1 00:00:14,556 --> 00:00:17,100 (CROWD SHOUTING) 2 00:00:19,186 --> 00:00:21,145 (MAN) All right, boys, here we go. 3 00:00:21,313 --> 00:00:24,649 Huntsy, how long does it take you to get your hair like that? 4 00:00:24,817 --> 00:00:27,276 - About four hours. - It's nice. 5 00:00:27,444 --> 00:00:30,488 Smitty thinks you look like Stevie Wonder on steroids. 6 00:00:30,656 --> 00:00:34,742 - Fuck you! - Ooh! Look at that face, pussy! 7 00:00:34,910 --> 00:00:37,120 - I'll fucking kill you! - Come on! 8 00:00:59,893 --> 00:01:02,186 (MAN) I think I nailed him. 9 00:01:07,276 --> 00:01:12,071 # Last Sunday morning The sunshine felt like rain 10 00:01:13,198 --> 00:01:18,244 # The week before it all seemed the same 11 00:01:18,412 --> 00:01:22,457 # With the help of God and true friends, I come to realize 12 00:01:22,624 --> 00:01:24,167 - Come on... - Oh... 13 00:01:25,878 --> 00:01:28,171 (GASPS AND GROANS) 14 00:01:30,841 --> 00:01:34,010 - Doug! Get to work. - (TV) Ross Rhea... 15 00:01:36,263 --> 00:01:39,056 It says here that you have brown eyes. 16 00:01:39,224 --> 00:01:43,478 Come on! You actually have blue eyes in real life. 17 00:01:43,645 --> 00:01:45,480 I'm not paying! 18 00:01:48,150 --> 00:01:50,234 (CRIES OUT) 19 00:01:51,153 --> 00:01:53,613 - I'm really sorry, man. - Fuck off. 20 00:01:55,866 --> 00:01:58,910 - What's the problem, Gerry? - I didn't win anything. 21 00:01:59,077 --> 00:02:00,787 It's a jukebox, Gerry. 22 00:02:00,954 --> 00:02:03,289 # Go on downtown, baby 23 00:02:03,457 --> 00:02:05,249 # Find somebody to love 24 00:02:05,417 --> 00:02:10,004 # Meanwhile I ain't wastin' time no more 25 00:02:10,172 --> 00:02:16,761 # Cos time goes by like pouring rain and much faster things 26 00:02:20,098 --> 00:02:22,183 # Running after subway trains... # 27 00:02:22,351 --> 00:02:25,770 - You look nice in that. - Thank you. 28 00:02:25,938 --> 00:02:28,981 Mr and Mrs Goldsmith, you guys look too young. 29 00:02:29,149 --> 00:02:31,442 You have to bring IDs next time. 30 00:02:31,610 --> 00:02:34,153 Huh? What the hell are you talking about? 31 00:02:35,405 --> 00:02:37,949 - Barbara, this is Dr and Mrs Glatt. - Hi. 32 00:02:38,116 --> 00:02:40,576 - How do you do? - Nice to meet you. 33 00:02:40,744 --> 00:02:43,287 - And their doctor son, Ira. - A pleasure. 34 00:02:43,455 --> 00:02:45,665 Great to meet you. 35 00:02:45,833 --> 00:02:48,709 - This is my youngest son, Doug. - Hello. 36 00:02:48,877 --> 00:02:51,629 - Ow! - I'm sorry. 37 00:02:51,797 --> 00:02:56,467 Ira, have you got a main squeeze? I bet you're batting them off. 38 00:02:56,635 --> 00:03:00,513 - My squeeze is late, actually. - Your dad thought you were single. 39 00:03:00,681 --> 00:03:02,723 What do I know? 40 00:03:02,891 --> 00:03:05,685 So what lvy League school are you hiding at, Doug? 41 00:03:05,853 --> 00:03:08,938 Doug did not follow in the family vocation. 42 00:03:09,106 --> 00:03:11,107 - He's a... - I bounce. 43 00:03:11,275 --> 00:03:13,818 - Like, er, basketball? - (HORN TOOTS) 44 00:03:13,986 --> 00:03:16,445 Richard! 45 00:03:16,613 --> 00:03:19,824 - Hi! - (DAD) They're very close friends. 46 00:03:22,536 --> 00:03:26,205 That's quite the couple, Glatt. Is he Jewish? 47 00:03:27,416 --> 00:03:31,794 Oh! Come on, stop! Stop blowing my hat, wind. 48 00:03:31,962 --> 00:03:34,213 For the record, they're both adopted. 49 00:03:34,381 --> 00:03:39,427 # By and by Way after many years have gone 50 00:03:39,595 --> 00:03:42,346 # All the war freaks die off Leavin' us alone... # 51 00:03:42,514 --> 00:03:47,518 Yes, there he is! You handsome bastard. Come in. 52 00:03:47,686 --> 00:03:50,187 Thanks. 53 00:03:50,689 --> 00:03:53,357 - Tell me you saw what Rhea did? - It was a brutal chop. 54 00:03:53,525 --> 00:03:56,777 I've fuckin' never seen Rhea lose his shit like that before. 55 00:03:57,946 --> 00:04:01,991 He got suspended for 20 games. Boston sent him to St John's. 56 00:04:02,159 --> 00:04:04,827 He's 40 years old. He's fucking done, son. 57 00:04:04,995 --> 00:04:07,038 Welcome to Hot Ice. 58 00:04:07,205 --> 00:04:09,248 Tonight, we have Ross Rhea's apology. 59 00:04:09,416 --> 00:04:15,087 To Darryl and his family, I'm deeply sorry for what happened out there, 60 00:04:15,255 --> 00:04:17,632 - for what I did. - Look at him. He's pathetic. 61 00:04:17,799 --> 00:04:20,426 I have no excuse. I don't... 62 00:04:20,594 --> 00:04:23,596 Jesus, I can't stomach this shit any more. 63 00:04:23,764 --> 00:04:26,140 It fucking kills me to see him like this. 64 00:04:26,308 --> 00:04:28,476 I'll feature it on next week's Hot Ice, 65 00:04:28,644 --> 00:04:32,271 unless that motherfucker Sully from Worcester calls in again. 66 00:04:32,439 --> 00:04:35,858 Last week, he called in pretending he was from some sweepstakes 67 00:04:36,026 --> 00:04:39,111 and told me that I'd won the grand prize of 50 cocks in my mouth. 68 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:44,408 I have the option of sucking 50 at once or one a month for 50 months. 69 00:04:45,077 --> 00:04:47,828 I'm sorry. I didn't mean to bring you down, pal. 70 00:04:47,996 --> 00:04:50,206 Oh, no, no. I... 71 00:04:50,374 --> 00:04:54,585 I don't have a thing, you know, like... like you have your show 72 00:04:54,753 --> 00:04:59,340 and my dad and my brother, they have their doctor thing. 73 00:04:59,508 --> 00:05:04,095 I haven't got a thing. Everybody's got something but me. 74 00:05:06,556 --> 00:05:09,058 Would it help that I want you inside me? 75 00:05:09,226 --> 00:05:12,979 That I want you to make lemonade in my chocolate factory? Hey? 76 00:05:13,146 --> 00:05:15,064 Fuck this fucking sad shit. 77 00:05:15,232 --> 00:05:20,027 Let's go watch the Assassins. I'll fill your big ass full of corndogs. 78 00:05:20,195 --> 00:05:22,321 - Come on! - (CROWD YELLING) 79 00:05:22,489 --> 00:05:25,366 (PAT) Fuck you, Oshawa! 80 00:05:25,534 --> 00:05:28,452 Ladies and gentlemen, this is only the first period. 81 00:05:28,620 --> 00:05:31,497 I predict that this game becomes an ass raping 82 00:05:31,665 --> 00:05:33,916 that only the likes of fucking Ned Beatty 83 00:05:34,084 --> 00:05:36,544 or potentially the cast of OZ can comprehend! 84 00:05:36,712 --> 00:05:40,214 - Dougie, any thoughts? - This is fun. These are tasty treats. 85 00:05:41,425 --> 00:05:44,093 Whoa! What the fuck is that shit? 86 00:05:44,261 --> 00:05:45,678 - Fuck you! - Get in! 87 00:05:45,846 --> 00:05:48,055 - Go fuck yourself! - Bye-bye, bitch. 88 00:05:48,223 --> 00:05:49,598 Fuck you! 89 00:05:49,766 --> 00:05:51,851 Welcome to Orangetown, motherfucker. 90 00:05:52,019 --> 00:05:56,397 What the fuck? You want a piece of me, you little fucking faggot? 91 00:05:56,565 --> 00:05:59,358 - Hey, my brother's gay. - That's it. 92 00:06:01,945 --> 00:06:05,281 - What the fuck? - You filming me, fucking faggot? 93 00:06:05,449 --> 00:06:08,409 Hey, my brother's GAY! 94 00:06:08,577 --> 00:06:10,119 Motherfucker! 95 00:06:10,287 --> 00:06:11,746 - (CRUNCHING) - Ow! 96 00:06:11,913 --> 00:06:13,289 Oh! 97 00:06:13,457 --> 00:06:18,085 Oh, attaboy, Doug. Kick his fucking head in. 98 00:06:20,714 --> 00:06:22,465 (DEEP ROAR) 99 00:06:22,632 --> 00:06:24,759 - Shit! - Holy fucking shit. 100 00:06:24,926 --> 00:06:27,386 Look at that face period! 101 00:06:28,555 --> 00:06:30,347 Do you wanna take that word back, please? 102 00:06:30,515 --> 00:06:32,058 Fuck you, faggot. 103 00:06:33,727 --> 00:06:36,687 (CROWD GROANS) 104 00:06:38,982 --> 00:06:41,108 - Yes! Yes! - (CHEERING) 105 00:06:41,276 --> 00:06:43,736 Yes! Oh, my God! 106 00:06:43,904 --> 00:06:45,946 Doug! Doug! 107 00:06:46,114 --> 00:06:48,365 (CROWD) Doug! Doug! 108 00:06:48,533 --> 00:06:53,829 Doug! Doug! Doug! Doug! Doug! Doug! Doug! Doug! 109 00:06:53,997 --> 00:06:56,332 Doug! Doug! 110 00:06:56,500 --> 00:06:59,627 (CROWD) Doug! Doug! Doug! Doug! 111 00:07:05,133 --> 00:07:07,760 Prrrr! Rap-pap pop-pop prop! 112 00:07:07,928 --> 00:07:10,805 That's my fucking boy boner genocide. 113 00:07:10,972 --> 00:07:14,850 I am pretty sure my fucking eyeballs just ejaculated. 114 00:07:15,018 --> 00:07:16,560 Pat, that's it. 115 00:07:16,728 --> 00:07:22,900 We have a very special fucking guest - Doug The Thug Glatt. 116 00:07:23,068 --> 00:07:24,985 I'm a big fan. It's a good show. 117 00:07:25,153 --> 00:07:28,197 - Speaking of fans, the phones. - (RINGING) 118 00:07:28,365 --> 00:07:30,157 Caller, you're blowing Hot Ice. 119 00:07:30,325 --> 00:07:33,285 (MAN) Hi, there. I was wondering if you like hot dogs? 120 00:07:33,453 --> 00:07:38,207 - That's a... - I like hot dogs, but I prefer corndogs 121 00:07:38,375 --> 00:07:40,501 because you don't need a bun for it 122 00:07:40,669 --> 00:07:44,588 Because the bun is all around it and you can eat it from a stick. 123 00:07:44,756 --> 00:07:47,550 You like hotdogs cos you like cocks in your mouth. 124 00:07:47,717 --> 00:07:50,678 - You motherfucker... - It's Sully from Worcester! 125 00:07:50,846 --> 00:07:52,346 (SHOUTING) 126 00:07:52,514 --> 00:07:57,101 Fuck you, Gus and Brian, you're supposed to screen this shit. 127 00:07:58,603 --> 00:08:00,020 Fuck this. I'm done. 128 00:08:00,188 --> 00:08:03,440 I've had enough of you and your police-state censorship. 129 00:08:03,608 --> 00:08:05,234 - Okay? - (PHONE) 130 00:08:05,402 --> 00:08:07,903 You are the final caller ever on Hot Ice. 131 00:08:08,071 --> 00:08:11,365 This is Rollie Hortense, coach of the Orangetown Assassins. 132 00:08:11,533 --> 00:08:14,535 - Yeah? Go fuck yourself. - Pattie, do me a favour. 133 00:08:14,703 --> 00:08:16,787 Let me talk to your buddy, Doug. 134 00:08:16,955 --> 00:08:21,292 You impressed the hell out of me last night and a lot of other people, too. 135 00:08:21,459 --> 00:08:24,837 Thank you. You impress me a hell of a lot, too. 136 00:08:25,964 --> 00:08:30,718 I'll be direct. I want you to come to the rink tomorrow for a try-out. 137 00:08:30,886 --> 00:08:34,096 You think about it, okay? Tomorrow at 2.30. 138 00:08:35,891 --> 00:08:39,935 Okay. Yeah, I hope I'll see you there tomorrow at 2.30. 139 00:08:42,105 --> 00:08:43,522 (WHISPERS) Where? 140 00:08:44,900 --> 00:08:48,235 You guys really shine in the fucking Morris. 141 00:08:51,990 --> 00:08:54,283 Dougie! Dougie! 142 00:08:55,243 --> 00:08:57,536 Doug! Come out here, son. 143 00:09:01,249 --> 00:09:03,751 - (LAUGHTER) - Who the fuck is this guy? 144 00:09:06,046 --> 00:09:09,340 (LAUGHTER AND JEERING) 145 00:09:09,507 --> 00:09:13,928 Stop being mean to my friend! They're his gay brother's. 146 00:09:15,096 --> 00:09:17,765 What, you've never seen figure skates before? 147 00:09:27,150 --> 00:09:29,360 - Hey. - Howdy. 148 00:09:30,528 --> 00:09:32,529 - (CHEERING) - Fuck. 149 00:09:32,697 --> 00:09:36,283 I don't know what you sweethearts are all laughing at. 150 00:09:36,451 --> 00:09:39,286 One in nine last time I checked, so shut the fuck up 151 00:09:39,454 --> 00:09:41,163 and let this guy have his shot. 152 00:09:41,331 --> 00:09:44,959 Coach, you're not going to let this guy join the team? 153 00:09:46,378 --> 00:09:49,088 You know, you're not joining the Mousecapades, huh, buddy? 154 00:09:49,256 --> 00:09:51,006 You're not trying out for the... 155 00:09:51,174 --> 00:09:54,760 - The... What... The Capades. - Spit it out. 156 00:09:54,928 --> 00:09:57,388 You're a big boy. Use your big boy words. 157 00:09:57,555 --> 00:10:00,015 - Uhhhh. - Fuck it. 158 00:10:09,484 --> 00:10:12,027 - Shit! Shit! - Motherfucker! 