1 00:00:04,379 --> 00:00:05,839 Are you thinking about taking drugs? 2 00:00:05,964 --> 00:00:09,885 Well, think again, because drugs are not the answer. 3 00:00:10,010 --> 00:00:12,262 Take it from me, Hank Wiggen. 4 00:00:13,180 --> 00:00:15,682 Oh, don't remember this ugly mug? 5 00:00:16,933 --> 00:00:20,937 Two years ago, I was a star. I won nine games in a row. 6 00:00:21,062 --> 00:00:22,647 But by the end of August, I was gone. 7 00:00:22,772 --> 00:00:24,399 Cut! Cut! 8 00:00:28,904 --> 00:00:30,322 Not good, huh? 9 00:00:30,447 --> 00:00:31,990 Well, you caught the ball. 10 00:00:32,115 --> 00:00:33,158 Yeah. 11 00:00:33,283 --> 00:00:36,661 Look, I usually don't, you know, give line readings, 12 00:00:36,786 --> 00:00:39,206 but try this. Here. 13 00:00:39,331 --> 00:00:40,957 Hollywood ain't holding its breath. 14 00:00:41,082 --> 00:00:44,377 Yeah, well, they're doing it wrong. I mean, for Hank. 15 00:00:44,502 --> 00:00:46,379 Tell the director. 16 00:00:46,504 --> 00:00:48,256 I thought I'd give the marriage a few months 17 00:00:48,381 --> 00:00:50,425 before I go for the meddling-wife thing. 18 00:00:50,550 --> 00:00:54,512 His arm came back the day after you hooked up. I say meddle. 19 00:00:54,638 --> 00:00:55,639 You okay? 20 00:00:55,764 --> 00:00:56,932 Just gas. 21 00:00:57,057 --> 00:01:00,769 Go help your man. Give me a little room here to work it out. 22 00:01:09,736 --> 00:01:12,197 Take it from me, Hank Wiggen. 23 00:01:12,322 --> 00:01:13,907 - Like that? - No. 24 00:01:14,032 --> 00:01:16,076 - Hey, sweetheart. - Hey. 25 00:01:16,660 --> 00:01:18,495 - Hi, Bryan. - Hey. 26 00:01:18,620 --> 00:01:20,514 You boys having a little trouble with the big speech? 27 00:01:20,538 --> 00:01:21,998 Yeah. You got any ideas? 28 00:01:22,123 --> 00:01:24,960 It's your story. Just be yourself. 29 00:01:25,085 --> 00:01:28,088 Drugs were there, you took them. Simple. 30 00:01:28,213 --> 00:01:29,756 Why'd you get clean? 31 00:01:29,881 --> 00:01:31,258 'Cause I was gonna die. 32 00:01:31,383 --> 00:01:33,551 And, come April, 'cause you're clean, 33 00:01:33,677 --> 00:01:37,013 you're starting Opening Day against the Yanks. 34 00:01:39,975 --> 00:01:40,976 Try it her way? 35 00:01:41,101 --> 00:01:42,143 Yeah. 36 00:01:42,269 --> 00:01:44,145 Okay. Okay. 37 00:01:44,271 --> 00:01:47,274 Let's start with the second part first. That'll get him in the groove. 38 00:01:47,399 --> 00:01:48,900 Okay. 39 00:01:49,025 --> 00:01:50,819 We'll do the throwing thing first. 40 00:01:50,944 --> 00:01:52,988 Everybody wants to direct. 41 00:01:53,947 --> 00:01:54,990 Warner all right? 42 00:01:55,115 --> 00:01:56,533 Yeah, he's good. 43 00:01:56,658 --> 00:01:59,703 You just bring it, babe. Just tell your story. 44 00:02:01,079 --> 00:02:02,330 Roll cameras. 45 00:02:02,455 --> 00:02:04,791 - Rolling. Speed. - Sound. 46 00:02:04,916 --> 00:02:07,752 Come on, kid! Show them what you're gonna give the Yankees! 47 00:02:07,877 --> 00:02:09,462 All right, action! 48 00:02:26,521 --> 00:02:27,856 Oh, God! 49 00:02:35,488 --> 00:02:38,491 You okay? It's gonna be okay. It's gonna be okay. 50 00:03:29,292 --> 00:03:33,004 He's got osteopenia. His bones are too thin to fix the arm problem. 51 00:03:33,129 --> 00:03:36,841 No. Price is not a problem if you have what I need. 52 00:03:36,966 --> 00:03:38,551 Young man? 53 00:03:38,676 --> 00:03:39,844 How did you know? 54 00:03:39,969 --> 00:03:42,972 Well, if he's an old man, osteopenia would just be a fact of life. 55 00:03:43,098 --> 00:03:43,932 You make him comfortable, 56 00:03:44,057 --> 00:03:45,868 send him home, which means you're just boring me. 57 00:03:45,892 --> 00:03:48,245 So he's young, which means it's most likely caused by cancer, 58 00:03:48,269 --> 00:03:50,029 and you're here because you haven't found it. 59 00:03:50,105 --> 00:03:51,815 Have you looked really, really hard? 60 00:03:51,940 --> 00:03:53,858 MRI and PET scan are both negative. 61 00:03:53,983 --> 00:03:56,903 Well, how old is he? Maybe the osteopenia is just early onset. 62 00:03:57,028 --> 00:03:59,280 Ah, let's see. 63 00:03:59,406 --> 00:04:02,659 "Born 9/21/77." 64 00:04:02,784 --> 00:04:04,327 It's Hank Wiggen? 65 00:04:05,787 --> 00:04:06,913 He signed it. Sweet. 66 00:04:07,038 --> 00:04:07,872 Yeah. 67 00:04:07,997 --> 00:04:11,876 "To Jimmy Wilson, the Cy Young of medicine." 68 00:04:12,001 --> 00:04:13,128 Did you ask for that? 69 00:04:13,253 --> 00:04:15,004 Just the "Jimmy" part. 70 00:04:16,256 --> 00:04:18,067 The bone's too thin to support the kind of surgery 71 00:04:18,091 --> 00:04:20,218 that would let him pitch again. 72 00:04:20,343 --> 00:04:22,154 But if we figure out what's causing the osteopenia, 73 00:04:22,178 --> 00:04:24,681 we can reverse the bone damage then do the surgery. 74 00:04:24,806 --> 00:04:27,725 Beat the Yankees and save the free world. 75 00:04:32,981 --> 00:04:34,941 It was a working dinner. 76 00:04:35,066 --> 00:04:38,069 My work, company pays. 77 00:04:39,112 --> 00:04:43,324 I don't know. I just feel kind of weird after what it turned into. 78 00:04:43,450 --> 00:04:46,327 Well, then it stopped being work. 79 00:04:47,412 --> 00:04:50,373 You know, if it'll solve your ethics problem, 80 00:04:51,166 --> 00:04:52,584 you can reimburse me for these. 81 00:04:52,709 --> 00:04:55,628 What are they, $5.57, I believe? 82 00:05:02,427 --> 00:05:04,262 Let me know about Friday? 83 00:05:04,387 --> 00:05:05,680 Yeah. 84 00:05:29,078 --> 00:05:30,538 None of the usual suspects. 85 00:05:30,663 --> 00:05:33,333 Age isn't right, in apparent perfect health before this incident, 86 00:05:33,458 --> 00:05:34,938 MRI and PET scan negative for tumors. 87 00:05:35,001 --> 00:05:37,212 Test him again. It's gotta be cancer. 88 00:05:37,337 --> 00:05:40,548 Sorry I'm late. Car broke down on the interstate. 89 00:05:42,342 --> 00:05:45,970 Don't believe you. CHEM-7 also shows a poor kidney function. 90 00:05:46,095 --> 00:05:48,324 Now, why would a guy in his 20s have a poor kidney function? 91 00:05:48,348 --> 00:05:51,267 Cancer. It first attacks the bones, and then the kidneys. 92 00:05:51,392 --> 00:05:56,648 Come on, people. He was 17-7. His ERA was 2.1. 93 00:05:56,773 --> 00:05:57,982 You want it to be his kidneys, 94 00:05:58,107 --> 00:06:01,819 because if it's his kidneys, then maybe we can treat it, maybe we can fix it. 95 00:06:01,945 --> 00:06:04,030 And if it's cancer, then he'll never pitch again. 96 00:06:04,155 --> 00:06:06,955 If this were a regular guy who came in and broke his arm lifting a box, 97 00:06:06,991 --> 00:06:08,344 you would've packed him up and sent him home. 98 00:06:08,368 --> 00:06:12,413 My God, you're right. I lost my head. All life is equally sacred. 