1 00:00:39,591 --> 00:00:42,973 - These are my friends, Jerry and Marge Selbee. 2 00:00:47,840 --> 00:00:50,050 They live in Evart, Michigan. 3 00:00:52,535 --> 00:00:56,297 It's a small town that's not exactly in its prime. 4 00:00:56,401 --> 00:01:00,060 Though, to be honest, neither are Jerry and Marge. 5 00:01:01,440 --> 00:01:04,512 Today, they're on their way to buy lottery tickets. 6 00:01:04,616 --> 00:01:07,377 Lots and lots of lottery tickets. 7 00:01:08,758 --> 00:01:10,449 - But they're not hoping to get lucky. 8 00:01:11,416 --> 00:01:14,246 You see, they don't need luck. 9 00:01:22,772 --> 00:01:25,085 But this story doesn't start there. 10 00:01:25,947 --> 00:01:27,639 It starts with Jerry, 11 00:01:27,742 --> 00:01:32,747 getting up before dawn just like he has every day for 42 years, 12 00:01:32,851 --> 00:01:35,129 going to work at the Corn Flakes factory, 13 00:01:35,233 --> 00:01:38,753 for what he fears will be the last time. 14 00:01:38,857 --> 00:01:41,273 - It's a math problem, really. 15 00:01:41,377 --> 00:01:44,034 If you count the letters, uh, 16 00:01:44,138 --> 00:01:45,898 except the letter "I," which they skip 17 00:01:46,002 --> 00:01:47,797 because it looks like a "1", 18 00:01:47,900 --> 00:01:51,766 then you realize that "J" is February. 19 00:01:51,870 --> 00:01:54,493 And then, the last letter... 20 00:01:54,597 --> 00:01:55,943 Oh, boy. 21 00:01:56,046 --> 00:01:57,634 That designates the plant code, 22 00:01:57,738 --> 00:02:00,534 which was not easy to figure out, but, uh... 23 00:02:02,467 --> 00:02:03,537 I did. 24 00:02:05,608 --> 00:02:07,230 Jerry, 25 00:02:07,334 --> 00:02:09,439 you don't have to work so hard. You're retiring. 26 00:02:11,096 --> 00:02:12,511 Well, yeah. But... I... 27 00:02:12,615 --> 00:02:14,893 I don't have to be. Um... 28 00:02:14,996 --> 00:02:17,965 I know my line is shutting down, but... 29 00:02:18,068 --> 00:02:20,174 You know, I have a thing with numbers. 30 00:02:20,278 --> 00:02:21,727 Come on. 31 00:02:21,831 --> 00:02:25,214 You've served your time. These are your golden years. 32 00:02:25,317 --> 00:02:28,286 He's the best line manager we ever had, right? 33 00:02:28,389 --> 00:02:29,632 Absolutely. 34 00:02:29,735 --> 00:02:31,944 - Hey. Why don't you tell these guys 35 00:02:32,048 --> 00:02:34,119 how you started working here in high school? 36 00:02:35,016 --> 00:02:37,571 You worked nights, right? 37 00:02:52,137 --> 00:02:53,794 - To Jerry.- All right. 38 00:02:53,897 --> 00:02:56,486 Not everybody can pull off 42 years 39 00:02:56,590 --> 00:02:58,005 without getting fired. 40 00:02:58,108 --> 00:03:00,904 And now you have a boss who's going to let you sleep in. 41 00:03:01,629 --> 00:03:02,975 And won't yell at me. 42 00:03:03,079 --> 00:03:04,322 Wrong about that.Oh. 43 00:03:05,978 --> 00:03:07,980 You know, you should get your real estate license, 44 00:03:08,084 --> 00:03:09,672 just like Howard did. 45 00:03:09,775 --> 00:03:10,845 It's like having a job. 46 00:03:10,949 --> 00:03:12,675 But it's also like being retired, 47 00:03:12,778 --> 00:03:14,504 because you don't do anything. 48 00:03:14,608 --> 00:03:15,919 It's true. 49 00:03:16,023 --> 00:03:17,576 Most days, I don't even leave the house. 50 00:03:18,370 --> 00:03:19,613 Well... 51 00:03:19,716 --> 00:03:21,304 You know, I'll make it work. 52 00:03:21,408 --> 00:03:24,031 You know, I can always help Marge around the house. 53 00:03:24,134 --> 00:03:25,791 No, you don't need to do that. 54 00:03:25,895 --> 00:03:27,241 No, I'd be happy to. 55 00:03:27,345 --> 00:03:29,588 I mean, you've been taking care of this place for years. 56 00:03:29,692 --> 00:03:30,865 I kind of have a system. 57 00:03:30,969 --> 00:03:32,488 Oh, yeah, and a good one. 58 00:03:32,591 --> 00:03:35,387 But, you know, every system can use an improvement. 59 00:03:35,491 --> 00:03:36,561 - Oh, God. Here we go. 60 00:03:36,664 --> 00:03:38,010 Hey. I got an idea.Yeah? 61 00:03:38,114 --> 00:03:41,151 Why don't I try consulting on some of your job sites? 62 00:03:41,255 --> 00:03:43,740 You know, find ways of making things run better.Ah. 63 00:03:43,844 --> 00:03:46,087 You wanna walk around on my construction site 64 00:03:46,191 --> 00:03:48,504 and tell me what I'm doing wrong? Oof. 65 00:03:48,607 --> 00:03:49,677 I wouldn't charge much. 66 00:03:49,781 --> 00:03:51,023 Oh, and I have to pay you for this? 67 00:03:51,127 --> 00:03:52,370 Darn right.- Are you going to also come by 68 00:03:52,473 --> 00:03:54,924 and teach my wife how to grade papers? 69 00:03:55,027 --> 00:03:57,306 Hey, Dad, if I lived here, I would welcome that. 70 00:03:57,409 --> 00:03:58,824 Thank you, Dawn. 71 00:03:58,928 --> 00:04:00,067 I'm gonna take you up on that. 72 00:04:00,170 --> 00:04:02,449 I'm gonna drive down to Grand Rapids more often. 73 00:04:02,863 --> 00:04:04,105 Oh, whoops. 74 00:04:04,209 --> 00:04:05,175 You sold it too well. 75 00:04:05,279 --> 00:04:06,418 Shut up.Backfired right in your face. 76 00:04:06,522 --> 00:04:07,557 Yeah, sweetie?Okay. 77 00:04:07,661 --> 00:04:08,869 Can we show Pop Pop? 78 00:04:08,972 --> 00:04:11,492 Uh, yeah, you wanna show Pop Pop right now? 79 00:04:11,596 --> 00:04:12,769 Show me what? 80 00:04:12,873 --> 00:04:15,393 We got you a retirement present.- Surprise. 81 00:04:15,496 --> 00:04:17,291 Okay. 82 00:04:17,395 --> 00:04:18,913 Open your eyes.- Open. 83 00:04:19,017 --> 00:04:20,708 - Holy cow! 84 00:04:22,020 --> 00:04:24,988 A fishing boat. What... 85 00:04:25,092 --> 00:04:28,026 Do I like fishing? I do? Okay.Yeah, you took me once. 86 00:04:28,129 --> 00:04:29,614 Yeah, now you can go whenever you want. 87 00:04:29,717 --> 00:04:31,201 - Yeah, how about that? 88 00:04:32,237 --> 00:04:34,066 This is great. Thank you. 89 00:04:34,170 --> 00:04:36,828 Thank you, thank you, thank you.- Oh, good. 90 00:04:36,931 --> 00:04:38,105 Oh.- Dad likes it. 91 00:04:38,208 --> 00:04:40,659 And you, for keeping a secret. 92 00:04:42,178 --> 00:04:43,248 Thank you, pumpkin. 93 00:04:43,352 --> 00:04:44,525 Thank you, Doug.You like it? 94 00:04:44,629 --> 00:04:45,975 - Yeah.- All right. 95 00:04:46,389 --> 00:04:47,528 My goodness. 96 00:04:47,632 --> 00:04:49,703 My goodness.- Good job. You didn't spoil it. 97 00:04:49,806 --> 00:04:52,395 - That was your one job. You did so good.You okay? 98 00:04:53,465 --> 00:04:55,536 Oh, yeah. Yeah. 99 00:04:59,920 --> 00:05:02,854 I don't have many regular clothes. 100 00:05:02,957 --> 00:05:04,856 It's all work shirts. 101 00:05:04,959 --> 00:05:06,478 Well, we can get you more clothes. 102 00:05:06,582 --> 00:05:07,583 Hmm. 103 00:05:09,688 --> 00:05:11,172 It'll be an adjustment. 104 00:05:11,897 --> 00:05:13,105 You'll find your way. 105 00:05:13,589 --> 00:05:14,797 Hmm. 106 00:05:14,900 --> 00:05:16,143 Have you? 107 00:05:16,246 --> 00:05:18,145 Not really. But I don't have a boat. 108 00:05:20,837 --> 00:05:22,183 You want this one? 109 00:05:22,770 --> 00:05:23,771 Nope. 110 00:05:57,667 --> 00:05:59,738 Morning, Leon.Morning, Jerry. 111 00:06:06,952 --> 00:06:09,679 Card was declined, Helen. I'm sorry. 112 00:06:09,783 --> 00:06:13,373 - Dang it. Maybe I have cash. Let me just... 113 00:06:16,997 --> 00:06:18,585 - I know you're good for it. 114 00:06:18,688 --> 00:06:19,793 - Thanks, Leon. 115 00:06:32,909 --> 00:06:34,704 What are you doing out here? 116 00:06:34,808 --> 00:06:35,981 My appointment is at- 00. 117 00:06:36,085 --> 00:06:37,845 No, you said you'd come at- 00. 118 00:06:37,949 --> 00:06:40,296 I don't have any other appointments. I have six clients. 119 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:41,435 Okay. 120 00:06:41,539 --> 00:06:43,817 How do you make a living with only six clients? 121 00:06:43,920 --> 00:06:47,648 I don't. I just became an online travel agent. See the posters? 122 00:06:48,580 --> 00:06:51,065 Oh, yeah. 123 00:06:51,169 --> 00:06:54,828 So, why do you need posters if it's online? 124 00:06:54,931 --> 00:06:56,588 Because they were free. 125 00:06:56,692 --> 00:06:59,729 Why do you always have to understand the reasoning behind everything? 126 00:06:59,833 --> 00:07:01,006 Oh, well. 127 00:07:01,110 --> 00:07:03,664 It's the only way I can make sense of things. 128 00:07:04,872 --> 00:07:05,908 How's the boat? 129 00:07:06,736 --> 00:07:08,600 Water's still too cold. 130 00:07:08,704 --> 00:07:11,914 You don't get in the water. That's the point of the boat. 131 00:07:12,017 --> 00:07:14,088 Hmm. How's my account? 132 00:07:14,192 --> 00:07:15,642 Speaking of cold... 133 00:07:17,644 --> 00:07:18,714 2% gains, 134 00:07:18,817 --> 00:07:21,820 which doesn't sound like much, because it isn't. 135 00:07:21,924 --> 00:07:23,615 Look, you gotta be more aggressive. 136 00:07:23,719 --> 00:07:26,618 If you let me put that in stocks, I could probably get you 10%. 137 00:07:26,722 --> 00:07:30,035 That would double your money in only... 138 00:07:30,139 --> 00:07:32,175 7.27 years. 139 00:07:33,729 --> 00:07:36,559 Literally the only time I was going to get to use that today. 140 00:07:36,663 --> 00:07:37,940 Nope. 141 00:07:38,043 --> 00:07:39,459 This is all we've got. 142 00:07:39,562 --> 00:07:41,219 And I'm not about to gamble with it. 143 00:07:41,322 --> 00:07:43,601 It's not gambling. It seems like a risk, but the market... 144 00:07:43,704 --> 00:07:47,605 Yeah, well, if you could lose it, it's gambling. 145 00:07:47,708 --> 00:07:49,365 I'll call you in a month for my next appointment. 146 00:07:49,469 --> 00:07:51,298 Don't need an appointment.Okay. 147 00:07:52,092 --> 00:07:53,403 Take out the boat. 148 00:07:54,474 --> 00:07:56,165 - I may just do that. 149 00:08:25,539 --> 00:08:26,713 Oh! 150 00:08:29,094 --> 00:08:30,199 No. 151 00:08:39,933 --> 00:08:41,659 Holy cow! 152 00:08:51,323 --> 00:08:52,566 - Hey, Jer. 153 00:08:55,776 --> 00:08:58,917 - What's a roll down?- It's when the jackpot hits two million 154 00:08:59,021 --> 00:09:00,436 and nobody gets six numbers. 155 00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:02,472 Then the whole jackpot rolls down 156 00:09:02,576 --> 00:09:04,613 to the people who got three or four... 157 00:09:04,716 --> 00:09:05,959 Whatever. 158 00:09:06,062 --> 00:09:07,374 Just better odds. 159 00:09:07,477 --> 00:09:09,583 Good luck. Yeah.Thanks. 160 00:09:10,273 --> 00:09:11,689 - Better odds. 161 00:10:03,395 --> 00:10:04,845 Can that be right? 162 00:10:06,709 --> 00:10:07,814 All right. 163 00:10:15,994 --> 00:10:17,927 It's not gambling. 164 00:10:18,031 --> 00:10:21,862 The lottery?Yup. There's a way to win every time. 165 00:10:21,966 --> 00:10:22,967 Are you having a stroke? 166 00:10:23,070 --> 00:10:24,278 There's a loophole 167 00:10:24,382 --> 00:10:25,935 they didn't see, and it's right here in the math. 168 00:10:26,039 --> 00:10:27,937 Now, on a typical drawing, 169 00:10:28,041 --> 00:10:32,424 you'd have a one in 54 chance of hitting three out of six numbers, 170 00:10:32,528 --> 00:10:35,911 and a one in 1,500 chance of hitting four. 171 00:10:36,014 --> 00:10:37,360 Odds are you'll lose every time. 172 00:10:37,464 --> 00:10:38,534 Not every time. 173 00:10:38,638 --> 00:10:40,985 I won a free ticket last week, which lost. 174 00:10:41,088 --> 00:10:43,021 But on the roll down weeks, 175 00:10:43,125 --> 00:10:44,885 the payouts to the lower numbers 176 00:10:44,989 --> 00:10:49,303 increases above the amount that you would pay to play. 177 00:10:49,407 --> 00:10:52,306 So, the math is in your favor. 178 00:10:52,859 --> 00:10:53,722 And they missed it. 179 00:10:53,825 --> 00:10:55,585 - I don't know what this says. 180 00:10:55,689 --> 00:10:58,727 Looks like the numbers a crazy man drew on his cell wall. 181 00:10:58,830 --> 00:11:00,383 It means that on the roll down weeks, 182 00:11:00,487 --> 00:11:02,109 you're guaranteed to win. 183 00:11:02,213 --> 00:11:03,870 That can't be true. 184 00:11:03,973 --> 00:11:07,080 Why not?Because it's the lottery, Jerry. 185 00:11:07,183 --> 00:11:08,702 There's a building of people in Detroit 186 00:11:08,806 --> 00:11:11,809 whose job it is to know how the numbers work. And they do. 187 00:11:13,155 --> 00:11:16,365 I cannot believe you are my accountant. 188 00:11:17,159 --> 00:11:18,263 Part-time accountant. 189 00:11:18,367 --> 00:11:20,541 Full-time online travel agent. 190 00:11:29,033 --> 00:11:30,068 Hey, Mindy. 191 00:11:30,172 --> 00:11:32,036 Hey, Jerry. Making a deposit? 192 00:11:32,139 --> 00:11:34,072 Uh, no... I... 193 00:11:35,591 --> 00:11:38,111 I'd like to withdraw $2,000. 