159 00:10:14,447 --> 00:10:16,573 (PLAYER) Cocksucker! 160 00:10:19,452 --> 00:10:24,164 - (WHISTLE) - Jesus Christ. Holy lick, boy. 161 00:10:24,332 --> 00:10:27,876 It's just too bad those are your team mates that you fucked up. 162 00:10:28,044 --> 00:10:30,587 - I'm sorry, sir. - But on the bright side, 163 00:10:30,755 --> 00:10:33,590 those are your team mates that you fucked up. 164 00:10:33,758 --> 00:10:36,427 What do you say, son? You want to be an Assassin? 165 00:10:36,594 --> 00:10:39,096 - Yes. Yes. - What number do you want to wear? 166 00:10:39,264 --> 00:10:44,768 69! Take the number 69, it's hilarious. 167 00:10:46,563 --> 00:10:49,148 Is that number taken? 168 00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:53,610 Dig it in, now! Dig it in! 169 00:10:54,612 --> 00:10:57,239 You'll get better. Push, push, push! 170 00:10:57,407 --> 00:10:59,783 There you go, you got it. 171 00:10:59,951 --> 00:11:02,119 (CROWD CHEERING) 172 00:11:08,293 --> 00:11:09,835 Glatt! Glatt! 173 00:11:10,003 --> 00:11:12,629 Excuse me. 174 00:11:14,174 --> 00:11:16,300 Let's go! 175 00:11:19,763 --> 00:11:22,181 Okay, pretty good, pretty good. 176 00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:23,974 Way, way, way better. 177 00:11:27,312 --> 00:11:28,937 Whoa! 178 00:11:30,940 --> 00:11:32,775 (PAT) Ross "The Boss" Rhea. 179 00:11:32,942 --> 00:11:35,861 He is the master at fucking guys up one on one. 180 00:11:36,029 --> 00:11:39,531 You see what Rhea's doing? Grabbing on the meat right there? 181 00:11:41,451 --> 00:11:43,869 Nothing is coming through and you're tiring out. 182 00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:46,163 Pow! Bam! 183 00:11:48,750 --> 00:11:51,085 He lures you in by beating the fuck out of you. 184 00:11:51,252 --> 00:11:56,006 When you come in close to stop the onslaught - boom! Uppercut. 185 00:12:00,887 --> 00:12:04,848 (CROWD) Doug! Doug! Doug! Doug! 186 00:12:05,016 --> 00:12:07,476 - 6,000 off! - 5,000 off 187 00:12:07,644 --> 00:12:10,771 The Thug hates crappy cars. 188 00:12:15,652 --> 00:12:18,946 (CHEERING AND WHISTLING) 189 00:12:23,284 --> 00:12:26,703 - Sorry, buddy. - You're gonna fuck them up good. 190 00:12:36,798 --> 00:12:39,800 - Coach, you wanted to see me? - Yeah. Hey, Doug. 191 00:12:39,968 --> 00:12:42,469 Come on in. Grab a chair. 192 00:12:42,637 --> 00:12:46,557 There's something I want to discuss with you. 193 00:12:46,724 --> 00:12:49,309 I am truly fucking proud of you. 194 00:12:49,477 --> 00:12:52,020 I'm truly fucking proud of you. 195 00:12:52,188 --> 00:12:56,108 Imagine playing in a league, where they actually played hockey. 196 00:12:56,276 --> 00:13:00,612 - Your talent is wasted here. - I don't know if I have any talent. 197 00:13:00,780 --> 00:13:04,074 You've been touched by the fist of God, for Christ's sake. 198 00:13:04,242 --> 00:13:06,493 - Thank you, sir. - I got a brother, Ron. 199 00:13:06,661 --> 00:13:09,746 He's the coach and manager of the Halifax Highlanders. 200 00:13:09,914 --> 00:13:13,125 I've told him about you and I think you can help him out. 201 00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:17,171 It all starts with this player he's got there, Xavier Laflamme. 202 00:13:19,048 --> 00:13:21,091 Holy shit, could this guy dance with a puck 203 00:13:21,259 --> 00:13:23,635 and he could put that cocksucker away too. 204 00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:26,513 He's 100% pure, natural scorer. 205 00:13:28,683 --> 00:13:32,227 He ends up going number two overall and Montreal grabs him. 206 00:13:32,395 --> 00:13:34,062 Whoo! I'm number one! 207 00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:38,150 Fourth game in the season, it's the home opening, bam. 208 00:13:40,028 --> 00:13:42,613 - Ross "The Boss" Rhea. - Nice hit, eh? 209 00:13:42,780 --> 00:13:46,450 Suffers third-degree concussion. Lucky he wasn't fucking killed. 210 00:13:46,618 --> 00:13:49,578 Then he comes back, he's scared shitless out there. 211 00:13:51,664 --> 00:13:55,501 The pressure's starting to mount on this kid and he can't hack it. 212 00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:58,795 He's missing practices, hanging with the wrong people. 213 00:13:58,963 --> 00:14:03,217 There are rumours, the fuck tapes - it still starts to add up. 214 00:14:03,384 --> 00:14:05,677 So that summer, he says he wants to trade. 215 00:14:05,845 --> 00:14:09,139 They sent him down to Halifax. He's with my brother. 216 00:14:09,307 --> 00:14:12,267 All right, that's all I can fucking stand, ladies. 217 00:14:12,435 --> 00:14:15,479 You know why we're losing? Because you're fucking shit. 218 00:14:15,647 --> 00:14:18,649 Doug, he wants to offer you a contract. 219 00:14:18,816 --> 00:14:20,192 This is a farm club. 220 00:14:20,360 --> 00:14:24,196 This is not some league where the team is named after a radio station. 221 00:14:24,364 --> 00:14:26,323 It's one step under the big league. 222 00:14:26,491 --> 00:14:28,659 You go there, you watch Frenchie's back. 223 00:14:28,826 --> 00:14:32,371 Maybe you could snap him out of his slump, snap that team awake. 224 00:14:32,539 --> 00:14:34,540 - Thank you so much. - You done good. 225 00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:37,501 It's a great opportunity. I'm so glad you see that. 226 00:14:37,669 --> 00:14:40,087 - Did you draw that? - What? 227 00:14:40,255 --> 00:14:41,880 - The wolf. - Of course. 228 00:14:42,048 --> 00:14:44,591 - What's its name? - Loopi. 229 00:14:44,759 --> 00:14:47,052 Frame it to remember your days here. 230 00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:49,429 Thanks for Loopi, Coach. 231 00:14:49,597 --> 00:14:53,684 My cousin Sherilyn, she works at this titty bar in Dartmouth 232 00:14:53,851 --> 00:14:55,894 and she has this dance move she does 233 00:14:56,062 --> 00:14:59,565 where she drags her jagged coke nail across her C-section scars 234 00:14:59,732 --> 00:15:02,192 and she's been asking me to come watch her 235 00:15:02,360 --> 00:15:05,571 and I've been saying, "It's kinda gross cos we're family," 236 00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:08,156 but I don't actually find it that gross. 237 00:15:08,324 --> 00:15:10,659 - This is me here. - This one. 238 00:15:10,827 --> 00:15:13,996 Dougie, beat the shit out of some jagoffs for me. 239 00:15:14,706 --> 00:15:17,916 - I'm going to be okay, right? - You're the fucking Thug. 240 00:15:18,084 --> 00:15:20,210 You're going to be fucking awesome. 241 00:15:20,378 --> 00:15:22,963 - I love you, bud. - I'll miss you, buddy. 242 00:15:23,131 --> 00:15:24,590 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 243 00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:28,927 There he goes! That's my friend. I know Doug "The Thug" Glatt. 244 00:15:29,095 --> 00:15:32,681 I remember when his dick was a little fucking Christmas light. 245 00:15:32,849 --> 00:15:36,602 (HONKING NOISES) 246 00:15:39,397 --> 00:15:42,149 (SPLASHING AND RETCHING NOISES) 247 00:15:42,317 --> 00:15:46,194 Prrrrrr! Halifax! Halifax! 248 00:15:46,362 --> 00:15:48,071 (# LORD KOSSITY: "MORENAS") 249 00:15:48,239 --> 00:15:51,825 # Yo, yo, yo, Morenas Que tal? Como esta usted 250 00:15:51,993 --> 00:15:55,787 # Pronto, pronto, pronto, pronto, pronto, chu cha 251 00:15:55,955 --> 00:16:00,000 - # Chu cha - # Baila! Yo, baila! Yeah, Baila... 252 00:16:00,168 --> 00:16:02,377 (# RAP MUSIC CONTINUES THROUGH DOOR) 253 00:16:04,922 --> 00:16:08,216 - (RAP MUSIC, MEN TALKING) - Hello? 254 00:16:10,511 --> 00:16:12,304 Jesus. 255 00:16:17,602 --> 00:16:19,186 Hello! 256 00:16:20,355 --> 00:16:23,440 - (RAP MUSIC) - (SNIFFING) 257 00:16:23,608 --> 00:16:27,110 - Ferme I'ostie d'porte! - I'm sorry. Nice to meet you... 258 00:16:27,278 --> 00:16:30,739 - Close the fucking door. - Thanks for having me. 259 00:16:33,868 --> 00:16:35,494 Hmm. 260 00:16:48,716 --> 00:16:50,926 - Jesus, it's early. - I'm Doug Glatt. 261 00:16:51,094 --> 00:16:53,679 - Gord Ogilvey. - Nice to meet you. 262 00:16:55,223 --> 00:16:59,309 So you're the tough Yank who beats the shit out of everyone. 263 00:16:59,477 --> 00:17:01,937 - I don't know about that. - Glad to have you here. 264 00:17:02,105 --> 00:17:06,274 - Thanks. I'm happy to be here. - Yeah, my wife left me. 265 00:17:06,442 --> 00:17:10,654 Said she was sick of hockey. Sick of hockey. 266 00:17:10,822 --> 00:17:14,157 - I'm sorry. - It's pretty much a shitter. 267 00:17:16,536 --> 00:17:19,788 No. Thanks. That's so nice of you. No, I'm good, thanks. 268 00:17:19,956 --> 00:17:23,458 This is Stevesy. Anything you need, you tell me. He'll do it. 269 00:17:23,626 --> 00:17:26,670 - Don't hesitate. - I'm Glug Datt. 270 00:17:26,838 --> 00:17:28,213 Doug Glatt. 271 00:17:28,381 --> 00:17:30,882 Park Kim, left winger. Paying for med school. 272 00:17:31,050 --> 00:17:35,095 Asians are an industrious people. I guess hockey's like math to him. 273 00:17:35,263 --> 00:17:38,682 The ice and the puck are like equations, hey, Parkie? 274 00:17:38,850 --> 00:17:40,434 Where's my fucking helmet? 275 00:17:40,601 --> 00:17:43,228 (GORD) Marco Belchior. We call him Belchie. 276 00:17:43,396 --> 00:17:45,188 - He's from Regina. - Vagina? 277 00:17:45,356 --> 00:17:48,942 - He drinks a lot of hand sanitizer. - What so funny, giggling bits? 278 00:17:50,862 --> 00:17:55,323 (RUSSIAN ACCENT) We have your momma. See this beautiful smile. 279 00:17:55,491 --> 00:17:57,159 - Yeah, she is... - Say hello. 280 00:17:57,326 --> 00:18:00,120 - Let's go fuck your mother. - Ooh! 281 00:18:00,288 --> 00:18:03,457 - Work! Yes! - Just like Belchior. 282 00:18:03,624 --> 00:18:06,293 You fucking Chernobyl motherfuckers. 283 00:18:06,461 --> 00:18:11,673 Mother's pussy's so fucking tight, no way a baby come out there. 284 00:18:11,841 --> 00:18:14,050 - You were adopted. - I'm on your team! 285 00:18:14,218 --> 00:18:17,220 - Does anybody else see this shit? - Oh, what a woman. 286 00:18:17,388 --> 00:18:20,891 - I love you, Momma. - You might want to wash it first. 287 00:18:21,058 --> 00:18:24,186 - Hi, I'm Doug Glatt. - Two rules, man. 288 00:18:24,353 --> 00:18:26,438 Stay away from my fucking Percocets, 289 00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:29,107 and do you have any fucking Percocets, man? 290 00:18:29,275 --> 00:18:32,194 All right. What about Laflamme? Where's he at? 291 00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:36,281 Probably giving some single mother herpes in a parking lot. 292 00:18:36,449 --> 00:18:38,950 - Sure. - (# COOL URBAN BEAT) 293 00:18:40,703 --> 00:18:42,579 # Yo! 294 00:18:42,747 --> 00:18:46,291 # Yeah, huh Yeah, this is the shit right here 295 00:18:49,378 --> 00:18:52,297 # Yeah, this is making me want to kill somebody... # 296 00:18:54,926 --> 00:18:57,552 (MUSIC CONTINUES FROM HEADPHONES) 297 00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:09,439 (MAN) Okay, boys, let's go flat out and give it 121% tonight. 298 00:19:09,607 --> 00:19:11,942 (ORGAN PLAYS) 299 00:19:13,694 --> 00:19:16,696 (OUT OF TUNE WOMAN) # God keep our land 300 00:19:16,864 --> 00:19:20,492 # Glorious and free 301 00:19:20,660 --> 00:19:23,829 # O, Canada! 302 00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:28,625 # We stand on guard for thee 303 00:19:28,793 --> 00:19:32,587 # O, Canada 304 00:19:32,755 --> 00:19:37,342 # I stand on guard with... 305 00:19:37,510 --> 00:19:40,178 - # Thee! # - # Thee! # 306 00:19:40,346 --> 00:19:42,055 (HOOTER SOUNDS) 307 00:19:42,223 --> 00:19:44,766 Well, that was borderline treasonous 308 00:19:44,934 --> 00:19:47,018 and a disgrace to our nation 309 00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:51,147 and its proud and storied history. My father didn't kick the Nazis... 