1 00:01:18,131 --> 00:01:21,301 Someone's still in bed. 2 00:01:23,970 --> 00:01:29,392 Hey, babe, what if we stay in for dinner tonight and I cook? 3 00:01:29,517 --> 00:01:31,311 Just the two of us? 4 00:01:31,394 --> 00:01:33,146 Instead of going out? 5 00:01:33,229 --> 00:01:36,107 Yeah, sure. Whatever you want. 6 00:01:36,232 --> 00:01:39,569 - Really? - That's cool. 7 00:01:39,652 --> 00:01:41,613 I have chicken. 8 00:01:43,073 --> 00:01:44,657 I like chicken. 9 00:01:44,908 --> 00:01:46,785 I'm a chicken man. 10 00:02:40,296 --> 00:02:44,467 Hi, Mom. Oh, how are you? 11 00:02:49,514 --> 00:02:54,060 Mahjong? You don't play Mahjong, do you? 12 00:03:00,150 --> 00:03:02,569 I gotta go. Let me call you in a little bit. 13 00:03:02,652 --> 00:03:04,028 All right, I love you. 14 00:03:04,112 --> 00:03:05,405 All right. Bye. 15 00:03:50,742 --> 00:03:52,410 Rachel? 16 00:03:58,625 --> 00:04:01,502 Oh, my God. Rachel? 17 00:04:11,429 --> 00:04:13,306 ...San Francisco private jet to Georgia... 18 00:04:40,500 --> 00:04:42,835 Hey, man, how's it going? 19 00:04:42,919 --> 00:04:44,963 - Joshy called me. - Is he okay? 20 00:04:46,297 --> 00:04:49,592 Do you remember when I put the deposit down 21 00:04:49,717 --> 00:04:52,595 on that house in Ojai for his bachelor party? 22 00:04:52,679 --> 00:04:56,599 Well, I guess the person that owns the house called, Joshy, 23 00:04:56,683 --> 00:04:59,018 and they were like, "What are you gonna do?" 24 00:04:59,102 --> 00:05:02,021 - Right. - So, so then he called me. 25 00:05:02,105 --> 00:05:05,733 And was like, "What do you wanna do?" 'cause you can't get the deposit back. 26 00:05:05,817 --> 00:05:11,030 And he's like, "Well... we have the house." 27 00:05:11,114 --> 00:05:14,242 - Are you gonna go? - I don't know. 28 00:05:18,913 --> 00:05:20,623 Are you stoned? 29 00:05:48,609 --> 00:05:50,069 Hey, man. 30 00:05:50,153 --> 00:05:51,821 How are you? 31 00:05:52,780 --> 00:05:54,365 How are you? 32 00:05:54,449 --> 00:05:56,701 What? 33 00:05:56,784 --> 00:05:58,536 What the fuck was that? 34 00:05:59,203 --> 00:06:00,788 Be careful! 35 00:06:17,180 --> 00:06:19,349 I was saying "How are you?" before. 36 00:06:19,432 --> 00:06:22,101 Yeah, yeah, I know. It just... It obviously wasn't the best time. 37 00:06:22,185 --> 00:06:23,353 Yeah. 38 00:06:26,606 --> 00:06:27,607 Joshy! 39 00:06:38,159 --> 00:06:39,494 Joshy? 40 00:06:45,958 --> 00:06:47,293 Joshy? 41 00:06:58,471 --> 00:06:59,471 Dude... 42 00:07:03,017 --> 00:07:04,647 Don't touch it. It's a fucking sniper rifle. 43 00:07:04,727 --> 00:07:08,689 - It's a BB gun. See? - It's loaded. 44 00:07:08,940 --> 00:07:10,358 Goddamn right it is. 45 00:07:17,323 --> 00:07:21,369 Think about what it would have been like as a child in 1939 or 1964 46 00:07:21,452 --> 00:07:24,580 to get taken by your parents to the New York World's Fair, right? 47 00:07:24,664 --> 00:07:28,084 So they take you to, I don't know, say, the Chilean Pavilion. 48 00:07:28,209 --> 00:07:30,048 And you're smelling Chilean food for the first time. 49 00:07:30,128 --> 00:07:31,448 You've never even seen it before. 50 00:07:31,546 --> 00:07:33,551 You're seeing people dressed in traditional Chilean garb... 51 00:07:33,631 --> 00:07:35,716 Hey, guys. 52 00:07:35,800 --> 00:07:39,512 Ari? Adam? 53 00:07:39,595 --> 00:07:40,638 I'm Eric. 54 00:07:43,766 --> 00:07:46,269 - Oh, hey, man. - Oh, yes, dude. 55 00:07:46,352 --> 00:07:47,854 So funny on the reply alls, man. 56 00:07:47,937 --> 00:07:49,525 - Hi, nice to meet you. - Oh, thanks, man. 57 00:07:49,605 --> 00:07:51,691 I like to set a little tone over email 58 00:07:51,774 --> 00:07:54,072 just to let people know what kind of bro they're gonna get. 59 00:07:54,152 --> 00:07:57,071 - No, it was hilarious. - For sure. Tone set. 60 00:07:57,155 --> 00:07:59,202 I don't know if Joshua gave you any background on me, 61 00:07:59,282 --> 00:08:01,162 but I live with him in the same housing complex. 62 00:08:01,242 --> 00:08:02,660 Lived With him. 63 00:08:02,743 --> 00:08:05,872 But that's actually what I think this weekend's gonna be great for. 64 00:08:05,955 --> 00:08:09,333 It's, like, just cleansing the palate. Keep it light, keep it fun. 65 00:08:09,417 --> 00:08:12,628 Yes, keeping it light, I think, is paramount. 66 00:08:12,712 --> 00:08:14,547 You brought a bunch of board games. Awesome. 67 00:08:14,630 --> 00:08:16,719 Yeah, this is kind of the big one that I'm looking forward to. 68 00:08:16,799 --> 00:08:18,096 "Mecha Dungeon Crawl," have you seen this? 69 00:08:18,176 --> 00:08:19,719 No. 70 00:08:19,802 --> 00:08:21,888 It's a really big, long complicated co-op game. 71 00:08:21,971 --> 00:08:24,390 That it'll take a couple hours to go through the directions. 72 00:08:24,474 --> 00:08:27,852 - So it's like "Cranium"? - No, it's not like "Cranium." 73 00:08:27,935 --> 00:08:29,812 It's a lot more complicated than that. 74 00:08:29,937 --> 00:08:31,189 More like "Apples to Apples"? 75 00:08:31,272 --> 00:08:32,899 No, it's not like that at all either. 76 00:08:32,982 --> 00:08:35,067 We got a portion of time that will be perfect 77 00:08:35,151 --> 00:08:37,240 for, like, these games. Like, you and Josh can do that. 78 00:08:37,320 --> 00:08:39,155 - And, like, you and I can... - Get high? 79 00:08:39,238 --> 00:08:41,282 - Burn it up. - I have a one-hitter. 80 00:08:41,365 --> 00:08:43,037 Actually, do you guys mind not doing that in here? 81 00:08:43,117 --> 00:08:45,036 You know, I just wanna be able to come in here 82 00:08:45,119 --> 00:08:49,499 and get in bed and sleep and not have ash and detritus 83 00:08:49,582 --> 00:08:50,750 and paraphernalia everywhere. 84 00:08:50,833 --> 00:08:53,169 Okay, no detritus in this room. 85 00:08:55,755 --> 00:08:57,548 I'm a backpack hip-hop kid, you know? 86 00:08:57,632 --> 00:09:00,051 - Oh, of course. - J5, Dilated Peoples, 87 00:09:00,134 --> 00:09:02,098 - like, everybody, you know? - Yeah, I love Tribe Called Quest. 88 00:09:02,178 --> 00:09:04,016 - Stone's Throw. - Yeah, Stone's Throw is cool. 89 00:09:04,096 --> 00:09:05,556 But I also like T Swift, you know? 90 00:09:05,640 --> 00:09:08,726 Hey, Joshua! 91 00:09:08,809 --> 00:09:10,394 Hey, Eric. Oh, my God! 92 00:09:10,478 --> 00:09:12,146 Holy shit. 93 00:09:12,230 --> 00:09:15,191 I'm Katee. 94 00:09:15,274 --> 00:09:17,193 Thanks for coming, dude. 95 00:09:17,276 --> 00:09:19,487 - Yeah, yeah, thanks... - Heard so much about you. 96 00:09:19,570 --> 00:09:21,864 How are you? You okay? 97 00:09:21,948 --> 00:09:23,578 I don't know who you are. I like hugging you, though. 98 00:09:23,658 --> 00:09:25,743 - I'm Katee. - So, 99 00:09:25,826 --> 00:09:27,453 are you, like, the property manager here? 100 00:09:27,537 --> 00:09:29,205 - No. - Of the prop... no, no. 101 00:09:29,288 --> 00:09:31,457 - No, no. - No, I'm just... I'm Katee. 102 00:09:31,541 --> 00:09:34,835 - Yeah, Katee from Ojai. - Katee from Ojai. 103 00:09:34,919 --> 00:09:37,046 - Friend from Ojai. - Just met last night. 104 00:09:37,129 --> 00:09:39,010 Do you wanna hang out? We're gonna get into a cypher. 105 00:09:39,090 --> 00:09:41,592 - I should probably go. - Okay. 106 00:09:41,717 --> 00:09:44,762 But you have fun. Have fun. 107 00:09:44,845 --> 00:09:46,931 I'll walk you to your car. 108 00:09:47,014 --> 00:09:48,724 - Bye. - I'm so glad I got to see you. 109 00:09:51,936 --> 00:09:54,397 - Yeah. - Yeah. 110 00:09:59,652 --> 00:10:01,362 She seemed really cool, man. 111 00:10:01,445 --> 00:10:03,364 Who, Katee? 112 00:10:03,447 --> 00:10:06,450 Yeah, she was, she is. She is very cool. 113 00:10:06,534 --> 00:10:08,828 - How did you meet her? - I got here yesterday. 114 00:10:08,911 --> 00:10:10,416 - Right. - So I was here before anyone else, 115 00:10:10,496 --> 00:10:13,833 and, I had nothing to do. 116 00:10:13,916 --> 00:10:16,877 So I went to the bar in town. 117 00:10:16,961 --> 00:10:19,088 And I don't know. I just, like, was at the bar 118 00:10:19,171 --> 00:10:20,468 and she came up to me, starting chatting, 119 00:10:20,548 --> 00:10:22,508 and it was, like, super easy to talk to. 120 00:10:22,592 --> 00:10:24,427 "It was." She was super easy to talk to. 121 00:10:24,510 --> 00:10:26,182 Good for you, man. I'm really happy for you. 122 00:10:26,262 --> 00:10:28,264 Well, look, she's cool. She really is. 123 00:10:28,389 --> 00:10:30,725 I mean, we're not gonna get married or anything, but... 124 00:10:34,061 --> 00:10:35,650 Who else are we gonna be able to celebrate 125 00:10:35,730 --> 00:10:37,481 this sexual victory with? 126 00:10:37,565 --> 00:10:39,775 Yeah, when is everybody else coming? 127 00:10:39,984 --> 00:10:45,114 This... this is actually the crew. 128 00:10:45,197 --> 00:10:47,491 Everybody else kind of flaked. 129 00:10:47,575 --> 00:10:48,746 I know it's only four of us. Is that weird? 130 00:10:48,826 --> 00:10:50,369 No, no, it's not weird at all. 131 00:10:50,453 --> 00:10:53,205 I think... I think a small crew is cool. 132 00:10:53,289 --> 00:10:55,586 Yeah, we're gonna be like the Beatles. We are like the Beatles. 133 00:10:55,666 --> 00:10:58,252 - You're like John and Paul. - I'm Ringo 'cause I keep it light 134 00:10:58,336 --> 00:10:59,632 and I look a little bit like a possum. 135 00:10:59,712 --> 00:11:01,380 And I'm George 'cause I'm stony 136 00:11:01,464 --> 00:11:03,716 and I, you know, can't get enough of the sun. 137 00:11:03,799 --> 00:11:05,384 I'm, I'm George Martin. 138 00:11:05,468 --> 00:11:07,511 Yeah, the integral fifth Beatle. 139 00:11:07,595 --> 00:11:09,013 I love meeting new people. 140 00:11:09,096 --> 00:11:10,640 This guy's got fucking blow. 141 00:11:10,723 --> 00:11:12,266 You're dropping squirt bombs. 142 00:11:12,350 --> 00:11:14,477 This guy won't get in the pool, but he will. 143 00:11:14,560 --> 00:11:17,563 - If it's weird, say it 'cause I know... - It's not weird. 144 00:11:27,990 --> 00:11:29,412 Hey, what are you doing over there, man? 145 00:11:29,492 --> 00:11:31,122 I'm still trying to get the Wi-Fi to work. 146 00:11:31,202 --> 00:11:34,497 Yeah, we're in a cabin in Ojai. The Wi-Fi's not gonna work. 147 00:11:34,580 --> 00:11:37,583 Yeah, but, I mean, I can't not be accessible on the Internet 148 00:11:37,667 --> 00:11:39,502 and also up here with no cell phone reception 149 00:11:39,585 --> 00:11:41,549 - for an entire weekend. - Who cares? It's the weekend. 150 00:11:41,629 --> 00:11:43,673 When I got off the 101, I called Shauna 151 00:11:43,756 --> 00:11:46,095 and I was like, "Okay, I'm going where there's no reception. Love you." 152 00:11:46,175 --> 00:11:48,803 Yeah, but I didn't make that call to Marissa. 153 00:11:48,886 --> 00:11:50,471 So she doesn't know that I'm here 154 00:11:50,554 --> 00:11:52,431 and she doesn't know that I'm unreachable 155 00:11:52,515 --> 00:11:55,059 should she be trying to call or email me or whatever. 156 00:11:55,184 --> 00:11:56,772 Why doesn't Marissa know that you're here? 157 00:11:56,852 --> 00:12:00,356 She just, you know, decided that she needed to be somewhere else 158 00:12:00,439 --> 00:12:02,983 that I don't live for the time being. 159 00:12:04,318 --> 00:12:06,404 Oh, shit. I'm sorry, man. 160 00:12:06,487 --> 00:12:07,742 She's just basically coming at me 161 00:12:07,822 --> 00:12:10,449 and saying, you know, that after 10 years almost, 162 00:12:10,533 --> 00:12:12,830 that there's an entire life that she feels like she's missing 163 00:12:12,910 --> 00:12:16,497 and that she sort of needed some space, and I responded to that 164 00:12:16,580 --> 00:12:20,710 by being what I felt was very attentive and what she felt was clingy. 165 00:12:20,793 --> 00:12:25,172 God, I'm sorry. It's... That's gotta be really hard. 166 00:12:25,256 --> 00:12:27,133 - Break-ups are tough. - It's not a break-up, 167 00:12:27,216 --> 00:12:30,010 you know, at this time. 168 00:12:30,094 --> 00:12:31,474 - Okay. - I think that there might be 169 00:12:31,554 --> 00:12:33,556 some benefit here to having some friends around. 170 00:12:33,639 --> 00:12:35,353 And maybe, you know, we're talking about it now 171 00:12:35,433 --> 00:12:37,313 and I'll talk about it with Josh as soon as I get a chance. 172 00:12:37,393 --> 00:12:42,481 I wouldn't tell Josh about it, I think, because we're on thin ice here. 173 00:12:42,565 --> 00:12:44,859 There's only four of us. No one showed up. 174 00:12:44,942 --> 00:12:47,198 It's just that he's hurting and he's been going through a lot 175 00:12:47,278 --> 00:12:48,863 and now I'm hurting, too, 176 00:12:48,946 --> 00:12:50,910 and I feel like we sort of are going to relate to each other 177 00:12:50,990 --> 00:12:53,159 in a way that I don't expect you to get. 178 00:12:53,242 --> 00:12:56,370 Let's not compare the hurt of a break-up 179 00:12:56,454 --> 00:13:00,332 or whatever it is with what Joshy went through. 180 00:13:00,416 --> 00:13:04,211 Okay, so everybody gets one of these character cards. 181 00:13:04,295 --> 00:13:06,213 And I'm now going to go into the attack 182 00:13:06,297 --> 00:13:08,299 and defending portion. You ready? 183 00:13:08,382 --> 00:13:10,342 "Attack abilities and attacking a monster. 184 00:13:10,426 --> 00:13:13,095 The type of symbol shows whether it is a melee ability 185 00:13:13,179 --> 00:13:14,513 or a ranged attack ability." 186 00:13:14,597 --> 00:13:15,806 Yes. Adam, I have a question. 187 00:13:15,890 --> 00:13:17,391 Is it... okay, I can answer it 188 00:13:17,475 --> 00:13:18,646 because I think I know what you're going to say. 189 00:13:18,726 --> 00:13:20,311 - What? - If you're wondering 190 00:13:20,394 --> 00:13:23,564 why the part on the bottom of your figurine is an octagon 191 00:13:23,647 --> 00:13:26,484 and it's standing on a hexagonal shape that connects to the center one, 192 00:13:26,567 --> 00:13:27,905 I promise you we're going to get to that 193 00:13:27,985 --> 00:13:29,490 - very, very shortly. - Was that your question? 194 00:13:29,570 --> 00:13:31,242 That was not my question. Here's my question. 195 00:13:31,322 --> 00:13:33,824 Should we be playing this game right now? 196 00:13:33,908 --> 00:13:36,076 - Yeah, definitely, 100 percent. - Yeah. 197 00:13:36,160 --> 00:13:37,578 Can I just pose another option? 198 00:13:37,661 --> 00:13:40,080 We go out tonight, we go to this bar the Lone Angus. 199 00:13:40,164 --> 00:13:43,042 I've done a bunch of research on Yelp and Trip Advisor. 200 00:13:43,125 --> 00:13:46,212 It's a fun local bar. It's, like, divey, but not too divey. 201 00:13:46,295 --> 00:13:47,425 Maybe the time to go to the bar 202 00:13:47,505 --> 00:13:48,801 would be, I don't know, tomorrow afternoon 203 00:13:48,881 --> 00:13:51,095 for happy hour or something, when, you know, it's light out 204 00:13:51,175 --> 00:13:52,638 and they have the windows open and the drinks are cheaper. 205 00:13:52,718 --> 00:13:54,929 What's the deal with you and the windows open at a bar? 206 00:13:55,012 --> 00:13:57,807 It's just nice to get that bar smell wafting out a little bit. 207 00:13:57,890 --> 00:13:59,600 Okay, let's say we go to the bar tonight, 208 00:13:59,683 --> 00:14:03,270 have some drinks, mellow, nothing crazy. 209 00:14:03,354 --> 00:14:05,981 Come back here, wake up in the morning, 210 00:14:06,065 --> 00:14:07,441 we're sitting around the table, 211 00:14:07,525 --> 00:14:10,194 we are ready to settle in to a full game. 212 00:14:10,319 --> 00:14:11,403 Well, just to be clear, 213 00:14:11,487 --> 00:14:14,990 Adam and I have been coveting this game for quite some time. 214 00:14:15,074 --> 00:14:18,494 We even actually helped crowd fund it. We just opened it tonight. 215 00:14:18,619 --> 00:14:21,539 Right, or we could go to the bar, and if the bar is not cool, 216 00:14:21,622 --> 00:14:23,707 then we could just come back here and play tonight. 217 00:14:23,791 --> 00:14:26,544 I mean, how fun would that be? Like a late-night game. 218 00:14:26,627 --> 00:14:30,130 If you're serious about doing it tomorrow, 219 00:14:30,214 --> 00:14:33,926 then, yeah, I mean, the... It's something to consider, I guess. 220 00:14:35,052 --> 00:14:36,220 So I have a lot planned. 221 00:14:36,303 --> 00:14:38,138 We're gonna do a little dinner tonight, 222 00:14:38,222 --> 00:14:41,058 we're gonna go to the casino, play a little cards. 223 00:14:41,141 --> 00:14:42,935 - Yeah. - Yeah. 224 00:14:43,018 --> 00:14:45,187 Have a bite to eat. We're not gonna just drink, though. 225 00:14:45,312 --> 00:14:47,526 - We're gonna have a nice dinner. - Welcome to The Lone Angus. 