99 00:06:12,539 --> 00:06:14,934 And I promise you, the next knitting injury that comes in here, 100 00:06:14,958 --> 00:06:17,085 we're on it like stink on cheese. 101 00:06:17,210 --> 00:06:19,963 - He weighed 175 his rookie year. - Stop. 102 00:06:20,088 --> 00:06:22,882 Now he's 195 after playing a year in Japan. 103 00:06:23,007 --> 00:06:24,884 - Why? - He let himself go. 104 00:06:25,009 --> 00:06:27,428 Steroids. The guy was a drug user. 105 00:06:27,554 --> 00:06:29,823 I'm sure he wouldn't have balked at pumping up through chemicals. 106 00:06:29,847 --> 00:06:32,007 That'd explain the weight gain and the kidney problems. 107 00:06:32,100 --> 00:06:34,811 And the bone loss. Go ask him what he's on. 108 00:06:34,936 --> 00:06:38,022 When he says "nothing," have him pee in a cup. 109 00:06:40,942 --> 00:06:45,113 If your car breaks down, you're an hour late, not two minutes. 110 00:06:45,238 --> 00:06:49,325 And two minutes isn't late enough to use a clever excuse like car trouble. 111 00:06:49,450 --> 00:06:50,868 I was coming in early. 112 00:06:50,994 --> 00:06:51,995 Huh. 113 00:06:52,120 --> 00:06:54,706 Unprompted lies. That's a bad sign. 114 00:06:55,331 --> 00:06:59,043 Either a guilty conscience or something personal's going on. 115 00:07:02,839 --> 00:07:06,759 See, that's all you had to do. Just walk in, sit down, do your job. 116 00:07:10,597 --> 00:07:13,141 No. No, I never took them. 117 00:07:14,601 --> 00:07:16,936 We're gonna need a urine sample. 118 00:07:17,061 --> 00:07:19,188 Oh, no. You don't trust me. 119 00:07:22,859 --> 00:07:25,278 Baby, I'm worried about taking this morphine. 120 00:07:25,403 --> 00:07:29,365 You're in pain. The doses are monitored. It's not a slip. 121 00:07:29,490 --> 00:07:31,951 Besides, opiates weren't your thing. 122 00:07:32,076 --> 00:07:34,495 They should've been. Whoa. 123 00:07:34,621 --> 00:07:36,831 Mr. Wiggen? The urine sample. 124 00:07:37,749 --> 00:07:41,836 I want to say no, so ll am. No. 125 00:07:41,961 --> 00:07:44,631 Trust is a big issue in early recovery. 126 00:07:44,756 --> 00:07:47,216 He really did gain the weight honestly. 127 00:07:48,134 --> 00:07:49,677 If you say so. 128 00:07:51,012 --> 00:07:52,847 You're not getting it. 129 00:07:56,059 --> 00:07:58,102 He thinks I'm an idiot. 130 00:07:58,227 --> 00:07:59,896 He sure does. 131 00:08:07,945 --> 00:08:09,530 Should we save a sample? 132 00:08:09,656 --> 00:08:13,576 Dr. Sports Fan can put it in Lucite and hang it around his neck. 133 00:08:14,702 --> 00:08:17,038 Hey, Friday night, can you cover for me? 134 00:08:17,163 --> 00:08:18,623 I think so. 135 00:08:19,874 --> 00:08:23,878 Oh, Friday. No, I'm sorry. I have to go to that oncology thing, the seminar. 136 00:08:24,003 --> 00:08:26,089 - Oh. - What's going on? 137 00:08:26,214 --> 00:08:29,926 Dinner with the drug rep. Castine Pharmaceuticals. 138 00:08:30,051 --> 00:08:34,097 Arnie? Claims he has 500 lawyer jokes, only tells one? 139 00:08:35,139 --> 00:08:36,432 New guy. 140 00:08:38,518 --> 00:08:40,103 You need cash? 141 00:08:42,855 --> 00:08:45,441 No, I don't have that much on me. 142 00:08:46,150 --> 00:08:50,571 No, no, it's not a problem. No. I'll be over by 6:00. Okay. 143 00:08:51,781 --> 00:08:53,491 5:00 p.m. Dr. House checks out. 144 00:08:53,616 --> 00:08:54,951 It's 4:45. 145 00:08:55,076 --> 00:08:56,160 I was rounding up. 146 00:08:57,203 --> 00:09:00,248 Carol Moffatt. Please see Dr. House in Exam 1. 147 00:09:00,373 --> 00:09:01,999 Whoa, whoa, not so fast, Cathy. 148 00:09:02,125 --> 00:09:03,376 It's Carol. 149 00:09:03,501 --> 00:09:06,504 Trouble with the leg? 150 00:09:08,548 --> 00:09:09,841 When's the wedding? 151 00:09:09,966 --> 00:09:11,008 This Saturday. 152 00:09:11,134 --> 00:09:13,177 Not much time to fit into that pretty dress. 153 00:09:13,302 --> 00:09:15,096 And no time for practical shoe shopping. 154 00:09:15,221 --> 00:09:17,449 You're running two miles a day further than you should be. 155 00:09:17,473 --> 00:09:18,473 It hurts right... 156 00:09:18,558 --> 00:09:20,798 New shoes, less miles, and ix-nay on the afternoon Cokes. 157 00:09:20,852 --> 00:09:22,270 You're gonna look beautiful. 158 00:09:22,395 --> 00:09:23,479 What's wrong with you? 159 00:09:23,604 --> 00:09:25,273 I can't get my contact lenses out. 160 00:09:25,398 --> 00:09:26,941 Out of what? They're not in your eyes. 161 00:09:27,066 --> 00:09:28,109 But they're red. 162 00:09:28,234 --> 00:09:30,820 That's because you're trying to remove your corneas. 163 00:09:30,945 --> 00:09:31,988 What's wrong with you? 164 00:09:32,113 --> 00:09:33,698 Lately, my wife has noticed that... 165 00:09:33,823 --> 00:09:37,243 Yeah, yeah. Symptoms. We're working on a personal best here. 166 00:09:37,368 --> 00:09:40,913 Numbness in my feet and hands, constipation... 167 00:09:41,038 --> 00:09:44,059 And? Maybe he doesn't feel comfortable talking about his private matters in... 168 00:09:44,083 --> 00:09:47,211 Well, neither would I if I was having trouble controlling my pee-pee. 169 00:09:47,336 --> 00:09:49,839 You're a dentist. Nitrous oxide poisoning. 170 00:09:49,964 --> 00:09:51,817 Which means you're either dipping into your own supply 171 00:09:51,841 --> 00:09:53,468 or you got a bad valve in the office. 172 00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:56,053 Laughing gas rehab's probably more expensive than the plumber. 173 00:09:56,179 --> 00:09:58,473 Meanwhile, get yourself some B-12. 174 00:09:58,598 --> 00:09:59,598 Who's left? 175 00:09:59,640 --> 00:10:01,017 I can't see. 176 00:10:04,395 --> 00:10:06,856 No, I'm just screwing with you. It's a hangover. 177 00:10:06,981 --> 00:10:08,983 My English lit prof told me he'd fail me next time 178 00:10:09,108 --> 00:10:10,902 if I didn't show up with a doctor's note. 179 00:10:11,027 --> 00:10:12,463 Well, make friends with the dentist. 180 00:10:12,487 --> 00:10:16,949 He can give you a note, and maybe a little nitrous to take the edge off. 181 00:10:18,659 --> 00:10:20,661 Dr. House. 182 00:10:20,787 --> 00:10:22,455 He tested negative for steroids. 183 00:10:22,580 --> 00:10:24,457 Elevated beta 2 proteins, though. 184 00:10:24,582 --> 00:10:27,293 Could be cancerous, amyloidosis or lymphoma. 185 00:10:27,418 --> 00:10:29,062 Or steroids. You guys got any money on you? 186 00:10:29,086 --> 00:10:31,214 He tested negative for steroids. 187 00:10:31,339 --> 00:10:32,632 I have a couple 20s on me. 188 00:10:32,757 --> 00:10:34,425 Fifty of them? 189 00:10:34,550 --> 00:10:35,843 - Foreman? - The fat-pad biopsy 190 00:10:35,968 --> 00:10:38,888 and abdominal CT scan were negative for the cancers, but... 191 00:10:39,013 --> 00:10:41,349 That just leaves us with steroids. 192 00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:42,934 He tested negative for steroids. 