310 00:19:51,315 --> 00:19:55,902 And the puck drops. Faceoff win by Hamilton. Chipped back to Hall. 311 00:19:56,070 --> 00:19:58,947 Here's Jefferson of the Steelers. Takes the shot. 312 00:19:59,115 --> 00:20:01,241 Nice save, Belchior. 313 00:20:01,409 --> 00:20:05,412 Sacco dishes to Ogilvey. Laflamme still looking to find his game. 314 00:20:05,580 --> 00:20:08,707 Ogilvey to Laflamme... Oh, he's down! 315 00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:11,001 Come on Laflamme. Grow a set. 316 00:20:11,168 --> 00:20:15,130 - Come on, boys. Work the corners. - Come on, let's keep it together. 317 00:20:15,298 --> 00:20:18,174 - Hamilton come out of their zone. - Don't pinch! 318 00:20:18,342 --> 00:20:19,926 Halifax pinches in. 319 00:20:21,679 --> 00:20:24,431 Johnson gets it over. Here's the shot. He scores! 320 00:20:24,599 --> 00:20:26,349 That's a Hamilton goal. 321 00:20:26,517 --> 00:20:29,269 - Five-hole - Ass-licker. 322 00:20:29,437 --> 00:20:33,315 Am I the only one here, you Slavic fucking borscht-blooded, 323 00:20:33,482 --> 00:20:35,609 cabbage-headed motherfuckers? 324 00:20:35,776 --> 00:20:39,321 Why don't you stop the puck in your vagina, you Russian lesbians? 325 00:20:39,488 --> 00:20:42,449 Get your hands out of your ass! Jesus. 326 00:20:43,284 --> 00:20:46,202 - Come on, boys! - Man on, Kim! Man on! 327 00:20:46,370 --> 00:20:48,830 Now Kim goes into the corner. 328 00:20:48,998 --> 00:20:53,376 - (CROWD BOOING) - Come on! What the fuck? 329 00:20:53,544 --> 00:20:56,546 He won't be heard from till next week. 330 00:20:56,714 --> 00:21:01,134 - That's a fucking elbow, Howard. - The doctor needs a doc. 331 00:21:01,302 --> 00:21:03,553 Bullshit. 332 00:21:08,476 --> 00:21:10,769 Okay, number six, you light him up. 333 00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:18,818 - (WHISTLE) - I got it. Just get lost. I got it. 334 00:21:18,986 --> 00:21:23,406 Ronnie Hortense is looking for a spark to ignite his team, 335 00:21:23,574 --> 00:21:26,159 and that spark is in the person of Doug Glatt, 336 00:21:26,327 --> 00:21:27,786 and what a spark he'll be. 337 00:21:27,954 --> 00:21:29,371 (WHISTLE) 338 00:21:29,538 --> 00:21:31,331 Come on, you fucking pussy. 339 00:21:31,499 --> 00:21:32,916 - (YELLS) - I got him. 340 00:21:33,084 --> 00:21:35,919 - Come on. - Who the fuck are you? 341 00:21:36,087 --> 00:21:38,171 What's up, fish? You want some? 342 00:21:41,300 --> 00:21:43,134 Come on, come on. 343 00:21:55,106 --> 00:21:57,732 Oh, Doctor! What a début! 344 00:22:02,196 --> 00:22:04,197 Fucking rights! 345 00:22:20,006 --> 00:22:25,635 (MOUTHS) 346 00:22:29,974 --> 00:22:33,643 You know that cats only meow when people are around? 347 00:22:33,811 --> 00:22:36,646 - It's true. - I read that in "Cat Fancy". 348 00:22:36,814 --> 00:22:40,275 What are these doing here? That ought to be gone. 349 00:22:41,819 --> 00:22:43,903 Here's a little dose. 350 00:22:44,071 --> 00:22:45,613 A little dose. 351 00:22:45,781 --> 00:22:47,699 Here we are. 352 00:22:47,867 --> 00:22:51,036 - It's time to welcome... - Hi, guys. 353 00:22:51,203 --> 00:22:53,705 - (WHISPERS) Doug. ...Doug officially 354 00:22:53,873 --> 00:22:55,999 - Through an initiation. - (BELCHING) 355 00:22:56,167 --> 00:22:59,377 - So what do I have to do? - (BELCHING) 356 00:22:59,545 --> 00:23:02,756 Oh, shit. Sleep peaceful, old wanderer. 357 00:23:02,923 --> 00:23:06,009 We should sign his dick. Everyone sign his dick. 358 00:23:06,177 --> 00:23:08,636 - What's happening here? - What's the matter? 359 00:23:08,804 --> 00:23:10,680 You have little puss-puss? 360 00:23:10,848 --> 00:23:14,976 - Mommy whipped up pussy papaye? - Let's see what's going on there. 361 00:23:15,144 --> 00:23:17,353 - Show us your dick. - I don't want you to see my dick. 362 00:23:17,521 --> 00:23:20,940 - Why are you being gay? - I think you're being pretty gay. 363 00:23:21,108 --> 00:23:23,318 - It's not gay. - Not if you're brothers. 364 00:23:23,486 --> 00:23:26,488 If you're brothers it's gay with a dash or something else. 365 00:23:26,655 --> 00:23:28,823 My brother's gay and he doesn't even do that. 366 00:23:28,991 --> 00:23:32,744 - I never signed no-one's dick. - I'll sign your dick, Doug. 367 00:23:32,912 --> 00:23:34,954 (# RAP MUSIC PLAYING) 368 00:23:39,168 --> 00:23:41,628 No, come on. You'll fuck the carpet. 369 00:23:41,796 --> 00:23:44,089 Oh, I'm sorry. I can take my shoes off. 370 00:23:44,256 --> 00:23:46,508 No, no, it's fine. Who gives a fuck? 371 00:23:46,675 --> 00:23:48,635 Thanks. 372 00:23:49,428 --> 00:23:51,304 Excuse me. 373 00:23:52,556 --> 00:23:55,016 - Hey! (WHISTLES) - (TAPPING) 374 00:23:55,184 --> 00:23:57,268 - Come on, sit. - Yeah? 375 00:23:57,436 --> 00:23:59,521 - Yeah. - Thanks. 376 00:23:59,688 --> 00:24:01,147 That's cool. 377 00:24:01,315 --> 00:24:03,525 - Pot? - No. 378 00:24:03,692 --> 00:24:05,527 Thank you so much for asking me. 379 00:24:05,694 --> 00:24:08,530 Beer and soup, that's my thing. 380 00:24:08,697 --> 00:24:10,740 You're a crazy motherfucker. 381 00:24:12,034 --> 00:24:14,953 Tabarnak! Bam! You fucking beat him. 382 00:24:15,121 --> 00:24:16,746 - Really? - Yeah. 383 00:24:16,914 --> 00:24:18,748 - Thank you. - Yeah. 384 00:24:18,916 --> 00:24:22,502 - Why did you do that? - What do you mean? 385 00:24:22,670 --> 00:24:27,006 Why do you help and protect these guys? You don't even know them. 386 00:24:27,174 --> 00:24:30,885 Coach puts me out there to fight. That's my job. 387 00:24:31,053 --> 00:24:35,140 I like standing up for my team, you know? Taking care... 388 00:24:40,271 --> 00:24:41,771 "Team"? 389 00:24:41,939 --> 00:24:46,442 You just wait. Wait one month then tell me if you feel the same. 390 00:24:46,610 --> 00:24:50,446 I don't think so. The fucking team?! 391 00:24:53,617 --> 00:24:57,537 - What are those? - Ever jerked off on Ecstasy? 392 00:24:57,705 --> 00:25:00,957 - I'm sorry? - Bonne nuit. 393 00:25:01,125 --> 00:25:04,252 Bonne nuit. 394 00:25:04,420 --> 00:25:07,714 (COACH) Come on boys, let's go. 395 00:25:07,882 --> 00:25:11,509 Now, breathe in the fresh air. Come on. You're men! Men! 396 00:25:11,677 --> 00:25:15,346 So the penalty winding down in front of a good crowd here 397 00:25:15,514 --> 00:25:19,767 at this game between the Lovell Kings and Halifax Highlanders. 398 00:25:19,935 --> 00:25:22,604 - Come on, Dougie. - Steve-O, go after Doug. 399 00:25:22,771 --> 00:25:26,733 I got it. Coach, I've got it. Two on one. Doug, come on. 400 00:25:26,901 --> 00:25:29,611 No, no, Steve-O, get back. 401 00:25:29,778 --> 00:25:33,531 He's got his hand up. There's too many men on the ice. 402 00:25:33,699 --> 00:25:38,536 Here come the Kings. He's way down the front. They score! 403 00:25:38,704 --> 00:25:41,539 Jesus and the donkey motherfucking... 404 00:25:41,707 --> 00:25:46,252 Get off the ice, Glatt. Why are you on the fucking ice, man? 405 00:25:46,420 --> 00:25:49,881 I've heard this song before, in fact from my wedding night. 406 00:25:50,049 --> 00:25:54,886 Our bashful bride Glatt can't wear white anymore. 407 00:25:55,054 --> 00:25:59,265 You know why there was too many men on the ice? Cos you stayed on. 408 00:25:59,433 --> 00:26:02,435 - Stay there till I tell you to move. - Idiot. 409 00:26:02,603 --> 00:26:06,439 Unbelievable, Glatt. Nice work, rookie. Come on! Let's go! 410 00:26:06,607 --> 00:26:08,524 Fuck! 411 00:26:08,692 --> 00:26:10,526 That is the closest we have come 412 00:26:10,694 --> 00:26:14,322 to winning a fucking hockey game in over a month and you fucked us. 413 00:26:14,490 --> 00:26:16,157 You fucked us. 414 00:26:16,325 --> 00:26:19,118 You're not here to play. You're here to fight. 415 00:26:19,286 --> 00:26:20,662 (SNIGGERS) 416 00:26:22,164 --> 00:26:25,041 Hey, pretty boy, you find that funny? 417 00:26:25,209 --> 00:26:29,212 Funny ha-ha, like flushing a $5 million contract up your nose funny? 418 00:26:29,380 --> 00:26:31,631 Or funny peculiar, like Doug there? 419 00:26:33,175 --> 00:26:36,719 You get your shit together. Your shit stinks, Pepe Le Pew. 420 00:26:36,887 --> 00:26:39,180 It fucking stinks. 421 00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:01,953 After his 20-game suspension, 422 00:27:02,121 --> 00:27:06,291 Ross Rhea was sent down to Boston affiliate St John's Shamrocks, 423 00:27:06,458 --> 00:27:08,751 the same team where he started his career, 424 00:27:08,919 --> 00:27:11,212 a career that may be coming to a close. 425 00:27:11,380 --> 00:27:14,173 This is where I started. This is where I'm from. 426 00:27:14,341 --> 00:27:17,010 It's as good as place as any for me to end up. 427 00:27:17,177 --> 00:27:21,347 (REPORTER) Rhea sat out 12 games after his infamous head shot 428 00:27:21,515 --> 00:27:23,057 on Xavier Laflamme 3 years ago 429 00:27:23,225 --> 00:27:27,395 The league is sending a message that it will not tolerate this behaviour. 430 00:27:27,563 --> 00:27:29,939 Yeah, I know. You're breaking up. 431 00:27:30,107 --> 00:27:34,027 No, we're not breaking up. You're breaking up. I can't hear... 432 00:27:34,194 --> 00:27:39,032 # Lady... 433 00:27:39,199 --> 00:27:41,284 - # Who are you? - It's still shit. 434 00:27:41,452 --> 00:27:44,203 You sound like a fucking cyborg. 435 00:27:44,371 --> 00:27:47,582 Howard, you're in China. No, I'm sorry... 436 00:27:48,709 --> 00:27:50,585 I said, "We'll talk tomorrow." 437 00:27:50,753 --> 00:27:53,171 Me, too. 438 00:27:54,256 --> 00:27:56,299 Fuck, I need a drink. 439 00:27:56,467 --> 00:28:01,220 Eva? Hey, Eva baby. Are you on a date with this loser? 440 00:28:01,388 --> 00:28:04,265 Mind if I cut in with my beautiful doll? 441 00:28:04,433 --> 00:28:06,392 Oh, fuck! What the fuck? 442 00:28:06,560 --> 00:28:10,146 - (LAUGHS DRUNKENLY) - Moron. 443 00:28:10,314 --> 00:28:12,982 You could use this like a towel and dry off. 444 00:28:15,235 --> 00:28:18,905 It's made from the same material they make snowshoes out of. 445 00:28:35,798 --> 00:28:37,632 Oh, damn, I'm wasted. 446 00:28:37,800 --> 00:28:42,345 - Eva, I really like your name. - Yes, sir. It's a great name. 447 00:28:42,513 --> 00:28:46,641 Like the Bible, just with a bit more kinda mustard on it. 448 00:28:46,809 --> 00:28:48,684 I think it's a pretty name. 449 00:28:48,852 --> 00:28:52,980 Like your face. You got a pretty name and a pretty face. 450 00:28:53,148 --> 00:28:56,192 Ah. You're very nice to me. 451 00:29:00,656 --> 00:29:02,198 Fuck it. 452 00:29:02,366 --> 00:29:03,741 - Doug. - Uh-huh? 453 00:29:03,909 --> 00:29:09,455 I dig hockey players. The shit, the violence, the beer, all of it. 454 00:29:09,623 --> 00:29:11,207 I fucking love it. 455 00:29:11,375 --> 00:29:14,293 - (GROANING) - Sad. 456 00:29:14,461 --> 00:29:16,462 - Want to get ou of here? - Yes, please. 457 00:29:16,630 --> 00:29:19,173 Let's rally. 458 00:29:20,717 --> 00:29:22,927 You're so pretty. 459 00:29:23,095 --> 00:29:24,929 You're so beautiful. 460 00:29:25,097 --> 00:29:27,890 I'm sorry. It's... I keep saying that. I'm sorry. 461 00:29:28,892 --> 00:29:31,102 It's fine. I think it's cute. 462 00:29:33,021 --> 00:29:35,606 Who doesn't like being told they're beautiful? 