1 00:00:03,304 --> 00:00:06,453 Into the scandalous lives of manhattan's elite. I really think we should cool things off for a while, 2 00:00:06,477 --> 00:00:09,116 you know, take a... Take a little break? 3 00:00:09,140 --> 00:00:11,358 We did say no strings. Right. No strings. 4 00:00:11,382 --> 00:00:15,262 You either tell me the truth, or we're over. I'm Rufus and lily's son. 5 00:00:15,286 --> 00:00:17,264 Georgina, hey. I'll be there in a second. 6 00:00:17,288 --> 00:00:19,266 Things were so much easier when we were younger. 7 00:00:19,290 --> 00:00:22,499 We just jumped into things. Why can't we just be more like that? 8 00:00:22,523 --> 00:00:24,331 Marry me, Lily. 9 00:00:24,355 --> 00:00:26,173 The next time you forget you're Blair Waldorf, 10 00:00:26,197 --> 00:00:29,276 remember I'm Chuck bass, and I love you. 11 00:00:29,300 --> 00:00:32,679 Scott, what's going on? I haven't told you the truth. I'm your son's brother. 12 00:00:32,703 --> 00:00:35,011 If you're looking for the first excuse to bolt, trust me, 13 00:00:35,035 --> 00:00:37,614 - you're gonna find one. - I'm not looking for an excuse anymore. 14 00:00:37,638 --> 00:00:40,117 I didn't really give you a chance to know 15 00:00:40,141 --> 00:00:43,150 both sides of me, and I'm wondering if you still want to. I don't even know 16 00:00:43,174 --> 00:00:46,423 why I'm pretending to think about it. Yes. Yes, of course. This is your fault. 17 00:00:46,447 --> 00:00:49,556 That's not fair. Not fair? I go away to take care of my mother, 18 00:00:49,580 --> 00:00:53,500 and I come back and my daughter is not going to college. I'm headed home to face the family firing squad. 19 00:00:53,524 --> 00:00:55,762 Considering what you did to us, being able to find you is 20 00:00:55,786 --> 00:00:58,535 gonna go a long way. Go ahead and run if you want. 21 00:00:58,559 --> 00:01:01,808 You know how much daddy loves to hunt. 22 00:01:01,832 --> 00:01:04,471 And who am I? 23 00:01:04,495 --> 00:01:08,044 That's a secret I'll never tell. 24 00:01:08,068 --> 00:01:10,046 You know you love me. 25 00:01:10,070 --> 00:01:13,274 X.o.x.o., gossip girl. 26 00:01:20,851 --> 00:01:23,290 Some say love is a river... 27 00:01:23,314 --> 00:01:27,794 Some say love's a silly song... 28 00:01:27,818 --> 00:01:30,761 Some say love is all around us... 29 00:01:33,464 --> 00:01:36,867 It lifts us up where we belong... 30 00:01:39,700 --> 00:01:43,504 Some say love is hearing laughter in the rain... 31 00:01:48,309 --> 00:01:50,287 But on the Upper East Side, 32 00:01:50,311 --> 00:01:53,113 we all know love is pain. 33 00:02:05,456 --> 00:02:08,835 Toasted blueberry? You spoil me. 34 00:02:08,859 --> 00:02:10,677 Dorota offered to make eggs, 35 00:02:10,701 --> 00:02:14,181 but I thought it was the duty of the devoted lover to provide. 36 00:02:14,205 --> 00:02:16,243 I missed you. 37 00:02:16,267 --> 00:02:19,640 Yeah, you showed me just how much when I got in last night. 38 00:02:20,471 --> 00:02:22,719 So how was your trip? 39 00:02:22,743 --> 00:02:26,253 Did you get your money back from your poker buddy? No. And I would have let it slide, 40 00:02:26,277 --> 00:02:29,426 but with my parents cutting me off... Trust me. I get it. 41 00:02:29,450 --> 00:02:31,428 Working for k.C. Is nowhere near as lucrative 42 00:02:31,452 --> 00:02:33,860 as being Lily bass' daughter. 43 00:02:33,884 --> 00:02:36,603 For now, toaster pastries are all I can afford. 44 00:02:36,627 --> 00:02:39,166 So go. Talk to her... For me. 45 00:02:39,190 --> 00:02:40,537 Fine. 46 00:02:40,561 --> 00:02:42,609 But then you have to do something for me. 47 00:02:42,633 --> 00:02:45,642 Take my place at dim sum with my friends. Dumplings with Blair and Chuck? 48 00:02:45,666 --> 00:02:48,575 And Nate. You can do some recon. 49 00:02:48,599 --> 00:02:51,318 Blair hates nate's new girlfriend. 50 00:02:51,342 --> 00:02:53,550 You can find out if she's really that bad. 51 00:02:53,574 --> 00:02:57,408 I bet Bree is perfectly nice, even though she is a Buckley. 52 00:02:59,380 --> 00:03:04,160 Um, unfortunately, 53 00:03:04,184 --> 00:03:06,333 fine. 54 00:03:06,357 --> 00:03:08,419 Eat up. 55 00:03:13,324 --> 00:03:17,374 One second. I'm telling Olivia to say hi to Godzilla from me. 56 00:03:17,398 --> 00:03:18,745 It's funny, right? 57 00:03:18,769 --> 00:03:21,177 More so than your awful Sushi puns. 58 00:03:21,201 --> 00:03:22,849 Well, I'm a terrible I.M. Flirter, 59 00:03:22,873 --> 00:03:25,782 but as long as olivia's on this Asian press tour, 60 00:03:25,806 --> 00:03:27,784 I have... I have no choice. And anyway, you know, 61 00:03:27,808 --> 00:03:30,717 "sashimi later" is charming. Why are you using my screen name again? 62 00:03:30,741 --> 00:03:33,220 Because every time I log on, Georgina pounces on my I.M. 63 00:03:33,244 --> 00:03:35,562 I broke up with her. I don't know how much more clear 64 00:03:35,586 --> 00:03:38,695 about my feelings I can be. You could tell her you're dating someone else. 65 00:03:38,719 --> 00:03:41,368 We all live on the same floor, Dan. 66 00:03:41,392 --> 00:03:44,531 When she gets back, she's gonna figure it out. Point taken. I'll e-mail her later. 67 00:03:44,555 --> 00:03:47,834 You talked to Scott at all? I called him last week, but he hasn't called me back. 68 00:03:47,858 --> 00:03:50,507 I guess he didn't like me that much. 69 00:03:50,531 --> 00:03:52,439 Really? It didn't seem like that. 70 00:03:52,463 --> 00:03:54,381 I'm sorry. I mean, I know you really liked him. 71 00:03:54,405 --> 00:03:56,283 I did, too, actually, I guess, 72 00:03:56,307 --> 00:03:59,586 'cause in a weird way, we were kind of related. 73 00:03:59,610 --> 00:04:01,948 You know, I'm gonna hit the bleecker. 74 00:04:01,972 --> 00:04:04,345 Do... do you want a coffee? No, no, no. You go. 75 00:04:05,846 --> 00:04:09,550 Oh. The... the toilets in Tokyo talk. 76 00:04:12,783 --> 00:04:15,832 Hi. Um, I'll have a nonfat latte. Sure. 77 00:04:15,856 --> 00:04:17,888 Hi. Did you miss me? 78 00:04:19,830 --> 00:04:21,638 Georgina. 79 00:04:21,662 --> 00:04:23,710 The bloodsucker is back. 80 00:04:23,734 --> 00:04:25,011 I saw her coffin 81 00:04:25,035 --> 00:04:27,674 and telltale Louis Vuitton broom on the floor. 82 00:04:27,698 --> 00:04:31,017 Vampires don't ride brooms, Blair. Leave it to Georgina to start a mutant strain. 83 00:04:31,041 --> 00:04:33,950 You know, my roommate and I didn't see eye to eye at first, 84 00:04:33,974 --> 00:04:35,952 so one night I bought ice cream cone cupcakes 85 00:04:35,976 --> 00:04:38,685 from the treats truck, and we bonded. 86 00:04:38,709 --> 00:04:41,428 She taught me how to say "hello" in Swahili. Jambo. 87 00:04:41,452 --> 00:04:42,889 Aw. Do you happen to know what the Swahili is 88 00:04:42,913 --> 00:04:44,831 for "mind your own beeswax"? No reason, of course. 