1 00:00:01,862 --> 00:00:03,793 WAKE UP THE MASSES! 2 00:00:03,862 --> 00:00:06,793 ASSUME THE CRASH POSITION. 3 00:00:06,862 --> 00:00:08,793 HOLD ON TIGHT! 4 00:00:08,862 --> 00:00:11,310 TAKE A DEEP BREATH... 5 00:00:11,379 --> 00:00:13,862 FOR A NEW KIND OF CARTOON SHOW. 6 00:00:30,517 --> 00:00:32,241 WICKET! WICKET! WICKET! 7 00:00:38,379 --> 00:00:41,137 IIIIIT'S... 8 00:00:41,206 --> 00:00:42,793 KABLAM! 9 00:00:42,862 --> 00:00:45,655 WHERE CARTOONS AND COMICS COLLIDE. 10 00:00:45,724 --> 00:00:48,655 NOW TO TAKE YOU INSIDE AND TURN THE PAGES, 11 00:00:48,724 --> 00:00:51,827 HERE ARE YOUR HOSTS, HENRY AND JUNE. 12 00:00:51,896 --> 00:00:53,827 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY NICKELODEON 13 00:00:53,896 --> 00:00:55,862 AND THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION 14 00:01:02,862 --> 00:01:04,310 ALOHA, KABLAMAHOLICS. 15 00:01:04,379 --> 00:01:06,344 THANKS FOR JOINING US. 16 00:01:06,413 --> 00:01:08,827 YOU KNOW, IT TAKES MORE THAN GREAT CARTOONS 17 00:01:08,896 --> 00:01:11,103 TO PUT TOGETHER A SHOW LIKE KABLAM! 18 00:01:11,172 --> 00:01:12,586 THAT'S RIGHT, HENRY. 19 00:01:12,655 --> 00:01:14,310 IT ALSO TAKES STAPLES. 20 00:01:14,379 --> 00:01:18,344 AND AS YOU CAN SEE, OUR SUPPLY IS RUNNING DANGEROUSLY LOW. 21 00:01:21,379 --> 00:01:24,103 THAT'S WHY WE'RE HOLDING THE FIRST EVER... 22 00:01:26,379 --> 00:01:28,310 OUR OPERATORS ARE STANDING BY, 23 00:01:28,379 --> 00:01:30,310 SO SHOW US HOW MUCH YOU CARE. 24 00:01:30,379 --> 00:01:31,862 PLEDGE YOUR STAPLES NOW. 25 00:01:34,344 --> 00:01:36,000 [CRICKETS CHIRP] 26 00:01:41,379 --> 00:01:43,793 SURELY THE GREAT ENTERTAINMENT ON KABLAM! 27 00:01:43,862 --> 00:01:46,586 IS WORTH A FEW MEASLY STAPLES. 28 00:01:47,931 --> 00:01:50,000 DID WE MENTION THAT BIGFOOT KNOWS WHERE YOU LIVE 29 00:01:50,068 --> 00:01:52,862 AND CAN PLUCK YOUR HEAD OFF LIKE A GRAPE? 30 00:01:55,344 --> 00:01:56,931 [RINGS] 31 00:01:57,000 --> 00:01:58,655 [ALL TELEPHONES RINGING] 32 00:02:00,379 --> 00:02:02,827 NOW, THAT'S THE SPIRIT OF GIVING. 33 00:02:02,896 --> 00:02:06,793 AND IN RETURN, WE'D LIKE TO GIVE YOU THE GIFT OF LAUGHTER 34 00:02:06,862 --> 00:02:07,965 WITH SNIZ AND FONDUE. 35 00:02:21,862 --> 00:02:23,310 WORST MOVIE EVER! 36 00:02:23,379 --> 00:02:26,689 MAN, SHECKEL IS WAY PAST HIS PRIME. 37 00:02:26,758 --> 00:02:27,793 PSST! FONDUE, COME HERE! 38 00:02:27,862 --> 00:02:28,793 WHAT? 39 00:02:28,862 --> 00:02:30,275 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 40 00:02:30,344 --> 00:02:32,793 IT'S CALLED PLEXING. YOU HOP FROM THEATER TO THEATER, 41 00:02:32,862 --> 00:02:34,137 BUT YOU DON'T GET CAUGHT! 42 00:02:34,206 --> 00:02:36,310 I...I...ISN'T THIS A CRIMINAL OFFENSE? 43 00:02:36,379 --> 00:02:37,793 I MEAN... 44 00:02:37,862 --> 00:02:39,758 LIFE MOVES FAST. IN OR OUT? IN OR OUT? 45 00:02:39,827 --> 00:02:41,758 I-UH-OH...OH... 46 00:02:43,379 --> 00:02:44,793 EXCUSE ME, SIR. 47 00:02:44,862 --> 00:02:46,137 HUH? WHAT? 48 00:02:46,206 --> 00:02:47,793 MAY I SEE YOUR TICKET STUB? 49 00:02:47,862 --> 00:02:49,103 UH...SURE. 50 00:02:52,862 --> 00:02:54,827 YOUR FILM HAS ALREADY LET OUT. 51 00:02:54,896 --> 00:02:57,379 ARE YOU HAVING TROUBLE LOCATING THE EXIT? 52 00:02:59,551 --> 00:03:01,241 [MUTTERING] 53 00:03:08,862 --> 00:03:10,310 WELL, WELL! 54 00:03:10,379 --> 00:03:11,931 OOH! YOU SCARED ME! 55 00:03:12,000 --> 00:03:15,310 YOU SILLY GOOSELING, WHY'D YOU WAIT FOR ME? 56 00:03:15,379 --> 00:03:18,206 OH, I JUST WANTED TO ASK YOU A QUESTION. 