1 00:00:02,034 --> 00:00:03,965 WAKE UP THE MASSES! 2 00:00:04,034 --> 00:00:06,931 ASSUME THE CRASH POSITION. 3 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:08,965 HOLD ON TIGHT! 4 00:00:09,034 --> 00:00:10,862 TAKE A DEEP BREATH! 5 00:00:10,931 --> 00:00:14,517 FOR A NEW KIND OF CARTOON SHOW. 6 00:00:16,379 --> 00:00:20,172 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY NICKELODEON AND THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION 7 00:00:38,310 --> 00:00:41,172 IT'S... 8 00:00:42,724 --> 00:00:45,482 WHERE CARTOONS AND COMICS COLLIDE. 9 00:00:45,551 --> 00:00:48,310 NOW TO TAKE YOU INSIDE AND TURN THE PAGES, 10 00:00:48,379 --> 00:00:52,310 HERE ARE YOUR HOSTS: HENRY AND JUNE. 11 00:00:52,379 --> 00:00:55,344 [JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING] 12 00:01:08,206 --> 00:01:09,827 GREETINGS, KABLAMOIDS, 13 00:01:09,896 --> 00:01:14,482 AND WELCOME TO ANOTHER KABLAMELICIOUS EPISODE OF... 14 00:01:14,551 --> 00:01:17,448 KA-CRUD. NOT AGAIN. 15 00:01:17,517 --> 00:01:20,137 DO NOT ADJUST YOUR SET. 16 00:01:20,206 --> 00:01:22,000 LET ME. [GIGGLES] 17 00:01:26,379 --> 00:01:29,241 SOMETIMES YOU JUST KIND OF HAVE TO JIGGLE IT A LITTLE BIT. 18 00:01:29,310 --> 00:01:35,448 JUNE, A TV SET IS A DELICATELY CALIBRATED, HIGH-TECH ELECTRONIC DEVICE. 19 00:01:35,517 --> 00:01:37,793 USE THE KNOB. 20 00:01:37,862 --> 00:01:40,517 THERE'S KNOBS? 21 00:01:46,724 --> 00:01:50,103 OH, NO! HENRY, WE'RE MUTATING. 22 00:01:50,172 --> 00:01:55,517 OUR CELLS MULTIPLYING AT AN ALARMING RATE. 23 00:01:55,586 --> 00:01:57,517 OOH. 24 00:01:57,586 --> 00:02:00,310 YOU'LL HAVE TO EXCUSE JUNE. 25 00:02:00,379 --> 00:02:02,862 WE'LL GET TO THE CARTOONS RIGHT AFTER I-- 26 00:02:08,275 --> 00:02:11,344 JUNE, I'M GONNA STRANGLE YOU! 27 00:02:14,896 --> 00:02:20,827 HENRY, A TV SET IS A DELICATELY CALIBRATED, HIGH-TECH ELECTRONIC DEVICE. 28 00:02:20,896 --> 00:02:25,172 PERFECT FOR WATCHING THOSE MASTERS OF DISASTER: SNIZ & FONDUE. 29 00:02:42,379 --> 00:02:44,000 HERE SHE IS: 30 00:02:44,068 --> 00:02:48,275 ONE AND A HALF POUNDS OF SHEER, UNOPENED STAR CRUISER. 31 00:02:50,344 --> 00:02:53,034 I'LL BET SHE'S ONE SASSY LASSIE. 32 00:02:53,103 --> 00:02:57,965 BANK ON IT. I SNAGGED THE LAST ONE IN EXISTENCE FROM THE LOCAL HOBBY EMPORIUM. 33 00:02:58,034 --> 00:03:00,379 LET'S BUILD THE HEFTY MAMA RIGHT HERE. 34 00:03:00,448 --> 00:03:02,034 NO. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 35 00:03:02,103 --> 00:03:05,241 THIS BABY'S STAYING MINT, IN THE BOX. 36 00:03:05,310 --> 00:03:09,068 ITS COLLECTOR'S VALUE COULD SKYROCKET IN 10 YEARS OR SO. 37 00:03:09,137 --> 00:03:15,172 BUT, FONDUE, SHE'S THE LAST OF THE SHAPIROS, FOR GOODNESS SAKE. 38 00:03:15,241 --> 00:03:18,793 LET'S BUILD HER AND PUT HER IN A PLEXIGLAS DISPLAY CASE. 39 00:03:18,862 --> 00:03:20,310 HMM. 40 00:03:20,379 --> 00:03:23,793 SHE WOULD BE LOOKING FINE ALL BUILT UP AND UNDER LUCITE. 41 00:03:23,862 --> 00:03:26,275 HMM--NO, NO, NO, NO. 42 00:03:26,344 --> 00:03:28,241 STOP MESSING WITH MY HEAD! 43 00:03:28,310 --> 00:03:32,034 ♪ YOU ARE BORED ♪ 44 00:03:32,103 --> 00:03:36,724 ♪ YOU WANT TO BUILD A MODEL ♪ 45 00:03:36,793 --> 00:03:38,655 NO! IT'S MY INVESTMENT. 