463 00:29:35,774 --> 00:29:38,192 Mm. This is me. 464 00:29:38,360 --> 00:29:40,278 Okay. 465 00:29:40,446 --> 00:29:44,365 - I like you, though. - You do, eh? 466 00:29:44,533 --> 00:29:46,325 Yes, ma'am. 467 00:29:46,493 --> 00:29:49,328 Eva likes Doug. Eva likes you. 468 00:29:51,248 --> 00:29:54,083 What does Eva think about kissing? 469 00:29:56,545 --> 00:29:58,337 - Which type? - French? 470 00:30:05,387 --> 00:30:07,472 Oh, fuck. 471 00:30:08,515 --> 00:30:11,476 - (SIGHS) - Erm, hey. 472 00:30:11,643 --> 00:30:14,061 What do you think about me calling you some time? 473 00:30:14,229 --> 00:30:17,857 I don't know whether that's the best idea, this shit. 474 00:30:18,025 --> 00:30:22,862 Why don't you give me your number and I promise that I'll never call you. 475 00:30:23,030 --> 00:30:24,906 - Yeah? - Yeah. 476 00:30:25,199 --> 00:30:27,617 Okay. 477 00:30:31,455 --> 00:30:33,581 Perfect. 478 00:30:33,749 --> 00:30:35,500 I love that! 479 00:30:36,710 --> 00:30:39,420 - Bye, Doug. - Bye, Eva. 480 00:30:39,588 --> 00:30:43,257 I'm going to watch you walk up the stairs, make sure you're safe. 481 00:30:45,260 --> 00:30:46,886 - Safe. - Good night. 482 00:30:47,054 --> 00:30:48,638 Good night. 483 00:30:55,354 --> 00:30:58,022 All right, boys, listen up. We're still in this thing. 484 00:30:58,190 --> 00:31:00,942 - We just need a quick one - Listen up, Cash. 485 00:31:01,109 --> 00:31:02,735 We work harder than them. 486 00:31:02,903 --> 00:31:05,821 - Get harder than them. - You know what's hard work? 487 00:31:05,989 --> 00:31:08,616 Going through a divorce. She wants all my money now. 488 00:31:08,784 --> 00:31:13,204 She can have half. I don't care. The other half, hard work, mine. 489 00:31:13,372 --> 00:31:15,289 Some of their team are divorced. 490 00:31:15,457 --> 00:31:18,709 Three guys' marriages are in the fucking toilet. 491 00:31:18,877 --> 00:31:20,836 - They're divorced guys. - Yeah. 492 00:31:21,004 --> 00:31:25,132 - We've gotta be triceps, biceps, hard... - Hard. 493 00:31:25,300 --> 00:31:29,095 Greek fucking underground gay porn hard. 494 00:31:29,263 --> 00:31:32,557 - You're all Adonises. - Highlanders, gay porn hard! 495 00:31:32,724 --> 00:31:34,559 - Gay porn hard! - (WHISTLE) 496 00:31:34,726 --> 00:31:39,730 The puck goes back to Emerson, moves across, finds Jones. 497 00:31:39,898 --> 00:31:44,443 Jones now flips it up the right side. Stevenson. Here's Mason. 498 00:31:44,611 --> 00:31:49,574 - He scored! - Nobody wants to play? 499 00:31:49,741 --> 00:31:51,867 Nobody wants to play? 500 00:31:53,245 --> 00:31:54,829 Glatt. 501 00:31:54,997 --> 00:32:00,001 I'm sorry. Okay, Siegfried, let's go, Roy. Eye of the fucking tiger. 502 00:32:00,168 --> 00:32:03,796 Ogilvey wins the faceoff. Hits it back into his own zone. 503 00:32:03,964 --> 00:32:07,008 Now circling in the neutral zone, looking for room. 504 00:32:08,093 --> 00:32:10,177 For fuck's sake. Stop staring at me. 505 00:32:10,345 --> 00:32:13,014 - You're weirding me out. - I'm sorry, sir. 506 00:32:13,181 --> 00:32:17,184 - Here's Laflamme trying to squeeze... - You fucking diver! 507 00:32:17,352 --> 00:32:18,853 - Come on! - Come on! 508 00:32:19,021 --> 00:32:21,772 That better be four minutes, Ref. 509 00:32:21,940 --> 00:32:24,025 (ARGUING) 510 00:32:25,944 --> 00:32:28,404 Hey, Glatt. You little fucking dickweed. 511 00:32:28,572 --> 00:32:30,823 You try any of that shit you did against Hamilton on me, 512 00:32:30,991 --> 00:32:35,870 - I'll light your fucking ass up. - I'll light your ass back up on fire. 513 00:32:37,831 --> 00:32:41,167 Time to make up for your mistake. Look at the penalty clock. 514 00:32:41,335 --> 00:32:46,213 When I say, you get over there and stand and wait for that ugly mother. 515 00:32:46,381 --> 00:32:48,841 - Yes, sir. - Do exactly what I say. 516 00:32:49,009 --> 00:32:54,722 - Yes, sir, of course. - Exactly what I say, nothing else. 517 00:32:54,890 --> 00:32:58,517 Windsor moves the puck out of their zone. Penalties winding down. 518 00:32:58,685 --> 00:33:04,148 York knocks it out in the air. And now it comes off the back wood. 519 00:33:04,316 --> 00:33:07,068 Kim, get off, get off. Go, go, go, go! Skate! 520 00:33:07,235 --> 00:33:10,029 Go, Glatt, don't deviate. Exactly like I said. 521 00:33:11,990 --> 00:33:14,325 - You want a piece of me? Eat it up. - Hi. 522 00:33:14,493 --> 00:33:18,704 You fucking pussy. I am going to fuck you up, Glatt. 523 00:33:18,872 --> 00:33:22,416 Fuck you! You wanna take me, you motherfucker? 524 00:33:23,543 --> 00:33:25,586 - Bitch! - What are you doing? 525 00:33:25,754 --> 00:33:27,129 Fucking hit him! 526 00:33:27,297 --> 00:33:29,799 (CROWD CHEERING) 527 00:33:38,642 --> 00:33:40,226 (HUGE CHEER) 528 00:33:40,394 --> 00:33:42,103 (HOOTER SOUNDS) 529 00:33:43,605 --> 00:33:45,564 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYS) 530 00:33:50,696 --> 00:33:53,447 (REF) Okay, keep moving. Keep moving. Say goodbye. 531 00:33:53,615 --> 00:33:55,991 Keep it moving. 532 00:34:03,083 --> 00:34:06,752 But I just miss you. I really miss you both. 533 00:34:06,920 --> 00:34:08,921 Please don't give up on me. 534 00:34:14,636 --> 00:34:16,345 Oh, fuck me. 535 00:34:16,513 --> 00:34:19,140 - Hello? - Eva? 536 00:34:19,307 --> 00:34:22,601 Hey! This is Doug. 537 00:34:22,769 --> 00:34:27,189 Glatt. Your number is so similar to my friend's number. 538 00:34:27,357 --> 00:34:30,985 I didn't know which was which so I didn't want to call my friend 539 00:34:31,153 --> 00:34:32,653 and then bother you. 540 00:34:32,821 --> 00:34:37,825 I just was checking... Simply checking the numbers out. 541 00:34:37,993 --> 00:34:40,536 Hey, listen, I'm at the bar with my team. 542 00:34:40,704 --> 00:34:43,164 I think some of your friends are gonna come. 543 00:34:43,331 --> 00:34:46,208 I don't know if you wanna, like, join us. 544 00:34:46,376 --> 00:34:48,669 I've been trying to cut my drinking down. 545 00:34:48,837 --> 00:34:51,172 Trying to be a good girl. Trying. 546 00:34:51,339 --> 00:34:56,051 Well, you know, maybe you and I could hang out sometime? 547 00:34:56,219 --> 00:34:58,804 You know, get, like, coffee. 548 00:35:00,015 --> 00:35:01,891 Erm... Sure. 549 00:35:03,894 --> 00:35:10,441 Great. I don't drink coffee but I like Gatorade and power drinks and water. 550 00:35:10,609 --> 00:35:14,069 - Awesome. - It doesn't matter if I'm thirsty. 551 00:35:14,237 --> 00:35:16,447 If I could just see you. 552 00:35:16,615 --> 00:35:19,074 - That sounds cool. - Okay. 553 00:35:19,242 --> 00:35:21,869 - Okay, I'll see you then. - Bye, Eva. 554 00:35:22,037 --> 00:35:23,579 Bye. 555 00:35:23,747 --> 00:35:26,123 Yes! 556 00:35:28,376 --> 00:35:31,712 (BALCHOIR) All you pinko Bolshevik ass-eaters, man! 557 00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:37,218 It is beach ball because you cannot even stop a fucking beach ball. 558 00:35:37,385 --> 00:35:40,638 - Not nice. - Beach ball is bigger than puck. 559 00:35:40,806 --> 00:35:43,808 - This why joke is. - I fucking get it, man. 560 00:35:44,935 --> 00:35:46,936 ...you come on and you know that... 561 00:35:47,103 --> 00:35:49,188 - Shut up! - The score's tied 562 00:35:49,356 --> 00:35:52,024 with two minutes 52 seconds left. 563 00:35:52,192 --> 00:35:53,818 Steve-O, Steve-O, Steve-O. 564 00:35:53,985 --> 00:35:55,486 Nah, sit down, son. 565 00:35:55,654 --> 00:36:00,115 Glatt, you're on but you're not fighting anybody. 566 00:36:00,283 --> 00:36:04,286 Park your ass in front of that goal tender and screen him. Let's do this. 567 00:36:04,454 --> 00:36:08,415 Don't be a pussy. Get that big ass right in front of him. Block the lay. 568 00:36:08,583 --> 00:36:10,835 - Fuck! - Let's go, let's go. 569 00:36:11,002 --> 00:36:13,921 Oh, the Thug is coming in on a power play. 570 00:36:14,089 --> 00:36:17,383 - Do you believe in miracles? - Thank you. 571 00:36:17,551 --> 00:36:19,718 - (WHISTLE) - And the puck is dropped. 572 00:36:19,886 --> 00:36:23,556 Glatt heads to the front of the net. Puck is back to the point. 573 00:36:23,723 --> 00:36:25,850 Here's Kim with it, gets it over. 574 00:36:26,017 --> 00:36:29,353 Glatt is screening it, all the action is in front of the net. 575 00:36:29,521 --> 00:36:31,981 Halifax winds it up. Here's the shot. 576 00:36:34,901 --> 00:36:36,777 - Kim scored! - (CHEERING) 577 00:36:39,823 --> 00:36:42,533 3:2! 578 00:36:44,619 --> 00:36:49,290 I don't think the Moncton goalie saw anything but a wall of Glatt. 579 00:36:49,457 --> 00:36:51,584 (COACH) Boys, ten seconds left now. 580 00:36:51,751 --> 00:36:54,837 - Keep the wolves out of the barn. - Eight seconds! 581 00:36:55,005 --> 00:36:57,047 There's Lemieux. 582 00:36:57,215 --> 00:37:00,259 This guy's going glove, Mommy, this guy's going glove. 583 00:37:00,427 --> 00:37:02,970 Lemieux is across the line, takes the shot. 584 00:37:03,138 --> 00:37:06,432 - Come on! - Horatio at the bridge! 585 00:37:07,976 --> 00:37:12,396 The game is over! Halifax has broken their losing streak. 586 00:37:12,564 --> 00:37:15,733 Their first win of the month! Wow, what a show. 587 00:37:15,901 --> 00:37:19,820 I'm gonna go crack some champagne and make love to my lady. 588 00:37:19,988 --> 00:37:23,240 It'll be the first time, the best time, in a long time. 589 00:37:23,408 --> 00:37:25,993 That was fucking hockey, man! 590 00:37:26,161 --> 00:37:28,412 Oh, thank you. That's so nice. 591 00:37:28,580 --> 00:37:31,040 (CHEERING) 592 00:37:44,679 --> 00:37:46,597 Hey. Hi, Eva. 593 00:37:47,307 --> 00:37:49,266 Wow, you look so pretty. 594 00:37:50,810 --> 00:37:53,479 - I just have to go to the washroom. - Yeah. 595 00:37:54,856 --> 00:37:56,690 Okay. 596 00:38:00,737 --> 00:38:03,072 Can I get a Gatorade? 597 00:38:04,866 --> 00:38:06,575 Hey. Had to go potty? 598 00:38:08,286 --> 00:38:12,164 Look, I liked making out with you. It was fun 599 00:38:12,332 --> 00:38:16,043 but what happened between us the other night, it was a one-off. 600 00:38:16,211 --> 00:38:19,463 I'm sorry. I mean, Jesus, all we did was make out. 601 00:38:20,715 --> 00:38:23,092 Er, anyway. It was a mistake. 602 00:38:23,259 --> 00:38:28,764 You're actually nice and I'm a huge bitch. 603 00:38:28,932 --> 00:38:33,227 - Eva! Don't say that. - I'm a very bad girlfriend. 604 00:38:33,395 --> 00:38:36,355 - Girlfriend? - Yeah. 605 00:38:36,523 --> 00:38:39,066 I have a boyfriend, which is awesome. 606 00:38:39,234 --> 00:38:41,568 Fuck. 607 00:38:41,736 --> 00:38:43,404 Jeez. 608 00:38:44,531 --> 00:38:49,410 Well, I guess it's kind of weird, giving you these flowers. 609 00:38:49,577 --> 00:38:51,495 Oh, man. 610 00:38:51,663 --> 00:38:54,707 - Chocolates. - Oh! 611 00:38:54,874 --> 00:38:57,042 And this stuffed animal. It's a doll. 612 00:38:58,128 --> 00:39:01,463 It's not really a stuffed animal. It's a stuffed Angus. 613 00:39:01,631 --> 00:39:05,384 It's the mascot of the team I play for, the Halifax Highlanders. 614 00:39:05,552 --> 00:39:07,845 It's a little toy. 615 00:39:08,013 --> 00:39:09,763 But it's official. 616 00:39:09,931 --> 00:39:13,600 - Fuck's sake. - No it's hilarious. 617 00:39:13,768 --> 00:39:17,896 It's a simple misunderstanding. I'm fine. 618 00:39:18,064 --> 00:39:21,483 - Okay. Bye, Eva. - Bye, Doug. 619 00:39:22,652 --> 00:39:24,361 It's official, the mascot. 620 00:39:25,989 --> 00:39:28,282 Fuck. 621 00:39:34,664 --> 00:39:36,081 What? 622 00:39:37,834 --> 00:39:39,668 Oh... 623 00:39:43,256 --> 00:39:48,135 Fuck me, Angus. 