194 00:11:38,801 --> 00:11:39,768 Yep. 195 00:11:41,942 --> 00:11:43,703 So, how are your feet? 196 00:11:43,806 --> 00:11:45,152 Been better. 197 00:11:45,256 --> 00:11:46,636 Rolling the tennis ball helped, 198 00:11:46,740 --> 00:11:49,191 until my manager tripped on it and threw it into the street. 199 00:11:49,294 --> 00:11:50,606 I can bring you another one. 200 00:11:50,710 --> 00:11:52,815 They come in threes.Thanks. 201 00:11:57,302 --> 00:11:58,579 Oh, thank you. 202 00:11:58,683 --> 00:12:01,272 I'll be back in a couple of days with a deposit. 203 00:12:01,375 --> 00:12:02,583 Okay. 204 00:12:04,862 --> 00:12:05,655 Oh. 205 00:12:05,759 --> 00:12:09,004 Probably be 20% more than this. 206 00:12:09,107 --> 00:12:10,108 Give or take. 207 00:12:10,212 --> 00:12:11,592 See you then.Okay. 208 00:12:38,136 --> 00:12:39,448 - Thank you. 209 00:12:39,551 --> 00:12:41,519 - Okay. Have a good day. 210 00:12:47,180 --> 00:12:49,078 Two thousand WinFall tickets. 211 00:12:50,493 --> 00:12:51,771 Two thousand? 212 00:12:52,288 --> 00:12:53,531 Yes, ma'am. 213 00:13:00,676 --> 00:13:05,577 Good evening, folks, and welcome to this week's WinFall lottery roll down. 214 00:13:05,681 --> 00:13:09,305 Grab your tickets, have a seat and let's get right to it. 215 00:13:09,409 --> 00:13:12,550 The first lucky number is six. 216 00:13:12,653 --> 00:13:14,517 The second number... 217 00:13:16,623 --> 00:13:17,969 Twenty-three. 218 00:13:19,005 --> 00:13:20,938 You okay?Oh, yeah. Never better. 219 00:13:23,112 --> 00:13:24,873 - Forty-three.So, how'd it go with the boat? 220 00:13:25,494 --> 00:13:26,806 Oh, uh... 221 00:13:26,909 --> 00:13:31,051 They said they can fix the motor, but it's not for me. 222 00:13:31,155 --> 00:13:33,709 I mean, we're supposed to be doing stuff together anyway, right? 223 00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:35,469 - Thirty-one. 224 00:13:35,573 --> 00:13:37,230 You want to watch a movie?- The next winning number is... 225 00:13:37,333 --> 00:13:41,199 Oh... No, I didn't mean right now.- Ten. 226 00:13:42,511 --> 00:13:44,616 Well, so, when?Well, I don't know. 227 00:13:44,720 --> 00:13:46,204 I'm watching a program. 228 00:13:47,136 --> 00:13:48,068 You're watching this? 229 00:13:48,172 --> 00:13:49,138 No. 230 00:14:03,083 --> 00:14:07,294 Forty-three, 31, 10, and 32. 231 00:14:07,398 --> 00:14:09,193 And we hope you're a winner. 232 00:14:10,056 --> 00:14:11,126 One... 233 00:14:13,680 --> 00:14:15,302 That's one's four. 234 00:14:16,545 --> 00:14:18,788 Twenty-one, 28. 235 00:14:19,513 --> 00:14:21,032 Sixteen. 236 00:14:32,872 --> 00:14:35,564 Problem is, nobody knows about this town. 237 00:14:35,667 --> 00:14:39,292 Evart should start selling houses for a dollar, like they do in Tuscany. 238 00:14:39,395 --> 00:14:40,914 Lure people here. 239 00:14:41,018 --> 00:14:42,916 We can live in Tuscany for a dollar? 240 00:14:43,020 --> 00:14:44,228 Well, a Euro. 241 00:14:44,331 --> 00:14:45,470 - That's a dollar. 242 00:14:45,574 --> 00:14:47,507 - No, a little more than that. 243 00:14:47,610 --> 00:14:49,164 Jerry, how much is a Euro? 244 00:14:53,133 --> 00:14:54,100 Jerry. 245 00:14:55,204 --> 00:14:56,205 Oh. 246 00:14:57,034 --> 00:14:58,000 Sorry. 247 00:14:59,415 --> 00:15:00,830 Mmm. 248 00:15:01,728 --> 00:15:02,936 Full house. 249 00:15:03,695 --> 00:15:05,145 We're playing gin. 250 00:15:05,249 --> 00:15:06,629 Oh. 251 00:15:13,222 --> 00:15:15,638 - Thank you so much.- All right. Well, goodnight. 252 00:15:15,742 --> 00:15:17,054 - Goodnight.- Take care. 253 00:15:17,157 --> 00:15:19,194 Have a good walk home.- Okay. 254 00:15:20,091 --> 00:15:21,713 - Gin, or poker, or cribbage, 255 00:15:21,817 --> 00:15:23,681 I get confused by them all.- You don't care. You don't care. 256 00:15:23,784 --> 00:15:25,925 Scrabble. Scrabblenext. 257 00:15:26,028 --> 00:15:27,133 All right, night. 258 00:15:29,031 --> 00:15:31,240 You're going to have to tell me what's going on. 259 00:15:31,344 --> 00:15:33,242 I'm too old to wait it out. 260 00:15:36,452 --> 00:15:37,660 Oh... 261 00:15:39,421 --> 00:15:41,043 I missed my chance. 262 00:15:43,563 --> 00:15:45,220 I did everything I was supposed to do. 263 00:15:46,014 --> 00:15:47,291 Everything I had to do. 264 00:15:48,809 --> 00:15:51,191 Now it's too late to do anything else. 265 00:15:52,261 --> 00:15:55,299 Oh, your life isn't over. 266 00:16:00,062 --> 00:16:02,030 Everybody seems to think it is. 267 00:16:02,547 --> 00:16:03,686 Well... 268 00:16:05,861 --> 00:16:07,725 Heck, I can do anything. 269 00:16:07,828 --> 00:16:10,693 I'd still be at the factory if they didn't cut my line. 270 00:16:12,626 --> 00:16:14,145 But instead... 271 00:16:15,560 --> 00:16:18,356 These are my golden years. 272 00:16:18,460 --> 00:16:21,463 Yeah, just because things didn't work out the way you wanted, 273 00:16:21,566 --> 00:16:23,465 doesn't mean they won't. 274 00:16:23,568 --> 00:16:25,846 Good luck happens, same as bad. 275 00:16:31,059 --> 00:16:32,025 What? 276 00:16:33,061 --> 00:16:36,029 Good luck, it happens same as bad? 277 00:16:36,133 --> 00:16:38,998 Yeah. It's just math.Yeah. 278 00:16:39,101 --> 00:16:42,277 What?Oh, man. What a dummy. 279 00:16:43,312 --> 00:16:44,555 Not you. Me. 280 00:16:44,658 --> 00:16:46,902 You're a genius. 281 00:16:48,731 --> 00:16:50,216 Sample size. 282 00:16:51,941 --> 00:16:54,185 That is where I went wrong. 283 00:16:54,289 --> 00:16:57,809 I didn't calculate the frequency of probability. 284 00:16:58,293 --> 00:16:59,294 It's just math. 285 00:16:59,397 --> 00:17:01,261 Oh, I don't like math. 286 00:17:01,365 --> 00:17:03,298 Oh. Oh, I'm sorry. 287 00:17:03,401 --> 00:17:06,473 Here, let me show you... 288 00:17:06,577 --> 00:17:08,751 Here. So, if you take a coin 289 00:17:08,855 --> 00:17:10,995 and you flipped it 1,000 times, 290 00:17:11,099 --> 00:17:14,240 you might still get 60% heads. 291 00:17:14,343 --> 00:17:20,763 But if you flipped it 5,000 times, the probability gets closer to 50%. 292 00:17:20,867 --> 00:17:24,905 The sample has to be large enough to take luck out of the equation. 293 00:17:25,009 --> 00:17:27,943 And this is for you. 294 00:17:28,771 --> 00:17:31,326 Are you depositing a penny? 295 00:17:31,429 --> 00:17:34,087 No. No. 296 00:17:34,467 --> 00:17:35,468 No. Uh... 297 00:17:36,469 --> 00:17:38,195 I wanna make a withdrawal. 298 00:17:38,781 --> 00:17:41,336 $4,200. 299 00:17:43,027 --> 00:17:44,684 Oh, and how much does that leave us with? 300 00:17:44,787 --> 00:17:46,996 I am checking. 301 00:17:49,309 --> 00:17:51,000 A little over four. 302 00:17:51,415 --> 00:17:52,381 Okay. 303 00:17:55,488 --> 00:17:57,179 Make it six, then. 304 00:17:58,353 --> 00:17:59,388 Six?Mmm-hmm. 305 00:18:06,947 --> 00:18:09,433 Eight? 306 00:18:11,400 --> 00:18:12,574 Eight?$8,000. 307 00:18:13,402 --> 00:18:14,403 Are you sure?Hmm. 308 00:18:17,613 --> 00:18:18,683 - Ninety-eight. 309 00:18:22,894 --> 00:18:24,379 - Ninety-nine. 310 00:18:26,519 --> 00:18:28,107 Eight thousand. 311 00:18:30,488 --> 00:18:31,558 Thank you, Midge. 312 00:18:32,249 --> 00:18:33,250 There we go. 313 00:18:33,353 --> 00:18:34,320 Bye-bye. 314 00:18:36,356 --> 00:18:38,462 - You know, every town has a thing. 315 00:18:38,565 --> 00:18:39,877 We need a thing. 316 00:18:39,980 --> 00:18:41,775 What happened to jazz fest? 317 00:18:41,879 --> 00:18:44,330 Well, we couldn't keep the stage up to code. 318 00:18:44,433 --> 00:18:46,711 Oh, one of those clogger girls fell right through. 319 00:18:46,815 --> 00:18:48,127 Oh, yeah. 320 00:18:48,230 --> 00:18:49,507 - Jazz fest made money, too. 321 00:18:49,611 --> 00:18:52,441 I mean, not that year, because the girl sued us.Yeah. 322 00:18:52,545 --> 00:18:54,857 She was upset 'cause we were still clapping. 323 00:18:54,961 --> 00:18:56,859 We thought it was part of the show. 324 00:18:56,963 --> 00:18:58,171 - Oh. 325 00:18:58,275 --> 00:19:00,000 By the way, a bunch of us are pooling money 326 00:19:00,104 --> 00:19:02,175 for the lottery tonight. 327 00:19:02,279 --> 00:19:04,729 They're doing that roll down thing, where you can win more. 328 00:19:04,833 --> 00:19:07,801 We're not lottery people.- That's probably for the best. 329 00:19:07,905 --> 00:19:09,700 You know, there are some people who blow thousands 330 00:19:09,803 --> 00:19:11,219 on those things? 331 00:19:11,322 --> 00:19:12,841 You all right?- Here we go. 332 00:19:12,944 --> 00:19:14,256 What's the matter? Take the drink.- Down the wrong pipe. 333 00:19:14,912 --> 00:19:15,913 Eating too fast. 334 00:19:17,915 --> 00:19:19,123 - Yeah. 335 00:19:22,264 --> 00:19:23,231 Ooh. 336 00:19:24,784 --> 00:19:26,165 Four. 337 00:19:44,252 --> 00:19:45,218 Whoo. 338 00:20:06,895 --> 00:20:08,414 - I mean, it's like a regular travel agent, 339 00:20:08,517 --> 00:20:09,484 but it's online, 340 00:20:09,587 --> 00:20:10,692 so people can act like animals 341 00:20:10,795 --> 00:20:11,865 when something doesn't work out. 342 00:20:11,969 --> 00:20:13,695 Hey, you should be traveling. 343 00:20:13,798 --> 00:20:16,353 You and Wendy used to go on all these cruises and come back 344 00:20:16,456 --> 00:20:17,733 and call everything port and starboard. 345 00:20:17,837 --> 00:20:19,079 I didn't even know which was which. 346 00:20:19,183 --> 00:20:21,150 Depends which ocean you're on. 347 00:20:21,254 --> 00:20:23,739 Hmm. No. No.- Yep. 348 00:20:23,843 --> 00:20:25,534 She'd want you to have fun. 349 00:20:25,638 --> 00:20:27,156 It's been three years. 350 00:20:27,260 --> 00:20:29,193 Oh, brats. Brats and burgers. All? 351 00:20:29,297 --> 00:20:30,677 - With cheese on it.Okay. 352 00:20:30,781 --> 00:20:32,092 Brats and... Oh.- Cheddar? 353 00:20:32,196 --> 00:20:33,991 Doug, would you watch the grill for a second? 354 00:20:34,094 --> 00:20:36,062 See? This is a good time. Huh? 355 00:20:36,165 --> 00:20:37,857 Mmm.I told you it'd be worth the drive. 356 00:20:37,960 --> 00:20:39,065 No, you said you didn't know 357 00:20:39,168 --> 00:20:40,653 how many weekends you have left. 358 00:20:40,756 --> 00:20:41,930 Well, I don't. 359 00:20:42,033 --> 00:20:45,105 Yeah, but the math works. 360 00:20:45,209 --> 00:20:46,866 Drive for two hours, get a free burger. 361 00:20:46,969 --> 00:20:48,350 Offsets the cost of gas. 362 00:20:48,454 --> 00:20:49,731 I don't eat meat, Dad. 363 00:20:49,834 --> 00:20:51,388 Oh, right. I'll get the chicken. 364 00:20:51,491 --> 00:20:52,699 No, that's still meat. 365 00:20:52,803 --> 00:20:54,080 - Okay. 366 00:20:54,701 --> 00:20:55,944 Is he okay? 367 00:20:56,047 --> 00:20:59,741 He just doesn't know the formula for "I miss you." 368 00:20:59,844 --> 00:21:01,018 It is more fun when you're here. 369 00:21:01,121 --> 00:21:03,676 I know, but you and Dad, you gotta have fun together. 370 00:21:03,779 --> 00:21:04,849 Yeah. 371 00:21:04,953 --> 00:21:06,057 I know you've waited a really long time 372 00:21:06,161 --> 00:21:07,956 for him to retire.I know. 373 00:21:08,059 --> 00:21:10,303 I know. We need to work on it. 374 00:21:10,407 --> 00:21:13,582 I can't even remember the last time that we had... 375 00:21:13,686 --> 00:21:15,515 You know?What? 376 00:21:15,619 --> 00:21:17,724 Yeah.Oh, no, that's okay. I don't need to hear about... 377 00:21:18,415 --> 00:21:19,554 Honey. 378 00:21:19,657 --> 00:21:20,969 I'm gonna get a beer. 379 00:21:21,072 --> 00:21:22,867 Okay? Okay.We'll work on it. 380 00:21:22,971 --> 00:21:24,869 I'm thinking about it anyway.- Okay. 381 00:21:24,973 --> 00:21:26,285 I wish he would. 382 00:21:28,425 --> 00:21:29,495 Whoa. 383 00:21:30,012 --> 00:21:31,082 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 384 00:21:31,186 --> 00:21:33,844 No, Lizzy, Lizzy, Lizzy! No, no, no, no, Liz. 385 00:21:33,947 --> 00:21:35,915 Let's not... Let's not open that. 386 00:21:36,018 --> 00:21:38,331 Why? I want the popcorn.I know. I know. 387 00:21:38,435 --> 00:21:41,507 But this... this popcorn's very stale. Ugh. 388 00:21:41,610 --> 00:21:43,474 I like stale. 389 00:21:43,578 --> 00:21:46,581 Well, but this is full of sugar. It's no good for you. 390 00:21:46,684 --> 00:21:49,446 I saw you eat seven Oreos. 391 00:21:50,792 --> 00:21:51,931 You want an Oreo? 392 00:21:52,034 --> 00:21:53,553 You ate them all, Pop Pop. 393 00:21:55,003 --> 00:21:57,005 Okay. All right. Uh... 394 00:21:57,108 --> 00:21:59,318 Let me just have it for one minute. 395 00:21:59,421 --> 00:22:01,596 Pop Pop will give it back to you. I promise. 