1 00:00:01,000 --> 00:00:05,000 [PAGES RIFFLING] 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:10,999 ♪ Dramatic music playing ♪ 3 00:00:11,000 --> 00:00:14,000 ♪ 4 00:00:20,542 --> 00:00:22,166 - [GRUNTING] - Huh. 5 00:00:22,167 --> 00:00:24,457 Well, this is the address. 6 00:00:24,458 --> 00:00:25,042 [WHINES] 7 00:00:25,043 --> 00:00:27,041 I mean, I was expecting a strip mall situation, 8 00:00:27,042 --> 00:00:28,624 maybe a home office. 9 00:00:28,625 --> 00:00:31,957 That's usually where you find a guy called "The Accountant." 10 00:00:31,958 --> 00:00:34,958 But no! Guess we're breaking into a prison today! [SCOFFS] 11 00:00:35,292 --> 00:00:37,207 And we're not even gonna get to do all the fun stuff 12 00:00:37,208 --> 00:00:39,208 that usually winds up leading to prison. 13 00:00:39,500 --> 00:00:40,542 What do we even call this? 14 00:00:41,000 --> 00:00:42,833 A "Reverse-Shawshank," maybe? [CHUCKLES] 15 00:00:43,667 --> 00:00:45,457 Eh, they never made that into a movie, you know. 16 00:00:45,458 --> 00:00:47,291 Probably because it's such a dumb idea. 17 00:00:47,292 --> 00:00:49,874 Well, I mean, the idea itself is-is great, 18 00:00:49,875 --> 00:00:51,749 but just terrible for whoever's doing it, 19 00:00:51,750 --> 00:00:52,625 because once you get in, 20 00:00:53,042 --> 00:00:54,291 eh, you know, you gotta get out. 21 00:00:54,292 --> 00:00:55,457 Which is basically impossible. 22 00:00:55,458 --> 00:00:56,916 I mean, that's the way these things are designed, so... 23 00:00:56,917 --> 00:00:58,249 Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hey. Hey. 24 00:00:58,250 --> 00:00:59,374 Pump the brakes, bud. 25 00:00:59,375 --> 00:01:01,791 You can't just climb over. You know these places, they have a... 26 00:01:01,792 --> 00:01:02,957 [ELECTRICITY CRACKLES] [SCREECHES] 27 00:01:02,958 --> 00:01:04,042 Whoa! 28 00:01:05,250 --> 00:01:06,374 Ho ho ho! 29 00:01:06,375 --> 00:01:07,750 [MONKEY GRUNTS] 30 00:01:08,583 --> 00:01:11,957 Electric fence. I was gonna say they have an electric fence. 31 00:01:11,958 --> 00:01:13,457 [GROANS] 32 00:01:13,458 --> 00:01:15,249 This place is secure as heck, huh? 33 00:01:15,250 --> 00:01:18,999 ♪ Dramatic theme playing ♪ 34 00:01:19,000 --> 00:01:22,458 ♪ 35 00:01:24,750 --> 00:01:27,750 ♪ 36 00:01:31,708 --> 00:01:33,124 Okay, word of caution. 37 00:01:33,125 --> 00:01:34,999 You think people are bad on the streets, 38 00:01:35,000 --> 00:01:36,957 prison's like a hundred times worse. 39 00:01:36,958 --> 00:01:37,833 [WHINES] 40 00:01:37,834 --> 00:01:39,832 No, no, no. Don't "sure" me, alright? 41 00:01:39,833 --> 00:01:41,666 We're about to enter the sixth circle of hell. 42 00:01:41,667 --> 00:01:43,207 You gotta be ruthless, man. 43 00:01:43,208 --> 00:01:44,833 No hesitation. No humanity. 44 00:01:45,292 --> 00:01:46,624 Or, uh, monkey-manity. 45 00:01:46,625 --> 00:01:47,583 Whatever. You know what I meant. 46 00:01:47,583 --> 00:01:48,542 [MONKEY GRUNTS] 47 00:01:49,792 --> 00:01:53,207 [PANTING] 48 00:01:53,208 --> 00:01:54,125 [DOG GROWLS] 49 00:01:59,875 --> 00:02:01,791 Monkey! What the hell are you doing? 50 00:02:01,792 --> 00:02:02,625 Just kill the dog! 51 00:02:02,917 --> 00:02:04,541 It's a dog. Nobody cares! 52 00:02:04,542 --> 00:02:06,332 [BARKING] Shit. Take the shot. 53 00:02:06,333 --> 00:02:07,333 Take the shot! 54 00:02:07,334 --> 00:02:09,083 [BARKING] [SCREECHING] 55 00:02:10,125 --> 00:02:12,332 No, no, no, no! 56 00:02:12,333 --> 00:02:14,082 God damnit! 57 00:02:14,083 --> 00:02:15,166 [GROWLING] 58 00:02:15,167 --> 00:02:16,083 Run! 59 00:02:16,917 --> 00:02:19,167 [DOG BARKING] [MONKEY HOOTING] 60 00:02:27,083 --> 00:02:30,000 [PANTING] 61 00:02:30,708 --> 00:02:33,000 [WHIMPERING] 62 00:02:34,000 --> 00:02:36,999 We've been here thirty seconds and you've already lost the gun? 63 00:02:37,000 --> 00:02:39,250 I said "no hesitation"! Did I say "no hesitation"? 64 00:02:39,750 --> 00:02:40,791 Why didn't you shoot? 65 00:02:40,792 --> 00:02:41,916 [GRUNTS] 66 00:02:41,917 --> 00:02:43,000 I'm sorry, your code? 67 00:02:43,500 --> 00:02:45,083 Oh, okay, okay, time-out. Time-out. 68 00:02:45,500 --> 00:02:47,957 LISTEN: living by a code is a rookie mistake, man. 69 00:02:47,958 --> 00:02:49,999 When I first started, I told myself 70 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:52,291 I'd only kill people who were gonna die anyway. 71 00:02:52,292 --> 00:02:54,416 You know, like the old and terminally ill. 72 00:02:54,417 --> 00:02:57,832 Then, then, I realized, isn't everyone gonna die anyway? 73 00:02:57,833 --> 00:02:59,624 So... [WHISTLES] I scrapped the rule, 74 00:02:59,625 --> 00:03:01,167 and my income skyrocketed. 