57 00:03:18,275 --> 00:03:21,172 WHEN DID YOU BECOME A PSYCHOTIC CRIMINAL? 58 00:03:21,241 --> 00:03:25,310 LOOK, GUY, THAT SHECKEL MOVIE JUST STOLE 8.50 FROM ME. 59 00:03:25,379 --> 00:03:28,310 FOR ONCE, I WANTED CINEMATIC JUSTICE. 60 00:03:28,379 --> 00:03:31,724 JUSTICE? YOU CALL BREAKING THE LAW JUSTICE? 61 00:03:31,793 --> 00:03:34,310 TRY AND LOOK AT IT THIS WAY. 62 00:03:34,379 --> 00:03:36,793 THERE COMES A TIME WHEN YOU JUST HAVE TO WRITE YOUR OWN PLOT 63 00:03:36,862 --> 00:03:38,862 IN THIS NUTTY OLD MOVIE OF LIFE. 64 00:03:47,896 --> 00:03:51,620 CHAMPS, GET READY TO HAVE YOUR LIVES CHANGED! 65 00:03:51,689 --> 00:03:56,344 SO, SNIZZET, I GUESS YOU GOT YOUR MONEY'S WORTH THIS TIME. 66 00:03:59,310 --> 00:04:01,586 NO WAY. HE DIDN'T. 67 00:04:01,655 --> 00:04:03,310 'SCUSE ME, SIR. 68 00:04:03,379 --> 00:04:06,310 THE EXIT IS TO YOUR LEFT. 69 00:04:06,379 --> 00:04:08,034 OH. UM...I... 70 00:04:08,103 --> 00:04:09,793 WE...UH... 71 00:04:09,862 --> 00:04:11,379 I MEAN, UH... 72 00:04:11,448 --> 00:04:12,827 NOTHING. 73 00:04:15,862 --> 00:04:18,310 FONDIONES! ARE YOU STOKEY-STOKED 74 00:04:18,379 --> 00:04:21,310 FOR THE CREATURE THAT CHEWED WITH ITS MOUTH OPEN? 75 00:04:21,379 --> 00:04:24,310 GUY, I'D RATHER PUT MY HAT THROUGH A PAPER SHREDDER 76 00:04:24,379 --> 00:04:25,931 THAN SEE THAT DRECK! 77 00:04:26,000 --> 00:04:28,793 BUT I SHALL ACCOMPANY YOU TO THE CINEMA 78 00:04:28,862 --> 00:04:30,344 TO MAKE CERTAIN YOU PLEX NO MORE. 79 00:04:33,379 --> 00:04:34,827 I MUST SAY, I WAS WRONG. 80 00:04:34,896 --> 00:04:37,275 THAT PICK WAS STRANGELY SATISFYING. 81 00:04:37,344 --> 00:04:39,482 WORTH ALL 850 PENNIES. 82 00:04:39,551 --> 00:04:41,275 I LOVED IT! 83 00:04:41,344 --> 00:04:43,793 SHALL WE PROCEED DIRECTLY TO THE EXITS? 84 00:04:43,862 --> 00:04:45,655 WHATEVER YOU SAY. 85 00:04:45,724 --> 00:04:48,517 BUT AREN'T YOU WONDERING ABOUT MY SHIRT? 86 00:04:50,103 --> 00:04:51,517 ♪ TA DA! ♪ 87 00:04:52,724 --> 00:04:56,275 MULTIPLEXER! 88 00:04:56,344 --> 00:04:57,862 AH, FRUITS! 89 00:05:09,206 --> 00:05:11,137 SNIZ. 90 00:05:11,206 --> 00:05:12,448 SNIZ! 91 00:05:12,517 --> 00:05:14,413 SNIZ, COME OUTSIDE AT ONCE! 92 00:05:14,482 --> 00:05:16,344 SHUT UP AT ONCE! 93 00:05:16,413 --> 00:05:17,827 THIS IS YOUR LAST-- 94 00:05:17,896 --> 00:05:18,965 SHHH! 95 00:05:19,034 --> 00:05:20,793 SNIZ! 96 00:05:24,379 --> 00:05:26,793 SOMEBODY NEEDS TO WORK ON HIS TECHNIQUE. 97 00:05:26,862 --> 00:05:29,137 FOR THE LAST TIME, 98 00:05:29,206 --> 00:05:31,517 IF YOU DON'T SIGN THIS CONFESSION, 99 00:05:31,586 --> 00:05:33,413 WE'RE KEEPING THE HAT! 100 00:05:33,482 --> 00:05:35,310 NO WAY AM I SIGNING THIS! 101 00:05:35,379 --> 00:05:37,172 OH, YES, YOU WILL! 102 00:05:37,241 --> 00:05:38,965 PLEXER! 103 00:05:39,034 --> 00:05:40,793 I'M NO PLEXER! IT WASN'T ME! 104 00:05:40,862 --> 00:05:42,310 IT WAS-- 105 00:05:42,379 --> 00:05:43,344 UH, THAT IS TO SAY-- 106 00:05:43,413 --> 00:05:45,793 WHO ARE YOU COVERING UP FOR? 107 00:05:45,862 --> 00:05:47,896 WHO'S THE PLEXER? 108 00:05:47,965 --> 00:05:49,275 I DIDN'T DO IT. 109 00:05:49,344 --> 00:05:51,827 I DIDN'T STEAL THE MAGICAL TWIG. 110 00:05:51,896 --> 00:05:53,758 COME ON, DEW-BREEZE. WE KNOW IT WAS YOU. 111 00:05:53,827 --> 00:05:57,310 IT WASN'T ME. IT WAS...UH... 112 00:05:57,379 --> 00:05:58,551 I HATE TO SAY. 113 00:05:58,620 --> 00:06:00,551 WHO YA COVERING UP FOR? 114 00:06:00,620 --> 00:06:02,586 WHO'S THE TWIG STEALER? 