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Someone's still in bed.
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Hey, babe, what if we stay in
for dinner tonight and I cook?
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Just the two of us?
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Instead of going out?
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Yeah, sure. Whatever you want.
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- Really?
- That's cool.
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I have chicken.
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I like chicken.
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I'm a chicken man.
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Hi, Mom. Oh, how are you?
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Mahjong?
You don't play Mahjong, do you?
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I gotta go.
Let me call you in a little bit.
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All right, I love you.
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All right. Bye.
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Rachel?
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Oh, my God.
Rachel?
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...San Francisco
private jet to Georgia...
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Hey, man, how's it going?
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- Joshy called me.
- Is he okay?
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Do you remember
when I put the deposit down
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on that house in Ojai
for his bachelor party?
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Well, I guess the person
that owns the house called, Joshy,
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and they were like,
"What are you gonna do?"
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- Right.
- So, so then he called me.
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And was like, "What do you wanna do?"
'cause you can't get the deposit back.
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And he's like,
"Well... we have the house."
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- Are you gonna go?
- I don't know.
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Are you stoned?
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Hey, man.
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How are you?
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How are you?
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What?
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What the fuck was that?
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Be careful!
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I was saying
"How are you?" before.
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Yeah, yeah, I know. It just...
It obviously wasn't the best time.
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Yeah.
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Joshy!
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Joshy?
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Joshy?
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Dude...
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Don't touch it.
It's a fucking sniper rifle.
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- It's a BB gun. See?
- It's loaded.
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Goddamn right it is.
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Think about what it would have been like
as a child in 1939 or 1964
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to get taken by your parents
to the New York World's Fair, right?
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So they take you to, I don't know,
say, the Chilean Pavilion.
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And you're smelling
Chilean food for the first time.
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You've never even seen it before.
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You're seeing people dressed
in traditional Chilean garb...
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Hey, guys.
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Ari? Adam?
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I'm Eric.
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- Oh, hey, man.
- Oh, yes, dude.
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So funny on the reply alls, man.
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- Hi, nice to meet you.
- Oh, thanks, man.
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I like to set
a little tone over email
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just to let people know
what kind of bro they're gonna get.
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- No, it was hilarious.
- For sure. Tone set.
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I don't know if Joshua
gave you any background on me,
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but I live with him
in the same housing complex.
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Lived With him.
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But that's actually what I think
this weekend's gonna be great for.
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It's, like, just cleansing the palate.
Keep it light, keep it fun.
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Yes, keeping it light,
I think, is paramount.
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You brought a bunch
of board games. Awesome.
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Yeah, this is kind of the big one
that I'm looking forward to.
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"Mecha Dungeon Crawl,"
have you seen this?
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No.
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It's a really big, long
complicated co-op game.
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That it'll take a couple hours
to go through the directions.
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- So it's like "Cranium"?
- No, it's not like "Cranium."
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It's a lot more complicated than that.
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More like "Apples to Apples"?
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No, it's not like that at all either.
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We got a portion of time
that will be perfect
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for, like, these games.
Like, you and Josh can do that.
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- And, like, you and I can...
- Get high?
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- Burn it up.
- I have a one-hitter.
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Actually, do you guys mind
not doing that in here?
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You know, I just wanna
be able to come in here
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and get in bed and sleep
and not have ash and detritus
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and paraphernalia everywhere.
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Okay, no detritus in this room.
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I'm a backpack hip-hop kid,
you know?
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- Oh, of course.
- J5, Dilated Peoples,
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- like, everybody, you know?
- Yeah, I love Tribe Called Quest.
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- Stone's Throw.
- Yeah, Stone's Throw is cool.
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But I also like T Swift, you know?
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Hey, Joshua!
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Hey, Eric. Oh, my God!
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Holy shit.
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I'm Katee.
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Thanks for coming, dude.
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- Yeah, yeah, thanks...
- Heard so much about you.
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How are you? You okay?
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I don't know who you are.
I like hugging you, though.
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- I'm Katee.
- So,
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are you, like,
the property manager here?
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- No.
- Of the prop... no, no.
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- No, no.
- No, I'm just... I'm Katee.
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- Yeah, Katee from Ojai.
- Katee from Ojai.
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- Friend from Ojai.
- Just met last night.
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Do you wanna hang out?
We're gonna get into a cypher.
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- I should probably go.
- Okay.
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But you have fun.
Have fun.
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I'll walk you to your car.
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- Bye.
- I'm so glad I got to see you.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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She seemed really cool, man.
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Who, Katee?
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Yeah, she was, she is.
She is very cool.
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- How did you meet her?
- I got here yesterday.
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- Right.
- So I was here before anyone else,
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and, I had nothing to do.
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So I went to the bar in town.
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And I don't know.
I just, like, was at the bar
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and she came up to me,
starting chatting,
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and it was, like,
super easy to talk to.
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"It was." She was
super easy to talk to.
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Good for you, man.
I'm really happy for you.
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Well, look, she's cool.
She really is.
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I mean, we're not gonna
get married or anything, but...
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Who else are we gonna
be able to celebrate
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this sexual victory with?
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Yeah, when is everybody else coming?
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This... this is actually the crew.
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Everybody else kind of flaked.
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I know it's only four of us.
Is that weird?
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No, no, it's not weird at all.
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I think...
I think a small crew is cool.
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Yeah, we're gonna be like the Beatles.
We are like the Beatles.
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- You're like John and Paul.
- I'm Ringo 'cause I keep it light
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and I look a little bit like a possum.
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And I'm George 'cause I'm stony
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and I, you know,
can't get enough of the sun.
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I'm, I'm George Martin.
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Yeah, the integral fifth Beatle.
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I love meeting new people.
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This guy's got fucking blow.
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You're dropping squirt bombs.
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This guy won't get in the pool,
but he will.
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- If it's weird, say it 'cause I know...
- It's not weird.
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Hey, what are you
doing over there, man?
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I'm still trying
to get the Wi-Fi to work.
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Yeah, we're in a cabin in Ojai.
The Wi-Fi's not gonna work.
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Yeah, but, I mean, I can't
not be accessible on the Internet
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and also up here with
no cell phone reception
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- for an entire weekend.
- Who cares? It's the weekend.
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When I got off the 101, I called Shauna
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and I was like, "Okay, I'm going
where there's no reception. Love you."
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Yeah, but I didn't
make that call to Marissa.
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So she doesn't know that I'm here
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and she doesn't know
that I'm unreachable
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should she be trying to call
or email me or whatever.
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Why doesn't Marissa know
that you're here?
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She just, you know, decided
that she needed to be somewhere else
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that I don't live for the time being.
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Oh, shit. I'm sorry, man.
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She's just basically coming at me
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and saying, you know,
that after 10 years almost,
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that there's an entire life
that she feels like she's missing
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and that she sort of needed some space,
and I responded to that
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by being what I felt was very attentive
and what she felt was clingy.
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God, I'm sorry.
It's... That's gotta be really hard.
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- Break-ups are tough.
- It's not a break-up,
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you know, at this time.
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- Okay.
- I think that there might be
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some benefit here to having
some friends around.
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And maybe, you know,
we're talking about it now
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and I'll talk about it with Josh
as soon as I get a chance.
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I wouldn't tell Josh about it, I think,
because we're on thin ice here.
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There's only four of us.
No one showed up.
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It's just that he's hurting
and he's been going through a lot
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and now I'm hurting, too,
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and I feel like we sort of
are going to relate to each other
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in a way that I don't expect you to get.
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Let's not compare
the hurt of a break-up
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or whatever it is
with what Joshy went through.
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Okay, so everybody gets one
of these character cards.
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And I'm now going
to go into the attack
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and defending portion.
You ready?
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"Attack abilities
and attacking a monster.
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The type of symbol shows
whether it is a melee ability
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or a ranged attack ability."
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Yes. Adam, I have a question.
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Is it... okay, I can answer it
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because I think I know
what you're going to say.
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- What?
- If you're wondering
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why the part on the bottom
of your figurine is an octagon
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and it's standing on a hexagonal shape
that connects to the center one,
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I promise you
we're going to get to that
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- very, very shortly.
- Was that your question?
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That was not my question.
Here's my question.
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Should we be playing
this game right now?
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- Yeah, definitely, 100 percent.
- Yeah.
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Can I just pose another option?
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We go out tonight,
we go to this bar the Lone Angus.
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I've done a bunch of research
on Yelp and Trip Advisor.
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It's a fun local bar.
It's, like, divey, but not too divey.
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Maybe the time to go to the bar
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would be, I don't know,
tomorrow afternoon
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for happy hour or something,
when, you know, it's light out
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and they have the windows open
and the drinks are cheaper.
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What's the deal with you
and the windows open at a bar?
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It's just nice to get that
bar smell wafting out a little bit.
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Okay, let's say we go
to the bar tonight,
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have some drinks,
mellow, nothing crazy.
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Come back here,
wake up in the morning,
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we're sitting around the table,
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we are ready to settle in
to a full game.
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Well, just to be clear,
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Adam and I have been
coveting this game for quite some time.
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We even actually helped crowd fund it.
We just opened it tonight.
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Right, or we could go to the bar,
and if the bar is not cool,
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then we could just
come back here and play tonight.
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I mean, how fun would that be?
Like a late-night game.
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If you're serious
about doing it tomorrow,
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then, yeah, I mean, the...
It's something to consider, I guess.
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So I have a lot planned.
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We're gonna do
a little dinner tonight,
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we're gonna go to the casino,
play a little cards.
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- Yeah.
- Yeah.
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Have a bite to eat.
We're not gonna just drink, though.
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- We're gonna have a nice dinner.
- Welcome to The Lone Angus.
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I will be your waiter.
My name is Greg.
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- Nice to meet you, Greg.
- Right on.
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So I got four tequila shots here
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- and a diet coke on the rocks.
- Sweet.
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We didn't order those
tequila shots, though,
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- so I think we're good.
- Well, that's not what
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the bartender is telling me.
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It's okay, though.
I mean, like, we're...
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- Yeah, we'll take them.
- Right, but we didn't order them,
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so I don't think
we should have to pay for them.
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speaking of which,
did you guys order these drinks
237
00:15:12,172 --> 00:15:13,219
that you already have at the bar?
238
00:15:13,299 --> 00:15:14,637
Yes, because you weren't here, so...
239
00:15:14,717 --> 00:15:16,385
Yeah, but there's table service here.
240
00:15:16,468 --> 00:15:18,307
Yeah, but you weren't here.
We waited for 15 minutes.
241
00:15:18,387 --> 00:15:21,056
I was here.
I've been here since 5:00.
242
00:15:21,140 --> 00:15:22,641
- Oh, really?
- Yeah, I've been here.
243
00:15:22,725 --> 00:15:25,644
It's okay, okay.
We'll take the shots.
244
00:15:25,728 --> 00:15:28,314
- ...like every asshole does.
- Oh, we're assholes now?
245
00:15:28,397 --> 00:15:29,610
- Yeah, you're an ass...
- Eric, Eric.
246
00:15:29,690 --> 00:15:31,028
Maybe you could bring me
a windshield wiper
247
00:15:31,108 --> 00:15:33,360
because you just spit
all over my fucking face!
248
00:15:33,444 --> 00:15:34,448
Why don't you take
that windshield wiper
249
00:15:34,528 --> 00:15:36,488
and shove it right up your ass?!
250
00:15:39,033 --> 00:15:41,660
- Oh, what's up, man?
- Hey, man, how you doing?
251
00:15:41,744 --> 00:15:43,829
That was great. Hi, guys.
252
00:15:43,913 --> 00:15:45,084
You should see
your faces right now.
253
00:15:45,164 --> 00:15:46,957
We just fucking pranked you guys.
254
00:15:47,082 --> 00:15:48,212
That was one of
the best ones we've ever done.
255
00:15:48,292 --> 00:15:50,044
You guys, this is my boy, Greg.
256
00:15:50,127 --> 00:15:51,795
I invited him to join us
for the weekend.
257
00:15:51,879 --> 00:15:55,132
This is Josh, this is Ari, this is Adam.
258
00:15:55,215 --> 00:15:56,800
Adam, nice to meet you. Greg.
259
00:15:56,884 --> 00:15:58,427
Ari? Greg.
260
00:15:58,510 --> 00:16:01,180
Josh, the man of the hour. Greg.
261
00:16:01,263 --> 00:16:02,598
Sit down, sit down, sit down.
262
00:16:02,681 --> 00:16:04,433
Thank you guys so much for including me.
263
00:16:04,516 --> 00:16:05,976
- Thank you so much.
- Definitely.
264
00:16:06,060 --> 00:16:07,686
- Not a problem.
- Thank you for...
265
00:16:07,770 --> 00:16:10,189
And my boy here told me
there was a bachelor party,
266
00:16:10,272 --> 00:16:11,982
and I was just like,
"Oh, can I come?"
267
00:16:12,107 --> 00:16:13,525
He was like, "You got it."
268
00:16:13,609 --> 00:16:15,402
Yeah, no, I...
269
00:16:15,486 --> 00:16:17,321
It's just that
I was gonna get married,
270
00:16:17,404 --> 00:16:20,699
but I'm not anymore, so we're
kind of just salvaging the weekend,
271
00:16:20,783 --> 00:16:23,077
- and it's just for guys.
- Yeah, yeah, we're just...
272
00:16:23,160 --> 00:16:24,787
We're treating this
like a boy's weekend.
273
00:16:24,870 --> 00:16:26,914
I thought you said that
this is a bachelor party.
274
00:16:26,997 --> 00:16:28,085
You're not even getting married?
275
00:16:28,165 --> 00:16:31,502
Well, no, he's... but we're treating it
like the fun of a bachelor party,
276
00:16:31,585 --> 00:16:33,295
but it's just a boy's weekend away.
277
00:16:33,379 --> 00:16:35,965
You know what? Yeah, we're not
even really using that word.
278
00:16:36,048 --> 00:16:39,009
- You guys break up?
- Essentially, I was gonna get married,
279
00:16:39,093 --> 00:16:41,181
- but now it's not gonna happen.
- I just can't stress enough
280
00:16:41,261 --> 00:16:43,225
- that we should just move on.
- It just sort of turned into...
281
00:16:43,305 --> 00:16:45,728
- Kind of like a guy's weekend.
- Live right now in the moment.
282
00:16:45,808 --> 00:16:47,104
Hey, man, that's all I'm doing.
That's what all I'm about.
283
00:16:47,184 --> 00:16:49,979
Let's just do our shots to... to nothing.
284
00:16:50,062 --> 00:16:51,605
- Yeah, to nothing.
- To nothing.
285
00:16:51,689 --> 00:16:53,399
- To nothing is a great idea.
- To nothing.
286
00:16:53,482 --> 00:16:55,734
- For the weekend.
- Fuck that bitch.
287
00:16:55,818 --> 00:16:58,028
- She doesn't deserve you.
- Again, not...
288
00:16:58,112 --> 00:16:59,613
- Yeah, maybe.
- So as I mentioned,
289
00:16:59,697 --> 00:17:02,157
I actually invited Greg
to join us for the weekend
290
00:17:02,241 --> 00:17:05,744
as we have that extra room
because this guy brings the party to 11.
291
00:17:05,828 --> 00:17:07,705
Yeah, thanks so much for having me.
292
00:17:07,788 --> 00:17:08,956
Well, you know...
293
00:17:09,039 --> 00:17:11,003
It's so gracious of you guys to include
me on this very special weekend.
294
00:17:11,083 --> 00:17:13,172
I was thinking because
we have fewer people than we thought
295
00:17:13,252 --> 00:17:16,255
that we would kind of spread out
so no one has to share a room,
296
00:17:16,338 --> 00:17:17,968
so we don't actually have
an extra one anymore.
297
00:17:18,048 --> 00:17:21,135
Yeah, and, like,
since you guys are boys,
298
00:17:21,218 --> 00:17:23,303
maybe you guys could just share a room.
299
00:17:23,387 --> 00:17:24,763
No, I can't do that.
300
00:17:24,847 --> 00:17:27,516
I can't, I can't
room with somebody.
301
00:17:27,599 --> 00:17:30,185
And trust me,
none of you want to room with me
302
00:17:30,269 --> 00:17:32,062
'cause I just got diagnosed
with sleep apnea,
303
00:17:32,187 --> 00:17:34,481
- and I gotta wear that mask.
- Yeah, dude's like Bane.
304
00:17:34,565 --> 00:17:38,027
Hello, would you like your dick sucked?
305
00:17:39,820 --> 00:17:40,863
Yeah.
306
00:17:40,946 --> 00:17:42,448
- Classic Bane joke.
- Terrible Bane.
307
00:17:42,531 --> 00:17:43,953
Let's cheers it up to new beginnings.
308
00:17:44,033 --> 00:17:45,534
- To new beginnings.
- Love it.
309
00:17:45,617 --> 00:17:48,120
- To new beginnings, right?
- Oh, my shit's empty.
310
00:17:48,203 --> 00:17:49,583
- You know, whatever.
- Hey, waiter,
311
00:17:49,663 --> 00:17:50,751
why don't you go get another drink?
312
00:17:50,831 --> 00:17:52,541
Fuck you!
313
00:17:54,043 --> 00:17:55,506
Excuse me, I don't want
to speak to no doctor!
314
00:17:55,586 --> 00:17:58,130
I want to speak to a pharmacist!
315
00:17:58,213 --> 00:17:59,548
Yeah, man.
316
00:17:59,631 --> 00:18:01,550
Oh, goodness.
317
00:18:01,633 --> 00:18:03,260
- Oh, yeah.
- Shockingly cold.
318
00:18:03,343 --> 00:18:05,095
Greg is a trip,
319
00:18:05,179 --> 00:18:07,598
Dude, Greg is the best!
320
00:18:07,681 --> 00:18:09,475
I'm kind of a big fan of him.
321
00:18:09,558 --> 00:18:10,601
- Yeah.
- He's so intense.
322
00:18:10,684 --> 00:18:12,811
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
323
00:18:12,895 --> 00:18:14,233
I'll send it to you.
What's your number?
324
00:18:14,313 --> 00:18:15,522
Please do.
325
00:18:15,606 --> 00:18:16,732
Are you cool?
326
00:18:18,233 --> 00:18:19,526
Yeah.
327
00:18:22,362 --> 00:18:24,656
Oh, yeah. I'm great, how are you?
328
00:18:24,740 --> 00:18:26,241
I'm good, I'm good.
329
00:18:26,325 --> 00:18:28,994
I mean, I just wanna make sure
that... that you're good
330
00:18:29,078 --> 00:18:33,207
with all of... with all of
how everything is going.
331
00:18:33,290 --> 00:18:34,750
Yeah, yeah, no.
332
00:18:34,833 --> 00:18:36,877
This is lining up to be a fun one.
333
00:18:36,960 --> 00:18:39,379
It was just, like,
scurrying all around the floor,
334
00:18:39,463 --> 00:18:42,132
and we had, like,
an English muffin we didn't want to...
335
00:18:42,257 --> 00:18:43,804
You know, turtles are,
like, an aphrodisiac.
336
00:18:43,884 --> 00:18:45,803
You wanted to eat the turtle?
337
00:18:45,886 --> 00:18:47,516
In retrospect,
you could've just picked it up
338
00:18:47,596 --> 00:18:51,016
by the little shell on the sides
and been completely okay.
339
00:18:51,100 --> 00:18:52,559
My buddy will pick you up...