75 00:03:01,542 --> 00:03:04,041 A code is just a bunch of dumb random rules 76 00:03:04,042 --> 00:03:05,332 that stop you from doing the gig. 77 00:03:05,333 --> 00:03:06,000 [WHINES] 78 00:03:06,001 --> 00:03:08,874 I mean, do you really wanna fight with one hand tied behind your back? 79 00:03:08,875 --> 00:03:11,374 [HOOTING] 80 00:03:11,375 --> 00:03:13,874 I know you can use your feet too, that's not the goddamn point. 81 00:03:13,875 --> 00:03:16,124 You don't want to be the only killer with a code. 82 00:03:16,125 --> 00:03:18,041 That's like competing in the Tour de France 83 00:03:18,042 --> 00:03:19,499 without getting all roided up. 84 00:03:19,500 --> 00:03:21,416 Oh oh, hey! Look at this! 85 00:03:21,417 --> 00:03:22,749 This is our lucky day! 86 00:03:22,750 --> 00:03:24,666 You know, we'll just hop down here and mosey our way 87 00:03:24,667 --> 00:03:26,666 to the Central Directory or whatever 88 00:03:26,667 --> 00:03:27,999 and find The Accountant, and boom, 89 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:29,667 we'll be home by lunch so... Dude? 90 00:03:30,292 --> 00:03:32,166 Hey, dude? Where'd you... where are you? 91 00:03:32,167 --> 00:03:35,167 [RAT SQUEAKING] 92 00:03:37,375 --> 00:03:39,499 Are you trolling me right now? 93 00:03:39,500 --> 00:03:41,041 I just gave you this epic speech, 94 00:03:41,042 --> 00:03:42,624 and you're helping a disgusting rat? 95 00:03:42,625 --> 00:03:44,707 [SCREECHES] 96 00:03:44,708 --> 00:03:46,832 I wish we would have taped that little viral video moment. 97 00:03:46,833 --> 00:03:48,166 So sweet. Can we go now? [LOUD BANG] 98 00:03:48,167 --> 00:03:49,083 Oh! 99 00:03:49,083 --> 00:03:50,042 [RUMBLING] 100 00:03:50,042 --> 00:03:51,000 God damnit. 101 00:03:52,750 --> 00:03:54,167 Nah, you know what, I'm not gonna say it. 102 00:03:54,625 --> 00:03:56,624 It'd be too easy. But I told you so. 103 00:03:56,625 --> 00:03:57,417 [GRUNTS] 104 00:03:59,042 --> 00:03:59,917 [ITO SIGHS] 105 00:03:59,918 --> 00:04:01,999 Look, I don't know what people are saying, 106 00:04:02,000 --> 00:04:04,000 but for the record, 107 00:04:04,958 --> 00:04:06,249 I'm not crazy. 108 00:04:06,250 --> 00:04:09,249 No one's calling you crazy, Lieutenant Ito. 109 00:04:09,250 --> 00:04:11,166 I know you're feeling a great deal of guilt 110 00:04:11,167 --> 00:04:12,292 after losing your partner. 111 00:04:12,792 --> 00:04:14,957 And perhaps for 112 00:04:14,958 --> 00:04:17,000 other poor decisions in your past. 113 00:04:17,500 --> 00:04:19,542 But you are blaming these crimes on a, 114 00:04:20,083 --> 00:04:21,333 what did you say it was? 115 00:04:22,792 --> 00:04:24,333 Um. Monkey. 116 00:04:24,750 --> 00:04:26,624 Monkey. Ah. 117 00:04:26,625 --> 00:04:27,832 [PENCIL SCRATCHING] 118 00:04:27,833 --> 00:04:29,041 Wh-what are you writing? 119 00:04:29,042 --> 00:04:30,708 Don't worry about what I'm writing. 120 00:04:35,125 --> 00:04:36,457 Hey! Ito-san! 121 00:04:36,458 --> 00:04:37,333 Check it out. 122 00:04:37,334 --> 00:04:39,166 Photos of the casino victims. 123 00:04:39,167 --> 00:04:40,749 Look at the claw marks on the bodies... 124 00:04:40,750 --> 00:04:42,999 Haruka, we're done with this theory. 125 00:04:43,000 --> 00:04:44,624 It-it's crazy. 126 00:04:44,625 --> 00:04:46,749 But all the facts point in this direction, 127 00:04:46,750 --> 00:04:47,999 and you always follow the facts! 128 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:49,666 That's the first rule of being a detective! 129 00:04:49,667 --> 00:04:51,125 Yeah? What's the second rule? 130 00:04:51,500 --> 00:04:52,582 No open-toed shoes. 131 00:04:52,583 --> 00:04:53,542 Jesus Christ. 132 00:04:53,543 --> 00:04:55,541 Haruka, you can't do this job 133 00:04:55,542 --> 00:04:57,332 by going off some check-list. 134 00:04:57,333 --> 00:04:58,499 That's a rookie mistake. 135 00:04:58,500 --> 00:05:00,082 If something's true, 136 00:05:00,083 --> 00:05:01,874 isn't it our obligation to speak up? 137 00:05:01,875 --> 00:05:02,292 [SIGHS] 138 00:05:02,833 --> 00:05:04,667 They've put me on administrative leave. 139 00:05:05,292 --> 00:05:07,749 My only obligation is to the bar. 140 00:05:07,750 --> 00:05:08,750 [BELL TINKLING] 141 00:05:08,750 --> 00:05:09,458 Uh... 142 00:05:09,459 --> 00:05:10,541 What the hell is that? 143 00:05:10,542 --> 00:05:11,542 [OFFICERS LAUGHING] 144 00:05:11,543 --> 00:05:12,582 [SIGHS] 145 00:05:12,583 --> 00:05:14,041 We cracked the case! 146 00:05:14,042 --> 00:05:15,208 [LAUGHTER] 147 00:05:17,125 --> 00:05:18,707 [GRUNTING, HOOTING] 148 00:05:18,708 --> 00:05:20,332 BRYCE: Am I still claustrophobic? 149 00:05:20,333 --> 00:05:21,957 Y-you mean since yesterday? 