1 00:11:27,545 --> 00:11:28,806 You don't want to wear white? 2 00:11:27,666 --> 00:11:29,307 We were walking... 3 00:11:27,876 --> 00:11:29,777 I mean, I know what you do for a living, 4 00:11:28,196 --> 00:11:31,198 But make sure you start with, "my mother's very hot." 5 00:11:28,846 --> 00:11:30,377 Maybe. I'm not sure. 6 00:11:28,876 --> 00:11:30,978 Oh, now, the hot water in the bathroom... 7 00:11:28,946 --> 00:11:31,178 And babette said the last two weeks in April are bad 8 00:11:29,026 --> 00:11:31,098 They're gonna give me community service 9 00:11:29,337 --> 00:11:32,108 Sort of walking, sort of drunk girls in high heels stumbling. 10 00:11:29,377 --> 00:11:31,688 I'm more of a roulette girl myself. 11 00:11:29,477 --> 00:11:32,419 When you have guests over, tell them they're a doo-wop group. 12 00:11:29,767 --> 00:11:34,440 ♪ where you lead, I will follow ♪ 13 00:11:29,817 --> 00:11:31,918 and I know you're a scorpio, and you smell okay, 14 00:11:30,417 --> 00:11:31,888 Of course you're gonna wear white. 15 00:11:31,008 --> 00:11:32,248 Aaahh! 16 00:11:31,128 --> 00:11:33,229 for stealing my community-service vest. 17 00:11:31,218 --> 00:11:32,789 because her cat's expecting kittens. 18 00:11:31,228 --> 00:11:33,299 Yes, that won't seem at all disturbing to the doctor. 19 00:11:31,328 --> 00:11:32,869 [ Barking ] 20 00:11:31,708 --> 00:11:33,379 And we did the whole thing up right. 21 00:11:31,918 --> 00:11:33,719 Brides wear white. That's the rule. 22 00:11:31,948 --> 00:11:34,190 but we've never really connected on a deeper level. 23 00:11:32,138 --> 00:11:33,970 Down the street, and we see this guy. 24 00:11:32,278 --> 00:11:33,950 [ Both grunting ] 25 00:11:32,819 --> 00:11:34,320 That little tramp. 26 00:11:32,899 --> 00:11:35,841 Hey, Judas, get back here right now! 27 00:11:33,269 --> 00:11:36,081 Hand me the vest. I will deliver it to the state, okay? 28 00:11:33,329 --> 00:11:34,670 I have to get going. 29 00:11:33,419 --> 00:11:35,260 We did the martinis at the Blackjack table. 30 00:11:33,759 --> 00:11:35,360 Y-You have to wear white. 31 00:11:34,010 --> 00:11:36,051 And, Luke, my hand to god, it's you. 32 00:11:34,220 --> 00:11:35,791 Get out from behind my counter, kirk. 33 00:11:34,320 --> 00:11:36,361 We keep the door fully locked, even when we're home. 34 00:11:34,360 --> 00:11:36,771 Michel's bad every Saturday from now until February 35 00:11:34,480 --> 00:11:38,522 ♪ anywhere that you tell me to 36 00:11:34,700 --> 00:11:36,541 I don't want you to go. You just got here. 37 00:11:35,280 --> 00:11:37,051 And we pretended I was turning 21 38 00:11:35,390 --> 00:11:37,462 My mother wore white. Her mother wore white. 39 00:11:35,551 --> 00:11:38,122 Aha! You let your guard down, geller, and I did it. 40 00:11:35,821 --> 00:11:38,492 Well, now it's a definite no. 41 00:11:35,871 --> 00:11:39,013 So, what are your initial thoughts about your wedding? 42 00:11:36,081 --> 00:11:37,882 It's totally you. Luke 2.0. 43 00:11:36,111 --> 00:11:37,912 What's next on your agenda? 44 00:11:36,391 --> 00:11:37,932 We actually added the chains 45 00:11:36,571 --> 00:11:38,813 But you're gonna come see me in three days. 46 00:11:36,791 --> 00:11:38,522 because he signed up for his Booty boot camp again. 47 00:11:37,091 --> 00:11:38,462 while we were playing 21. 48 00:11:37,502 --> 00:11:39,433 Luke, Luke, Luke, Luke, Luke! 49 00:11:37,922 --> 00:11:40,123 We came face-to-face with your doppelganger, my friend. 50 00:11:37,942 --> 00:11:39,843 I'm just gonna head straight over to Paris' apartment. 51 00:11:37,962 --> 00:11:39,863 after there were a couple of break-ins on the street, 52 00:11:38,152 --> 00:11:40,223 I got the best of you. I was giving a tour! 53 00:11:38,492 --> 00:11:40,634 And we actually won and bought our 21 items. 54 00:11:38,552 --> 00:11:41,184 ♪ if you need ♪ if you need 55 00:11:38,562 --> 00:11:41,164 Kirk has no conflicts, but Lulu is going to Florida 56 00:11:38,843 --> 00:11:41,874 I know, but with our stupid fight, I got cheated this year. 57 00:11:39,043 --> 00:11:40,814 Well, it should be legal. 58 00:11:39,473 --> 00:11:41,604 Do you know who I am? Of course I know who you are. 59 00:11:39,883 --> 00:11:43,255 I can't believe you're gonna live with Paris again... again. 60 00:11:39,893 --> 00:11:41,864 but we've never had any trouble. 61 00:11:40,153 --> 00:11:41,824 So we followed him. Yeah, 'cause we had to. 62 00:11:40,253 --> 00:11:42,025 Admit your defeat! Never. Rematch. 63 00:11:40,664 --> 00:11:42,465 Shot glasses, glow-in-the-dark coasters, 64 00:11:40,794 --> 00:11:42,295 Oh, my god. Look who's back. 65 00:11:40,844 --> 00:11:42,485 Good. Okay. And after that? 66 00:11:41,204 --> 00:11:45,217 sometime between may 15th and June 1st. 67 00:11:41,224 --> 00:11:43,435 ♪ you need me to be with you 68 00:11:41,634 --> 00:11:43,465 Who am I, Luke? You're Sookie. 69 00:11:41,854 --> 00:11:43,786 He went into this nightclub, so we followed him. 70 00:11:41,894 --> 00:11:44,796 We've got a very sophisticated crime-prevention system set up. 71 00:11:41,914 --> 00:11:44,316 I know. Me too. 72 00:11:42,065 --> 00:11:43,525 Challenge accepted. Helmets on. 73 00:11:42,335 --> 00:11:44,236 Well, I believe it's those adorable Gilmore girls. 74 00:11:42,495 --> 00:11:43,556 salt and pepper shakers, pasties. 75 00:11:42,505 --> 00:11:43,846 After that, I'm out. 76 00:11:43,285 --> 00:11:45,327 She's got an empty room, and the price is right. 77 00:11:43,455 --> 00:11:47,538 ♪ I will follow ♪ oh, oh, oh 78 00:11:43,505 --> 00:11:46,878 No, Luke. I'm not "Sookie." I'm "Sookie b.F.O.T.B." 79 00:11:43,566 --> 00:11:45,096 What are you doing? What's going on? 80 00:11:43,596 --> 00:11:45,227 Oh, and look. 81 00:11:43,826 --> 00:11:46,167 'Cause we're stalkers obsessed with getting his picture. 82 00:11:43,876 --> 00:11:46,047 How about a hometown wedding? 83 00:11:44,266 --> 00:11:46,207 My, how we have missed them. 84 00:11:44,346 --> 00:11:46,557 Okay. 85 00:11:44,836 --> 00:11:47,008 When we leave, we always keep the radio on... 86 00:11:45,137 --> 00:11:46,898 When we moved into the neighborhood, 87 00:11:45,237 --> 00:11:46,878 Who's Lulu? Kirk's girlfriend. 88 00:11:45,267 --> 00:11:46,828 What's that? 21 guys' phone numbers. 89 00:11:45,357 --> 00:11:48,128 The housing on campus is taken, so it's that or a cardboard box. 90 00:11:46,087 --> 00:11:48,789 Town square... Ceremony in the gazebo. 91 00:11:46,197 --> 00:11:49,139 We follow him through this grungy place. He goes backstage. 92 00:11:46,237 --> 00:11:49,139 I hear they're different now a little sad. A little broke. 93 00:11:46,587 --> 00:11:48,629 All right. That's enough affection for you. 94 00:11:46,868 --> 00:11:48,599 I'm pretty proud of how quickly we got them 95 00:11:46,908 --> 00:11:48,509 We're not moving wedding plans around 96 00:11:46,918 --> 00:11:47,988 What? 97 00:11:46,938 --> 00:11:49,239 we thought it would be good to take some self-defense classes. 98 00:11:47,038 --> 00:11:50,470 Rush limbaugh, so they know we have guns in the house. 99 00:11:47,568 --> 00:11:52,581 ♪ where you lead, I will follow ♪ 100 00:11:48,018 --> 00:11:49,549 Best friend of the bride. 101 00:11:48,158 --> 00:11:49,960 Okay, but how big a cardboard box? 102 00:11:48,549 --> 00:11:50,890 for people whose last names I don't even know. 103 00:11:48,639 --> 00:11:50,610 and also of the fact that no one questioned us 104 00:11:48,659 --> 00:11:50,230 Paul anka, come say goodbye. 105 00:11:48,819 --> 00:11:49,789 Gaze-blah. 106 00:11:49,169 --> 00:11:50,840 'Cause he's in the biz. 107 00:11:49,179 --> 00:11:50,910 Don't you two believe in jet lag? 108 00:11:49,269 --> 00:11:50,980 Krav maga... Official self-defense, 109 00:11:49,589 --> 00:11:52,321 It is my responsibility to help plan this event, 110 00:11:49,819 --> 00:11:51,290 Okay. Boring. 111 00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:52,301 After I dump my stuff at Paris', I have to hit campus. 112 00:11:50,260 --> 00:11:51,330 I haven't seen him all morning. 113 00:11:50,510 --> 00:11:52,771 The lights are all on a timer, so don't touch the switches. 114 00:11:50,640 --> 00:11:52,341 when we said our names were Wendy and Lisa. 115 00:11:50,870 --> 00:11:53,011 We sneak behind the curtain, and we track him down. 116 00:11:50,920 --> 00:11:53,292 Luke! Who am I? 117 00:11:50,950 --> 00:11:53,552 No way. We're still flying on the Atlantic city buzz. 118 00:11:51,010 --> 00:11:52,581 hand-to-hand combat style of Israel. 119 00:11:51,320 --> 00:11:53,892 I got it. How about a church wedding? Maybe. 120 00:11:51,360 --> 00:11:53,202 Paul anka! 121 00:11:52,331 --> 00:11:54,202 I have to add two courses to my schedule 122 00:11:52,351 --> 00:11:54,282 to talk through all the details, 123 00:11:52,381 --> 00:11:53,682 So, tell me, 124 00:11:52,601 --> 00:11:56,544 ♪ any, anywhere that you tell me to ♪ 125 00:11:52,611 --> 00:11:54,512 Oh. 126 00:11:52,811 --> 00:11:54,612 And there's a motion detector in the hallway, 127 00:11:53,041 --> 00:11:54,282 We told him all about you, and then I showed him your picture, 128 00:11:53,232 --> 00:11:55,633 Oh, well, I guess he doesn't like you better than me. 129 00:11:53,322 --> 00:11:54,953 Oh, jeez. 130 00:11:53,582 --> 00:11:55,693 Hey, handsome. Were you bad while I was gone? 131 00:11:53,712 --> 00:11:55,383 how was Paul anka... The person, not the dog? 132 00:11:53,932 --> 00:11:56,844 Ooh, a beach wedding, huh? No shoes, Luke can wear shorts. 