46 00:03:38,724 --> 00:03:40,137 MINE. MINE! 47 00:03:40,206 --> 00:03:42,482 HE'S LOOSENING UP. 48 00:03:42,551 --> 00:03:48,137 TV: ♪ SHAPIRO, SHAPIRO, WARP SPEED 10 ♪ 49 00:03:48,206 --> 00:03:50,827 AW, FRUITS, THERE GOES THE END THEME. 50 00:03:50,896 --> 00:03:52,620 THIS PROGRAM IS TOO SHORT, I TELL YA. 51 00:03:52,689 --> 00:03:54,862 WELL, THEN... 52 00:03:54,931 --> 00:04:00,862 WHAT SAY WE ASSEMBLE THE KITTY-KIT TO PROLONG THE WILD SHAPIROEXPERIENCE. 53 00:04:00,931 --> 00:04:02,965 HI-YAH! OUCHIE! 54 00:04:03,034 --> 00:04:08,724 AND DON'T LET ME CATCH YOU EVEN THINKING ABOUT THE SHAPIRO. 55 00:04:08,793 --> 00:04:09,965 OH... 56 00:04:10,034 --> 00:04:15,482 ♪ SH-SH-SHAPIRO, SHAPIRO ♪ 57 00:04:15,551 --> 00:04:19,068 ♪ WARP SPEED 3 ♪ 58 00:04:19,137 --> 00:04:22,137 Sniz: CAN'T THINK ABOUT THE SHAPIRO. 59 00:04:22,206 --> 00:04:25,034 DON'T THINK ABOUT THE SHAPIRO. 60 00:04:25,103 --> 00:04:27,137 CAN'T THINK ABOUT THE SHAPIRO. 61 00:04:27,206 --> 00:04:31,724 WON'T THINK ABOUT THE SHAPIRO. 62 00:04:31,793 --> 00:04:32,724 SSH... 63 00:04:32,793 --> 00:04:35,517 SH-SH-SHAPIRO. 64 00:04:36,931 --> 00:04:40,620 CAPTAIN SNIZ TO BASE. SNIZ TO BASE, OVER. 65 00:04:40,689 --> 00:04:42,655 OH, IT'S NO USE, ADMIRAL FONDUE. 66 00:04:42,724 --> 00:04:45,379 THE COMMUNICATOR IS DOWN AND SO ARE THE LASER CANNONS. 67 00:04:45,448 --> 00:04:48,896 YOU PICKED A REALLY ROTTEN TIME TO TELL ME THAT, CAPTAIN. 68 00:04:48,965 --> 00:04:50,517 WE'VE GOT COMPANY. 69 00:04:53,793 --> 00:04:55,689 WE'RE HIT BAD! 70 00:04:55,758 --> 00:04:58,655 WE CAN ONLY DO ONE THING NOW! 71 00:04:58,724 --> 00:05:01,931 Both: WARP SPEED 10! 72 00:05:07,448 --> 00:05:09,172 MUST BUILD SHAPIRO! 73 00:06:03,206 --> 00:06:04,517 [GASPS] 74 00:06:09,862 --> 00:06:11,689 SHH, SHH, SHH, SHH. 75 00:06:11,758 --> 00:06:13,172 [SNORES] 76 00:06:31,862 --> 00:06:33,344 WHEW. 77 00:06:37,758 --> 00:06:39,241 DUDER! 78 00:06:39,310 --> 00:06:42,344 YOU'RE NEVER GONNA BELIEVE THIS. I HAD THE COOLEST DREAM. 79 00:06:42,413 --> 00:06:43,896 YOU WERE IN IT, TOO, PAL. 80 00:06:43,965 --> 00:06:47,379 I DREAMT WE WERE ABOARD THE ACTUAL SHAPIRO! 81 00:06:48,620 --> 00:06:52,310 WE WERE SPACE HEROES. OH, MAN, THIS IS DEEP! 82 00:06:52,379 --> 00:06:54,344 NOW WE'VE GOTTA BUILD THE KIT. 83 00:06:55,689 --> 00:06:57,172 WHAT, ARE YOU CRAZY? 84 00:06:57,241 --> 00:06:59,965 NO. NO.THE SHAPIRO IS YOUR INVESTMENT. 85 00:07:00,034 --> 00:07:01,517 IT'S GONNA BE WORTH A FORTUNE. 86 00:07:01,586 --> 00:07:04,344 ROOTS ON THAT. THIS DREAM MADE ME SEE THE LIGHT! 87 00:07:04,413 --> 00:07:09,413 LOOK, I HAD THE SAME DREAM, BUT YOU DON'T SEE ME GOING MENTAL! 88 00:07:09,482 --> 00:07:12,620 NOW LET'S BE SENSIBLE AND STASH HER IN THE CLOSET FOR ABOUT A HUNDRED YEARS. 89 00:07:12,689 --> 00:07:14,896 LET GO MY SHAPIRO! 90 00:07:14,965 --> 00:07:18,862 IF YOU WANNA BE HELPFUL, THEN GO SNAG US SOME MODELING CEMENT. 91 00:07:21,000 --> 00:07:25,034 ♪ SH-SH-SHAPIRO♪ 92 00:07:25,103 --> 00:07:28,482 ♪ SH-SH-SHAPIRO♪ 93 00:07:28,551 --> 00:07:31,137 ♪ WARP SPEED... ♪ 94 00:07:31,206 --> 00:07:33,413 10! 