115 00:06:07,172 --> 00:06:08,103 IT'S ME! 116 00:06:08,172 --> 00:06:09,586 I DID IT! 117 00:06:09,655 --> 00:06:10,862 SUNSHINE SQUIRREL? 118 00:06:10,931 --> 00:06:13,310 DON'T PUNISH MISTY DEW-BREEZE 119 00:06:13,379 --> 00:06:17,000 FOR MY PSYCHOTIC CRIMINAL BEHAVIOR! 120 00:06:19,586 --> 00:06:21,517 FONDUE! 121 00:06:21,586 --> 00:06:23,137 PUNISH THE SQUIRREL... 122 00:06:23,206 --> 00:06:24,689 SEVERELY! 123 00:06:30,448 --> 00:06:32,344 FONDUE! 124 00:06:33,758 --> 00:06:35,000 FONDUE? 125 00:06:36,965 --> 00:06:39,793 I'M TOO LATE. GOOD-BYE! 126 00:06:39,862 --> 00:06:42,241 STUPID MULTI-PLEXER! 127 00:06:42,310 --> 00:06:43,758 AAAHHH! 128 00:06:46,379 --> 00:06:49,655 YOU ARE HEREBY BANNED FROM 40-PLEX CINEMAS 129 00:06:49,724 --> 00:06:51,275 INDEFINITELY! 130 00:06:51,344 --> 00:06:52,793 FONDUE! 131 00:06:52,862 --> 00:06:54,000 GASP! 132 00:06:54,068 --> 00:06:56,793 WAIT! I'M HE. I'M YOUR PLEXER, NOT HIM. 133 00:06:56,862 --> 00:06:58,448 BUT I'VE CHANGED MY WAYS. 134 00:06:58,517 --> 00:07:00,827 FROM NOW ON I PROMISE TO PAY HONEST ROLL 135 00:07:00,896 --> 00:07:03,931 TO SEE BAD MOVIES LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE. 136 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:05,965 THEN YOU'RE BANISHED TOO. 137 00:07:08,379 --> 00:07:12,172 SNIZ, YOU'RE CURED OF YOUR ILL BEHAVIOR! 138 00:07:12,241 --> 00:07:13,655 YES SIRREE! 139 00:07:15,379 --> 00:07:16,931 HERE. CATCH! 140 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:18,620 LOVE YA, MAN! 141 00:07:18,689 --> 00:07:22,241 KINDA BITES THAT WE'RE BANNED FROM THE 40-PLEX. 142 00:07:22,310 --> 00:07:26,137 TRUISM. I GUESS NOW WE'LL HAVE TO CHECK OUT THIS PLACE! 143 00:07:26,206 --> 00:07:27,793 WHOO-HOO! 144 00:07:27,862 --> 00:07:30,517 HOO-WEE! YES SIRREE! 145 00:07:32,896 --> 00:07:35,793 ANOTHER PANTS-RIPPING EPISODE OF SNIZ AND FONDUE. 146 00:07:35,862 --> 00:07:38,689 AND SO WELL STAPLED TOGETHER. 147 00:07:38,758 --> 00:07:41,310 REMEMBER, IF YOU'D LIKE TO CONTINUE ENJOYING 148 00:07:41,379 --> 00:07:43,310 THIS KIND OF KABLAMARIFIC ENTERTAINMENT, 149 00:07:43,379 --> 00:07:46,344 WE NEED YOUR STAPLES. 150 00:07:46,413 --> 00:07:48,793 BUT WE WOULDN'T EXPECT SOMETHING FOR NOTHING, 151 00:07:48,862 --> 00:07:50,310 WOULD WE, HENRY? 152 00:07:50,379 --> 00:07:51,827 NO, JUNE, WE CERTAINLY WOULDN'T. 153 00:07:51,896 --> 00:07:54,310 THAT'S WHY FOR A PLEDGE OF 1,000 STAPLES, 154 00:07:54,379 --> 00:07:59,517 WE'LL SEND YOU THESE HANDSOME MELTMAN OVEN MITTS. 155 00:07:59,586 --> 00:08:02,000 FOR 500 STAPLES, YOU'LL GET 156 00:08:02,068 --> 00:08:04,034 THIS PROMETHEUS AND BOB AIR FRESHENER. 157 00:08:06,379 --> 00:08:08,689 MMM! MESOZOIC! 158 00:08:11,965 --> 00:08:13,827 AND IF YOU PLEDGE RIGHT NOW, 159 00:08:13,896 --> 00:08:17,482 YOU'LL ALSO GET MY BRAND NEW POWER TOOLS CALENDAR. 160 00:08:17,551 --> 00:08:21,344 WITH 12 PHOTOS THAT REFLECT MY EVER-CHANGING MOODS. 161 00:08:24,379 --> 00:08:25,620 [DIAL TONE] 162 00:08:25,689 --> 00:08:29,620 UH, ACTUALLY, I THINK WE JUST RAN OUT OF THOSE. 163 00:08:29,689 --> 00:08:31,068 [PHONES RING] 164 00:08:32,413 --> 00:08:34,827 AND SPEAKING OF SCARY SHIRTLESS GUYS, 165 00:08:34,896 --> 00:08:38,482 HERE COMES THE FLESH AND THE REST OF THE ACTION LEAGUE NOW. 166 00:08:39,862 --> 00:08:41,793 DATELINE, CHLORINE LAKE. 167 00:08:41,862 --> 00:08:43,793 A SUMMER CROWD TURNS OUT 168 00:08:43,862 --> 00:08:47,310 AS THE MAYOR TURNS A TIDY PROFIT. 