89 00:04:44,855 --> 00:04:47,734 It just might be useful someday on safari. Blair, come on. 90 00:04:47,758 --> 00:04:51,538 So, Bree, you went home last week? Yeah. Tried to mend the I'm-dating-a-Van Der bilt fence. 91 00:04:51,562 --> 00:04:53,540 It didn't work. 92 00:04:53,564 --> 00:04:57,844 We're southern, so family loyalty's really big down there. Like slavery. 93 00:04:57,868 --> 00:05:00,777 What? I'm joking. 94 00:05:00,801 --> 00:05:03,480 You know I'm joking, right, Bree? 95 00:05:03,504 --> 00:05:05,452 So what's Serena doing? She still dating Baizen 96 00:05:05,476 --> 00:05:08,054 or she come to her senses yet? Carter Baizen? Is he in town? 97 00:05:08,078 --> 00:05:12,719 I-I-I heard he was away on business. He is. Traveling is so important. 98 00:05:12,743 --> 00:05:14,761 Bree, have you ever thought about traveling... 99 00:05:14,785 --> 00:05:17,864 Somewhere very far away? I wasn't aware you knew Carter. 100 00:05:17,888 --> 00:05:21,328 Yeah. Our families used to vacation together on sea island. 101 00:05:21,352 --> 00:05:23,900 I've been trying to track him down. 102 00:05:23,924 --> 00:05:26,603 You guys mind if I order for the table? 103 00:05:26,627 --> 00:05:29,099 She was in Shanghai last year. 104 00:05:30,761 --> 00:05:33,740 Nate doesn't like tofu when it's called bean curd, 105 00:05:33,764 --> 00:05:37,644 and he hasn't eaten pork since he saw "babe," with me. 106 00:05:37,668 --> 00:05:41,017 Well, okay, um, I'll let you guys fend for yourself. 107 00:05:41,041 --> 00:05:42,813 If you'll excuse me. 108 00:05:46,847 --> 00:05:48,695 Blair. What? 109 00:05:48,719 --> 00:05:52,699 I'll go apologize for my girlfriend. 110 00:05:52,723 --> 00:05:55,001 So you're happy with Chuck. 111 00:05:55,025 --> 00:05:57,333 Don't I deserve to be happy as well? 112 00:05:57,357 --> 00:05:58,735 Trust me, Nate. 113 00:05:58,759 --> 00:06:01,762 I know women, and none of us are that nice. 114 00:06:04,364 --> 00:06:05,742 He'll be back soon. 115 00:06:05,766 --> 00:06:07,668 He's in love. 116 00:06:09,069 --> 00:06:11,648 You're looking for Carter? 117 00:06:11,672 --> 00:06:13,349 The worm is dating my stepsister. 118 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:15,982 Look, if he's done something to you, I need to know. 119 00:06:16,006 --> 00:06:18,985 Any enemy of carter's is a friend of mine. 120 00:06:19,009 --> 00:06:20,987 I can't really talk about it, 121 00:06:21,011 --> 00:06:24,384 but, uh, you should tell your stepsister to be careful. 122 00:06:26,056 --> 00:06:28,535 Oh, and, uh, 123 00:06:28,559 --> 00:06:31,097 if the worm pops out of the ground, 124 00:06:31,121 --> 00:06:32,663 let me know, okay? 125 00:06:51,812 --> 00:06:53,890 That was, by far, your best wedding... 126 00:06:53,914 --> 00:06:55,792 The flowers, the Foie gras. 127 00:06:55,816 --> 00:06:57,794 Who would have guessed nine months later, 128 00:06:57,818 --> 00:06:59,926 Klaus would have auf'd? 129 00:06:59,950 --> 00:07:03,169 Well, the worst thing is I thought he would make me happy. 130 00:07:03,193 --> 00:07:06,402 I thought all of them would. 131 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:08,104 What are you doing here? 132 00:07:08,128 --> 00:07:11,538 I wanted to clear the air. I'm sorry. 133 00:07:11,562 --> 00:07:14,040 I know that you're disappointed that I'm not going to brown, 134 00:07:14,064 --> 00:07:17,614 and I know that you're angry that I left. 135 00:07:17,638 --> 00:07:19,616 I'm not angry at you, Serena. 136 00:07:19,640 --> 00:07:21,448 I should have been here this summer 137 00:07:21,472 --> 00:07:24,791 to help you with the decision instead of leaving you here 138 00:07:24,815 --> 00:07:28,695 with yet another man who doesn't get it. Mom, what are you talking about? 139 00:07:28,719 --> 00:07:30,697 You and Rufus are the perfect couple. 140 00:07:30,721 --> 00:07:34,184 Thank you for stopping by. 141 00:07:40,531 --> 00:07:43,610 Hey. Hey, what's going on with mom and Rufus? Oh, you didn't know? 142 00:07:43,634 --> 00:07:46,442 They've been in a cold war since the day you left. Over brown? 143 00:07:46,466 --> 00:07:48,845 Oh, on the surface, yeah, but I have a feeling 144 00:07:48,869 --> 00:07:52,873 mom's flipping out about other things, too. Yeah, I think they could be in real trouble. 145 00:07:55,075 --> 00:07:57,908 Dad, hey. What are you doing here? 146 00:08:02,513 --> 00:08:03,830 I've been running. 147 00:08:03,854 --> 00:08:05,992 You've been running with jeans on? 148 00:08:06,016 --> 00:08:08,034 They didn't chafe? 149 00:08:08,058 --> 00:08:09,666 If you don't mind, 150 00:08:09,690 --> 00:08:12,539 I-I need to sleep in my own bed tonight... 151 00:08:12,563 --> 00:08:14,024 Maybe longer. 152 00:08:22,903 --> 00:08:25,051 Dan, hey. 153 00:08:25,075 --> 00:08:28,054 Yeah, hey, listen. Um, I know that my dad and Lily 154 00:08:28,078 --> 00:08:30,056 have been having a rough go of it lately, 155 00:08:30,080 --> 00:08:32,619 but, uh, things may have taken a turn. 156 00:08:32,643 --> 00:08:34,160 He's spending the night here. 157 00:08:34,184 --> 00:08:35,822 Oh, no. 158 00:08:35,846 --> 00:08:37,894 They... they just need to sit down and talk, 159 00:08:37,918 --> 00:08:40,667 remind themselves of how much they love each other, 160 00:08:40,691 --> 00:08:42,899 before this gets any more out of hand. 161 00:08:42,923 --> 00:08:46,172 I-I'm gonna figure out a way. 162 00:08:46,196 --> 00:08:48,629 Okay? I-I promise. 163 00:08:50,931 --> 00:08:54,180 Why won't he respond to any of my calls or... or texts 164 00:08:54,204 --> 00:08:56,182 or my animated e-cards? 165 00:08:56,206 --> 00:08:58,044 Are you serious? 166 00:08:58,068 --> 00:09:00,917 The last one I sent him was this adorable singing dog. 167 00:09:00,941 --> 00:09:03,720 Okay, Dan didn't write you back, 168 00:09:03,744 --> 00:09:05,952 because "a," he broke up with you, 169 00:09:05,976 --> 00:09:07,954 "b," he's seeing someone else, 170 00:09:07,978 --> 00:09:10,727 and "c," even though I tried to defend you, 171 00:09:10,751 --> 00:09:14,861 you're a full-on crazy person. Wait. Can we go back to "b" for a second? 172 00:09:14,885 --> 00:09:16,863 He can't be seeing someone else, 173 00:09:16,887 --> 00:09:21,037 because we just broke up and... 174 00:09:21,061 --> 00:09:23,740 Okay. 175 00:09:23,764 --> 00:09:25,942 Then you're gonna get Dan to dump her. 176 00:09:25,966 --> 00:09:28,244 And why in the world would I do that? 177 00:09:28,268 --> 00:09:31,117 I didn't visit my family last week. I was in Boston. 178 00:09:31,141 --> 00:09:34,751 You know, I met the sweetest guy. I think you know him. 179 00:09:34,775 --> 00:09:36,953 Scott rosson? Oh, my god. 180 00:09:36,977 --> 00:09:38,955 He just had so much on his mind, 181 00:09:38,979 --> 00:09:42,088 and after several glasses of wine, slightly enhanced, 182 00:09:42,112 --> 00:09:45,291 you wouldn't believe what he told me. What are you saying, Georgina? 