95 00:07:36,689 --> 00:07:39,310 AS SNIZ AND FONDUE WILL ATTEST, 96 00:07:39,379 --> 00:07:42,655 AN IMPORTANT PART OF KABLAM IS GREAT STUNT WORK... 97 00:07:42,724 --> 00:07:44,620 BUT HOW DO WE DO IT? 98 00:07:44,689 --> 00:07:49,655 LET'S TAKE A LOOK BEHIND THE SCENES AND FIND OUT, SHALL WE? 99 00:07:49,724 --> 00:07:53,000 DIFFICULT STUNT SCENES LIKE THE ONE THAT OPENS OUR SHOW 100 00:07:53,068 --> 00:07:55,896 ARE SHOT IN SEVERAL DIFFERENT PIECES. 101 00:07:55,965 --> 00:07:58,137 FIRST, WE DO OUR PART. 102 00:07:58,206 --> 00:08:00,241 [JAZZ PLAYING] 103 00:08:02,689 --> 00:08:04,068 [MUSIC STOPS] 104 00:08:04,137 --> 00:08:07,000 Director: THAT'S A CUT. OK, BRING IN NICK AND LARRY. 105 00:08:07,068 --> 00:08:10,517 Henry: THEN PROFESSIONAL STUNT MEN ARE BROUGHT IN. 106 00:08:12,689 --> 00:08:15,620 Henry: IT'S DANGEROUS WORK. 107 00:08:15,689 --> 00:08:18,862 June: THAT'S WHY WE DON'T DO IT. 108 00:08:20,379 --> 00:08:21,862 [CRASH] 109 00:08:21,931 --> 00:08:24,172 WHEN IT'S ALL SPLICED TOGETHER... 110 00:08:24,241 --> 00:08:28,517 IT'S GRADE-A, MADE IN THE U.S.A. KABLAMINATION. 111 00:08:28,586 --> 00:08:31,965 JUST LIKE THE STUNT-FEST THAT IS OUR NEXT CARTOON. 112 00:08:32,034 --> 00:08:34,793 HERE'S ACTION LEAGUE, NOW! 113 00:08:34,862 --> 00:08:36,000 GUYS? 114 00:08:43,034 --> 00:08:46,068 Narrator: DATELINE: DANGER MOUNTAIN. 115 00:08:46,137 --> 00:08:47,793 DOWN, DOWN, DOWN... 116 00:08:47,862 --> 00:08:50,310 TOWARDS A PERILOUS PRECIPICE, 117 00:08:50,379 --> 00:08:55,137 A FATAL FALL AWAITS THE CUTEST THING IN THE WORLD. 118 00:08:56,275 --> 00:08:59,034 THUNDERGIRL TO THE RESCUE. 119 00:08:59,103 --> 00:09:00,551 Thundergirl: HANG ON, VICTIM. 120 00:09:00,620 --> 00:09:02,862 I GOT AN IDEA. 121 00:09:03,862 --> 00:09:06,793 I'LL USE MY SUPERSTRENGTH. 122 00:09:06,862 --> 00:09:08,586 OH! 123 00:09:08,655 --> 00:09:12,620 I FORGOT. I DON'T HAVE SUPERSTRENGTH. 124 00:09:12,689 --> 00:09:17,103 WHAT THE-- HEY, WHERE'D IT GO? 125 00:09:17,172 --> 00:09:19,620 Meltman:THUNDERGIRL, YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN IT. 126 00:09:19,689 --> 00:09:22,517 LIGHTNING LADY SAVED THE STUPID STUFFED ANIMAL. 127 00:09:22,586 --> 00:09:24,724 Stinky: YEAH, AND SHE HAS A CAPE. 128 00:09:24,793 --> 00:09:27,551 HELLO. AND YOU ARE? 129 00:09:27,620 --> 00:09:28,965 [GRRR] 130 00:09:29,034 --> 00:09:31,310 HEY, COME JOIN THE ACTION LEAGUE, LIGHTNING LADY. 131 00:09:31,379 --> 00:09:32,275 WE NEED YOU. 132 00:09:32,344 --> 00:09:33,379 OK. 133 00:09:33,448 --> 00:09:35,379 YEAH, COME ON. THAT'S A GREAT IDEA. 134 00:09:35,448 --> 00:09:38,758 YEAH. GREAT IDEA. 135 00:09:42,517 --> 00:09:43,862 Narrator: STARRING: 136 00:09:43,931 --> 00:09:46,862 HE'S SUPERSTRONG AND SUPERNAKED. 137 00:09:48,689 --> 00:09:50,551 SHE FLIES LIKE THUNDER. 138 00:09:52,206 --> 00:09:55,965 A FORMER NAVY COMMANDO WITH AN ATTITUDE AS BAD AS HIS ODOR. 139 00:09:58,034 --> 00:10:00,724 WITH THE POWER TO, UM, MELT! 140 00:10:00,793 --> 00:10:03,620 TODAY'S EPISODE: 141 00:10:08,896 --> 00:10:11,310 Narrator: WE FIND OUR HEROES AT ACTION HEADQUARTERS, 142 00:10:11,379 --> 00:10:14,827 INDUCTING A NEW MEMBER WITH THE SACRED OATH. 143 00:10:14,896 --> 00:10:18,620 YOU PLEDGE TO DO A GOOD JOB, BLAH, BLAH, BLAH--WHATEVER. 144 00:10:18,689 --> 00:10:19,655 I DO. 145 00:10:19,724 --> 00:10:21,965 ALL RIGHT!CONGRATULATIONS! 146 00:10:22,034 --> 00:10:22,965 HEY, LIGHTNING LADY. 147 00:10:23,034 --> 00:10:24,793 HOW ABOUT I TAKE YOU TO LUNCH, 148 00:10:24,862 --> 00:10:28,137 TELL YOU ALL ABOUT MY SUPERPOWERS? 