1 00:00:36,603 --> 00:00:38,242 I got a job. What? Where? 2 00:00:38,272 --> 00:00:40,002 At the stamford gazette. Yes. 3 00:00:40,042 --> 00:00:43,010 And I'm going back to Yale. I called and talked to my Dean. 4 00:00:43,040 --> 00:00:45,909 Tell Lane you're moving out and get your butt here right now. 5 00:00:45,939 --> 00:00:47,209 I love you, mom. 6 00:00:51,977 --> 00:00:52,746 Hey. 7 00:00:52,776 --> 00:00:54,545 Rory: What? 8 00:00:54,585 --> 00:00:57,284 Make an occasional noise, so I know you didn't pull an Elvis. 9 00:00:57,314 --> 00:00:59,253 I'm just putting the finishing touches on the face. 10 00:00:59,283 --> 00:01:00,723 Pbht! You're an infant. 11 00:01:00,753 --> 00:01:03,022 Hit yourself with a giant powder puff and get out here. 12 00:01:03,052 --> 00:01:04,591 I love this bathroom. 13 00:01:04,621 --> 00:01:06,750 Uh, too much. I need the sink. 14 00:01:06,790 --> 00:01:09,759 You need my sink? What about the other sink? 15 00:01:08,959 --> 00:01:10,919 Previously on "Gilmore girls"... 16 00:01:09,789 --> 00:01:11,928 Oh, I forgot I had two sinks. 17 00:01:10,959 --> 00:01:12,388 Christopher: Hey, lor, I think I have good news. 18 00:01:11,958 --> 00:01:14,397 Well, you do. 19 00:01:12,428 --> 00:01:14,137 It was just a weird coincidence that I walk in, 20 00:01:14,167 --> 00:01:15,806 and Christopher happens to be leaving a message. 21 00:01:14,427 --> 00:01:16,726 Look at this. Two sinks... I'm so decadent. 22 00:01:15,826 --> 00:01:17,396 I'm not gonna like it when Christopher calls, 23 00:01:16,756 --> 00:01:19,295 I could brush my teeth over this one, spit into that one. 24 00:01:17,436 --> 00:01:19,135 but we have to tell each other everything. 25 00:01:19,165 --> 00:01:20,794 Agreed. 26 00:01:19,325 --> 00:01:21,934 This is now my official favorite room in the whole world, 27 00:01:20,834 --> 00:01:21,804 I'm gonna take hair samples from three men, 28 00:01:21,834 --> 00:01:23,073 run DNA tests on them, 29 00:01:21,964 --> 00:01:24,433 besides the reading room at the British museum. 30 00:01:23,103 --> 00:01:24,473 and figure out which one's my father. 31 00:01:24,463 --> 00:01:26,602 But add a dome ceiling and 10 million books, 32 00:01:24,503 --> 00:01:26,772 I'm sorry. Did you say "your father"? 33 00:01:26,632 --> 00:01:28,471 and you got yourself a horse race. 34 00:01:26,802 --> 00:01:28,161 It's you. And you're sure. 35 00:01:28,201 --> 00:01:29,970 Absolutely. Want to see my report? 36 00:01:28,501 --> 00:01:30,270 Paul anka loves this room, too. 37 00:01:30,010 --> 00:01:32,509 Logan, I love you. Wow. 38 00:01:30,300 --> 00:01:31,870 You ever hear that tape of him 39 00:01:31,900 --> 00:01:33,439 chewing out his band after a show? 40 00:01:32,539 --> 00:01:33,779 You're getting to me. 41 00:01:33,469 --> 00:01:35,438 "When I move, I slice like a hammer! 42 00:01:33,809 --> 00:01:35,348 Me? Yes, you're an ass. 43 00:01:35,378 --> 00:01:37,817 I didn't tell you to quit Yale! You did that! 44 00:01:35,468 --> 00:01:36,708 The guys get shirts!" 45 00:01:36,738 --> 00:01:38,377 That's the human Paul anka. 46 00:01:37,847 --> 00:01:40,146 Why don't you go off with Jack, whatever his name is? 47 00:01:38,407 --> 00:01:40,036 I don't believe the canine version exists. 48 00:01:40,076 --> 00:01:41,945 He is laying low until he figures out 49 00:01:40,176 --> 00:01:42,075 Oh, I'm not going off with Jess. 50 00:01:41,975 --> 00:01:44,444 you're not gonna eat his pigs' ears or something. 51 00:01:44,474 --> 00:01:46,813 The chicken's got to show his face so I can prove myself. 52 00:01:46,843 --> 00:01:48,283 What all do you have going on today? 53 00:01:48,313 --> 00:01:51,281 Oh, she's already got a list going. 54 00:01:51,311 --> 00:01:54,350 Follow-up calls to make sure I'm all set for spring semester. 55 00:01:54,380 --> 00:01:55,650 Four hours of community service... 56 00:01:55,680 --> 00:01:57,019 I'm gonna try to stretch it to five 57 00:01:57,049 --> 00:01:59,288 because I am tantalizingly close to being done. 58 00:01:59,318 --> 00:02:01,587 My engine light was on, but I already took care of that. 59 00:02:01,617 --> 00:02:03,886 This morning? Got to gypsy's shop before it opened. 60 00:02:03,926 --> 00:02:05,985 There was only one other early bird ahead of me, 61 00:02:06,025 --> 00:02:09,494 but I bribed gypsy with a pack of rolos, and she took me first. 62 00:02:09,524 --> 00:02:11,393 She is such a rolo whore. 63 00:02:11,423 --> 00:02:13,662 I've got tons of e-mails to return, and I've got to get 64 00:02:13,692 --> 00:02:15,661 the eagle gazette a bunch of stuff I've written. 65 00:02:15,691 --> 00:02:17,500 Don't forget to sleep, daughter of mine. 66 00:02:17,530 --> 00:02:19,959 And I've got to unpack and organize everything, 67 00:02:19,999 --> 00:02:21,699 and that's it for now. 68 00:02:21,729 --> 00:02:24,437 Okay, but you will have to leave the bathroom to do all that. 69 00:02:24,467 --> 00:02:27,506 Mmm, reluctantly. See you downstairs. Okay. 70 00:02:27,536 --> 00:02:29,905 Hey, you have time to eat and hang out with me, don't you? 71 00:02:29,935 --> 00:02:31,934 Is that on your microscopic little list there? 72 00:02:31,974 --> 00:02:34,873 I carved out the rest of the morning for you. 73 00:02:34,903 --> 00:02:36,372 Oh! Oh, my god. What? 74 00:02:36,402 --> 00:02:37,612 Get down here! I'm coming. 75 00:02:39,371 --> 00:02:41,540 He has emerged. 76 00:02:41,580 --> 00:02:43,509 I'm assuming that's Paul anka. Well, it ain't Louis prima. 77 00:02:43,549 --> 00:02:46,578 Shoo. Shoo. He shouldn't be on the table. 78 00:02:46,608 --> 00:02:48,317 That's his favorite spot. What are you gonna do next? 79 00:02:48,347 --> 00:02:50,047 Tell him he can't drink out of my water glass? 80 00:02:50,077 --> 00:02:51,416 Sorry. How should I approach him? 81 00:02:51,446 --> 00:02:52,516 Follow me. 82 00:02:52,546 --> 00:02:54,815 Okay. 83 00:02:54,855 --> 00:02:56,554 Okay, stop. 84 00:02:56,584 --> 00:02:58,723 Now go in the kitchen and put sugar on your toes, 85 00:02:58,753 --> 00:03:00,992 and quickly, because first impressions are crucial 86 00:03:01,022 --> 00:03:02,651 and you're blowing it big time. 87 00:03:02,691 --> 00:03:05,360 He loves sugar, so the first time you come close to him, 88 00:03:05,390 --> 00:03:06,790 if you've got sugar on your toes 89 00:03:06,820 --> 00:03:07,959 that he can lick and enjoy, you're in. 90 00:03:07,989 --> 00:03:09,728 He's gonna lick it? Go, quick! 91 00:03:15,866 --> 00:03:17,735 Wet your toes first so it sticks. 92 00:03:17,765 --> 00:03:19,064 What? 93 00:03:19,094 --> 00:03:21,463 Dry sugar on a dry toe isn't gonna work. 94 00:03:21,503 --> 00:03:23,303 Oh, jeez. 95 00:03:26,701 --> 00:03:27,941 I'm making a mess. 96 00:03:27,971 --> 00:03:29,470 Don't worry about the mess. 97 00:03:29,500 --> 00:03:30,739 We're gonna have ants. 98 00:03:30,769 --> 00:03:32,339 Hurry! I'm coming. 99 00:03:34,508 --> 00:03:36,477 Okay, my toes are all sugared. 100 00:03:36,507 --> 00:03:37,846 Okay, good. 101 00:03:37,876 --> 00:03:39,846 Now do the hokey-pokey and turn yourself around. 102 00:03:39,876 --> 00:03:42,415 What? All you have to do is pet him, and you're in! 103 00:03:42,444 --> 00:03:44,084 You're evil. Yes, I am. 104 00:03:44,114 --> 00:03:47,782 Hey, there, boy. Oh, that tickles. 105 00:03:47,812 --> 00:03:49,881 Well, he's glad you're here. 106 00:03:49,911 --> 00:03:50,881 Wait a minute, you're here! 107 00:03:50,921 --> 00:03:52,880 I know. Wait right there. 108 00:03:52,920 --> 00:03:54,519 Is this another trick? 109 00:03:54,549 --> 00:03:57,088 No, I'm just getting something. 110 00:03:57,118 --> 00:03:58,718 [ Electronic bleeps ] Bop it! 111 00:03:58,758 --> 00:04:00,017 You're pulling out the bop it? 112 00:04:00,057 --> 00:04:02,056 You're already that bored with me? 113 00:04:02,086 --> 00:04:04,725 I accidentally hit the bop it while I was getting this. You bought me a hat. 114 00:04:04,755 --> 00:04:06,754 No, it's a hatbox filled with these. 115 00:04:06,794 --> 00:04:08,064 These are notes written 116 00:04:08,094 --> 00:04:10,063 on whatever I had on hand at the time. 117 00:04:10,093 --> 00:04:12,762 Anytime I had a topic I wanted to share with you 118 00:04:12,792 --> 00:04:15,760 or a random thought during that crappy time apart of ours, 119 00:04:15,800 --> 00:04:18,029 I jotted it down and threw it in the hatbox 120 00:04:18,069 --> 00:04:19,129 so I wouldn't forget. 121 00:04:19,169 --> 00:04:20,538 Really? 122 00:04:20,568 --> 00:04:22,667 I missed you, kid. I missed you, too. 123 00:04:22,697 --> 00:04:24,067 So hit me with them. 124 00:04:24,107 --> 00:04:25,866 While we walk to Luke's. Come on. 125 00:04:25,906 --> 00:04:27,675 Some of these are pretty cryptic. 126 00:04:27,705 --> 00:04:29,804 Um, Lenny kravitz. Where did Lenny kravitz... 127 00:04:29,834 --> 00:04:31,574 Get all his money? 128 00:04:31,604 --> 00:04:33,973 Yes! One hit, and he's buying a fifth Avenue mansion. 129 00:04:34,013 --> 00:04:36,512 Maybe he went through Nicole Kidman's wallet. 130 00:04:36,542 --> 00:04:37,681 That's got to be it. 131 00:04:37,711 --> 00:04:39,680 Computer m.P. Down... 132 00:04:39,710 --> 00:04:41,580 Oh, I want to download music. There's so much out there. 133 00:04:41,609 --> 00:04:43,079 Can you help me figure that out... mp3 players? 134 00:04:43,109 --> 00:04:45,078 I can do that. Next? 135 00:04:45,118 --> 00:04:47,787 Uh, kirk's skeet shooting. That's a bad combination. 136 00:04:47,817 --> 00:04:49,486 Yes, first time the town church 137 00:04:49,516 --> 00:04:51,555 has taken gunfire since the 18th century. 