396 00:22:01,699 --> 00:22:03,805 You trust Pop Pop now, right? 397 00:22:03,908 --> 00:22:05,979 Let me just take one minute. 398 00:22:06,083 --> 00:22:07,326 And I'll be right out. 399 00:22:21,926 --> 00:22:23,652 Here you go. 400 00:22:23,756 --> 00:22:26,068 Take.Thanks, Pop Pop. 401 00:22:26,931 --> 00:22:28,208 Yep. 402 00:22:45,674 --> 00:22:47,089 Something you wanna tell me? 403 00:22:47,918 --> 00:22:49,368 What? 404 00:22:49,471 --> 00:22:50,472 The pantry. 405 00:22:55,719 --> 00:22:57,376 I'm playing the lottery. 406 00:22:59,308 --> 00:23:01,483 I meant the empty bag of Oreos. 407 00:23:05,487 --> 00:23:09,180 I'm playing the lottery, and I'm winning. 408 00:23:09,284 --> 00:23:12,460 I figured out the math, and I won $15,000. 409 00:23:12,563 --> 00:23:15,532 It's stuffed inside the Frosted Mini-Wheats box. 410 00:23:16,671 --> 00:23:17,775 Wow. 411 00:23:23,574 --> 00:23:26,301 I gave $20 to Shirley's lottery pool. 412 00:23:26,405 --> 00:23:28,683 I guess it's not such a big deal now. 413 00:23:30,892 --> 00:23:32,203 I... 414 00:23:32,652 --> 00:23:34,136 I had to try it. 415 00:23:34,240 --> 00:23:36,898 I... I found this flaw in the game, 416 00:23:37,001 --> 00:23:40,004 and I had to find out if I was right. 417 00:23:40,108 --> 00:23:41,799 Well, why didn't you just tell me? 418 00:23:42,524 --> 00:23:45,527 I... felt silly. 419 00:23:45,631 --> 00:23:49,358 We barely have enough money to retire on as it is, and... 420 00:23:50,014 --> 00:23:51,602 This is no time to risk it. 421 00:23:54,018 --> 00:23:55,710 Yes, it is.What? 422 00:23:55,813 --> 00:23:56,918 It's time to risk it. 423 00:23:57,021 --> 00:23:58,264 Because right now we're losing 424 00:23:58,367 --> 00:24:00,439 something that matters even more. 425 00:24:01,578 --> 00:24:03,821 I've waited 40 years for it to be just us, 426 00:24:03,925 --> 00:24:06,272 and so far we kind of suck at it. 427 00:24:07,376 --> 00:24:08,343 We have Jeopardy. 428 00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:11,760 Oh, that's not a thing. Jerry! 429 00:24:11,864 --> 00:24:13,348 I wanna have fun. 430 00:24:14,625 --> 00:24:16,282 I wanna have fun. 431 00:24:19,009 --> 00:24:21,943 Let's be a little stupid. Huh? 432 00:24:22,046 --> 00:24:23,738 We got married when we were 17, 433 00:24:23,841 --> 00:24:25,533 so we know how to do it. 434 00:24:26,982 --> 00:24:28,225 Well, that's true. 435 00:24:29,329 --> 00:24:32,229 We need something for us. 436 00:24:34,403 --> 00:24:36,544 I didn't think it would be playing the lottery, 437 00:24:36,647 --> 00:24:40,479 but I'd rob a bank if it gave us something to talk about. 438 00:24:41,514 --> 00:24:42,584 Okay. 439 00:24:42,688 --> 00:24:45,898 $15,000?Yep. 440 00:24:48,728 --> 00:24:51,282 - If we bet the whole $15,000... 441 00:24:51,386 --> 00:24:53,664 Oh, we should. Let's bet it all.You think? 442 00:24:53,768 --> 00:24:56,840 Yeah, 'cause I was thinking the same thing. It's right... 443 00:24:56,943 --> 00:24:58,842 No. No, no, no, no. 444 00:24:58,945 --> 00:25:01,361 Leon, what happened to WinFall? 445 00:25:01,465 --> 00:25:03,502 Oh, they... they phased it out. 446 00:25:03,605 --> 00:25:06,021 What?It's gone, just like that? 447 00:25:06,125 --> 00:25:07,644 You don't play anyway, do you? 448 00:25:07,747 --> 00:25:10,612 No.Yeah, well, I guess people will just 449 00:25:10,716 --> 00:25:12,925 have to play the one in Massachusetts now. 450 00:25:15,410 --> 00:25:18,102 The math works. You can see that. You're an accountant. 451 00:25:18,206 --> 00:25:19,725 Yeah. I mean... 452 00:25:19,828 --> 00:25:20,864 I mean, it looks right. 453 00:25:20,967 --> 00:25:22,417 And Massachusetts isn't that far. 454 00:25:22,521 --> 00:25:26,076 No, it's only about a 10-hour drive if our truck doesn't break down. 455 00:25:26,179 --> 00:25:27,974 If it does, we'll get a ride.Yeah. 456 00:25:28,078 --> 00:25:29,424 From whom? 457 00:25:29,528 --> 00:25:31,564 Truckers.Yeah, they're always looking for company. 458 00:25:31,668 --> 00:25:33,911 To murder.We'll jump out if it gets weird. 459 00:25:34,015 --> 00:25:36,811 And they won't even know that we have a duffle bag full of cash. 460 00:25:36,914 --> 00:25:39,123 Yeah, we'll keep that zipped up. 461 00:25:39,227 --> 00:25:41,678 All right.All right, what? 462 00:25:41,781 --> 00:25:42,851 I'm in, too. 463 00:25:42,955 --> 00:25:44,888 You sure?- No. 464 00:25:44,991 --> 00:25:48,477 But what the hell? Put me in for 1,000. 465 00:25:48,581 --> 00:25:50,583 I just got a cruise I gotta cancel now. 466 00:26:06,461 --> 00:26:08,567 - Hey. Oh.Oh. Got our dinner. 467 00:26:08,670 --> 00:26:12,053 Yeah. We're going to need three days of food. 468 00:26:12,778 --> 00:26:13,675 Oh. 469 00:26:13,779 --> 00:26:15,781 And I found us a small town to play in. 470 00:26:16,333 --> 00:26:18,404 Yeah, keep things quiet. 471 00:26:18,507 --> 00:26:20,717 You know, like how I park a block away 472 00:26:20,820 --> 00:26:22,270 at a good garage sale. 473 00:26:22,373 --> 00:26:23,754 Yeah? Oh.Move. 474 00:26:26,999 --> 00:26:29,208 You got a ham radio?What? 475 00:26:29,311 --> 00:26:31,210 Ham radio. We're gonna hit some dead zones. 476 00:26:31,313 --> 00:26:34,316 I suppose I can go to Ace...Wait a minute. 477 00:26:35,490 --> 00:26:36,905 How are we on batteries? 478 00:26:37,009 --> 00:26:39,252 Uh... I... 479 00:26:39,356 --> 00:26:41,703 - Ah. 480 00:26:41,807 --> 00:26:45,673 Okay. Let's get some more. Just in case. 481 00:26:45,776 --> 00:26:47,813 Feels like we really are robbing a bank. 482 00:26:47,916 --> 00:26:51,264 Nah. It's gonna be more fun. You take that. 483 00:26:51,368 --> 00:26:53,094 Here are the keys. 484 00:26:53,197 --> 00:26:54,958 All right. Aah. 485 00:26:55,061 --> 00:26:57,236 I got the coupons. 486 00:26:57,339 --> 00:26:58,651 All right. You grab that. 487 00:26:58,755 --> 00:27:00,722 Oh, now? Oh. 488 00:27:00,826 --> 00:27:02,103 Let's go.Oh. 489 00:27:02,206 --> 00:27:04,105 Can I get dressed first? 490 00:27:09,075 --> 00:27:11,353 Mmm.Whoo. 491 00:27:11,457 --> 00:27:12,803 You have cookies? 492 00:27:18,291 --> 00:27:20,086 Ooh. 493 00:27:56,605 --> 00:27:57,883 Doesn't look like much. 494 00:27:57,986 --> 00:28:01,093 Well, all we need is a ticket machine, right? 495 00:28:06,719 --> 00:28:08,583 Hey, kid, those are buy one, get one free, 496 00:28:08,687 --> 00:28:10,343 'cause they're so out of date. 497 00:28:10,447 --> 00:28:11,759 They're from 2013, 498 00:28:11,862 --> 00:28:14,900 but they'll still turn your mouth blue. 499 00:28:16,798 --> 00:28:18,489 Actually, I'm gonna get them first. 500 00:28:18,593 --> 00:28:20,457 How can I help you? 501 00:28:20,560 --> 00:28:23,874 We'd like to buy 8,000 WinFall tickets. 502 00:28:25,842 --> 00:28:27,188 - I'm gonna get you first. 503 00:28:30,605 --> 00:28:32,089 No way is this enough. 504 00:28:33,401 --> 00:28:34,747 There's no way that was enough. 505 00:28:35,230 --> 00:28:36,369 Uh... 506 00:28:36,473 --> 00:28:38,855 Eight thousand WinFall tickets is, like... 507 00:28:40,063 --> 00:28:41,927 $29,000. 508 00:28:42,030 --> 00:28:44,688 No. 16,000.$16,000. 509 00:28:44,792 --> 00:28:47,587 And that is how much we brought. 510 00:28:49,486 --> 00:28:52,800 Well, the machine prints 1,000 tickets an hour, so you'll be here all day. 511 00:28:52,903 --> 00:28:55,492 And let me tell you from experience, being here all day sucks. 512 00:28:56,700 --> 00:28:58,046 Because I'm here all day. 513 00:28:59,772 --> 00:29:03,914 Well, he's right. It's gonna take eight hours. 514 00:29:04,846 --> 00:29:06,572 I can do it.Let's get rolling. 515 00:29:06,675 --> 00:29:10,576 You want us?Yeah, come on. I got work to do. 516 00:29:10,679 --> 00:29:13,165 I'm busy.Well, can you show us how it works? 517 00:29:13,268 --> 00:29:14,614 You'll figure it out. 518 00:29:14,718 --> 00:29:16,996 - Sorry, the motel's not so great. 519 00:29:17,100 --> 00:29:19,309 - The Pick and Shovel. 520 00:29:19,412 --> 00:29:20,793 Perfect name. 521 00:29:20,897 --> 00:29:23,589 Because it's what you need to dig a grave. 522 00:29:23,692 --> 00:29:26,350 Hah. Reminds me of our wedding night. 523 00:29:26,454 --> 00:29:27,904 Huh? 524 00:29:28,007 --> 00:29:31,286 My dad gave me enough money to take you to the prom. 525 00:29:31,390 --> 00:29:34,013 But then I thought, "Heck, the prom ends at midnight, 526 00:29:34,117 --> 00:29:36,636 "but a marriage, that lasts forever. 527 00:29:36,740 --> 00:29:38,328 "And it's 20 bucks cheaper." 528 00:29:38,431 --> 00:29:40,848 Which you spent on a Days Inn. 529 00:29:40,951 --> 00:29:43,712 Oh, on our honeymoon.Yeah. 530 00:29:43,816 --> 00:29:47,544 Well, I'm glad we're being crazy. 531 00:29:47,647 --> 00:29:49,684 I'd sleep in the car if I had to. 532 00:29:49,788 --> 00:29:51,790 Well, you may have to. 533 00:29:52,687 --> 00:29:54,344 I don't think this door locks. 534 00:29:54,447 --> 00:29:57,174 Oh, it's on, Jerry.Oh, oh, oh, oh. 535 00:30:00,868 --> 00:30:01,903 All right. 536 00:30:03,353 --> 00:30:05,079 Oh, you have the... 537 00:30:05,182 --> 00:30:08,220 - Cross those fingers, our very last lucky number is 21. 538 00:30:08,323 --> 00:30:14,226 Folks, those numbers, one more time, are 23, 45, 01, 25, 06 and 21. 539 00:30:14,329 --> 00:30:17,022 All right, folks, check those numbers. We wish you the best of luck. 540 00:30:17,125 --> 00:30:19,369 Hopefully this was your week.Okay. 541 00:30:24,201 --> 00:30:28,827 - Well, we got 8,000 tickets to check. 542 00:30:29,482 --> 00:30:30,690 - Let's get started. 543 00:30:30,794 --> 00:30:32,796 We'll probably see sunrise. 544 00:30:56,026 --> 00:31:01,169 The last one is a three-number winner. 545 00:31:01,273 --> 00:31:03,102 Oh, good. 546 00:31:03,931 --> 00:31:05,035 Okay. 547 00:31:06,830 --> 00:31:10,661 So we bet 16,000.Mmm-hmm. 548 00:31:11,870 --> 00:31:16,736 And the two number winners just gives us free tickets, 549 00:31:16,840 --> 00:31:19,291 so if we count those as a push... 550 00:31:19,394 --> 00:31:22,363 Which means we made... 551 00:31:23,502 --> 00:31:25,953 $21,043. 552 00:31:26,229 --> 00:31:27,713 Oh... 553 00:31:27,816 --> 00:31:30,543 I think we're gonna need more Oreos. 554 00:31:32,407 --> 00:31:36,549 Yeah, we're all... No, heck. There's a little piece left there for you. 555 00:31:36,653 --> 00:31:39,242 No.You sure you don't... 556 00:31:39,345 --> 00:31:40,657 No, thank you. 557 00:31:59,779 --> 00:32:03,542 They just said, "Congratulations." Huh. 558 00:32:03,645 --> 00:32:05,026 Of course they did. 559 00:32:05,130 --> 00:32:06,994 It's not against the rules to buy tickets. 560 00:32:07,097 --> 00:32:10,618 I thought an alarm would go off and they'd start yelling at me. 561 00:32:10,721 --> 00:32:12,723 So did I. 562 00:32:14,104 --> 00:32:17,004 Do you really think we're the only ones who know? 563 00:32:36,299 --> 00:32:40,544 Hey, why are there ultrasonic sensors on our toilet stalls? 564 00:32:40,648 --> 00:32:42,098 - Bathroom vacancy grid. 565 00:32:42,201 --> 00:32:44,928 I got tired of walking in there and seeing feet under every stall. 566 00:32:45,032 --> 00:32:47,966 So, now I know that when the light is green, the toilet is... 567 00:32:48,069 --> 00:32:49,968 Well, not clean, but nobody is sitting on it. 568 00:32:50,071 --> 00:32:51,900 We're supposed to be doing our research projects. 569 00:32:52,004 --> 00:32:52,971 I am. 570 00:32:53,074 --> 00:32:54,627 Bathroom lights?No. That'd be stupid. 571 00:32:54,731 --> 00:32:55,870 I'm doing one on the lottery. 572 00:32:55,974 --> 00:32:58,493 Ah. That's way more stupid. 573 00:32:58,597 --> 00:32:59,874 It's not. I'm evaluating 574 00:32:59,978 --> 00:33:03,429 the exact odds of winning Powerball versus Mega Millions. 575 00:33:03,533 --> 00:33:06,432 Okay. Yeah, it's stupid. Whatever. I'll still get a B. 576 00:33:07,847 --> 00:33:09,056 What are these? 577 00:33:09,159 --> 00:33:11,851 The smaller state games. I need them for comparison. 578 00:33:11,955 --> 00:33:14,302 Sweet. The handicapped stall is open. 579 00:33:52,271 --> 00:33:53,824 Jerry, pull over. 580 00:33:54,860 --> 00:33:57,345 Come on, pull over.We're only a mile from home. 581 00:33:57,449 --> 00:33:58,691 No.You can't hold it? 582 00:33:58,795 --> 00:34:00,176 It's not that. 583 00:34:01,418 --> 00:34:02,937 Okay. Okay. 584 00:34:21,714 --> 00:34:23,337 Marge, how long is this gonna take? 585 00:34:23,440 --> 00:34:25,166 'Cause I actually have to go. 586 00:34:27,030 --> 00:34:30,240 Did you ever think maybe the world wasn't passing you by? 587 00:34:31,966 --> 00:34:34,072 Maybe you were meant to be here. 588 00:34:35,521 --> 00:34:36,971 To work in the factory 589 00:34:37,075 --> 00:34:39,318 and to care about all these people the way you do, 590 00:34:39,422 --> 00:34:43,150 because the day would come when you could help them. 591 00:34:45,876 --> 00:34:47,775 What do you mean? 592 00:34:47,878 --> 00:34:51,468 Well, you said the more we bet, the better the odds. 593 00:35:06,518 --> 00:35:07,967 I did say that. 594 00:35:14,077 --> 00:35:16,562 So you wanna start a corporation? 