1 00:00:02,785 --> 00:00:04,922 Sync & corrections by Blue-Bird™ 2 00:00:04,922 --> 00:00:07,455 Provided by mega_lodon 3 00:00:07,455 --> 00:00:09,254 Modify by Blue-Bird™ 4 00:00:10,678 --> 00:00:17,685 ♪ Kiss me goodbye and write me while I'm gone ♪ 5 00:00:18,978 --> 00:00:25,985 ♪ Goodbye, my sweetheart Hello, Vietham ♪ 6 00:00:27,153 --> 00:00:33,993 ♪ America has heard the bugle call 7 00:00:35,411 --> 00:00:41,876 ♪ And you know it involves us one and all ♪ 8 00:00:43,670 --> 00:00:50,677 ♪ I don't suppose that war will ever end ♪ 9 00:00:51,886 --> 00:00:58,893 ♪ There's fighting that will break us up again ♪ 10 00:01:00,019 --> 00:01:07,026 ♪ Goodbye, my darling Hello, Vietham ♪ 11 00:01:08,278 --> 00:01:15,285 ♪ A hill to take, a battle to be won I 12 00:01:16,452 --> 00:01:23,459 ♪ Kiss me goodbye and write me while I'm gone ♪ 13 00:01:24,711 --> 00:01:31,718 ♪ Goodbye, my sweetheart Hello, Vietham ♪ 14 00:01:35,095 --> 00:01:38,587 I am gunnery sergeant hartman, your senior drill instructor. 15 00:01:38,765 --> 00:01:41,848 From now on, you will speak only when spoken to... 16 00:01:42,019 --> 00:01:45,603 And the first and last words out of your filthy sewers will be "sir." 17 00:01:45,772 --> 00:01:47,637 Do you maggots understand that? 18 00:01:47,816 --> 00:01:49,022 Sir, yes, sir. 19 00:01:49,192 --> 00:01:52,525 Bullshit. I can't hear you. Sound off like you got a pair. 20 00:01:52,696 --> 00:01:54,027 Sir, yes, sir. 21 00:01:54,197 --> 00:01:58,566 If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training... 22 00:01:58,744 --> 00:02:00,075 You will be a weapon. 23 00:02:00,245 --> 00:02:03,282 You will be a minister of death praying for war. 24 00:02:03,457 --> 00:02:06,244 But until that day, you are pukes. 25 00:02:06,418 --> 00:02:08,784 You are the lowest form of life on earth. 26 00:02:08,962 --> 00:02:11,328 You are not even human-fucking-beings. 27 00:02:11,506 --> 00:02:16,375 You are nothing but unorganized, grabasstic pieces of amphibian shit. 28 00:02:16,595 --> 00:02:19,428 Because I am hard, you will not like me. 29 00:02:19,598 --> 00:02:22,305 But the more you hate me, the more you will learn. 30 00:02:22,476 --> 00:02:24,558 I am hard but I am fair. 31 00:02:24,728 --> 00:02:27,014 There 1s no racial bigotry here. 32 00:02:27,189 --> 00:02:31,307 I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. 33 00:02:31,485 --> 00:02:33,942 Here, you are all equally worthless. 34 00:02:34,112 --> 00:02:37,104 And my orders are to weed out all non-hackers 35 00:02:37,282 --> 00:02:40,115 who do not pack the gear to serve in my beloved corps. 36 00:02:40,285 --> 00:02:42,276 Do you maggots understand that? 37 00:02:42,454 --> 00:02:43,694 Sir, yes, sir. 38 00:02:43,872 --> 00:02:45,578 Bullshit. I can't hear you. 39 00:02:45,749 --> 00:02:47,740 Sir, yes, sir! 40 00:02:47,918 --> 00:02:51,206 - What's your name, scumbag? - Sir, private brown, sir! 41 00:02:51,546 --> 00:02:53,912 Bullshit. From now on you're private snowball. 42 00:02:54,091 --> 00:02:56,423 - Do you like that name? - Sir, yes, sir! 43 00:02:56,593 --> 00:02:59,300 Well, there's one thing that you won't like, snowball: 44 00:02:59,471 --> 00:03:01,632 They don't serve fried chicken and watermelon. 45 00:03:01,807 --> 00:03:03,923 On a daily basis in my mess hall. 46 00:03:04,101 --> 00:03:05,557 Sir, yes, sir! 47 00:03:05,727 --> 00:03:09,311 Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me? 48 00:03:09,481 --> 00:03:11,187 Who said that? 49 00:03:11,358 --> 00:03:13,314 Who the fuck said that? 50 00:03:13,485 --> 00:03:16,943 Who's the slimy little communist-shit, twinkle-toed cocksucker down here. 51 00:03:17,114 --> 00:03:19,776 Who just signed his own death warrant? 52 00:03:20,117 --> 00:03:22,108 Nobody, huh? 53 00:03:22,285 --> 00:03:25,994 The fairy-fucking-godmother said it. Out-fucking-standing. 54 00:03:26,164 --> 00:03:28,780 I will p.T. You all until you fucking die. 55 00:03:28,959 --> 00:03:31,701 I'll p.T. You until your assholes are sucking buttermilk. 56 00:03:31,878 --> 00:03:34,745 - Was it you, you scroungy little fuck? - Sir, no, sir. 57 00:03:34,923 --> 00:03:38,131 You piece of shit. You look like a fucking worm. I'll bet it was you. 58 00:03:38,301 --> 00:03:41,634 - Sir, no, sir. - Sir, I said it, sir. 59 00:03:43,098 --> 00:03:45,510 Well, no shit. 60 00:03:45,684 --> 00:03:49,017 What have we got here? A fucking comedian. Private joker. 61 00:03:49,187 --> 00:03:51,098 I admire your honesty. 62 00:03:51,273 --> 00:03:54,731 Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister. 63 00:03:56,361 --> 00:04:00,604 You little scumbag. I've got your name. I've got your ass. 64 00:04:00,782 --> 00:04:02,818 You will not laugh. You will not cry. 65 00:04:02,993 --> 00:04:05,200 You will learn by the numbers. I will teach you. 66 00:04:05,662 --> 00:04:07,948 Now get up. Get on your feet. 67 00:04:08,123 --> 00:04:12,833 You best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck. 68 00:04:13,003 --> 00:04:16,370 - Sir, yes, sir. - Private joker, why did you join my corps? 69 00:04:16,548 --> 00:04:18,630 - Sir, to kill, sir. - So you're a killer? 70 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:21,667 - Sir, yes, sir. - Let me see your war face. 71 00:04:21,845 --> 00:04:24,211 - Sir? - You've got a war face? 72 00:04:25,515 --> 00:04:29,224 That's a war face. Now let me see your war face. 73 00:04:29,394 --> 00:04:33,933 Bullshit. You didn't convince me. Let me see your real war face. 74 00:04:34,733 --> 00:04:36,689 You don't scare me. Work on it. 75 00:04:36,860 --> 00:04:38,475 Sir, yes, sir! 76 00:04:38,653 --> 00:04:39,893 What's your excuse”? 77 00:04:40,071 --> 00:04:41,436 Sir, excuse for what, sir? 78 00:04:41,615 --> 00:04:44,448 I'm asking the fucking questions, private. Do you understand? 79 00:04:44,618 --> 00:04:46,654 - Sir, yes, sir. - Well, thank you very much. 80 00:04:46,828 --> 00:04:49,365 - Can I be in charge for a while? - Sir, yes, sir. 81 00:04:49,539 --> 00:04:52,702 - Are you shook-up”? Are you nervous? - Sir, I am, sir. 82 00:04:52,876 --> 00:04:54,912 Do I make you nervous? Sir 83 00:04:55,086 --> 00:04:57,793 sir what? Were you about to call me an asshole? 84 00:04:57,964 --> 00:05:00,296 - Sir, no, sir. - How tall are you, private? 85 00:05:00,467 --> 00:05:01,923 Sir, 5'9" sir. 86 00:05:02,093 --> 00:05:04,880 Five-foot-9. I didn't know they stacked shit that high. 87 00:05:05,055 --> 00:05:07,387 You trying to squeeze an inch in on me somewhere? 88 00:05:07,557 --> 00:05:10,549 - Sir, no, sir. - Bullshit. It looks like the best part of you... 89 00:05:10,727 --> 00:05:14,436 Ran down the crack of your mama's ass and ended up as a stain on the mattress. 90 00:05:14,648 --> 00:05:15,933 I think you've been cheated. 91 00:05:16,399 --> 00:05:18,230 Where the hell are you from, private? 92 00:05:18,401 --> 00:05:20,892 - Sir, Texas, sir. - Holy dogshit. Texas? 93 00:05:21,071 --> 00:05:24,108 Only steers and queers come from Texas, private cowboy. 94 00:05:24,282 --> 00:05:27,774 And you don't much look like a steer to me, so that kind of narrows it down. 95 00:05:27,953 --> 00:05:29,944 - Do you suck dicks? - Sir, no, sir. 96 00:05:30,121 --> 00:05:32,407 - Are you a Peter puffer? - Sir, no, sir. 97 00:05:32,582 --> 00:05:35,039 I'll bet you would fuck a person in the ass... 98 00:05:35,210 --> 00:05:38,828 And not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach around. 99 00:05:39,005 --> 00:05:41,087 I'll be watching you. 100 00:05:42,759 --> 00:05:44,875 Did your parents have any children that lived? 101 00:05:45,053 --> 00:05:47,260 - Sir, yes, sir. - I'll bet they regret that. 102 00:05:47,430 --> 00:05:50,388 You're so ugly you could be a modern-art masterpiece. 103 00:05:50,559 --> 00:05:53,141 - What's your name, fat-body? - Sir, Leonard Lawrence, sir. 104 00:05:53,311 --> 00:05:55,017 Lawrence? Lawrence what, of Arabia? 105 00:05:55,188 --> 00:05:58,806 - Sir, no, sir. - That name sounds like royalty. You royalty? 106 00:05:58,984 --> 00:06:00,940 - Sir, no, sir. - Do you suck dicks? 107 00:06:01,111 --> 00:06:04,069 - Sir, no, sir. - Bullshit. I'll bet you could suck a golf ball... 108 00:06:04,239 --> 00:06:06,195 - Through a garden hose. - Sir, no, sir. 109 00:06:06,366 --> 00:06:07,776 I don't like the name Lawrence. 110 00:06:07,951 --> 00:06:10,112 Only faggots and sailors are called Lawrence. 111 00:06:10,287 --> 00:06:12,903 - From now on you're gomer pyle. - Sir, yes, sir. 112 00:06:13,081 --> 00:06:15,743 Do you think I'm cute, private pyle? You think I'm funny? 113 00:06:15,917 --> 00:06:19,000 - Sir, no, sir. - Wipe that disgusting grin off your face. 114 00:06:19,170 --> 00:06:21,081 Sir, yes, sir. 115 00:06:21,256 --> 00:06:23,372 Well, any-fucking-time, sweetheart. 116 00:06:23,842 --> 00:06:27,255 - Sir, I'm trying, sir. - Private pyle, I'll give you three seconds... 117 00:06:27,429 --> 00:06:29,511 Exactly three fucking seconds... 118 00:06:29,681 --> 00:06:32,263 To wipe that stupid-looking grin off your face... 119 00:06:32,434 --> 00:06:36,427 Or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you. 120 00:06:36,605 --> 00:06:39,142 One two three. 121 00:06:39,316 --> 00:06:43,935 - Sir, I can't help it, sir. - Bullshit. Get on your knees, scumbag. 122 00:06:45,405 --> 00:06:47,646 Now choke yourself. 123 00:06:48,825 --> 00:06:51,862 Goddamn it, with my hand, numb-nuts. 124 00:06:52,495 --> 00:06:56,079 Don't pull my fucking hand over there. I said, choke yourself. 125 00:06:56,249 --> 00:06:59,082 Now lean forward and choke yourself. 126 00:07:02,005 --> 00:07:05,088 - Are you through grinning? - Sir, yes, sir. 127 00:07:05,258 --> 00:07:06,839 Bullshit. I can't hear you. 128 00:07:07,844 --> 00:07:09,175 Sir, yes, sir. 129 00:07:09,346 --> 00:07:13,180 Bullshit. I still can't hear you. Sound off like you've got a pair. 130 00:07:13,350 --> 00:07:15,181 Sir, yes, sir. 131 00:07:15,352 --> 00:07:18,219 That's enough. Get on your feet. 132 00:07:21,191 --> 00:07:25,810 Pyle, you had best square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cuff links... 133 00:07:25,987 --> 00:07:28,569 Or I will definitely fuck you up. 134 00:07:28,740 --> 00:07:30,696 Sir, yes, sir. 135 00:07:31,826 --> 00:07:32,281 Left, right, left, right left, right, left. 136 00:07:32,285 --> 00:07:35,322 Left, right, left, right left, right, left. 137 00:07:35,497 --> 00:07:37,829 Left, right, left, right, left. 138 00:07:37,999 --> 00:07:39,614 Left, right, left, right, left... 139 00:07:39,793 --> 00:07:42,409 Parris island, south Carolina... 140 00:07:42,587 --> 00:07:45,829 The United States marine corps recruit depot. 141 00:07:46,007 --> 00:07:49,625 An eight-week college for the phony-tough and the crazy-brave. 142 00:07:49,803 --> 00:07:52,636 ♪ Mama and papa were laying in bed 143 00:07:52,806 --> 00:07:55,548 ♪ mama and papa were laying in bed 144 00:07:55,725 --> 00:07:58,558 ♪ mama rolled over and this is what she said 145 00:07:58,728 --> 00:08:01,094 ♪ mama rolled over, this is what she said 146 00:08:01,272 --> 00:08:04,230 ♪ - oh, give me some, give me some - Oh, give me some, give me some 147 00:08:07,362 --> 00:08:08,693 ♪ good for you - good for you 148 00:08:08,863 --> 00:08:10,319 ♪ - and good for me - And good for me 149 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:11,775 ♪ good - good 150 00:08:11,950 --> 00:08:14,692 ♪ up in the morning to the rising sun 151 00:08:14,869 --> 00:08:17,360 ♪ up in the morning to the rising sun 152 00:08:17,539 --> 00:08:20,281 ♪ gonna run all day till the running's done 153 00:08:20,458 --> 00:08:23,575 ♪ gonna run all day till the running's done 154 00:08:23,753 --> 00:08:26,586 ♪ ho chi minh is a son of a bitch 155 00:08:26,756 --> 00:08:29,213 ♪ ho chi minh is a son of a bitch 156 00:08:29,384 --> 00:08:32,251 ♪ got the blue balls, crabs and the seven-year itch 157 00:08:32,429 --> 00:08:35,512 ♪ got the blue balls, crabs and the seven-year itch 158 00:08:35,682 --> 00:08:39,220 left, right, left, right, left. 159 00:08:39,394 --> 00:08:42,306 Your left shoulder. 160 00:08:43,231 --> 00:08:46,348 Left, right, left. Port. 161 00:08:48,028 --> 00:08:51,316 Left, right. Attack. Halt. 162 00:08:52,991 --> 00:08:55,198 I eft shoulder. 163 00:08:58,288 --> 00:09:01,030 Private pyle, what are you trying to do to my beloved corps? 164 00:09:01,207 --> 00:09:03,744 - Sir, I don't know, sir. - You are dumb, private pyle... 165 00:09:03,918 --> 00:09:07,160 But do you expect me to believe that you don't know left from right? 166 00:09:07,338 --> 00:09:09,704 - Sir, no, sir. - Then you did that on purpose. 