183 00:09:45,315 --> 00:09:47,133 Get Dan to dump the whore, 184 00:09:47,157 --> 00:09:49,235 or I'm gonna tell the whole world scott's secret. 185 00:09:49,259 --> 00:09:51,698 And that would be too bad, because "a," 186 00:09:51,722 --> 00:09:53,970 that's the last thing he wants, 187 00:09:53,994 --> 00:09:57,243 "b," how do you think dan's gonna feel 188 00:09:57,267 --> 00:09:59,846 when he finds out you've known his brother's been alive 189 00:09:59,870 --> 00:10:01,347 the whole time? 190 00:10:01,371 --> 00:10:03,950 And "c," who are you gonna hang out with 191 00:10:03,974 --> 00:10:06,136 when all the Humphreys hate you? 192 00:10:07,678 --> 00:10:09,115 Should we review "b" again? 193 00:10:09,139 --> 00:10:12,859 Some say love's a secret you keep sealed. 194 00:10:12,883 --> 00:10:14,160 But to Georgina sparks, 195 00:10:14,184 --> 00:10:18,018 love's always a battlefield. 196 00:10:22,052 --> 00:10:24,000 All right, so what's the emergency? 197 00:10:24,024 --> 00:10:25,872 Dan, I hate to be the one to tell you this, 198 00:10:25,896 --> 00:10:28,334 but according to the, uh, "star," olivia's been spotted 199 00:10:28,358 --> 00:10:31,377 all over Japan canoodling with... Orlando bloom. You know, I'm not... I'm not worried. 200 00:10:31,401 --> 00:10:33,309 They're apparently very good friends. 201 00:10:33,333 --> 00:10:35,281 So, uh, am I on speaker? 202 00:10:35,305 --> 00:10:37,684 Also, uh, "us weekly" has her on baby bump watch. 203 00:10:37,708 --> 00:10:41,117 Probably just bloat, but I thought you'd want to know, 204 00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:44,821 especially with the Orlando bloom connection. Right. Since when do you read gossip magazines? 205 00:10:44,845 --> 00:10:47,023 They're olivia's. She subscribes to both, 206 00:10:47,047 --> 00:10:49,355 which also speaks a lot to her character, don't you think? 207 00:10:49,379 --> 00:10:51,758 Look, Vanessa, I don't believe that, obviously, 208 00:10:51,782 --> 00:10:53,199 and... and neither do you, 209 00:10:53,223 --> 00:10:55,662 so what are... what are you trying to tell me here? 210 00:10:55,686 --> 00:10:58,164 I was thinking, don't you think that dating a movie star 211 00:10:58,188 --> 00:11:00,406 is gonna be kind of hard? 212 00:11:00,430 --> 00:11:04,971 I mean, wouldn't you rather be with someone... from New York? 213 00:11:04,995 --> 00:11:08,214 - Who you have history with? - Look, I don't know if you're joking 214 00:11:08,238 --> 00:11:11,147 or if Lenny made brownies for your floor again, 215 00:11:11,171 --> 00:11:14,250 but, uh, I'm... i'm kind of in the middle of something here, 216 00:11:14,274 --> 00:11:16,252 so, uh, we'll talk later. All right? 217 00:11:16,276 --> 00:11:19,055 Well, that was just pathetic. Haven't you ever tried 218 00:11:19,079 --> 00:11:22,328 to get somebody to dump a celebrity before? No. 219 00:11:22,352 --> 00:11:24,330 That's okay. 220 00:11:24,354 --> 00:11:25,932 Plan "b." 221 00:11:25,956 --> 00:11:28,058 You're familiar with Photoshop, I presume. 222 00:11:29,459 --> 00:11:32,939 This is a great idea, guys. I needed some family time. 223 00:11:32,963 --> 00:11:35,371 Let's order. Uh, no, no. I'm still deciding. 224 00:11:35,395 --> 00:11:38,004 Jenny, you've eaten the same thing here 225 00:11:38,028 --> 00:11:40,977 every time since you were 11. What's going on? Well, if k.C. Is texting you, you should go. 226 00:11:41,001 --> 00:11:44,981 I will in a minute. Well, the three of us can do family lunch anytime. 227 00:11:45,005 --> 00:11:47,013 Some other... 228 00:11:47,037 --> 00:11:49,315 You're kidding. I knew I let you kids watch "the parent trap" 229 00:11:49,339 --> 00:11:53,089 too many times. Y... it's time for you two to talk. 230 00:11:53,113 --> 00:11:55,922 You love each other. And it's not rufus' fault 231 00:11:55,946 --> 00:12:00,426 that I made the decision not to to brown 232 00:12:00,450 --> 00:12:04,324 well, I do love the bolognese here. 233 00:12:13,964 --> 00:12:17,984 I can't believe that actually worked. I know. I'm a genius, which doesn't quite explain 234 00:12:18,008 --> 00:12:21,147 why I'll be spending the day reorganizing k.C.'S shoe closet. 235 00:12:21,171 --> 00:12:23,413 Gotta go. 236 00:12:25,445 --> 00:12:28,394 Carter is not who you think he is. 237 00:12:28,418 --> 00:12:30,726 And I know you don't like to discuss this, 238 00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:33,900 but he wasn't the cause of my spiral, just a symptom. 239 00:12:33,924 --> 00:12:36,462 And he makes Serena truly happy. 240 00:12:36,486 --> 00:12:38,464 What is this? It's incredible. 241 00:12:38,488 --> 00:12:41,507 Buntautuk. I learned it from a master in Chiang mai. 242 00:12:41,531 --> 00:12:43,069 Serena's deluded. 243 00:12:43,093 --> 00:12:46,412 The guy's not capable of genuine feelings. 244 00:12:46,436 --> 00:12:48,444 He's brought out a different side of her. 245 00:12:48,468 --> 00:12:50,777 They're all happy and domestic, 246 00:12:50,801 --> 00:12:53,079 nested up at my mother's. 247 00:12:53,103 --> 00:12:54,921 Carter's at your penthouse? 248 00:12:54,945 --> 00:12:57,383 Why wouldn't you tell Bree that when she asked? 249 00:12:57,407 --> 00:12:59,826 He got in last night. 250 00:12:59,850 --> 00:13:01,828 She just called me a couple hours ago. 251 00:13:01,852 --> 00:13:04,831 Anyway, why would I tell that future Nascar mom anything? 252 00:13:04,855 --> 00:13:07,117 I hate her and the tractor she rode in on. 253 00:13:08,388 --> 00:13:11,137 What you hate is Nate moving on. 254 00:13:11,161 --> 00:13:12,799 Look, I love you, 255 00:13:12,823 --> 00:13:15,001 but Nate liking Bree doesn't make her a piranha, 256 00:13:15,025 --> 00:13:18,298 and Serena liking Carter doesn't make him a prince. 257 00:13:22,432 --> 00:13:24,881 Hey. Where you going? 258 00:13:24,905 --> 00:13:26,436 I have tension. 259 00:13:27,878 --> 00:13:30,817 So maybe I'm crazy, but I think Vanessa is 260 00:13:30,841 --> 00:13:33,820 trying to get me to break up with Olivia. Ooh. Evidence? 261 00:13:33,844 --> 00:13:36,863 No, it... it was this tabloid magazine thing. 262 00:13:36,887 --> 00:13:39,525 And then she gave me this whole speech about how she thought 263 00:13:39,549 --> 00:13:42,829 I should be with somebody I share history with, you know? Oh, mystery solved. 264 00:13:42,853 --> 00:13:45,171 Uh, yeah. Duh. I mean, everyone in the state 265 00:13:45,195 --> 00:13:48,534 knows how she feels about you. That's... no, come on. No, that was... that was years ago. 266 00:13:48,558 --> 00:13:51,007 That can't be... come on, Dan. Have you ever seen a romantic comedy? 267 00:13:51,031 --> 00:13:53,279 This is the scene right before you chase after her 268 00:13:53,303 --> 00:13:56,342 and tell her that you can't believe how blind you were 269 00:13:56,366 --> 00:14:00,046 this whole time. You really like Olivia, though, right? 