133 00:11:54,232 --> 00:11:56,904 if I'm gonna make up all the work I've missed this year. 134 00:11:54,312 --> 00:11:55,813 and he totally freaked out. 135 00:11:54,322 --> 00:11:56,684 to taste the cake and pick the invitations, 136 00:11:54,542 --> 00:11:57,114 Krav maga is not about being a tough guy or fighting in a ring. 137 00:11:54,652 --> 00:11:56,464 so don't freak out when it goes on at night. 138 00:11:54,993 --> 00:11:57,464 Apartment 5 is Mrs. Holiday. She steals mail. 139 00:11:55,413 --> 00:11:57,254 We didn't get to see him. 140 00:11:55,673 --> 00:11:58,405 A fickle pooch. Well, he knows who pours the kibble. 141 00:11:55,723 --> 00:11:57,794 I was. I went to bed every night at 10:15. 142 00:11:55,843 --> 00:12:00,676 Luke, I want you to meet Derek mckinney, 143 00:11:56,484 --> 00:11:58,755 Now, over here is our trusty dog... bloodhound. 144 00:11:56,574 --> 00:11:59,355 ♪ if you need ♪ if you need 145 00:11:56,734 --> 00:11:59,335 and to keep you... The fiancé of the bride... 146 00:11:56,864 --> 00:11:58,235 No. But I want to be with you 147 00:11:56,944 --> 00:11:58,745 You don't have to make up everything right away. 148 00:11:57,154 --> 00:11:58,985 It's about going home alive, no matter what. 149 00:11:57,284 --> 00:12:00,726 Why not? His show had actually closed a week before we got there. 150 00:11:57,494 --> 00:11:59,495 Apartment 6 is the chili cheese boys. 151 00:11:57,824 --> 00:11:59,666 Grandpa, what am I gonna do with you? 152 00:11:58,265 --> 00:12:00,036 when you pitch the shorts idea to Luke. 153 00:11:58,445 --> 00:12:00,476 Say goodbye to him for me, and I'll call you tonight. 154 00:11:58,775 --> 00:12:01,307 I do if I want to graduate the same time I would have. 155 00:11:58,795 --> 00:11:59,926 [ Barking ] 156 00:11:59,025 --> 00:12:00,256 And it's a rush. 157 00:11:59,365 --> 00:12:01,607 From having to pretend to be interested 158 00:11:59,385 --> 00:12:01,647 ♪ you need me to be with you 159 00:11:59,525 --> 00:12:01,467 Take the description at face value. 160 00:11:59,696 --> 00:12:01,597 Hey, Luke. Hey, Rory. 161 00:11:59,956 --> 00:12:01,627 Excellent for magazine pushers 162 00:12:00,076 --> 00:12:02,277 Okay, no consensus on the locale. 163 00:12:00,286 --> 00:12:02,297 Pads on. 164 00:12:00,506 --> 00:12:01,507 Okay. Bye. 165 00:12:00,726 --> 00:12:02,127 your twin separated at birth. 166 00:12:00,756 --> 00:12:02,627 So, who'd you end up seeing? 167 00:12:01,347 --> 00:12:04,148 I have tons of books to buy. I have a meeting with the Dean. 168 00:12:01,497 --> 00:12:04,168 I don't know who's in apartment 7 because meeting 5 and 6 169 00:12:01,547 --> 00:12:02,778 Hey! What? 170 00:12:01,627 --> 00:12:03,968 We, on the other hand, have not been to bed since we left. 171 00:12:01,637 --> 00:12:03,638 in things that he has no interest in. 172 00:12:01,667 --> 00:12:03,468 and pamphlet bearers of all types. 173 00:12:01,687 --> 00:12:06,160 ♪ I will follow where you lead 174 00:12:02,157 --> 00:12:04,128 This is a man dressed like Dolly Parton. 175 00:12:02,307 --> 00:12:05,109 Let's move on to the dress. Any thoughts? 176 00:12:02,327 --> 00:12:04,058 Attack on 3. 177 00:12:02,657 --> 00:12:04,699 It came down to journey without their original lead singer, 178 00:12:02,818 --> 00:12:04,419 He Doe like me better! 179 00:12:03,498 --> 00:12:05,459 You've got it all covered. Pretty much. 180 00:12:03,678 --> 00:12:05,609 I have an interest. 181 00:12:03,998 --> 00:12:05,639 We did fall over once, though. 182 00:12:04,098 --> 00:12:06,930 1... 2... 183 00:12:04,158 --> 00:12:06,630 You should hear him do "Jolene"... amazing. 184 00:12:04,188 --> 00:12:07,190 And, of course, I have a meeting with the school psychologist. 185 00:12:04,208 --> 00:12:06,150 was enough "it takes a village" for me. 186 00:12:04,449 --> 00:12:06,750 Oh, you put bacon in your laundry. 187 00:12:04,729 --> 00:12:06,730 inxs without their original lead singer, 188 00:12:05,149 --> 00:12:06,390 There should be one. 189 00:12:05,499 --> 00:12:07,030 That's our room. That's your room. 190 00:12:05,639 --> 00:12:07,000 B.f.o.t.b. 191 00:12:05,669 --> 00:12:07,240 Did you have a good trip? 192 00:12:06,170 --> 00:12:08,171 Here we are... apartment 8.8 is great. 193 00:12:06,420 --> 00:12:08,521 Okay. Doing great here. 194 00:12:06,670 --> 00:12:08,271 You think I look like a guy dressed as Dolly Parton? 195 00:12:06,770 --> 00:12:08,781 queen without their original lead singer, 196 00:12:06,790 --> 00:12:08,991 Paul anka likes me better. Paul anka likes me better. 197 00:12:06,970 --> 00:12:10,572 I'm gonna go get the rest of my stuff, so I'm just gonna... 198 00:12:07,050 --> 00:12:09,582 [ Bell dings ] Your Turkey melt is up. 199 00:12:07,070 --> 00:12:09,572 They're both the same size, but we have an extra window 200 00:12:07,220 --> 00:12:09,992 Back up. I'm sorry. You... a meeting with who? 201 00:12:07,270 --> 00:12:09,312 I believe it was the best belated 21st-birthday party 202 00:12:07,430 --> 00:12:08,661 mom, I got to go! 203 00:12:08,211 --> 00:12:12,053 Okay, now, you have to unlock the middle bolt first... 204 00:12:08,301 --> 00:12:11,743 A little less with the makeup, but check out the chins. 205 00:12:08,551 --> 00:12:10,222 Are you gonna eat that cake? 206 00:12:08,701 --> 00:12:10,913 Hold on. Wait. I'm coming. 207 00:12:08,801 --> 00:12:11,243 the supremes without Diana, 208 00:12:09,021 --> 00:12:11,723 First Tony danza tosses you the corsage, and now this. 209 00:12:09,342 --> 00:12:11,243 on record. 210 00:12:09,612 --> 00:12:11,983 'cause Doyle has dreams about walls collapsing in on him, 211 00:12:09,622 --> 00:12:11,393 Luke, your Turkey melt's up. 212 00:12:10,032 --> 00:12:11,873 I told you about this. No, you did not. 213 00:12:10,252 --> 00:12:12,424 Why, you want it? It's just sitting there. 214 00:12:10,602 --> 00:12:12,414 Ugh! 215 00:12:10,933 --> 00:12:12,904 Here's sustenance for the road. 216 00:12:11,273 --> 00:12:13,674 and, weirdly, the James brown band without James brown. 217 00:12:11,283 --> 00:12:13,114 What's different? No kalua. 218 00:12:11,423 --> 00:12:12,494 Refills? 219 00:12:11,763 --> 00:12:13,434 Get out here, you. 220 00:12:11,773 --> 00:12:13,844 I'm gonna get your burgers. 221 00:12:11,903 --> 00:12:14,005 Every student who unexpectedly takes time off 222 00:12:12,013 --> 00:12:13,654 so he needs to sleep near glass. 223 00:12:12,083 --> 00:12:13,554 The bottom bolt second... 224 00:12:12,444 --> 00:12:13,644 Steinbeck! Steinbeck! 225 00:12:12,454 --> 00:12:14,795 It doesn't look like you're gonna eat it. 226 00:12:12,524 --> 00:12:14,055 Yes. See, I can make decisions. 227 00:12:12,934 --> 00:12:15,776 For the very long 30-minute drive back to school? 228 00:12:13,154 --> 00:12:14,885 Oh, right. Which reminds me... 229 00:12:13,464 --> 00:12:15,666 Yeah. That's right. Avoid my glance there, buddy. 230 00:12:13,674 --> 00:12:15,415 That's not your safety word. 231 00:12:13,684 --> 00:12:15,986 [ Thudding ] Oh, my god! Were those gunshots? 232 00:12:13,714 --> 00:12:15,886 But we wound up seeing Tony danza, who was sublime. 233 00:12:14,035 --> 00:12:16,966 has to have a one-time meeting with the school psychologist. 234 00:12:14,095 --> 00:12:16,566 What's all this? We are planning a wedding. 235 00:12:14,825 --> 00:12:16,096 Oh, my god. You want our table, don't you? 236 00:12:14,915 --> 00:12:17,627 Sorry about all the drunken late-night phone calls. 237 00:12:15,375 --> 00:12:16,376 He missed us. 238 00:12:15,706 --> 00:12:17,407 It's the sugar-on-the-toe thing. 239 00:12:15,806 --> 00:12:18,177 Thank god. I don't think I would have made it. 240 00:12:15,916 --> 00:12:17,647 Oh, the tap dancing. 241 00:12:15,956 --> 00:12:18,457 the top lock third... 242 00:12:16,016 --> 00:12:17,617 No, that was just a car backfiring. 243 00:12:16,136 --> 00:12:17,907 Yeah, we're swamped. 244 00:12:16,416 --> 00:12:17,147 Definitely. 245 00:12:16,596 --> 00:12:18,738 Oh, super. Well, at least there'll be cake. 246 00:12:17,006 --> 00:12:19,378 You did not tell me this, because I would have remembered 247 00:12:17,437 --> 00:12:19,378 A dog never forgets his first sugar toe. 248 00:12:17,447 --> 00:12:19,088 I know. It's "saroyan." 249 00:12:17,657 --> 00:12:19,358 The real gunfire actually sounds fake. 250 00:12:17,657 --> 00:12:19,728 What drunken late-night phone calls? 251 00:12:17,687 --> 00:12:20,319 Why "taxi" never utilized his musical-comedy skills 252 00:12:17,937 --> 00:12:20,409 I'm your fiancée. That doesn't buy me extra table time? 253 00:12:18,217 --> 00:12:19,688 Do you have everything? I think so. 254 00:12:18,497 --> 00:12:21,239 The bottom lock fourth. 255 00:12:18,768 --> 00:12:20,799 Well, it's nice that my outlook on life 256 00:12:18,848 --> 00:12:21,920 ♪ If you're out on the road ♪ 257 00:12:19,118 --> 00:12:21,329 You've been practicing behind my back. 258 00:12:19,268 --> 00:12:21,439 What in the hell do you think you're doing? 259 00:12:19,388 --> 00:12:21,559 You'll pick it up eventually. They call it "ghetto ear." 260 00:12:19,408 --> 00:12:21,409 I thought you had a million things to do today. 261 00:12:19,408 --> 00:12:21,779 if you told me you had to have your head shrunk. 262 00:12:19,718 --> 00:12:21,279 [ Gasps ] Oh, no! 263 00:12:19,758 --> 00:12:21,930 Uh, so, um, do you want to hear about 264 00:12:20,359 --> 00:12:21,359 is astonishing. 265 00:12:20,439 --> 00:12:22,400 You've been sitting there for two hours. 266 00:12:20,839 --> 00:12:22,640 is sunnier than a 21-year-old's. 267 00:12:21,269 --> 00:12:23,340 You got to kick the door twice. And that's it. 268 00:12:21,319 --> 00:12:24,491 What? What are you doing? Why do you hate the boxes? 269 00:12:21,359 --> 00:12:22,990 I love you. 270 00:12:21,389 --> 00:12:22,790 Sounds great. 