167 00:09:09,883 --> 00:09:12,795 - You wanna be different. - Sir, no, sir. 168 00:09:12,969 --> 00:09:15,836 - What side was that, private pyle? - Sir, left side, sir. 169 00:09:16,014 --> 00:09:19,552 - Are you sure, private pyle? - Sir, yes, sir. 170 00:09:19,726 --> 00:09:23,310 - What side was that, private pyle? - Sir, right side, sir. 171 00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:25,812 Don't fuck with me again, pyle. 172 00:09:25,982 --> 00:09:27,643 Pick up your fucking cover. 173 00:09:27,817 --> 00:09:29,023 Sir, yes, sir. 174 00:09:29,194 --> 00:09:32,027 Your left shoulder. 175 00:09:32,989 --> 00:09:36,277 Left, right, left. Port. 176 00:09:37,744 --> 00:09:40,326 I eft shoulder. 177 00:09:41,873 --> 00:09:44,831 Your right shoulder. 178 00:09:46,169 --> 00:09:51,004 Left, right, left, right. Your left shoulder. 179 00:09:52,258 --> 00:09:54,874 Left, two, three, four. 180 00:09:55,053 --> 00:09:57,590 Your right shoulder. 181 00:10:00,350 --> 00:10:04,343 Tonight you pukes will sleep with your rifles. 182 00:10:04,521 --> 00:10:08,013 You will give your rifle a girl's name. 183 00:10:08,191 --> 00:10:13,402 Because this is the only pussy you people are going to get. 184 00:10:13,571 --> 00:10:18,031 Your days of finger-banging old Mary Jane rottencrotch... 185 00:10:18,201 --> 00:10:22,365 Through her purty pink panties are over. 186 00:10:22,539 --> 00:10:24,621 You're married to this piece. 187 00:10:24,791 --> 00:10:27,453 This weapon of iron and wood. 188 00:10:27,627 --> 00:10:30,835 And you will be faithful. 189 00:10:31,589 --> 00:10:33,375 Arms. 190 00:10:35,468 --> 00:10:37,709 Prepare to mount. 191 00:10:41,724 --> 00:10:43,260 Mount. 192 00:10:48,565 --> 00:10:49,645 Port 193 00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:55,727 pray. 194 00:10:56,406 --> 00:10:58,442 This is my rifle. 195 00:10:58,616 --> 00:11:02,108 There are many like it, but this one is mine. 196 00:11:02,287 --> 00:11:04,949 My rifle is my best friend. 197 00:11:05,123 --> 00:11:06,784 It is my life. 198 00:11:06,958 --> 00:11:11,247 I must master it as I must master my life. 199 00:11:11,421 --> 00:11:14,413 Without me, my rifle is useless. 200 00:11:14,591 --> 00:11:17,424 Without my rifle, I am useless. 201 00:11:17,719 --> 00:11:20,461 I must fire my rifle true. 202 00:11:20,638 --> 00:11:24,677 I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. 203 00:11:24,851 --> 00:11:27,809 I must shoot him before he shoots me. 204 00:11:27,979 --> 00:11:29,515 I will. 205 00:11:29,689 --> 00:11:32,351 Before god, I swear this creed. 206 00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:36,234 My rifle and myself are defenders of my country. 207 00:11:36,404 --> 00:11:38,645 We are the masters of our enemy. 208 00:11:38,823 --> 00:11:41,280 We are the saviors of my life. 209 00:11:41,451 --> 00:11:45,694 So be it until there is no enemy, but peace. 210 00:11:45,872 --> 00:11:47,578 Amen. 211 00:11:47,749 --> 00:11:49,910 Arm. 212 00:11:53,713 --> 00:11:55,374 At ease. 213 00:11:56,299 --> 00:11:57,755 Good night, ladies. 214 00:11:57,926 --> 00:12:00,588 Good night, sir. 215 00:12:00,970 --> 00:12:03,552 - Hit it, sweetheart. - Sir, aye, aye, sir. 216 00:12:04,015 --> 00:12:06,882 Right shoulder. 217 00:12:10,855 --> 00:12:14,643 That is not your daddy's shotgun, cowboy. 218 00:12:16,277 --> 00:12:19,019 I eft shoulder. 219 00:12:21,282 --> 00:12:26,697 Move the rifle around your head, not your head around the rifle. 220 00:12:28,623 --> 00:12:30,363 Port 221 00:12:32,669 --> 00:12:37,208 four inches from your chest, pyle. Four inches. 222 00:12:37,799 --> 00:12:40,336 ♪ This is my rifle, this is my gun 223 00:12:40,510 --> 00:12:43,001 ♪ this is for fighting, this is for fun 224 00:12:43,179 --> 00:12:45,636 ♪ this is my rifle, this is my gun 225 00:12:45,807 --> 00:12:48,173 ♪ this is for fighting, this is for fun 226 00:12:48,351 --> 00:12:50,842 ♪ this is my rifle, this is my gun 227 00:12:51,020 --> 00:12:53,477 ♪ this is for fighting, this is for fun 228 00:12:53,648 --> 00:12:56,060 ♪ this is my rifle, this is my gun 229 00:12:56,234 --> 00:12:58,691 ♪ this is for fighting, this is for fun 230 00:12:58,861 --> 00:13:01,193 ♪ this is my rifle, this is my gun 231 00:13:01,364 --> 00:13:04,151 ♪ this is for fighting, this is for fun 232 00:13:09,330 --> 00:13:11,036 You're bouncing. 233 00:13:26,848 --> 00:13:28,088 Ten fucking seconds. 234 00:13:28,266 --> 00:13:33,135 It should take you no less than 10 fucking seconds to negotiate this obstacle. 235 00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:34,803 Quickly, move it out. 236 00:13:35,023 --> 00:13:38,607 There ain't one swinging-dick private in this platoon's gonna graduate... 237 00:13:38,776 --> 00:13:43,065 Until they can get this obstacle down to less than 10 fucking seconds. 238 00:14:06,554 --> 00:14:08,545 Next two privates. Quickly. 239 00:14:08,723 --> 00:14:11,465 Get over that goddamn obstacle. Move it. 240 00:14:11,642 --> 00:14:13,724 Next two privates. Quickly. 241 00:14:13,895 --> 00:14:15,260 Hurry up. Get up there. 242 00:14:15,438 --> 00:14:18,100 - Private joker, are you a killer? - Sir, yes, sir. 243 00:14:18,274 --> 00:14:20,139 Let me hear your war cry. 244 00:14:21,319 --> 00:14:24,061 Next two privates, go. Quickly. 245 00:14:24,238 --> 00:14:26,354 Get your fat ass over there, private pyle. 246 00:14:26,532 --> 00:14:28,272 Oh, that's right, private pyle. 247 00:14:28,451 --> 00:14:32,319 Don't make any fucking effort to get up to the top of the fucking obstacle. 248 00:14:32,497 --> 00:14:36,991 If god wanted you up there, he would have miracled your ass up by now, wouldn't he? 249 00:14:37,168 --> 00:14:39,910 - Sir, yes, sir. - Get your fat ass up there, pyle. 250 00:14:40,088 --> 00:14:42,295 - Sir, yes, sir. - What is the matter with you? 251 00:14:42,465 --> 00:14:46,629 I'll bet if there was some pussy up there on top of that obstacle, you could get up there. 252 00:14:46,803 --> 00:14:48,509 - Couldn't you? - Sir, yes, sir. 253 00:14:48,679 --> 00:14:52,888 Your ass looks like about 150 pounds of chewed bubble gum. Do you know that? 254 00:14:53,059 --> 00:14:54,469 Sir, yes, sir. 255 00:14:56,896 --> 00:14:59,228 One for the commandant. 256 00:15:00,316 --> 00:15:02,432 One for the corps. 257 00:15:03,152 --> 00:15:06,360 Get up there. Pull. 258 00:15:06,989 --> 00:15:10,231 I guess the corps don't get theirs. Get up there, pyle. 259 00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:13,447 Pull. Pull, pyle, pull. 260 00:15:13,621 --> 00:15:16,158 One pull-up, pyle. Come on, pull. 261 00:15:16,332 --> 00:15:19,916 You gotta be shitting me, pyle. Get your ass up there. 262 00:15:20,086 --> 00:15:23,749 Do you mean to tell me that you cannot do one single pull-up? 263 00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:28,292 You are a worthless piece of shit, pyle. Get out of my face. 264 00:15:28,469 --> 00:15:30,460 Get up there, snowball. 265 00:15:31,556 --> 00:15:33,262 Get up here, fat-boy. 266 00:15:33,433 --> 00:15:36,675 Quickly. Move it up. Move it up, pyle. Move it up. 267 00:15:36,853 --> 00:15:41,062 You climb obstacles like old people fuck. Do you know that, private pyle? 268 00:15:41,232 --> 00:15:44,520 Get up here. You're too slow. Move it. Move it 269 00:15:44,694 --> 00:15:48,232 private pyle, whatever you do, don't fall down. 270 00:15:48,406 --> 00:15:50,613 That would break my fucking heart. 271 00:15:50,783 --> 00:15:54,241 Quickly. Up and over. Up and over. 272 00:15:54,412 --> 00:15:57,950 Well, what in the fuck are you waiting for, private pyle? 273 00:15:58,124 --> 00:16:01,867 Get up and over. Move it, move it, move it. 274 00:16:02,044 --> 00:16:04,535 Are you quitting on me? 275 00:16:04,714 --> 00:16:06,750 Well, are you? 276 00:16:06,924 --> 00:16:11,213 Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit. 277 00:16:11,387 --> 00:16:13,878 Get the fuck off of my obstacle. 278 00:16:14,056 --> 00:16:16,798 Get the fuck down off of my obstacle. 279 00:16:16,976 --> 00:16:19,183 Now. Move it 280 00:16:19,353 --> 00:16:24,723 I'm gonna rip your balls off so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world. 281 00:16:24,901 --> 00:16:27,517 I will motivate you, private pyle... 282 00:16:27,695 --> 00:16:32,280 If it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo. 283 00:16:33,284 --> 00:16:35,900 Pick them up and set them down, pyle. 284 00:16:36,078 --> 00:16:38,114 Quickly. Move it out. 285 00:16:38,289 --> 00:16:42,908 Were you born a fat, slimy, scumbag puke piece of shit, private pyle? 286 00:16:43,085 --> 00:16:45,417 Or did you have to work on it? 287 00:16:45,588 --> 00:16:49,172 Move it up. Quickly. Hustle up. 288 00:16:49,342 --> 00:16:53,927 The fucking war will be over by the time we get out there, won't it, private pyle? 289 00:16:54,096 --> 00:16:55,632 Move it. 290 00:16:55,806 --> 00:16:59,970 Are you going to fucking die, pyle? Are you going to die on me? 291 00:17:00,144 --> 00:17:02,180 Do it now. 292 00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:05,813 Move it up. Hustle it up. Quickly, quickly, quickly. 293 00:17:06,901 --> 00:17:09,438 Do you feel dizzy? 294 00:17:09,612 --> 00:17:11,944 Do you feel faint? 295 00:17:12,698 --> 00:17:17,658 Jesus h. Christ, I think you've got a hard-on. 296 00:17:19,330 --> 00:17:23,289 Quickly, ladies. Assholes and elbows. Move it out. 297 00:17:23,459 --> 00:17:24,995 Get up here. 298 00:17:25,169 --> 00:17:28,832 Move it. Move it, move it, move it. 299 00:17:29,465 --> 00:17:30,955 Quickly. 300 00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:34,967 Quickly. Get up here. Hurry up. Move it out. 301 00:17:48,818 --> 00:17:51,184 Reveille. Reveille revellle. 302 00:17:51,362 --> 00:17:53,227 Drop your cocks and grab your socks. 303 00:17:53,406 --> 00:17:56,318 Today is Sunday. Divine worship at 0800. 304 00:17:56,492 --> 00:17:58,858 Get your bunks made and get your uniforms on. 305 00:17:59,036 --> 00:18:01,994 Police call will commence in two minutes. 306 00:18:02,164 --> 00:18:03,529 Private cowboy, private joker. 307 00:18:03,708 --> 00:18:05,289 - Sir, yes, sir. - Sir, yes, sir. 308 00:18:05,459 --> 00:18:08,997 As soon as you finish your bunks, I want you two turds to clean the head. 309 00:18:09,171 --> 00:18:12,254 - Sir, aye, aye, sir. - I want that head so sanitary... 310 00:18:12,425 --> 00:18:16,509 That the virgin Mary herself would be proud to go in there and take a dump. 311 00:18:16,679 --> 00:18:18,010 - Sir, yes, sir. - Sir, yes, sir. 312 00:18:18,180 --> 00:18:20,421 Private joker, do you believe in the virgin Mary? 313 00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:22,386 Sir, no, sir. 314 00:18:25,605 --> 00:18:29,268 Well, private joker, I don't believe I heard you correctly. 315 00:18:29,442 --> 00:18:31,649 Sir, the private said, "no, sir," sir. 316 00:18:31,819 --> 00:18:34,982 Why, you little maggot. You make me wanna vomit. 317 00:18:35,156 --> 00:18:39,320 You goddamn communist heathen. Sound off that you love the virgin Mary... 318 00:18:39,493 --> 00:18:41,700 Or I'm gonna stomp your guts out. 319 00:18:41,871 --> 00:18:44,203 Now, you do love the virgin Mary, don't you? 320 00:18:44,373 --> 00:18:45,613 Sir, negative, sir. 321 00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:48,282 Private joker, are you trying to offend me? 322 00:18:48,461 --> 00:18:49,792 Sir, negative, sir. 323 00:18:49,962 --> 00:18:53,045 Sir, the private believes that any answer he gives will be wrong... 324 00:18:53,215 --> 00:18:57,083 And the senior drill instructor will beat him harder if he reverses himself, sir. 325 00:18:57,261 --> 00:18:58,842 Who's your squad leader, scumbag? 326 00:18:59,013 --> 00:19:01,846 Sir, the private's squad leader is private snowball, sir. 327 00:19:02,016 --> 00:19:03,881 Private snowball. 328 00:19:04,060 --> 00:19:06,722 Sir, private snowball reporting as ordered, sir. 329 00:19:06,896 --> 00:19:10,559 Private snowball, you're fired. Private joker is promoted to squad leader. 330 00:19:10,733 --> 00:19:13,190 - Sir, aye, aye, sir. - Disappear, scumbag. 331 00:19:13,361 --> 00:19:16,068 - Sir, aye, aye, sir. - Private pyle. 332 00:19:16,238 --> 00:19:19,196 - Sir, private pyle reporting as ordered, sir. - From now on... 333 00:19:19,367 --> 00:19:22,655 Private joker is your new squad leader and you will bunk with him. 334 00:19:22,828 --> 00:19:24,113 He'll teach you everything. 335 00:19:24,288 --> 00:19:26,495 - He'll teach you how to pee. - Sir, yes, sir. 336 00:19:26,666 --> 00:19:30,750 Private joker is silly and he's ignorant, but he's got guts and guts is enough. 337 00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:32,660 Now, you ladies, carry on. 338 00:19:32,838 --> 00:19:35,045 Sir, aye, aye, sir. 339 00:19:41,514 --> 00:19:45,006 The bolt. The bolt goes in the receiver. 