169 00:08:47,379 --> 00:08:51,310 AH-HA! MY NEW RESORT WILL MAKE ME RICH THIS SUMMER! 170 00:08:51,379 --> 00:08:53,310 RICH! WHO'S NEXT? 171 00:08:53,379 --> 00:08:55,862 YES, PLEASE. ONE WIENER. 172 00:08:55,931 --> 00:08:58,310 THAT'LL BE 50 BUCKS. 173 00:08:58,379 --> 00:09:01,862 Announcer: BUT AS THE FLESH FEEDS ON A FRANK, 174 00:09:01,931 --> 00:09:05,689 DANGER STALKS AN UNSUSPECTING PREY. 175 00:09:11,103 --> 00:09:12,275 AAAAHH! 176 00:09:12,344 --> 00:09:13,275 SAVE ME! 177 00:09:13,344 --> 00:09:15,551 HELP! 178 00:09:15,620 --> 00:09:18,310 HEY, LOOK. THAT GUY'S WAVING AT US. 179 00:09:18,379 --> 00:09:20,793 HE MUST BE ONE OF OUR FANS. 180 00:09:20,862 --> 00:09:22,000 HOWDY, GOOD CITIZEN! 181 00:09:22,068 --> 00:09:23,000 AAAAAHH! 182 00:09:23,068 --> 00:09:24,034 HELP! SAVE-- 183 00:09:25,275 --> 00:09:27,586 I WONDER WHY HE STOPPED WAVING. 184 00:09:30,379 --> 00:09:32,482 MAYBE BECAUSE HE LOST HIS HAND? 185 00:09:32,551 --> 00:09:35,310 BLIMEY! EVERYBODY OUT OF THE DRINK! 186 00:09:35,379 --> 00:09:36,896 [SCREAMING] 187 00:09:43,241 --> 00:09:44,689 STARRING THE FLESH. 188 00:09:44,758 --> 00:09:48,206 HE'S SUPER STRONG AND SUPER NAKED. 189 00:09:48,275 --> 00:09:51,551 THUNDER GIRL. SHE FLIES LIKE THUNDER. 190 00:09:51,620 --> 00:09:54,034 STINKY DIVER. A FORMER NAVY COMMANDO 191 00:09:54,103 --> 00:09:57,000 WITH AN ATTITUDE AS BAD AS HIS ODOR. 192 00:09:57,068 --> 00:10:00,793 AND MELTMAN, WITH THE POWER TO... 193 00:10:00,862 --> 00:10:02,793 MELT. 194 00:10:02,862 --> 00:10:04,344 TODAY'S EPISODE... 195 00:10:07,379 --> 00:10:10,310 WE FIND OUR HEROES IN A SOMBER MOOD, 196 00:10:10,379 --> 00:10:13,241 PONDERING A TERRIBLE TRAGEDY. 197 00:10:13,310 --> 00:10:17,931 HEY, BILL, DON'T BOTHER READING HIS LIFELINE! 198 00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:19,896 HA HA HA HA HA HA! 199 00:10:19,965 --> 00:10:22,827 JUST AS I THOUGHT. THE KILLER'S A TROPHY BASS. 200 00:10:22,896 --> 00:10:25,310 I'VE BEEN WANTING TO STUDY THIS MAGNIFICENT CREATURE FOR YEARS. 201 00:10:25,379 --> 00:10:27,827 YOU CAN STUDY IT AFTER WE HARPOON IT, 202 00:10:27,896 --> 00:10:30,103 GUT IT, AND SERVE IT UP WITH CHIPS AND VINEGAR. 203 00:10:30,172 --> 00:10:33,310 COME ON, GANG. WE'VE GOT A JOB TO DO! 204 00:10:33,379 --> 00:10:37,793 SO HAVE I, MR. DIVER. SO HAVE I. 205 00:10:37,862 --> 00:10:38,793 MOMENTS LATER... 206 00:10:38,862 --> 00:10:40,827 YOU CAN'T CLOSE THE BEACH 207 00:10:40,896 --> 00:10:43,241 JUST BECAUSE OF SOME FREAK ACCIDENT! 208 00:10:43,310 --> 00:10:46,862 THESE WATERS ARE SAFE! SAFE, I SAY! 209 00:10:49,689 --> 00:10:53,517 WELL, I GUESS THE WATER'S A BIT CHOPPY TODAY. 210 00:10:53,586 --> 00:10:55,517 MEANWHILE, BILL THE LAB GUY 211 00:10:55,586 --> 00:11:00,310 COMBS THE DEEP END USING STATE OF THE ART OPTICAL GEAR. 212 00:11:00,379 --> 00:11:02,931 OH! THIS IS COOL! 213 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:05,275 LOOK AT THE COLORS! 214 00:11:05,344 --> 00:11:07,068 WHOA! 215 00:11:07,137 --> 00:11:10,586 UH, DADDY, SHOULDN'T WE BE LOOKING FOR THAT KILLER FISH? 216 00:11:10,655 --> 00:11:11,827 UH, RIGHT, OF COURSE. 217 00:11:11,896 --> 00:11:14,310 MAKE READY THE VIEWING CAGE, QUIRKY. 218 00:11:14,379 --> 00:11:15,413 Announcer: MEANWHILE... 219 00:11:15,482 --> 00:11:18,482 LOOK, EVERYONE, IT'S ME, YOUR MAYOR! 