271 00:12:21,439 --> 00:12:22,980 Hmm. Suddenly not so sad to see me go, huh? 272 00:12:21,469 --> 00:12:23,070 I was just getting some coffee. 273 00:12:21,599 --> 00:12:23,130 Something to look forward to. 274 00:12:21,819 --> 00:12:23,821 It's just a formality. 275 00:12:21,960 --> 00:12:24,071 all the things we can tell you about our trip? 276 00:12:21,960 --> 00:12:27,033 ♪ feelin' lonely and so cold ♪ 277 00:12:22,440 --> 00:12:24,411 We're planning our wedding. Well, plan at the counter. 278 00:12:22,670 --> 00:12:24,541 Okay, let's start with something simple... 279 00:12:22,830 --> 00:12:24,671 Oh, and we snagged you a Paul anka t-shirt. 280 00:12:23,010 --> 00:12:24,951 What? No. Don't be a stranger. Bye-bye. 281 00:12:23,100 --> 00:12:24,401 You came behind my counter. 282 00:12:23,160 --> 00:12:25,932 Doyle sleeps very deeply, so don't worry about the hours. 283 00:12:23,370 --> 00:12:25,132 Wow, you really have to earn it, huh? 284 00:12:23,591 --> 00:12:25,362 3418.3418. 285 00:12:23,851 --> 00:12:25,952 They just want to make sure I'm stable and everything's cool. 286 00:12:24,101 --> 00:12:25,332 I'm not sure. 287 00:12:24,441 --> 00:12:25,542 I saw Lorelai do it the other day. 288 00:12:24,441 --> 00:12:26,843 You want a counter-planned wedding, seriously? 289 00:12:24,521 --> 00:12:26,262 Oh, no! Oh, no! Oh, no! 290 00:12:24,571 --> 00:12:25,772 A date for the wedding. 291 00:12:24,701 --> 00:12:26,542 Had some left over. 292 00:12:24,981 --> 00:12:26,582 Bye, Paul anka. 293 00:12:25,172 --> 00:12:27,373 It's just a precaution. It isn't really necessary. 294 00:12:25,372 --> 00:12:27,603 First of all, video poker is my calling. 295 00:12:25,402 --> 00:12:27,433 Did we pass 3418? 296 00:12:25,572 --> 00:12:27,473 Lorelai is my fiancée. 297 00:12:25,812 --> 00:12:27,383 Okay, that does sound simple. 298 00:12:25,972 --> 00:12:27,773 I, as you know, haven't slept through the night 299 00:12:25,992 --> 00:12:27,933 I can't believe you're going to a therapist. 300 00:12:26,292 --> 00:12:29,264 I accidentally forgot to turn in my community-service vest. 301 00:12:26,572 --> 00:12:27,843 Wear it tonight. 302 00:12:26,622 --> 00:12:29,424 If you squint really hard, she kind of looks like me. 303 00:12:26,883 --> 00:12:28,984 [ Bell dings ] Coming right up. Forget I said anything. 304 00:12:27,063 --> 00:12:30,975 ♪ all you have to do is call my name ♪ 305 00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:28,914 Some people have mentioned some conflicts, 306 00:12:27,413 --> 00:12:29,584 This neighborhood is only as scary as you make it. 307 00:12:27,463 --> 00:12:29,034 This is some weak coffee. 308 00:12:27,513 --> 00:12:29,714 Only people you're sleeping with are allowed behind the counter? 309 00:12:27,643 --> 00:12:29,915 I think I'm totally gonna dedicate my life to it, 310 00:12:27,803 --> 00:12:29,534 since the first time I saw "the wizard of oz," 311 00:12:27,873 --> 00:12:30,215 Okay. I'm making you burgers. 312 00:12:27,963 --> 00:12:29,734 They're totally gonna ask you about me. 313 00:12:28,944 --> 00:12:30,905 and I think we should take those into consideration. 314 00:12:29,024 --> 00:12:30,225 Yeah. 315 00:12:29,074 --> 00:12:30,475 Maybe I wrote it down wrong. 316 00:12:29,294 --> 00:12:30,495 So? 317 00:12:29,454 --> 00:12:30,825 Take off, lady. 318 00:12:29,574 --> 00:12:31,516 so I tend to do my crafts in the middle of the night. 319 00:12:29,614 --> 00:12:32,116 Those guys downstairs... They just look deadly. 320 00:12:29,744 --> 00:12:31,345 Yes. 321 00:12:29,764 --> 00:12:31,506 They always want to ask about your mother. 322 00:12:29,945 --> 00:12:32,786 especially the third machine in the second row of machines 323 00:12:30,245 --> 00:12:33,217 Wait, wait. You haven't seen the best part yet. 324 00:12:30,255 --> 00:12:31,786 Hey, that's a pretty dress. 325 00:12:30,505 --> 00:12:32,476 "Across the street from a butcher." 326 00:12:30,535 --> 00:12:32,696 So this vest belongs to the state. 327 00:12:30,955 --> 00:12:32,826 Miss Patty is going to be in Baja 328 00:12:31,005 --> 00:12:35,318 ♪ and I'll be there on the next train ♪ 329 00:12:31,385 --> 00:12:33,427 Well, I don't really know you that well, Luke. 330 00:12:31,526 --> 00:12:33,727 It's okay. Say whatever you want. 331 00:12:31,546 --> 00:12:34,417 But the walls are very thick. You won't hear a thing. 332 00:12:31,826 --> 00:12:33,096 Maybe. It's very white. 333 00:12:32,146 --> 00:12:35,018 Believe me, they don't bother you if you don't bother them. 334 00:12:32,506 --> 00:12:34,147 Or a "barber." Or a "Barbara." 335 00:12:32,736 --> 00:12:34,567 I have now stolen state property. 336 00:12:32,816 --> 00:12:34,918 as you hit the entrance of trump Taj Mahal. 337 00:12:32,856 --> 00:12:34,497 the first two weeks in April. 338 00:12:34,177 --> 00:12:35,978 "Across the street from a Barbara." 339 00:12:36,018 --> 00:12:37,950 Ooh, I wonder if it's a famous Barbara, 340 00:12:37,990 --> 00:12:39,350 like Streisand or mandrell. 341 00:12:39,390 --> 00:12:40,591 Okay, I give. 342 00:12:40,621 --> 00:12:42,022 Oh, I think we passed it. 343 00:12:42,062 --> 00:12:43,663 This was supposed to be the best place 344 00:12:43,693 --> 00:12:46,235 to find wedding invitations, and now we've passed it! 345 00:12:46,265 --> 00:12:48,266 Since we passed it, it's vanished from the face of the earth, 346 00:12:48,306 --> 00:12:49,667 never to be seen again. 347 00:12:49,707 --> 00:12:51,638 Here. Let me see the paper. 348 00:12:51,678 --> 00:12:53,139 Oh, yeah, we passed it. 349 00:12:53,179 --> 00:12:54,510 Of course we have. 350 00:12:54,540 --> 00:12:56,351 And we're on the wrong side of the street. 351 00:12:56,381 --> 00:12:58,022 Of course we are. 352 00:12:58,052 --> 00:12:59,953 Ooh! Look, look. 353 00:12:59,983 --> 00:13:01,154 What? 354 00:13:01,194 --> 00:13:02,355 Let's go in. 355 00:13:02,395 --> 00:13:04,326 Why? To look at dresses! 356 00:13:04,356 --> 00:13:07,268 I don't know what kind of dress I want. I may make my own. 357 00:13:07,298 --> 00:13:09,139 We can just go in and look around. 358 00:13:09,169 --> 00:13:10,740 They're gonna look at us funny. 359 00:13:10,770 --> 00:13:13,472 What are you talking about? ♪ You have the golden ticket 360 00:13:13,512 --> 00:13:15,043 I do, don't I? 361 00:13:15,083 --> 00:13:17,444 ♪ You have the golden ticket on your hand ♪ 362 00:13:17,484 --> 00:13:19,385 you're gonna stop singing when we go inside, right? 363 00:13:19,415 --> 00:13:21,127 Otherwise, they really will look at us funny. 364 00:13:21,157 --> 00:13:24,128 Wow. It's a lot of white. 365 00:13:24,158 --> 00:13:27,100 Ooh! Try this on. I dare you. 366 00:13:27,130 --> 00:13:29,072 I think this is the one divine turned down 367 00:13:29,102 --> 00:13:30,532 for being too over-the-top. 368 00:13:30,572 --> 00:13:32,304 Are we allowed to touch these? 369 00:13:32,344 --> 00:13:34,145 I don't know. Do you see anyone here? 370 00:13:34,175 --> 00:13:35,716 Maybe they're in back. 371 00:13:35,746 --> 00:13:39,318 Maybe they've been taken hostage by the tulle. 372 00:13:39,348 --> 00:13:41,459 Where are you going? 373 00:13:41,489 --> 00:13:42,560 What are you doing? 374 00:13:42,590 --> 00:13:43,561 Look. 375 00:13:43,591 --> 00:13:45,332 Pretty. 376 00:13:45,362 --> 00:13:48,464 Not pretty. It's perfect. It's the perfect dress. 377 00:13:48,504 --> 00:13:50,135 Really? You think? 378 00:13:50,165 --> 00:13:51,676 I don't believe it. 379 00:13:51,706 --> 00:13:54,237 I just turned around, and there it is... the perfect dress. 380 00:13:54,277 --> 00:13:55,508 It's your size. 381 00:13:55,548 --> 00:13:58,380 The perfect dress is my size. That is weird. 382 00:13:58,420 --> 00:13:59,651 Does anyone work here? 383 00:13:59,681 --> 00:14:01,592 Hello! Does anyone work here?! 384 00:14:01,622 --> 00:14:02,753 Oh, my god. 385 00:14:02,793 --> 00:14:04,424 What? It's on sale. 386 00:14:04,454 --> 00:14:06,125 It's the perfect dress. 387 00:14:06,165 --> 00:14:08,236 That's it. I'm trying it on. 388 00:14:08,266 --> 00:14:10,567 [ Squeals, giggles ] 389 00:14:10,597 --> 00:14:12,239 Don't get the wrong idea. 390 00:14:12,269 --> 00:14:14,670 I'm not looking for anything serious. 391 00:14:18,182 --> 00:14:19,653 Look. Woman come in here. 392 00:14:19,683 --> 00:14:22,355 Tell me this is full set of 1950s milk glass. 393 00:14:22,385 --> 00:14:25,097 Does she think my mother dropped me on my head when I'm a baby? 394 00:14:25,127 --> 00:14:27,828 I know nigella Lawson when I see it. 395 00:14:27,858 --> 00:14:29,499 I'm going upstairs. 396 00:14:29,529 --> 00:14:30,830 Wait. Talk. 397 00:14:30,870 --> 00:14:32,341 How was work? 398 00:14:32,371 --> 00:14:33,802 I handed people food for 6 1/2 hours. 399 00:14:33,842 --> 00:14:35,343 It's every little girl's dream. 400 00:14:35,373 --> 00:14:37,544 I'm making kimchi dumplings tonight. 401 00:14:37,574 --> 00:14:40,816 I smell like burgers and fries, so I'll have to shower, 402 00:14:40,846 --> 00:14:43,488 which means I won't be ready for dinner for at least 45 minutes. 403 00:14:43,518 --> 00:14:46,630 Fine. I need to make the dumplings. 404 00:14:46,660 --> 00:14:48,461 And you might want to put on your Korean television show. 405 00:14:48,501 --> 00:14:51,603 I'm gonna listen to music... Music you don't approve of. 406 00:14:51,633 --> 00:14:55,406 I'm 21 now, so I'll listen to the music I like when I like, 407 00:14:55,446 --> 00:14:57,577 and that's just the way it's gonna be. 408 00:15:02,390 --> 00:15:03,791 Professor Jillian. 409 00:15:03,821 --> 00:15:05,522 Sorry. I'm in a bit of a hurry. 410 00:15:05,562 --> 00:15:07,623 That's okay. Don't slow down. I'll catch up. 411 00:15:07,663 --> 00:15:08,894 Hi. Rory Gilmore. 