226 00:14:47,606 --> 00:14:49,233 I will be your waiter. My name is Greg. 227 00:14:49,316 --> 00:14:51,861 - Nice to meet you, Greg. - Right on. 228 00:14:51,986 --> 00:14:54,613 So I got four tequila shots here 229 00:14:54,697 --> 00:14:58,075 - and a diet coke on the rocks. - Sweet. 230 00:14:58,158 --> 00:14:59,622 We didn't order those tequila shots, though, 231 00:14:59,702 --> 00:15:01,415 - so I think we're good. - Well, that's not what 232 00:15:01,495 --> 00:15:02,583 the bartender is telling me. 233 00:15:02,663 --> 00:15:04,623 It's okay, though. I mean, like, we're... 234 00:15:04,707 --> 00:15:06,337 - Yeah, we'll take them. - Right, but we didn't order them, 235 00:15:06,417 --> 00:15:08,460 so I don't think we should have to pay for them. 236 00:15:09,712 --> 00:15:12,089 speaking of which, did you guys order these drinks 237 00:15:12,172 --> 00:15:13,219 that you already have at the bar? 238 00:15:13,299 --> 00:15:14,637 Yes, because you weren't here, so... 239 00:15:14,717 --> 00:15:16,385 Yeah, but there's table service here. 240 00:15:16,468 --> 00:15:18,307 Yeah, but you weren't here. We waited for 15 minutes. 241 00:15:18,387 --> 00:15:21,056 I was here. I've been here since 5:00. 242 00:15:21,140 --> 00:15:22,641 - Oh, really? - Yeah, I've been here. 243 00:15:22,725 --> 00:15:25,644 It's okay, okay. We'll take the shots. 244 00:15:25,728 --> 00:15:28,314 - ...like every asshole does. - Oh, we're assholes now? 245 00:15:28,397 --> 00:15:29,610 - Yeah, you're an ass... - Eric, Eric. 246 00:15:29,690 --> 00:15:31,028 Maybe you could bring me a windshield wiper 247 00:15:31,108 --> 00:15:33,360 because you just spit all over my fucking face! 248 00:15:33,444 --> 00:15:34,448 Why don't you take that windshield wiper 249 00:15:34,528 --> 00:15:36,488 and shove it right up your ass?! 250 00:15:39,033 --> 00:15:41,660 - Oh, what's up, man? - Hey, man, how you doing? 251 00:15:41,744 --> 00:15:43,829 That was great. Hi, guys. 252 00:15:43,913 --> 00:15:45,084 You should see your faces right now. 253 00:15:45,164 --> 00:15:46,957 We just fucking pranked you guys. 254 00:15:47,082 --> 00:15:48,212 That was one of the best ones we've ever done. 255 00:15:48,292 --> 00:15:50,044 You guys, this is my boy, Greg. 256 00:15:50,127 --> 00:15:51,795 I invited him to join us for the weekend. 257 00:15:51,879 --> 00:15:55,132 This is Josh, this is Ari, this is Adam. 258 00:15:55,215 --> 00:15:56,800 Adam, nice to meet you. Greg. 259 00:15:56,884 --> 00:15:58,427 Ari? Greg. 260 00:15:58,510 --> 00:16:01,180 Josh, the man of the hour. Greg. 261 00:16:01,263 --> 00:16:02,598 Sit down, sit down, sit down. 262 00:16:02,681 --> 00:16:04,433 Thank you guys so much for including me. 263 00:16:04,516 --> 00:16:05,976 - Thank you so much. - Definitely. 264 00:16:06,060 --> 00:16:07,686 - Not a problem. - Thank you for... 265 00:16:07,770 --> 00:16:10,189 And my boy here told me there was a bachelor party, 266 00:16:10,272 --> 00:16:11,982 and I was just like, "Oh, can I come?" 267 00:16:12,107 --> 00:16:13,525 He was like, "You got it." 268 00:16:13,609 --> 00:16:15,402 Yeah, no, I... 269 00:16:15,486 --> 00:16:17,321 It's just that I was gonna get married, 270 00:16:17,404 --> 00:16:20,699 but I'm not anymore, so we're kind of just salvaging the weekend, 271 00:16:20,783 --> 00:16:23,077 - and it's just for guys. - Yeah, yeah, we're just... 272 00:16:23,160 --> 00:16:24,787 We're treating this like a boy's weekend. 273 00:16:24,870 --> 00:16:26,914 I thought you said that this is a bachelor party. 274 00:16:26,997 --> 00:16:28,085 You're not even getting married? 275 00:16:28,165 --> 00:16:31,502 Well, no, he's... but we're treating it like the fun of a bachelor party, 276 00:16:31,585 --> 00:16:33,295 but it's just a boy's weekend away. 277 00:16:33,379 --> 00:16:35,965 You know what? Yeah, we're not even really using that word. 278 00:16:36,048 --> 00:16:39,009 - You guys break up? - Essentially, I was gonna get married, 279 00:16:39,093 --> 00:16:41,181 - but now it's not gonna happen. - I just can't stress enough 280 00:16:41,261 --> 00:16:43,225 - that we should just move on. - It just sort of turned into... 281 00:16:43,305 --> 00:16:45,728 - Kind of like a guy's weekend. - Live right now in the moment. 282 00:16:45,808 --> 00:16:47,104 Hey, man, that's all I'm doing. That's what all I'm about. 283 00:16:47,184 --> 00:16:49,979 Let's just do our shots to... to nothing. 284 00:16:50,062 --> 00:16:51,605 - Yeah, to nothing. - To nothing. 285 00:16:51,689 --> 00:16:53,399 - To nothing is a great idea. - To nothing. 286 00:16:53,482 --> 00:16:55,734 - For the weekend. - Fuck that bitch. 287 00:16:55,818 --> 00:16:58,028 - She doesn't deserve you. - Again, not... 288 00:16:58,112 --> 00:16:59,613 - Yeah, maybe. - So as I mentioned, 289 00:16:59,697 --> 00:17:02,157 I actually invited Greg to join us for the weekend 290 00:17:02,241 --> 00:17:05,744 as we have that extra room because this guy brings the party to 11. 291 00:17:05,828 --> 00:17:07,705 Yeah, thanks so much for having me. 292 00:17:07,788 --> 00:17:08,956 Well, you know... 293 00:17:09,039 --> 00:17:11,003 It's so gracious of you guys to include me on this very special weekend. 294 00:17:11,083 --> 00:17:13,172 I was thinking because we have fewer people than we thought 295 00:17:13,252 --> 00:17:16,255 that we would kind of spread out so no one has to share a room, 296 00:17:16,338 --> 00:17:17,968 so we don't actually have an extra one anymore. 297 00:17:18,048 --> 00:17:21,135 Yeah, and, like, since you guys are boys, 298 00:17:21,218 --> 00:17:23,303 maybe you guys could just share a room. 299 00:17:23,387 --> 00:17:24,763 No, I can't do that. 300 00:17:24,847 --> 00:17:27,516 I can't, I can't room with somebody. 301 00:17:27,599 --> 00:17:30,185 And trust me, none of you want to room with me 302 00:17:30,269 --> 00:17:32,062 'cause I just got diagnosed with sleep apnea, 303 00:17:32,187 --> 00:17:34,481 - and I gotta wear that mask. - Yeah, dude's like Bane. 304 00:17:34,565 --> 00:17:38,027 Hello, would you like your dick sucked? 305 00:17:39,820 --> 00:17:40,863 Yeah. 306 00:17:40,946 --> 00:17:42,448 - Classic Bane joke. - Terrible Bane. 307 00:17:42,531 --> 00:17:43,953 Let's cheers it up to new beginnings. 308 00:17:44,033 --> 00:17:45,534 - To new beginnings. - Love it. 309 00:17:45,617 --> 00:17:48,120 - To new beginnings, right? - Oh, my shit's empty. 310 00:17:48,203 --> 00:17:49,583 - You know, whatever. - Hey, waiter, 311 00:17:49,663 --> 00:17:50,751 why don't you go get another drink? 312 00:17:50,831 --> 00:17:52,541 Fuck you! 313 00:17:54,043 --> 00:17:55,506 Excuse me, I don't want to speak to no doctor! 314 00:17:55,586 --> 00:17:58,130 I want to speak to a pharmacist! 315 00:17:58,213 --> 00:17:59,548 Yeah, man. 316 00:17:59,631 --> 00:18:01,550 Oh, goodness. 317 00:18:01,633 --> 00:18:03,260 - Oh, yeah. - Shockingly cold. 318 00:18:03,343 --> 00:18:05,095 Greg is a trip, 319 00:18:05,179 --> 00:18:07,598 Dude, Greg is the best! 320 00:18:07,681 --> 00:18:09,475 I'm kind of a big fan of him. 321 00:18:09,558 --> 00:18:10,601 - Yeah. - He's so intense. 322 00:18:10,684 --> 00:18:12,811 - Yeah! - Yeah! 323 00:18:12,895 --> 00:18:14,233 I'll send it to you. What's your number? 324 00:18:14,313 --> 00:18:15,522 Please do. 325 00:18:15,606 --> 00:18:16,732 Are you cool? 326 00:18:18,233 --> 00:18:19,526 Yeah. 327 00:18:22,362 --> 00:18:24,656 Oh, yeah. I'm great, how are you? 328 00:18:24,740 --> 00:18:26,241 I'm good, I'm good. 329 00:18:26,325 --> 00:18:28,994 I mean, I just wanna make sure that... that you're good 330 00:18:29,078 --> 00:18:33,207 with all of... with all of how everything is going. 331 00:18:33,290 --> 00:18:34,750 Yeah, yeah, no. 332 00:18:34,833 --> 00:18:36,877 This is lining up to be a fun one. 333 00:18:36,960 --> 00:18:39,379 It was just, like, scurrying all around the floor, 334 00:18:39,463 --> 00:18:42,132 and we had, like, an English muffin we didn't want to... 335 00:18:42,257 --> 00:18:43,804 You know, turtles are, like, an aphrodisiac. 336 00:18:43,884 --> 00:18:45,803 You wanted to eat the turtle? 337 00:18:45,886 --> 00:18:47,516 In retrospect, you could've just picked it up 338 00:18:47,596 --> 00:18:51,016 by the little shell on the sides and been completely okay. 339 00:18:51,100 --> 00:18:52,559 My buddy will pick you up... 340 00:18:52,643 --> 00:18:55,938 ...backlogs of nonsense that go back two years. 341 00:18:56,021 --> 00:19:00,067 Right, but why is this the time to be bringing any... 342 00:19:00,150 --> 00:19:03,403 But wh... but it just... It's not even relevant 343 00:19:03,487 --> 00:19:04,947 to what we're talking about anymore. 344 00:19:05,030 --> 00:19:08,117 It's not a part of what I'm trying to discuss, 345 00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:09,663 and to say that it's something that I've been 346 00:19:09,743 --> 00:19:13,455 willingly or intentionally neglecting is insane. 347 00:19:13,539 --> 00:19:14,957 I'm happy you guys are here. 348 00:19:15,040 --> 00:19:17,876 - Are you kidding? Yes. - I think we're being followed. 349 00:19:17,960 --> 00:19:19,962 No. I'm sorry. 350 00:19:20,045 --> 00:19:22,965 - I'm looking... - What is happening? 351 00:19:23,048 --> 00:19:24,633 Who are you? Are you okay? 352 00:19:24,716 --> 00:19:27,511 Yeah, I'm looking for my phone. 353 00:19:27,594 --> 00:19:28,929 - Okay. - Oh, okay. 354 00:19:29,012 --> 00:19:30,430 Did you guys see a phone? 355 00:19:30,514 --> 00:19:32,933 - Did it have a case? - No. 356 00:19:34,017 --> 00:19:35,894 Caseless. I haven't seen it. 357 00:19:35,978 --> 00:19:38,438 I'm sorry, this is Josh. 358 00:19:38,522 --> 00:19:40,107 - Oh, hi, Josh. - Oh, yeah, I'm Josh. 359 00:19:40,190 --> 00:19:41,358 - I'm Jodi. - Hey, Jodi. 360 00:19:41,441 --> 00:19:43,110 - I'm Ari. - Hi, Ari. 361 00:19:43,193 --> 00:19:44,236 How's it going? 362 00:19:44,319 --> 00:19:45,282 Oh, do you want me to hold that for you? 363 00:19:45,362 --> 00:19:46,488 Yes, please. Yes, please. 364 00:19:46,572 --> 00:19:48,282 - Can I hold it in my lungs? - Yes, please. 365 00:19:48,365 --> 00:19:50,742 You are cold. 366 00:19:50,826 --> 00:19:52,661 - You need a... - How can you tell? 367 00:19:52,744 --> 00:19:54,246 Maybe... 368 00:19:56,707 --> 00:19:59,042 - I'm gonna give you my sweater. - Oh, well, thank you. 369 00:19:59,126 --> 00:20:01,920 - You're such a gentleman. - Oh, here. 370 00:20:02,004 --> 00:20:03,300 - Have two. - Thank you. No, I don't need it. 371 00:20:03,380 --> 00:20:05,007 - No, have two. - Don't please. 372 00:20:05,090 --> 00:20:07,718 Look what's happening. Double the warmth. 373 00:20:07,801 --> 00:20:10,387 Double gentleman attack! 374 00:20:10,470 --> 00:20:12,389 - What? - I'm sorry. 375 00:20:12,472 --> 00:20:14,474 Are you guys murderers or what? 376 00:20:14,558 --> 00:20:16,768 No, not at all. We are not murderers. 377 00:20:16,852 --> 00:20:18,979 - Yeah. - What are you doing here in Ojai? 378 00:20:19,062 --> 00:20:20,731 Yeah, what brings you here? Are you local? 379 00:20:20,814 --> 00:20:23,025 I'm here for, like, a big birthday vacation weekend. 380 00:20:23,108 --> 00:20:25,652 - I'm turning 30. - Wow, awesome! 381 00:20:25,736 --> 00:20:27,613 - You're with friends? - Yeah. 382 00:20:27,696 --> 00:20:29,326 - Okay, cool. - They're not cool right now. 383 00:20:29,406 --> 00:20:31,408 They're real... they're real shitty. 384 00:20:31,491 --> 00:20:35,454 Well, we're having sort of a weird... Not weird, but, like, a party thing. 385 00:20:35,537 --> 00:20:36,872 Nothing like a weird party thing. 386 00:20:36,955 --> 00:20:38,999 I think all party things are kind of weird. 387 00:20:39,082 --> 00:20:40,045 - Hello. - Well, hello. 388 00:20:40,125 --> 00:20:41,460 Hey, this is... 389 00:20:41,543 --> 00:20:43,503 Did someone say "weird party thing"? 390 00:20:43,587 --> 00:20:46,048 Hello, my name is Adam. 391 00:20:46,131 --> 00:20:48,717 My name is Jodi. 392 00:20:48,800 --> 00:20:50,135 We are all robots. 393 00:20:50,219 --> 00:20:55,265 Well, I'm single now, so, you know, 394 00:20:55,349 --> 00:20:57,643 - What the fuck are you doing? - Adam, really? 395 00:20:57,726 --> 00:20:59,645 - What? - Are you okay? 396 00:20:59,728 --> 00:21:01,855 Well, I got a couple bars, so I made a phone call. 397 00:21:01,939 --> 00:21:04,316 I'm sorry to drag you into my business. 398 00:21:04,399 --> 00:21:05,609 No, I actually am into it. 399 00:21:05,734 --> 00:21:06,989 Yeah, 10 years of my life just went down the shitter. 400 00:21:07,069 --> 00:21:09,029 - We talked about this. - No, man. 401 00:21:09,112 --> 00:21:10,492 - We talked about that. - Yeah, but everything's changed now. 402 00:21:10,572 --> 00:21:12,115 It's all different. It sucks now. 403 00:21:12,199 --> 00:21:15,369 - Everything's worse. - So you and Marissa, no? 404 00:21:15,452 --> 00:21:17,666 Yeah, no, no go. You know, 10 years right in the shitter. 405 00:21:17,746 --> 00:21:19,581 It's fine, but, hey, on the other hand, 406 00:21:19,665 --> 00:21:23,085 Eric has found some casino near here that he says is the best in the area. 407 00:21:23,168 --> 00:21:24,464 Well, that sounds fun. I would go to a casino. 408 00:21:24,544 --> 00:21:25,629 There's a casino here? 409 00:21:25,754 --> 00:21:27,593 Didn't expect you guys to actually be so excited about that. 410 00:21:27,673 --> 00:21:29,341 You look so cold and stupid, both of you. 411 00:21:29,424 --> 00:21:31,718 Do they look like murderers, though? 412 00:21:31,802 --> 00:21:33,845 - Yeah. - Here, I don't need this. 413 00:21:33,929 --> 00:21:36,014 Thank you very much. I don't need both, yeah. 414 00:21:36,098 --> 00:21:37,891 Total enthusiasm for Eric's casino idea? 415 00:21:37,975 --> 00:21:40,022 No one just kind of thought we were gonna go home after this 416 00:21:40,102 --> 00:21:42,562 and, you know, have bedtime and... 417 00:21:42,646 --> 00:21:45,023 - Have bedtime? - Hey, Adam, is this... 418 00:21:45,107 --> 00:21:47,234 Well, what do you call it when it's time to go to bed? 419 00:21:47,317 --> 00:21:50,404 - The time I go to bed. - Are you okay? 420 00:21:50,487 --> 00:21:53,073 Yeah, I mean, you know, of course not, but... 421 00:21:53,156 --> 00:21:54,700 - Yeah. - I'm sorry. 422 00:21:54,783 --> 00:21:57,077 I didn't mean to come out here and just blurt, I mean... 423 00:21:57,160 --> 00:21:58,874 - No, no, that's big. That's huge. - I just got off the phone. 424 00:21:58,954 --> 00:22:00,664 And looked over and I saw 425 00:22:00,789 --> 00:22:02,586 Eric and what's-his-name and you guys over here, 426 00:22:02,666 --> 00:22:05,544 and I just kind of felt like I had to say something to somebody, 427 00:22:05,627 --> 00:22:07,212 but I shouldn't have. I... 428 00:22:07,296 --> 00:22:09,965 Well, look, if you need to talk about it, you can. 429 00:22:12,801 --> 00:22:14,389 - No, I'm good, thank you. - Are you sure? 430 00:22:14,469 --> 00:22:15,929 - Yes. - I could go like that. 431 00:22:16,013 --> 00:22:18,056 That does feel warmer, but I'm actually... 432 00:22:18,140 --> 00:22:19,683 And your arms are weirdly heavy. 433 00:22:19,766 --> 00:22:22,686 I'm a big, thick kind of oxey Jew. 434 00:22:22,769 --> 00:22:25,355 You kind of are. You look like someone's cousin 435 00:22:25,439 --> 00:22:28,775 or, like, a boy from camp who was, like, my crush. 436 00:22:28,859 --> 00:22:30,152 Oh, what camp did you go to? 437 00:22:30,235 --> 00:22:31,528 - Really? - Yeah. 438 00:22:31,611 --> 00:22:33,447 Well, 'cause I went to camp back East, so I... 439 00:22:33,530 --> 00:22:35,365 - Me, too. - Where? 440 00:22:35,449 --> 00:22:37,826 - Blue Star. - Shut up. 441 00:22:37,909 --> 00:22:39,411 I went to Blue Star. 442 00:22:39,494 --> 00:22:41,830 - You shut up now. - No, you shut up now. 443 00:22:41,913 --> 00:22:44,124 - Prove it. - Blue Star where the Jews are. 444 00:22:45,125 --> 00:22:46,251 Yeah. 445 00:22:48,128 --> 00:22:50,380 Oh, damn it! 446 00:22:50,464 --> 00:22:52,090 Oh, snaps. 447 00:22:52,174 --> 00:22:54,593 Guys, we're gonna go to the casino. Do you wanna come? 448 00:22:54,676 --> 00:22:56,011 - Me? - Yeah, you should come. 449 00:22:56,094 --> 00:22:57,975 - Yeah, we need a Lady Luck. - The more the merrier. 450 00:22:58,055 --> 00:23:00,182 I'll be your Lady Luck. 451 00:23:00,307 --> 00:23:02,392 But I really wanna find my phone. 452 00:23:02,517 --> 00:23:04,481 And I'm actually kind of feeling like I left it in my house. 453 00:23:04,561 --> 00:23:06,646 Like, I did not even bring it here to begin with 454 00:23:06,730 --> 00:23:08,482 'cause I'm chill and I wanna unplug. 455 00:23:08,565 --> 00:23:10,859 Yeah, of course. Get out of the Matrix. 