220 00:11:18,551 --> 00:11:21,965 ENJOYING THE SUPER SAFE WATERS OF MY FABULOUS RESORT! 221 00:11:22,034 --> 00:11:22,965 HOW RELAXING. 222 00:11:23,034 --> 00:11:24,034 [CHOMP!] 223 00:11:28,379 --> 00:11:31,620 ANYONE UP FOR A LITTLE MARCO POLO? 224 00:11:38,379 --> 00:11:39,827 WHAT A SPECIMEN! 225 00:11:39,896 --> 00:11:42,827 HIS PHYSIOGNOMY UNCHANGED FOR MILLIONS OF YEARS! 226 00:11:42,896 --> 00:11:47,000 IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO THE GAPING JAWS OF THE PAST! 227 00:11:48,379 --> 00:11:51,344 OH, NO! I WAS AFRAID OF THIS! 228 00:11:55,379 --> 00:11:57,172 THAT'S BAD. 229 00:11:57,241 --> 00:12:01,137 WITH BILL THE LAB GUY IN OVER HIS POINTY HEAD, 230 00:12:01,206 --> 00:12:03,310 CAN THE ACTION LEAGUE SAVE HIM 231 00:12:03,379 --> 00:12:05,172 FROM BECOMING ACTION CHUM? 232 00:12:05,241 --> 00:12:07,758 HAVE YOU EVER SEEN THIS SHOW BEFORE? 233 00:12:07,827 --> 00:12:11,275 STAY TUNED FOR THE ACTION SOAKED CONCLUSION OF... 234 00:12:14,793 --> 00:12:15,793 HEY, KABLAMSTERS, 235 00:12:15,862 --> 00:12:18,310 KEEP YOUR TOOSHY ON THE CUSHY! 236 00:12:18,379 --> 00:12:21,689 STILL TO COME, LIFE WITH LOOPY, 237 00:12:21,758 --> 00:12:24,586 PROMETHEUS AND BOB, 238 00:12:24,655 --> 00:12:28,137 AND WHEN WE RETURN, MORE ACTION LEAGUE NOW! 239 00:12:28,206 --> 00:12:30,655 RIGHT HERE ON KABLAM! 240 00:12:38,413 --> 00:12:40,172 FISH HUNGRY. 241 00:12:40,241 --> 00:12:42,655 MAYOR KNEED. 242 00:12:42,724 --> 00:12:44,724 LAB GUY LUNCH. 243 00:12:44,793 --> 00:12:45,965 WITH TIME RUNNING OUT, 244 00:12:46,034 --> 00:12:47,965 THE ACTION LEAGUE MAKES THE KIND OF RESCUE 245 00:12:48,034 --> 00:12:49,448 THEY'RE FAMOUS FOR... 246 00:12:49,517 --> 00:12:51,965 AAAAHHH!AAAAH! 247 00:12:52,034 --> 00:12:55,275 A REALLY STUPID ONE. 248 00:12:55,344 --> 00:12:57,413 Stinky: I'M GOING IN. COVER ME! 249 00:12:59,344 --> 00:13:02,551 All: WHEEEE! 250 00:13:03,965 --> 00:13:07,655 BASS REPELLENT. GET YOUR BASS REPELLENT! 251 00:13:07,724 --> 00:13:09,586 UH-OH. HERE'S TROUBLE. 252 00:13:13,586 --> 00:13:15,551 MEANWHILE... 253 00:13:15,620 --> 00:13:17,551 LAB GUY, YOU'RE ALIVE! 254 00:13:17,620 --> 00:13:20,103 NOW OUT OF THE WAY SO I CAN TERMINATE 255 00:13:20,172 --> 00:13:22,206 THIS MONSTER WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE. 256 00:13:22,275 --> 00:13:24,551 STINKY, NO! IN THE NAME OF SCIENCE, 257 00:13:24,620 --> 00:13:27,517 I CAN'T LET YOU! HE'S NOT EVIL. 258 00:13:27,586 --> 00:13:29,896 HE'S JUST HUNGRY! 259 00:13:29,965 --> 00:13:31,517 AHHHHHHHH! 260 00:13:31,586 --> 00:13:32,965 YOU SAID A MOUTHFUL! 261 00:13:33,034 --> 00:13:36,379 HEY, FISHY, THE BUFFET IS CLOSED! 262 00:13:40,034 --> 00:13:41,965 WHOA! 263 00:13:44,034 --> 00:13:46,206 [GURGLING] WHOA-OA-OA-OA-OA! 264 00:13:46,275 --> 00:13:47,689 BLIMEY! 265 00:13:58,034 --> 00:13:59,965 OH, STINKY... 266 00:14:00,034 --> 00:14:02,241 WHEN WILL THE KILLING STOP? 267 00:14:02,310 --> 00:14:05,034 YOU SCIENCE GUYS JUST DON'T GET IT, DO YOU? 268 00:14:05,103 --> 00:14:07,551 MAN WAS BORN TO DOMINATE THE EARTH 269 00:14:07,620 --> 00:14:10,551 AND TO CRUSH HIS ADVERSARIES IN THE WILD! 270 00:14:10,620 --> 00:14:12,137 PERIOD! END OF SENTENCE! 271 00:14:12,206 --> 00:14:13,827 [HORN HONKING] 272 00:14:15,655 --> 00:14:16,586 BLIMEY! 273 00:14:16,655 --> 00:14:18,103 Announcer: THE END. 274 00:14:23,620 --> 00:14:26,517 THAT WAS SOME ACTION, HUH, JUNE? 275 00:14:26,586 --> 00:14:28,034 SURE WAS, HENRY. 