149 00:10:28,206 --> 00:10:30,275 THAT OUGHT TO BE A SHORT CONVERSATION. 150 00:10:30,344 --> 00:10:32,172 I'D LOVE TO, MELTY, BUT I CAN'T. 151 00:10:32,241 --> 00:10:35,482 I'M, UH, PUTTING IN A PATIO TODAY IN MY BACKYARD. 152 00:10:35,551 --> 00:10:36,965 I COULD HELP.ME, TOO. 153 00:10:37,034 --> 00:10:38,379 YEAH, PLEASE.YES, PLEASE. 154 00:10:38,448 --> 00:10:40,724 SWELL, WE'LL MAKE A PARTY OF IT. 155 00:10:40,793 --> 00:10:43,620 YOU CAN COME, TOO-- UH, WHAT WAS YOUR NAME? 156 00:10:43,689 --> 00:10:46,172 THUNDERGIRL, AND I'M NOT GOING. 157 00:10:46,241 --> 00:10:48,965 SOMEBODY'S GOTTA STAY HERE AND DEFEND THE WORLD AGAINST EVIL. 158 00:10:49,034 --> 00:10:50,724 Flesh: GREAT. Meltman: SEE YA. 159 00:10:50,793 --> 00:10:52,827 Both: HAVE FUN. 160 00:10:52,896 --> 00:10:56,310 JERKS. WHAT'S SHE GOT THAT I DON'T? 161 00:10:56,379 --> 00:10:59,655 Narrator: HOW ABOUT A BOTTOMLESS SHRIMP BOWL, 162 00:10:59,724 --> 00:11:04,137 COCKTAIL WIENIES, AND AN ACTION LEAGUE HUNGRY TO IMPRESS? 163 00:11:04,206 --> 00:11:05,517 HEY, LIGHTNING LADY... 164 00:11:05,586 --> 00:11:06,586 HMM. 165 00:11:06,655 --> 00:11:07,965 I USED TO BE A BRICKLAYER. 166 00:11:08,034 --> 00:11:09,965 I USED TO BE ON THE DRILL TEAM. 167 00:11:10,034 --> 00:11:11,965 Meltman: I USED TO BE A--AAH! 168 00:11:12,965 --> 00:11:14,172 AAH! 169 00:11:14,241 --> 00:11:16,068 UGH! 170 00:11:16,137 --> 00:11:19,793 CAREFUL, FLESH. REMEMBER, SAFETY FIRST. 171 00:11:19,862 --> 00:11:22,000 RIGHT. SAFETY FIRST. 172 00:11:22,068 --> 00:11:23,137 OOF! 173 00:11:23,206 --> 00:11:25,758 OH, BLIMEY! 174 00:11:25,827 --> 00:11:28,310 STINKY, LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO. 175 00:11:28,379 --> 00:11:30,206 OOPS! 176 00:11:32,862 --> 00:11:35,137 WHAT'S THAT SOUND? 177 00:11:35,206 --> 00:11:37,827 OUCHIES. 178 00:11:37,896 --> 00:11:39,793 Narrator: MOMENTS LATER... 179 00:11:39,862 --> 00:11:42,275 BLIMEY, I'M BROKEN UP. 180 00:11:42,344 --> 00:11:43,482 ME, TOO. 181 00:11:43,551 --> 00:11:45,344 I DIDN'T GET ONE SHRIMP. 182 00:11:46,827 --> 00:11:47,758 HEY, MELTY. 183 00:11:47,827 --> 00:11:49,448 [SNIFFS] WHAT'S COOKING? 184 00:11:49,517 --> 00:11:53,068 GUYS, I DON'T THINK LIGHTNING LADY LIKES THE JOB WE'RE DOING. 185 00:11:53,137 --> 00:11:56,724 WHAT DO YOU SAY WE CEMENT OUR FRIENDSHIP, GENTLEMEN? 186 00:11:56,793 --> 00:11:58,000 [LAUGHS] 187 00:11:58,068 --> 00:12:00,862 Flesh: NO, THAT'S OK.Meltman: NO, THANKS. 188 00:12:00,931 --> 00:12:01,793 Stinky: NO, THANKS.HELP. 189 00:12:01,862 --> 00:12:02,793 Meltman: HELP! 190 00:12:02,862 --> 00:12:04,482 Narrator: WHAT'S THIS? 191 00:12:04,551 --> 00:12:06,793 LIGHTNING LADY-- A RUDE HOSTESS? 192 00:12:06,862 --> 00:12:10,000 OR COULD SHE BE EVIL? 193 00:12:10,068 --> 00:12:13,344 FIND OUT IN THE ACTION-GLOP CONCLUSION OF... 194 00:12:15,965 --> 00:12:17,241 Announcer: HEY, KABLAMOIDS! 195 00:12:17,310 --> 00:12:20,310 KEEP YOUR DERRIERE IN YOUR CHAIR-IERE. 196 00:12:20,379 --> 00:12:24,137 STILL TO COME, THE LOUIE AND LOUIE SHOW. 197 00:12:24,206 --> 00:12:26,275 AND MORE ACTION LEAGUE NOW! 198 00:12:26,344 --> 00:12:29,068 RIGHT HERE ON KABLAM! 