595 00:35:16,666 --> 00:35:18,081 Bring in the whole town. 596 00:35:18,185 --> 00:35:20,842 If we sell shares, we'll have more capital to invest. 597 00:35:20,946 --> 00:35:22,982 Go big or go home. 598 00:35:23,086 --> 00:35:25,537 Then we'll split the profits with the shareholders. 599 00:35:25,640 --> 00:35:27,021 Everybody rides. 600 00:35:27,125 --> 00:35:28,298 Will you stop talking like that? 601 00:35:28,402 --> 00:35:30,335 Sorry. I'm just really into it. 602 00:35:30,438 --> 00:35:31,819 She's really into it. 603 00:35:31,922 --> 00:35:33,269 Because she knows it'll work. 604 00:35:33,372 --> 00:35:34,477 House always wins. 605 00:35:34,580 --> 00:35:35,581 Stop it. 606 00:35:36,824 --> 00:35:38,446 You really think people will come in on this? 607 00:35:38,550 --> 00:35:39,827 Yup. You did. 608 00:35:39,930 --> 00:35:42,174 Yeah, but I'm a depressed widower with nothing to live for. 609 00:35:42,278 --> 00:35:44,935 You wanna buy more shares, then?Yes! 610 00:35:45,867 --> 00:35:47,559 - And that about does it. 611 00:35:47,662 --> 00:35:49,181 Any questions? 612 00:35:49,285 --> 00:35:53,047 So, uh, GS Investment Strategies?That's right. 613 00:35:53,151 --> 00:35:55,739 We've got a business license and everything. 614 00:35:55,843 --> 00:35:56,913 Not much of a name. 615 00:35:57,016 --> 00:35:58,363 Well, don't worry about the name. 616 00:35:58,466 --> 00:35:59,916 You need "lottery" in there somewhere. 617 00:36:00,019 --> 00:36:01,435 Well, the name's not important. 618 00:36:01,538 --> 00:36:05,301 It is if you wanna sell the idea. I took a class on marketing. 619 00:36:05,404 --> 00:36:10,651 Well, the idea sells itself. You buy a share for $500 and you make a profit. 620 00:36:10,754 --> 00:36:12,687 It's that simple.Do you have a logo? 621 00:36:12,791 --> 00:36:14,482 Don't need a logo.Logos help. 622 00:36:14,586 --> 00:36:16,484 I have a pig on a tractor. 623 00:36:17,968 --> 00:36:21,972 Yeah. Okay, look, you all have known me for years. 624 00:36:22,076 --> 00:36:25,044 This will work, and it'll help everybody. 625 00:36:25,148 --> 00:36:26,667 What if we want in, 626 00:36:26,770 --> 00:36:30,429 but we're behind on our bills, and don't have enough for a share? 627 00:36:30,533 --> 00:36:32,638 Do you accept other forms of payment? 628 00:36:33,018 --> 00:36:34,088 Like what? 629 00:36:47,550 --> 00:36:48,620 Wait, wait, wait. 630 00:36:48,723 --> 00:36:50,104 Got it all right here. 631 00:36:50,208 --> 00:36:51,864 - Oh, we're in. 632 00:36:51,968 --> 00:36:54,142 I've never done anything criminal like this. 633 00:36:54,246 --> 00:36:56,248 - No, Shirley, it's not criminal. 634 00:36:56,352 --> 00:37:00,045 We're gonna pay taxes on all the winnings and claim expenses. 635 00:37:00,148 --> 00:37:02,358 Jerry's got it all worked out. 636 00:37:02,461 --> 00:37:05,533 Your mother and I are going into business. 637 00:37:05,637 --> 00:37:08,295 Are you selling her toffee or something? 638 00:37:08,398 --> 00:37:11,298 No. We're gonna play the lottery. 639 00:37:11,401 --> 00:37:14,266 It's 500 a share.Okay. 640 00:37:14,370 --> 00:37:16,820 Oh, yeah? Okay? You don't wanna know details? 641 00:37:16,924 --> 00:37:19,064 No, no, no, I'm good. It sounds great. 642 00:37:19,167 --> 00:37:20,893 You can see in the first three playsDad, Dad. 643 00:37:20,997 --> 00:37:22,170 that we've increased our profit. 644 00:37:22,274 --> 00:37:24,034 It's just not for me. 645 00:37:24,138 --> 00:37:26,865 I just don't understand this.It's just math. 646 00:37:26,968 --> 00:37:28,798 It's always just math. 647 00:37:28,901 --> 00:37:31,145 It's like sorting through coins, looking for buffalo nickels, 648 00:37:31,249 --> 00:37:33,078 because you had calculated there was, 649 00:37:33,181 --> 00:37:35,425 what, one in every seven rolls or something? 650 00:37:35,529 --> 00:37:37,634 Yeah. We made $600. 651 00:37:37,738 --> 00:37:42,018 We sorted through coins every weekend for a month. I was 12. 652 00:37:42,121 --> 00:37:43,364 It was fun. 653 00:37:45,055 --> 00:37:48,335 It would have been nice to just throw the football or something. 654 00:37:50,820 --> 00:37:52,166 Look, I'm... 655 00:37:53,926 --> 00:37:55,756 - Hey, Doug? 656 00:37:55,859 --> 00:37:57,999 Doug, the Porters lost power in their barn and they want you to come take a look. 657 00:37:58,103 --> 00:37:59,242 All right. I'll be right there. 658 00:37:59,346 --> 00:38:01,762 Okay. I gotta go.Okay. Yup. 659 00:38:07,319 --> 00:38:09,252 I'll be in your business, Pop Pop. 660 00:38:11,116 --> 00:38:13,774 How are you at logos?Good. 661 00:38:13,877 --> 00:38:15,362 Well, come here and show Pop Pop. 662 00:38:16,466 --> 00:38:17,502 Here. 663 00:38:20,401 --> 00:38:22,817 Let me give you some paper. 664 00:38:22,921 --> 00:38:25,233 And you show me what you can do 665 00:38:25,337 --> 00:38:28,478 about drawing a logo for Pop Pop's business. 666 00:38:28,582 --> 00:38:31,205 If you wanna get that going, push your button. 667 00:38:31,309 --> 00:38:32,689 Right there. Push the button. 668 00:38:43,942 --> 00:38:46,600 Bill?- Hey, Jerry. Hey, Marge. 669 00:38:46,703 --> 00:38:48,395 - Hi. 670 00:38:48,498 --> 00:38:50,500 Hey, uh, if we're gonna do this again, 671 00:38:50,604 --> 00:38:52,882 I'm gonna need to charge you for using the microwave. 672 00:38:54,262 --> 00:38:57,335 We are betting 40,000. 673 00:38:58,059 --> 00:38:59,198 You guys drug dealers? 674 00:38:59,302 --> 00:39:02,857 No. We're professional lottery players. 675 00:39:02,961 --> 00:39:04,411 I don't think that's a thing. 676 00:39:04,514 --> 00:39:06,067 It is now. 677 00:39:06,171 --> 00:39:09,485 Listen, as much as I'd like to see if you can stand behind that thing 678 00:39:09,588 --> 00:39:11,659 for that long without breaking a hip, 679 00:39:11,763 --> 00:39:14,248 there's no way you can buy that many tickets before closing time. 680 00:39:14,352 --> 00:39:16,077 Can you stay open later? 681 00:39:16,181 --> 00:39:17,527 Oh, I'm afraid not. 682 00:39:19,667 --> 00:39:22,049 I'm undergoing some marital trauma at the moment. 683 00:39:22,152 --> 00:39:24,465 Oh.Well, truth be told, 684 00:39:24,569 --> 00:39:26,881 tonight is a drinking celebration with my buddies. 685 00:39:26,985 --> 00:39:30,644 Now, admittedly we do it out there, in the parking lot, 686 00:39:30,747 --> 00:39:33,785 but, uh, I just can't have customers in here. 687 00:39:33,888 --> 00:39:35,407 It's a liability. 688 00:39:37,064 --> 00:39:38,997 Well... 689 00:39:39,100 --> 00:39:41,137 What if we weren't customers? 690 00:39:48,662 --> 00:39:50,560 I have no idea what you're talking about. 691 00:39:51,458 --> 00:39:54,668 What if we were partners? 692 00:39:54,771 --> 00:40:01,537 Bill, I'd like to introduce you to GS Investment Strategies. 693 00:40:03,849 --> 00:40:05,472 I'm in. Can I be in? 694 00:40:08,785 --> 00:40:12,479 So I'm a shareholder, and I could totally get you guys in if you want. 695 00:40:12,582 --> 00:40:15,965 So, it's a WinFall, so when the numbers... 696 00:40:16,068 --> 00:40:19,969 Okay, you're an investor... Okay, let's say you've got several hundred dollars. 697 00:40:20,072 --> 00:40:25,353 Then there is these lottery numbers. If they don't hit, you win. 698 00:40:26,147 --> 00:40:28,805 You in? You got any money? 699 00:40:29,772 --> 00:40:31,739 I believe we are done. 700 00:40:32,568 --> 00:40:34,432 Hey, I got two more shareholders. 701 00:40:34,535 --> 00:40:37,607 One of them's got to rob his parents' house real quick, but he's definitely in. 702 00:40:38,850 --> 00:40:41,197 That's 500 more tickets.Yup. 703 00:40:41,300 --> 00:40:42,474 All right. 704 00:40:42,578 --> 00:40:44,269 You want a bong hit real quick? 705 00:40:44,372 --> 00:40:47,168 I don't know what that is.- Marge? 706 00:40:47,272 --> 00:40:50,378 No thanks, Bill.All right. Ow! 707 00:40:55,107 --> 00:40:57,247 Our next number is 46... 708 00:40:57,972 --> 00:40:59,698 Number 24... 709 00:40:59,802 --> 00:41:03,702 And our very last number for today is number 23. 710 00:41:03,806 --> 00:41:07,844 So, one more time, those numbers are 05, 21, 39, 46, 24, 23... 711 00:41:07,948 --> 00:41:10,329 - Okay, here we go. 712 00:41:10,433 --> 00:41:13,332 No more cigarette burns, huh?Yeah. 713 00:41:17,751 --> 00:41:19,304 Well... 714 00:41:19,407 --> 00:41:24,343 I guess we fire up some of that delicious motel coffee 715 00:41:25,103 --> 00:41:27,105 and get started. 716 00:41:27,208 --> 00:41:28,762 Or it could wait till morning. 717 00:41:29,590 --> 00:41:30,695 Tomorrow? 718 00:41:45,848 --> 00:41:47,263 Oh. 719 00:41:49,161 --> 00:41:50,611 Hmm. 720 00:41:58,032 --> 00:41:59,517 - The lottery? 721 00:41:59,620 --> 00:42:01,242 - Lottery winners get a lot of clicks. 722 00:42:01,346 --> 00:42:03,348 I don't do clicks. I do news. 723 00:42:03,451 --> 00:42:06,454 Do you not see all these empty cubicles? 724 00:42:07,352 --> 00:42:09,527 Just poke around for something. 725 00:42:10,217 --> 00:42:11,874 Find me a headline that I can 726 00:42:11,977 --> 00:42:13,945 throw in the Spotlight section. 727 00:42:21,366 --> 00:42:24,058 - Hmm. 728 00:42:24,162 --> 00:42:28,822 Oh, nice thing about this mattress is, we both roll to the center. 729 00:42:31,410 --> 00:42:33,930 I don't think I can get out if I tried. 730 00:42:34,034 --> 00:42:35,656 Well, we have time. 731 00:42:37,382 --> 00:42:39,695 What?What the heck? 732 00:42:39,798 --> 00:42:41,973 Hey, hey, all right, all right. 733 00:42:43,561 --> 00:42:45,873 Got the wrong room. Got the wrong room. 734 00:42:45,977 --> 00:42:47,737 It came in!What did? 735 00:42:47,841 --> 00:42:51,189 The lottery sends a tally of all the winnings sold by the store. 736 00:42:51,292 --> 00:42:54,744 WinFall tickets won $82,000. 737 00:42:56,228 --> 00:42:59,473 And how many WinFall tickets did you sell at your store? 738 00:42:59,577 --> 00:43:02,165 Just yours, plus six more.Yes! 739 00:43:02,269 --> 00:43:03,960 To me. But those didn't win. 740 00:43:05,203 --> 00:43:06,376 We doubled it.We doubled it. 741 00:43:06,480 --> 00:43:08,275 We doubled it! 742 00:43:08,378 --> 00:43:09,276 We doubled it! 743 00:43:10,553 --> 00:43:11,968 - We doubled it! 744 00:43:54,321 --> 00:43:56,806 - Whoo! 745 00:44:06,436 --> 00:44:08,059 It's Steve. 746 00:44:08,162 --> 00:44:09,129 Hey, Steve. 747 00:44:09,232 --> 00:44:10,717 Hey, Jerry. 748 00:44:10,820 --> 00:44:14,306 I was just checking to see how we did. Um, you know, curious. 749 00:44:14,410 --> 00:44:17,827 - I will be sending out an official shareholder report. 750 00:44:17,931 --> 00:44:20,658 Yeah, yeah, right, right, but you know... 751 00:44:20,761 --> 00:44:22,729 He wants to know. What do you think? 752 00:44:26,077 --> 00:44:28,942 Well, we doubled it. 753 00:44:29,045 --> 00:44:30,012 We doubled it! 754 00:44:40,850 --> 00:44:42,024 Shh. 755 00:45:06,324 --> 00:45:08,084 This can't be real.I didn't believe it either, 756 00:45:08,188 --> 00:45:11,398 but I've been running simulations during the drawings, and it's right. 757 00:45:11,501 --> 00:45:14,056 If you bet at least 10 grand, the odds tilt towards the buyer. 758 00:45:14,159 --> 00:45:16,299 Can you get money from your dad?I'm not asking him for shit. 759 00:45:16,403 --> 00:45:18,854 Why not? His name is on a building. I think he can afford it. 760 00:45:18,957 --> 00:45:20,407 Because this is mine. 761 00:45:20,510 --> 00:45:21,788 Do you have 10 grand?No. 762 00:45:23,859 --> 00:45:25,274 I have a dorm. 763 00:45:25,377 --> 00:45:26,724 Okay, that is one slice of pizza 764 00:45:26,827 --> 00:45:28,242 per person. One slice. Thank you. 765 00:45:28,346 --> 00:45:30,866 - Hey, only take a piece if you contributed to the fund. 766 00:45:30,969 --> 00:45:35,733 The first thing you learn at Harvard is that you're here for your future. 767 00:45:36,216 --> 00:45:37,596 Right? 768 00:45:37,700 --> 00:45:39,115 Second thing you learn... 769 00:45:39,702 --> 00:45:41,117 Is that's all bullshit. 770 00:45:42,360 --> 00:45:44,431 - There is no future. 