270 00:14:00,070 --> 00:14:01,817 Yeah. Yeah, I do. 271 00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:04,574 Then you better tell Vanessa that. 272 00:14:06,576 --> 00:14:09,555 Do you remember that night at Amherst? 273 00:14:09,579 --> 00:14:12,558 We just opened for Sonic youth, and it was pouring rain, 274 00:14:12,582 --> 00:14:14,460 and we couldn't bear another night in the Van. 275 00:14:14,484 --> 00:14:18,034 Oh, and we sprung for a room in that quirky little inn. The skylark. 276 00:14:18,058 --> 00:14:21,307 You remember. Of course I do. They served us wine 277 00:14:21,331 --> 00:14:24,040 in "welcome back, kotter" mugs. I swiped horshack for you. 278 00:14:24,064 --> 00:14:26,142 Yeah. 279 00:14:26,166 --> 00:14:28,014 That was a perfect night. 280 00:14:28,038 --> 00:14:29,569 It was. 281 00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:33,049 I know we talked about the Pierre, 282 00:14:33,073 --> 00:14:34,921 but an inn like the skylark 283 00:14:34,945 --> 00:14:37,884 might be a cool place to get married in. 284 00:14:37,908 --> 00:14:40,927 No offense, but you've already done the fancy wedding thing... 285 00:14:40,951 --> 00:14:42,328 A few times. 286 00:14:42,352 --> 00:14:45,631 Don't you want to do something more us? 287 00:14:45,655 --> 00:14:47,894 Well, yeah, that's great, Rufus. 288 00:14:47,918 --> 00:14:51,297 I'm sure that mayor bloomberg would feel perfectly comfortable 289 00:14:51,321 --> 00:14:52,538 toasting us with 290 00:14:52,562 --> 00:14:55,241 a Freddie "boom-boom" Washington cup. 291 00:14:55,265 --> 00:14:58,474 That is so you, not us. I'm sorry. I didn't realize the mayor was coming. 292 00:14:58,498 --> 00:15:01,347 I've never even met the man. Well, there are certain expectations 293 00:15:01,371 --> 00:15:03,910 that come with being Lily bass. 294 00:15:03,934 --> 00:15:07,583 You do understand that, don't you? Maybe I don't, because every time we get to a good place, 295 00:15:07,607 --> 00:15:11,982 I do or say something that makes you angry. Well, that's because you can't compromise. 296 00:15:13,984 --> 00:15:16,562 You know what? 297 00:15:16,586 --> 00:15:18,925 Maybe we aren't ready to talk. 298 00:15:18,949 --> 00:15:21,421 Maybe we're not. 299 00:15:28,398 --> 00:15:30,176 Oh, my god. 300 00:15:30,200 --> 00:15:32,678 Dan. Oh, my god. What are you doing here? I can explain. 301 00:15:32,702 --> 00:15:35,611 You know what? It's okay. It's okay. You can tell me. 302 00:15:35,635 --> 00:15:39,615 All right? I'm your best friend. I can handle it. You're my best friend, too, but I don't think I can. 303 00:15:39,639 --> 00:15:42,388 You know what? I know anyway. I mean, I think I've known 304 00:15:42,412 --> 00:15:45,121 deep down inside for a couple months now. 305 00:15:45,145 --> 00:15:46,993 You know, the way you broke up with Scott... Yeah, I had to. 306 00:15:47,017 --> 00:15:49,525 The tabloid thing and the way you were weirded out 307 00:15:49,549 --> 00:15:53,259 by me hanging out in the Hamptons. It's all right. What? How does that have anything to do with... 308 00:15:53,283 --> 00:15:56,102 But I gotta be honest, you know. I really like Olivia. Whoa, whoa. Dan, you're really off base right now. 309 00:15:56,126 --> 00:16:00,036 And I mean, you know, I've always cared about you, always. Stop. Stop. I'm not in love with you, you moron. 310 00:16:00,060 --> 00:16:02,708 Georgina's been blackmailing me. What? Why? 311 00:16:02,732 --> 00:16:05,671 Vanessa. Vanessa, look, I'm you're best friend. 312 00:16:05,695 --> 00:16:08,144 You can tell me. You have to tell me. 313 00:16:08,168 --> 00:16:11,001 What does she have on you? 314 00:16:12,742 --> 00:16:16,052 She knows that I know... 315 00:16:16,076 --> 00:16:18,608 Scott... 316 00:16:22,352 --> 00:16:26,056 Is your brother. 317 00:17:03,653 --> 00:17:06,202 Rufus? 318 00:17:06,226 --> 00:17:07,603 Lily, where are you? 319 00:17:07,627 --> 00:17:10,376 Where are you? I'm at the loft. 320 00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:15,411 I-I came to apologize. I don't know why I got so crazy. You were right. 321 00:17:15,435 --> 00:17:17,113 I am never really gonna understand 322 00:17:17,137 --> 00:17:19,245 this world I am now a part of, 323 00:17:19,269 --> 00:17:21,787 but that doesn't stop me from loving you. It never has. I love you, too. 324 00:17:21,811 --> 00:17:24,450 Well, we can keep asking each other if we can do this. 325 00:17:24,474 --> 00:17:27,022 We can keep planning and talking 326 00:17:27,046 --> 00:17:29,425 and adjusting and talking some more, 327 00:17:29,449 --> 00:17:31,427 or we can just leap. 328 00:17:31,451 --> 00:17:33,429 So let's leap. Let's get married. 329 00:17:33,453 --> 00:17:36,332 We're already getting married, Rufus. 330 00:17:36,356 --> 00:17:38,464 I mean soon. I mean tomorrow. 331 00:17:38,488 --> 00:17:40,130 We leap. 332 00:17:43,133 --> 00:17:44,810 Oh, my god. 333 00:17:44,834 --> 00:17:46,412 Yes. 334 00:17:46,436 --> 00:17:47,713 We leap. 335 00:17:47,737 --> 00:17:50,116 Put on those dancing shoes, kids. 336 00:17:50,140 --> 00:17:53,203 Looks like we're going to the chapel. 337 00:17:59,209 --> 00:18:02,057 The Whitney is a no, Harvard club a no 338 00:18:02,081 --> 00:18:06,092 and colicchio laughed in my face when I asked about craft. The only time I want to hear "no" 339 00:18:06,116 --> 00:18:08,534 is if Ruth madoff wants an invite. 340 00:18:08,558 --> 00:18:11,367 Constance crew, what have you got? My sister's a florist. She can handle the flowers. 341 00:18:11,391 --> 00:18:14,200 Great. We've got cake. My aunt owns a bakery. 342 00:18:14,224 --> 00:18:16,202 She said she found a "cancellation." 343 00:18:16,226 --> 00:18:18,744 Oh, I'm sorry. My family's in investment banking. 344 00:18:18,768 --> 00:18:21,401 They're all broke. Then you can go. 345 00:18:24,204 --> 00:18:27,213 Dorota. I call the Sonic youths. 346 00:18:27,237 --> 00:18:29,555 They in north Hampton, will try to make it. 347 00:18:29,579 --> 00:18:32,158 Acceptable. Hey, Jenny, you okay? 348 00:18:32,182 --> 00:18:35,121 You've been working on that dress all night. 349 00:18:35,145 --> 00:18:36,862 Yeah. It's like my own "project runway" challenge. 350 00:18:36,886 --> 00:18:39,625 Wow. This is really happening. 351 00:18:39,649 --> 00:18:42,698 Are you sure you don't need any help? For once, don't worry about any of the wedding details. 352 00:18:42,722 --> 00:18:46,532 You work on getting married. And write those vows. Oh, I just finished. 353 00:18:46,556 --> 00:18:49,605 Then let me hear them. 354 00:18:49,629 --> 00:18:51,737 Yeah. Yeah, aunt Irene. So I'll... i'll see you then? 355 00:18:51,761 --> 00:18:54,640 Okay. Yeah, the socks fit perfectly. All right. Bye. 356 00:18:54,664 --> 00:18:58,414 Don't make me do this. You know it's only a matter of time before Georgina spills. 