1 00:00:19,394 --> 00:00:22,439 Gotham City. Demons are rising up. 2 00:00:22,439 --> 00:00:24,691 Criminals breathe in the shadows. 3 00:00:24,691 --> 00:00:27,527 Blood paints the streets like graffiti. 4 00:00:27,527 --> 00:00:29,821 My home needs Nightwing. 5 00:00:31,072 --> 00:00:33,116 Uh, anyone want to switch seats? 6 00:00:38,705 --> 00:00:40,498 Finally! Hey, next time we steal an invisible jet, 7 00:00:40,582 --> 00:00:43,209 let's just, like, fly home before it explodes. 8 00:00:45,128 --> 00:00:46,463 Hello, Alfred. 9 00:00:46,463 --> 00:00:48,840 Looks like the prodigal son has returned... 10 00:00:48,840 --> 00:00:52,844 What up, Gotham City? You ready to lick off my toes? 11 00:00:52,844 --> 00:00:55,638 Harley and Ivy are back! 12 00:00:55,722 --> 00:00:58,141 That's how you wax poetic, you fucking dork. 13 00:01:00,894 --> 00:01:03,646 Hmm. I'll grab a cab. 14 00:01:05,607 --> 00:01:10,153 Mmm. Hoda Kotb, your pantry is beyond organized. 15 00:01:10,153 --> 00:01:12,989 An oatmeal shelf. I am gagged! 16 00:01:12,989 --> 00:01:16,034 My Meyer lemon tree is finally producing fruit. 17 00:01:16,034 --> 00:01:18,328 You know, they're not like regular lemons. 18 00:01:18,328 --> 00:01:21,331 It's that hint of sweetness that makes all the diff-- 19 00:01:22,874 --> 00:01:25,752 Hello, clayfaces and shark men! 20 00:01:27,754 --> 00:01:29,297 And me! 21 00:01:29,297 --> 00:01:32,509 I got your cheap Hudson News-ass postcard from Paris. 22 00:01:32,509 --> 00:01:34,344 I know you got this shit at the airport. 23 00:01:34,344 --> 00:01:36,304 Oui, oui, motherfucker! 24 00:01:36,304 --> 00:01:39,224 Oh, you're back! And creating all kinds of fun new holes in the wall. 25 00:01:39,224 --> 00:01:44,270 Did you know Mr. Kool-Aid improved to that style of entry on the day? 26 00:01:44,354 --> 00:01:46,105 Some talent you cannot teach. 27 00:01:46,189 --> 00:01:49,067 Well, stealing classic commercial bits are only the beginning 28 00:01:49,067 --> 00:01:52,987 because now that the crew's back together, we got mad plans, yo! 29 00:01:53,071 --> 00:01:55,365 I knew you'd come back for a giant caper. 30 00:01:55,365 --> 00:01:56,908 So what are we going to do? 31 00:01:56,908 --> 00:01:59,702 Okay, Ivy came up with the most badass, most genius, 32 00:01:59,786 --> 00:02:02,247 crazy, sexy, cool plan ever! 33 00:02:02,247 --> 00:02:03,540 Well, I... I wouldn't go that far. 34 00:02:03,540 --> 00:02:04,874 It is so awesome and fucked-up, 35 00:02:04,958 --> 00:02:07,460 it would make Lex Luthor shit his pants! 36 00:02:07,544 --> 00:02:09,921 That man does not shit his pants for anything. 37 00:02:09,921 --> 00:02:12,215 Dear heavens, Harley, tell us what the plan is. 38 00:02:12,215 --> 00:02:13,716 It's Ivy's plan. You gotta ask her. 39 00:02:13,800 --> 00:02:16,553 I know you guys are used to me being in charge, 40 00:02:16,553 --> 00:02:19,514 but this is all Ivy, her time to shine. 41 00:02:19,514 --> 00:02:20,682 Hit it, Ivy. 42 00:02:22,141 --> 00:02:23,977 Oh, yes. 43 00:02:23,977 --> 00:02:25,395 I will hit it 44 00:02:25,395 --> 00:02:28,731 'cause I'm the boss lady, if you will. 45 00:02:28,815 --> 00:02:32,360 The big honcho, the top pepperoni. 46 00:02:34,153 --> 00:02:35,488 You know what, guys? 47 00:02:35,572 --> 00:02:37,448 We just walked in. I haven't even unpacked. 48 00:02:37,532 --> 00:02:41,119 I smell like a bus. Can we just talk about the plan in a little bit? 49 00:02:41,119 --> 00:02:44,539 You are gonna cream when you hear this plan. Huh. 50 00:02:44,539 --> 00:02:47,917 And once again, our house is a home. 51 00:02:51,754 --> 00:02:54,257 Huh. Feels smaller. 52 00:02:55,592 --> 00:02:57,886 Uh... Why does this suit have boobs? 53 00:02:57,886 --> 00:03:00,513 If you want to keep that one, I have a spare in my locker. 54 00:03:00,597 --> 00:03:04,309 This is my alcove, and you're not Batman. 55 00:03:04,309 --> 00:03:05,685 He wishes, right? 56 00:03:07,186 --> 00:03:10,440 He doesn't wish. I'm Batgirl. 