771 00:45:44,534 --> 00:45:48,469 There is just now waiting for you to take it. 772 00:45:48,573 --> 00:45:52,439 I found a flaw in the lottery. 773 00:45:52,542 --> 00:45:55,269 Okay? A way to beat the game every time 774 00:45:55,373 --> 00:45:58,307 because nobody at the lottery figured out what I did. 775 00:45:58,410 --> 00:46:01,275 But it only works if you can bet big. 776 00:46:01,379 --> 00:46:06,971 So, tell your parents that you have new lab fees, or need books, 777 00:46:07,074 --> 00:46:08,904 or got an STD. 778 00:46:10,664 --> 00:46:16,290 Whatever it takes, because if we pull this off, then we are legends! 779 00:46:19,535 --> 00:46:23,815 Also, I'm gonna need you all to fill out about 300 lottery slips, 780 00:46:23,919 --> 00:46:25,506 so we don't bet duplicates. 781 00:46:25,610 --> 00:46:27,198 Here you go. That's for you. 782 00:46:28,199 --> 00:46:29,234 Thank you. 783 00:46:32,479 --> 00:46:34,101 You're not filling any out? 784 00:46:34,205 --> 00:46:36,103 No. I'm in charge. 785 00:46:39,072 --> 00:46:41,695 - Okay, talk to me. So you wanna renovate it? 786 00:46:41,799 --> 00:46:44,456 - Yup. All the shareholders are chipping in. 787 00:46:44,560 --> 00:46:46,251 We're bringing back the jazz festival. 788 00:46:46,355 --> 00:46:49,496 The best music is the music you make up as you go along. 789 00:46:49,599 --> 00:46:52,775 - Ah, I'm just sad we couldn't have had it when Prince was around. 790 00:46:52,879 --> 00:46:54,363 He wouldn't have come, Howard. 791 00:46:54,466 --> 00:46:55,882 We'll never know. 792 00:46:55,985 --> 00:46:58,229 You guys are sure this is what you wanna do with your money? 793 00:46:58,332 --> 00:46:59,644 You don't wanna invest it somewhere? 794 00:46:59,747 --> 00:47:02,026 We are investing it somewhere. 795 00:47:05,132 --> 00:47:06,099 All right. 796 00:47:06,927 --> 00:47:08,687 I'll give you a hand.All right. 797 00:47:08,791 --> 00:47:11,276 Doug, put it on top there.Yup. All right. 798 00:47:12,588 --> 00:47:14,762 Thank you. 799 00:47:15,315 --> 00:47:16,350 Wow. 800 00:47:17,489 --> 00:47:18,697 Why do you keep all these? 801 00:47:18,974 --> 00:47:20,216 The IRS. 802 00:47:21,114 --> 00:47:22,529 When we get audited, 803 00:47:22,632 --> 00:47:25,394 we'll need a paper trail of all the losing tickets we bought. 804 00:47:25,497 --> 00:47:27,120 Think you're gonna get audited? 805 00:47:27,223 --> 00:47:28,397 Oh, yeah. 806 00:47:29,156 --> 00:47:30,606 - Jesus. 807 00:47:30,709 --> 00:47:34,610 You know, your group hired me to fix the amphitheater. Six-month job. 808 00:47:34,713 --> 00:47:37,751 Oh. How about that? 809 00:47:37,855 --> 00:47:39,857 Yeah, how about that? 810 00:47:39,960 --> 00:47:43,826 Well, you may wanna consider chipping in on that. 811 00:47:44,137 --> 00:47:45,552 What? 812 00:47:45,655 --> 00:47:48,831 Well, you have a share. 813 00:47:50,281 --> 00:47:51,869 You did, from the start. 814 00:47:54,078 --> 00:47:55,148 - Dad... 815 00:47:57,426 --> 00:47:58,772 You didn't have to do that. 816 00:47:58,876 --> 00:48:01,188 Oh, I didn't wanna count nickels without you. 817 00:48:06,435 --> 00:48:10,577 I'm telling you, Dottie has done such a great job with this bookstore. 818 00:48:10,680 --> 00:48:13,131 Yeah. You know, Leon is renovating the hotel. 819 00:48:13,235 --> 00:48:15,789 Howard got him a deal on it, but his commission is that 820 00:48:15,893 --> 00:48:18,654 he and Shirley get to use the hot tub whenever they want. 821 00:48:18,757 --> 00:48:20,552 Leon will regret that. 822 00:48:20,656 --> 00:48:21,968 You are not kidding. 823 00:48:22,071 --> 00:48:23,590 - Hello, hello, everybody.- Oh, hey! 824 00:48:27,249 --> 00:48:29,423 - All right. Well, go ahead... 825 00:48:29,527 --> 00:48:31,632 Go on, sit on down. 826 00:48:31,736 --> 00:48:35,429 Uh... Uh... 827 00:48:35,533 --> 00:48:37,017 Well... 828 00:48:37,121 --> 00:48:41,332 Look, first off, I can say that we're doing pretty darn well. 829 00:48:41,435 --> 00:48:43,161 - Yes. 830 00:48:43,265 --> 00:48:47,234 Yeah. But you probably already know that by reading your shareholder report... 831 00:48:47,338 --> 00:48:48,856 I can't get mine to open. 832 00:48:48,960 --> 00:48:50,341 Oh, do you have Word? 833 00:48:50,444 --> 00:48:52,170 I have Windows, I think. 834 00:48:52,274 --> 00:48:54,138 I'll print you one, Shirley. 835 00:48:54,241 --> 00:48:55,173 Oh, thank you. 836 00:48:55,277 --> 00:48:56,761 Anyhoo... 837 00:48:57,796 --> 00:48:59,867 As you might have imagined it, 838 00:48:59,971 --> 00:49:03,630 we're gonna use the majority of our capital for betting. 839 00:49:03,733 --> 00:49:04,872 - Yeah. 840 00:49:04,976 --> 00:49:10,844 But there are dividends that you can access. 841 00:49:10,948 --> 00:49:16,056 Right. So, I know a lot of people would like to see the jazz festival come back. 842 00:49:17,747 --> 00:49:21,889 And, Old Frank can sure use a mail truck he doesn't fall out of. 843 00:49:23,615 --> 00:49:28,620 Uh, so, now on to the profit ratios. We... 844 00:49:28,724 --> 00:49:31,278 Yes, Raj?Is there not food at this thing? 845 00:49:31,382 --> 00:49:35,041 No. No. This is a shareholder meeting. It's not a party. 846 00:49:35,144 --> 00:49:38,458 Then why did you have it at - 00, when we all eat? 847 00:49:39,942 --> 00:49:43,325 Well, you're welcome to all go to the diner, but... 848 00:49:43,428 --> 00:49:46,500 No, then you're not gonna learn about the numbers. 849 00:49:48,054 --> 00:49:50,056 - So, what's the next play? 850 00:49:50,159 --> 00:49:51,954 312,000 tickets. 851 00:49:52,058 --> 00:49:54,232 That's $600,000.- Yeah. 852 00:49:54,336 --> 00:49:57,822 We're betting half a million in one play? 853 00:49:57,925 --> 00:49:59,548 Oh, the money is the easy part. 854 00:49:59,651 --> 00:50:00,963 Is it?Yeah. 855 00:50:01,067 --> 00:50:03,414 It'll take four days of betting, 856 00:50:03,517 --> 00:50:05,795 two machines, 12 hours a day. 857 00:50:05,899 --> 00:50:08,074 Then why don't you just bet the normal amount? 858 00:50:08,177 --> 00:50:09,247 Math. 859 00:50:09,351 --> 00:50:10,559 It's Newton's law. 860 00:50:10,662 --> 00:50:13,734 If you push against something, it's gonna push back. 861 00:50:13,838 --> 00:50:15,460 And we discovered a flaw. 862 00:50:15,564 --> 00:50:20,155 But by using it, we've introduced a variable that changes it. 863 00:50:20,258 --> 00:50:23,192 And we don't know how long this game is gonna last. 864 00:50:23,296 --> 00:50:26,644 Then we need to make as much money as we can, while we can. 865 00:50:26,747 --> 00:50:31,062 Get the festival going, and finish rebuilding before it pushes back. 866 00:50:31,166 --> 00:50:32,236 Mmm-hmm. 867 00:50:32,339 --> 00:50:33,720 I ordered a second machine from the lottery, 868 00:50:33,823 --> 00:50:35,342 but they said you're only allowed one per location, 869 00:50:35,446 --> 00:50:37,724 so I was like, "Well, what if I have a second store?" 870 00:50:37,827 --> 00:50:40,830 They're like, "What's the address?" I was like, "Uh-oh. There's my mistake." 871 00:50:40,934 --> 00:50:43,143 And that's where my buddy, Darryl, comes in. 872 00:50:43,247 --> 00:50:46,077 And, uh, we're gonna give him an extra share, but here you are. 873 00:50:46,181 --> 00:50:50,012 You can print out 24 hours a day, plus unlimited pie. 874 00:50:53,843 --> 00:50:55,052 Look at this. 875 00:50:55,707 --> 00:50:56,812 What's this? 876 00:50:56,915 --> 00:50:58,538 From my source at the AG's office. 877 00:50:58,641 --> 00:51:01,886 Now, the lottery has to disclose players who claim more than 50 grand, 878 00:51:01,989 --> 00:51:03,232 five times a year. 879 00:51:03,336 --> 00:51:05,579 Sometimes the winners are fronts, you know, 880 00:51:05,683 --> 00:51:09,100 cashing tickets for people who owe child support, or have a warrant, 881 00:51:09,204 --> 00:51:12,690 but look at this guy. Wins big every three weeks. 882 00:51:12,793 --> 00:51:15,348 Lives in Michigan. A retired factory worker. 883 00:51:15,451 --> 00:51:16,625 No criminal record. 884 00:51:16,728 --> 00:51:18,523 He's won this much?Yeah. 885 00:51:18,627 --> 00:51:22,803 Who drives 10 hours every month to play the lottery in a different state? 886 00:51:22,907 --> 00:51:24,909 Yeah, that doesn't make any sense.Right. 887 00:51:44,791 --> 00:51:46,241 Loser! 888 00:51:53,800 --> 00:51:55,629 Did that woman just rob you? 889 00:51:55,733 --> 00:51:56,941 That's my wife. 890 00:51:58,563 --> 00:51:59,564 Wow. 891 00:52:00,669 --> 00:52:02,636 Well, she certainly seems spirited. 892 00:52:02,740 --> 00:52:04,362 Yeah, she's a spitfire. 893 00:52:04,466 --> 00:52:07,193 No, she's just pissed off 'cause I filed for divorce, 894 00:52:07,296 --> 00:52:09,160 and she didn't ever think I'd be able to afford it. 895 00:52:09,264 --> 00:52:10,782 Huh. 896 00:52:10,886 --> 00:52:13,406 Looks like money well spent.Yeah. 897 00:52:13,509 --> 00:52:17,479 Kind of lost the magic ever since Steely Dan stopped touring. 898 00:52:20,275 --> 00:52:21,897 You know... 899 00:52:22,000 --> 00:52:23,519 I need to find someone like you. 900 00:52:25,003 --> 00:52:27,972 Only younger.Yeah, that started off great. 901 00:52:28,075 --> 00:52:32,494 No, I mean, you know, just someone that's still fertile. 902 00:52:32,597 --> 00:52:34,634 And their womb can have babies. 903 00:52:34,737 --> 00:52:35,945 You're not good at this. 904 00:52:36,049 --> 00:52:37,982 Oh, I'm really not. Can you help me? 905 00:52:38,810 --> 00:52:41,399 Well, my mother used to say, 906 00:52:41,503 --> 00:52:43,643 "Kiss a few frogs, then when you find your prince, 907 00:52:43,746 --> 00:52:46,611 "you'll realize that the frogs are better, 'cause they make you laugh." 908 00:52:49,200 --> 00:52:51,444 Does laughing at you count? 909 00:52:51,547 --> 00:52:53,584 Bill, you need a new frog. 910 00:52:53,687 --> 00:52:55,172 I need a new frog. 911 00:52:55,655 --> 00:52:58,451 $50,000. 912 00:53:00,522 --> 00:53:02,834 Welcome to the now, bitches. 913 00:53:02,938 --> 00:53:04,802 We are going to make a shitload of money, 914 00:53:04,905 --> 00:53:06,528 but it's going to take time, 915 00:53:06,631 --> 00:53:08,909 and sweat, and passion, okay? 916 00:53:09,013 --> 00:53:11,981 So, everybody fill out two stacks of slips. 917 00:53:12,085 --> 00:53:14,915 We need to get 25,000 in in the next three weeks. 918 00:53:22,647 --> 00:53:24,097 Something wrong? 919 00:53:24,201 --> 00:53:25,547 There's another group. 920 00:53:25,823 --> 00:53:26,858 What? 921 00:53:26,962 --> 00:53:28,446 The payout should have been bigger. 922 00:53:28,550 --> 00:53:31,035 The only thing that makes sense is another group eating into the pot, 923 00:53:31,138 --> 00:53:33,037 so I checked sales at every store. 924 00:53:33,140 --> 00:53:36,282 That's public information?No, I hacked the state lottery. 925 00:53:36,765 --> 00:53:37,662 Nice. 926 00:53:38,698 --> 00:53:39,837 Wait. That's my laptop. 927 00:53:39,940 --> 00:53:41,632 Yeah. You should destroy your hard drive after this. 928 00:53:41,735 --> 00:53:44,497 Dude.Whatever. It worked. 929 00:53:44,600 --> 00:53:47,224 Look at the winnings in Sunderland, from only two locations. 930 00:53:47,327 --> 00:53:51,435 Two locations. They'd have to buy tickets for a week to get those kind of numbers. 931 00:53:53,540 --> 00:53:55,093 They're there right now. 932 00:54:13,905 --> 00:54:17,702 Hey. I finished early tonight. 933 00:54:18,116 --> 00:54:19,601 What's the rush? 934 00:54:19,704 --> 00:54:22,224 Oh... 935 00:54:23,639 --> 00:54:26,608 You didn't think I'd forget our anniversary, did you? 936 00:54:26,711 --> 00:54:31,992 Oh, you just got that out of the cooler.Well, yeah. 937 00:54:32,096 --> 00:54:35,686 But I hid it behind the Yoo-hoo this morning so that nobody would get it. 938 00:54:41,036 --> 00:54:42,348 - Whoo! 939 00:54:43,452 --> 00:54:44,350 Wow. 940 00:54:44,453 --> 00:54:46,490 You know it's good when it does that. 941 00:54:48,388 --> 00:54:50,494 - Beautiful plastic china. 942 00:54:51,805 --> 00:54:53,186 Here you go. 943 00:54:54,739 --> 00:54:57,086 Here's to 46 more years. 944 00:54:58,674 --> 00:55:00,158 Cheers. 945 00:55:02,299 --> 00:55:03,369 Ooh. 946 00:55:09,236 --> 00:55:12,412 I think I still owe you a prom night. 947 00:55:28,808 --> 00:55:31,397 This was easier when I was 16. 948 00:55:33,019 --> 00:55:35,608 You're even more beautiful now. 949 00:55:35,711 --> 00:55:38,507 That's the out-of-date champagne talking. 950 00:55:40,267 --> 00:55:41,959 Yeah, he really shouldn't be selling that. 951 00:55:44,824 --> 00:55:46,377 Oh. Mmm. 952 00:55:47,309 --> 00:55:49,656 No teacher to pull us apart. 