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Montauk train on Track "B."
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Random thoughts
for Valentine's Day, 2004.
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Today is a holiday invented
by greeting card companies...
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to make people feel like crap.
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I ditched work today.
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Took a train out to Montauk.
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I don't know why.
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I'm not an impulsive person.
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I guess I just woke up
in a funk this morning.
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I gotta get my car fixed.
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Cindy?
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It's Joel.
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Joel!
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Listen, I don't feel
very well today.
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No, food poisoning, I think.
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It's goddamn freezing on this beach.
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Montauk in February.
Brilliant, Joel.
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Page is ripped out.
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Don't remember doing that.
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It appears this is
my first entry in two years.
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Sand is overrated.
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It's just tiny little rocks.
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If only I could meet
someone new.
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I guess my chances of that
happening are somewhat diminished,
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seeing that I'm incapable of making
eye contact with a woman I don't know.
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Maybe I should
get back together with Naomi.
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She was nice.
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Nice is good.
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She loved me.
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David...
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How are you?
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Why do I fall in love
with every woman I see...
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who shows me
the least bit of attention?
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- I'm sorry?
- I just said
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Okay if I sit closer?
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- How far are you going?
- Rockville Center.
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Get out! Me too.
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- Really?
- What are the odds?
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Do I know you?
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Do you ever shop
at Barnes & Noble?
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- Sure.
- That's it!
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- Yeah?
- I've seen you, man!
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Book slave there
for, like, five years now.
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- Jesus!
- I would have thought I would've remembered you.
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Is it five years?
It might be the hair.
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- What might?
- It changes a lot.
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The color. That's why you
might not recognize me.
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- It's called Blue Ruin.
- Right.
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The color.
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- Snappy name,
- I like it.
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Yeah.
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Anyway, this company makes a whole line
of colors with equally snappy names.
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Red... Red Menace,
Yellow Fever, Green Revolution.
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That'd be a job,
coming up with those names.
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You think there could
possibly be a job like that?
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I mean, how many hair colors
could there be?
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- Fifty, maybe.
- Someone's got that job.
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Agent Orange!
I came up with that one.
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I apply my personality
in a paste.
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Oh, I doubt that very much.
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Well, you don't know me, so...
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you don't know, do you?
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Sorry. I was just...
I'm trying to be nice.
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Yeah. Yeah. I got it.
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My name is Clementine,
by the way.
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- I'm Joel.
- Hi, Joel.
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No jokes about my name.
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Oh, no, you wouldn't do that.
You're trying to be nice.
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I don't know any jokes
about your name.
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Huckleberry Hound.
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I don't know what that means.
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Huckleberry Hound?
What are you, nuts?
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It's been suggested.
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Oh, my darlin', oh, my darlin'
Oh, my darlin' Clementine
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You are lost
and gone forever
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Dreadful sorry, Clementine
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No?
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I'm sorry. Just... It's a pretty name though.
It really is nice.
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It's, It means "merciful."
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Right? Clemency?
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Although it hardly fits.
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I'm a vindictive little bitch,
truth be told.
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Gee, I-I wouldn't
think that about you.
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Why wouldn't you
think that about me?
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I don't know. I just...
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You seem nice, so...
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Oh, now I'm nice?
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Oh, God. Don't you know
any other adjectives?
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I don't need "nice."
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I don't need myself to be it,
and I don't need anybody else to be it at me.
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Okay.
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Joel?
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It's Joel, right?
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Yes.
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I'm sorry I yelled at you.
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I'm a little out of sorts today.
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My embarrassing admission is,
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I really like
that you're nice right now.
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I mean, I can't tell from one moment
to the next what I'm gonna like,
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but right now...
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I'm glad you are.
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I have some stuff that,
I probably should...
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- I'm sorry. Okay.
- I'm writing, and...
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- No, no. I just...
- Sure. No. That's okay.
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- I just have... You know, this is...
- Okay.
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Take care then.
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Jesus!
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I could,
give you a ride, if you need.