138 00:04:51,585 --> 00:04:53,454 You miss so much so quickly. 139 00:04:53,484 --> 00:04:56,983 ♪ If you're out on the road ♪ 140 00:04:57,023 --> 00:05:02,091 ♪ feelin' lonely and so cold ♪ 141 00:05:02,121 --> 00:05:06,029 ♪ all you have to do is call my name ♪ 142 00:05:06,059 --> 00:05:10,597 ♪ and I'll be there on the next train ♪ 143 00:05:10,627 --> 00:05:15,095 ♪ where you lead, I will follow ♪ 144 00:05:15,135 --> 00:05:19,663 ♪ anywhere that you tell me to 145 00:05:19,703 --> 00:05:22,672 ♪ if you need ♪ if you need 146 00:05:22,702 --> 00:05:24,471 ♪ you need me to be with you 147 00:05:24,501 --> 00:05:28,570 ♪ I will follow ♪ oh, oh, oh 148 00:05:28,610 --> 00:05:33,608 ♪ where you lead, I will follow ♪ 149 00:05:33,648 --> 00:05:37,846 ♪ any, anywhere that you tell me to ♪ 150 00:05:37,876 --> 00:05:40,715 ♪ if you need ♪ if you need 151 00:05:40,745 --> 00:05:42,444 ♪ you need me to be with you 152 00:05:42,484 --> 00:05:44,453 ♪ I will follow where you lead 153 00:05:47,682 --> 00:05:49,981 okay... babette, cats. 154 00:05:50,021 --> 00:05:51,150 Death? No. 155 00:05:51,190 --> 00:05:52,719 Adopted another one? No. 156 00:05:52,749 --> 00:05:53,989 What? 157 00:05:54,019 --> 00:05:55,558 Recorded their meows, did some editing, 158 00:05:55,588 --> 00:05:57,587 and cut a record of them singing "ring of fire." 159 00:05:57,627 --> 00:05:59,527 That goes straight to the top of my charts. 160 00:05:59,557 --> 00:06:00,796 I started reading "beowulf," 161 00:06:00,826 --> 00:06:02,095 that new translation you recommended. 162 00:06:02,125 --> 00:06:03,695 The Seamus heaney? Good for you. 163 00:06:03,725 --> 00:06:05,094 And "stopped reading 'beowulf'" 164 00:06:05,124 --> 00:06:07,123 jotted on the same slip three minutes later. 165 00:06:07,163 --> 00:06:08,793 You gave it the old college try. 166 00:06:08,833 --> 00:06:10,902 Ooh, this is a new one. Kirk's got a new hobby. 167 00:06:10,932 --> 00:06:13,471 He's doing tai chi? How'd you know that? 168 00:06:13,501 --> 00:06:15,000 Because he's doing it right there. 169 00:06:15,030 --> 00:06:17,569 Is it possible for him to do something without looking silly? 170 00:06:17,599 --> 00:06:18,668 He wouldn't be kirk then. 171 00:06:18,698 --> 00:06:20,738 Bendelschnitz? 172 00:06:20,768 --> 00:06:22,507 That's not English. 173 00:06:22,537 --> 00:06:24,606 I know. I'll add it to the ones I can't make out. 174 00:06:24,636 --> 00:06:27,875 And razzlefrat. 175 00:06:27,905 --> 00:06:28,874 Another unreadable one. 176 00:06:28,904 --> 00:06:30,204 They're stacking up. 177 00:06:30,244 --> 00:06:32,972 Okay. Now wait out here. 178 00:06:33,012 --> 00:06:34,642 Why? 179 00:06:34,682 --> 00:06:36,881 It's a thing, a moment thing. Just wait here. 180 00:06:38,910 --> 00:06:39,880 Hey. 181 00:06:39,910 --> 00:06:41,519 You ready? For what? 182 00:06:41,549 --> 00:06:43,848 For this... the moment you've all been waiting for. 183 00:06:43,888 --> 00:06:45,547 [ Rolls tongue ] 184 00:06:45,587 --> 00:06:46,917 What's that? It's a drum roll. 185 00:06:46,947 --> 00:06:48,556 Sounded more like a helicopter. 186 00:06:48,586 --> 00:06:50,585 No, it's a drum roll. Go with it, okay? 187 00:06:50,625 --> 00:06:52,084 Ladies and gentleman, Rory Gilmore! 188 00:06:52,124 --> 00:06:53,594 Hi, Luke. 189 00:06:53,624 --> 00:06:56,193 Hey! Rory, you're back! You look good. 190 00:06:56,223 --> 00:06:59,821 Healthy, happy, here with your mom, both of you here. 191 00:06:59,861 --> 00:07:03,799 It's great, you know? Yay. 192 00:07:03,829 --> 00:07:05,459 I don't think I've ever said "yay" before. 193 00:07:05,499 --> 00:07:07,468 It sounded weird. A little. 194 00:07:07,498 --> 00:07:08,997 What was that sound you were making? 195 00:07:09,027 --> 00:07:10,736 It sounded like a helicopter or something. 196 00:07:10,766 --> 00:07:11,996 That's what I said. 197 00:07:12,036 --> 00:07:13,765 Has no one heard a drum roll before? 198 00:07:13,805 --> 00:07:16,464 Hey, I saved you the best table in case you showed. 199 00:07:16,504 --> 00:07:18,173 In case? It was mandatory. 200 00:07:18,203 --> 00:07:20,472 What can I get you? Never mind. 201 00:07:20,502 --> 00:07:22,941 I'm gonna bring you everything you like. 202 00:07:22,971 --> 00:07:25,810 You were with me when I wrote this. What does it say? 203 00:07:25,840 --> 00:07:29,209 Oh, this is from that stupid Mexican restaurant we went to. 204 00:07:29,239 --> 00:07:30,908 I wrote something on the other side. 205 00:07:30,948 --> 00:07:32,107 Man, this place stunk! 206 00:07:32,147 --> 00:07:33,977 I know, but read the back there. 207 00:07:34,017 --> 00:07:37,015 Look what we paid. Unbelievable. Downright usurious. 208 00:07:37,045 --> 00:07:38,985 Look at the other side there... the "razzlefrat." 209 00:07:39,015 --> 00:07:40,954 They did charge me for that second beer. 210 00:07:40,984 --> 00:07:42,683 Scandalous, but the other side. 211 00:07:42,713 --> 00:07:44,152 6 bucks for guacamole. 212 00:07:44,182 --> 00:07:46,921 Oh, just bring me what she's having. 213 00:07:46,951 --> 00:07:49,520 So, Luke, wait. You haven't told me anything about yourself. 214 00:07:49,550 --> 00:07:50,520 What's new with you? 215 00:07:50,560 --> 00:07:53,089 With me? Uh, nothing. 216 00:07:53,119 --> 00:07:54,488 We're engaged, your mom and me. 217 00:07:54,528 --> 00:07:55,957 I know that, but anything else? 218 00:07:55,987 --> 00:07:58,796 No. No, why? Just wondering. 219 00:07:58,826 --> 00:08:00,665 What have you heard? Nothing. That's why I'm asking. 220 00:08:00,695 --> 00:08:03,024 Well, there's your answer... Nothing's new. 221 00:08:03,064 --> 00:08:05,733 I'm gonna go put in your order, okay? 222 00:08:05,763 --> 00:08:07,263 We'll be waiting hungrily. 223 00:08:07,293 --> 00:08:10,631 Did I inadvertently step into something there? No idea. 224 00:08:10,671 --> 00:08:12,670 Mother and daughter together again, 225 00:08:12,700 --> 00:08:13,870 and all is right with the world. 226 00:08:13,900 --> 00:08:15,099 Hi, Lorelai. Hi, Lane. 227 00:08:15,139 --> 00:08:16,769 Next Wednesday night, I need you. 228 00:08:16,799 --> 00:08:17,968 Tell me you're not busy. 229 00:08:18,008 --> 00:08:19,567 I'm not sure. Why? 230 00:08:19,607 --> 00:08:21,137 We're doing a showcase, me and the band. 231 00:08:21,177 --> 00:08:24,775 Not a gig, a showcase, and a label's going to be there. 232 00:08:24,805 --> 00:08:26,205 I'm shaking! I shouldn't shake. 233 00:08:26,245 --> 00:08:28,144 I'm a drummer. It'll mess up the beat. 234 00:08:28,174 --> 00:08:29,843 But, my god, we're playing for a label. 235 00:08:29,873 --> 00:08:32,282 Wow, Lane, I'm absolutely there. This is big. 236 00:08:32,312 --> 00:08:34,581 Unless it's a "waiting for guffman" thing, 237 00:08:34,611 --> 00:08:36,680 and the label guys don't show up. 238 00:08:36,710 --> 00:08:38,519 Did I just jinx it? 239 00:08:38,549 --> 00:08:40,648 Let's do that UN-jinxing thing we used to do just in case. 240 00:08:40,688 --> 00:08:41,818 Good. 241 00:08:41,848 --> 00:08:43,187 Both: Jinx back, double pinky, 242 00:08:43,217 --> 00:08:45,686 around the side, double pinky, jinx back. 243 00:08:45,716 --> 00:08:47,086 Hey, I want to do that. 244 00:08:47,116 --> 00:08:48,625 It's a serious thing. You don't just do it. 245 00:08:48,655 --> 00:08:49,985 Sorry. 246 00:08:50,025 --> 00:08:52,054 Well, Lane, you guys are so prepared for this. 247 00:08:52,094 --> 00:08:55,262 That tape you gave me of your new stuff was awesome. 248 00:08:55,292 --> 00:08:56,722 Hey, what if I jinx it? 249 00:08:56,762 --> 00:08:58,161 Do I get to do the UN-jinxing thing then? 250 00:08:58,191 --> 00:09:00,190 If we jinx back a second time within the hour, 251 00:09:00,230 --> 00:09:02,129 it cancels out the first jinx back. 252 00:09:02,159 --> 00:09:03,929 What were your favorites on the tape? 253 00:09:03,969 --> 00:09:07,597 "Melissa" was catchy and "calling Francine," 254 00:09:07,637 --> 00:09:10,666 but that other one... "Rebecca in the morning"? 255 00:09:10,706 --> 00:09:12,705 That was my favorite. Mine, too! 256 00:09:12,735 --> 00:09:14,734 Zach's into songs with girls' names, huh? 257 00:09:14,774 --> 00:09:16,703 He thinks that's our best shot at radio play. 258 00:09:16,733 --> 00:09:18,902 It worked for the police, the knack, Franz ferdinand. 259 00:09:18,942 --> 00:09:21,311 Good thinking. Do you want to be our d.A. Pennebaker? 260 00:09:21,341 --> 00:09:22,911 We're borrowing a video camera, 261 00:09:22,941 --> 00:09:24,710 and we need someone sober to do the photography. 262 00:09:24,740 --> 00:09:26,679 I can set my crack pipe aside and do that. 263 00:09:26,709 --> 00:09:28,248 Thanks! You plus one, right? 264 00:09:28,278 --> 00:09:30,148 Plus one? You plus Logan? 265 00:09:30,178 --> 00:09:31,817 No, just me. 266 00:09:31,847 --> 00:09:33,746 Oh, okay. How about you, Lorelai? 267 00:09:33,786 --> 00:09:35,785 Working that night, sweetie, but break a leg. 268 00:09:35,815 --> 00:09:37,754 Does that get me a hand thingy? No. 269 00:09:37,784 --> 00:09:39,783 Rats. See you guys. 270 00:09:39,813 --> 00:09:42,622 So just you, huh? Okay. 271 00:09:42,652 --> 00:09:44,252 As long as you're prying... I wasn't. 272 00:09:44,292 --> 00:09:45,691 Briefly, succinctly... 273 00:09:45,721 --> 00:09:47,620 Logan and I are not talking right now. 274 00:09:47,660 --> 00:09:49,020 Ah. 275 00:09:49,060 --> 00:09:51,788 We had a fight, a big one, in public. Oops. 276 00:09:51,828 --> 00:09:55,097 I think we needed a little break. It's more like a hiatus. 277 00:09:55,127 --> 00:09:57,796 Well, sometimes a break is good. Sometimes. 