU CAN. 197 00:10:42,931 --> 00:10:46,344 SOONER. AND I'LL BRING MY LIPS. YES! 198 00:10:46,413 --> 00:10:50,068 JERKS! THIS'LL FIX YOUR WAGON! 199 00:10:50,137 --> 00:10:51,827 [PHONE RINGING] 200 00:10:51,896 --> 00:10:54,827 HELLO, THUNDERGIRL? THIS IS MELTMAN. 201 00:10:54,896 --> 00:10:56,344 Announcer: MEANWHILE... 202 00:10:59,517 --> 00:11:03,517 OH, FINALLY A CHANCE TO CATCH UP ON ME SOAPS. 203 00:11:03,586 --> 00:11:08,241 I CAN'T BELIEVE AMANDA IS GOING OUT WITH THAT GOOD-FOR-NOTHING KYLE. 204 00:11:08,310 --> 00:11:09,517 [PHONE RINGS] 205 00:11:09,586 --> 00:11:13,172 HELLO, FLESH AT YOUR SERVICE. 206 00:11:13,241 --> 00:11:15,620 HOWDY, FLESH. THIS IS KENNY ROGERS, 207 00:11:15,689 --> 00:11:19,241 INVITING YOU AND YOUR SMELLY FRIEND TO JOIN MY NEW GYM FOR FREE. 208 00:11:19,310 --> 00:11:20,310 GOODY! 209 00:11:21,793 --> 00:11:25,275 AND SO, WITH HIS EVIL SEEDS SEWN, 210 00:11:25,344 --> 00:11:29,931 THE VENGEFUL HODGEPODGE PREPARES TO REAP A BITTER HARVEST. 211 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:31,931 OK, MELTMAN, WHERE ARE THOSE 212 00:11:32,000 --> 00:11:34,793 FREE ECLAIRS YOU PROMISED? 213 00:11:34,862 --> 00:11:38,655 ECLAIRS? DIDN'T YOU SAY SOMETHING ABOUT A CRUSH? 214 00:11:38,724 --> 00:11:41,000 AHH!OW! 215 00:11:43,551 --> 00:11:46,034 HMM. THINK I'LL START WITH THE HEAVY BAG. 216 00:11:48,551 --> 00:11:50,172 AH! 217 00:11:50,241 --> 00:11:51,275 OUCHIES! 218 00:11:53,275 --> 00:11:55,586 MAN, WHAT A SET GYM. 219 00:11:55,655 --> 00:11:57,724 THIS WHIRLPOOL IS DELUXE. 220 00:11:57,793 --> 00:12:02,000 ♪ LONDON BRIDGE IS FALLING DOWN ♪ 221 00:12:02,068 --> 00:12:04,034 AH! 222 00:12:04,103 --> 00:12:06,620 CHEMICAL WEAPONS! 223 00:12:06,689 --> 00:12:09,482 BLIMEY! I'M BLINDED! 224 00:12:12,241 --> 00:12:14,862 Announcer: LATER THAT DAY... 225 00:12:14,931 --> 00:12:18,275 SO, WHY DON'T YOU GUYS TAKE THE DAY OFF? 226 00:12:18,344 --> 00:12:19,379 YOU'VE EARNED IT. 227 00:12:19,448 --> 00:12:21,586 HA HA HA! 228 00:12:21,655 --> 00:12:24,379 HODGEPODGE, YOU FIEND! 229 00:12:24,448 --> 00:12:27,551 STICKS AND STONES MAY BREAK MY BONES 230 00:12:27,620 --> 00:12:31,827 AND THIS GARAGE DOOR IS GONNA BREAK YOURS! 231 00:12:34,896 --> 00:12:36,586 NOOOO! 232 00:12:36,655 --> 00:12:41,206 Announcer: IS THIS THE FINAL CRUSHING CURTAIN FOR OUR HEROES? 