412 00:15:08,934 --> 00:15:10,795 Nice to meet you, Rory. And you, really. 413 00:15:10,835 --> 00:15:12,866 I'm actually hoping to get a spot in your class. 414 00:15:12,906 --> 00:15:14,668 It was full by the time I got my name in, 415 00:15:14,708 --> 00:15:16,178 not that my delay in registering 416 00:15:16,209 --> 00:15:17,940 should be taken as lack of enthusiasm. 417 00:15:17,980 --> 00:15:20,951 So, anyhow, I'm really hoping to score a spot in your class. 418 00:15:20,982 --> 00:15:22,282 Well, add/drop begins tomorrow. 419 00:15:22,322 --> 00:15:24,184 I'm aware of that. 420 00:15:24,224 --> 00:15:26,755 I thought I would start putting in a good word for myself now. 421 00:15:26,795 --> 00:15:29,367 So here's the good word... I'm dying to be in your class. 422 00:15:29,397 --> 00:15:31,668 I even bought your book, the one you wrote for the class. 423 00:15:31,698 --> 00:15:33,770 I bought it new, not used, so you get full royalty payment. 424 00:15:33,800 --> 00:15:34,800 Well, thank you. 425 00:15:34,840 --> 00:15:36,611 I want to be in your class. 426 00:15:36,641 --> 00:15:37,812 I can't make you any promises, 427 00:15:37,842 --> 00:15:39,583 but I appreciate your enthusiasm. 428 00:15:39,613 --> 00:15:42,255 And I get full royalties whether you buy the book new or used. 429 00:15:42,285 --> 00:15:43,786 See how much I've learned already? 430 00:15:43,816 --> 00:15:45,787 Goodbye, Rory. I will see you tomorrow. 431 00:15:52,731 --> 00:15:54,933 I knew you'd have to hit the coffee cart eventually. 432 00:16:02,447 --> 00:16:04,449 [ Knock on door ] 433 00:16:08,992 --> 00:16:11,303 Well, we're done. We're done with what? 434 00:16:11,333 --> 00:16:13,504 With the wedding preparations. We're all done. 435 00:16:13,534 --> 00:16:15,005 What? 436 00:16:15,035 --> 00:16:17,337 I just dropped off a deposit check to the caterer, 437 00:16:17,377 --> 00:16:19,278 and I brought you some duck-sausage rolls, by the way. 438 00:16:19,308 --> 00:16:20,909 Duck-sausage rolls. 439 00:16:20,949 --> 00:16:22,980 They sounded weird to me, too, but they're incredible. 440 00:16:23,020 --> 00:16:24,581 I don't understand. How did this happen? 441 00:16:24,621 --> 00:16:26,292 This morning, you didn't know 442 00:16:26,322 --> 00:16:28,364 whether you were gonna wear a white dress or not. 443 00:16:28,394 --> 00:16:30,825 But then Sookie and went to check out these invitations, 444 00:16:30,865 --> 00:16:33,467 and right next door, there was this little bridal shop. 445 00:16:33,497 --> 00:16:36,609 And we thought, "we'll just go in, look around, no big deal." 446 00:16:36,639 --> 00:16:37,770 Just girl fun, right? 447 00:16:37,810 --> 00:16:39,881 And I went in, and I turned around, 448 00:16:39,911 --> 00:16:42,082 and there it was... The perfect dress. 449 00:16:42,112 --> 00:16:44,784 The bodice is this blush-colored silk tulle, 450 00:16:44,814 --> 00:16:46,625 and it has all these little crystal beads on it. 451 00:16:46,655 --> 00:16:50,097 The skirt is a blush silk tulle with a blush silk/satin lining, 452 00:16:50,127 --> 00:16:52,068 and the back goes into a train. 453 00:16:52,098 --> 00:16:55,871 And, oh, it has a cream, satin sash, 454 00:16:55,901 --> 00:16:57,602 so you get a little white in there, 455 00:16:57,642 --> 00:16:58,773 which I know is very important to you. 456 00:16:58,813 --> 00:17:00,114 I tried it on, and it fit me perfectly, 457 00:17:00,144 --> 00:17:02,385 and it was on sale, and so I bought it. 458 00:17:02,415 --> 00:17:03,986 And from the minute I bought the dress, 459 00:17:04,016 --> 00:17:05,917 everything else fell into place. 460 00:17:05,957 --> 00:17:07,858 What does that mean? 461 00:17:07,888 --> 00:17:09,389 Well, the dress is strapless, so, hello, summer wedding. 462 00:17:09,429 --> 00:17:12,361 And summer means daisies, so flower choice done. 463 00:17:12,401 --> 00:17:14,032 And we went into the stationery store, 464 00:17:14,062 --> 00:17:16,134 and there was the perfect Daisy invitations, 465 00:17:16,174 --> 00:17:17,935 which I know sounds a little girly, 466 00:17:17,975 --> 00:17:20,576 but, seriously, there are no macho wedding invitations, 467 00:17:20,606 --> 00:17:22,147 so please just give me this one, okay? 468 00:17:22,177 --> 00:17:23,878 Okay. 469 00:17:23,918 --> 00:17:26,550 So I bought the invitations. The place is running a special. 470 00:17:26,590 --> 00:17:28,561 They print the invites and mail them for you 471 00:17:28,591 --> 00:17:30,493 and handle the rsvp list, so that's done. 472 00:17:30,523 --> 00:17:31,863 Then we go to get some coffee, 473 00:17:31,893 --> 00:17:33,695 and in the window of the coffee shop, 474 00:17:33,735 --> 00:17:36,166 there is a picture of a beautiful Rose-covered church. 475 00:17:36,206 --> 00:17:38,938 I thought, "gee, that's pretty. I wonder where that is." 476 00:17:38,978 --> 00:17:40,139 And do you know where it is? 477 00:17:40,179 --> 00:17:41,649 No. 478 00:17:41,680 --> 00:17:43,511 Right around the corner from the coffee shop. 479 00:17:43,551 --> 00:17:45,012 So we went in and talked to pastor Todd. 480 00:17:45,052 --> 00:17:46,623 Pastor Todd? 481 00:17:46,653 --> 00:17:48,624 And out back, there's a separate function hall 482 00:17:48,654 --> 00:17:51,926 with these floor-to-ceiling windows and doors that open out. 483 00:17:51,966 --> 00:17:54,528 And behind the hall is this old carrousel. 484 00:17:54,568 --> 00:17:55,668 A carrousel? 485 00:17:55,698 --> 00:17:57,139 From 1850. 486 00:17:57,169 --> 00:17:59,210 And it should be fully restored and working by June 3rd, 487 00:17:59,240 --> 00:18:01,012 which, by the way, is the date of our wedding. 488 00:18:01,042 --> 00:18:02,513 June 3rd? 489 00:18:02,543 --> 00:18:05,044 Yes. Which is also miraculously a date 490 00:18:05,084 --> 00:18:07,586 that no one in stars hollow has a conflict with, 491 00:18:07,616 --> 00:18:09,087 and the pastor was running a special. 492 00:18:09,127 --> 00:18:11,188 A special? Yeah. I rented the church. 493 00:18:11,228 --> 00:18:13,059 And he gave me the hall for half price, 494 00:18:13,099 --> 00:18:15,531 and he threw in the use of the carrousel for nothing. 495 00:18:15,571 --> 00:18:18,102 And his sister runs a catering company, and Sookie blessed it, 496 00:18:18,132 --> 00:18:20,043 and so basically that's it... We're done. 497 00:18:20,074 --> 00:18:22,915 It was so weird how this happened. 498 00:18:22,945 --> 00:18:24,546 It's like the dress was a sign or something. 499 00:18:24,576 --> 00:18:25,917 There are no signs. 500 00:18:25,947 --> 00:18:28,659 Oh, my god! Oh, my god! It started snowing. 501 00:18:28,689 --> 00:18:31,761 It started snowing right as I started talking about signs. 502 00:18:31,791 --> 00:18:33,732 That, my friend, is a sign. 503 00:18:33,762 --> 00:18:35,933 That is not a sign. That is weather. 504 00:18:35,963 --> 00:18:39,175 No, this is more than weather. This is fate. 505 00:18:39,205 --> 00:18:41,507 June 3rd, huh? 506 00:18:41,547 --> 00:18:42,808 That's soon. I know. 507 00:18:42,848 --> 00:18:44,209 It's less than five months away. 508 00:18:44,249 --> 00:18:45,650 I know. 509 00:18:45,680 --> 00:18:47,251 [ Giggles ] 510 00:18:47,281 --> 00:18:50,993 I better get this back home before the snow gets any worse. 511 00:18:51,023 --> 00:18:52,864 Oh, and I picked out your tuxedo. 512 00:18:52,894 --> 00:18:55,025 You can stop by the place anytime you want. 513 00:18:55,065 --> 00:18:57,867 They were running a special, so the alterations are free. 514 00:19:08,084 --> 00:19:11,696 City beat... Martha billings. Editorials... Peter Brooke. 515 00:19:11,726 --> 00:19:13,197 Sports... Russ tamblen. 516 00:19:13,227 --> 00:19:15,568 Religion beat... Heather torrance. 517 00:19:15,598 --> 00:19:17,670 Religion beat... my former beat. 518 00:19:17,700 --> 00:19:19,000 Good luck, Heather. 519 00:19:19,040 --> 00:19:21,172 And features... Arlen sather, Nick Scott, 520 00:19:21,202 --> 00:19:22,913 and the returning Rory Gilmore. 521 00:19:22,943 --> 00:19:24,674 Also joining our ranks this year, 522 00:19:24,714 --> 00:19:26,245 our former editor Doyle mcmaster 523 00:19:26,285 --> 00:19:29,257 and his his new column "the world according to Doyle." 524 00:19:29,287 --> 00:19:32,289 It's going to be a great term, people, an important term, 525 00:19:32,329 --> 00:19:35,160 a term to change the history of the Yale daily news. 526 00:19:35,190 --> 00:19:37,932 The work will be hard. It has to be hard. 527 00:19:37,962 --> 00:19:40,804 Nothing less than perfect will be tolerated. 528 00:19:40,834 --> 00:19:42,875 Please remember that I am your editor. 529 00:19:42,905 --> 00:19:44,907 I am not your mother or your hugger. 530 00:19:44,947 --> 00:19:46,918 If you need some love, get a hooker. 531 00:19:46,948 --> 00:19:50,390 If you're having a bad day, find a ledge or a way to deal. 532 00:19:50,420 --> 00:19:52,661 My door is not open to you ever. 533 00:19:52,691 --> 00:19:55,263 You have five minutes to enjoy your cookies. 534 00:19:55,293 --> 00:19:57,094 Welcome to the Yale daily news. 535 00:19:59,936 --> 00:20:01,367 Thanks for the features beat, Paris. 536 00:20:01,407 --> 00:20:03,208 You deserve it. You're a good writer. 537 00:20:03,238 --> 00:20:05,650 Thank you. And I know you're gonna be a great editor. 538 00:20:05,680 --> 00:20:08,281 But, you know, you might want to ease up just a tad. 539 00:20:08,311 --> 00:20:09,922 What do you mean? 540 00:20:09,952 --> 00:20:11,383 You know, the "five minutes for the cookies," 541 00:20:11,423 --> 00:20:13,855 the "no talking" signs posted everywhere, 542 00:20:13,895 --> 00:20:15,896 the "no decorating your desk" rule, 543 00:20:15,926 --> 00:20:18,738 the new demerit system, the locks on the bathroom doors. 