278 00:09:57,826 --> 00:10:00,895 All right, food, first wave only. 279 00:10:00,935 --> 00:10:02,334 Second wave, five minutes. 280 00:10:02,364 --> 00:10:04,733 Let's dig in. 281 00:10:04,763 --> 00:10:06,262 I hope it's not cold. 282 00:10:06,302 --> 00:10:09,871 Oops. I think I jinxed it. 283 00:10:09,901 --> 00:10:11,570 Both: Jinx back, double pinky, 284 00:10:11,600 --> 00:10:13,199 around the side, double pinky, jinx back. 285 00:10:16,138 --> 00:10:17,837 Where's the onions for my sauce? 286 00:10:17,877 --> 00:10:19,177 Who's my onion man? Right here, Sookie. 287 00:10:19,207 --> 00:10:21,306 Okay, right here, Carl. I need them right there. 288 00:10:21,346 --> 00:10:25,314 Okay, get the shallots in. It's time. It's time. 289 00:10:25,344 --> 00:10:27,014 Okay, needs more garlic. 290 00:10:27,044 --> 00:10:28,643 Come on, "godfather" it up for me. 291 00:10:28,683 --> 00:10:30,712 Good! Good, good, good, good, good, good. 292 00:10:30,752 --> 00:10:32,651 Okay, if you can travel back in time 293 00:10:32,681 --> 00:10:34,250 and make me not make the veal and ham paté, 294 00:10:34,280 --> 00:10:35,920 I'd appreciate it. 295 00:10:35,950 --> 00:10:38,119 Talk me out of these things in the future, guys. 296 00:10:38,149 --> 00:10:39,618 Hello. 297 00:10:39,648 --> 00:10:41,287 Could you step away from the pan, please? 298 00:10:41,317 --> 00:10:44,226 Honey, do you see a joystick? This is not a game, okay? 299 00:10:44,256 --> 00:10:46,885 It's a haché sauce, and it's for keeps. Put it down. 300 00:10:46,925 --> 00:10:48,724 Okay, what? 301 00:10:48,754 --> 00:10:50,254 Okay! 302 00:10:50,294 --> 00:10:52,693 [ Gasps ] Ohh! 303 00:10:52,723 --> 00:10:54,832 Oh, my god! 304 00:10:54,862 --> 00:10:55,931 Hi, Sookie. 305 00:10:55,961 --> 00:10:57,731 You're here! [ Laughs ] 306 00:10:57,761 --> 00:10:59,660 You're with us! Oh, I missed you. 307 00:10:59,700 --> 00:11:01,129 I missed you. 308 00:11:01,169 --> 00:11:03,738 You can set a wedding date... No impediments. 309 00:11:03,768 --> 00:11:04,997 Yeah, I already told Luke. 310 00:11:05,037 --> 00:11:07,197 [ Labored breathing ] Hyperventilating. 311 00:11:07,237 --> 00:11:08,906 Hyperventilating. 312 00:11:08,936 --> 00:11:10,905 I was just working on my list 313 00:11:10,935 --> 00:11:13,104 of what to make for Thanksgiving, 314 00:11:13,134 --> 00:11:16,743 and I was wishing you were gonna be here, 315 00:11:16,773 --> 00:11:18,072 and now you are! 316 00:11:18,112 --> 00:11:19,941 Oh, my god. 317 00:11:19,971 --> 00:11:23,979 What if what I'm wishing for is actually coming true? 318 00:11:24,009 --> 00:11:26,179 Wish for a sephora to be built within walking distance. 319 00:11:26,209 --> 00:11:27,818 Do you need a paper bag? 320 00:11:27,848 --> 00:11:31,646 I'm good. I'm good. Just happy. 321 00:11:31,686 --> 00:11:32,786 [ Excitedly ] Rory! 322 00:11:32,816 --> 00:11:34,755 Oh, hi. Wow, Michel. 323 00:11:34,785 --> 00:11:36,784 Hi. 324 00:11:36,814 --> 00:11:38,123 Boy, that was weird. 325 00:11:38,153 --> 00:11:40,253 She just surprised me. That's all. 326 00:11:40,283 --> 00:11:42,722 It's kind of okay that you are here. 327 00:11:42,752 --> 00:11:44,191 It's kind of okay with me, too. 328 00:11:44,221 --> 00:11:45,760 Lunch! What? 329 00:11:45,790 --> 00:11:47,889 Lunch! I'm making you lunch. 330 00:11:47,929 --> 00:11:49,159 But we just... Don't fight it. 331 00:11:49,189 --> 00:11:50,998 It just came to me... kabobs. 332 00:11:51,028 --> 00:11:52,657 Okay, drop everything, boys. 333 00:11:52,697 --> 00:11:55,326 We're making kabobs for Rory and pot stickers. 334 00:11:55,366 --> 00:11:58,265 Okay, throw everything out. This is a celebration. 335 00:11:58,295 --> 00:12:01,034 Let's get to higher ground. 336 00:12:01,064 --> 00:12:03,063 Okay, we're opening with "Melissa," 337 00:12:03,103 --> 00:12:04,802 closing with "dear Maureen." 338 00:12:04,832 --> 00:12:06,831 The middle part is screwing us up. 339 00:12:06,871 --> 00:12:08,840 Oh, man, I wish we had one more ballad. 340 00:12:08,870 --> 00:12:11,639 I'm half finished with one, but it's not gonna be ready. 341 00:12:11,669 --> 00:12:13,239 ♪ I saw her 342 00:12:13,269 --> 00:12:17,707 ♪ in the midst, she came a-walking by, Stella ♪ 343 00:12:17,747 --> 00:12:19,376 ♪ now a blur 344 00:12:19,406 --> 00:12:21,945 ♪ made a list of what I like about her, Stella ♪ 345 00:12:21,975 --> 00:12:23,344 cool. 346 00:12:23,374 --> 00:12:25,244 Yeah, it's got a nice fountains of Wayne 347 00:12:25,284 --> 00:12:27,753 meets the shins crossed with "odessey" -era zombies 348 00:12:27,782 --> 00:12:29,012 and a mix of early who 349 00:12:29,052 --> 00:12:31,081 and mid-to late-era replacements vibe to it. 350 00:12:31,121 --> 00:12:32,720 That's what I was going for. 351 00:12:32,750 --> 00:12:34,720 Still hunting for that middle eight, you know? 352 00:12:34,750 --> 00:12:36,089 So, um, it's called "Stella"? 353 00:12:36,119 --> 00:12:38,158 Didn't you like it? 354 00:12:38,188 --> 00:12:40,927 No, it's good. It's just... It's another girl's name. 355 00:12:40,957 --> 00:12:42,356 If he was singing about dudes, 356 00:12:42,386 --> 00:12:44,256 I'd be out the door. 357 00:12:44,296 --> 00:12:46,395 I think about people that I've known, 358 00:12:46,425 --> 00:12:47,994 and I draw inspiration from that. 359 00:12:48,024 --> 00:12:50,293 I know. It's just no big deal or anything. 360 00:12:50,323 --> 00:12:51,962 But have you ever thought to write one about, 361 00:12:51,992 --> 00:12:53,702 I don't know, a girl named Lane. 362 00:12:53,732 --> 00:12:55,861 Well, "Lane" just isn't that great of a name for a song. 363 00:12:55,901 --> 00:12:57,730 But you've already got one called "Lorraine." 364 00:12:57,770 --> 00:12:59,069 "Lorraine" is pretty much "Lane" 365 00:12:59,099 --> 00:13:00,399 with an extra syllable thrown in. 366 00:13:00,429 --> 00:13:02,138 True, but nothing rhymes with "Lane." 367 00:13:02,168 --> 00:13:04,267 I'm sorry, but a million things rhyme with "Lane." 368 00:13:04,307 --> 00:13:07,136 Yeah, "rain," "pain," all cliché stuff. 369 00:13:07,166 --> 00:13:08,705 You're not a writer. 370 00:13:08,735 --> 00:13:10,744 You could come up with stuff to rhyme with Lane. 371 00:13:10,774 --> 00:13:12,743 Wait, maybe I could right one about your Korean name. 372 00:13:12,773 --> 00:13:14,273 What was that again? [ Speaks Korean ] 373 00:13:14,313 --> 00:13:17,172 0 for 2. Look, it's not your fault. 374 00:13:17,212 --> 00:13:18,741 You didn't pick your name. Your mom did. 375 00:13:18,781 --> 00:13:20,040 Right, I didn't pick it. 376 00:13:20,080 --> 00:13:22,110 So where were we? 377 00:13:22,150 --> 00:13:24,818 Oh, "Lorraine." Where should "Lorraine" go? Try it after "Rebecca." 378 00:13:24,848 --> 00:13:27,717 It's not as good as going from "Rebecca" to "Linda Marie." 379 00:13:27,747 --> 00:13:28,917 True is true. 380 00:13:28,947 --> 00:13:30,646 Man, I wish "Stella" was ready. 381 00:13:34,224 --> 00:13:35,354 Three days. 382 00:13:35,384 --> 00:13:36,723 Three days he had the hiccups. 383 00:13:36,753 --> 00:13:38,293 Poor Paul anka. 384 00:13:38,323 --> 00:13:40,192 And my sneaking up on him to scare them out of him... 385 00:13:40,222 --> 00:13:42,161 He jumped so high, his head split my lip. 386 00:13:42,191 --> 00:13:44,290 See the red? My blood. 387 00:13:44,330 --> 00:13:47,929 Oh, um, here's a non-fun one 388 00:13:47,959 --> 00:13:49,028 just to mix it up a little. 389 00:13:49,058 --> 00:13:50,897 What? Your dad called. 390 00:13:50,927 --> 00:13:53,396 Wow. It's been like a year, hasn't it? 391 00:13:53,426 --> 00:13:55,735 When did he call? 392 00:13:55,765 --> 00:13:58,264 The very worst possible time. He's got a knack for that. 393 00:13:58,304 --> 00:14:00,133 He left a message, which Luke overheard, 394 00:14:00,163 --> 00:14:01,273 and it freaked him out. 395 00:14:01,303 --> 00:14:03,172 That's understandable. 396 00:14:03,202 --> 00:14:05,771 We argued. Arguing's not just for the younger demographic. 397 00:14:05,801 --> 00:14:08,270 Nice to know. But then we made up, and we had a good talk. 398 00:14:08,310 --> 00:14:10,369 Then I listened to the rest of Christopher's message, 399 00:14:10,409 --> 00:14:11,879 and he wants to see me. 400 00:14:11,908 --> 00:14:14,048 Why? He didn't say. 401 00:14:14,078 --> 00:14:15,877 He sounded very chipper. 402 00:14:15,907 --> 00:14:18,016 He said he had something very important to discuss with me 403 00:14:18,046 --> 00:14:19,345 and that it wasn't a trick 404 00:14:19,375 --> 00:14:22,484 and that it was an absolute, 100% positive thing 405 00:14:22,514 --> 00:14:23,913 for me and for you. 406 00:14:23,953 --> 00:14:24,853 For both of us? 407 00:14:24,883 --> 00:14:26,352 Mm-hmm. 408 00:14:26,382 --> 00:14:28,981 Meaning there's a 99.9% chance that it won't be. 409 00:14:29,021 --> 00:14:31,190 I guess so. So what should I do? 410 00:14:31,220 --> 00:14:33,289 You could ignore him. That's dangerous, too. 411 00:14:33,319 --> 00:14:35,818 It's a slippery slope with dad. What could it be about? 412 00:14:35,858 --> 00:14:37,258 I mean, he wouldn't dare be in cahoots 413 00:14:37,288 --> 00:14:39,487 with Emily and Richard on something, would he? 414 00:14:39,527 --> 00:14:42,925 He's not that dumb. Yeah, but he's vulnerable. They prey on the weak. 415 00:14:42,955 --> 00:14:45,464 He said it's something positive. It couldn't involve them. 416 00:14:45,494 --> 00:14:47,324 Maybe he's getting back together with his wife. 417 00:14:47,364 --> 00:14:50,292 That's not technically good news for us. It's just news. 418 00:14:50,332 --> 00:14:52,961 Maybe it's about g.G. Maybe she's a prodigy. 