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♪ Kiss me goodbye and write me while I'm gone ♪
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♪ Goodbye, my sweetheart
Hello, Vietham ♪
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♪ America has heard the bugle call
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♪ And you know it involves us one and all ♪
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♪ I don't suppose that war will ever end ♪
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♪ There's fighting that will break us up again ♪
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♪ Goodbye, my darling
Hello, Vietham ♪
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♪ A hill to take, a battle to be won I
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♪ Kiss me goodbye and write me while I'm gone ♪
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♪ Goodbye, my sweetheart
Hello, Vietham ♪
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I am gunnery sergeant hartman,
your senior drill instructor.
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From now on,
you will speak only when spoken to...
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And the first and last words
out of your filthy sewers will be "sir."
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Do you maggots understand that?
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Sir, yes, sir.
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Bullshit. I can't hear you.
Sound off like you got a pair.
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Sir, yes, sir.
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If you ladies leave my island,
if you survive recruit training...
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You will be a weapon.
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You will be a minister of death
praying for war.
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But until that day, you are pukes.
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You are the lowest form of life on earth.
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You are not even human-fucking-beings.
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You are nothing but unorganized,
grabasstic pieces of amphibian shit.
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Because I am hard, you will not like me.
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But the more you hate me,
the more you will learn.
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I am hard but I am fair.
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There 1s no racial bigotry here.
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I do not look down on niggers,
kikes, wops or greasers.
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Here, you are all equally worthless.
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And my orders are to weed out
all non-hackers
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who do not pack the gear
to serve in my beloved corps.
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Do you maggots understand that?
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Sir, yes, sir.
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Bullshit. I can't hear you.
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Sir, yes, sir!
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- What's your name, scumbag?
- Sir, private brown, sir!
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Bullshit. From now on
you're private snowball.
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- Do you like that name?
- Sir, yes, sir!
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Well, there's one thing
that you won't like, snowball:
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They don't serve fried chicken
and watermelon.
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On a daily basis in my mess hall.
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Sir, yes, sir!
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Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?
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Who said that?
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Who the fuck said that?
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Who's the slimy little communist-shit,
twinkle-toed cocksucker down here.
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Who just signed
his own death warrant?
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Nobody, huh?
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The fairy-fucking-godmother said it.
Out-fucking-standing.
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I will p.T. You all until you fucking die.
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I'll p.T. You until your assholes
are sucking buttermilk.
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- Was it you, you scroungy little fuck?
- Sir, no, sir.
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You piece of shit. You look
like a fucking worm. I'll bet it was you.
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- Sir, no, sir.
- Sir, I said it, sir.
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Well, no shit.
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What have we got here?
A fucking comedian. Private joker.
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I admire your honesty.
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Hell, I like you. You can come over
to my house and fuck my sister.
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You little scumbag.
I've got your name. I've got your ass.
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You will not laugh. You will not cry.
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You will learn by the numbers.
I will teach you.
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Now get up. Get on your feet.
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You best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew
your head and shit down your neck.
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- Sir, yes, sir.
- Private joker, why did you join my corps?
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- Sir, to kill, sir.
- So you're a killer?
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- Sir, yes, sir.
- Let me see your war face.
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- Sir?
- You've got a war face?
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That's a war face.
Now let me see your war face.
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Bullshit. You didn't convince me.
Let me see your real war face.
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You don't scare me. Work on it.
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Sir, yes, sir!
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What's your excuse”?
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Sir, excuse for what, sir?
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I'm asking the fucking questions, private.
Do you understand?
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- Sir, yes, sir.
- Well, thank you very much.
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- Can I be in charge for a while?
- Sir, yes, sir.
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- Are you shook-up”? Are you nervous?
- Sir, I am, sir.
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Do I make you nervous? Sir
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sir what?
Were you about to call me an asshole?
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- Sir, no, sir.
- How tall are you, private?
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Sir, 5'9" sir.
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Five-foot-9. I didn't know
they stacked shit that high.
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You trying to squeeze an inch
in on me somewhere?
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- Sir, no, sir.
- Bullshit. It looks like the best part of you...
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Ran down the crack of your mama's ass
and ended up as a stain on the mattress.
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I think you've been cheated.
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Where the hell are you from, private?
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- Sir, Texas, sir.
- Holy dogshit. Texas?
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Only steers and queers
come from Texas, private cowboy.
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And you don't much look like a steer to me,
so that kind of narrows it down.
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- Do you suck dicks?
- Sir, no, sir.
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- Are you a Peter puffer?
- Sir, no, sir.
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I'll bet you would fuck
a person in the ass...
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And not even have the goddamn common
courtesy to give him a reach around.
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I'll be watching you.
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Did your parents have any children
that lived?
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- Sir, yes, sir.
- I'll bet they regret that.
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You're so ugly you could be
a modern-art masterpiece.
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- What's your name, fat-body?
- Sir, Leonard Lawrence, sir.
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Lawrence? Lawrence what, of Arabia?
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- Sir, no, sir.
- That name sounds like royalty. You royalty?
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- Sir, no, sir.
- Do you suck dicks?
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- Sir, no, sir.
- Bullshit. I'll bet you could suck a golf ball...
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- Through a garden hose.
- Sir, no, sir.
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I don't like the name Lawrence.
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Only faggots and sailors
are called Lawrence.
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- From now on you're gomer pyle.
- Sir, yes, sir.
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Do you think I'm cute, private pyle?
You think I'm funny?
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- Sir, no, sir.
- Wipe that disgusting grin off your face.
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Sir, yes, sir.
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Well, any-fucking-time, sweetheart.
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- Sir, I'm trying, sir.
- Private pyle, I'll give you three seconds...
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Exactly three fucking seconds...
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To wipe that stupid-looking grin
off your face...
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Or I will gouge out your eyeballs
and skull-fuck you.
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One two three.
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- Sir, I can't help it, sir.
- Bullshit. Get on your knees, scumbag.
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Now choke yourself.
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Goddamn it, with my hand, numb-nuts.
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Don't pull my fucking hand over there.
I said, choke yourself.
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Now lean forward and choke yourself.
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- Are you through grinning?
- Sir, yes, sir.
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Bullshit. I can't hear you.
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Sir, yes, sir.
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Bullshit. I still can't hear you.
Sound off like you've got a pair.
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Sir, yes, sir.
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That's enough. Get on your feet.
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Pyle, you had best square your ass away
and start shitting me Tiffany cuff links...
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Or I will definitely fuck you up.
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Sir, yes, sir.
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Left, right, left, right
left, right, left.
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Left, right, left, right
left, right, left.
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Left, right, left, right, left.
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Left, right, left, right, left...
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Parris island, south Carolina...
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The United States marine corps
recruit depot.
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An eight-week college
for the phony-tough and the crazy-brave.
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♪ Mama and papa were laying in bed
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♪ mama and papa were laying in bed
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♪ mama rolled over
and this is what she said
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♪ mama rolled over, this is what she said
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♪ - oh, give me some, give me some
- Oh, give me some, give me some
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♪ good for you - good for you
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♪ - and good for me
- And good for me
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♪ good - good
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♪ up in the morning to the rising sun
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♪ up in the morning to the rising sun
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♪ gonna run all day till the running's done
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♪ gonna run all day till the running's done
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♪ ho chi minh is a son of a bitch
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♪ ho chi minh is a son of a bitch
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♪ got the blue balls, crabs
and the seven-year itch
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♪ got the blue balls, crabs
and the seven-year itch
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left, right, left, right, left.
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Your left shoulder.
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Left, right, left. Port.
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Left, right. Attack. Halt.
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I eft shoulder.
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Private pyle, what are you trying to do
to my beloved corps?
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- Sir, I don't know, sir.
- You are dumb, private pyle...
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But do you expect me to believe
that you don't know left from right?
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- Sir, no, sir.
- Then you did that on purpose.
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- You wanna be different.
- Sir, no, sir.
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- What side was that, private pyle?
- Sir, left side, sir.
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- Are you sure, private pyle?
- Sir, yes, sir.
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- What side was that, private pyle?
- Sir, right side, sir.
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Don't fuck with me again, pyle.
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Pick up your fucking cover.
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Sir, yes, sir.
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Your left shoulder.
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Left, right, left. Port.
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I eft shoulder.
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Your right shoulder.
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Left, right, left, right.
Your left shoulder.
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Left, two, three, four.
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Your right shoulder.
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Tonight you pukes will sleep
with your rifles.
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You will give your rifle a girl's name.
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Because this is the only pussy
you people are going to get.
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Your days of finger-banging
old Mary Jane rottencrotch...
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Through her purty pink panties
are over.
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You're married to this piece.
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This weapon of iron and wood.
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And you will be faithful.
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Arms.
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Prepare to mount.
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Mount.
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Port
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pray.
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This is my rifle.
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There are many like it,
but this one is mine.
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My rifle is my best friend.
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It is my life.
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I must master it
as I must master my life.
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Without me, my rifle is useless.
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Without my rifle, I am useless.
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I must fire my rifle true.
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I must shoot straighter than my enemy,
who is trying to kill me.
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I must shoot him before he shoots me.
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I will.
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Before god, I swear this creed.
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My rifle and myself are defenders
of my country.
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We are the masters of our enemy.
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We are the saviors of my life.
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So be it until there is no enemy,
but peace.
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Amen.
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Arm.
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At ease.
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Good night, ladies.
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Good night, sir.
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- Hit it, sweetheart.
- Sir, aye, aye, sir.
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Right shoulder.
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That is not
your daddy's shotgun, cowboy.
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I eft shoulder.
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Move the rifle around your head,
not your head around the rifle.
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Port
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four inches from your chest, pyle.
Four inches.
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♪ This is my rifle, this is my gun
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♪ this is for fighting, this is for fun
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♪ this is my rifle, this is my gun
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♪ this is for fighting, this is for fun
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♪ this is my rifle, this is my gun
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♪ this is for fighting, this is for fun
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♪ this is my rifle, this is my gun
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♪ this is for fighting, this is for fun
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♪ this is my rifle, this is my gun
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♪ this is for fighting, this is for fun
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You're bouncing.
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Ten fucking seconds.
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It should take you no less than 10
fucking seconds to negotiate this obstacle.
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Quickly, move it out.
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There ain't one swinging-dick private
in this platoon's gonna graduate...
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Until they can get this obstacle down
to less than 10 fucking seconds.
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Next two privates. Quickly.
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Get over that goddamn obstacle. Move it.
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Next two privates. Quickly.
241
00:14:13,895 --> 00:14:15,260
Hurry up. Get up there.
242
00:14:15,438 --> 00:14:18,100
- Private joker, are you a killer?
- Sir, yes, sir.
243
00:14:18,274 --> 00:14:20,139
Let me hear your war cry.
244
00:14:21,319 --> 00:14:24,061
Next two privates, go. Quickly.
245
00:14:24,238 --> 00:14:26,354
Get your fat ass over there, private pyle.
246
00:14:26,532 --> 00:14:28,272
Oh, that's right, private pyle.
247
00:14:28,451 --> 00:14:32,319
Don't make any fucking effort to get
up to the top of the fucking obstacle.
248
00:14:32,497 --> 00:14:36,991
If god wanted you up there, he would have
miracled your ass up by now, wouldn't he?
249
00:14:37,168 --> 00:14:39,910
- Sir, yes, sir.
- Get your fat ass up there, pyle.
250
00:14:40,088 --> 00:14:42,295
- Sir, yes, sir.
- What is the matter with you?
251
00:14:42,465 --> 00:14:46,629
I'll bet if there was some pussy up there on
top of that obstacle, you could get up there.
252
00:14:46,803 --> 00:14:48,509
- Couldn't you?
- Sir, yes, sir.
253
00:14:48,679 --> 00:14:52,888
Your ass looks like about 150 pounds
of chewed bubble gum. Do you know that?
254
00:14:53,059 --> 00:14:54,469
Sir, yes, sir.
255
00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:59,228
One for the commandant.
256
00:15:00,316 --> 00:15:02,432
One for the corps.
257
00:15:03,152 --> 00:15:06,360
Get up there. Pull.
258
00:15:06,989 --> 00:15:10,231
I guess the corps don't get theirs.
Get up there, pyle.
259
00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:13,447
Pull. Pull, pyle, pull.
260
00:15:13,621 --> 00:15:16,158
One pull-up, pyle. Come on, pull.
261
00:15:16,332 --> 00:15:19,916
You gotta be shitting me, pyle.
Get your ass up there.
262
00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:23,749
Do you mean to tell me that you cannot
do one single pull-up?
263
00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:28,292
You are a worthless piece of shit, pyle.
Get out of my face.
264
00:15:28,469 --> 00:15:30,460
Get up there, snowball.
265
00:15:31,556 --> 00:15:33,262
Get up here, fat-boy.
266
00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:36,675
Quickly. Move it up.
Move it up, pyle. Move it up.
267
00:15:36,853 --> 00:15:41,062
You climb obstacles like old people fuck.
Do you know that, private pyle?
268
00:15:41,232 --> 00:15:44,520
Get up here. You're too slow.
Move it. Move it
269
00:15:44,694 --> 00:15:48,232
private pyle, whatever you do,
don't fall down.
270
00:15:48,406 --> 00:15:50,613
That would break my fucking heart.
271
00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:54,241
Quickly. Up and over. Up and over.
272
00:15:54,412 --> 00:15:57,950
Well, what in the fuck are you waiting for,
private pyle?
273
00:15:58,124 --> 00:16:01,867
Get up and over.
Move it, move it, move it.
274
00:16:02,044 --> 00:16:04,535
Are you quitting on me?
275
00:16:04,714 --> 00:16:06,750
Well, are you?
276
00:16:06,924 --> 00:16:11,213
Then quit, you slimy fucking
walrus-looking piece of shit.
277
00:16:11,387 --> 00:16:13,878
Get the fuck off of my obstacle.
278
00:16:14,056 --> 00:16:16,798
Get the fuck down off of my obstacle.
279
00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:19,183
Now. Move it
280
00:16:19,353 --> 00:16:24,723
I'm gonna rip your balls off so you
cannot contaminate the rest of the world.
281
00:16:24,901 --> 00:16:27,517
I will motivate you, private pyle...
282
00:16:27,695 --> 00:16:32,280
If it short-dicks every cannibal
on the Congo.
283
00:16:33,284 --> 00:16:35,900
Pick them up and set them down, pyle.
284
00:16:36,078 --> 00:16:38,114
Quickly. Move it out.
285
00:16:38,289 --> 00:16:42,908
Were you born a fat, slimy,
scumbag puke piece of shit, private pyle?
286
00:16:43,085 --> 00:16:45,417
Or did you have to work on it?