57 00:03:10,440 --> 00:03:14,986 And you're Dick Grayson. Last of the Flying Graysons, ward of Bruce Wayne, 58 00:03:14,986 --> 00:03:19,699 the original Robin, Teen Titan, and now the protector of Bludhaven. 59 00:03:19,699 --> 00:03:21,743 Nightwing! 60 00:03:21,743 --> 00:03:23,453 Nightwing. Got it. 61 00:03:23,453 --> 00:03:24,704 You were gone for a while. 62 00:03:24,704 --> 00:03:26,831 We had to make some expansions stick. 63 00:03:26,915 --> 00:03:29,876 Well, I see you've installed some new darkened corners, and it's Nightwing. 64 00:03:29,876 --> 00:03:33,129 We're equals. Not Batman and Robin. 65 00:03:33,129 --> 00:03:34,422 Got that right. 66 00:03:34,422 --> 00:03:36,341 Ah, I thought you were four. 67 00:03:36,341 --> 00:03:39,969 It's been eight years. That's how time works, dickwad. 68 00:03:40,053 --> 00:03:40,970 What's with your voice? 69 00:03:41,054 --> 00:03:42,096 What are you talking about? 70 00:03:42,180 --> 00:03:43,890 It's a bit overly serious. 71 00:03:43,890 --> 00:03:46,976 I think it's an appropriate amount of serious. 72 00:03:49,354 --> 00:03:51,522 Firefly's attacking the Gotham corn factory, 73 00:03:51,606 --> 00:03:55,151 but he's going to see his plan go up in flames. To the Batmobile! 74 00:03:55,151 --> 00:03:56,235 Shotgun. 75 00:03:58,112 --> 00:04:00,990 Don't worry. You can ride with The Macaroni. 76 00:04:01,074 --> 00:04:02,492 Who's The Macaroni? 77 00:04:04,327 --> 00:04:06,371 Your chariot awaits. 78 00:04:06,371 --> 00:04:08,498 Fuck The Macaroni. 79 00:04:08,498 --> 00:04:11,167 Good evening. Welcome. 80 00:04:11,167 --> 00:04:12,585 Bienvenue. 81 00:04:12,669 --> 00:04:14,963 Is this an MLM? 'Cause I'm in. 82 00:04:14,963 --> 00:04:18,633 The dictionary defines terraforming as... Ooh, ooh, me! 83 00:04:18,633 --> 00:04:20,510 Yes? You're doing great. 84 00:04:20,510 --> 00:04:24,555 Thank you. So thousands of years ago, Gotham looked like this. 85 00:04:24,639 --> 00:04:27,225 Before it became trash like this. 86 00:04:27,225 --> 00:04:31,521 We're going to reanimate the dead plant matter underneath the city 87 00:04:31,521 --> 00:04:35,191 and supercharge it to terraform Gotham into this. 88 00:04:35,191 --> 00:04:39,487 Well, I'm sold. Harls, just hang on a second, I haven't said the actual plan. 89 00:04:39,487 --> 00:04:41,364 I thought she was finished too. 90 00:04:41,364 --> 00:04:45,451 Now, to terraform this city, I need to create the Eden Serum. 91 00:04:45,535 --> 00:04:50,415 But to do that, I need a compound found only in prehistoric mosquitoes 92 00:04:50,415 --> 00:04:52,250 that have been trapped in sap. 93 00:04:52,250 --> 00:04:55,128 Like in Jurassic Park! Uh... Yeah. I mean, I don't... Sure. 94 00:04:55,128 --> 00:04:57,380 She's never even seen Jurassic Park! Guys... 95 00:04:57,380 --> 00:05:00,466 What? You are missing out on 60% of my personality. 96 00:05:00,550 --> 00:05:03,886 Why do you think I kept making Jeff Goldblum references? 97 00:05:03,970 --> 00:05:05,847 The good news is that 98 00:05:05,847 --> 00:05:09,559 our friends over at the Natural History Museum have such a mosquito. 99 00:05:09,559 --> 00:05:11,269 Then let us heist! 100 00:05:11,269 --> 00:05:14,897 I call the role of... Eleanor St. Cloud. 101 00:05:14,981 --> 00:05:19,694 She's a widowed archaeologist fresh off her latest find, love. 102 00:05:19,694 --> 00:05:22,113 Actually, if you go ahead and pick up your binders, 103 00:05:22,113 --> 00:05:25,241 I've already assigned each of you a fantastic role. 104 00:05:25,241 --> 00:05:26,743 "Lookout number two"? 105 00:05:26,743 --> 00:05:29,412 The roles have been carefully chosen based on ability. 106 00:05:29,412 --> 00:05:32,540 And this heist has been planned, dare I say, to perfection. 107 00:05:32,540 --> 00:05:34,751 What about hidden security cams? It's in the binder. 108 00:05:34,751 --> 00:05:36,461 What about lasers? Also in the binder. 109 00:05:36,461 --> 00:05:38,629 What if one of the day guards picks up an extra shift 110 00:05:38,713 --> 00:05:41,090 so he can finally propose to his high school squeeze? 