150 00:05:21,958 --> 00:05:23,332 Yes, you dickhead, 151 00:05:23,333 --> 00:05:24,791 it doesn't just go away. 152 00:05:24,792 --> 00:05:26,541 [MONKEY GRUNTING] 153 00:05:26,542 --> 00:05:28,124 No, no, no, that's bullshit. 154 00:05:28,125 --> 00:05:29,499 No, everybody has a phobia. 155 00:05:29,500 --> 00:05:31,332 You know, it's like, uh, HPV. 156 00:05:31,333 --> 00:05:34,042 We all got it, just nobody talks about it. 157 00:05:34,458 --> 00:05:35,917 [MONKEY SCREAMS] [THUDS] 158 00:05:39,250 --> 00:05:41,374 There you go! That's fun, right? 159 00:05:41,375 --> 00:05:42,999 Like an amusement park! [MONKEY SCREECHES] 160 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:45,750 At least for me, 'cause I'm amused by this. 161 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:48,708 [BUZZER SOUNDS] 162 00:05:49,333 --> 00:05:51,042 [GRUNTING] 163 00:05:52,792 --> 00:05:54,416 That's actually a great look for prison. 164 00:05:54,417 --> 00:05:55,208 [WHINES] 165 00:06:01,500 --> 00:06:02,957 [ELECTRICITY CRACKLES] [SCREECHING] 166 00:06:02,958 --> 00:06:04,000 Ah, you see? 167 00:06:04,792 --> 00:06:06,666 You should have killed the damn dog like I told you. 168 00:06:06,667 --> 00:06:07,958 [MONKEY WHIMPERS] 169 00:06:10,417 --> 00:06:13,958 [INMATES SHOUTING] 170 00:06:14,500 --> 00:06:16,458 Oooh. Somebody's popular. 171 00:06:16,667 --> 00:06:17,832 [CHUCKLES] 172 00:06:17,833 --> 00:06:19,291 Hey, don't be afraid to strut a little, you know. 173 00:06:19,292 --> 00:06:20,542 Give 'em something to holler at. 174 00:06:20,875 --> 00:06:22,332 Get that little monkey booty poppin'! 175 00:06:22,333 --> 00:06:24,500 [GRUNTS, SCREECHES] 176 00:06:25,958 --> 00:06:28,000 [TOILET FLUSHES] 177 00:06:29,583 --> 00:06:30,832 WARDEN: Gentlemen, 178 00:06:30,833 --> 00:06:32,541 is there any chance 179 00:06:32,542 --> 00:06:35,457 either of you may have mistakenly entered 180 00:06:35,458 --> 00:06:38,416 my private bathroom this morning? 181 00:06:38,417 --> 00:06:39,292 [ELECTRICITY CRACKLES] 182 00:06:41,125 --> 00:06:44,249 You see, I noticed a drop of urine 183 00:06:44,250 --> 00:06:46,208 on the edge of the porcelain. 184 00:06:46,708 --> 00:06:48,874 And I always lift the seat. 185 00:06:48,875 --> 00:06:50,292 [SCREECHING] 186 00:06:51,167 --> 00:06:53,249 I mean, it doesn't seem unreasonable 187 00:06:53,250 --> 00:06:56,166 for a man to have one little place in this hell-hole 188 00:06:56,167 --> 00:06:58,208 to call his own, does it? 189 00:06:59,208 --> 00:07:00,707 [SCREECHING] 190 00:07:00,708 --> 00:07:01,625 Does it? 191 00:07:06,333 --> 00:07:07,749 Holy shit. Look at this! 192 00:07:07,750 --> 00:07:10,666 All the info we need to find The Accountant is right here! 193 00:07:10,667 --> 00:07:12,624 I mean, we are in the eagle's nest, baby! 194 00:07:12,625 --> 00:07:13,957 I can't miss! 195 00:07:13,958 --> 00:07:15,082 [SCREECHES, HOOTS] 196 00:07:15,083 --> 00:07:16,708 I mean, how great is this, right? 197 00:07:17,917 --> 00:07:20,249 Oh, oh, oh, hang in there, bud. You got this. 198 00:07:20,250 --> 00:07:21,833 You just wanna breathe through it. 199 00:07:22,125 --> 00:07:24,541 You know how many car batteries I've been hooked up to in my life? 200 00:07:24,542 --> 00:07:25,917 [GROWLS] 201 00:07:28,292 --> 00:07:29,332 [SCREAMS] 202 00:07:29,333 --> 00:07:30,917 Oh boy, here's karma. 203 00:07:33,625 --> 00:07:34,666 [GROWLS] 204 00:07:34,667 --> 00:07:37,374 [GUARDS SCREAMING] 205 00:07:37,375 --> 00:07:39,583 No! No! I'll do whatever you say! 206 00:07:40,417 --> 00:07:42,957 [GRUNTING] 207 00:07:42,958 --> 00:07:45,291 Nice, you gave him a taste of his own medicine. 208 00:07:45,292 --> 00:07:46,624 Now give him a full dose. 209 00:07:46,625 --> 00:07:47,708 No more! No more! 210 00:07:48,875 --> 00:07:51,250 [ELECTRICITY CRACKLING] [WARDEN SCREAMING] 211 00:07:55,000 --> 00:07:56,750 Alright, come on, let's fire it up and find our guy. 212 00:07:57,625 --> 00:08:00,292 Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, Monkey, you're standing on the screen. 213 00:08:00,667 --> 00:08:01,667 You wanna move? 214 00:08:02,208 --> 00:08:02,875 Good. 215 00:08:02,876 --> 00:08:04,124 Okay, so just, um... 216 00:08:04,125 --> 00:08:05,332 Whoa! Whoa! No. No. 217 00:08:05,333 --> 00:08:07,832 Don't paw-mash. That's not helpful. 218 00:08:07,833 --> 00:08:08,833 [GRUNTS] 219 00:08:08,834 --> 00:08:10,500 [WHINES] 220 00:08:12,042 --> 00:08:13,457 Oh boy. 221 00:08:13,458 --> 00:08:15,667 I feel like I'm helping my grandfather set up his TiVo. 222 00:08:16,750 --> 00:08:17,583 Hallelujah. 