193 00:10:43,059 --> 00:10:45,937 Less money is made by biochemists working on a cure for cancer 194 00:10:46,062 --> 00:10:48,189 than by their colleagues struggling valiantly 195 00:10:48,314 --> 00:10:51,150 to find ways to hide steroid use. 196 00:10:51,275 --> 00:10:54,111 But there is one thing they can't hide. 197 00:10:59,992 --> 00:11:02,495 Hi. I'm Dr. House. 198 00:11:02,620 --> 00:11:05,289 And this is the coolest day of my life. 199 00:11:10,962 --> 00:11:14,257 See? Steroid use shrinks the testicles. 200 00:11:15,800 --> 00:11:18,719 I'm clean, man. No steroids, no nothing. 201 00:11:18,845 --> 00:11:21,973 Your lips say no, your prunes say yes. 202 00:11:22,098 --> 00:11:25,017 Hypogonadism. Isn't that a great word? 203 00:11:25,142 --> 00:11:27,019 Thanks. We don't get to say it nearly enough. 204 00:11:27,144 --> 00:11:29,105 Start him on Lupron right away. 205 00:11:31,983 --> 00:11:35,194 These freaks are willing to defile themselves for mass entertainment. 206 00:11:35,319 --> 00:11:38,155 For money. I feel sorry for them. 207 00:11:38,281 --> 00:11:40,908 He drops a clean urine, denies using steroids 208 00:11:41,033 --> 00:11:43,995 then you're giving him a drug for what, steroid abuse? 209 00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:47,498 No, no, it's not. It's got calcium in it. 210 00:11:47,623 --> 00:11:49,166 It's very good for the bones. 211 00:11:49,292 --> 00:11:52,461 Basically, at a molecular level, it's just milk. 212 00:11:53,004 --> 00:11:57,049 Dr. Whitman to Anesthesiology. 213 00:11:57,174 --> 00:11:59,969 How long do you figure before I get a call from Cuddy? 214 00:12:00,094 --> 00:12:02,013 - You put him on Lupron? - Uh-huh. 215 00:12:02,138 --> 00:12:04,056 And you told them it was like milk. 216 00:12:04,181 --> 00:12:05,224 Yes. 217 00:12:05,349 --> 00:12:08,311 Is there any way in which that is not a lie? 218 00:12:09,604 --> 00:12:11,063 It's creamy. 219 00:12:11,731 --> 00:12:13,649 - But I had three reasons. - Good ones? 220 00:12:13,774 --> 00:12:17,153 Well, we'll see in a minute. I'm just making them up now. 221 00:12:17,278 --> 00:12:18,279 He lied to me first. 222 00:12:18,404 --> 00:12:20,698 Your mother did teach you two wrongs don't make a right. 223 00:12:20,823 --> 00:12:22,617 If he lies to me about not taking steroids, 224 00:12:22,742 --> 00:12:25,453 and I lie to him about not treating steroids, he's cured. 225 00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:26,889 - Adds up for me. - Second reason. 226 00:12:26,913 --> 00:12:28,891 If I told him the truth, he wouldn't have taken the stuff. 227 00:12:28,915 --> 00:12:31,667 And if he told you the truth, what would the stuff do to him? 228 00:12:31,792 --> 00:12:33,628 Severe respiratory problems. 229 00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:34,754 Third reason? 230 00:12:34,879 --> 00:12:37,715 I wanted to eliminate the placebo effect. 231 00:12:37,840 --> 00:12:39,425 Excellent. 232 00:12:39,550 --> 00:12:42,219 You and your lawyer can write a paper. 233 00:12:42,345 --> 00:12:44,096 Which brings me to my fourth reason. 234 00:12:44,221 --> 00:12:45,932 I thought you said there were only three. 235 00:12:46,057 --> 00:12:48,017 - I thought you'd buy one of them. - Seriously? 236 00:12:48,142 --> 00:12:49,518 He's not gonna sue. 237 00:12:49,644 --> 00:12:53,147 Because his lawyer is a nice guy who'll realize it's unfair to blame us 238 00:12:53,272 --> 00:12:55,858 for ruining this kid's $100-million career. 239 00:12:55,983 --> 00:12:57,860 Good guess, but no. 240 00:12:57,985 --> 00:13:00,154 If the Lupron causes respiratory problems, 241 00:13:00,279 --> 00:13:02,448 it means he's not on steroids. 242 00:13:02,573 --> 00:13:05,451 Which means there's something else wrong with him. 243 00:13:05,576 --> 00:13:11,332 And the choices for that something else are almost universally very bad. 244 00:13:33,104 --> 00:13:35,439 Osteopenia messing his bones up. 245 00:13:35,564 --> 00:13:39,318 Hypogonadism, impaired liver function, kidney function. 246 00:13:39,443 --> 00:13:44,323 And we have managed to find the only professional athlete in the galaxy 247 00:13:44,448 --> 00:13:46,367 who is not on steroids. 248 00:13:46,492 --> 00:13:48,411 And it's not cancer. 249 00:13:48,536 --> 00:13:49,787 So what's killing him? 250 00:13:49,912 --> 00:13:52,915 Who shares my suspicions that the Yankees were somehow involved? 251 00:13:53,040 --> 00:13:57,086 Shrunken testicles indicate his body's not putting out enough testosterone. 252 00:13:57,211 --> 00:13:59,964 Throw out the lungs. That was the Lupron, my fault. 253 00:14:00,089 --> 00:14:01,566 Don't worry. I'll send him a nice note. 254 00:14:01,590 --> 00:14:03,217 What about something environmental? 255 00:14:03,342 --> 00:14:05,636 Arsenic, mercury. The symptoms could indicate... 256 00:14:05,761 --> 00:14:08,848 Pretty small environment. Wife's fine, no one else is sick. 257 00:14:08,973 --> 00:14:11,093 If you throw out the kidneys, everything else adds up. 258 00:14:11,183 --> 00:14:13,728 The testicles, the bones, the impaired liver function 259 00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:16,081 could all be caused by a breakdown of his adrenal glands. 260 00:14:16,105 --> 00:14:18,941 Addison's disease. I like it. 261 00:14:19,066 --> 00:14:20,866 Mainly, of course, because the treatment is... 262 00:14:20,985 --> 00:14:22,361 Steroids. 263 00:14:22,486 --> 00:14:23,738 Enough irony for all of us. 264 00:14:23,863 --> 00:14:25,698 Treatment would cause him to retain fluid. 265 00:14:25,823 --> 00:14:28,409 With the kidneys almost shut down already, he'll die. 266 00:14:28,534 --> 00:14:30,661 So we'll get him a new kidney. 267 00:14:30,786 --> 00:14:33,080 Your theory is that Addison's is causing all the symptoms 268 00:14:33,205 --> 00:14:35,207 except for the kidney problems. 269 00:14:35,332 --> 00:14:36,959 What's causing the kidney problems? 270 00:14:37,084 --> 00:14:39,524 Cameron, if you had to make an ironic guess right about now... 271 00:14:39,628 --> 00:14:40,908 He tested negative for steroids. 272 00:14:41,005 --> 00:14:42,190 He tested negative for steroids. 273 00:14:42,214 --> 00:14:44,800 Agreed. He's not on steroids now. 274 00:14:44,925 --> 00:14:46,945 But if he was on them at any time in the last five years, 275 00:14:46,969 --> 00:14:49,847 it could have caused the kidney damage. 276 00:14:50,222 --> 00:14:53,851 You see, kidneys don't wear watches. 277 00:14:54,769 --> 00:14:56,562 Sure, gall bladders do, 278 00:14:56,687 --> 00:14:59,523 but it doesn't matter, 'cause kidneys can't tell time. 279 00:15:00,775 --> 00:15:03,194 Steroid damage could take years. 