456 00:23:10,942 --> 00:23:14,071 Do you think you would walk me down just to see if it's there? 457 00:23:14,196 --> 00:23:15,409 I don't actually wanna get murdered. 458 00:23:15,489 --> 00:23:17,115 Yeah, well, I would love to, 459 00:23:17,199 --> 00:23:20,660 but Joshy's actually, um, like, used to come up here as a kid. 460 00:23:20,744 --> 00:23:21,957 - He knows the area pretty well. - We'll go to the casino. 461 00:23:22,037 --> 00:23:24,247 You come meet us later, right? 462 00:23:24,331 --> 00:23:27,125 - You, too. - No, I will gladly walk you home. 463 00:23:29,419 --> 00:23:30,670 Did you ever hear about 464 00:23:30,754 --> 00:23:34,257 when there was a pyramid of tampons that got set on fire 465 00:23:34,341 --> 00:23:36,426 and then pushed down into the middle of the lake? 466 00:23:36,510 --> 00:23:37,886 Shut up. That was you? 467 00:23:37,969 --> 00:23:39,846 - Yeah. Yeah. - Oh, my God. 468 00:23:39,930 --> 00:23:41,893 That thing, like, almost burned down a couple of boats. 469 00:23:41,973 --> 00:23:45,644 And it stunk because it was like a chemical fire! 470 00:23:45,727 --> 00:23:48,355 Like, what are the odds that you as a child 471 00:23:48,438 --> 00:23:50,148 saw the same things that I saw as a child? 472 00:23:50,232 --> 00:23:52,734 Actual same summers? 473 00:23:52,818 --> 00:23:54,778 No, it's crazy. Similar summers. 474 00:23:54,861 --> 00:23:57,656 - Yeah. Same lake. - Similar summers. 475 00:23:57,739 --> 00:23:59,741 Tonie, Tonie, Tonie 476 00:23:59,825 --> 00:24:01,868 Tonie, Tonie, Tonie 477 00:24:01,952 --> 00:24:04,788 T-O-N-I-E, why do you spell it like that, baby? 478 00:24:04,871 --> 00:24:05,914 Tonie! 479 00:24:05,997 --> 00:24:07,916 Tonie, positive vibes, positive energy. 480 00:24:07,999 --> 00:24:10,710 - I should be careful. - Adam, look at this. 481 00:24:10,794 --> 00:24:12,129 You got exactly what you wanted. 482 00:24:12,212 --> 00:24:13,800 We're all sitting around playing a game together. 483 00:24:13,880 --> 00:24:15,882 I wanted to play, like, a co-op game 484 00:24:15,966 --> 00:24:18,218 that we could all sort of just work together as friends. 485 00:24:18,301 --> 00:24:19,761 But we are playing together. 486 00:24:19,845 --> 00:24:23,390 We're all cooperating together against Tonie here. 487 00:24:23,473 --> 00:24:24,853 It just kind of feels to me like... 488 00:24:24,933 --> 00:24:26,521 Like a little bit of a monkey's paw at this point. 489 00:24:26,601 --> 00:24:28,353 What does that mean, monkey's paw? 490 00:24:28,437 --> 00:24:31,314 Well, like, I wished we were all playing a game, and now I got my wish, 491 00:24:31,398 --> 00:24:34,109 but it's like the saddest, weirdest, worst version of that 492 00:24:34,234 --> 00:24:36,198 because I'm just losing money and I'm stressed out. 493 00:24:36,278 --> 00:24:38,738 So it's like if you went to a monkey seller 494 00:24:38,822 --> 00:24:40,824 and you said, "Hey, give me a monkey," 495 00:24:40,949 --> 00:24:42,784 and then he just gave you the hand? 496 00:24:42,868 --> 00:24:44,998 No, I mean, I think you're thinking of it too literally. 497 00:24:45,078 --> 00:24:47,038 - The hand is cursed. - Like a leprechaun. 498 00:24:47,122 --> 00:24:49,541 You know, you get them, and then they fucking... 499 00:24:49,624 --> 00:24:51,213 - They're kind of shady. - I thought they were shady 500 00:24:51,293 --> 00:24:52,672 before you caught 'em, but once you caught 'em, 501 00:24:52,752 --> 00:24:53,715 they were, like, your slave. 502 00:24:53,795 --> 00:24:56,173 Well, ta-da. 503 00:24:56,256 --> 00:24:59,092 This is actually... This is amazing. 504 00:24:59,176 --> 00:25:01,261 - Yeah. - You should see the place I'm staying. 505 00:25:01,344 --> 00:25:04,389 It's like a... A turquoise dealership. 506 00:25:05,515 --> 00:25:07,434 It's like a kidnapper shack. 507 00:25:07,517 --> 00:25:08,977 Yeah, oh, very much so. 508 00:25:09,060 --> 00:25:12,981 Yeah, I'm imagining like the sock that a teenage boy uses to, like, 509 00:25:13,064 --> 00:25:15,112 - jerk into made into, somehow, a house. - Jerk off into? 510 00:25:15,192 --> 00:25:17,986 That is pretty... pretty accurate. 511 00:25:19,696 --> 00:25:24,784 Thanks for the, um, walk back here. 512 00:25:24,868 --> 00:25:26,953 It was very nice. 513 00:25:27,037 --> 00:25:29,039 No, thank you. It was, um, 514 00:25:29,122 --> 00:25:32,834 so weird to meet someone from Blue Star. 515 00:25:32,918 --> 00:25:34,127 - I know. - It's so crazy. 516 00:25:34,211 --> 00:25:37,422 Yeah. You know me. 517 00:25:37,506 --> 00:25:40,550 I'm gonna go inside, but I'll give you this. 518 00:25:40,634 --> 00:25:42,886 'Cause I'm not a thief 519 00:25:42,969 --> 00:25:45,472 even though I probably seem really rough and tough, 520 00:25:45,555 --> 00:25:48,016 I'm not a thief and I'm not gonna steal your sweater. 521 00:25:58,652 --> 00:26:01,696 - Okay, good night. - Good night. 522 00:26:01,780 --> 00:26:03,698 - Thank you. - Yeah. No, thank you. 523 00:26:07,035 --> 00:26:08,912 Are you waiting there for me to get in? 524 00:26:08,995 --> 00:26:10,750 Yeah, I don't wanna leave till you get in. 525 00:26:10,830 --> 00:26:12,499 That's so nice. 526 00:26:12,582 --> 00:26:14,000 That's what you do. 527 00:26:18,547 --> 00:26:19,631 I... 528 00:26:19,714 --> 00:26:23,134 I don't have a key. 529 00:26:23,218 --> 00:26:25,762 Sorry, I forgot. 530 00:26:25,845 --> 00:26:28,682 I smoked your weed, my fault. 531 00:26:28,765 --> 00:26:30,141 - Okay. - I didn't think about 532 00:26:30,225 --> 00:26:31,313 - whether or not I had a key. - Okay. 533 00:26:31,393 --> 00:26:32,727 And I feel really embarrassed. 534 00:26:32,811 --> 00:26:35,063 Like, oh, some girl I met in a bar. 535 00:26:35,146 --> 00:26:37,277 - Come on, let's go back to the bar. - But I don't have my phone, 536 00:26:37,357 --> 00:26:39,529 - and I don't have my purse. - We're gonna go back to the bar. 537 00:26:39,609 --> 00:26:41,278 There's a lot of things to be embarrassed. 538 00:26:44,072 --> 00:26:46,741 Drums into space... 539 00:26:46,825 --> 00:26:51,454 Dude, this guy used to fucking go to the parking lots at Dead show... 540 00:26:51,538 --> 00:26:54,165 - I fucking did, man. - ...and fucking run drum circles. 541 00:26:54,249 --> 00:26:55,875 Dude, I ran drum circles. 542 00:26:55,959 --> 00:26:58,295 I sold acid for, like, five minutes, 543 00:26:58,378 --> 00:27:00,005 and then I got freaked out and I stopped. 544 00:27:00,088 --> 00:27:02,882 I saw the last Grateful Dead show. 545 00:27:02,966 --> 00:27:05,802 I saw the last one they did at the Meadowlands. 546 00:27:05,885 --> 00:27:08,346 You were not at the last show. I was at the last show. 547 00:27:08,430 --> 00:27:10,473 Don't try and hitch onto my thing, okay? 548 00:27:10,557 --> 00:27:12,350 - That's not cool. - Joshua? 549 00:27:12,434 --> 00:27:14,894 Joshua, you seem kind of down and gloomy doomy. 550 00:27:14,978 --> 00:27:16,688 - No, no. - Are you sure? 551 00:27:16,771 --> 00:27:19,149 - Yeah, I'm good. - 'Cause I got the solution. 552 00:27:19,232 --> 00:27:21,359 And it's more cow bell. 553 00:27:21,985 --> 00:27:23,573 - What did you do? - It's called dramarama, 554 00:27:23,653 --> 00:27:25,280 but ours is fake and it was, like... 555 00:27:25,363 --> 00:27:29,075 It was the first day of my period and I had a heavy flow. 556 00:27:29,159 --> 00:27:31,328 And I put my pad in the trash at my friend's house, 557 00:27:31,411 --> 00:27:34,456 but then her French poodle took the pad out of the trash 558 00:27:34,539 --> 00:27:38,793 and her hot brother saw that, like, my pussy bleeds or whatever. 559 00:27:38,877 --> 00:27:41,296 - And it was just, like... - It was like Penthouse letters 560 00:27:41,379 --> 00:27:44,090 - for chicks who get their period. - What's Penthouse letters? 561 00:27:44,174 --> 00:27:46,593 Oh, my God. 562 00:27:46,676 --> 00:27:48,261 Hello? 563 00:27:49,512 --> 00:27:52,098 It's super Twin Peaksy, 564 00:27:52,182 --> 00:27:56,686 and I fucking hope my shitty friends took my purse. 565 00:27:56,770 --> 00:27:59,731 Well, I don't know what you're doing now, 566 00:27:59,814 --> 00:28:01,444 But you can come hang out with my shitty friends. 567 00:28:01,524 --> 00:28:03,860 Yeah, I'll hang out with your shitty friends. 568 00:28:03,943 --> 00:28:05,740 - Like, do they suck? - Oh, yeah, they suck so bad. 569 00:28:05,820 --> 00:28:07,656 - Cool. - Yeah, you will hate them. 570 00:28:07,781 --> 00:28:09,786 And they're all going through some real hardcore emotional shit. 571 00:28:09,866 --> 00:28:11,413 So it'll be a good hang. 572 00:28:11,493 --> 00:28:13,078 How could I resist? 573 00:28:13,161 --> 00:28:16,456 You have been convicted of the crime 574 00:28:16,539 --> 00:28:19,751 of stealing a loaf of bread! 575 00:28:19,834 --> 00:28:21,127 No, no, please! 576 00:28:21,211 --> 00:28:24,005 You've already burned down my jewelry store! 577 00:28:26,466 --> 00:28:29,344 Oh, God! Holy shit! 578 00:28:29,469 --> 00:28:31,888 God, that hurt! 579 00:28:33,098 --> 00:28:34,394 Oh, but it was so good. It was so funny. 580 00:28:34,474 --> 00:28:36,935 Hey, it's the girl from the bar! 581 00:28:37,018 --> 00:28:38,478 Jodi. 582 00:28:38,561 --> 00:28:39,938 Hi, Jodi. I'm Eric. 583 00:28:40,021 --> 00:28:41,773 Jodi? 584 00:28:41,856 --> 00:28:43,525 - Do you spell it J-O-D-I? - You okay? 585 00:28:43,608 --> 00:28:46,152 Here. For that, let me kiss you 586 00:28:46,236 --> 00:28:48,988 - like the Europeans say hello. - Okay, okay. 587 00:28:49,072 --> 00:28:51,616 - No, I'm just gonna say hello... - You are saying hello. 588 00:28:51,700 --> 00:28:53,702 - You are saying hello, all right? - Oh, okay. 589 00:28:53,785 --> 00:28:55,912 - Hi, - I get it, I get it, okay. 590 00:28:55,995 --> 00:28:57,959 - You wanna smoke weed? It's right here. - Yes, thank you. 591 00:28:58,039 --> 00:29:00,458 Very unsettling. He's pointing a gun at me. 592 00:29:00,542 --> 00:29:02,252 - I don't want that. - It's a BB gun! 593 00:29:02,335 --> 00:29:04,713 Oh, same thing. It's always weird. 594 00:29:04,796 --> 00:29:06,923 Josh, we have some guests now. 595 00:29:07,006 --> 00:29:09,300 You still seem a little 596 00:29:09,384 --> 00:29:11,761 - I'm fine. - Here, can I make a suggestion? 597 00:29:11,845 --> 00:29:14,139 Oh, well, how are we stepping it up, kemosabe? 598 00:29:14,222 --> 00:29:16,015 The G-rock over here is gonna shoot me... 599 00:29:16,099 --> 00:29:19,185 - In the dick! - Oh, yes! 600 00:29:19,269 --> 00:29:21,646 Yes, he's gonna shoot me in the dick hole. 601 00:29:21,730 --> 00:29:23,193 I'm gonna hold the cup on top of my head, 602 00:29:23,273 --> 00:29:25,150 but then he's gotta shoot me 603 00:29:25,233 --> 00:29:28,236 - straight in my dinger. - Okay, all right! 604 00:29:28,319 --> 00:29:29,491 You really want me to do that? 605 00:29:29,571 --> 00:29:31,364 And if... if the cup falls, 606 00:29:31,448 --> 00:29:33,450 then he gets to shoot me in my bonanza hole. 607 00:29:34,576 --> 00:29:36,244 The bonanza hole? 608 00:29:36,327 --> 00:29:38,288 You know what I think a butt hole looks like? 609 00:29:38,371 --> 00:29:40,665 Is it just... I think it looks like a chimp victim's eye. 610 00:29:40,749 --> 00:29:44,627 Joshua, could I have a little Harry Carey play-by-play commentary, please? 611 00:29:44,711 --> 00:29:46,174 Oh, perfect. That's great, that's great. 612 00:29:46,254 --> 00:29:51,050 Well, I was just thinking a year ago, we were all here... 613 00:29:51,134 --> 00:29:54,262 ...here with our ladies. 614 00:29:54,345 --> 00:29:58,516 You know, Marissa and Shauna and... 615 00:30:00,268 --> 00:30:01,561 ...Rachel. 616 00:30:03,772 --> 00:30:08,276 It's interesting that, I don't know. I was just thinking about that. 617 00:30:09,486 --> 00:30:11,529 - Hey, hey, hey, - I'm sorry. 618 00:30:11,613 --> 00:30:13,782 Josh, Josh, Josh, look at me. 619 00:30:13,865 --> 00:30:15,492 It's not okay. 620 00:30:16,993 --> 00:30:19,162 It's not okay to be sad! 621 00:30:19,245 --> 00:30:20,789 You understand? 622 00:30:20,872 --> 00:30:24,167 You are meant to be happy. That is who you are. 623 00:30:24,250 --> 00:30:27,212 This sad person, that is something 624 00:30:27,295 --> 00:30:29,881 that you think that you are, but you're not that! 625 00:30:29,964 --> 00:30:34,594 If you were meant to be sad, being sad would feel good. 626 00:30:34,677 --> 00:30:37,180 But it doesn't, does it? What feels good? 627 00:30:37,263 --> 00:30:38,807 Being happy! 628 00:30:38,890 --> 00:30:42,352 And you should feel good, so be happy! 629 00:30:42,435 --> 00:30:44,229 Be who you are. 630 00:30:46,773 --> 00:30:48,775 - Sorry. I... - No, no, no, no. 631 00:30:48,858 --> 00:30:50,235 - I didn't mean to... - No, no, no. 632 00:30:50,318 --> 00:30:54,656 Look, you're not allowed to apologize 633 00:30:54,739 --> 00:30:57,116 the rest of the time that I'm here. 634 00:31:01,496 --> 00:31:03,665 Thank you for that, Greg. 635 00:31:03,748 --> 00:31:05,083 Yes, Greg! Good pep talk! 636 00:31:05,166 --> 00:31:08,044 How about, Joshua, that we create some new memories? 637 00:31:08,127 --> 00:31:09,462 - What do you mean? - Joshua, 638 00:31:09,546 --> 00:31:11,506 I'm about to get shot in my dick hole for you. 639 00:31:11,589 --> 00:31:13,675 So please just give me a little commentary. 640 00:31:13,758 --> 00:31:16,427 - Do Harry Carey. - Greg, 641 00:31:16,511 --> 00:31:20,223 now lining up his... his rifle. 642 00:31:20,306 --> 00:31:23,852 He's got it lined up to shoot Eric in the penis. 643 00:31:23,935 --> 00:31:26,145 If the red cup falls, 644 00:31:26,229 --> 00:31:29,107 Eric's gotta get shot in the bonanza hole. 645 00:31:30,066 --> 00:31:33,528 Right where the chimp victim's eye is. 646 00:31:33,611 --> 00:31:35,989 That's beautiful! Oh, my God! 647 00:31:42,245 --> 00:31:46,332 Oh, my God! It didn't go in my D-hole, but it clipped my yam sack! 648 00:31:46,416 --> 00:31:47,750 Oh, my God, you clipped his sack! 649 00:31:47,834 --> 00:31:49,502 A fucking bet is a bet. 650 00:31:49,586 --> 00:31:51,170 The cup fell, 651 00:31:51,254 --> 00:31:52,801 So it looks like you're gonna be shooting me 652 00:31:52,881 --> 00:31:56,134 - right in my fucking bonanza. - No, no, no! 653 00:31:56,217 --> 00:31:58,011 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! 654 00:31:58,094 --> 00:32:00,513 - Rules are rules. - You know, maybe... 655 00:32:00,597 --> 00:32:03,558 I mean, do you really wanna be shot in the bonanza? 656 00:32:03,641 --> 00:32:06,603 Maybe we could do something that everyone is involved with. 657 00:32:06,686 --> 00:32:08,483 Like, you know, with six of us, we could just get 658 00:32:08,563 --> 00:32:10,523 a short campaign going of Mecha Dungeon Crawl. 659 00:32:10,607 --> 00:32:14,944 Mecca? Mecca Dungeon Cr... Like, this is Islamic? 660 00:32:15,028 --> 00:32:18,615 - No, it's, like, mechanical. - It's a very complicated board game. 661 00:32:18,698 --> 00:32:19,744 We could just play through it quickly 662 00:32:19,824 --> 00:32:21,663 and with so many people, it would go pretty fast. 663 00:32:21,743 --> 00:32:22,911 I think that it's bad for me 664 00:32:23,036 --> 00:32:24,874 to play a game that's very complicated right now 665 00:32:24,954 --> 00:32:27,749 because I smoked tons of... Ripped so much. 666 00:32:27,832 --> 00:32:30,835 I had a bong and I feel like it's not my preference to play a game. 667 00:32:30,919 --> 00:32:34,547 And I'm not gonna be able to get there with you. 668 00:32:34,631 --> 00:32:36,799 We could play the very, very complicated game 669 00:32:36,883 --> 00:32:38,635 that could last six to seven hours 670 00:32:38,718 --> 00:32:41,679 with a couple of strangers who are all fucked up on pot, 671 00:32:41,763 --> 00:32:45,099 or we could go into the hot tub. 672 00:32:45,183 --> 00:32:46,434 I'll go in the hot tub! 673 00:32:46,517 --> 00:32:48,436 The lady wants the hot tub. 674 00:32:48,519 --> 00:32:50,024 - Hot tub. - The gentleman wants a hot tub. 675 00:32:50,104 --> 00:32:52,482 - Joshy? - Yeah, well... 676 00:32:52,565 --> 00:32:54,901 Great. Hot tub time. Here, I'll just take this from you. 677 00:32:54,984 --> 00:32:56,861 Yeah, take it. I don't want it. 678 00:32:56,945 --> 00:32:59,906 - All right, man. - We're ready for bubbles. 679 00:32:59,989 --> 00:33:02,575 - Okay. - Gee, man. 680 00:33:02,659 --> 00:33:03,660 Oh, my God. 681 00:33:03,743 --> 00:33:04,914 There's a slight problem with the hot tub. 682 00:33:04,994 --> 00:33:06,829 It is not currently hot. 683 00:33:06,913 --> 00:33:09,374 There's steam coming out of it. 684 00:33:09,457 --> 00:33:11,421 Well, that's just because the water is warmer than the air. 685 00:33:11,501 --> 00:33:13,586 All right, well, let's fucking party inside. 