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[WATER BUBBLING]
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♪ Madeline Bell's Love is All playing ♪
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[HOOTING]
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Oh my god.
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[GRUNTING]
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♪
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[GROWLS]
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♪ Love is all I am needing ♪
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♪ Now you are here in my life ♪
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♪ And good is all I am feeling ♪
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♪ Where have you been
all my life? ♪
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[HOOTING]
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[SQUELCHING]
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[GROWLING]
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The war between the Yokahama
and Ozu campaigns continues,
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with the Yokahama camp
now openly accusing Counselor Ozu
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of being connected
to the assassination of Ken Takahara.
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- [TV SWITCHES OFF]
- Hey.
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[AKIKO SIGHS]
I was watching that.
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You know, I can't remember
the last day I had off.
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[HOOTS]
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Jesus.
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How'd we go from killing people
to being in a yogurt commercial?
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It's gross seeing you
get this soft.
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[GROWLS, GRUNTS]
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AKIKO: Now let's make sure
you don't get dirty!
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[WHIMPERS, HOOTS]
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[SNARLS]
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Exactly.
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[KNOCKING ON DOOR,
DOORBELL RINGS CONTINUOUSLY]
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[GRUNTS]
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Who the hell is this?
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[HOOTING]
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We need to talk.
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♪ Dramatic theme playing ♪
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♪
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[COUGHS]
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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[SIGHS]
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Sorry to show up uninvited,
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but your uncle's a tough man
to schedule time with.
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I tried to give you a call,
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but we've apprehended the prime suspect
in Ken Takahara's murder.
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Wait, you've arrested
Counselor Ozu?
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What? Ozu?
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N-no.
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He's a Yakuza boss
who goes by the name "The Rooster."
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He's the only person with direct ties
to every other suspect.
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Hey! He's talking
about our guy!
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We booked him, but we have
no way to hold him.
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What do you mean
you can't hold him?
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Because he's connected.
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No judge is gonna take the case.
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No prosecutor is going
to risk their career going after him.
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The Rooster has blackmail
on every politician in Tokyo.
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HARUKA: We can't even
hold him for 24 hours.
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They're releasing him
this morning.
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This morning?
This is outrageous.
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Amazing what a few hundred
well-placed Polaroids can do for you.
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So that's it? You got the guy,
but he can't be prosecuted?
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How convenient.
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Has anybody even looked
into whether he's connected to Ozu?
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I wouldn't put it past him
to hire Yakuza to do his dirty work.
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I'm sorry, Miss Yokohama,
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but there's no evidence
to prove that.
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According to who?
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Well, uh,
according to our sources
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and police work.
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[CHUCKLES DERISIVELY]
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Guess that's-that's
a joke, right?
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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The bottom line is that
we're just as frustrated as you are.
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They're releasing him?
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Oh, bud,
this could be good for us!
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[MEOWS]
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Hey! Get out of here, cat!
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Shoo! Shoo! Scram!
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Well, that explains
my allergies.
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Bradley! Come on.
Get away from there!
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Aww, what a sweet cat.
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I wasn't able to bring mine
when I moved to Tokyo.
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Uh, he doesn't like
getting picked up!
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Oh, uh, okay.
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AKIKO:
Sor... I'm sorry, I'm...
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but I'm gonna have
to ask you to leave.
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I have a very busy day
and I just...
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Okay?
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- Absolutely, Miss Yokohama.
- What?
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We realize
the stress you're under
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and want to let you know
the Tokyo PD
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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is doing the best it can.
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You know, it's a shame
the police have become so ineffective.
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You almost wish there was somebody
who could clean things up in this town.
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Have a nice day, ma'am.
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Monkey?
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HARUKA:
She's hiding something. I know it.
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She's a politician.
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They're all hiding something.
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You're just jealous of her house
and that fat-ass cat.
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That's a cute cat.
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And Akiko is
an entitled princess
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pretending to be
some champion of the people.
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And you let her just
push us around.
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Haruka, you don't want
her kind of trouble. Trust me.
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Come on. You really think
she's connected to The Rooster?
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To all of this?
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BRYCE: I'm sorry, how could you
be confused by this?
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It's like criminal chain
of command 101.