233 00:12:41,275 --> 00:12:44,896 STAY TUNED FOR THE ACTION MUSHED CONFUSION OF... 234 00:12:48,137 --> 00:12:49,620 HEY, KABLAMSTERS, 235 00:12:49,689 --> 00:12:52,068 KEEP YOUR TUSHY ON THE CUSHY! 236 00:12:52,137 --> 00:12:54,965 STILL TO COME, PROMETHEUS AND BOB, 237 00:12:55,034 --> 00:12:57,896 LIFE WITH LOOPY, 238 00:12:57,965 --> 00:13:01,724 AND WHEN WE RETURN, MORE ACTION LEAGUE NOW 239 00:13:01,793 --> 00:13:03,068 RIGHT HERE ON... 240 00:13:11,793 --> 00:13:13,413 Announcer: OUR HEROES CRUNCHED, 241 00:13:13,482 --> 00:13:14,620 CRUMPLED, 242 00:13:14,689 --> 00:13:16,137 CRUSHED. 243 00:13:16,206 --> 00:13:18,689 WITH THE DOOR CLOSING ON ANY HOPE, 244 00:13:18,758 --> 00:13:21,965 THE LEAGUE HAS ONE LAST CARD TO PLAY. 245 00:13:22,034 --> 00:13:23,344 Thundergirl: NO, PLEASE! 246 00:13:23,413 --> 00:13:25,413 DON'T HURT US!WE'LL BE YOUR BEST FRIEND. 247 00:13:25,482 --> 00:13:27,172 Announcer: THE WUSS CARD. 248 00:13:27,241 --> 00:13:32,068 Hodgepodge: NO WAY! YOU ONLY LIKE ME 'CAUSE I'M TRYING TO CRUSH YOU! 249 00:13:34,655 --> 00:13:36,827 HEY! WHAT THE... 250 00:13:36,896 --> 00:13:39,931 ♪ I CAN DIG IT, YOU CAN DIG IT, WE CAN DIG IT, BABY ♪ 251 00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:41,965 ♪ CAN YOU DIG IT? ♪ 252 00:13:42,034 --> 00:13:45,275 HEY, GET OUTTA HERE! YOU'RE RUINING IT! 253 00:13:45,344 --> 00:13:47,620 I'VE GOT CRUSHING TO DO HERE! 254 00:13:47,689 --> 00:13:50,896 AAAH-AAH-AH! 255 00:13:52,206 --> 00:13:54,931 WE'RE SAVED! HURRAY FOR US! 256 00:13:55,000 --> 00:13:59,172 GOES TO SHOW YA. BIG-MOUTHED JERKS ALWAYS GET WHAT THEY DESERVE. 257 00:14:01,965 --> 00:14:04,344 OW! OW! THAT HURT! 258 00:14:04,413 --> 00:14:06,379 Announcer: THE END. 259 00:14:16,379 --> 00:14:18,103 WELCOME BACK. 260 00:14:18,172 --> 00:14:19,206 COOL. 261 00:14:19,275 --> 00:14:21,103 I'M CUT LIKE A ROCK. 262 00:14:21,172 --> 00:14:22,620 THAT'S RIGHT, JUNE. 263 00:14:22,689 --> 00:14:24,586 THANKS TO THE DIRECTOR OF RESEARCH. 264 00:14:24,655 --> 00:14:29,689 AS YOU CAN SEE, KABLAM!VIEWERS WANT MORE PUMPED-UP ACTION. 265 00:14:29,758 --> 00:14:32,413 AND WHAT BETTER WAY TO PUMP UP THE ACTION 266 00:14:32,482 --> 00:14:34,517 THAN BY PUMPING US UP. 267 00:14:34,586 --> 00:14:38,137 LET THE PUMPED-UP ACTION BEGIN! 268 00:14:39,310 --> 00:14:40,379 UH-OH. 269 00:14:56,517 --> 00:14:58,965 AS THE NEW MASTERS OF KABLAM! 