199 00:12:36,551 --> 00:12:41,103 Narrator: WE LAST LEFT OUR HEROES HARDENING IN A DEADLY DITCH OF DOOM. 200 00:12:41,172 --> 00:12:42,413 THEIR ONLY HOPE: 201 00:12:42,482 --> 00:12:43,517 THE TRIED, 202 00:12:43,586 --> 00:12:44,896 THE TRUE, 203 00:12:44,965 --> 00:12:46,931 THE THUNDER. 204 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:49,000 HER AND HER STUPID PARTY. 205 00:12:49,068 --> 00:12:53,275 I HOPE THEY ALL GET FOOD POISONING AND BARF UP THEIR SPLEENS. 206 00:12:53,344 --> 00:12:57,275 THUNDERGIRL! THIS IS THUNDERDAD. 207 00:12:57,344 --> 00:12:59,344 YOU DISAPPOINT ME, DAUGHTER. 208 00:12:59,413 --> 00:13:02,655 I KNOW, DADDY. I'M SHALLOW AND PETTY... 209 00:13:02,724 --> 00:13:05,689 [CRIES] BUT SHE HAS A CAPE. 210 00:13:05,758 --> 00:13:10,551 HA! I'M TALKING ABOUT YOUR DUE AS A SUPERHERO. 211 00:13:10,620 --> 00:13:13,172 HOW CAN YOU BEAR THE NAME THUNDER 212 00:13:13,241 --> 00:13:16,206 AND PASS UP A BOTTOMLESS SHRIMP BOWL? 213 00:13:16,275 --> 00:13:19,344 YOU'RE RIGHT! I LOVE FREE SHRIMP. 214 00:13:19,413 --> 00:13:20,655 THANKS, THUNDERDAD. 215 00:13:20,724 --> 00:13:22,827 AWAY! 216 00:13:22,896 --> 00:13:26,793 OOH! [GRUNTS] 217 00:13:26,862 --> 00:13:30,310 ♪ THUNDERGIRL WANTED THE SHRIMP BOWL ♪ 218 00:13:31,344 --> 00:13:33,379 OK, WHERE'S THE SHRIMP? 219 00:13:33,448 --> 00:13:34,896 UP HERE. 220 00:13:34,965 --> 00:13:38,551 OH, LOOK. THIS ONE HAS YOUR NAME ON IT: THUNDER-THIGHS. 221 00:13:38,620 --> 00:13:41,448 WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW? SHE'S A COMEDIAN, TOO. 222 00:13:41,517 --> 00:13:43,931 HAND OVER THAT SHRIMP. 223 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:44,931 OK. 224 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:46,137 AAH! 225 00:13:47,344 --> 00:13:50,241 [DIABOLICAL LAUGHTER] 226 00:13:52,655 --> 00:13:53,827 I'LL TAKE THAT. 227 00:13:53,896 --> 00:13:56,103 UGH, LET GO. IT'S MINE! 228 00:13:56,172 --> 00:13:57,275 MINE, I TELL YOU. 229 00:13:57,344 --> 00:13:58,793 YOU WANT IT THAT BADLY? 230 00:13:58,862 --> 00:14:00,137 YOU CAN HAVE IT... 231 00:14:00,206 --> 00:14:02,068 WITH COCKTAIL SAUCE. 232 00:14:02,137 --> 00:14:03,551 AAH! 233 00:14:06,413 --> 00:14:08,241 [CHEWS] 234 00:14:10,413 --> 00:14:13,689 THUNDERGIRL, WE SHOULD NEVER HAVE MADE YOU FEEL UNWANTED. 235 00:14:13,758 --> 00:14:16,275 YEAH. YOU'RE GOOD, AND WE'RE BAD. 236 00:14:16,344 --> 00:14:18,413 NOW CAN WE HAVE SOME SHRIMP? 237 00:14:18,482 --> 00:14:20,379 OH, YEAH, BUT I WANT TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING FIRST. 238 00:14:20,448 --> 00:14:21,896 OW! 239 00:14:23,896 --> 00:14:25,551 Stinky: IT'S THE MAYOR! 240 00:14:25,620 --> 00:14:26,965 WHY'D YOU DO IT, MAYOR? 241 00:14:27,034 --> 00:14:30,000 WHY DO YOU THINK? BECAUSE I'M EVIL! 242 00:14:30,068 --> 00:14:34,275 WELL, I'LL TELL YOU ONE THING. HE MAY BE EVIL, BUT HE SURE CAN COOK. 243 00:14:34,344 --> 00:14:36,310 [ALL LAUGH] 244 00:14:40,482 --> 00:14:42,655 HO HO HO HO HO! 245 00:14:42,724 --> 00:14:44,758 HO HO HO HO HO! 246 00:14:44,827 --> 00:14:46,655 Narrator: THE END. 247 00:14:50,482 --> 00:14:55,620 WHOA! THAT ACTION LEAGUE NOW! WAS--WAS KABLAMY. 