419 00:14:53,001 --> 00:14:54,471 Maybe he's calling to invite us 420 00:14:54,500 --> 00:14:56,170 to her premiere at carnegie hall. 421 00:14:56,200 --> 00:14:57,939 Playing what instrument? The flugelhorn. 422 00:14:57,969 --> 00:15:00,838 She's 3. We would have read about it in the paper by now. 423 00:15:00,868 --> 00:15:03,907 "Freakishly talented 3-year-old flugelhorn prodigy discovered." 424 00:15:03,937 --> 00:15:05,836 It would be very positive news. 425 00:15:05,876 --> 00:15:07,305 Hmm. Well, I'm out. 426 00:15:07,335 --> 00:15:08,774 Me too. 427 00:15:08,804 --> 00:15:10,074 [ Sighs ] 428 00:15:10,104 --> 00:15:12,013 Guess there's only one way to find out. 429 00:15:12,043 --> 00:15:13,373 Guess so. 430 00:15:13,412 --> 00:15:16,341 Ugh. Razzlefrat. Bendelschnitz. 431 00:15:18,380 --> 00:15:19,310 Thank you so much, big brother. 432 00:15:19,350 --> 00:15:20,979 What a godsend you are. 433 00:15:21,019 --> 00:15:24,388 Yep, god sent me to help you, and now he must pay. 434 00:15:24,418 --> 00:15:27,517 You know, I've never made dinner for 12 people before. 435 00:15:27,547 --> 00:15:30,055 Actually, I've never made dinner before. 436 00:15:30,085 --> 00:15:32,954 See, I'm making rolls for my Thanksgiving dinner tomorrow, 437 00:15:32,984 --> 00:15:35,993 and I just don't have the oven space... Or the oven. 438 00:15:36,023 --> 00:15:37,522 Just hurry, Liz. 439 00:15:37,552 --> 00:15:40,261 See, I've got a convection oven and a microwave, 440 00:15:40,291 --> 00:15:42,430 and that's gonna take care of everything else. 441 00:15:42,460 --> 00:15:43,960 See, I'm a student of Martha. 442 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:45,929 You know Martha Stewart? She's a genius. 443 00:15:45,959 --> 00:15:47,498 Don't bother the customers, Liz. 444 00:15:47,528 --> 00:15:50,997 They're all renaissance-fair people coming to this thing. 445 00:15:51,037 --> 00:15:52,936 You know some of them. Goody. 446 00:15:52,966 --> 00:15:54,865 Larry, with the "kill 'em all" tattoo on his face, 447 00:15:54,905 --> 00:15:56,434 and Freddy, the guy who doesn't have thumbs. 448 00:15:56,464 --> 00:15:58,433 Don't tell me. He's hitchhiking in. 449 00:15:58,473 --> 00:16:01,142 [ Laughs ] You're funny. 450 00:16:01,172 --> 00:16:03,911 Really, Luke, I'm calling you "yakov" from now on. 451 00:16:03,941 --> 00:16:07,010 Just try not to be too intrusive, please, Liz. 452 00:16:07,040 --> 00:16:08,309 Yes, sir! 453 00:16:11,908 --> 00:16:13,307 Hey, that's fun! 454 00:16:13,347 --> 00:16:15,976 Okay, this is not what I call not being intrusive. 455 00:16:16,016 --> 00:16:17,116 Wait, I know this. 456 00:16:17,146 --> 00:16:18,945 Two "nots" is a double negative, 457 00:16:18,985 --> 00:16:21,314 which makes it a positive and... 458 00:16:21,354 --> 00:16:23,883 You know, this is where I always lose my train of thought. 459 00:16:23,923 --> 00:16:24,882 You're intruding. 460 00:16:26,422 --> 00:16:29,350 Oh! Pbht! 461 00:16:29,390 --> 00:16:31,290 Is this one roll? It's crazy! 462 00:16:31,320 --> 00:16:32,389 You separate them. 463 00:16:32,419 --> 00:16:34,958 Oh, boy, my carpal tunnel. 464 00:16:34,988 --> 00:16:37,157 That's gonna make doing this impossible. 465 00:16:37,187 --> 00:16:39,296 Hey, would you mind giving me a hand? 466 00:16:39,326 --> 00:16:41,025 No, you don't have to do that. 467 00:16:41,065 --> 00:16:42,325 Yes, I do. 468 00:16:42,365 --> 00:16:44,164 If you insist. 469 00:16:44,194 --> 00:16:47,433 I'm gonna grab me a cup of coffee. 470 00:16:47,463 --> 00:16:49,532 Sophie, you've done, like, big-Joe gigs before, 471 00:16:49,562 --> 00:16:51,231 playing the piano. 472 00:16:51,271 --> 00:16:53,400 Any advice? Don't wear a clown suit. 473 00:16:53,430 --> 00:16:54,800 Thanks. 474 00:16:54,840 --> 00:16:56,339 Still got my eye on this beauty. 475 00:16:56,369 --> 00:16:58,068 Just don't put your hand on it. 476 00:16:58,108 --> 00:17:00,207 Maybe I'll splurge and get it. You take mastercard? 477 00:17:00,237 --> 00:17:01,577 Why? You got one? 478 00:17:01,607 --> 00:17:03,436 Just waiting to hear back on the application. 479 00:17:03,476 --> 00:17:04,805 Keep moving. 480 00:17:04,845 --> 00:17:06,805 Oh! Cool. We should all get these. 481 00:17:06,845 --> 00:17:08,044 Wireless Mikes? 482 00:17:08,074 --> 00:17:09,573 Isn't that too Gwen Stefani? 483 00:17:09,613 --> 00:17:11,882 Not if we wear them. It'll be totally Peter Gabriel. 484 00:17:11,912 --> 00:17:14,151 [ Soft music plays ] 485 00:17:17,310 --> 00:17:19,919 Hey, dude, that didn't sound too bad. What is that? 486 00:17:19,949 --> 00:17:22,188 Just a song I've been working on. I don't know if it's good. 487 00:17:22,218 --> 00:17:23,587 Chords are good. Any lyrics? 488 00:17:23,617 --> 00:17:25,557 Some. It's called "Lane." 489 00:17:25,587 --> 00:17:27,386 It's called "Lane"? Who, me, Lane? 490 00:17:27,416 --> 00:17:29,555 Yeah, we were talking about songs and Lane yesterday, 491 00:17:29,585 --> 00:17:30,894 and I just got inspired. 492 00:17:30,924 --> 00:17:32,024 Inspired, huh? 493 00:17:32,054 --> 00:17:33,963 That's nice. Thanks, Brian! 494 00:17:33,993 --> 00:17:36,162 It doesn't make me want to be violently ill. 495 00:17:36,192 --> 00:17:37,222 High praise. 496 00:17:37,262 --> 00:17:38,331 Yeah, thanks, Sophie. 497 00:17:38,361 --> 00:17:40,160 We can learn it next week. 498 00:17:40,190 --> 00:17:43,099 Look, we came to get picks. Let's get picks, okay? 499 00:17:55,204 --> 00:17:56,833 I snagged the best table in the house. 500 00:17:56,873 --> 00:17:57,973 You slipped the guy a buck? 501 00:17:58,003 --> 00:17:59,902 And he gave me 50 cents change. Hey. 502 00:17:59,942 --> 00:18:01,112 Hey, Chris. 503 00:18:01,142 --> 00:18:02,611 [ Both chuckle ] 504 00:18:02,641 --> 00:18:05,140 I don't know how you do it. You always look amazing. 505 00:18:05,180 --> 00:18:07,339 I got the girls from the wash and brush up company 506 00:18:07,379 --> 00:18:09,208 from "wizard of oz" working for me now. 507 00:18:09,248 --> 00:18:12,117 [ Laughs ] Good deal. 508 00:18:12,147 --> 00:18:15,086 [ Sighs ] So how's our Rory? 509 00:18:15,116 --> 00:18:17,915 Oh, she's good. She's, um, you know, great. 510 00:18:17,955 --> 00:18:19,484 Very busy. As per usual. 511 00:18:19,514 --> 00:18:21,423 She took a little time off Yale. 512 00:18:21,453 --> 00:18:23,552 And the apocalypse is this week, next week? 513 00:18:23,582 --> 00:18:25,351 But she's back there, and she's thriving. 514 00:18:25,391 --> 00:18:26,851 She'll be running the world one day. 515 00:18:26,891 --> 00:18:28,060 You sure? 516 00:18:28,090 --> 00:18:29,320 She's doing great. Trust me. 517 00:18:29,360 --> 00:18:31,289 I do. 518 00:18:31,329 --> 00:18:33,458 So? So. 519 00:18:33,488 --> 00:18:35,627 What's going on? Well, wouldn't you like to know? 520 00:18:35,657 --> 00:18:37,256 Christopher. 521 00:18:37,296 --> 00:18:39,495 This is the funnest thing I've got to do in years. 522 00:18:39,525 --> 00:18:41,095 Let me savor it. 523 00:18:41,135 --> 00:18:43,494 Come on. Tell me. What? 524 00:18:43,534 --> 00:18:45,263 My grandfather died. 525 00:18:45,303 --> 00:18:46,932 Um, that's fun how? 526 00:18:46,962 --> 00:18:48,202 Well, that's not the fun part. 527 00:18:48,232 --> 00:18:50,271 The old man was 98... Long life, great life. 528 00:18:50,301 --> 00:18:53,639 His last words were an inappropriate pass to the nurse. 529 00:18:53,669 --> 00:18:55,139 Pretty good one, too... I made a mental note of it. 530 00:18:55,169 --> 00:18:56,468 So your grandfather died? 531 00:18:56,508 --> 00:18:59,137 Well, the old guy was actually pretty cool, 532 00:18:59,177 --> 00:19:01,476 and for some reason, he always liked me. 533 00:19:01,506 --> 00:19:03,505 He was the Hayden with the purse strings. 534 00:19:03,545 --> 00:19:07,244 Long story short, I'm rich. 535 00:19:07,274 --> 00:19:08,643 You're rich! 536 00:19:08,683 --> 00:19:11,112 I mean, I'm not Bill Gates by a long shot, 537 00:19:11,152 --> 00:19:12,382 but I've got money. 538 00:19:12,411 --> 00:19:14,021 Can you stand it? 539 00:19:14,051 --> 00:19:15,450 Good, Chris. That's good. 540 00:19:15,480 --> 00:19:17,149 And I want to share it. 541 00:19:17,179 --> 00:19:20,118 I've set g.G. Up with funds for private nursery school 542 00:19:20,148 --> 00:19:22,487 and prep school and college and grad school 543 00:19:22,517 --> 00:19:24,526 and post-grad school and phd school 544 00:19:24,556 --> 00:19:27,125 and a wedding and a divorce, if she wants it, 545 00:19:27,155 --> 00:19:28,255 and another wedding. 546 00:19:28,295 --> 00:19:30,124 Or she can buy a bunch of cats 547 00:19:30,154 --> 00:19:32,463 and a lifetime supply of twizzlers and popcorn 548 00:19:32,493 --> 00:19:35,032 if that's her choice, but she's all set. 549 00:19:35,062 --> 00:19:38,930 And now I want to take care of you... you and Rory. 550 00:19:38,960 --> 00:19:41,399 Oh. Oh, Chris, I don't know what to say. 551 00:19:41,429 --> 00:19:42,969 What do you want, a car? 552 00:19:42,999 --> 00:19:44,998 How about a Bentley? They're pretty sweet. 553 00:19:45,038 --> 00:19:48,306 Or a new house or a tract of land to build a new house? 554 00:19:48,336 --> 00:19:49,306 I can do that. I can buy you a tract. 555 00:19:49,336 --> 00:19:50,365 Christopher. 556 00:19:50,405 --> 00:19:52,035 Is there someone you hate 557 00:19:52,075 --> 00:19:53,474 that you'd like to say "I can buy and sell you" to? 558 00:19:53,504 --> 00:19:56,643 Because you can have the funds to make that happen. 559 00:19:56,673 --> 00:19:58,012 You want some people-crushing money? 560 00:19:58,042 --> 00:19:59,572 Oh, Chris, slow down here. 561 00:19:59,612 --> 00:20:01,041 Everybody needs something. 