276 00:14:28,103 --> 00:14:29,551 AND WE'VE GOT PLENTY MORE, 277 00:14:29,620 --> 00:14:31,724 RIGHT HERE ON THE STAPLETHON. 278 00:14:31,793 --> 00:14:33,689 WE DO? 279 00:14:34,896 --> 00:14:36,965 YES, WE SURE DO! 280 00:14:37,034 --> 00:14:38,965 WE ARE LOADED FOR BEAR. 281 00:14:39,034 --> 00:14:41,137 BOY OH BOY! 282 00:14:41,206 --> 00:14:44,034 [PHONES RINGING] 283 00:14:48,551 --> 00:14:49,965 WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW? 284 00:14:50,034 --> 00:14:51,482 LOOK WHO IT IS, HENRY. 285 00:14:51,551 --> 00:14:54,517 OUR VERY OWN KABLAM! STAGEHAND RON SPIEGEL. 286 00:14:57,034 --> 00:14:58,482 HI, RON. 287 00:14:58,551 --> 00:15:01,517 LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE GOT SOME FLAPPAGE THERE. 288 00:15:01,586 --> 00:15:02,586 YUP. 289 00:15:06,137 --> 00:15:10,517 TELL ME, HOW DO YOU HANDLE A TRICKY SITUATION LIKE THAT? 290 00:15:10,586 --> 00:15:12,068 STAPLE IT. 291 00:15:13,172 --> 00:15:15,931 OK, GREAT. CAN WE GET A DRUMROLL? 292 00:15:24,620 --> 00:15:27,931 WOW! LET'S SEE THAT AGAIN IN SLOW-MO. 293 00:15:33,862 --> 00:15:35,758 RON SPIEGEL, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN. 294 00:15:35,827 --> 00:15:38,000 KEEPING KABLAM! TOGETHER. 295 00:15:39,413 --> 00:15:42,965 RON, WOULD YOU LIKE TO INTRODUCE OUR NEXT CARTOON? 296 00:15:43,034 --> 00:15:44,965 NOT REALLY. 297 00:15:54,034 --> 00:15:57,862 ♪♪♪ 298 00:16:00,551 --> 00:16:03,310 PSST! IT'S ME, LARRY. 299 00:16:03,379 --> 00:16:05,137 WANNA KNOW A SECRET? 300 00:16:05,206 --> 00:16:07,620 LAST WEEK SOMEBODY IN THIS FAMILY 301 00:16:07,689 --> 00:16:11,034 HAD, SHALL WE SAY, A WEE ACCIDENT? 302 00:16:11,103 --> 00:16:12,034 NO, I DIDN'T! 303 00:16:12,103 --> 00:16:14,517 A CASE OF LEAKY LEDERHOSEN. 304 00:16:14,586 --> 00:16:15,551 HE'S LYING! 305 00:16:15,620 --> 00:16:18,034 WHAT I'M TRYING TO SAY IS, 306 00:16:18,103 --> 00:16:20,034 LOOPY WET THE BED! 307 00:16:20,103 --> 00:16:22,965 I DID NOT! 308 00:16:23,034 --> 00:16:26,034 PUMPKIN, IT'S NOTHING TO BE ASHAMED OF. 309 00:16:26,103 --> 00:16:28,034 SOME OF HISTORY'S GREATEST HEROES 310 00:16:28,103 --> 00:16:29,551 HAD PLUMBING PROBLEMS. 311 00:16:29,620 --> 00:16:32,965 JULIUS CAESAR, JOAN OF ARC... 312 00:16:33,034 --> 00:16:35,000 EVEN YOU, DEAR. 313 00:16:35,068 --> 00:16:37,172 I AM NOT WETTING THE BED! 314 00:16:37,241 --> 00:16:40,172 HONEY, WE KNOW IT'S JUST A PHASE YOU'RE GOING THROUGH. 315 00:16:40,241 --> 00:16:41,896 AND WE LOVE YOU JUST THE SAME. 316 00:16:41,965 --> 00:16:43,482 OK, NONBELIEVERS, 317 00:16:43,551 --> 00:16:45,448 UNBUTTON YOUR EAR FLAPS. 318 00:16:45,517 --> 00:16:47,482 HERE'S THE SCOOP. 319 00:16:47,551 --> 00:16:49,655 REMEMBER WHEN ELLIOT DIED 320 00:16:49,724 --> 00:16:51,965 AND YOU FLUSHED HIM DOWN THE TOILET BECAUSE 321 00:16:52,034 --> 00:16:53,758 THAT'S WHERE YOU SAID GOLDFISH HEAVEN WAS? 322 00:16:53,827 --> 00:16:57,965 AND THEN I DRESSED UP AS A GOLDFISH AND SWAM DOWN TO FIND ELLIOT'S GHOST? 323 00:16:58,034 --> 00:16:59,620 UH... 324 00:16:59,689 --> 00:17:01,034 WELL, NOW EVERY NIGHT, ELLIOT'S GHOST 325 00:17:01,103 --> 00:17:03,551 JUMPS UP OUT OF THE TOILET TO VISIT ME. 326 00:17:03,620 --> 00:17:07,241 ONLY TROUBLE IS HE ALWAYS LEAVES A WET PATCH IN THE BED. 327 00:17:07,310 --> 00:17:09,068 WELL, THAT'S A VERY NICE STORY. 328 00:17:09,137 --> 00:17:12,448 BUT WE'D PREFER TO HEAR THE TRUTH, YOUNG LADY. 329 00:17:12,517 --> 00:17:14,000 GRRRRRRR. 