357 00:18:58,438 --> 00:19:01,587 Yeah, that's exactly why we should tell my dad. Dan, this was your idea. 358 00:19:01,611 --> 00:19:04,119 Lily and your dad are too precarious right now. 359 00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:06,552 This is their wedding day. You can't drop a bomb like that. 360 00:19:06,576 --> 00:19:08,694 You're gonna have to hold Georgina off for one more day. 361 00:19:08,718 --> 00:19:11,657 You can do this. Be strong. Okay. Just, um, remind me later to kill you, please. 362 00:19:11,681 --> 00:19:15,231 Hey, dad, listen. So I gotta go out for a couple of hours, 363 00:19:15,255 --> 00:19:17,563 but I will be back as soon as I can. 364 00:19:17,587 --> 00:19:20,766 It's my wedding day. Where are you going? You don't want to know, 365 00:19:20,790 --> 00:19:23,509 but it's absolutely, absolutely important. I promise. 366 00:19:23,533 --> 00:19:25,771 "And watching the sun set over the ocean 367 00:19:25,795 --> 00:19:27,813 "in Santa Cruz that day, I knew that Rufus Humphrey 368 00:19:27,837 --> 00:19:30,776 was meant for me." Mom, are you kidding me? 369 00:19:30,800 --> 00:19:32,648 Those could be the exact same vows you wrote for Klaus. 370 00:19:32,672 --> 00:19:34,820 You substituted lederhosen for doc martens 371 00:19:34,844 --> 00:19:37,923 and nice for Santa Cruz. No, they couldn't. 372 00:19:37,947 --> 00:19:39,825 Oh, god. I'm terrible at this. 373 00:19:39,849 --> 00:19:42,688 What do I say? This wedding isn't like your others. 374 00:19:42,712 --> 00:19:45,261 You're marrying Rufus... Your soul mate, 375 00:19:45,285 --> 00:19:47,463 the love of your life... 376 00:19:47,487 --> 00:19:49,465 Talk about that and your futures together, 377 00:19:49,489 --> 00:19:51,537 what you'll do, all that kind of stuff. God. 378 00:19:51,561 --> 00:19:54,400 Serena, I just got off the phone with the mayor's office. 379 00:19:54,424 --> 00:19:56,572 He's agreed to expedite permits. 380 00:19:56,596 --> 00:20:00,676 Rufus and Lily can get married at the Brooklyn botanic garden. 381 00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:02,508 It's perfect. Okay, what are we waiting for? 382 00:20:02,532 --> 00:20:04,450 Amalia, new mean girls, go to the garden and get to work. 383 00:20:04,474 --> 00:20:06,452 Blair, you're on whip-cracking duty. 384 00:20:06,476 --> 00:20:08,354 I'll deal with the caterers. 385 00:20:08,378 --> 00:20:11,287 Mom, just please work on those vows. Okay. 386 00:20:11,311 --> 00:20:12,918 I'll handle everything else. 387 00:20:12,942 --> 00:20:14,920 Wow. I wondered what happened to poppy. 388 00:20:14,944 --> 00:20:17,923 I had no idea it was that easy to get someone deported. 389 00:20:17,947 --> 00:20:20,626 That's... that is, um, that's... that's so thoughtful. 390 00:20:20,650 --> 00:20:22,398 That's so Georgina. 391 00:20:22,422 --> 00:20:25,831 Uh, you know, I really missed you while you were away. 392 00:20:25,855 --> 00:20:27,473 You did? 393 00:20:27,497 --> 00:20:29,375 I-I heard you were seeing someone. 394 00:20:29,399 --> 00:20:32,378 I was. But she... it turns out she was dating Orlando bloom 395 00:20:32,402 --> 00:20:34,540 behind my back. Can you believe that? No. 396 00:20:34,564 --> 00:20:36,782 Yeah. Huh. It is amazing 397 00:20:36,806 --> 00:20:38,984 how down that guy's star-o-meter has gone. 398 00:20:39,008 --> 00:20:40,986 I shouldn't have been with someone like that. 399 00:20:41,010 --> 00:20:43,349 You know, there's... there's no... There's no history there. 400 00:20:43,373 --> 00:20:44,990 In fact, I was thinking 401 00:20:45,014 --> 00:20:47,553 that maybe we could hit the reset button on us. 402 00:20:47,577 --> 00:20:51,997 You know, like go on a date, something like that. 403 00:20:52,021 --> 00:20:54,330 Really? 404 00:20:54,354 --> 00:20:57,403 You want me to be your date at your dad's wedding today? 405 00:20:57,427 --> 00:20:59,865 I-I read about it on "gossip girl." 406 00:20:59,889 --> 00:21:01,807 Uh, y-y-you know what? That's kind of a... 407 00:21:01,831 --> 00:21:04,540 It's a private event. It's small. Uh, so tomorrow. 408 00:21:04,564 --> 00:21:07,773 Oh. Yeah. Okay. Uh, that... that works. 409 00:21:07,797 --> 00:21:09,299 Great. Yeah, okay. 410 00:21:20,950 --> 00:21:22,528 What does it mean 411 00:21:22,552 --> 00:21:26,532 when someone used to grab your ass but now doesn't? 412 00:21:26,556 --> 00:21:29,319 It means that someone's a big fat liar. 413 00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:32,898 How is my favorite bridesmaid? 414 00:21:32,922 --> 00:21:35,841 Working my butt off, but happy. You're coming, right? 415 00:21:35,865 --> 00:21:39,845 I wouldn't miss you in something pink and poofy. I'm serious. I know you've been avoiding my friends, 416 00:21:39,869 --> 00:21:42,007 but this is my mother's wedding. It's important. 417 00:21:42,031 --> 00:21:44,009 I know. You can't hide from them forever. 418 00:21:44,033 --> 00:21:47,313 Chuck is prickly. I'll be there, 419 00:21:47,337 --> 00:21:50,340 and I'm not afraid of Chuck. 420 00:21:52,011 --> 00:21:54,760 I wouldn't pull out the suit quite yet. 421 00:21:54,784 --> 00:21:56,862 I've spoken to Bree Buckley. 422 00:21:56,886 --> 00:21:59,294 She told me everything. 423 00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:03,529 Did you tell her where I was? I told her there's a certain wedding at the garden 424 00:22:03,553 --> 00:22:07,302 that she and her family wouldn't want to miss. You're setting me up. 425 00:22:07,326 --> 00:22:09,375 No, I'm giving you a choice. 426 00:22:09,399 --> 00:22:11,877 You can go to the wedding 427 00:22:11,901 --> 00:22:13,979 and tell Serena the ugly truth. 428 00:22:14,003 --> 00:22:17,813 Even if by some chance she can stomach you after that, 429 00:22:17,837 --> 00:22:22,688 you still have to deal with Bree, her family... 430 00:22:22,712 --> 00:22:25,915 And a little thing I like to call southern justice. 431 00:22:28,518 --> 00:22:29,895 Or? 432 00:22:29,919 --> 00:22:32,758 I'm getting sick of being your travel agent. 433 00:22:32,782 --> 00:22:35,330 This ticket's the last, 434 00:22:35,354 --> 00:22:36,926 and it's one-way. 435 00:22:54,404 --> 00:22:56,051 Georgina, hey. 436 00:22:56,075 --> 00:22:59,385 Wow. Uh, so how'd everything go with Vanessa? 437 00:22:59,409 --> 00:23:02,388 Does she, uh, does she even want to see me? 438 00:23:02,412 --> 00:23:03,759 You know what? 439 00:23:03,783 --> 00:23:07,633 We're going to go surprise her right now. 440 00:23:07,657 --> 00:23:09,535 Let's buy you a tie. 441 00:23:09,559 --> 00:23:12,798 Looks like this wedding song just became "stormy weather." 442 00:23:12,822 --> 00:23:15,565 Don't worry. Here comes the sun. 443 00:23:22,902 --> 00:23:24,950 The Sonic youth's stuck in traffic. 444 00:23:24,974 --> 00:23:29,455 It's okay, Dorota. But next time, remember, Mr. Chuck has a chopper. 445 00:23:29,479 --> 00:23:31,086 Hey, have you seen Carter? 