340
00:18:52,643 --> 00:18:55,938
...backlogs of nonsense
that go back two years.
341
00:18:56,021 --> 00:19:00,067
Right, but why is this the time
to be bringing any...
342
00:19:00,150 --> 00:19:03,403
But wh... but it just...
It's not even relevant
343
00:19:03,487 --> 00:19:04,947
to what we're talking about anymore.
344
00:19:05,030 --> 00:19:08,117
It's not a part of what
I'm trying to discuss,
345
00:19:08,200 --> 00:19:09,663
and to say that it's something
that I've been
346
00:19:09,743 --> 00:19:13,455
willingly or intentionally
neglecting is insane.
347
00:19:13,539 --> 00:19:14,957
I'm happy you guys are here.
348
00:19:15,040 --> 00:19:17,876
- Are you kidding? Yes.
- I think we're being followed.
349
00:19:17,960 --> 00:19:19,962
No. I'm sorry.
350
00:19:20,045 --> 00:19:22,965
- I'm looking...
- What is happening?
351
00:19:23,048 --> 00:19:24,633
Who are you? Are you okay?
352
00:19:24,716 --> 00:19:27,511
Yeah, I'm looking for my phone.
353
00:19:27,594 --> 00:19:28,929
- Okay.
- Oh, okay.
354
00:19:29,012 --> 00:19:30,430
Did you guys see a phone?
355
00:19:30,514 --> 00:19:32,933
- Did it have a case?
- No.
356
00:19:34,017 --> 00:19:35,894
Caseless. I haven't seen it.
357
00:19:35,978 --> 00:19:38,438
I'm sorry, this is Josh.
358
00:19:38,522 --> 00:19:40,107
- Oh, hi, Josh.
- Oh, yeah, I'm Josh.
359
00:19:40,190 --> 00:19:41,358
- I'm Jodi.
- Hey, Jodi.
360
00:19:41,441 --> 00:19:43,110
- I'm Ari.
- Hi, Ari.
361
00:19:43,193 --> 00:19:44,236
How's it going?
362
00:19:44,319 --> 00:19:45,282
Oh, do you want me
to hold that for you?
363
00:19:45,362 --> 00:19:46,488
Yes, please.
Yes, please.
364
00:19:46,572 --> 00:19:48,282
- Can I hold it in my lungs?
- Yes, please.
365
00:19:48,365 --> 00:19:50,742
You are cold.
366
00:19:50,826 --> 00:19:52,661
- You need a...
- How can you tell?
367
00:19:52,744 --> 00:19:54,246
Maybe...
368
00:19:56,707 --> 00:19:59,042
- I'm gonna give you my sweater.
- Oh, well, thank you.
369
00:19:59,126 --> 00:20:01,920
- You're such a gentleman.
- Oh, here.
370
00:20:02,004 --> 00:20:03,300
- Have two.
- Thank you. No, I don't need it.
371
00:20:03,380 --> 00:20:05,007
- No, have two.
- Don't please.
372
00:20:05,090 --> 00:20:07,718
Look what's happening.
Double the warmth.
373
00:20:07,801 --> 00:20:10,387
Double gentleman attack!
374
00:20:10,470 --> 00:20:12,389
- What?
- I'm sorry.
375
00:20:12,472 --> 00:20:14,474
Are you guys murderers or what?
376
00:20:14,558 --> 00:20:16,768
No, not at all. We are not murderers.
377
00:20:16,852 --> 00:20:18,979
- Yeah.
- What are you doing here in Ojai?
378
00:20:19,062 --> 00:20:20,731
Yeah, what brings you here?
Are you local?
379
00:20:20,814 --> 00:20:23,025
I'm here for, like, a big
birthday vacation weekend.
380
00:20:23,108 --> 00:20:25,652
- I'm turning 30.
- Wow, awesome!
381
00:20:25,736 --> 00:20:27,613
- You're with friends?
- Yeah.
382
00:20:27,696 --> 00:20:29,326
- Okay, cool.
- They're not cool right now.
383
00:20:29,406 --> 00:20:31,408
They're real... they're real shitty.
384
00:20:31,491 --> 00:20:35,454
Well, we're having sort of a weird...
Not weird, but, like, a party thing.
385
00:20:35,537 --> 00:20:36,872
Nothing like a weird party thing.
386
00:20:36,955 --> 00:20:38,999
I think all party things
are kind of weird.
387
00:20:39,082 --> 00:20:40,045
- Hello.
- Well, hello.
388
00:20:40,125 --> 00:20:41,460
Hey, this is...
389
00:20:41,543 --> 00:20:43,503
Did someone say "weird party thing"?
390
00:20:43,587 --> 00:20:46,048
Hello, my name is Adam.
391
00:20:46,131 --> 00:20:48,717
My name is Jodi.
392
00:20:48,800 --> 00:20:50,135
We are all robots.
393
00:20:50,219 --> 00:20:55,265
Well, I'm single now,
so, you know,
394
00:20:55,349 --> 00:20:57,643
- What the fuck are you doing?
- Adam, really?
395
00:20:57,726 --> 00:20:59,645
- What?
- Are you okay?
396
00:20:59,728 --> 00:21:01,855
Well, I got a couple bars,
so I made a phone call.
397
00:21:01,939 --> 00:21:04,316
I'm sorry to drag you
into my business.
398
00:21:04,399 --> 00:21:05,609
No, I actually am into it.
399
00:21:05,734 --> 00:21:06,989
Yeah, 10 years of my life
just went down the shitter.
400
00:21:07,069 --> 00:21:09,029
- We talked about this.
- No, man.
401
00:21:09,112 --> 00:21:10,492
- We talked about that.
- Yeah, but everything's changed now.
402
00:21:10,572 --> 00:21:12,115
It's all different. It sucks now.
403
00:21:12,199 --> 00:21:15,369
- Everything's worse.
- So you and Marissa, no?
404
00:21:15,452 --> 00:21:17,666
Yeah, no, no go.
You know, 10 years right in the shitter.
405
00:21:17,746 --> 00:21:19,581
It's fine, but, hey, on the other hand,
406
00:21:19,665 --> 00:21:23,085
Eric has found some casino near here
that he says is the best in the area.
407
00:21:23,168 --> 00:21:24,464
Well, that sounds fun.
I would go to a casino.
408
00:21:24,544 --> 00:21:25,629
There's a casino here?
409
00:21:25,754 --> 00:21:27,593
Didn't expect you guys
to actually be so excited about that.
410
00:21:27,673 --> 00:21:29,341
You look so cold
and stupid, both of you.
411
00:21:29,424 --> 00:21:31,718
Do they look like murderers, though?
412
00:21:31,802 --> 00:21:33,845
- Yeah.
- Here, I don't need this.
413
00:21:33,929 --> 00:21:36,014
Thank you very much.
I don't need both, yeah.
414
00:21:36,098 --> 00:21:37,891
Total enthusiasm for Eric's casino idea?
415
00:21:37,975 --> 00:21:40,022
No one just kind of thought
we were gonna go home after this
416
00:21:40,102 --> 00:21:42,562
and, you know, have bedtime and...
417
00:21:42,646 --> 00:21:45,023
- Have bedtime?
- Hey, Adam, is this...
418
00:21:45,107 --> 00:21:47,234
Well, what do you call it
when it's time to go to bed?
419
00:21:47,317 --> 00:21:50,404
- The time I go to bed.
- Are you okay?
420
00:21:50,487 --> 00:21:53,073
Yeah, I mean, you know,
of course not, but...
421
00:21:53,156 --> 00:21:54,700
- Yeah.
- I'm sorry.
422
00:21:54,783 --> 00:21:57,077
I didn't mean to come out here
and just blurt, I mean...
423
00:21:57,160 --> 00:21:58,874
- No, no, that's big. That's huge.
- I just got off the phone.
424
00:21:58,954 --> 00:22:00,664
And looked over and I saw
425
00:22:00,789 --> 00:22:02,586
Eric and what's-his-name
and you guys over here,
426
00:22:02,666 --> 00:22:05,544
and I just kind of felt like
I had to say something to somebody,
427
00:22:05,627 --> 00:22:07,212
but I shouldn't have. I...
428
00:22:07,296 --> 00:22:09,965
Well, look, if you need
to talk about it, you can.
429
00:22:12,801 --> 00:22:14,389
- No, I'm good, thank you.
- Are you sure?
430
00:22:14,469 --> 00:22:15,929
- Yes.
- I could go like that.
431
00:22:16,013 --> 00:22:18,056
That does feel warmer,
but I'm actually...
432
00:22:18,140 --> 00:22:19,683
And your arms are weirdly heavy.
433
00:22:19,766 --> 00:22:22,686
I'm a big, thick kind of oxey Jew.
434
00:22:22,769 --> 00:22:25,355
You kind of are.
You look like someone's cousin
435
00:22:25,439 --> 00:22:28,775
or, like, a boy from camp
who was, like, my crush.
436
00:22:28,859 --> 00:22:30,152
Oh, what camp did you go to?
437
00:22:30,235 --> 00:22:31,528
- Really?
- Yeah.
438
00:22:31,611 --> 00:22:33,447
Well, 'cause I went to camp
back East, so I...
439
00:22:33,530 --> 00:22:35,365
- Me, too.
- Where?
440
00:22:35,449 --> 00:22:37,826
- Blue Star.
- Shut up.
441
00:22:37,909 --> 00:22:39,411
I went to Blue Star.
442
00:22:39,494 --> 00:22:41,830
- You shut up now.
- No, you shut up now.
443
00:22:41,913 --> 00:22:44,124
- Prove it.
- Blue Star where the Jews are.
444
00:22:45,125 --> 00:22:46,251
Yeah.
445
00:22:48,128 --> 00:22:50,380
Oh, damn it!
446
00:22:50,464 --> 00:22:52,090
Oh, snaps.
447
00:22:52,174 --> 00:22:54,593
Guys, we're gonna go to the casino.
Do you wanna come?
448
00:22:54,676 --> 00:22:56,011
- Me?
- Yeah, you should come.
449
00:22:56,094 --> 00:22:57,975
- Yeah, we need a Lady Luck.
- The more the merrier.
450
00:22:58,055 --> 00:23:00,182
I'll be your Lady Luck.
451
00:23:00,307 --> 00:23:02,392
But I really wanna find my phone.
452
00:23:02,517 --> 00:23:04,481
And I'm actually kind of feeling like
I left it in my house.
453
00:23:04,561 --> 00:23:06,646
Like, I did not even
bring it here to begin with
454
00:23:06,730 --> 00:23:08,482
'cause I'm chill and I wanna unplug.
455
00:23:08,565 --> 00:23:10,859
Yeah, of course.
Get out of the Matrix.
456
00:23:10,942 --> 00:23:14,071
Do you think you would walk me down
just to see if it's there?
457
00:23:14,196 --> 00:23:15,409
I don't actually wanna get murdered.
458
00:23:15,489 --> 00:23:17,115
Yeah, well, I would love to,
459
00:23:17,199 --> 00:23:20,660
but Joshy's actually,
um, like, used to come up here as a kid.
460
00:23:20,744 --> 00:23:21,957
- He knows the area pretty well.
- We'll go to the casino.
461
00:23:22,037 --> 00:23:24,247
You come meet us later, right?
462
00:23:24,331 --> 00:23:27,125
- You, too.
- No, I will gladly walk you home.
463
00:23:29,419 --> 00:23:30,670
Did you ever hear about
464
00:23:30,754 --> 00:23:34,257
when there was a pyramid of tampons
that got set on fire
465
00:23:34,341 --> 00:23:36,426
and then pushed down
into the middle of the lake?
466
00:23:36,510 --> 00:23:37,886
Shut up. That was you?
467
00:23:37,969 --> 00:23:39,846
- Yeah. Yeah.
- Oh, my God.
468
00:23:39,930 --> 00:23:41,893
That thing, like,
almost burned down a couple of boats.
469
00:23:41,973 --> 00:23:45,644
And it stunk
because it was like a chemical fire!
470
00:23:45,727 --> 00:23:48,355
Like, what are the odds
that you as a child
471
00:23:48,438 --> 00:23:50,148
saw the same things
that I saw as a child?
472
00:23:50,232 --> 00:23:52,734
Actual same summers?
473
00:23:52,818 --> 00:23:54,778
No, it's crazy. Similar summers.
474
00:23:54,861 --> 00:23:57,656
- Yeah. Same lake.
- Similar summers.
475
00:23:57,739 --> 00:23:59,741
Tonie, Tonie, Tonie
476
00:23:59,825 --> 00:24:01,868
Tonie, Tonie, Tonie
477
00:24:01,952 --> 00:24:04,788
T-O-N-I-E, why do you spell it
like that, baby?
478
00:24:04,871 --> 00:24:05,914
Tonie!
479
00:24:05,997 --> 00:24:07,916
Tonie, positive vibes,
positive energy.
480
00:24:07,999 --> 00:24:10,710
- I should be careful.
- Adam, look at this.
481
00:24:10,794 --> 00:24:12,129
You got exactly what you wanted.
482
00:24:12,212 --> 00:24:13,800
We're all sitting around
playing a game together.
483
00:24:13,880 --> 00:24:15,882
I wanted to play, like, a co-op game
484
00:24:15,966 --> 00:24:18,218
that we could all sort of
just work together as friends.
485
00:24:18,301 --> 00:24:19,761
But we are playing together.
486
00:24:19,845 --> 00:24:23,390
We're all cooperating together
against Tonie here.
487
00:24:23,473 --> 00:24:24,853
It just kind of feels to me like...
488
00:24:24,933 --> 00:24:26,521
Like a little bit of
a monkey's paw at this point.
489
00:24:26,601 --> 00:24:28,353
What does that mean, monkey's paw?
490
00:24:28,437 --> 00:24:31,314
Well, like, I wished we were all
playing a game, and now I got my wish,
491
00:24:31,398 --> 00:24:34,109
but it's like the saddest,
weirdest, worst version of that
492
00:24:34,234 --> 00:24:36,198
because I'm just losing money
and I'm stressed out.
493
00:24:36,278 --> 00:24:38,738
So it's like if you went
to a monkey seller
494
00:24:38,822 --> 00:24:40,824
and you said,
"Hey, give me a monkey,"
495
00:24:40,949 --> 00:24:42,784
and then he just gave you the hand?
496
00:24:42,868 --> 00:24:44,998
No, I mean, I think
you're thinking of it too literally.
497
00:24:45,078 --> 00:24:47,038
- The hand is cursed.
- Like a leprechaun.
498
00:24:47,122 --> 00:24:49,541
You know, you get them,
and then they fucking...
499
00:24:49,624 --> 00:24:51,213
- They're kind of shady.
- I thought they were shady
500
00:24:51,293 --> 00:24:52,672
before you caught 'em,
but once you caught 'em,
501
00:24:52,752 --> 00:24:53,715
they were, like, your slave.
502
00:24:53,795 --> 00:24:56,173
Well, ta-da.
503
00:24:56,256 --> 00:24:59,092
This is actually...
This is amazing.
504
00:24:59,176 --> 00:25:01,261
- Yeah.
- You should see the place I'm staying.
505
00:25:01,344 --> 00:25:04,389
It's like a...
A turquoise dealership.
506
00:25:05,515 --> 00:25:07,434
It's like a kidnapper shack.
507
00:25:07,517 --> 00:25:08,977
Yeah, oh, very much so.
508
00:25:09,060 --> 00:25:12,981
Yeah, I'm imagining like the sock
that a teenage boy uses to, like,
509
00:25:13,064 --> 00:25:15,112
- jerk into made into, somehow, a house.
- Jerk off into?
510
00:25:15,192 --> 00:25:17,986
That is pretty... pretty accurate.
511
00:25:19,696 --> 00:25:24,784
Thanks for the, um, walk back here.
512
00:25:24,868 --> 00:25:26,953
It was very nice.
513
00:25:27,037 --> 00:25:29,039
No, thank you. It was, um,
514
00:25:29,122 --> 00:25:32,834
so weird to meet someone
from Blue Star.
515
00:25:32,918 --> 00:25:34,127
- I know.
- It's so crazy.
516
00:25:34,211 --> 00:25:37,422
Yeah. You know me.
517
00:25:37,506 --> 00:25:40,550
I'm gonna go inside,
but I'll give you this.
518
00:25:40,634 --> 00:25:42,886
'Cause I'm not a thief
519
00:25:42,969 --> 00:25:45,472
even though I probably seem
really rough and tough,
520
00:25:45,555 --> 00:25:48,016
I'm not a thief
and I'm not gonna steal your sweater.
521
00:25:58,652 --> 00:26:01,696
- Okay, good night.
- Good night.
522
00:26:01,780 --> 00:26:03,698
- Thank you.
- Yeah. No, thank you.
523
00:26:07,035 --> 00:26:08,912
Are you waiting there for me to get in?
524
00:26:08,995 --> 00:26:10,750
Yeah, I don't wanna
leave till you get in.
525
00:26:10,830 --> 00:26:12,499
That's so nice.
526
00:26:12,582 --> 00:26:14,000
That's what you do.
527
00:26:18,547 --> 00:26:19,631
I...
528
00:26:19,714 --> 00:26:23,134
I don't have a key.
529
00:26:23,218 --> 00:26:25,762
Sorry, I forgot.
530
00:26:25,845 --> 00:26:28,682
I smoked your weed, my fault.
531
00:26:28,765 --> 00:26:30,141
- Okay.
- I didn't think about
532
00:26:30,225 --> 00:26:31,313
- whether or not I had a key.
- Okay.
533
00:26:31,393 --> 00:26:32,727
And I feel really embarrassed.
534
00:26:32,811 --> 00:26:35,063
Like, oh, some girl I met in a bar.
535
00:26:35,146 --> 00:26:37,277
- Come on, let's go back to the bar.
- But I don't have my phone,
536
00:26:37,357 --> 00:26:39,529
- and I don't have my purse.
- We're gonna go back to the bar.
537
00:26:39,609 --> 00:26:41,278
There's a lot of things
to be embarrassed.
538
00:26:44,072 --> 00:26:46,741
Drums into space...
539
00:26:46,825 --> 00:26:51,454
Dude, this guy used to fucking go
to the parking lots at Dead show...
540
00:26:51,538 --> 00:26:54,165
- I fucking did, man.
- ...and fucking run drum circles.
541
00:26:54,249 --> 00:26:55,875
Dude, I ran drum circles.
542
00:26:55,959 --> 00:26:58,295
I sold acid for, like, five minutes,
543
00:26:58,378 --> 00:27:00,005
and then I got freaked out
and I stopped.
544
00:27:00,088 --> 00:27:02,882
I saw the last Grateful Dead show.
545
00:27:02,966 --> 00:27:05,802
I saw the last one they did
at the Meadowlands.
546
00:27:05,885 --> 00:27:08,346
You were not at the last show.
I was at the last show.
547
00:27:08,430 --> 00:27:10,473
Don't try and hitch onto my thing, okay?
548
00:27:10,557 --> 00:27:12,350
- That's not cool.
- Joshua?
549
00:27:12,434 --> 00:27:14,894
Joshua, you seem kind of
down and gloomy doomy.
550
00:27:14,978 --> 00:27:16,688
- No, no.
- Are you sure?
551
00:27:16,771 --> 00:27:19,149
- Yeah, I'm good.
- 'Cause I got the solution.