340 00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:50,762 Operating-rod handle. 341 00:19:50,940 --> 00:19:53,397 Operating-rod guide. 342 00:19:53,818 --> 00:19:57,060 And the left one over the right. 343 00:19:57,238 --> 00:19:59,320 Right one over the left. 344 00:20:01,701 --> 00:20:03,987 Left one over the right. 345 00:20:04,161 --> 00:20:06,447 The right one over the left. 346 00:20:09,959 --> 00:20:12,245 Just throw your other leg over. 347 00:20:17,133 --> 00:20:18,748 Attaboy. 348 00:20:19,927 --> 00:20:24,796 That's it. Now just pull the next one over and you're home free. 349 00:20:25,766 --> 00:20:27,302 Ready? 350 00:20:32,398 --> 00:20:34,309 Just throw it over. 351 00:20:41,741 --> 00:20:42,981 Attaboy. 352 00:20:43,284 --> 00:20:45,115 Set it down. 353 00:20:47,955 --> 00:20:49,445 All right? 354 00:20:54,086 --> 00:20:56,293 Congratulations, Leonard. 355 00:20:56,464 --> 00:20:58,045 You did it. 356 00:20:58,883 --> 00:21:01,841 Fold the blanket and the sheet back together. 357 00:21:02,011 --> 00:21:04,343 Make a four-inch fold. 358 00:21:05,055 --> 00:21:07,216 Okay? Got it? 359 00:21:07,391 --> 00:21:09,302 You do it. 360 00:21:11,145 --> 00:21:13,181 Right shoulder. 361 00:21:13,355 --> 00:21:15,437 Your left shoulder. 362 00:21:18,903 --> 00:21:20,609 Port 363 00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:26,903 order. 364 00:21:49,475 --> 00:21:52,433 Your right shoulder. 365 00:21:56,857 --> 00:21:58,438 Square these weapons away. 366 00:21:58,609 --> 00:22:01,476 My corps' arms should be parallel to the... 367 00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:06,902 The deadliest weapon in the world... 368 00:22:07,076 --> 00:22:10,944 1s a marine and his rifle 369 00:22:11,121 --> 00:22:14,613 it is your killer instinct which must be harnessed 370 00:22:14,792 --> 00:22:18,876 if you expect to survive in combat. 371 00:22:19,046 --> 00:22:22,584 Your rifle is only a tool. 372 00:22:22,758 --> 00:22:25,295 It is a hard heart that kills. 373 00:22:26,095 --> 00:22:30,930 If your killer instincts are not clean and strong... 374 00:22:31,100 --> 00:22:34,137 You will hesitate at the moment of truth: 375 00:22:34,311 --> 00:22:36,302 You will not kill 376 00:22:36,480 --> 00:22:38,846 you will become dead-marine. 377 00:22:39,024 --> 00:22:42,357 And then you will be in a world of shit. 378 00:22:42,528 --> 00:22:44,268 Because marines. 379 00:22:44,446 --> 00:22:48,030 Are not allowed to die without permission. 380 00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:49,861 Do you maggots understand? 381 00:22:50,035 --> 00:22:51,571 Sir, yes, sir. 382 00:22:53,122 --> 00:22:55,955 ♪ I love working for uncle Sam 383 00:22:56,125 --> 00:22:58,867 ♪ I love working for uncle Sam 384 00:22:59,044 --> 00:23:01,786 ♪ lets me know just who I am 385 00:23:01,964 --> 00:23:04,797 ♪ lets me know just who I am 386 00:23:04,967 --> 00:23:07,800 ♪ one, two, three, four United States marine corps 387 00:23:07,970 --> 00:23:10,803 ♪ one, two, three, four United States marine corps 388 00:23:10,973 --> 00:23:13,806 ♪ one, two, three, four I love the marine corps 389 00:23:13,976 --> 00:23:16,809 ♪ one, two, three, four I love the marine corps 390 00:23:16,979 --> 00:23:18,310 ♪ my corps - my corps 391 00:23:18,480 --> 00:23:19,811 ♪ your corps - your corps 392 00:23:19,982 --> 00:23:21,267 ♪ our corps - our corps 393 00:23:21,442 --> 00:23:22,852 ♪ marine corps - marine corps 394 00:23:23,027 --> 00:23:25,860 ♪ I don't know, but I've been told 395 00:23:26,030 --> 00:23:28,897 ♪ I don't know, but I've been told 396 00:23:29,074 --> 00:23:31,816 ♪ eskimo pussy is mighty cold 397 00:23:31,994 --> 00:23:34,827 ♪ eskimo pussy is mighty cold 398 00:23:34,997 --> 00:23:36,328 ♪ good - good 399 00:23:36,498 --> 00:23:37,829 ♪ feels good - feels good 400 00:23:38,000 --> 00:23:39,331 ♪ is good - is good 401 00:23:39,501 --> 00:23:40,832 ♪ real good - real good 402 00:23:41,003 --> 00:23:42,334 ♪ tastes good - tastes good 403 00:23:42,504 --> 00:23:43,835 ♪ mighty good - mighty good 404 00:23:44,006 --> 00:23:45,337 ♪ good for you - good for you 405 00:23:45,507 --> 00:23:46,917 ♪ good for me - good for me 406 00:23:49,511 --> 00:23:51,001 trim them 407 00:23:54,016 --> 00:23:55,756 toe jam. 408 00:23:58,646 --> 00:24:00,511 Pop that blister. 409 00:24:09,198 --> 00:24:12,065 Jesus h Christ. 410 00:24:13,035 --> 00:24:16,243 Private pyle, why is your footlocker unlocked? 411 00:24:16,413 --> 00:24:17,573 Sir, I don't know, sir. 412 00:24:17,748 --> 00:24:21,206 Private pyle, if there is one thing in this world that I hate 413 00:24:21,377 --> 00:24:24,710 it 1s an unlocked footlocker. You know that, don't you? 414 00:24:24,880 --> 00:24:27,417 - Sir, yes, sir. - If it wasn't for dickheads like you... 415 00:24:27,591 --> 00:24:30,173 There wouldn't be thievery in the world, would there? 416 00:24:30,344 --> 00:24:32,300 - Sir, no, sir. - Get down. 417 00:24:36,684 --> 00:24:40,518 Well, now, let's just see if there's anything missing. 418 00:24:43,107 --> 00:24:45,268 Holy Jesus. 419 00:24:45,442 --> 00:24:47,228 What is that? 420 00:24:47,403 --> 00:24:50,019 What the fuck is that? 421 00:24:50,197 --> 00:24:51,903 What is that, private pyle? 422 00:24:52,074 --> 00:24:53,314 Sir, a jelly doughnut, sir. 423 00:24:53,492 --> 00:24:55,858 - A jelly doughnut? - Sir, yes, sir. 424 00:24:56,036 --> 00:24:59,073 - How did it get here? - Sir, I took it from the mess hall, sir. 425 00:24:59,248 --> 00:25:01,409 Is chow allowed in the barracks, private pyle? 426 00:25:01,583 --> 00:25:05,292 - Sir, no, sir. - Are you allowed to eat jelly doughnuts? 427 00:25:05,462 --> 00:25:07,828 - Sir, no, sir. - And why not, private pyle? 428 00:25:08,007 --> 00:25:09,668 Sir, because I'm too heavy, sir. 429 00:25:09,842 --> 00:25:14,882 - Because you are a disgusting fat-body. - Sir, yes, sir. 430 00:25:15,055 --> 00:25:18,593 Then why did you hide a jelly doughnut in your footlocker, private pyle? 431 00:25:18,767 --> 00:25:20,758 Sir, because I was hungry, sir. 432 00:25:20,936 --> 00:25:24,019 Because you were hungry. 433 00:25:27,443 --> 00:25:31,231 Private pyle has dishonored himself... 434 00:25:31,405 --> 00:25:34,021 And dishonored the platoon. 435 00:25:34,199 --> 00:25:38,158 I have tried to help him, but I have failed. 436 00:25:38,328 --> 00:25:43,243 I have failed because you have not helped me. 437 00:25:43,417 --> 00:25:47,456 You people have not given private pyle... 438 00:25:47,629 --> 00:25:49,836 The proper motivation. 439 00:25:50,549 --> 00:25:55,509 So from now on, whenever private pyle fucks up... 440 00:25:55,679 --> 00:25:57,965 I will not punish him. 441 00:25:58,140 --> 00:26:00,597 I will punish all of you. 442 00:26:00,768 --> 00:26:02,850 And the way I see it, ladies... 443 00:26:03,020 --> 00:26:06,103 You owe me for one jelly doughnut. 444 00:26:06,273 --> 00:26:08,980 Now get on your faces. 445 00:26:10,360 --> 00:26:12,100 Open your mouth. 446 00:26:12,279 --> 00:26:14,770 They're paying for it, you eat it. 447 00:26:14,948 --> 00:26:17,314 Ready, exercise. 448 00:26:17,493 --> 00:26:20,109 ♪ One, two, three, four 449 00:26:20,287 --> 00:26:22,778 ♪ I love the marine corps 450 00:26:22,956 --> 00:26:25,322 ♪ one, two, three, four 451 00:26:25,501 --> 00:26:27,867 ♪ I love the marine corps 452 00:26:28,045 --> 00:26:30,502 ♪ one, two, three, four 453 00:26:30,672 --> 00:26:33,004 ♪ I love the marine corps 454 00:26:33,175 --> 00:26:35,666 ♪ one, two, three, four 455 00:26:35,844 --> 00:26:38,176 ♪ I love the marine corps 456 00:26:38,347 --> 00:26:40,679 ♪ one, two, three, four... 457 00:26:41,975 --> 00:26:44,887 You really look like shit today, Leonard. 458 00:26:51,235 --> 00:26:52,975 Joker. 459 00:26:55,364 --> 00:26:58,151 Everybody hates me now. 460 00:27:00,702 --> 00:27:02,533 Even youl. 461 00:27:05,582 --> 00:27:07,914 Nobody hates you, Leonard. 462 00:27:08,377 --> 00:27:10,584 You just keep making mistakes. 463 00:27:10,754 --> 00:27:13,040 Getting everybody in trouble. 464 00:27:15,968 --> 00:27:18,550 I can't do anything right. 465 00:27:21,056 --> 00:27:22,967 I need help. 466 00:27:26,562 --> 00:27:28,848 I'm trying to help you, Leonard. 467 00:27:30,566 --> 00:27:32,727 I'm really trying. 468 00:27:34,903 --> 00:27:37,019 Tuck your shirt in. 469 00:27:41,451 --> 00:27:43,407 One, two, three, 19. 470 00:27:43,579 --> 00:27:45,615 One, two, three, 20. 471 00:27:45,789 --> 00:27:47,871 One, two, three, 21. 472 00:27:48,041 --> 00:27:50,077 One, two, three, 22. 473 00:27:50,252 --> 00:27:52,163 One, two, three, 23. 474 00:27:52,337 --> 00:27:54,373 One, two, three, 24. 475 00:27:54,548 --> 00:27:56,539 One, two, three, 25. 476 00:27:56,717 --> 00:27:58,582 One, two, three, 26. 477 00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:00,796 One, two, three, 27. 478 00:28:00,971 --> 00:28:02,962 One, two, three, 28. 479 00:28:03,140 --> 00:28:05,096 One, two, three, 29. 480 00:28:05,267 --> 00:28:07,724 One, two, three, 30. 481 00:29:33,522 --> 00:29:35,012 Do it 482 00:29:35,190 --> 00:29:36,396 do it 483 00:29:45,701 --> 00:29:48,864 Remember, it's just a bad dream, fat-boy. 484 00:30:17,190 --> 00:30:19,021 Port 485 00:30:20,736 --> 00:30:23,227 I eft shoulder. 486 00:30:25,490 --> 00:30:28,232 Right shoulder. 487 00:30:31,872 --> 00:30:33,408 Port 488 00:30:36,501 --> 00:30:39,413 do we love our beloved corps, ladies? 489 00:30:39,588 --> 00:30:43,922 Semper fi, do or die. Gung ho. Gung ho. Gung ho. 490 00:30:44,092 --> 00:30:46,208 What makes the grass grow? 491 00:30:46,470 --> 00:30:48,335 Blood, blood, blood. 492 00:30:48,513 --> 00:30:51,255 What do we do for a living, ladies? 493 00:30:51,433 --> 00:30:53,094 Kill, kill, kill. 494 00:30:53,268 --> 00:30:54,883 I can't hear you. 495 00:30:55,062 --> 00:30:56,768 Kill, kill, kill. 496 00:30:56,938 --> 00:30:59,975 Bullshit. I still can't hear you. 497 00:31:00,150 --> 00:31:01,765 Kill, kill, kill. 498 00:31:02,736 --> 00:31:06,479 Do any of you people know who Charles Whitman was? 499 00:31:07,991 --> 00:31:10,482 None of you dumb-asses knows? 500 00:31:11,161 --> 00:31:12,822 Private cowboy. 501 00:31:12,996 --> 00:31:17,365 Sir, he was that guy who shot all those people from that tower in Austin, Texas, sir. 502 00:31:17,542 --> 00:31:20,375 That's affirmative. Charles Whitman killed 12 people... 503 00:31:20,545 --> 00:31:24,754 From a 28-story observation tower at the university of Texas. 504 00:31:24,925 --> 00:31:27,792 From distances of up to 400 yards. 505 00:31:28,553 --> 00:31:31,795 Anybody know who Lee Harvey oswald was? 506 00:31:31,973 --> 00:31:33,053 Private snowball. 507 00:31:33,809 --> 00:31:35,549 Sir, he shot Kennedy, sir. 508 00:31:35,727 --> 00:31:38,560 That's right. And do you know how far away he was? 509 00:31:38,730 --> 00:31:43,064 Sir, he was pretty far. From that book-suppository building, sir. 510 00:31:43,235 --> 00:31:45,191 All right, knock it off. 511 00:31:45,362 --> 00:31:47,273 Two hundred and fifty feet. 512 00:31:47,447 --> 00:31:51,656 He was 250 feet away and shooting at a moving target. 513 00:31:51,827 --> 00:31:57,413 Oswald got off three rounds with an old Italian bolt-action rifle in only six seconds... 514 00:31:57,582 --> 00:32:01,040 And scored two hits, including a head shot. 515 00:32:01,211 --> 00:32:05,375 Do any of you people know where these individuals learned how to shoot? 516 00:32:06,258 --> 00:32:07,919 Private joker. 517 00:32:08,093 --> 00:32:10,004 Sir, in the marines, sir. 518 00:32:10,178 --> 00:32:12,715 In the marines. Outstanding. 519 00:32:12,889 --> 00:32:17,849 Those individuals showed what one motivated marine and his rifle can do. 520 00:32:18,019 --> 00:32:20,601 And before you ladies leave my island... 521 00:32:20,772 --> 00:32:24,105 You will all be able to do the same thing. 522 00:32:24,610 --> 00:32:28,781 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 523 00:32:28,865 --> 00:32:33,119 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 524 00:32:33,202 --> 00:32:38,207 ♪ Happy birthday, dear Jesus ♪ 525 00:32:38,291 --> 00:32:42,920 ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪ 526 00:32:44,171 --> 00:32:45,877 Today... 527 00:32:46,047 --> 00:32:48,208 1s Christmas. 528 00:32:48,383 --> 00:32:53,548 There will be a magic show at 0930. 529 00:32:53,930 --> 00:32:57,514 Chaplain Charlie will tell you... 530 00:32:57,684 --> 00:33:02,223 About how the free world will conquer communism... 531 00:33:02,397 --> 00:33:07,061 With the aid of god and a few marines. 532 00:33:07,569 --> 00:33:11,528 (God has a hard-on for marines _. 533 00:33:11,698 --> 00:33:16,362 Because we kill everything we see. 534 00:33:16,536 --> 00:33:18,902 He plays his games... 