287
00:16:45,588 --> 00:16:49,172
Move it up. Quickly. Hustle up.
288
00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:53,927
The fucking war will be over by the time
we get out there, won't it, private pyle?
289
00:16:54,096 --> 00:16:55,632
Move it.
290
00:16:55,806 --> 00:16:59,970
Are you going to fucking die, pyle?
Are you going to die on me?
291
00:17:00,144 --> 00:17:02,180
Do it now.
292
00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:05,813
Move it up. Hustle it up.
Quickly, quickly, quickly.
293
00:17:06,901 --> 00:17:09,438
Do you feel dizzy?
294
00:17:09,612 --> 00:17:11,944
Do you feel faint?
295
00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:17,658
Jesus h. Christ,
I think you've got a hard-on.
296
00:17:19,330 --> 00:17:23,289
Quickly, ladies. Assholes and elbows.
Move it out.
297
00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:24,995
Get up here.
298
00:17:25,169 --> 00:17:28,832
Move it. Move it, move it, move it.
299
00:17:29,465 --> 00:17:30,955
Quickly.
300
00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:34,967
Quickly. Get up here.
Hurry up. Move it out.
301
00:17:48,818 --> 00:17:51,184
Reveille. Reveille revellle.
302
00:17:51,362 --> 00:17:53,227
Drop your cocks and grab your socks.
303
00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:56,318
Today is Sunday.
Divine worship at 0800.
304
00:17:56,492 --> 00:17:58,858
Get your bunks made
and get your uniforms on.
305
00:17:59,036 --> 00:18:01,994
Police call will commence
in two minutes.
306
00:18:02,164 --> 00:18:03,529
Private cowboy, private joker.
307
00:18:03,708 --> 00:18:05,289
- Sir, yes, sir.
- Sir, yes, sir.
308
00:18:05,459 --> 00:18:08,997
As soon as you finish your bunks,
I want you two turds to clean the head.
309
00:18:09,171 --> 00:18:12,254
- Sir, aye, aye, sir.
- I want that head so sanitary...
310
00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:16,509
That the virgin Mary herself would be
proud to go in there and take a dump.
311
00:18:16,679 --> 00:18:18,010
- Sir, yes, sir.
- Sir, yes, sir.
312
00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:20,421
Private joker, do you believe
in the virgin Mary?
313
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:22,386
Sir, no, sir.
314
00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:29,268
Well, private joker,
I don't believe I heard you correctly.
315
00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:31,649
Sir, the private said, "no, sir," sir.
316
00:18:31,819 --> 00:18:34,982
Why, you little maggot.
You make me wanna vomit.
317
00:18:35,156 --> 00:18:39,320
You goddamn communist heathen.
Sound off that you love the virgin Mary...
318
00:18:39,493 --> 00:18:41,700
Or I'm gonna stomp your guts out.
319
00:18:41,871 --> 00:18:44,203
Now, you do love the virgin Mary,
don't you?
320
00:18:44,373 --> 00:18:45,613
Sir, negative, sir.
321
00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:48,282
Private joker,
are you trying to offend me?
322
00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:49,792
Sir, negative, sir.
323
00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:53,045
Sir, the private believes that
any answer he gives will be wrong...
324
00:18:53,215 --> 00:18:57,083
And the senior drill instructor will beat
him harder if he reverses himself, sir.
325
00:18:57,261 --> 00:18:58,842
Who's your squad leader, scumbag?
326
00:18:59,013 --> 00:19:01,846
Sir, the private's squad leader
is private snowball, sir.
327
00:19:02,016 --> 00:19:03,881
Private snowball.
328
00:19:04,060 --> 00:19:06,722
Sir, private snowball
reporting as ordered, sir.
329
00:19:06,896 --> 00:19:10,559
Private snowball, you're fired.
Private joker is promoted to squad leader.
330
00:19:10,733 --> 00:19:13,190
- Sir, aye, aye, sir.
- Disappear, scumbag.
331
00:19:13,361 --> 00:19:16,068
- Sir, aye, aye, sir.
- Private pyle.
332
00:19:16,238 --> 00:19:19,196
- Sir, private pyle reporting as ordered, sir.
- From now on...
333
00:19:19,367 --> 00:19:22,655
Private joker is your new squad leader
and you will bunk with him.
334
00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:24,113
He'll teach you everything.
335
00:19:24,288 --> 00:19:26,495
- He'll teach you how to pee.
- Sir, yes, sir.
336
00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:30,750
Private joker is silly and he's ignorant,
but he's got guts and guts is enough.
337
00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:32,660
Now, you ladies, carry on.
338
00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:35,045
Sir, aye, aye, sir.
339
00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:45,006
The bolt. The bolt goes in the receiver.
340
00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:50,762
Operating-rod handle.
341
00:19:50,940 --> 00:19:53,397
Operating-rod guide.
342
00:19:53,818 --> 00:19:57,060
And the left one over the right.
343
00:19:57,238 --> 00:19:59,320
Right one over the left.
344
00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:03,987
Left one over the right.
345
00:20:04,161 --> 00:20:06,447
The right one over the left.
346
00:20:09,959 --> 00:20:12,245
Just throw your other leg over.
347
00:20:17,133 --> 00:20:18,748
Attaboy.
348
00:20:19,927 --> 00:20:24,796
That's it. Now just pull the next one over
and you're home free.
349
00:20:25,766 --> 00:20:27,302
Ready?
350
00:20:32,398 --> 00:20:34,309
Just throw it over.
351
00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:42,981
Attaboy.
352
00:20:43,284 --> 00:20:45,115
Set it down.
353
00:20:47,955 --> 00:20:49,445
All right?
354
00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:56,293
Congratulations, Leonard.
355
00:20:56,464 --> 00:20:58,045
You did it.
356
00:20:58,883 --> 00:21:01,841
Fold the blanket
and the sheet back together.
357
00:21:02,011 --> 00:21:04,343
Make a four-inch fold.
358
00:21:05,055 --> 00:21:07,216
Okay? Got it?
359
00:21:07,391 --> 00:21:09,302
You do it.
360
00:21:11,145 --> 00:21:13,181
Right shoulder.
361
00:21:13,355 --> 00:21:15,437
Your left shoulder.
362
00:21:18,903 --> 00:21:20,609
Port
363
00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:26,903
order.
364
00:21:49,475 --> 00:21:52,433
Your right shoulder.
365
00:21:56,857 --> 00:21:58,438
Square these weapons away.
366
00:21:58,609 --> 00:22:01,476
My corps' arms should be
parallel to the...
367
00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:06,902
The deadliest weapon in the world...
368
00:22:07,076 --> 00:22:10,944
1s a marine and his rifle
369
00:22:11,121 --> 00:22:14,613
it is your killer instinct
which must be harnessed
370
00:22:14,792 --> 00:22:18,876
if you expect to survive in combat.
371
00:22:19,046 --> 00:22:22,584
Your rifle is only a tool.
372
00:22:22,758 --> 00:22:25,295
It is a hard heart that kills.
373
00:22:26,095 --> 00:22:30,930
If your killer instincts
are not clean and strong...
374
00:22:31,100 --> 00:22:34,137
You will hesitate
at the moment of truth:
375
00:22:34,311 --> 00:22:36,302
You will not kill
376
00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:38,846
you will become dead-marine.
377
00:22:39,024 --> 00:22:42,357
And then you will be in a world of shit.
378
00:22:42,528 --> 00:22:44,268
Because marines.
379
00:22:44,446 --> 00:22:48,030
Are not allowed to die
without permission.
380
00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:49,861
Do you maggots understand?
381
00:22:50,035 --> 00:22:51,571
Sir, yes, sir.
382
00:22:53,122 --> 00:22:55,955
♪ I love working for uncle Sam
383
00:22:56,125 --> 00:22:58,867
♪ I love working for uncle Sam
384
00:22:59,044 --> 00:23:01,786
♪ lets me know just who I am
385
00:23:01,964 --> 00:23:04,797
♪ lets me know just who I am
386
00:23:04,967 --> 00:23:07,800
♪ one, two, three, four
United States marine corps
387
00:23:07,970 --> 00:23:10,803
♪ one, two, three, four
United States marine corps
388
00:23:10,973 --> 00:23:13,806
♪ one, two, three, four
I love the marine corps
389
00:23:13,976 --> 00:23:16,809
♪ one, two, three, four
I love the marine corps
390
00:23:16,979 --> 00:23:18,310
♪ my corps - my corps
391
00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:19,811
♪ your corps - your corps
392
00:23:19,982 --> 00:23:21,267
♪ our corps - our corps
393
00:23:21,442 --> 00:23:22,852
♪ marine corps - marine corps
394
00:23:23,027 --> 00:23:25,860
♪ I don't know, but I've been told
395
00:23:26,030 --> 00:23:28,897
♪ I don't know, but I've been told
396
00:23:29,074 --> 00:23:31,816
♪ eskimo pussy is mighty cold
397
00:23:31,994 --> 00:23:34,827
♪ eskimo pussy is mighty cold
398
00:23:34,997 --> 00:23:36,328
♪ good - good
399
00:23:36,498 --> 00:23:37,829
♪ feels good - feels good
400
00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:39,331
♪ is good - is good
401
00:23:39,501 --> 00:23:40,832
♪ real good - real good
402
00:23:41,003 --> 00:23:42,334
♪ tastes good - tastes good
403
00:23:42,504 --> 00:23:43,835
♪ mighty good - mighty good
404
00:23:44,006 --> 00:23:45,337
♪ good for you - good for you
405
00:23:45,507 --> 00:23:46,917
♪ good for me - good for me
406
00:23:49,511 --> 00:23:51,001
trim them
407
00:23:54,016 --> 00:23:55,756
toe jam.
408
00:23:58,646 --> 00:24:00,511
Pop that blister.
409
00:24:09,198 --> 00:24:12,065
Jesus h Christ.
410
00:24:13,035 --> 00:24:16,243
Private pyle,
why is your footlocker unlocked?
411
00:24:16,413 --> 00:24:17,573
Sir, I don't know, sir.
412
00:24:17,748 --> 00:24:21,206
Private pyle, if there is one thing
in this world that I hate
413
00:24:21,377 --> 00:24:24,710
it 1s an unlocked footlocker.
You know that, don't you?
414
00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:27,417
- Sir, yes, sir.
- If it wasn't for dickheads like you...
415
00:24:27,591 --> 00:24:30,173
There wouldn't be thievery
in the world, would there?
416
00:24:30,344 --> 00:24:32,300
- Sir, no, sir.
- Get down.
417
00:24:36,684 --> 00:24:40,518
Well, now, let's just see
if there's anything missing.
418
00:24:43,107 --> 00:24:45,268
Holy Jesus.
419
00:24:45,442 --> 00:24:47,228
What is that?
420
00:24:47,403 --> 00:24:50,019
What the fuck is that?
421
00:24:50,197 --> 00:24:51,903
What is that, private pyle?
422
00:24:52,074 --> 00:24:53,314
Sir, a jelly doughnut, sir.
423
00:24:53,492 --> 00:24:55,858
- A jelly doughnut?
- Sir, yes, sir.
424
00:24:56,036 --> 00:24:59,073
- How did it get here?
- Sir, I took it from the mess hall, sir.
425
00:24:59,248 --> 00:25:01,409
Is chow allowed in the barracks,
private pyle?
426
00:25:01,583 --> 00:25:05,292
- Sir, no, sir.
- Are you allowed to eat jelly doughnuts?
427
00:25:05,462 --> 00:25:07,828
- Sir, no, sir.
- And why not, private pyle?
428
00:25:08,007 --> 00:25:09,668
Sir, because I'm too heavy, sir.
429
00:25:09,842 --> 00:25:14,882
- Because you are a disgusting fat-body.
- Sir, yes, sir.
430
00:25:15,055 --> 00:25:18,593
Then why did you hide a jelly doughnut
in your footlocker, private pyle?
431
00:25:18,767 --> 00:25:20,758
Sir, because I was hungry, sir.
432
00:25:20,936 --> 00:25:24,019
Because you were hungry.
433
00:25:27,443 --> 00:25:31,231
Private pyle has dishonored himself...
434
00:25:31,405 --> 00:25:34,021
And dishonored the platoon.
435
00:25:34,199 --> 00:25:38,158
I have tried to help him,
but I have failed.
436
00:25:38,328 --> 00:25:43,243
I have failed
because you have not helped me.
437
00:25:43,417 --> 00:25:47,456
You people have not given private pyle...
438
00:25:47,629 --> 00:25:49,836
The proper motivation.
439
00:25:50,549 --> 00:25:55,509
So from now on,
whenever private pyle fucks up...
440
00:25:55,679 --> 00:25:57,965
I will not punish him.
441
00:25:58,140 --> 00:26:00,597
I will punish all of you.
442
00:26:00,768 --> 00:26:02,850
And the way I see it, ladies...
443
00:26:03,020 --> 00:26:06,103
You owe me for one jelly doughnut.
444
00:26:06,273 --> 00:26:08,980
Now get on your faces.
445
00:26:10,360 --> 00:26:12,100
Open your mouth.
446
00:26:12,279 --> 00:26:14,770
They're paying for it, you eat it.
447
00:26:14,948 --> 00:26:17,314
Ready, exercise.
448
00:26:17,493 --> 00:26:20,109
♪ One, two, three, four
449
00:26:20,287 --> 00:26:22,778
♪ I love the marine corps
450
00:26:22,956 --> 00:26:25,322
♪ one, two, three, four
451
00:26:25,501 --> 00:26:27,867
♪ I love the marine corps
452
00:26:28,045 --> 00:26:30,502
♪ one, two, three, four
453
00:26:30,672 --> 00:26:33,004
♪ I love the marine corps
454
00:26:33,175 --> 00:26:35,666
♪ one, two, three, four
455
00:26:35,844 --> 00:26:38,176
♪ I love the marine corps
456
00:26:38,347 --> 00:26:40,679
♪ one, two, three, four...
457
00:26:41,975 --> 00:26:44,887
You really look like shit today, Leonard.
458
00:26:51,235 --> 00:26:52,975
Joker.
459
00:26:55,364 --> 00:26:58,151
Everybody hates me now.
460
00:27:00,702 --> 00:27:02,533
Even youl.
461
00:27:05,582 --> 00:27:07,914
Nobody hates you, Leonard.
462
00:27:08,377 --> 00:27:10,584
You just keep making mistakes.
463
00:27:10,754 --> 00:27:13,040
Getting everybody in trouble.
464
00:27:15,968 --> 00:27:18,550
I can't do anything right.
465
00:27:21,056 --> 00:27:22,967
I need help.
466
00:27:26,562 --> 00:27:28,848
I'm trying to help you, Leonard.
467
00:27:30,566 --> 00:27:32,727
I'm really trying.