953 00:56:00,287 --> 00:56:02,151 You guys are the other group? 954 00:56:02,255 --> 00:56:06,811 Oh, man. We thought it was gonna be, like, a crime syndicate or something. Phew. 955 00:56:09,227 --> 00:56:10,919 I don't know what you're talking about. 956 00:56:11,022 --> 00:56:14,612 Sorry, we are being super rude. I'm Tyler, this is Eric. 957 00:56:14,716 --> 00:56:16,269 We run a betting club at Harvard. 958 00:56:16,373 --> 00:56:18,098 We're called Random Industries, 959 00:56:18,202 --> 00:56:20,687 which is also the name of my skateboard brand. 960 00:56:20,791 --> 00:56:23,414 Well, I figured there'd be somebody else. 961 00:56:23,518 --> 00:56:28,695 Me, too, but I mean, I didn't expect this. Look at you guys. It's like Up. 962 00:56:31,457 --> 00:56:33,459 Would you like a glass of champagne? 963 00:56:33,562 --> 00:56:36,531 No, I only drink Jager and Red Bull. But thank you. 964 00:56:36,634 --> 00:56:40,949 Oh, well, at least you'll never have to worry about being our age. 965 00:56:43,158 --> 00:56:46,851 Look, we're really only hurting each other by playing at the same time, 966 00:56:46,955 --> 00:56:49,371 so here's a better offer. 967 00:56:49,475 --> 00:56:53,099 You join my group, add your capital to our pot, 968 00:56:53,202 --> 00:56:54,790 and we'll handle all the betting. 969 00:56:57,172 --> 00:56:59,277 Well, I don't know. 970 00:57:00,140 --> 00:57:02,246 We kind of like to do our own thing. 971 00:57:02,729 --> 00:57:03,834 What? 972 00:57:03,937 --> 00:57:06,112 You'll get a cut without having to do anything. 973 00:57:06,215 --> 00:57:11,255 I have an army of bettors. You won't even have to leave your rocking chairs. 974 00:57:11,911 --> 00:57:13,222 We're good. 975 00:57:13,326 --> 00:57:16,605 This is about making money. You like money, right? 976 00:57:16,709 --> 00:57:20,195 Well, not as much as I like other things. 977 00:57:20,298 --> 00:57:21,955 - Oh, my God. 978 00:57:22,059 --> 00:57:28,410 Uh, now, look, if you two don't mind, this is our anniversary. 979 00:57:28,514 --> 00:57:33,242 And you are killing the ambience of our liquor store. 980 00:57:33,346 --> 00:57:36,073 You're welcome to take a Red Bull for the road. 981 00:57:36,176 --> 00:57:38,662 Or maybe a juice box. 982 00:57:44,702 --> 00:57:45,979 You're good at math. 983 00:57:46,739 --> 00:57:48,534 Yay! 984 00:57:48,637 --> 00:57:50,674 I'm sure that helps out on the farm, but at Harvard, 985 00:57:50,777 --> 00:57:53,608 we learn a little something called binomial distribution. 986 00:57:54,609 --> 00:57:56,265 Look it up. 987 00:57:56,369 --> 00:57:58,751 Then you'll see why your odds are better when you fill out your own slips. 988 00:57:58,854 --> 00:58:00,477 You're welcome. 989 00:58:00,580 --> 00:58:05,930 Binomial distribution only considers two factors. 990 00:58:06,034 --> 00:58:09,002 Not a third, which is human error, or a fourth, 991 00:58:09,106 --> 00:58:13,559 which is the time it takes for you to fill in the tickets. 992 00:58:13,662 --> 00:58:19,599 You gain a whooping 32 bucks for every $100,000 you win. 993 00:58:21,290 --> 00:58:22,499 You're welcome. 994 00:58:24,293 --> 00:58:25,985 Seriously?Shut up! 995 00:58:30,092 --> 00:58:31,438 - What? 996 00:58:32,923 --> 00:58:36,167 I guess it wouldn't be a prom without dumb teenagers. 997 00:58:38,825 --> 00:58:41,759 That reminds me of where we left off. 998 00:59:11,133 --> 00:59:12,790 So I get the house? 999 00:59:12,894 --> 00:59:14,516 - Yes. You get everything. 1000 00:59:14,620 --> 00:59:19,590 Bill just wants to keep his share of GS Strategies. 1001 00:59:19,694 --> 00:59:21,765 Whatever. I got the house. 1002 00:59:24,422 --> 00:59:26,908 Well, good luck to you, Candace. 1003 00:59:27,011 --> 00:59:30,290 You know, we had a few good years there before it all turned to shit. 1004 00:59:30,394 --> 00:59:32,430 And I hope you find your frog. 1005 00:59:33,190 --> 00:59:34,398 Uh-huh. 1006 00:59:36,124 --> 00:59:39,541 Hey, what is GS whatever? 1007 00:59:39,645 --> 00:59:42,130 Oh, yeah. That's a little company I'm a part of. 1008 00:59:42,233 --> 00:59:43,649 Uh, we win the lottery every month. 1009 00:59:52,830 --> 00:59:54,383 See you around. 1010 01:00:04,739 --> 01:00:06,982 - I'd love to re-open the ice cream shop. 1011 01:00:07,086 --> 01:00:10,607 Well, now you can lease it for $1.19 a year. 1012 01:00:10,710 --> 01:00:13,368 And the Downtown fund will cover the rest. 1013 01:00:13,471 --> 01:00:15,750 $1.19?Mmm-hmm. 1014 01:00:15,853 --> 01:00:19,132 Oh, it's a euro. It's a complicated story. 1015 01:00:19,236 --> 01:00:20,824 Jerry can explain it to you. 1016 01:00:32,318 --> 01:00:34,354 Boy, oh, boy. 1017 01:00:34,458 --> 01:00:37,150 I just bought a Corvette.Yeah, I can see that. 1018 01:00:37,254 --> 01:00:41,223 You want to take it for a ride next week? I'm going on a cruise to Me-hi-co. 1019 01:00:41,327 --> 01:00:44,330 Oh, no, I don't think I can get into it. 1020 01:00:44,433 --> 01:00:46,815 All right, old man, suit yourself. 1021 01:00:46,919 --> 01:00:48,058 There's another group. 1022 01:00:48,161 --> 01:00:49,715 No.Yep. 1023 01:00:49,818 --> 01:00:52,131 Some kids from Harvard figured it out. 1024 01:00:52,234 --> 01:00:53,926 Well, that sucks. 1025 01:00:54,029 --> 01:00:55,721 We should be okay. 1026 01:00:55,824 --> 01:01:00,104 We're still winning enough for people to rebuild and get the jazz fest going. 1027 01:01:00,208 --> 01:01:02,486 We just have to stay in the game. 1028 01:01:02,589 --> 01:01:05,075 And we will.Well, that's easy for you to say. 1029 01:01:05,178 --> 01:01:08,043 You're not standing at a machine for five days straight. 1030 01:01:08,906 --> 01:01:10,011 I said I would take a shift. 1031 01:01:10,114 --> 01:01:11,391 No, no. That's okay. 1032 01:01:11,495 --> 01:01:13,324 Yeah, because you guys like it, right? 1033 01:01:13,428 --> 01:01:16,120 Yeah, we do.Yeah, you do. Yeah, you do. 1034 01:01:17,466 --> 01:01:19,537 - So glad you got the day off. 1035 01:01:19,641 --> 01:01:21,643 Well, it doesn't feel like I did.- Oh, oh... 1036 01:01:21,747 --> 01:01:23,645 How did you guys do this for weeks? 1037 01:01:23,749 --> 01:01:25,371 Because it's an adventure. 1038 01:01:25,474 --> 01:01:27,235 Oh, no, this is not an adventure. 1039 01:01:27,338 --> 01:01:31,480 It's getting paper cuts in a motel filled with prostitutes and drug dealers. 1040 01:01:31,584 --> 01:01:33,344 Oh. 1041 01:01:33,448 --> 01:01:35,277 Well, Dawn, you don't have to do it. 1042 01:01:35,381 --> 01:01:37,210 Oh, no, no, I want to. I do. 1043 01:01:37,314 --> 01:01:41,111 I mean, I never get to spend time with you guys, and, you know... 1044 01:01:41,214 --> 01:01:45,563 Feeling trapped in a gross hotel, filling bins with losing tickets 1045 01:01:45,667 --> 01:01:48,705 is just a memory I will never ever forget. 1046 01:01:50,154 --> 01:01:52,881 Oops. This one's a winner. 1047 01:01:52,985 --> 01:01:56,989 Oh, you missed it.Okay. I'm done. I'm done. 1048 01:01:57,092 --> 01:01:59,405 Hey, when's the part where you get to turn in all the winners? 1049 01:01:59,508 --> 01:02:02,442 Because I will do that.Well, that is fun. 1050 01:02:02,546 --> 01:02:05,756 We're gonna have to double check all the... 1051 01:02:05,860 --> 01:02:08,794 Is there a bar at this motel? 1052 01:02:17,388 --> 01:02:18,700 Mr. Grazio? 1053 01:02:20,391 --> 01:02:22,704 Maya Jordon. Boston Globe. 1054 01:02:23,981 --> 01:02:26,535 I had some questions about the WinFall game. 1055 01:02:26,639 --> 01:02:28,848 Well, Melanie Hawkins handles our publicity. 1056 01:02:28,952 --> 01:02:31,678 But the game has been a huge success for the state. 1057 01:02:31,782 --> 01:02:33,577 Not just for the state. 1058 01:02:33,680 --> 01:02:36,407 Are you aware there's a player in Michigan winning millions every month? 1059 01:02:36,511 --> 01:02:40,204 We raise a lot of money for schools, but nobody does an article about that. 1060 01:02:40,308 --> 01:02:43,794 Some retiree gets lucky and they send a Spotlight reporter? 1061 01:02:43,898 --> 01:02:45,865 I didn't say he was a retiree. 1062 01:02:47,418 --> 01:02:48,868 Yeah, well, you know, it's a lottery. 1063 01:02:48,972 --> 01:02:51,906 People win. So, wouldn't call it news. 1064 01:02:52,561 --> 01:02:53,942 I have a meeting. 1065 01:02:55,150 --> 01:02:56,600 Thanks for your time. 1066 01:03:00,880 --> 01:03:02,951 - Morning, Leon.- Morning, Jerry. 1067 01:03:03,055 --> 01:03:05,505 Made you a fresh pot. French roast.- Oh. 1068 01:03:05,609 --> 01:03:08,094 Wow. You're getting fancy. 1069 01:03:25,698 --> 01:03:27,596 - Hey, Jerry. 1070 01:03:29,460 --> 01:03:31,255 They said I'd find you here. 1071 01:03:31,359 --> 01:03:32,567 What do you want? 1072 01:03:32,670 --> 01:03:34,327 This won't take long. 1073 01:03:34,431 --> 01:03:36,329 We're not joining your group. 1074 01:03:36,433 --> 01:03:37,675 I don't want you to. 1075 01:03:37,779 --> 01:03:40,195 I don't really need your capital anymore. 1076 01:03:40,299 --> 01:03:41,334 I just need you out of the game. 1077 01:03:41,438 --> 01:03:44,096 So, you're out.What? 1078 01:03:44,199 --> 01:03:48,548 See, you're not really as good at calculating people as you are numbers. 1079 01:03:48,652 --> 01:03:53,139 So you haven't really run the math on what somebody like me would do to win. 1080 01:04:00,181 --> 01:04:02,252 And what would you do? 1081 01:04:03,667 --> 01:04:06,532 Set an army of the smartest kids you've ever met against you 1082 01:04:06,635 --> 01:04:08,258 and everyone you play with. 1083 01:04:10,087 --> 01:04:14,057 We hacked into the state lottery to find where you were betting. 1084 01:04:15,334 --> 01:04:19,234 You don't think that we can hack into your accounts? 1085 01:04:20,235 --> 01:04:23,307 Your credit? Your identity? 1086 01:04:24,584 --> 01:04:26,621 It won't be hard. I mean... 1087 01:04:26,724 --> 01:04:29,969 Most of them think a firewall is something in their chimney, so... 1088 01:04:31,453 --> 01:04:33,800 Why are you doing this? 1089 01:04:33,904 --> 01:04:36,942 It's just math. Nothing personal. 1090 01:04:37,943 --> 01:04:40,393 Look, you had a good run. 1091 01:04:40,497 --> 01:04:43,224 You made some cash for Mayberry. 1092 01:04:43,327 --> 01:04:45,053 But it's over. 1093 01:04:46,883 --> 01:04:48,298 Enjoy your golden years. 1094 01:05:04,970 --> 01:05:09,215 Hey, so how many days do you think we'll need? 1095 01:05:10,976 --> 01:05:12,115 None. 1096 01:05:12,978 --> 01:05:14,289 We're out of the game. 1097 01:05:18,259 --> 01:05:19,432 - Jerry! 1098 01:05:27,682 --> 01:05:29,718 Oh... Uh... 1099 01:05:31,306 --> 01:05:33,930 Okay. Uh. 1100 01:05:35,379 --> 01:05:37,243 Oh, boy. Well, uh... 1101 01:05:37,347 --> 01:05:44,043 I'm sad to report that, due to some new variables in the game... 1102 01:05:44,595 --> 01:05:45,838 Um... 1103 01:05:45,942 --> 01:05:48,496 We're going to have to stop playing. 1104 01:06:03,511 --> 01:06:04,822 Um... 1105 01:06:05,892 --> 01:06:07,411 I am sorry. 1106 01:06:32,781 --> 01:06:38,132 So, you're really going to let some college smartass take all this away from you? 1107 01:06:40,548 --> 01:06:44,172 The odds that he might do something outweigh the benefits... 1108 01:06:44,276 --> 01:06:48,487 It's not about the math. It's about being human. 1109 01:06:53,802 --> 01:06:55,218 You know, Dad, I... 1110 01:06:57,047 --> 01:06:58,876 I've watched you spend so much of your life 1111 01:06:58,980 --> 01:07:02,156 just being overlooked and pushed around. 1112 01:07:04,572 --> 01:07:06,539 Nobody knew what you could do. 1113 01:07:07,954 --> 01:07:09,232 Nobody cared. 1114 01:07:10,854 --> 01:07:16,204 And then you finally took your shot, and you brought us all with you. 1115 01:07:17,688 --> 01:07:21,278 You know what you did? You made our little town feel big. 1116 01:07:22,693 --> 01:07:24,247 That's why they're all in there. 1117 01:07:26,111 --> 01:07:27,940 That's why I was in there. 1118 01:07:45,544 --> 01:07:47,063 He'll be okay. 1119 01:07:54,346 --> 01:07:57,073 You know why I don't like to fish? 1120 01:07:58,315 --> 01:07:59,454 No. 1121 01:08:00,697 --> 01:08:04,528 The last time that I went, I took him with me. 1122 01:08:04,632 --> 01:08:08,325 He was 16, 17. 1123 01:08:10,396 --> 01:08:16,333 And I started calculating how fast the bobber was moving 1124 01:08:16,437 --> 01:08:19,440 so I can figure out the speed of the current. 