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It's cold.
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- Yeah. Okay. Yeah.
- Yeah?
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It is frosty.
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- You're not a stalker or anything, right?
- I'm not a stalker.
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You're the one that talked to me.
Remember?
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That is the oldest trick
in the stalker book.
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Really? There's a stalker book?
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Okay.
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I gotta read that one.
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Look, I'm sorry
if I came off sorta nutso.
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I'm not, really.
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Oh, it's okay.
I didn't think you were.
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Do you wanna have a drink?
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I have lots of drinks,
and I could,
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Never mind.
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- Sorry. That was stupid. I'm embarrassed now.
- No, no, no, no.
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Good night, Joel.
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Two Blue Ruins.
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Thank you.
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Drink up, young man.
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It'll make the whole seduction part
less repugnant.
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I'm just kidding!
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Come on.
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You're kinda closed-mouthed,
aren't you?
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I'm sorry.
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It's just, you know,
my life isn't that interesting.
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I go to work, I come home.
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Don't know what to say.
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You should read my journal.
There's...
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I mean, it's just... blank.
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Really? Does that make
you sad or anxious?
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I mean, I'm always anxious,
thinking I'm not living my life to the fullest,
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taking advantage
of every possibility,
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making sure I'm not wasting one
second of the little time I have.
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- I think about that.
- Yeah?
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You're really nice.
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God, I have to stop saying that.
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I'm gonna marry you.
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I know it.
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Joel, you should come up to
the Charles with me sometime.
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It gets frozen
this time of year.
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- That sounds scary.
- Exactly.
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I'll pack a picnic.
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A night picnic.
Night picnics are different.
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And, um, we could...
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Sounds good.
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But I... I should, go. Now.
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- You should stay.
- No, I really...
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I'm... I...
I have to get up so early.
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I would like you to call me.
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Would you do that?
I would like it.
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Yes.
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Wish me a happy Valentine's Day when you call!
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That'd be nice.
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What took you so long?
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I just walked in.
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You miss me?
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Yeah. Oddly enough, I do.
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You said "I do."
I guess that means were married.
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I guess so.
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Tomorrow night?
Honeymoon on ice?
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It's really solid this time of year.
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I don't know.
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- Come on. Come on.
- Eee!
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Come on.
Come on, come on.
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So beautiful.
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Isn't it?
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Don't go too far.
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- Are you okay?
- Fuck it.
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Oh, my ass!
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- I think I should go back.
- Come on. Come on!
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What if it breaks?
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"What if"? Do you really
care right now?
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Come here. Please.
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Come on.
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Slidey-slidey. Slidey-slidey.
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- This is good.
- Here, let me show you this one thing.
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What are you doing?
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Come on.
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Think I heard a crack.
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It's not gonna crack or break or...
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It's so thick.
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Show me which
constellations you know.
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I don't... know any.
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Show me which ones you know.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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Here's Osidius.
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Where?
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Right there. See?
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It's sort of a swoop
and a cross.
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Osidius the Emphatic.
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- You're full of shit. Right?
- Nope.
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Osidius is right there.
Swoop and cross.
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Shut the fuck up!
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Clementine.
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Cock-a-doodle-doo.
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Sorry to wake you, but we're... here.
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Can I come over to your house...
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to sleep?
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I'm so tired.
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Okay. Um, yeah. Sure.
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- Let me get my toothbrush.
- Yeah.
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You...
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Just...
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Yes?
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- Can I help you?
- What do you mean?
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Can I help you with something?
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No.
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What are you doing here?
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I'm not really sure
what you're asking me.
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Thanks.
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I need your lovin'
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Like the sunshine
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Everybody's gotta learn sometime
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- We're looking for 159.
- What number's that?
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I don't know where that is.
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Jesus Christ, you'd think they'd light
the number, or at least put a number on...
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- Is that him?
- I think so.
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Yeah, that's him.
Wait. That's him.
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- Hey, Joel.
- Frank.
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Oh, shit.