686 00:33:13,670 --> 00:33:17,006 Not so fast. Got a satellite view of the entire neighborhood here. 687 00:33:17,090 --> 00:33:18,967 Found the appropriate neighbors' hot tubs, 688 00:33:19,050 --> 00:33:21,678 and I think I found our spot right here. 689 00:33:21,761 --> 00:33:23,471 Are you talking about to sneak in? 690 00:33:23,554 --> 00:33:24,934 Yes, we're gonna do a little sneaking. 691 00:33:25,014 --> 00:33:26,766 And we're gonna do a little dip, 692 00:33:26,849 --> 00:33:28,646 - then we'll do a little dash. - And it's perfect too. 693 00:33:28,726 --> 00:33:30,523 It's perfect 'cause there's none of those security stickers 694 00:33:30,603 --> 00:33:33,523 on any of the gates, so we'll get in fine. 695 00:33:33,606 --> 00:33:35,692 - Oh, ho! - I say let's do it, man. 696 00:33:35,775 --> 00:33:38,027 Ojai is communal hot tubs. My hot tub is your hot tub. 697 00:33:39,487 --> 00:33:41,114 To the hot tub! 698 00:33:41,197 --> 00:33:43,950 Oh, okay, we're going right now. 699 00:34:09,726 --> 00:34:12,562 - Adam, don't you wanna come in? - No, it's not my thing. 700 00:34:12,645 --> 00:34:14,522 You just snuck in to sit here? 701 00:34:14,605 --> 00:34:16,733 Yeah, well, I wanna be around people to hang out. 702 00:34:16,816 --> 00:34:18,821 But, you know, I'll let them have their fun. It's not really for me. 703 00:34:18,901 --> 00:34:20,281 I'm sorry I didn't wanna do your game. 704 00:34:20,361 --> 00:34:22,321 That's fine. You know, no one wants to do it, 705 00:34:22,405 --> 00:34:24,035 so, it's, you know, you're just part of the gang. 706 00:34:24,115 --> 00:34:26,784 Yeah, well, I know I'm a stranger 707 00:34:26,868 --> 00:34:29,290 who's, like, on drugs and drunk and doesn't have any pants on, 708 00:34:29,370 --> 00:34:31,539 but I'm wishing you the best. 709 00:34:31,622 --> 00:34:33,211 - I hope you're okay. - I guess you're the first 710 00:34:33,291 --> 00:34:35,251 of many new pantsless women I will soon meet. 711 00:34:35,334 --> 00:34:38,421 - Hey, Jodi? - Sure. Yeah. 712 00:34:38,504 --> 00:34:40,343 - No, it's okay. I know you wanna go in. - I'm sorry. 713 00:34:40,423 --> 00:34:43,634 You know, I do have, like, some okay friends. 714 00:34:43,718 --> 00:34:46,763 I have a friend that I could introduce you to tomorrow if you're interested. 715 00:34:46,846 --> 00:34:48,806 She's nice and fun. 716 00:34:48,890 --> 00:34:50,725 She's not that nice, but she's pretty fun. 717 00:34:50,808 --> 00:34:54,020 Yeah? Does she like desperate, broken men with nothing to offer? 718 00:34:54,103 --> 00:34:56,105 Most American women like that kind of thing. 719 00:34:56,189 --> 00:34:58,066 Welcome to the hot tub. 720 00:34:58,191 --> 00:35:00,276 Welcome to the hot tub, Jodi! 721 00:35:00,359 --> 00:35:02,487 Jodi's in the tub 722 00:35:02,570 --> 00:35:04,489 Jodi's in the tub 723 00:35:04,572 --> 00:35:06,240 Jodi's in the hot tub... 724 00:35:08,076 --> 00:35:10,244 You guys hear that? 725 00:35:10,328 --> 00:35:11,954 What? Oh, it's probably the Fondas. 726 00:35:12,038 --> 00:35:13,414 They wanna join us in the tub. 727 00:35:13,498 --> 00:35:14,999 - Hey, Jodi? - What? 728 00:35:15,083 --> 00:35:17,422 Do you have any words about joining the Greater Tub Community? 729 00:35:17,502 --> 00:35:20,755 Cool, fun, new, a surprise. 730 00:35:20,838 --> 00:35:22,632 Tonight, the evening. 731 00:35:22,715 --> 00:35:25,093 I love it, strangers, scared. 732 00:35:25,176 --> 00:35:29,263 - I'm really happy. - Yay, with friends! 733 00:35:29,347 --> 00:35:32,058 Adam, let's play your board game in the hot tub. 734 00:35:32,141 --> 00:35:33,518 Well, that's obviously impossible. 735 00:35:33,601 --> 00:35:35,186 Hey, Adam, come in here, man. 736 00:35:35,269 --> 00:35:38,564 - Adam. - Adam, come on, buddy. 737 00:35:38,648 --> 00:35:39,694 - He doesn't want to. - Ari? Ari? 738 00:35:39,774 --> 00:35:41,901 Yeah? 739 00:35:41,984 --> 00:35:45,363 My sister's beautiful, and she's a dental hygienist, 740 00:35:45,446 --> 00:35:47,115 so she has her own money. 741 00:35:47,198 --> 00:35:49,534 That's great. 742 00:35:49,617 --> 00:35:51,410 Wait, why did you say that? 743 00:35:54,539 --> 00:35:55,957 You guys heard that, right? 744 00:35:56,040 --> 00:35:58,251 Did you guys... Am I the only one who heard that? 745 00:35:58,334 --> 00:35:59,756 - I did hear that. - It's probably, like, the fucking... 746 00:35:59,836 --> 00:36:01,963 - What the fuck is that? - Like a dog or whatever. 747 00:36:02,046 --> 00:36:04,257 There is a fucking murderer in that bush, man. 748 00:36:04,340 --> 00:36:05,716 It's not a murderer. 749 00:36:05,800 --> 00:36:06,884 It's Billy Baldwin. 750 00:36:06,968 --> 00:36:08,636 It's fucking Laura Dern's chocolate lab 751 00:36:08,719 --> 00:36:10,096 sneaking around. 752 00:36:10,179 --> 00:36:11,976 No, dude, I'm serious, man. I'm fucking serious. 753 00:36:12,056 --> 00:36:14,100 - What? - I'm out of... I'm getting out. 754 00:36:14,183 --> 00:36:16,602 - If it's a fucking... - All right, guys. Joshua's weekend. 755 00:36:16,686 --> 00:36:19,564 - Hey, Ari, Ari? - We gotta go with Joshua. 756 00:36:19,647 --> 00:36:21,107 - We need to talk later. - Yeah. 757 00:36:24,068 --> 00:36:26,237 - Just a little bit. - Yeah, no, no, no. 758 00:36:26,320 --> 00:36:28,614 I don't need to be up all night talking... 759 00:36:28,698 --> 00:36:31,159 - Talking about I don't know. - Whatever, no, no, no. 760 00:36:31,242 --> 00:36:33,578 I just met a bunch of strangers 761 00:36:33,661 --> 00:36:35,421 and I talk their ear off all night and... 762 00:36:36,205 --> 00:36:37,418 - And then I just... - But I totally understand 763 00:36:37,498 --> 00:36:39,670 what you were saying before about backpack style hip-hop. 764 00:36:39,750 --> 00:36:41,005 I think that that is a distinction 765 00:36:41,085 --> 00:36:42,673 of a kind of hip-hop that does not get mentioned that much. 766 00:36:42,753 --> 00:36:44,589 'Cause you're, like, Talib Kweli, 767 00:36:44,672 --> 00:36:46,924 Black Star, Tribe Called Quest, De La Soul. 768 00:36:47,008 --> 00:36:50,845 I really think that hip-hop's, like, a very important part of our culture. 769 00:36:50,928 --> 00:36:53,598 - Yes, agree 100 percent. - But haven't you both also, 770 00:36:53,681 --> 00:36:55,933 like, been to Tanglewood to see James Taylor? 771 00:36:56,017 --> 00:36:57,560 Yes, a hundred times. 772 00:37:12,283 --> 00:37:15,536 - That's funky! - You know what's the funkiest? 773 00:37:15,620 --> 00:37:19,123 This is the funkiest guy we know! 774 00:37:19,207 --> 00:37:21,334 Dude, dude, dude. Blow that in my mouth. 775 00:37:22,585 --> 00:37:24,253 Come on, man. 776 00:37:24,337 --> 00:37:26,088 It's really funny. 777 00:37:26,172 --> 00:37:27,757 Blow it in my mouth, man. 778 00:37:27,840 --> 00:37:29,550 - Do it, do it. - Come on. Blow it. 779 00:37:33,095 --> 00:37:36,307 Yeah! You guys are my band! 780 00:37:41,103 --> 00:37:44,440 Here's your trumpet! 781 00:37:44,523 --> 00:37:46,442 So when you think about the basic paradoxes, 782 00:37:46,525 --> 00:37:48,361 you know, one of them, the bootstrap paradox, 783 00:37:48,444 --> 00:37:51,239 dictates that no matter what happens when you go back in time, 784 00:37:51,322 --> 00:37:53,115 no matter what information you take with you, 785 00:37:53,199 --> 00:37:54,533 it's always been there. 786 00:37:54,617 --> 00:37:59,205 So if you go back, say, to yesterday to give yourself a great stock tip, 787 00:37:59,288 --> 00:38:01,457 that means that there was never a version of reality 788 00:38:01,540 --> 00:38:03,125 where you didn't receive that. 789 00:38:03,209 --> 00:38:05,419 - This is fucking fantastic. - Thank you, thank you. 790 00:38:05,503 --> 00:38:07,425 - Amazing. So fucking cool. - The other version of that... 791 00:38:07,505 --> 00:38:10,633 Thanks, man. The other version of that is the grandfather paradox, 792 00:38:10,716 --> 00:38:13,427 which means that no matter what happens when you go back, 793 00:38:13,511 --> 00:38:17,139 it's always a version of what was going to happen. 794 00:38:17,223 --> 00:38:19,183 So if you go back and your grandfather dies, 795 00:38:19,267 --> 00:38:21,394 that doesn't prevent you from being born. 796 00:38:21,477 --> 00:38:24,522 That just means that something else is going to have to happen 797 00:38:24,605 --> 00:38:26,649 and it always did and you would find out 798 00:38:26,774 --> 00:38:28,362 that who you thought was your grandfather 799 00:38:28,442 --> 00:38:29,697 wasn't actually your grandfather. 800 00:38:29,777 --> 00:38:31,404 But what about Marty McFly? 801 00:38:31,487 --> 00:38:34,407 He goes back and he takes away and he starts disappearing. 802 00:38:34,490 --> 00:38:35,870 What you're describing is a depiction 803 00:38:35,950 --> 00:38:38,786 of time travel in, you know, pop culture fiction. 804 00:38:38,869 --> 00:38:40,329 What I'm talking about is science. 805 00:38:40,413 --> 00:38:42,415 Oh, you're talking about something that's real. 806 00:38:42,498 --> 00:38:45,167 Yes, I am. Ari, you had a question? 807 00:38:45,251 --> 00:38:47,003 Adam, if time travel existed, 808 00:38:47,086 --> 00:38:48,591 don't you think that we would know about it 809 00:38:48,671 --> 00:38:50,760 because someone would have come back in time to make us aware? 810 00:38:50,840 --> 00:38:53,467 Excellent point. We're living in what's called the alpha timeline. 811 00:38:53,551 --> 00:38:56,554 And we haven't yet arrived at the momentous event 812 00:38:56,637 --> 00:38:58,806 at which everything changes as we know it. 813 00:38:58,889 --> 00:38:59,974 So... 814 00:39:01,309 --> 00:39:02,935 if that's the alpha timeline, 815 00:39:03,019 --> 00:39:05,021 are we over here now? 816 00:39:07,815 --> 00:39:13,446 Can I just quickly give a quick toast to how fucking interesting that is? 817 00:39:13,529 --> 00:39:14,492 Yes. 818 00:39:14,572 --> 00:39:16,365 And what a fucking cool group of people 819 00:39:16,449 --> 00:39:18,117 that Joshua has put together here tonight 820 00:39:18,200 --> 00:39:20,703 for a good, solid fucking late-night hang? 821 00:39:20,786 --> 00:39:22,330 Cheers to that. 822 00:39:22,413 --> 00:39:24,457 Yeah, any... whatever you got. 823 00:39:24,540 --> 00:39:26,042 - Hey, hey, there you go. - Totally. 824 00:39:26,125 --> 00:39:27,835 There you go. 825 00:40:27,812 --> 00:40:30,439 That's the weirdest way to wake up. 826 00:40:30,523 --> 00:40:33,943 Yeah, that's my way of saying thank you 827 00:40:34,026 --> 00:40:36,695 for letting me have a seventh-grade style, 828 00:40:36,779 --> 00:40:39,865 no Frenching, no touching sleepover. 829 00:40:40,866 --> 00:40:42,827 Yeah, dude, no worries. 830 00:40:42,910 --> 00:40:46,038 Seventh-grade sleepover style. 831 00:40:46,122 --> 00:40:50,501 I'm sorry that I, like, totally dingleberried onto your night. 832 00:40:50,584 --> 00:40:52,461 Are you kidding? That was so fun. 833 00:40:52,545 --> 00:40:55,047 You crashed here. No big deal, dude. 834 00:40:55,131 --> 00:40:57,216 - Yeah. - Why is your hand like that? 835 00:40:57,299 --> 00:41:00,010 - Move your hand. - Because I didn't brush my teeth. 836 00:41:00,094 --> 00:41:01,929 Well, I don't care. Come on. 837 00:41:07,101 --> 00:41:09,728 What time do you think it is? 838 00:41:09,812 --> 00:41:11,522 Okay, yeah, you should put... 839 00:41:16,819 --> 00:41:19,238 Can... can I use your toothbrush? 840 00:41:19,321 --> 00:41:22,408 Of course. It's the white and teal one. 841 00:41:22,491 --> 00:41:25,244 It's not like the robot alien one that Adam has. 842 00:41:25,327 --> 00:41:27,246 That guy has a dorky toothbrush? 843 00:41:27,580 --> 00:41:29,540 What a shocker. 844 00:41:30,166 --> 00:41:31,417 Hello? 845 00:41:34,962 --> 00:41:36,422 Come on in, guys. 846 00:41:36,505 --> 00:41:37,840 - I'm hungry. - Hello? 847 00:41:37,923 --> 00:41:38,966 - You're hungry? - Yeah. 848 00:41:39,049 --> 00:41:41,469 Josh? 849 00:41:41,552 --> 00:41:43,679 You think they're still asleep? 850 00:41:43,762 --> 00:41:46,348 This is a mess. Oh, my God. 851 00:41:46,432 --> 00:41:48,642 Hey, get him over here. Come here, come here, come here. 852 00:41:49,768 --> 00:41:50,856 There is somebody under the coffee table. 853 00:41:50,936 --> 00:41:52,188 You're right, buddy. 854 00:41:54,857 --> 00:41:56,567 Hey, I'm Eric. 855 00:41:56,650 --> 00:41:58,027 Hey, I'm Aaron. 856 00:41:58,110 --> 00:41:59,532 - Aaron, - Were you sleeping? 857 00:41:59,612 --> 00:42:01,655 Are you okay? You got... 858 00:42:01,739 --> 00:42:03,411 - And who's this guy? - ...a little... that's my son. 859 00:42:03,491 --> 00:42:05,284 Hello. Nice to meet you. 860 00:42:05,367 --> 00:42:07,203 Hi, nice to meet you. 861 00:42:07,286 --> 00:42:09,038 Are you... did you get hurt? 862 00:42:09,121 --> 00:42:10,789 - What? - You just have a little... 863 00:42:10,873 --> 00:42:13,334 Oh, no. It's just allergy season. 864 00:42:13,417 --> 00:42:15,878 There's like, a gun sitting here, man. 865 00:42:15,961 --> 00:42:17,174 Could you do me a huge favor, man? 866 00:42:17,254 --> 00:42:18,968 Could we just kind of get this area picked up? 867 00:42:19,048 --> 00:42:20,049 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 868 00:42:20,132 --> 00:42:22,346 Do you guys... do you want any of this before... I'm joking. 869 00:42:22,426 --> 00:42:24,720 - I'm all right. - Little kids love this stuff. 870 00:42:24,803 --> 00:42:26,305 - Okay. - Where is Josh? 871 00:42:26,388 --> 00:42:27,932 Josh? 872 00:42:28,015 --> 00:42:30,768 He's not under the table. That's the extent of my knowledge. 873 00:42:34,063 --> 00:42:38,484 I found everybody, and I cleaned the fucking bleed... no, just... sorry. 874 00:42:39,944 --> 00:42:42,530 - Cleaned up my nose. - How's it going? 875 00:42:42,613 --> 00:42:44,573 Here they are. 876 00:42:44,657 --> 00:42:46,575 - Thanks for coming. - Nice to see you. 877 00:42:46,659 --> 00:42:48,038 - Thanks for having us. - Yeah, man. 878 00:42:48,118 --> 00:42:49,912 - Good to see you. - Good to see you, too. 879 00:42:49,995 --> 00:42:51,580 - Yeah, thanks. - What's up, dude? 880 00:42:51,664 --> 00:42:53,832 - What's up, man? - Fucking lumberjack? 881 00:42:53,916 --> 00:42:55,376 Nice to see you, man. 882 00:42:55,459 --> 00:42:57,878 Thanks for inviting us. Sorry we just rolled up now. 883 00:42:57,962 --> 00:43:00,422 Looks like we missed a lot of the action, but... 884 00:43:00,506 --> 00:43:01,816 I'm Jodi. 885 00:43:02,800 --> 00:43:04,635 Hey, how's it going? I'm Anita. 886 00:43:04,718 --> 00:43:05,844 Hi, Anita. 887 00:43:05,928 --> 00:43:07,850 - Nice to meet you. - Yeah. Nice to meet you, too. 888 00:43:07,930 --> 00:43:09,932 How do you g... How do you know these guys? 889 00:43:10,015 --> 00:43:12,768 I just met Ari in the bar last night. 890 00:43:12,851 --> 00:43:14,728 In the parking lot, actually. 891 00:43:14,812 --> 00:43:16,438 Yeah, we all met. Everybody met. 892 00:43:16,522 --> 00:43:18,274 Oh, so you spent the night? 893 00:43:18,357 --> 00:43:20,526 - Yeah, yeah. I slept. - We took her in. 894 00:43:20,609 --> 00:43:22,444 With a lot of liquor in my system. 895 00:43:22,528 --> 00:43:24,200 - That sounds like a fun time. - Little orphan. 896 00:43:24,280 --> 00:43:25,364 Little stray. 897 00:43:25,447 --> 00:43:26,907 You guys hungry? 898 00:43:27,032 --> 00:43:29,535 Should we... keep the breakfast train going? 899 00:43:29,618 --> 00:43:30,956 You know, I'm good. You know what, actually, 900 00:43:31,036 --> 00:43:32,496 my friends probably think I'm dead. 901 00:43:32,580 --> 00:43:35,666 Truly, they probably think I am like kidnapped and chopped up, 902 00:43:35,749 --> 00:43:37,918 - so I'm gonna go. - Okay. 903 00:43:38,002 --> 00:43:40,212 But, please, do your whole thing. I'm sorry. 904 00:43:40,296 --> 00:43:41,800 - Oh, yeah. Great to meet you. - Nice to meet you. Bye... 905 00:43:41,880 --> 00:43:43,424 - See you, Jodi. - ."guys. 906 00:43:43,507 --> 00:43:45,551 - Bye, Jodi. - Do you want me to drive you? 907 00:43:45,634 --> 00:43:47,761 No, I'm fine. I'm gonna walk it off. 908 00:43:47,845 --> 00:43:49,888 - It'd be good. - Are you sure? 909 00:43:49,972 --> 00:43:51,849 - I think I should drive you home. - No. Why? 910 00:43:51,932 --> 00:43:54,351 You're... and now you make me... I'm... 911 00:43:54,435 --> 00:43:56,732 - No, I'm not making any... - I feel like I crashed your weekend. 912 00:43:56,812 --> 00:43:58,731 I'm, like, literally not trying to stay. 913 00:43:58,814 --> 00:44:00,774 - I'm gonna go. - Okay. 914 00:44:00,858 --> 00:44:04,403 Okay. Cool life experience. 