1125 01:08:21,200 --> 01:08:26,378 And then I hear him ask me, "What do you think, Dad?" 1126 01:08:29,035 --> 01:08:33,281 And it was at that moment that I realized 1127 01:08:33,385 --> 01:08:37,768 he was talking about a girl that he liked. 1128 01:08:37,872 --> 01:08:39,184 And...Oh. 1129 01:08:40,392 --> 01:08:42,048 I had no idea. 1130 01:08:43,015 --> 01:08:44,223 You know, it's... 1131 01:08:45,397 --> 01:08:48,503 It's never been a gift. It's been a trick. 1132 01:08:50,056 --> 01:08:51,851 Your brain tells you 1133 01:08:51,955 --> 01:08:56,270 that you see what other's don't, 1134 01:08:56,373 --> 01:09:01,482 but in the end, you're just seeing less. 1135 01:09:06,280 --> 01:09:07,660 Uh... 1136 01:09:07,764 --> 01:09:11,250 I think I'll walk home tonight. 1137 01:09:26,300 --> 01:09:29,820 All right, guys, it's gonna be a big one. It's all of us now, so make it count. 1138 01:09:29,924 --> 01:09:31,408 Go, go, go. 1139 01:09:35,032 --> 01:09:36,551 Roll down's this weekend. 1140 01:09:38,588 --> 01:09:41,004 Mmm-hmm. I know. 1141 01:09:52,049 --> 01:09:54,051 I'm just trying to do the right thing. 1142 01:09:54,155 --> 01:09:58,504 Oh, you always do. I love that about you. 1143 01:09:58,608 --> 01:10:02,094 And that's why everyone in town trusts you to take a chance. 1144 01:10:03,337 --> 01:10:06,271 The one thing I have never seen you do 1145 01:10:06,374 --> 01:10:09,895 is give up on a problem before you find a solution. 1146 01:10:09,998 --> 01:10:11,586 What do you mean? 1147 01:10:11,690 --> 01:10:15,866 Well, you've calculated Tyler's threat, and the value of the game, 1148 01:10:15,970 --> 01:10:20,940 but binomial distribution doesn't consider the third factor. 1149 01:10:21,044 --> 01:10:24,668 That as long as you and I have each other, we are not afraid to be stupid. 1150 01:10:28,638 --> 01:10:30,018 You're batshit crazy. 1151 01:10:36,956 --> 01:10:38,544 - Oh, there's Steve. 1152 01:10:40,995 --> 01:10:43,100 We're heading to Massachusetts. 1153 01:10:43,204 --> 01:10:47,243 Ha-ha! I see you! Go get 'em, boy! 1154 01:11:05,330 --> 01:11:10,542 Whoa! Yeah, let's do this! Marge! Give me five. 1155 01:11:10,645 --> 01:11:14,200 Jerry! You're a madman. Pound me. 1156 01:11:17,445 --> 01:11:19,136 I thought it was supposed to be more without the split. 1157 01:11:19,240 --> 01:11:24,176 Did you check for other claims?Yes. There was one. 1158 01:11:24,280 --> 01:11:26,558 Where?Sunderland. 1159 01:11:26,661 --> 01:11:28,249 Shit! 1160 01:11:28,353 --> 01:11:31,148 He called your bluff, okay? There's nothing we can do but accept it. 1161 01:11:31,252 --> 01:11:33,185 If there's a roll down, he's going to play. 1162 01:11:34,359 --> 01:11:37,120 Unless we create the roll down.What? 1163 01:11:37,223 --> 01:11:39,191 It takes weeks for a roll down, right? 1164 01:11:39,295 --> 01:11:41,883 I mean, WinFall takes in 100 grand a day, 1165 01:11:41,987 --> 01:11:44,645 and then when it hits two million, we know a roll down is coming in, 1166 01:11:44,748 --> 01:11:47,924 and everybody starts betting, and Benjamin Button gets in his truck. 1167 01:11:48,027 --> 01:11:52,135 But if we create a roll down when nobody expects it, we take it all. 1168 01:11:52,238 --> 01:11:54,033 We squeeze the other players out. 1169 01:11:54,137 --> 01:11:56,208 We use our hack to track the pot, 1170 01:11:56,312 --> 01:11:58,900 we wait for it to hit a million before a drawing, 1171 01:11:59,004 --> 01:12:01,938 and then we bet a million in one day. I mean, we own the game. 1172 01:12:02,041 --> 01:12:04,872 And where do we get $1 million? 1173 01:12:08,324 --> 01:12:11,257 As you can see by our returns, it works. 1174 01:12:11,361 --> 01:12:13,846 And with more capital, we can control the game. 1175 01:12:13,950 --> 01:12:15,503 Is your dad in on this? 1176 01:12:16,159 --> 01:12:18,195 No. He... Um... 1177 01:12:18,299 --> 01:12:20,646 Thinks you're going to college? 1178 01:12:20,750 --> 01:12:23,373 He thinks I'm studying to be a lawyer, like him. 1179 01:12:23,477 --> 01:12:27,204 But last time I checked, my father never made $1 million in a night. 1180 01:12:31,036 --> 01:12:32,658 We have 14 hours to pull this off. 1181 01:12:32,762 --> 01:12:35,143 Get to your location and don't leave until you print all your tickets. 1182 01:12:35,247 --> 01:12:38,492 Some locations might push back on printing all day, but do not let them. 1183 01:12:38,595 --> 01:12:39,631 They work for us. 1184 01:12:39,734 --> 01:12:40,735 Let's ride. 1185 01:12:40,839 --> 01:12:41,805 - Yes!- Whoo! 1186 01:12:42,772 --> 01:12:43,738 - Yeah. 1187 01:12:45,430 --> 01:12:48,881 Hey. What happens if somebody wins the jackpot 1188 01:12:48,985 --> 01:12:51,297 and we lose $1 million? 1189 01:12:51,401 --> 01:12:54,439 Beyond dropping out of school because I blew my entire tuition? 1190 01:12:55,819 --> 01:12:57,821 I think one of those investors might actually kill me. 1191 01:12:57,925 --> 01:12:59,927 - Ooh. 1192 01:13:00,030 --> 01:13:02,447 You all right?- Yeah, I got it. 1193 01:13:02,550 --> 01:13:04,587 Oh. Okay. 1194 01:13:06,589 --> 01:13:07,693 I got the key. 1195 01:13:09,039 --> 01:13:10,420 What the heck? 1196 01:13:11,663 --> 01:13:12,767 - Oh. 1197 01:13:12,871 --> 01:13:14,251 - Hey! 1198 01:13:15,252 --> 01:13:16,322 We missed it! 1199 01:13:16,426 --> 01:13:19,049 What, someone actually hit all six numbers? 1200 01:13:19,153 --> 01:13:20,396 No. No. It rolled down. 1201 01:13:20,499 --> 01:13:22,915 No, that's impossible. It's only the second week. 1202 01:13:23,019 --> 01:13:24,814 It never rolls down before three. 1203 01:13:24,917 --> 01:13:27,195 It rolled down last night, and we missed it. 1204 01:13:30,647 --> 01:13:33,201 The Harvard group triggered it on their own. 1205 01:13:33,305 --> 01:13:34,996 - How would they know how much to bet? 1206 01:13:35,100 --> 01:13:37,171 The lottery doesn't post the amount... 1207 01:13:37,274 --> 01:13:38,862 Well, they knew. 1208 01:13:39,863 --> 01:13:40,864 Jerry? 1209 01:13:43,488 --> 01:13:44,868 Where are you going, Jerry? 1210 01:13:47,112 --> 01:13:48,596 Jerry! 1211 01:14:21,077 --> 01:14:24,287 - It's on the freakin' news. The lottery didn't even see it coming. 1212 01:14:24,390 --> 01:14:26,358 This is so epic. 1213 01:14:28,671 --> 01:14:29,775 Hey, Jerry. 1214 01:14:29,879 --> 01:14:31,812 What, did you come ridin' in on your tractor 1215 01:14:31,915 --> 01:14:33,296 to come give me a whoopin'? 1216 01:14:33,399 --> 01:14:35,712 Believe me, I wanted to. 1217 01:14:37,300 --> 01:14:38,853 Part of me still does. 1218 01:14:41,200 --> 01:14:45,135 But then on the long drive here, 1219 01:14:45,239 --> 01:14:48,760 well, most of that just, poof, went away. 1220 01:14:48,863 --> 01:14:52,488 And I realized that I wasn't really angry at you. 1221 01:14:53,178 --> 01:14:55,007 I'm disappointed. 1222 01:14:55,111 --> 01:14:56,699 Aw, you're disappointed in me? 1223 01:14:56,802 --> 01:14:59,011 No, not you. You're insignificant. 1224 01:14:59,115 --> 01:15:05,501 No, I was disappointed that I let a selfish kid like you get to me. Huh. 1225 01:15:05,604 --> 01:15:08,849 I was always good with math, 1226 01:15:08,952 --> 01:15:14,371 but it took a long time for me to figure people out. 1227 01:15:14,475 --> 01:15:18,099 So, tell us, Jerry, what did you figure out? 1228 01:15:18,203 --> 01:15:21,413 That the solution isn't numbers. 1229 01:15:21,517 --> 01:15:27,315 You told me that I was playing the lottery because I had nothing else. 1230 01:15:27,419 --> 01:15:34,875 But the reason you won't share the pot is because you have nothing else. 1231 01:15:34,978 --> 01:15:39,396 You think being the smartest guy in the room is all that matters. 1232 01:15:39,500 --> 01:15:44,988 But it turns out it's this room that matters. 1233 01:15:45,092 --> 01:15:49,855 All these bright, young people helping you get rich. 1234 01:15:52,271 --> 01:15:55,378 How are you helping them? 1235 01:15:55,481 --> 01:15:58,933 Guess you haven't run the math out on that, huh? 1236 01:16:01,108 --> 01:16:04,456 Anyway...my tractor's running. 1237 01:16:08,702 --> 01:16:10,807 I wish you all the best of luck. 1238 01:16:20,645 --> 01:16:23,475 What? Just get back to counting. 1239 01:16:25,477 --> 01:16:30,344 If the Harvard team can trigger a roll down, they run the game. 1240 01:16:30,447 --> 01:16:32,001 So we trigger our own roll down. 1241 01:16:32,104 --> 01:16:33,692 Yeah, we have enough cash. 1242 01:16:33,796 --> 01:16:34,900 No.Why? 1243 01:16:35,004 --> 01:16:37,731 Because it's not fair to the regular players. 1244 01:16:37,834 --> 01:16:39,491 He's right. It's not who we are. 1245 01:16:39,595 --> 01:16:40,734 But we're so close. 1246 01:16:40,837 --> 01:16:43,357 I mean, downtown is back, the jazz fest is coming. 1247 01:16:43,460 --> 01:16:46,015 If we keep winning, we could actually hire somebody to play there. 1248 01:16:46,118 --> 01:16:47,292 You should get Steely Dan. 1249 01:16:47,395 --> 01:16:49,984 That is an amazing idea. We should get Steely Dan. 1250 01:16:50,088 --> 01:16:51,952 We can't win if we can't play. 1251 01:16:52,055 --> 01:16:53,505 Well, this just sucks. 1252 01:16:53,609 --> 01:16:56,888 The lottery isn't stopping us, but a bunch of college kids are? 1253 01:16:56,991 --> 01:17:00,408 Huh, that's a good point.What is? I wasn't making a point. 1254 01:17:00,512 --> 01:17:03,653 Why isn't the lottery stopping them? 1255 01:17:03,757 --> 01:17:06,207 It's because they don't care. 1256 01:17:07,243 --> 01:17:08,485 Oh. 1257 01:17:09,107 --> 01:17:10,487 That could be our answer. 1258 01:17:16,079 --> 01:17:20,774 Always happy to meet with our loyal players, Mr. and Mrs. Selbee. 1259 01:17:20,877 --> 01:17:24,156 Oh, please. "Jerry and Marge" is fine. 1260 01:17:25,226 --> 01:17:26,227 What can we help you with? 1261 01:17:26,331 --> 01:17:27,504 - So here's the thing. 1262 01:17:27,608 --> 01:17:31,474 The state lottery was losing money a few years ago, 1263 01:17:31,577 --> 01:17:33,718 and hardly anybody was winning the jackpot, 1264 01:17:33,821 --> 01:17:37,583 so Mega Millions ate your lunch. 1265 01:17:37,687 --> 01:17:40,897 Then along comes WinFall, and all that changes. 1266 01:17:41,001 --> 01:17:43,037 You folks made millions, 1267 01:17:43,141 --> 01:17:47,248 before you realized there was a flaw in the math. 1268 01:17:48,215 --> 01:17:50,700 You probably panicked at first, 1269 01:17:50,804 --> 01:17:53,669 because you knew that once everybody saw it, 1270 01:17:53,772 --> 01:17:56,188 that the game would collapse. 1271 01:17:56,292 --> 01:17:58,294 Except they didn't see it. 1272 01:17:58,397 --> 01:18:01,711 Only me and a few kids from Harvard. 1273 01:18:01,815 --> 01:18:05,094 Which meant that we were pushing millions into the game, 1274 01:18:05,197 --> 01:18:08,235 and, boy, sent your profits through the roof. 1275 01:18:09,788 --> 01:18:15,104 So, all of a sudden, your mistake became your windfall. 1276 01:18:15,207 --> 01:18:16,484 I gave him that line. 1277 01:18:16,588 --> 01:18:18,970 Yeah, she sure did, and it's a dandy. 1278 01:18:20,350 --> 01:18:22,076 So, what exactly do you want? 1279 01:18:22,180 --> 01:18:24,113 Transparency. 1280 01:18:24,216 --> 01:18:29,601 We'd like the website to show the size of the jackpot. 1281 01:18:29,705 --> 01:18:33,225 That prevents any group from forcing a roll down. 1282 01:18:34,364 --> 01:18:37,264 Makes it fair for anybody who plays. 1283 01:18:37,367 --> 01:18:42,372 And we would like two machines at the Liquor Hut in Sunderland. 1284 01:18:42,476 --> 01:18:43,960 So we can be together. 1285 01:18:45,410 --> 01:18:47,239 These are our golden years. 1286 01:18:53,763 --> 01:18:55,178 We'll take care of it. 1287 01:18:56,110 --> 01:18:58,043 Yeah, we'll be making another play soon. 1288 01:18:59,424 --> 01:19:03,117 That's great to hear. Yeah. Talk soon. 1289 01:19:03,221 --> 01:19:04,947 He's wants to bring in other partners from the firm. 1290 01:19:05,050 --> 01:19:06,707 Dude, we might not ever need a real job. 1291 01:19:06,811 --> 01:19:08,502 They posted the jackpot.What? 1292 01:19:08,605 --> 01:19:12,437 The lottery changed the website. You can track the jackpot online. 1293 01:19:12,540 --> 01:19:14,025 We can't roll it down anymore. 1294 01:19:14,128 --> 01:19:16,130 Shit. Shit. 1295 01:19:17,097 --> 01:19:19,824 All right, let's break this guy. 1296 01:19:19,927 --> 01:19:21,653 He wants a war? We'll give him one. 1297 01:19:30,593 --> 01:19:33,976 You want some nachos?Uh, no. 1298 01:19:34,079 --> 01:19:35,287 Yeah, I'll try some. 1299 01:19:38,428 --> 01:19:40,051 You know, I'm good. 1300 01:19:50,751 --> 01:19:52,166 Where is everyone? We're supposed to be betting. 