552
00:27:19,232 --> 00:27:21,359
And it's more cow bell.
553
00:27:21,985 --> 00:27:23,573
- What did you do?
- It's called dramarama,
554
00:27:23,653 --> 00:27:25,280
but ours is fake and it was, like...
555
00:27:25,363 --> 00:27:29,075
It was the first day
of my period and I had a heavy flow.
556
00:27:29,159 --> 00:27:31,328
And I put my pad in the trash
at my friend's house,
557
00:27:31,411 --> 00:27:34,456
but then her French poodle
took the pad out of the trash
558
00:27:34,539 --> 00:27:38,793
and her hot brother saw that, like,
my pussy bleeds or whatever.
559
00:27:38,877 --> 00:27:41,296
- And it was just, like...
- It was like Penthouse letters
560
00:27:41,379 --> 00:27:44,090
- for chicks who get their period.
- What's Penthouse letters?
561
00:27:44,174 --> 00:27:46,593
Oh, my God.
562
00:27:46,676 --> 00:27:48,261
Hello?
563
00:27:49,512 --> 00:27:52,098
It's super Twin Peaksy,
564
00:27:52,182 --> 00:27:56,686
and I fucking hope
my shitty friends took my purse.
565
00:27:56,770 --> 00:27:59,731
Well, I don't know
what you're doing now,
566
00:27:59,814 --> 00:28:01,444
But you can come hang out
with my shitty friends.
567
00:28:01,524 --> 00:28:03,860
Yeah, I'll hang out
with your shitty friends.
568
00:28:03,943 --> 00:28:05,740
- Like, do they suck?
- Oh, yeah, they suck so bad.
569
00:28:05,820 --> 00:28:07,656
- Cool.
- Yeah, you will hate them.
570
00:28:07,781 --> 00:28:09,786
And they're all going through
some real hardcore emotional shit.
571
00:28:09,866 --> 00:28:11,413
So it'll be a good hang.
572
00:28:11,493 --> 00:28:13,078
How could I resist?
573
00:28:13,161 --> 00:28:16,456
You have been convicted of the crime
574
00:28:16,539 --> 00:28:19,751
of stealing a loaf of bread!
575
00:28:19,834 --> 00:28:21,127
No, no, please!
576
00:28:21,211 --> 00:28:24,005
You've already burned down
my jewelry store!
577
00:28:26,466 --> 00:28:29,344
Oh, God! Holy shit!
578
00:28:29,469 --> 00:28:31,888
God, that hurt!
579
00:28:33,098 --> 00:28:34,394
Oh, but it was so good.
It was so funny.
580
00:28:34,474 --> 00:28:36,935
Hey, it's the girl from the bar!
581
00:28:37,018 --> 00:28:38,478
Jodi.
582
00:28:38,561 --> 00:28:39,938
Hi, Jodi. I'm Eric.
583
00:28:40,021 --> 00:28:41,773
Jodi?
584
00:28:41,856 --> 00:28:43,525
- Do you spell it J-O-D-I?
- You okay?
585
00:28:43,608 --> 00:28:46,152
Here. For that,
let me kiss you
586
00:28:46,236 --> 00:28:48,988
- like the Europeans say hello.
- Okay, okay.
587
00:28:49,072 --> 00:28:51,616
- No, I'm just gonna say hello...
- You are saying hello.
588
00:28:51,700 --> 00:28:53,702
- You are saying hello, all right?
- Oh, okay.
589
00:28:53,785 --> 00:28:55,912
- Hi,
- I get it, I get it, okay.
590
00:28:55,995 --> 00:28:57,959
- You wanna smoke weed? It's right here.
- Yes, thank you.
591
00:28:58,039 --> 00:29:00,458
Very unsettling.
He's pointing a gun at me.
592
00:29:00,542 --> 00:29:02,252
- I don't want that.
- It's a BB gun!
593
00:29:02,335 --> 00:29:04,713
Oh, same thing.
It's always weird.
594
00:29:04,796 --> 00:29:06,923
Josh, we have some guests now.
595
00:29:07,006 --> 00:29:09,300
You still seem a little
596
00:29:09,384 --> 00:29:11,761
- I'm fine.
- Here, can I make a suggestion?
597
00:29:11,845 --> 00:29:14,139
Oh, well, how are we
stepping it up, kemosabe?
598
00:29:14,222 --> 00:29:16,015
The G-rock over here
is gonna shoot me...
599
00:29:16,099 --> 00:29:19,185
- In the dick!
- Oh, yes!
600
00:29:19,269 --> 00:29:21,646
Yes, he's gonna shoot me
in the dick hole.
601
00:29:21,730 --> 00:29:23,193
I'm gonna hold the cup
on top of my head,
602
00:29:23,273 --> 00:29:25,150
but then he's gotta shoot me
603
00:29:25,233 --> 00:29:28,236
- straight in my dinger.
- Okay, all right!
604
00:29:28,319 --> 00:29:29,491
You really want me to do that?
605
00:29:29,571 --> 00:29:31,364
And if... if the cup falls,
606
00:29:31,448 --> 00:29:33,450
then he gets to shoot me
in my bonanza hole.
607
00:29:34,576 --> 00:29:36,244
The bonanza hole?
608
00:29:36,327 --> 00:29:38,288
You know what I think
a butt hole looks like?
609
00:29:38,371 --> 00:29:40,665
Is it just... I think it looks like
a chimp victim's eye.
610
00:29:40,749 --> 00:29:44,627
Joshua, could I have a little Harry
Carey play-by-play commentary, please?
611
00:29:44,711 --> 00:29:46,174
Oh, perfect.
That's great, that's great.
612
00:29:46,254 --> 00:29:51,050
Well, I was just thinking
a year ago, we were all here...
613
00:29:51,134 --> 00:29:54,262
...here with our ladies.
614
00:29:54,345 --> 00:29:58,516
You know, Marissa and Shauna and...
615
00:30:00,268 --> 00:30:01,561
...Rachel.
616
00:30:03,772 --> 00:30:08,276
It's interesting that, I don't know.
I was just thinking about that.
617
00:30:09,486 --> 00:30:11,529
- Hey, hey, hey,
- I'm sorry.
618
00:30:11,613 --> 00:30:13,782
Josh, Josh, Josh, look at me.
619
00:30:13,865 --> 00:30:15,492
It's not okay.
620
00:30:16,993 --> 00:30:19,162
It's not okay to be sad!
621
00:30:19,245 --> 00:30:20,789
You understand?
622
00:30:20,872 --> 00:30:24,167
You are meant to be happy.
That is who you are.
623
00:30:24,250 --> 00:30:27,212
This sad person, that is something
624
00:30:27,295 --> 00:30:29,881
that you think that you are,
but you're not that!
625
00:30:29,964 --> 00:30:34,594
If you were meant to be sad,
being sad would feel good.
626
00:30:34,677 --> 00:30:37,180
But it doesn't, does it?
What feels good?
627
00:30:37,263 --> 00:30:38,807
Being happy!
628
00:30:38,890 --> 00:30:42,352
And you should feel good, so be happy!
629
00:30:42,435 --> 00:30:44,229
Be who you are.
630
00:30:46,773 --> 00:30:48,775
- Sorry. I...
- No, no, no, no.
631
00:30:48,858 --> 00:30:50,235
- I didn't mean to...
- No, no, no.
632
00:30:50,318 --> 00:30:54,656
Look, you're not allowed to apologize
633
00:30:54,739 --> 00:30:57,116
the rest of the time that I'm here.
634
00:31:01,496 --> 00:31:03,665
Thank you for that, Greg.
635
00:31:03,748 --> 00:31:05,083
Yes, Greg! Good pep talk!
636
00:31:05,166 --> 00:31:08,044
How about, Joshua,
that we create some new memories?
637
00:31:08,127 --> 00:31:09,462
- What do you mean?
- Joshua,
638
00:31:09,546 --> 00:31:11,506
I'm about to get shot
in my dick hole for you.
639
00:31:11,589 --> 00:31:13,675
So please just give me
a little commentary.
640
00:31:13,758 --> 00:31:16,427
- Do Harry Carey.
- Greg,
641
00:31:16,511 --> 00:31:20,223
now lining up his... his rifle.
642
00:31:20,306 --> 00:31:23,852
He's got it lined up
to shoot Eric in the penis.
643
00:31:23,935 --> 00:31:26,145
If the red cup falls,
644
00:31:26,229 --> 00:31:29,107
Eric's gotta get shot
in the bonanza hole.
645
00:31:30,066 --> 00:31:33,528
Right where the chimp victim's eye is.
646
00:31:33,611 --> 00:31:35,989
That's beautiful! Oh, my God!
647
00:31:42,245 --> 00:31:46,332
Oh, my God! It didn't go in my D-hole,
but it clipped my yam sack!
648
00:31:46,416 --> 00:31:47,750
Oh, my God, you clipped his sack!
649
00:31:47,834 --> 00:31:49,502
A fucking bet is a bet.
650
00:31:49,586 --> 00:31:51,170
The cup fell,
651
00:31:51,254 --> 00:31:52,801
So it looks like
you're gonna be shooting me
652
00:31:52,881 --> 00:31:56,134
- right in my fucking bonanza.
- No, no, no!
653
00:31:56,217 --> 00:31:58,011
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
654
00:31:58,094 --> 00:32:00,513
- Rules are rules.
- You know, maybe...
655
00:32:00,597 --> 00:32:03,558
I mean, do you
really wanna be shot in the bonanza?
656
00:32:03,641 --> 00:32:06,603
Maybe we could do something
that everyone is involved with.
657
00:32:06,686 --> 00:32:08,483
Like, you know,
with six of us, we could just get
658
00:32:08,563 --> 00:32:10,523
a short campaign going
of Mecha Dungeon Crawl.
659
00:32:10,607 --> 00:32:14,944
Mecca? Mecca Dungeon Cr...
Like, this is Islamic?
660
00:32:15,028 --> 00:32:18,615
- No, it's, like, mechanical.
- It's a very complicated board game.
661
00:32:18,698 --> 00:32:19,744
We could just play through it quickly
662
00:32:19,824 --> 00:32:21,663
and with so many people,
it would go pretty fast.
663
00:32:21,743 --> 00:32:22,911
I think that it's bad for me
664
00:32:23,036 --> 00:32:24,874
to play a game that's
very complicated right now
665
00:32:24,954 --> 00:32:27,749
because I smoked tons of...
Ripped so much.
666
00:32:27,832 --> 00:32:30,835
I had a bong and I feel like
it's not my preference to play a game.
667
00:32:30,919 --> 00:32:34,547
And I'm not gonna be able
to get there with you.
668
00:32:34,631 --> 00:32:36,799
We could play the very,
very complicated game
669
00:32:36,883 --> 00:32:38,635
that could last six to seven hours
670
00:32:38,718 --> 00:32:41,679
with a couple of strangers
who are all fucked up on pot,
671
00:32:41,763 --> 00:32:45,099
or we could go into the hot tub.
672
00:32:45,183 --> 00:32:46,434
I'll go in the hot tub!
673
00:32:46,517 --> 00:32:48,436
The lady wants the hot tub.
674
00:32:48,519 --> 00:32:50,024
- Hot tub.
- The gentleman wants a hot tub.
675
00:32:50,104 --> 00:32:52,482
- Joshy?
- Yeah, well...
676
00:32:52,565 --> 00:32:54,901
Great. Hot tub time.
Here, I'll just take this from you.
677
00:32:54,984 --> 00:32:56,861
Yeah, take it. I don't want it.
678
00:32:56,945 --> 00:32:59,906
- All right, man.
- We're ready for bubbles.
679
00:32:59,989 --> 00:33:02,575
- Okay.
- Gee, man.
680
00:33:02,659 --> 00:33:03,660
Oh, my God.
681
00:33:03,743 --> 00:33:04,914
There's a slight problem
with the hot tub.
682
00:33:04,994 --> 00:33:06,829
It is not currently hot.
683
00:33:06,913 --> 00:33:09,374
There's steam coming out of it.
684
00:33:09,457 --> 00:33:11,421
Well, that's just because
the water is warmer than the air.
685
00:33:11,501 --> 00:33:13,586
All right, well,
let's fucking party inside.
686
00:33:13,670 --> 00:33:17,006
Not so fast. Got a satellite view
of the entire neighborhood here.
687
00:33:17,090 --> 00:33:18,967
Found the appropriate
neighbors' hot tubs,
688
00:33:19,050 --> 00:33:21,678
and I think I found our spot right here.
689
00:33:21,761 --> 00:33:23,471
Are you talking about to sneak in?
690
00:33:23,554 --> 00:33:24,934
Yes, we're gonna do a little sneaking.
691
00:33:25,014 --> 00:33:26,766
And we're gonna do a little dip,
692
00:33:26,849 --> 00:33:28,646
- then we'll do a little dash.
- And it's perfect too.
693
00:33:28,726 --> 00:33:30,523
It's perfect 'cause
there's none of those security stickers
694
00:33:30,603 --> 00:33:33,523
on any of the gates,
so we'll get in fine.
695
00:33:33,606 --> 00:33:35,692
- Oh, ho!
- I say let's do it, man.
696
00:33:35,775 --> 00:33:38,027
Ojai is communal hot tubs.
My hot tub is your hot tub.
697
00:33:39,487 --> 00:33:41,114
To the hot tub!
698
00:33:41,197 --> 00:33:43,950
Oh, okay, we're going right now.
699
00:34:09,726 --> 00:34:12,562
- Adam, don't you wanna come in?
- No, it's not my thing.
700
00:34:12,645 --> 00:34:14,522
You just snuck in to sit here?
701
00:34:14,605 --> 00:34:16,733
Yeah, well,
I wanna be around people to hang out.
702
00:34:16,816 --> 00:34:18,821
But, you know, I'll let them have
their fun. It's not really for me.
703
00:34:18,901 --> 00:34:20,281
I'm sorry I didn't wanna do your game.
704
00:34:20,361 --> 00:34:22,321
That's fine.
You know, no one wants to do it,
705
00:34:22,405 --> 00:34:24,035
so, it's, you know,
you're just part of the gang.
706
00:34:24,115 --> 00:34:26,784
Yeah, well, I know I'm a stranger
707
00:34:26,868 --> 00:34:29,290
who's, like, on drugs and drunk
and doesn't have any pants on,
708
00:34:29,370 --> 00:34:31,539
but I'm wishing you the best.
709
00:34:31,622 --> 00:34:33,211
- I hope you're okay.
- I guess you're the first
710
00:34:33,291 --> 00:34:35,251
of many new
pantsless women I will soon meet.
711
00:34:35,334 --> 00:34:38,421
- Hey, Jodi?
- Sure. Yeah.
712
00:34:38,504 --> 00:34:40,343
- No, it's okay. I know you wanna go in.
- I'm sorry.
713
00:34:40,423 --> 00:34:43,634
You know, I do have,
like, some okay friends.
714
00:34:43,718 --> 00:34:46,763
I have a friend that I could introduce
you to tomorrow if you're interested.
715
00:34:46,846 --> 00:34:48,806
She's nice and fun.
716
00:34:48,890 --> 00:34:50,725
She's not that nice,
but she's pretty fun.
717
00:34:50,808 --> 00:34:54,020
Yeah? Does she like desperate,
broken men with nothing to offer?
718
00:34:54,103 --> 00:34:56,105
Most American women
like that kind of thing.
719
00:34:56,189 --> 00:34:58,066
Welcome to the hot tub.
720
00:34:58,191 --> 00:35:00,276
Welcome to the hot tub, Jodi!
721
00:35:00,359 --> 00:35:02,487
Jodi's in the tub
722
00:35:02,570 --> 00:35:04,489
Jodi's in the tub
723
00:35:04,572 --> 00:35:06,240
Jodi's in the hot tub...
724
00:35:08,076 --> 00:35:10,244
You guys hear that?
725
00:35:10,328 --> 00:35:11,954
What?
Oh, it's probably the Fondas.
726
00:35:12,038 --> 00:35:13,414
They wanna join us in the tub.
727
00:35:13,498 --> 00:35:14,999
- Hey, Jodi?
- What?
728
00:35:15,083 --> 00:35:17,422
Do you have any words about
joining the Greater Tub Community?
729
00:35:17,502 --> 00:35:20,755
Cool, fun, new, a surprise.
730
00:35:20,838 --> 00:35:22,632
Tonight, the evening.
731
00:35:22,715 --> 00:35:25,093
I love it, strangers, scared.
732
00:35:25,176 --> 00:35:29,263
- I'm really happy.
- Yay, with friends!
733
00:35:29,347 --> 00:35:32,058
Adam, let's play
your board game in the hot tub.
734
00:35:32,141 --> 00:35:33,518
Well, that's obviously impossible.
735
00:35:33,601 --> 00:35:35,186
Hey, Adam, come in here, man.
736
00:35:35,269 --> 00:35:38,564
- Adam.
- Adam, come on, buddy.
737
00:35:38,648 --> 00:35:39,694
- He doesn't want to.
- Ari? Ari?
738
00:35:39,774 --> 00:35:41,901
Yeah?
739
00:35:41,984 --> 00:35:45,363
My sister's beautiful,
and she's a dental hygienist,
740
00:35:45,446 --> 00:35:47,115
so she has her own money.
741
00:35:47,198 --> 00:35:49,534
That's great.
742
00:35:49,617 --> 00:35:51,410
Wait, why did you say that?
743
00:35:54,539 --> 00:35:55,957
You guys heard that, right?
744
00:35:56,040 --> 00:35:58,251
Did you guys...
Am I the only one who heard that?
745
00:35:58,334 --> 00:35:59,756
- I did hear that.
- It's probably, like, the fucking...
746
00:35:59,836 --> 00:36:01,963
- What the fuck is that?
- Like a dog or whatever.
747
00:36:02,046 --> 00:36:04,257
There is a fucking
murderer in that bush, man.
748
00:36:04,340 --> 00:36:05,716
It's not a murderer.
749
00:36:05,800 --> 00:36:06,884
It's Billy Baldwin.
750
00:36:06,968 --> 00:36:08,636
It's fucking
Laura Dern's chocolate lab
751
00:36:08,719 --> 00:36:10,096
sneaking around.
752
00:36:10,179 --> 00:36:11,976
No, dude, I'm serious, man.
I'm fucking serious.
753
00:36:12,056 --> 00:36:14,100
- What?
- I'm out of... I'm getting out.
754
00:36:14,183 --> 00:36:16,602
- If it's a fucking...
- All right, guys. Joshua's weekend.
755
00:36:16,686 --> 00:36:19,564
- Hey, Ari, Ari?
- We gotta go with Joshua.
756
00:36:19,647 --> 00:36:21,107
- We need to talk later.
- Yeah.
757
00:36:24,068 --> 00:36:26,237
- Just a little bit.
- Yeah, no, no, no.
758
00:36:26,320 --> 00:36:28,614
I don't need to be
up all night talking...
759
00:36:28,698 --> 00:36:31,159
- Talking about I don't know.
- Whatever, no, no, no.
760
00:36:31,242 --> 00:36:33,578
I just met a bunch of strangers
761
00:36:33,661 --> 00:36:35,421
and I talk their ear off
all night and...
762
00:36:36,205 --> 00:36:37,418
- And then I just...
- But I totally understand
763
00:36:37,498 --> 00:36:39,670
what you were saying before
about backpack style hip-hop.