544 00:20:18,768 --> 00:20:21,169 It's just all a little, um, harsh and restrictive. 545 00:20:21,199 --> 00:20:22,810 This is a newsroom. 546 00:20:22,840 --> 00:20:25,272 People should be able to talk, yell, joke around... 547 00:20:25,312 --> 00:20:27,013 I don't agree. Go to the bathroom. 548 00:20:27,043 --> 00:20:28,984 Journalism is an art form, and the best art 549 00:20:29,014 --> 00:20:30,815 is created under repression, like Stalin's gulag. 550 00:20:30,855 --> 00:20:32,356 You think Solzhenitsyn 551 00:20:32,386 --> 00:20:34,728 could have written "one day in the life of Ivan denisovich" 552 00:20:34,758 --> 00:20:36,429 on a yoga retreat? 553 00:20:36,459 --> 00:20:38,360 Oh, great. 554 00:20:38,400 --> 00:20:40,471 I got a call saying your boyfriend was coming back. 555 00:20:40,501 --> 00:20:43,143 He's not my boyfriend anymore, Paris. We broke up. 556 00:20:43,173 --> 00:20:45,274 Keep your personal stuff at home, okay? 557 00:20:45,304 --> 00:20:47,216 I can't be seen caring about this. 558 00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:50,087 My door is not open! Huntzberger... my office, now! 559 00:20:56,131 --> 00:20:59,133 Sit down, Logan. Let's have a little talk about your future. 560 00:20:59,163 --> 00:21:00,904 Sure, Paris. 561 00:21:00,934 --> 00:21:03,476 Now, I know you think your sugar daddy runs the world, 562 00:21:03,506 --> 00:21:05,307 and that includes this paper, 563 00:21:05,337 --> 00:21:08,149 and possibly in the past that was true, but not anymore. 564 00:21:08,179 --> 00:21:10,750 You don't scare me. Your daddy doesn't scare me. 565 00:21:10,780 --> 00:21:12,752 Your mommy doesn't scare me. 566 00:21:12,792 --> 00:21:14,923 If you have a brother, a sister, or a really angry cat, 567 00:21:14,953 --> 00:21:16,424 they don't scare me, either. 568 00:21:16,464 --> 00:21:18,895 Hey, either spin a plate on your nose while you do that 569 00:21:18,935 --> 00:21:20,366 or cut it out, 'cause I am speaking. 570 00:21:20,396 --> 00:21:22,107 Sorry. Oh, you will be. 571 00:21:22,137 --> 00:21:25,309 Now let's talk about deadlines, emphasis on "dead." 572 00:21:27,341 --> 00:21:29,082 So, the elevator's getting fixed on Monday, 573 00:21:29,112 --> 00:21:31,113 but I'm thinking I may not even use it 574 00:21:31,153 --> 00:21:33,224 'cause the stairs are excellent exercise. 575 00:21:33,254 --> 00:21:37,127 And I love having a hallway. I've never had a hallway before. 576 00:21:37,157 --> 00:21:40,029 And I am really lucky that Paris and Doyle 577 00:21:40,069 --> 00:21:42,500 hadn't rented out that other room yet. 578 00:21:42,540 --> 00:21:45,342 I mean, this location is really in demand. 579 00:21:45,372 --> 00:21:46,943 Really? Oh, yeah. 580 00:21:46,973 --> 00:21:49,244 I mean, it is literally 10 minutes from campus. 581 00:21:49,284 --> 00:21:52,356 You know how hard I'm gonna have to work to be late for class? 582 00:21:52,386 --> 00:21:56,059 Those guys down there... Are they your neighbors? 583 00:21:56,089 --> 00:21:58,530 Um, no. They're a doo-wop group. 584 00:21:58,560 --> 00:22:01,502 You have some plutonium back there or something? 585 00:22:01,532 --> 00:22:03,873 Uh, no, just Paris. She's quirky. 586 00:22:03,904 --> 00:22:05,875 Okay, welcome to my place. 587 00:22:05,905 --> 00:22:07,346 No. 588 00:22:07,376 --> 00:22:09,477 Mom, give it a chance. No. 589 00:22:09,517 --> 00:22:11,448 Look, we have a really big living room. 590 00:22:11,478 --> 00:22:13,119 No. 591 00:22:13,149 --> 00:22:16,161 It just looks rundown, but everything works fine. 592 00:22:16,191 --> 00:22:17,162 No! Mom. 593 00:22:17,192 --> 00:22:18,493 No. 594 00:22:18,523 --> 00:22:20,564 Okay, tour's over. Time for lunch. 595 00:22:20,594 --> 00:22:22,005 No. 596 00:22:22,035 --> 00:22:24,366 Let's go. No. No. 597 00:22:24,406 --> 00:22:27,208 Doyle: Saroyan! Saroyan! 598 00:22:27,238 --> 00:22:28,279 Aah! 599 00:22:28,309 --> 00:22:30,980 No, no, no. Okay. Okay. 600 00:22:33,052 --> 00:22:34,423 It's very nice. It's one of a kind. 601 00:22:34,453 --> 00:22:37,354 Will you take $250? It does have some nicks. 602 00:22:37,394 --> 00:22:39,966 That chair is 200 years old. It's gonna have some nicks. 603 00:22:39,996 --> 00:22:41,467 It sat in James Madison's bedroom. 604 00:22:41,497 --> 00:22:43,138 This chair is a piece of history. 605 00:22:43,168 --> 00:22:44,969 We shouldn't even be allowed to sell it to you. 606 00:22:44,999 --> 00:22:46,510 Well, I didn't mean to insult you. 607 00:22:46,540 --> 00:22:48,311 You didn't insult me. 608 00:22:48,341 --> 00:22:50,513 You insulted the chair and the United States of America. 609 00:22:50,543 --> 00:22:52,254 All right. $300's fine. 610 00:22:52,284 --> 00:22:54,355 Forget it. That's what the price tag says. 611 00:22:54,385 --> 00:22:57,327 The price just went up. If you want the chair, it's $350. 612 00:22:57,357 --> 00:23:00,399 If you don't, please leave. I have a lot of work to do. 613 00:23:00,429 --> 00:23:01,530 Bye. 614 00:23:01,560 --> 00:23:03,501 $350... here. Do you take cash? 615 00:23:03,531 --> 00:23:05,102 Exact change only. 616 00:23:05,132 --> 00:23:07,443 I don't suppose you have a delivery service. 617 00:23:07,473 --> 00:23:10,415 Oh, that's okay. I'll... I'll take it with me right now. 618 00:23:14,448 --> 00:23:16,719 You forgot to kick her in the pants as she walked out. 619 00:23:16,759 --> 00:23:18,390 I made the sale, didn't I? 620 00:23:18,420 --> 00:23:20,732 Yes, but with less bite, a customer might come back. 621 00:23:20,762 --> 00:23:22,363 You always drive a hard bargain. 622 00:23:22,403 --> 00:23:24,334 Yes, I do. We do have a delivery service. 623 00:23:24,364 --> 00:23:26,235 Yeah, me in a minivan... Not in the mood, 624 00:23:26,275 --> 00:23:28,406 no matter how exciting the prospect of a $2 tip is. 625 00:23:28,436 --> 00:23:31,078 Too bad it's not Christmas... That smiley face of yours 626 00:23:31,108 --> 00:23:33,620 would cheer up children for miles around. 627 00:23:36,652 --> 00:23:39,363 You have a lot of nerve just to walk into my place like this. 628 00:23:39,393 --> 00:23:41,695 What are you talking about? This is a place of business. 629 00:23:41,725 --> 00:23:43,236 Maybe I want to buy some antiques. 630 00:23:43,266 --> 00:23:44,566 Oh, right! 631 00:23:44,596 --> 00:23:46,668 You're not wearing your glasses anymore. 632 00:23:46,708 --> 00:23:48,669 What do you want, Zach? I think you have a cd of mine. 633 00:23:48,709 --> 00:23:50,140 What cd? 634 00:23:50,180 --> 00:23:52,181 The one with a crazy-looking chick on it. 635 00:23:52,211 --> 00:23:54,112 I don't have any of your cds, Zach. 636 00:23:54,152 --> 00:23:55,613 I can go up to your room and check. 637 00:23:55,653 --> 00:23:58,355 No! Zach, you can't go up to my room and check. 638 00:23:58,385 --> 00:24:00,226 If I find a cd with a crazy-looking chick on it, 639 00:24:00,256 --> 00:24:02,268 I'll mail it to you. 640 00:24:02,298 --> 00:24:06,040 Seriously, let's go upstairs and look now. I'm working, Zach. 641 00:24:06,070 --> 00:24:08,642 I can tell there's a major rush on ancient crap going on. 642 00:24:08,672 --> 00:24:10,773 Bye, Zach! Five minutes, Lane. 643 00:24:10,813 --> 00:24:12,784 Out, Zach! It's my favorite cd. 644 00:24:12,814 --> 00:24:14,685 Out! Fine! 645 00:24:16,817 --> 00:24:19,228 Hey, you break it, you buy it! 646 00:24:19,258 --> 00:24:22,060 Oh, Rory. Come on. It's not so bad. 647 00:24:22,100 --> 00:24:23,531 It's "Angela's ashes." It's basic. 648 00:24:23,561 --> 00:24:25,332 It's "sanford and son." 649 00:24:25,362 --> 00:24:28,334 Mom, the neighborhood is safe. A ton of kids live there. 650 00:24:28,374 --> 00:24:30,645 And they have a safety Van that goes to and from campus, 651 00:24:30,675 --> 00:24:32,446 so I don't have to walk home at night. 652 00:24:32,476 --> 00:24:34,378 That wasn't a doo-wop group, was it? No. 653 00:24:34,418 --> 00:24:37,249 Let's call daddy, make him pay for an apartment with one lock. 654 00:24:37,289 --> 00:24:39,791 No. Look, this is the way it's supposed to be. 655 00:24:39,821 --> 00:24:41,692 I am in college. Don't you see? 656 00:24:41,722 --> 00:24:44,264 I'm supposed to live in a crappy apartment. 657 00:24:44,294 --> 00:24:46,235 I'm supposed to eat ramen noodles 658 00:24:46,265 --> 00:24:48,106 and Mac and cheese for months. 659 00:24:48,136 --> 00:24:50,378 I've been living in a pool house with maids 660 00:24:50,408 --> 00:24:53,109 and fresh-cut flowers and mints on my pillow every night. 661 00:24:53,149 --> 00:24:54,510 You got to love my mother sometimes. 662 00:24:54,550 --> 00:24:56,682 This is good and right, and I'm happy, 663 00:24:56,722 --> 00:25:00,324 and I have roommates who are learning to kill people. 664 00:25:00,354 --> 00:25:02,765 Now let's talk about you. How are the wedding plans going? 665 00:25:02,795 --> 00:25:04,567 Done. All done. 666 00:25:04,597 --> 00:25:06,668 The dress, the cake, the place, the invitations. 667 00:25:06,698 --> 00:25:07,799 June 3rd, by the way. 668 00:25:07,839 --> 00:25:09,410 Wow. 669 00:25:09,440 --> 00:25:10,640 I also bought your dress and shoes. 670 00:25:10,670 --> 00:25:12,541 How did all this happen? 671 00:25:12,582 --> 00:25:14,183 Well, I found this dress, 672 00:25:14,213 --> 00:25:16,554 which, at the time, seemed like the perfect dress. 673 00:25:16,584 --> 00:25:19,156 And from the dress, all the other details fell into place. 674 00:25:19,186 --> 00:25:20,827 That's great. Is it? 675 00:25:20,857 --> 00:25:23,598 Isn't it? I don't know. Sure, I thought it was. 676 00:25:23,628 --> 00:25:26,430 I thought it was a sign or something... finding the dress. 