280 00:15:03,319 --> 00:15:06,030 No steroids. How many times does he have to tell you? 281 00:15:06,155 --> 00:15:07,198 I don't know. 282 00:15:07,323 --> 00:15:10,701 How many times did he lie about cocaine before coming clean with the League? 283 00:15:10,826 --> 00:15:11,994 That's completely different. 284 00:15:12,119 --> 00:15:13,621 Oh, that's right, I remember. 285 00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:15,247 You never did come clean. 286 00:15:15,372 --> 00:15:18,626 The League was out to get you. They faked the blood tests. 287 00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:20,520 You had to get yourself a lawyer and everything. 288 00:15:20,544 --> 00:15:24,215 If Hank says he never used steroids, that's the truth. 289 00:15:24,340 --> 00:15:25,382 That's too bad, 290 00:15:25,508 --> 00:15:29,887 because our theory is that the kidney damage is caused by "A," 291 00:15:30,012 --> 00:15:32,098 and everything else is caused by "B." 292 00:15:32,223 --> 00:15:34,892 The beauty of this theory is that we can treat "A" and "B." 293 00:15:35,017 --> 00:15:38,604 But if you add the kidney symptoms back into the mix, 294 00:15:38,729 --> 00:15:41,607 then we are looking at another letter altogether, 295 00:15:41,732 --> 00:15:43,901 one that is apparently not in the alphabet. 296 00:15:44,026 --> 00:15:48,697 We can't fix the bones, no more baseball, no more breathing, 297 00:15:48,823 --> 00:15:50,699 no more brain function. 298 00:15:52,076 --> 00:15:53,911 Get another explanation. 299 00:15:54,036 --> 00:15:56,914 Okay. Yeah, I think I got one in my other pants. 300 00:15:58,916 --> 00:16:00,042 Hold on. 301 00:16:03,170 --> 00:16:05,464 Five years ago. Bangor, Maine. 302 00:16:06,632 --> 00:16:10,052 My pitching coach had me on something. I never knew what it was. 303 00:16:10,177 --> 00:16:13,347 And you never tried too hard to find out, either. 304 00:16:15,182 --> 00:16:18,227 I gained 12 pounds of muscle in, like, four weeks. 305 00:16:18,352 --> 00:16:19,854 I'm sorry, babe. 306 00:16:26,026 --> 00:16:27,027 How you doing, Doc? 307 00:16:27,153 --> 00:16:29,071 Good. Very good, yeah. 308 00:16:34,201 --> 00:16:36,745 You want me to put Hank Wiggen on the transplant list. 309 00:16:36,871 --> 00:16:40,040 He needs a new kidney. I was thinking the kidney people might have some. 310 00:16:40,166 --> 00:16:42,793 Well, they like to save them for people who have... 311 00:16:42,918 --> 00:16:45,045 How do I put this? Kidney problems. 312 00:16:45,171 --> 00:16:47,965 He's a professional ball player. Brings joy to millions. 313 00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:50,970 Do you really want to be known as the hospital that sent him home to die? 314 00:16:51,010 --> 00:16:54,763 That's a great idea. We could be the hospital that killed two people, 315 00:16:54,889 --> 00:16:58,517 the guy who deserved the kidney, and the ball player we bumped up the list 316 00:16:58,642 --> 00:17:00,287 when we weren't even sure what was wrong with him. 317 00:17:00,311 --> 00:17:01,997 Everything else is related to the Addison's. 318 00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:04,440 The test for Addison's was inconclusive. 319 00:17:04,565 --> 00:17:07,276 The test for Addison's is always inconclusive. 320 00:17:07,401 --> 00:17:10,446 Why do we do it at all? We should just ask you. 321 00:17:16,118 --> 00:17:17,828 You're not putting him on the list. 322 00:17:17,953 --> 00:17:20,623 Your powers of deduction are breathtaking. 323 00:17:20,748 --> 00:17:23,083 You take a perverse pleasure in turning me down. 324 00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:24,960 What I live for. 325 00:17:26,086 --> 00:17:28,714 Once in a while, though, try to ruin my day. 326 00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:31,634 Ask me something I can say "yes" to. 327 00:17:48,943 --> 00:17:51,612 Oh, I'm sorry, Doctor. I didn't know you were busy. 328 00:17:51,737 --> 00:17:52,947 Want me to come back? 329 00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:54,406 Is he on the list? 330 00:17:54,531 --> 00:17:55,741 No. 331 00:17:55,866 --> 00:17:57,243 Then I'm giving him one of mine. 332 00:17:57,368 --> 00:17:58,619 Okay. 333 00:17:58,744 --> 00:18:00,263 You're not gonna tell me it's a bad idea? 334 00:18:00,287 --> 00:18:03,082 Why give a kidney to someone who might not be able to use it? 335 00:18:03,207 --> 00:18:04,750 Not my area. 336 00:18:05,501 --> 00:18:07,586 That is, however, my chair. 337 00:18:08,796 --> 00:18:10,422 When do we do it? 338 00:18:10,547 --> 00:18:12,383 Very noble gesture. 339 00:18:13,092 --> 00:18:16,553 My favorite kind. Dramatic, yet completely empty. 340 00:18:17,012 --> 00:18:18,732 The chances of nonidentical twins being a... 341 00:18:18,764 --> 00:18:19,764 You live alone? 342 00:18:19,848 --> 00:18:20,975 You writing a book? 343 00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:23,811 I made it a question just 'cause it's more polite. 344 00:18:23,936 --> 00:18:26,122 You've got a big "keep out" sign stapled on your forehead. 345 00:18:26,146 --> 00:18:28,983 That explains it. I told them to put it on my door. 346 00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:34,321 Even if real human contact is something you don't have or even want or need, 347 00:18:34,446 --> 00:18:36,740 you should at least be able to see it in other people. 348 00:18:36,865 --> 00:18:39,118 Yeah. Right. True love. 349 00:18:39,243 --> 00:18:41,412 That's just how we match organs these days. 350 00:18:41,537 --> 00:18:46,041 There's a couple in France, high school sweethearts, they're trading brains. 351 00:18:46,417 --> 00:18:48,919 We're a match. Run your tests. 352 00:19:04,059 --> 00:19:06,103 Hey. Did the lab call? Is she a match? 353 00:19:06,228 --> 00:19:07,271 Haven't heard yet. 354 00:19:07,396 --> 00:19:10,774 You got a text message, though. "Friday night." Very cryptic. 355 00:19:10,899 --> 00:19:14,611 Gee, thanks for checking. Can you cover for me? 356 00:19:14,737 --> 00:19:16,613 Oncology seminar. Right. 357 00:19:16,739 --> 00:19:19,658 Friday night the same thing as the car trouble? 358 00:19:19,783 --> 00:19:21,076 I had car trouble. 359 00:19:21,201 --> 00:19:24,330 House says you were lying. I believe him. 360 00:19:24,455 --> 00:19:27,875 What's that? You got a little wet smudge at the end of your nose. 361 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,711 Hey, I like the guy. He says what he wants, does what he wants. 362 00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:32,981 He won't talk to anyone unless he can jerk them around. 363 00:19:33,005 --> 00:19:35,924 Or needs 1,000 bucks. What is with that? 364 00:19:36,884 --> 00:19:38,135 I scored. 