915 00:44:04,486 --> 00:44:06,655 - Yeah. - Bye. 916 00:44:07,823 --> 00:44:10,412 - Over the course of the day... - Here, you can wipe that on here. 917 00:44:10,492 --> 00:44:12,453 - Hey, Jude? - What? 918 00:44:12,536 --> 00:44:15,164 You wanna know what your Uncle Greg does for a living? 919 00:44:15,247 --> 00:44:18,751 - What? - I make every candy in the whole world. 920 00:44:18,834 --> 00:44:20,461 No, he's not your Uncle Greg. 921 00:44:20,544 --> 00:44:24,048 If you've tasted a candy, I made it in my kitchen. 922 00:44:24,131 --> 00:44:25,591 - No. - Yeah. 923 00:44:25,674 --> 00:44:27,968 How you doing, Josh? Are you talking to anybody? 924 00:44:28,052 --> 00:44:29,637 Are you seeing a therapist? 925 00:44:29,720 --> 00:44:31,889 Does Tonie count, our dealer from last night? 926 00:44:31,972 --> 00:44:33,140 Yeah, that's perfect, yeah. 927 00:44:33,223 --> 00:44:35,309 Drown everything in drugs and... 928 00:44:35,434 --> 00:44:37,603 And that's just, like, the best... 929 00:44:37,686 --> 00:44:39,483 Oh, our blackjack dealer last night. We went to a casino. 930 00:44:39,563 --> 00:44:41,774 All I hear about is, like, the bars you guys went to, 931 00:44:41,857 --> 00:44:44,193 casino you went to. Like, has anyone brought this up? 932 00:44:44,276 --> 00:44:46,362 Like, are you guys discussing this at all? 933 00:44:46,445 --> 00:44:47,783 Or are you just pretending it didn't happen? 934 00:44:47,863 --> 00:44:50,741 I totally hear you, but to me, it feels like time and place. 935 00:44:50,824 --> 00:44:52,284 I'm here to do what Joshua wants, 936 00:44:52,368 --> 00:44:55,204 and it seems to me like Joshua got us together 937 00:44:55,287 --> 00:44:58,415 to have a fun weekend where he can just fucking cut loose a little bit. 938 00:44:58,499 --> 00:45:00,167 Great. Let's all go get drunk. 939 00:45:00,250 --> 00:45:04,046 Let's also not pretend that the reason we're here 940 00:45:04,129 --> 00:45:06,548 isn't something that was super traumatic for our buddy. 941 00:45:06,632 --> 00:45:08,676 Even if he's going through it quietly, 942 00:45:08,801 --> 00:45:11,095 even more of a reason that it's our responsibility 943 00:45:11,178 --> 00:45:12,391 to bring it up and talk about it. 944 00:45:12,471 --> 00:45:14,431 Thanks for chatting out here. 945 00:45:14,515 --> 00:45:17,309 Yeah, what's up, man? You like running interference in there? 946 00:45:17,393 --> 00:45:18,355 - No. - You're, like, a party wing man 947 00:45:18,435 --> 00:45:20,729 - who can't get serious? - What? 948 00:45:20,813 --> 00:45:23,107 - What's going on? - No, I'm just here to have a good time 949 00:45:23,190 --> 00:45:25,237 because that's what Joshua seems to want to have this weekend. 950 00:45:25,317 --> 00:45:27,444 Well, I think that the good time happened. 951 00:45:27,528 --> 00:45:28,529 Oh, okay. 952 00:45:28,612 --> 00:45:30,284 And I happened to meet you under a coffee table 953 00:45:30,364 --> 00:45:32,741 - with a fucking bloody nose. - And I apologized about that. 954 00:45:32,825 --> 00:45:34,163 Check off crazy party night. You got it, man. 955 00:45:34,243 --> 00:45:35,536 - Okay. - Congratulations. 956 00:45:35,619 --> 00:45:37,458 - Congratulations for showing up... - One hundred percent success. 957 00:45:37,538 --> 00:45:39,415 - ...with the family. - What does that mean? 958 00:45:39,498 --> 00:45:41,458 It means this was, like, a boy's weekend. 959 00:45:41,542 --> 00:45:43,127 Where did it say boy's weekend? 960 00:45:43,210 --> 00:45:45,879 Where did it say bring your wife and four-year-old son? 961 00:45:45,963 --> 00:45:48,757 Where'd it say not to? I was on all the same emails you were. 962 00:45:48,882 --> 00:45:50,220 By the way, speaking of my wife and kid, 963 00:45:50,300 --> 00:45:52,094 I don't appreciate bringing my four-year-old 964 00:45:52,219 --> 00:45:54,555 into a room that's, like, coated in cocaine powder 965 00:45:54,638 --> 00:45:56,932 and having to basically pry a gun out of his hand 966 00:45:57,015 --> 00:45:58,517 and move the bong out of the way! 967 00:45:58,600 --> 00:46:00,439 You think... you think I would have just, like... 968 00:46:00,519 --> 00:46:02,980 If I knew your kid were coming, I would have laid out drugs... 969 00:46:03,063 --> 00:46:07,109 You offered him cocaine! He is four years old! 970 00:46:07,234 --> 00:46:08,822 - As a joke! - Yeah, I suspect that you would've... 971 00:46:08,902 --> 00:46:10,946 My big mistake is realizing 972 00:46:11,029 --> 00:46:13,535 that your son had the same fucking lame sense of humor as you... 973 00:46:13,615 --> 00:46:14,870 - Oh, yeah, that's really funny. - ...and couldn't get a joke. 974 00:46:14,950 --> 00:46:17,244 Yeah, that's awesome, man. What a cool guy. 975 00:46:17,327 --> 00:46:18,916 - But maybe if he wants to get... - Hey, nice to meet you, buddy. 976 00:46:18,996 --> 00:46:20,709 - Nice to meet you too, man. - You know what? 977 00:46:20,789 --> 00:46:22,461 Go fucking do some more cocaine and fuck yourself. 978 00:46:22,541 --> 00:46:25,085 All right, bud. Good hangs! 979 00:46:25,169 --> 00:46:28,005 - Where are we going? - All right, is he buckled up? 980 00:46:28,088 --> 00:46:29,381 Yes. 981 00:46:39,975 --> 00:46:41,935 - There you go, baby. - Yeah! 982 00:46:42,019 --> 00:46:43,645 That's a capper. 983 00:46:44,480 --> 00:46:46,482 I didn't mean to step on your shit, Eric. 984 00:46:46,565 --> 00:46:49,610 I just feel taking mushrooms and chilling out is, like... 985 00:46:49,693 --> 00:46:52,488 - I don't want to go anywhere. - No. I totally get it. 986 00:46:52,571 --> 00:46:55,073 And you know what? Like, we did some boozing last night, 987 00:46:55,157 --> 00:46:57,159 and I think mushrooms are the play. 988 00:47:05,209 --> 00:47:07,002 Hey, how are you, bud? 989 00:47:07,085 --> 00:47:10,088 Thanks for, coming to fix this. 990 00:47:10,172 --> 00:47:12,052 Oh, no problem. It's just an electrical problem. 991 00:47:12,132 --> 00:47:13,967 It's not much wrong. 992 00:47:14,051 --> 00:47:15,886 Sorry, you're kind of getting stuck 993 00:47:15,969 --> 00:47:18,555 with the only guy who doesn't really enjoy the hot tub. 994 00:47:18,639 --> 00:47:19,723 I hear you, man. 995 00:47:19,932 --> 00:47:21,642 No, but I'll get your balances just perfect 996 00:47:21,725 --> 00:47:24,520 and you'll be in this thing in about an hour with your buddies. 997 00:47:24,603 --> 00:47:27,022 I don't really like getting in it myself. 998 00:47:27,105 --> 00:47:30,359 You know, just because of the amount of bacteria 999 00:47:30,442 --> 00:47:32,361 that lives in warm still water 1000 00:47:32,444 --> 00:47:33,866 and, you know, the way that the kind of heat 1001 00:47:33,946 --> 00:47:37,115 breeds a cloud of disease that just hovers above it. 1002 00:47:37,199 --> 00:47:39,993 Yeah, well, I guess hot tubs aren't for everyone. 1003 00:47:40,077 --> 00:47:42,621 Yeah, I... I can agree to that. 1004 00:47:42,704 --> 00:47:45,123 - Definitely not for me. - It was really nice to meet you. 1005 00:47:45,207 --> 00:47:47,376 Do you mind if I sit here with you while you work 1006 00:47:47,459 --> 00:47:49,878 or... or would you rather work alone? 1007 00:47:53,090 --> 00:47:54,591 Yeah, whatever you'd like. 1008 00:47:56,635 --> 00:47:57,639 Can I take a picture of you? 1009 00:47:57,719 --> 00:48:00,389 Sure. 1010 00:48:05,352 --> 00:48:08,272 - So what happened? - What? 1011 00:48:08,355 --> 00:48:10,649 - With... what's her name? - Oh, Rachel. 1012 00:48:10,732 --> 00:48:13,151 Rachel. What'd she do? How'd she die? 1013 00:48:13,235 --> 00:48:14,736 How'd she do it, I mean? 1014 00:48:14,820 --> 00:48:17,698 Well... 1015 00:48:17,781 --> 00:48:22,244 ...she... she was cooking dinner for him on his birthday, 1016 00:48:22,369 --> 00:48:27,624 and he went down to the gym and when he came back, she was dead. 1017 00:48:27,708 --> 00:48:29,668 Pull! 1018 00:48:29,751 --> 00:48:32,629 - That's so awful. - Yeah, it's a bummer. 1019 00:48:32,713 --> 00:48:34,673 Her parents are kind of giving him a hard time. 1020 00:48:34,756 --> 00:48:37,009 Why? They think he did something? 1021 00:48:37,092 --> 00:48:42,055 I think it must be hard to, like, admit that your child 1022 00:48:42,139 --> 00:48:45,267 is sick like that enough to do something, so... 1023 00:48:45,350 --> 00:48:48,937 Oh, God, I can't believe that I said all that stuff, 1024 00:48:49,062 --> 00:48:50,480 - like... - What stuff? 1025 00:48:50,564 --> 00:48:52,649 Just, like, congratulations, 1026 00:48:52,733 --> 00:48:54,905 - and I called her a fucking bitch. - Oh, don't worry, dude. 1027 00:48:54,985 --> 00:48:56,528 Joshy is... 1028 00:48:56,612 --> 00:48:58,447 He didn't even register it. 1029 00:48:58,530 --> 00:48:59,743 - He's like... - That's what I do, though, you know? 1030 00:48:59,823 --> 00:49:04,077 That's what I do. I start talking, and I don't stop talking. 1031 00:49:04,161 --> 00:49:05,537 How'd she do it'? 1032 00:49:05,621 --> 00:49:07,000 How'd she do it? How'd she kill herself? 1033 00:49:07,080 --> 00:49:08,877 Oh, I don't know if that's the best place to... 1034 00:49:08,957 --> 00:49:12,085 I gotta know. I gotta know. 1035 00:49:12,169 --> 00:49:13,170 Well, she... 1036 00:49:13,253 --> 00:49:14,883 I'm just gonna be wondering about it the whole day, 1037 00:49:14,963 --> 00:49:16,924 and I don't want that to be in my mind. 1038 00:49:17,007 --> 00:49:19,760 She asphyxiated herself. 1039 00:49:19,843 --> 00:49:22,137 Oh, my God. 1040 00:49:22,220 --> 00:49:25,223 Are you kidding me? What, with a bag? 1041 00:49:25,307 --> 00:49:27,851 I don't wanna get into the details, man. 1042 00:49:27,935 --> 00:49:29,770 - I'm starting to feel... - I gotta know. 1043 00:49:29,853 --> 00:49:31,980 - What, with a rope? - A belt. 1044 00:49:32,064 --> 00:49:35,734 - One of his belts. - Oh, my God, his belt. 1045 00:49:35,817 --> 00:49:39,404 Used his belt to kill herself. 1046 00:49:40,822 --> 00:49:43,325 Oh, I'm feeling so weird in my stomach right now. 1047 00:49:43,408 --> 00:49:46,536 - Yeah. - I feel like I'm just about to explode. 1048 00:49:46,620 --> 00:49:49,164 - My stomach. - ...this'll be really hard. 1049 00:49:49,247 --> 00:49:50,666 Oh, my stomach. 1050 00:49:52,834 --> 00:49:54,836 There's no such thing as time travel. 1051 00:49:54,920 --> 00:49:58,674 Everything is gonna stay the way it is. 1052 00:49:58,757 --> 00:50:00,801 You can't correct anything. 1053 00:50:00,884 --> 00:50:04,471 I can't go back and make anything right. 1054 00:50:04,554 --> 00:50:07,349 They told me they were a good idea to hire 1055 00:50:07,474 --> 00:50:09,810 because they're getting us something pretty to look at, 1056 00:50:09,893 --> 00:50:12,771 and it'd make us look cooler than anybody else. 1057 00:50:29,287 --> 00:50:30,497 My father went in a hot tub 1058 00:50:30,580 --> 00:50:32,708 and started feeling something strange in his leg 1059 00:50:32,791 --> 00:50:35,460 and a few days later, it had grown to a boil 1060 00:50:35,544 --> 00:50:37,170 the size of a Ping-Pong ball. 1061 00:50:37,254 --> 00:50:40,841 And my uncle just rolled it with a rolling pin 1062 00:50:40,924 --> 00:50:43,427 and when it popped, pus hit the ceiling. 1063 00:50:45,721 --> 00:50:48,557 Wow, a disgusting story. 1064 00:50:48,640 --> 00:50:51,768 You should have never put their pictures online, Ari! 1065 00:50:51,852 --> 00:50:53,895 My marriage is over! 1066 00:50:53,979 --> 00:50:57,524 Greg, Greg, Greg- 1067 00:51:03,488 --> 00:51:05,323 It was 10 years of being together, 1068 00:51:05,407 --> 00:51:08,910 and her main argument was that she felt 1069 00:51:08,994 --> 00:51:10,871 like she'd missed out on her 20s. 1070 00:51:10,954 --> 00:51:13,540 Not entirely, but in a way that was scary 1071 00:51:13,623 --> 00:51:15,584 as she started entering into her 30s 1072 00:51:15,667 --> 00:51:18,086 and just, I guess, wondered what else was out there. 1073 00:51:18,170 --> 00:51:20,839 Imagine the fun when you meet somebody like you 1074 00:51:20,922 --> 00:51:23,258 who is fully able to commit. 1075 00:51:23,341 --> 00:51:24,468 Yeah. 1076 00:51:24,551 --> 00:51:25,764 You'll have something that you never had 1077 00:51:25,844 --> 00:51:28,016 with this other woman, no disrespect to what you guys had. 1078 00:51:28,096 --> 00:51:29,848 No, you can disrespect her all you want now. 1079 00:51:29,931 --> 00:51:32,559 For now, the question is just where do I go? 1080 00:51:32,642 --> 00:51:34,311 You're gonna be just fine. 1081 00:51:48,617 --> 00:51:49,785 ...look amazing. 1082 00:51:49,868 --> 00:51:51,661 - Amazing, like, all the time? - Yeah. 1083 00:51:51,745 --> 00:51:53,497 - Yes. - Jodi. 1084 00:51:53,580 --> 00:51:55,415 Hey, happy birthday, right? 1085 00:51:55,499 --> 00:51:57,876 - Yes, it's my birthday. - Hey, Jodi. 1086 00:51:57,959 --> 00:51:59,628 Hey, thank you. 1087 00:51:59,711 --> 00:52:02,339 - Happy birthday to everyone. - This is Jen and Ali. 1088 00:52:02,422 --> 00:52:03,719 - "Happy birthday. - Happy birthday, 1089 00:52:03,799 --> 00:52:06,510 Oh, okay. 1090 00:52:06,593 --> 00:52:08,345 - To my happy birthday. - Happy birthday, 1091 00:52:08,428 --> 00:52:10,097 - Adam! - This is Ari. 1092 00:52:10,180 --> 00:52:11,473 Jen. 1093 00:52:11,556 --> 00:52:13,558 - Hey, how's it going? - Hi, Adam. 1094 00:52:13,642 --> 00:52:15,352 - Happy birthday. - Thank you. 1095 00:52:15,435 --> 00:52:17,145 This is Jen and Ali. 1096 00:52:17,229 --> 00:52:18,313 Jen. 1097 00:52:18,396 --> 00:52:19,439 Adam. 1098 00:52:19,523 --> 00:52:21,274 - Can I talk to you for a second? - Sure. 1099 00:52:21,358 --> 00:52:22,484 - Awesome. - Am I in trouble? 1100 00:52:22,609 --> 00:52:23,777 No. 1101 00:52:23,860 --> 00:52:26,571 - Do you want me to sit here? - Sure, yeah. Why? 1102 00:52:26,655 --> 00:52:28,031 Great. 1103 00:52:28,115 --> 00:52:30,784 I've been wanting to apply for this position for a long time. 1104 00:52:30,909 --> 00:52:32,494 I'm... I'm Adam. 1105 00:52:34,788 --> 00:52:38,750 Did... did Jodi mention me at all to one of you? 1106 00:52:38,834 --> 00:52:40,335 No? 1107 00:52:40,418 --> 00:52:42,215 Because we had a nice little conversation last night 1108 00:52:42,295 --> 00:52:44,005 where she mentioned that she had a friend 1109 00:52:44,089 --> 00:52:47,467 who she felt, like, might sort of be the kind of person 1110 00:52:47,592 --> 00:52:51,138 who would be interested in talking to a guy like me. 1111 00:52:51,221 --> 00:52:57,185 I'm wondering if it's you. Or if it is you? 1112 00:52:57,269 --> 00:52:58,895 Guys, we gotta rally here, okay? 1113 00:52:58,979 --> 00:53:01,189 - Energy is low. - I'm good. 1114 00:53:01,273 --> 00:53:02,569 - You're good. - You're the only one 1115 00:53:02,649 --> 00:53:04,693 that's fucking good right now, Joshua. 1116 00:53:04,776 --> 00:53:07,279 - Yeah. - But this guy, comatose Carl, 1117 00:53:07,362 --> 00:53:09,990 come on, man. We gotta get some drinks in us, all right? 1118 00:53:10,073 --> 00:53:11,575 Happy birthday. 1119 00:53:11,658 --> 00:53:13,785 - Can I open this? - Yeah, sure. 1120 00:53:13,869 --> 00:53:16,913 Is this a CD mix? 1121 00:53:16,997 --> 00:53:18,915 Yes, it is a CD mix. 1122 00:53:18,999 --> 00:53:21,835 Does this mean you have a time machine back to 1998? 1123 00:53:21,918 --> 00:53:23,920 No, I just... My computer's really old, 1124 00:53:24,004 --> 00:53:27,507 so it does have the capabilities of burning CDs. 1125 00:53:27,632 --> 00:53:30,552 You should be more impressed that I actually found a... 1126 00:53:30,635 --> 00:53:33,346 - A CD? - A blank CD, yeah. 1127 00:53:34,556 --> 00:53:37,934 Oh, thank you so much. 1128 00:53:38,018 --> 00:53:39,019 It's just my size. 1129 00:53:39,102 --> 00:53:40,440 And that is from my private collection. 1130 00:53:40,520 --> 00:53:43,315 That's a big fatty. Thank you so much. 1131 00:53:43,398 --> 00:53:46,443 It actually is the loveliest birthday present 1132 00:53:46,526 --> 00:53:48,361 that I ever could have asked for. 1133 00:53:48,445 --> 00:53:50,989 It's very nice. 1134 00:53:51,072 --> 00:53:53,575 Looking at the history of ancient aliens, 1135 00:53:53,658 --> 00:53:56,077 you have to imagine that every visit from them 1136 00:53:56,161 --> 00:53:57,746 kicked off a major new phase... 1137 00:53:57,829 --> 00:53:59,706 ...in human advancement. 1138 00:53:59,789 --> 00:54:04,669 You know, and there's examples of it basically at every huge leap 1139 00:54:04,753 --> 00:54:06,713 that we've taken as a civilization. 