270 00:14:59,034 --> 00:15:01,896 WE COMMAND YOU TO WATCH PROMETHEUS AND BOB. 271 00:15:04,586 --> 00:15:06,448 Announcer: WHAT YOU'RE ABOUT TO SEE IS TOP SECRET. 272 00:15:06,517 --> 00:15:09,103 IT IS A VIDEOTAPE RECORDED 900,000 YEARS AGO 273 00:15:09,172 --> 00:15:11,965 BY AN ALIEN USING A REMOTE CONTROLLED CAMERA. 274 00:15:12,034 --> 00:15:15,034 IT SHOWS HIS ATTEMPTS TO EDUCATE A CAVEMAN. 275 00:15:15,103 --> 00:15:17,275 THEY HAVE BEEN CODE-NAMED THE PROMETHEUS AND BOB TAPES. 276 00:15:19,137 --> 00:15:21,344 TAPE NUMBER 42... 277 00:15:23,517 --> 00:15:26,241 HUH? 278 00:15:26,310 --> 00:15:27,275 HEY! 279 00:15:27,344 --> 00:15:28,379 OVER HERE, BOB. 280 00:15:28,448 --> 00:15:29,413 HUH? HUH? 281 00:15:29,482 --> 00:15:31,896 [Prometheus mumbling] 282 00:15:31,965 --> 00:15:34,068 GO IN. GO ON, GO IN. 283 00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:45,655 UNH-UH, UNH-UH, UNH-UH. 284 00:15:49,620 --> 00:15:50,896 [FEARFULLY] EEEEHHH. 285 00:15:50,965 --> 00:15:55,517 HEY, HEY, BOB? YOU GO THERE, OK? 286 00:15:55,586 --> 00:15:57,413 UNH-UH, UNH-UH. 287 00:15:57,482 --> 00:15:58,793 OH! 288 00:15:58,862 --> 00:16:00,310 HEY, HEY, HEY! 289 00:16:00,379 --> 00:16:01,896 [MONKEY SCREECHES] 290 00:16:01,965 --> 00:16:02,965 GET, GET! 291 00:16:05,310 --> 00:16:06,379 OW! 292 00:16:09,137 --> 00:16:11,206 OOHH! 293 00:16:14,482 --> 00:16:17,724 ALL RIGHT. BOB. GO. 294 00:16:26,896 --> 00:16:27,827 [THUMP!] 295 00:16:27,896 --> 00:16:28,827 HEY! 296 00:16:28,896 --> 00:16:30,344 [MONKEY MAKING NOISE] 297 00:16:30,413 --> 00:16:32,758 HUH? HEY, HEY, HEY. COME HERE. QUICK. 298 00:16:32,827 --> 00:16:36,655 COME ON. 299 00:16:36,724 --> 00:16:38,310 COME HERE. 300 00:16:40,241 --> 00:16:42,482 HELP ME PUSH HIM OUT. 301 00:16:43,482 --> 00:16:44,448 HEY! 302 00:16:44,517 --> 00:16:45,413 [MONKEY SCREECHES] 303 00:16:45,482 --> 00:16:47,896 [BOB LAUGHING] 304 00:16:53,482 --> 00:16:56,724 HEY. SEE ME. HEH? 305 00:17:02,034 --> 00:17:02,965 [WHACK!] 306 00:17:03,034 --> 00:17:04,551 OW! 307 00:17:18,379 --> 00:17:19,379 [SCREECH!] 308 00:17:25,344 --> 00:17:27,517 HA HA HA HA HA! 309 00:17:29,655 --> 00:17:31,310 [ALARM GOES OFF] 310 00:17:32,551 --> 00:17:34,413 Bob: HEY! 311 00:17:38,034 --> 00:17:39,482 [MONKEY SCREECHES] 312 00:17:45,275 --> 00:17:47,551 WELCOME BACK TO THE NEW AND IMPROVED KABLAM! 313 00:17:47,620 --> 00:17:49,655 [SIGHS] WHAT NOW? 314 00:17:51,620 --> 00:17:53,206 ARM WRESTLING. 