446 00:23:31,110 --> 00:23:34,460 I haven't been able to reach him on his cell. 447 00:23:34,484 --> 00:23:36,091 Its' still early. He'll be here. 448 00:23:36,115 --> 00:23:39,819 Go. Flit. Mingle. I'll keep an eye out. Don't worry. 449 00:23:41,621 --> 00:23:43,429 I'm so glad you invited me, Nate. 450 00:23:43,453 --> 00:23:46,195 Well, I'm just glad Blair didn't scare you off. 451 00:23:48,558 --> 00:23:50,536 What, are you looking for someone? 452 00:23:50,560 --> 00:23:54,079 No, no, I'm just taking it all in. It's... 453 00:23:54,103 --> 00:23:58,413 Perfect. It's the perfect location, the perfect weather. 454 00:23:58,437 --> 00:24:00,910 Eric, it's the perfect wedding. I know. 455 00:24:04,574 --> 00:24:07,893 Carter is more than fashionably late, and it better be 456 00:24:07,917 --> 00:24:10,155 because he's lost his keys or he got hit by a pedicab, 457 00:24:10,179 --> 00:24:12,027 and not because of something you did. 458 00:24:12,051 --> 00:24:14,760 Trust me. Serena's life will be much better without Carter, 459 00:24:14,784 --> 00:24:17,757 which is why I offered him an easy way out. 460 00:24:19,458 --> 00:24:21,467 I don't care what Bree Buckley told you. 461 00:24:21,491 --> 00:24:23,709 Carter's a new man with Serena, 462 00:24:23,733 --> 00:24:26,872 and this is her mother's wedding. He won't miss it. Well, we'll see who's right. 463 00:24:26,896 --> 00:24:29,675 In the meantime, I'm going to get a canapé. 464 00:24:29,699 --> 00:24:32,217 I nearly choked. She shoved her tongue right down my throat. 465 00:24:32,241 --> 00:24:34,580 I-I did some great acting, though. 466 00:24:34,604 --> 00:24:38,223 Totally pulled it off. It'll be worth it when you see them finally happily married. 467 00:24:38,247 --> 00:24:42,057 You're right. You're right, right? I hope so. I'll see you soon. 468 00:24:42,081 --> 00:24:43,913 Try not to worry. Yeah. 469 00:24:46,255 --> 00:24:48,093 Oh, Jenny, it's gorgeous. 470 00:24:48,117 --> 00:24:49,859 Thanks. 471 00:24:52,121 --> 00:24:53,769 You know, Lily, 472 00:24:53,793 --> 00:24:56,742 it wasn't easy for me when my parents split up. 473 00:24:56,766 --> 00:24:58,744 And, uh, it was even harder 474 00:24:58,768 --> 00:25:01,677 when I realized my dad was in love with someone else. 475 00:25:01,701 --> 00:25:03,178 But the truth is, 476 00:25:03,202 --> 00:25:06,576 I've... i've never seen him happier than he is with you. 477 00:25:08,507 --> 00:25:10,916 That is so sweet. 478 00:25:10,940 --> 00:25:12,958 I-I can't wait for you to hear his vows. 479 00:25:12,982 --> 00:25:14,990 They're... they're all about your future together, 480 00:25:15,014 --> 00:25:18,594 and I don't want to spoil them, but they're really beautiful. 481 00:25:18,618 --> 00:25:20,866 Okay, I'm gonna go, but you look amazing, 482 00:25:20,890 --> 00:25:23,793 and I'll see you out there. Thank you. 483 00:25:40,910 --> 00:25:45,244 Looks like I was right, and you were wrong. 484 00:25:53,623 --> 00:25:55,961 Hey, you okay? 485 00:25:55,985 --> 00:25:57,733 No. 486 00:25:57,757 --> 00:26:00,890 And you might not be either when you hear what I have to say. 487 00:26:03,763 --> 00:26:06,972 A few months before we left to search for your dad, 488 00:26:06,996 --> 00:26:08,644 I, uh, 489 00:26:08,668 --> 00:26:11,016 I ran up some gambling debt. 490 00:26:11,040 --> 00:26:15,651 I owed a lot of money to some scary people. 491 00:26:15,675 --> 00:26:17,983 And then I met this woman... 492 00:26:18,007 --> 00:26:19,124 Beth. 493 00:26:19,148 --> 00:26:21,056 She was shy, kind, 494 00:26:21,080 --> 00:26:23,989 and, well, she... Fell in love with me, 495 00:26:24,013 --> 00:26:26,892 and I saw an opportunity. 496 00:26:26,916 --> 00:26:28,163 She had money? 497 00:26:28,187 --> 00:26:30,335 Her family did, 498 00:26:30,359 --> 00:26:32,998 and I knew they'd take care of my debts 499 00:26:33,022 --> 00:26:36,902 if... it looked like I was about to be one of them, 500 00:26:36,926 --> 00:26:38,844 so... I proposed. 501 00:26:38,868 --> 00:26:42,147 The wedding was all planned, and she had her dress, flowers. 502 00:26:42,171 --> 00:26:43,979 And I... 503 00:26:44,003 --> 00:26:48,013 Nearly went through with it, but I... 504 00:26:48,037 --> 00:26:51,787 I didn't love her. So what, you... you just disappeared? 505 00:26:51,811 --> 00:26:55,190 It's the worst thing I've ever done. You buy this girl a ring. You tell her you love her. 506 00:26:55,214 --> 00:26:58,193 What... what, did you make her breakfast in the morning, too? 507 00:26:58,217 --> 00:27:01,927 Serena, it's... it's not the same. Carter, I have to go. 508 00:27:01,951 --> 00:27:03,953 My mother's getting married right now. 509 00:27:14,333 --> 00:27:15,711 I've been looking all over for you. 510 00:27:15,735 --> 00:27:17,112 Geor-Georgina, hey. 511 00:27:17,136 --> 00:27:19,114 What a... what a great surprise. 512 00:27:19,138 --> 00:27:21,947 Uh, I thought our date was tomorrow. 513 00:27:21,971 --> 00:27:23,819 It is. I just stopped by 514 00:27:23,843 --> 00:27:26,345 to give Lily and Rufus a wedding present. 515 00:27:29,749 --> 00:27:32,221 Hey. What was that about? 516 00:27:33,683 --> 00:27:35,400 You look beautiful, Lil. Come on. 517 00:27:35,424 --> 00:27:40,659 Can we just talk for a second? 518 00:27:42,832 --> 00:27:46,712 I don't get it. E-E-Everything came together for today. 519 00:27:46,736 --> 00:27:49,715 I'm sorry. I can't write my vows. 520 00:27:49,739 --> 00:27:52,678 I mean, how could I when we don't agree 521 00:27:52,702 --> 00:27:54,720 on how to raise our children or how to get married 522 00:27:54,744 --> 00:27:57,382 or anything? What happened to taking a leap? 523 00:27:57,406 --> 00:27:59,949 But the stakes are too high. 524 00:28:03,282 --> 00:28:05,791 Ah, the wedding march. 525 00:28:05,815 --> 00:28:09,018 Here comes the awkward pause. 526 00:28:12,261 --> 00:28:14,669 Uh, uh, I'm sorry, everyone. 527 00:28:14,693 --> 00:28:16,996 There's been a slight delay. 528 00:28:20,900 --> 00:28:24,049 I'm sure there's just a tear in her hem or something. 529 00:28:24,073 --> 00:28:27,813 I'll... i'll check. 530 00:28:27,837 --> 00:28:31,440 Looks like the wedding dress might have a runaway train. 531 00:28:32,882 --> 00:28:34,860 I-I can't believe you. You want to know 532 00:28:34,884 --> 00:28:37,893 what our future looks like, Lily? It looks like this. 533 00:28:37,917 --> 00:28:41,096 We are going to fight. We're... we're gonna want 534 00:28:41,120 --> 00:28:44,069 to kill each other sometimes. That's what marriage is about... 535 00:28:44,093 --> 00:28:47,002 Not running away from every little problem... 536 00:28:47,026 --> 00:28:49,334 Sticking it out, you know, committing. 537 00:28:49,358 --> 00:28:51,807 Do you think you can do that or not? 538 00:28:51,831 --> 00:28:53,979 I, uh... I don't think I can. 539 00:28:54,003 --> 00:28:57,082 Wait. So you're not getting married? 