764
00:36:39,750 --> 00:36:41,005
I think that that is a distinction
765
00:36:41,085 --> 00:36:42,673
of a kind of hip-hop
that does not get mentioned that much.
766
00:36:42,753 --> 00:36:44,589
'Cause you're, like, Talib Kweli,
767
00:36:44,672 --> 00:36:46,924
Black Star,
Tribe Called Quest, De La Soul.
768
00:36:47,008 --> 00:36:50,845
I really think that hip-hop's, like,
a very important part of our culture.
769
00:36:50,928 --> 00:36:53,598
- Yes, agree 100 percent.
- But haven't you both also,
770
00:36:53,681 --> 00:36:55,933
like, been to Tanglewood
to see James Taylor?
771
00:36:56,017 --> 00:36:57,560
Yes, a hundred times.
772
00:37:12,283 --> 00:37:15,536
- That's funky!
- You know what's the funkiest?
773
00:37:15,620 --> 00:37:19,123
This is the funkiest guy we know!
774
00:37:19,207 --> 00:37:21,334
Dude, dude, dude. Blow that in my mouth.
775
00:37:22,585 --> 00:37:24,253
Come on, man.
776
00:37:24,337 --> 00:37:26,088
It's really funny.
777
00:37:26,172 --> 00:37:27,757
Blow it in my mouth, man.
778
00:37:27,840 --> 00:37:29,550
- Do it, do it.
- Come on. Blow it.
779
00:37:33,095 --> 00:37:36,307
Yeah! You guys are my band!
780
00:37:41,103 --> 00:37:44,440
Here's your trumpet!
781
00:37:44,523 --> 00:37:46,442
So when you think about
the basic paradoxes,
782
00:37:46,525 --> 00:37:48,361
you know, one of them,
the bootstrap paradox,
783
00:37:48,444 --> 00:37:51,239
dictates that no matter
what happens when you go back in time,
784
00:37:51,322 --> 00:37:53,115
no matter what information
you take with you,
785
00:37:53,199 --> 00:37:54,533
it's always been there.
786
00:37:54,617 --> 00:37:59,205
So if you go back, say, to yesterday
to give yourself a great stock tip,
787
00:37:59,288 --> 00:38:01,457
that means that there was
never a version of reality
788
00:38:01,540 --> 00:38:03,125
where you didn't receive that.
789
00:38:03,209 --> 00:38:05,419
- This is fucking fantastic.
- Thank you, thank you.
790
00:38:05,503 --> 00:38:07,425
- Amazing. So fucking cool.
- The other version of that...
791
00:38:07,505 --> 00:38:10,633
Thanks, man. The other version of that
is the grandfather paradox,
792
00:38:10,716 --> 00:38:13,427
which means that no matter
what happens when you go back,
793
00:38:13,511 --> 00:38:17,139
it's always a version
of what was going to happen.
794
00:38:17,223 --> 00:38:19,183
So if you go back
and your grandfather dies,
795
00:38:19,267 --> 00:38:21,394
that doesn't prevent you
from being born.
796
00:38:21,477 --> 00:38:24,522
That just means that something else
is going to have to happen
797
00:38:24,605 --> 00:38:26,649
and it always did
and you would find out
798
00:38:26,774 --> 00:38:28,362
that who you thought
was your grandfather
799
00:38:28,442 --> 00:38:29,697
wasn't actually your grandfather.
800
00:38:29,777 --> 00:38:31,404
But what about Marty McFly?
801
00:38:31,487 --> 00:38:34,407
He goes back and he takes away
and he starts disappearing.
802
00:38:34,490 --> 00:38:35,870
What you're describing is a depiction
803
00:38:35,950 --> 00:38:38,786
of time travel in, you know,
pop culture fiction.
804
00:38:38,869 --> 00:38:40,329
What I'm talking about is science.
805
00:38:40,413 --> 00:38:42,415
Oh, you're talking about
something that's real.
806
00:38:42,498 --> 00:38:45,167
Yes, I am.
Ari, you had a question?
807
00:38:45,251 --> 00:38:47,003
Adam, if time travel existed,
808
00:38:47,086 --> 00:38:48,591
don't you think that
we would know about it
809
00:38:48,671 --> 00:38:50,760
because someone would have
come back in time to make us aware?
810
00:38:50,840 --> 00:38:53,467
Excellent point. We're living in
what's called the alpha timeline.
811
00:38:53,551 --> 00:38:56,554
And we haven't yet arrived
at the momentous event
812
00:38:56,637 --> 00:38:58,806
at which everything
changes as we know it.
813
00:38:58,889 --> 00:38:59,974
So...
814
00:39:01,309 --> 00:39:02,935
if that's the alpha timeline,
815
00:39:03,019 --> 00:39:05,021
are we over here now?
816
00:39:07,815 --> 00:39:13,446
Can I just quickly give a quick toast
to how fucking interesting that is?
817
00:39:13,529 --> 00:39:14,492
Yes.
818
00:39:14,572 --> 00:39:16,365
And what a fucking cool
group of people
819
00:39:16,449 --> 00:39:18,117
that Joshua has
put together here tonight
820
00:39:18,200 --> 00:39:20,703
for a good,
solid fucking late-night hang?
821
00:39:20,786 --> 00:39:22,330
Cheers to that.
822
00:39:22,413 --> 00:39:24,457
Yeah, any... whatever you got.
823
00:39:24,540 --> 00:39:26,042
- Hey, hey, there you go.
- Totally.
824
00:39:26,125 --> 00:39:27,835
There you go.
825
00:40:27,812 --> 00:40:30,439
That's the weirdest way to wake up.
826
00:40:30,523 --> 00:40:33,943
Yeah, that's my way of saying thank you
827
00:40:34,026 --> 00:40:36,695
for letting me have
a seventh-grade style,
828
00:40:36,779 --> 00:40:39,865
no Frenching, no touching sleepover.
829
00:40:40,866 --> 00:40:42,827
Yeah, dude, no worries.
830
00:40:42,910 --> 00:40:46,038
Seventh-grade sleepover style.
831
00:40:46,122 --> 00:40:50,501
I'm sorry that I, like,
totally dingleberried onto your night.
832
00:40:50,584 --> 00:40:52,461
Are you kidding? That was so fun.
833
00:40:52,545 --> 00:40:55,047
You crashed here. No big deal, dude.
834
00:40:55,131 --> 00:40:57,216
- Yeah.
- Why is your hand like that?
835
00:40:57,299 --> 00:41:00,010
- Move your hand.
- Because I didn't brush my teeth.
836
00:41:00,094 --> 00:41:01,929
Well, I don't care. Come on.
837
00:41:07,101 --> 00:41:09,728
What time do you think it is?
838
00:41:09,812 --> 00:41:11,522
Okay, yeah, you should put...
839
00:41:16,819 --> 00:41:19,238
Can... can I use your toothbrush?
840
00:41:19,321 --> 00:41:22,408
Of course.
It's the white and teal one.
841
00:41:22,491 --> 00:41:25,244
It's not like the robot alien
one that Adam has.
842
00:41:25,327 --> 00:41:27,246
That guy has a dorky toothbrush?
843
00:41:27,580 --> 00:41:29,540
What a shocker.
844
00:41:30,166 --> 00:41:31,417
Hello?
845
00:41:34,962 --> 00:41:36,422
Come on in, guys.
846
00:41:36,505 --> 00:41:37,840
- I'm hungry.
- Hello?
847
00:41:37,923 --> 00:41:38,966
- You're hungry?
- Yeah.
848
00:41:39,049 --> 00:41:41,469
Josh?
849
00:41:41,552 --> 00:41:43,679
You think they're still asleep?
850
00:41:43,762 --> 00:41:46,348
This is a mess. Oh, my God.
851
00:41:46,432 --> 00:41:48,642
Hey, get him over here.
Come here, come here, come here.
852
00:41:49,768 --> 00:41:50,856
There is somebody
under the coffee table.
853
00:41:50,936 --> 00:41:52,188
You're right, buddy.
854
00:41:54,857 --> 00:41:56,567
Hey, I'm Eric.
855
00:41:56,650 --> 00:41:58,027
Hey, I'm Aaron.
856
00:41:58,110 --> 00:41:59,532
- Aaron,
- Were you sleeping?
857
00:41:59,612 --> 00:42:01,655
Are you okay? You got...
858
00:42:01,739 --> 00:42:03,411
- And who's this guy?
- ...a little... that's my son.
859
00:42:03,491 --> 00:42:05,284
Hello. Nice to meet you.
860
00:42:05,367 --> 00:42:07,203
Hi, nice to meet you.
861
00:42:07,286 --> 00:42:09,038
Are you... did you get hurt?
862
00:42:09,121 --> 00:42:10,789
- What?
- You just have a little...
863
00:42:10,873 --> 00:42:13,334
Oh, no.
It's just allergy season.
864
00:42:13,417 --> 00:42:15,878
There's like, a gun sitting here, man.
865
00:42:15,961 --> 00:42:17,174
Could you do me a huge favor, man?
866
00:42:17,254 --> 00:42:18,968
Could we just kind of
get this area picked up?
867
00:42:19,048 --> 00:42:20,049
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
868
00:42:20,132 --> 00:42:22,346
Do you guys... do you want
any of this before... I'm joking.
869
00:42:22,426 --> 00:42:24,720
- I'm all right.
- Little kids love this stuff.
870
00:42:24,803 --> 00:42:26,305
- Okay.
- Where is Josh?
871
00:42:26,388 --> 00:42:27,932
Josh?
872
00:42:28,015 --> 00:42:30,768
He's not under the table.
That's the extent of my knowledge.
873
00:42:34,063 --> 00:42:38,484
I found everybody, and I cleaned
the fucking bleed... no, just... sorry.
874
00:42:39,944 --> 00:42:42,530
- Cleaned up my nose.
- How's it going?
875
00:42:42,613 --> 00:42:44,573
Here they are.
876
00:42:44,657 --> 00:42:46,575
- Thanks for coming.
- Nice to see you.
877
00:42:46,659 --> 00:42:48,038
- Thanks for having us.
- Yeah, man.
878
00:42:48,118 --> 00:42:49,912
- Good to see you.
- Good to see you, too.
879
00:42:49,995 --> 00:42:51,580
- Yeah, thanks.
- What's up, dude?
880
00:42:51,664 --> 00:42:53,832
- What's up, man?
- Fucking lumberjack?
881
00:42:53,916 --> 00:42:55,376
Nice to see you, man.
882
00:42:55,459 --> 00:42:57,878
Thanks for inviting us.
Sorry we just rolled up now.
883
00:42:57,962 --> 00:43:00,422
Looks like we missed
a lot of the action, but...
884
00:43:00,506 --> 00:43:01,816
I'm Jodi.
885
00:43:02,800 --> 00:43:04,635
Hey, how's it going?
I'm Anita.
886
00:43:04,718 --> 00:43:05,844
Hi, Anita.
887
00:43:05,928 --> 00:43:07,850
- Nice to meet you.
- Yeah. Nice to meet you, too.
888
00:43:07,930 --> 00:43:09,932
How do you g...
How do you know these guys?
889
00:43:10,015 --> 00:43:12,768
I just met Ari in the bar last night.
890
00:43:12,851 --> 00:43:14,728
In the parking lot, actually.
891
00:43:14,812 --> 00:43:16,438
Yeah, we all met.
Everybody met.
892
00:43:16,522 --> 00:43:18,274
Oh, so you spent the night?
893
00:43:18,357 --> 00:43:20,526
- Yeah, yeah. I slept.
- We took her in.
894
00:43:20,609 --> 00:43:22,444
With a lot of liquor in my system.
895
00:43:22,528 --> 00:43:24,200
- That sounds like a fun time.
- Little orphan.
896
00:43:24,280 --> 00:43:25,364
Little stray.
897
00:43:25,447 --> 00:43:26,907
You guys hungry?
898
00:43:27,032 --> 00:43:29,535
Should we...
keep the breakfast train going?
899
00:43:29,618 --> 00:43:30,956
You know, I'm good.
You know what, actually,
900
00:43:31,036 --> 00:43:32,496
my friends probably think I'm dead.
901
00:43:32,580 --> 00:43:35,666
Truly, they probably think
I am like kidnapped and chopped up,
902
00:43:35,749 --> 00:43:37,918
- so I'm gonna go.
- Okay.
903
00:43:38,002 --> 00:43:40,212
But, please, do your
whole thing. I'm sorry.
904
00:43:40,296 --> 00:43:41,800
- Oh, yeah. Great to meet you.
- Nice to meet you. Bye...
905
00:43:41,880 --> 00:43:43,424
- See you, Jodi.
- ."guys.
906
00:43:43,507 --> 00:43:45,551
- Bye, Jodi.
- Do you want me to drive you?
907
00:43:45,634 --> 00:43:47,761
No, I'm fine.
I'm gonna walk it off.
908
00:43:47,845 --> 00:43:49,888
- It'd be good.
- Are you sure?
909
00:43:49,972 --> 00:43:51,849
- I think I should drive you home.
- No. Why?
910
00:43:51,932 --> 00:43:54,351
You're... and now
you make me... I'm...
911
00:43:54,435 --> 00:43:56,732
- No, I'm not making any...
- I feel like I crashed your weekend.
912
00:43:56,812 --> 00:43:58,731
I'm, like, literally not trying to stay.
913
00:43:58,814 --> 00:44:00,774
- I'm gonna go.
- Okay.
914
00:44:00,858 --> 00:44:04,403
Okay. Cool life experience.
915
00:44:04,486 --> 00:44:06,655
- Yeah.
- Bye.
916
00:44:07,823 --> 00:44:10,412
- Over the course of the day...
- Here, you can wipe that on here.
917
00:44:10,492 --> 00:44:12,453
- Hey, Jude?
- What?
918
00:44:12,536 --> 00:44:15,164
You wanna know what your
Uncle Greg does for a living?
919
00:44:15,247 --> 00:44:18,751
- What?
- I make every candy in the whole world.
920
00:44:18,834 --> 00:44:20,461
No, he's not your Uncle Greg.
921
00:44:20,544 --> 00:44:24,048
If you've tasted a candy,
I made it in my kitchen.
922
00:44:24,131 --> 00:44:25,591
- No.
- Yeah.
923
00:44:25,674 --> 00:44:27,968
How you doing, Josh?
Are you talking to anybody?
924
00:44:28,052 --> 00:44:29,637
Are you seeing a therapist?
925
00:44:29,720 --> 00:44:31,889
Does Tonie count,
our dealer from last night?
926
00:44:31,972 --> 00:44:33,140
Yeah, that's perfect, yeah.
927
00:44:33,223 --> 00:44:35,309
Drown everything in drugs and...
928
00:44:35,434 --> 00:44:37,603
And that's just, like, the best...
929
00:44:37,686 --> 00:44:39,483
Oh, our blackjack dealer last night.
We went to a casino.
930
00:44:39,563 --> 00:44:41,774
All I hear about is, like,
the bars you guys went to,
931
00:44:41,857 --> 00:44:44,193
casino you went to.
Like, has anyone brought this up?
932
00:44:44,276 --> 00:44:46,362
Like, are you guys
discussing this at all?
933
00:44:46,445 --> 00:44:47,783
Or are you just pretending
it didn't happen?
934
00:44:47,863 --> 00:44:50,741
I totally hear you, but to me,
it feels like time and place.
935
00:44:50,824 --> 00:44:52,284
I'm here to do what Joshua wants,
936
00:44:52,368 --> 00:44:55,204
and it seems to me
like Joshua got us together
937
00:44:55,287 --> 00:44:58,415
to have a fun weekend where he can just
fucking cut loose a little bit.
938
00:44:58,499 --> 00:45:00,167
Great. Let's all go get drunk.
939
00:45:00,250 --> 00:45:04,046
Let's also not pretend
that the reason we're here
940
00:45:04,129 --> 00:45:06,548
isn't something that was
super traumatic for our buddy.
941
00:45:06,632 --> 00:45:08,676
Even if he's going through it quietly,
942
00:45:08,801 --> 00:45:11,095
even more of a reason that
it's our responsibility
943
00:45:11,178 --> 00:45:12,391
to bring it up and talk about it.
944
00:45:12,471 --> 00:45:14,431
Thanks for chatting out here.
945
00:45:14,515 --> 00:45:17,309
Yeah, what's up, man?
You like running interference in there?
946
00:45:17,393 --> 00:45:18,355
- No.
- You're, like, a party wing man
947
00:45:18,435 --> 00:45:20,729
- who can't get serious?
- What?
948
00:45:20,813 --> 00:45:23,107
- What's going on?
- No, I'm just here to have a good time
949
00:45:23,190 --> 00:45:25,237
because that's what Joshua seems
to want to have this weekend.
950
00:45:25,317 --> 00:45:27,444
Well, I think that
the good time happened.
951
00:45:27,528 --> 00:45:28,529
Oh, okay.
952
00:45:28,612 --> 00:45:30,284
And I happened to meet you
under a coffee table
953
00:45:30,364 --> 00:45:32,741
- with a fucking bloody nose.
- And I apologized about that.
954
00:45:32,825 --> 00:45:34,163
Check off crazy party night.
You got it, man.
955
00:45:34,243 --> 00:45:35,536
- Okay.
- Congratulations.
956
00:45:35,619 --> 00:45:37,458
- Congratulations for showing up...
- One hundred percent success.
957
00:45:37,538 --> 00:45:39,415
- ...with the family.
- What does that mean?
958
00:45:39,498 --> 00:45:41,458
It means this was,
like, a boy's weekend.
959
00:45:41,542 --> 00:45:43,127
Where did it say boy's weekend?
960
00:45:43,210 --> 00:45:45,879
Where did it say bring
your wife and four-year-old son?
961
00:45:45,963 --> 00:45:48,757
Where'd it say not to?
I was on all the same emails you were.
962
00:45:48,882 --> 00:45:50,220
By the way, speaking of my wife and kid,
963
00:45:50,300 --> 00:45:52,094
I don't appreciate
bringing my four-year-old
964
00:45:52,219 --> 00:45:54,555
into a room that's, like,
coated in cocaine powder
965
00:45:54,638 --> 00:45:56,932
and having to basically
pry a gun out of his hand
966
00:45:57,015 --> 00:45:58,517
and move the bong out of the way!
967
00:45:58,600 --> 00:46:00,439
You think... you think
I would have just, like...
968
00:46:00,519 --> 00:46:02,980
If I knew your kid were coming,
I would have laid out drugs...
969
00:46:03,063 --> 00:46:07,109
You offered him cocaine!
He is four years old!
970
00:46:07,234 --> 00:46:08,822
- As a joke!
- Yeah, I suspect that you would've...
971
00:46:08,902 --> 00:46:10,946
My big mistake is realizing
972
00:46:11,029 --> 00:46:13,535
that your son had the same
fucking lame sense of humor as you...
973
00:46:13,615 --> 00:46:14,870
- Oh, yeah, that's really funny.
- ...and couldn't get a joke.
974
00:46:14,950 --> 00:46:17,244
Yeah, that's awesome, man.
What a cool guy.
975
00:46:17,327 --> 00:46:18,916
- But maybe if he wants to get...
- Hey, nice to meet you, buddy.
976
00:46:18,996 --> 00:46:20,709
- Nice to meet you too, man.
- You know what?
977
00:46:20,789 --> 00:46:22,461
Go fucking do some more
cocaine and fuck yourself.
978
00:46:22,541 --> 00:46:25,085
All right, bud. Good hangs!