315 00:17:53,275 --> 00:17:54,931 REALLY? 316 00:17:55,000 --> 00:17:56,931 HOW BAD CAN THAT BE? 317 00:17:59,586 --> 00:18:00,758 [GRUNTING] 318 00:18:11,862 --> 00:18:13,689 HOLD IT. THAT'S ENOUGH! 319 00:18:13,758 --> 00:18:15,551 CUT! CUT! 320 00:18:15,620 --> 00:18:18,275 COME ON, HENRY! 321 00:18:20,068 --> 00:18:23,931 I'VE GOT A FEW CHOICE WORDS FOR OUR DIRECTOR OF... 322 00:18:25,586 --> 00:18:27,689 AAAHHHH! 323 00:18:29,448 --> 00:18:31,137 THE MAYOR?! THE MAYOR?! 324 00:18:31,206 --> 00:18:34,275 YOU WERE EXPECTING MAYBE WARREN LITTLEFIELD? 325 00:18:34,344 --> 00:18:36,827 BUT WHY, MAYOR? 326 00:18:36,896 --> 00:18:39,689 WHY ARE YOU SUBJECTING US TO THIS TORTURE? 327 00:18:39,758 --> 00:18:42,620 BECAUSE I WANNA TURN THE PAGE! 328 00:18:42,689 --> 00:18:45,758 FINE, YOU CAN TURN THE PAGE. 329 00:18:45,827 --> 00:18:48,068 JUST LEAVE US ALONE. 330 00:18:48,137 --> 00:18:51,793 HURRAY! HURRAY! I'M THE LUCKIEST BOY! 331 00:18:54,172 --> 00:18:57,586 OK, EVERYBODY, PREPARE YOURSELVES 332 00:18:57,655 --> 00:18:59,586 FOR THE MIXED UP MISADVENTURES 333 00:18:59,655 --> 00:19:03,241 OF THAT SASSY LASSIE WITH A PUPPET CHASSIS, 334 00:19:03,310 --> 00:19:04,896 LOOPY! 335 00:19:12,586 --> 00:19:14,689 HEEEEGH! 336 00:19:14,758 --> 00:19:15,689 OH! 337 00:19:15,758 --> 00:19:18,551 HI, THERE. LARRY HERE. 338 00:19:18,620 --> 00:19:23,137 YOU KNOW, I WASN'T ALWAYS THE PERFECT PHYSICAL SPECIMEN YOU SEE TODAY. 339 00:19:23,206 --> 00:19:25,620 IN FACT, JUST LAST WEEK, WELL... 340 00:19:25,689 --> 00:19:29,241 OOHHH! 341 00:19:29,310 --> 00:19:33,206 190. IN MY BOOK, THAT'S A FEVER, YOUNG MAN. 342 00:19:33,275 --> 00:19:36,655 SON, I'M SORRY, BUT IF YOU'RE NO BETTER BY TOMORROW, 343 00:19:36,724 --> 00:19:39,103 YOUR LITTLE LEAGUE GAME IS OUT! 344 00:19:39,172 --> 00:19:41,344 BUT I'M FEELING BETTER ALREADY. 345 00:19:41,413 --> 00:19:43,862 I'M... [COUGHING] 346 00:19:43,931 --> 00:19:45,827 HOW COME LARRY'S SO SICK, MOM? 347 00:19:45,896 --> 00:19:48,172 THERE'S A FLU BUG GOING AROUND, LOOPY. 348 00:19:48,241 --> 00:19:49,689 A FLU BUG? 349 00:19:49,758 --> 00:19:51,896 LIKE WITH 6 LEGS AND BIG CLAWS? 350 00:19:51,965 --> 00:19:54,655 I WANTED TO TELL LOOPY THAT INFLUENZA, 351 00:19:54,724 --> 00:19:56,862 OTHERWISE KNOWN AS THE FLU, 352 00:19:56,931 --> 00:19:59,275 WAS JUST A MICROSCOPIC VIRUS, 353 00:19:59,344 --> 00:20:01,034 BUT ALL I COULD SAY WAS... 354 00:20:01,103 --> 00:20:02,482 ACHOO! 