223 00:08:17,584 --> 00:08:19,166 Okay, now very carefully, 224 00:08:19,167 --> 00:08:21,207 I want you to select the top option button... No! 225 00:08:21,208 --> 00:08:22,458 [GROANS] 226 00:08:22,958 --> 00:08:24,792 [CHUCKLES] Ooh boy, oh boy. 227 00:08:25,750 --> 00:08:27,499 Deep breaths. Deep breaths! 228 00:08:27,500 --> 00:08:28,582 [HOOTS] 229 00:08:28,583 --> 00:08:29,707 Okay, here we go! We're back. 230 00:08:29,708 --> 00:08:33,124 Alright, so now when we found the ledger the address was Sugano 227. 231 00:08:33,125 --> 00:08:35,082 Um, oh, there was a number after that. 232 00:08:35,083 --> 00:08:36,416 What the... what the hell was it? It was, um... 233 00:08:36,417 --> 00:08:37,375 [SMACKS LIPS] 234 00:08:37,376 --> 00:08:39,082 Ohhh, this is gonna kill me. 235 00:08:39,083 --> 00:08:41,291 Are you kidding me? We get into a prison and now... 236 00:08:41,292 --> 00:08:42,707 9621! [SNAPS FINGERS] 237 00:08:42,708 --> 00:08:44,666 Still got it. I used to count cards. 238 00:08:44,667 --> 00:08:45,667 [BEEP] 239 00:08:45,668 --> 00:08:46,917 Oh yeah. Look at this guy. 240 00:08:47,417 --> 00:08:49,291 Well, if that's not The Accountant, then I don't know what. 241 00:08:49,292 --> 00:08:51,250 [CHUCKLES] That's definitely him. 242 00:08:52,000 --> 00:08:53,707 Oh, that's helpful! 243 00:08:53,708 --> 00:08:56,166 You can't go where he is. 244 00:08:56,167 --> 00:08:57,417 He's in "The Pit." 245 00:08:57,958 --> 00:09:00,457 An underground cellblock for the worst offenders. 246 00:09:00,458 --> 00:09:02,167 We sealed it shut three years ago. 247 00:09:02,583 --> 00:09:04,542 He's gone totally insane. 248 00:09:04,833 --> 00:09:07,082 Guy drinks his own piss now. 249 00:09:07,083 --> 00:09:08,416 Like, exclusively. 250 00:09:08,417 --> 00:09:10,250 Drinks piss. Pisses. Drinks that. 251 00:09:10,750 --> 00:09:12,332 It doesn't make any sense, right? 252 00:09:12,333 --> 00:09:13,499 This guy's great. 253 00:09:13,500 --> 00:09:15,083 Hit him again! [ELECTRICITY CRACKLES] 254 00:09:16,250 --> 00:09:19,292 ♪ 255 00:09:22,458 --> 00:09:24,958 ♪ 256 00:09:27,792 --> 00:09:31,207 OZU: [OVER LOUDSPEAKER] We will restore this country's tradition and honor. 257 00:09:31,208 --> 00:09:32,457 Just go around. 258 00:09:32,458 --> 00:09:33,833 OZU: ...rule of law. 259 00:09:34,208 --> 00:09:36,542 Under an Ozu administration, 260 00:09:36,958 --> 00:09:40,000 we will sweep the streets clean 261 00:09:40,333 --> 00:09:42,999 and usher in a new era 262 00:09:43,000 --> 00:09:45,624 of peace and prosperity. 263 00:09:45,625 --> 00:09:46,458 [TIRES SCREECHING] AKIKO: Oh! 264 00:09:46,458 --> 00:09:47,292 [GRUNTS] 265 00:09:49,500 --> 00:09:51,166 Oh no, no. 266 00:09:51,167 --> 00:09:52,457 I'm calling a doctor. 267 00:09:52,458 --> 00:09:54,374 No, no, it's just tender. 268 00:09:54,375 --> 00:09:55,791 That bastard Ozu's had it in for me 269 00:09:55,792 --> 00:09:57,875 ever since I confronted him at the Parliament building. 270 00:09:58,833 --> 00:10:00,166 We've gotta do something about this. 271 00:10:00,167 --> 00:10:02,833 Well, we're definitely calling the police. 272 00:10:03,250 --> 00:10:04,374 Reporting the driver. 273 00:10:04,375 --> 00:10:06,916 Driver? What is that going to accomplish? 274 00:10:06,917 --> 00:10:09,624 Ozu will just say that this asshole was acting on his own. 275 00:10:09,625 --> 00:10:12,207 The police are in his pocket anyways. They're totally useless! 276 00:10:12,208 --> 00:10:13,042 Aah! 277 00:10:13,042 --> 00:10:13,833 [WINCES] 278 00:10:13,834 --> 00:10:15,666 You know what, I'm calling everyone I know in the press, 279 00:10:15,667 --> 00:10:17,249 and I'm telling them how he threatened you, 280 00:10:17,250 --> 00:10:19,291 and then had one of his goons try to run me over. 281 00:10:19,292 --> 00:10:20,666 If he wants to act like a thug, 282 00:10:20,667 --> 00:10:21,791 the people have the right to know. 283 00:10:21,792 --> 00:10:24,749 Akiko, we're not gonna start leaking stories. 284 00:10:24,750 --> 00:10:27,500 You don't want to get dragged down into the mud with them. 285 00:10:28,042 --> 00:10:28,750 Trust me. 286 00:10:28,751 --> 00:10:31,249 We're in the mud! We're in a street fight! 287 00:10:31,250 --> 00:10:34,416 I've been at this a long time. 288 00:10:34,417 --> 00:10:36,624 I know revenge feels good in the moment, 289 00:10:36,625 --> 00:10:38,582 but you have to be careful. 290 00:10:38,583 --> 00:10:41,125 If you go out there making wild accusations, 291 00:10:41,542 --> 00:10:43,208 we will look erratic, 292 00:10:43,792 --> 00:10:45,874 and he will look reasonable. 293 00:10:45,875 --> 00:10:48,749 Well, it happened to me. And I have a right to report it. 294 00:10:48,750 --> 00:10:51,707 Not if you want to work in this campaign. 295 00:10:51,708 --> 00:10:53,082 That's my final decision. 