979
00:46:25,169 --> 00:46:28,005
- Where are we going?
- All right, is he buckled up?
980
00:46:28,088 --> 00:46:29,381
Yes.
981
00:46:39,975 --> 00:46:41,935
- There you go, baby.
- Yeah!
982
00:46:42,019 --> 00:46:43,645
That's a capper.
983
00:46:44,480 --> 00:46:46,482
I didn't mean to step
on your shit, Eric.
984
00:46:46,565 --> 00:46:49,610
I just feel taking mushrooms
and chilling out is, like...
985
00:46:49,693 --> 00:46:52,488
- I don't want to go anywhere.
- No. I totally get it.
986
00:46:52,571 --> 00:46:55,073
And you know what?
Like, we did some boozing last night,
987
00:46:55,157 --> 00:46:57,159
and I think mushrooms are the play.
988
00:47:05,209 --> 00:47:07,002
Hey, how are you, bud?
989
00:47:07,085 --> 00:47:10,088
Thanks for, coming to fix this.
990
00:47:10,172 --> 00:47:12,052
Oh, no problem.
It's just an electrical problem.
991
00:47:12,132 --> 00:47:13,967
It's not much wrong.
992
00:47:14,051 --> 00:47:15,886
Sorry, you're kind of getting stuck
993
00:47:15,969 --> 00:47:18,555
with the only guy
who doesn't really enjoy the hot tub.
994
00:47:18,639 --> 00:47:19,723
I hear you, man.
995
00:47:19,932 --> 00:47:21,642
No, but I'll get
your balances just perfect
996
00:47:21,725 --> 00:47:24,520
and you'll be in this thing
in about an hour with your buddies.
997
00:47:24,603 --> 00:47:27,022
I don't really like
getting in it myself.
998
00:47:27,105 --> 00:47:30,359
You know, just because
of the amount of bacteria
999
00:47:30,442 --> 00:47:32,361
that lives in warm still water
1000
00:47:32,444 --> 00:47:33,866
and, you know, the way
that the kind of heat
1001
00:47:33,946 --> 00:47:37,115
breeds a cloud of disease
that just hovers above it.
1002
00:47:37,199 --> 00:47:39,993
Yeah, well, I guess
hot tubs aren't for everyone.
1003
00:47:40,077 --> 00:47:42,621
Yeah, I...
I can agree to that.
1004
00:47:42,704 --> 00:47:45,123
- Definitely not for me.
- It was really nice to meet you.
1005
00:47:45,207 --> 00:47:47,376
Do you mind if I sit here
with you while you work
1006
00:47:47,459 --> 00:47:49,878
or... or would you rather work alone?
1007
00:47:53,090 --> 00:47:54,591
Yeah, whatever you'd like.
1008
00:47:56,635 --> 00:47:57,639
Can I take a picture of you?
1009
00:47:57,719 --> 00:48:00,389
Sure.
1010
00:48:05,352 --> 00:48:08,272
- So what happened?
- What?
1011
00:48:08,355 --> 00:48:10,649
- With... what's her name?
- Oh, Rachel.
1012
00:48:10,732 --> 00:48:13,151
Rachel. What'd she do?
How'd she die?
1013
00:48:13,235 --> 00:48:14,736
How'd she do it, I mean?
1014
00:48:14,820 --> 00:48:17,698
Well...
1015
00:48:17,781 --> 00:48:22,244
...she... she was cooking dinner
for him on his birthday,
1016
00:48:22,369 --> 00:48:27,624
and he went down to the gym
and when he came back, she was dead.
1017
00:48:27,708 --> 00:48:29,668
Pull!
1018
00:48:29,751 --> 00:48:32,629
- That's so awful.
- Yeah, it's a bummer.
1019
00:48:32,713 --> 00:48:34,673
Her parents are kind of
giving him a hard time.
1020
00:48:34,756 --> 00:48:37,009
Why? They think he did something?
1021
00:48:37,092 --> 00:48:42,055
I think it must be hard
to, like, admit that your child
1022
00:48:42,139 --> 00:48:45,267
is sick like that
enough to do something, so...
1023
00:48:45,350 --> 00:48:48,937
Oh, God, I can't believe
that I said all that stuff,
1024
00:48:49,062 --> 00:48:50,480
- like...
- What stuff?
1025
00:48:50,564 --> 00:48:52,649
Just, like, congratulations,
1026
00:48:52,733 --> 00:48:54,905
- and I called her a fucking bitch.
- Oh, don't worry, dude.
1027
00:48:54,985 --> 00:48:56,528
Joshy is...
1028
00:48:56,612 --> 00:48:58,447
He didn't even register it.
1029
00:48:58,530 --> 00:48:59,743
- He's like...
- That's what I do, though, you know?
1030
00:48:59,823 --> 00:49:04,077
That's what I do. I start talking,
and I don't stop talking.
1031
00:49:04,161 --> 00:49:05,537
How'd she do it'?
1032
00:49:05,621 --> 00:49:07,000
How'd she do it?
How'd she kill herself?
1033
00:49:07,080 --> 00:49:08,877
Oh, I don't know if
that's the best place to...
1034
00:49:08,957 --> 00:49:12,085
I gotta know. I gotta know.
1035
00:49:12,169 --> 00:49:13,170
Well, she...
1036
00:49:13,253 --> 00:49:14,883
I'm just gonna be wondering
about it the whole day,
1037
00:49:14,963 --> 00:49:16,924
and I don't want that to be in my mind.
1038
00:49:17,007 --> 00:49:19,760
She asphyxiated herself.
1039
00:49:19,843 --> 00:49:22,137
Oh, my God.
1040
00:49:22,220 --> 00:49:25,223
Are you kidding me?
What, with a bag?
1041
00:49:25,307 --> 00:49:27,851
I don't wanna get into the details, man.
1042
00:49:27,935 --> 00:49:29,770
- I'm starting to feel...
- I gotta know.
1043
00:49:29,853 --> 00:49:31,980
- What, with a rope?
- A belt.
1044
00:49:32,064 --> 00:49:35,734
- One of his belts.
- Oh, my God, his belt.
1045
00:49:35,817 --> 00:49:39,404
Used his belt to kill herself.
1046
00:49:40,822 --> 00:49:43,325
Oh, I'm feeling so weird
in my stomach right now.
1047
00:49:43,408 --> 00:49:46,536
- Yeah.
- I feel like I'm just about to explode.
1048
00:49:46,620 --> 00:49:49,164
- My stomach.
- ...this'll be really hard.
1049
00:49:49,247 --> 00:49:50,666
Oh, my stomach.
1050
00:49:52,834 --> 00:49:54,836
There's no such thing as time travel.
1051
00:49:54,920 --> 00:49:58,674
Everything is gonna stay the way it is.
1052
00:49:58,757 --> 00:50:00,801
You can't correct anything.
1053
00:50:00,884 --> 00:50:04,471
I can't go back and make anything right.
1054
00:50:04,554 --> 00:50:07,349
They told me they were
a good idea to hire
1055
00:50:07,474 --> 00:50:09,810
because they're getting us
something pretty to look at,
1056
00:50:09,893 --> 00:50:12,771
and it'd make us
look cooler than anybody else.
1057
00:50:29,287 --> 00:50:30,497
My father went in a hot tub
1058
00:50:30,580 --> 00:50:32,708
and started feeling
something strange in his leg
1059
00:50:32,791 --> 00:50:35,460
and a few days later,
it had grown to a boil
1060
00:50:35,544 --> 00:50:37,170
the size of a Ping-Pong ball.
1061
00:50:37,254 --> 00:50:40,841
And my uncle just rolled it
with a rolling pin
1062
00:50:40,924 --> 00:50:43,427
and when it popped,
pus hit the ceiling.
1063
00:50:45,721 --> 00:50:48,557
Wow, a disgusting story.
1064
00:50:48,640 --> 00:50:51,768
You should have never
put their pictures online, Ari!
1065
00:50:51,852 --> 00:50:53,895
My marriage is over!
1066
00:50:53,979 --> 00:50:57,524
Greg, Greg, Greg-
1067
00:51:03,488 --> 00:51:05,323
It was 10 years of being together,
1068
00:51:05,407 --> 00:51:08,910
and her main argument was that she felt
1069
00:51:08,994 --> 00:51:10,871
like she'd missed out on her 20s.
1070
00:51:10,954 --> 00:51:13,540
Not entirely,
but in a way that was scary
1071
00:51:13,623 --> 00:51:15,584
as she started entering into her 30s
1072
00:51:15,667 --> 00:51:18,086
and just, I guess,
wondered what else was out there.
1073
00:51:18,170 --> 00:51:20,839
Imagine the fun
when you meet somebody like you
1074
00:51:20,922 --> 00:51:23,258
who is fully able to commit.
1075
00:51:23,341 --> 00:51:24,468
Yeah.
1076
00:51:24,551 --> 00:51:25,764
You'll have something
that you never had
1077
00:51:25,844 --> 00:51:28,016
with this other woman,
no disrespect to what you guys had.
1078
00:51:28,096 --> 00:51:29,848
No, you can disrespect her
all you want now.
1079
00:51:29,931 --> 00:51:32,559
For now, the question is
just where do I go?
1080
00:51:32,642 --> 00:51:34,311
You're gonna be just fine.
1081
00:51:48,617 --> 00:51:49,785
...look amazing.
1082
00:51:49,868 --> 00:51:51,661
- Amazing, like, all the time?
- Yeah.
1083
00:51:51,745 --> 00:51:53,497
- Yes.
- Jodi.
1084
00:51:53,580 --> 00:51:55,415
Hey, happy birthday, right?
1085
00:51:55,499 --> 00:51:57,876
- Yes, it's my birthday.
- Hey, Jodi.
1086
00:51:57,959 --> 00:51:59,628
Hey, thank you.
1087
00:51:59,711 --> 00:52:02,339
- Happy birthday to everyone.
- This is Jen and Ali.
1088
00:52:02,422 --> 00:52:03,719
- "Happy birthday.
- Happy birthday,
1089
00:52:03,799 --> 00:52:06,510
Oh, okay.
1090
00:52:06,593 --> 00:52:08,345
- To my happy birthday.
- Happy birthday,
1091
00:52:08,428 --> 00:52:10,097
- Adam!
- This is Ari.
1092
00:52:10,180 --> 00:52:11,473
Jen.
1093
00:52:11,556 --> 00:52:13,558
- Hey, how's it going?
- Hi, Adam.
1094
00:52:13,642 --> 00:52:15,352
- Happy birthday.
- Thank you.
1095
00:52:15,435 --> 00:52:17,145
This is Jen and Ali.
1096
00:52:17,229 --> 00:52:18,313
Jen.
1097
00:52:18,396 --> 00:52:19,439
Adam.
1098
00:52:19,523 --> 00:52:21,274
- Can I talk to you for a second?
- Sure.
1099
00:52:21,358 --> 00:52:22,484
- Awesome.
- Am I in trouble?
1100
00:52:22,609 --> 00:52:23,777
No.
1101
00:52:23,860 --> 00:52:26,571
- Do you want me to sit here?
- Sure, yeah. Why?
1102
00:52:26,655 --> 00:52:28,031
Great.
1103
00:52:28,115 --> 00:52:30,784
I've been wanting to apply
for this position for a long time.
1104
00:52:30,909 --> 00:52:32,494
I'm... I'm Adam.
1105
00:52:34,788 --> 00:52:38,750
Did... did Jodi mention me
at all to one of you?
1106
00:52:38,834 --> 00:52:40,335
No?
1107
00:52:40,418 --> 00:52:42,215
Because we had a nice little
conversation last night
1108
00:52:42,295 --> 00:52:44,005
where she mentioned
that she had a friend
1109
00:52:44,089 --> 00:52:47,467
who she felt, like,
might sort of be the kind of person
1110
00:52:47,592 --> 00:52:51,138
who would be interested in
talking to a guy like me.
1111
00:52:51,221 --> 00:52:57,185
I'm wondering if it's you.
Or if it is you?
1112
00:52:57,269 --> 00:52:58,895
Guys, we gotta rally here, okay?
1113
00:52:58,979 --> 00:53:01,189
- Energy is low.
- I'm good.
1114
00:53:01,273 --> 00:53:02,569
- You're good.
- You're the only one
1115
00:53:02,649 --> 00:53:04,693
that's fucking good right now, Joshua.
1116
00:53:04,776 --> 00:53:07,279
- Yeah.
- But this guy, comatose Carl,
1117
00:53:07,362 --> 00:53:09,990
come on, man. We gotta get
some drinks in us, all right?
1118
00:53:10,073 --> 00:53:11,575
Happy birthday.
1119
00:53:11,658 --> 00:53:13,785
- Can I open this?
- Yeah, sure.
1120
00:53:13,869 --> 00:53:16,913
Is this a CD mix?
1121
00:53:16,997 --> 00:53:18,915
Yes, it is a CD mix.
1122
00:53:18,999 --> 00:53:21,835
Does this mean you have
a time machine back to 1998?
1123
00:53:21,918 --> 00:53:23,920
No, I just...
My computer's really old,
1124
00:53:24,004 --> 00:53:27,507
so it does have
the capabilities of burning CDs.
1125
00:53:27,632 --> 00:53:30,552
You should be more impressed
that I actually found a...
1126
00:53:30,635 --> 00:53:33,346
- A CD?
- A blank CD, yeah.
1127
00:53:34,556 --> 00:53:37,934
Oh, thank you so much.
1128
00:53:38,018 --> 00:53:39,019
It's just my size.
1129
00:53:39,102 --> 00:53:40,440
And that is from
my private collection.
1130
00:53:40,520 --> 00:53:43,315
That's a big fatty.
Thank you so much.
1131
00:53:43,398 --> 00:53:46,443
It actually is
the loveliest birthday present
1132
00:53:46,526 --> 00:53:48,361
that I ever could have asked for.
1133
00:53:48,445 --> 00:53:50,989
It's very nice.
1134
00:53:51,072 --> 00:53:53,575
Looking at the history
of ancient aliens,
1135
00:53:53,658 --> 00:53:56,077
you have to imagine
that every visit from them
1136
00:53:56,161 --> 00:53:57,746
kicked off a major new phase...
1137
00:53:57,829 --> 00:53:59,706
...in human advancement.
1138
00:53:59,789 --> 00:54:04,669
You know, and there's examples of it
basically at every huge leap
1139
00:54:04,753 --> 00:54:06,713
that we've taken as a civilization.
1140
00:54:06,796 --> 00:54:09,257
The most notable example,
I guess, that I could reference
1141
00:54:09,382 --> 00:54:11,468
- is something like the pyramids.
- Yeah.
1142
00:54:11,551 --> 00:54:12,973
I get it.
You're preaching to the choir.
1143
00:54:13,053 --> 00:54:14,638
There's just clearly no way
1144
00:54:14,721 --> 00:54:17,599
that normal ancient Egyptians
could have conceived of...
1145
00:54:17,724 --> 00:54:19,684
There's no way
that humans with human hands
1146
00:54:19,768 --> 00:54:21,686
can build fucking pyramids.
It's crazy.
1147
00:54:21,770 --> 00:54:24,105
- I'm gonna go.
- Not only have they lasted longer
1148
00:54:24,189 --> 00:54:26,191
than everything else
that was built around them,
1149
00:54:26,274 --> 00:54:28,780
just they're simply not what anything
would have looked like at the time.
1150
00:54:28,860 --> 00:54:31,821
Before you say an important
thing you have to button up...
1151
00:54:31,905 --> 00:54:33,994
And here's the thing that's
going to blow your mind...
1152
00:54:34,074 --> 00:54:36,246
- Button up your shirt...
- ...these visits and sort of...
1153
00:54:36,326 --> 00:54:37,622
- You like that?
- Yeah, it's nice.
1154
00:54:37,702 --> 00:54:39,955
I usually button
in another direction, but...
1155
00:54:41,831 --> 00:54:43,625
Are we...
1156
00:54:43,708 --> 00:54:46,336
...almost due for another one?
1157
00:54:46,419 --> 00:54:49,631
We should have gone to the Vineyard.
That's all I asked.
1158
00:54:49,714 --> 00:54:52,592
It's, like, people think I just come up
with these things arbitrarily,
1159
00:54:52,717 --> 00:54:53,763
like, "Let's go to a vineyard." No.
1160
00:54:53,843 --> 00:54:55,887
I do the research, okay?
1161
00:54:55,971 --> 00:54:58,848
If we'd gone to the Vineyard,
we wouldn't have eaten mushrooms,
1162
00:54:58,932 --> 00:55:00,809
you wouldn't have
lost your fucking mind.
1163
00:55:00,892 --> 00:55:02,852
It's just, like,
people don't listen to me.
1164
00:55:02,936 --> 00:55:07,607
All I'm trying to do is
create a fun, dynamic weekend.
1165
00:55:07,732 --> 00:55:11,653
I did... I did wanna, um,
tell you something, though.
1166
00:55:11,736 --> 00:55:13,697
Okay.
1167
00:55:13,780 --> 00:55:17,826
I didn't get a chance
to tell you last night...
1168
00:55:18,326 --> 00:55:22,455
...but I think you should know
that I am married.
1169
00:55:24,249 --> 00:55:27,627
I wanted to tell you last night,
but everything was a little crazy.
1170
00:55:27,752 --> 00:55:29,296
And it's hard.
1171
00:55:29,421 --> 00:55:32,549
Like, when do you...
When are you supposed to say that?
1172
00:55:34,426 --> 00:55:36,344
Big time.
1173
00:55:36,428 --> 00:55:38,471
I'm sorry, that's... that's my fault.
1174
00:55:38,555 --> 00:55:40,348
- No.
- Yeah, it's... I should've...
1175
00:55:40,432 --> 00:55:44,477
There's a million things
I should... I should have...
1176
00:55:44,561 --> 00:55:46,187
That's okay.
1177
00:55:46,271 --> 00:55:52,027
It's... like, I get that...
definitely, it is weird.
1178
00:55:52,360 --> 00:55:55,071
And I'm, like, holding my face.
1179
00:55:55,155 --> 00:56:00,827
But it's also, I get... you know...
1180
00:56:02,412 --> 00:56:04,039
Like, I know you.
1181
00:56:10,587 --> 00:56:13,173
Like, I know I've never met you,
but I know you.
1182
00:56:15,967 --> 00:56:18,428
Well...
1183
00:56:18,511 --> 00:56:22,682
...that's, like, very heavy shit
to throw down right now.
1184
00:56:25,435 --> 00:56:28,521
- I'm sorry.
- Well, I feel a little embarrassed
1185
00:56:28,605 --> 00:56:30,190
that your friends all knew.
1186
00:56:30,273 --> 00:56:34,027
- I feel, like, stupid.
- I'm sorry.
1187
00:56:34,110 --> 00:56:37,072
It's probably weirder for you
than it is for me.
1188
00:56:37,155 --> 00:56:38,948
Yeah.
1189
00:56:39,032 --> 00:56:40,992
And I think you're a nice person.
1190
00:56:42,243 --> 00:56:46,456
And I don't really know
what else to say
1191
00:56:46,539 --> 00:56:49,167
'cause I feel, like, very weird.
1192
00:56:49,250 --> 00:56:54,839
But, anyhow,
I do have a birthday to celebrate.
1193
00:56:54,923 --> 00:57:00,887
And you have, yeah, you know.
Thanks.