111 00:05:41,174 --> 00:05:45,470 He quit smoking ages ago, but carries around a cigarette for the smell. 112 00:05:45,470 --> 00:05:47,555 Nervous about the proposal... 113 00:05:47,555 --> 00:05:50,058 ...he goes out for a whiff of the old confidence stick and spots us. 114 00:05:50,058 --> 00:05:51,976 That's not in the binder because it's not going to happen. 115 00:05:52,060 --> 00:05:53,519 Guys, I've thought of everything, okay? 116 00:05:53,603 --> 00:05:55,646 I mean, look how sick this binder is. 117 00:05:55,730 --> 00:05:57,523 That is leadership. 118 00:05:57,607 --> 00:06:00,401 I know I wasn't invited on this adventure, but I do have n-zotes. 119 00:06:00,485 --> 00:06:03,154 Not listening to you. Okay, so that's the plan. 120 00:06:03,154 --> 00:06:06,365 Great plan. 121 00:06:06,449 --> 00:06:08,951 Sorry if this clap sounds sarcastic. 122 00:06:09,035 --> 00:06:11,913 I sprained my hand playing table tennis. 123 00:06:11,913 --> 00:06:13,623 What the hell are you doing here, Bane? 124 00:06:13,623 --> 00:06:17,251 I am here for revenge! 125 00:06:17,335 --> 00:06:22,632 I gave Amy and Kite Man a very expensive pasta maker for their wedding, 126 00:06:22,632 --> 00:06:24,926 but they didn't get married! 127 00:06:24,926 --> 00:06:27,095 It's gauche to keep the gift. 128 00:06:27,095 --> 00:06:29,972 Yeah, and it's double gauche to ask for it back, you dickstick. 129 00:06:30,056 --> 00:06:33,142 And we don't even know where it is. 130 00:06:35,478 --> 00:06:42,151 I asked nicely, but next time I return, there will be no good manners. 131 00:06:44,654 --> 00:06:46,614 All right, boss, time to steal a mosquito. 132 00:06:46,614 --> 00:06:47,698 Okay, on three. 133 00:06:47,782 --> 00:06:50,076 One, two, three! 134 00:06:50,076 --> 00:06:54,122 Shit! Sorry I didn't tell you what to say on three. I just counted. 135 00:06:54,122 --> 00:06:56,082 Should we go again? No, let's just go. 136 00:07:04,465 --> 00:07:06,175 All clear. 137 00:07:06,259 --> 00:07:08,177 You know why I picked up this extra shift? 138 00:07:08,261 --> 00:07:09,595 Because I need a little extra money. 139 00:07:09,679 --> 00:07:11,597 I'm proposing to my high school sweetheart, 140 00:07:11,681 --> 00:07:14,517 and I don't know why this is so nerve-wracking. 141 00:07:14,517 --> 00:07:15,893 We're basically married. 142 00:07:15,977 --> 00:07:17,353 I quit smoking a long time ago. 143 00:07:17,353 --> 00:07:19,188 I just carry it around for the smell. 144 00:07:19,272 --> 00:07:21,524 What, King Shark and his gang? 145 00:07:23,276 --> 00:07:24,652 Ah, shit on a pony, there shouldn't be guards here-- 146 00:07:24,652 --> 00:07:25,444 Come on, let's go, let's go. 147 00:07:30,950 --> 00:07:33,369 Ive, what do we do? Run! 148 00:07:33,369 --> 00:07:35,371 Did she just ditch us? 149 00:07:35,371 --> 00:07:37,874 Okay. Ivy is not leading our next thing. 150 00:07:37,874 --> 00:07:40,459 Okay, look, I'm sure this is just part of the plan. 151 00:07:40,543 --> 00:07:42,461 She's got it under control. Okay? 152 00:07:42,545 --> 00:07:44,172 Was this in the binder? 153 00:07:48,426 --> 00:07:50,553 Oh, good! You got the magic bug. 154 00:07:50,553 --> 00:07:52,388 What now, Ive? Should we escape through the basement? 155 00:07:52,388 --> 00:07:53,764 Or bust open the front door? 156 00:07:53,848 --> 00:07:56,893 Ivy! Ivy! Ivy! Ivy! Ivy! Ivy! Ivy! 157 00:07:56,893 --> 00:07:58,227 Ah! 158 00:08:04,442 --> 00:08:08,446 How is an Ivy plan even more of a disaster than a Harley plan? 159 00:08:08,446 --> 00:08:09,947 It's a surprise to me too. 160 00:08:10,990 --> 00:08:13,868 Okay. Successful heist, right? 161 00:08:13,868 --> 00:08:15,578 All right. 162 00:08:15,578 --> 00:08:18,164 Yeah. It looks like it went great, boss. 163 00:08:18,164 --> 00:08:20,917 Look, there's dead plant matter under this piece of concrete, 164 00:08:20,917 --> 00:08:25,421 and when I apply the Eden Serum, it will reanimate the plant and enhance it. 165 00:08:25,421 --> 00:08:26,923 Watch and learn. 166 00:08:30,051 --> 00:08:31,928 Ah, yes! 167 00:08:31,928 --> 00:08:33,971 Oh-ho, success! 