562 00:20:01,081 --> 00:20:03,080 Including you. Don't forget yourself. 563 00:20:03,110 --> 00:20:05,379 I bought a new bike. I bought a giant audio system. 564 00:20:05,409 --> 00:20:06,948 What else do I want? Nothing. 565 00:20:06,978 --> 00:20:08,478 Buy yourself a tract of land. 566 00:20:08,518 --> 00:20:10,477 Come on, let me give you something. 567 00:20:10,517 --> 00:20:13,516 A castle in Ireland. A civil war Cannon. 568 00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:15,385 A brewery. Yeah! Buy a brewery. 569 00:20:15,415 --> 00:20:17,254 That would be cool. You could brew your own beer. 570 00:20:17,284 --> 00:20:18,624 I had a brewery for a while, 571 00:20:18,654 --> 00:20:20,383 but I couldn't stand the smell of hops. 572 00:20:20,423 --> 00:20:22,022 Pay off something... 573 00:20:22,052 --> 00:20:25,091 Your house, outstanding bills, your bookie, something. 574 00:20:25,121 --> 00:20:27,160 Pay off Yale. Pay off your back taxes. 575 00:20:27,190 --> 00:20:28,559 I don't owe any back taxes. 576 00:20:28,589 --> 00:20:30,129 Oh, right, that's me. 577 00:20:30,159 --> 00:20:32,258 Look, Chris, you're very nice to offer, 578 00:20:32,298 --> 00:20:34,227 and I love that you're so excited about it. 579 00:20:34,267 --> 00:20:37,625 It's great to see you like this, but I'm fine. 580 00:20:37,665 --> 00:20:39,095 You're too UN-materialistic. 581 00:20:39,135 --> 00:20:41,034 You know, I've always thought that. 582 00:20:41,064 --> 00:20:43,263 I'll talk to Rory, see if she wants a brewery or a Bentley. 583 00:20:43,303 --> 00:20:45,302 Don't forget the castle. 584 00:20:45,332 --> 00:20:47,401 I'll mention the castle. And it doesn't have to be in Ireland. 585 00:20:47,431 --> 00:20:50,240 It can be in Germany, Czech Republic, narnia. 586 00:20:50,270 --> 00:20:52,109 I'll leave nothing out. Okay. 587 00:20:52,139 --> 00:20:54,009 So, you hungry? A little. 588 00:20:54,039 --> 00:20:56,607 Let's eat. [ Chuckles ] 589 00:20:56,637 --> 00:20:57,607 I'm paying for lunch. 590 00:20:59,176 --> 00:21:00,676 This is the first club I ever went to. 591 00:21:00,706 --> 00:21:02,375 I was underage and snuck in 592 00:21:02,415 --> 00:21:05,184 and saw grandaddy in one of their first concerts. 593 00:21:05,214 --> 00:21:07,183 I remember, once, throwing up in that corner, 594 00:21:07,213 --> 00:21:09,352 and some dude slipped in it and had to go to the hospital, 595 00:21:09,382 --> 00:21:10,712 and I stole the chick he was with 596 00:21:10,751 --> 00:21:12,951 and shacked up with her for a week and a half. 597 00:21:12,981 --> 00:21:14,350 Another fun memory. 598 00:21:14,390 --> 00:21:15,989 How about it, guys? You about ready to do this? 599 00:21:16,019 --> 00:21:18,018 Just a few more minutes, Gary. 600 00:21:18,058 --> 00:21:20,158 Where's Zach? I don't know. He's coming separately. 601 00:21:20,187 --> 00:21:22,556 Here he is. Where you been, man? 602 00:21:22,586 --> 00:21:24,296 Are we punching time cards now? 603 00:21:24,326 --> 00:21:25,595 You almost missed sound check. 604 00:21:25,625 --> 00:21:27,454 Well, "almost" means I didn't miss it. 605 00:21:27,494 --> 00:21:29,464 Just set up your amp, okay? Whatever. 606 00:21:29,494 --> 00:21:31,193 I'm not liking the setup here. 607 00:21:31,233 --> 00:21:32,732 This is how we always set up. 608 00:21:32,762 --> 00:21:35,461 Do you want it to look stale? 609 00:21:35,501 --> 00:21:37,200 We're gonna need room for the new guy, too. 610 00:21:37,230 --> 00:21:38,370 New guy? 611 00:21:38,400 --> 00:21:40,169 Hey, Joel, come over here, buddy. 612 00:21:40,199 --> 00:21:42,198 This is Joel. He's gonna sit in on tambourine. 613 00:21:42,238 --> 00:21:44,367 How you doing? Lane: Good, Joel. 614 00:21:44,407 --> 00:21:46,566 We added a new guy? On tambourine? 615 00:21:46,606 --> 00:21:48,106 He's gonna fill out our sound. 616 00:21:48,136 --> 00:21:49,575 The only reason to have a tambourine 617 00:21:49,605 --> 00:21:51,344 is if it's being played by a hot chick. 618 00:21:51,374 --> 00:21:53,274 No offense, Joel, but you're not a hot chick. 619 00:21:53,304 --> 00:21:56,042 Yo, Gary! See this? Remember it. It's mine. 620 00:21:56,072 --> 00:21:58,741 I don't want it sucked into the club's gear. 621 00:21:58,781 --> 00:22:00,480 What, the Gwen Stefani Mike? 622 00:22:00,510 --> 00:22:02,380 It's not a Gwen Stefani Mike, and don't take it. 623 00:22:02,410 --> 00:22:03,749 You bought that Mike? 624 00:22:03,779 --> 00:22:06,018 It means I can crowd surf. The audience loves that. 625 00:22:06,048 --> 00:22:08,347 They do. They love crowd surfing... dig. 626 00:22:08,387 --> 00:22:10,686 Figure I'll stage-dive right after our guitar solo. 627 00:22:10,716 --> 00:22:13,285 Hey, can I talk to you for a second? 628 00:22:13,315 --> 00:22:14,724 What is wrong with you? 629 00:22:14,754 --> 00:22:16,454 Nothing, why? 630 00:22:16,484 --> 00:22:18,723 You added a band member without telling us? 631 00:22:18,753 --> 00:22:20,422 Well, it's my band, right? 632 00:22:20,452 --> 00:22:22,521 No, actually, we're supposed to be a democracy. 633 00:22:22,561 --> 00:22:24,260 Is this coming from Brian? 634 00:22:24,290 --> 00:22:26,529 No, it's coming from me. I'm just... Concerned. 635 00:22:26,559 --> 00:22:28,259 Well, don't be, 636 00:22:28,299 --> 00:22:30,458 and don't be a huge mega bummer before our big show. 637 00:22:30,498 --> 00:22:32,127 That's not cool. 638 00:22:32,167 --> 00:22:34,636 Okay, I'm sorry. 639 00:22:42,533 --> 00:22:44,202 [ Cellphone rings ] 640 00:22:44,242 --> 00:22:45,302 Hello. 641 00:22:45,342 --> 00:22:47,141 Hey, it's me. Who's "me"? 642 00:22:47,171 --> 00:22:49,440 Oh, my god. You don't recognize your best friend's voice. 643 00:22:49,470 --> 00:22:51,339 Sorry, Paris. There's noise here. 644 00:22:51,379 --> 00:22:53,038 So I'm returning your call. 645 00:22:53,078 --> 00:22:55,277 Thanks. I just wanted to tell you something. 646 00:22:55,307 --> 00:22:58,176 [ Rolls tongue ] I'm coming back to Yale. 647 00:22:58,216 --> 00:22:59,316 What was that sound? 648 00:22:59,346 --> 00:23:00,445 That was a drum roll. 649 00:23:00,475 --> 00:23:01,715 You really had to drum roll that? 650 00:23:01,745 --> 00:23:03,414 Of course you're coming back. 651 00:23:03,444 --> 00:23:05,513 What are you gonna do without a degree, drive a forklift? 652 00:23:05,553 --> 00:23:07,782 Well, I was calling to ask you if you could keep 653 00:23:07,812 --> 00:23:10,381 your eyes and ears open for a place for me to live. 654 00:23:10,421 --> 00:23:12,120 It's going to be tough. 655 00:23:12,150 --> 00:23:14,389 Plus, I want to come back to the Yale daily news. 656 00:23:14,419 --> 00:23:16,558 That's a given. Where are you right now, by the way? 657 00:23:16,588 --> 00:23:18,128 I'm here at the daily news. 658 00:23:18,158 --> 00:23:20,227 By yourself? No, everyone's here. 659 00:23:20,257 --> 00:23:22,156 I just like a super-quiet atmosphere... 660 00:23:22,196 --> 00:23:23,655 No extraneous talking, 661 00:23:23,695 --> 00:23:26,064 and I've even had the computer keyboards deadened. 662 00:23:26,094 --> 00:23:28,333 So they're getting no break for Thanksgiving? 663 00:23:28,363 --> 00:23:30,133 I put up a fold-out paper Turkey, 664 00:23:30,163 --> 00:23:31,562 and I laid out some Oscar Mayer. 665 00:23:31,602 --> 00:23:33,261 Nice. 666 00:23:33,301 --> 00:23:35,170 Well, keep an eye out for a place for me, okay? 667 00:23:35,200 --> 00:23:38,239 Will do. See you. Thanks, bye. 668 00:23:38,269 --> 00:23:41,668 So... no sign of crying or hair being pulled out. 669 00:23:41,708 --> 00:23:43,137 The thing with dad went okay? 670 00:23:43,167 --> 00:23:45,506 It was fine. He was telling the truth. 671 00:23:45,536 --> 00:23:47,405 Nothing too horrible, except for the "frings." 672 00:23:47,435 --> 00:23:50,074 The what? The combo basket of fries and onion rings. 673 00:23:50,104 --> 00:23:51,374 Good in theory, but... 674 00:23:51,414 --> 00:23:52,743 So what did he want to talk to you about? 675 00:23:52,773 --> 00:23:56,481 Well, his grandfather died. 676 00:23:56,511 --> 00:23:58,411 Apparently, it was one of those UN-sad deaths, 677 00:23:58,451 --> 00:23:59,510 like buddy hackett. 678 00:23:59,550 --> 00:24:01,219 No one was sad about buddy hackett? 679 00:24:01,249 --> 00:24:02,549 No one I saw on the news. 680 00:24:02,579 --> 00:24:05,288 Anyway, he left Chris money, a lot of money, 681 00:24:05,318 --> 00:24:07,587 and now he's offering to shower us with it. 682 00:24:07,617 --> 00:24:09,456 Want a Bentley? I don't think so. 683 00:24:09,486 --> 00:24:11,325 How about a castle? What would I do with a castle? 684 00:24:11,355 --> 00:24:12,625 I'm relaying the offer. 685 00:24:12,655 --> 00:24:14,254 Dad should keep the money for himself. 686 00:24:14,294 --> 00:24:15,693 Are you sure there's nothing you want? 687 00:24:15,723 --> 00:24:17,623 A brewery, a faberge egg, or what else did he mention? 688 00:24:17,653 --> 00:24:21,461 Paying for Yale through a phd, vacations, 689 00:24:21,491 --> 00:24:23,090 a Cannon from the civil war... 690 00:24:23,130 --> 00:24:25,229 Functioning, by the way, so it's not just for show. 691 00:24:25,259 --> 00:24:26,729 It seemed like the sky was the limit, 692 00:24:26,759 --> 00:24:28,568 although he didn't mention the hoover dam, 693 00:24:28,598 --> 00:24:30,267 so maybe there is a cap of some sort. 694 00:24:30,297 --> 00:24:32,796 Actually, I think maybe there is something I want. 695 00:24:32,836 --> 00:24:34,705 Really? Okay, what? 696 00:24:34,735 --> 00:24:36,634 I would maybe let him pay for Yale. 697 00:24:36,664 --> 00:24:37,704 Seriously? 