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The Rooster hired
the Accountant,
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who paid the Old Fish Lady,
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who got her tacky-ass twins
to leverage the army guy to,
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and-and this is the important part
that I really want to,
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you know,
just make sure you hear:
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Send a bunch of assholes
to kill me.
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[OOKS]
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Yeah, no, and kill
your entire family too.
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[OOKS]
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So why don't we stop tanning
our assholes up here
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and go kill the only guy
on this chart
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who isn't already dead.
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[GRUNTS, OOKS]
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Uh... right, no. As soon as
the cops let him go.
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Then we'll kill him.
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[MONKEY WHIMPERS, OOKS]
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BRYCE: Okay, so we've been following
The Rooster for weeks now,
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and we know he's the top, right?
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That cop just confirmed it.
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And the priest said
once we kill the top of the chain,
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then I ascend.
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Or evolve. Or, uh, turn into a big ball
of light or some shit.
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I don't know, whatever.
[MONKEY GRUNTS]
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Look, anyway,
what I'm trying to say is,
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I-I think this might be
my last day on Earth.
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[OOKS]
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Ooh. You know, I gotta admit,
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I might actually miss this.
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And yeah, at first I...
well, I definitely hated you.
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[GRUNTS]
Well, I mean, I don't even like dogs,
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so this was a real challenge.
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But, you know what,
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it's been a heck of a ride, man.
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I guess what I'm trying
to say is, uh,
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I'm happy I met you.
You know?
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[CHUCKLES]
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Though watching you
around women is truly nauseating.
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[MONKEY GRUNTS]
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I mean, you do not
play it cool, man.
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You're as smooth as sandpaper.
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[MONKEY OOKS]
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Oh hell, look at this guy.
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He looks like if Roy Orbison had sex
with a bag of salt.
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[LAUGHS]
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And yeah, no, I know
that's a reference
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you'll never appreciate.
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But do you understand
how frustrating it is
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to waste all this gold
on someone who just learned
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what a goddamn fork is?
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I'm just saying that
if you plan on hanging out
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with other humans
after I'm gone,
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some basic knowledge
of pop culture is gonna help.
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I mean, killing people is dope
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but so is knowing
who Tom Petty is.
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[GRUNTING]
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Who's Tom Petty?
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I mean, he's like if, uh...
if weed was a person. You know?
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Wa-wait. I forget. Have we
talked about weed yet?
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Come on, faster, old man.
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I'm in a hurry.
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I cannot.
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Otherwise, you might get nicked.
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[GLASS SHATTERS]
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- Oh, goddammit!
- [MONKEY SHRIEKS]
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[GROWLS]
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[PUNCHES LANDING, GLASS SHATTERING]
BRYCE: Oh wow.
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See, now, this is why I always tell them
to use the clippers.
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[MONKEY SHRIEKING]
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Alright. Off I go.
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Up, up, and away.
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Should be any minute now.
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Uh...
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Maybe it takes an hour?
[MONKEY OOKS]
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I-I mean, logistically
that makes sense, right?
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It's a really, really far way
to go, so...
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It should take a while.
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I-I think it'd be crazy
actually if it didn't.
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You know what, maybe it's like
the DMV up there.
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They gotta be backed up.
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So. Wait, maybe they give you
this time to reflect and shit.
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[GRUNTS]
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You know? What if
this is like confession?
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What are you look...
Holy shit!
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Is that a ghost?
Can he hear me? Can he...
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Hello!
[OOKS]
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That prick had a double!
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Of course!
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I knew it was too easy!
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This is the guy
we're supposed to kill!
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Sneaky shit!
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[YELPS]
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Okay, maybe this time,
go for the head, huh?
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[TIRES SQUEALING]
[PEOPLE SCREAMING]
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Okay, shit. Shit. There's, uh,
so much more to say.
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I'll make it quick.
ALRIGHT: take care of yourself, man.
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Make a good life, okay.
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Okay, now take a shot!
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There we go.
[TIRES SQUEALING]
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Bullseye!
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Dude, you've really gotten
good at this.
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[MONKEY GRUNTS]
[PEOPLE SCREAMING]
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Ah, shit! What else, what else.
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Um, you know, you're gonna wanna
eat your vegetables, say your prayers.
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Uh, let's see,
uh, drink more water!
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Somebody told me that.
I-I can't remember who,
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it was probably bullshit,
but it might not be.