168 00:08:34,847 --> 00:08:36,474 Oh, my gosh, this is... 169 00:08:39,852 --> 00:08:41,854 Oh, no! 170 00:08:41,938 --> 00:08:43,272 Aah! 171 00:08:45,191 --> 00:08:46,108 Oh! 172 00:08:53,032 --> 00:08:54,867 Oh, that's terrifying! 173 00:08:56,410 --> 00:08:57,578 Oh, my God. 174 00:09:00,623 --> 00:09:03,292 Shit! Shit! Shit! 175 00:09:06,671 --> 00:09:12,051 I'm not going to repeat what that plant said, but he fucking hates you. 176 00:09:18,015 --> 00:09:21,018 Knock, knock. I'mma coming in, so I'm gonna... 177 00:09:24,480 --> 00:09:26,691 Hey, Ive, I can't find the opening to your flower. 178 00:09:26,691 --> 00:09:28,693 Which is a first. 179 00:09:30,361 --> 00:09:31,612 Hey! I screwed it up. 180 00:09:31,696 --> 00:09:33,823 I screwed up the Eden Serum formula. 181 00:09:33,823 --> 00:09:35,408 What makes you think that? 182 00:09:35,408 --> 00:09:37,326 There are too many cooks in the kitchen. 183 00:09:37,410 --> 00:09:40,746 It will be way better if I can just work on this plan alone. 184 00:09:40,830 --> 00:09:44,917 Yeah, no problem. I will tell King Shark and Clayface it is just gonna be us. 185 00:09:45,001 --> 00:09:46,210 I will let them down easy. 186 00:09:46,294 --> 00:09:49,380 I mean alone, Harley. Like, just me. 187 00:09:58,889 --> 00:09:59,974 Okay, what's the plan? 188 00:09:59,974 --> 00:10:01,225 Batgirl, take out the goons. 189 00:10:01,309 --> 00:10:02,727 Robin, get the sprinklers back online. 190 00:10:02,727 --> 00:10:03,769 Nightwing... 191 00:10:03,853 --> 00:10:05,146 Wait. Where's Nightwing? 192 00:10:06,814 --> 00:10:08,274 Evening, gentlemen. 193 00:10:08,274 --> 00:10:10,651 Didn't your mom ever tell you not to play with matches? 194 00:10:10,735 --> 00:10:12,695 Well, maybe he doesn't have a mom 195 00:10:12,695 --> 00:10:15,072 or wasn't raised in a traditional household. 196 00:10:15,156 --> 00:10:17,366 You're making a lot of assumptions here. 197 00:10:17,450 --> 00:10:19,535 It's the Bat Family. Get them. 198 00:10:19,535 --> 00:10:20,995 Change of plans, I guess. 199 00:10:28,169 --> 00:10:29,712 The plan was to be discreet. 200 00:10:29,712 --> 00:10:31,213 I don't do discreet. 201 00:10:32,673 --> 00:10:33,549 Hey! 202 00:10:42,183 --> 00:10:43,684 Firefly, twelve o'clock. 203 00:10:46,103 --> 00:10:47,146 I'm on it. 204 00:10:52,109 --> 00:10:53,277 Whoa... 205 00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:05,081 We need to do something about the team. 206 00:11:05,081 --> 00:11:07,500 Yeah, I have notes for everyone. 207 00:11:07,500 --> 00:11:10,336 We're still getting pizza after this, right? 208 00:11:10,336 --> 00:11:11,379 Give me that. 209 00:11:13,089 --> 00:11:14,507 Ugh, ugh! 210 00:11:14,507 --> 00:11:17,259 I cannot believe that she doesn't want me. 211 00:11:17,343 --> 00:11:18,594 I mean us, us! 212 00:11:18,594 --> 00:11:21,138 If I've learned anything from my one day 213 00:11:21,222 --> 00:11:23,557 on the set of the Thomas Wayne biopic, 214 00:11:23,641 --> 00:11:27,311 everyone can be a star in their own role. Give her time. 215 00:11:27,395 --> 00:11:30,439 I'm sure Ivy will inhabit the character of leader. 216 00:11:30,523 --> 00:11:32,608 Good luck with that. 217 00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:36,779 I've known Ivy for 20 years and she didn't even let me be a part of the plant plan, 218 00:11:36,779 --> 00:11:38,948 and I'm a goddamn plant. That's my thing. 219 00:11:38,948 --> 00:11:43,577 I wish there was some way to teach her how important teamwork is. 220 00:11:43,661 --> 00:11:46,330 Are you looking for a fun team-building activity? 221 00:11:46,414 --> 00:11:48,791 That's exactly what I need. 222 00:11:48,791 --> 00:11:50,793 Something to foster camaraderie. 223 00:11:50,793 --> 00:11:52,711 Perhaps you need to foster group camaraderie. 224 00:11:52,795 --> 00:11:55,297 It's at the top of my foster list above the kittens. 225 00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:01,762 I have an idea. 226 00:12:01,846 --> 00:12:03,931 Is it the commercial we all just heard? 