624 00:39:48,303 --> 00:39:51,472 (DOUG) It's not the first time that wind blew garbage in my face. 625 00:39:51,639 --> 00:39:55,225 My friends built this bike ramp behind the medical centre. 626 00:39:55,393 --> 00:39:58,437 I was pedalling fast and as I was going up the ramp, 627 00:39:58,605 --> 00:40:02,024 the wind blew these like bloody rags right into my face. 628 00:40:02,192 --> 00:40:06,028 I crashed into the dumpster and I was rolling around in medical waste 629 00:40:06,196 --> 00:40:10,407 because I was so disoriented. I broke my ankle in three places. 630 00:40:10,575 --> 00:40:13,202 The worst part was there was a big bag of pee 631 00:40:13,369 --> 00:40:16,663 and I rolled over on it and it like burst all over me. 632 00:40:23,505 --> 00:40:26,465 - You think it's funny, too? - Yes, very much so. 633 00:40:26,633 --> 00:40:29,301 Garbage blows in my face sometimes. 634 00:40:34,265 --> 00:40:37,684 Thanks for the ride. It was good to see you. 635 00:40:40,063 --> 00:40:41,438 Doug... 636 00:40:54,619 --> 00:40:56,995 Right. My boyfriend. 637 00:40:58,581 --> 00:41:01,125 - Bye, Eva. - Bye, Doug. 638 00:41:02,961 --> 00:41:06,004 (# PUCCINl: "Nessun Dorma") 639 00:41:11,970 --> 00:41:19,685 # Ma il mio mistero è chiuso in me 640 00:41:19,853 --> 00:41:26,984 # II nome mio nessun saprà! No, No! 641 00:41:27,152 --> 00:41:30,737 # Dilegua, o notte! 642 00:41:30,905 --> 00:41:41,665 # Tramontate, stelle! 643 00:41:41,833 --> 00:41:48,422 # All'alba vincerò! # 644 00:41:48,590 --> 00:41:52,092 - (CROWD SHOUTING) - (HOOTER) 645 00:41:52,260 --> 00:41:54,094 Go get 'em, Dougie. 646 00:41:54,262 --> 00:41:56,889 Douglas Manacham Glatt! 647 00:41:57,849 --> 00:42:01,185 Prrt! Prrr! Pretzel, bitches! 648 00:42:01,352 --> 00:42:04,730 - Hey, what the hell? - Recognize. 649 00:42:04,898 --> 00:42:09,193 - Of course I recognize you. - Do you recognize your family? 650 00:42:09,360 --> 00:42:11,195 My God! I'm so happy. 651 00:42:11,362 --> 00:42:15,115 Glatt, what are you doing? Start skating, shave some ice. 652 00:42:15,283 --> 00:42:18,619 - Love you guys. - We love you, Dougie! 653 00:42:20,246 --> 00:42:21,705 (DAD) Hey, he can skate. 654 00:42:21,873 --> 00:42:24,750 - (MUM) His shirt says Glatt. - (PAT) It says your fucking name. 655 00:42:24,918 --> 00:42:29,213 - Language. Do you mind, Pat? - He can't stop. It's like Tourette's. 656 00:42:29,380 --> 00:42:32,674 - Hey, do you want a go? - Yeah, okay. 657 00:42:32,842 --> 00:42:35,093 - Good luck, man. - You, too, buddy. 658 00:42:35,261 --> 00:42:38,513 - Puck drops and we got something. - Oh! 659 00:42:38,681 --> 00:42:41,183 Kiss his fucking ass, Dougie! 660 00:42:45,230 --> 00:42:48,398 Punch for a punch, neither giving an inch... 661 00:42:48,566 --> 00:42:50,442 - Wow. - Right, left, right, left. 662 00:42:50,610 --> 00:42:53,278 - Nail him, Doug. - Landing blows to the head, 663 00:42:53,446 --> 00:42:55,614 to the body, everywhere. 664 00:42:56,824 --> 00:42:59,451 - Oh, my fuck! - Oh, God. 665 00:43:01,955 --> 00:43:03,997 Easy, okay, easy! 666 00:43:04,165 --> 00:43:06,375 - Good fight, man. - Good fight. 667 00:43:06,542 --> 00:43:08,168 He's a nice guy. 668 00:43:08,336 --> 00:43:11,672 (CROWD) Doug! Doug! Doug! Doug! 669 00:43:11,839 --> 00:43:13,548 Do you hear that? 670 00:43:19,514 --> 00:43:21,890 Just a minute four left. The score's tied. 671 00:43:22,058 --> 00:43:25,852 Everything on the line as Halifax look to extend their wins to four. 672 00:43:27,272 --> 00:43:29,439 Now a three on one develops as Kim moves in. 673 00:43:29,607 --> 00:43:31,483 - Kim lets the shot go... - Ow! 674 00:43:31,651 --> 00:43:33,485 - He scores! - (HOOTER) 675 00:43:33,653 --> 00:43:36,947 It was Doug Glatt in the conservatory with his ass. 676 00:43:37,115 --> 00:43:41,868 And the young gun from Orangetown they call The Thug has done it. 677 00:43:42,036 --> 00:43:43,787 Whoo! Shit! 678 00:43:43,955 --> 00:43:48,458 The Highlanders might just make a run for the playoffs after all. 679 00:43:48,626 --> 00:43:51,128 You make me happy, man, with your ass! 680 00:43:51,296 --> 00:43:53,463 - My ass. - With your ass! 681 00:44:01,306 --> 00:44:06,685 Well done, boys. Tonight, good food, good women, good rest. 682 00:44:06,853 --> 00:44:08,687 Not necessarily in that order. 683 00:44:08,855 --> 00:44:13,025 Glatt, Laflamme, get changed, in my office. 684 00:44:13,192 --> 00:44:15,569 Good job, boys. See you tomorrow morning. 685 00:44:15,737 --> 00:44:18,155 Way to go, Dougie! This boy popped the cherry tonight. 686 00:44:18,323 --> 00:44:20,532 Popped my cherry. What does that mean? 687 00:44:22,452 --> 00:44:24,828 - Boys. - Coach. 688 00:44:26,372 --> 00:44:29,166 One of you has really been impressing me with your play lately 689 00:44:29,334 --> 00:44:31,084 and one of you hasn't. 690 00:44:31,252 --> 00:44:33,754 Want to venture a guess as to who's who? 691 00:44:35,882 --> 00:44:39,801 Well, Laflamme, I'm ripping that A off your jersey. 692 00:44:39,969 --> 00:44:43,263 You don't deserve it, unless A stands for asshole. 693 00:44:43,431 --> 00:44:46,224 Glatt, you're promoted. Assistant captain. 694 00:44:46,392 --> 00:44:48,435 Good on you. Keep up the good work. 695 00:44:48,603 --> 00:44:52,356 - There's the puck. I'm proud of you. - Thanks, Coach. 696 00:44:52,523 --> 00:44:55,984 Xavier, you can take this the right way or the wrong way. 697 00:44:56,152 --> 00:44:58,779 Ladies' choice. 698 00:44:59,489 --> 00:45:00,989 Xavier! 699 00:45:01,157 --> 00:45:04,034 - Go get him. - Hey, bud, wait up! 700 00:45:04,202 --> 00:45:06,328 Oh, my God! You scored! 701 00:45:06,496 --> 00:45:11,708 With your fucking ass, you scored? You son of a bitch. Look at you! 702 00:45:11,876 --> 00:45:15,504 You'll love this. I know how you like Middle Eastern food. 703 00:45:15,671 --> 00:45:19,007 And Uncle Stevie, he's a good friend. He's very robust. 704 00:45:19,175 --> 00:45:22,219 Holy fucking shitass, Dougie, you fucking scored? 705 00:45:22,387 --> 00:45:25,514 You just fisted that motherfucker right in the ass. 706 00:45:25,681 --> 00:45:28,058 Fuck, I'm so sorry. I'm so fucking sorry. 707 00:45:28,226 --> 00:45:30,894 - There he is! There's the guy. - Hey! 708 00:45:31,062 --> 00:45:33,730 Dougie, my friend, good to see you as always, eh? 709 00:45:33,898 --> 00:45:37,859 That's my top customer right there. Five times a week I see you, right? 710 00:45:38,027 --> 00:45:42,656 I watched this guy fight three guys, knock out all their teeth. 711 00:45:42,824 --> 00:45:46,326 Three guys! Four teeth! One game. It was unbelievable. 712 00:45:46,494 --> 00:45:50,497 I'm so excited! Fuck it! Doner on the house tonight. 713 00:45:50,665 --> 00:45:53,125 - (CHEERING) - For you, anything. 714 00:45:53,292 --> 00:45:57,587 Doner sauce on the house, everybody, don't get excited. 715 00:45:58,464 --> 00:46:01,383 - Hey! - Okay, the sauce. 716 00:46:01,551 --> 00:46:02,926 Water down the sauce. 717 00:46:03,094 --> 00:46:05,595 So could we get anything for this on eBay? 718 00:46:05,763 --> 00:46:11,059 I don't think so. No, I wanted to give it to Mom and Dad, if they wanted it. 719 00:46:12,061 --> 00:46:14,271 Seeing it's just... 720 00:46:15,940 --> 00:46:17,315 Here. 721 00:46:17,483 --> 00:46:23,280 Douglas, it's good to see that you're having fun with this, you know, hobby. 722 00:46:23,448 --> 00:46:25,740 It's not a hobby, it's my job. 723 00:46:25,908 --> 00:46:28,827 I'm a hockey player. 724 00:46:28,995 --> 00:46:31,455 Have you thought about the head injuries 725 00:46:31,622 --> 00:46:34,541 that come with such a violent sport, the concussions? 726 00:46:34,709 --> 00:46:37,335 - How long do you think you can do it? - Mom... 727 00:46:37,503 --> 00:46:41,173 It's an infantile way for a man to spend his adult years. 728 00:46:41,340 --> 00:46:44,634 - No, it isn't. - You can do anything. 729 00:46:44,802 --> 00:46:46,887 - No, I couldn't. - You could teach. 730 00:46:47,054 --> 00:46:49,431 I can't, okay? 731 00:46:49,599 --> 00:46:52,434 I can't because I'm stupid. I'm stupid. 732 00:46:52,602 --> 00:46:55,770 - Doug, you're not that stupid. - I am. 733 00:46:55,938 --> 00:46:59,816 I'm stupid. You're gay. I'm stupid, he's gay. 734 00:46:59,984 --> 00:47:01,485 - Stupid, gay. - We get it. 735 00:47:01,652 --> 00:47:03,570 - Stupid, gay. - Okay. 736 00:47:03,738 --> 00:47:05,780 You have one stupid son and a gay son. 737 00:47:05,948 --> 00:47:07,741 - Oh, God. - For once in my life, 738 00:47:07,909 --> 00:47:09,618 I'm a part of something. 739 00:47:09,785 --> 00:47:14,164 I get to wear a uniform that doesn't have "Security" on it. 740 00:47:14,332 --> 00:47:18,502 Kids buy it and they wear it and it's got our name on it. 741 00:47:19,921 --> 00:47:24,716 For whatever reason you guys think that I can be smart enough to be a doctor. 742 00:47:24,884 --> 00:47:28,929 I have fist smarts. I can fight. I'm strong. 743 00:47:29,096 --> 00:47:30,514 I could protect people. 744 00:47:30,681 --> 00:47:34,559 That's who I am, it's what I do, and you should be proud of me. 745 00:47:34,727 --> 00:47:38,355 We should be proud of you? They call you Thug, for Christ's sake. 746 00:47:39,524 --> 00:47:43,777 It might as well say "Security" on the back of your sweater. Excuse me. 747 00:47:51,077 --> 00:47:53,411 - Doug, I am proud of you. - Thanks, buddy. 748 00:47:53,579 --> 00:47:56,998 I am going to go with Mom and Dad, okay? 749 00:47:57,625 --> 00:47:59,793 They got my passport. 750 00:48:02,004 --> 00:48:06,550 Look, no disrespect intended but honestly? Fuck your parents 751 00:48:06,717 --> 00:48:09,010 if they don't fucking appreciate you. 752 00:48:09,178 --> 00:48:11,972 I mean, look at you. You're a fucking beast. 753 00:48:12,139 --> 00:48:15,141 You're like the fucking Hebrew Dolph Lundgren. 754 00:48:15,309 --> 00:48:17,644 You don't get what I'm saying, do you? 755 00:48:17,812 --> 00:48:24,025 Watching you tonight was like watching a bunch of fucking birds flying in a V. 756 00:48:24,193 --> 00:48:28,238 It was instinct, purpose... 757 00:48:28,406 --> 00:48:32,117 It was like you were doing what you were born to do. 758 00:48:32,285 --> 00:48:35,537 I mean, Jesus Christ, Doug, look at your fucking fist. 759 00:48:36,455 --> 00:48:38,915 It's the size of my Uncle Murphy's prostate. 760 00:48:40,042 --> 00:48:43,670 - (DOUG) Let's get hammered. - (PAT) Let's get so fucking drunk 761 00:48:43,838 --> 00:48:46,756 we see each other's doner sauce on the floor. 762 00:48:50,344 --> 00:48:55,890 # So if you want to join me for a while 763 00:48:58,019 --> 00:49:00,353 # Just grab your hat 764 00:49:00,521 --> 00:49:04,316 # Come travel light That's hobo style... # 765 00:49:04,483 --> 00:49:08,862 You don't know shit about hockey, you skinny-ass Don Cherry. 766 00:49:09,030 --> 00:49:11,323 You're fucking spitting on me. Fuck you! 767 00:49:11,490 --> 00:49:13,867 - What the hell? Stop it! - Fuck you! 768 00:49:14,035 --> 00:49:16,870 Whoa! Come on! You're spitting everywhere. 769 00:49:17,038 --> 00:49:19,623 - Your friend is sick. - So's this Frenchman. 770 00:49:19,790 --> 00:49:22,959 - You people live like animals. - (HAWKING) 771 00:49:23,127 --> 00:49:26,087 Oh! 772 00:49:26,255 --> 00:49:27,756 Fuck you! 773 00:49:35,056 --> 00:49:38,308 - What's your problem? - I'll tell you my problem. 774 00:49:38,476 --> 00:49:41,144 How many minutes did you play tonight? 775 00:49:41,312 --> 00:49:42,771 I don't know. About eleven. 776 00:49:42,938 --> 00:49:45,732 - So? - You skate like shit 777 00:49:45,900 --> 00:49:48,985 but you play eleven fucking minutes. 