1194
00:57:00,970 --> 00:57:04,265
It's cool. You're good.
1195
00:57:07,143 --> 00:57:09,396
- Happy birthday.
- Thank you.
1196
00:57:43,638 --> 00:57:46,474
- Everything's all right, though.
- I'm good, yeah, I'm good.
1197
00:57:46,558 --> 00:57:48,935
Yeah, I'm fine. I'm fine.
1198
00:57:49,018 --> 00:57:50,937
- Do you need anything?
- Nope.
1199
00:57:51,020 --> 00:57:52,480
You want, like, a water
1200
00:57:52,564 --> 00:57:54,194
or just, like,
even a piece of bread maybe?
1201
00:57:54,274 --> 00:57:55,358
No, I don't want any water.
1202
00:57:55,442 --> 00:57:57,402
You might wanna watch
your boots on the couch.
1203
00:57:57,485 --> 00:57:59,863
We don't wanna scuff it up
and lose our deposit.
1204
00:57:59,946 --> 00:58:01,489
Yeah, I'm good. I'm really fine.
1205
00:58:03,074 --> 00:58:06,077
I'm good, yeah.
1206
00:58:09,956 --> 00:58:11,249
Hey, buddy.
1207
00:58:14,502 --> 00:58:16,254
Hey, man. What are you doing?
1208
00:58:16,337 --> 00:58:21,468
.. she passed out, so I don't
want her boots fucking up the couch
1209
00:58:21,551 --> 00:58:23,219
and we lose our security deposit.
1210
00:58:23,303 --> 00:58:25,308
- So I'm taking them off.
- Yeah, that's pretty creepy.
1211
00:58:25,388 --> 00:58:26,723
No, no, it's not creepy.
1212
00:58:26,806 --> 00:58:28,099
- I just...
- No, in a good way.
1213
00:58:28,183 --> 00:58:30,018
- Oh, thanks.
- Where's your iPod?
1214
00:58:30,101 --> 00:58:32,687
- Why?
- Because I wanna put music on.
1215
00:58:32,770 --> 00:58:35,231
- Where's yours?
- I just have my iPhone,
1216
00:58:35,315 --> 00:58:36,486
and it's a streaming music service.
1217
00:58:36,566 --> 00:58:39,736
I don't get reception up here,
so just tell me where your iPod is.
1218
00:58:39,819 --> 00:58:40,824
I mean, I'm sure it's in my room,
1219
00:58:40,904 --> 00:58:41,908
- but I don't...
- Okay, great.
1220
00:58:41,988 --> 00:58:43,781
Don't go to my room. Don't...
1221
00:58:45,450 --> 00:58:48,786
Hey, buddy, you're being
a real fucking wet blanket, okay?
1222
00:58:48,870 --> 00:58:50,538
And it's getting really, really tough
1223
00:58:50,622 --> 00:58:53,458
to keep everything going
with you being a wet blanket
1224
00:58:53,541 --> 00:58:55,376
and these ingrates
with no ideas of their own.
1225
00:58:55,460 --> 00:58:57,045
Yeah, and everyone appreciates that,
1226
00:58:57,128 --> 00:58:59,464
but, you know, like,
maybe tonight's just a wash.
1227
00:58:59,547 --> 00:59:01,094
Like, it's pretty late.
People are tired.
1228
00:59:01,174 --> 00:59:03,551
We don't need music put on.
Maybe the night's just over.
1229
00:59:03,635 --> 00:59:05,345
Trust me, the night is not over.
1230
00:59:06,888 --> 00:59:11,142
- It doesn't matter... it's just...
- What the fuck am I doing here?
1231
00:59:11,226 --> 00:59:12,644
I thought you were taking me home.
1232
00:59:12,727 --> 00:59:14,729
To our home.
I thought you wanted to come here.
1233
00:59:14,812 --> 00:59:16,025
No. I thought you were taking me...
1234
00:59:16,105 --> 00:59:17,694
I thought you were
walking me home, my home.
1235
00:59:17,774 --> 00:59:19,734
- Where's my fucking shoe?
- It's right here.
1236
00:59:19,817 --> 00:59:21,611
- Did you take my shoes off?
- Just the one.
1237
00:59:21,694 --> 00:59:23,575
I took it off because it was
scuffing up the couch.
1238
00:59:23,655 --> 00:59:25,243
- Give me that.
- As long as you were passed out,
1239
00:59:25,323 --> 00:59:26,744
- you want to get comfortable.
- You took off my shoes.
1240
00:59:26,824 --> 00:59:28,371
You're a fucking creep.
Is that what you do?
1241
00:59:28,451 --> 00:59:32,080
You go to bars and pretend like
you're a charming, artistic nerd?
1242
00:59:32,163 --> 00:59:33,751
And then you lure people
back to your house?
1243
00:59:33,831 --> 00:59:35,545
You know, let's not start
with the name calling.
1244
00:59:35,625 --> 00:59:38,253
- And I'm not a nerd.
- No, you're not a nerd.
1245
00:59:38,336 --> 00:59:39,632
- You're a fucking psychopath.
- Everything's fine.
1246
00:59:39,712 --> 00:59:43,258
- Get the fuck off me!
- Are you okay?
1247
00:59:43,341 --> 00:59:44,762
- Yeah, I'm fine.
- Can I drive you home?
1248
00:59:44,842 --> 00:59:46,014
No, I don't need you
to fucking drive me.
1249
00:59:46,094 --> 00:59:47,595
- Oh, shit.
- I know how to walk.
1250
00:59:47,679 --> 00:59:51,766
- It's a... rental.
- You wanna borrow a coat?
1251
00:59:56,229 --> 00:59:58,982
- What did you do?
- I think she likes me.
1252
01:00:02,527 --> 01:00:04,779
- Eric?
- Hey, yes. Come on in.
1253
01:00:04,862 --> 01:00:07,907
If you could just
quickly come in here.
1254
01:00:08,032 --> 01:00:11,202
- How are you?
- Hey, how are you?
1255
01:00:11,286 --> 01:00:13,371
I'm good. Nice to see you.
I'm Eric. Come on in.
1256
01:00:13,454 --> 01:00:15,081
Greg?
1257
01:00:15,164 --> 01:00:18,501
- Oh, my God.
- Eric, what did you do?
1258
01:00:18,585 --> 01:00:20,295
- What did you do?
- What did I do?
1259
01:00:20,378 --> 01:00:23,715
- Greg, lights, please.
- Hey, that's my iPod.
1260
01:00:24,173 --> 01:00:27,760
Gentlemen, let's welcome to the stage,
1261
01:00:27,844 --> 01:00:32,348
Kylie and Crystal!
1262
01:00:32,432 --> 01:00:34,350
- Oh, my God.
- That's right.
1263
01:00:34,434 --> 01:00:36,894
Hi, ladies. Come on in!
1264
01:00:36,978 --> 01:00:39,272
This is Joshua.
1265
01:00:39,355 --> 01:00:40,356
It's his lucky day.
1266
01:00:40,440 --> 01:00:43,067
Oh, you must be
the one getting married.
1267
01:00:43,526 --> 01:00:45,445
Congratulations!
1268
01:00:45,528 --> 01:00:46,654
Lucky guy.
1269
01:00:48,823 --> 01:00:51,534
- Please, unpack, ladies, unpack.
- Okay.
1270
01:00:51,618 --> 01:00:54,787
Hey, will you guys
let your friend outside
1271
01:00:54,871 --> 01:00:57,498
- know that we're here?
- I'm sorry. What?
1272
01:00:57,582 --> 01:00:59,584
The suspicious-looking one.
1273
01:00:59,667 --> 01:01:02,795
I'm sorry,
I'm not catching a word of this.
1274
01:01:02,879 --> 01:01:06,090
I mean, suspicious
compared to the way you guys look.
1275
01:01:06,174 --> 01:01:08,009
- Give it a slap.
- Okay.
1276
01:01:08,134 --> 01:01:09,385
Double.
1277
01:01:09,469 --> 01:01:12,972
- Do you want a dance?
- You don't have to, you know?
1278
01:01:13,097 --> 01:01:15,687
You can just... you don't have to do
all this. You can just hang out.
1279
01:01:15,767 --> 01:01:16,980
It's just whatever
makes you feel comfortable.
1280
01:01:17,060 --> 01:01:18,686
I mean, I assume
you get paid either way.
1281
01:01:18,770 --> 01:01:20,563
What do you want, though, sweetie?
1282
01:01:20,647 --> 01:01:21,689
Look.
1283
01:01:21,773 --> 01:01:22,944
You can dance while
you're doing it or you can just
1284
01:01:23,024 --> 01:01:25,652
- sit perfectly still.
- You need someone to talk to?
1285
01:01:25,735 --> 01:01:27,945
- Always.
- When you have a bunch of thoughts
1286
01:01:28,029 --> 01:01:30,201
and you don't know
what to do with them, just crush them.
1287
01:01:30,281 --> 01:01:32,283
And then you align
the thoughts, you know?
1288
01:01:32,367 --> 01:01:34,410
And then you make logic of it. Look.
1289
01:01:34,494 --> 01:01:35,873
- You see one thought over here.
- Yeah, totally.
1290
01:01:35,953 --> 01:01:37,580
- Another thought over here.
- Yep.
1291
01:01:37,664 --> 01:01:40,541
If we make four thoughts,
we can have two thoughts each.
1292
01:01:40,625 --> 01:01:42,752
Two thoughts each, okay.
1293
01:01:42,835 --> 01:01:44,504
You kind of look like my boyfriend.
1294
01:01:44,587 --> 01:01:46,339
- I do?
- Yeah.
1295
01:01:46,464 --> 01:01:47,427
Ladies.
1296
01:01:47,507 --> 01:01:49,012
You're dating
someone who resembles me?
1297
01:01:49,092 --> 01:01:51,302
Oh, yeah.
Not only dating, he lives with us.
1298
01:01:51,386 --> 01:01:54,222
He's a really good
step-dad to my daughter.
1299
01:01:54,305 --> 01:01:55,973
- You smell so good.
- How do we differ?
1300
01:01:56,057 --> 01:01:58,309
I mean, does he dress like me
or does he sound like me?
1301
01:01:58,393 --> 01:02:00,978
- Oh, he's Mexican.
- Okay, that's one crucial difference.
1302
01:02:01,062 --> 01:02:04,273
Yeah. I have to give her
insulin shots every morning.
1303
01:02:04,357 --> 01:02:06,984
Adam, your music sucks.
We got to change to a new song, buddy.
1304
01:02:07,068 --> 01:02:09,487
She also has
a really bad lung condition.
1305
01:02:09,570 --> 01:02:11,534
- See what we got on the next one.
- I'm sorry, what?
1306
01:02:11,614 --> 01:02:13,783
Classical? Come on, man!
1307
01:02:13,866 --> 01:02:15,952
This song sucks, too.
What's on your iPod?
1308
01:02:16,035 --> 01:02:17,578
Well, you...
It's just on shuffle...
1309
01:02:18,746 --> 01:02:19,876
...so I don't know what's gonna come up.
1310
01:02:19,956 --> 01:02:21,919
Well, I didn't know
that when I grabbed your shitty iPod
1311
01:02:21,999 --> 01:02:23,463
that all the songs would fucking blow!
1312
01:02:23,543 --> 01:02:27,130
Yeah, it's almost like when I was
putting music on my iPod a year ago,
1313
01:02:27,213 --> 01:02:29,882
I wasn't thinking about
fun stripper songs!
1314
01:02:29,966 --> 01:02:31,638
No, you didn't do that!
You didn't plan anything
1315
01:02:31,718 --> 01:02:33,511
except to play your fucking board game,
1316
01:02:33,594 --> 01:02:36,264
just like nobody here
planned anything except for me!
1317
01:02:36,347 --> 01:02:38,683
I try to do
one nice thing for everybody!
1318
01:02:38,766 --> 01:02:42,895
- Bring strippers, fucking turn this...
- May I have this dance?
1319
01:02:44,439 --> 01:02:45,982
Yes.
1320
01:03:13,217 --> 01:03:15,011
Don't insult my fucking friendship
1321
01:03:15,094 --> 01:03:16,766
with somebody that you
don't even know that well!
1322
01:03:16,846 --> 01:03:20,266
Where the fuck do you even get off
coming in here with this bullshit?
1323
01:03:20,349 --> 01:03:22,772
It's just... you know what? I don't
need to stand here and be shouted at!
1324
01:03:22,852 --> 01:03:24,440
I'll take my fucking iPod.
It's insufficient.
1325
01:03:24,520 --> 01:03:26,439
I'm sorry it's not
good enough for you.
1326
01:03:26,564 --> 01:03:29,150
Take your ball!
Go home and play kickball by yourself
1327
01:03:29,233 --> 01:03:31,068
- with your little dickey!
- Adam, wait up.
1328
01:03:31,152 --> 01:03:33,613
No, that's fine.
He's, like, sulking.
1329
01:03:33,696 --> 01:03:36,574
- I think he needs some company.
- No. He just wants to go to bed.
1330
01:03:36,657 --> 01:03:38,955
He's actually kind of lame.
And I'm not being shady right now,
1331
01:03:39,035 --> 01:03:41,829
but I'm gonna kind of, like,
not let you go up there right now.
1332
01:03:41,913 --> 01:03:43,209
- You're not gonna let me go by?
- No.
1333
01:03:43,289 --> 01:03:46,209
Crystal! Kylie! Let's go! Vémonos.
1334
01:03:46,292 --> 01:03:47,960
Thank you.
1335
01:03:48,044 --> 01:03:50,087
- Have a good honeymoon.
- Oh, thank you.
1336
01:03:50,171 --> 01:03:52,006
I'm not getting... fuck it.
1337
01:03:52,089 --> 01:03:53,841
- Bye.
- Bye. It was good to meet you.
1338
01:03:57,804 --> 01:04:00,807
Sorry, pal.
Sorry about that.
1339
01:04:01,641 --> 01:04:05,978
Wait. I think there's someone out there.
1340
01:04:06,062 --> 01:04:07,942
Look, there's someone right there.
Look, he's running away.
1341
01:04:08,022 --> 01:04:09,982
- I see him. Grab the gun.
- Who the fuck is that?
1342
01:04:10,483 --> 01:04:11,734
Oh, come on.
1343
01:04:43,599 --> 01:04:44,725
I think I see something.
1344
01:04:44,809 --> 01:04:46,310
Is that a guy?
1345
01:04:48,729 --> 01:04:50,189
Hey, are you a guy?
1346
01:04:51,732 --> 01:04:54,026
Hey, come out. Come out.
We see you, man. We see you.
1347
01:04:54,110 --> 01:04:56,028
We see you. We fucking see you.
1348
01:04:56,112 --> 01:04:57,613
Holy shit.
1349
01:04:57,697 --> 01:04:59,615
All right, all right, it's cool.
1350
01:05:00,867 --> 01:05:01,993
Who the fuck are you, man?
1351
01:05:02,076 --> 01:05:04,287
Okay, it's cool. It's just nature.
1352
01:05:04,370 --> 01:05:06,497
- What?
- It's nature?
1353
01:05:06,581 --> 01:05:09,166
What the fuck does that mean?
Oh, oh, he's running.
1354
01:05:10,459 --> 01:05:11,794
What do we do?
Do we go after him?
1355
01:05:11,878 --> 01:05:13,318
No, no, no.
Let's fucking let him go.
1356
01:05:14,255 --> 01:05:15,673
What the fuck, man?
1357
01:05:42,992 --> 01:05:45,912
So I wanted to...
1358
01:05:46,954 --> 01:05:49,790
...apologize for my behavior
last night with you.
1359
01:05:49,874 --> 01:05:53,711
I was very aggressive
and yelling at you
1360
01:05:53,794 --> 01:05:55,421
and sort of pushing you around.
1361
01:05:55,504 --> 01:06:00,301
And it wasn't cool and so I wanted
to say I'm sorry about that.
1362
01:06:00,384 --> 01:06:02,887
Yeah, I... I appreciate you apologizing.
1363
01:06:02,970 --> 01:06:06,599
You know, I mean, obviously,
I know that my idea of fun
1364
01:06:06,724 --> 01:06:08,309
isn't the same as everybody else's,
1365
01:06:08,434 --> 01:06:12,980
but the fact that you can say this
to me now really is much appreciated.
1366
01:06:13,064 --> 01:06:15,107
- So thank you.
- Yeah, and you...
1367
01:06:15,191 --> 01:06:17,652
- You don't have to apologize to me.
- Okay, great.
1368
01:06:17,735 --> 01:06:19,946
Yeah, I'm really going
through some stuff, too.
1369
01:06:20,071 --> 01:06:24,367
And I just...
I'm sorry if my energy,
1370
01:06:24,450 --> 01:06:27,036
especially yesterday and last night,
1371
01:06:27,119 --> 01:06:29,997
was, you know, getting in the way
of you having any fun.
1372
01:06:30,122 --> 01:06:32,166
Sure. No, I appreciate
you guys both saying that.
1373
01:06:32,249 --> 01:06:36,921
I think tonight is actually gonna be
a very cathartic release for all of us.
1374
01:06:37,630 --> 01:06:40,716
Yeah, that'd be nice.
Just sort of relax.
1375
01:06:40,800 --> 01:06:43,094
On that note, all right.
1376
01:06:43,177 --> 01:06:44,762
I'm gonna go take care of something.
1377
01:06:44,845 --> 01:06:47,181
See you guys for dinner.
1378
01:06:50,476 --> 01:06:52,478
I think maybe I'm ready to get out.
1379
01:06:52,561 --> 01:06:54,689
I don't wanna get
swimmer's cough or anything.
1380
01:06:57,108 --> 01:06:58,275
Yeah, let's get out.
1381
01:07:04,448 --> 01:07:05,449
Hello.
1382
01:07:05,533 --> 01:07:07,326
- Come on in.
- Are you Frank?
1383
01:07:07,410 --> 01:07:08,953
I am Frank. Are you...
1384
01:07:09,036 --> 01:07:10,413
- I'm Isadora.
- Isadora.
1385
01:07:10,496 --> 01:07:12,123
Come here.
1386
01:07:12,206 --> 01:07:13,833
You look great.
1387
01:07:13,916 --> 01:07:16,335
This is exactly my style.
I'm not kidding.
1388
01:07:16,419 --> 01:07:17,757
- Really?
- I love that you guys have paintings.
1389
01:07:17,837 --> 01:07:20,256
- That's so beautiful.
- I love paintings.
1390
01:07:20,339 --> 01:07:22,258
Do you really?
I do, too. I prefer that.
1391
01:07:22,341 --> 01:07:24,468
It's like if I see a blank wall,
it bums me out.
1392
01:07:24,552 --> 01:07:25,761
- Yeah.
- This is very cool.
1393
01:07:25,845 --> 01:07:27,388
- Yeah.
- Oh, it's a lot of necks.
1394
01:07:27,471 --> 01:07:29,473
- It's very...
- It's like dogs playing poker,
1395
01:07:29,557 --> 01:07:31,225
- but people.
- Right.
1396
01:07:31,308 --> 01:07:34,061
And here are two other
works of art right here.
1397
01:07:34,145 --> 01:07:38,607
Greg, Adam, this is, Isadora.
1398
01:07:38,691 --> 01:07:41,152
Hi, I'm Isadora.
Oh, nice to meet you.
1399
01:07:41,235 --> 01:07:42,945
- I'm Greg.