535 00:33:19,080 --> 00:33:21,787 We play ours. 536 00:33:21,958 --> 00:33:26,827 To show our appreciation for so much power... 537 00:33:27,005 --> 00:33:32,375 We keep heaven packed with fresh souls. 538 00:33:33,136 --> 00:33:37,095 God was here before the marine corps. 539 00:33:37,265 --> 00:33:40,257 So you can give your heart to Jesus... 540 00:33:40,435 --> 00:33:44,144 But your ass belongs to the corps. 541 00:33:44,314 --> 00:33:46,270 Do you ladies understand? 542 00:33:46,441 --> 00:33:49,433 - Sir, yes, sir. - I can't hear you. 543 00:33:49,611 --> 00:33:51,442 Sir, yes, sir. 544 00:33:57,244 --> 00:34:00,532 It's been swabbed and brushed. 545 00:34:01,915 --> 00:34:03,701 Everything... 546 00:34:04,626 --> 00:34:06,457 1s clean. 547 00:34:10,340 --> 00:34:12,126 Beautiful 548 00:34:13,718 --> 00:34:16,334 so that it slides perfect. 549 00:34:18,723 --> 00:34:19,963 Nice. 550 00:34:22,269 --> 00:34:24,430 Everything clean. 551 00:34:25,272 --> 00:34:26,853 Oiled. 552 00:34:29,234 --> 00:34:32,101 So that your action is beautiful. 553 00:34:36,074 --> 00:34:38,315 Smooth charlene. 554 00:35:00,515 --> 00:35:03,052 I eonard talks to his rifle. 555 00:35:05,312 --> 00:35:06,927 Yeah. 556 00:35:14,321 --> 00:35:17,358 I don't think Leonard can hack it anymore. 557 00:35:18,658 --> 00:35:21,320 I think Leonard's a section eight. 558 00:35:24,914 --> 00:35:26,870 It don't surprise me. 559 00:35:37,427 --> 00:35:40,715 I wanna slip my tube steak into your sister. 560 00:35:43,808 --> 00:35:46,015 What will you take in trade? 561 00:35:48,229 --> 00:35:50,140 What do you got? 562 00:36:04,746 --> 00:36:06,407 Outstanding, private pyle. 563 00:36:06,581 --> 00:36:09,243 I think we finally found something that you do well. 564 00:36:09,417 --> 00:36:11,282 Sir, yes, sir. 565 00:36:14,673 --> 00:36:16,459 What's your sixth general order? 566 00:36:16,633 --> 00:36:19,090 Sir, the sixth general order is to receive and obey... 567 00:36:19,260 --> 00:36:21,717 And pass on to the sentry who relieves me 568 00:36:21,888 --> 00:36:23,628 all orders 569 00:36:23,807 --> 00:36:25,593 sir, the private's sixth general... 570 00:36:25,767 --> 00:36:28,179 The private has been instructed but does not know. 571 00:36:28,353 --> 00:36:31,595 You slimy scumbag, get on your face and give me 25. 572 00:36:31,773 --> 00:36:33,889 Sir, aye, aye, sir. 573 00:36:38,113 --> 00:36:40,445 How many counts in that movement you just executed? 574 00:36:40,615 --> 00:36:43,778 Sir, four counts, sir. What's the idea of looking in the chamber? 575 00:36:43,952 --> 00:36:48,241 Sir, to guarantee the private is not giving the inspecting officer a loaded weapon, sir. 576 00:36:48,415 --> 00:36:49,905 What's your fifth general order? 577 00:36:50,083 --> 00:36:54,122 Sir, the fifth general order is to quit my post only when properly relieved, sir. 578 00:36:54,295 --> 00:36:56,081 What's this weapon's name, private pyle? 579 00:36:56,256 --> 00:36:59,089 Sir, the private's weapon's name is charlene, sir. 580 00:36:59,259 --> 00:37:02,001 Private pyle, you are definitely born-again hard. 581 00:37:02,178 --> 00:37:05,796 Hell, I may even allow you to serve as a rifleman in my beloved corps. 582 00:37:05,974 --> 00:37:08,056 Sir, yes, sir. 583 00:37:10,478 --> 00:37:13,140 ♪ I don't want no teenage queen 584 00:37:13,314 --> 00:37:15,930 ♪ I don't want no teenage queen 585 00:37:16,109 --> 00:37:18,771 ♪ I just want my m14 586 00:37:18,945 --> 00:37:21,527 ♪ I just want my m14 587 00:37:21,698 --> 00:37:24,405 ♪ if I die in a combat zone 588 00:37:24,576 --> 00:37:27,158 ♪ if I die in a combat zone 589 00:37:27,328 --> 00:37:29,865 ♪ box me up and ship me home 590 00:37:30,039 --> 00:37:32,655 ♪ box me up and ship me home 591 00:37:32,834 --> 00:37:35,496 ♪ pin my medals upon my chest 592 00:37:35,670 --> 00:37:38,252 ♪ pin my medals upon my chest 593 00:37:38,423 --> 00:37:41,005 ♪ tell my mom I done my best 594 00:37:41,176 --> 00:37:43,667 ♪ tell my mom I done my best 595 00:37:45,180 --> 00:37:48,798 graduation is only a few days away... 596 00:37:48,975 --> 00:37:53,514 And the recruits of platoon 3092 are salty. 597 00:37:53,688 --> 00:37:57,681 They are ready to eat their own guts and ask for seconds. 598 00:37:58,234 --> 00:38:03,695 The drill instructors are proud to see that we are growing beyond their control. 599 00:38:04,032 --> 00:38:07,445 The marine corps does not want robots. 600 00:38:07,619 --> 00:38:10,577 The marine corps wants killers. 601 00:38:10,747 --> 00:38:14,535 The marine corps wants to build indestructible men. 602 00:38:14,709 --> 00:38:17,496 Men without fear 603 00:38:19,547 --> 00:38:24,041 today, you people are no longer maggots. 604 00:38:25,553 --> 00:38:29,171 Today, you are marines. 605 00:38:29,724 --> 00:38:32,557 You're part of a brotherhood. 606 00:38:32,727 --> 00:38:36,845 From now on, until the day you die... 607 00:38:37,023 --> 00:38:39,309 Wwherever you are... 608 00:38:39,484 --> 00:38:42,976 Every marine is your brother. 609 00:38:44,072 --> 00:38:47,189 Most of you will go to Vietnam. 610 00:38:47,367 --> 00:38:50,575 Some of you will not come back. 611 00:38:50,745 --> 00:38:52,952 But always remember this: 612 00:38:53,122 --> 00:38:54,987 Marines die 613 00:38:55,166 --> 00:38:57,703 that's what we're here for. 614 00:38:57,877 --> 00:39:00,960 But the marine corps lives forever... 615 00:39:01,130 --> 00:39:05,874 And that means you live forever. 616 00:39:09,764 --> 00:39:11,425 - Peckett. - Sir, yes, sir. 617 00:39:11,599 --> 00:39:13,260 0300, infantry. 618 00:39:13,434 --> 00:39:15,015 - Toe jam. - Sir, yes, sir. 619 00:39:15,186 --> 00:39:17,051 0300, infantry. 620 00:39:17,230 --> 00:39:18,936 - Adams. - Sir, yes, sir. 621 00:39:19,107 --> 00:39:20,768 1800, engineers. 622 00:39:20,942 --> 00:39:22,478 You go out and find mines. 623 00:39:22,652 --> 00:39:24,438 - Cowboy. - Sir, yes, sir. 624 00:39:24,612 --> 00:39:26,477 0300, infantry. 625 00:39:26,656 --> 00:39:28,066 - Taylor. - Sir, yes, sir. 626 00:39:28,241 --> 00:39:30,027 0300, infantry. 627 00:39:30,201 --> 00:39:31,782 - Joker. - Sir, yes, sir. 628 00:39:31,953 --> 00:39:35,116 4212, basic military journalism. 629 00:39:35,290 --> 00:39:37,326 You gotta be shitting me, joker. 630 00:39:37,500 --> 00:39:39,036 You think you're Mickey spillane? 631 00:39:39,210 --> 00:39:41,246 You think you're some kind of fucking writer? 632 00:39:41,421 --> 00:39:43,833 Sir, I wrote for my high school newspaper, sir. 633 00:39:44,007 --> 00:39:47,670 Jesus h. Christ. You're not a writer, you're a killer. 634 00:39:47,844 --> 00:39:49,084 A killer, yes, sir. 635 00:39:49,262 --> 00:39:50,798 Gomer pyle. 636 00:39:50,972 --> 00:39:53,588 - Gomer pyle. - Sir, yes, sir. 637 00:39:53,766 --> 00:39:57,679 You forget your fucking name? 0300, infantry. You made it. 638 00:39:57,854 --> 00:39:59,970 - Perkins. - Sir, yes, sir. 639 00:40:04,152 --> 00:40:06,985 Our last night on the island. 640 00:40:07,155 --> 00:40:09,692 I draw fire watch. 641 00:41:12,512 --> 00:41:15,629 Hi, joker. 642 00:41:37,620 --> 00:41:41,158 Are those live rounds? 643 00:41:47,171 --> 00:41:51,005 Seven-six-two millimeter. 644 00:41:52,635 --> 00:41:56,048 Full metal jacket. 645 00:42:04,605 --> 00:42:06,561 I eonard 646 00:42:06,733 --> 00:42:10,601 if hartman comes in here and catches us 647 00:42:11,779 --> 00:42:14,816 we'll both be in a world of shit. 648 00:42:18,119 --> 00:42:20,405 I am 649 00:42:21,748 --> 00:42:24,114 na world... 650 00:42:25,668 --> 00:42:28,205 Of shit. 651 00:42:31,466 --> 00:42:32,672 I eft shoulder. 652 00:42:35,261 --> 00:42:36,626 Right shoulder. 653 00:42:39,766 --> 00:42:41,006 I ock and load. 654 00:42:45,813 --> 00:42:47,178 Order. 655 00:42:50,026 --> 00:42:51,812 This is my rifle. 656 00:42:51,986 --> 00:42:54,773 There are many like it, but this one is mine. 657 00:42:56,032 --> 00:42:59,320 My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. 658 00:42:59,494 --> 00:43:01,985 Get back in your bunks. 659 00:43:02,163 --> 00:43:04,324 What is this Mickey mouse shit? 660 00:43:04,499 --> 00:43:09,368 What in the name of Jesus h. Christ are you animals doing in my head? 661 00:43:09,545 --> 00:43:12,878 Why is private pyle out of his bunk after lights out? 662 00:43:13,049 --> 00:43:15,882 Why is private pyle holding that weapon? 663 00:43:16,052 --> 00:43:19,419 Why aren't you stomping private pyle's guts out? 664 00:43:19,597 --> 00:43:22,805 Sir, it is the private's duty to inform the senior drill instructor. 665 00:43:22,975 --> 00:43:27,685 That private pyle has a full magazine and has locked and loaded, sir. 666 00:43:35,279 --> 00:43:39,022 Now you listen to me, private pyle... 667 00:43:39,200 --> 00:43:41,942 And you listen good. 668 00:43:42,370 --> 00:43:44,656 I want that weapon... 669 00:43:44,831 --> 00:43:47,447 And I want it now. 670 00:43:47,959 --> 00:43:52,202 You will place that rifle on the deck at your feet... 671 00:43:52,380 --> 00:43:55,213 And step back away from it. 672 00:44:02,682 --> 00:44:06,174 What is your major malfunction, numb-nuts? 673 00:44:06,352 --> 00:44:10,595 Didn't mommy and daddy show you enough attention when you were a child? 674 00:44:36,174 --> 00:44:38,256 Easy, Leonard. 675 00:44:41,721 --> 00:44:43,757 Go easy, man. 676 00:45:09,457 --> 00:45:10,697 No! 677 00:45:39,321 --> 00:45:43,367 ♪ You keep sayin' you've got somethin' for me ♪ 678 00:45:45,160 --> 00:45:48,580 ♪ Somethin' you call love, but confess I 679 00:45:50,707 --> 00:45:54,628 ♪ You've been a-messin' Where you shouldn't have been a-messin'& 680 00:45:56,129 --> 00:46:00,217 ♪ And now someone else is gettin' all your best ♪ 681 00:46:01,927 --> 00:46:04,846 ♪ These boots are made for walkin' ♪ 682 00:46:04,930 --> 00:46:07,265 ♪ And that's just what they'll do I 683 00:46:08,016 --> 00:46:11,311 ♪ One of these days these boots are gonna... ♪ 684 00:46:11,385 --> 00:46:12,846 Hey, baby. 685 00:46:13,020 --> 00:46:16,057 You got girlfriend vietham? 686 00:46:16,232 --> 00:46:18,848 Not just this minute. 687 00:46:19,026 --> 00:46:22,359 Well, baby, me so horny. 688 00:46:22,530 --> 00:46:24,691 Me so horny. 689 00:46:24,865 --> 00:46:27,402 Me love you long time. 690 00:46:27,952 --> 00:46:29,192 You party? 691 00:46:29,370 --> 00:46:31,486 Yeah, we might party. 692 00:46:31,664 --> 00:46:34,451 - How much? - Fifteen dollar. 693 00:46:34,625 --> 00:46:38,664 - Fifteen dollars for both of us. - No. Each you $15. 694 00:46:38,838 --> 00:46:40,749 Me love you long time. 695 00:46:40,923 --> 00:46:43,539 Me so horny. 696 00:46:43,718 --> 00:46:46,050 Fifteen dollar too beaucoup. 697 00:46:46,220 --> 00:46:49,462 - Five dollars each. - Me sucky-sucky. 698 00:46:49,640 --> 00:46:52,222 Me love you too much. 699 00:46:53,644 --> 00:46:56,932 Five dollars is all my mom allows me to spend. 700 00:46:57,106 --> 00:47:00,064 Okay. Ten dollar each. 701 00:47:00,234 --> 00:47:02,725 What do we get for $107? 702 00:47:02,903 --> 00:47:05,690 Everything you want. 703 00:47:05,865 --> 00:47:09,028 - Everything? - Everything. 704 00:47:10,077 --> 00:47:14,161 Well, old buddy, feel like spending some of your hard-earned money? 705 00:47:14,332 --> 00:47:16,243 Just a minute. 706 00:47:16,584 --> 00:47:20,702 You know, half these gook whores are serving officers in the Vietcong. 707 00:47:20,880 --> 00:47:22,620 The other half have got tb. 708 00:47:23,466 --> 00:47:25,761 Be sure you only fuck the ones that cough. 709 00:47:25,844 --> 00:47:29,514 ♪ And what he knows, you ain't had time to learn ♪ 710 00:47:34,895 --> 00:47:37,314 ♪ And that's just what they'll do I 711 00:47:37,397 --> 00:47:42,569 ♪ One of these days these boots Are gonna walk all over you ♪ 712 00:48:14,725 --> 00:48:17,967 That little sucker really had some moves on him, didn't he? 713 00:48:18,145 --> 00:48:19,806 Yeah. 714 00:48:21,649 --> 00:48:24,231 You know what really pisses me off about these people? 715 00:48:24,402 --> 00:48:25,733 What? 716 00:48:25,945 --> 00:48:29,779 We're supposed to be helping them, and they shit all over us every chance they get. 717 00:48:29,949 --> 00:48:31,905 I just can't feature that. 718 00:48:32,076 --> 00:48:35,534 Don't take it too hard, rafterman. It's just business. 719 00:48:37,331 --> 00:48:40,698 I hate da nang, joker. I wanna go out into the field. 720 00:48:40,876 --> 00:48:42,832 I've been in country almost three months 721 00:48:43,003 --> 00:48:45,790 and all I do is take handshake shots at award ceremonies. 722 00:48:45,965 --> 00:48:49,002 You'd get wasted your first day in the field and it'd be my fault. 