778 00:49:50,905 --> 00:49:54,074 Who the fuck are you? I'm a fucking hockey player. 779 00:49:54,241 --> 00:49:56,826 You steal my A, you steal my power play. 780 00:49:56,994 --> 00:49:59,537 You're a fucking goon, a thug. 781 00:49:59,705 --> 00:50:01,122 You're fucking nothing! 782 00:50:17,556 --> 00:50:20,058 You're not a hockey player. 783 00:50:20,226 --> 00:50:23,186 The only reason I'm not knocking your teeth out 784 00:50:23,354 --> 00:50:24,729 is becuase you're on my team. 785 00:50:26,482 --> 00:50:30,193 Do you know what would happen if I stopped watching your back? 786 00:50:30,361 --> 00:50:32,737 Yeah. It would be like before you came. 787 00:50:33,531 --> 00:50:36,032 I liked that better. 788 00:50:55,678 --> 00:50:57,262 (EVGENl) We have not pissed together 789 00:50:57,430 --> 00:50:59,848 since we double-teamed Belchior's mother. 790 00:51:00,015 --> 00:51:02,851 - We pissed on her, too. - All right! 791 00:51:04,812 --> 00:51:07,981 You pissed on my leg! 792 00:51:08,149 --> 00:51:10,442 All right, lads, all right. 793 00:51:11,527 --> 00:51:13,987 We're in the shit, now. This is Quebec. 794 00:51:14,155 --> 00:51:18,992 Get your fucking game faces on. This is about to get ugly. 795 00:51:19,160 --> 00:51:21,995 We have four games left. We only need two of them. 796 00:51:22,163 --> 00:51:25,081 Shove your têtes carrées up their derrières 797 00:51:25,249 --> 00:51:28,251 and rip their fucking hearts out. 798 00:51:28,419 --> 00:51:29,878 Let's go get 'em, boys. 799 00:51:32,923 --> 00:51:34,924 (# ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 800 00:51:37,178 --> 00:51:40,221 (CROWD BOOING) 801 00:51:44,643 --> 00:51:46,728 (BOOING AND JEERING) 802 00:51:55,988 --> 00:51:58,114 (SHOUTS IN FRENCH) 803 00:52:06,665 --> 00:52:09,501 (CHEERING) 804 00:52:11,504 --> 00:52:13,087 (SPEAKING FRENCH) 805 00:52:19,386 --> 00:52:22,847 (MARCO) You're with me tonight, Mommy. You're with me tonight. 806 00:52:23,766 --> 00:52:27,393 You can feel the energy. Take this energy onto the ice. 807 00:52:27,561 --> 00:52:31,731 Dougie, you shadow Laflamme. Gord, Laflamme, you're starting. 808 00:52:31,899 --> 00:52:33,858 Boys, we win this fucking thing. 809 00:52:34,026 --> 00:52:36,402 Let's play like we're supposed to be here. 810 00:52:36,570 --> 00:52:40,073 Right, go on. 811 00:52:40,241 --> 00:52:43,117 Doug, on Laflamme. Stick to him. 812 00:52:43,285 --> 00:52:47,205 Remember, we're all in this together. When that puck drops, we all drop. 813 00:52:47,373 --> 00:52:48,957 Shut the fuck up. 814 00:52:49,124 --> 00:52:53,461 (COMMENTATOR) Here we go. The fries are Frenched, the cheese is curded, 815 00:52:53,629 --> 00:52:56,297 - Let's pour gravy on me... - Drop the fucking puck! 816 00:52:56,465 --> 00:52:58,174 ...and dig in. 817 00:52:58,342 --> 00:53:02,971 Halifax gets the face off. Laflamme comes up ice with a full head of steam. 818 00:53:03,138 --> 00:53:08,518 Simard lines up Laflamme, Laflamme avoids him. Simard flies into the boards. 819 00:53:08,686 --> 00:53:11,938 Laflamme moves up the right side towards the net... 820 00:53:12,106 --> 00:53:15,233 - He scored! - Come on! 821 00:53:15,401 --> 00:53:19,654 Quebec totally lost control and Laflamme cashed in. 822 00:53:19,822 --> 00:53:21,573 Nice job! 823 00:53:29,957 --> 00:53:33,167 Laflamme picks up the puck behind the net. 824 00:53:33,335 --> 00:53:35,545 He spins away from that threat. 825 00:53:35,713 --> 00:53:38,464 At the centre line. He takes a look, makes a pass. 826 00:53:38,632 --> 00:53:40,717 - Laflamme moves into position. - Back! 827 00:53:40,885 --> 00:53:44,095 He gets it back again. 828 00:53:48,017 --> 00:53:49,851 Man on! Man on! 829 00:53:52,938 --> 00:53:56,316 - Hey! What the fuck? - Glatt was looking the other way. 830 00:54:01,572 --> 00:54:03,364 (WHISTLE) 831 00:54:04,533 --> 00:54:06,743 - Get him off! - That's it! 832 00:54:06,911 --> 00:54:09,537 - That's it! - Get him off. 833 00:54:09,705 --> 00:54:11,789 That's it. 834 00:54:18,422 --> 00:54:22,884 They're calling for the stretcher. This is getting scary, folks. 835 00:54:30,434 --> 00:54:33,102 Jesus Christ. 836 00:54:35,522 --> 00:54:37,482 (KIM) Xavier! 837 00:54:37,650 --> 00:54:40,818 (RONNIE) He's got a concussion. He may not be back at all. 838 00:54:40,986 --> 00:54:45,657 And for what you did to Simard, you've been suspended for one game. 839 00:54:45,824 --> 00:54:47,659 Glatt, this team counts on you. 840 00:54:47,826 --> 00:54:50,954 Whatever it is that is making you fucking ovulate, 841 00:54:51,121 --> 00:54:54,624 you better figure it out and get your fucking shit together. 842 00:54:54,792 --> 00:54:58,211 And for those of you who think you've got no practice tomorrow, 843 00:54:58,379 --> 00:55:01,339 6am, bag skate, pussies! 844 00:55:01,507 --> 00:55:04,050 I want to see every single one of you 845 00:55:04,218 --> 00:55:07,512 work your fucking asses off until you puke your guts out. 846 00:55:07,680 --> 00:55:10,181 This is not fucking baseball! 847 00:55:10,349 --> 00:55:12,976 Do you want to make the playoffs or not? 848 00:55:13,435 --> 00:55:17,897 Goddamnit. And Glatt? I see you. 849 00:55:18,065 --> 00:55:20,733 You're riding the piss hole. Back of the bus. 850 00:55:28,033 --> 00:55:30,868 Roll it out, George. 851 00:55:48,470 --> 00:55:51,556 # Well, we fly by night It's like a rocket flight 852 00:55:51,724 --> 00:55:54,434 # And, baby, that's just what it's for 853 00:55:55,561 --> 00:55:58,813 # Fly by night, it makes you feel all right 854 00:55:58,981 --> 00:56:01,482 # You keep coming back for more 855 00:56:28,844 --> 00:56:32,472 # Four men in a rock and roll band 856 00:56:32,639 --> 00:56:36,476 # Fly at night, in the morning we land... # 857 00:56:36,643 --> 00:56:39,604 I can't talk right now. That's why I was texting. 858 00:56:39,772 --> 00:56:41,439 I'm sorry. I'm such a moron. 859 00:56:41,607 --> 00:56:45,193 - So you saw my headbutt, huh? - Yeah. You fucked him up. 860 00:56:45,360 --> 00:56:49,030 - Are you at the library? - No, er... 861 00:56:49,198 --> 00:56:51,824 My boyfriend got home a few days ago. 862 00:56:51,992 --> 00:56:56,245 - Why did you text me, then? - I dig talking to you 863 00:56:56,413 --> 00:56:58,081 and now I'm thinking about you 864 00:56:58,248 --> 00:57:01,542 and sometimes I sleep with Angus the Highlander doll. 865 00:57:01,710 --> 00:57:04,962 There's nothing weird about that. It's official. 866 00:57:05,130 --> 00:57:07,632 Yeah, Doug. I know. 867 00:57:08,717 --> 00:57:12,970 Look, I'm a bad girlfriend, Doug. 868 00:57:13,138 --> 00:57:16,682 I mean, all we did was make out. 869 00:57:16,850 --> 00:57:22,271 I'm a slut, Doug. I'm horny a lot. I sleep around. 870 00:57:22,439 --> 00:57:25,733 - Oh, okay. - That doesn't bother you? 871 00:57:25,901 --> 00:57:30,738 The truth is, I just... I have a really huge crush on you. 872 00:57:35,619 --> 00:57:37,453 I've got to go, Doug. 873 00:57:37,621 --> 00:57:39,455 (FLUSHING) 874 00:58:10,779 --> 00:58:12,405 Hello, sir. 875 00:58:12,573 --> 00:58:15,032 My name is Doug Glatt. 876 00:58:18,745 --> 00:58:21,289 Ross Rhea. Nice to meet you, kid. 877 00:58:21,456 --> 00:58:23,791 - Nice to meet you, too. - Sit down. 878 00:58:23,959 --> 00:58:26,335 Thanks. 879 00:58:26,503 --> 00:58:28,421 So you're the new me, eh? 880 00:58:28,589 --> 00:58:31,674 Huh! I don't know about that. 881 00:58:31,842 --> 00:58:35,219 - I don't think so. - Everyone else seems to. 882 00:58:36,930 --> 00:58:39,182 It's good. Good for you, kid. 883 00:58:39,349 --> 00:58:40,725 Thank you. 884 00:58:40,893 --> 00:58:44,061 So why are you wandering around St John's at 3am? 885 00:58:44,229 --> 00:58:50,902 - Aren't you playing us tonight? - Not me. I got suspended a game. 886 00:58:52,070 --> 00:58:55,740 Too bad. I ain't much for waiting around. 887 00:58:58,452 --> 00:59:01,537 You're a tough bastard out there. You can fucking bang. 888 00:59:01,705 --> 00:59:03,539 Thank you. Thanks so much. 889 00:59:03,707 --> 00:59:07,668 - I'm going to impart some wisdom. - I could really use some of that. 890 00:59:07,836 --> 00:59:12,006 Everybody loves the soldiers until they come home and stop fighting. 891 00:59:12,174 --> 00:59:14,425 You understand what I'm saying? 892 00:59:14,593 --> 00:59:16,886 Erm... I don't know. No. 893 00:59:17,054 --> 00:59:22,808 Kid, you got this thing, the stuff, the shit, the fucking grit. You got it, like me. 894 00:59:22,976 --> 00:59:25,895 But like me, that's all you fucking got. 895 00:59:26,063 --> 00:59:30,358 And like me, you're no good to anyone doing anything else. 896 00:59:31,818 --> 00:59:36,906 Don't go trying to be a hockey player. You'll get your heart ripped out. 897 00:59:38,575 --> 00:59:42,203 - But I am a hockey player, sir. - You're a fucking goon. 898 00:59:42,371 --> 00:59:47,208 - That plays hockey. Like you. - I don't play much hockey. 899 00:59:47,376 --> 00:59:49,669 You're a hockey player, sir. 900 00:59:49,836 --> 00:59:52,380 You know they just want you to bleed, right? 901 00:59:54,132 --> 00:59:57,969 I'm here to do whatever they need me to do. If they need me to bleed, 902 00:59:58,136 --> 00:59:59,971 then I'll bleed for my team. 903 01:00:03,183 --> 01:00:05,017 Yeah. 904 01:00:05,185 --> 01:00:08,771 I suppose you heard I'm going to retire at the end of this season? 905 01:00:08,939 --> 01:00:11,065 I've been at this since I was 17 906 01:00:11,233 --> 01:00:16,279 but I'm not going to go out like some nancy-boy fuck. You understand? 907 01:00:16,446 --> 01:00:18,197 Yeah, I understand. 908 01:00:18,365 --> 01:00:23,077 You have my respect, whatever that means to you - you got it. 909 01:00:23,245 --> 01:00:26,455 But know this shit hard. 910 01:00:26,623 --> 01:00:29,041 If ever it gets down to the marrow 911 01:00:29,209 --> 01:00:30,876 and it's you and me, 912 01:00:31,044 --> 01:00:35,840 kid, I will lay you the fuck out. 913 01:01:00,324 --> 01:01:02,450 (CROWD CHEERING) 914 01:01:04,745 --> 01:01:07,079 Come on! 915 01:01:11,168 --> 01:01:13,085 Fucking... Let me... Fucking... 916 01:01:13,253 --> 01:01:15,171 Get the fuck off me! 917 01:01:18,633 --> 01:01:21,344 (ROSS) Everyone knows what I'm here for. 918 01:01:21,511 --> 01:01:24,680 - (MAN) To kick fucking ass! - (CHEERING) 919 01:01:26,433 --> 01:01:29,185 That's right. I fight. 920 01:01:29,353 --> 01:01:34,940 I fight for my team. They need me to bleed, then I bleed. 921 01:01:35,108 --> 01:01:37,485 (CHEERING AND BANGING) 922 01:01:39,946 --> 01:01:42,531 I started my career here at St John's. 923 01:01:42,699 --> 01:01:47,203 I think it's only fitting that I'm winding it up here. 924 01:01:47,371 --> 01:01:52,083 That being said, I still got some fight in me left. 925 01:01:52,250 --> 01:01:53,793 (CHEERING) 926 01:01:53,960 --> 01:01:56,837 What do you say, boys? Let's go to playoffs. 927 01:01:57,005 --> 01:02:00,633 Give an old man one last shot at the rink. God bless Newfoundland. 928 01:02:06,973 --> 01:02:08,682 It's a rough physical game tonight. 929 01:02:08,850 --> 01:02:12,770 Both teams battling for the eighth and final playoff spot. 930 01:02:15,232 --> 01:02:18,692 - Come on! - Stevenson is levelled by Rhea. 931 01:02:18,860 --> 01:02:21,737 - Where's the call? - And the Shamrocks score! 