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Jesus. The only Valentine's Day cards
I get are from my mother.
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How pathetic is that,
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You're lucky you have Clementine, man.
She is way cool.
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Hey, you got any big
Valentine's Day plans with her?
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No.
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Well, it's only a day away.
Better make some reservations or something.
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Don't want to end up at Mickey D's.
Right?
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McRomance!
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You want some fries
with that shake?
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I-I have to,
go to sleep now, Frank.
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It's 8:30.
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Patrick, stop it.
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Okay.
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Showtime at the Apollo.
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Quiet.
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Get it off your head.
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Hey, Joel. What's up?
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Hi, Frank.
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I only get Valentine's Day cards from my mom.
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How pathetic is that?
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You're lucky
you have Clementine, Joel.
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Hey, you got, any, big
Valentine's Day plans with her?
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No.
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It's only a day away.
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Better make a reservation
or something.
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Don't wanna end up
at Mickey D's.
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Oh, no!
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Yes! Valentine's Day is three
goddamn days away! I want it resolved.
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I'm willing to be the one
to resolve it.
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So I call her,
and she's changed her number.
261
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So I walked over to Antic Attic,
you know, to get her something.
262
00:22:37,042 --> 00:22:41,958
I thought I'd go over to work,
give her an early valentine, and...
263
00:22:42,667 --> 00:22:44,670
You won't believe it.
264
00:22:44,750 --> 00:22:47,337
She's there with...
265
00:22:47,417 --> 00:22:51,253
this guy, this really young guy.
266
00:22:51,333 --> 00:22:54,503
And she looks at me like
she doesn't even know who I am.
267
00:22:54,583 --> 00:22:56,837
Excuse me?
268
00:22:57,417 --> 00:22:59,875
Can I help you
find something, sir?
269
00:23:03,667 --> 00:23:05,420
Hey, Gem-ate.
270
00:23:05,500 --> 00:23:08,475
Patrick! Baby boy.
271
00:23:11,542 --> 00:23:14,212
- What you doing here, baby?
- Just came to surprise you.
272
00:23:14,292 --> 00:23:18,087
Let me know if you need something, sir.
You look good.
273
00:23:18,167 --> 00:23:20,337
How are you?
274
00:23:20,417 --> 00:23:23,295
Pretty good. Pretty bored.
Pretty tired.
275
00:23:24,833 --> 00:23:27,333
- I so want what's in your suit.
- Oh, good.
276
00:23:37,917 --> 00:23:39,333
Why?
277
00:23:40,708 --> 00:23:42,583
Why would she do that to me?
278
00:23:46,917 --> 00:23:48,962
Hey, does anybody want a joint?
279
00:23:49,042 --> 00:23:52,253
Oh, God, Rob, give it a rest.
280
00:23:52,333 --> 00:23:54,337
Oh, God.
She's punishing me.
281
00:23:54,417 --> 00:23:55,878
- I know, honey.
- For being honest.
282
00:23:55,958 --> 00:23:58,087
- It's horrible.
- I should just go to her house.
283
00:23:58,167 --> 00:24:01,545
No! No, no, no. You don't wanna go there, man.
You don't wanna go there.
284
00:24:01,625 --> 00:24:03,337
Get off. It's too...
285
00:24:03,417 --> 00:24:05,295
- Right.
- Yeah.
286
00:24:05,375 --> 00:24:07,003
I don't want to seem desperate.
287
00:24:07,083 --> 00:24:12,212
Joel, why don't you just see this as
a sign, make a clean break. Right?
288
00:24:12,292 --> 00:24:14,092
Right?
289
00:24:17,042 --> 00:24:19,712
All right, Joel.
Look, man, seriously.
290
00:24:19,792 --> 00:24:21,337
- Rob!
- Here's the deal.
291
00:24:21,417 --> 00:24:24,462
Don't do that. Rob, what are you doing?
No, no, no, no.
292
00:24:24,542 --> 00:24:26,420
Well, what's your
fucking suggestion, Carrie?