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You know?
It probably can't hurt!
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Um. Okay, finish him off.
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I am this close to retirement!
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Run! Brothers. Run away!
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Run away!
MAN: Oh god!
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[GROANS]
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[WHIMPERS]
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Nothing's ever simple.
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[EXPLOSION BOOMS]
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When I found out
who was driving that van,
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I made sure the person was held
accountable for their actions.
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Even though it had nothing
to do with me!
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And yet, here we have
my opponent
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refusing to fire his niece
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after the wild accusations
she made against me.
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But what else would you expect
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from the same people
who support a cop killer!
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I'm turning this garbage off.
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I told you something like this
was going to happen.
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We've given him ammunition,
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of course he's going
to use it against us.
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I'm not letting that crook control
the narrative of this campaign!
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I got this.
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[GUNSHOTS]
[MONKEY SHRIEKING]
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Come on. Monkey, we gotta make sure
we get all of them!
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If we miss even one,
I could be here forever.
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And-and I don't think
you want that, do you?
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[MEN SCREAMING]
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I mean, just shoot
the slow one at least.
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They don't pay us enough
for this crap!
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[TIRES SQUEALING]
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Ohh! Ooh!
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Oh my god.
252
00:10:10,168 --> 00:10:11,749
[TIRES SQUEALING]
253
00:10:11,750 --> 00:10:14,291
Okay, alright,
bye for real this time.
254
00:10:14,292 --> 00:10:15,541
And, uh, say a prayer for me.
255
00:10:15,542 --> 00:10:18,417
I mean, I'm not religious,
but might as well hedge my bets, right?
256
00:10:18,750 --> 00:10:19,916
[SIGHS]
257
00:10:19,917 --> 00:10:22,000
Should be coming to get me
any second now.
258
00:10:24,125 --> 00:10:25,500
[MONKEY GROANS]
259
00:10:27,167 --> 00:10:27,958
[OOKS]
260
00:10:27,958 --> 00:10:28,792
Goddammit!
261
00:10:28,793 --> 00:10:30,625
Did that not count
'cause it wasn't us?
262
00:10:31,208 --> 00:10:33,666
I better not get stuck here
on a technicality.
263
00:10:33,667 --> 00:10:35,707
We probably should've asked
that damn priest more questions
264
00:10:35,708 --> 00:10:37,249
about how
this whole thing works.
265
00:10:37,250 --> 00:10:38,374
Wonder if we can Google it.
266
00:10:38,375 --> 00:10:39,250
[GRUNTS]
267
00:10:39,251 --> 00:10:40,582
Oh god, the monkey!
268
00:10:40,583 --> 00:10:41,624
Run!
269
00:10:41,625 --> 00:10:42,583
Run!
270
00:10:43,292 --> 00:10:44,541
BRYCE: Okay, here we go!
271
00:10:44,542 --> 00:10:46,000
I got a good feeling
about this one.
272
00:10:47,500 --> 00:10:49,874
Never thought I'd be enlightened
in a public bathroom,
273
00:10:49,875 --> 00:10:51,250
but here we are.
274
00:10:52,500 --> 00:10:55,082
Aw, come on, man,
just shoot all the stalls!
275
00:10:55,083 --> 00:10:57,124
You know?
Boom, boom, boom.
276
00:10:57,125 --> 00:10:59,083
Spend the bullets,
save the time, right?
277
00:10:59,792 --> 00:11:01,916
Oh man, I wish I had more time.
278
00:11:01,917 --> 00:11:03,583
You know, I used to draw a lot.
279
00:11:03,833 --> 00:11:06,249
It was my passion as a kid.
I was pretty decent, too.
280
00:11:06,250 --> 00:11:08,291
I once drew a bowl of fruit
you could have eaten out of.
281
00:11:08,292 --> 00:11:08,708
[CHUCKLES]
282
00:11:08,709 --> 00:11:11,332
You know, sometimes I wonder
how many people would still be alive
283
00:11:11,333 --> 00:11:13,666
if I'd chosen
to draw fruit instead.
284
00:11:13,667 --> 00:11:14,625
[SHRIEKS]
285
00:11:14,626 --> 00:11:15,749
No, no, no, Monkey.
286
00:11:15,750 --> 00:11:18,082
Wa-wa-wait, wait.