723 00:48:49,176 --> 00:48:51,462 A high school girl could do my job. 724 00:48:51,637 --> 00:48:53,423 I wanna get out into the shit. 725 00:48:53,597 --> 00:48:56,179 I wanna get some trigger time. 726 00:48:57,101 --> 00:49:00,593 If you get killed, your mom will find me after I rotate back to the world. 727 00:49:00,771 --> 00:49:02,511 And she'll beat the shit out of me. 728 00:49:02,690 --> 00:49:05,181 That's a negative, rafterman. 729 00:49:07,945 --> 00:49:11,904 Okay, guys. Let's keep it short and sweet today. Anybody got anything new? 730 00:49:14,243 --> 00:49:17,906 There's a rumor going around that the tet ceasefire is gonna be canceled. 731 00:49:18,372 --> 00:49:19,862 Rear-Echelon paranoia. 732 00:49:20,207 --> 00:49:24,325 A bro in intelligence says Charlie might try to pull off something big during tet. 733 00:49:24,503 --> 00:49:26,960 They say the same thing every year. 734 00:49:27,131 --> 00:49:28,917 There's a lot of talk about it, sir. 735 00:49:29,091 --> 00:49:30,877 I wouldn't lose any sleep over it. 736 00:49:31,051 --> 00:49:35,215 The tet holiday is like the fourth of July, Christmas and new year all rolled into one. 737 00:49:35,389 --> 00:49:38,756 Every zipperhead in nam, north and south, will be banging gongs... 738 00:49:38,934 --> 00:49:41,801 Barking at the moon and visiting his dead relatives. 739 00:49:42,229 --> 00:49:45,562 Right. Ann-Margret and entourage are due here next week. 740 00:49:45,733 --> 00:49:49,021 I want someone on the airfield and stick with her for a couple of days. 741 00:49:49,195 --> 00:49:51,652 - Rafterman, you take it. - Aye, aye, sir. 742 00:49:51,822 --> 00:49:53,528 And get some good low-angle stuff. 743 00:49:53,699 --> 00:49:57,738 Don't make it too obvious, but I wanna see fur and early-morning dew. 744 00:49:57,912 --> 00:50:00,198 - Yes, sir. - "Diplomats in dungarees. 745 00:50:00,372 --> 00:50:04,081 Marine engineers lend a helping hand rebuilding dong phuc village recently..." 746 00:50:04,251 --> 00:50:07,539 Chili, if we move viethamese, they are evacuees... 747 00:50:07,713 --> 00:50:10,796 If they come to us to be evacuated, they are refugees. 748 00:50:10,966 --> 00:50:12,752 I'll make a note of it, sir. 749 00:50:13,427 --> 00:50:15,918 "Nva soldier deserts after reading pamphlets. 750 00:50:16,096 --> 00:50:20,135 A young north vietnamese army regular, who realized his side could not win 751 00:50:20,309 --> 00:50:23,096 deserted from his unit after reading open arms pamphlets." 752 00:50:23,270 --> 00:50:26,387 That's good, Dave. But why say north vietnamese army regular? 753 00:50:26,565 --> 00:50:30,274 Is there an irregular? How about north vietnamese army soldier? 754 00:50:30,444 --> 00:50:31,524 I'll fix it up, sir. 755 00:50:31,946 --> 00:50:33,982 Lawrence Welk show is outon TV in two weeks. 756 00:50:34,156 --> 00:50:35,316 Dave, do 100 words on it. 757 00:50:35,491 --> 00:50:38,028 - Aftv will give you some background stuff. - Sir. 758 00:50:38,202 --> 00:50:39,942 "Not while we're eating. 759 00:50:40,120 --> 00:50:42,657 Nva learned marines on a search-and-destroy mission... 760 00:50:42,831 --> 00:50:45,163 Don't like to be interrupted while eating chow." 761 00:50:45,334 --> 00:50:49,247 Search-and-destroy. We have a new directive from maf on this. 762 00:50:49,505 --> 00:50:53,999 In future, in place of search-and-destroy, substitute the phrase sweep-and-clear. 763 00:50:54,176 --> 00:50:57,464 - Sweep-and-clear, got it? - Got it. Very catchy. 764 00:50:58,305 --> 00:51:00,591 And, joker, where's the weenie? 765 00:51:01,141 --> 00:51:02,722 Sir? 766 00:51:02,893 --> 00:51:06,806 The kill, joker. The kill. I mean, all that fire, the grunts must have hit something. 767 00:51:06,981 --> 00:51:08,266 Didn't see them. 768 00:51:09,316 --> 00:51:12,683 Joker, I've told you, we run two basic stories here 769 00:51:12,861 --> 00:51:16,319 grunts who give half their pay to buy gooks toothbrushes and deodorants. 770 00:51:16,490 --> 00:51:18,776 Winning of hearts and minds. Okay? 771 00:51:18,951 --> 00:51:22,535 And combat action that results in a kill. Winning the war. 772 00:51:22,705 --> 00:51:26,414 Now, you must have seen blood trails. Drag marks? 773 00:51:26,584 --> 00:51:28,245 It was raining, sir. 774 00:51:28,752 --> 00:51:31,585 Well, that's why god passed the law of probability. 775 00:51:31,755 --> 00:51:34,838 Now rewrite it and give it a happy ending. Say, one killed. 776 00:51:35,009 --> 00:51:37,375 Make it a sapper or an officer. Which? 777 00:51:37,886 --> 00:51:39,217 Whichever you say. 778 00:51:39,388 --> 00:51:41,845 Grunts like reading about dead officers. 779 00:51:42,016 --> 00:51:45,258 Okay, an officer. How about a general? 780 00:51:45,728 --> 00:51:47,013 Joker 781 00:51:47,187 --> 00:51:50,600 maybe you'd like our guys to read the paper and feel bad. 782 00:51:50,774 --> 00:51:53,891 I mean, in case you didn't know it, this is not a very popular war. 783 00:51:54,069 --> 00:51:56,185 Now, it is our job to report the news... 784 00:51:56,363 --> 00:51:59,446 That these why-are-we-here civilian newsmen ignore. 785 00:52:00,200 --> 00:52:03,818 Sir, maybe you should go out on some ops yourself. 786 00:52:03,996 --> 00:52:07,705 I'm sure you could find a lot more blood trails and drag marks. 787 00:52:08,334 --> 00:52:10,325 Joker, I've had my ass in the grass. 788 00:52:10,502 --> 00:52:12,458 Can't say I liked it much. 789 00:52:12,630 --> 00:52:15,622 Lots of bugs and too dangerous. 790 00:52:15,799 --> 00:52:18,836 As it happens, my present duties keep me where I belong... 791 00:52:19,011 --> 00:52:21,218 In the rear with the gear. 792 00:52:22,932 --> 00:52:29,022 ♪ Goin' to the chapel And we're gonna get married ♪ 793 00:52:29,196 --> 00:52:31,729 Tet. The year of the monkey. 794 00:52:31,899 --> 00:52:35,016 Viethamese I unar new year's fve. 795 00:52:35,194 --> 00:52:40,279 Down in dogpatch, the gooks are shooting off fireworks to celebrate. 796 00:52:40,909 --> 00:52:44,287 ♪ Gonna get married ♪ 797 00:52:44,371 --> 00:52:46,539 ♪ Goin' to the chapel... ♪ 798 00:52:48,999 --> 00:52:52,662 I am fucking bored to death, man. 799 00:52:53,253 --> 00:52:55,744 I gotta get back in the shit. 800 00:52:55,923 --> 00:52:59,006 I ain't heard a shot fired in anger in weeks. 801 00:52:59,802 --> 00:53:01,167 Joker's so tough... 802 00:53:01,428 --> 00:53:04,795 Ne'd eat the boogers out of a dead man's nose 803 00:53:04,973 --> 00:53:06,884 then ask for seconds. 804 00:53:07,393 --> 00:53:09,429 Listen up, pilgrim. 805 00:53:09,603 --> 00:53:14,097 A day without blood is like a day without sunshine. 806 00:53:14,608 --> 00:53:15,893 Shit. 807 00:53:16,068 --> 00:53:19,936 Joker thinks the bad bush is between an old mama-San's legs. 808 00:53:20,114 --> 00:53:22,070 He's never been in the shit 809 00:53:22,241 --> 00:53:24,948 it's hard to talk about it, man. It's like on Hastings. 810 00:53:25,119 --> 00:53:27,656 You weren't on operation Hastings, payback. 811 00:53:27,830 --> 00:53:30,492 - You weren't even in country. - Eat shit and die... 812 00:53:30,666 --> 00:53:33,533 You fucking Spanish-American. You fucking pogue. 813 00:53:33,711 --> 00:53:35,121 I was there, man. 814 00:53:35,295 --> 00:53:37,001 I was in the shit with the grunts. 815 00:53:37,172 --> 00:53:40,960 Don't listen to any of payback's bullshit, rafterman. 816 00:53:41,135 --> 00:53:44,548 Sometimes he thinks he's John Wayne. 817 00:53:45,264 --> 00:53:46,720 You listen to joker, new guy. 818 00:53:46,890 --> 00:53:48,505 He knows fi ti 819 00:53:48,684 --> 00:53:50,220 very little. 820 00:53:50,394 --> 00:53:53,181 You know he's never been in the shit. He ain't got the stare. 821 00:53:53,355 --> 00:53:56,893 - The stare? - The thousand-yard stare. 822 00:53:57,067 --> 00:54:00,059 A marine gets it after he's been in the shit for too long. 823 00:54:00,237 --> 00:54:01,773 It's like... 824 00:54:02,156 --> 00:54:04,067 It's like you're really seeing beyond. 825 00:54:04,825 --> 00:54:06,031 I got it. 826 00:54:06,201 --> 00:54:08,032 All field marines got it. 827 00:54:08,203 --> 00:54:09,693 And you'll have it too. 828 00:54:09,872 --> 00:54:11,157 I will? 829 00:54:11,331 --> 00:54:12,912 Hey, payback... 830 00:54:13,083 --> 00:54:16,166 How do you stop five black dudes from raping a white chick? 831 00:54:16,795 --> 00:54:19,662 Fuck you, stork. Throw them a basketball. 832 00:54:24,678 --> 00:54:26,794 - Incoming. - Oh, shit. 833 00:54:28,474 --> 00:54:30,339 Them are outgoing. 834 00:54:32,311 --> 00:54:34,518 - That ain't outgoing. - That ain't outgoing. 835 00:54:34,688 --> 00:54:36,349 Now, what did I just say? 836 00:55:14,436 --> 00:55:17,678 Hey, I hope they're just fucking with us. 837 00:55:17,856 --> 00:55:21,098 I ain't ready for this shit. Amen. 838 00:56:14,037 --> 00:56:15,948 Cease fire. 839 00:56:20,002 --> 00:56:22,118 - Cease fire. - Cease fire. 840 00:56:25,799 --> 00:56:27,790 Cease fire. 841 00:56:38,770 --> 00:56:40,761 The enemy... 842 00:56:40,939 --> 00:56:43,430 Has very decelitfully... 843 00:56:43,609 --> 00:56:46,476 Taken advantage of the tet ceasefire 844 00:56:46,653 --> 00:56:49,986 to launch an offensive all over the country. 845 00:56:50,324 --> 00:56:53,987 So far, we've had it pretty easy here. 846 00:56:54,161 --> 00:56:56,322 But we seem to be the exception. 847 00:56:57,080 --> 00:57:01,824 Charlie has hit every major military target in Vietnam and hit them hard. 848 00:57:02,002 --> 00:57:07,872 In Saigon the United States embassy has been overrun by suicide squads. 849 00:57:08,050 --> 00:57:10,006 - Shit. - Jesus Christ, man. 850 00:57:10,177 --> 00:57:13,669 Khe sanh is standing by to be overrun. 851 00:57:14,973 --> 00:57:17,510 We also have reports that a division of nva 852 00:57:22,814 --> 00:57:25,851 In strategic terms, Charlie's cut the country in half... 853 00:57:26,026 --> 00:57:28,813 The civilian press are about to wet their pants... 854 00:57:28,987 --> 00:57:33,902 And we've heard even cronkite's gonna say the war is now unwinnable. 855 00:57:34,534 --> 00:57:36,240 In other words 856 00:57:36,411 --> 00:57:41,246 it's a huge shit sandwich and we're all gonna have to take a bite. 857 00:57:44,127 --> 00:57:45,867 Sir. 858 00:57:46,213 --> 00:57:49,046 Does this mean that Ann-Margret's not coming? 859 00:57:53,887 --> 00:57:58,221 Joker, I want you to get straight up to phu bai. 860 00:57:58,725 --> 00:58:01,888 Captain January will need all his people. 861 00:58:02,062 --> 00:58:04,348 - Yes, sir. - And, joker... 862 00:58:04,523 --> 00:58:07,515 You will take off that damn button. 863 00:58:07,693 --> 00:58:11,106 How's it gonna look if you get killed wearing a peace symbol? 864 00:58:11,279 --> 00:58:12,735 Sir. 865 00:58:12,906 --> 00:58:15,113 Permission to go with joker? 866 00:58:15,826 --> 00:58:17,782 - Permission granted. - Thank you, sir. 867 00:58:17,953 --> 00:58:20,911 Sir, permission not to take rafterman with me? 868 00:58:21,081 --> 00:58:23,163 You still here? 869 00:58:23,333 --> 00:58:26,951 Vanish, joker, most Ricky-tick, and take rafterman with you. 870 00:58:27,129 --> 00:58:29,461 You're responsible for him. 871 00:59:05,292 --> 00:59:06,953 (Set some. 872 00:59:07,794 --> 00:59:09,500 (Set some. 873 00:59:12,132 --> 00:59:14,999 (Get some. Get some. Yeah yeah. 874 00:59:16,011 --> 00:59:19,754 Get some. Get some. Come on. Come on. 875 00:59:23,810 --> 00:59:25,391 (Set some. 876 00:59:32,903 --> 00:59:35,064 Get some, baby. 877 00:59:35,405 --> 00:59:37,817 (Get some. Get some. (Get some. 878 00:59:38,825 --> 00:59:41,441 Get some. Get some, come on. Get it, come on. 879 00:59:41,620 --> 00:59:44,111 Get some. Get some. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 880 00:59:44,289 --> 00:59:46,496 I've got you, mother. 881 00:59:51,338 --> 00:59:54,455 Anyone who runs is a vc. 882 00:59:55,008 --> 00:59:57,545 Anyone who stands still... 883 00:59:57,719 --> 01:00:00,677 Is a well-disciplined vc. 884 01:00:02,599 --> 01:00:06,217 You guys ought to do a story about me sometime. 885 01:00:07,395 --> 01:00:10,478 Why should we do a story about you? 886 01:00:10,857 --> 01:00:12,939 Because I'm so fucking good. 887 01:00:13,110 --> 01:00:15,226 That ain't no shit neither. 888 01:00:15,403 --> 01:00:19,863 I've done got me 157 dead gooks killed. 889 01:00:20,033 --> 01:00:22,820 And 50 water buffaloes too. 890 01:00:22,994 --> 01:00:25,781 Them are all certified. 891 01:00:25,956 --> 01:00:28,823 Any women or children? 892 01:00:29,334 --> 01:00:30,949 Sometimes. 893 01:00:32,087 --> 01:00:35,796 How can you shoot women and children? 