- Greg.
1400
01:07:43,029 --> 01:07:44,947
Oh, my God, you have a twin.
1401
01:07:45,031 --> 01:07:47,116
My sister's best friend Nicky
looks a lot like you.
1402
01:07:47,199 --> 01:07:49,994
- A woman? I look...
- Yeah, she's a girl.
1403
01:07:50,077 --> 01:07:54,957
You know, I always thought
that I had ape features.
1404
01:07:55,041 --> 01:07:56,500
That's how I've always seen myself.
1405
01:07:56,584 --> 01:07:58,044
Yeah, you do, but just, like...
1406
01:07:58,127 --> 01:08:00,046
It's like Nicky, too,
but a beautiful ape.
1407
01:08:00,171 --> 01:08:02,134
Apes are the most
beautiful creatures on this planet.
1408
01:08:02,214 --> 01:08:03,674
- Thank you so much.
- Yeah.
1409
01:08:03,758 --> 01:08:05,760
You got ape hands, too.
1410
01:08:05,843 --> 01:08:07,678
L do?
1411
01:08:07,762 --> 01:08:09,680
- It's a total compliment.
- I'm sorry.
1412
01:08:09,764 --> 01:08:13,934
- Did I miss something?
- Oh, um, Isadora here is a sex worker,
1413
01:08:14,018 --> 01:08:15,644
and she's gonna fuck us all for money.
1414
01:08:15,728 --> 01:08:17,650
- Absolutely, but not nee...
- Or whoever wants...
1415
01:08:17,730 --> 01:08:19,151
it doesn't have to be...
If you don't wanna fuck,
1416
01:08:19,231 --> 01:08:20,903
if you wanna...
I got a lot of different holes,
1417
01:08:20,983 --> 01:08:22,655
you know what I'm saying?
So don't worry about it.
1418
01:08:22,735 --> 01:08:24,570
You can do something
with my feet or anal.
1419
01:08:24,653 --> 01:08:26,530
Whatever you're into.
Also, I wanna say this
1420
01:08:26,614 --> 01:08:28,035
'cause I feel like
this definitely helps when I say this
1421
01:08:28,115 --> 01:08:29,450
is that do not worry about money.
1422
01:08:29,533 --> 01:08:30,871
Please put that
out of your head right now.
1423
01:08:30,951 --> 01:08:32,999
Don't start tallying it up
like, "Oh, can I do this to her?"
1424
01:08:33,079 --> 01:08:34,622
It's gonna add it up. Don't worry.
1425
01:08:34,705 --> 01:08:37,833
I just wanna let you know
that what I'm into doing
1426
01:08:37,917 --> 01:08:40,628
is whatever you are into doing.
1427
01:08:40,711 --> 01:08:44,381
Whatever relaxes you,
makes you comfortable, pleases you.
1428
01:08:44,465 --> 01:08:45,970
Thank you for saying that.
I appreciate that a lot.
1429
01:08:46,050 --> 01:08:47,471
- That is very cool of you.
- You're welcome.
1430
01:08:47,551 --> 01:08:49,595
I'm gonna take you up on that.
Thank you so much.
1431
01:08:49,678 --> 01:08:52,056
- Hey, please do.
- I would love to start with you
1432
01:08:52,139 --> 01:08:54,975
just because I feel like...
is that okay?
1433
01:08:55,059 --> 01:08:56,519
- I think that would be good.
- Sure.
1434
01:08:56,602 --> 01:08:59,021
- That'd be great.
- Can I get...
1435
01:08:59,105 --> 01:09:01,190
ls there a little room I can clean...
1436
01:09:01,273 --> 01:09:03,192
- Yeah.
- Not clean up. I'm not dirty, I swear.
1437
01:09:03,275 --> 01:09:06,487
Of course you're not dirty. Nobody would
ever think that you're dirty.
1438
01:09:06,570 --> 01:09:07,988
I'll show you to the bathroom.
1439
01:09:08,072 --> 01:09:10,074
No, no. I'll do it.
1440
01:09:10,157 --> 01:09:12,034
- Great.
- Yeah.
1441
01:09:12,118 --> 01:09:13,619
- Cool.
- Okay, cool.
1442
01:09:13,702 --> 01:09:15,663
- All right.
- Right this way.
1443
01:09:15,746 --> 01:09:17,289
- Great. Thank you so much.
- Madame.
1444
01:09:17,373 --> 01:09:19,128
- See you in a bit, buddy.
- God, I love this.
1445
01:09:19,208 --> 01:09:21,335
I think I'm just
gonna go for a hike.
1446
01:09:21,418 --> 01:09:23,420
- This... yeah, this isn't for me.
- What?
1447
01:09:23,504 --> 01:09:25,923
I know. I know. I...
I figured it was worth one last shot
1448
01:09:26,006 --> 01:09:29,176
to see if I could get you laid,
but I could tell it's not your thing.
1449
01:09:29,260 --> 01:09:31,387
Sure, I appreciate it.
You know, it's very nice of you
1450
01:09:31,470 --> 01:09:33,893
to, you know, be thinking of
everyone's pleasure all the time, but...
1451
01:09:33,973 --> 01:09:35,683
She seems cool, though,
I mean, honestly...
1452
01:09:35,766 --> 01:09:37,354
She seems great.
I think it'll be a lot of fun
1453
01:09:37,434 --> 01:09:40,646
for you guys to have sex with her
one after the other.
1454
01:09:40,729 --> 01:09:42,648
- But I'll just be outside.
- Okay, buddy.
1455
01:09:43,983 --> 01:09:47,111
Hi, Jodi, Hi, it's Ari.
1456
01:09:47,194 --> 01:09:50,948
I know I... I've been
kind of stalking you,
1457
01:09:51,031 --> 01:09:52,867
but I... I,
1458
01:09:57,788 --> 01:09:59,623
No, I know, I know.
1459
01:09:59,707 --> 01:10:01,458
I was... I gave him a,
1460
01:10:01,542 --> 01:10:03,669
Why am I blanking?
A hand job, a handy, whatever,
1461
01:10:03,752 --> 01:10:05,588
you know what I mean?
I... and I was...
1462
01:10:05,671 --> 01:10:07,510
And he was sobbing and coming
and sobbing and coming,
1463
01:10:07,590 --> 01:10:11,719
and it was so profound
to see what you could do to somebody,
1464
01:10:11,802 --> 01:10:13,682
you know, that's not just about...
I was, like...
1465
01:10:13,762 --> 01:10:15,601
I mean, obviously,
I'm sure he was glad he came,
1466
01:10:15,681 --> 01:10:18,893
but to know that it was so much
more emotional than that,
1467
01:10:18,976 --> 01:10:20,311
so"
1468
01:10:20,394 --> 01:10:22,771
I'm Isadora,
1469
01:10:22,855 --> 01:10:24,940
Nice to meet you.
Oh, good, this is good.
1470
01:10:25,024 --> 01:10:27,109
The more, the merrier, good.
1471
01:10:27,193 --> 01:10:29,445
- All right.
- So do you see yourself
1472
01:10:29,528 --> 01:10:32,281
- as like a healer?
- Yes.
1473
01:10:32,364 --> 01:10:35,451
- But, like, sex stuff too, right?
- Yes, yes, yes! Oh, my God.
1474
01:10:35,534 --> 01:10:37,244
I love... oh, my God, oh, I love you.
1475
01:10:37,328 --> 01:10:38,457
I love that you said that because...
1476
01:10:38,537 --> 01:10:40,217
Rachel's parents are here.
They're outside.
1477
01:10:40,331 --> 01:10:41,710
They're here now.
I'm gonna go tell Josh.
1478
01:10:41,790 --> 01:10:42,875
What?
1479
01:10:42,958 --> 01:10:45,419
But, like, you'll do,
like, fun stuff and...
1480
01:10:45,502 --> 01:10:48,172
Yeah, yeah, yeah,
anything that you need...
1481
01:10:48,255 --> 01:10:50,966
Joshy? Joshy!
1482
01:10:51,884 --> 01:10:53,510
We gotta clean up!
We gotta clean up!
1483
01:10:53,594 --> 01:10:54,803
Oh, okay.
1484
01:10:54,887 --> 01:10:56,931
- Not on my account?
- No, we...
1485
01:10:57,056 --> 01:10:58,018
Honestly, don't.
1486
01:10:58,098 --> 01:11:00,062
We're gonna have you go to the bathroom.
We're just gonna do a little cleanup.
1487
01:11:00,142 --> 01:11:01,227
Oh, I've gone.
1488
01:11:01,310 --> 01:11:03,274
I'm very cleansed out
before I ever come to any sort of...
1489
01:11:03,354 --> 01:11:05,856
I know. I just want you to have a
last looks in there.
1490
01:11:07,524 --> 01:11:09,693
Dude, the weed?
We gotta get rid of this coke, bud.
1491
01:11:09,777 --> 01:11:11,362
- Come on.
- What are we doing?
1492
01:11:11,445 --> 01:11:13,113
Sit the fuck down and just be...
1493
01:11:13,197 --> 01:11:14,660
Can I just ask
why are we freaking out?
1494
01:11:14,740 --> 01:11:16,408
Sit the fuck down, Eric!
1495
01:11:16,492 --> 01:11:18,038
Why are we freaking out like
we're in trouble? It's just parents!
1496
01:11:18,118 --> 01:11:19,161
Please!
1497
01:11:24,208 --> 01:11:25,251
Hey, guys.
1498
01:11:25,376 --> 01:11:27,544
Hey, Joshy.
1499
01:11:27,628 --> 01:11:29,380
- Long time.
- Yeah.
1500
01:11:29,463 --> 01:11:32,049
- It's been a while.
- We knew you were here, so...
1501
01:11:32,132 --> 01:11:33,759
- We spoke to your mother and...
- Yes.
1502
01:11:33,842 --> 01:11:35,556
...you know, she mentioned that
you were here and we thought...
1503
01:11:35,636 --> 01:11:37,892
- That you were here vacationing.
- Thought maybe it's time to...
1504
01:11:37,972 --> 01:11:40,808
- Clear the air.
- Clear the air, exactly.
1505
01:11:40,891 --> 01:11:42,893
- Yeah.
- I have pictures for you.
1506
01:11:42,977 --> 01:11:44,937
Come in and, sure.
1507
01:11:45,020 --> 01:11:47,231
- Yeah, just some friends of Rachels.
- Thank you.
1508
01:11:47,314 --> 01:11:49,154
- Oh, yeah, is that...
- ...and then we can...?
1509
01:11:53,195 --> 01:11:54,822
Hey, guys.
1510
01:11:54,905 --> 01:11:57,283
So this is,
these are Rachel's parents.
1511
01:11:57,366 --> 01:11:58,993
- How are you, Ari?
- Steve and Claudia.
1512
01:11:59,076 --> 01:12:01,370
Nice to meet you.
I hope we're not intruding.
1513
01:12:01,453 --> 01:12:03,872
We're gonna go for a... a hike.
1514
01:12:03,956 --> 01:12:05,582
Yeah.
1515
01:12:05,666 --> 01:12:06,629
Okay.
1516
01:12:06,709 --> 01:12:09,128
We were just talking
about a book we read.
1517
01:12:13,549 --> 01:12:16,677
Have a seat. Sorry about this.
1518
01:12:16,760 --> 01:12:18,137
It's okay.
1519
01:12:20,097 --> 01:12:22,683
What's that pink thing?
1520
01:12:22,766 --> 01:12:24,810
Oh, this?
1521
01:12:24,893 --> 01:12:26,687
This is, it's Ari's.
1522
01:12:26,770 --> 01:12:28,901
- He's trying to quit smoking.
- Oh, it's a filter thing?
1523
01:12:28,981 --> 01:12:30,027
- Yeah.
- My mother had one of those.
1524
01:12:30,107 --> 01:12:32,735
- It was fancy.
- It's supposed to help.
1525
01:12:32,818 --> 01:12:37,406
First of all,
we want to apologize to you.
1526
01:12:37,489 --> 01:12:40,993
I... I think we were both
so, shaken,
1527
01:12:41,076 --> 01:12:44,496
and I think we took it out on you.
1528
01:12:44,580 --> 01:12:46,832
Not letting you
go to the funeral, that wasn't...
1529
01:12:47,458 --> 01:12:50,836
- ...wasn't really right, so...
- And I hope you forgive us.
1530
01:12:52,629 --> 01:12:58,344
Well, wow, I mean,
honestly, this means a lot.
1531
01:12:58,427 --> 01:13:01,638
I mean, yes, sure, yeah, I forgive you.
1532
01:13:01,722 --> 01:13:04,099
I mean, that was really...
That was hard.
1533
01:13:04,183 --> 01:13:06,605
It would help so much if we all just
talked about what happened that day.
1534
01:13:06,685 --> 01:13:09,229
- It would really be helpful.
- Understanding like, you know,
1535
01:13:09,313 --> 01:13:10,943
- the sequence of events.
- You spoke to her right before.
1536
01:13:11,023 --> 01:13:12,486
She called me on the phone.
She called me on the phone
1537
01:13:12,566 --> 01:13:14,697
to ask me one of my recipes,
you know, which I love, of course,
1538
01:13:14,777 --> 01:13:16,156
because I'm very proud of my recipes.
1539
01:13:16,236 --> 01:13:18,155
So help us... help us, Josh, please.
1540
01:13:18,238 --> 01:13:19,743
Did you guys have a fight
or something when you got home?
1541
01:13:19,823 --> 01:13:21,992
- Was there an emotional...
- So, yeah, I got home
1542
01:13:22,076 --> 01:13:26,163
and we didn't... we talked about
what I wanted to do for my birthday.
1543
01:13:26,246 --> 01:13:28,457
You came home and you talked...
You talked to her?
1544
01:13:28,540 --> 01:13:30,250
So she was alive when you got back?
1545
01:13:30,334 --> 01:13:31,710
- Yeah.
- This is what I'm saying.
1546
01:13:31,794 --> 01:13:33,382
This is different
from what you told the police.
1547
01:13:33,462 --> 01:13:35,009
No, I'm talking about
when I got home from work.
1548
01:13:35,089 --> 01:13:37,299
I came home from work
and we started discussing
1549
01:13:37,383 --> 01:13:39,847
what I wanted to do for my birthday
and then I went to the gym.
1550
01:13:39,927 --> 01:13:41,432
This is the part of the story
that keeps changing
1551
01:13:41,512 --> 01:13:43,847
and this is why I wanna know
what actually happened.
1552
01:13:43,931 --> 01:13:46,225
- We just need to know what happened.
- Just tell us.
1553
01:13:46,308 --> 01:13:49,144
L... she was depressed.
1554
01:13:49,228 --> 01:13:50,816
- Depressed?
- She was. She was distant and...
1555
01:13:50,896 --> 01:13:54,108
No, not Rachel.
Our Rachel was not depressed.
1556
01:13:54,191 --> 01:13:55,612
- Never heard that.
- Look, I tried to...
1557
01:13:55,692 --> 01:13:58,153
I tried to get kind of
to the bottom of it
1558
01:13:58,237 --> 01:14:03,867
and every time, she'd mis...
She... she'd deflect
1559
01:14:03,951 --> 01:14:05,994
and she wouldn't answer me.
She was on, urn...
1560
01:14:06,078 --> 01:14:08,539
- Drugs? Was she?
- No.
1561
01:14:08,622 --> 01:14:10,753
- You guys were taking drugs?
- No, we don't take drugs.
1562
01:14:10,833 --> 01:14:13,001
It was medication, you know,
like, antidepressants.
1563
01:14:13,085 --> 01:14:16,046
Okay, you don't do drugs.
She doesn't do drugs.
1564
01:14:16,130 --> 01:14:19,842
She's taking some...
Some medication from a doctor?
1565
01:14:19,925 --> 01:14:21,388
- Please tell me from a doctor?
- Yes, yes.
1566
01:14:21,468 --> 01:14:22,514
You know, here's the thing.
1567
01:14:22,594 --> 01:14:24,888
It's just a little
convoluted for us, right?
1568
01:14:24,972 --> 01:14:28,350
And so we actually paid for
a second autopsy to be done.
1569
01:14:28,434 --> 01:14:30,853
The coroner said that
it was actually inconclusive
1570
01:14:30,936 --> 01:14:32,604
- for it to be suicide.
- Inconclusive.
1571
01:14:32,688 --> 01:14:34,485
- They couldn't say...
- They couldn't say for sure
1572
01:14:34,565 --> 01:14:35,694
- that it was a suicide.
- Could not say for sure.
1573
01:14:35,774 --> 01:14:38,026
So, okay, if she's not...
1574
01:14:38,110 --> 01:14:41,029
Thank you.
I really had a nice time.
1575
01:14:41,113 --> 01:14:43,327
I'm kind of freaking out,
so I'm gonna probably take off.
1576
01:14:43,407 --> 01:14:45,200
Thank you, though.
I love your home.
1577
01:14:45,284 --> 01:14:47,035
So nice... it's very pretty.
1578
01:14:53,500 --> 01:14:54,960
Who is this?
1579
01:14:55,043 --> 01:14:57,754
I don't know who that is.
I don't know who that is!
1580
01:14:57,838 --> 01:14:59,093
- I'm sure you don't know who that is.
- You don't know who she is?
1581
01:14:59,173 --> 01:15:00,427
- No, I don't.
- 'Cause you don't party.
1582
01:15:00,507 --> 01:15:02,092
- You don't party.
- You don't do drugs.
1583
01:15:02,176 --> 01:15:04,176
- Let me show you something.
- Let me get this out.
1584
01:15:05,762 --> 01:15:07,431
- You don't party.
- You don't party.
1585
01:15:07,514 --> 01:15:08,477
- What's that?
- You don't do drugs.
1586
01:15:08,557 --> 01:15:10,267
What is this?
You taking photos of me?
1587
01:15:10,350 --> 01:15:11,810
How about guns? That's so much fun.
1588
01:15:11,894 --> 01:15:13,729
- This is a BB gun.
- Who is she?
1589
01:15:13,812 --> 01:15:15,234
- Who is she? Any idea?
- So much fun
1590
01:15:15,314 --> 01:15:19,276
when women strip and gyrate all over you
when you're mourning.
1591
01:15:19,651 --> 01:15:21,445
- When you're mourning.
- Look at that.
1592
01:15:21,528 --> 01:15:23,822
Look at that.
Those marks were made by her?
1593
01:15:23,947 --> 01:15:25,619
- She did not do that to herself!
- She strangled herself?
1594
01:15:25,699 --> 01:15:27,413
- Just tell the truth!
- I am telling the truth.
1595
01:15:27,493 --> 01:15:28,455
- You killed our daughter!
- Say the truth, Josh!
1596
01:15:28,535 --> 01:15:29,870
I'm telling the truth.
1597
01:15:29,953 --> 01:15:32,372
- I didn't fucking kill her!
- Oh, really?
1598
01:15:34,041 --> 01:15:35,918
I knew you were that monster.
1599
01:15:36,001 --> 01:15:38,837
Do you fucking see this?
1600
01:15:38,962 --> 01:15:40,214
What the fuck is this?
1601
01:15:40,297 --> 01:15:42,549
That's so we could
get all your lies on tape!
1602
01:15:42,633 --> 01:15:44,301
- I haven't been lying!
- You're a liar.
1603
01:15:44,384 --> 01:15:46,470
- You're a fucking liar!
- Get out!