I've seen the news.
287
00:11:18,083 --> 00:11:19,874
You only kill killers.
288
00:11:19,875 --> 00:11:21,374
[GROWLS]
289
00:11:21,375 --> 00:11:23,749
I'm no killer.
Look at me.
290
00:11:23,750 --> 00:11:24,708
I'm an actor.
291
00:11:25,167 --> 00:11:26,291
Oh boy, oh boy.
292
00:11:26,292 --> 00:11:27,707
You're looking
for the short one.
293
00:11:27,708 --> 00:11:29,666
The short one is
the real Rooster.
294
00:11:29,667 --> 00:11:31,374
[OOKS]
295
00:11:31,375 --> 00:11:32,458
I have children.
296
00:11:33,500 --> 00:11:35,417
Please. Let me go.
297
00:11:37,083 --> 00:11:38,583
[GRUNTS]
298
00:11:39,667 --> 00:11:41,500
[HOOTING, SHRIEKING]
299
00:11:43,167 --> 00:11:44,750
[PANTING] Wait.
300
00:11:46,458 --> 00:11:48,082
- [GROWLING]
- Okay. Here we go.
301
00:11:48,083 --> 00:11:49,332
This has got to be the last one.
302
00:11:49,333 --> 00:11:50,874
Before you do anything,
303
00:11:50,875 --> 00:11:54,042
know that you'd be making
a big mistake killing me.
304
00:11:54,917 --> 00:11:55,708
You see this?
305
00:11:56,292 --> 00:11:59,749
I have information on everybody!
306
00:11:59,750 --> 00:12:02,249
The answer you're looking for
is in this box.
307
00:12:02,250 --> 00:12:03,332
[GUNSHOT]
[SCREAMS]
308
00:12:03,333 --> 00:12:04,250
What the hell?
309
00:12:04,667 --> 00:12:05,957
Was that you?
[MONKEY GRUNTS]
310
00:12:05,958 --> 00:12:07,208
[SHRIEKS]
311
00:12:08,417 --> 00:12:11,416
See! I told you this was
the real dude. They're all after him!
312
00:12:11,417 --> 00:12:13,666
[GROANING]
313
00:12:13,667 --> 00:12:16,124
I never said anything, asshole!
314
00:12:16,125 --> 00:12:18,957
I don't care!
The boss wants you dead!
315
00:12:18,958 --> 00:12:20,791
Shit! Aw, shit, shit, shit!
316
00:12:20,792 --> 00:12:23,000
Don't let them get the kill!
The last bullet wins!
317
00:12:23,750 --> 00:12:26,292
[SCREAMS]
318
00:12:27,375 --> 00:12:29,249
Oh, son of a bitch, maybe I need
to confess to ascend.
319
00:12:29,250 --> 00:12:30,749
Uh, okay, what am I leaving out?
320
00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:33,457
Oh, okay! I was in love
with a man once!
321
00:12:33,458 --> 00:12:35,666
[ROOSTER CRYING OUT IN PAIN]
I never told him how I felt!
322
00:12:35,667 --> 00:12:37,417
Not a month goes by
that I don't think of him.
323
00:12:37,917 --> 00:12:39,874
Okay, point is,
never leave things unsaid!
324
00:12:39,875 --> 00:12:40,833
[GUNSHOTS CONTINUE]
325
00:12:40,834 --> 00:12:41,917
[GROWLING]
326
00:12:45,708 --> 00:12:47,207
You can still see me, can't you?
327
00:12:47,208 --> 00:12:48,458
[MONKEY GRUNTS]
Aw, shit!
328
00:12:50,375 --> 00:12:51,874
What about now?
[OOKS]
329
00:12:51,875 --> 00:12:53,874
Like, am I starting
to disappear?
330
00:12:53,875 --> 00:12:55,750
You know, maybe I'm down
at 90 percent?
331
00:12:56,250 --> 00:12:57,999
Shit!
332
00:12:58,000 --> 00:12:59,082
[MONKEY OOKS]
333
00:12:59,083 --> 00:13:01,167
[BRYCE GROANS]
334
00:13:02,083 --> 00:13:03,083
Alright, let's go.
335
00:13:06,375 --> 00:13:08,792
Well, that's three less scumbags
we have to worry about.