1140 00:54:06,796 --> 00:54:09,257 The most notable example, I guess, that I could reference 1141 00:54:09,382 --> 00:54:11,468 - is something like the pyramids. - Yeah. 1142 00:54:11,551 --> 00:54:12,973 I get it. You're preaching to the choir. 1143 00:54:13,053 --> 00:54:14,638 There's just clearly no way 1144 00:54:14,721 --> 00:54:17,599 that normal ancient Egyptians could have conceived of... 1145 00:54:17,724 --> 00:54:19,684 There's no way that humans with human hands 1146 00:54:19,768 --> 00:54:21,686 can build fucking pyramids. It's crazy. 1147 00:54:21,770 --> 00:54:24,105 - I'm gonna go. - Not only have they lasted longer 1148 00:54:24,189 --> 00:54:26,191 than everything else that was built around them, 1149 00:54:26,274 --> 00:54:28,780 just they're simply not what anything would have looked like at the time. 1150 00:54:28,860 --> 00:54:31,821 Before you say an important thing you have to button up... 1151 00:54:31,905 --> 00:54:33,994 And here's the thing that's going to blow your mind... 1152 00:54:34,074 --> 00:54:36,246 - Button up your shirt... - ...these visits and sort of... 1153 00:54:36,326 --> 00:54:37,622 - You like that? - Yeah, it's nice. 1154 00:54:37,702 --> 00:54:39,955 I usually button in another direction, but... 1155 00:54:41,831 --> 00:54:43,625 Are we... 1156 00:54:43,708 --> 00:54:46,336 ...almost due for another one? 1157 00:54:46,419 --> 00:54:49,631 We should have gone to the Vineyard. That's all I asked. 1158 00:54:49,714 --> 00:54:52,592 It's, like, people think I just come up with these things arbitrarily, 1159 00:54:52,717 --> 00:54:53,763 like, "Let's go to a vineyard." No. 1160 00:54:53,843 --> 00:54:55,887 I do the research, okay? 1161 00:54:55,971 --> 00:54:58,848 If we'd gone to the Vineyard, we wouldn't have eaten mushrooms, 1162 00:54:58,932 --> 00:55:00,809 you wouldn't have lost your fucking mind. 1163 00:55:00,892 --> 00:55:02,852 It's just, like, people don't listen to me. 1164 00:55:02,936 --> 00:55:07,607 All I'm trying to do is create a fun, dynamic weekend. 1165 00:55:07,732 --> 00:55:11,653 I did... I did wanna, um, tell you something, though. 1166 00:55:11,736 --> 00:55:13,697 Okay. 1167 00:55:13,780 --> 00:55:17,826 I didn't get a chance to tell you last night... 1168 00:55:18,326 --> 00:55:22,455 ...but I think you should know that I am married. 1169 00:55:24,249 --> 00:55:27,627 I wanted to tell you last night, but everything was a little crazy. 1170 00:55:27,752 --> 00:55:29,296 And it's hard. 1171 00:55:29,421 --> 00:55:32,549 Like, when do you... When are you supposed to say that? 1172 00:55:34,426 --> 00:55:36,344 Big time. 1173 00:55:36,428 --> 00:55:38,471 I'm sorry, that's... that's my fault. 1174 00:55:38,555 --> 00:55:40,348 - No. - Yeah, it's... I should've... 1175 00:55:40,432 --> 00:55:44,477 There's a million things I should... I should have... 1176 00:55:44,561 --> 00:55:46,187 That's okay. 1177 00:55:46,271 --> 00:55:52,027 It's... like, I get that... definitely, it is weird. 1178 00:55:52,360 --> 00:55:55,071 And I'm, like, holding my face. 1179 00:55:55,155 --> 00:56:00,827 But it's also, I get... you know... 1180 00:56:02,412 --> 00:56:04,039 Like, I know you. 1181 00:56:10,587 --> 00:56:13,173 Like, I know I've never met you, but I know you. 1182 00:56:15,967 --> 00:56:18,428 Well... 1183 00:56:18,511 --> 00:56:22,682 ...that's, like, very heavy shit to throw down right now. 1184 00:56:25,435 --> 00:56:28,521 - I'm sorry. - Well, I feel a little embarrassed 1185 00:56:28,605 --> 00:56:30,190 that your friends all knew. 1186 00:56:30,273 --> 00:56:34,027 - I feel, like, stupid. - I'm sorry. 1187 00:56:34,110 --> 00:56:37,072 It's probably weirder for you than it is for me. 1188 00:56:37,155 --> 00:56:38,948 Yeah. 1189 00:56:39,032 --> 00:56:40,992 And I think you're a nice person. 1190 00:56:42,243 --> 00:56:46,456 And I don't really know what else to say 1191 00:56:46,539 --> 00:56:49,167 'cause I feel, like, very weird. 1192 00:56:49,250 --> 00:56:54,839 But, anyhow, I do have a birthday to celebrate. 1193 00:56:54,923 --> 00:57:00,887 And you have, yeah, you know. Thanks. 1194 00:57:00,970 --> 00:57:04,265 It's cool. You're good. 1195 00:57:07,143 --> 00:57:09,396 - Happy birthday. - Thank you. 1196 00:57:43,638 --> 00:57:46,474 - Everything's all right, though. - I'm good, yeah, I'm good. 1197 00:57:46,558 --> 00:57:48,935 Yeah, I'm fine. I'm fine. 1198 00:57:49,018 --> 00:57:50,937 - Do you need anything? - Nope. 1199 00:57:51,020 --> 00:57:52,480 You want, like, a water 1200 00:57:52,564 --> 00:57:54,194 or just, like, even a piece of bread maybe? 1201 00:57:54,274 --> 00:57:55,358 No, I don't want any water. 1202 00:57:55,442 --> 00:57:57,402 You might wanna watch your boots on the couch. 1203 00:57:57,485 --> 00:57:59,863 We don't wanna scuff it up and lose our deposit. 1204 00:57:59,946 --> 00:58:01,489 Yeah, I'm good. I'm really fine. 1205 00:58:03,074 --> 00:58:06,077 I'm good, yeah. 1206 00:58:09,956 --> 00:58:11,249 Hey, buddy. 1207 00:58:14,502 --> 00:58:16,254 Hey, man. What are you doing? 1208 00:58:16,337 --> 00:58:21,468 .. she passed out, so I don't want her boots fucking up the couch 1209 00:58:21,551 --> 00:58:23,219 and we lose our security deposit. 1210 00:58:23,303 --> 00:58:25,308 - So I'm taking them off. - Yeah, that's pretty creepy. 1211 00:58:25,388 --> 00:58:26,723 No, no, it's not creepy. 1212 00:58:26,806 --> 00:58:28,099 - I just... - No, in a good way. 1213 00:58:28,183 --> 00:58:30,018 - Oh, thanks. - Where's your iPod? 1214 00:58:30,101 --> 00:58:32,687 - Why? - Because I wanna put music on. 1215 00:58:32,770 --> 00:58:35,231 - Where's yours? - I just have my iPhone, 1216 00:58:35,315 --> 00:58:36,486 and it's a streaming music service. 1217 00:58:36,566 --> 00:58:39,736 I don't get reception up here, so just tell me where your iPod is. 1218 00:58:39,819 --> 00:58:40,824 I mean, I'm sure it's in my room, 1219 00:58:40,904 --> 00:58:41,908 - but I don't... - Okay, great. 1220 00:58:41,988 --> 00:58:43,781 Don't go to my room. Don't... 1221 00:58:45,450 --> 00:58:48,786 Hey, buddy, you're being a real fucking wet blanket, okay? 1222 00:58:48,870 --> 00:58:50,538 And it's getting really, really tough 1223 00:58:50,622 --> 00:58:53,458 to keep everything going with you being a wet blanket 1224 00:58:53,541 --> 00:58:55,376 and these ingrates with no ideas of their own. 1225 00:58:55,460 --> 00:58:57,045 Yeah, and everyone appreciates that, 1226 00:58:57,128 --> 00:58:59,464 but, you know, like, maybe tonight's just a wash. 1227 00:58:59,547 --> 00:59:01,094 Like, it's pretty late. People are tired. 1228 00:59:01,174 --> 00:59:03,551 We don't need music put on. Maybe the night's just over. 1229 00:59:03,635 --> 00:59:05,345 Trust me, the night is not over. 1230 00:59:06,888 --> 00:59:11,142 - It doesn't matter... it's just... - What the fuck am I doing here? 1231 00:59:11,226 --> 00:59:12,644 I thought you were taking me home. 1232 00:59:12,727 --> 00:59:14,729 To our home. I thought you wanted to come here. 1233 00:59:14,812 --> 00:59:16,025 No. I thought you were taking me... 1234 00:59:16,105 --> 00:59:17,694 I thought you were walking me home, my home. 1235 00:59:17,774 --> 00:59:19,734 - Where's my fucking shoe? - It's right here. 1236 00:59:19,817 --> 00:59:21,611 - Did you take my shoes off? - Just the one. 1237 00:59:21,694 --> 00:59:23,575 I took it off because it was scuffing up the couch. 1238 00:59:23,655 --> 00:59:25,243 - Give me that. - As long as you were passed out, 1239 00:59:25,323 --> 00:59:26,744 - you want to get comfortable. - You took off my shoes. 1240 00:59:26,824 --> 00:59:28,371 You're a fucking creep. Is that what you do? 1241 00:59:28,451 --> 00:59:32,080 You go to bars and pretend like you're a charming, artistic nerd? 1242 00:59:32,163 --> 00:59:33,751 And then you lure people back to your house? 1243 00:59:33,831 --> 00:59:35,545 You know, let's not start with the name calling. 1244 00:59:35,625 --> 00:59:38,253 - And I'm not a nerd. - No, you're not a nerd. 1245 00:59:38,336 --> 00:59:39,632 - You're a fucking psychopath. - Everything's fine. 1246 00:59:39,712 --> 00:59:43,258 - Get the fuck off me! - Are you okay? 1247 00:59:43,341 --> 00:59:44,762 - Yeah, I'm fine. - Can I drive you home? 1248 00:59:44,842 --> 00:59:46,014 No, I don't need you to fucking drive me. 1249 00:59:46,094 --> 00:59:47,595 - Oh, shit. - I know how to walk. 1250 00:59:47,679 --> 00:59:51,766 - It's a... rental. - You wanna borrow a coat? 1251 00:59:56,229 --> 00:59:58,982 - What did you do? - I think she likes me. 1252 01:00:02,527 --> 01:00:04,779 - Eric? - Hey, yes. Come on in. 1253 01:00:04,862 --> 01:00:07,907 If you could just quickly come in here. 1254 01:00:08,032 --> 01:00:11,202 - How are you? - Hey, how are you? 1255 01:00:11,286 --> 01:00:13,371 I'm good. Nice to see you. I'm Eric. Come on in. 1256 01:00:13,454 --> 01:00:15,081 Greg? 1257 01:00:15,164 --> 01:00:18,501 - Oh, my God. - Eric, what did you do? 1258 01:00:18,585 --> 01:00:20,295 - What did you do? - What did I do? 1259 01:00:20,378 --> 01:00:23,715 - Greg, lights, please. - Hey, that's my iPod. 1260 01:00:24,173 --> 01:00:27,760 Gentlemen, let's welcome to the stage, 1261 01:00:27,844 --> 01:00:32,348 Kylie and Crystal! 1262 01:00:32,432 --> 01:00:34,350 - Oh, my God. - That's right. 1263 01:00:34,434 --> 01:00:36,894 Hi, ladies. Come on in! 1264 01:00:36,978 --> 01:00:39,272 This is Joshua. 1265 01:00:39,355 --> 01:00:40,356 It's his lucky day. 1266 01:00:40,440 --> 01:00:43,067 Oh, you must be the one getting married. 1267 01:00:43,526 --> 01:00:45,445 Congratulations! 1268 01:00:45,528 --> 01:00:46,654 Lucky guy. 1269 01:00:48,823 --> 01:00:51,534 - Please, unpack, ladies, unpack. - Okay. 1270 01:00:51,618 --> 01:00:54,787 Hey, will you guys let your friend outside 1271 01:00:54,871 --> 01:00:57,498 - know that we're here? - I'm sorry. What? 1272 01:00:57,582 --> 01:00:59,584 The suspicious-looking one. 1273 01:00:59,667 --> 01:01:02,795 I'm sorry, I'm not catching a word of this. 1274 01:01:02,879 --> 01:01:06,090 I mean, suspicious compared to the way you guys look. 1275 01:01:06,174 --> 01:01:08,009 - Give it a slap. - Okay. 1276 01:01:08,134 --> 01:01:09,385 Double. 1277 01:01:09,469 --> 01:01:12,972 - Do you want a dance? - You don't have to, you know? 1278 01:01:13,097 --> 01:01:15,687 You can just... you don't have to do all this. You can just hang out. 1279 01:01:15,767 --> 01:01:16,980 It's just whatever makes you feel comfortable. 1280 01:01:17,060 --> 01:01:18,686 I mean, I assume you get paid either way. 1281 01:01:18,770 --> 01:01:20,563 What do you want, though, sweetie? 1282 01:01:20,647 --> 01:01:21,689 Look. 1283 01:01:21,773 --> 01:01:22,944 You can dance while you're doing it or you can just 1284 01:01:23,024 --> 01:01:25,652 - sit perfectly still. - You need someone to talk to? 1285 01:01:25,735 --> 01:01:27,945 - Always. - When you have a bunch of thoughts 1286 01:01:28,029 --> 01:01:30,201 and you don't know what to do with them, just crush them. 1287 01:01:30,281 --> 01:01:32,283 And then you align the thoughts, you know? 1288 01:01:32,367 --> 01:01:34,410 And then you make logic of it. Look. 1289 01:01:34,494 --> 01:01:35,873 - You see one thought over here. - Yeah, totally. 1290 01:01:35,953 --> 01:01:37,580 - Another thought over here. - Yep. 1291 01:01:37,664 --> 01:01:40,541 If we make four thoughts, we can have two thoughts each. 1292 01:01:40,625 --> 01:01:42,752 Two thoughts each, okay. 1293 01:01:42,835 --> 01:01:44,504 You kind of look like my boyfriend. 1294 01:01:44,587 --> 01:01:46,339 - I do? - Yeah. 1295 01:01:46,464 --> 01:01:47,427 Ladies. 1296 01:01:47,507 --> 01:01:49,012 You're dating someone who resembles me? 1297 01:01:49,092 --> 01:01:51,302 Oh, yeah. Not only dating, he lives with us. 1298 01:01:51,386 --> 01:01:54,222 He's a really good step-dad to my daughter. 1299 01:01:54,305 --> 01:01:55,973 - You smell so good. - How do we differ? 1300 01:01:56,057 --> 01:01:58,309 I mean, does he dress like me or does he sound like me? 1301 01:01:58,393 --> 01:02:00,978 - Oh, he's Mexican. - Okay, that's one crucial difference. 1302 01:02:01,062 --> 01:02:04,273 Yeah. I have to give her insulin shots every morning. 1303 01:02:04,357 --> 01:02:06,984 Adam, your music sucks. We got to change to a new song, buddy. 1304 01:02:07,068 --> 01:02:09,487 She also has a really bad lung condition. 1305 01:02:09,570 --> 01:02:11,534 - See what we got on the next one. - I'm sorry, what? 1306 01:02:11,614 --> 01:02:13,783 Classical? Come on, man! 1307 01:02:13,866 --> 01:02:15,952 This song sucks, too. What's on your iPod? 1308 01:02:16,035 --> 01:02:17,578 Well, you... It's just on shuffle... 1309 01:02:18,746 --> 01:02:19,876 ...so I don't know what's gonna come up. 1310 01:02:19,956 --> 01:02:21,919 Well, I didn't know that when I grabbed your shitty iPod 1311 01:02:21,999 --> 01:02:23,463 that all the songs would fucking blow! 1312 01:02:23,543 --> 01:02:27,130 Yeah, it's almost like when I was putting music on my iPod a year ago, 1313 01:02:27,213 --> 01:02:29,882 I wasn't thinking about fun stripper songs! 1314 01:02:29,966 --> 01:02:31,638 No, you didn't do that! You didn't plan anything 1315 01:02:31,718 --> 01:02:33,511 except to play your fucking board game, 1316 01:02:33,594 --> 01:02:36,264 just like nobody here planned anything except for me! 1317 01:02:36,347 --> 01:02:38,683 I try to do one nice thing for everybody! 1318 01:02:38,766 --> 01:02:42,895 - Bring strippers, fucking turn this... - May I have this dance? 1319 01:02:44,439 --> 01:02:45,982 Yes. 1320 01:03:13,217 --> 01:03:15,011 Don't insult my fucking friendship 1321 01:03:15,094 --> 01:03:16,766 with somebody that you don't even know that well! 1322 01:03:16,846 --> 01:03:20,266 Where the fuck do you even get off coming in here with this bullshit? 1323 01:03:20,349 --> 01:03:22,772 It's just... you know what? I don't need to stand here and be shouted at! 1324 01:03:22,852 --> 01:03:24,440 I'll take my fucking iPod. It's insufficient. 1325 01:03:24,520 --> 01:03:26,439 I'm sorry it's not good enough for you. 1326 01:03:26,564 --> 01:03:29,150 Take your ball! Go home and play kickball by yourself 1327 01:03:29,233 --> 01:03:31,068 - with your little dickey! - Adam, wait up. 1328 01:03:31,152 --> 01:03:33,613 No, that's fine. He's, like, sulking. 1329 01:03:33,696 --> 01:03:36,574 - I think he needs some company. - No. He just wants to go to bed. 1330 01:03:36,657 --> 01:03:38,955 He's actually kind of lame. And I'm not being shady right now, 1331 01:03:39,035 --> 01:03:41,829 but I'm gonna kind of, like, not let you go up there right now. 1332 01:03:41,913 --> 01:03:43,209 - You're not gonna let me go by? - No. 1333 01:03:43,289 --> 01:03:46,209 Crystal! Kylie! Let's go! Vémonos. 1334 01:03:46,292 --> 01:03:47,960 Thank you. 1335 01:03:48,044 --> 01:03:50,087 - Have a good honeymoon. - Oh, thank you. 1336 01:03:50,171 --> 01:03:52,006 I'm not getting... fuck it. 1337 01:03:52,089 --> 01:03:53,841 - Bye. - Bye. It was good to meet you. 1338 01:03:57,804 --> 01:04:00,807 Sorry, pal. Sorry about that. 1339 01:04:01,641 --> 01:04:05,978 Wait. I think there's someone out there. 1340 01:04:06,062 --> 01:04:07,942 Look, there's someone right there. Look, he's running away. 1341 01:04:08,022 --> 01:04:09,982 - I see him. Grab the gun. - Who the fuck is that? 1342 01:04:10,483 --> 01:04:11,734 Oh, come on. 1343 01:04:43,599 --> 01:04:44,725 I think I see something. 1344 01:04:44,809 --> 01:04:46,310 Is that a guy? 1345 01:04:48,729 --> 01:04:50,189 Hey, are you a guy? 1346 01:04:51,732 --> 01:04:54,026 Hey, come out. Come out. We see you, man. We see you. 1347 01:04:54,110 --> 01:04:56,028 We see you. We fucking see you. 1348 01:04:56,112 --> 01:04:57,613 Holy shit. 1349 01:04:57,697 --> 01:04:59,615 All right, all right, it's cool. 1350 01:05:00,867 --> 01:05:01,993 Who the fuck are you, man? 1351 01:05:02,076 --> 01:05:04,287 Okay, it's cool. It's just nature. 1352 01:05:04,370 --> 01:05:06,497 - What? - It's nature? 1353 01:05:06,581 --> 01:05:09,166 What the fuck does that mean? Oh, oh, he's running. 1354 01:05:10,459 --> 01:05:11,794 What do we do? Do we go after him? 1355 01:05:11,878 --> 01:05:13,318 No, no, no. Let's fucking let him go. 1356 01:05:14,255 --> 01:05:15,673 What the fuck, man? 1357 01:05:42,992 --> 01:05:45,912 So I wanted to... 1358 01:05:46,954 --> 01:05:49,790 ...apologize for my behavior last night with you. 1359 01:05:49,874 --> 01:05:53,711 I was very aggressive and yelling at you 1360 01:05:53,794 --> 01:05:55,421 and sort of pushing you around. 