248 00:14:55,689 --> 00:14:57,862 RIGHT YOU ARE, FELLOW CO-HOST. 249 00:14:57,931 --> 00:15:00,793 THAT'S BECAUSE EVERY CARTOON ON OUR SHOW 250 00:15:00,862 --> 00:15:04,793 HAS EARNEDTHE KABLAM SEAL OF APPROVAL, 251 00:15:04,862 --> 00:15:12,000 GUARANTEEING YOU THE KABLAMIEST CARTOONS ON BASIC CABLE TV. 252 00:15:12,068 --> 00:15:14,413 I DID NOT KNOW THAT. 253 00:15:14,482 --> 00:15:17,689 IT'S OUR PROMISE TO YOU THAT ON KABLAM, 254 00:15:17,758 --> 00:15:20,896 YOU'LL NEVER SEE LAME-O CARTOON CRUD LIKE: 255 00:15:26,931 --> 00:15:30,000 YEP, IT'S DEFINITELY GOUT. 256 00:15:30,068 --> 00:15:31,137 Henry: OR... 257 00:15:33,551 --> 00:15:35,931 I'M SAD... 258 00:15:36,000 --> 00:15:38,310 BOO HOO, VERY SAD. 259 00:15:39,724 --> 00:15:43,000 NO, SIRREE, NOT KABLAMY. 260 00:15:43,068 --> 00:15:45,103 BUT OUR NEXT CARTOON IS. 261 00:15:45,172 --> 00:15:48,793 IN FACT, IT'S SO KABLAMY, THEY NAMED IT TWICE. 262 00:15:48,862 --> 00:15:52,310 HERE'S THE LOUIE N' LOUIE SHOW! 263 00:16:10,172 --> 00:16:12,206 [SNORING] 264 00:16:16,413 --> 00:16:19,379 WELL, GOOD MORNING, CHAMP! 265 00:16:20,896 --> 00:16:22,172 [RUFF] 266 00:16:22,241 --> 00:16:26,586 KIDS, WAKE UP! IT'S TIME TO PLAY WITH THE DOG. 267 00:16:28,724 --> 00:16:30,379 DOGGIE, DOGGIE, DOGGIE! 268 00:16:33,344 --> 00:16:38,068 LOOK AT HIM: THE PRECIOUS FAMILY FAVORITE. 269 00:16:38,137 --> 00:16:43,413 WH-WHAT'S A CHAMELEON GOTTA DO TO GET SOME ATTENTION AROUND HERE, HUH? 270 00:16:43,482 --> 00:16:44,413 HEY, LOUIE! 271 00:16:44,482 --> 00:16:46,896 YES, LOUIE? 272 00:16:46,965 --> 00:16:48,931 COME HERE. CHECK THIS OUT. 273 00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:50,517 LOOK AT THIS. DO YOU BELIEVE IT? 274 00:16:50,586 --> 00:16:51,827 CATCH, BOY! 275 00:16:53,172 --> 00:16:54,758 [BONES CRACK] 276 00:16:54,827 --> 00:16:55,758 [RUFF] 277 00:16:55,827 --> 00:16:56,896 Mom: OH, HOW DARLING. 278 00:16:56,965 --> 00:16:59,103 OH, COME ON, LOUIE. BUCK UP, BUCKAROO. 279 00:16:59,172 --> 00:17:00,931 YOU GOT ALL THE TALENT. 280 00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:03,793 CAN THE DOG SHED HIS SKIN, CHANGE COLORS, 281 00:17:03,862 --> 00:17:06,068 LOOK 2 WAYS AT ONCE? 282 00:17:06,137 --> 00:17:07,827 NO WAY! 283 00:17:07,896 --> 00:17:09,344 YOU KNOW... 284 00:17:09,413 --> 00:17:11,000 ♪ SOMETHING TELLS ME ♪ 285 00:17:11,068 --> 00:17:12,689 ♪ TODAY IS GONNA BE DIFFERENT ♪ 286 00:17:12,758 --> 00:17:14,344 ♪ TODAY IS GONNA BE DIFFERENT ♪ 287 00:17:14,413 --> 00:17:18,241 TODAY THEY'RE GONNA LOOK OVER HERE AT THE CAGE AND NOTICE US. 288 00:17:23,724 --> 00:17:26,896 AW, YOU SAY THAT EVERY DAY. 289 00:17:40,275 --> 00:17:41,965 [FLY BUZZES] 290 00:17:42,034 --> 00:17:44,103 HEY, THEY NOTICED US. 291 00:17:44,172 --> 00:17:45,896 AAH. 292 00:17:45,965 --> 00:17:47,896 THEY'RE COMING OVER. 293 00:17:47,965 --> 00:17:50,586 OH, QUICK, LOUIE, DO YOUR CHAMELEON TRICK. 294 00:17:50,655 --> 00:17:51,931 CHANGE COLOR! 295 00:17:52,000 --> 00:17:54,275 WHAT'LL I WEAR? WHAT'LL I WEAR? 296 00:17:54,344 --> 00:17:55,344 AQUA BLUE? 297 00:17:55,413 --> 00:17:56,413 NAW. 298 00:17:56,482 --> 00:17:57,413 SIENNA. 299 00:17:57,482 --> 00:17:58,689 NO. 300 00:17:58,758 --> 00:17:59,689 PAISLEY. 301 00:17:59,758 --> 00:18:01,137 DON'T BE SILLY. 302 00:18:01,206 --> 00:18:03,310 PURPLE, PURPLE WITH DOTS. 303 00:18:03,379 --> 00:18:05,517 NO WAY. 304 00:18:05,586 --> 00:18:09,413 OH, I KNOW. HOW ABOUT GREEN? 