336
00:13:09,250 --> 00:13:11,249
At least this monkey takes out
the bad guys.
337
00:13:11,250 --> 00:13:12,291
I'll give him that.
338
00:13:12,292 --> 00:13:13,292
Jesus.
339
00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:15,667
Leave it to you to blur the lines
between what's right
340
00:13:16,125 --> 00:13:17,332
and what's wrong.
341
00:13:17,333 --> 00:13:20,416
You know, you've been busting
my balls all morning.
342
00:13:20,417 --> 00:13:23,457
If you have something to accuse me of,
just come out and say it.
343
00:13:23,458 --> 00:13:24,417
Okay.
344
00:13:24,418 --> 00:13:27,207
Your idea of police work
and mine are pretty different.
345
00:13:27,208 --> 00:13:28,582
You steal evidence,
346
00:13:28,583 --> 00:13:30,124
you root for a vigilante,
347
00:13:30,125 --> 00:13:32,167
and you still haven't explained
about your past.
348
00:13:32,625 --> 00:13:34,041
If I can't trust my partner,
349
00:13:34,042 --> 00:13:35,083
then I can't do my job.
350
00:13:35,792 --> 00:13:37,125
That's just how I'm built.
351
00:13:37,583 --> 00:13:38,625
You want the truth?
352
00:13:39,375 --> 00:13:40,292
Fine.
353
00:13:40,875 --> 00:13:42,667
Let's finish this up
and go get a coffee.
354
00:13:43,875 --> 00:13:44,792
[SHUTTER CLICKS]
355
00:13:46,625 --> 00:13:48,124
Haruka, what you
don't understand is that
356
00:13:48,125 --> 00:13:50,000
Tokyo was even more corrupt
back then.
357
00:13:50,417 --> 00:13:52,917
Everybody, I mean everybody,
was on the take.
358
00:13:53,208 --> 00:13:55,083
It was the only way
you could get anything done.
359
00:13:55,583 --> 00:13:58,708
Hell, probably the same now,
but just not so overt.
360
00:13:59,167 --> 00:14:01,832
Anyway, new mayor, young DA,
361
00:14:01,833 --> 00:14:03,417
they decided to make an example.
362
00:14:03,833 --> 00:14:05,832
My first partner and I
got caught up in a sting
363
00:14:05,833 --> 00:14:08,457
for doing nothing different
than anyone else.
364
00:14:08,458 --> 00:14:10,042
But they threw the book at us.
365
00:14:10,667 --> 00:14:13,291
My partner had a young child,
was newly married,
366
00:14:13,292 --> 00:14:15,541
and I was single.
367
00:14:15,542 --> 00:14:17,375
So I took the rap
for both of us.
368
00:14:18,083 --> 00:14:20,833
They gave me suspension.
Demoted me.
369
00:14:22,167 --> 00:14:23,458
Marked my record forever.
370
00:14:24,042 --> 00:14:25,375
What about your partner?
371
00:14:25,875 --> 00:14:28,332
- He's doing fine.
- But who was it?
372
00:14:28,333 --> 00:14:29,583
It's not important.
373
00:14:29,958 --> 00:14:31,250
He was a shitty partner.
374
00:14:31,750 --> 00:14:32,708
Unlike Hiroshi.
375
00:14:34,042 --> 00:14:35,042
Unlike you.
376
00:14:37,042 --> 00:14:38,833
Masta, another whiskey.
377
00:14:40,250 --> 00:14:42,000
HARUKA:
Make that two whiskeys.
378
00:14:47,292 --> 00:14:50,500
[DISTANT SIREN WAILING]
379
00:14:58,292 --> 00:14:59,250
[GRUNTS]
380
00:15:03,417 --> 00:15:05,541
You feel tired?
Tell me about it.
381
00:15:05,542 --> 00:15:07,832
I'm so raw right now, I'm a nub.
382
00:15:07,833 --> 00:15:09,124
[GRUNTING]
383
00:15:09,125 --> 00:15:10,624
Now you wanna go to the bank?
384
00:15:10,625 --> 00:15:12,332
Why?
That's off-mission.
385
00:15:12,333 --> 00:15:13,624
[HOOTS]
[CHUCKLES]
386
00:15:13,625 --> 00:15:16,249
That guy was going to say anything
to get you not to shoot him.