365 00:19:40,596 --> 00:19:44,224 It's a brave new world, Doc, and we are the cutting edge. 366 00:19:46,852 --> 00:19:50,856 You are looking at two all-access passes 367 00:19:50,981 --> 00:19:52,816 to paradise itself. 368 00:19:54,610 --> 00:19:55,610 How much? 369 00:19:55,652 --> 00:19:58,113 True cost? No man can say. 370 00:19:58,238 --> 00:20:00,032 Could that man's accountant say? 371 00:20:00,157 --> 00:20:02,701 One thousand dollars. Friday night. 372 00:20:02,826 --> 00:20:06,830 The biggest official monster truck jam in the history of New Jersey. 373 00:20:07,831 --> 00:20:10,959 Okay, please tell me you didn't just say Friday night. 374 00:20:11,085 --> 00:20:12,836 Whatever you've got, you cancel. 375 00:20:12,961 --> 00:20:14,713 I can't do it. 376 00:20:14,838 --> 00:20:17,091 Listen, they only give these tickets to owners. 377 00:20:17,216 --> 00:20:19,027 Anytime we want to be in the middle of the track, 378 00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:20,320 we're in the middle of the track. 379 00:20:20,344 --> 00:20:23,764 These tickets are so good, we have to sign a release. 380 00:20:24,515 --> 00:20:27,017 I mean it. We do this, we could die. 381 00:20:27,726 --> 00:20:30,354 I've got the oncology thing. 382 00:20:30,479 --> 00:20:32,815 The rectal cancer lecture, they booked me a year ago. 383 00:20:32,940 --> 00:20:34,650 I can't get out. 384 00:20:34,775 --> 00:20:36,485 There's no way out. 385 00:20:37,611 --> 00:20:41,198 Fine. I'll ask one of my other friends. 386 00:20:44,910 --> 00:20:47,871 What? You're saying I've only got one friend? 387 00:20:49,832 --> 00:20:51,458 And who? 388 00:20:52,918 --> 00:20:54,837 Kevin in Bookkeeping. 389 00:20:55,838 --> 00:20:58,006 Okay, well, first of all, his name's Carl. 390 00:20:58,132 --> 00:20:59,758 I call him Kevin. 391 00:20:59,883 --> 00:21:02,678 It's his secret-friendship-club name. 392 00:21:04,012 --> 00:21:05,806 - It's hookers. - Oh, my God! 393 00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:07,975 Multiple hookers. I mean, House is House, right? 394 00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:10,394 He's gotta have it his way. Four or five women. 395 00:21:10,519 --> 00:21:11,854 This isn't even funny. 396 00:21:11,979 --> 00:21:13,772 What? You don't think he has sex? 397 00:21:13,897 --> 00:21:15,107 No, of course he... 398 00:21:15,232 --> 00:21:17,484 He doesn't have sex, he makes love. 399 00:21:17,609 --> 00:21:19,486 I didn't say that. 400 00:21:21,822 --> 00:21:23,657 It's the lab. 401 00:21:23,782 --> 00:21:25,242 Dr. Foreman. 402 00:21:26,702 --> 00:21:28,996 Respiratory Therapy, call 4502. 403 00:21:29,830 --> 00:21:32,207 Respiratory Therapy, pick up 4502. 404 00:21:32,332 --> 00:21:34,793 If you have the results, I'd like you to talk to both of us. 405 00:21:34,918 --> 00:21:37,129 If you don't, I'm late for a meeting. 406 00:21:37,254 --> 00:21:40,674 Believe me. I'd much rather be with your better half. 407 00:21:40,799 --> 00:21:41,800 And by better half, 408 00:21:41,925 --> 00:21:44,720 of course, I mean the one who struck out Sammy Sosa on three pitches 409 00:21:44,845 --> 00:21:46,638 and talks a lot less. 410 00:21:47,181 --> 00:21:50,851 But I thought I would talk to you first, and alone. 411 00:21:50,976 --> 00:21:53,687 I got your results back from the lab. 412 00:21:54,396 --> 00:21:55,981 You do match. 413 00:21:57,858 --> 00:21:59,109 I do? 414 00:22:04,490 --> 00:22:06,283 You're also pregnant. 415 00:22:14,374 --> 00:22:16,210 You can't be a donor. 416 00:22:18,504 --> 00:22:20,797 Not in your current condition. 417 00:22:33,810 --> 00:22:36,980 Excuse me. I have to go talk to my husband. 418 00:22:58,794 --> 00:23:01,630 Heart looks good. We can schedule the transplant. 419 00:23:01,755 --> 00:23:03,423 No transplant. 420 00:23:03,549 --> 00:23:05,050 Lola's not gonna have an abortion. 421 00:23:05,175 --> 00:23:09,638 Actually, your wife just told me that she was making an appointment. 422 00:23:09,763 --> 00:23:12,266 I don't care what she said. 423 00:23:12,391 --> 00:23:14,351 I think you two need to discuss this further. 424 00:23:14,476 --> 00:23:17,813 We've been trying to get pregnant almost since we met. 425 00:23:17,938 --> 00:23:20,774 Well, it's your wife's decision whether or not... 426 00:23:20,899 --> 00:23:24,570 She wants to trade a child for a kidney. That's murder. 427 00:23:24,695 --> 00:23:26,780 I'm not gonna let her do that. 428 00:23:29,074 --> 00:23:31,743 Foreman says we've got a problem about the transplant. 429 00:23:31,868 --> 00:23:36,623 If she terminates the pregnancy, he's not gonna let himself die on principle. 430 00:23:37,791 --> 00:23:40,794 Would you give up a baby for someone you love? 431 00:23:41,503 --> 00:23:44,089 Please tell me I don't have to decide. 432 00:23:45,924 --> 00:23:48,343 It depends. How long would they live? 433 00:23:48,468 --> 00:23:50,929 This is a pragmatic question for you? 434 00:23:51,054 --> 00:23:52,931 Fifty years, no problem. 435 00:23:53,056 --> 00:23:55,851 Six months, I say let him die. 436 00:23:55,976 --> 00:23:57,036 I've actually given this a lot of thought. 437 00:23:57,060 --> 00:24:01,356 My personal tipping point is seven years, eight months and 14 days. 438 00:24:01,481 --> 00:24:02,774 I couldn't do it. 439 00:24:02,899 --> 00:24:04,067 You found religion? 440 00:24:04,192 --> 00:24:06,421 Do you have to be religious to believe a fetus is a life? 441 00:24:06,445 --> 00:24:08,822 There seems to be a correlation. 442 00:24:15,454 --> 00:24:16,872 I'm... 443 00:24:20,208 --> 00:24:22,336 Do you like monster trucks? 444 00:24:23,462 --> 00:24:24,755 I don't know what they are. 445 00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:26,089 Right. 446 00:24:28,592 --> 00:24:31,178 I've got two tickets. Friday night. 447 00:24:32,179 --> 00:24:33,680 Are you asking me to go with you? 448 00:24:33,805 --> 00:24:35,807 Sure. Sounds good. 449 00:24:36,975 --> 00:24:38,310 Like a date? 450 00:24:39,728 --> 00:24:42,856 Exactly. Except for the date part. 451 00:24:46,360 --> 00:24:47,778 Forget it. 452 00:24:47,903 --> 00:24:51,657 No, I was gonna go to the oncology dinner. 453 00:24:51,782 --> 00:24:54,785 Of course. You have to hear Wilson's lecture. 454 00:24:55,535 --> 00:24:58,872 No. I just found out he canceled, like, two weeks ago. 455 00:25:05,253 --> 00:25:08,173 So, what do I wear? 456 00:25:10,884 --> 00:25:12,010 Still with us, Hank? 457 00:25:12,135 --> 00:25:13,136 Yeah. I'm here. 458 00:25:13,261 --> 00:25:15,097 My chest feels funny. 459 00:25:15,889 --> 00:25:18,266 Tachycardia. Your heart's beating too fast. 460 00:25:18,392 --> 00:25:22,145 We're sorting it out. But you stay with us, all right? 