305 00:18:09,482 --> 00:18:12,000 YEAH. 306 00:18:12,068 --> 00:18:13,655 OOH, OH, RED! 307 00:18:13,724 --> 00:18:16,241 EVERYBODY LOVES RED. 308 00:18:17,689 --> 00:18:19,896 Both: ♪ TA-DA! ♪ 309 00:18:19,965 --> 00:18:22,275 [GRRR] 310 00:18:24,896 --> 00:18:27,310 OOH, OOH, "EVERYBODY LOVES RED." 311 00:18:27,379 --> 00:18:28,482 HUH! 312 00:18:28,551 --> 00:18:29,551 [WHIMPERS] 313 00:18:31,413 --> 00:18:36,103 Chameleon: OH, BOY. I'M GLAD THIS DAY OF NEGLECT IS OVER. 314 00:18:43,172 --> 00:18:45,758 HEY, THIS SAUNA IS A GREAT IDEA, LOUIE. 315 00:18:45,827 --> 00:18:48,758 RELAXATION AT LAST. 316 00:18:48,827 --> 00:18:50,310 [STEAM HISSES] 317 00:18:53,517 --> 00:18:56,724 HEY, YOU KNOW WHO WOULDN'T FIT IN HERE? 318 00:18:56,793 --> 00:18:58,068 THE DOG? 319 00:19:00,344 --> 00:19:01,896 THE DOG. 320 00:19:03,413 --> 00:19:07,172 OH, OH, AND WHO HAS TO GO OUTSIDE TO USE THE BATHROOM? 321 00:19:07,241 --> 00:19:09,137 THE DOG. 322 00:19:09,206 --> 00:19:13,517 YEAH, AND WHO GETS HIS BELLY RUBBED AND GETS PAMPERED EVERYDAY? 323 00:19:13,586 --> 00:19:15,379 THE DOG! THE DOG! THE DOG! 324 00:19:15,448 --> 00:19:17,827 D-O-G, DOG, GOT IT? 325 00:19:17,896 --> 00:19:20,655 HOW'S A DOG GET ALL THAT ATTENTION? 326 00:19:20,724 --> 00:19:22,413 WHAT'S HIS BIG SECRET? 327 00:19:22,482 --> 00:19:24,896 WELL, LET'S SEE NOW... 328 00:19:24,965 --> 00:19:28,517 DOG WAKES UP, JUMPS ON BED, 329 00:19:28,586 --> 00:19:31,482 LICKS FACE, WAKES HUMAN, GETS HUGGED. 330 00:19:31,551 --> 00:19:33,275 WAIT, BACK UP! 331 00:19:33,344 --> 00:19:34,344 STOP! STOP! STOP! 332 00:19:34,413 --> 00:19:36,551 LOUIE, THAT'S IT! 333 00:19:37,689 --> 00:19:40,172 I COULD LICK THAT FACE. 334 00:19:40,241 --> 00:19:43,310 I COULD LICK THAT FACE GOOD, REAL GOOD! 335 00:19:43,379 --> 00:19:45,344 THEN I'D GET THE FAMILY AFFECTION. 336 00:19:45,413 --> 00:19:48,137 I'D GET THE FAMILY RESPECT! 337 00:19:48,206 --> 00:19:49,965 YEAH. 338 00:19:50,034 --> 00:19:51,655 I'D GET, I'D GET-- 339 00:19:51,724 --> 00:19:52,655 LOVE. 340 00:19:52,724 --> 00:19:54,379 LOVE! 341 00:19:56,206 --> 00:19:57,551 [SNORTS] 342 00:19:59,000 --> 00:20:00,551 WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? 343 00:20:02,758 --> 00:20:08,000 HEY! LOOK OUT, FACE! I'M GETTING SOME! 344 00:20:08,068 --> 00:20:10,379 COME, LOUIE! 345 00:20:13,172 --> 00:20:14,551 HMM. 346 00:20:14,620 --> 00:20:16,827 Chameleon: ♪ LOOK OUT FACE, I'M GETTING ME SOME ♪ 347 00:20:16,896 --> 00:20:18,068 LOUIE, COME ON! 348 00:20:20,724 --> 00:20:24,206 [BUGS LAUGH] 349 00:20:25,517 --> 00:20:28,000 Announcer: WILL LOUIE LICK THAT FACE REAL GOOD? 350 00:20:28,068 --> 00:20:29,724 KEEP WATCHING... 351 00:20:32,931 --> 00:20:35,689 LET'S GET RIGHT BACK TO THE CARTOONS AND THE CONCLUSION OF... 352 00:20:47,206 --> 00:20:50,137 WELL, LOUIE, THIS IS IT. 353 00:20:50,206 --> 00:20:55,000 WHEN I GET TO THE OTHER SIDE, I'LL BE THE FAMILY FAVORITE. 354 00:20:55,068 --> 00:20:56,000 [WHIMPERS] 355 00:20:56,068 --> 00:20:57,275 WISH ME LUCK. 356 00:20:57,344 --> 00:20:58,896 LUCK. 357 00:21:09,793 --> 00:21:11,965 LOOKING GOOD, LOUIE! 358 00:21:16,896 --> 00:21:20,482 LA DESSEIN, S'IL VOUS PLAIT. 