932 01:02:21,905 --> 01:02:24,281 St John's has taken an early lead. 933 01:02:24,449 --> 01:02:30,287 Rhea absolutely running over the poor Highlanders. It's energy on the ice. 934 01:02:30,455 --> 01:02:33,290 (RONNIE) Cheap shot, Rhea. No need. 935 01:02:36,002 --> 01:02:37,753 (OGILVEY) Take it. 936 01:02:37,921 --> 01:02:40,131 - I got to fight you. - Come on, Gord. 937 01:02:40,298 --> 01:02:43,676 - You know how this ends. - No shit. 938 01:02:44,678 --> 01:02:47,138 - Come here. Come on. - Oh! Are you sure? 939 01:02:50,851 --> 01:02:52,643 Come on, Gord. 940 01:02:57,357 --> 01:02:59,024 Whoa, whoa! 941 01:03:08,743 --> 01:03:10,703 I can do this all night, boys. 942 01:03:10,871 --> 01:03:14,790 - Only Ogilvey's third fight of his career. - (MAN SHOUTING) 943 01:03:14,958 --> 01:03:17,293 If I wanted any lip from you, I'll rattle my zipper. 944 01:03:17,461 --> 01:03:21,505 A for effort, Captain, and D for Doug Glatt. 945 01:03:21,673 --> 01:03:24,383 Are you there, Doug?! It's me, Margaret! 946 01:03:39,858 --> 01:03:44,945 # Rain, rain, rain showers 947 01:03:47,282 --> 01:03:50,493 # So glad that you came... # 948 01:03:50,660 --> 01:03:53,871 Xavier, are you up? I'm an idiot. 949 01:03:54,039 --> 01:03:57,583 From now on, no matter what happens, if you want to punch me in the face 950 01:03:57,751 --> 01:04:01,712 or spit in my mouth while I'm asleep, it doesn't matter. 951 01:04:01,880 --> 01:04:04,715 I'm always going to be watching your back. 952 01:04:04,883 --> 01:04:08,385 I think we both have a light in our stomachs, a special light, 953 01:04:08,553 --> 01:04:12,264 like ET, and the team needs somebody to light the way. 954 01:04:12,432 --> 01:04:15,351 My stomach light needs your stomach light. 955 01:04:16,811 --> 01:04:19,021 We can all phone home together. 956 01:04:19,189 --> 01:04:23,567 # And I don't know why I wait... # 957 01:04:23,735 --> 01:04:26,904 Two home games left, both must-wins 958 01:04:27,072 --> 01:04:30,115 or they're going to wind up on the golf course early. 959 01:04:30,283 --> 01:04:32,284 That doesn't sound so bad to me. 960 01:04:32,452 --> 01:04:35,412 18 holes and a Reuben. 961 01:04:35,580 --> 01:04:38,040 Here come the Highlanders! 962 01:04:50,387 --> 01:04:53,305 Glatt, what the fuck? Hockey! 963 01:04:53,473 --> 01:04:55,599 Head up, head up. Go, go, go, go. 964 01:04:58,645 --> 01:05:01,897 Glatt, what are you doing? 965 01:05:02,065 --> 01:05:05,150 Here's the pass over to Laflamme. 966 01:05:05,318 --> 01:05:09,363 He's run into by Finnirty and now Glatt comes in. 967 01:05:41,479 --> 01:05:44,023 (CROWD) Doug! Doug! Doug! Doug! 968 01:05:46,526 --> 01:05:48,235 Hey, man. 969 01:05:49,404 --> 01:05:51,196 Nice fight. 970 01:05:51,364 --> 01:05:53,657 (CROWD) Doug! Doug! Doug! Doug! 971 01:05:54,326 --> 01:05:55,743 (WHISTLE) 972 01:05:55,910 --> 01:05:59,538 The puck's in the Highlanders' zone and they bring it away. 973 01:05:59,706 --> 01:06:04,251 Here's Laflamme, he moves it over to Glatt, he gets it back to Laflamme. 974 01:06:04,419 --> 01:06:09,965 He scored! Laflamme scores the goal with an assist going to Glatt. 975 01:06:10,133 --> 01:06:13,052 Whoo! 976 01:06:13,219 --> 01:06:15,429 Nice one, Dougie! 977 01:06:17,807 --> 01:06:20,351 - Nice assist, man. - Thanks. 978 01:06:20,518 --> 01:06:22,978 69! Doug! 979 01:06:23,146 --> 01:06:25,147 69! Yeah! 980 01:06:28,943 --> 01:06:31,445 Well, it has come down to this, folks. 981 01:06:31,613 --> 01:06:35,741 The Highlanders need this win to keep their playoff hopes alive. 982 01:06:35,909 --> 01:06:42,414 Laflamme serving a major with his team nursing a tenuous one-goal lead. 983 01:06:42,582 --> 01:06:45,334 Can they hang on? 984 01:06:45,502 --> 01:06:47,503 I love you, Mom. 985 01:06:47,671 --> 01:06:50,964 - (WHISTLE) - Dougie, keep that crease clean! 986 01:06:51,132 --> 01:06:53,425 Stay by that crease the whole time. 987 01:07:00,725 --> 01:07:03,477 Let's get fucking real. Let's get fucking real. 988 01:07:04,604 --> 01:07:06,730 Now the puck is back to the point. 989 01:07:06,898 --> 01:07:12,569 - There's going on six attackers. - Hold the box, boys. 990 01:07:14,364 --> 01:07:16,031 There's a shot coming in... 991 01:07:17,367 --> 01:07:21,078 - Come on, Dougie! - Seconds tick down. There's 27 of them. 992 01:07:22,038 --> 01:07:24,039 Come on, now, let's go! 993 01:07:25,208 --> 01:07:27,543 - Clear it out! - Clear the fucking crease! 994 01:07:27,711 --> 01:07:34,425 (BELCHIOR) I can't see the shot. Go right, go right. I'm down! I'm down! 995 01:08:02,579 --> 01:08:04,580 (CROWD) Three, two... 996 01:08:04,748 --> 01:08:07,541 - (YELLS) ...one... 997 01:08:07,709 --> 01:08:10,127 - (CHEERING) - No goal, no goal. 998 01:08:12,881 --> 01:08:15,507 You're gonna die, you motherfuckers! 999 01:08:18,303 --> 01:08:20,137 Dougie! Doug! 1000 01:08:22,390 --> 01:08:25,100 - Eat it, puss-puss. - Fight like a fucking man! 1001 01:08:25,268 --> 01:08:27,102 Come on! 1002 01:08:28,480 --> 01:08:31,398 You've done it before, you pussy. 1003 01:08:31,566 --> 01:08:33,734 I know you fuck your players. Don't deny it. 1004 01:08:33,902 --> 01:08:36,528 - Did we win? - Get him out of there, please. 1005 01:08:37,947 --> 01:08:40,574 You stopped it, man. You fucking did it. 1006 01:08:44,162 --> 01:08:46,205 Oh, fuck. 1007 01:08:50,543 --> 01:08:55,547 - It didn't hurt at all. - Dougie, you did it. We won it. 1008 01:08:55,715 --> 01:08:58,383 (# "Nessun Dorma") 1009 01:09:04,557 --> 01:09:06,809 Big win here tonight for Halifax 1010 01:09:06,976 --> 01:09:10,896 but they'll still need one more if they're to advance to the playoffs. 1011 01:09:11,064 --> 01:09:15,108 They meet the St John's Shamrocks for the eighth and final playoffs spot 1012 01:09:15,276 --> 01:09:17,903 and if the hockey gods truly exist, 1013 01:09:18,071 --> 01:09:21,073 and aren't just a figment of my ageing imagination, 1014 01:09:21,241 --> 01:09:25,160 we'll finally get to see that long-awaited battle 1015 01:09:25,328 --> 01:09:29,122 between Ross Rhea and Doug Glatt. 1016 01:09:29,290 --> 01:09:30,749 Okay. 1017 01:09:32,335 --> 01:09:35,212 Gather round here, Highlanders. 1018 01:09:35,380 --> 01:09:38,298 Belchie! Fucking horse cock, get over here. 1019 01:09:38,466 --> 01:09:42,219 Listen, boys, this was a solid fucking effort tonight. 1020 01:09:42,387 --> 01:09:45,597 I fucking loved it and Dougie took one in the face! 1021 01:09:45,765 --> 01:09:47,558 (CHEERING) 1022 01:09:48,977 --> 01:09:52,271 - I'm high on painkillers. - Pass the duchy, man. 1023 01:09:52,438 --> 01:09:54,481 I got some for you. 1024 01:09:54,649 --> 01:10:01,280 I am so fucking proud. You are un-fucking-real. 1025 01:10:01,447 --> 01:10:05,784 The stuff that you're... that is 1026 01:10:05,952 --> 01:10:08,996 is fucking great. 1027 01:10:09,163 --> 01:10:11,456 - Thank you. - You're our knight. 1028 01:10:11,624 --> 01:10:14,543 You're fucking all right, eh? 1029 01:10:14,711 --> 01:10:17,379 - Thanks, Coach. - (MOBILE) 1030 01:10:24,304 --> 01:10:26,138 Eva! 1031 01:10:26,639 --> 01:10:28,515 - Hey, hey. - (SOBBING) 1032 01:10:30,310 --> 01:10:32,728 No! Hey, what happened? 1033 01:10:32,896 --> 01:10:35,188 - Did you just watch "Rudy"? - No. 1034 01:10:35,356 --> 01:10:37,649 I did it. I broke up with him. 1035 01:10:37,817 --> 01:10:41,695 - Holy shit. - I don't even know what the fuck... 1036 01:10:41,863 --> 01:10:44,323 Hey, come on. 1037 01:10:44,490 --> 01:10:48,577 From what I saw of him, he seemed like a really nice guy. 1038 01:10:48,745 --> 01:10:52,998 I'm just not in love with him. 1039 01:10:54,125 --> 01:10:55,918 - You're not? - No. 1040 01:10:56,085 --> 01:10:59,046 You. 1041 01:11:01,007 --> 01:11:04,301 You make me want to stop sleeping with a bunch of guys. 1042 01:11:05,887 --> 01:11:08,805 That's the nicest thing anybody's ever said to me. 1043 01:11:45,259 --> 01:11:49,513 I'm so sorry. It's my fault. She's a wonderful girl. 1044 01:11:52,642 --> 01:11:54,101 Hit me again. 1045 01:11:58,147 --> 01:12:01,316 - Hi, there, I'm Eva. - This is er... 1046 01:12:02,777 --> 01:12:05,153 Dakota? 1047 01:12:06,030 --> 01:12:08,699 - Yeah. Whatever. - (DOOR OPENS) 1048 01:12:08,866 --> 01:12:10,575 Doug, where were you? 1049 01:12:10,743 --> 01:12:14,454 - Oh, my God! - What the fuck happened to you? 1050 01:12:14,622 --> 01:12:17,207 What, this? 1051 01:12:17,375 --> 01:12:20,669 - It's nothing. - What the fuck happened, Doug? 1052 01:12:20,837 --> 01:12:26,216 - When you deserve a beating you take it. - Oh, Jesus, Doug. 1053 01:12:27,343 --> 01:12:30,345 ...St John's and Halifax, this will matk the first occasion 1054 01:12:30,513 --> 01:12:33,932 that Ross Rhea and Xavier Laflamme will share the ice 1055 01:12:34,100 --> 01:12:36,935 since that brutal hit three years ago in Montreal. 1056 01:12:37,103 --> 01:12:40,063 - Laflamme was severely concussed... - Christ. 1057 01:12:40,231 --> 01:12:43,400 ...and never found his legs again... - I made a dive. 1058 01:12:43,568 --> 01:12:45,402 Talk about putting out Laflamme. 1059 01:12:48,614 --> 01:12:52,284 (BAGPIPES PLAY "Scotland the Brave") 1060 01:13:19,604 --> 01:13:22,439 Look at you. Did you fall off a toilet paper roll? 1061 01:13:22,607 --> 01:13:25,067 Do you pee rainbows? Do you fart cinnamon? 1062 01:13:25,234 --> 01:13:28,987 - Don't ruin this for Doug. - Do rainbows come out your nipples? 1063 01:13:37,622 --> 01:13:41,291 I'm not here because I'm a good captain, because I'm not. 1064 01:13:41,459 --> 01:13:43,960 I fucked up a lot of things in my life. 1065 01:13:44,128 --> 01:13:47,380 I lost my woman and I don't see my kid enough 1066 01:13:47,548 --> 01:13:51,927 and I guess what I'm trying to say is I feel I've gained a family 1067 01:13:52,095 --> 01:13:54,096 with you boys. 1068 01:13:58,059 --> 01:14:01,561 You skated, you fought and you fucking bled 1069 01:14:01,729 --> 01:14:05,690 and you have earned every piece of this. 1070 01:14:05,858 --> 01:14:08,401 You got that shit that makes you keep going 1071 01:14:08,569 --> 01:14:10,821 long after you got no reason to. 1072 01:14:12,573 --> 01:14:14,241 That Doug shit. 1073 01:14:14,408 --> 01:14:16,451 He's got it. He's got the stuff. 1074 01:14:19,038 --> 01:14:21,832 Not matter what happens out there they will know... 1075 01:14:21,999 --> 01:14:25,585 - (YELLS) ...the Highlanders were here. 1076 01:14:25,753 --> 01:14:29,631 (PIPES AND DRUMS PLAY "Scotland the Brave") 1077 01:14:33,010 --> 01:14:36,221 - Highlanders! - Highlanders! 1078 01:14:36,389 --> 01:14:39,182 Highlanders! Highlanders! 1079 01:14:39,350 --> 01:14:51,611 Highlanders! Highlanders! Highlanders! 1080 01:14:57,869 --> 01:15:00,996 (CROWD CHEERING) 1081 01:15:16,095 --> 01:15:18,430 Come on, Highlanders! 1082 01:15:19,390 --> 01:15:21,308 - Yes! - Highlanders! 1083 01:15:23,144 --> 01:15:24,603 (BOOING) 1084 01:15:25,479 --> 01:15:27,981 Hey, Lemmy! Fuck you! 1085 01:15:28,149 --> 01:15:31,234 - Je parle pas français. - Fuck him. 1086 01:15:31,402 --> 01:15:34,571 So the Halifax Highlanders and the St John Shamrocks. 1087 01:15:34,739 --> 01:15:36,323 It's all on the line here. 1088 01:15:36,490 --> 01:15:41,077 The eighth and final playoff spot and this should be a confrontation. 1089 01:15:41,245 --> 01:15:43,496 No glory holes here tonight. 1090 01:15:48,127 --> 01:15:50,795 Rhea runs into a couple of Halifax players. 1091 01:15:50,963 --> 01:15:53,506 Takes a shot. The save is made by Belchior. 1092 01:15:53,674 --> 01:15:55,717 Hey, hey! 1093 01:16:01,390 --> 01:16:03,058 He's a one-man wrecking crew. 1094 01:16:03,226 --> 01:16:06,102 - Too many men on the ice. - Get the fuck out. 1095 01:16:06,270 --> 01:16:10,148 Ross Rhea! You cheap motherfucker! You cheap bastard! 