461 00:25:22,270 --> 00:25:23,438 Keep talking to us, Hank! 462 00:25:23,563 --> 00:25:24,564 Where's Lola? 463 00:25:24,690 --> 00:25:26,650 Ten units of insulin subQ, an IV push D50. 464 00:25:26,775 --> 00:25:27,775 Base is still dropping. 465 00:25:27,818 --> 00:25:29,152 Why is his potassium up? 466 00:25:29,277 --> 00:25:30,529 Damned if I know. 467 00:25:30,654 --> 00:25:32,715 Kayexalate, too. We gotta suck that potassium out of him. 468 00:25:32,739 --> 00:25:33,925 We gotta get his heart rate down. 469 00:25:33,949 --> 00:25:35,075 We need a crash cart! 470 00:25:35,200 --> 00:25:36,284 You got it. 471 00:25:37,953 --> 00:25:39,454 It's definitely not Addison's. 472 00:25:39,579 --> 00:25:41,331 It's not steroids, either. 473 00:25:41,456 --> 00:25:43,959 Set. Help in here, please! 474 00:25:44,751 --> 00:25:48,797 His heart rate is 130 and rising like a Randy Johnson line drive. 475 00:25:49,840 --> 00:25:51,133 "A" for effort. 476 00:25:51,258 --> 00:25:52,777 There's no point in doing the transplant. 477 00:25:52,801 --> 00:25:54,136 Even if he was stable enough, 478 00:25:54,261 --> 00:25:57,222 it's obvious that we have no idea what's wrong with him. 479 00:25:57,973 --> 00:26:00,809 First it's too high, now it's too low? 480 00:26:02,978 --> 00:26:05,897 His heart's not responding to the atropine. 481 00:26:06,732 --> 00:26:07,899 Heart rate's down to 40. 482 00:26:08,024 --> 00:26:09,025 I thought it was up. 483 00:26:09,151 --> 00:26:11,653 Now it's down. Last time, he went out at 35. 484 00:26:11,778 --> 00:26:12,779 What's wrong? 485 00:26:12,904 --> 00:26:14,114 I have no idea. 486 00:26:16,992 --> 00:26:20,704 Hit him with the atropine before he gets to 35 again. 487 00:26:20,829 --> 00:26:23,039 We've already given him three milliliters. 488 00:26:23,165 --> 00:26:25,459 Apparently that's not enough. 489 00:26:26,418 --> 00:26:28,336 We can't stabilize his heart rate. 490 00:26:28,462 --> 00:26:30,088 What did you do to him? Kayexalate. 491 00:26:30,213 --> 00:26:33,467 His pulse was through the roof. So was his potassium. 492 00:26:33,592 --> 00:26:34,760 It wouldn't do this. 493 00:26:34,885 --> 00:26:36,052 Something did. 494 00:26:40,474 --> 00:26:43,435 Call me when he's stable. Or dead. 495 00:26:53,445 --> 00:26:55,489 I remember the first time. 496 00:26:57,282 --> 00:26:59,826 You weren't even supposed to be pitching that day. 497 00:26:59,951 --> 00:27:02,120 I'd flown all the way to Tokyo to watch this kid, 498 00:27:02,245 --> 00:27:06,333 and he gets tossed for arguing a call in the first inning. 499 00:27:08,460 --> 00:27:11,379 Your pitches. Perfect. 500 00:27:13,173 --> 00:27:16,009 Ball seemed to go faster than your arm. 501 00:27:16,134 --> 00:27:20,639 It was like the rules didn't apply, like physics couldn't slow you down. 502 00:27:22,182 --> 00:27:24,351 Hot damn, it was beautiful. 503 00:27:28,814 --> 00:27:30,315 Hey, Warner. 504 00:27:31,358 --> 00:27:34,152 Hey, kid. How you feeling? 505 00:27:34,861 --> 00:27:35,987 I hurt. 506 00:27:36,947 --> 00:27:39,950 My arm, my head, everywhere. 507 00:27:41,117 --> 00:27:43,870 They must've dialed down the morphine. 508 00:27:43,995 --> 00:27:46,832 That's just wrong, man. You're in pain. 509 00:27:47,874 --> 00:27:51,044 Hey, I got something for you. 510 00:27:54,339 --> 00:27:55,632 No. 511 00:27:55,757 --> 00:27:58,718 A doc in St. Louis gave them to me for migraine. 512 00:27:58,844 --> 00:28:00,846 I'm an addict. I can't take that. 513 00:28:00,971 --> 00:28:02,722 Even Lola was okay with the morphine. 514 00:28:02,848 --> 00:28:05,559 This stuff's just a little stronger. 515 00:28:05,684 --> 00:28:06,852 Come on. 516 00:28:13,233 --> 00:28:15,318 I'll just try one, Warner. 517 00:28:16,611 --> 00:28:19,614 Dr. Mulvaney, please call extension 6134. 518 00:28:20,323 --> 00:28:23,618 Dr. Mulvaney, please call extension 6134. 519 00:28:23,743 --> 00:28:25,829 Three more symptoms. 520 00:28:25,954 --> 00:28:29,583 Heart rate up. Heart rate down. Now he's hallucinating. 521 00:28:29,708 --> 00:28:32,127 You gotta promise not to tell Lola. 522 00:28:32,794 --> 00:28:33,794 Okay, coach? 523 00:28:33,879 --> 00:28:35,714 He's not just dreaming? 524 00:28:35,839 --> 00:28:38,466 No REM. He's actually awake. 525 00:28:39,259 --> 00:28:40,260 Drugs? 526 00:28:40,385 --> 00:28:41,761 Not psychedelics. 527 00:28:41,887 --> 00:28:44,431 Not with the heart symptoms. 528 00:28:44,556 --> 00:28:47,017 Well, hallucinations would point to digitalis. 529 00:28:47,225 --> 00:28:49,019 It would also mess up his heart. 530 00:28:49,936 --> 00:28:53,607 But he's not on it. And why would he take it? 531 00:28:54,900 --> 00:28:56,234 Yeah. 532 00:28:56,943 --> 00:28:58,820 Pithy analysis. 533 00:28:58,945 --> 00:29:02,032 I can see why they asked you to speak at the cancer dinner. 534 00:29:02,157 --> 00:29:04,284 I'm sorry I'm gonna miss it. 535 00:29:04,409 --> 00:29:06,620 I'm sorry about the monster trucks. 536 00:29:06,745 --> 00:29:09,789 No, I think it's great. You're giving back. 537 00:29:13,168 --> 00:29:14,920 Only thing is, 538 00:29:17,339 --> 00:29:18,924 digitalis, 539 00:29:20,258 --> 00:29:22,969 it would only explain the later symptoms, 540 00:29:23,094 --> 00:29:24,930 not the original ones. 541 00:29:34,439 --> 00:29:37,817 Sure, you know, it's got a lot of movement. 542 00:29:37,943 --> 00:29:39,694 Problem is, everybody sees the movement. 543 00:29:39,819 --> 00:29:43,406 You're throwing your curve-ball like you're throwing a curve-ball. 544 00:29:43,531 --> 00:29:45,450 Deception. That's the... 545 00:29:47,786 --> 00:29:48,870 Same motion. 546 00:29:48,995 --> 00:29:51,414 Less movement, but it won't come back at you. 547 00:29:51,539 --> 00:29:54,417 All right, outfielders, move in! Right there! 548 00:29:57,921 --> 00:29:59,714 How'd you get in here? 549 00:29:59,839 --> 00:30:03,259 Spoke Spanish. Told them I was the new shortstop from the Dominican. 550 00:30:03,385 --> 00:30:04,719 How's Hank doing? 551 00:30:04,844 --> 00:30:05,929 Lousy. 552 00:30:07,889 --> 00:30:12,268 Around your fingernails, that swelling, it's called clubbing. 553 00:30:13,144 --> 00:30:16,189 Hippocrates noticed that a lot of his friends who also had that 554 00:30:16,314 --> 00:30:18,692 tended to frequently grab their chests and die. 555 00:30:18,817 --> 00:30:21,987 Yeah, I got a heart condition. What's wrong with Hank? 556 00:30:22,112 --> 00:30:23,446 What do you take for it? 557 00:30:23,571 --> 00:30:24,781 Digitalis. 558 00:30:25,281 --> 00:30:26,908 Got them with you? 559 00:30:29,536 --> 00:30:30,829 That's weird. 560 00:30:30,954 --> 00:30:33,331 I just filled this prescription a couple days ago. 561 00:30:33,456 --> 00:30:35,583 There's another bottle here. 562 00:30:35,709 --> 00:30:37,502 Don't bother. 563 00:30:37,627 --> 00:30:39,879 Hank Wiggen stole your pills. 