677 00:25:26,470 --> 00:25:27,901 Then when it started to snow, 678 00:25:27,931 --> 00:25:30,403 I was like, "somebody's telling me something." 679 00:25:30,443 --> 00:25:32,774 So it would seem. Then I started thinking. 680 00:25:32,814 --> 00:25:34,645 Uh-oh. It was all too easy. 681 00:25:34,675 --> 00:25:37,347 Planning a wedding shouldn't be easy because marriage isn't. 682 00:25:37,387 --> 00:25:38,788 How do you know? You've never been married. 683 00:25:38,818 --> 00:25:40,419 Exactly. 684 00:25:40,459 --> 00:25:42,530 I have never been married because it's not easy, 685 00:25:42,560 --> 00:25:44,632 and I usually freak out and screw everything up. 686 00:25:44,662 --> 00:25:46,763 I freaked out and screwed everything up with Max. 687 00:25:46,803 --> 00:25:48,604 But I haven't freaked out about Luke yet. 688 00:25:48,634 --> 00:25:50,405 Why haven't I freaked out about Luke yet? 689 00:25:50,435 --> 00:25:52,446 It's what I do, and then I started freaking out 690 00:25:52,476 --> 00:25:54,278 about the fact that I hadn't freaked out. 691 00:25:54,308 --> 00:25:56,349 You got caught in the circle of freak out. 692 00:25:56,379 --> 00:25:59,291 What if this dress is really a bad sign, not a good sign? 693 00:25:59,321 --> 00:26:01,822 What if the dress is telling me that it's so right, it's wrong? 694 00:26:01,852 --> 00:26:03,824 What if I'm about to bail out and I don't even know it? 695 00:26:03,864 --> 00:26:05,695 You are driving yourself crazy. 696 00:26:05,725 --> 00:26:08,236 What if all the signs are saying things shouldn't be this easy, 697 00:26:08,266 --> 00:26:10,007 that I shouldn't get the guy I want? 698 00:26:10,037 --> 00:26:12,539 What if it's like that "twilight zone" where the woman on a horse 699 00:26:12,579 --> 00:26:14,310 is being chased by another woman on a horse 700 00:26:14,340 --> 00:26:16,552 who turns out is older her chasing younger her, 701 00:26:16,582 --> 00:26:18,753 trying to tell her that she should not run off 702 00:26:18,783 --> 00:26:20,754 with the guy she's going to run off with 703 00:26:20,784 --> 00:26:23,256 because it will be a terrible, terrible mistake. 704 00:26:23,296 --> 00:26:25,927 King George, take a breath, eat a fry, and listen to me. 705 00:26:25,957 --> 00:26:27,528 The dress is a good sign. 706 00:26:27,568 --> 00:26:29,640 Everything fell into place because it should. 707 00:26:29,670 --> 00:26:31,041 It's all right. 708 00:26:31,071 --> 00:26:32,912 The dress is right, the date is right, Luke is right. 709 00:26:32,942 --> 00:26:35,573 And the snow... remember the snow? The snow never lies. 710 00:26:35,613 --> 00:26:36,844 I guess. 711 00:26:36,884 --> 00:26:38,815 Be happy. This is all good. 712 00:26:38,845 --> 00:26:40,557 Thanks. 713 00:26:40,587 --> 00:26:41,987 I'm gonna miss you when you're murdered 714 00:26:42,017 --> 00:26:43,528 and stuffed into a dumpster by the doo-wop group. 715 00:26:43,558 --> 00:26:44,729 Tell me about my dress. 716 00:26:44,759 --> 00:26:47,461 Two words... "hoopskirt." Nice. 717 00:26:47,501 --> 00:26:49,432 In a lovely shade of tangerine. Excellent. 718 00:26:49,472 --> 00:26:51,003 The minute I saw it, I thought, 719 00:26:51,033 --> 00:26:53,845 "this would totally be Rory if only it had a few more ruffles." 720 00:26:53,875 --> 00:26:55,876 A fry with your evilness? Why, thank you. 721 00:26:58,918 --> 00:27:01,620 [ Knock on door ] 722 00:27:06,093 --> 00:27:07,633 Hello, stranger. 723 00:27:07,664 --> 00:27:08,934 Hey. 724 00:27:08,964 --> 00:27:11,036 Uh, can... can I come in? 725 00:27:11,066 --> 00:27:12,937 Why not? 726 00:27:15,038 --> 00:27:17,009 Sorry about barging in on you like that. 727 00:27:17,049 --> 00:27:18,510 Hey, it's fine. 728 00:27:18,550 --> 00:27:20,522 I'm making tea. You want some tea? 729 00:27:20,552 --> 00:27:22,453 Uh, sure. Tea sounds like tea. 730 00:27:22,493 --> 00:27:25,695 April's not here right now. She's tracking a grub migration. 731 00:27:25,725 --> 00:27:28,126 All inquiries stopped after the word "grub." 732 00:27:28,166 --> 00:27:30,698 That's okay. I came by to see you, actually. 733 00:27:30,738 --> 00:27:32,069 Oh, yeah? Yeah. 734 00:27:32,099 --> 00:27:34,941 You got a lot of stuff here. You sell clothes? 735 00:27:34,971 --> 00:27:36,912 Clothes, pillows, candles, fabrics. 736 00:27:36,942 --> 00:27:39,083 It's one of those everything kind of boutiques 737 00:27:39,113 --> 00:27:40,954 that used to send you 738 00:27:40,984 --> 00:27:43,726 in a "what do people need with all this crap?" Kind of rant. 739 00:27:43,756 --> 00:27:46,027 Oh, yeah. Well, that's nice. 740 00:27:46,058 --> 00:27:47,458 Thanks. Here. 741 00:27:47,498 --> 00:27:48,559 Thanks. 742 00:27:48,599 --> 00:27:50,570 Mm-hmm. 743 00:27:50,600 --> 00:27:52,071 It tastes like tea. 744 00:27:52,101 --> 00:27:53,872 Uh, this is weird. 745 00:27:53,902 --> 00:27:55,543 I know. 746 00:27:55,573 --> 00:27:57,715 It's been a very long time. I know. 747 00:27:57,745 --> 00:28:00,116 I actually saw you once about five years ago 748 00:28:00,146 --> 00:28:02,488 in the parking lot of some lumberyard. 749 00:28:02,518 --> 00:28:05,089 I waved, but you either didn't see me or didn't want to see me. 750 00:28:05,119 --> 00:28:06,690 I didn't see you. 751 00:28:06,730 --> 00:28:09,432 I would have waved back, unless I was holding stuff, 752 00:28:09,462 --> 00:28:11,603 and then I would have nodded or something. 753 00:28:11,634 --> 00:28:13,705 Sure. I'm sure. 754 00:28:13,735 --> 00:28:15,776 I thought about you when the Red Sox won. 755 00:28:15,806 --> 00:28:17,677 I knew it would be a big day for you. 756 00:28:17,707 --> 00:28:20,479 It was. 757 00:28:20,519 --> 00:28:22,220 [ Sighs ] 758 00:28:22,250 --> 00:28:24,492 How come you didn't tell me, Anna? 759 00:28:24,522 --> 00:28:26,723 Luke... It was a phone call. 760 00:28:26,763 --> 00:28:28,094 We should sit down. 761 00:28:32,637 --> 00:28:34,808 I've been in the same place forever... haven't moved. 762 00:28:34,838 --> 00:28:35,969 You certainly knew how to find me. 763 00:28:36,009 --> 00:28:37,580 Luke, come on. 764 00:28:37,610 --> 00:28:39,241 We'd already broken up by the time I found out, 765 00:28:39,281 --> 00:28:41,512 and I knew how you felt about kids. 766 00:28:41,552 --> 00:28:42,923 What do you mean, how I felt about kids? 767 00:28:42,953 --> 00:28:44,954 You hate kids. I don't hate kids. 768 00:28:44,984 --> 00:28:46,625 What are you talking about? 769 00:28:46,655 --> 00:28:48,897 We couldn't go to the movies before 10:00 at night 770 00:28:48,927 --> 00:28:50,828 in case there were kids in the theater. 771 00:28:50,868 --> 00:28:53,270 Well, kids talk during a movie, and they throw crap around. 772 00:28:53,300 --> 00:28:55,141 They run up and down the aisles. They're animals. 773 00:28:55,171 --> 00:28:56,812 We would move tables in a restaurant 774 00:28:56,842 --> 00:28:58,513 if they seated us near a family. 775 00:28:58,543 --> 00:29:00,714 Only if there was something crying or spitting up. 776 00:29:00,744 --> 00:29:03,616 You would flip out if you saw a woman breast-feeding in public. 777 00:29:03,656 --> 00:29:05,757 You couldn't stand to watch diaper commercials. 778 00:29:05,787 --> 00:29:08,859 And you had an unnatural hatred of macaulay culkin. 779 00:29:08,889 --> 00:29:11,831 Okay, fine. I hated kids, but I'm not that guy anymore. 780 00:29:11,861 --> 00:29:13,602 13 years ago, you were that guy. 781 00:29:13,632 --> 00:29:15,804 It doesn't mean I would have been like that with my kid. 782 00:29:15,834 --> 00:29:18,005 Even if I would have been like that with my kid, 783 00:29:18,045 --> 00:29:19,816 I still had a right to know. 784 00:29:19,846 --> 00:29:21,917 I'm sorry. 785 00:29:21,947 --> 00:29:24,689 Yeah. Well, you know, I could have helped. 786 00:29:24,719 --> 00:29:27,561 I could have helped pay for stuff and take care of things. 787 00:29:27,591 --> 00:29:30,093 I didn't need you to pay for stuff and take care of things. 788 00:29:30,133 --> 00:29:32,734 This was my responsibility, too. 789 00:29:32,764 --> 00:29:34,735 And now that I know, I have to do something. 790 00:29:34,766 --> 00:29:36,206 What does that mean? 791 00:29:36,236 --> 00:29:39,649 It means I want to offer you whatever assistance I can... 792 00:29:39,679 --> 00:29:41,009 Monetary, of course, 793 00:29:41,049 --> 00:29:42,851 and compensation for the past 12 years. 794 00:29:42,881 --> 00:29:44,281 But we really don't need anything. 795 00:29:44,321 --> 00:29:46,253 It was not my idea for April to call you. 796 00:29:46,283 --> 00:29:47,854 It was all her thing. 797 00:29:47,894 --> 00:29:50,595 She got obsessed with winning that science contest, 798 00:29:50,625 --> 00:29:52,637 and she's really a smart, driven kid. 799 00:29:52,667 --> 00:29:53,867 She's already written a short novel, 800 00:29:53,897 --> 00:29:55,669 and she's got her own website. 801 00:29:55,699 --> 00:29:58,871 She went through my old letters and put the whole thing together 802 00:29:58,911 --> 00:30:00,081 and, frankly, didn't tell me anything about it 803 00:30:00,111 --> 00:30:01,882 till way after the fact. 804 00:30:01,912 --> 00:30:04,014 I did not send her to you. 805 00:30:04,054 --> 00:30:05,385 I know you didn't, but she came to me, 806 00:30:05,415 --> 00:30:06,926 and now I know, and I want to help. 807 00:30:06,956 --> 00:30:08,927 I'm not talking about contact here. 808 00:30:08,957 --> 00:30:11,959 I know you've got your life. I don't want to mess things up. 809 00:30:11,999 --> 00:30:13,930 I just want to live up to my end of the bargain. 