540 00:28:57,106 --> 00:28:59,484 Scott? What? Who are you? 541 00:28:59,508 --> 00:29:02,287 This is a private conversation at a private event. 542 00:29:02,311 --> 00:29:04,073 How dare you. 543 00:29:07,847 --> 00:29:10,856 What, do you know him? Oh, uh, uh, yeah, that was... 544 00:29:10,880 --> 00:29:13,298 Your love child. Yeah, not dead. 545 00:29:13,322 --> 00:29:16,025 Congratulations. It's a boy. 546 00:29:17,787 --> 00:29:19,434 Ooh, ooh, love child. 547 00:29:19,458 --> 00:29:21,907 Things didn't get any easier. 548 00:29:21,931 --> 00:29:24,770 Might have to move the honeymoon suite 549 00:29:24,794 --> 00:29:26,796 to the heartbreak hotel. 550 00:29:29,538 --> 00:29:33,979 Wait. Wait. What was she talking about? Don't believe her. Georgina is a liar. 551 00:29:34,003 --> 00:29:37,983 What is she even doing here? Our son is dead, isn't he? Isn't he? 552 00:29:38,007 --> 00:29:40,285 Yeah, of course he is. That was, uh, Scott rosson, 553 00:29:40,309 --> 00:29:43,058 andrew's brother. You know andrew's brother? 554 00:29:43,082 --> 00:29:45,060 Or that's at least what he told me. 555 00:29:45,084 --> 00:29:49,134 Dad, dad, dad. Lily... um, Scott, um, Scott is your son. 556 00:29:49,158 --> 00:29:52,037 I'm so sorry. I was gonna tell you after the wedding. 557 00:29:52,061 --> 00:29:54,269 I-I found out just yesterday. 558 00:29:54,293 --> 00:29:57,442 Scott is... 559 00:29:57,466 --> 00:29:59,905 How is that possible? 560 00:29:59,929 --> 00:30:02,777 The rossons lied to you. Andrew wasn't your son. 561 00:30:02,801 --> 00:30:05,450 Scott is. He wasn't ready to tell you. 562 00:30:05,474 --> 00:30:08,453 I have to go find him. Vanessa, where do you think he went? Oh, my god. 563 00:30:08,477 --> 00:30:11,056 He's probably headed back to Boston. 564 00:30:11,080 --> 00:30:13,218 He takes the Chinatown bus. I'm going to find him. 565 00:30:13,242 --> 00:30:15,991 Well, I'm coming with you. He's our son. 566 00:30:16,015 --> 00:30:17,462 We're doing this together. 567 00:30:17,486 --> 00:30:21,220 I'm so sorry. 568 00:30:33,202 --> 00:30:36,135 Are you okay? 569 00:30:40,339 --> 00:30:43,488 Will you just leave? 570 00:30:43,512 --> 00:30:45,844 Please. I-I need some time. 571 00:30:55,224 --> 00:30:57,502 Just so you know, I told you what I told you, 572 00:30:57,526 --> 00:30:59,534 because it's not the same with you. 573 00:30:59,558 --> 00:31:02,507 I really do care about you, Serena, 574 00:31:02,531 --> 00:31:05,494 so much. 575 00:31:19,308 --> 00:31:20,926 Hey, Carter. 576 00:31:20,950 --> 00:31:23,258 You remember my cousin beth's brothers, right? 577 00:31:23,282 --> 00:31:25,430 Played defensive line for arnett mead? 578 00:31:25,454 --> 00:31:28,363 I'll be at the downing tonight. 579 00:31:28,387 --> 00:31:30,435 We can't do this here. 580 00:31:30,459 --> 00:31:33,122 They'll be watching you. 581 00:31:42,071 --> 00:31:46,675 What? It's not like somebody else is gonna eat this now. 582 00:31:49,538 --> 00:31:52,141 Mmm. Hey, guys. Great wedding, huh? 583 00:31:58,047 --> 00:32:00,195 Look, Rufus, we just drove around the entire block. 584 00:32:00,219 --> 00:32:02,267 He's not here. Vanessa was wrong. 585 00:32:02,291 --> 00:32:04,930 The bus for Boston leaves in eight minutes. 586 00:32:04,954 --> 00:32:07,672 So he could still come. You know, he could be anywhere. 587 00:32:07,696 --> 00:32:10,375 Let's go back to the bus stop. But, uh... 588 00:32:10,399 --> 00:32:12,938 What are you doing? Let's go. But what's the point? 589 00:32:12,962 --> 00:32:16,911 The point is we can still find him. Well, and if we do, after what... after what I just did, 590 00:32:16,935 --> 00:32:21,086 I... what am I supposed to say to him? That we're his parents and that we're here for him 591 00:32:21,110 --> 00:32:24,689 and that love can fix things. Oh, we both know that's not true. 592 00:32:24,713 --> 00:32:28,693 You know what? I don't. 593 00:32:28,717 --> 00:32:31,156 You... what Scott saw 594 00:32:31,180 --> 00:32:33,698 was you grasping at anything you can to push me away. 595 00:32:33,722 --> 00:32:37,102 That is not true. First it was Serena and brown, then the mugs and the mayor, 596 00:32:37,126 --> 00:32:41,036 then it's that you can't see the future. Well, I'm scared of the future. I'm scared of a lot of things. 597 00:32:41,060 --> 00:32:43,038 You're scared because you're in love with me 598 00:32:43,062 --> 00:32:45,170 like you've never loved any of your husbands. 599 00:32:45,194 --> 00:32:47,712 And unlike a Bart bass, someone like me can break your heart, 600 00:32:47,736 --> 00:32:49,414 and that's terrifying. 601 00:32:49,438 --> 00:32:54,173 And I know that, because right now you're breaking mine. 602 00:33:12,221 --> 00:33:13,568 Scott? 603 00:33:13,592 --> 00:33:16,441 Scott. 604 00:33:16,465 --> 00:33:17,742 Scott. 605 00:33:17,766 --> 00:33:20,645 S-Stop. This was a mistake. Don't say that. 606 00:33:20,669 --> 00:33:23,648 All my life, I wondered about my real parents. 607 00:33:23,672 --> 00:33:26,081 When I found out that they were you and Lily, 608 00:33:26,105 --> 00:33:29,314 that you were back together and you were getting married, 609 00:33:29,338 --> 00:33:32,587 I guess I hoped that I'd find out that you gave me up 610 00:33:32,611 --> 00:33:35,090 'cause you weren't ready, 611 00:33:35,114 --> 00:33:37,222 not 'cause you didn't love each other. 612 00:33:37,246 --> 00:33:40,225 Look, the difference is now I know we both want you, 613 00:33:40,249 --> 00:33:42,527 need you in our lives. Sure we got our problems, 614 00:33:42,551 --> 00:33:44,999 but Lily and I love our children, 615 00:33:45,023 --> 00:33:49,003 and despite what you just saw, we love each other. He's right. He's the best father 616 00:33:49,027 --> 00:33:51,236 and the best man I've ever known. 617 00:33:51,260 --> 00:33:53,508 Uh, I am scared, 618 00:33:53,532 --> 00:33:55,080 because marrying you 619 00:33:55,104 --> 00:33:57,512 means finally giving myself a real partner, 620 00:33:57,536 --> 00:34:00,014 my children a real father, 621 00:34:00,038 --> 00:34:02,016 and... 622 00:34:02,040 --> 00:34:05,314 Finally... Letting myself truly love. 623 00:34:07,116 --> 00:34:08,253 Lily. 624 00:34:08,277 --> 00:34:10,149 I'm sorry, Rufus. 625 00:34:12,381 --> 00:34:13,758 And I'm sorry, Scott... 626 00:34:13,782 --> 00:34:17,132 That this is how you had to meet me, 627 00:34:17,156 --> 00:34:21,766 because all I thought about for the last 20 years is... 628 00:34:21,790 --> 00:34:24,693 Holding our child in my arms. 629 00:34:26,265 --> 00:34:28,167 Please give us a chance. 630 00:34:50,859 --> 00:34:55,093 Spotted... a family reunited, and it feels so good. 631 00:34:57,726 --> 00:34:59,704 And I promise to eat caviar 632 00:34:59,728 --> 00:35:01,846 without spitting it in my napkin 633 00:35:01,870 --> 00:35:04,078 when we go to dinner at mayor bloomberg's, 634 00:35:04,102 --> 00:35:06,651 uh, as long as he knows when he comes to our house, 635 00:35:06,675 --> 00:35:09,384 he's eating my chili. 