564 00:30:40,797 --> 00:30:42,799 He tried to kill himself. 565 00:30:58,940 --> 00:31:00,525 So what happened? 566 00:31:02,944 --> 00:31:05,822 He left the bottle open while he went to get some water? 567 00:31:05,947 --> 00:31:08,450 Next time, just take the whole bottle. 568 00:31:08,575 --> 00:31:09,951 Hey, man, you got no right. 569 00:31:10,076 --> 00:31:12,871 See, people remember how many they've got. 570 00:31:14,164 --> 00:31:16,458 Date's right on the label, number of pills, 571 00:31:16,583 --> 00:31:17,903 a regular person can do the math. 572 00:31:17,959 --> 00:31:19,335 But a junkie doesn't have to, 573 00:31:19,461 --> 00:31:22,797 because how many pills he's got left, that's all he's thinking about. 574 00:31:22,922 --> 00:31:24,883 Big insurance policy? 575 00:31:26,843 --> 00:31:28,928 This isn't about the money. 576 00:31:29,054 --> 00:31:30,722 Not for you, no. 577 00:31:30,847 --> 00:31:34,976 Most reputable stores won't cash your checks after you're dead. 578 00:31:35,101 --> 00:31:38,855 But for Lola, well, girls like that, they're all about the money. 579 00:31:38,980 --> 00:31:40,982 Don't you say that. 580 00:31:41,107 --> 00:31:43,193 She already saved my life. 581 00:31:43,860 --> 00:31:45,653 I was dead in Japan, and she brought me back. 582 00:31:45,779 --> 00:31:49,074 Everything since then, that's gravy. That's more than I deserve. 583 00:31:49,199 --> 00:31:51,493 - You owe her? - Everything. 584 00:31:51,910 --> 00:31:56,623 So, the attempted suicide, the scaring her to death, what is that? 585 00:31:56,748 --> 00:31:58,917 That's gratitude? Love? 586 00:31:59,584 --> 00:32:01,127 Yeah, I get that. 587 00:32:02,921 --> 00:32:05,715 Well, take out what you did to yourself yesterday. 588 00:32:05,840 --> 00:32:08,551 We're back to the kidneys and the bones. 589 00:32:10,178 --> 00:32:12,430 I'm scheduling the transplant. 590 00:32:17,727 --> 00:32:19,813 Never visit a patient. 591 00:32:19,938 --> 00:32:21,648 I want that baby! 592 00:32:21,773 --> 00:32:24,442 Even if I'm gone, that's a piece of me and Lola, 593 00:32:24,567 --> 00:32:27,112 breathing, walking around town, 594 00:32:27,862 --> 00:32:29,447 going to baseball games. 595 00:32:31,616 --> 00:32:35,870 If there's any more transplant talk from you, or Lola, or anybody else, 596 00:32:35,995 --> 00:32:38,289 I won't screw it up this time. 597 00:32:39,082 --> 00:32:41,376 I'll take myself out for good. 598 00:32:44,170 --> 00:32:46,631 I'll start treating the Addison's, 599 00:32:46,756 --> 00:32:49,175 which will most likely destroy what's left of your kidneys. 600 00:32:49,300 --> 00:32:51,845 Fine. Start the treatment. 601 00:32:58,601 --> 00:32:59,727 Hey. 602 00:33:03,398 --> 00:33:05,358 Hank Wiggen peed on me. 603 00:33:05,817 --> 00:33:07,697 What do you think these pants are worth on eBay? 604 00:33:07,777 --> 00:33:09,904 I've got some big-boy diapers in my office. 605 00:33:10,029 --> 00:33:11,447 The rep hands them out like candy. 606 00:33:11,573 --> 00:33:12,824 Is it that bad? 607 00:33:12,949 --> 00:33:14,951 No, not if you like the smell of urine. 608 00:33:15,076 --> 00:33:16,703 Of course, why should I trust someone 609 00:33:16,828 --> 00:33:19,998 who lies about what he's doing Friday night? 610 00:33:21,166 --> 00:33:23,585 Question is, what are you really doing Friday night? 611 00:33:23,710 --> 00:33:27,714 Or more to the point, what could possibly be better than monster trucks? 612 00:33:27,839 --> 00:33:29,924 Or are we breaking up? 613 00:33:47,150 --> 00:33:50,028 Stacy's coming into town this weekend. 614 00:33:50,153 --> 00:33:52,030 We're having dinner. 615 00:33:52,155 --> 00:33:54,282 Just catching up. 616 00:33:55,700 --> 00:33:58,161 I definitely had pants here. 617 00:33:58,286 --> 00:34:00,955 Wait a second. Is that Stacy the stripper? 618 00:34:01,080 --> 00:34:02,957 I heard she's playing Atlantic City. 619 00:34:03,082 --> 00:34:07,086 No, Stacy the constitutional lawyer. 620 00:34:08,588 --> 00:34:11,257 You thought I couldn't handle this news. 621 00:34:14,469 --> 00:34:16,346 You talk to her a lot? 622 00:34:16,971 --> 00:34:19,891 No, it's been a long time. 623 00:34:22,852 --> 00:34:24,520 If you don't want me to see her... 624 00:34:24,646 --> 00:34:27,440 What is this, eighth grade? I'm fine. 625 00:34:28,066 --> 00:34:29,400 It's fine if you're upset. 626 00:34:29,525 --> 00:34:30,985 No, it's... 627 00:34:32,987 --> 00:34:34,948 I have no right to be upset. 628 00:34:35,698 --> 00:34:37,492 You two were friends. 629 00:34:40,495 --> 00:34:42,121 You should see her. 630 00:34:42,956 --> 00:34:44,874 Say hi for me. 631 00:34:44,999 --> 00:34:47,293 So, you're okay? 632 00:34:47,418 --> 00:34:51,839 I'm not the cancer doctor who's lying about a cancer dinner. 633 00:34:51,965 --> 00:34:57,470 I'm not the one betraying all those poor little bald-headed, dying kids. 634 00:35:00,473 --> 00:35:03,476 I'm gonna go get some pants. I stink. 635 00:35:10,566 --> 00:35:13,695 You're treating him for Addison's and you don't think it's gonna work? 636 00:35:13,820 --> 00:35:15,029 He tried to kill himself. 637 00:35:15,154 --> 00:35:16,281 I know. 638 00:35:16,990 --> 00:35:21,786 He's confused. We can have another baby. I can make him understand that. 639 00:35:21,911 --> 00:35:24,205 I'm having an abortion. We do the... No. 640 00:35:24,330 --> 00:35:26,416 I can make decisions about my body. 641 00:35:26,541 --> 00:35:30,503 And he can make decisions about his. He doesn't want your kidney. 642 00:35:31,838 --> 00:35:34,882 So, he'll die? 643 00:35:37,927 --> 00:35:39,053 Probably. 644 00:35:57,030 --> 00:36:00,616 If you keep that appointment, he'll also probably die. 645 00:36:05,997 --> 00:36:07,373 Keep the baby. 646 00:36:20,678 --> 00:36:22,722 Are you just being polite? 647 00:36:25,600 --> 00:36:29,479 'Cause my pants are... Oh, they're all wet. 648 00:36:34,901 --> 00:36:36,652 You can't smell that? 649 00:36:39,197 --> 00:36:41,824 You think she'll abort anyway, try to force his hand? 650 00:36:41,949 --> 00:36:44,619 No, she's not gonna risk losing him. 651 00:36:47,288 --> 00:36:48,915 That's funny? 652 00:36:49,665 --> 00:36:53,461 No, the monster trucks. House asking you, that's... 653 00:36:53,586 --> 00:36:54,587 That's funny. 654 00:36:54,712 --> 00:36:57,757 I was the first person he ran into. He just asked me. 655 00:36:57,882 --> 00:36:59,884 Yeah, like a date. 656 00:37:00,009 --> 00:37:02,929 Exactly. Except for the date part. 657 00:37:08,309 --> 00:37:10,686 If the patient decides to go the dialysis route, 658 00:37:10,812 --> 00:37:13,648 we've got some product you should check out. 659 00:37:14,982 --> 00:37:16,401 Hey, Dr. Foreman. 