698 00:24:37,734 --> 00:24:38,834 Yeah. 699 00:24:38,874 --> 00:24:40,773 Wow. Unless it's too much. 700 00:24:40,803 --> 00:24:43,302 I think it was the cheapest of all the things he mentioned. 701 00:24:43,342 --> 00:24:45,671 There would be residual benefits. 702 00:24:45,711 --> 00:24:47,610 It would get me out from under grandma and grandpa's thumb, 703 00:24:47,640 --> 00:24:49,209 which sounds really good to me. 704 00:24:49,239 --> 00:24:51,208 Well, I can't say I don't relate. 705 00:24:51,248 --> 00:24:53,277 I don't want them to be holding anything over my head. 706 00:24:53,307 --> 00:24:54,747 I don't want to owe them anything. 707 00:24:54,777 --> 00:24:56,846 There's too much pressure, too much expected. 708 00:24:56,876 --> 00:24:59,085 There are too many strings with these people. 709 00:24:59,115 --> 00:25:00,614 Okay, I'm getting very uncomfortable 710 00:25:00,644 --> 00:25:02,753 with the "freaky Friday" moment we've got going on here 711 00:25:02,783 --> 00:25:04,523 'cause it means I have to go to Yale, 712 00:25:04,553 --> 00:25:06,822 you have to run the inn, and I don't even like thinking 713 00:25:06,852 --> 00:25:08,451 about what it would mean for Luke. 714 00:25:08,491 --> 00:25:10,290 It's feeling better by the second, this idea. 715 00:25:10,320 --> 00:25:11,690 You do understand 716 00:25:11,720 --> 00:25:13,659 you'd basically be cutting mom and dad off. 717 00:25:13,689 --> 00:25:15,488 You don't know what it was like to be living there. 718 00:25:15,528 --> 00:25:17,557 Hello? Oppressed one, class of '85. 719 00:25:17,587 --> 00:25:20,256 But you got out. No, no. You were only there for three months. 720 00:25:20,296 --> 00:25:22,365 You're not in my league. We can't swap war stories yet. 721 00:25:22,395 --> 00:25:24,764 They had their reverend come over 722 00:25:24,794 --> 00:25:26,164 to talk me out of having sex. 723 00:25:26,194 --> 00:25:27,363 They never did that to you. 724 00:25:27,393 --> 00:25:29,202 Five times they did that to me. 725 00:25:29,232 --> 00:25:30,802 The last time, they triple-teamed me 726 00:25:30,832 --> 00:25:32,871 with a priest, a rabbi, and a mormon missionary. 727 00:25:32,901 --> 00:25:34,740 I made so many jokes that night, 728 00:25:34,770 --> 00:25:37,699 I should have had a microphone and a brick wall behind me. 729 00:25:37,739 --> 00:25:40,438 And I never got a $40,000 sex house. 730 00:25:40,468 --> 00:25:42,637 A what? You don't want to know. 731 00:25:42,677 --> 00:25:44,346 Look, I know it's a slippery slope. 732 00:25:44,376 --> 00:25:46,775 Dad is dad. Yes, he is. 733 00:25:46,805 --> 00:25:49,314 But I'm pretty sure I want to do this. 734 00:25:49,344 --> 00:25:52,213 Well, if you're sure, you're sure. 735 00:25:52,243 --> 00:25:53,582 We'll call him. We'll call him. 736 00:25:53,612 --> 00:25:55,681 He's gonna be happy. Not as happy as me. 737 00:25:55,711 --> 00:25:56,681 Good. 738 00:26:03,248 --> 00:26:04,457 Hey. Hey! 739 00:26:04,487 --> 00:26:06,856 Wow! You look almost intimidatingly cool. 740 00:26:06,886 --> 00:26:08,586 Thanks. Everyone ready? 741 00:26:08,626 --> 00:26:10,825 Pretty much, although sound check was a little weird. 742 00:26:10,855 --> 00:26:13,494 Well, you know what they say... Weird sound check, good gig. 743 00:26:13,524 --> 00:26:17,222 Who says that? Well, just me, but I'm hoping it'll catch on. 744 00:26:17,262 --> 00:26:19,831 See those two guys? Those are the label guys. 745 00:26:19,861 --> 00:26:22,200 Oh, I'll be careful not to hurt them 746 00:26:22,230 --> 00:26:24,429 when I start violently slam dancing. 747 00:26:24,469 --> 00:26:25,728 You're gonna be great. 748 00:26:25,768 --> 00:26:27,198 Thanks. I should get back there. 749 00:26:27,228 --> 00:26:29,367 We have this pre-show thing we always do. 750 00:26:29,397 --> 00:26:31,096 Good luck. 751 00:26:33,265 --> 00:26:35,434 Test. Test. Test. 752 00:26:35,474 --> 00:26:38,303 Monitor check. Monitor check! 753 00:26:38,343 --> 00:26:39,802 Test. Test. Test. Test. 754 00:26:39,842 --> 00:26:41,842 Where did they get these monitors, the kremlin? 755 00:26:41,872 --> 00:26:43,571 It's your wireless Mike, dude. 756 00:26:43,611 --> 00:26:45,910 Did somebody touch it? Because it was working before. 757 00:26:45,940 --> 00:26:48,509 One minute, guys. Who said one minute? We go on when we go on. 758 00:26:48,549 --> 00:26:50,748 No one tells axl Rose when he goes on. 759 00:26:50,778 --> 00:26:52,417 You're comparing yourself to axl Rose? 760 00:26:52,447 --> 00:26:53,916 Don't get in my face, Brian. I'm not. 761 00:26:53,946 --> 00:26:56,146 Go write some more songs. 762 00:26:56,186 --> 00:26:59,354 Gary: All right! Welcome to the new Vic! 763 00:26:59,384 --> 00:27:01,483 Listen, we're throwing out the set list. 764 00:27:01,523 --> 00:27:03,722 I'm gonna be calling out tunes like Jack white. 765 00:27:03,752 --> 00:27:05,652 But we rehearsed in this order. We've got transitions. 766 00:27:05,691 --> 00:27:08,220 Yeah, reo speedwagon had transitions, too. 767 00:27:08,260 --> 00:27:09,590 You want to be reo speedwagon? 768 00:27:09,620 --> 00:27:11,729 We should have brought the smoke machine. 769 00:27:11,759 --> 00:27:13,588 Gary: We got a special showcase for you tonight, 770 00:27:13,628 --> 00:27:17,526 so put your hands together for Connecticut's own hep alien. 771 00:27:17,556 --> 00:27:19,526 We didn't do our lucky pre-show thing. 772 00:27:19,566 --> 00:27:20,925 Lane, count it down! 773 00:27:20,965 --> 00:27:22,664 What are we playing? Yeah, what are we playing? 774 00:27:22,694 --> 00:27:25,433 Check, one, two. Check, check. 775 00:27:25,463 --> 00:27:27,502 I need to be hotter on the monitors, Gary. 776 00:27:27,532 --> 00:27:31,401 Wake up, dude. Come on, let's start. 777 00:27:31,441 --> 00:27:33,440 We'll start when I'm ready. This is my stage. 778 00:27:33,470 --> 00:27:35,369 Come on, let's do "Rebecca." 779 00:27:35,409 --> 00:27:37,308 It's worth waiting around to see the band 780 00:27:37,338 --> 00:27:39,607 that's gonna get the biggest record deal in history. 781 00:27:39,637 --> 00:27:42,206 Play! Yeah, play! 782 00:27:42,246 --> 00:27:43,406 This is pathetic. 783 00:27:43,446 --> 00:27:44,715 You guys suck! 784 00:27:44,745 --> 00:27:45,914 "Free bird"! 785 00:27:45,944 --> 00:27:48,413 [ Bass plays ] Hey, knock it off. 786 00:27:48,443 --> 00:27:49,643 Knock what off? You know what you're doing. 787 00:27:49,683 --> 00:27:51,852 Get back to your Mike. Get back! 788 00:27:51,882 --> 00:27:53,281 Zach! Don't kick him. 789 00:27:53,311 --> 00:27:55,520 Get off my stage if you got a problem. 790 00:27:55,550 --> 00:27:58,819 Nobody's gonna tell me what to do on my stage with my band. 791 00:27:58,849 --> 00:28:01,858 Dude, you need to find another place to stand. 792 00:28:01,888 --> 00:28:03,487 If he moves, he gonna block Lane. 793 00:28:03,517 --> 00:28:05,226 You don't want Lane blocked, do you? 794 00:28:05,256 --> 00:28:06,326 Come on! 795 00:28:06,356 --> 00:28:07,755 This is a song called "Stella." 796 00:28:07,785 --> 00:28:09,255 We haven't learned that song. 797 00:28:09,295 --> 00:28:10,894 Let's go back to the set list. 798 00:28:10,924 --> 00:28:14,332 I'm here to destroy the system, so stay out of my way. 799 00:28:14,362 --> 00:28:16,332 Hey! And you need a... 800 00:28:16,362 --> 00:28:18,201 [ audience shouting ] 801 00:28:19,660 --> 00:28:20,800 [ Booing ] 802 00:28:47,878 --> 00:28:50,877 Dude broke my wireless Mike. 803 00:28:50,917 --> 00:28:52,416 Zach, what is wrong with you? 804 00:28:52,446 --> 00:28:53,546 Nothing. 805 00:28:53,586 --> 00:28:55,615 Nothing? This was a disaster. 806 00:28:55,655 --> 00:28:56,815 The guys from the label were there. 807 00:28:56,855 --> 00:28:59,453 They showed up. It was our shot. 808 00:28:59,483 --> 00:29:00,923 We worked so hard to get to this point, 809 00:29:00,953 --> 00:29:02,392 and we blew our big shot. 810 00:29:02,422 --> 00:29:04,221 What the hell is wrong with you? 811 00:29:04,261 --> 00:29:05,761 [ Sighs ] 812 00:29:07,390 --> 00:29:08,660 You let me down tonight. 813 00:29:08,690 --> 00:29:10,759 You let down Gil. You let down Brian. 814 00:29:10,789 --> 00:29:13,258 I don't want to hear about Brian. Zach! 815 00:29:13,298 --> 00:29:16,326 This is what it is, okay? 816 00:29:16,366 --> 00:29:18,735 Maybe this is why people in bands shouldn't date. 817 00:29:21,604 --> 00:29:23,433 Yeah. 818 00:29:26,702 --> 00:29:28,301 I guess so. 819 00:29:37,307 --> 00:29:38,347 Hey, guys. 820 00:29:38,377 --> 00:29:40,276 Happy Thanksgiving. Hi, dad. 821 00:29:40,306 --> 00:29:42,015 Come here, you. [ Smooches ] 822 00:29:42,045 --> 00:29:44,444 God, I've missed you. 823 00:29:44,484 --> 00:29:46,284 Have you grown? She's grown. 824 00:29:46,314 --> 00:29:47,813 Only in my estimation. 825 00:29:47,843 --> 00:29:50,582 I cannot tell you how jazzed I am to see you on Thanksgiving. 826 00:29:50,612 --> 00:29:52,651 We have never seen each other on Thanksgiving. 827 00:29:52,681 --> 00:29:53,720 Oh, god, is that true? 828 00:29:53,750 --> 00:29:56,319 I think so. I know so. 829 00:29:56,349 --> 00:29:58,758 So what's this about? 830 00:29:58,788 --> 00:30:01,287 I filled Rory in. I mentioned the brewery and the castle. 831 00:30:01,327 --> 00:30:03,256 The oompa loompas? Those, too. 832 00:30:03,286 --> 00:30:05,955 And, um... Well, you want to take it? 833 00:30:05,995 --> 00:30:07,825 Sure. 834 00:30:07,855 --> 00:30:10,923 Dad, I thought about it, 835 00:30:10,963 --> 00:30:12,992 and mom and I talked about it, 836 00:30:13,032 --> 00:30:15,631 and I think it would be really great 837 00:30:15,661 --> 00:30:17,630 if you could pay for Yale. 838 00:30:17,660 --> 00:30:20,369 Absolutely, absolutely. Nothing would make me happier. 