293
00:24:26,500 --> 00:24:28,295
What's your brilliant,
reasoned solution?
294
00:24:28,375 --> 00:24:30,378
You're gonna make this about our shit now?
This isn't about us.
295
00:24:30,458 --> 00:24:34,503
I agree. It's not about us.
It's about Joel, who's an adult. Okay?
296
00:24:34,583 --> 00:24:36,792
Not Mama Carrie's kid.
297
00:24:38,500 --> 00:24:40,917
- What are you...
- That's your laundry!
298
00:24:42,500 --> 00:24:45,875
That's great. That's good.
299
00:24:56,417 --> 00:24:57,575
Okay.
300
00:25:04,833 --> 00:25:06,420
- What is it?
- I don't know.
301
00:25:06,500 --> 00:25:09,083
It's some place that does a thing.
302
00:25:20,875 --> 00:25:23,703
Good morning. Lacuna.
303
00:25:24,083 --> 00:25:28,333
No, I'm sorry.
That offer expired after the new year.
304
00:25:29,750 --> 00:25:32,753
Yeah, sure. We can fit you in...
305
00:25:32,833 --> 00:25:35,337
How about on the fifth?
306
00:25:35,417 --> 00:25:37,212
That's a Wednesday.
307
00:25:37,292 --> 00:25:39,920
All right, great.
Could you spell that, please?
308
00:25:40,000 --> 00:25:42,333
Okay, and we'll need
a daytime phone number.
309
00:25:44,125 --> 00:25:47,128
Great. Have a nice day.
See you then.
310
00:25:47,208 --> 00:25:48,753
May I help you?
311
00:25:48,833 --> 00:25:51,962
- I'm Joel Barish.
- Excuse me?
312
00:25:52,042 --> 00:25:55,462
I'm Joel. Barish.
I have an appointment with Dr...
313
00:25:55,542 --> 00:25:57,703
Mierzwiak.
314
00:25:58,083 --> 00:26:00,795
- Here. Could you please fill this out?
- I just want to talk to him.
315
00:26:00,875 --> 00:26:03,003
- You still need to fill the form out, sir.
- Really?
316
00:26:03,083 --> 00:26:06,512
- Thank you.
- Great.
317
00:26:06,792 --> 00:26:09,337
- I don't have a pen.
- There's a pen right there.
318
00:26:11,417 --> 00:26:13,337
Good morning. Lacuna.
319
00:26:13,417 --> 00:26:17,337
Oh, yeah, that offer. That's done now.
That expired after the new year.
320
00:26:17,417 --> 00:26:18,833
Mr. Barish?
321
00:26:21,708 --> 00:26:23,420
How are we today?
322
00:26:23,500 --> 00:26:25,462
Not too good, actually.
323
00:26:25,542 --> 00:26:27,920
Oh, my God! Stan!
324
00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:30,712
- Sorry. Sorry, I was just...
- I'm working!
325
00:26:30,792 --> 00:26:33,703
Sorry. Sorry.
326
00:26:34,083 --> 00:26:36,837
- Here, Doctor.
- Thank you.
327
00:26:36,917 --> 00:26:39,003
You should not have seen this.
328
00:26:39,083 --> 00:26:40,500
I apologize.
329
00:26:44,917 --> 00:26:47,378
This is a hoax, right?
I mean, this is Clem...
330
00:26:47,458 --> 00:26:50,333
- I assure you, no.
- No.
331
00:26:56,008 --> 00:26:58,417
There's no such thing as this.
332
00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:03,337
Look, our files are confidential, Mr. Barish,
333
00:27:03,417 --> 00:27:05,795
so I can't show you evidence.
334
00:27:05,875 --> 00:27:11,378
Suffice it to say that Miss...
Miss Kruczynski was not happy,
335
00:27:11,458 --> 00:27:13,670
and she wanted to move on.
336
00:27:13,750 --> 00:27:16,337
We provide that possibility.
337
00:27:16,417 --> 00:27:19,712
"Miss Kruczynski was not happy
and wanted to move on."