660 00:37:16,526 --> 00:37:19,695 Courtesy of the generous Sharon and the good folks at Castine Pharmaceuticals. 661 00:37:19,821 --> 00:37:22,865 I was just telling the guys about the Bermuda conference in April. 662 00:37:22,990 --> 00:37:25,743 Three days of sun and scuba, and one hour of lecture. 663 00:37:25,868 --> 00:37:28,413 Oh, God, do we have to go to the lecture? 664 00:37:28,538 --> 00:37:30,623 So, you're the new Arnie. 665 00:37:32,375 --> 00:37:34,544 Dr. House. It's good to see you. 666 00:37:34,669 --> 00:37:37,797 Would you get me a coffee? Black, no sugar. 667 00:37:45,888 --> 00:37:47,598 Okay, so who is it? 668 00:37:48,516 --> 00:37:51,060 Come on. She's sleeping with one of you. 669 00:37:51,185 --> 00:37:53,771 Oh, God, please tell me it's you. 670 00:37:53,896 --> 00:37:55,273 She buys lunches. She doesn't... 671 00:37:55,398 --> 00:37:58,860 Don't worry. You're not gay. You're adventurous. 672 00:37:58,985 --> 00:38:00,862 You think she's gonna prostitute herself? 673 00:38:00,987 --> 00:38:02,822 The three of us are that important to her? 674 00:38:02,947 --> 00:38:04,824 I'm afraid not, no. 675 00:38:04,949 --> 00:38:07,994 The groupies sleep with the roadies in order to get to Mick. 676 00:38:08,119 --> 00:38:09,704 And you're Mick? 677 00:38:09,829 --> 00:38:11,831 That was the metaphor I was making, yes. 678 00:38:11,956 --> 00:38:13,791 Why are you here? 679 00:38:15,835 --> 00:38:17,545 Damn, it's you. 680 00:38:20,923 --> 00:38:24,469 It's not Addison's. New symptom. Inability to smell. 681 00:38:24,594 --> 00:38:25,803 I was just in Hank's room. 682 00:38:25,928 --> 00:38:29,265 He said it smelled like the men's room at Veterans Stadium. He was right. 683 00:38:29,390 --> 00:38:32,018 We rejected environmental causes because the wife was healthy. 684 00:38:32,143 --> 00:38:35,855 Well, she's not. Last six months, she can't smell a thing. 685 00:38:35,980 --> 00:38:38,191 If you think of them as one single patient, 686 00:38:38,691 --> 00:38:40,860 you add her symptoms to his... 687 00:38:41,319 --> 00:38:42,987 Cadmium poisoning. 688 00:38:43,779 --> 00:38:46,991 It explains everything. Even why they had so much trouble getting pregnant. 689 00:38:47,116 --> 00:38:49,303 How could they have gotten exposed to that much cadmium? 690 00:38:49,327 --> 00:38:52,163 Unless they were eating steel and batteries for breakfast. 691 00:38:52,288 --> 00:38:53,956 So, where else is cadmium? 692 00:38:54,081 --> 00:38:56,250 Some foods, polluted groundwater. 693 00:38:57,043 --> 00:38:58,169 We should check their home. 694 00:38:58,294 --> 00:39:01,005 I think I know how it happened. 695 00:39:01,464 --> 00:39:03,132 I'm gonna need another urine sample. 696 00:39:03,257 --> 00:39:04,967 - What for? - Sure. 697 00:39:05,343 --> 00:39:06,343 Whatever you want. 698 00:39:06,427 --> 00:39:09,680 Why wouldn't you give it to me before, but now it's no problem? 699 00:39:09,805 --> 00:39:11,390 I'm dying, right? 700 00:39:11,516 --> 00:39:13,476 So you've got nothing to lose this time. 701 00:39:14,852 --> 00:39:18,523 Begs the question, what were you worried about last time? 702 00:39:19,815 --> 00:39:20,650 The funny thing is, 703 00:39:20,775 --> 00:39:23,736 when we tested you before, we were just looking for steroids. 704 00:39:23,861 --> 00:39:26,364 What should we look for now, Hank? 705 00:39:26,906 --> 00:39:30,034 Hank, what's the story? 706 00:39:31,536 --> 00:39:35,039 A little weed every now and then when no one was looking? 707 00:39:39,669 --> 00:39:41,087 I don't believe this. 708 00:39:41,212 --> 00:39:42,255 We quit. 709 00:39:42,380 --> 00:39:43,548 You did. 710 00:39:43,673 --> 00:39:46,393 If you'd kept going, you wouldn't have just lost your sense of smell. 711 00:39:46,425 --> 00:39:48,302 I quit the hard stuff. 712 00:39:49,387 --> 00:39:50,972 I just needed to relax. 713 00:39:51,097 --> 00:39:53,766 Based on the symptoms, you're a lot more than a social user. 714 00:39:53,891 --> 00:39:56,310 So you've been lying to me all this time? 715 00:39:56,435 --> 00:39:57,436 I'm sorry. 716 00:39:57,562 --> 00:40:01,148 There must have been cadmium in the soil where the marijuana was grown. 717 00:40:01,274 --> 00:40:04,110 Some people get bone loss, kidney failure, 718 00:40:04,402 --> 00:40:06,696 some people's testes shrink, 719 00:40:06,821 --> 00:40:09,532 and some people lose their sense of smell. 720 00:40:10,241 --> 00:40:11,909 We'll start treatment right away. 721 00:40:12,034 --> 00:40:14,787 You should be fine by Opening Day. 722 00:40:14,912 --> 00:40:16,872 Baseball's in the summer, right? 723 00:40:16,998 --> 00:40:19,584 It didn't hurt the baby, did it? The cadmium? 724 00:40:19,709 --> 00:40:22,253 If you've been clean, the baby should be fine. 725 00:40:22,378 --> 00:40:23,629 Okay. 726 00:40:25,673 --> 00:40:30,094 Please. I'll stop everything. I'll go to meetings every day. 727 00:40:34,974 --> 00:40:36,142 Lola. 728 00:40:37,977 --> 00:40:39,520 Twice a day. 729 00:40:41,188 --> 00:40:42,773 How's the ballplayer doing? 730 00:40:42,898 --> 00:40:43,899 Much better. 731 00:40:44,025 --> 00:40:45,568 Too bad about his career. 732 00:40:45,693 --> 00:40:47,069 What do you mean? 733 00:40:47,194 --> 00:40:49,298 Major League Baseball's collective bargaining agreement 734 00:40:49,322 --> 00:40:51,866 requires medical reports on all treatment. 735 00:40:51,991 --> 00:40:54,261 Given Hank's history, he's not likely to get much leniency. 736 00:40:54,285 --> 00:40:57,413 Why should they care that he's being treated for Addison's? 737 00:40:57,538 --> 00:40:59,123 You're not treating him for Addison's. 738 00:40:59,248 --> 00:41:00,791 My report says I am. 739 00:41:00,916 --> 00:41:03,336 You're lying on the report? 740 00:41:03,461 --> 00:41:05,504 Well, everybody does stupid things. 741 00:41:05,630 --> 00:41:08,883 It shouldn't cost them everything they want in life. 742 00:41:09,008 --> 00:41:11,719 No, it shouldn't, but it usually does. 743 00:41:12,720 --> 00:41:16,974 On the other hand, if it means someone can actually beat the Yankees... 744 00:41:20,853 --> 00:41:24,857 So what about House? Is there any way we can get him down there? 745 00:41:26,692 --> 00:41:28,986 You really want to talk about work? 746 00:41:30,863 --> 00:41:33,366 No. Not at all. 747 00:41:54,929 --> 00:41:56,806 That was amazing! 748 00:41:56,931 --> 00:41:59,975 I'm telling you. Grave Digger never disappoints. 749 00:42:06,691 --> 00:42:08,567 You ever been married? 750 00:42:09,735 --> 00:42:13,698 Well, now, let's not ruin a lovely night out by getting personal. 751 00:42:15,157 --> 00:42:17,660 I lived with someone for a while. 752 00:42:19,495 --> 00:42:21,372 You gonna finish that? 753 00:42:24,959 --> 00:42:26,293 Okay. Okay. 754 00:42:28,963 --> 00:42:30,089 I'll race you to the car.