387
00:15:16,250 --> 00:15:19,207
"Ooh, Monkey, the secret
to everything is in this box."
388
00:15:19,208 --> 00:15:21,207
[CHUCKLES] What the hell
does that even mean?
389
00:15:21,208 --> 00:15:21,750
[GRUNTS]
390
00:15:21,751 --> 00:15:24,166
Do you have any idea
how emotionally taxing
391
00:15:24,167 --> 00:15:25,374
this day has been for me?
392
00:15:25,375 --> 00:15:28,374
So no, I don't want to go
on your little scavenger hunt, okay.
393
00:15:28,375 --> 00:15:29,541
It's a fool's errand.
394
00:15:29,542 --> 00:15:31,499
Besides, how would we
even get in there?
395
00:15:31,500 --> 00:15:34,083
You killed every double
that could possibly walk us into the...
396
00:15:37,125 --> 00:15:38,166
How far do you think he got?
397
00:15:38,167 --> 00:15:39,125
[GRUNTS]
398
00:15:39,708 --> 00:15:42,167
♪
399
00:15:43,375 --> 00:15:44,417
[SLURPS]
400
00:15:45,042 --> 00:15:45,875
[MONKEY GROWLS]
401
00:15:45,876 --> 00:15:48,916
Oh, come on.
I thought we were good!
402
00:15:48,917 --> 00:15:50,875
Yeah, well, we lied, dipshit.
403
00:15:51,542 --> 00:15:53,333
Hey! W-what's this? A key?
404
00:15:53,792 --> 00:15:55,374
I've never seen it before.
405
00:15:55,375 --> 00:15:56,791
[MONKEY GROWLING]
406
00:15:56,792 --> 00:15:58,374
This day is never going to end.
407
00:15:58,375 --> 00:15:59,292
[SHRIEKS]
408
00:15:59,293 --> 00:16:00,750
Fine, fine!
409
00:16:01,292 --> 00:16:03,208
Can I at least finish
my noodles?
410
00:16:06,583 --> 00:16:08,417
Play it cool, play it cool.
411
00:16:09,208 --> 00:16:10,916
Security guards are cool.
412
00:16:10,917 --> 00:16:12,457
Everybody's cool.
[MONKEY GROWLS]
413
00:16:12,458 --> 00:16:13,458
ROOSTER DOUBLE:
I'm cool.
414
00:16:13,459 --> 00:16:15,957
You know, Monkey, I actually have
something I want to say real quick, okay.
415
00:16:15,958 --> 00:16:18,916
I feel like I've done a lot
of personal growth today,
416
00:16:18,917 --> 00:16:20,499
and you've given me zero.
417
00:16:20,500 --> 00:16:22,499
So I am done opening up to you.
418
00:16:22,500 --> 00:16:24,208
You're clearly
not mature enough.
419
00:16:25,042 --> 00:16:26,000
Nothing?
420
00:16:26,375 --> 00:16:28,125
You don't have anything
you wanna say to me?
421
00:16:28,583 --> 00:16:30,457
And your silence
has spoken volumes.
422
00:16:30,458 --> 00:16:31,999
I read you loud and clear, pal.
423
00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:32,958
[WHINES, GRUNTS]
424
00:16:32,959 --> 00:16:35,458
Okay, fine! Then I guess
we're just doing a bank heist!
425
00:16:35,833 --> 00:16:38,208
God forbid we make
a human connection here.
426
00:16:38,917 --> 00:16:41,416
ROOSTER DOUBLE: I think
that went pretty smoothly! Don't you?
427
00:16:41,417 --> 00:16:43,624
[SNEEZES]
Whoopsie-daisy.
428
00:16:43,625 --> 00:16:45,249
[SHRIEKING]
429
00:16:45,250 --> 00:16:47,041
Oh, Jesus.
Look at this guy.
430
00:16:47,042 --> 00:16:49,791
He can't even hold on to the key
with those greasy little sausages
431
00:16:49,792 --> 00:16:50,750
he calls fingers.
432
00:16:50,751 --> 00:16:53,292
- [MONKEY GROWLS]
- I congratulate you, Monkey.