355 00:20:02,551 --> 00:20:04,172 DON'T WORRY, SNOT SAUSAGE, 356 00:20:04,241 --> 00:20:06,482 NURSE LOOPY'LL BEAT UP THAT BUG FOR YOU. 357 00:20:10,000 --> 00:20:12,793 AH-HAH! MY FIRST CLUE! 358 00:20:12,862 --> 00:20:15,241 SOGGY WADS OF FLU BUG FLOTSAM. 359 00:20:21,620 --> 00:20:23,931 GEE, NICE NEIGHBORHOOD. 360 00:20:28,517 --> 00:20:31,103 PHEW! YOU SCARED ME, BIG FELLA. 361 00:20:31,172 --> 00:20:32,655 I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE... 362 00:20:34,517 --> 00:20:36,517 HEY, YOU! COME BACK HERE! 363 00:20:39,172 --> 00:20:41,000 [HEAVY HOARSE BREATHING] 364 00:20:47,344 --> 00:20:48,275 AH! 365 00:20:48,344 --> 00:20:51,724 AAAHH! 366 00:20:51,793 --> 00:20:53,827 BACK OFF, BOOGER BREATH! 367 00:20:53,896 --> 00:20:59,896 I AM THE GREAT AND POWERFUL FLU BUG! 368 00:20:59,965 --> 00:21:02,000 RAAAAHHH! 369 00:21:02,068 --> 00:21:04,827 [COUGHING] 370 00:21:04,896 --> 00:21:06,344 ACHOO! 371 00:21:06,413 --> 00:21:07,965 WHAT? 372 00:21:08,034 --> 00:21:10,068 I SAID-- 373 00:21:10,137 --> 00:21:17,517 I AM THE GREAT AND POWERFUL--AAAA-- CHOO! 374 00:21:17,586 --> 00:21:20,103 OH, WHO AM I KIDDING? 375 00:21:20,172 --> 00:21:22,137 [WEEPING] 376 00:21:26,172 --> 00:21:27,827 WHAT'S THE MATTER, FLU BUG? 377 00:21:27,896 --> 00:21:28,827 NOTHIN! 378 00:21:28,896 --> 00:21:30,965 BOY, SOMEBODY'S CRANKY. 379 00:21:31,034 --> 00:21:32,448 I AM NOT! [COUGH!] 380 00:21:32,517 --> 00:21:34,586 ALL RIGHT, I AM. 381 00:21:34,655 --> 00:21:36,827 BUT I DON'T FEEL GOOD. 382 00:21:36,896 --> 00:21:38,724 YOU POOR THING. 383 00:21:38,793 --> 00:21:40,862 OH, WHAT DO YOU CARE? 384 00:21:40,931 --> 00:21:43,137 NOBODY LIKES HAVIN' THE FLU. 385 00:21:43,206 --> 00:21:45,448 WELL, MAYBE NOT THE VOMIT LAUNCH VARIETY. 386 00:21:45,517 --> 00:21:47,931 BUT SOMETIMES IT AIN'T SO BAD. 387 00:21:48,000 --> 00:21:49,551 YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL, 388 00:21:49,620 --> 00:21:52,034 AND YOUR PARENTS HAVE TO WAIT ON YOU HAND AND FOOT. 389 00:21:52,103 --> 00:21:53,068 REALLY? 390 00:21:53,137 --> 00:21:55,137 [BLOWING NOSE] 391 00:21:55,206 --> 00:21:56,689 KNOW WHAT I THINK? 392 00:21:56,758 --> 00:21:58,517 YOU'VE BEEN WORKING TOO HARD. 393 00:21:58,586 --> 00:22:00,793 WHY DON'T YOU GET OUT OF THIS CHILLY OL' TOWN FOR AWHILE 394 00:22:00,862 --> 00:22:02,379 AND TAKE A VACATION? 