296 00:10:53,083 --> 00:10:54,499 Ugh. Fine. 297 00:10:54,500 --> 00:10:57,958 I'll post extra security outside your house tonight. 298 00:10:59,375 --> 00:11:00,542 Ugh! 299 00:11:02,125 --> 00:11:03,999 [MONKEY WHIMPERS] 300 00:11:04,000 --> 00:11:04,750 [GRUNTS] 301 00:11:04,750 --> 00:11:05,625 BRYCE: Am I scared? 302 00:11:06,208 --> 00:11:08,457 What, do you mean by the warden's spooky "wittle" ghost story? 303 00:11:08,458 --> 00:11:09,582 Pfft. No! 304 00:11:09,583 --> 00:11:10,999 I am a ghost, bitch. 305 00:11:11,000 --> 00:11:12,541 He should be telling stories about me! 306 00:11:12,542 --> 00:11:13,916 BRYCE: the phantom killer! 307 00:11:13,917 --> 00:11:15,582 And his monkey sidekick! 308 00:11:15,583 --> 00:11:16,583 [HOOTS] 309 00:11:16,584 --> 00:11:18,416 Sidekick. You know, like his, uh, 310 00:11:18,417 --> 00:11:20,583 you know, his side-piece. His, uh, like his, uh... 311 00:11:20,917 --> 00:11:22,499 I don't know, like his vice president. [SCREECHES] 312 00:11:22,500 --> 00:11:23,875 [THUDS] [GROWLS] 313 00:11:24,167 --> 00:11:26,291 Yeah, that's what you are. It's like an assistant. 314 00:11:26,292 --> 00:11:27,874 It's like an executive assistant, 315 00:11:27,875 --> 00:11:29,916 and you have a weapon or a super power, too. 316 00:11:29,917 --> 00:11:32,541 But for the most part, you're just sort of there to make sure, uh, 317 00:11:32,542 --> 00:11:34,291 I can stay focused on my tasks. 318 00:11:34,292 --> 00:11:36,708 [ELEVATOR DINGS] What the? Oh shit! 319 00:11:37,500 --> 00:11:39,708 Oh-ho-ho-ho, no. 320 00:11:43,708 --> 00:11:44,917 Oh, I love this guy. 321 00:11:45,292 --> 00:11:46,874 [BEEPING] 322 00:11:46,875 --> 00:11:47,708 Huh... 323 00:11:48,208 --> 00:11:49,208 okay. 324 00:11:50,125 --> 00:11:51,083 [GRUNTS] 325 00:11:51,084 --> 00:11:54,249 Hey, just because this Accountant has gone a little Manson 326 00:11:54,250 --> 00:11:56,707 doesn't mean he's tougher than the other assholes we've killed. 327 00:11:56,708 --> 00:11:58,042 Come on. Chop chop. 328 00:11:59,083 --> 00:12:00,707 Whoa-ho-ho! Yeah! 329 00:12:00,708 --> 00:12:01,667 Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo! 330 00:12:02,333 --> 00:12:04,457 Woo! This is fun! [MONKEY SCREECHING] 331 00:12:04,458 --> 00:12:05,666 [THUD] 332 00:12:05,667 --> 00:12:07,207 [MONKEY WHIMPERS] 333 00:12:07,208 --> 00:12:09,042 You know, I hate to be a negative Nellie, 334 00:12:09,583 --> 00:12:11,458 but this may have been a bad idea. 335 00:12:11,875 --> 00:12:13,333 [MONKEY GROWLS] 336 00:12:17,417 --> 00:12:20,999 ♪ 337 00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:22,375 [GROWLS] 338 00:12:23,708 --> 00:12:26,082 Hey, bud! No, no, no. Stay down! Stay down! 339 00:12:26,083 --> 00:12:28,417 Play dead! You do not want to wake up right now. 340 00:12:29,792 --> 00:12:31,167 [CACKLING] 341 00:12:33,500 --> 00:12:36,582 ♪ 342 00:12:36,583 --> 00:12:38,374 [INMATES SHOUTING, WHISTLING] 343 00:12:38,375 --> 00:12:40,292 Oh, hey look! It's our guy! 344 00:12:40,667 --> 00:12:42,082 That's The Accountant! 345 00:12:42,083 --> 00:12:43,707 He kind of looks like Joe Rogan, yeah? 346 00:12:43,708 --> 00:12:45,166 [MONKEY GRUNTS] 347 00:12:45,167 --> 00:12:46,332 [SHOUTING, WHISTLING STOPS] 348 00:12:46,333 --> 00:12:49,166 Ever since the massacre at the casino, 349 00:12:49,167 --> 00:12:52,124 I knew someone would come. 350 00:12:52,125 --> 00:12:55,457 I just didn't expect a circus animal 351 00:12:55,458 --> 00:12:57,166 in a cheap suit. 352 00:12:57,167 --> 00:13:00,791 [ALL LAUGH] 353 00:13:00,792 --> 00:13:01,167 [GROWLS] 354 00:13:01,625 --> 00:13:04,332 You have trespassed into our world. 355 00:13:04,333 --> 00:13:06,207 Violated our laws! 356 00:13:06,208 --> 00:13:07,916 The law is all we have. 357 00:13:07,917 --> 00:13:12,167 The law is what guarantees our society will live forever. 358 00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:13,542 The law 359 00:13:14,042 --> 00:13:16,541 and... the candy. 360 00:13:16,542 --> 00:13:18,500 [INMATES CHEERING] 361 00:13:24,750 --> 00:13:26,792 These poor bastards are addicted to candy. 362 00:13:27,417 --> 00:13:28,375 [SNIFFS] 363 00:13:29,417 --> 00:13:31,374 [MANIACAL LAUGHTER] 364 00:13:31,375 --> 00:13:32,875 Wait, no, it's drugs. 365 00:13:33,208 --> 00:13:34,791 They're addicted to drugs. Duh. 366 00:13:34,792 --> 00:13:35,917 Monkey, 367 00:13:36,583 --> 00:13:38,417 I sentence you 368 00:13:39,167 --> 00:13:40,374 to death. 369 00:13:40,375 --> 00:13:42,041 [MANIACAL LAUGHTER] 370 00:13:42,042 --> 00:13:43,749 Well, you shouldn't have been your own lawyer. 371 00:13:43,750 --> 00:13:45,250 That's Courtroom 101. 