468
00:27:34,903 --> 00:27:37,019
Tuck your shirt in.
469
00:27:41,451 --> 00:27:43,407
One, two, three, 19.
470
00:27:43,579 --> 00:27:45,615
One, two, three, 20.
471
00:27:45,789 --> 00:27:47,871
One, two, three, 21.
472
00:27:48,041 --> 00:27:50,077
One, two, three, 22.
473
00:27:50,252 --> 00:27:52,163
One, two, three, 23.
474
00:27:52,337 --> 00:27:54,373
One, two, three, 24.
475
00:27:54,548 --> 00:27:56,539
One, two, three, 25.
476
00:27:56,717 --> 00:27:58,582
One, two, three, 26.
477
00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:00,796
One, two, three, 27.
478
00:28:00,971 --> 00:28:02,962
One, two, three, 28.
479
00:28:03,140 --> 00:28:05,096
One, two, three, 29.
480
00:28:05,267 --> 00:28:07,724
One, two, three, 30.
481
00:29:33,522 --> 00:29:35,012
Do it
482
00:29:35,190 --> 00:29:36,396
do it
483
00:29:45,701 --> 00:29:48,864
Remember, it's just a bad dream, fat-boy.
484
00:30:17,190 --> 00:30:19,021
Port
485
00:30:20,736 --> 00:30:23,227
I eft shoulder.
486
00:30:25,490 --> 00:30:28,232
Right shoulder.
487
00:30:31,872 --> 00:30:33,408
Port
488
00:30:36,501 --> 00:30:39,413
do we love our beloved corps, ladies?
489
00:30:39,588 --> 00:30:43,922
Semper fi, do or die.
Gung ho. Gung ho. Gung ho.
490
00:30:44,092 --> 00:30:46,208
What makes the grass grow?
491
00:30:46,470 --> 00:30:48,335
Blood, blood, blood.
492
00:30:48,513 --> 00:30:51,255
What do we do for a living, ladies?
493
00:30:51,433 --> 00:30:53,094
Kill, kill, kill.
494
00:30:53,268 --> 00:30:54,883
I can't hear you.
495
00:30:55,062 --> 00:30:56,768
Kill, kill, kill.
496
00:30:56,938 --> 00:30:59,975
Bullshit. I still can't hear you.
497
00:31:00,150 --> 00:31:01,765
Kill, kill, kill.
498
00:31:02,736 --> 00:31:06,479
Do any of you people know
who Charles Whitman was?
499
00:31:07,991 --> 00:31:10,482
None of you dumb-asses knows?
500
00:31:11,161 --> 00:31:12,822
Private cowboy.
501
00:31:12,996 --> 00:31:17,365
Sir, he was that guy who shot all those
people from that tower in Austin, Texas, sir.
502
00:31:17,542 --> 00:31:20,375
That's affirmative.
Charles Whitman killed 12 people...
503
00:31:20,545 --> 00:31:24,754
From a 28-story observation tower
at the university of Texas.
504
00:31:24,925 --> 00:31:27,792
From distances of up to 400 yards.
505
00:31:28,553 --> 00:31:31,795
Anybody know
who Lee Harvey oswald was?
506
00:31:31,973 --> 00:31:33,053
Private snowball.
507
00:31:33,809 --> 00:31:35,549
Sir, he shot Kennedy, sir.
508
00:31:35,727 --> 00:31:38,560
That's right.
And do you know how far away he was?
509
00:31:38,730 --> 00:31:43,064
Sir, he was pretty far.
From that book-suppository building, sir.
510
00:31:43,235 --> 00:31:45,191
All right, knock it off.
511
00:31:45,362 --> 00:31:47,273
Two hundred and fifty feet.
512
00:31:47,447 --> 00:31:51,656
He was 250 feet away
and shooting at a moving target.
513
00:31:51,827 --> 00:31:57,413
Oswald got off three rounds with an old Italian
bolt-action rifle in only six seconds...
514
00:31:57,582 --> 00:32:01,040
And scored two hits,
including a head shot.
515
00:32:01,211 --> 00:32:05,375
Do any of you people know where
these individuals learned how to shoot?
516
00:32:06,258 --> 00:32:07,919
Private joker.
517
00:32:08,093 --> 00:32:10,004
Sir, in the marines, sir.
518
00:32:10,178 --> 00:32:12,715
In the marines. Outstanding.
519
00:32:12,889 --> 00:32:17,849
Those individuals showed what one
motivated marine and his rifle can do.
520
00:32:18,019 --> 00:32:20,601
And before you ladies leave my island...
521
00:32:20,772 --> 00:32:24,105
You will all be able
to do the same thing.
522
00:32:24,610 --> 00:32:28,781
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
523
00:32:28,865 --> 00:32:33,119
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
524
00:32:33,202 --> 00:32:38,207
♪ Happy birthday, dear Jesus ♪
525
00:32:38,291 --> 00:32:42,920
♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
526
00:32:44,171 --> 00:32:45,877
Today...
527
00:32:46,047 --> 00:32:48,208
1s Christmas.
528
00:32:48,383 --> 00:32:53,548
There will be a magic show at 0930.
529
00:32:53,930 --> 00:32:57,514
Chaplain Charlie will tell you...
530
00:32:57,684 --> 00:33:02,223
About how the free world
will conquer communism...
531
00:33:02,397 --> 00:33:07,061
With the aid of god and a few marines.
532
00:33:07,569 --> 00:33:11,528
(God has a hard-on for marines _.
533
00:33:11,698 --> 00:33:16,362
Because we kill everything we see.
534
00:33:16,536 --> 00:33:18,902
He plays his games...
535
00:33:19,080 --> 00:33:21,787
We play ours.
536
00:33:21,958 --> 00:33:26,827
To show our appreciation
for so much power...
537
00:33:27,005 --> 00:33:32,375
We keep heaven packed
with fresh souls.
538
00:33:33,136 --> 00:33:37,095
God was here before the marine corps.
539
00:33:37,265 --> 00:33:40,257
So you can give your heart to Jesus...
540
00:33:40,435 --> 00:33:44,144
But your ass belongs to the corps.
541
00:33:44,314 --> 00:33:46,270
Do you ladies understand?
542
00:33:46,441 --> 00:33:49,433
- Sir, yes, sir.
- I can't hear you.
543
00:33:49,611 --> 00:33:51,442
Sir, yes, sir.
544
00:33:57,244 --> 00:34:00,532
It's been swabbed and brushed.
545
00:34:01,915 --> 00:34:03,701
Everything...
546
00:34:04,626 --> 00:34:06,457
1s clean.
547
00:34:10,340 --> 00:34:12,126
Beautiful
548
00:34:13,718 --> 00:34:16,334
so that it slides perfect.
549
00:34:18,723 --> 00:34:19,963
Nice.
550
00:34:22,269 --> 00:34:24,430
Everything clean.
551
00:34:25,272 --> 00:34:26,853
Oiled.
552
00:34:29,234 --> 00:34:32,101
So that your action is beautiful.
553
00:34:36,074 --> 00:34:38,315
Smooth charlene.
554
00:35:00,515 --> 00:35:03,052
I eonard talks to his rifle.
555
00:35:05,312 --> 00:35:06,927
Yeah.
556
00:35:14,321 --> 00:35:17,358
I don't think Leonard
can hack it anymore.
557
00:35:18,658 --> 00:35:21,320
I think Leonard's a section eight.
558
00:35:24,914 --> 00:35:26,870
It don't surprise me.
559
00:35:37,427 --> 00:35:40,715
I wanna slip my tube steak
into your sister.
560
00:35:43,808 --> 00:35:46,015
What will you take in trade?
561
00:35:48,229 --> 00:35:50,140
What do you got?
562
00:36:04,746 --> 00:36:06,407
Outstanding, private pyle.
563
00:36:06,581 --> 00:36:09,243
I think we finally found
something that you do well.
564
00:36:09,417 --> 00:36:11,282
Sir, yes, sir.
565
00:36:14,673 --> 00:36:16,459
What's your sixth general order?
566
00:36:16,633 --> 00:36:19,090
Sir, the sixth general order
is to receive and obey...
567
00:36:19,260 --> 00:36:21,717
And pass on to the sentry
who relieves me
568
00:36:21,888 --> 00:36:23,628
all orders
569
00:36:23,807 --> 00:36:25,593
sir, the private's sixth general...
570
00:36:25,767 --> 00:36:28,179
The private has been instructed
but does not know.
571
00:36:28,353 --> 00:36:31,595
You slimy scumbag,
get on your face and give me 25.
572
00:36:31,773 --> 00:36:33,889
Sir, aye, aye, sir.
573
00:36:38,113 --> 00:36:40,445
How many counts in that movement
you just executed?
574
00:36:40,615 --> 00:36:43,778
Sir, four counts, sir.
What's the idea of looking in the chamber?
575
00:36:43,952 --> 00:36:48,241
Sir, to guarantee the private is not giving
the inspecting officer a loaded weapon, sir.
576
00:36:48,415 --> 00:36:49,905
What's your fifth general order?
577
00:36:50,083 --> 00:36:54,122
Sir, the fifth general order is to quit
my post only when properly relieved, sir.
578
00:36:54,295 --> 00:36:56,081
What's this weapon's name,
private pyle?
579
00:36:56,256 --> 00:36:59,089
Sir, the private's weapon's name
is charlene, sir.
580
00:36:59,259 --> 00:37:02,001
Private pyle, you are definitely
born-again hard.
581
00:37:02,178 --> 00:37:05,796
Hell, I may even allow you to serve
as a rifleman in my beloved corps.
582
00:37:05,974 --> 00:37:08,056
Sir, yes, sir.
583
00:37:10,478 --> 00:37:13,140
♪ I don't want no teenage queen
584
00:37:13,314 --> 00:37:15,930
♪ I don't want no teenage queen
585
00:37:16,109 --> 00:37:18,771
♪ I just want my m14
586
00:37:18,945 --> 00:37:21,527
♪ I just want my m14
587
00:37:21,698 --> 00:37:24,405
♪ if I die in a combat zone
588
00:37:24,576 --> 00:37:27,158
♪ if I die in a combat zone
589
00:37:27,328 --> 00:37:29,865
♪ box me up and ship me home
590
00:37:30,039 --> 00:37:32,655
♪ box me up and ship me home
591
00:37:32,834 --> 00:37:35,496
♪ pin my medals upon my chest
592
00:37:35,670 --> 00:37:38,252
♪ pin my medals upon my chest
593
00:37:38,423 --> 00:37:41,005
♪ tell my mom I done my best
594
00:37:41,176 --> 00:37:43,667
♪ tell my mom I done my best
595
00:37:45,180 --> 00:37:48,798
graduation is only a few days away...
596
00:37:48,975 --> 00:37:53,514
And the recruits of platoon 3092
are salty.
597
00:37:53,688 --> 00:37:57,681
They are ready to eat their own guts
and ask for seconds.
598
00:37:58,234 --> 00:38:03,695
The drill instructors are proud to see
that we are growing beyond their control.
599
00:38:04,032 --> 00:38:07,445
The marine corps does not want robots.
600
00:38:07,619 --> 00:38:10,577
The marine corps wants killers.
601
00:38:10,747 --> 00:38:14,535
The marine corps wants to build
indestructible men.
602
00:38:14,709 --> 00:38:17,496
Men without fear
603
00:38:19,547 --> 00:38:24,041
today, you people are
no longer maggots.
604
00:38:25,553 --> 00:38:29,171
Today, you are marines.
605
00:38:29,724 --> 00:38:32,557
You're part of a brotherhood.
606
00:38:32,727 --> 00:38:36,845
From now on, until the day you die...
607
00:38:37,023 --> 00:38:39,309
Wwherever you are...
608
00:38:39,484 --> 00:38:42,976
Every marine is your brother.
609
00:38:44,072 --> 00:38:47,189
Most of you will go to Vietnam.
610
00:38:47,367 --> 00:38:50,575
Some of you will not come back.
611
00:38:50,745 --> 00:38:52,952
But always remember this:
612
00:38:53,122 --> 00:38:54,987
Marines die
613
00:38:55,166 --> 00:38:57,703
that's what we're here for.
614
00:38:57,877 --> 00:39:00,960
But the marine corps lives forever...
615
00:39:01,130 --> 00:39:05,874
And that means you live forever.
616
00:39:09,764 --> 00:39:11,425
- Peckett.
- Sir, yes, sir.
617
00:39:11,599 --> 00:39:13,260
0300, infantry.
618
00:39:13,434 --> 00:39:15,015
- Toe jam.
- Sir, yes, sir.
619
00:39:15,186 --> 00:39:17,051
0300, infantry.
620
00:39:17,230 --> 00:39:18,936
- Adams.
- Sir, yes, sir.
621
00:39:19,107 --> 00:39:20,768
1800, engineers.
622
00:39:20,942 --> 00:39:22,478
You go out and find mines.
623
00:39:22,652 --> 00:39:24,438
- Cowboy.
- Sir, yes, sir.
624
00:39:24,612 --> 00:39:26,477
0300, infantry.
625
00:39:26,656 --> 00:39:28,066
- Taylor.
- Sir, yes, sir.
626
00:39:28,241 --> 00:39:30,027
0300, infantry.
627
00:39:30,201 --> 00:39:31,782
- Joker.
- Sir, yes, sir.
628
00:39:31,953 --> 00:39:35,116
4212, basic military journalism.
629
00:39:35,290 --> 00:39:37,326
You gotta be shitting me, joker.
630
00:39:37,500 --> 00:39:39,036
You think you're Mickey spillane?
631
00:39:39,210 --> 00:39:41,246
You think you're some kind
of fucking writer?
632
00:39:41,421 --> 00:39:43,833
Sir, I wrote for
my high school newspaper, sir.
633
00:39:44,007 --> 00:39:47,670
Jesus h. Christ.
You're not a writer, you're a killer.
634
00:39:47,844 --> 00:39:49,084
A killer, yes, sir.
635
00:39:49,262 --> 00:39:50,798
Gomer pyle.
636
00:39:50,972 --> 00:39:53,588
- Gomer pyle.
- Sir, yes, sir.
637
00:39:53,766 --> 00:39:57,679
You forget your fucking name?
0300, infantry. You made it.
638
00:39:57,854 --> 00:39:59,970
- Perkins.
- Sir, yes, sir.
639
00:40:04,152 --> 00:40:06,985
Our last night on the island.
640
00:40:07,155 --> 00:40:09,692
I draw fire watch.
641
00:41:12,512 --> 00:41:15,629
Hi, joker.
642
00:41:37,620 --> 00:41:41,158
Are those live rounds?
643
00:41:47,171 --> 00:41:51,005
Seven-six-two millimeter.