810 00:30:13,970 --> 00:30:15,231 You don't owe us anything, Luke. 811 00:30:15,271 --> 00:30:18,173 We want for nothing and always have. 812 00:30:18,203 --> 00:30:22,415 But if you want to chip in, then, sure, chip in. 813 00:30:22,445 --> 00:30:25,948 Really? Great. That's great. 814 00:30:25,988 --> 00:30:28,019 That's really... thank you. 815 00:30:28,059 --> 00:30:29,160 Thank you. 816 00:30:29,190 --> 00:30:31,261 Yeah. 817 00:30:31,291 --> 00:30:34,703 Okay, well, that's all I came to say, 818 00:30:34,733 --> 00:30:37,635 so... so I guess I'll get going. 819 00:30:39,436 --> 00:30:41,107 Luke, it was really great seeing you. 820 00:30:41,147 --> 00:30:42,918 You too. 821 00:30:42,948 --> 00:30:44,049 Tell April hi for me. 822 00:30:44,079 --> 00:30:46,280 I will do that. 823 00:30:46,320 --> 00:30:47,991 Hey, Luke. Yeah? 824 00:30:48,021 --> 00:30:50,693 You happy? Yeah. 825 00:30:50,723 --> 00:30:52,934 Me too. It's pretty cool, isn't it? 826 00:30:52,964 --> 00:30:55,096 Yeah, it is. 827 00:30:56,837 --> 00:30:59,338 [ Door opens, closes ] 828 00:31:07,083 --> 00:31:09,155 I brought coffee, but it's cold. 829 00:31:12,056 --> 00:31:13,827 It's a nice place you got here. 830 00:31:13,867 --> 00:31:16,299 I've been discussing the "baking soda to actual crack" ratio 831 00:31:16,329 --> 00:31:18,741 you can get away with with your neighbors downstairs. 832 00:31:18,771 --> 00:31:20,512 2 to 1 during the daylight, 3 to 1 at night. 833 00:31:20,542 --> 00:31:22,883 I have 10 minutes to change. Then I have some place to be. 834 00:31:22,913 --> 00:31:24,484 It's gonna take you 20 to unlock your door. 835 00:31:24,514 --> 00:31:26,145 Bye, Logan. 836 00:31:26,185 --> 00:31:27,886 This place is a dump, Rory. You can't live here. 837 00:31:27,916 --> 00:31:30,758 You don't get to care about where I live anymore, Logan. 838 00:31:30,788 --> 00:31:33,029 You broke up with me... Through your sister. 839 00:31:33,059 --> 00:31:35,131 I didn't mean for that to happen. 840 00:31:35,161 --> 00:31:37,472 Mr. Life and death brigade can't break up with his girlfriend. 841 00:31:37,502 --> 00:31:39,073 Honor was bugging me, 842 00:31:39,103 --> 00:31:40,504 and I told her we broke up to shut her up. 843 00:31:40,544 --> 00:31:42,145 So you didn't mean it? 844 00:31:42,175 --> 00:31:46,318 No, I did. I just... It was too much for me, okay? 845 00:31:46,348 --> 00:31:48,949 It was a fight. People fight. 846 00:31:48,989 --> 00:31:51,091 I don't want to be screaming at you at a bar. 847 00:31:51,121 --> 00:31:52,522 I can't take that. It's too much drama. 848 00:31:52,562 --> 00:31:54,233 Well, if you can't take the drama, 849 00:31:54,263 --> 00:31:56,394 then you shouldn't even be in a relationship, 850 00:31:56,434 --> 00:31:59,806 which, by the way, you're not, so everything's good. 851 00:31:59,836 --> 00:32:00,877 It's not that easy. 852 00:32:00,907 --> 00:32:03,008 Sure, it is. 853 00:32:03,048 --> 00:32:04,909 You want some help? Nope. 854 00:32:04,949 --> 00:32:06,821 I bet one of those guys downstairs 855 00:32:06,851 --> 00:32:09,352 could help you out getting into a locked apartment. 856 00:32:09,382 --> 00:32:11,023 Just go be somewhere else, Logan. 857 00:32:11,053 --> 00:32:12,594 I thought that I wanted to break up. 858 00:32:12,624 --> 00:32:14,425 I thought that it was a stupid experiment... 859 00:32:14,465 --> 00:32:16,096 Me trying to be a boyfriend, 860 00:32:16,126 --> 00:32:18,038 that it didn't work, and I'd just move on. 861 00:32:18,068 --> 00:32:19,038 And I didn't... Couldn't, actually. 862 00:32:19,068 --> 00:32:22,941 Rory... I love you. 863 00:32:22,981 --> 00:32:26,913 I have an appointment. I have to go. 864 00:32:29,885 --> 00:32:31,286 Sorry I'm late. 865 00:32:31,326 --> 00:32:33,497 Well, considering how many times you rescheduled, 866 00:32:33,527 --> 00:32:35,398 I'm just happy you're here at all. 867 00:32:35,429 --> 00:32:37,530 I was just spending some time with my mother. 868 00:32:37,570 --> 00:32:38,570 We were apart for a while. 869 00:32:38,600 --> 00:32:39,631 You were? Yeah. 870 00:32:39,671 --> 00:32:41,242 A falling-out? 871 00:32:41,272 --> 00:32:45,515 Nothing major... Just mother/daughter stuff. 872 00:32:45,545 --> 00:32:47,916 I don't have to lie down, do I? 873 00:32:47,946 --> 00:32:49,287 No. That's not a "lying down" couch. 874 00:32:49,317 --> 00:32:50,558 Good. 875 00:32:50,588 --> 00:32:52,319 So, did this falling-out 876 00:32:52,359 --> 00:32:54,891 have anything to do with your dropping out of school? 877 00:32:54,931 --> 00:32:57,002 Boy, we just jumped into this, didn't we? 878 00:32:57,032 --> 00:32:59,103 You want to talk about something else first? 879 00:32:59,133 --> 00:33:00,604 No. 880 00:33:00,634 --> 00:33:02,636 I mean, we're here to talk about you leaving school, 881 00:33:02,676 --> 00:33:04,146 so I figured, "let's just start there." 882 00:33:04,176 --> 00:33:07,218 What happened? Nothing. We fought. 883 00:33:07,248 --> 00:33:09,080 I'm fine. We're fine. 884 00:33:09,120 --> 00:33:11,121 I hear you had some legal problems. 885 00:33:11,151 --> 00:33:13,462 My, those are some big ears you have there, grandma. 886 00:33:13,492 --> 00:33:15,263 Stealing a boat is a pretty big deal. 887 00:33:15,293 --> 00:33:18,065 I was upset. About what? 888 00:33:18,095 --> 00:33:23,479 About life and things and stuff. 889 00:33:23,509 --> 00:33:25,110 You spent a night in jail? 890 00:33:25,140 --> 00:33:27,251 Yes, I did. 891 00:33:27,281 --> 00:33:29,212 How did that feel? 892 00:33:29,252 --> 00:33:31,654 Great. You don't want to talk about this, either? 893 00:33:31,684 --> 00:33:33,455 I'm just... I'm sick of talking about it... that's all. 894 00:33:33,495 --> 00:33:35,056 You seem very agitated. 895 00:33:35,096 --> 00:33:37,067 I'm not agitated. 896 00:33:37,097 --> 00:33:39,028 So, I spent a night in jail... Big deal. 897 00:33:39,068 --> 00:33:40,499 So did Martin Luther King. 898 00:33:40,539 --> 00:33:42,971 Are you comparing yourself with Martin Luther King? 899 00:33:43,011 --> 00:33:45,012 No, I'm not. 900 00:33:45,042 --> 00:33:47,183 I just... I'm saying that he spent a night in jail, too. 901 00:33:47,213 --> 00:33:49,115 You were arrested with your boyfriend? 902 00:33:49,145 --> 00:33:50,285 Yes, I was. 903 00:33:50,315 --> 00:33:51,986 Tell me about that. 904 00:33:52,016 --> 00:33:53,988 He was my boyfriend then, and now he's not. 905 00:33:54,028 --> 00:33:56,689 He's not? No, he's not. We broke up. 906 00:33:56,729 --> 00:33:59,501 Oh, no. I'm sorry. He broke up. 907 00:33:59,531 --> 00:34:01,502 I thought that we were just taking some time, 908 00:34:01,532 --> 00:34:03,303 but apparently I'm a moron. 909 00:34:03,343 --> 00:34:05,045 Uh, this is Logan? 910 00:34:05,075 --> 00:34:07,216 What, you have his name, too? Super. 911 00:34:07,246 --> 00:34:08,417 Do you also have the picture of him 912 00:34:08,447 --> 00:34:10,418 hijacking me in my hallway earlier today? 913 00:34:10,448 --> 00:34:12,549 I'm sorry. What? How fair is that? 914 00:34:12,589 --> 00:34:15,791 He's gone, and then he shows up out of the blue. 915 00:34:15,821 --> 00:34:18,093 "You can't live here. This place is a dump. 916 00:34:18,133 --> 00:34:20,164 And, by the way, I love you." 917 00:34:20,204 --> 00:34:22,365 "I love you"?! Is he serious?! 918 00:34:22,405 --> 00:34:24,106 I don't know. 919 00:34:24,136 --> 00:34:28,309 Nothing for weeks, and then he just decides that he loves me. 920 00:34:28,349 --> 00:34:31,151 So, what happens now? I get another birkin bag? 921 00:34:31,181 --> 00:34:34,153 And how long until he doesn't love me again, huh? 922 00:34:34,193 --> 00:34:35,624 [ Crying ] 923 00:34:35,654 --> 00:34:37,595 I stole a boat with him! 924 00:34:37,625 --> 00:34:39,666 I never stole a boat with Dean! 925 00:34:39,696 --> 00:34:44,309 Who's Dean? My married ex-boyfriend who I lost my virginity to! 926 00:34:44,339 --> 00:34:45,340 Wow. 927 00:34:45,370 --> 00:34:47,841 Yeah. I'm a treat. 928 00:34:47,881 --> 00:34:51,083 I don't know what I'm gonna do. 929 00:34:51,113 --> 00:34:55,156 I-I don't think I can take running into him every day 930 00:34:55,186 --> 00:34:58,098 in the halls and the paper and the coffee cart. 931 00:34:58,128 --> 00:34:59,659 Oh, my god. 932 00:34:59,699 --> 00:35:04,342 I'm gonna have to quit drinking coffee, and I love coffee! 933 00:35:04,372 --> 00:35:05,602 [ Sobs ] 934 00:35:07,143 --> 00:35:09,845 I really love coffee. 935 00:35:11,416 --> 00:35:13,858 I feel like an idiot. Just relax, Luke. 936 00:35:13,888 --> 00:35:15,519 It should only take a couple more minutes. 937 00:35:15,559 --> 00:35:17,660 I've been following you around for half an hour. 938 00:35:17,690 --> 00:35:19,661 I know there's a wireless Internet hub 939 00:35:19,691 --> 00:35:21,662 around here somewhere. 940 00:35:21,703 --> 00:35:24,574 Ah! 941 00:35:24,604 --> 00:35:26,806 No. Encrypted. 942 00:35:26,836 --> 00:35:28,747 I used to use the bank's access, but I had to stand 943 00:35:28,777 --> 00:35:30,718 right in front of the versateller machine, 944 00:35:30,748 --> 00:35:32,679 and they got very snippy about that. 945 00:35:32,719 --> 00:35:35,751 And doose's had it for a while, but Taylor but a block on it. 946 00:35:35,791 --> 00:35:37,823 It's sad what this world is coming to. 947 00:35:37,863 --> 00:35:40,194 Why don't I just find someone who actually has the Internet? 948 00:35:40,234 --> 00:35:41,595 Hold on. 949 00:35:41,635 --> 00:35:43,836 Hold on. 950 00:35:43,866 --> 00:35:45,507 We have achieved contact. 951 00:35:45,537 --> 00:35:46,708 We have? 952 00:35:46,738 --> 00:35:49,780 Yes, courtesy of stars hollow books. 