372 00:13:46,292 --> 00:13:49,916 THE ACCOUNTANT: But because you have proven yourself so formidable, 373 00:13:49,917 --> 00:13:51,707 little Monkey, 374 00:13:51,708 --> 00:13:54,332 you will have the honor 375 00:13:54,333 --> 00:13:56,833 of dying in combat 376 00:13:57,333 --> 00:13:58,250 with 377 00:13:58,667 --> 00:14:03,000 Fat Cobra! 378 00:14:03,458 --> 00:14:04,791 BRYCE: Oh. Fat Cobra. 379 00:14:04,792 --> 00:14:07,999 I know so many hitmen who have died trying to kill him. 380 00:14:08,000 --> 00:14:10,374 Anyway, don't let the name fool you, this guy's quick as lightning. 381 00:14:10,375 --> 00:14:12,707 And speaking of lightning, he shoots it from his feet. 382 00:14:12,708 --> 00:14:15,332 Yeah, he's got has like 35 illegitimate children. 383 00:14:15,333 --> 00:14:16,666 Bit of a player, you could say. 384 00:14:16,667 --> 00:14:18,749 Most of his kids, though, he actually killed in combat. 385 00:14:18,750 --> 00:14:20,832 Which I guess made him resigned to a life down here. 386 00:14:20,833 --> 00:14:22,791 So anyway, he's really got nothing to lose. 387 00:14:22,792 --> 00:14:23,500 [WHIMPERS] 388 00:14:23,501 --> 00:14:25,041 You know what, I can tell this isn't helping. 389 00:14:25,042 --> 00:14:26,124 So just, um, 390 00:14:26,125 --> 00:14:27,499 just be fast. 391 00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:28,833 Alright. Go. Get him! Go get him! 392 00:14:29,208 --> 00:14:30,208 Alright, you got this, buddy! 393 00:14:30,209 --> 00:14:32,749 Try to... try to punch him in his giant balls or something. 394 00:14:32,750 --> 00:14:34,499 I don't know. Punch him with your whole body! 395 00:14:34,500 --> 00:14:36,457 Oh god, we are so screwed. 396 00:14:36,458 --> 00:14:37,583 Come here! 397 00:14:40,083 --> 00:14:41,166 [WHINES] 398 00:14:41,167 --> 00:14:42,583 [SCREECHES] [YELLS] 399 00:14:44,292 --> 00:14:45,042 Huh? 400 00:14:47,375 --> 00:14:49,791 Oh no, no, no! Don't do that! Now you're just pissing him off! 401 00:14:49,792 --> 00:14:51,125 Get off! 402 00:14:51,958 --> 00:14:52,917 [YELLS] 403 00:14:52,918 --> 00:14:54,208 [MONKEY HOOTING] 404 00:14:56,333 --> 00:14:57,791 [FAT COBRA LAUGHS] 405 00:14:57,792 --> 00:15:00,125 What's wrong? You're not having fun? 406 00:15:03,667 --> 00:15:06,041 [INMATES CHEERING] 407 00:15:06,042 --> 00:15:07,999 [LAUGHS] 408 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:09,250 [GROWLS] 409 00:15:10,625 --> 00:15:12,166 [HOOTING, SCREECHING] 410 00:15:12,167 --> 00:15:12,583 Huh? 411 00:15:15,792 --> 00:15:17,791 Come back, little monkey. 412 00:15:17,792 --> 00:15:19,542 [YELLS] [ELECTRICITY CRACKLING] 413 00:15:21,208 --> 00:15:23,707 Aye-aye! Use the pipe! 414 00:15:23,708 --> 00:15:27,000 The one you're, like, hanging on to, ya dipshit! 415 00:15:27,417 --> 00:15:28,666 It's our only chance! 416 00:15:28,667 --> 00:15:30,833 Yank down the pipe and give that fatty a shower! 417 00:15:34,792 --> 00:15:35,208 Huh? 418 00:15:35,625 --> 00:15:37,750 [SCREAMS] 419 00:15:38,667 --> 00:15:41,457 [STEAM HISSING] 420 00:15:41,458 --> 00:15:43,499 [GROANING] 421 00:15:43,500 --> 00:15:44,791 Ah, yahtzee! 422 00:15:44,792 --> 00:15:48,124 Woo! Ha ha ha, I'm a goddamn genius. 423 00:15:48,125 --> 00:15:50,666 I really am. How did they ever kill me? I don't get it. 424 00:15:50,667 --> 00:15:53,041 ACCOUNTANT: We have a new champion 425 00:15:53,042 --> 00:15:54,749 of the pit! 426 00:15:54,750 --> 00:15:55,791 [INMATES CHEERING] 427 00:15:55,792 --> 00:15:58,083 And you, Fat Cobra, 428 00:15:58,708 --> 00:16:00,708 mmm, my sweet friend, 429 00:16:01,625 --> 00:16:03,124 you must die. 430 00:16:03,125 --> 00:16:03,708 [INMATES BOOING] 431 00:16:03,709 --> 00:16:05,541 [GROANING] 432 00:16:05,542 --> 00:16:10,082 I only fought for you because you gave me booze, asshole. 433 00:16:10,083 --> 00:16:11,708 [CACKLING] 434 00:16:14,042 --> 00:16:16,417 Oh, hey, you gotta read the room, bud. 435 00:16:16,750 --> 00:16:19,124 Uh, look, I've told you to do a lot of rough shit today, 436 00:16:19,125 --> 00:16:20,791 but it's not just because I'm being a dick. 437 00:16:20,792 --> 00:16:23,250 I mean, I am a dick, but I'm trying to protect you. 438 00:16:23,708 --> 00:16:24,667 Do it. 439 00:16:24,668 --> 00:16:26,499 Trust me, the guy you don't kill 440 00:16:26,500 --> 00:16:28,375 is the one who comes back later and kills you. 441 00:16:29,417 --> 00:16:30,250 What are you doing? 442 00:16:30,251 --> 00:16:32,167 Monkey, no, no, no, no! What the hell are you doing? 443 00:16:32,542 --> 00:16:33,582 ACCOUNTANT: What? 444 00:16:33,583 --> 00:16:36,499 You stupid animal! 