644
00:41:52,635 --> 00:41:56,048
Full metal jacket.
645
00:42:04,605 --> 00:42:06,561
I eonard
646
00:42:06,733 --> 00:42:10,601
if hartman comes in here
and catches us
647
00:42:11,779 --> 00:42:14,816
we'll both be in a world of shit.
648
00:42:18,119 --> 00:42:20,405
I am
649
00:42:21,748 --> 00:42:24,114
na world...
650
00:42:25,668 --> 00:42:28,205
Of shit.
651
00:42:31,466 --> 00:42:32,672
I eft shoulder.
652
00:42:35,261 --> 00:42:36,626
Right shoulder.
653
00:42:39,766 --> 00:42:41,006
I ock and load.
654
00:42:45,813 --> 00:42:47,178
Order.
655
00:42:50,026 --> 00:42:51,812
This is my rifle.
656
00:42:51,986 --> 00:42:54,773
There are many like it,
but this one is mine.
657
00:42:56,032 --> 00:42:59,320
My rifle is my best friend.
It is my life.
658
00:42:59,494 --> 00:43:01,985
Get back in your bunks.
659
00:43:02,163 --> 00:43:04,324
What is this Mickey mouse shit?
660
00:43:04,499 --> 00:43:09,368
What in the name of Jesus h. Christ
are you animals doing in my head?
661
00:43:09,545 --> 00:43:12,878
Why is private pyle out of his bunk
after lights out?
662
00:43:13,049 --> 00:43:15,882
Why is private pyle
holding that weapon?
663
00:43:16,052 --> 00:43:19,419
Why aren't you stomping
private pyle's guts out?
664
00:43:19,597 --> 00:43:22,805
Sir, it is the private's duty
to inform the senior drill instructor.
665
00:43:22,975 --> 00:43:27,685
That private pyle has a full magazine
and has locked and loaded, sir.
666
00:43:35,279 --> 00:43:39,022
Now you listen to me, private pyle...
667
00:43:39,200 --> 00:43:41,942
And you listen good.
668
00:43:42,370 --> 00:43:44,656
I want that weapon...
669
00:43:44,831 --> 00:43:47,447
And I want it now.
670
00:43:47,959 --> 00:43:52,202
You will place that rifle
on the deck at your feet...
671
00:43:52,380 --> 00:43:55,213
And step back away from it.
672
00:44:02,682 --> 00:44:06,174
What is your major malfunction,
numb-nuts?
673
00:44:06,352 --> 00:44:10,595
Didn't mommy and daddy show you
enough attention when you were a child?
674
00:44:36,174 --> 00:44:38,256
Easy, Leonard.
675
00:44:41,721 --> 00:44:43,757
Go easy, man.
676
00:45:09,457 --> 00:45:10,697
No!
677
00:45:39,321 --> 00:45:43,367
♪ You keep sayin' you've got somethin' for me ♪
678
00:45:45,160 --> 00:45:48,580
♪ Somethin' you call love, but confess I
679
00:45:50,707 --> 00:45:54,628
♪ You've been a-messin'
Where you shouldn't have been a-messin'&
680
00:45:56,129 --> 00:46:00,217
♪ And now someone else is gettin' all your best ♪
681
00:46:01,927 --> 00:46:04,846
♪ These boots are made for walkin' ♪
682
00:46:04,930 --> 00:46:07,265
♪ And that's just what they'll do I
683
00:46:08,016 --> 00:46:11,311
♪ One of these days these boots are gonna... ♪
684
00:46:11,385 --> 00:46:12,846
Hey, baby.
685
00:46:13,020 --> 00:46:16,057
You got girlfriend vietham?
686
00:46:16,232 --> 00:46:18,848
Not just this minute.
687
00:46:19,026 --> 00:46:22,359
Well, baby, me so horny.
688
00:46:22,530 --> 00:46:24,691
Me so horny.
689
00:46:24,865 --> 00:46:27,402
Me love you long time.
690
00:46:27,952 --> 00:46:29,192
You party?
691
00:46:29,370 --> 00:46:31,486
Yeah, we might party.
692
00:46:31,664 --> 00:46:34,451
- How much?
- Fifteen dollar.
693
00:46:34,625 --> 00:46:38,664
- Fifteen dollars for both of us.
- No. Each you $15.
694
00:46:38,838 --> 00:46:40,749
Me love you long time.
695
00:46:40,923 --> 00:46:43,539
Me so horny.
696
00:46:43,718 --> 00:46:46,050
Fifteen dollar too beaucoup.
697
00:46:46,220 --> 00:46:49,462
- Five dollars each.
- Me sucky-sucky.
698
00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:52,222
Me love you too much.
699
00:46:53,644 --> 00:46:56,932
Five dollars is all my mom
allows me to spend.
700
00:46:57,106 --> 00:47:00,064
Okay. Ten dollar each.
701
00:47:00,234 --> 00:47:02,725
What do we get for $107?
702
00:47:02,903 --> 00:47:05,690
Everything you want.
703
00:47:05,865 --> 00:47:09,028
- Everything?
- Everything.
704
00:47:10,077 --> 00:47:14,161
Well, old buddy, feel like spending
some of your hard-earned money?
705
00:47:14,332 --> 00:47:16,243
Just a minute.
706
00:47:16,584 --> 00:47:20,702
You know, half these gook whores
are serving officers in the Vietcong.
707
00:47:20,880 --> 00:47:22,620
The other half have got tb.
708
00:47:23,466 --> 00:47:25,761
Be sure you only fuck
the ones that cough.
709
00:47:25,844 --> 00:47:29,514
♪ And what he knows, you ain't had time to learn ♪
710
00:47:34,895 --> 00:47:37,314
♪ And that's just what they'll do I
711
00:47:37,397 --> 00:47:42,569
♪ One of these days these boots
Are gonna walk all over you ♪
712
00:48:14,725 --> 00:48:17,967
That little sucker really had
some moves on him, didn't he?
713
00:48:18,145 --> 00:48:19,806
Yeah.
714
00:48:21,649 --> 00:48:24,231
You know what really pisses me off
about these people?
715
00:48:24,402 --> 00:48:25,733
What?
716
00:48:25,945 --> 00:48:29,779
We're supposed to be helping them, and they
shit all over us every chance they get.
717
00:48:29,949 --> 00:48:31,905
I just can't feature that.
718
00:48:32,076 --> 00:48:35,534
Don't take it too hard, rafterman.
It's just business.
719
00:48:37,331 --> 00:48:40,698
I hate da nang, joker.
I wanna go out into the field.
720
00:48:40,876 --> 00:48:42,832
I've been in country
almost three months
721
00:48:43,003 --> 00:48:45,790
and all I do is take handshake shots
at award ceremonies.
722
00:48:45,965 --> 00:48:49,002
You'd get wasted your first day in
the field and it'd be my fault.
723
00:48:49,176 --> 00:48:51,462
A high school girl could do my job.
724
00:48:51,637 --> 00:48:53,423
I wanna get out into the shit.
725
00:48:53,597 --> 00:48:56,179
I wanna get some trigger time.
726
00:48:57,101 --> 00:49:00,593
If you get killed, your mom will find me
after I rotate back to the world.
727
00:49:00,771 --> 00:49:02,511
And she'll beat the shit out of me.
728
00:49:02,690 --> 00:49:05,181
That's a negative, rafterman.
729
00:49:07,945 --> 00:49:11,904
Okay, guys. Let's keep it short and sweet
today. Anybody got anything new?
730
00:49:14,243 --> 00:49:17,906
There's a rumor going around that
the tet ceasefire is gonna be canceled.
731
00:49:18,372 --> 00:49:19,862
Rear-Echelon paranoia.
732
00:49:20,207 --> 00:49:24,325
A bro in intelligence says Charlie might
try to pull off something big during tet.
733
00:49:24,503 --> 00:49:26,960
They say the same thing every year.
734
00:49:27,131 --> 00:49:28,917
There's a lot of talk about it, sir.
735
00:49:29,091 --> 00:49:30,877
I wouldn't lose any sleep over it.
736
00:49:31,051 --> 00:49:35,215
The tet holiday is like the fourth of July,
Christmas and new year all rolled into one.
737
00:49:35,389 --> 00:49:38,756
Every zipperhead in nam,
north and south, will be banging gongs...
738
00:49:38,934 --> 00:49:41,801
Barking at the moon
and visiting his dead relatives.
739
00:49:42,229 --> 00:49:45,562
Right. Ann-Margret
and entourage are due here next week.
740
00:49:45,733 --> 00:49:49,021
I want someone on the airfield
and stick with her for a couple of days.
741
00:49:49,195 --> 00:49:51,652
- Rafterman, you take it.
- Aye, aye, sir.
742
00:49:51,822 --> 00:49:53,528
And get some good low-angle stuff.
743
00:49:53,699 --> 00:49:57,738
Don't make it too obvious,
but I wanna see fur and early-morning dew.
744
00:49:57,912 --> 00:50:00,198
- Yes, sir.
- "Diplomats in dungarees.
745
00:50:00,372 --> 00:50:04,081
Marine engineers lend a helping hand
rebuilding dong phuc village recently..."
746
00:50:04,251 --> 00:50:07,539
Chili, if we move viethamese,
they are evacuees...
747
00:50:07,713 --> 00:50:10,796
If they come to us to be evacuated,
they are refugees.
748
00:50:10,966 --> 00:50:12,752
I'll make a note of it, sir.
749
00:50:13,427 --> 00:50:15,918
"Nva soldier deserts
after reading pamphlets.
750
00:50:16,096 --> 00:50:20,135
A young north vietnamese army regular,
who realized his side could not win
751
00:50:20,309 --> 00:50:23,096
deserted from his unit after reading
open arms pamphlets."
752
00:50:23,270 --> 00:50:26,387
That's good, Dave. But why say
north vietnamese army regular?
753
00:50:26,565 --> 00:50:30,274
Is there an irregular?
How about north vietnamese army soldier?
754
00:50:30,444 --> 00:50:31,524
I'll fix it up, sir.
755
00:50:31,946 --> 00:50:33,982
Lawrence Welk show
is outon TV in two weeks.
756
00:50:34,156 --> 00:50:35,316
Dave, do 100 words on it.
757
00:50:35,491 --> 00:50:38,028
- Aftv will give you some background stuff.
- Sir.
758
00:50:38,202 --> 00:50:39,942
"Not while we're eating.
759
00:50:40,120 --> 00:50:42,657
Nva learned marines
on a search-and-destroy mission...
760
00:50:42,831 --> 00:50:45,163
Don't like to be interrupted
while eating chow."
761
00:50:45,334 --> 00:50:49,247
Search-and-destroy. We have a new
directive from maf on this.
762
00:50:49,505 --> 00:50:53,999
In future, in place of search-and-destroy,
substitute the phrase sweep-and-clear.
763
00:50:54,176 --> 00:50:57,464
- Sweep-and-clear, got it?
- Got it. Very catchy.
764
00:50:58,305 --> 00:51:00,591
And, joker, where's the weenie?
765
00:51:01,141 --> 00:51:02,722
Sir?
766
00:51:02,893 --> 00:51:06,806
The kill, joker. The kill. I mean, all that
fire, the grunts must have hit something.
767
00:51:06,981 --> 00:51:08,266
Didn't see them.
768
00:51:09,316 --> 00:51:12,683
Joker, I've told you,
we run two basic stories here
769
00:51:12,861 --> 00:51:16,319
grunts who give half their pay to buy
gooks toothbrushes and deodorants.
770
00:51:16,490 --> 00:51:18,776
Winning of hearts and minds. Okay?
771
00:51:18,951 --> 00:51:22,535
And combat action that results in a kill.
Winning the war.
772
00:51:22,705 --> 00:51:26,414
Now, you must have seen blood trails.
Drag marks?
773
00:51:26,584 --> 00:51:28,245
It was raining, sir.
774
00:51:28,752 --> 00:51:31,585
Well, that's why god passed
the law of probability.
775
00:51:31,755 --> 00:51:34,838
Now rewrite it and give it
a happy ending. Say, one killed.
776
00:51:35,009 --> 00:51:37,375
Make it a sapper or an officer. Which?
777
00:51:37,886 --> 00:51:39,217
Whichever you say.
778
00:51:39,388 --> 00:51:41,845
Grunts like reading about dead officers.
779
00:51:42,016 --> 00:51:45,258
Okay, an officer. How about a general?
780
00:51:45,728 --> 00:51:47,013
Joker
781
00:51:47,187 --> 00:51:50,600
maybe you'd like our guys
to read the paper and feel bad.
782
00:51:50,774 --> 00:51:53,891
I mean, in case you didn't know it,
this is not a very popular war.
783
00:51:54,069 --> 00:51:56,185
Now, it is our job to report the news...
784
00:51:56,363 --> 00:51:59,446
That these why-are-we-here
civilian newsmen ignore.
785
00:52:00,200 --> 00:52:03,818
Sir, maybe you should go out
on some ops yourself.
786
00:52:03,996 --> 00:52:07,705
I'm sure you could find a lot more
blood trails and drag marks.
787
00:52:08,334 --> 00:52:10,325
Joker, I've had my ass in the grass.
788
00:52:10,502 --> 00:52:12,458
Can't say I liked it much.
789
00:52:12,630 --> 00:52:15,622
Lots of bugs and too dangerous.
790
00:52:15,799 --> 00:52:18,836
As it happens, my present duties
keep me where I belong...
791
00:52:19,011 --> 00:52:21,218
In the rear with the gear.
792
00:52:22,932 --> 00:52:29,022
♪ Goin' to the chapel
And we're gonna get married ♪
793
00:52:29,196 --> 00:52:31,729
Tet. The year of the monkey.
794
00:52:31,899 --> 00:52:35,016
Viethamese I unar new year's fve.
795
00:52:35,194 --> 00:52:40,279
Down in dogpatch, the gooks are
shooting off fireworks to celebrate.
796
00:52:40,909 --> 00:52:44,287
♪ Gonna get married ♪
797
00:52:44,371 --> 00:52:46,539
♪ Goin' to the chapel... ♪
798
00:52:48,999 --> 00:52:52,662
I am fucking bored to death, man.
799
00:52:53,253 --> 00:52:55,744
I gotta get back in the shit.
800
00:52:55,923 --> 00:52:59,006
I ain't heard a shot fired
in anger in weeks.
801
00:52:59,802 --> 00:53:01,167
Joker's so tough...
802
00:53:01,428 --> 00:53:04,795
Ne'd eat the boogers
out of a dead man's nose
803
00:53:04,973 --> 00:53:06,884
then ask for seconds.
804
00:53:07,393 --> 00:53:09,429
Listen up, pilgrim.