433
00:16:53,583 --> 00:16:56,166
You have managed to accomplish
what the police,
434
00:16:56,167 --> 00:16:59,832
the Yakuza, and all
the most powerful people in Japan
435
00:16:59,833 --> 00:17:00,999
failed to.
436
00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:04,874
Unfortunately, this key
is worthless.
437
00:17:04,875 --> 00:17:05,875
[OOKS]
438
00:17:05,876 --> 00:17:10,082
You think I would trust
one of those morons
439
00:17:10,083 --> 00:17:12,458
with something so valuable.
440
00:17:12,750 --> 00:17:13,916
I believe
441
00:17:13,917 --> 00:17:15,832
you're looking for this one.
442
00:17:15,833 --> 00:17:16,625
Wait.
443
00:17:17,125 --> 00:17:18,582
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Hold on here!
444
00:17:18,583 --> 00:17:19,708
[GRUNTING]
445
00:17:21,833 --> 00:17:23,874
Did you actually believe
446
00:17:23,875 --> 00:17:27,457
you could outsmart
someone like me?
447
00:17:27,458 --> 00:17:28,999
BRYCE:
Holy shit!
448
00:17:29,000 --> 00:17:31,416
Toilet Rooster is
the real Rooster!
449
00:17:31,417 --> 00:17:33,124
Buddy, you were right
about the box!
450
00:17:33,125 --> 00:17:34,499
I'm really getting out of here!
451
00:17:34,500 --> 00:17:36,167
ROOSTER:
You stupid animal!
452
00:17:36,500 --> 00:17:37,874
Uh, okay, okay, okay.
This is it.
453
00:17:37,875 --> 00:17:39,666
Oh shit,
uh, my last moments on Earth,
454
00:17:39,667 --> 00:17:40,708
or whatever this is.
455
00:17:41,375 --> 00:17:43,082
There's so much
I need you to do...
456
00:17:43,083 --> 00:17:45,250
Okay, I've got a daughter!
[MONKEY GRUNTS]
457
00:17:46,208 --> 00:17:47,167
You've got to find her!
458
00:17:47,792 --> 00:17:49,207
[THUDDING]
And you gotta make her understand
459
00:17:49,208 --> 00:17:50,042
that I loved her!
460
00:17:50,043 --> 00:17:51,374
Alright?
And-and-and,
461
00:17:51,375 --> 00:17:53,541
and don't let her marry someone
like me, 'cause that happens!
462
00:17:53,542 --> 00:17:55,207
And I don't even wanna think
about what kind
463
00:17:55,208 --> 00:17:56,707
of daddy issues she's dealing with! So...
464
00:17:56,708 --> 00:17:57,292
[GRUNTS]
465
00:17:57,293 --> 00:17:59,832
Okay, uh, listen, there's some money
in a bank that I want you to give her!
466
00:17:59,833 --> 00:18:01,291
I-I... you gotta hire
a lawyer, too,
467
00:18:01,292 --> 00:18:02,916
'cause I never got around
to doing a will,
468
00:18:02,917 --> 00:18:04,374
so you're going to have
to be the executor.
469
00:18:04,375 --> 00:18:05,499
[SHRIEKING]
[GRUNTS]
470
00:18:05,500 --> 00:18:08,707
I don't... I-I-I don't want her
to spend it all when she's 21!
471
00:18:08,708 --> 00:18:09,583
Make her go to college!
472
00:18:10,125 --> 00:18:11,417
[CLANG]
[GROANS]
473
00:18:12,958 --> 00:18:14,792
I-I never had a son.
474
00:18:15,458 --> 00:18:18,208
But if I did, I'd want him
to be just like you!
475
00:18:19,083 --> 00:18:19,958
[HOOTS]
476
00:18:19,959 --> 00:18:21,500
[ROOSTER YELLS]
477
00:18:22,250 --> 00:18:23,042
[GUN COCKS]
478
00:18:23,043 --> 00:18:24,749
[GROWLS]
Also, I love you!
479
00:18:24,750 --> 00:18:25,999
- ROOSTER: Damn it.
- I really do.
480
00:18:26,000 --> 00:18:27,666
Would you just die already!
481
00:18:27,667 --> 00:18:29,708
[MONKEY SHRIEKS]
[SCREAMS]
482
00:18:30,417 --> 00:18:33,708
Okay. Goodbye forever,
my furry little friend!