1301 01:19:52,270 --> 01:19:56,550 Dude, it's over. Nobody wants to do it anymore. 1302 01:19:56,653 --> 01:19:58,034 What? Why? We're winning. 1303 01:19:58,138 --> 01:20:00,692 No. We're assholes. 1304 01:20:00,796 --> 01:20:03,005 And that doesn't work for anybody but you. 1305 01:20:04,834 --> 01:20:07,216 Fine. I'll do it on my own. 1306 01:20:27,408 --> 01:20:28,824 - It's gonna be insane. 1307 01:20:29,445 --> 01:20:30,826 - Crazy. 1308 01:20:30,929 --> 01:20:33,138 - I told you we should have... 1309 01:20:33,242 --> 01:20:34,899 - Did you get the pretzels?- Yeah. 1310 01:20:39,144 --> 01:20:41,422 This just came for you.Thank you. 1311 01:20:41,526 --> 01:20:43,183 Oh. Finally. 1312 01:20:44,391 --> 01:20:45,633 Paycheck? 1313 01:20:45,737 --> 01:20:48,188 Like I'd get excited about that. 1314 01:20:48,291 --> 01:20:51,570 No. State lottery commission. 1315 01:20:51,674 --> 01:20:53,089 They don't want to talk to me, 1316 01:20:53,193 --> 01:20:56,334 but anybody that wins above 60,000 is in the public record. 1317 01:20:56,437 --> 01:20:58,129 You just have to submit a request. 1318 01:20:58,232 --> 01:21:02,409 Which I did, for every drawing in the last six months. 1319 01:21:03,479 --> 01:21:07,069 Gerald Selbee, every three weeks. 1320 01:21:10,106 --> 01:21:11,038 Mmm-hmm. 1321 01:21:11,832 --> 01:21:13,213 - Tyler Langford. 1322 01:21:15,318 --> 01:21:16,423 Same drawings. 1323 01:21:17,493 --> 01:21:18,839 There's another one. 1324 01:21:21,221 --> 01:21:22,878 Huh. 1325 01:21:22,981 --> 01:21:27,606 Tyler Langford. Tyler Langford. 1326 01:21:27,710 --> 01:21:30,713 Okay, Tyler Langford, I see you. 1327 01:21:33,440 --> 01:21:36,581 Best euro I've ever spent. 1328 01:21:36,684 --> 01:21:38,203 Thanks, Raj.- Thank you. 1329 01:21:38,307 --> 01:21:39,308 Okay, girl. 1330 01:21:44,244 --> 01:21:45,693 Darn!- Whoa! 1331 01:21:45,797 --> 01:21:47,385 Try one more time, sweetheart. 1332 01:21:47,488 --> 01:21:48,973 Like a kangaroo. 1333 01:21:49,076 --> 01:21:51,389 Hey, would you hand me a 10 mil?Yeah. 1334 01:21:53,253 --> 01:21:54,771 Ten mil. 1335 01:21:55,496 --> 01:21:56,808 Here you go.Thank you. 1336 01:21:56,912 --> 01:21:58,672 You won't even buy yourself a new truck? 1337 01:21:58,775 --> 01:22:00,398 Nah. This one works. 1338 01:22:00,501 --> 01:22:01,778 Does it? 1339 01:22:01,882 --> 01:22:04,885 Not all the time. But I think that's why I like it. 1340 01:22:04,989 --> 01:22:05,955 Hmm. 1341 01:22:06,749 --> 01:22:08,026 You know what? 1342 01:22:09,200 --> 01:22:10,511 I did buy this. 1343 01:22:16,483 --> 01:22:21,867 I counted nickels with you because it was something I understood. 1344 01:22:23,973 --> 01:22:27,701 I didn't know a better way to spend time with you. 1345 01:22:27,804 --> 01:22:29,806 I just knew that I wanted to. 1346 01:22:34,915 --> 01:22:36,399 You know how it works? 1347 01:22:36,503 --> 01:22:40,956 Well, I assume you create spin, which gives it a third axis, 1348 01:22:41,059 --> 01:22:44,373 so that the wind can offset the gravity. 1349 01:22:45,995 --> 01:22:48,066 Yeah, that's it. Just like that. 1350 01:22:50,620 --> 01:22:52,277 Wanna test that theory? 1351 01:22:52,381 --> 01:22:53,416 All right. 1352 01:22:53,520 --> 01:22:55,073 Fingers on the laces.Yeah. 1353 01:22:57,973 --> 01:22:59,388 Oh, well.Not bad. 1354 01:22:59,491 --> 01:23:02,356 I'll work it out.I know you will. 1355 01:23:03,737 --> 01:23:06,050 Oh, that's it.- Mr. Selbee? 1356 01:23:06,912 --> 01:23:09,122 Maya Jordon. Boston Globe. 1357 01:23:10,571 --> 01:23:14,334 I'd like to ask you some questions about GS Investment Strategies. 1358 01:23:16,508 --> 01:23:22,928 So, you and your wife count tickets in a hotel room for 11 days? 1359 01:23:23,032 --> 01:23:24,068 Yup. 1360 01:23:25,931 --> 01:23:28,555 That's so much work. 1361 01:23:30,419 --> 01:23:31,799 Mmm. 1362 01:23:31,903 --> 01:23:34,319 It doesn't seem like work. 1363 01:23:34,423 --> 01:23:36,425 I've worked all my life. 1364 01:23:37,288 --> 01:23:39,014 This is different. 1365 01:23:40,463 --> 01:23:42,431 This is very different. 1366 01:23:56,652 --> 01:23:58,481 You send it in yet? 1367 01:23:58,585 --> 01:24:00,587 They helped their entire town. 1368 01:24:01,657 --> 01:24:03,107 The flaw isn't the story. 1369 01:24:03,210 --> 01:24:05,350 Well, this can't be a puff piece. 1370 01:24:05,902 --> 01:24:07,214 I need a headline. 1371 01:24:17,845 --> 01:24:20,296 Ah. 1372 01:24:20,400 --> 01:24:25,612 well, we do well on this one, we won't need the game anymore. 1373 01:24:25,715 --> 01:24:26,923 You know, I was thinking, 1374 01:24:27,027 --> 01:24:29,305 if we're going to have a fund for the town, 1375 01:24:29,409 --> 01:24:31,721 managing it, it's gonna be a full-time job. 1376 01:24:31,825 --> 01:24:33,689 Well... 1377 01:24:33,792 --> 01:24:38,487 Hey, you think we can get one of those offices downtown, like Steve's? 1378 01:24:38,590 --> 01:24:40,144 What? 1379 01:24:40,247 --> 01:24:42,146 I already got us one right next to his. 1380 01:24:42,249 --> 01:24:43,802 You did? Yes! 1381 01:24:43,906 --> 01:24:47,116 In fact, his Corvette is actually in one of our parking spots. 1382 01:24:47,220 --> 01:24:49,222 - Well, we'll have to take care of that. 1383 01:24:49,325 --> 01:24:51,810 - What?They're moving out the WinFall machine. 1384 01:24:51,914 --> 01:24:53,329 Hey, hey! Hey. Hey! 1385 01:24:55,849 --> 01:24:59,749 Hey. Bill! Bill, what happened? 1386 01:24:59,853 --> 01:25:01,820 The lottery suspended our license. 1387 01:25:01,924 --> 01:25:04,064 Why?You didn't see the article? 1388 01:25:08,275 --> 01:25:09,483 - Oh. 1389 01:25:17,905 --> 01:25:20,149 Hey, buddy. How's school?Uh, Dad. 1390 01:25:20,253 --> 01:25:22,255 What are you doing here?You're famous. 1391 01:25:24,602 --> 01:25:26,224 Great move, genius. 1392 01:25:26,328 --> 01:25:28,640 Let's go. Pack up your stuff. You're coming home. 1393 01:25:29,814 --> 01:25:31,126 Now. 1394 01:25:33,921 --> 01:25:36,821 The high-volume betting groups discovered a flaw in the game 1395 01:25:36,924 --> 01:25:40,273 and took advantage of it, to the tune of millions of dollars. 1396 01:25:40,376 --> 01:25:42,999 Lottery officials expressed their surprise at the discovery 1397 01:25:43,103 --> 01:25:46,693 and announced they will phase out the game after tonight's drawing. 1398 01:25:46,796 --> 01:25:48,488 Moving on to our next... 1399 01:25:48,591 --> 01:25:52,595 The last roll down was today. You could've gotten your final win. 1400 01:25:55,184 --> 01:25:59,015 Yes. But even if we found a place to bet, 1401 01:25:59,119 --> 01:26:01,294 it wouldn't have felt the same. 1402 01:26:05,056 --> 01:26:07,645 It was more than just a game to him. 1403 01:26:12,374 --> 01:26:15,687 He finally got to use his gift to connect to people. 1404 01:26:26,491 --> 01:26:27,458 Jerry! 1405 01:26:28,597 --> 01:26:29,701 What? 1406 01:26:29,805 --> 01:26:31,047 The shareholders are having a meeting tonight 1407 01:26:31,151 --> 01:26:33,636 and were wondering if you could stop by. 1408 01:26:33,740 --> 01:26:34,948 Are they upset? 1409 01:26:35,051 --> 01:26:37,088 If I told you that, you wouldn't come. 1410 01:26:40,264 --> 01:26:42,714 - I tried to answer all their questions in the newsletter. 1411 01:26:42,818 --> 01:26:44,854 I don't think they know how to open the newsletter. 1412 01:26:44,958 --> 01:26:47,132 Well, they don't have to worry about anything. 1413 01:26:47,236 --> 01:26:49,065 We didn't break any laws. 1414 01:26:52,345 --> 01:26:56,176 Holy... It's jazz fest?What? 1415 01:26:56,280 --> 01:26:58,765 - Jerry! Marge!- Huh. 1416 01:26:59,697 --> 01:27:01,526 - Yeah! 1417 01:27:05,116 --> 01:27:06,738 - Come on! 1418 01:27:06,842 --> 01:27:08,326 Let's do this! 1419 01:27:12,882 --> 01:27:15,851 Yeah! Okay, right? 1420 01:27:15,954 --> 01:27:18,267 Jer and Marge! 1421 01:27:18,371 --> 01:27:22,167 How did you... We missed the final play. 1422 01:27:22,271 --> 01:27:23,617 Oh, no, we did not. 1423 01:27:23,721 --> 01:27:26,206 Yeah, everybody took a store, Dad. All across the state. 1424 01:27:26,310 --> 01:27:28,035 We had a bus and everything. 1425 01:27:28,139 --> 01:27:29,830 What?Oh. 1426 01:27:29,934 --> 01:27:31,246 You didn't have to do that. 1427 01:27:31,349 --> 01:27:33,386 You did it for us. Why wouldn't we do it for you? 1428 01:27:33,489 --> 01:27:36,665 And don't worry, we left you two the counting part. 1429 01:27:41,601 --> 01:27:43,361 Hey, Raj! 1430 01:27:43,465 --> 01:27:45,605 I would help, but, uh, I can't count. 1431 01:27:45,708 --> 01:27:49,436 - Yes, you can.I can count. I just don't like to count. 1432 01:27:49,540 --> 01:27:52,543 This town isn't just a newspaper article, Jerry. It's all of us. 1433 01:27:52,646 --> 01:27:54,924 And you brought this town back from the dead 1434 01:27:55,028 --> 01:27:58,514 when nobody else could, because you don't think we're just numbers. 1435 01:28:00,861 --> 01:28:02,277 No. No. 1436 01:28:02,898 --> 01:28:04,244 You're family. 1437 01:28:05,452 --> 01:28:06,557 Ladies and gentlemen, 1438 01:28:06,660 --> 01:28:12,079 please put your hands together for Tori Kelly! 1439 01:28:12,183 --> 01:28:17,361 ♪ Stars shining bright Above you 1440 01:28:17,464 --> 01:28:22,366 ♪ Night breezes seem To whisper "I love you..." 1441 01:28:22,469 --> 01:28:23,643 Shall we? 1442 01:28:23,746 --> 01:28:25,092 It is jazz fest. 1443 01:28:25,196 --> 01:28:27,509 ♪ Birds singing in the Sycamore tree 1444 01:28:27,612 --> 01:28:32,272 ♪ Dream a little dream of me 1445 01:28:33,687 --> 01:28:38,727 ♪ Say nighty-night And kiss me 1446 01:28:38,830 --> 01:28:44,319 ♪ Just hold me tight And tell me you'll miss me 1447 01:28:44,422 --> 01:28:48,840 ♪ While I'm alone and blue As can be 1448 01:28:48,944 --> 01:28:52,844 ♪ Dream a little dream of me 1449 01:28:54,743 --> 01:28:59,782 ♪ Stars fading But I linger on, dear... 1450 01:29:00,990 --> 01:29:03,303 Hey, Steve.Hey, Rhoda. 1451 01:29:03,407 --> 01:29:06,168 Hey, you know, I've been working on that Eat, Pray, Lovetrip for you. 1452 01:29:06,271 --> 01:29:07,342 I got some great rates. 1453 01:29:07,445 --> 01:29:09,999 Ooh. That's exciting. Thank you.Yeah. 1454 01:29:10,103 --> 01:29:11,898 Yeah, sure. 1455 01:29:12,001 --> 01:29:15,280 Um, do you want to dance? 1456 01:29:15,384 --> 01:29:18,870 Um, yeah. I mean, do you? 1457 01:29:18,974 --> 01:29:21,183 Yes. That's why I asked. 1458 01:29:21,286 --> 01:29:25,394 Right. That does make sense.Yeah. 1459 01:29:26,153 --> 01:29:27,258 Okay. 1460 01:29:27,362 --> 01:29:31,607 ♪ But in your dreams Whatever they be 1461 01:29:31,711 --> 01:29:35,887 ♪ Dream a little dream Of me... 1462 01:29:37,544 --> 01:29:40,547 How badly do you want to go and just count all those tickets? 1463 01:29:40,651 --> 01:29:41,997 Mmm. 1464 01:29:42,100 --> 01:29:45,518 - It's taking everything in me not to do it right now. 1465 01:29:45,621 --> 01:29:48,452 I'm going to miss it.Yeah, yeah. 1466 01:29:49,729 --> 01:29:50,833 Me, too. 1467 01:29:52,973 --> 01:29:56,805 I kinda wish we'd won the jackpot. Just once. 1468 01:29:58,220 --> 01:30:01,396 I won the jackpot before we ever started. 1469 01:30:01,499 --> 01:30:06,987 ♪ Stars fading But I linger on, dear 1470 01:30:07,091 --> 01:30:11,544 ♪ Still craving your kiss... 1471 01:30:11,647 --> 01:30:14,167 - Jerry and Marge dissolved our betting group 1472 01:30:14,270 --> 01:30:17,342 when the WinFall game was phased out. 1473 01:30:17,446 --> 01:30:21,416 They used most of their lottery winnings to start a construction loan business 1474 01:30:21,519 --> 01:30:23,659 for the town of Evart. 1475 01:30:23,763 --> 01:30:25,350 Like many of their friends and neighbors, 1476 01:30:25,454 --> 01:30:28,940 they also put their children and grandchildren through school. 1477 01:30:30,114 --> 01:30:34,429 I myself invested in a very luxurious man cave. 1478 01:30:34,532 --> 01:30:36,016 Whoo! Ah! 1479 01:30:36,120 --> 01:30:39,434 - Jerry did finally give in and buy himself a new truck, 1480 01:30:39,537 --> 01:30:41,746 which was actually slightly used, 1481 01:30:41,850 --> 01:30:44,749 because he calculated that was a smarter purchase. 1482 01:30:44,853 --> 01:30:46,233 And he would know. 1483 01:30:46,337 --> 01:30:52,964 His lottery calculation won a grand total of $27 million. 1484 01:30:53,068 --> 01:30:55,208 Okay, let's go count. 1485 01:30:55,311 --> 01:30:59,419 ♪ Dream a little dream of me 1486 01:31:03,906 --> 01:31:05,460 He made how much?