227 00:12:03,931 --> 00:12:07,560 No, I am not a dumb sponge soaking up, spitting out whatever I hear on TV. Okay? 228 00:12:13,649 --> 00:12:17,236 Uh, usually when a bomb beeps, it's a bad thing. 229 00:12:18,404 --> 00:12:20,489 Because they're about to explo... 230 00:12:21,574 --> 00:12:22,825 Eh. 231 00:12:22,825 --> 00:12:24,118 Your card's been declined. 232 00:12:24,118 --> 00:12:26,328 Impossible. I use autopay. 233 00:12:26,412 --> 00:12:28,831 I also went paperless to save the trees. 234 00:12:28,831 --> 00:12:31,041 Declined. There's a hold for identity theft. 235 00:12:31,125 --> 00:12:32,168 You'll have to talk to your bank. 236 00:12:32,168 --> 00:12:33,711 This is outrageous! 237 00:12:33,711 --> 00:12:36,130 I need to blow up a mall tonight. 238 00:12:36,130 --> 00:12:37,673 Could you hold it for me? 239 00:12:37,673 --> 00:12:41,135 If I do that for you, I gotta do it for everybody. 240 00:12:41,135 --> 00:12:44,180 You're giving my explosives to freaking Calendar Man? 241 00:12:44,180 --> 00:12:47,224 What's he going to blow up? Valentine's Day? 242 00:12:47,308 --> 00:12:48,642 I hate this place. 243 00:12:48,726 --> 00:12:53,731 I will take the full fury of my business elsewhere. 244 00:12:53,731 --> 00:12:56,692 The ransom video said they're holding Harley in here. 245 00:12:56,692 --> 00:12:57,902 Well, are you sure? 246 00:12:57,902 --> 00:13:00,196 What the hell is this place? Huh? 247 00:13:00,196 --> 00:13:04,241 A great way to take your mind off things and let those creative juices flow. 248 00:13:04,325 --> 00:13:05,993 So, being kidnapped... 249 00:13:05,993 --> 00:13:08,537 Was, on second thought, an over-the-top lie to get you here, 250 00:13:08,621 --> 00:13:11,248 which, by the way, took a lot of work. And where is here? 251 00:13:11,332 --> 00:13:13,501 An escape room! Oh, no! 252 00:13:13,501 --> 00:13:17,254 Did we stumble upon the abandoned home of Professor Phineas T. Puzzler? 253 00:13:17,338 --> 00:13:20,341 Eccentric inventor and noted recluse. 254 00:13:20,341 --> 00:13:22,718 The only way out of this mysterious mansion 255 00:13:22,718 --> 00:13:25,930 is to solve a series of clues, each more fiendish than the next. 256 00:13:25,930 --> 00:13:28,265 You know, there's no way I'm going to do that. 257 00:13:28,349 --> 00:13:32,645 Oh, it's just one hour, and I already forged your signature on the release, so, ha. 258 00:13:38,192 --> 00:13:40,611 Oh, great. Noobs. 259 00:13:40,611 --> 00:13:43,280 It was half price if we didn't ask for a private group. 260 00:13:43,364 --> 00:13:46,492 I'm Nelvin Eckles, escape room extraordinaire. 261 00:13:46,492 --> 00:13:47,910 You don't follow me on social? 262 00:13:47,910 --> 00:13:49,119 Yeah, I'm done. 263 00:13:49,203 --> 00:13:50,371 I'm not spending an hour with this guy. 264 00:13:53,999 --> 00:13:55,125 Wait. Is this thing real? 265 00:13:55,209 --> 00:13:56,752 Ahoy. Riddler? 266 00:13:56,752 --> 00:13:58,921 It's me, Professor Puzzler, 267 00:13:58,921 --> 00:14:01,924 who's trapped in an escape room with minutes to spare. 268 00:14:01,924 --> 00:14:05,678 A wrong answer would lead you to your mortal despair. 269 00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:08,597 Fail to solve the puzzle, you'll be squashed like a bug. 270 00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:10,349 Win and you'll get a group photo 271 00:14:10,349 --> 00:14:14,103 and personalized mug, limited to 11 characters. 272 00:14:14,103 --> 00:14:17,398 Huh! The ad did not mention this. 273 00:14:20,109 --> 00:14:22,111 Guys, it's gonna be okay. We'll figure this out. 274 00:14:22,111 --> 00:14:24,738 Okay, we won't but Ivy will. Ah, shit maggots. 275 00:14:24,822 --> 00:14:27,533 I should be working on the Eden Serum right now. Ugh! 276 00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:31,495 And you're gonna totally figure that out, right after you help us out of this jam 277 00:14:31,579 --> 00:14:33,455 because there is no one-- 278 00:14:33,539 --> 00:14:36,250 Damn it, Harley! Please stop telling me how smart and what a great leader I am. 279 00:14:36,250 --> 00:14:38,961 I don't want the responsibility. I don't. Not a good leader! 