839 00:30:20,399 --> 00:30:21,839 Good, thank you. 840 00:30:21,869 --> 00:30:24,567 I am there. I am so there. That's great. 841 00:30:24,607 --> 00:30:25,907 Let me pay for chilton, too. 842 00:30:25,937 --> 00:30:27,436 That's already taken care of. 843 00:30:27,466 --> 00:30:29,605 You know, Yale's kind of expensive. 844 00:30:29,635 --> 00:30:31,804 But I'm loaded. Didn't you tell her? 845 00:30:31,844 --> 00:30:33,604 I told her. 846 00:30:33,644 --> 00:30:35,343 Do I give you the cash, or do I pay Yale? 847 00:30:35,373 --> 00:30:37,572 Do they take checks, or does it have to be a money order? 848 00:30:37,612 --> 00:30:39,981 What is a money order, anyway? How's it different from a check? 849 00:30:40,011 --> 00:30:41,980 Isn't a check a piece of paper forwarding money? 850 00:30:42,010 --> 00:30:43,709 Whoa, Chris, slow down. 851 00:30:43,749 --> 00:30:45,948 This makes me so happy. I can't tell you, Rory. 852 00:30:45,978 --> 00:30:47,378 It means a lot to me. 853 00:30:47,418 --> 00:30:49,417 This was excellent timing, believe me. 854 00:30:49,447 --> 00:30:50,816 Well, it means more to me. 855 00:30:50,846 --> 00:30:52,286 [ Cellphone rings ] 856 00:30:52,316 --> 00:30:54,755 This is the paper in stamford. 857 00:30:54,785 --> 00:30:56,584 Hey, try to steal a pie on your way out. 858 00:30:56,624 --> 00:30:57,953 Okay. 859 00:30:59,453 --> 00:31:01,692 [ Sighs ] 860 00:31:01,722 --> 00:31:03,391 Thanks for making this happen, lor. 861 00:31:03,421 --> 00:31:05,660 Hey, it wasn't me. It's what she wanted. 862 00:31:05,690 --> 00:31:07,859 Well, thanks for giving her the choice. My pleasure. 863 00:31:07,889 --> 00:31:10,498 So can I ask you something? Sure. 864 00:31:10,528 --> 00:31:12,867 It involves the "e" word and the "r" word. 865 00:31:12,897 --> 00:31:15,496 Oh, please, let's not discuss evolution or recycling. 866 00:31:15,536 --> 00:31:16,895 They're just too hot button. 867 00:31:16,935 --> 00:31:19,034 Weren't Emily and Richard paying for Yale? 868 00:31:19,064 --> 00:31:21,633 Yes, they were. Something going on there? 869 00:31:21,673 --> 00:31:22,673 Everything's fine. 870 00:31:22,703 --> 00:31:24,472 Why'd she take time off? 871 00:31:24,502 --> 00:31:26,941 It's a long story. 872 00:31:26,971 --> 00:31:28,970 Listen, Chris, just so we're clear. 873 00:31:29,010 --> 00:31:32,479 We're clear. I'm providing... that's it. 874 00:31:32,509 --> 00:31:34,578 I'm just doing what I should have done years ago. 875 00:31:34,608 --> 00:31:35,707 Good. 876 00:31:35,747 --> 00:31:37,876 And it will remain good, honest. 877 00:31:37,906 --> 00:31:39,976 Okay. 878 00:31:40,016 --> 00:31:43,614 So how long have you been engaged? 879 00:31:43,644 --> 00:31:44,684 [ Sighs ] Who told you? 880 00:31:44,714 --> 00:31:46,613 [ Laughing ] Your finger. 881 00:31:46,653 --> 00:31:48,522 Oh. Blabbermouth. 882 00:31:48,552 --> 00:31:51,551 It's a good thing. I want you happy. I always have. 883 00:31:51,591 --> 00:31:53,320 I know. Thank you. 884 00:31:53,350 --> 00:31:54,859 But this isn't gonna be a weird thing 885 00:31:54,889 --> 00:31:56,818 with you and him is it... My paying for Yale? 886 00:31:56,858 --> 00:31:58,588 No, it's not gonna be. 887 00:31:58,628 --> 00:32:00,987 Cool. 888 00:32:01,027 --> 00:32:02,926 You're getting a rolls for a wedding present, you know. 889 00:32:02,956 --> 00:32:05,965 Cool. I should register for a driver to go with it. 890 00:32:05,995 --> 00:32:08,394 Well, yeah, they're too big to drive by yourself. 891 00:32:08,434 --> 00:32:09,793 No, god, you got to have somebody to drive you. 892 00:32:09,833 --> 00:32:12,662 Bye now. Have a nice... [ Thud ] 893 00:32:12,702 --> 00:32:14,871 Thanksgiving. Huh? 894 00:32:17,670 --> 00:32:19,539 My rolls exploded. 895 00:32:19,569 --> 00:32:20,798 What do you mean, they "exploded"? 896 00:32:20,838 --> 00:32:23,067 They turned black, and they exploded. 897 00:32:23,107 --> 00:32:24,707 Well, clean it up. I'm not gonna... 898 00:32:24,737 --> 00:32:26,736 My Turkey! 899 00:32:26,776 --> 00:32:28,505 Liz! 900 00:32:31,744 --> 00:32:33,413 Oh, boy! Oh, boy! 901 00:32:33,443 --> 00:32:35,612 It's like motley crue's been here. 902 00:32:35,642 --> 00:32:38,551 Good, that red-button thingy hasn't popped out yet. 903 00:32:38,581 --> 00:32:40,550 You're way overcooking your stuffing here. 904 00:32:40,580 --> 00:32:42,849 Hey, how do you turn on your oven light? 905 00:32:42,879 --> 00:32:44,019 Never mind, I'll check my Martha. 906 00:32:44,049 --> 00:32:45,548 Yeah, how to turn on my oven light 907 00:32:45,588 --> 00:32:47,647 is not gonna be in your Martha Stewart book. 908 00:32:47,687 --> 00:32:50,786 Hey, that red pop-up thingy... Are turkeys born with that, 909 00:32:50,816 --> 00:32:52,655 or is that something they put in? 910 00:32:52,685 --> 00:32:53,884 Why don't you ask Martha? 911 00:32:53,924 --> 00:32:55,724 Oh, she knows. She knows everything. 912 00:32:55,754 --> 00:32:57,853 You're gonna have to get some canned cranberry sauce. 913 00:32:57,893 --> 00:33:01,431 Your homemade... Well... It's not red. 914 00:33:01,461 --> 00:33:02,731 It should be red. 915 00:33:02,761 --> 00:33:05,060 I know. I don't know how that happened. 916 00:33:05,100 --> 00:33:07,998 Well, everything seems kind of under control here. 917 00:33:08,028 --> 00:33:09,828 Thanks, Luke. I'm so sorry. 918 00:33:09,868 --> 00:33:13,396 T.j. Thought the microwave was working, but I guess not. 919 00:33:13,436 --> 00:33:15,335 It's okay. 920 00:33:17,834 --> 00:33:19,673 [ Sighs ] Liz... 921 00:33:19,703 --> 00:33:23,672 Look at Martha's hands. They are so white. 922 00:33:23,702 --> 00:33:26,870 Liz, you got a minute? 923 00:33:26,910 --> 00:33:29,979 Yeah, big brother, I got a minute. 924 00:33:32,048 --> 00:33:33,578 [ Sighs ] 925 00:33:35,477 --> 00:33:38,485 Um... this is hard. 926 00:33:38,515 --> 00:33:40,685 I feel like this giant weight's been sitting on me. 927 00:33:40,715 --> 00:33:42,814 I just need someone to talk to. 928 00:33:42,854 --> 00:33:45,383 Well, then talk. 929 00:33:47,452 --> 00:33:49,121 [ Sighs ] 930 00:33:49,151 --> 00:33:51,760 I've got a kid. 931 00:33:51,790 --> 00:33:53,859 A kid? You've got a kid? 932 00:33:53,889 --> 00:33:57,627 A girl, a little girl. She's 12. 933 00:33:57,657 --> 00:33:59,127 I am her father. 934 00:33:59,157 --> 00:34:01,156 Oh, boy! Oh, boy! 935 00:34:01,196 --> 00:34:03,795 She came to the diner out of the blue. 936 00:34:03,825 --> 00:34:06,664 She was testing to see who her father was. 937 00:34:06,694 --> 00:34:08,603 Not for money or anything... 938 00:34:08,633 --> 00:34:11,132 It was for this science fair she was in. 939 00:34:11,162 --> 00:34:12,731 She's smart. 940 00:34:12,771 --> 00:34:14,540 Oh, boy. Oh, boy. 941 00:34:14,570 --> 00:34:16,769 So I went down to the fair, 942 00:34:16,799 --> 00:34:20,608 and there she was, you know, and there I was... 943 00:34:20,638 --> 00:34:24,676 My picture, the DNA test. [ Chuckles ] 944 00:34:24,706 --> 00:34:26,705 She's mine. 945 00:34:26,745 --> 00:34:28,644 12, huh? 12. 946 00:34:28,674 --> 00:34:30,573 It's Anna nardini, isn't it? 947 00:34:30,613 --> 00:34:31,743 How'd you know? 948 00:34:31,783 --> 00:34:33,182 Luke, you're not Warren Beatty. 949 00:34:33,212 --> 00:34:34,852 I mean, you could have been. 950 00:34:34,882 --> 00:34:37,481 Girls like you, but you're a serial monogamist. 951 00:34:37,511 --> 00:34:39,680 That's why you're you. 952 00:34:39,720 --> 00:34:41,619 I remember Anna. I liked her. 953 00:34:41,649 --> 00:34:45,687 I don't know what to do. I'm just so confused. 954 00:34:45,717 --> 00:34:47,087 Well, what did Lorelai say? 955 00:34:48,556 --> 00:34:50,555 You haven't told her. 956 00:34:50,585 --> 00:34:52,894 We're engaged. We're on track here, her and me. 957 00:34:52,924 --> 00:34:54,863 Rory's back, so that's settled now. 958 00:34:54,893 --> 00:34:57,192 We're in a good place, and this could wreck it. 959 00:34:57,222 --> 00:34:59,561 It won't wreck it, not unless you let it. 960 00:34:59,591 --> 00:35:01,930 She's been out there 12 years, this little girl. 961 00:35:01,960 --> 00:35:03,729 What does Anna want from you? 962 00:35:03,759 --> 00:35:06,598 That's the thing... nothing. She hasn't contacted me. 963 00:35:06,628 --> 00:35:09,537 Why hasn't she? She could have called me. 964 00:35:09,567 --> 00:35:12,166 What, does she think I'd be a deadbeat? 965 00:35:12,206 --> 00:35:14,035 [ Laughs ] No one would think that. 966 00:35:14,065 --> 00:35:15,475 April doesn't want anything either. 967 00:35:15,504 --> 00:35:17,074 That's her name... April. 968 00:35:17,104 --> 00:35:20,842 It's all just very scientific with her. 969 00:35:20,872 --> 00:35:24,011 I couldn't even get her to go for ice cream with me. 970 00:35:24,041 --> 00:35:27,939 Well... Did you offer cake? 971 00:35:27,979 --> 00:35:29,109 No. 972 00:35:29,149 --> 00:35:30,878 Maybe she wanted cake or pie. 973 00:35:30,908 --> 00:35:32,517 You offer pie? No. 974 00:35:32,547 --> 00:35:34,546 Maybe she wanted pie... Or fudge. 975 00:35:34,586 --> 00:35:36,546 It's not about what I offered her, Liz. 976 00:35:36,586 --> 00:35:38,685 She didn't have any interest. 977 00:35:38,715 --> 00:35:43,053 You know, that's the thing. Why should I feel burdened? 978 00:35:43,083 --> 00:35:45,622 I mean, they're not reaching out, neither one of them. 979 00:35:45,652 --> 00:35:46,991 So why should I? 980 00:35:47,021 --> 00:35:49,020 I don't know. The girl's got her life. 981 00:35:49,060 --> 00:35:52,589 She seems very adjusted... A little weird, but thriving. 