395 00:22:02,448 --> 00:22:06,482 SOMEWHERE WARM, TROPICAL, HEALTHY. 396 00:22:08,206 --> 00:22:11,931 YOU KNOW, THAT SOUNDS LIKE JUST WHAT THE DOCTOR ORDERED. 397 00:22:12,000 --> 00:22:13,931 THANKS, PAL. 398 00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:17,586 SO THAT'S THE STORY, ACCORDING TO LOOPY. 399 00:22:17,655 --> 00:22:19,344 BUT BUG OR NO BUG, 400 00:22:19,413 --> 00:22:21,724 THE VERY NEXT MORNING MY FLU WAS GONE. 401 00:22:21,793 --> 00:22:23,620 IT'S A MEDICAL MIRACLE. 402 00:22:23,689 --> 00:22:25,137 HOP TO IT, SON! 403 00:22:25,206 --> 00:22:27,172 YOU'RE GONNA BE LATE FOR YOUR GAME! 404 00:22:27,241 --> 00:22:28,689 EXCUSE ME, FOLKS. 405 00:22:28,758 --> 00:22:30,965 PACKAGE FOR NURSE LOOPY. 406 00:22:34,379 --> 00:22:38,655 Bug: HI, PAL! I'M IN BEACH BUG HEAVEN. 407 00:22:38,724 --> 00:22:43,103 P.S., ENCLOSED IS A TOKEN OF MY APPRECIATION. 408 00:22:43,172 --> 00:22:46,413 MIGHT COME IN HANDY NEXT TIME YOU WANT A DAY OFF SCHOOL. 409 00:22:46,482 --> 00:22:47,862 HA HA HA HA! 410 00:22:49,965 --> 00:22:52,896 Loopy: A-A-A-ACHOO! 411 00:22:54,172 --> 00:22:57,827 THAT LOOPY IS ONE ZANY YOUNGSTER. 412 00:22:57,896 --> 00:23:00,793 SHE REALLY SHOWED JERRY THAT TIME. 413 00:23:00,862 --> 00:23:03,172 OY. 414 00:23:03,241 --> 00:23:05,655 AND NOW, A LITTLE HAPPY FEET! 415 00:23:05,724 --> 00:23:07,724 HIT IT, SKITCH! 416 00:23:14,310 --> 00:23:16,931 HENRY, WE'VE GOTTA DO SOMETHING. 417 00:23:17,000 --> 00:23:18,965 THE MAYOR'S WRECKING OUR SHOW. 418 00:23:19,034 --> 00:23:20,448 I GOT AN IDEA. 419 00:23:25,517 --> 00:23:27,000 AAHHH! 420 00:23:28,655 --> 00:23:31,413 NICE GOIN', HENRY. 421 00:23:31,482 --> 00:23:33,068 WELL, THAT'S THE SHOW. 422 00:23:33,137 --> 00:23:34,689 WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT TIME 423 00:23:34,758 --> 00:23:37,413 ON THE OLD AND UNIMPROVED KABLAM! 424 00:23:37,482 --> 00:23:38,827 RESEARCH FREE! 425 00:23:38,896 --> 00:23:40,379 LATER, KABLAMOFILES. 426 00:23:43,758 --> 00:23:45,379 Announcer: JOIN US AGAIN NEXT TIME. 427 00:23:45,448 --> 00:23:49,379 SAME KABLAM!TIME, SAME KABLAM!NETWORK! 428 00:23:49,448 --> 00:23:51,379 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY NICKELODEON 429 00:23:51,448 --> 00:23:53,379 AND THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION 430 00:23:53,448 --> 00:23:56,275 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org--