636 00:35:09,408 --> 00:35:12,587 Lily. And, Rufus, um, 637 00:35:12,611 --> 00:35:15,490 I know that our future 638 00:35:15,514 --> 00:35:17,592 will be just like us... 639 00:35:17,616 --> 00:35:20,425 Flawed and fragmented 640 00:35:20,449 --> 00:35:23,268 and full of more love 641 00:35:23,292 --> 00:35:26,631 than I ever thought possible. 642 00:35:26,655 --> 00:35:30,799 I am so excited for you to be my husband... 643 00:35:35,734 --> 00:35:38,443 And for our children, 644 00:35:38,467 --> 00:35:42,187 all of them... 645 00:35:42,211 --> 00:35:44,489 To be my family. 646 00:35:44,513 --> 00:35:47,692 Well, by the power vested in me 647 00:35:47,716 --> 00:35:49,678 by a sketchy service on the Internet... 648 00:35:50,849 --> 00:35:53,882 I pronounce you husband and wife. 649 00:36:01,260 --> 00:36:02,767 Yay! 650 00:36:02,791 --> 00:36:05,734 Okay, we get it. Enough. 651 00:36:07,466 --> 00:36:09,938 Yay! 652 00:36:12,641 --> 00:36:16,381 Congratulations. I'm so happy for you. 653 00:36:16,405 --> 00:36:19,324 Thank you. Where is Carter? 654 00:36:19,348 --> 00:36:22,227 Oh, he... he went home. He wasn't feeling well. 655 00:36:22,251 --> 00:36:25,290 You know all I want is for you to be happy, right? 656 00:36:25,314 --> 00:36:28,363 Look, I have to admit, if you were at brown, 657 00:36:28,387 --> 00:36:31,866 this wedding probably never would have happened, 658 00:36:31,890 --> 00:36:33,468 so thank you. 659 00:36:33,492 --> 00:36:35,540 Of course. 660 00:36:35,564 --> 00:36:38,943 And I really am so happy you finally found the right man. 661 00:36:38,967 --> 00:36:41,230 You're very lucky. 662 00:36:44,573 --> 00:36:46,811 I love you. 663 00:36:46,835 --> 00:36:48,607 I love you. 664 00:36:49,938 --> 00:36:52,387 Sorry for not telling you who I was. 665 00:36:52,411 --> 00:36:54,419 You know what? I should have guessed. 666 00:36:54,443 --> 00:36:56,961 No one under 40 has ever shown that much interest 667 00:36:56,985 --> 00:37:00,295 in Lincoln hawk. See, I told you. He has my nose. 668 00:37:00,319 --> 00:37:04,569 Uh, maybe, but those are my eyebrows. So, Scott, what do you think about board games? 669 00:37:04,593 --> 00:37:07,626 Love them. Fantastic. 670 00:37:08,927 --> 00:37:10,835 So hey, uh, Vanessa texted. 671 00:37:10,859 --> 00:37:14,208 She said she's sorry she couldn't make it back here. I just... 672 00:37:14,232 --> 00:37:16,711 I just wish I didn't put her in the middle of all this. 673 00:37:16,735 --> 00:37:19,514 Vanessa is an all's well that ends well kind of girl. 674 00:37:19,538 --> 00:37:21,786 She'll be fine. You thinking about sticking around? 675 00:37:21,810 --> 00:37:23,748 Nah, I have to go back to Boston, 676 00:37:23,772 --> 00:37:25,490 my family, figure my life out. 677 00:37:25,514 --> 00:37:27,552 Lily said there's an open invitation. 678 00:37:27,576 --> 00:37:30,855 I'll definitely take her up on that. Maybe the holidays. 679 00:37:30,879 --> 00:37:33,928 I'd love it. I'm sure Vanessa would, too. 680 00:37:33,952 --> 00:37:35,524 Come here. 681 00:37:56,044 --> 00:37:57,482 Hey. 682 00:37:57,506 --> 00:37:59,484 I've been looking for you. You okay? 683 00:37:59,508 --> 00:38:02,887 Not really. 684 00:38:02,911 --> 00:38:05,930 Carter told me some stuff, 685 00:38:05,954 --> 00:38:07,932 and it turns out, 686 00:38:07,956 --> 00:38:10,495 he's not the person I thought he was. 687 00:38:10,519 --> 00:38:11,996 The person he is... 688 00:38:12,020 --> 00:38:14,769 I... I-I don't really want to know. 689 00:38:14,793 --> 00:38:17,742 Look... 690 00:38:17,766 --> 00:38:21,906 I may loathe the guy, 691 00:38:21,930 --> 00:38:24,048 but he didn't have to own up to anything. 692 00:38:24,072 --> 00:38:26,050 He could have skipped town. 693 00:38:26,074 --> 00:38:28,052 I even bought him a ticket. 694 00:38:28,076 --> 00:38:30,515 He risked a lot going to the wedding, 695 00:38:30,539 --> 00:38:32,887 knowing Bree would be there. 696 00:38:32,911 --> 00:38:35,059 What, the girl he was engaged to was a Buckley? 697 00:38:35,083 --> 00:38:37,322 He must really care about you. 698 00:38:37,346 --> 00:38:40,895 Do you think the buckleys would actually hurt him? 699 00:38:40,919 --> 00:38:44,693 They clearly want revenge. 700 00:38:53,562 --> 00:38:55,710 I talked to Blair. 701 00:38:55,734 --> 00:38:57,011 So is it true? 702 00:38:57,035 --> 00:38:59,844 You used me to get to Carter? 703 00:38:59,868 --> 00:39:02,817 Yeah... 704 00:39:02,841 --> 00:39:04,543 I guess I did. 705 00:39:05,914 --> 00:39:07,722 Come on, Nate. 706 00:39:07,746 --> 00:39:09,394 You're a Van Der bilt. 707 00:39:09,418 --> 00:39:11,696 I'm a Buckley. 708 00:39:11,720 --> 00:39:16,100 And as much as I like you, 709 00:39:16,124 --> 00:39:18,833 that's always gonna come first. 710 00:39:18,857 --> 00:39:20,565 It's in my blood. 711 00:39:20,589 --> 00:39:21,766 It's Texas. 712 00:39:21,790 --> 00:39:24,739 If it means anything, 713 00:39:24,763 --> 00:39:26,871 I'm sorry. 714 00:39:26,895 --> 00:39:29,498 No. No. You know what? It doesn't... 715 00:39:32,000 --> 00:39:34,473 So please leave. 716 00:39:50,819 --> 00:39:52,797 Carter, hey. 717 00:39:52,821 --> 00:39:54,839 I just talked to Chuck. 718 00:39:54,863 --> 00:39:57,472 I just want to make sure you're okay. 719 00:39:57,496 --> 00:39:58,743 Call me, please. 720 00:39:58,767 --> 00:40:00,829 I want to talk to you. 721 00:40:15,614 --> 00:40:19,023 Well, it took 20 years, but we finally made it. 722 00:40:19,047 --> 00:40:23,397 Well, I wouldn't have done it any other way. 723 00:40:23,421 --> 00:40:25,399 This would be a perfect night 724 00:40:25,423 --> 00:40:27,572 except for the fact that Georgina got away unscathed. 725 00:40:27,596 --> 00:40:29,758 I wouldn't be too certain about that. Hi! 726 00:40:39,968 --> 00:40:42,641 I couldn't help but notice you. 727 00:40:43,912 --> 00:40:47,792 I am prince Alexi from Belarus. 728 00:40:47,816 --> 00:40:49,624 Nice to meet you, prince. 729 00:40:49,648 --> 00:40:52,727 I am flying back to my home country right now 730 00:40:52,751 --> 00:40:54,729 to celebrate my new oil pipeline. 731 00:40:54,753 --> 00:40:58,032 Any chance you want to join? 732 00:40:58,056 --> 00:41:00,535 You know, I'm pretty much over college, 733 00:41:00,559 --> 00:41:04,769 and, uh, well, who am I to say no to a prince? 734 00:41:04,793 --> 00:41:05,793 Wonderful. 735 00:41:17,806 --> 00:41:20,585 There are songs that make us want to dance, 736 00:41:20,609 --> 00:41:23,488 songs that make us want to sing along, 737 00:41:23,512 --> 00:41:26,661 but the best songs are the ones that bring you back 738 00:41:26,685 --> 00:41:28,633 to the moment you first heard them 739 00:41:28,657 --> 00:41:31,836 and once again break your heart. 740 00:41:31,860 --> 00:41:34,262 X.o.x.o., gossip girl.