359 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:36,241 I-I-IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL. 360 00:21:37,379 --> 00:21:38,724 WELL... 361 00:21:38,793 --> 00:21:41,482 GOOD MORNING... 362 00:21:41,551 --> 00:21:42,896 CHAMP? 363 00:21:45,620 --> 00:21:47,482 AAH! 364 00:21:47,551 --> 00:21:50,034 AAH! 365 00:21:50,103 --> 00:21:51,551 Both: AAH! 366 00:21:51,620 --> 00:21:53,379 AAH! 367 00:21:53,448 --> 00:21:54,827 Both: AAH! 368 00:21:57,620 --> 00:21:59,172 AAH! 369 00:22:00,586 --> 00:22:02,586 NOBODY PANIC! 370 00:22:02,655 --> 00:22:04,586 STAY CALM. STEADY NOW. 371 00:22:04,655 --> 00:22:06,241 NOBODY PANIC. 372 00:22:06,310 --> 00:22:07,655 [MUFFLED YELL] 373 00:22:07,724 --> 00:22:09,034 THINK. THINK. 374 00:22:11,034 --> 00:22:12,724 I'M A PET! I'M A PET! 375 00:22:12,793 --> 00:22:14,206 I'M A PET! I'M A PET! 376 00:22:14,275 --> 00:22:17,448 [GARBLED] HEY, THAT'S MY FRIEND. 377 00:22:17,517 --> 00:22:20,034 YEOW! 378 00:22:20,103 --> 00:22:22,827 AAH! 379 00:22:22,896 --> 00:22:25,655 THEY'RE EATING ME ALIVE! 380 00:22:25,724 --> 00:22:28,172 AAH! AAH! 381 00:22:28,241 --> 00:22:29,482 [CRASH] 382 00:22:29,551 --> 00:22:30,827 AAH!AAH! 383 00:22:30,896 --> 00:22:33,344 IT'S JUST THE CHILDREN'S PETS. 384 00:22:33,413 --> 00:22:38,827 LOUIE, YOU KNOW, EVERYBODY GETS THEIR 5 SECONDS OF FAME, BUDDY, 385 00:22:38,896 --> 00:22:40,793 AND I LICKED HIM GOOD. 386 00:22:40,862 --> 00:22:45,241 [GARBLED] WELL, LOUIE, YOU REALLY DID IT THIS TIME. YOU REALLY LICKED THAT FACE. 387 00:22:45,310 --> 00:22:47,379 YOU BET I DID, BUDDY... 388 00:22:47,448 --> 00:22:49,068 AND YOU'RE A WITNESS. 389 00:22:49,137 --> 00:22:50,310 A TOAST! 390 00:22:50,379 --> 00:22:57,344 [UNINTELLIGIBLE SPEECH] 391 00:22:57,413 --> 00:22:59,413 YOU THAID IT, PAL. 392 00:23:08,000 --> 00:23:11,448 THAT'S THE SHOW, AND THERE AIN'T NO MORE. 393 00:23:11,517 --> 00:23:14,413 THANKS FOR WATCHING A LITTLE SOMETHING WE CALL: 394 00:23:14,482 --> 00:23:15,655 KABLAM! 395 00:23:15,724 --> 00:23:16,896 BYE. 396 00:23:16,965 --> 00:23:18,896 SEE YA. BYE. 397 00:23:23,241 --> 00:23:26,172 WHERE'S THE MUSIC AND THE CREDITS? 398 00:23:26,241 --> 00:23:28,172 WE'RE DYING OUT HERE. 399 00:23:28,241 --> 00:23:29,551 WHAT'S GOING ON? 400 00:23:32,724 --> 00:23:34,965 YOU WANT US TO MAKE TAFFY? 401 00:23:39,068 --> 00:23:41,689 OH, NO. HE WANTS US TO STRETCH. 402 00:23:41,758 --> 00:23:44,827 THERE'S STILL 15 SECONDS LEFT IN THE SHOW. 403 00:23:44,896 --> 00:23:47,206 WHAT'LL WE DO? 404 00:23:49,724 --> 00:23:51,862 [HUMS] [WHISTLES] 405 00:23:51,931 --> 00:23:54,482 ♪ LA LA LA LA ♪♪ DOO DOO DOO ♪ 406 00:23:54,551 --> 00:23:57,413 [WHISTLES] [HUMS] 407 00:24:02,551 --> 00:24:05,206 ADIOS, KABLAMIGOS. 408 00:24:05,275 --> 00:24:06,862 SEE YOU NEXT TIME. 409 00:24:06,931 --> 00:24:09,827 June: I THOUGHT WE HANDLED THAT QUITE WELL. 410 00:24:09,896 --> 00:24:11,137 Henry: WE'RE GONNA GET FIRED. 411 00:24:11,206 --> 00:24:12,862 Announcer: JOIN US AGAIN NEXT TIME. 412 00:24:12,931 --> 00:24:16,862 SAME KABLAM!TIME, SAME KABLAM!NETWORK! 413 00:24:16,931 --> 00:24:19,862 CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY NICKELODEON AND THE U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION 414 00:24:19,931 --> 00:24:22,758 CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE --www.ncicap.org--