894 01:00:36,383 --> 01:00:37,714 Easy. 895 01:00:37,884 --> 01:00:40,250 You just don't lead them so much. 896 01:00:41,805 --> 01:00:43,761 Ain't war hell? 897 01:01:20,343 --> 01:01:22,459 Top, we wanna get in the shit. 898 01:01:22,637 --> 01:01:24,127 Down the road. Two-five. 899 01:01:24,306 --> 01:01:27,093 Two-five. Outstanding. Thanks, top. 900 01:01:51,833 --> 01:01:53,448 Fxcuse me. 901 01:01:53,627 --> 01:01:54,992 Sir. 902 01:01:55,170 --> 01:01:58,287 We're looking for 1st platoon, hotel two-five. 903 01:01:58,465 --> 01:01:59,875 I got a bro named cowboy there. 904 01:02:00,050 --> 01:02:01,460 You people one-one? 905 01:02:01,635 --> 01:02:03,921 No, sir. We're reporters from stars and stripes. 906 01:02:04,095 --> 01:02:05,926 - Stars and stripes? - Yes, sir. 907 01:02:06,097 --> 01:02:08,133 I'm cowboy's platoon commander. 908 01:02:08,308 --> 01:02:11,095 Cowboy's just down the road in the platoon area. 909 01:02:11,269 --> 01:02:14,932 - You mind if we tag along, sir? - No problem. Welcome aboard. 910 01:02:15,106 --> 01:02:18,314 By the way, my name's schinoski. Walter j schinoski 911 01:02:18,485 --> 01:02:20,726 my people call me Mr. touchdown. 912 01:02:20,904 --> 01:02:22,394 I played ball for notre dame. 913 01:02:22,572 --> 01:02:23,857 Notre dame? Yeah 914 01:02:24,032 --> 01:02:26,739 - all right. - You here to make cowboy famous? 915 01:02:26,910 --> 01:02:28,491 Never happen, sir. 916 01:02:28,662 --> 01:02:32,951 Well, if you people came looking for a story, this is your lucky day. 917 01:02:33,124 --> 01:02:36,287 We got condition red and we're definitely expecting rain. 918 01:02:36,461 --> 01:02:39,203 Outstanding, sir. We taking care of business? 919 01:02:39,381 --> 01:02:40,871 Well, the nva are dug in deep. 920 01:02:41,049 --> 01:02:43,586 Hotel company's still working this side of the river. 921 01:02:43,760 --> 01:02:45,967 Street by street and house by house. 922 01:02:46,137 --> 01:02:48,128 Charles definitely got his shit together... 923 01:02:48,306 --> 01:02:50,547 But we're still getting some decent kills here. 924 01:02:50,725 --> 01:02:54,934 We heard some scuttlebutt, sir, about the nva executing a lot of gook civilians. 925 01:02:55,105 --> 01:02:56,515 That's affirmative. 926 01:02:56,690 --> 01:03:00,353 I saw some bodies about a half a klick this side of phu cam canal. 927 01:03:00,527 --> 01:03:02,688 Will you show me where, sir? 928 01:03:05,031 --> 01:03:06,612 Here's the canal. 929 01:03:29,597 --> 01:03:32,760 The dead have been covered with lime. 930 01:03:33,977 --> 01:03:36,844 The dead know only one thing: 931 01:03:37,522 --> 01:03:40,059 It is better to be alive. 932 01:03:46,364 --> 01:03:47,945 Excuse me”? 933 01:03:48,116 --> 01:03:50,402 - Good morning, lieutenant. - Morning. 934 01:03:50,577 --> 01:03:54,115 I make it 20. Is that the official body count, sir? 935 01:03:54,289 --> 01:03:55,745 What outfit are you men with? 936 01:03:55,915 --> 01:03:58,031 Sir, we're reporters from stars and stripes. 937 01:03:58,293 --> 01:03:59,829 - Oh, I see. - I'm sergeant joker... 938 01:04:00,003 --> 01:04:02,289 And this photographer is rafterman. 939 01:04:02,464 --> 01:04:05,080 I'm lieutenant cleves and I'm from Hartford, Connecticut. 940 01:04:05,258 --> 01:04:08,170 Have you got a body count, sir? “We think it's 20 941 01:04:08,345 --> 01:04:10,427 do you know how it happened, sir? 942 01:04:10,805 --> 01:04:14,593 Well, it seems the nva came in with a list of gook names. 943 01:04:14,768 --> 01:04:19,307 Government officials, policemen, arvin officers, school teachers. 944 01:04:19,481 --> 01:04:21,472 They went around to their houses real polite... 945 01:04:25,487 --> 01:04:27,773 Everybody who turned up got shot. 946 01:04:27,947 --> 01:04:29,562 Some they buried alive. 947 01:04:29,783 --> 01:04:31,114 Ready. 948 01:04:32,702 --> 01:04:34,112 Colonel 949 01:04:35,663 --> 01:04:38,370 marine, what is that button on your body armor? 950 01:04:38,541 --> 01:04:39,781 A peace symbol, sir. 951 01:04:39,959 --> 01:04:42,575 - Where did you get it? - I don't remember, sir. 952 01:04:43,004 --> 01:04:44,869 What is that written on your helmet? 953 01:04:45,048 --> 01:04:46,504 Born to kill, sir. 954 01:04:46,758 --> 01:04:49,716 You write born to kill on your helmet and wear a peace button. 955 01:04:49,886 --> 01:04:52,218 What's that supposed to be, some kind of sick joke? 956 01:04:52,389 --> 01:04:54,971 - No, sir. - What is it supposed to mean? 957 01:04:55,141 --> 01:04:56,472 I don't know, sir. 958 01:04:56,643 --> 01:04:58,133 - You don't know much. - No, sir. 959 01:04:58,311 --> 01:05:01,553 Get your head and your ass wired together or I will take a shit on you. 960 01:05:01,731 --> 01:05:03,471 - Yes, sir. - Now answer my question... 961 01:05:03,650 --> 01:05:05,982 Or you'll be standing tall before the man. 962 01:05:06,152 --> 01:05:09,144 I was trying to suggest something about the duality of man, sir. 963 01:05:09,322 --> 01:05:12,906 - The what? - The duality of man. The jungian thing, sir. 964 01:05:14,119 --> 01:05:16,326 - Whose side are you on, son? - Our side, sir. 965 01:05:16,496 --> 01:05:18,157 - You love your country? - Yes, sir. 966 01:05:18,331 --> 01:05:19,912 How about getting with the program. 967 01:05:20,083 --> 01:05:22,495 Jump on the team and come on in for the big win. 968 01:05:22,669 --> 01:05:23,704 Yes, sir. 969 01:05:23,878 --> 01:05:28,338 All I've asked of my marines is for them to obey my orders as they would god's word. 970 01:05:28,508 --> 01:05:30,248 We are here to help the vietnamese... 971 01:05:30,427 --> 01:05:34,340 Because inside every gook there is an American trying to get out. 972 01:05:34,514 --> 01:05:36,175 It's a hardball world, son. 973 01:05:36,349 --> 01:05:40,012 We've gotta try to keep our heads until this peace craze blows over. 974 01:05:40,186 --> 01:05:41,186 Aye, aye, sir. 975 01:05:51,656 --> 01:05:55,365 Hey, bro. We're looking for 1st platoon, hotel two-five. 976 01:05:55,535 --> 01:05:57,366 Around the back. 977 01:06:05,962 --> 01:06:09,045 - First platoon? - Yeah, through there. 978 01:06:11,093 --> 01:06:12,386 ♪ Wooly Bully ♪ 979 01:06:13,012 --> 01:06:14,305 ♪ Watch it, now, watch it ♪ 980 01:06:15,514 --> 01:06:17,308 ♪ Here it come, here it come ♪ 981 01:06:21,145 --> 01:06:22,771 ♪ Watch it, man, he getcha ♪ 982 01:06:30,279 --> 01:06:32,364 ♪ Mattie told Hattie ♪ 983 01:06:32,739 --> 01:06:34,821 Hey, lone ranger. 984 01:06:36,911 --> 01:06:38,996 ♪ Had two big horns ♪ 985 01:06:38,870 --> 01:06:42,533 Holy shit. It's the joker. You old motherfucker. 986 01:06:45,169 --> 01:06:47,713 -♪ Wooly Bully ♪ -♪ Yeah, drive ♪ 987 01:06:47,787 --> 01:06:48,587 What's happening? 988 01:06:48,755 --> 01:06:52,589 Thought I hoped I'd never see you again, you piece of shit. 989 01:06:53,092 --> 01:06:54,628 What's happening, man? 990 01:06:54,802 --> 01:06:58,215 Oh, just waiting to get back to the land of the big px. 991 01:06:58,389 --> 01:07:00,345 Yeah? Well, why go back? 992 01:07:00,517 --> 01:07:02,053 Here or there, samey-same. 993 01:07:02,227 --> 01:07:03,933 - Been getting any? - Only your sister. 994 01:07:04,103 --> 01:07:08,187 Well, better my sister than my mom, though my mom's not bad. 995 01:07:08,775 --> 01:07:11,391 Hey, you hogs, listen up. 996 01:07:11,569 --> 01:07:14,732 This is my bro, joker, from the island, and thisis? 997 01:07:14,906 --> 01:07:16,862 - Rafterman. - Rafterman. 998 01:07:17,033 --> 01:07:19,866 They're from stars and stripes. They'll make you famous. 999 01:07:20,036 --> 01:07:21,321 Fucking a. Yeah 1000 01:07:21,496 --> 01:07:23,452 we're the lusthog squad. 1001 01:07:23,623 --> 01:07:26,160 We're life-takers and heartbreakers. 1002 01:07:26,334 --> 01:07:29,826 We shoot them full of holes and fill them full of lead. 1003 01:07:34,300 --> 01:07:36,962 You a photographer? 1004 01:07:38,429 --> 01:07:40,966 No, I'm a combat correspondent. 1005 01:07:41,975 --> 01:07:44,466 Oh, you seen much combat? 1006 01:07:47,230 --> 01:07:49,596 Well, I've seen a little on TV. 1007 01:07:53,945 --> 01:07:56,687 You're a real comedian. 1008 01:07:57,991 --> 01:08:00,698 Well, they call me the joker. 1009 01:08:01,995 --> 01:08:04,452 Well, I got a joke for you. 1010 01:08:04,622 --> 01:08:07,864 I'm gonna tear you a new asshole. 1011 01:08:11,087 --> 01:08:12,952 Well, pilgrim... 1012 01:08:13,131 --> 01:08:18,251 Only after you eat the peanuts out of my shit. 1013 01:08:23,683 --> 01:08:25,765 You talk the talk. 1014 01:08:26,978 --> 01:08:29,811 Do you walk the walk? 1015 01:08:34,193 --> 01:08:35,683 Now, you might not believe it... 1016 01:08:36,112 --> 01:08:41,152 But under fire, animal mother's one of the finest human beings in the world. 1017 01:08:41,326 --> 01:08:45,444 All he needs is somebody to throw hand grenades at him the rest of his life. 1018 01:08:45,622 --> 01:08:49,786 That's a Roger, come on. Sit down. Come on, new guy. 1019 01:08:49,943 --> 01:08:51,378 ♪ Wooly bully ♪ 1020 01:08:52,545 --> 01:08:54,786 Hey, jungle-bunny. 1021 01:08:54,964 --> 01:08:57,751 Thank god for the sickle cell, huh? 1022 01:08:57,925 --> 01:08:59,756 Yeah, mother. 1023 01:09:01,054 --> 01:09:02,840 Hey, photographer. 1024 01:09:04,223 --> 01:09:06,259 You wanna take a good picture? 1025 01:09:07,560 --> 01:09:08,970 Here, man. 1026 01:09:09,312 --> 01:09:10,768 Take this. 1027 01:09:12,399 --> 01:09:14,234 ♪ Come and learn to dance ♪ 1028 01:09:14,318 --> 01:09:17,529 ♪ Wooly bully ♪ 1029 01:09:17,613 --> 01:09:18,989 ♪ Wooly bully ♪ 1030 01:09:19,656 --> 01:09:22,523 This is my bro. 1031 01:09:22,701 --> 01:09:24,787 ♪ Wooly bully Wooly bully ♪ 1032 01:09:24,870 --> 01:09:26,830 ♪ Watch it, now, watch it, watch it ; 1033 01:09:32,085 --> 01:09:34,201 This is his party. 1034 01:09:34,379 --> 01:09:36,540 He's the guest of honor. 1035 01:09:37,465 --> 01:09:40,127 Today is his birthday. 1036 01:09:40,760 --> 01:09:43,547 Happy birthday, zipperhead. 1037 01:09:44,555 --> 01:09:46,921 I will never forget this day. 1038 01:09:47,100 --> 01:09:52,436 The day I came to hue city and fought 1 million nva gooks. 1039 01:09:52,897 --> 01:09:56,185 I love the little commie bastards, man, I really do. 1040 01:09:56,651 --> 01:09:59,893 These enemy grunts are as hard as slant-eyed drill instructors. 1041 01:10:01,864 --> 01:10:04,822 These are great days we're living, bros. 1042 01:10:05,952 --> 01:10:09,991 We are jolly green giants, walking the earth with guns. 1043 01:10:10,748 --> 01:10:13,114 These people we wasted here today... 1044 01:10:13,292 --> 01:10:16,034 Are the finest human beings we will ever know. 1045 01:10:16,171 --> 01:10:17,965 ♪ Watch it, now, watch it Here it come ♪ 1046 01:10:18,339 --> 01:10:20,000 After we rotate back to the world 1047 01:10:20,174 --> 01:10:23,462 we're gonna miss not having anyone around who's worth shooting. 1048 01:11:29,952 --> 01:11:32,614 - Stay put, keep your heads down. - Stay put. 1049 01:11:32,789 --> 01:11:34,404 Stay put. 1050 01:11:49,555 --> 01:11:51,637 Shit. 1051 01:11:59,524 --> 01:12:03,016 Delta six actual, this is Murphy. Over. 1052 01:12:04,737 --> 01:12:08,400 Delta six actual, this is Murphy. Over. 1053 01:12:09,534 --> 01:12:10,899 Delta six 1054 01:12:11,077 --> 01:12:14,194 delta six, we are receiving incoming fire from the vill 1055 01:12:14,664 --> 01:12:16,245 the lieutenant is down. 1056 01:12:16,415 --> 01:12:19,407 We're going to stop here and check out what's in front of us. Over. 1057 01:12:25,049 --> 01:12:27,506 Okay, lusthog squad, listen up. 1058 01:12:28,219 --> 01:12:30,301 Gonna move up these roads and check the vill 1059 01:12:30,471 --> 01:12:32,837 I want the third team up this road here. 1060 01:12:33,015 --> 01:12:36,928 First and second fire team behind me up this other road, okay? 1061 01:12:37,395 --> 01:12:40,262 Let's go. Let's get it done. 1062 01:15:40,746 --> 01:15:42,956 ♪ Bird, bird, bird Bird's the word ♪ 1063 01:15:43,039 --> 01:15:45,375 ♪ Well, a-bird, bird, bird Bird is the word ♪ 1064 01:15:45,459 --> 01:15:47,711 ♪ Well, a-bird, bird, bird Well, a-bird is the word ♪ 1065 01:15:47,794 --> 01:15:49,963 ♪ Well, a-bird, bird, bird Bird's the word ♪ 1066 01:15:50,046 --> 01:15:52,299 ♪ Well, a-bird, bird, bird Well, a-bird is the word ♪ 1067 01:15:52,382 --> 01:15:54,676 ♪ Well, a-bird, bird Bird's the word ♪ 1068 01:15:54,760 --> 01:15:57,012 ♪ Well, a-bird, bird, bird Bird's the word ♪ 1069 01:15:57,095 --> 01:15:59,347 ♪ Well, a-bird, bird, bird Well, a-bird is the word ♪ 1070 01:15:59,431 --> 01:16:01,475 ♪ Well, a-bird, bird Bird's the word ♪ 1071 01:16:01,558 --> 01:16:04,060 ♪ Well, don't you know about the bird? ♪ 1072 01:16:04,144 --> 01:16:06,396 ♪ Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word ♪ 1073 01:16:06,480 --> 01:16:08,815 ♪ Well, a-bird, bird Bird's the bird ♪ 1074 01:16:13,528 --> 01:16:16,531 ♪ Well, everybody's heard about the bird ♪ 1075 01:16:16,615 --> 01:16:18,283 ♪ Bird, bird, bird Bird's the word ♪ 1076 01:16:18,366 --> 01:16:20,535 ♪ Well, a-bird, bird, bird Bird's the word ♪ 1077 01:16:20,619 --> 01:16:22,871 ♪ Well, a-bird, bird, bird Bird's the word ♪ 1078 01:16:22,954 --> 01:16:25,248 ♪ Well, a-bird, bird Bird's the word ♪ 1079 01:16:25,332 --> 01:16:27,584 ♪ Well, a-bird, bird, bird Bird's the word ♪ 1080 01:16:27,667 --> 01:16:29,878 ♪ Well, a-bird, bird, bird Bird's the word ♪ 1081 01:16:29,961 --> 01:16:32,255 ♪ Well, a-bird, bird, bird Bird's the word ♪ 1082 01:16:32,339 --> 01:16:34,591 ♪ Well, a-bird, bird, bird Bird's the word ♪ 1083 01:16:34,674 --> 01:16:36,802 ♪ Well, don't you know about the bird? ♪ 1084 01:16:36,885 --> 01:16:39,346 ♪ Well, everybody talking about the bird ♪ 1085 01:16:39,429 --> 01:16:41,723 ♪ Well, a-bird, bird Bird's the word ♪ 1086 01:16:42,766 --> 01:16:45,352 ♪ Surfing bird ♪ 1087 01:17:07,456 --> 01:17:10,163 Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me? 1088 01:17:10,334 --> 01:17:13,497 Hey, start the cameras. This is vietham: The movie. 