445 00:16:36,500 --> 00:16:38,666 No one disobeys me! 446 00:16:38,667 --> 00:16:41,792 For this, you shall both die! 447 00:16:42,417 --> 00:16:45,457 Monkey. Let's give 'em a show. 448 00:16:45,458 --> 00:16:45,958 [GRUNTS] 449 00:16:47,708 --> 00:16:48,500 - [SCREECHES] - Whoa! 450 00:16:49,708 --> 00:16:50,916 No, no, no, no. 451 00:16:50,917 --> 00:16:52,791 That's my candy! 452 00:16:52,792 --> 00:16:53,957 Stop him! 453 00:16:53,958 --> 00:16:56,250 [SCREAMS] 454 00:16:58,292 --> 00:16:59,792 Oh shit! 455 00:17:03,208 --> 00:17:05,125 Well... goodbye! 456 00:17:05,875 --> 00:17:07,458 [SCREECHES, GROWLS] 457 00:17:09,667 --> 00:17:11,167 Gotta go, gotta go. 458 00:17:15,833 --> 00:17:17,042 [PANTING] 459 00:17:19,625 --> 00:17:21,167 Oh shit! 460 00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:30,666 ♪ Funky music playing ♪ 461 00:17:30,667 --> 00:17:33,083 ♪ 462 00:17:33,583 --> 00:17:35,457 O-o-okay, okay, okay. 463 00:17:35,458 --> 00:17:36,666 I know this looks bad, 464 00:17:36,667 --> 00:17:39,167 but with all the starving and the murder out there, 465 00:17:39,625 --> 00:17:41,166 I gotta have some "me" time. 466 00:17:41,167 --> 00:17:42,749 [GROWLS SOFTLY] 467 00:17:42,750 --> 00:17:44,832 D'uh... w-would you like a soda? 468 00:17:44,833 --> 00:17:46,874 Or would you like every soda? 469 00:17:46,875 --> 00:17:48,874 It's called a suicide. 470 00:17:48,875 --> 00:17:50,291 Don't do it. It's probably piss. 471 00:17:50,292 --> 00:17:51,333 [SCREECHES] THE ACCOUNTANT: Ah! 472 00:17:51,875 --> 00:17:54,874 Ugh! N-n-no! No! Whoa! Whoa! 473 00:17:54,875 --> 00:17:57,957 If this is about Ken Takahara's murder, 474 00:17:57,958 --> 00:18:01,666 I told The Rooster that killing a politician was a mistake. 475 00:18:01,667 --> 00:18:04,041 Yeah, We got Rooster, Fat Cobra, a monkey. 476 00:18:04,042 --> 00:18:05,582 What is this, a George Orwell book? 477 00:18:05,583 --> 00:18:06,417 [GROWLS] 478 00:18:06,418 --> 00:18:08,916 No. no, no, no. Really! It's against our code! 479 00:18:08,917 --> 00:18:10,791 Code? Are you kidding? 480 00:18:10,792 --> 00:18:12,916 Where was your code when you double-crossed me? 481 00:18:12,917 --> 00:18:14,957 Code my ass! INMATE: What is this? 482 00:18:14,958 --> 00:18:17,124 Wha... Ha-has this been here the whole time? 483 00:18:17,125 --> 00:18:18,832 Oh boy, here we go. 484 00:18:18,833 --> 00:18:20,499 Hey, guys! 485 00:18:20,500 --> 00:18:21,832 Wait, what? 486 00:18:21,833 --> 00:18:25,166 This must be the warden's secret quarters. 487 00:18:25,167 --> 00:18:27,624 Oh-ho-ho, what a dick, huh? 488 00:18:27,625 --> 00:18:30,499 That's you! That-that is a painting of you. 489 00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:32,582 It's a portrait. You had to sit for that! 490 00:18:32,583 --> 00:18:33,624 Wait! No, no, no. 491 00:18:33,625 --> 00:18:35,457 Uh-uh, who-who wants a soda? 492 00:18:35,458 --> 00:18:37,250 [INMATES YELLING] 493 00:18:37,625 --> 00:18:38,749 [THE ACCOUNTANT SCREAMS] 494 00:18:38,750 --> 00:18:39,791 [FLESH RIPS] 495 00:18:39,792 --> 00:18:41,750 Okay, time to go. 496 00:18:43,125 --> 00:18:45,625 [INMATES SHOUTING] 497 00:18:47,958 --> 00:18:49,041 Whoa! Holy shit! 498 00:18:49,042 --> 00:18:51,249 Okay, to the chute! Come on, we'll crawl back up! 499 00:18:51,250 --> 00:18:52,250 [EXPLOSION BOOMS] 500 00:18:52,251 --> 00:18:54,124 What the hell? Now what? 501 00:18:54,125 --> 00:18:56,624 WARDEN: Kill them all if you have to! I don't care. 502 00:18:56,625 --> 00:18:58,832 Just find me that Monkey! 503 00:18:58,833 --> 00:19:00,708 Boy, that dog is like a bad penny, in't he? 504 00:19:03,208 --> 00:19:04,541 [GUNSHOTS] 505 00:19:04,542 --> 00:19:06,250 [RAT SQUEAKING] 506 00:19:09,750 --> 00:19:12,292 Yeah, yeah, okay. Just follow Templeton here and let's go. 507 00:19:12,792 --> 00:19:13,792 [SQUEAKS] 508 00:19:13,792 --> 00:19:14,708 [MONKEY GRUNTS] 509 00:19:14,709 --> 00:19:17,082 Oh-oh-okay, but, you know, it's probably not even the same rat. 510 00:19:17,083 --> 00:19:18,000 [GRUNTS] 511 00:19:26,667 --> 00:19:27,708 BRYCE: How you doin'? 512 00:19:39,250 --> 00:19:40,083 Shit. 513 00:19:40,500 --> 00:19:41,749 Literally. Shit. 514 00:19:41,750 --> 00:19:42,832 [WHINES] 515 00:19:42,833 --> 00:19:44,500 This is where having a code gets ya. 516 00:19:49,292 --> 00:19:51,458 [SIRENS BLARING] [GUNSHOTS] 517 00:19:54,167 --> 00:19:54,792 [WHEEZES] 518 00:19:55,625 --> 00:19:56,874 [PANTING] 519 00:19:56,875 --> 00:19:57,750 Hey, hey! We made it! 520 00:19:58,750 --> 00:20:01,207 You are definitely gonna have pink-eye. B-T-dubbs. 