805
00:53:09,603 --> 00:53:14,097
A day without blood is
like a day without sunshine.
806
00:53:14,608 --> 00:53:15,893
Shit.
807
00:53:16,068 --> 00:53:19,936
Joker thinks the bad bush is between
an old mama-San's legs.
808
00:53:20,114 --> 00:53:22,070
He's never been in the shit
809
00:53:22,241 --> 00:53:24,948
it's hard to talk about it, man.
It's like on Hastings.
810
00:53:25,119 --> 00:53:27,656
You weren't on
operation Hastings, payback.
811
00:53:27,830 --> 00:53:30,492
- You weren't even in country.
- Eat shit and die...
812
00:53:30,666 --> 00:53:33,533
You fucking Spanish-American.
You fucking pogue.
813
00:53:33,711 --> 00:53:35,121
I was there, man.
814
00:53:35,295 --> 00:53:37,001
I was in the shit with the grunts.
815
00:53:37,172 --> 00:53:40,960
Don't listen to
any of payback's bullshit, rafterman.
816
00:53:41,135 --> 00:53:44,548
Sometimes he thinks he's John Wayne.
817
00:53:45,264 --> 00:53:46,720
You listen to joker, new guy.
818
00:53:46,890 --> 00:53:48,505
He knows fi ti
819
00:53:48,684 --> 00:53:50,220
very little.
820
00:53:50,394 --> 00:53:53,181
You know he's never been in the shit.
He ain't got the stare.
821
00:53:53,355 --> 00:53:56,893
- The stare?
- The thousand-yard stare.
822
00:53:57,067 --> 00:54:00,059
A marine gets it after he's been
in the shit for too long.
823
00:54:00,237 --> 00:54:01,773
It's like...
824
00:54:02,156 --> 00:54:04,067
It's like you're really seeing beyond.
825
00:54:04,825 --> 00:54:06,031
I got it.
826
00:54:06,201 --> 00:54:08,032
All field marines got it.
827
00:54:08,203 --> 00:54:09,693
And you'll have it too.
828
00:54:09,872 --> 00:54:11,157
I will?
829
00:54:11,331 --> 00:54:12,912
Hey, payback...
830
00:54:13,083 --> 00:54:16,166
How do you stop five black dudes
from raping a white chick?
831
00:54:16,795 --> 00:54:19,662
Fuck you, stork.
Throw them a basketball.
832
00:54:24,678 --> 00:54:26,794
- Incoming.
- Oh, shit.
833
00:54:28,474 --> 00:54:30,339
Them are outgoing.
834
00:54:32,311 --> 00:54:34,518
- That ain't outgoing.
- That ain't outgoing.
835
00:54:34,688 --> 00:54:36,349
Now, what did I just say?
836
00:55:14,436 --> 00:55:17,678
Hey, I hope they're just fucking with us.
837
00:55:17,856 --> 00:55:21,098
I ain't ready for this shit.
Amen.
838
00:56:14,037 --> 00:56:15,948
Cease fire.
839
00:56:20,002 --> 00:56:22,118
- Cease fire.
- Cease fire.
840
00:56:25,799 --> 00:56:27,790
Cease fire.
841
00:56:38,770 --> 00:56:40,761
The enemy...
842
00:56:40,939 --> 00:56:43,430
Has very decelitfully...
843
00:56:43,609 --> 00:56:46,476
Taken advantage
of the tet ceasefire
844
00:56:46,653 --> 00:56:49,986
to launch an offensive
all over the country.
845
00:56:50,324 --> 00:56:53,987
So far, we've had it pretty easy here.
846
00:56:54,161 --> 00:56:56,322
But we seem to be the exception.
847
00:56:57,080 --> 00:57:01,824
Charlie has hit every major military target
in Vietnam and hit them hard.
848
00:57:02,002 --> 00:57:07,872
In Saigon the United States embassy
has been overrun by suicide squads.
849
00:57:08,050 --> 00:57:10,006
- Shit.
- Jesus Christ, man.
850
00:57:10,177 --> 00:57:13,669
Khe sanh is standing by to be overrun.
851
00:57:14,973 --> 00:57:17,510
We also have reports
that a division of nva
852
00:57:22,814 --> 00:57:25,851
In strategic terms,
Charlie's cut the country in half...
853
00:57:26,026 --> 00:57:28,813
The civilian press
are about to wet their pants...
854
00:57:28,987 --> 00:57:33,902
And we've heard even cronkite's
gonna say the war is now unwinnable.
855
00:57:34,534 --> 00:57:36,240
In other words
856
00:57:36,411 --> 00:57:41,246
it's a huge shit sandwich
and we're all gonna have to take a bite.
857
00:57:44,127 --> 00:57:45,867
Sir.
858
00:57:46,213 --> 00:57:49,046
Does this mean that Ann-Margret's
not coming?
859
00:57:53,887 --> 00:57:58,221
Joker, I want you
to get straight up to phu bai.
860
00:57:58,725 --> 00:58:01,888
Captain January will need all his people.
861
00:58:02,062 --> 00:58:04,348
- Yes, sir.
- And, joker...
862
00:58:04,523 --> 00:58:07,515
You will take off that damn button.
863
00:58:07,693 --> 00:58:11,106
How's it gonna look if you get killed
wearing a peace symbol?
864
00:58:11,279 --> 00:58:12,735
Sir.
865
00:58:12,906 --> 00:58:15,113
Permission to go with joker?
866
00:58:15,826 --> 00:58:17,782
- Permission granted.
- Thank you, sir.
867
00:58:17,953 --> 00:58:20,911
Sir, permission not to take
rafterman with me?
868
00:58:21,081 --> 00:58:23,163
You still here?
869
00:58:23,333 --> 00:58:26,951
Vanish, joker, most Ricky-tick,
and take rafterman with you.
870
00:58:27,129 --> 00:58:29,461
You're responsible for him.
871
00:59:05,292 --> 00:59:06,953
(Set some.
872
00:59:07,794 --> 00:59:09,500
(Set some.
873
00:59:12,132 --> 00:59:14,999
(Get some. Get some. Yeah yeah.
874
00:59:16,011 --> 00:59:19,754
Get some. Get some.
Come on. Come on.
875
00:59:23,810 --> 00:59:25,391
(Set some.
876
00:59:32,903 --> 00:59:35,064
Get some, baby.
877
00:59:35,405 --> 00:59:37,817
(Get some. Get some. (Get some.
878
00:59:38,825 --> 00:59:41,441
Get some. Get some, come on.
Get it, come on.
879
00:59:41,620 --> 00:59:44,111
Get some. Get some. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
880
00:59:44,289 --> 00:59:46,496
I've got you, mother.
881
00:59:51,338 --> 00:59:54,455
Anyone who runs is a vc.
882
00:59:55,008 --> 00:59:57,545
Anyone who stands still...
883
00:59:57,719 --> 01:00:00,677
Is a well-disciplined vc.
884
01:00:02,599 --> 01:00:06,217
You guys ought to do a story
about me sometime.
885
01:00:07,395 --> 01:00:10,478
Why should we do a story about you?
886
01:00:10,857 --> 01:00:12,939
Because I'm so fucking good.
887
01:00:13,110 --> 01:00:15,226
That ain't no shit neither.
888
01:00:15,403 --> 01:00:19,863
I've done got me 157 dead gooks killed.
889
01:00:20,033 --> 01:00:22,820
And 50 water buffaloes too.
890
01:00:22,994 --> 01:00:25,781
Them are all certified.
891
01:00:25,956 --> 01:00:28,823
Any women or children?
892
01:00:29,334 --> 01:00:30,949
Sometimes.
893
01:00:32,087 --> 01:00:35,796
How can you shoot women and children?
894
01:00:36,383 --> 01:00:37,714
Easy.
895
01:00:37,884 --> 01:00:40,250
You just don't lead them so much.
896
01:00:41,805 --> 01:00:43,761
Ain't war hell?
897
01:01:20,343 --> 01:01:22,459
Top, we wanna get in the shit.
898
01:01:22,637 --> 01:01:24,127
Down the road. Two-five.
899
01:01:24,306 --> 01:01:27,093
Two-five. Outstanding. Thanks, top.
900
01:01:51,833 --> 01:01:53,448
Fxcuse me.
901
01:01:53,627 --> 01:01:54,992
Sir.
902
01:01:55,170 --> 01:01:58,287
We're looking for 1st platoon,
hotel two-five.
903
01:01:58,465 --> 01:01:59,875
I got a bro named cowboy there.
904
01:02:00,050 --> 01:02:01,460
You people one-one?
905
01:02:01,635 --> 01:02:03,921
No, sir.
We're reporters from stars and stripes.
906
01:02:04,095 --> 01:02:05,926
- Stars and stripes?
- Yes, sir.
907
01:02:06,097 --> 01:02:08,133
I'm cowboy's platoon commander.
908
01:02:08,308 --> 01:02:11,095
Cowboy's just down the road
in the platoon area.
909
01:02:11,269 --> 01:02:14,932
- You mind if we tag along, sir?
- No problem. Welcome aboard.
910
01:02:15,106 --> 01:02:18,314
By the way, my name's schinoski.
Walter j schinoski
911
01:02:18,485 --> 01:02:20,726
my people call me Mr. touchdown.
912
01:02:20,904 --> 01:02:22,394
I played ball for notre dame.
913
01:02:22,572 --> 01:02:23,857
Notre dame? Yeah
914
01:02:24,032 --> 01:02:26,739
- all right.
- You here to make cowboy famous?
915
01:02:26,910 --> 01:02:28,491
Never happen, sir.
916
01:02:28,662 --> 01:02:32,951
Well, if you people came looking for
a story, this is your lucky day.
917
01:02:33,124 --> 01:02:36,287
We got condition red
and we're definitely expecting rain.
918
01:02:36,461 --> 01:02:39,203
Outstanding, sir.
We taking care of business?
919
01:02:39,381 --> 01:02:40,871
Well, the nva are dug in deep.
920
01:02:41,049 --> 01:02:43,586
Hotel company's still working
this side of the river.
921
01:02:43,760 --> 01:02:45,967
Street by street and house by house.
922
01:02:46,137 --> 01:02:48,128
Charles definitely
got his shit together...
923
01:02:48,306 --> 01:02:50,547
But we're still getting
some decent kills here.
924
01:02:50,725 --> 01:02:54,934
We heard some scuttlebutt, sir, about
the nva executing a lot of gook civilians.
925
01:02:55,105 --> 01:02:56,515
That's affirmative.
926
01:02:56,690 --> 01:03:00,353
I saw some bodies about a half a klick
this side of phu cam canal.
927
01:03:00,527 --> 01:03:02,688
Will you show me where, sir?
928
01:03:05,031 --> 01:03:06,612
Here's the canal.
929
01:03:29,597 --> 01:03:32,760
The dead have been covered with lime.
930
01:03:33,977 --> 01:03:36,844
The dead know only one thing:
931
01:03:37,522 --> 01:03:40,059
It is better to be alive.
932
01:03:46,364 --> 01:03:47,945
Excuse me”?
933
01:03:48,116 --> 01:03:50,402
- Good morning, lieutenant.
- Morning.
934
01:03:50,577 --> 01:03:54,115
I make it 20.
Is that the official body count, sir?
935
01:03:54,289 --> 01:03:55,745
What outfit are you men with?
936
01:03:55,915 --> 01:03:58,031
Sir, we're reporters
from stars and stripes.
937
01:03:58,293 --> 01:03:59,829
- Oh, I see.
- I'm sergeant joker...
938
01:04:00,003 --> 01:04:02,289
And this photographer is rafterman.
939
01:04:02,464 --> 01:04:05,080
I'm lieutenant cleves
and I'm from Hartford, Connecticut.
940
01:04:05,258 --> 01:04:08,170
Have you got a body count, sir?
“We think it's 20
941
01:04:08,345 --> 01:04:10,427
do you know how it happened, sir?
942
01:04:10,805 --> 01:04:14,593
Well, it seems the nva came in
with a list of gook names.
943
01:04:14,768 --> 01:04:19,307
Government officials, policemen,
arvin officers, school teachers.
944
01:04:19,481 --> 01:04:21,472
They went around
to their houses real polite...
945
01:04:25,487 --> 01:04:27,773
Everybody who turned up got shot.
946
01:04:27,947 --> 01:04:29,562
Some they buried alive.
947
01:04:29,783 --> 01:04:31,114
Ready.
948
01:04:32,702 --> 01:04:34,112
Colonel
949
01:04:35,663 --> 01:04:38,370
marine, what is that button
on your body armor?
950
01:04:38,541 --> 01:04:39,781
A peace symbol, sir.
951
01:04:39,959 --> 01:04:42,575
- Where did you get it?
- I don't remember, sir.
952
01:04:43,004 --> 01:04:44,869
What is that written on your helmet?
953
01:04:45,048 --> 01:04:46,504
Born to kill, sir.
954
01:04:46,758 --> 01:04:49,716
You write born to kill on your helmet
and wear a peace button.
955
01:04:49,886 --> 01:04:52,218
What's that supposed to be,
some kind of sick joke?
956
01:04:52,389 --> 01:04:54,971
- No, sir.
- What is it supposed to mean?
957
01:04:55,141 --> 01:04:56,472
I don't know, sir.
958
01:04:56,643 --> 01:04:58,133
- You don't know much.
- No, sir.
959
01:04:58,311 --> 01:05:01,553
Get your head and your ass wired together
or I will take a shit on you.
960
01:05:01,731 --> 01:05:03,471
- Yes, sir.
- Now answer my question...
961
01:05:03,650 --> 01:05:05,982
Or you'll be standing tall
before the man.
962
01:05:06,152 --> 01:05:09,144
I was trying to suggest something
about the duality of man, sir.
963
01:05:09,322 --> 01:05:12,906
- The what?
- The duality of man. The jungian thing, sir.
964
01:05:14,119 --> 01:05:16,326
- Whose side are you on, son?
- Our side, sir.
965
01:05:16,496 --> 01:05:18,157
- You love your country?
- Yes, sir.
966
01:05:18,331 --> 01:05:19,912
How about getting with the program.
967
01:05:20,083 --> 01:05:22,495
Jump on the team and come on in
for the big win.
968
01:05:22,669 --> 01:05:23,704
Yes, sir.
969
01:05:23,878 --> 01:05:28,338
All I've asked of my marines is for them to
obey my orders as they would god's word.
970
01:05:28,508 --> 01:05:30,248
We are here to help the vietnamese...
971
01:05:30,427 --> 01:05:34,340
Because inside every gook
there is an American trying to get out.
972
01:05:34,514 --> 01:05:36,175
It's a hardball world, son.
973
01:05:36,349 --> 01:05:40,012
We've gotta try to keep our heads
until this peace craze blows over.