1089 01:17:13,671 --> 01:17:16,037 Yeah, joker can be John Wayne, I'l be a horse. 1090 01:17:16,215 --> 01:17:18,877 - T.h.e. Rock can be a rock. - I'll be Ann-Margret. 1091 01:17:19,051 --> 01:17:20,962 Animal mother can be a rabid buffalo. 1092 01:17:21,137 --> 01:17:23,628 I'll be general custer. “Who'll be the Indian? 1093 01:17:23,806 --> 01:17:26,843 Hey, we'll let the gooks play the Indians. 1094 01:17:37,779 --> 01:17:39,990 ♪ Well, don't you know about the bird? ♪ 1095 01:17:40,073 --> 01:17:42,367 ♪ Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word ♪ 1096 01:17:42,450 --> 01:17:44,661 ♪ Well, a-bird, bird Bird's the word ♪ 1097 01:18:05,014 --> 01:18:07,005 You're going home now. 1098 01:18:11,020 --> 01:18:12,851 Semper fi. 1099 01:18:15,816 --> 01:18:18,432 We're mean marines, sir. 1100 01:18:21,780 --> 01:18:23,941 Go easy, bros. 1101 01:18:28,078 --> 01:18:30,114 Better you than me. 1102 01:18:33,834 --> 01:18:36,496 Well, at least they died for a good cause. 1103 01:18:37,296 --> 01:18:39,537 What cause was that? 1104 01:18:41,050 --> 01:18:42,631 Freedom. 1105 01:18:43,427 --> 01:18:46,339 Flush out your headgear, new guy. 1106 01:18:48,057 --> 01:18:50,924 You think we waste gooks for freedom? 1107 01:18:52,061 --> 01:18:54,268 This is a slaughter. 1108 01:18:55,481 --> 01:18:59,019 If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word 1109 01:19:00,110 --> 01:19:02,977 my word is poon tang. 1110 01:19:05,741 --> 01:19:08,483 Tough break for hand job. 1111 01:19:09,370 --> 01:19:12,828 He was all set to get shipped out on a medical. 1112 01:19:14,375 --> 01:19:16,331 What was the matter with him? 1113 01:19:18,671 --> 01:19:21,879 He was jerking off 10 times a day. 1114 01:19:23,008 --> 01:19:26,592 It's no shit. At least 10 times a day. 1115 01:19:28,514 --> 01:19:33,850 Last week he was sent down to da nang to see the Navy head shrinker. 1116 01:19:34,270 --> 01:19:38,354 The crazy fucker starts jerking off in the waiting room. 1117 01:19:38,857 --> 01:19:41,439 Instant section eight. 1118 01:19:42,111 --> 01:19:45,524 He was just waiting for his papers to clear division. 1119 01:19:48,033 --> 01:19:50,900 You ready? Turn over. 1120 01:19:52,454 --> 01:19:54,740 Hue city interviews, roll 34. 1121 01:19:56,875 --> 01:20:00,868 Well, like... like you see, you know, it's a major city... 1122 01:20:01,046 --> 01:20:04,538 So0 we have to assault with tanks, we roll in the streets. 1123 01:20:04,717 --> 01:20:07,129 So they send us in first to squat... 1124 01:20:07,303 --> 01:20:11,046 Make sure that there are no little 1125 01:20:12,182 --> 01:20:15,390 no vietnamese waiting with b-40 rockets to blow the tanks away. 1126 01:20:15,561 --> 01:20:18,052 So we clear it out and we roll the tanks in... 1127 01:20:18,230 --> 01:20:20,562 And basically blow the place to hell. 1128 01:20:21,191 --> 01:20:24,775 When we're in hue, when we're in hue city... 1129 01:20:24,945 --> 01:20:26,901 It's like a war, you know... 1130 01:20:27,072 --> 01:20:28,983 Like what... what... 1131 01:20:29,158 --> 01:20:32,150 What I thought about a war, what I thought a war was... 1132 01:20:32,328 --> 01:20:34,785 You know, was supposed to be. 1133 01:20:35,998 --> 01:20:38,205 There's the enemy, you kill them. 1134 01:20:38,792 --> 01:20:41,909 I don't think there's any question about it. I mean, we're the best. 1135 01:20:42,087 --> 01:20:44,248 I mean, all that bullshit about the air cav. 1136 01:20:44,423 --> 01:20:46,539 When the shit hits the fan, who do they call? 1137 01:20:46,717 --> 01:20:50,050 They call mother green and her killing machine. 1138 01:20:50,220 --> 01:20:53,212 Do I think America belongs in vietham? 1139 01:20:53,891 --> 01:20:57,804 I don't know. I belong in Vietnam, I'll tell you that. 1140 01:20:57,978 --> 01:21:00,219 Can I quote lbj? 1141 01:21:01,774 --> 01:21:05,266 "I will not send American boys... 1142 01:21:05,444 --> 01:21:07,685 8 or 10,000 miles around the world 1143 01:21:07,863 --> 01:21:12,072 to do a job that Asian boys ought to be doing for themselves." 1144 01:21:13,952 --> 01:21:18,286 Personally think they don't really want to be involved in this war 1145 01:21:18,457 --> 01:21:22,245 you know, I mean, like they... It's sort of like 1146 01:21:22,795 --> 01:21:26,162 they took away our freedom and gave it to the gookers, you know. 1147 01:21:26,340 --> 01:21:27,921 But they don't want it. 1148 01:21:28,092 --> 01:21:30,504 They'd rather be alive than free, I guess, you know. 1149 01:21:30,677 --> 01:21:32,668 Poor, dumb bastards. 1150 01:21:33,555 --> 01:21:38,299 Well, the ones I'm fighting at are some pretty... pretty bad boys. 1151 01:21:38,477 --> 01:21:40,217 I'm not real 1152 01:21:41,397 --> 01:21:44,230 I'm not real keen on some of these fellas 1153 01:21:44,400 --> 01:21:47,813 that are supposedly on our side. 1154 01:21:47,986 --> 01:21:50,819 I keep meeting them coming the other way. 1155 01:21:52,908 --> 01:21:53,943 Yeah. 1156 01:21:54,493 --> 01:21:56,700 I mean, we're getting killed for these people... 1157 01:21:56,870 --> 01:21:59,031 And they don't even appreciate it. 1158 01:21:59,706 --> 01:22:01,662 They think it's a big joke. 1159 01:22:02,292 --> 01:22:04,283 Well, if you ask me... 1160 01:22:04,753 --> 01:22:06,789 We're shooting the wrong gooks. 1161 01:22:07,256 --> 01:22:10,794 Well, it depends on the situation. I mean, I'm here to take combat photos. 1162 01:22:10,968 --> 01:22:14,506 But if the shit gets too thick, I mean, I'll go to the rifle. 1163 01:22:15,514 --> 01:22:18,301 What do I think about America's involvement in the war? 1164 01:22:18,475 --> 01:22:20,215 Well, I think we should win. 1165 01:22:20,853 --> 01:22:22,844 I hate vietham. 1166 01:22:23,021 --> 01:22:25,057 There's not one horse in this whole country. 1167 01:22:25,232 --> 01:22:27,348 They don't have one horse in Vietnam. 1168 01:22:27,526 --> 01:22:30,142 There's something basically wrong with that. 1169 01:22:31,530 --> 01:22:33,521 Well, if they'd send us more guys, maybe... 1170 01:22:33,699 --> 01:22:37,692 And bomb the hell out of the north, they might give up. 1171 01:22:38,495 --> 01:22:44,035 I wanted to see exotic vietham, the Jewel of southeast Asia. 1172 01:22:44,626 --> 01:22:48,995 I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture... 1173 01:22:49,173 --> 01:22:50,458 And kill them 1174 01:22:50,883 --> 01:22:55,718 I wanted to be the first kid on my block to get a confirmed kill. 1175 01:23:14,406 --> 01:23:16,567 Ten-hut. 1176 01:23:18,410 --> 01:23:19,900 - All right. - My, oh, my. 1177 01:23:20,078 --> 01:23:22,990 - Good morning, little schoolgirl. - Look at this lady. 1178 01:23:23,165 --> 01:23:25,247 I'm a little schoolboy too. 1179 01:23:25,626 --> 01:23:26,911 My, my, my. 1180 01:23:27,503 --> 01:23:30,791 - What you got there, chief? - Do you want number one fucky? 1181 01:23:31,965 --> 01:23:34,798 Hey, any of you boys want number one fucky? 1182 01:23:34,968 --> 01:23:37,380 I'm so horny, I can't even get a piece of hand. 1183 01:23:37,554 --> 01:23:40,762 - Me want sucky. - Sucky, fucky, smoke cigarette in her pussy. 1184 01:23:40,933 --> 01:23:43,470 She give you everything you want, long time. 1185 01:23:43,685 --> 01:23:47,598 Everything you want. Hey, how much there, chief? 1186 01:23:47,773 --> 01:23:50,059 - Fifteen dollars each. - No_ 1187 01:23:52,402 --> 01:23:55,064 Fifteen dollar beaucoup money. 1188 01:23:55,239 --> 01:23:56,479 Five dollar each. 1189 01:23:56,657 --> 01:23:58,443 Come on, she love you good. 1190 01:23:58,617 --> 01:24:00,153 Boom-boom long time. 1191 01:24:00,327 --> 01:24:02,033 - Ten dollars. - Five dollars. 1192 01:24:02,204 --> 01:24:03,660 No ten dollars. 1193 01:24:03,830 --> 01:24:06,037 Be glad to trade you some arvin rifles. 1194 01:24:06,208 --> 01:24:09,041 Ain't never been fired and only dropped once. 1195 01:24:09,962 --> 01:24:11,702 Okay, $5. You give me. 1196 01:24:11,880 --> 01:24:14,212 - Okay, okay. - All right. 1197 01:24:15,467 --> 01:24:16,832 Let's get mounted. 1198 01:24:22,266 --> 01:24:23,802 Something wrong there, chief? 1199 01:24:23,976 --> 01:24:25,967 She says no boom-boom with soul brother. 1200 01:24:26,144 --> 01:24:27,680 What the motherfuck? 1201 01:24:27,854 --> 01:24:30,391 She says soul brother too beaucoup, too beaucoup. 1202 01:24:30,566 --> 01:24:31,897 What is this, man? 1203 01:24:32,067 --> 01:24:37,152 I think what he's trying to tell you is you black boys pack too much meat. 1204 01:24:38,156 --> 01:24:40,818 Too beaucoup, too beaucoup. 1205 01:24:40,993 --> 01:24:42,654 Oh, shit. 1206 01:24:42,828 --> 01:24:46,537 This baby-San looks like she could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch. 1207 01:24:46,707 --> 01:24:49,790 She say too beaucoup, too beaucoup. 1208 01:24:49,960 --> 01:24:51,871 Excuse me, ma'am. 1209 01:24:52,588 --> 01:24:54,579 What we have here, little yellow sister... 1210 01:24:54,756 --> 01:24:59,170 Is @a magnificent specimen of pure Alabama blacksnake. 1211 01:24:59,386 --> 01:25:01,968 But it ain't too goddamn beaucoup. 1212 01:25:03,015 --> 01:25:04,926 Okay, okay. 1213 01:25:05,642 --> 01:25:07,598 Okay, okay. 1214 01:25:08,937 --> 01:25:11,178 All right. Yeah. This is my boogie. 1215 01:25:11,356 --> 01:25:13,563 - Hey, we need a batting order. - I'm going first. 1216 01:25:13,734 --> 01:25:17,147 Back off, white bread. Don't get between a dog and his meat. 1217 01:25:17,321 --> 01:25:20,609 All fucking niggers must fucking hang. 1218 01:25:20,782 --> 01:25:23,899 Hey, animal, man. You son of a... 1219 01:25:24,077 --> 01:25:28,195 Hey, hey, I won't be long. I'll skip the foreplay. 1220 01:25:28,373 --> 01:25:30,705 - I don't want it after you, man. - Fuck you. 1221 01:26:03,909 --> 01:26:06,195 Intelligence passed the word down... 1222 01:26:06,370 --> 01:26:09,908 That during the night the nva had pulled out of our area... 1223 01:26:10,082 --> 01:26:13,074 To positions across the perfume river. 1224 01:26:13,251 --> 01:26:17,620 Our squad is sent on patrol to check out the report. 1225 01:26:49,121 --> 01:26:51,863 Face outboard and take cover. Do it. 1226 01:27:05,345 --> 01:27:06,881 Shit. 1227 01:27:15,480 --> 01:27:17,345 He ain't gonna make it. 1228 01:27:20,277 --> 01:27:21,892 Shit. 1229 01:27:28,410 --> 01:27:31,652 Hotel one actual, this is cowboy. 1230 01:27:33,123 --> 01:27:36,615 Hotel one actual, this is cowboy. 1231 01:27:37,502 --> 01:27:38,992 Hotel one. Over. 1232 01:27:39,171 --> 01:27:41,162 Murph, this is cowboy. 1233 01:27:41,339 --> 01:27:44,672 Crazy's hit. Booby trap. 1234 01:27:45,886 --> 01:27:47,592 Wait, one. 1235 01:27:48,764 --> 01:27:53,224 Okay. You're senior nco, cowboy. You're in charge. 1236 01:27:53,518 --> 01:27:55,133 Continue with the patrol... Shit. 1237 01:27:55,312 --> 01:27:57,598 - And call in at the next checkpoint. - Shit. 1238 01:27:57,773 --> 01:28:00,515 Roger. Out. 1239 01:28:06,907 --> 01:28:08,772 I'm squad leader. 1240 01:28:11,787 --> 01:28:14,199 Follow you anywhere, scumbag. 1241 01:28:15,290 --> 01:28:16,871 All right. 1242 01:28:17,667 --> 01:28:19,203 He's dead. 1243 01:29:00,335 --> 01:29:01,871 Cowboy. 1244 01:29:08,677 --> 01:29:09,917 What's up? 1245 01:29:10,220 --> 01:29:13,428 I think we made a mistake at the last checkpoint. 1246 01:29:13,598 --> 01:29:16,010 Here, see what you think. 1247 01:29:18,103 --> 01:29:21,140 I think we're here. 1248 01:29:21,690 --> 01:29:24,602 And we should be here. 1249 01:29:26,236 --> 01:29:28,352 We're here? Yeah 1250 01:29:28,530 --> 01:29:31,772 - we should be here? - Yeah. Yeah, that's right. 1251 01:29:37,956 --> 01:29:39,662 Fuck 1252 01:29:45,005 --> 01:29:46,620 What do you think? 1253 01:29:48,300 --> 01:29:51,042 Well, I think we should change direction. 