521 00:20:01,208 --> 00:20:02,125 [ELECTRICITY CRACKLES] 522 00:20:02,126 --> 00:20:04,707 FAT COBRA: Freedom! Ha ha ha! 523 00:20:04,708 --> 00:20:06,291 BRYCE: I guess we could have gone that way, too. 524 00:20:06,292 --> 00:20:08,749 Looks like your rat buddy wasn't such a big help after all... 525 00:20:08,750 --> 00:20:11,625 [MACHINE GUNFIRE] [INMATES SCREAMING] 526 00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:14,958 [GUNSHOT] 527 00:20:15,708 --> 00:20:17,082 Look, a lot of stuff happened today. 528 00:20:17,083 --> 00:20:19,582 I don't think we should try to draw any big lessons from it. 529 00:20:19,583 --> 00:20:21,249 I wouldn't say anything's been proved... 530 00:20:21,250 --> 00:20:21,958 [GUNSHOT] 531 00:20:22,500 --> 00:20:23,292 ...or not proved. 532 00:20:23,293 --> 00:20:24,791 [SQUEAKING] 533 00:20:24,792 --> 00:20:26,832 [SIREN BLARING] 534 00:20:26,833 --> 00:20:28,499 [HOOTING] 535 00:20:28,500 --> 00:20:29,542 God damnit. 536 00:20:31,750 --> 00:20:32,625 Okay. 537 00:20:34,417 --> 00:20:35,916 Fine. I admit it. 538 00:20:35,917 --> 00:20:39,791 In certain situations, yes, having a code isn't the worst idea, 539 00:20:39,792 --> 00:20:42,332 as long as you can break it when it suits you. 540 00:20:42,333 --> 00:20:44,332 But-but you can't be all crazy about it. 541 00:20:44,333 --> 00:20:45,708 Eh, you know, it has to be simple. 542 00:20:46,542 --> 00:20:48,458 You're only going to kill killers? [GRUNTS] 543 00:20:48,833 --> 00:20:50,791 A killer of killers. Huh. 544 00:20:50,792 --> 00:20:52,374 You know what, that actually sounds pretty badass, 545 00:20:52,375 --> 00:20:54,457 but you can't just give yourself your own nickname. 546 00:20:54,458 --> 00:20:57,124 Alright? You know, I just can't call myself "Horse Cock." 547 00:20:57,125 --> 00:20:59,417 Other people gotta call me that. That's why it stuck. 548 00:20:59,917 --> 00:21:00,792 [GRUNTS] 549 00:21:01,167 --> 00:21:03,666 Oh! Look who's feeling confident tonight. 550 00:21:03,667 --> 00:21:04,917 You might want to watch out for the... 551 00:21:05,708 --> 00:21:06,125 Oh. 552 00:21:06,126 --> 00:21:07,292 [HOOTING] 553 00:21:09,042 --> 00:21:10,750 I know she's the only human you trust, 554 00:21:11,125 --> 00:21:13,166 but maybe it's a little early in the relationship 555 00:21:13,167 --> 00:21:15,083 to show up covered in literal shit. 556 00:21:16,000 --> 00:21:16,708 [SNIFFS] 557 00:21:17,292 --> 00:21:19,082 But you know what? She probably won't even notice. 558 00:21:19,083 --> 00:21:20,291 She'll be too freaked out by the fact 559 00:21:20,292 --> 00:21:22,083 that a savage animal's lurking in her yard. 560 00:21:27,167 --> 00:21:27,917 [WHINES] 561 00:21:34,042 --> 00:21:36,000 Ooh, see that's revenge. 562 00:21:40,042 --> 00:21:41,917 [SNARLING] 563 00:21:43,500 --> 00:21:45,083 [GASPS] [CAT YOWLS] 564 00:21:47,792 --> 00:21:50,541 So the best advice I can give you is when she starts throwing stuff 565 00:21:50,542 --> 00:21:53,249 just stand your ground and try to look as friendly as possible. 566 00:21:53,250 --> 00:21:54,332 That always worked for me. 567 00:21:54,333 --> 00:21:55,292 [WHIMPERS] 568 00:21:56,083 --> 00:21:57,832 [YELLS] [SCREECHES] 569 00:21:57,833 --> 00:21:58,958 [GASPS] 570 00:22:00,125 --> 00:22:01,792 Oh, sweet Jesus, 571 00:22:02,208 --> 00:22:03,667 you scared the shit out of me. 572 00:22:04,500 --> 00:22:05,333 Oh. 573 00:22:06,083 --> 00:22:06,958 Hey there. 574 00:22:09,500 --> 00:22:11,792 You, uh... you want something to eat? 575 00:22:12,250 --> 00:22:14,375 Yes! The answer is "yes." Nod your head. 576 00:22:16,917 --> 00:22:19,333 I'm actually really glad you came. 577 00:22:19,833 --> 00:22:22,750 I never got the chance to thank you for what you did at the funeral. 578 00:22:23,250 --> 00:22:24,292 [HISSES] 579 00:22:24,792 --> 00:22:27,749 It all happened so fast, and I remember being so scared, 580 00:22:27,750 --> 00:22:30,499 and... then there you were 581 00:22:30,500 --> 00:22:32,000 and, well... 582 00:22:34,042 --> 00:22:34,958 Thank you. 583 00:22:38,250 --> 00:22:39,625 [SNIFFS] Ugh! 584 00:22:47,875 --> 00:22:49,125 He gets a little nervous. 585 00:22:49,583 --> 00:22:50,667 Whoa! 586 00:22:51,208 --> 00:22:52,417 Pump the breaks, bud! 587 00:22:53,542 --> 00:22:56,125 ♪ Melancholy music playing ♪ 588 00:23:05,958 --> 00:23:07,332 [DOOR CLOSES] 589 00:23:07,333 --> 00:23:11,375 ♪ 590 00:23:14,708 --> 00:23:19,792 ♪ 591 00:23:21,708 --> 00:23:24,124 Sir, there's a riot at Sugano prison. 592 00:23:24,125 --> 00:23:25,207 They need backup! 593 00:23:25,208 --> 00:23:26,749 M-O-N-K-E-Y. Monkey. 594 00:23:26,750 --> 00:23:27,957 Hey, Haruka. 595 00:23:27,958 --> 00:23:29,332 Remind me. 596 00:23:29,333 --> 00:23:32,500 What is the first rule of being a detective? 597 00:23:33,875 --> 00:23:36,958 Follow... the... facts. 598 00:23:37,708 --> 00:23:41,957 [TINKLING] 599 00:23:41,958 --> 00:23:44,667 ♪