280 00:14:38,961 --> 00:14:41,630 You've got to stop hitting things when you're mad. 281 00:14:41,714 --> 00:14:43,048 It's ironic, I know, but... 282 00:14:44,091 --> 00:14:46,302 Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit. 283 00:14:49,722 --> 00:14:52,141 Huh? 284 00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:56,645 Okay, ID? I'm Bane. 285 00:14:56,729 --> 00:15:00,774 You know... Bane! Bane. 286 00:15:00,858 --> 00:15:02,735 Okay, so we put a hold on your account 287 00:15:02,735 --> 00:15:05,195 due to suspicious activity, and we can go through the charges. 288 00:15:05,279 --> 00:15:08,157 So there's, like, $20 at Big Belly Burger at 8:00 a.m. 289 00:15:08,157 --> 00:15:11,160 Yeah, I like that breakfast sandwich as much as the next guy. 290 00:15:11,160 --> 00:15:14,330 Another $30 at Big Belly Burger at 9:00 a.m. 291 00:15:14,330 --> 00:15:16,457 Well, perhaps it's more than the next guy. 292 00:15:16,457 --> 00:15:17,708 Twenty-five cases of hard seltzer. 293 00:15:17,708 --> 00:15:20,169 One hundred cals and cheaper in bulk. 294 00:15:20,169 --> 00:15:22,880 There's nothing suspicious about these activities. 295 00:15:22,880 --> 00:15:24,923 The wedding dress worn by Sarah Jessica Parker 296 00:15:25,007 --> 00:15:27,551 in the Sex and the City movie, that was such a cash grab, 297 00:15:27,635 --> 00:15:30,888 and you paid $50,000 for it. I'm sorry, what? 298 00:15:30,888 --> 00:15:35,059 You can't put a price on a bespoke Vivienne Westwood. 299 00:15:35,059 --> 00:15:36,769 It's a work of art! 300 00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:38,937 I know I'm just, like, a simple bank teller or whatever, 301 00:15:39,021 --> 00:15:42,983 but looking at your purchase history, I'm just like, are you depressed? 302 00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:45,194 No... 303 00:15:46,445 --> 00:15:47,905 I couldn't help but wonder. 304 00:15:47,905 --> 00:15:50,282 Was the teller telling the truth? 305 00:15:50,366 --> 00:15:51,700 Was I depressed? 306 00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:55,037 Perhaps my identity had been stolen, 307 00:15:55,037 --> 00:15:56,789 by myself. 308 00:15:58,207 --> 00:16:01,543 Mmm. 309 00:16:01,627 --> 00:16:04,129 So we're gonna die, aren't we? Oh, yeah. 310 00:16:04,213 --> 00:16:06,924 And it might be incredibly painful. 311 00:16:06,924 --> 00:16:09,176 If you'd like, I can just eat you right now. 312 00:16:09,176 --> 00:16:10,386 Just save you the trouble. 313 00:16:11,387 --> 00:16:12,888 Piss cakes of a dick... 314 00:16:12,888 --> 00:16:16,141 Let the game begin, my sad little pawns. 315 00:16:16,225 --> 00:16:19,269 Your opponent awaits, a chess master of brawls. 316 00:16:19,353 --> 00:16:22,398 Time's wasted in danger, will never abate. 317 00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:27,152 So make haste and escape, with a nimble checkmate. 318 00:16:27,236 --> 00:16:28,904 Gonna need you to step aside, ma'am. 319 00:16:28,904 --> 00:16:31,657 Card-carrying Mensa member. JK, Mensa doesn't gift cards. 320 00:16:31,657 --> 00:16:33,242 My incredible brain is my card. 321 00:16:36,995 --> 00:16:39,832 I know this is terrifying, but I am so impressed 322 00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:42,292 with the production value. Right? 323 00:16:42,376 --> 00:16:44,420 So what are you doing here? 324 00:16:44,420 --> 00:16:46,088 What are you doing here? 325 00:16:46,088 --> 00:16:48,006 I heard the commercial and thought, "That's what we need..." 326 00:16:48,090 --> 00:16:49,800 Group camaraderie! Yes! 327 00:16:49,800 --> 00:16:51,468 Yes, that's why I brought us here. 328 00:16:51,552 --> 00:16:53,095 We are so fricking smart. 329 00:16:53,095 --> 00:16:55,264 I can't believe we got tricked into coming here by Riddler. 330 00:16:55,264 --> 00:16:56,640 It was a catchy commercial. 