1254 01:30:04,983 --> 01:30:06,564 Okay. 1255 01:30:07,193 --> 01:30:09,229 We'll change direction. 1256 01:30:19,873 --> 01:30:21,454 What's up? 1257 01:30:21,625 --> 01:30:23,536 Changing direction. 1258 01:30:24,252 --> 01:30:25,492 What are we, lost? 1259 01:30:25,670 --> 01:30:28,753 Joker, shut the fuck up. 1260 01:30:29,049 --> 01:30:31,165 Okay, listen up. 1261 01:30:31,343 --> 01:30:33,459 Can you hear me? Yeah 1262 01:30:33,637 --> 01:30:35,468 okay, we're changing direction. 1263 01:30:35,639 --> 01:30:37,345 We're heading over that way. 1264 01:30:37,515 --> 01:30:40,723 Eightball's gonna go over there and see can he find a way through. 1265 01:30:41,227 --> 01:30:43,639 - Got it? - Got it. 1266 01:30:44,356 --> 01:30:47,348 Eightball, let's dance. 1267 01:30:47,901 --> 01:30:50,187 Put a nigger behind the trigger. 1268 01:31:51,297 --> 01:31:52,833 Fuck 1269 01:32:08,565 --> 01:32:09,930 Cease fire. 1270 01:32:10,108 --> 01:32:12,019 Cease fire, goddamn it. 1271 01:32:12,193 --> 01:32:14,730 Cool it, goddamn it. Cool it. Cease fire. 1272 01:32:14,904 --> 01:32:16,440 - Hold it. - Cease fire. 1273 01:32:16,614 --> 01:32:17,820 - Cease fire. - Cease fire. 1274 01:32:17,991 --> 01:32:21,529 Okay, listen up. Did anybody see a sniper? Did anybody see anything? 1275 01:32:21,703 --> 01:32:23,364 Anybody see a sniper? 1276 01:32:23,538 --> 01:32:25,028 - Nothing. - Negative. 1277 01:32:25,206 --> 01:32:29,119 Okay, then save your ammo. Nobody fire till I tell you. 1278 01:32:30,045 --> 01:32:31,205 Eightball. 1279 01:32:31,379 --> 01:32:33,961 No, no. Cease fire. Cease fire. 1280 01:32:34,132 --> 01:32:35,838 Animal, cease fire. 1281 01:32:36,009 --> 01:32:38,125 Cowboy, it's sergeant Murphy. 1282 01:32:38,303 --> 01:32:39,793 This is cowboy. Over. 1283 01:32:39,971 --> 01:32:43,429 This is Murphy. What is your present position? Over. 1284 01:32:43,600 --> 01:32:45,886 Murph, we're receiving enemy sniper fire. 1285 01:32:46,061 --> 01:32:47,301 Eightball is down. 1286 01:32:47,479 --> 01:32:50,391 Our position is about half a klick north of checkpoint four. 1287 01:32:50,565 --> 01:32:54,274 Believe possible strong enemy forces occupying buildings in front of us. 1288 01:32:54,444 --> 01:32:57,936 Request immediate tank support. Over. 1289 01:32:58,448 --> 01:32:59,813 Roger. Understand. 1290 01:32:59,991 --> 01:33:02,482 I'll see what I can do over 1291 01:33:02,660 --> 01:33:05,026 Roger. Over and out. 1292 01:33:05,205 --> 01:33:07,491 - Stay close. - Got it. 1293 01:33:08,166 --> 01:33:12,159 Okay, listen up. I think we're being set up for an ambush. 1294 01:33:12,337 --> 01:33:15,921 I think there may be strong enemy forces in those buildings over there. 1295 01:33:16,091 --> 01:33:17,956 I've requested tank support. 1296 01:33:18,134 --> 01:33:21,376 We're gonna sit tight till it comes, but keep your eyes open. 1297 01:33:21,554 --> 01:33:25,593 If they decide to hit us, we'll have to pull back fast. 1298 01:33:26,643 --> 01:33:29,350 Goddamn it. Halt. Cease your fire, mother. 1299 01:33:29,521 --> 01:33:31,432 - Cease your fucking fire. - Cowboy. 1300 01:33:31,606 --> 01:33:33,346 What? “We can't leave him out there 1301 01:33:33,525 --> 01:33:36,312 we're not leaving him, we'll get him when the tank comes up. 1302 01:33:36,486 --> 01:33:39,148 He's hit three fucking times. He can't wait that long. 1303 01:33:39,322 --> 01:33:41,358 I seen this before. 1304 01:33:41,533 --> 01:33:44,741 That sniper's just trying to suck us in, one at a time. 1305 01:33:46,621 --> 01:33:49,784 Goddamn it. No. 1306 01:33:49,958 --> 01:33:52,870 - Goddamn it, cease fire. Cease fire. - Man, fuck this... 1307 01:33:53,044 --> 01:33:55,160 Fuck this shit. I'm going in to bring him out. 1308 01:33:55,338 --> 01:33:58,876 - No, you sit the fuck down, goddamn it. - Cover me. 1309 01:34:14,816 --> 01:34:19,310 Cease fire, he's there. Cease fire, he's there. 1310 01:34:19,487 --> 01:34:21,728 Cease fire. 1311 01:34:33,126 --> 01:34:34,411 Hold your fire. 1312 01:34:34,586 --> 01:34:36,622 Hold your fire. 1313 01:34:36,796 --> 01:34:39,287 Cease fire, you can't see the sniper. 1314 01:34:49,267 --> 01:34:51,098 Hold your fire. 1315 01:34:51,769 --> 01:34:54,260 What the fuck do we do now, cowboy? 1316 01:34:55,523 --> 01:34:57,514 Give me that fucking radio. 1317 01:35:01,738 --> 01:35:04,320 Murph? This is cowboy. Over. 1318 01:35:04,490 --> 01:35:05,946 This is Murphy. Over. 1319 01:35:06,117 --> 01:35:08,483 Murph, we're in some deep shit. I got two men down. 1320 01:35:08,703 --> 01:35:11,615 What's the story on that fucking tank? Over. 1321 01:35:12,665 --> 01:35:16,123 Sorry, cowboy. No luck so far with the tank. 1322 01:35:16,294 --> 01:35:18,580 Will advise over. 1323 01:35:19,589 --> 01:35:21,545 Roger. Out. 1324 01:35:21,966 --> 01:35:24,252 Numb-nut bastards. 1325 01:35:24,427 --> 01:35:27,510 - Okay, listen up. - Listen up. 1326 01:35:28,389 --> 01:35:30,471 Can't afford to wait for the tank. 1327 01:35:30,642 --> 01:35:32,553 I think they're gonna hit us any minute. 1328 01:35:32,727 --> 01:35:34,934 When they do, we won't have time to pull out. 1329 01:35:35,104 --> 01:35:38,062 We gotta do it now. Let's get ready to move. 1330 01:35:38,233 --> 01:35:40,474 Ready to pull out. “Wait a minute. Hold it. 1331 01:35:40,818 --> 01:35:44,686 Hold it, nobody's pulling out. There's only one sniper there. 1332 01:35:44,864 --> 01:35:46,149 Back off, mother. 1333 01:35:46,324 --> 01:35:49,282 I'm calling the plays. I say we're pulling out. 1334 01:35:49,452 --> 01:35:51,238 Well, what about doc Jay and eightball? 1335 01:35:51,412 --> 01:35:55,200 I know it's a shitty thing to do, but we can't refuse to accept the situation. 1336 01:35:55,375 --> 01:35:57,661 We're not leaving doc Jay and eightball out there. 1337 01:35:57,835 --> 01:35:59,666 Doc Jay and eightball are wasted. 1338 01:35:59,837 --> 01:36:02,544 - You know that. - Bullshit. Come on, you guys. 1339 01:36:02,715 --> 01:36:05,172 We gotta bring them back. Let's get them, let's do it. 1340 01:36:05,343 --> 01:36:07,709 Stand down, mother. That's a direct order. 1341 01:36:11,933 --> 01:36:16,051 Fuck you, cowboy. Fuck all you assholes. 1342 01:36:18,189 --> 01:36:21,181 - Goddamn it. - Fucking son of a bitch. 1343 01:36:21,359 --> 01:36:24,066 You motherfucker. 1344 01:36:39,711 --> 01:36:42,453 Doc. Doc. Doc. 1345 01:36:44,299 --> 01:36:46,210 Where's the sniper? 1346 01:36:49,220 --> 01:36:52,383 Doc, where's the sniper? 1347 01:37:01,065 --> 01:37:02,805 Shit. 1348 01:37:04,402 --> 01:37:06,939 Shit. Fuck. 1349 01:37:21,252 --> 01:37:22,867 Fuck 1350 01:37:54,535 --> 01:37:56,651 Hey, cowboy. 1351 01:37:56,996 --> 01:37:58,782 Yeah? 1352 01:37:59,624 --> 01:38:03,116 Doc Jay and eightball are wasted. 1353 01:38:03,753 --> 01:38:07,245 There's only one sniper, nothing else. 1354 01:38:07,632 --> 01:38:11,466 Move up the squad, you're clear up to here. 1355 01:38:12,303 --> 01:38:13,793 Come on. 1356 01:38:16,432 --> 01:38:18,639 Son of a bitch. 1357 01:38:22,397 --> 01:38:24,979 - Okay, listen up. - Listen up. 1358 01:38:25,983 --> 01:38:30,226 No-doze, stutten, donlon, rock, you come with me, we'll take a look. 1359 01:38:30,655 --> 01:38:33,067 The rest of you all stay put and cover our ass. 1360 01:38:33,241 --> 01:38:36,028 We may be coming back in a big hurry. 1361 01:38:36,911 --> 01:38:39,243 - I'm going with you. - I'm coming too. 1362 01:38:39,414 --> 01:38:41,245 Okay. 1363 01:38:41,416 --> 01:38:43,077 You all set? Yeah 1364 01:38:43,251 --> 01:38:44,286 I et's move out. 1365 01:38:44,544 --> 01:38:44,703 I et's do it 1366 01:38:44,710 --> 01:38:45,710 I et's do it 1367 01:39:23,916 --> 01:39:25,247 Hey, cowboy. 1368 01:39:25,418 --> 01:39:27,909 Top of the black building, around the corner. 1369 01:39:47,690 --> 01:39:50,397 Donlon, give me that radio. 1370 01:39:52,904 --> 01:39:54,644 Murphy, this is cowboy. Over. 1371 01:40:05,166 --> 01:40:07,578 - Cowboy. - Holy shit. That sniper's got a clean shot. 1372 01:40:07,752 --> 01:40:09,617 (Get him the fuck out of here. 1373 01:40:16,344 --> 01:40:19,051 - I ain't got a first aid. - I don't believe this shit. 1374 01:40:19,222 --> 01:40:21,338 - Give me your hand. - Shut up. 1375 01:40:21,516 --> 01:40:23,097 - Take it easy, cowboy. - Don't move. 1376 01:40:23,267 --> 01:40:24,598 - Shit. - That son of a bitch. 1377 01:40:24,769 --> 01:40:26,600 - You'll be all right. - You're going home. 1378 01:40:26,771 --> 01:40:29,604 - Shut up. - Don't shit me. 1379 01:40:29,774 --> 01:40:33,437 You know I'm not gonna shit you, man. You're my favorite turd. 1380 01:40:34,070 --> 01:40:35,276 Come on. Easy. 1381 01:40:35,655 --> 01:40:36,770 Here you go. 1382 01:40:38,491 --> 01:40:42,404 - Cowboy. - Hang on, man. Hang on. 1383 01:40:46,249 --> 01:40:49,286 I can hack it. I can hack it. 1384 01:40:55,341 --> 01:40:58,799 - I can hack it. - You can hack it, man. 1385 01:41:54,859 --> 01:41:57,396 Let's go get some payback. 1386 01:42:03,326 --> 01:42:04,907 Okay. 1387 01:42:11,042 --> 01:42:12,782 Okay. 1388 01:42:20,217 --> 01:42:22,333 Watch that fucking hole. 1389 01:42:23,596 --> 01:42:24,836 Throw some smoke. 1390 01:42:41,364 --> 01:42:43,150 Okay, ready? 1391 01:43:24,156 --> 01:43:27,899 Donlon, rock, that way. You two, with me. 1392 01:43:32,957 --> 01:43:35,619 Joker, in there. New guy. 1393 01:45:39,625 --> 01:45:42,583 We got the sniper. 1394 01:46:16,287 --> 01:46:17,777 Joker? 1395 01:46:18,330 --> 01:46:19,820 Yo 1396 01:46:20,165 --> 01:46:21,746 What's up? 1397 01:46:23,210 --> 01:46:25,371 We got the sniper. 1398 01:46:37,933 --> 01:46:39,889 I saved joker's ass. 1399 01:46:40,060 --> 01:46:41,846 I got the sniper. 1400 01:46:42,021 --> 01:46:44,683 I fucking blew her away. 1401 01:46:45,524 --> 01:46:47,480 Am I bad? 1402 01:46:48,110 --> 01:46:52,103 Am I a life-taker? Am I a heartbreaker? 1403 01:47:09,673 --> 01:47:11,834 What's she saying? 1404 01:47:15,471 --> 01:47:17,302 She's praying. 1405 01:47:21,185 --> 01:47:24,473 No more boom-boom for this baby-San. 1406 01:47:27,358 --> 01:47:29,815 There's nothing we can do for her. 1407 01:47:31,362 --> 01:47:33,478 She's dead meat. 1408 01:47:37,952 --> 01:47:39,362 Okay. 1409 01:47:40,704 --> 01:47:42,865 Let's get the fuck out of here. 1410 01:47:47,378 --> 01:47:49,209 What about her? 1411 01:47:53,008 --> 01:47:54,669 Fuck her. 1412 01:47:56,011 --> 01:47:57,717 I et her rot. 1413 01:48:14,029 --> 01:48:16,361 We can't just leave her here. 1414 01:48:19,576 --> 01:48:21,441 Hey, asshole. 1415 01:48:21,912 --> 01:48:24,153 Cowboy's wasted. 1416 01:48:24,623 --> 01:48:27,205 You're fresh out of friends. 1417 01:48:28,293 --> 01:48:30,124 I'm running this squad now... 1418 01:48:30,295 --> 01:48:34,584 And I say we leave the gook for the mother-loving rats. 1419 01:48:38,429 --> 01:48:41,466 I'm not trying to run this squad. 1420 01:48:43,308 --> 01:48:47,267 I'm just saying we can't leave her like this. 1421 01:48:56,780 --> 01:48:59,772 Shoot me. 1422 01:49:01,702 --> 01:49:03,738 Shoot. 1423 01:49:04,246 --> 01:49:05,827 Me. 1424 01:49:06,415 --> 01:49:08,497 Shoot. 1425 01:49:09,001 --> 01:49:10,616 Me. 1426 01:49:11,086 --> 01:49:13,077 Shoot. 1427 01:49:14,757 --> 01:49:16,463 Shoot. 1428 01:49:17,634 --> 01:49:20,967 If you wanna waste her, go on... 1429 01:49:22,806 --> 01:49:24,922 Waste her. 1430 01:49:25,100 --> 01:49:26,715 Shoot. 1431 01:49:28,896 --> 01:49:30,306 Me. 1432 01:49:34,443 --> 01:49:37,185 Shoot me. 1433 01:49:39,156 --> 01:49:40,362 Shoot. 1434 01:49:41,658 --> 01:49:43,364 Me. 1435 01:49:43,744 --> 01:49:45,826 Shoot. 1436 01:49:46,538 --> 01:49:47,994 Me. 1437 01:49:48,582 --> 01:49:50,789 Shoot. 1438 01:49:52,419 --> 01:49:54,455 Shoot. 1439 01:49:58,092 --> 01:49:59,628 Shoot. 1440 01:50:00,636 --> 01:50:02,217 Shoot. 1441 01:50:39,550 --> 01:50:41,381 Joker 1442 01:50:41,552 --> 01:50:46,296 we're gonna have to put you up for the congressional medal of ugly. 1443 01:50:50,060 --> 01:50:52,221 Hard-core, man. 1444 01:50:54,231 --> 01:50:56,722 Fucking hard-core. 1445 01:51:13,750 --> 01:51:18,790 We have nailed our names in the pages of history enough for today. 1446 01:51:19,423 --> 01:51:24,087 We hump down to the perfume river to set in for the night. 1447 01:51:28,975 --> 01:51:33,354 ♪ M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E ♪ 1448 01:51:33,438 --> 01:51:37,859 ♪ We play fair and we work hard And we're in harmony ♪ 1449 01:51:37,942 --> 01:51:41,696 ♪ M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E ♪ 1450 01:51:41,779 --> 01:51:43,990 -♪ Mickey Mouse ♪ -♪ Mickey Mouse! ♪ 1451 01:51:44,073 --> 01:51:46,451 -♪ Mickey Mouse ♪ -♪ Mickey Mouse! ♪ 1452 01:51:46,534 --> 01:51:51,080 ♪ Forever let us hold our banner high High! 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