974
01:05:40,186 --> 01:05:41,186
Aye, aye, sir.
975
01:05:51,656 --> 01:05:55,365
Hey, bro. We're looking for 1st platoon,
hotel two-five.
976
01:05:55,535 --> 01:05:57,366
Around the back.
977
01:06:05,962 --> 01:06:09,045
- First platoon?
- Yeah, through there.
978
01:06:11,093 --> 01:06:12,386
♪ Wooly Bully ♪
979
01:06:13,012 --> 01:06:14,305
♪ Watch it, now, watch it ♪
980
01:06:15,514 --> 01:06:17,308
♪ Here it come, here it come ♪
981
01:06:21,145 --> 01:06:22,771
♪ Watch it, man, he getcha ♪
982
01:06:30,279 --> 01:06:32,364
♪ Mattie told Hattie ♪
983
01:06:32,739 --> 01:06:34,821
Hey, lone ranger.
984
01:06:36,911 --> 01:06:38,996
♪ Had two big horns ♪
985
01:06:38,870 --> 01:06:42,533
Holy shit. It's the joker.
You old motherfucker.
986
01:06:45,169 --> 01:06:47,713
-♪ Wooly Bully ♪
-♪ Yeah, drive ♪
987
01:06:47,787 --> 01:06:48,587
What's happening?
988
01:06:48,755 --> 01:06:52,589
Thought I hoped I'd never see you again,
you piece of shit.
989
01:06:53,092 --> 01:06:54,628
What's happening, man?
990
01:06:54,802 --> 01:06:58,215
Oh, just waiting to get back
to the land of the big px.
991
01:06:58,389 --> 01:07:00,345
Yeah? Well, why go back?
992
01:07:00,517 --> 01:07:02,053
Here or there, samey-same.
993
01:07:02,227 --> 01:07:03,933
- Been getting any?
- Only your sister.
994
01:07:04,103 --> 01:07:08,187
Well, better my sister than my mom,
though my mom's not bad.
995
01:07:08,775 --> 01:07:11,391
Hey, you hogs, listen up.
996
01:07:11,569 --> 01:07:14,732
This is my bro, joker, from the island,
and thisis?
997
01:07:14,906 --> 01:07:16,862
- Rafterman.
- Rafterman.
998
01:07:17,033 --> 01:07:19,866
They're from stars and stripes.
They'll make you famous.
999
01:07:20,036 --> 01:07:21,321
Fucking a. Yeah
1000
01:07:21,496 --> 01:07:23,452
we're the lusthog squad.
1001
01:07:23,623 --> 01:07:26,160
We're life-takers and heartbreakers.
1002
01:07:26,334 --> 01:07:29,826
We shoot them full of holes
and fill them full of lead.
1003
01:07:34,300 --> 01:07:36,962
You a photographer?
1004
01:07:38,429 --> 01:07:40,966
No, I'm a combat correspondent.
1005
01:07:41,975 --> 01:07:44,466
Oh, you seen much combat?
1006
01:07:47,230 --> 01:07:49,596
Well, I've seen a little on TV.
1007
01:07:53,945 --> 01:07:56,687
You're a real comedian.
1008
01:07:57,991 --> 01:08:00,698
Well, they call me the joker.
1009
01:08:01,995 --> 01:08:04,452
Well, I got a joke for you.
1010
01:08:04,622 --> 01:08:07,864
I'm gonna tear you a new asshole.
1011
01:08:11,087 --> 01:08:12,952
Well, pilgrim...
1012
01:08:13,131 --> 01:08:18,251
Only after you eat the peanuts
out of my shit.
1013
01:08:23,683 --> 01:08:25,765
You talk the talk.
1014
01:08:26,978 --> 01:08:29,811
Do you walk the walk?
1015
01:08:34,193 --> 01:08:35,683
Now, you might not believe it...
1016
01:08:36,112 --> 01:08:41,152
But under fire, animal mother's one of
the finest human beings in the world.
1017
01:08:41,326 --> 01:08:45,444
All he needs is somebody to throw
hand grenades at him the rest of his life.
1018
01:08:45,622 --> 01:08:49,786
That's a Roger, come on.
Sit down. Come on, new guy.
1019
01:08:49,943 --> 01:08:51,378
♪ Wooly bully ♪
1020
01:08:52,545 --> 01:08:54,786
Hey, jungle-bunny.
1021
01:08:54,964 --> 01:08:57,751
Thank god for the sickle cell, huh?
1022
01:08:57,925 --> 01:08:59,756
Yeah, mother.
1023
01:09:01,054 --> 01:09:02,840
Hey, photographer.
1024
01:09:04,223 --> 01:09:06,259
You wanna take a good picture?
1025
01:09:07,560 --> 01:09:08,970
Here, man.
1026
01:09:09,312 --> 01:09:10,768
Take this.
1027
01:09:12,399 --> 01:09:14,234
♪ Come and learn to dance ♪
1028
01:09:14,318 --> 01:09:17,529
♪ Wooly bully ♪
1029
01:09:17,613 --> 01:09:18,989
♪ Wooly bully ♪
1030
01:09:19,656 --> 01:09:22,523
This is my bro.
1031
01:09:22,701 --> 01:09:24,787
♪ Wooly bully
Wooly bully ♪
1032
01:09:24,870 --> 01:09:26,830
♪ Watch it, now, watch it, watch it ;
1033
01:09:32,085 --> 01:09:34,201
This is his party.
1034
01:09:34,379 --> 01:09:36,540
He's the guest of honor.
1035
01:09:37,465 --> 01:09:40,127
Today is his birthday.
1036
01:09:40,760 --> 01:09:43,547
Happy birthday, zipperhead.
1037
01:09:44,555 --> 01:09:46,921
I will never forget this day.
1038
01:09:47,100 --> 01:09:52,436
The day I came to hue city
and fought 1 million nva gooks.
1039
01:09:52,897 --> 01:09:56,185
I love the little commie bastards, man,
I really do.
1040
01:09:56,651 --> 01:09:59,893
These enemy grunts are as hard
as slant-eyed drill instructors.
1041
01:10:01,864 --> 01:10:04,822
These are great days we're living, bros.
1042
01:10:05,952 --> 01:10:09,991
We are jolly green giants,
walking the earth with guns.
1043
01:10:10,748 --> 01:10:13,114
These people we wasted here today...
1044
01:10:13,292 --> 01:10:16,034
Are the finest human beings
we will ever know.
1045
01:10:16,171 --> 01:10:17,965
♪ Watch it, now, watch it
Here it come ♪
1046
01:10:18,339 --> 01:10:20,000
After we rotate back to the world
1047
01:10:20,174 --> 01:10:23,462
we're gonna miss not having
anyone around who's worth shooting.
1048
01:11:29,952 --> 01:11:32,614
- Stay put, keep your heads down.
- Stay put.
1049
01:11:32,789 --> 01:11:34,404
Stay put.
1050
01:11:49,555 --> 01:11:51,637
Shit.
1051
01:11:59,524 --> 01:12:03,016
Delta six actual, this is Murphy. Over.
1052
01:12:04,737 --> 01:12:08,400
Delta six actual, this is Murphy. Over.
1053
01:12:09,534 --> 01:12:10,899
Delta six
1054
01:12:11,077 --> 01:12:14,194
delta six, we are receiving incoming fire
from the vill
1055
01:12:14,664 --> 01:12:16,245
the lieutenant is down.
1056
01:12:16,415 --> 01:12:19,407
We're going to stop here
and check out what's in front of us. Over.
1057
01:12:25,049 --> 01:12:27,506
Okay, lusthog squad, listen up.
1058
01:12:28,219 --> 01:12:30,301
Gonna move up these roads
and check the vill
1059
01:12:30,471 --> 01:12:32,837
I want the third team up this road here.
1060
01:12:33,015 --> 01:12:36,928
First and second fire team behind me
up this other road, okay?
1061
01:12:37,395 --> 01:12:40,262
Let's go. Let's get it done.
1062
01:15:40,746 --> 01:15:42,956
♪ Bird, bird, bird
Bird's the word ♪
1063
01:15:43,039 --> 01:15:45,375
♪ Well, a-bird, bird, bird
Bird is the word ♪
1064
01:15:45,459 --> 01:15:47,711
♪ Well, a-bird, bird, bird
Well, a-bird is the word ♪
1065
01:15:47,794 --> 01:15:49,963
♪ Well, a-bird, bird, bird
Bird's the word ♪
1066
01:15:50,046 --> 01:15:52,299
♪ Well, a-bird, bird, bird
Well, a-bird is the word ♪
1067
01:15:52,382 --> 01:15:54,676
♪ Well, a-bird, bird
Bird's the word ♪
1068
01:15:54,760 --> 01:15:57,012
♪ Well, a-bird, bird, bird
Bird's the word ♪
1069
01:15:57,095 --> 01:15:59,347
♪ Well, a-bird, bird, bird
Well, a-bird is the word ♪
1070
01:15:59,431 --> 01:16:01,475
♪ Well, a-bird, bird
Bird's the word ♪
1071
01:16:01,558 --> 01:16:04,060
♪ Well, don't you know about the bird? ♪
1072
01:16:04,144 --> 01:16:06,396
♪ Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word ♪
1073
01:16:06,480 --> 01:16:08,815
♪ Well, a-bird, bird
Bird's the bird ♪
1074
01:16:13,528 --> 01:16:16,531
♪ Well, everybody's heard about the bird ♪
1075
01:16:16,615 --> 01:16:18,283
♪ Bird, bird, bird
Bird's the word ♪
1076
01:16:18,366 --> 01:16:20,535
♪ Well, a-bird, bird, bird
Bird's the word ♪
1077
01:16:20,619 --> 01:16:22,871
♪ Well, a-bird, bird, bird
Bird's the word ♪
1078
01:16:22,954 --> 01:16:25,248
♪ Well, a-bird, bird
Bird's the word ♪
1079
01:16:25,332 --> 01:16:27,584
♪ Well, a-bird, bird, bird
Bird's the word ♪
1080
01:16:27,667 --> 01:16:29,878
♪ Well, a-bird, bird, bird
Bird's the word ♪
1081
01:16:29,961 --> 01:16:32,255
♪ Well, a-bird, bird, bird
Bird's the word ♪
1082
01:16:32,339 --> 01:16:34,591
♪ Well, a-bird, bird, bird
Bird's the word ♪
1083
01:16:34,674 --> 01:16:36,802
♪ Well, don't you know about the bird? ♪
1084
01:16:36,885 --> 01:16:39,346
♪ Well, everybody talking about the bird ♪
1085
01:16:39,429 --> 01:16:41,723
♪ Well, a-bird, bird
Bird's the word ♪
1086
01:16:42,766 --> 01:16:45,352
♪ Surfing bird ♪
1087
01:17:07,456 --> 01:17:10,163
Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?
1088
01:17:10,334 --> 01:17:13,497
Hey, start the cameras.
This is vietham: The movie.
1089
01:17:13,671 --> 01:17:16,037
Yeah, joker can be John Wayne,
I'l be a horse.
1090
01:17:16,215 --> 01:17:18,877
- T.h.e. Rock can be a rock.
- I'll be Ann-Margret.
1091
01:17:19,051 --> 01:17:20,962
Animal mother can be a rabid buffalo.
1092
01:17:21,137 --> 01:17:23,628
I'll be general custer.
“Who'll be the Indian?
1093
01:17:23,806 --> 01:17:26,843
Hey, we'll let the gooks play the Indians.
1094
01:17:37,779 --> 01:17:39,990
♪ Well, don't you know about the bird? ♪
1095
01:17:40,073 --> 01:17:42,367
♪ Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word ♪
1096
01:17:42,450 --> 01:17:44,661
♪ Well, a-bird, bird
Bird's the word ♪
1097
01:18:05,014 --> 01:18:07,005
You're going home now.
1098
01:18:11,020 --> 01:18:12,851
Semper fi.
1099
01:18:15,816 --> 01:18:18,432
We're mean marines, sir.
1100
01:18:21,780 --> 01:18:23,941
Go easy, bros.
1101
01:18:28,078 --> 01:18:30,114
Better you than me.
1102
01:18:33,834 --> 01:18:36,496
Well, at least they died
for a good cause.
1103
01:18:37,296 --> 01:18:39,537
What cause was that?
1104
01:18:41,050 --> 01:18:42,631
Freedom.
1105
01:18:43,427 --> 01:18:46,339
Flush out your headgear, new guy.
1106
01:18:48,057 --> 01:18:50,924
You think we waste gooks for freedom?
1107
01:18:52,061 --> 01:18:54,268
This is a slaughter.
1108
01:18:55,481 --> 01:18:59,019
If I'm gonna get my balls
blown off for a word
1109
01:19:00,110 --> 01:19:02,977
my word is poon tang.
1110
01:19:05,741 --> 01:19:08,483
Tough break for hand job.
1111
01:19:09,370 --> 01:19:12,828
He was all set
to get shipped out on a medical.
1112
01:19:14,375 --> 01:19:16,331
What was the matter with him?
1113
01:19:18,671 --> 01:19:21,879
He was jerking off 10 times a day.
1114
01:19:23,008 --> 01:19:26,592
It's no shit. At least 10 times a day.
1115
01:19:28,514 --> 01:19:33,850
Last week he was sent down to da nang
to see the Navy head shrinker.
1116
01:19:34,270 --> 01:19:38,354
The crazy fucker starts jerking off
in the waiting room.
1117
01:19:38,857 --> 01:19:41,439
Instant section eight.
1118
01:19:42,111 --> 01:19:45,524
He was just waiting
for his papers to clear division.
1119
01:19:48,033 --> 01:19:50,900
You ready? Turn over.
1120
01:19:52,454 --> 01:19:54,740
Hue city interviews, roll 34.
1121
01:19:56,875 --> 01:20:00,868
Well, like... like you see, you know,
it's a major city...
1122
01:20:01,046 --> 01:20:04,538
So0 we have to assault with tanks,
we roll in the streets.
1123
01:20:04,717 --> 01:20:07,129
So they send us in first to squat...
1124
01:20:07,303 --> 01:20:11,046
Make sure that there are no little
1125
01:20:12,182 --> 01:20:15,390
no vietnamese waiting with b-40 rockets
to blow the tanks away.
1126
01:20:15,561 --> 01:20:18,052
So we clear it out
and we roll the tanks in...
1127
01:20:18,230 --> 01:20:20,562
And basically blow the place to hell.
1128
01:20:21,191 --> 01:20:24,775
When we're in hue,
when we're in hue city...
1129
01:20:24,945 --> 01:20:26,901
It's like a war, you know...
1130
01:20:27,072 --> 01:20:28,983
Like what... what...