1361 01:05:55,504 --> 01:06:00,301 And it wasn't cool and so I wanted to say I'm sorry about that. 1362 01:06:00,384 --> 01:06:02,887 Yeah, I... I appreciate you apologizing. 1363 01:06:02,970 --> 01:06:06,599 You know, I mean, obviously, I know that my idea of fun 1364 01:06:06,724 --> 01:06:08,309 isn't the same as everybody else's, 1365 01:06:08,434 --> 01:06:12,980 but the fact that you can say this to me now really is much appreciated. 1366 01:06:13,064 --> 01:06:15,107 - So thank you. - Yeah, and you... 1367 01:06:15,191 --> 01:06:17,652 - You don't have to apologize to me. - Okay, great. 1368 01:06:17,735 --> 01:06:19,946 Yeah, I'm really going through some stuff, too. 1369 01:06:20,071 --> 01:06:24,367 And I just... I'm sorry if my energy, 1370 01:06:24,450 --> 01:06:27,036 especially yesterday and last night, 1371 01:06:27,119 --> 01:06:29,997 was, you know, getting in the way of you having any fun. 1372 01:06:30,122 --> 01:06:32,166 Sure. No, I appreciate you guys both saying that. 1373 01:06:32,249 --> 01:06:36,921 I think tonight is actually gonna be a very cathartic release for all of us. 1374 01:06:37,630 --> 01:06:40,716 Yeah, that'd be nice. Just sort of relax. 1375 01:06:40,800 --> 01:06:43,094 On that note, all right. 1376 01:06:43,177 --> 01:06:44,762 I'm gonna go take care of something. 1377 01:06:44,845 --> 01:06:47,181 See you guys for dinner. 1378 01:06:50,476 --> 01:06:52,478 I think maybe I'm ready to get out. 1379 01:06:52,561 --> 01:06:54,689 I don't wanna get swimmer's cough or anything. 1380 01:06:57,108 --> 01:06:58,275 Yeah, let's get out. 1381 01:07:04,448 --> 01:07:05,449 Hello. 1382 01:07:05,533 --> 01:07:07,326 - Come on in. - Are you Frank? 1383 01:07:07,410 --> 01:07:08,953 I am Frank. Are you... 1384 01:07:09,036 --> 01:07:10,413 - I'm Isadora. - Isadora. 1385 01:07:10,496 --> 01:07:12,123 Come here. 1386 01:07:12,206 --> 01:07:13,833 You look great. 1387 01:07:13,916 --> 01:07:16,335 This is exactly my style. I'm not kidding. 1388 01:07:16,419 --> 01:07:17,757 - Really? - I love that you guys have paintings. 1389 01:07:17,837 --> 01:07:20,256 - That's so beautiful. - I love paintings. 1390 01:07:20,339 --> 01:07:22,258 Do you really? I do, too. I prefer that. 1391 01:07:22,341 --> 01:07:24,468 It's like if I see a blank wall, it bums me out. 1392 01:07:24,552 --> 01:07:25,761 - Yeah. - This is very cool. 1393 01:07:25,845 --> 01:07:27,388 - Yeah. - Oh, it's a lot of necks. 1394 01:07:27,471 --> 01:07:29,473 - It's very... - It's like dogs playing poker, 1395 01:07:29,557 --> 01:07:31,225 - but people. - Right. 1396 01:07:31,308 --> 01:07:34,061 And here are two other works of art right here. 1397 01:07:34,145 --> 01:07:38,607 Greg, Adam, this is, Isadora. 1398 01:07:38,691 --> 01:07:41,152 Hi, I'm Isadora. Oh, nice to meet you. 1399 01:07:41,235 --> 01:07:42,945 - I'm Greg. - Greg. 1400 01:07:43,029 --> 01:07:44,947 Oh, my God, you have a twin. 1401 01:07:45,031 --> 01:07:47,116 My sister's best friend Nicky looks a lot like you. 1402 01:07:47,199 --> 01:07:49,994 - A woman? I look... - Yeah, she's a girl. 1403 01:07:50,077 --> 01:07:54,957 You know, I always thought that I had ape features. 1404 01:07:55,041 --> 01:07:56,500 That's how I've always seen myself. 1405 01:07:56,584 --> 01:07:58,044 Yeah, you do, but just, like... 1406 01:07:58,127 --> 01:08:00,046 It's like Nicky, too, but a beautiful ape. 1407 01:08:00,171 --> 01:08:02,134 Apes are the most beautiful creatures on this planet. 1408 01:08:02,214 --> 01:08:03,674 - Thank you so much. - Yeah. 1409 01:08:03,758 --> 01:08:05,760 You got ape hands, too. 1410 01:08:05,843 --> 01:08:07,678 L do? 1411 01:08:07,762 --> 01:08:09,680 - It's a total compliment. - I'm sorry. 1412 01:08:09,764 --> 01:08:13,934 - Did I miss something? - Oh, um, Isadora here is a sex worker, 1413 01:08:14,018 --> 01:08:15,644 and she's gonna fuck us all for money. 1414 01:08:15,728 --> 01:08:17,650 - Absolutely, but not nee... - Or whoever wants... 1415 01:08:17,730 --> 01:08:19,151 it doesn't have to be... If you don't wanna fuck, 1416 01:08:19,231 --> 01:08:20,903 if you wanna... I got a lot of different holes, 1417 01:08:20,983 --> 01:08:22,655 you know what I'm saying? So don't worry about it. 1418 01:08:22,735 --> 01:08:24,570 You can do something with my feet or anal. 1419 01:08:24,653 --> 01:08:26,530 Whatever you're into. Also, I wanna say this 1420 01:08:26,614 --> 01:08:28,035 'cause I feel like this definitely helps when I say this 1421 01:08:28,115 --> 01:08:29,450 is that do not worry about money. 1422 01:08:29,533 --> 01:08:30,871 Please put that out of your head right now. 1423 01:08:30,951 --> 01:08:32,999 Don't start tallying it up like, "Oh, can I do this to her?" 1424 01:08:33,079 --> 01:08:34,622 It's gonna add it up. Don't worry. 1425 01:08:34,705 --> 01:08:37,833 I just wanna let you know that what I'm into doing 1426 01:08:37,917 --> 01:08:40,628 is whatever you are into doing. 1427 01:08:40,711 --> 01:08:44,381 Whatever relaxes you, makes you comfortable, pleases you. 1428 01:08:44,465 --> 01:08:45,970 Thank you for saying that. I appreciate that a lot. 1429 01:08:46,050 --> 01:08:47,471 - That is very cool of you. - You're welcome. 1430 01:08:47,551 --> 01:08:49,595 I'm gonna take you up on that. Thank you so much. 1431 01:08:49,678 --> 01:08:52,056 - Hey, please do. - I would love to start with you 1432 01:08:52,139 --> 01:08:54,975 just because I feel like... is that okay? 1433 01:08:55,059 --> 01:08:56,519 - I think that would be good. - Sure. 1434 01:08:56,602 --> 01:08:59,021 - That'd be great. - Can I get... 1435 01:08:59,105 --> 01:09:01,190 ls there a little room I can clean... 1436 01:09:01,273 --> 01:09:03,192 - Yeah. - Not clean up. I'm not dirty, I swear. 1437 01:09:03,275 --> 01:09:06,487 Of course you're not dirty. Nobody would ever think that you're dirty. 1438 01:09:06,570 --> 01:09:07,988 I'll show you to the bathroom. 1439 01:09:08,072 --> 01:09:10,074 No, no. I'll do it. 1440 01:09:10,157 --> 01:09:12,034 - Great. - Yeah. 1441 01:09:12,118 --> 01:09:13,619 - Cool. - Okay, cool. 1442 01:09:13,702 --> 01:09:15,663 - All right. - Right this way. 1443 01:09:15,746 --> 01:09:17,289 - Great. Thank you so much. - Madame. 1444 01:09:17,373 --> 01:09:19,128 - See you in a bit, buddy. - God, I love this. 1445 01:09:19,208 --> 01:09:21,335 I think I'm just gonna go for a hike. 1446 01:09:21,418 --> 01:09:23,420 - This... yeah, this isn't for me. - What? 1447 01:09:23,504 --> 01:09:25,923 I know. I know. I... I figured it was worth one last shot 1448 01:09:26,006 --> 01:09:29,176 to see if I could get you laid, but I could tell it's not your thing. 1449 01:09:29,260 --> 01:09:31,387 Sure, I appreciate it. You know, it's very nice of you 1450 01:09:31,470 --> 01:09:33,893 to, you know, be thinking of everyone's pleasure all the time, but... 1451 01:09:33,973 --> 01:09:35,683 She seems cool, though, I mean, honestly... 1452 01:09:35,766 --> 01:09:37,354 She seems great. I think it'll be a lot of fun 1453 01:09:37,434 --> 01:09:40,646 for you guys to have sex with her one after the other. 1454 01:09:40,729 --> 01:09:42,648 - But I'll just be outside. - Okay, buddy. 1455 01:09:43,983 --> 01:09:47,111 Hi, Jodi, Hi, it's Ari. 1456 01:09:47,194 --> 01:09:50,948 I know I... I've been kind of stalking you, 1457 01:09:51,031 --> 01:09:52,867 but I... I, 1458 01:09:57,788 --> 01:09:59,623 No, I know, I know. 1459 01:09:59,707 --> 01:10:01,458 I was... I gave him a, 1460 01:10:01,542 --> 01:10:03,669 Why am I blanking? A hand job, a handy, whatever, 1461 01:10:03,752 --> 01:10:05,588 you know what I mean? I... and I was... 1462 01:10:05,671 --> 01:10:07,510 And he was sobbing and coming and sobbing and coming, 1463 01:10:07,590 --> 01:10:11,719 and it was so profound to see what you could do to somebody, 1464 01:10:11,802 --> 01:10:13,682 you know, that's not just about... I was, like... 1465 01:10:13,762 --> 01:10:15,601 I mean, obviously, I'm sure he was glad he came, 1466 01:10:15,681 --> 01:10:18,893 but to know that it was so much more emotional than that, 1467 01:10:18,976 --> 01:10:20,311 so" 1468 01:10:20,394 --> 01:10:22,771 I'm Isadora, 1469 01:10:22,855 --> 01:10:24,940 Nice to meet you. Oh, good, this is good. 1470 01:10:25,024 --> 01:10:27,109 The more, the merrier, good. 1471 01:10:27,193 --> 01:10:29,445 - All right. - So do you see yourself 1472 01:10:29,528 --> 01:10:32,281 - as like a healer? - Yes. 1473 01:10:32,364 --> 01:10:35,451 - But, like, sex stuff too, right? - Yes, yes, yes! Oh, my God. 1474 01:10:35,534 --> 01:10:37,244 I love... oh, my God, oh, I love you. 1475 01:10:37,328 --> 01:10:38,457 I love that you said that because... 1476 01:10:38,537 --> 01:10:40,217 Rachel's parents are here. They're outside. 1477 01:10:40,331 --> 01:10:41,710 They're here now. I'm gonna go tell Josh. 1478 01:10:41,790 --> 01:10:42,875 What? 1479 01:10:42,958 --> 01:10:45,419 But, like, you'll do, like, fun stuff and... 1480 01:10:45,502 --> 01:10:48,172 Yeah, yeah, yeah, anything that you need... 1481 01:10:48,255 --> 01:10:50,966 Joshy? Joshy! 1482 01:10:51,884 --> 01:10:53,510 We gotta clean up! We gotta clean up! 1483 01:10:53,594 --> 01:10:54,803 Oh, okay. 1484 01:10:54,887 --> 01:10:56,931 - Not on my account? - No, we... 1485 01:10:57,056 --> 01:10:58,018 Honestly, don't. 1486 01:10:58,098 --> 01:11:00,062 We're gonna have you go to the bathroom. We're just gonna do a little cleanup. 1487 01:11:00,142 --> 01:11:01,227 Oh, I've gone. 1488 01:11:01,310 --> 01:11:03,274 I'm very cleansed out before I ever come to any sort of... 1489 01:11:03,354 --> 01:11:05,856 I know. I just want you to have a last looks in there. 1490 01:11:07,524 --> 01:11:09,693 Dude, the weed? We gotta get rid of this coke, bud. 1491 01:11:09,777 --> 01:11:11,362 - Come on. - What are we doing? 1492 01:11:11,445 --> 01:11:13,113 Sit the fuck down and just be... 1493 01:11:13,197 --> 01:11:14,660 Can I just ask why are we freaking out? 1494 01:11:14,740 --> 01:11:16,408 Sit the fuck down, Eric! 1495 01:11:16,492 --> 01:11:18,038 Why are we freaking out like we're in trouble? It's just parents! 1496 01:11:18,118 --> 01:11:19,161 Please! 1497 01:11:24,208 --> 01:11:25,251 Hey, guys. 1498 01:11:25,376 --> 01:11:27,544 Hey, Joshy. 1499 01:11:27,628 --> 01:11:29,380 - Long time. - Yeah. 1500 01:11:29,463 --> 01:11:32,049 - It's been a while. - We knew you were here, so... 1501 01:11:32,132 --> 01:11:33,759 - We spoke to your mother and... - Yes. 1502 01:11:33,842 --> 01:11:35,556 ...you know, she mentioned that you were here and we thought... 1503 01:11:35,636 --> 01:11:37,892 - That you were here vacationing. - Thought maybe it's time to... 1504 01:11:37,972 --> 01:11:40,808 - Clear the air. - Clear the air, exactly. 1505 01:11:40,891 --> 01:11:42,893 - Yeah. - I have pictures for you. 1506 01:11:42,977 --> 01:11:44,937 Come in and, sure. 1507 01:11:45,020 --> 01:11:47,231 - Yeah, just some friends of Rachels. - Thank you. 1508 01:11:47,314 --> 01:11:49,154 - Oh, yeah, is that... - ...and then we can...? 1509 01:11:53,195 --> 01:11:54,822 Hey, guys. 1510 01:11:54,905 --> 01:11:57,283 So this is, these are Rachel's parents. 1511 01:11:57,366 --> 01:11:58,993 - How are you, Ari? - Steve and Claudia. 1512 01:11:59,076 --> 01:12:01,370 Nice to meet you. I hope we're not intruding. 1513 01:12:01,453 --> 01:12:03,872 We're gonna go for a... a hike. 1514 01:12:03,956 --> 01:12:05,582 Yeah. 1515 01:12:05,666 --> 01:12:06,629 Okay. 1516 01:12:06,709 --> 01:12:09,128 We were just talking about a book we read. 1517 01:12:13,549 --> 01:12:16,677 Have a seat. Sorry about this. 1518 01:12:16,760 --> 01:12:18,137 It's okay. 1519 01:12:20,097 --> 01:12:22,683 What's that pink thing? 1520 01:12:22,766 --> 01:12:24,810 Oh, this? 1521 01:12:24,893 --> 01:12:26,687 This is, it's Ari's. 1522 01:12:26,770 --> 01:12:28,901 - He's trying to quit smoking. - Oh, it's a filter thing? 1523 01:12:28,981 --> 01:12:30,027 - Yeah. - My mother had one of those. 1524 01:12:30,107 --> 01:12:32,735 - It was fancy. - It's supposed to help. 1525 01:12:32,818 --> 01:12:37,406 First of all, we want to apologize to you. 1526 01:12:37,489 --> 01:12:40,993 I... I think we were both so, shaken, 1527 01:12:41,076 --> 01:12:44,496 and I think we took it out on you. 1528 01:12:44,580 --> 01:12:46,832 Not letting you go to the funeral, that wasn't... 1529 01:12:47,458 --> 01:12:50,836 - ...wasn't really right, so... - And I hope you forgive us. 1530 01:12:52,629 --> 01:12:58,344 Well, wow, I mean, honestly, this means a lot. 1531 01:12:58,427 --> 01:13:01,638 I mean, yes, sure, yeah, I forgive you. 1532 01:13:01,722 --> 01:13:04,099 I mean, that was really... That was hard. 1533 01:13:04,183 --> 01:13:06,605 It would help so much if we all just talked about what happened that day. 1534 01:13:06,685 --> 01:13:09,229 - It would really be helpful. - Understanding like, you know, 1535 01:13:09,313 --> 01:13:10,943 - the sequence of events. - You spoke to her right before. 1536 01:13:11,023 --> 01:13:12,486 She called me on the phone. She called me on the phone 1537 01:13:12,566 --> 01:13:14,697 to ask me one of my recipes, you know, which I love, of course, 1538 01:13:14,777 --> 01:13:16,156 because I'm very proud of my recipes. 1539 01:13:16,236 --> 01:13:18,155 So help us... help us, Josh, please. 1540 01:13:18,238 --> 01:13:19,743 Did you guys have a fight or something when you got home? 1541 01:13:19,823 --> 01:13:21,992 - Was there an emotional... - So, yeah, I got home 1542 01:13:22,076 --> 01:13:26,163 and we didn't... we talked about what I wanted to do for my birthday. 1543 01:13:26,246 --> 01:13:28,457 You came home and you talked... You talked to her? 1544 01:13:28,540 --> 01:13:30,250 So she was alive when you got back? 1545 01:13:30,334 --> 01:13:31,710 - Yeah. - This is what I'm saying. 1546 01:13:31,794 --> 01:13:33,382 This is different from what you told the police. 1547 01:13:33,462 --> 01:13:35,009 No, I'm talking about when I got home from work. 1548 01:13:35,089 --> 01:13:37,299 I came home from work and we started discussing 1549 01:13:37,383 --> 01:13:39,847 what I wanted to do for my birthday and then I went to the gym. 1550 01:13:39,927 --> 01:13:41,432 This is the part of the story that keeps changing 1551 01:13:41,512 --> 01:13:43,847 and this is why I wanna know what actually happened. 1552 01:13:43,931 --> 01:13:46,225 - We just need to know what happened. - Just tell us. 1553 01:13:46,308 --> 01:13:49,144 L... she was depressed. 1554 01:13:49,228 --> 01:13:50,816 - Depressed? - She was. She was distant and... 1555 01:13:50,896 --> 01:13:54,108 No, not Rachel. Our Rachel was not depressed. 1556 01:13:54,191 --> 01:13:55,612 - Never heard that. - Look, I tried to... 1557 01:13:55,692 --> 01:13:58,153 I tried to get kind of to the bottom of it 1558 01:13:58,237 --> 01:14:03,867 and every time, she'd mis... She... she'd deflect 1559 01:14:03,951 --> 01:14:05,994 and she wouldn't answer me. She was on, urn... 1560 01:14:06,078 --> 01:14:08,539 - Drugs? Was she? - No. 1561 01:14:08,622 --> 01:14:10,753 - You guys were taking drugs? - No, we don't take drugs. 1562 01:14:10,833 --> 01:14:13,001 It was medication, you know, like, antidepressants. 1563 01:14:13,085 --> 01:14:16,046 Okay, you don't do drugs. She doesn't do drugs. 1564 01:14:16,130 --> 01:14:19,842 She's taking some... Some medication from a doctor? 1565 01:14:19,925 --> 01:14:21,388 - Please tell me from a doctor? - Yes, yes. 1566 01:14:21,468 --> 01:14:22,514 You know, here's the thing. 1567 01:14:22,594 --> 01:14:24,888 It's just a little convoluted for us, right? 1568 01:14:24,972 --> 01:14:28,350 And so we actually paid for a second autopsy to be done. 1569 01:14:28,434 --> 01:14:30,853 The coroner said that it was actually inconclusive 1570 01:14:30,936 --> 01:14:32,604 - for it to be suicide. - Inconclusive. 1571 01:14:32,688 --> 01:14:34,485 - They couldn't say... - They couldn't say for sure 1572 01:14:34,565 --> 01:14:35,694 - that it was a suicide. - Could not say for sure. 1573 01:14:35,774 --> 01:14:38,026 So, okay, if she's not... 1574 01:14:38,110 --> 01:14:41,029 Thank you. I really had a nice time. 1575 01:14:41,113 --> 01:14:43,327 I'm kind of freaking out, so I'm gonna probably take off. 1576 01:14:43,407 --> 01:14:45,200 Thank you, though. I love your home. 1577 01:14:45,284 --> 01:14:47,035 So nice... it's very pretty. 1578 01:14:53,500 --> 01:14:54,960 Who is this? 1579 01:14:55,043 --> 01:14:57,754 I don't know who that is. I don't know who that is! 1580 01:14:57,838 --> 01:14:59,093 - I'm sure you don't know who that is. - You don't know who she is? 1581 01:14:59,173 --> 01:15:00,427 - No, I don't. - 'Cause you don't party. 