338
00:27:19,792 --> 00:27:22,462
"We provide that possibility."
339
00:27:22,542 --> 00:27:24,337
What the hell is that?
340
00:27:24,417 --> 00:27:27,337
Nicest guy she ever went out with.
341
00:27:27,417 --> 00:27:28,295
Fuck!
342
00:27:29,875 --> 00:27:32,337
God, Rob! Give it a rest!
343
00:27:32,417 --> 00:27:33,837
It's okay. It's all right.
344
00:27:33,917 --> 00:27:36,667
Carrie, I am making a birdhouse.
345
00:27:39,250 --> 00:27:42,337
What can I say, Joel?
You know Clementine. She's like that.
346
00:27:42,417 --> 00:27:44,628
She's impulsive.
347
00:27:44,708 --> 00:27:47,917
She decided to erase you
almost as a lark.
348
00:27:52,083 --> 00:27:53,753
A lark.
349
00:27:53,833 --> 00:27:57,337
Why? Why? Why?
Why did you do that?
350
00:27:57,417 --> 00:27:59,845
I love you!
351
00:28:00,625 --> 00:28:02,337
Wait, wait, wait, wait!
352
00:28:02,417 --> 00:28:04,628
I'm sorry, Doctor.
He just barged right in here.
353
00:28:04,708 --> 00:28:05,753
Okay. I want it done.
354
00:28:05,833 --> 00:28:08,545
I told him
pre-Valentine's Day is our busy time.
355
00:28:08,625 --> 00:28:12,003
- Oh, th-th-that's... that's okay, Mary.
- But there are people waiting.
356
00:28:12,083 --> 00:28:14,795
Mr. Barish, if you'd like to...
to come inside.
357
00:28:14,875 --> 00:28:17,253
- And, Mary, if you could take care of Mrs.
- Yes, of course.
358
00:28:17,333 --> 00:28:18,708
Good-bye, Mrs.
359
00:28:22,583 --> 00:28:24,625
Now, the...
360
00:28:25,958 --> 00:28:28,337
The first thing
we need you to do, Mr. Barish,
361
00:28:28,417 --> 00:28:30,337
is to go home...
362
00:28:30,417 --> 00:28:32,503
and collect everything you own...
363
00:28:32,583 --> 00:28:36,045
that has some association
with Clementine.
364
00:28:36,125 --> 00:28:38,250
Anything.
365
00:28:39,667 --> 00:28:41,545
We'll use these items...
366
00:28:41,625 --> 00:28:46,170
to create a map of Clementine
in your brain, okay?
367
00:28:46,250 --> 00:28:48,337
So we'll need...
368
00:28:48,417 --> 00:28:51,670
Photos, clothing, gifts,
369
00:28:51,750 --> 00:28:53,962
books she may have bought you,
370
00:28:54,042 --> 00:28:56,628
CDs you may have
bought together,
371
00:28:56,708 --> 00:28:59,170
journal entries.
372
00:28:59,250 --> 00:29:01,337
We want to empty your home...
373
00:29:01,417 --> 00:29:05,295
We want to empty your life
of Clementine.
374
00:29:05,375 --> 00:29:07,212
And after the mapping is done,
375
00:29:07,292 --> 00:29:10,337
our technicians will do the
erasing in your home tonight.
376
00:29:10,417 --> 00:29:13,628
That way, when you awake
in the morning,
377
00:29:13,708 --> 00:29:16,337
you'll find yourself
in your own bed,
378
00:29:16,417 --> 00:29:18,337
as if nothing had happened...
379
00:29:18,417 --> 00:29:20,833
A new life awaiting you.
380
00:29:24,958 --> 00:29:27,208
Wake up, buddy!
381
00:29:32,417 --> 00:29:34,337
No, I'm sorry, Mrs. Sobel.
382
00:29:34,417 --> 00:29:38,337
You can't have the procedure
done three times in one month.
383
00:29:38,417 --> 00:29:42,083
Well, it's just not our policy...