1131
01:20:29,158 --> 01:20:32,150
What I thought about a war,
what I thought a war was...
1132
01:20:32,328 --> 01:20:34,785
You know, was supposed to be.
1133
01:20:35,998 --> 01:20:38,205
There's the enemy, you kill them.
1134
01:20:38,792 --> 01:20:41,909
I don't think there's any question
about it. I mean, we're the best.
1135
01:20:42,087 --> 01:20:44,248
I mean, all that bullshit
about the air cav.
1136
01:20:44,423 --> 01:20:46,539
When the shit hits the fan,
who do they call?
1137
01:20:46,717 --> 01:20:50,050
They call mother green
and her killing machine.
1138
01:20:50,220 --> 01:20:53,212
Do I think America belongs in vietham?
1139
01:20:53,891 --> 01:20:57,804
I don't know.
I belong in Vietnam, I'll tell you that.
1140
01:20:57,978 --> 01:21:00,219
Can I quote lbj?
1141
01:21:01,774 --> 01:21:05,266
"I will not send American boys...
1142
01:21:05,444 --> 01:21:07,685
8 or 10,000 miles
around the world
1143
01:21:07,863 --> 01:21:12,072
to do a job that Asian boys
ought to be doing for themselves."
1144
01:21:13,952 --> 01:21:18,286
Personally think they don't really
want to be involved in this war
1145
01:21:18,457 --> 01:21:22,245
you know, I mean, like they...
It's sort of like
1146
01:21:22,795 --> 01:21:26,162
they took away our freedom
and gave it to the gookers, you know.
1147
01:21:26,340 --> 01:21:27,921
But they don't want it.
1148
01:21:28,092 --> 01:21:30,504
They'd rather be alive than free, I guess,
you know.
1149
01:21:30,677 --> 01:21:32,668
Poor, dumb bastards.
1150
01:21:33,555 --> 01:21:38,299
Well, the ones I'm fighting at
are some pretty... pretty bad boys.
1151
01:21:38,477 --> 01:21:40,217
I'm not real
1152
01:21:41,397 --> 01:21:44,230
I'm not real keen
on some of these fellas
1153
01:21:44,400 --> 01:21:47,813
that are supposedly on our side.
1154
01:21:47,986 --> 01:21:50,819
I keep meeting them
coming the other way.
1155
01:21:52,908 --> 01:21:53,943
Yeah.
1156
01:21:54,493 --> 01:21:56,700
I mean, we're getting killed
for these people...
1157
01:21:56,870 --> 01:21:59,031
And they don't even appreciate it.
1158
01:21:59,706 --> 01:22:01,662
They think it's a big joke.
1159
01:22:02,292 --> 01:22:04,283
Well, if you ask me...
1160
01:22:04,753 --> 01:22:06,789
We're shooting the wrong gooks.
1161
01:22:07,256 --> 01:22:10,794
Well, it depends on the situation.
I mean, I'm here to take combat photos.
1162
01:22:10,968 --> 01:22:14,506
But if the shit gets too thick,
I mean, I'll go to the rifle.
1163
01:22:15,514 --> 01:22:18,301
What do I think about
America's involvement in the war?
1164
01:22:18,475 --> 01:22:20,215
Well, I think we should win.
1165
01:22:20,853 --> 01:22:22,844
I hate vietham.
1166
01:22:23,021 --> 01:22:25,057
There's not one horse
in this whole country.
1167
01:22:25,232 --> 01:22:27,348
They don't have one horse in Vietnam.
1168
01:22:27,526 --> 01:22:30,142
There's something
basically wrong with that.
1169
01:22:31,530 --> 01:22:33,521
Well, if they'd send us
more guys, maybe...
1170
01:22:33,699 --> 01:22:37,692
And bomb the hell out of the north,
they might give up.
1171
01:22:38,495 --> 01:22:44,035
I wanted to see exotic vietham,
the Jewel of southeast Asia.
1172
01:22:44,626 --> 01:22:48,995
I wanted to meet interesting and
stimulating people of an ancient culture...
1173
01:22:49,173 --> 01:22:50,458
And kill them
1174
01:22:50,883 --> 01:22:55,718
I wanted to be the first kid on my block
to get a confirmed kill.
1175
01:23:14,406 --> 01:23:16,567
Ten-hut.
1176
01:23:18,410 --> 01:23:19,900
- All right.
- My, oh, my.
1177
01:23:20,078 --> 01:23:22,990
- Good morning, little schoolgirl.
- Look at this lady.
1178
01:23:23,165 --> 01:23:25,247
I'm a little schoolboy too.
1179
01:23:25,626 --> 01:23:26,911
My, my, my.
1180
01:23:27,503 --> 01:23:30,791
- What you got there, chief?
- Do you want number one fucky?
1181
01:23:31,965 --> 01:23:34,798
Hey, any of you boys
want number one fucky?
1182
01:23:34,968 --> 01:23:37,380
I'm so horny,
I can't even get a piece of hand.
1183
01:23:37,554 --> 01:23:40,762
- Me want sucky.
- Sucky, fucky, smoke cigarette in her pussy.
1184
01:23:40,933 --> 01:23:43,470
She give you everything you want,
long time.
1185
01:23:43,685 --> 01:23:47,598
Everything you want.
Hey, how much there, chief?
1186
01:23:47,773 --> 01:23:50,059
- Fifteen dollars each.
- No_
1187
01:23:52,402 --> 01:23:55,064
Fifteen dollar beaucoup money.
1188
01:23:55,239 --> 01:23:56,479
Five dollar each.
1189
01:23:56,657 --> 01:23:58,443
Come on, she love you good.
1190
01:23:58,617 --> 01:24:00,153
Boom-boom long time.
1191
01:24:00,327 --> 01:24:02,033
- Ten dollars.
- Five dollars.
1192
01:24:02,204 --> 01:24:03,660
No ten dollars.
1193
01:24:03,830 --> 01:24:06,037
Be glad to trade you some arvin rifles.
1194
01:24:06,208 --> 01:24:09,041
Ain't never been fired
and only dropped once.
1195
01:24:09,962 --> 01:24:11,702
Okay, $5. You give me.
1196
01:24:11,880 --> 01:24:14,212
- Okay, okay.
- All right.
1197
01:24:15,467 --> 01:24:16,832
Let's get mounted.
1198
01:24:22,266 --> 01:24:23,802
Something wrong there, chief?
1199
01:24:23,976 --> 01:24:25,967
She says no boom-boom
with soul brother.
1200
01:24:26,144 --> 01:24:27,680
What the motherfuck?
1201
01:24:27,854 --> 01:24:30,391
She says soul brother too beaucoup,
too beaucoup.
1202
01:24:30,566 --> 01:24:31,897
What is this, man?
1203
01:24:32,067 --> 01:24:37,152
I think what he's trying to tell you
is you black boys pack too much meat.
1204
01:24:38,156 --> 01:24:40,818
Too beaucoup, too beaucoup.
1205
01:24:40,993 --> 01:24:42,654
Oh, shit.
1206
01:24:42,828 --> 01:24:46,537
This baby-San looks like she could
suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.
1207
01:24:46,707 --> 01:24:49,790
She say too beaucoup, too beaucoup.
1208
01:24:49,960 --> 01:24:51,871
Excuse me, ma'am.
1209
01:24:52,588 --> 01:24:54,579
What we have here, little yellow sister...
1210
01:24:54,756 --> 01:24:59,170
Is @a magnificent specimen
of pure Alabama blacksnake.
1211
01:24:59,386 --> 01:25:01,968
But it ain't too goddamn beaucoup.
1212
01:25:03,015 --> 01:25:04,926
Okay, okay.
1213
01:25:05,642 --> 01:25:07,598
Okay, okay.
1214
01:25:08,937 --> 01:25:11,178
All right. Yeah. This is my boogie.
1215
01:25:11,356 --> 01:25:13,563
- Hey, we need a batting order.
- I'm going first.
1216
01:25:13,734 --> 01:25:17,147
Back off, white bread.
Don't get between a dog and his meat.
1217
01:25:17,321 --> 01:25:20,609
All fucking niggers must fucking hang.
1218
01:25:20,782 --> 01:25:23,899
Hey, animal, man.
You son of a...
1219
01:25:24,077 --> 01:25:28,195
Hey, hey, I won't be long.
I'll skip the foreplay.
1220
01:25:28,373 --> 01:25:30,705
- I don't want it after you, man.
- Fuck you.
1221
01:26:03,909 --> 01:26:06,195
Intelligence passed the word down...
1222
01:26:06,370 --> 01:26:09,908
That during the night
the nva had pulled out of our area...
1223
01:26:10,082 --> 01:26:13,074
To positions across the perfume river.
1224
01:26:13,251 --> 01:26:17,620
Our squad is sent on patrol
to check out the report.
1225
01:26:49,121 --> 01:26:51,863
Face outboard and take cover. Do it.
1226
01:27:05,345 --> 01:27:06,881
Shit.
1227
01:27:15,480 --> 01:27:17,345
He ain't gonna make it.
1228
01:27:20,277 --> 01:27:21,892
Shit.
1229
01:27:28,410 --> 01:27:31,652
Hotel one actual, this is cowboy.
1230
01:27:33,123 --> 01:27:36,615
Hotel one actual, this is cowboy.
1231
01:27:37,502 --> 01:27:38,992
Hotel one. Over.
1232
01:27:39,171 --> 01:27:41,162
Murph, this is cowboy.
1233
01:27:41,339 --> 01:27:44,672
Crazy's hit. Booby trap.
1234
01:27:45,886 --> 01:27:47,592
Wait, one.
1235
01:27:48,764 --> 01:27:53,224
Okay. You're senior nco, cowboy.
You're in charge.
1236
01:27:53,518 --> 01:27:55,133
Continue with the patrol...
Shit.
1237
01:27:55,312 --> 01:27:57,598
- And call in at the next checkpoint.
- Shit.
1238
01:27:57,773 --> 01:28:00,515
Roger. Out.
1239
01:28:06,907 --> 01:28:08,772
I'm squad leader.
1240
01:28:11,787 --> 01:28:14,199
Follow you anywhere, scumbag.
1241
01:28:15,290 --> 01:28:16,871
All right.
1242
01:28:17,667 --> 01:28:19,203
He's dead.
1243
01:29:00,335 --> 01:29:01,871
Cowboy.
1244
01:29:08,677 --> 01:29:09,917
What's up?
1245
01:29:10,220 --> 01:29:13,428
I think we made a mistake
at the last checkpoint.
1246
01:29:13,598 --> 01:29:16,010
Here, see what you think.
1247
01:29:18,103 --> 01:29:21,140
I think we're here.
1248
01:29:21,690 --> 01:29:24,602
And we should be here.
1249
01:29:26,236 --> 01:29:28,352
We're here? Yeah
1250
01:29:28,530 --> 01:29:31,772
- we should be here?
- Yeah. Yeah, that's right.
1251
01:29:37,956 --> 01:29:39,662
Fuck
1252
01:29:45,005 --> 01:29:46,620
What do you think?
1253
01:29:48,300 --> 01:29:51,042
Well, I think we should change direction.
1254
01:30:04,983 --> 01:30:06,564
Okay.
1255
01:30:07,193 --> 01:30:09,229
We'll change direction.
1256
01:30:19,873 --> 01:30:21,454
What's up?
1257
01:30:21,625 --> 01:30:23,536
Changing direction.
1258
01:30:24,252 --> 01:30:25,492
What are we, lost?
1259
01:30:25,670 --> 01:30:28,753
Joker, shut the fuck up.
1260
01:30:29,049 --> 01:30:31,165
Okay, listen up.
1261
01:30:31,343 --> 01:30:33,459
Can you hear me? Yeah
1262
01:30:33,637 --> 01:30:35,468
okay, we're changing direction.
1263
01:30:35,639 --> 01:30:37,345
We're heading over that way.
1264
01:30:37,515 --> 01:30:40,723
Eightball's gonna go over there
and see can he find a way through.
1265
01:30:41,227 --> 01:30:43,639
- Got it?
- Got it.
1266
01:30:44,356 --> 01:30:47,348
Eightball, let's dance.
1267
01:30:47,901 --> 01:30:50,187
Put a nigger behind the trigger.
1268
01:31:51,297 --> 01:31:52,833
Fuck
1269
01:32:08,565 --> 01:32:09,930
Cease fire.
1270
01:32:10,108 --> 01:32:12,019
Cease fire, goddamn it.
1271
01:32:12,193 --> 01:32:14,730
Cool it, goddamn it. Cool it. Cease fire.
1272
01:32:14,904 --> 01:32:16,440
- Hold it.
- Cease fire.
1273
01:32:16,614 --> 01:32:17,820
- Cease fire.
- Cease fire.
1274
01:32:17,991 --> 01:32:21,529
Okay, listen up. Did anybody see a sniper?
Did anybody see anything?
1275
01:32:21,703 --> 01:32:23,364
Anybody see a sniper?
1276
01:32:23,538 --> 01:32:25,028
- Nothing.
- Negative.
1277
01:32:25,206 --> 01:32:29,119
Okay, then save your ammo.
Nobody fire till I tell you.
1278
01:32:30,045 --> 01:32:31,205
Eightball.
1279
01:32:31,379 --> 01:32:33,961
No, no. Cease fire. Cease fire.
1280
01:32:34,132 --> 01:32:35,838
Animal, cease fire.
1281
01:32:36,009 --> 01:32:38,125
Cowboy, it's sergeant Murphy.
1282
01:32:38,303 --> 01:32:39,793
This is cowboy. Over.
1283
01:32:39,971 --> 01:32:43,429
This is Murphy.
What is your present position? Over.
1284
01:32:43,600 --> 01:32:45,886
Murph, we're receiving enemy sniper fire.
1285
01:32:46,061 --> 01:32:47,301
Eightball is down.
1286
01:32:47,479 --> 01:32:50,391
Our position is about half a klick
north of checkpoint four.
1287
01:32:50,565 --> 01:32:54,274
Believe possible strong enemy forces
occupying buildings in front of us.
1288
01:32:54,444 --> 01:32:57,936
Request immediate tank support. Over.
1289
01:32:58,448 --> 01:32:59,813
Roger. Understand.
1290
01:32:59,991 --> 01:33:02,482
I'll see what I can do over
1291
01:33:02,660 --> 01:33:05,026
Roger. Over and out.
1292
01:33:05,205 --> 01:33:07,491
- Stay close.
- Got it.
1293
01:33:08,166 --> 01:33:12,159
Okay, listen up.
I think we're being set up for an ambush.
1294
01:33:12,337 --> 01:33:15,921
I think there may be strong enemy forces
in those buildings over there.