1582 01:15:00,507 --> 01:15:02,092 - You don't party. - You don't do drugs. 1583 01:15:02,176 --> 01:15:04,176 - Let me show you something. - Let me get this out. 1584 01:15:05,762 --> 01:15:07,431 - You don't party. - You don't party. 1585 01:15:07,514 --> 01:15:08,477 - What's that? - You don't do drugs. 1586 01:15:08,557 --> 01:15:10,267 What is this? You taking photos of me? 1587 01:15:10,350 --> 01:15:11,810 How about guns? That's so much fun. 1588 01:15:11,894 --> 01:15:13,729 - This is a BB gun. - Who is she? 1589 01:15:13,812 --> 01:15:15,234 - Who is she? Any idea? - So much fun 1590 01:15:15,314 --> 01:15:19,276 when women strip and gyrate all over you when you're mourning. 1591 01:15:19,651 --> 01:15:21,445 - When you're mourning. - Look at that. 1592 01:15:21,528 --> 01:15:23,822 Look at that. Those marks were made by her? 1593 01:15:23,947 --> 01:15:25,619 - She did not do that to herself! - She strangled herself? 1594 01:15:25,699 --> 01:15:27,413 - Just tell the truth! - I am telling the truth. 1595 01:15:27,493 --> 01:15:28,455 - You killed our daughter! - Say the truth, Josh! 1596 01:15:28,535 --> 01:15:29,870 I'm telling the truth. 1597 01:15:29,953 --> 01:15:32,372 - I didn't fucking kill her! - Oh, really? 1598 01:15:34,041 --> 01:15:35,918 I knew you were that monster. 1599 01:15:36,001 --> 01:15:38,837 Do you fucking see this? 1600 01:15:38,962 --> 01:15:40,214 What the fuck is this? 1601 01:15:40,297 --> 01:15:42,549 That's so we could get all your lies on tape! 1602 01:15:42,633 --> 01:15:44,301 - I haven't been lying! - You're a liar. 1603 01:15:44,384 --> 01:15:46,470 - You're a fucking liar! - Get out! 1604 01:15:46,553 --> 01:15:48,642 - What are you doing? - Get out, you psychopaths. Get out! 1605 01:15:48,722 --> 01:15:50,974 - Get out. Take your photos. - We're gonna find out. 1606 01:15:51,058 --> 01:15:53,101 You can keep that! That's a little souvenir. 1607 01:15:53,185 --> 01:15:54,686 Should we go up there? 1608 01:15:55,479 --> 01:15:57,689 - We're on to you! - Great, yeah, yeah. 1609 01:16:16,208 --> 01:16:19,461 Is everything okay? 1610 01:16:22,923 --> 01:16:25,592 I don't know. I'm just... 1611 01:16:25,717 --> 01:16:28,887 I guess I'm just, 1612 01:16:30,973 --> 01:16:33,392 I'm tired of her. 1613 01:16:33,475 --> 01:16:35,310 I'm tired of, like... 1614 01:16:41,775 --> 01:16:44,403 I'm tired of her making me feel this way. 1615 01:16:44,486 --> 01:16:46,613 You know, because... 1616 01:16:49,366 --> 01:16:52,661 I don't know. She just... she... this is... 1617 01:16:55,956 --> 01:16:57,791 It's about her. 1618 01:17:03,130 --> 01:17:08,594 And it's been about her and... 1619 01:17:10,929 --> 01:17:12,764 I... I guess I don't know. You know what? 1620 01:17:12,848 --> 01:17:16,685 I'm a little... I'm a little tired of it. 1621 01:17:19,062 --> 01:17:21,607 She checks out, and I have to fucking deal with it! 1622 01:17:21,690 --> 01:17:26,236 And I have to deal with missing her and fucking feeling real fuckin' sad! 1623 01:17:26,320 --> 01:17:29,531 And having her fucking parents... 1624 01:17:32,743 --> 01:17:34,703 In case anyone's wondering, 1625 01:17:34,786 --> 01:17:36,872 I didn't, and I hope you fucking believe me 1626 01:17:36,955 --> 01:17:38,415 because I didn't murder someone. 1627 01:17:38,498 --> 01:17:40,417 I didn't murder her. I loved her very much. 1628 01:17:40,500 --> 01:17:45,047 And then I guess she thought that the best way to return that 1629 01:17:45,130 --> 01:17:48,967 would be to kill herself on my fucking birthday! 1630 01:17:54,389 --> 01:17:57,351 So, I don't know. 1631 01:17:57,476 --> 01:18:00,646 That's what I'm left with 1632 01:18:00,771 --> 01:18:06,151 and... and... and I'm even sorry now. 1633 01:18:06,234 --> 01:18:08,528 Like, you know, 'cause now I'm dragging you guys in. 1634 01:18:08,612 --> 01:18:12,699 I'm pulling you guys into this shit, and you have your own lives. 1635 01:18:12,783 --> 01:18:15,077 And everybody has their own problems. 1636 01:18:15,160 --> 01:18:17,829 And now you have to sit here and look at me do this. 1637 01:18:17,913 --> 01:18:19,873 It's so fucking weird. 1638 01:18:19,956 --> 01:18:22,334 It's so weird. 1639 01:18:24,836 --> 01:18:27,089 It's so stupid. 1640 01:18:27,172 --> 01:18:30,425 I'm so fucking mad at her. 1641 01:18:31,551 --> 01:18:33,428 I'm so mad at her. 1642 01:18:36,682 --> 01:18:38,100 Well... well, 1643 01:18:43,105 --> 01:18:46,108 Thanks, you know, for coming. 1644 01:18:46,191 --> 01:18:49,903 I don't know if you guys maybe just... 1645 01:18:52,781 --> 01:18:55,117 Adam, do you wanna play your game? 1646 01:18:57,577 --> 01:18:59,329 If you do. 1647 01:19:01,039 --> 01:19:03,917 I think that would be pretty fun. 1648 01:19:04,167 --> 01:19:06,211 Greg makes great grilled cheeses. 1649 01:19:07,546 --> 01:19:08,672 I do. 1650 01:19:08,755 --> 01:19:10,875 - Fuck it, let's play the game. - Let's play the game. 1651 01:19:11,967 --> 01:19:13,677 All right, okay. 1652 01:19:13,760 --> 01:19:14,970 Here. 1653 01:19:28,108 --> 01:19:29,651 You want a tissue? 1654 01:19:29,735 --> 01:19:32,237 Yeah. Looks used. 1655 01:19:32,320 --> 01:19:35,532 No. This is actually Adam's, urn, handkerchief 1656 01:19:35,615 --> 01:19:37,576 that his grandfather gave him in the war. 1657 01:19:37,659 --> 01:19:39,122 - Oh? - And I spit my gum in it earlier, 1658 01:19:39,202 --> 01:19:40,707 - but it should be fine. - Spitting his gum in it 1659 01:19:40,787 --> 01:19:46,668 is a euphemism for using his grandfather's handkerchief as a cum rag. 1660 01:19:50,338 --> 01:19:53,842 I got this problem. I keep coming in my grandfather's handkerchief. 1661 01:19:53,925 --> 01:19:56,344 I don't know what to do. You gotta help me. 1662 01:20:39,930 --> 01:20:42,432 So, Joshua has just rolled three ones, 1663 01:20:42,516 --> 01:20:45,519 which means that we have been defeated by the Turtlesaurus. 1664 01:20:45,602 --> 01:20:48,271 However, the Mechas will stay strong. 1665 01:20:48,355 --> 01:20:49,689 Hey, Ari? 1666 01:20:49,773 --> 01:20:51,441 What we doing here, bud? 1667 01:20:51,525 --> 01:20:53,443 We're all waiting for... 1668 01:20:53,527 --> 01:20:55,946 To sign off before we launch the attack. 1669 01:20:56,029 --> 01:20:57,906 That's very good. You're half paying attention, 1670 01:20:57,989 --> 01:20:59,908 - but I like that. - Good. I'll be right back. 1671 01:20:59,991 --> 01:21:01,034 Okay. 1672 01:21:01,117 --> 01:21:03,878 This is why the grilled cheese is so good. This is what I did into it. 1673 01:21:05,622 --> 01:21:06,957 Shit! 1674 01:21:07,040 --> 01:21:09,000 - Hey, man. - Thanks for coming. 1675 01:21:09,084 --> 01:21:11,878 - Oh, yeah. - What did I do? 1676 01:21:11,962 --> 01:21:14,589 Hey, it's Jodi from the bar! 1677 01:21:14,673 --> 01:21:16,967 - Jodi. - That's right. 1678 01:21:17,050 --> 01:21:19,469 Just to catch you up, there's been an alien invasion. 1679 01:21:19,553 --> 01:21:21,638 We are the Mechas. We are the machines. 1680 01:21:21,721 --> 01:21:23,018 We are fighting all these monsters. 1681 01:21:23,098 --> 01:21:27,143 If the monsters continue to rise up, specifically the Turtlesaurus, 1682 01:21:27,227 --> 01:21:28,979 - we're fucked. - Great. 1683 01:21:29,062 --> 01:21:30,400 - I love that kind of stuff. - The Turtlesaurus 1684 01:21:30,480 --> 01:21:32,941 has been a real problemsaurus for us. 1685 01:21:33,024 --> 01:21:35,360 We're hoping for a core turbo charger. 1686 01:21:35,443 --> 01:21:38,446 Did you say the Turtlesaurus has been a problemsaurus? 1687 01:21:38,530 --> 01:21:40,782 - It's been a problem for us. - I'm gonna focus 1688 01:21:40,866 --> 01:21:42,576 on defeating the Turtlesaurus. 1689 01:21:42,701 --> 01:21:44,619 - Yeah! - Yeah! 1690 01:21:46,288 --> 01:21:47,914 Tell me something good! 1691 01:21:47,998 --> 01:21:50,625 I'll use my charge bomb. I'll use that on my next turn. 1692 01:21:50,709 --> 01:21:51,713 Should I bust out a charge bomb? 1693 01:21:51,793 --> 01:21:52,961 I don't know if you have one. 1694 01:21:53,044 --> 01:21:55,755 We just needed to have enough in order to dislodge the space flicker 1695 01:21:55,839 --> 01:21:56,843 and all to team up against... 1696 01:21:56,923 --> 01:21:58,675 You should, in fact, use that charge bomb 1697 01:21:58,758 --> 01:22:00,806 because I'd love to move at least three or four hexes 1698 01:22:00,886 --> 01:22:03,221 'cause this Turtlesaurus is coming out of the side. 1699 01:22:03,305 --> 01:22:07,684 I think that I'm gonna probably take a break from my marriage. 1700 01:22:09,227 --> 01:22:11,396 Okay, Eric. 1701 01:22:11,479 --> 01:22:13,231 I shouldn't be married. There's no reason. 1702 01:22:13,315 --> 01:22:16,067 I don't wear a ring. I've been flirting with women all weekend. 1703 01:22:16,151 --> 01:22:18,737 I wanna fuck other people. So I shouldn't be married. 1704 01:22:19,946 --> 01:22:22,616 So can I roll? 1705 01:22:22,741 --> 01:22:24,034 Great. 1706 01:22:24,117 --> 01:22:26,161 Pass me the die. 1707 01:22:26,244 --> 01:22:28,830 It's been a... There's a lot going on. 1708 01:22:28,914 --> 01:22:30,293 You guys are a hot group, you know? 1709 01:22:30,373 --> 01:22:32,542 Fifteen! 1710 01:22:32,626 --> 01:22:34,628 Yes! 1711 01:22:34,711 --> 01:22:36,391 He's not gonna get anything above an eight. 1712 01:22:42,135 --> 01:22:45,263 If I meant to do half of the things that I did, 1713 01:22:45,347 --> 01:22:48,183 I'd be a fucking genius, man. 1714 01:22:48,266 --> 01:22:51,144 - Cool. - I'd be huge, but I am what I am, 1715 01:22:51,227 --> 01:22:52,938 and that's all that I am. I'm fine. 1716 01:22:54,773 --> 01:22:56,816 And I'll take Gen Highway... 1717 01:22:56,900 --> 01:22:58,443 - Jen? - Jen? 1718 01:22:58,526 --> 01:23:00,111 - Jennifer. - Jennifer! 1719 01:23:00,195 --> 01:23:02,822 It's not Jennifer. it's... it's short for Genesis. It's a man. 1720 01:23:02,906 --> 01:23:04,619 Jennifer is a regular basic bitch, aren't you? 1721 01:23:04,699 --> 01:23:06,868 It's not a woman, and don't call me Jen. 1722 01:23:06,952 --> 01:23:08,328 - Call me Highway. - Okay, Highway. 1723 01:23:08,411 --> 01:23:12,082 - Thank you so much for coming. - Oh, you're so welcome. 1724 01:23:13,625 --> 01:23:15,630 - You're not feeling... - This doesn't seem really... 1725 01:23:15,710 --> 01:23:17,379 - What? - ...weird or anything? 1726 01:23:17,462 --> 01:23:19,217 - You're feeling weird. - I'm feeling very weird. 1727 01:23:19,297 --> 01:23:20,674 - Yeah, it's cool. - Okay. 1728 01:23:20,757 --> 01:23:22,384 It's okay. 1729 01:23:22,467 --> 01:23:24,094 I wouldn't have come if I didn't want to. 1730 01:23:30,058 --> 01:23:31,518 Yes! 1731 01:23:32,102 --> 01:23:33,853 Fuck, yeah, Jody 1732 01:23:33,937 --> 01:23:35,397 Okay, GUYS- 1733 01:23:35,480 --> 01:23:37,524 The game basically comes down to this roll. 1734 01:23:37,607 --> 01:23:41,111 Jodi, we need at least a 17 or the game is over. 1735 01:23:41,194 --> 01:23:42,654 Turtlesaurus is victorious, 1736 01:23:42,779 --> 01:23:44,906 eats us, and then hides us under his mutant shell. 1737 01:23:44,990 --> 01:23:47,033 Seventeen is pretty hard. It's... 1738 01:23:47,117 --> 01:23:49,953 Out of three dice, that's only two in 18, 1739 01:23:50,036 --> 01:23:51,413 one in nine chance. 1740 01:23:51,496 --> 01:23:53,164 I want victory right now. 1741 01:23:53,248 --> 01:23:55,792 This Turtlesaurus is not gonna get into my life, 1742 01:23:55,875 --> 01:23:57,293 not tonight. Ready? 1743 01:23:57,377 --> 01:23:59,087 Here we go. Come on, Jodi. 1744 01:24:02,048 --> 01:24:03,341 And? 1745 01:24:04,801 --> 01:24:08,054 - On. - Fuck! 1746 01:24:08,138 --> 01:24:09,973 I'm so sorry. Shit! 1747 01:24:10,056 --> 01:24:12,100 Shit, man! We played... oh, 1748 01:24:12,183 --> 01:24:14,644 We've been playing this fucking thing all night 1749 01:24:14,728 --> 01:24:16,396 and that happens? Goddamn it! 1750 01:24:16,479 --> 01:24:18,857 - Fuck you! Fuck you! - Hey, Greg, Greg, Greg. 1751 01:24:18,940 --> 01:24:25,363 Well, since it's mostly, um, like, ruined, I think I should go. 1752 01:24:25,447 --> 01:24:26,865 I'm okay. I just had to let it out. 1753 01:24:26,948 --> 01:24:28,908 Goodbye, gentlemen. 1754 01:24:28,992 --> 01:24:30,452 - Bye, Jodi from the game! - Bye! 1755 01:24:30,535 --> 01:24:32,245 Sorry that I lost the game. 1756 01:24:32,328 --> 01:24:34,292 You know, it's a hard thing to fight a bunch of robots. 1757 01:24:34,372 --> 01:24:36,666 - You did good. - No, it's okay. 1758 01:24:36,750 --> 01:24:39,047 - It's not okay. I know I could... - You're embarrassing me. 1759 01:24:39,127 --> 01:24:40,966 - You're embarrassing. - We'll talk about it in the hall. 1760 01:24:41,046 --> 01:24:43,548 - See you later, turd! - Bye, Joshy. 1761 01:24:43,631 --> 01:24:45,050 "Bye. ' Bye. Jodi! 1762 01:24:45,133 --> 01:24:47,343 - Bye, guys. Cool weekend. - Jodi, I'm on your side. 1763 01:24:47,427 --> 01:24:49,012 - Whatever, Greg. - I would still argue 1764 01:24:49,095 --> 01:24:50,930 that Mafia is the best board game. 1765 01:24:51,014 --> 01:24:52,227 Yeah, well, Mafia is not a board game. 1766 01:24:52,307 --> 01:24:54,642 There's no board. There's just sort of... 1767 01:24:54,726 --> 01:24:57,086 - Okay. Well, then... - ...social fun and nonsense game. 1768 01:24:57,979 --> 01:25:00,398 Well, good game, asshole. 1769 01:25:03,068 --> 01:25:05,070 - Good game, sore loser. - Yeah. 1770 01:25:12,702 --> 01:25:14,621 Yeah, I... 1771 01:25:33,473 --> 01:25:35,934 Okay. No, I'm sorry. 1772 01:25:37,435 --> 01:25:42,482 That... is... confusing. 1773 01:25:42,565 --> 01:25:43,817 Yeah. 1774 01:25:43,900 --> 01:25:48,613 And... 1775 01:25:48,696 --> 01:25:50,031 Okay, yeah. 1776 01:25:50,115 --> 01:25:51,491 Okay, okay. 1777 01:26:07,924 --> 01:26:09,676 All right. 1778 01:26:14,848 --> 01:26:16,850 - Hey, Joshua. - Thanks for coming, man. 1779 01:26:16,933 --> 01:26:20,854 I gotta say, Eric, this was a really fun weekend. 1780 01:26:20,937 --> 01:26:22,438 Thank you. 1781 01:26:22,522 --> 01:26:25,066 Greg? Take care. 1782 01:26:25,150 --> 01:26:27,193 Be in touch, we'll get something planned. 1783 01:26:27,277 --> 01:26:29,529 I'm gonna plan a game weekend with you, buddy. 1784 01:26:29,654 --> 01:26:31,451 - Let's do it, a whole tournament. - I love games now. 1785 01:26:31,531 --> 01:26:33,950 - It's your new thing. - Yeah, so fun. 1786 01:26:34,033 --> 01:26:36,039 There's a lot of great literature about them online. 1787 01:26:36,119 --> 01:26:38,204 Very critical community, so... 1788 01:26:39,956 --> 01:26:41,207 - You, too, Adam. - Yeah. 1789 01:26:41,332 --> 01:26:42,295 - You, too. - Come back. 1790 01:26:42,375 --> 01:26:44,043 Come back and hang out. 1791 01:26:44,127 --> 01:26:46,045 - Sure, yeah, I'd love to. - Okay. 1792 01:26:46,129 --> 01:26:48,006 - I'd love to. - Thanks. 1793 01:26:48,089 --> 01:26:49,677 I'll probably never see you guys ever again, 1794 01:26:49,757 --> 01:26:51,262 but that doesn't take away from the fact 1795 01:26:51,342 --> 01:26:53,803 that this has been one of the most important weekends 1796 01:26:53,887 --> 01:26:56,055 of my entire life. 1797 01:26:56,139 --> 01:26:57,974 And I thank you. I thank you for that. 1798 01:26:58,057 --> 01:26:59,229 I don't know if you guys knew this, 1799 01:26:59,309 --> 01:27:01,189 but Greg was a bit of a mess before he got here. 1800 01:27:01,311 --> 01:27:03,062 Okay. 1801 01:27:03,146 --> 01:27:04,981 - Okay. - See you, man. 1802 01:27:05,064 --> 01:27:06,482 - Bye. - ' Bye. guys. 1803 01:27:08,401 --> 01:27:09,777 Hey, guys? 1804 01:27:09,861 --> 01:27:13,156 Positive vibes, positive energy! 1805 01:27:13,239 --> 01:27:15,909 Positive vibes, positive energy. 1806 01:27:15,992 --> 01:27:18,077 - You ready? - Yeah. 1807 01:27:18,161 --> 01:27:19,287 Okay. 1808 01:27:21,247 --> 01:27:24,667 - I'm gonna take off as well. - Sure, man. I'll see you. 1809 01:27:24,751 --> 01:27:26,551 - Thanks for coming. - Yeah, of course, buddy. 1810 01:27:30,006 --> 01:27:31,633 - Bye. - See you. 1811 01:27:31,716 --> 01:27:32,926 Take it easy, man. 1812 01:27:53,279 --> 01:27:54,405 It was good to see you. 1813 01:27:56,157 --> 01:27:57,158 Yeah. 1814 01:27:57,242 --> 01:27:59,202 Thanks for coming, man. 1815 01:28:00,495 --> 01:28:02,705 Sure. I would... 1816 01:28:02,789 --> 01:28:05,416 I would come again. 1817 01:28:05,500 --> 01:28:07,418 I will... I will always be coming. 1818 01:28:07,502 --> 01:28:10,838 - Coming 24 hours a day. - I can't stop coming. 1819 01:28:16,803 --> 01:28:18,263 - Yeah. Okay. - Yeah?