1096 01:16:10,316 --> 01:16:15,195 Ross Rhea steals the puck, he puts it out in front, he scores! 1097 01:16:16,239 --> 01:16:18,198 - Fuck you, Rhea. - Ha! 1098 01:16:18,366 --> 01:16:20,700 Come on. 1099 01:16:29,001 --> 01:16:31,836 I'm going to score a goal just for you, right now. 1100 01:16:32,004 --> 01:16:36,049 Here's Laflamme steps onto the ice. He calls for the puck. 1101 01:16:36,217 --> 01:16:38,510 He takes the pass. Here comes Laflamme. 1102 01:16:38,678 --> 01:16:42,722 He's straight up the middle, through the defence. Shot... 1103 01:16:42,890 --> 01:16:45,767 - (CLANK) - (GROANS) 1104 01:16:47,395 --> 01:16:49,938 - Let's go. - Give me it! 1105 01:16:50,106 --> 01:16:53,733 - God-fucking-damnit! - The fans are frustrated. 1106 01:16:53,901 --> 01:16:57,028 - The Halifax team can't buy a goal. - Come on Halifax! 1107 01:16:57,905 --> 01:17:00,573 Great save, Belchior! 1108 01:17:03,703 --> 01:17:07,789 - We just saw Rhea come off the ice. - Glatt, Laflamme. 1109 01:17:07,957 --> 01:17:12,877 - Let's go, boys. Stick with him. - Rhea gets onto the ice at the same time. 1110 01:17:13,045 --> 01:17:14,921 This could get scary. 1111 01:17:18,718 --> 01:17:21,219 - Are they going to have a go? - Come on. 1112 01:17:23,514 --> 01:17:26,308 - Come on. - Here we go. 1113 01:17:26,475 --> 01:17:29,394 Rhea skates away. Oh, he's suckered him. 1114 01:17:29,562 --> 01:17:33,106 - What the shit is that? - He forced him to take a penalty. 1115 01:17:33,274 --> 01:17:35,233 - Fucker! - Fuck you! 1116 01:17:35,401 --> 01:17:38,820 Ref, you can't call that! He was fucking instigating. 1117 01:17:38,988 --> 01:17:41,948 You got to keep your boy out of the box, Ronnie. 1118 01:17:43,409 --> 01:17:45,243 Ah! 1119 01:17:46,996 --> 01:17:50,874 Short-handed situation. A great opportunity. 1120 01:17:52,043 --> 01:17:54,210 - Rhea! - I got it. 1121 01:17:54,378 --> 01:17:56,421 - He scores! - Shit. 1122 01:17:56,589 --> 01:18:01,718 Here we go now, boys. Real hockey. Let's go now. Yes, sir! 1123 01:18:04,555 --> 01:18:06,348 (WHISTLE) 1124 01:18:06,515 --> 01:18:10,643 That's the drop. Laflamme out on ice now, Rhea as well. 1125 01:18:10,811 --> 01:18:12,937 (COACH) Let's go, let's go. 1126 01:18:13,105 --> 01:18:16,608 And now Laflamme takes a run at big Rhea. 1127 01:18:16,776 --> 01:18:19,819 - That's shit bad luck. - You want some? Huh? 1128 01:18:19,987 --> 01:18:23,698 Eh? You want some? Remember what happened last time? 1129 01:18:25,785 --> 01:18:27,619 - Glatt steps in - (CHEERING) 1130 01:18:27,787 --> 01:18:29,245 That's a dirty shot, Doug. 1131 01:18:30,581 --> 01:18:33,333 Come on, boys, let's play. Come on, come on. 1132 01:18:36,087 --> 01:18:38,630 (REFS SHOUTING) 1133 01:18:42,176 --> 01:18:45,762 Early in the third. Glatt and Rhea are in the penalty box. 1134 01:18:45,930 --> 01:18:49,557 The puck has gone down to the Halifax zone. 1135 01:18:49,725 --> 01:18:53,269 - Halifax! - Halifax! 1136 01:18:58,692 --> 01:19:01,152 Doug! Doug! Doug! Doug! 1137 01:19:01,320 --> 01:19:04,114 Looks like these fans are after blood tonight. 1138 01:19:04,281 --> 01:19:06,116 Doug, Doug, Doug, Doug! 1139 01:19:06,283 --> 01:19:09,536 (CROWD) Ross! Ross! Ross! Ross! 1140 01:19:09,703 --> 01:19:12,705 (CHANTING CONTINUES) 1141 01:19:18,045 --> 01:19:20,046 Kid! You ready? 1142 01:19:20,214 --> 01:19:22,465 Yes. Thank you for asking. 1143 01:19:35,813 --> 01:19:38,022 (HOOTER) 1144 01:19:46,615 --> 01:19:48,324 Ladies and gentlemen, this is actually happening. 1145 01:19:48,492 --> 01:19:51,536 Dougie "The Thug" Glatt is about to drop the gloves 1146 01:19:51,704 --> 01:19:53,746 and take on Ross "The Boss" Rhea. 1147 01:19:53,914 --> 01:19:57,083 This has all the elements of a sports masterpiece. 1148 01:19:57,251 --> 01:20:01,754 Holy fuck. We got the worried lady friend, face frozen with concern. 1149 01:20:01,922 --> 01:20:04,215 We got the gay brother. 1150 01:20:04,383 --> 01:20:07,719 Yeah. And the lovable, wise-cracking Mick best friend, 1151 01:20:07,887 --> 01:20:11,306 Orangetown son, pussy crew... 1152 01:20:11,474 --> 01:20:13,850 Oh, fuck, here we go. Oh, my God! 1153 01:20:24,695 --> 01:20:26,738 (COACH) Come on! 1154 01:20:36,624 --> 01:20:39,167 Hit him, Dougie. Take his fucking head off. 1155 01:20:39,335 --> 01:20:42,086 Glatt! Come on! 1156 01:20:46,842 --> 01:20:48,635 Come on! 1157 01:20:49,970 --> 01:20:52,514 - Shit! - Don't you fucking dare. 1158 01:20:52,681 --> 01:20:56,017 - Come on, Doug. - He's always had bad ankles. 1159 01:20:57,645 --> 01:20:59,062 Come on, Dougie. 1160 01:21:03,400 --> 01:21:05,610 Come on, hit him! 1161 01:21:10,616 --> 01:21:12,242 Fuck! 1162 01:21:12,409 --> 01:21:15,119 Yeah! You feel that shit, Rhea? 1163 01:21:15,287 --> 01:21:17,872 Finish this shit now. Come on! 1164 01:21:29,218 --> 01:21:32,512 - Oh, fuck. - (CRIES OUT) 1165 01:21:37,851 --> 01:21:40,478 - You're a fucking warrior, Doug. - Come on. 1166 01:21:40,646 --> 01:21:43,690 He's not done yet. 1167 01:22:35,200 --> 01:22:36,909 Shit. 1168 01:22:37,286 --> 01:22:38,995 (SCREAMS) 1169 01:22:47,212 --> 01:22:49,297 Doug! Oh, my God! Doug! 1170 01:22:56,597 --> 01:22:58,848 - Attaboy, Dougie. - (YELLS) 1171 01:23:02,811 --> 01:23:05,104 (HAMMERING) 1172 01:23:06,774 --> 01:23:08,483 Yeah! 1173 01:23:11,654 --> 01:23:13,780 You fucking did it, kid. You did it. 1174 01:23:13,947 --> 01:23:16,115 Doug! 1175 01:23:20,120 --> 01:23:24,207 (# CHORUS SINGS "Nessun Dorma") 1176 01:23:52,319 --> 01:23:55,947 He scores! It's 2 to 1. With 15:25 left. 1177 01:23:56,115 --> 01:24:00,618 Oh, my word. Here's Laflamme. He's breaking away! 1178 01:24:00,786 --> 01:24:03,287 - Come on, boy. - He's across the line. 1179 01:24:03,455 --> 01:24:06,958 - He scores! - Yeah! 1180 01:24:07,126 --> 01:24:11,421 He's tied this thing 2:2 with 5:23 left. 1181 01:24:12,464 --> 01:24:15,591 And here's Laflamme once again. 1182 01:24:15,759 --> 01:24:19,178 Gets through into space... 1183 01:24:19,346 --> 01:24:21,180 He scores! 1184 01:24:22,349 --> 01:24:24,642 3:2, 1:21 left. 1185 01:24:24,810 --> 01:24:28,563 What a performance by Laflamme. Three straight goals. 1186 01:24:31,400 --> 01:24:34,986 A minute and 21 at the playoffs here at Halifax. 1187 01:24:44,329 --> 01:24:45,872 I think I nailed him. 1188 01:24:46,039 --> 01:24:47,999 # As I walk around feeling really good 1189 01:24:48,167 --> 01:24:50,293 # About everything from my health to my hood 1190 01:24:50,461 --> 01:24:52,670 # I realize that I'm blessed with a life 1191 01:24:52,838 --> 01:24:55,047 # So all I've got to say is work with what you got 1192 01:24:55,215 --> 01:24:57,216 # They said my voice really wasn't made for rapping 1193 01:24:57,384 --> 01:24:59,510 # Straight out kids home, it would never happen 1194 01:24:59,678 --> 01:25:02,096 # As a teenager I had my first child 1195 01:25:02,264 --> 01:25:04,599 # And in all my photos you never see me smile 1196 01:25:04,767 --> 01:25:06,517 # But now I'm the best that ever hit it 1197 01:25:06,685 --> 01:25:08,686 # The greatest female rapper and they all must admit it 1198 01:25:08,854 --> 01:25:10,938 # To all the haters, I say thanks a lot 1199 01:25:11,106 --> 01:25:13,357 # Cos life can turn out really good if you work with what you got 1200 01:25:13,525 --> 01:25:16,027 # I know it's hard but it takes some work to be 1201 01:25:16,195 --> 01:25:17,945 # Working with what you got 1202 01:25:18,113 --> 01:25:20,406 # If you've got nothing or even if you've got it all 1203 01:25:20,574 --> 01:25:22,575 # Working with what you got 1204 01:25:22,743 --> 01:25:24,952 # I know it's hard but it takes some work to be 1205 01:25:25,120 --> 01:25:27,121 # Working with what you got 1206 01:25:27,289 --> 01:25:29,665 # If you've got nothing or even if you've got it all 1207 01:25:29,833 --> 01:25:31,751 # Working with what you got 1208 01:25:31,919 --> 01:25:34,420 # If you have an idea just think it 1209 01:25:34,588 --> 01:25:36,589 # If you have one eye just blink it 1210 01:25:36,757 --> 01:25:39,133 # If you have a double rum, just drink it 1211 01:25:39,301 --> 01:25:41,302 # Working with what you got 1212 01:25:41,470 --> 01:25:43,471 # If you got one leg just shake it 1213 01:25:43,639 --> 01:25:46,224 # If you don't want to smile just fake it 1214 01:25:46,391 --> 01:25:48,810 # If you got one potato, bake it 1215 01:25:50,020 --> 01:25:52,939 # You got to work it until you can't work it no more 1216 01:25:53,106 --> 01:25:54,732 # Working with what you got 1217 01:25:54,900 --> 01:25:57,443 # You got to work it work it until you know the score 1218 01:25:57,611 --> 01:25:59,570 # Working with what you got 1219 01:25:59,738 --> 01:26:01,989 # You got to work it till you can't work it no more 1220 01:26:02,157 --> 01:26:04,116 # Working with what you got 1221 01:26:04,284 --> 01:26:06,619 # If you've got nothing or even if you've got it all 1222 01:26:06,787 --> 01:26:08,955 # Working with what you got 1223 01:26:43,532 --> 01:26:45,616 # Let me hear you sing along 1224 01:26:45,784 --> 01:26:48,327 # I know it's hard but it takes some work to be 1225 01:26:48,495 --> 01:26:50,204 # Working with what you got 1226 01:26:50,372 --> 01:26:52,748 # If you've got nothing or Even if you got it all 1227 01:26:52,916 --> 01:26:54,876 # Working with what you got 1228 01:26:55,043 --> 01:26:57,420 # Working with what you got, oh, baby 1229 01:26:57,588 --> 01:26:59,755 # Working with what you got 1230 01:26:59,923 --> 01:27:02,008 # If you got nothing or Even if you got it all 1231 01:27:02,175 --> 01:27:04,010 # Working with what you got 1232 01:27:04,177 --> 01:27:06,762 # Any time you see life's thrown you a curve 1233 01:27:08,181 --> 01:27:11,058 # And you know deep in your heart you don't deserve 1234 01:27:13,061 --> 01:27:15,897 # You maybe taking a licking But keep on ticking 1235 01:27:17,941 --> 01:27:19,442 # That's the way it's... # 1236 01:27:19,610 --> 01:27:22,153 - Go on, Dougie! - Go on, Doug. 1237 01:27:22,321 --> 01:27:25,197 (LAUGHTER) 1238 01:27:25,365 --> 01:27:28,492 We got a fight going on. It's our new boy, Doug Smith. 1239 01:27:28,660 --> 01:27:30,661 Oh, is he working him over! 1240 01:27:30,829 --> 01:27:33,122 He's messing him up like nothing. 1241 01:27:33,290 --> 01:27:36,459 Oh, this one'll become a favourite with Johnstown fans. 1242 01:27:43,050 --> 01:27:46,302 - I can't see. - (LAUGHTER) 1243 01:27:46,470 --> 01:27:50,097 Let's get some clapping going. What the fuck? 1244 01:27:55,437 --> 01:27:58,147 Come on, Doug! 1245 01:27:58,315 --> 01:28:01,734 A few shots in and there goes Smithy! 1246 01:28:01,902 --> 01:28:06,155 And the Hammer's giving him right over right over right over right over right. 1247 01:28:06,323 --> 01:28:08,699 He's connected with about 30 punches. 1248 01:28:08,867 --> 01:28:12,453 Whoa, there's Smith! What a scrap we're gonna have here! 1249 01:28:12,621 --> 01:28:17,083 Two big heavyweights, both have some ballast. 1250 01:28:28,887 --> 01:28:30,972 (# BLIST: "Them Boys") 1251 01:30:33,303 --> 01:30:35,805 (# RADIO RADIO: "Guess What?") 1252 01:30:50,821 --> 01:30:53,114 # She makes more money than me 1253 01:30:53,281 --> 01:30:55,574 # She drives a finer car than me 1254 01:30:55,742 --> 01:30:58,869 # I just wanna cry 1255 01:31:00,789 --> 01:31:03,040 # She makes more money than me 1256 01:31:03,208 --> 01:31:05,251 # She drives a finer car than me 1257 01:31:05,418 --> 01:31:08,504 # I just wanna cry 1258 01:31:10,799 --> 01:31:13,300 (RAPPING IN FRENCH)