330 00:17:14,068 --> 00:17:15,551 Larry: WELL, I FELT KINDA BAD FOR LOOPY, 331 00:17:15,620 --> 00:17:19,034 BUT COME ON, A GOLDFISH GHOST? 332 00:17:19,103 --> 00:17:20,931 GET REAL! 333 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:22,586 [CRICKETS CHIRPING] 334 00:17:23,586 --> 00:17:25,517 [DOOR CREAKS] 335 00:17:29,448 --> 00:17:32,103 WHATSA MATTER, KID? SOMETHING BOTHERING YA? 336 00:17:32,172 --> 00:17:34,965 LISTEN, ELLIOT, WE GOTTA STOP MEETING LIKE THIS! 337 00:17:35,034 --> 00:17:36,482 YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT, KID. 338 00:17:36,551 --> 00:17:38,965 IT'S BEEN FUN, BUT MAYBE IT'S TIME-- 339 00:17:39,034 --> 00:17:41,448 FROM NOW ON, LET'S MEET IN THE LAUNDRY ROOM INSTEAD. 340 00:17:41,517 --> 00:17:43,137 HMM. 341 00:17:43,206 --> 00:17:46,482 LOOP, YOU KNOW, I THINK IT'S TIME YOU FORGOT YOUR OLD GOLDFISH 342 00:17:46,551 --> 00:17:48,482 AND FOUND YOURSELF A NEW PET. 343 00:17:48,551 --> 00:17:51,517 COME ON, KID, LEMME INTRODUCE YOU TO SOME FRIENDS OF MINE. 344 00:17:55,551 --> 00:17:56,965 THERE YOU ARE, LOOP. 345 00:17:57,034 --> 00:18:00,137 AN OCEAN OF POSSIBILITIES. 346 00:18:00,206 --> 00:18:03,034 OH, LOOP! TAKE A LOOK AT THIS ONE! 347 00:18:03,103 --> 00:18:04,517 KINDA WIMPY. 348 00:18:04,586 --> 00:18:06,448 OK, HOW ABOUT THIS GUY? 349 00:18:06,517 --> 00:18:08,793 NOW, THAT'S A GOOD-LOOKING FISH! 350 00:18:08,862 --> 00:18:12,000 SURE, IF YOU'RE INTO POST-NUCLEAR MUTATION. 351 00:18:12,068 --> 00:18:15,034 DON'T WORRY, KID. THERE'S HUNDREDS TO CHOOSE FROM HERE. 352 00:18:15,103 --> 00:18:16,586 AND ONE OF THEM'S GOT YOUR NAME ON IT. 353 00:18:19,586 --> 00:18:21,172 NONE OF THEM? 354 00:18:21,241 --> 00:18:23,034 WHAT WE HAVE IS SPECIAL. 355 00:18:23,103 --> 00:18:25,758 YOU CAN'T JUST BUY IT IN A STORE. 356 00:18:25,827 --> 00:18:27,655 AH, FISH STICKS! 357 00:18:27,724 --> 00:18:30,310 [MEOW!] 358 00:18:31,965 --> 00:18:33,724 UH-OH! BETTER ROLL YOUR FINS, ELLIOT, 359 00:18:33,793 --> 00:18:35,344 OR YOU'RE CAT FOOD! 360 00:18:47,551 --> 00:18:49,379 ELLIOT, THE BACK DOOR! 361 00:18:56,137 --> 00:18:57,931 HEAD FOR THE BATHROOM! 362 00:19:00,931 --> 00:19:02,517 [MEOW!] 363 00:19:02,586 --> 00:19:04,137 YOU POOR THING. 364 00:19:04,206 --> 00:19:06,241 YOU'RE REAL HUNGRY, AREN'T YOU? 365 00:19:06,310 --> 00:19:07,586 [SLURPING] 366 00:19:09,103 --> 00:19:11,551 WELL, I GUESS WE'LL NEVER KNOW 367 00:19:11,620 --> 00:19:13,551 EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED THAT NIGHT, 368 00:19:13,620 --> 00:19:15,551 BUT I TELL YOU ONE THING... 369 00:19:17,103 --> 00:19:19,551 I GOT A FEELING THAT'S THE LAST WE'RE GONNA HEAR 370 00:19:19,620 --> 00:19:22,068 ABOUT LOOPY'S LITTLE PLUMBING PROBLEM. 371 00:19:30,758 --> 00:19:33,241 WELCOME BACK. WE'RE IN MINUTE 20 OF THE STAPLETHON, 372 00:19:33,310 --> 00:19:36,241 AND THE KABLAMERTAINMENT IS REALLY HEATING UP. 373 00:19:36,310 --> 00:19:38,241 WHILE WE CONTINUE TO TAKE YOUR PLEDGES, 374 00:19:38,310 --> 00:19:41,241 MY COHOST WILL NOW SHARE WITH US A SPECIAL TALENT. 375 00:19:41,310 --> 00:19:43,275 I GIVE YOU HENRY. 376 00:20:20,758 --> 00:20:23,172 NOW, THAT'S WHAT I CALL KABLAMERTAINMENT. 377 00:20:23,241 --> 00:20:25,655 AND NOW HERE'S SOMETHING YOU'LL CALL 378 00:20:25,724 --> 00:20:27,206 PROMETHEUS AND BOB. 379 00:20:28,379 --> 00:20:30,172 WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO SEE IS TOP SECRET. 