1295
01:33:16,091 --> 01:33:17,956
I've requested tank support.
1296
01:33:18,134 --> 01:33:21,376
We're gonna sit tight till it comes,
but keep your eyes open.
1297
01:33:21,554 --> 01:33:25,593
If they decide to hit us,
we'll have to pull back fast.
1298
01:33:26,643 --> 01:33:29,350
Goddamn it. Halt.
Cease your fire, mother.
1299
01:33:29,521 --> 01:33:31,432
- Cease your fucking fire.
- Cowboy.
1300
01:33:31,606 --> 01:33:33,346
What?
“We can't leave him out there
1301
01:33:33,525 --> 01:33:36,312
we're not leaving him,
we'll get him when the tank comes up.
1302
01:33:36,486 --> 01:33:39,148
He's hit three fucking times.
He can't wait that long.
1303
01:33:39,322 --> 01:33:41,358
I seen this before.
1304
01:33:41,533 --> 01:33:44,741
That sniper's just trying to suck us in,
one at a time.
1305
01:33:46,621 --> 01:33:49,784
Goddamn it. No.
1306
01:33:49,958 --> 01:33:52,870
- Goddamn it, cease fire. Cease fire.
- Man, fuck this...
1307
01:33:53,044 --> 01:33:55,160
Fuck this shit.
I'm going in to bring him out.
1308
01:33:55,338 --> 01:33:58,876
- No, you sit the fuck down, goddamn it.
- Cover me.
1309
01:34:14,816 --> 01:34:19,310
Cease fire, he's there.
Cease fire, he's there.
1310
01:34:19,487 --> 01:34:21,728
Cease fire.
1311
01:34:33,126 --> 01:34:34,411
Hold your fire.
1312
01:34:34,586 --> 01:34:36,622
Hold your fire.
1313
01:34:36,796 --> 01:34:39,287
Cease fire, you can't see the sniper.
1314
01:34:49,267 --> 01:34:51,098
Hold your fire.
1315
01:34:51,769 --> 01:34:54,260
What the fuck do we do now, cowboy?
1316
01:34:55,523 --> 01:34:57,514
Give me that fucking radio.
1317
01:35:01,738 --> 01:35:04,320
Murph? This is cowboy. Over.
1318
01:35:04,490 --> 01:35:05,946
This is Murphy. Over.
1319
01:35:06,117 --> 01:35:08,483
Murph, we're in some deep shit.
I got two men down.
1320
01:35:08,703 --> 01:35:11,615
What's the story
on that fucking tank? Over.
1321
01:35:12,665 --> 01:35:16,123
Sorry, cowboy.
No luck so far with the tank.
1322
01:35:16,294 --> 01:35:18,580
Will advise over.
1323
01:35:19,589 --> 01:35:21,545
Roger. Out.
1324
01:35:21,966 --> 01:35:24,252
Numb-nut bastards.
1325
01:35:24,427 --> 01:35:27,510
- Okay, listen up.
- Listen up.
1326
01:35:28,389 --> 01:35:30,471
Can't afford to wait for the tank.
1327
01:35:30,642 --> 01:35:32,553
I think they're gonna hit us any minute.
1328
01:35:32,727 --> 01:35:34,934
When they do,
we won't have time to pull out.
1329
01:35:35,104 --> 01:35:38,062
We gotta do it now.
Let's get ready to move.
1330
01:35:38,233 --> 01:35:40,474
Ready to pull out.
“Wait a minute. Hold it.
1331
01:35:40,818 --> 01:35:44,686
Hold it, nobody's pulling out.
There's only one sniper there.
1332
01:35:44,864 --> 01:35:46,149
Back off, mother.
1333
01:35:46,324 --> 01:35:49,282
I'm calling the plays.
I say we're pulling out.
1334
01:35:49,452 --> 01:35:51,238
Well, what about doc Jay and eightball?
1335
01:35:51,412 --> 01:35:55,200
I know it's a shitty thing to do, but we
can't refuse to accept the situation.
1336
01:35:55,375 --> 01:35:57,661
We're not leaving
doc Jay and eightball out there.
1337
01:35:57,835 --> 01:35:59,666
Doc Jay and eightball are wasted.
1338
01:35:59,837 --> 01:36:02,544
- You know that.
- Bullshit. Come on, you guys.
1339
01:36:02,715 --> 01:36:05,172
We gotta bring them back.
Let's get them, let's do it.
1340
01:36:05,343 --> 01:36:07,709
Stand down, mother.
That's a direct order.
1341
01:36:11,933 --> 01:36:16,051
Fuck you, cowboy.
Fuck all you assholes.
1342
01:36:18,189 --> 01:36:21,181
- Goddamn it.
- Fucking son of a bitch.
1343
01:36:21,359 --> 01:36:24,066
You motherfucker.
1344
01:36:39,711 --> 01:36:42,453
Doc. Doc. Doc.
1345
01:36:44,299 --> 01:36:46,210
Where's the sniper?
1346
01:36:49,220 --> 01:36:52,383
Doc, where's the sniper?
1347
01:37:01,065 --> 01:37:02,805
Shit.
1348
01:37:04,402 --> 01:37:06,939
Shit. Fuck.
1349
01:37:21,252 --> 01:37:22,867
Fuck
1350
01:37:54,535 --> 01:37:56,651
Hey, cowboy.
1351
01:37:56,996 --> 01:37:58,782
Yeah?
1352
01:37:59,624 --> 01:38:03,116
Doc Jay and eightball are wasted.
1353
01:38:03,753 --> 01:38:07,245
There's only one sniper, nothing else.
1354
01:38:07,632 --> 01:38:11,466
Move up the squad,
you're clear up to here.
1355
01:38:12,303 --> 01:38:13,793
Come on.
1356
01:38:16,432 --> 01:38:18,639
Son of a bitch.
1357
01:38:22,397 --> 01:38:24,979
- Okay, listen up.
- Listen up.
1358
01:38:25,983 --> 01:38:30,226
No-doze, stutten, donlon, rock,
you come with me, we'll take a look.
1359
01:38:30,655 --> 01:38:33,067
The rest of you all stay put
and cover our ass.
1360
01:38:33,241 --> 01:38:36,028
We may be coming back in a big hurry.
1361
01:38:36,911 --> 01:38:39,243
- I'm going with you.
- I'm coming too.
1362
01:38:39,414 --> 01:38:41,245
Okay.
1363
01:38:41,416 --> 01:38:43,077
You all set? Yeah
1364
01:38:43,251 --> 01:38:44,286
I et's move out.
1365
01:38:44,544 --> 01:38:44,703
I et's do it
1366
01:38:44,710 --> 01:38:45,710
I et's do it
1367
01:39:23,916 --> 01:39:25,247
Hey, cowboy.
1368
01:39:25,418 --> 01:39:27,909
Top of the black building,
around the corner.
1369
01:39:47,690 --> 01:39:50,397
Donlon, give me that radio.
1370
01:39:52,904 --> 01:39:54,644
Murphy, this is cowboy. Over.
1371
01:40:05,166 --> 01:40:07,578
- Cowboy.
- Holy shit. That sniper's got a clean shot.
1372
01:40:07,752 --> 01:40:09,617
(Get him the fuck out of here.
1373
01:40:16,344 --> 01:40:19,051
- I ain't got a first aid.
- I don't believe this shit.
1374
01:40:19,222 --> 01:40:21,338
- Give me your hand.
- Shut up.
1375
01:40:21,516 --> 01:40:23,097
- Take it easy, cowboy.
- Don't move.
1376
01:40:23,267 --> 01:40:24,598
- Shit.
- That son of a bitch.
1377
01:40:24,769 --> 01:40:26,600
- You'll be all right.
- You're going home.
1378
01:40:26,771 --> 01:40:29,604
- Shut up.
- Don't shit me.
1379
01:40:29,774 --> 01:40:33,437
You know I'm not gonna shit you, man.
You're my favorite turd.
1380
01:40:34,070 --> 01:40:35,276
Come on. Easy.
1381
01:40:35,655 --> 01:40:36,770
Here you go.
1382
01:40:38,491 --> 01:40:42,404
- Cowboy.
- Hang on, man. Hang on.
1383
01:40:46,249 --> 01:40:49,286
I can hack it. I can hack it.
1384
01:40:55,341 --> 01:40:58,799
- I can hack it.
- You can hack it, man.
1385
01:41:54,859 --> 01:41:57,396
Let's go get some payback.
1386
01:42:03,326 --> 01:42:04,907
Okay.
1387
01:42:11,042 --> 01:42:12,782
Okay.
1388
01:42:20,217 --> 01:42:22,333
Watch that fucking hole.
1389
01:42:23,596 --> 01:42:24,836
Throw some smoke.
1390
01:42:41,364 --> 01:42:43,150
Okay, ready?
1391
01:43:24,156 --> 01:43:27,899
Donlon, rock, that way.
You two, with me.
1392
01:43:32,957 --> 01:43:35,619
Joker, in there. New guy.
1393
01:45:39,625 --> 01:45:42,583
We got the sniper.
1394
01:46:16,287 --> 01:46:17,777
Joker?
1395
01:46:18,330 --> 01:46:19,820
Yo
1396
01:46:20,165 --> 01:46:21,746
What's up?
1397
01:46:23,210 --> 01:46:25,371
We got the sniper.
1398
01:46:37,933 --> 01:46:39,889
I saved joker's ass.
1399
01:46:40,060 --> 01:46:41,846
I got the sniper.
1400
01:46:42,021 --> 01:46:44,683
I fucking blew her away.
1401
01:46:45,524 --> 01:46:47,480
Am I bad?
1402
01:46:48,110 --> 01:46:52,103
Am I a life-taker? Am I a heartbreaker?
1403
01:47:09,673 --> 01:47:11,834
What's she saying?
1404
01:47:15,471 --> 01:47:17,302
She's praying.
1405
01:47:21,185 --> 01:47:24,473
No more boom-boom for this baby-San.
1406
01:47:27,358 --> 01:47:29,815
There's nothing we can do for her.
1407
01:47:31,362 --> 01:47:33,478
She's dead meat.
1408
01:47:37,952 --> 01:47:39,362
Okay.
1409
01:47:40,704 --> 01:47:42,865
Let's get the fuck out of here.
1410
01:47:47,378 --> 01:47:49,209
What about her?
1411
01:47:53,008 --> 01:47:54,669
Fuck her.
1412
01:47:56,011 --> 01:47:57,717
I et her rot.
1413
01:48:14,029 --> 01:48:16,361
We can't just leave her here.
1414
01:48:19,576 --> 01:48:21,441
Hey, asshole.
1415
01:48:21,912 --> 01:48:24,153
Cowboy's wasted.
1416
01:48:24,623 --> 01:48:27,205
You're fresh out of friends.
1417
01:48:28,293 --> 01:48:30,124
I'm running this squad now...
1418
01:48:30,295 --> 01:48:34,584
And I say we leave the gook
for the mother-loving rats.
1419
01:48:38,429 --> 01:48:41,466
I'm not trying to run this squad.
1420
01:48:43,308 --> 01:48:47,267
I'm just saying
we can't leave her like this.
1421
01:48:56,780 --> 01:48:59,772
Shoot me.
1422
01:49:01,702 --> 01:49:03,738
Shoot.
1423
01:49:04,246 --> 01:49:05,827
Me.
1424
01:49:06,415 --> 01:49:08,497
Shoot.
1425
01:49:09,001 --> 01:49:10,616
Me.
1426
01:49:11,086 --> 01:49:13,077
Shoot.
1427
01:49:14,757 --> 01:49:16,463
Shoot.
1428
01:49:17,634 --> 01:49:20,967
If you wanna waste her, go on...
1429
01:49:22,806 --> 01:49:24,922
Waste her.
1430
01:49:25,100 --> 01:49:26,715
Shoot.
1431
01:49:28,896 --> 01:49:30,306
Me.
1432
01:49:34,443 --> 01:49:37,185
Shoot me.
1433
01:49:39,156 --> 01:49:40,362
Shoot.
1434
01:49:41,658 --> 01:49:43,364
Me.
1435
01:49:43,744 --> 01:49:45,826
Shoot.
1436
01:49:46,538 --> 01:49:47,994
Me.
1437
01:49:48,582 --> 01:49:50,789
Shoot.
1438
01:49:52,419 --> 01:49:54,455
Shoot.
1439
01:49:58,092 --> 01:49:59,628
Shoot.
1440
01:50:00,636 --> 01:50:02,217
Shoot.
1441
01:50:39,550 --> 01:50:41,381
Joker
1442
01:50:41,552 --> 01:50:46,296
we're gonna have to put you up
for the congressional medal of ugly.
1443
01:50:50,060 --> 01:50:52,221
Hard-core, man.
1444
01:50:54,231 --> 01:50:56,722
Fucking hard-core.
1445
01:51:13,750 --> 01:51:18,790
We have nailed our names
in the pages of history enough for today.
1446
01:51:19,423 --> 01:51:24,087
We hump down to the perfume river
to set in for the night.
1447
01:51:28,975 --> 01:51:33,354
♪ M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E ♪
1448
01:51:33,438 --> 01:51:37,859
♪ We play fair and we work hard
And we're in harmony ♪
1449
01:51:37,942 --> 01:51:41,696
♪ M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E ♪
1450
01:51:41,779 --> 01:51:43,990
-♪ Mickey Mouse ♪
-♪ Mickey Mouse! ♪
1451
01:51:44,073 --> 01:51:46,451
-♪ Mickey Mouse ♪
-♪ Mickey Mouse! ♪
1452
01:51:46,534 --> 01:51:51,080
♪ Forever let us hold our banner high
High! High! High! ♪
1453
01:51:51,164 --> 01:51:55,627
♪ Boys and girls from far and near
You're welcome as can be ♪
1454
01:51:55,710 --> 01:52:00,048
♪ M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E ♪
1455
01:52:00,131 --> 01:52:02,759
♪ Who's the leader of the club...?
1456
01:52:02,833 --> 01:52:06,797
My thoughts drift back
to erect-nipple wet dreams...
1457
01:52:06,970 --> 01:52:13,136
About Mary Jane rottencrotch
and the great homecoming-fuck fantasy.
1458
01:52:13,769 --> 01:52:16,476
I am so happy that I am alive...
1459
01:52:16,647 --> 01:52:20,139
In one piece and short.
1460
01:52:20,817 --> 01:52:24,150
I am in a world of shit, yes...
1461
01:52:24,321 --> 01:52:26,277
Am alive.
1462
01:52:26,657 --> 01:52:28,648
And I am not afraid.
1463
01:56:18,824 --> 01:56:21,455
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1464
01:56:21,455 --> 01:56:23,785
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1465
01:56:23,785 --> 01:56:25,254
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