982 00:35:52,629 --> 00:35:56,527 Anna's got her life. I've got my life, you know? 983 00:35:56,557 --> 00:35:58,696 I shouldn't worry about this. 984 00:35:58,726 --> 00:36:01,635 I mean, why should I? There's no reason to. 985 00:36:01,665 --> 00:36:02,834 I guess not. 986 00:36:02,864 --> 00:36:05,903 Good, good. [ Exhales sharply ] 987 00:36:05,933 --> 00:36:08,872 I'm not gonna worry. I'm gonna let it go. 988 00:36:08,902 --> 00:36:11,231 This has been good. 989 00:36:11,271 --> 00:36:14,610 Thanks for listening, Liz. I feel better. 990 00:36:14,640 --> 00:36:17,068 You should get back to your food there. 991 00:36:17,108 --> 00:36:19,078 This is settled. 992 00:36:19,108 --> 00:36:20,477 Okay. 993 00:36:20,507 --> 00:36:23,506 There's your Martha. 994 00:36:23,546 --> 00:36:24,515 Thanks. 995 00:36:31,952 --> 00:36:32,952 Oh. 996 00:36:34,981 --> 00:36:36,680 Everyone's here. Everyone's hungry. 997 00:36:36,720 --> 00:36:38,250 Perfect timing 'cause treat, Chuck, 998 00:36:38,280 --> 00:36:40,019 and Bob here are ready to be consumed. 999 00:36:40,049 --> 00:36:41,888 Please, don't name the food we eat. Sorry. 1000 00:36:41,918 --> 00:36:43,587 So are you ready to carve? 1001 00:36:43,617 --> 00:36:45,257 We're ready to carve. I could use some help, though. 1002 00:36:45,287 --> 00:36:47,785 Maybe send Luke in. He loves to carve. 1003 00:36:47,825 --> 00:36:50,055 There's enough food, right? Did I make enough food? 1004 00:36:50,095 --> 00:36:52,523 There's plenty, even considering the extra guests. 1005 00:36:52,563 --> 00:36:53,963 Go tell them it'll be five minutes. 1006 00:36:53,993 --> 00:36:55,462 Will do. 1007 00:37:01,630 --> 00:37:02,599 Huzzah! 1008 00:37:02,629 --> 00:37:03,999 Nice. 1009 00:37:04,029 --> 00:37:06,767 You're so good at that, stu, really. 1010 00:37:06,797 --> 00:37:08,137 Too bad you didn't put all that effort 1011 00:37:08,167 --> 00:37:09,906 into something you could make money at. 1012 00:37:09,936 --> 00:37:11,505 Thanks, Liz. 1013 00:37:11,535 --> 00:37:14,074 When are you coming back out on the circuit with us? 1014 00:37:14,104 --> 00:37:16,643 I think sometime after I'm drugged and lobotomized. 1015 00:37:16,673 --> 00:37:18,073 [ Laughs ] 1016 00:37:18,103 --> 00:37:20,812 You're the funniest, smartest guy I know, Luke. 1017 00:37:20,842 --> 00:37:22,711 I'm calling him yakov from now on. 1018 00:37:22,741 --> 00:37:24,110 Please don't judge me by this. 1019 00:37:24,140 --> 00:37:25,879 I won't... Yakov. 1020 00:37:25,909 --> 00:37:27,279 We're just minutes away from eating, everybody. 1021 00:37:27,309 --> 00:37:29,818 Oh, I can't wait to see this meal. 1022 00:37:29,848 --> 00:37:32,147 My dinner didn't turn out like Martha's picture. 1023 00:37:32,187 --> 00:37:35,755 Who knew a Turkey could melt like that? 1024 00:37:35,785 --> 00:37:36,815 Hey, guys, when did you sneak in? 1025 00:37:36,855 --> 00:37:38,784 A couple of minutes ago. 1026 00:37:38,824 --> 00:37:39,883 How'd you like to carve for us? I'll carve if you want. 1027 00:37:39,923 --> 00:37:41,593 Bless you. 1028 00:37:41,623 --> 00:37:42,722 Let me talk to you over here for a second first. 1029 00:37:42,752 --> 00:37:43,792 Oh, okay. 1030 00:37:46,191 --> 00:37:47,020 So. 1031 00:37:47,060 --> 00:37:47,860 Yeah? 1032 00:37:47,890 --> 00:37:49,290 Um... 1033 00:37:49,329 --> 00:37:52,028 That Christopher call from before, the famous one. 1034 00:37:52,058 --> 00:37:53,828 The infamous one. Oh, you remember that? 1035 00:37:53,858 --> 00:37:55,267 I remember it. 1036 00:37:55,297 --> 00:37:58,865 Well, I never filled you in on the content. 1037 00:37:58,895 --> 00:38:01,764 He said he wanted to talk, and he said it was important, 1038 00:38:01,804 --> 00:38:02,864 so I met up with him. 1039 00:38:02,904 --> 00:38:04,673 Oh, yeah? 1040 00:38:04,703 --> 00:38:08,741 Yeah, and he's come into a lot of money, family money, 1041 00:38:08,771 --> 00:38:10,740 and he offered Rory and me 1042 00:38:10,770 --> 00:38:12,170 lots of things we didn't want or need, 1043 00:38:12,210 --> 00:38:15,638 but Rory took him up on his offer to pay for Yale. 1044 00:38:15,678 --> 00:38:17,578 It was her idea, and I support it. 1045 00:38:17,608 --> 00:38:18,947 That's it. 1046 00:38:18,977 --> 00:38:20,946 So he's gonna be financing her tuition 1047 00:38:20,976 --> 00:38:24,175 this year and next year. 1048 00:38:24,215 --> 00:38:27,114 We got together today at a diner to finalize it. 1049 00:38:27,144 --> 00:38:29,852 That's it. 1050 00:38:29,882 --> 00:38:31,582 I think that's great. 1051 00:38:31,622 --> 00:38:34,151 Really? Yes, I think that's absolutely great. 1052 00:38:34,181 --> 00:38:36,020 You heard about how I got together with Christopher? 1053 00:38:36,050 --> 00:38:37,919 Absolutely. You had to, to talk about this. 1054 00:38:37,949 --> 00:38:40,058 He's her dad. He's her dad. 1055 00:38:40,088 --> 00:38:42,727 If he's got something, he should be sharing it. 1056 00:38:42,757 --> 00:38:45,226 He's been gone most of the time, so he owes you. 1057 00:38:45,256 --> 00:38:46,795 I'm glad he's doing it. 1058 00:38:46,825 --> 00:38:48,894 He's doing what a dad is supposed to do. 1059 00:38:48,924 --> 00:38:51,093 He's taking care of his kid. Good, good. 1060 00:38:51,123 --> 00:38:53,133 Yeah, good. So you're good with this? 1061 00:38:53,163 --> 00:38:54,702 I am. And so we're good? 1062 00:38:54,732 --> 00:38:56,661 We're great. 1063 00:38:56,701 --> 00:38:59,170 Thank you for understanding. 1064 00:39:01,739 --> 00:39:02,738 I'm gonna go carve. 1065 00:39:02,768 --> 00:39:03,838 Okay. 1066 00:39:07,936 --> 00:39:09,706 Oh, Rory, have you met Freddy? 1067 00:39:09,736 --> 00:39:10,935 He has no thumbs. 1068 00:39:10,975 --> 00:39:13,304 No, I haven't. Hi, Freddy. 1069 00:39:13,344 --> 00:39:15,943 Um... [ Cellphone rings ] 1070 00:39:15,973 --> 00:39:17,172 Excuse me. 1071 00:39:19,681 --> 00:39:20,881 Hello? 1072 00:39:20,911 --> 00:39:23,050 Rory, hi. It's honor huntzberger. 1073 00:39:23,080 --> 00:39:24,849 Oh, hi, honor. How are you doing? 1074 00:39:24,879 --> 00:39:26,179 I've been exiled. 1075 00:39:26,219 --> 00:39:28,348 My parents' house is 11,000 square feet, 1076 00:39:28,378 --> 00:39:31,246 and smoking is banned from every nook and cranny of it... 1077 00:39:31,286 --> 00:39:33,356 Only because mom stopped smoking again. 1078 00:39:33,386 --> 00:39:35,824 So here I am, freezing my ass off. Bummer. 1079 00:39:35,854 --> 00:39:37,924 So I thought I'd call and tell you what a drag it is, 1080 00:39:37,954 --> 00:39:39,153 this thing with you and Logan. 1081 00:39:39,193 --> 00:39:40,592 Oh, yeah? 1082 00:39:40,622 --> 00:39:41,862 When Logan said you two broke up, 1083 00:39:41,892 --> 00:39:43,221 I almost threw a lamp at him. 1084 00:39:43,261 --> 00:39:44,661 Oh. 1085 00:39:44,691 --> 00:39:48,259 Moron... He's his own worst enemy. 1086 00:39:48,289 --> 00:39:50,258 He told you that we broke up? 1087 00:39:50,298 --> 00:39:52,168 Well, I was wondering where you were for Thanksgiving, 1088 00:39:52,198 --> 00:39:54,896 and, at first, young seacrest hemmed and hawed, 1089 00:39:54,936 --> 00:39:59,035 which wasn't sufficient, so he finally told me. 1090 00:39:59,065 --> 00:40:01,004 Idiot... him, not you. 1091 00:40:01,034 --> 00:40:02,633 Right. 1092 00:40:02,673 --> 00:40:04,942 I'm so sorry, but you and I can still go shopping. 1093 00:40:04,972 --> 00:40:06,072 Bergdorf's is calling. 1094 00:40:06,102 --> 00:40:08,071 Yeah, sure. Good. 1095 00:40:08,101 --> 00:40:09,640 Well, I have to get back inside 1096 00:40:09,670 --> 00:40:11,040 before I turn into an ice cube. 1097 00:40:11,070 --> 00:40:13,009 Are you at least having a nice Thanksgiving? 1098 00:40:13,039 --> 00:40:14,608 Yeah, it's really nice. 1099 00:40:14,648 --> 00:40:16,877 I'll be in touch. Sure. Thanks, honor. 1100 00:40:16,907 --> 00:40:18,616 Bye. Bye. 1101 00:40:18,646 --> 00:40:19,676 [ Beep ] 1102 00:40:21,275 --> 00:40:22,945 Okay, that's too thin. Too thin. 1103 00:40:22,985 --> 00:40:25,114 I'm just getting started. Give me some room. 1104 00:40:25,154 --> 00:40:27,283 Okay, that's too thick. Too thick. Too thick. 1105 00:40:27,313 --> 00:40:29,622 Hang on, Sookie. 1106 00:40:29,652 --> 00:40:30,681 You're crooked. You're crooked. 1107 00:40:30,721 --> 00:40:32,221 Okay. Good idea. 1108 00:40:42,056 --> 00:40:43,326 [ Sighs ] 1109 00:40:43,356 --> 00:40:44,825 [ Dials ] 1110 00:40:47,764 --> 00:40:50,363 Yeah, nardini. 1111 00:40:50,393 --> 00:40:52,302 Woodbridge. 1112 00:40:52,332 --> 00:40:53,931 Thanks. 1113 00:40:56,800 --> 00:40:57,900 [ Beeps ] 1114 00:40:59,999 --> 00:41:01,938 April: Hello, you've reached the nardini residence. 1115 00:41:01,968 --> 00:41:03,807 We're not home, 1116 00:41:03,837 --> 00:41:05,407 or we're just too distracted to answer right now. 1117 00:41:05,437 --> 00:41:08,335 [ Receiver slams ] 1118 00:41:08,375 --> 00:41:09,845 [ Sighs ] 1119 00:41:17,212 --> 00:41:18,881 She kick you out? Huh? Who? 1120 00:41:18,911 --> 00:41:20,250 Sookie. Yeah. 1121 00:41:20,280 --> 00:41:21,350 Predictable. 1122 00:41:21,380 --> 00:41:23,049 Yeah, predictable. 1123 00:41:23,079 --> 00:41:24,748 Hey, you okay? 1124 00:41:24,788 --> 00:41:25,888 Kind of. 1125 00:41:25,918 --> 00:41:27,087 You sure? 1126 00:41:27,117 --> 00:41:29,386 I'm just hungry. 1127 00:41:29,416 --> 00:41:31,985 Dinner is served! 1128 00:41:32,025 --> 00:41:33,985 [ Indistinct talking ] 1129 00:41:36,823 --> 00:41:38,053 Man: Look at the Turkey. 1130 00:41:38,093 --> 00:41:39,222 Holy cow.