953 00:35:49,810 --> 00:35:51,311 Okay. Now, tell me what you need. 954 00:35:51,351 --> 00:35:53,452 Uh, I just, uh, need to look up a website. 955 00:35:53,482 --> 00:35:55,684 Okay. Give me the name, and I'll type it in for you. 956 00:35:55,724 --> 00:35:57,755 Hold on... Is this one of those websites? 957 00:35:57,795 --> 00:35:59,956 'Cause if they'll come after Pete townsend, no one is safe. 958 00:35:59,996 --> 00:36:02,228 Just tell me what to do, and I'll do it myself. 959 00:36:02,268 --> 00:36:03,769 Are you sure? Yes. Just... here. 960 00:36:03,799 --> 00:36:05,540 Okay, give me your hand, and I'll guide... 961 00:36:05,570 --> 00:36:08,642 Stop it. 962 00:36:08,672 --> 00:36:11,344 Just click here, then type in the name of the website here, 963 00:36:11,384 --> 00:36:13,455 then press here. 964 00:36:13,485 --> 00:36:14,656 This makes the page go up and down. 965 00:36:14,686 --> 00:36:16,387 I can figure out the rest, kirk. 966 00:36:16,417 --> 00:36:18,958 I'll be over here if you need me. 967 00:36:18,988 --> 00:36:21,900 I've never felt safer in my life. 968 00:36:55,051 --> 00:36:57,823 Thank you for coming. We appreciate your business. 969 00:36:57,853 --> 00:37:00,054 Everything's dusted. The receipts are organized. 970 00:37:00,094 --> 00:37:04,297 I'm not hungry. I'm going upstairs. 971 00:37:04,337 --> 00:37:06,338 Lane Kim! 972 00:37:06,368 --> 00:37:07,539 Come down now! 973 00:37:13,653 --> 00:37:14,953 Follow me. 974 00:37:28,102 --> 00:37:29,442 Help me. 975 00:37:35,386 --> 00:37:36,947 Good. Come. 976 00:38:05,995 --> 00:38:07,606 Whoa. 977 00:38:07,636 --> 00:38:10,578 Lane, it's been six weeks since you come home. 978 00:38:10,608 --> 00:38:13,040 You have grieved, and now we move on. 979 00:38:19,954 --> 00:38:21,455 Ahh. 980 00:38:24,867 --> 00:38:27,098 One more. 981 00:38:31,011 --> 00:38:32,142 [ Barking ] 982 00:38:32,172 --> 00:38:34,513 Hey, buddy. 983 00:38:34,543 --> 00:38:37,915 Yeah, there is something weird about it, right? 984 00:38:37,955 --> 00:38:40,017 What? What is it? 985 00:38:46,601 --> 00:38:48,602 [ Telephone rings ] 986 00:38:50,543 --> 00:38:51,574 Hello? 987 00:38:51,604 --> 00:38:52,644 Rory: Guess who's crazy. 988 00:38:52,674 --> 00:38:53,675 Who? Me. 989 00:38:53,715 --> 00:38:54,846 You? Since when? 990 00:38:54,876 --> 00:38:56,177 Since I went all Frances farmer 991 00:38:56,217 --> 00:38:58,518 in my psychologist evaluation today. 992 00:38:58,548 --> 00:39:00,119 I'm on the bed and comfortable. 993 00:39:00,149 --> 00:39:02,120 Should I get popcorn, or is it a shorter story than that? 994 00:39:02,160 --> 00:39:05,092 I went home from class to get ready for the appointment, 995 00:39:05,132 --> 00:39:06,263 and Logan was there. 996 00:39:06,293 --> 00:39:08,034 At your apartment? In the hallway. 997 00:39:08,064 --> 00:39:09,965 And, of course, I couldn't get my door open fast enough, 998 00:39:10,005 --> 00:39:11,106 so he started talking. 999 00:39:11,136 --> 00:39:13,207 What did he say? He said he loved me. 1000 00:39:13,237 --> 00:39:14,248 No way. 1001 00:39:14,278 --> 00:39:16,079 And it completely threw me. 1002 00:39:16,109 --> 00:39:17,920 And I got out of there as fast as I could. 1003 00:39:17,950 --> 00:39:20,692 But then I got to Dr. Shapiro's office, 1004 00:39:20,722 --> 00:39:21,953 and he started peppering me with all these questions, 1005 00:39:21,993 --> 00:39:23,894 and I just got more and more upset. 1006 00:39:23,924 --> 00:39:25,695 Then I exploded all over the place. 1007 00:39:25,725 --> 00:39:27,967 I went through two boxes of kleenex, 1008 00:39:27,997 --> 00:39:29,197 I started hyperventilating, 1009 00:39:29,237 --> 00:39:30,838 and I had to breathe into a paper bag. 1010 00:39:30,868 --> 00:39:32,840 Do you believe him? Believe who? 1011 00:39:32,870 --> 00:39:34,611 Logan... do you believe he loves you? 1012 00:39:34,641 --> 00:39:37,112 I guess I can figure that out next week in therapy. 1013 00:39:37,142 --> 00:39:38,713 After my little meltdown, 1014 00:39:38,753 --> 00:39:40,755 Dr. Shapiro thinks I should come see him once a week 1015 00:39:40,785 --> 00:39:41,855 for the next two months. 1016 00:39:41,885 --> 00:39:43,086 You're kidding. 1017 00:39:43,126 --> 00:39:44,827 No jokes in the mental-health field, 1018 00:39:44,857 --> 00:39:47,669 only hand puppets, inkblots, and inflatable anger bats. 1019 00:39:47,699 --> 00:39:49,330 I'm so sorry you're a nut. 1020 00:39:49,370 --> 00:39:52,142 I'm sure Dr. Shapiro has a nice padded room for me. 1021 00:39:52,172 --> 00:39:53,973 Don't let them put you on any of those pills. 1022 00:39:54,013 --> 00:39:55,614 Tom Cruise will be very upset. 1023 00:39:55,644 --> 00:39:58,185 I should go. I have a massive amount of reading to do. 1024 00:39:58,215 --> 00:39:59,816 I just wanted to call and say hi. 1025 00:39:59,846 --> 00:40:02,218 Okay. Remember... Blame it all on grandma. 1026 00:40:02,258 --> 00:40:04,860 Will do. Bye. 1027 00:40:10,673 --> 00:40:13,105 [ Sighs ] 1028 00:40:19,249 --> 00:40:20,579 Okay. 1029 00:40:22,090 --> 00:40:23,291 [ Telephone rings ] 1030 00:40:23,321 --> 00:40:24,822 Hold on. 1031 00:40:24,862 --> 00:40:26,663 Hello? 1032 00:40:26,693 --> 00:40:28,695 Just a sec. Major pillow emergency happening here. 1033 00:40:28,735 --> 00:40:30,195 What? Anna? 1034 00:40:30,235 --> 00:40:31,836 Sorry. Hi. Who's this? 1035 00:40:31,866 --> 00:40:32,907 It's, uh, Luke. 1036 00:40:32,937 --> 00:40:35,109 Luke? Wow, when it rains, it... 1037 00:40:35,139 --> 00:40:37,110 I saw her website. Her? 1038 00:40:37,140 --> 00:40:39,681 I saw her pictures... in the lab and with the Christmas tree. 1039 00:40:39,711 --> 00:40:41,082 You never told me she wore a back brace. 1040 00:40:41,122 --> 00:40:42,683 Why was she wearing a back brace? 1041 00:40:42,723 --> 00:40:44,925 Oh, she had just read "deenie." It was a phase. 1042 00:40:44,955 --> 00:40:46,756 Well, still, I should have known. 1043 00:40:46,796 --> 00:40:48,167 That she had just read "deenie"? 1044 00:40:48,197 --> 00:40:50,028 Yes, and that she was going through a phase 1045 00:40:50,068 --> 00:40:53,440 and was a science wiz and wore crazy bike helmets and glasses 1046 00:40:53,470 --> 00:40:54,841 and looked like me. 1047 00:40:54,871 --> 00:40:57,142 Just the nose. The nose is something. 1048 00:40:57,172 --> 00:40:59,914 I mean, there's no one else running around with my nose. 1049 00:40:59,944 --> 00:41:01,385 That you know of. 1050 00:41:01,415 --> 00:41:02,986 Is this funny to you? 1051 00:41:03,016 --> 00:41:04,127 No. I'm sorry. 1052 00:41:04,157 --> 00:41:05,387 You should've told me. 1053 00:41:05,427 --> 00:41:07,329 Luke, we went through all this already. 1054 00:41:07,359 --> 00:41:10,200 I want contact. I want a relationship. 1055 00:41:10,230 --> 00:41:13,232 I want to talk to her and see her on a regular basis. 1056 00:41:13,272 --> 00:41:15,344 I don't care what I said. This is what I want. 1057 00:41:15,374 --> 00:41:18,045 I want to know my own daughter, and I want her to know me. 1058 00:41:18,075 --> 00:41:19,977 Okay. 1059 00:41:20,017 --> 00:41:22,118 Really? 1060 00:41:22,148 --> 00:41:23,719 Well, it's really up to April, 1061 00:41:23,759 --> 00:41:25,390 but if she's cool, then I'm cool. 1062 00:41:25,420 --> 00:41:27,992 Oh. 1063 00:41:28,032 --> 00:41:32,735 So, uh, is, uh, April there now? 1064 00:41:32,765 --> 00:41:35,476 No. But she'll be home pretty soon. 1065 00:41:35,506 --> 00:41:36,477 Can I have her call you? 1066 00:41:36,507 --> 00:41:37,407 Yes. No. 1067 00:41:37,438 --> 00:41:38,448 No? 1068 00:41:38,478 --> 00:41:40,149 I should call her. 1069 00:41:40,179 --> 00:41:42,251 She'll definitely be home by 8:00. 1070 00:41:42,281 --> 00:41:44,122 Then I will call back at 8:00. 1071 00:41:44,152 --> 00:41:45,252 Okay. 1072 00:41:45,292 --> 00:41:47,194 Thanks. You're welcome. 1073 00:41:47,224 --> 00:41:52,067 Hey, Anna? What the hell is "deenie"? 1074 00:41:52,097 --> 00:41:54,108 The gospel according to Judy blume. 1075 00:41:54,138 --> 00:41:55,809 It's a book, Luke. 1076 00:41:55,839 --> 00:41:58,481 And now would probably be a good time for you to read it. 1077 00:41:58,511 --> 00:41:59,481 Bye. 1078 00:41:59,511 --> 00:42:02,013 Bye. 1079 00:42:10,528 --> 00:42:12,870 Lorelai! 1080 00:42:12,900 --> 00:42:15,541 Lorelai: Luke, I'm upstairs! 1081 00:42:15,571 --> 00:42:18,373 Yeah, uh, can you come down? 1082 00:42:18,413 --> 00:42:20,474 I have to talk to you about something. 1083 00:42:20,514 --> 00:42:22,346 Okay. 1084 00:42:22,386 --> 00:42:25,057 Yes, I will come down, but I'm coming down in my wedding dress. 1085 00:42:25,087 --> 00:42:26,818 What? No! Yes! 1086 00:42:26,858 --> 00:42:29,130 It's bad luck for me to see the wedding dress. 1087 00:42:29,160 --> 00:42:30,531 I know, but I need you to see this dress. 1088 00:42:30,561 --> 00:42:32,162 There's something not right up here. 1089 00:42:32,202 --> 00:42:35,234 It was too easy. I can't be objective anymore. 1090 00:42:35,274 --> 00:42:36,104 Coming down. 1091 00:42:36,134 --> 00:42:38,145 But I don't... 1092 00:42:42,278 --> 00:42:43,249 Well? 1093 00:42:43,279 --> 00:42:47,151 It's... you're perfect. 1094 00:42:47,191 --> 00:42:49,993 Really? Have you seen the back? 1095 00:42:50,023 --> 00:42:52,064 I think the train's a little weird, 1096 00:42:52,094 --> 00:42:54,165 and I can take it back if you don't think... 1097 00:42:54,206 --> 00:42:55,506 It's perfect. 1098 00:42:55,536 --> 00:42:57,838 Are you sure? 1099 00:43:04,682 --> 00:43:06,353 Okay. 1100 00:43:06,383 --> 00:43:10,095 It's not bad luck if it's under five minutes.