483
00:18:35,792 --> 00:18:37,416
Augh, this isn't happening, is it?
484
00:18:37,417 --> 00:18:39,833
[MONKEY WHINES]
Oh, I don't deserve peace.
485
00:18:40,583 --> 00:18:42,917
I'm just gonna eat shit
for the rest of eternity.
486
00:18:43,333 --> 00:18:45,249
Nothing ever comes easy for me.
Never has.
487
00:18:45,250 --> 00:18:48,542
Why would death be any different?
I mean, the whole day was pointless.
488
00:18:51,292 --> 00:18:53,999
And still the Monkey
says nothing.
489
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:56,082
[MONKEY GRUNTS]
No, fine. Of course.
490
00:18:56,083 --> 00:18:59,083
No, no, no, no. Work-work-work
with you. That's all it is.
491
00:18:59,667 --> 00:19:02,457
Well, I guess the only good thing
to come out this godforsaken day
492
00:19:02,458 --> 00:19:04,374
is that we've now killed everyone
that's a threat
493
00:19:04,375 --> 00:19:06,250
in the entire city of Tokyo.
494
00:19:06,625 --> 00:19:09,374
So we can just stroll back
to your girlfriend's house
495
00:19:09,375 --> 00:19:11,875
and eat persimmons.
496
00:19:13,167 --> 00:19:14,208
For eternity!
497
00:19:15,542 --> 00:19:17,833
[DIALING]
498
00:19:19,542 --> 00:19:21,042
Hey. It's me.
499
00:19:21,833 --> 00:19:23,250
The Rooster is dead.
500
00:19:25,708 --> 00:19:27,833
MAN: [OVER PHONE]
This has gone on too long.
501
00:19:28,458 --> 00:19:30,124
You could not cauterize
the wound,
502
00:19:30,125 --> 00:19:32,667
and now this monkey has the box.
503
00:19:33,583 --> 00:19:36,917
Since it's evident none of you
can handle the task at hand,
504
00:19:37,500 --> 00:19:39,292
I've called someone who can.
505
00:19:40,042 --> 00:19:40,917
A fixer.
506
00:19:41,750 --> 00:19:44,624
A precise instrument.
507
00:19:44,625 --> 00:19:46,792
[LINE DISCONNECTS]
508
00:19:47,458 --> 00:19:49,125
Who do you think he called?
509
00:19:51,167 --> 00:19:55,792
♪ "The Voices of Kamuy" by COMA-CHI ♪
510
00:19:58,833 --> 00:20:00,957
PILOT: [OVER PA SYSTEM]
Attention, all crew and passengers,
511
00:20:00,958 --> 00:20:02,791
please prepare for landing.
512
00:20:02,792 --> 00:20:03,708
Thank you.
513
00:20:04,375 --> 00:20:05,582
I'm so sorry, ma'am,
514
00:20:05,583 --> 00:20:08,000
but we're going to need you
to put your tray table up for landing.
515
00:20:08,542 --> 00:20:10,375
I can help you with those bottles
if you like.
516
00:20:10,958 --> 00:20:12,042
[BOTTLES CLINKING]
517
00:20:15,458 --> 00:20:20,167
♪
518
00:20:41,500 --> 00:20:42,708
I am so sorry, ma'am,
519
00:20:43,042 --> 00:20:45,917
but it looks like your room
won't be ready for another hour.
520
00:20:47,542 --> 00:20:50,000
Please feel free to have
a complimentary drink at the bar.
521
00:20:50,958 --> 00:20:54,166
♪
522
00:20:54,167 --> 00:20:55,332
MAN:
Wow.
523
00:20:55,333 --> 00:20:57,624
You must really like tomatoes.
524
00:20:57,625 --> 00:20:59,542
Hah. Let me guess.
525
00:21:00,125 --> 00:21:01,208
Long day?
526
00:21:04,542 --> 00:21:05,875
Let me buy you another.
527
00:21:06,458 --> 00:21:09,583
♪
528
00:21:19,042 --> 00:21:21,416
♪
529
00:21:21,417 --> 00:21:24,041
[SCREAMING]
530
00:21:24,042 --> 00:21:28,708
♪
531
00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:38,333
♪
532
00:21:58,917 --> 00:22:04,333
♪