1604
01:15:46,553 --> 01:15:48,642
- What are you doing?
- Get out, you psychopaths. Get out!
1605
01:15:48,722 --> 01:15:50,974
- Get out. Take your photos.
- We're gonna find out.
1606
01:15:51,058 --> 01:15:53,101
You can keep that!
That's a little souvenir.
1607
01:15:53,185 --> 01:15:54,686
Should we go up there?
1608
01:15:55,479 --> 01:15:57,689
- We're on to you!
- Great, yeah, yeah.
1609
01:16:16,208 --> 01:16:19,461
Is everything okay?
1610
01:16:22,923 --> 01:16:25,592
I don't know. I'm just...
1611
01:16:25,717 --> 01:16:28,887
I guess I'm just,
1612
01:16:30,973 --> 01:16:33,392
I'm tired of her.
1613
01:16:33,475 --> 01:16:35,310
I'm tired of, like...
1614
01:16:41,775 --> 01:16:44,403
I'm tired of her
making me feel this way.
1615
01:16:44,486 --> 01:16:46,613
You know, because...
1616
01:16:49,366 --> 01:16:52,661
I don't know.
She just... she... this is...
1617
01:16:55,956 --> 01:16:57,791
It's about her.
1618
01:17:03,130 --> 01:17:08,594
And it's been about her and...
1619
01:17:10,929 --> 01:17:12,764
I... I guess I don't know.
You know what?
1620
01:17:12,848 --> 01:17:16,685
I'm a little...
I'm a little tired of it.
1621
01:17:19,062 --> 01:17:21,607
She checks out,
and I have to fucking deal with it!
1622
01:17:21,690 --> 01:17:26,236
And I have to deal with missing her
and fucking feeling real fuckin' sad!
1623
01:17:26,320 --> 01:17:29,531
And having her fucking parents...
1624
01:17:32,743 --> 01:17:34,703
In case anyone's wondering,
1625
01:17:34,786 --> 01:17:36,872
I didn't, and I hope
you fucking believe me
1626
01:17:36,955 --> 01:17:38,415
because I didn't murder someone.
1627
01:17:38,498 --> 01:17:40,417
I didn't murder her.
I loved her very much.
1628
01:17:40,500 --> 01:17:45,047
And then I guess she thought
that the best way to return that
1629
01:17:45,130 --> 01:17:48,967
would be to kill herself
on my fucking birthday!
1630
01:17:54,389 --> 01:17:57,351
So, I don't know.
1631
01:17:57,476 --> 01:18:00,646
That's what I'm left with
1632
01:18:00,771 --> 01:18:06,151
and... and...
and I'm even sorry now.
1633
01:18:06,234 --> 01:18:08,528
Like, you know, 'cause now
I'm dragging you guys in.
1634
01:18:08,612 --> 01:18:12,699
I'm pulling you guys into this shit,
and you have your own lives.
1635
01:18:12,783 --> 01:18:15,077
And everybody has their own problems.
1636
01:18:15,160 --> 01:18:17,829
And now you have to sit here
and look at me do this.
1637
01:18:17,913 --> 01:18:19,873
It's so fucking weird.
1638
01:18:19,956 --> 01:18:22,334
It's so weird.
1639
01:18:24,836 --> 01:18:27,089
It's so stupid.
1640
01:18:27,172 --> 01:18:30,425
I'm so fucking mad at her.
1641
01:18:31,551 --> 01:18:33,428
I'm so mad at her.
1642
01:18:36,682 --> 01:18:38,100
Well... well,
1643
01:18:43,105 --> 01:18:46,108
Thanks, you know, for coming.
1644
01:18:46,191 --> 01:18:49,903
I don't know
if you guys maybe just...
1645
01:18:52,781 --> 01:18:55,117
Adam, do you wanna play your game?
1646
01:18:57,577 --> 01:18:59,329
If you do.
1647
01:19:01,039 --> 01:19:03,917
I think that would be pretty fun.
1648
01:19:04,167 --> 01:19:06,211
Greg makes great grilled cheeses.
1649
01:19:07,546 --> 01:19:08,672
I do.
1650
01:19:08,755 --> 01:19:10,875
- Fuck it, let's play the game.
- Let's play the game.
1651
01:19:11,967 --> 01:19:13,677
All right, okay.
1652
01:19:13,760 --> 01:19:14,970
Here.
1653
01:19:28,108 --> 01:19:29,651
You want a tissue?
1654
01:19:29,735 --> 01:19:32,237
Yeah. Looks used.
1655
01:19:32,320 --> 01:19:35,532
No. This is actually
Adam's, urn, handkerchief
1656
01:19:35,615 --> 01:19:37,576
that his grandfather
gave him in the war.
1657
01:19:37,659 --> 01:19:39,122
- Oh?
- And I spit my gum in it earlier,
1658
01:19:39,202 --> 01:19:40,707
- but it should be fine.
- Spitting his gum in it
1659
01:19:40,787 --> 01:19:46,668
is a euphemism for using his
grandfather's handkerchief as a cum rag.
1660
01:19:50,338 --> 01:19:53,842
I got this problem. I keep coming
in my grandfather's handkerchief.
1661
01:19:53,925 --> 01:19:56,344
I don't know what to do.
You gotta help me.
1662
01:20:39,930 --> 01:20:42,432
So, Joshua has just rolled three ones,
1663
01:20:42,516 --> 01:20:45,519
which means that we have been
defeated by the Turtlesaurus.
1664
01:20:45,602 --> 01:20:48,271
However, the Mechas will stay strong.
1665
01:20:48,355 --> 01:20:49,689
Hey, Ari?
1666
01:20:49,773 --> 01:20:51,441
What we doing here, bud?
1667
01:20:51,525 --> 01:20:53,443
We're all waiting for...
1668
01:20:53,527 --> 01:20:55,946
To sign off before we launch the attack.
1669
01:20:56,029 --> 01:20:57,906
That's very good.
You're half paying attention,
1670
01:20:57,989 --> 01:20:59,908
- but I like that.
- Good. I'll be right back.
1671
01:20:59,991 --> 01:21:01,034
Okay.
1672
01:21:01,117 --> 01:21:03,878
This is why the grilled cheese is so
good. This is what I did into it.
1673
01:21:05,622 --> 01:21:06,957
Shit!
1674
01:21:07,040 --> 01:21:09,000
- Hey, man.
- Thanks for coming.
1675
01:21:09,084 --> 01:21:11,878
- Oh, yeah.
- What did I do?
1676
01:21:11,962 --> 01:21:14,589
Hey, it's Jodi from the bar!
1677
01:21:14,673 --> 01:21:16,967
- Jodi.
- That's right.
1678
01:21:17,050 --> 01:21:19,469
Just to catch you up,
there's been an alien invasion.
1679
01:21:19,553 --> 01:21:21,638
We are the Mechas.
We are the machines.
1680
01:21:21,721 --> 01:21:23,018
We are fighting all these monsters.
1681
01:21:23,098 --> 01:21:27,143
If the monsters continue to rise up,
specifically the Turtlesaurus,
1682
01:21:27,227 --> 01:21:28,979
- we're fucked.
- Great.
1683
01:21:29,062 --> 01:21:30,400
- I love that kind of stuff.
- The Turtlesaurus
1684
01:21:30,480 --> 01:21:32,941
has been a real problemsaurus for us.
1685
01:21:33,024 --> 01:21:35,360
We're hoping for a core turbo charger.
1686
01:21:35,443 --> 01:21:38,446
Did you say the Turtlesaurus
has been a problemsaurus?
1687
01:21:38,530 --> 01:21:40,782
- It's been a problem for us.
- I'm gonna focus
1688
01:21:40,866 --> 01:21:42,576
on defeating the Turtlesaurus.
1689
01:21:42,701 --> 01:21:44,619
- Yeah!
- Yeah!
1690
01:21:46,288 --> 01:21:47,914
Tell me something good!
1691
01:21:47,998 --> 01:21:50,625
I'll use my charge bomb.
I'll use that on my next turn.
1692
01:21:50,709 --> 01:21:51,713
Should I bust out a charge bomb?
1693
01:21:51,793 --> 01:21:52,961
I don't know if you have one.
1694
01:21:53,044 --> 01:21:55,755
We just needed to have enough
in order to dislodge the space flicker
1695
01:21:55,839 --> 01:21:56,843
and all to team up against...
1696
01:21:56,923 --> 01:21:58,675
You should, in fact,
use that charge bomb
1697
01:21:58,758 --> 01:22:00,806
because I'd love to move
at least three or four hexes
1698
01:22:00,886 --> 01:22:03,221
'cause this Turtlesaurus
is coming out of the side.
1699
01:22:03,305 --> 01:22:07,684
I think that I'm gonna probably
take a break from my marriage.
1700
01:22:09,227 --> 01:22:11,396
Okay, Eric.
1701
01:22:11,479 --> 01:22:13,231
I shouldn't be married.
There's no reason.
1702
01:22:13,315 --> 01:22:16,067
I don't wear a ring. I've been
flirting with women all weekend.
1703
01:22:16,151 --> 01:22:18,737
I wanna fuck other people.
So I shouldn't be married.
1704
01:22:19,946 --> 01:22:22,616
So can I roll?
1705
01:22:22,741 --> 01:22:24,034
Great.
1706
01:22:24,117 --> 01:22:26,161
Pass me the die.
1707
01:22:26,244 --> 01:22:28,830
It's been a...
There's a lot going on.
1708
01:22:28,914 --> 01:22:30,293
You guys are a hot group, you know?
1709
01:22:30,373 --> 01:22:32,542
Fifteen!
1710
01:22:32,626 --> 01:22:34,628
Yes!
1711
01:22:34,711 --> 01:22:36,391
He's not gonna get
anything above an eight.
1712
01:22:42,135 --> 01:22:45,263
If I meant to do
half of the things that I did,
1713
01:22:45,347 --> 01:22:48,183
I'd be a fucking genius, man.
1714
01:22:48,266 --> 01:22:51,144
- Cool.
- I'd be huge, but I am what I am,
1715
01:22:51,227 --> 01:22:52,938
and that's all that I am. I'm fine.
1716
01:22:54,773 --> 01:22:56,816
And I'll take Gen Highway...
1717
01:22:56,900 --> 01:22:58,443
- Jen?
- Jen?
1718
01:22:58,526 --> 01:23:00,111
- Jennifer.
- Jennifer!
1719
01:23:00,195 --> 01:23:02,822
It's not Jennifer. it's... it's short
for Genesis. It's a man.
1720
01:23:02,906 --> 01:23:04,619
Jennifer is a regular
basic bitch, aren't you?
1721
01:23:04,699 --> 01:23:06,868
It's not a woman,
and don't call me Jen.
1722
01:23:06,952 --> 01:23:08,328
- Call me Highway.
- Okay, Highway.
1723
01:23:08,411 --> 01:23:12,082
- Thank you so much for coming.
- Oh, you're so welcome.
1724
01:23:13,625 --> 01:23:15,630
- You're not feeling...
- This doesn't seem really...
1725
01:23:15,710 --> 01:23:17,379
- What?
- ...weird or anything?
1726
01:23:17,462 --> 01:23:19,217
- You're feeling weird.
- I'm feeling very weird.
1727
01:23:19,297 --> 01:23:20,674
- Yeah, it's cool.
- Okay.
1728
01:23:20,757 --> 01:23:22,384
It's okay.
1729
01:23:22,467 --> 01:23:24,094
I wouldn't have come
if I didn't want to.
1730
01:23:30,058 --> 01:23:31,518
Yes!
1731
01:23:32,102 --> 01:23:33,853
Fuck, yeah, Jody
1732
01:23:33,937 --> 01:23:35,397
Okay, GUYS-
1733
01:23:35,480 --> 01:23:37,524
The game basically
comes down to this roll.
1734
01:23:37,607 --> 01:23:41,111
Jodi, we need at least
a 17 or the game is over.
1735
01:23:41,194 --> 01:23:42,654
Turtlesaurus is victorious,
1736
01:23:42,779 --> 01:23:44,906
eats us, and then hides us
under his mutant shell.
1737
01:23:44,990 --> 01:23:47,033
Seventeen is pretty hard. It's...
1738
01:23:47,117 --> 01:23:49,953
Out of three dice,
that's only two in 18,
1739
01:23:50,036 --> 01:23:51,413
one in nine chance.
1740
01:23:51,496 --> 01:23:53,164
I want victory right now.
1741
01:23:53,248 --> 01:23:55,792
This Turtlesaurus
is not gonna get into my life,
1742
01:23:55,875 --> 01:23:57,293
not tonight. Ready?
1743
01:23:57,377 --> 01:23:59,087
Here we go. Come on, Jodi.
1744
01:24:02,048 --> 01:24:03,341
And?
1745
01:24:04,801 --> 01:24:08,054
- On.
- Fuck!
1746
01:24:08,138 --> 01:24:09,973
I'm so sorry. Shit!
1747
01:24:10,056 --> 01:24:12,100
Shit, man!
We played... oh,
1748
01:24:12,183 --> 01:24:14,644
We've been playing
this fucking thing all night
1749
01:24:14,728 --> 01:24:16,396
and that happens? Goddamn it!
1750
01:24:16,479 --> 01:24:18,857
- Fuck you! Fuck you!
- Hey, Greg, Greg, Greg.
1751
01:24:18,940 --> 01:24:25,363
Well, since it's mostly, um,
like, ruined, I think I should go.
1752
01:24:25,447 --> 01:24:26,865
I'm okay. I just had to let it out.
1753
01:24:26,948 --> 01:24:28,908
Goodbye, gentlemen.
1754
01:24:28,992 --> 01:24:30,452
- Bye, Jodi from the game!
- Bye!
1755
01:24:30,535 --> 01:24:32,245
Sorry that I lost the game.
1756
01:24:32,328 --> 01:24:34,292
You know, it's a hard thing
to fight a bunch of robots.
1757
01:24:34,372 --> 01:24:36,666
- You did good.
- No, it's okay.
1758
01:24:36,750 --> 01:24:39,047
- It's not okay. I know I could...
- You're embarrassing me.
1759
01:24:39,127 --> 01:24:40,966
- You're embarrassing.
- We'll talk about it in the hall.
1760
01:24:41,046 --> 01:24:43,548
- See you later, turd!
- Bye, Joshy.
1761
01:24:43,631 --> 01:24:45,050
"Bye.
' Bye. Jodi!
1762
01:24:45,133 --> 01:24:47,343
- Bye, guys. Cool weekend.
- Jodi, I'm on your side.
1763
01:24:47,427 --> 01:24:49,012
- Whatever, Greg.
- I would still argue
1764
01:24:49,095 --> 01:24:50,930
that Mafia is the best board game.
1765
01:24:51,014 --> 01:24:52,227
Yeah, well, Mafia is not a board game.
1766
01:24:52,307 --> 01:24:54,642
There's no board.
There's just sort of...
1767
01:24:54,726 --> 01:24:57,086
- Okay. Well, then...
- ...social fun and nonsense game.
1768
01:24:57,979 --> 01:25:00,398
Well, good game, asshole.
1769
01:25:03,068 --> 01:25:05,070
- Good game, sore loser.
- Yeah.
1770
01:25:12,702 --> 01:25:14,621
Yeah, I...
1771
01:25:33,473 --> 01:25:35,934
Okay. No, I'm sorry.
1772
01:25:37,435 --> 01:25:42,482
That... is... confusing.
1773
01:25:42,565 --> 01:25:43,817
Yeah.
1774
01:25:43,900 --> 01:25:48,613
And...
1775
01:25:48,696 --> 01:25:50,031
Okay, yeah.
1776
01:25:50,115 --> 01:25:51,491
Okay, okay.
1777
01:26:07,924 --> 01:26:09,676
All right.
1778
01:26:14,848 --> 01:26:16,850
- Hey, Joshua.
- Thanks for coming, man.
1779
01:26:16,933 --> 01:26:20,854
I gotta say, Eric,
this was a really fun weekend.
1780
01:26:20,937 --> 01:26:22,438
Thank you.
1781
01:26:22,522 --> 01:26:25,066
Greg? Take care.
1782
01:26:25,150 --> 01:26:27,193
Be in touch,
we'll get something planned.
1783
01:26:27,277 --> 01:26:29,529
I'm gonna plan a game weekend
with you, buddy.
1784
01:26:29,654 --> 01:26:31,451
- Let's do it, a whole tournament.
- I love games now.
1785
01:26:31,531 --> 01:26:33,950
- It's your new thing.
- Yeah, so fun.
1786
01:26:34,033 --> 01:26:36,039
There's a lot of great literature
about them online.
1787
01:26:36,119 --> 01:26:38,204
Very critical community, so...
1788
01:26:39,956 --> 01:26:41,207
- You, too, Adam.
- Yeah.
1789
01:26:41,332 --> 01:26:42,295
- You, too.
- Come back.
1790
01:26:42,375 --> 01:26:44,043
Come back and hang out.
1791
01:26:44,127 --> 01:26:46,045
- Sure, yeah, I'd love to.
- Okay.
1792
01:26:46,129 --> 01:26:48,006
- I'd love to.
- Thanks.
1793
01:26:48,089 --> 01:26:49,677
I'll probably never
see you guys ever again,
1794
01:26:49,757 --> 01:26:51,262
but that doesn't take away from the fact
1795
01:26:51,342 --> 01:26:53,803
that this has been one of
the most important weekends
1796
01:26:53,887 --> 01:26:56,055
of my entire life.
1797
01:26:56,139 --> 01:26:57,974
And I thank you.
I thank you for that.
1798
01:26:58,057 --> 01:26:59,229
I don't know if you guys knew this,
1799
01:26:59,309 --> 01:27:01,189
but Greg was a bit of a mess
before he got here.
1800
01:27:01,311 --> 01:27:03,062
Okay.
1801
01:27:03,146 --> 01:27:04,981
- Okay.
- See you, man.
1802
01:27:05,064 --> 01:27:06,482
- Bye.
- ' Bye. guys.
1803
01:27:08,401 --> 01:27:09,777
Hey, guys?
1804
01:27:09,861 --> 01:27:13,156
Positive vibes, positive energy!
1805
01:27:13,239 --> 01:27:15,909
Positive vibes, positive energy.
1806
01:27:15,992 --> 01:27:18,077
- You ready?
- Yeah.
1807
01:27:18,161 --> 01:27:19,287
Okay.
1808
01:27:21,247 --> 01:27:24,667
- I'm gonna take off as well.
- Sure, man. I'll see you.
1809
01:27:24,751 --> 01:27:26,551
- Thanks for coming.
- Yeah, of course, buddy.
1810
01:27:30,006 --> 01:27:31,633
- Bye.
- See you.
1811
01:27:31,716 --> 01:27:32,926
Take it easy, man.
1812
01:27:53,279 --> 01:27:54,405
It was good to see you.
1813
01:27:56,157 --> 01:27:57,158
Yeah.
1814
01:27:57,242 --> 01:27:59,202
Thanks for coming, man.
1815
01:28:00,495 --> 01:28:02,705
Sure. I would...
1816
01:28:02,789 --> 01:28:05,416
I would come again.
1817
01:28:05,500 --> 01:28:07,418
I will...
I will always be coming.
1818
01:28:07,502 --> 01:28:10,838
- Coming 24 hours a day.
- I can't stop coming.
1819
01:28:16,803 --> 01:28:18,263
- Yeah. Okay.
- Yeah?