331 00:16:56,724 --> 00:16:58,350 It was so catchy. 332 00:17:00,394 --> 00:17:02,396 Ha! Checkmate, bitches. 333 00:17:02,396 --> 00:17:03,814 Whoo! 334 00:17:03,814 --> 00:17:05,858 You're welcome. 335 00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:08,986 Hey, Searching for Bobby Fuckstick, you just killed us. 336 00:17:11,029 --> 00:17:11,947 You're right. 337 00:17:11,947 --> 00:17:13,824 I'm so stupid. 338 00:17:13,824 --> 00:17:15,868 Stupid, stupid, stupid! 339 00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:19,371 And on IMDB, I'm actually listed as Clayface, Roman numeral four. 340 00:17:19,455 --> 00:17:22,791 But I hope I'll reclaim numeral one when they update my credits 341 00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:26,128 to include my role in the new Thomas Wayne movie. 342 00:17:26,128 --> 00:17:27,963 What Thomas Wayne movie? 343 00:17:28,047 --> 00:17:31,091 Great, great, great, great! I'm going to die with the eighth Robin. 344 00:17:31,175 --> 00:17:33,177 I'm the first! 345 00:17:33,177 --> 00:17:37,306 I thought I could cape crusade on my own, but I let Tarantula kill Blockbuster. 346 00:17:37,306 --> 00:17:39,808 It was big news in Bludhaven. 347 00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:41,268 If the Bat Family knew about it, 348 00:17:41,268 --> 00:17:43,312 they'd know what a failure I was. 349 00:17:43,312 --> 00:17:45,272 If it was big news, don't you think they'd already know about it? 350 00:17:46,398 --> 00:17:48,442 I'm going to kill myself. 351 00:17:48,442 --> 00:17:51,153 You do not have to do that. We're going to die in, like, three and a half minutes. 352 00:17:51,153 --> 00:17:52,696 Not fast enough! 353 00:17:52,780 --> 00:17:54,656 Hey, I want to get out of here, and I'm trying to form 354 00:17:54,740 --> 00:17:57,117 a complete fucking thought before acting on it. Unlike you... 355 00:17:57,201 --> 00:18:00,329 Yeah, well, the spikes ain't gonna wait for you to come up with something perfect. 356 00:18:00,329 --> 00:18:02,456 You might as well come up here with me. 357 00:18:02,456 --> 00:18:04,792 I should have never left Gotham in the first place. 358 00:18:04,792 --> 00:18:06,543 I got restless and Batman pushed me. 359 00:18:06,627 --> 00:18:09,004 Oh, my God, shut up! 360 00:18:09,004 --> 00:18:12,966 He said, "Failure isn't fatal, but failure to change might be." 361 00:18:13,050 --> 00:18:15,344 Later, I found out he was just quoting John Wooden, 362 00:18:15,344 --> 00:18:17,012 which is so basic! 363 00:18:17,096 --> 00:18:19,973 Oh, maybe that's it. Maybe we have to fail to succeed. 364 00:18:20,057 --> 00:18:21,475 Riddler's shit about checkmate. 365 00:18:21,475 --> 00:18:24,978 He didn't say it was us doing the checking, mate. 366 00:18:25,062 --> 00:18:26,939 Ugh, yeah, I'm going to kill myself too. 367 00:18:30,609 --> 00:18:33,529 Try jamming the gears. Stall. 368 00:18:33,529 --> 00:18:36,532 Okay, Mensa boy, what's the quickest way to lose a chess match? 369 00:18:36,532 --> 00:18:38,325 That's easy. It's called a fool's mate. 370 00:18:38,325 --> 00:18:40,369 It dates back to... Ugh, just tell me what to move! 371 00:18:40,369 --> 00:18:42,704 Okay, okay. Move your F pawn up one. 372 00:18:46,542 --> 00:18:48,502 Okay, now move your G pawn up two. 373 00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:57,010 I did it. Oh, my God! 374 00:18:57,094 --> 00:19:01,014 We are not going to die. Haven't they exploited that poor, rich Wayne family enough? 375 00:19:01,098 --> 00:19:04,268 Every few years, there's another film depicting the Waynes' murder. 376 00:19:04,268 --> 00:19:06,061 We get it. Crime alley. 377 00:19:06,061 --> 00:19:09,231 The pearls, those pearls, their beautiful child 378 00:19:09,231 --> 00:19:12,442 watches them fall, as life is extinguished 379 00:19:12,526 --> 00:19:15,153 from his mother's eyes, so too is his innocence. 380 00:19:15,237 --> 00:19:18,073 It's one thing for Bruce Wayne to talk about his trauma, 381 00:19:18,073 --> 00:19:20,534 but for others to do it over and over again... 