380 00:20:30,241 --> 00:20:32,689 IT IS A VIDEO TAPE RECORDED 900,000 YEARS AGO 381 00:20:32,758 --> 00:20:35,689 BY AN ALIEN USING A REMOTE CONTROLLED CAMERA. 382 00:20:35,758 --> 00:20:38,896 IT SHOWS HIS ATTEMPTS TO EDUCATE A CAVE MAN. 383 00:20:38,965 --> 00:20:41,206 THEY HAVE BEEN CODENAMED THE PROMETHEUS AND BOB TAPES. 384 00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:43,758 TAPE 10... 385 00:20:52,241 --> 00:20:53,931 [SCRATCHING] 386 00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:55,724 [SNIFFING] 387 00:20:56,965 --> 00:20:58,206 HEY! 388 00:21:01,310 --> 00:21:03,206 [SPEAKING ROBOTICALLY] 389 00:21:04,241 --> 00:21:06,206 WATCH ME. WATCH. 390 00:21:09,241 --> 00:21:10,172 [MOANING] 391 00:21:10,241 --> 00:21:12,724 HUH? JEEZ... 392 00:21:20,724 --> 00:21:22,206 WATCH. 393 00:21:28,586 --> 00:21:30,206 NOW YOU. GO AHEAD. 394 00:21:31,482 --> 00:21:33,206 OW! 395 00:21:34,241 --> 00:21:35,172 [SCREECHING] 396 00:21:35,241 --> 00:21:36,206 [LAUGHING] 397 00:21:40,241 --> 00:21:42,172 [GROWLING] 398 00:21:42,241 --> 00:21:44,206 HEY, COME ON. 399 00:21:46,241 --> 00:21:47,551 READY... 400 00:21:47,620 --> 00:21:49,862 [SCREECHING] 401 00:21:49,931 --> 00:21:51,172 STOP IT, YOU, WILL YA? 402 00:21:51,241 --> 00:21:52,172 OK, COME ON. 403 00:21:52,241 --> 00:21:53,724 COME ON, YOU RUNAWAY! 404 00:22:04,413 --> 00:22:05,758 AHHHHHHHHH! 405 00:22:07,275 --> 00:22:09,068 HUH? 406 00:22:09,137 --> 00:22:10,586 AWWWWWWW... 407 00:22:15,586 --> 00:22:17,724 [BOTH STRAINING AUDIBLY] 408 00:22:24,586 --> 00:22:25,931 [BOTH WAILING] 409 00:22:34,241 --> 00:22:36,655 WELL, THAT WAS QUITE AN ENDING. 410 00:22:36,724 --> 00:22:38,000 I'D SAY THE PERFECT ENDING 411 00:22:38,068 --> 00:22:40,689 TO A VERY SPECIAL SHOW FOR ALL OF US. 412 00:22:40,758 --> 00:22:44,172 THANKS TO YOU, WE'VE COLLECTED A LOT OF STAPLES 413 00:22:44,241 --> 00:22:46,206 AND A LOT OF MEMORIES. 414 00:22:46,275 --> 00:22:48,206 BUT, YOU KNOW, WORDS ALONE 415 00:22:48,275 --> 00:22:50,793 CAN'T REALLY EXPRESS OUR FEELINGS. 416 00:22:50,862 --> 00:22:52,724 [PIANO PLAYING] 417 00:22:54,931 --> 00:22:58,620 ♪ THERE COMES A TIME IN ALL OUR LIVES ♪ 418 00:22:58,689 --> 00:23:01,344 ♪ WHEN WE NEED A HELPING HAND ♪ 419 00:23:01,413 --> 00:23:05,206 ♪ SO THANKS FOR SHOWING THAT YOU CARE ♪ 420 00:23:05,275 --> 00:23:09,655 ♪ ALL ACROSS THE LAND ♪ 421 00:23:09,724 --> 00:23:13,793 ♪ KEEPING US TOGETHER ♪ 422 00:23:13,862 --> 00:23:17,206 ♪ IT'S LIKE A BRAND NEW START ♪ 423 00:23:17,275 --> 00:23:20,482 ♪ AS LONG AS WE'VE GOT STAPLES ♪ 424 00:23:20,551 --> 00:23:22,827 ♪ WE'LL NEVER COME APART ♪ 425 00:23:26,034 --> 00:23:29,448 ♪ YOU'RE KEEPING US TOGETHER ♪ 426 00:23:29,517 --> 00:23:32,931 ♪ ONE BIG FAMILY ♪ 427 00:23:33,000 --> 00:23:36,103 ♪ AND THANKS TO YOU, WE'LL ALWAYS BE ♪ 428 00:23:36,172 --> 00:23:42,172 ♪ THE BEST SINGLE SHOW ON TV ♪ 429 00:23:44,241 --> 00:23:46,172 SO LONG, KABLAMOIDS! 430 00:23:46,241 --> 00:23:48,655 SEE YOU NEXT TIME. 431 00:23:48,724 --> 00:23:50,172 JOIN US AGAIN NEXT TIME. 432 00:23:50,241 --> 00:23:54,620 SAME KABLAM!TIME, SAME KABLAM!NETWORK. 433 00:23:54,689 --> 00:23:57,034 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY NICKELODEON 434 00:23:57,103 --> 00:23:59,379 AND THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION 435 00:23:59,448 --> 00:24:02,068 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org--