382 00:19:20,534 --> 00:19:23,412 Yes, yes, go on. I can use all of this. 383 00:19:30,168 --> 00:19:32,880 Oh, look, we did it. Teamwork! 384 00:19:32,880 --> 00:19:34,756 Ive! Harles. 385 00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:36,925 Did my stupid, smart escape room idea work? 386 00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:41,597 I mean, we still might die, but sure. I don't know how you did it, 387 00:19:41,597 --> 00:19:44,308 setting me up to tackle my exact issue back there. 388 00:19:44,308 --> 00:19:46,226 I mean, embracing failure to win. 389 00:19:46,310 --> 00:19:47,603 How did you find this place? 390 00:19:47,603 --> 00:19:49,187 I have no idea what you're talking about, 391 00:19:49,271 --> 00:19:51,189 but no one expects you to be perfect. 392 00:19:51,273 --> 00:19:52,691 We will always have your back, 393 00:19:52,691 --> 00:19:55,444 even if you screw up. This is very touching, 394 00:19:55,444 --> 00:19:57,905 and it will make an excellent Hallmark movie... 395 00:19:57,905 --> 00:20:00,198 But we're going to die in three minutes! 396 00:20:00,282 --> 00:20:04,912 No, we're not because I'm going to do everything I can to save us. 397 00:20:04,912 --> 00:20:06,997 And who cares if it's not perfect? 398 00:20:06,997 --> 00:20:08,540 I am... I just finished it. 399 00:20:08,624 --> 00:20:09,958 Thank God. Oh, great. 400 00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:11,877 Yeah, congrats. You got it. Fuck you! 401 00:20:11,877 --> 00:20:13,712 Please exit to the right and leave the upper view 402 00:20:13,712 --> 00:20:16,506 to collect your photo and mug. Eleven characters! 403 00:20:19,885 --> 00:20:23,430 You've got this, Ive. We are all here for you. 404 00:20:23,430 --> 00:20:25,933 You gave this to that knobby-kneed dandelion. 405 00:20:25,933 --> 00:20:28,393 This is too strong. Okay, just hand me that. 406 00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:33,899 If I fail, I fail. 407 00:20:33,899 --> 00:20:36,234 And we'll try again tomorrow, right? 408 00:20:48,163 --> 00:20:49,831 Yes! 409 00:20:49,915 --> 00:20:52,668 You did it! Oh, you're such a smokeshow when you're planning. 410 00:20:52,668 --> 00:20:55,545 Oh, something's wrong. Something's very wrong. 411 00:20:55,629 --> 00:20:57,172 Whoa! 412 00:20:57,172 --> 00:20:58,632 Not in a hot and sexy way. 413 00:20:58,632 --> 00:21:00,342 Run, run! 414 00:21:00,342 --> 00:21:02,844 Shit... It went down my throat! 415 00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:10,978 At last! I shall have my revenge for the pasta maker. 416 00:21:11,645 --> 00:21:13,897 Oh, oh, wow. 417 00:21:14,815 --> 00:21:18,193 I... I feel nothing. 418 00:21:18,193 --> 00:21:20,362 I couldn't help but wonder. 419 00:21:20,362 --> 00:21:22,990 Did I need a therapist after all? 420 00:21:26,368 --> 00:21:30,622 Is anyone hurt? Suffering from current traumatic stress disorder? 421 00:21:30,706 --> 00:21:32,207 Oh, no. Frank didn't make it out. 422 00:21:33,417 --> 00:21:35,585 Frank, are you... 423 00:21:35,669 --> 00:21:37,087 Are you okay? 424 00:21:38,922 --> 00:21:39,840 I am... 425 00:21:41,258 --> 00:21:43,343 a God! 426 00:21:46,263 --> 00:21:47,472 Do you have any fours? 427 00:21:47,556 --> 00:21:49,057 Okay, let's try again. 428 00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:51,101 Hi, I'm Nightwing. 429 00:21:51,101 --> 00:21:54,021 I know. Last of the Flying Graysons, ward of Bruce Wayne, the original Robin. 430 00:21:54,021 --> 00:21:55,272 No, no. 431 00:21:55,272 --> 00:21:58,650 Nightwing, member of the Bat Family. 432 00:21:58,734 --> 00:22:01,069 You forgot "giant dickhead, "dickhead! 433 00:22:01,153 --> 00:22:02,904 It's Firefly. 434 00:22:02,988 --> 00:22:04,448 He's attacking an orphanage. 435 00:22:04,448 --> 00:22:06,033 Quick, Bat Family, to the Batmobile! 436 00:22:06,033 --> 00:22:07,743 Shotgun. You can ride with me. 437 00:22:07,743 --> 00:22:08,744 Thanks. 438 00:22:08,744 --> 00:22:09,911 Maybe next time...