How are you today, Mr. Barish?
384
00:29:43,458 --> 00:29:45,878
Hello. I'm right here.
385
00:29:45,958 --> 00:29:48,337
I know it's an emergency,
and we'll do everything we can...
386
00:29:48,417 --> 00:29:50,462
We can fit you in
on the first of March.
387
00:29:50,542 --> 00:29:54,170
Maybe you could talk to
the doctor, a-and he...
388
00:29:54,250 --> 00:29:56,087
All right,
so let's make an appointment.
389
00:29:56,167 --> 00:29:57,920
What day would you like
to come in this week?
390
00:29:58,000 --> 00:30:01,337
- Mr. Barish.
- Um, he's really busy this afternoon.
391
00:30:01,417 --> 00:30:06,337
Maybe tomorrow would be better.
Around 12:15? Can you do that?
392
00:30:06,417 --> 00:30:09,837
February is very busy for us
because of Valentine's Day.
393
00:30:16,417 --> 00:30:18,587
This is, Stan Fink,
394
00:30:18,667 --> 00:30:21,750
one of our most experienced
and skilled technicians.
395
00:30:23,417 --> 00:30:25,337
He'll be handling your case tonight.
396
00:30:25,417 --> 00:30:28,337
Great to meet you, Mr. Barish.
397
00:30:28,417 --> 00:30:30,087
My name is Joel Barish,
398
00:30:30,167 --> 00:30:35,003
and I'm here to erase
Clementine Kruczynski.
399
00:30:35,083 --> 00:30:39,378
Very good.
Now, tell me about, Clementine.
400
00:30:39,458 --> 00:30:40,836
I was...
401
00:30:42,625 --> 00:30:46,420
living with this woman, Naomi,
402
00:30:46,500 --> 00:30:49,295
a couple years ago,
403
00:30:49,375 --> 00:30:53,295
and my friends Rob and Carrie invited
us to this party at the beach...
404
00:30:53,375 --> 00:30:54,712
I don't like parties.
405
00:30:54,792 --> 00:30:57,753
Naomi couldn't go, but I went...
406
00:30:57,833 --> 00:31:01,170
and I, met Clementine.
407
00:31:01,250 --> 00:31:02,845
I'm sorry.
408
00:31:04,125 --> 00:31:07,253
Let's start with
your most recent memories...
409
00:31:07,333 --> 00:31:10,962
and work backwards from there,
more or less.
410
00:31:11,042 --> 00:31:13,753
There's an emotional core
to each of our memories,
411
00:31:13,833 --> 00:31:16,337
and when you eradicate that core,
412
00:31:16,417 --> 00:31:19,212
it starts its degradation process.
413
00:31:19,292 --> 00:31:21,170
By the time you wake up
in the morning,
414
00:31:21,250 --> 00:31:24,712
all the memories we've targeted
will have withered and disappeared,
415
00:31:24,792 --> 00:31:26,878
as in a dream upon waking.
416
00:31:26,958 --> 00:31:30,137
Is there any risk of brain damage?
417
00:31:30,417 --> 00:31:33,037
Well, technically speaking,
418
00:31:33,417 --> 00:31:35,295
the procedure is brain damage,
419
00:31:35,375 --> 00:31:38,587
but it's on a par
with a night of heavy drinking.
420
00:31:38,667 --> 00:31:40,292
Nothing you'll miss.
421
00:31:42,417 --> 00:31:43,937
Comfortable?
422
00:31:44,417 --> 00:31:46,128
What we're doing here,
Mr. Barish,
423
00:31:46,208 --> 00:31:48,920
is actually creating
a map of your brain.
424
00:31:49,000 --> 00:31:50,753
Okay, let's get started.
425
00:31:50,833 --> 00:31:53,240
If we want to
get this procedure under way tonight,
426
00:31:53,320 --> 00:31:54,503
we have some work to do.
427
00:31:54,583 --> 00:31:58,503
I want you to react to these objects,
Mr. Barish, if you will.
428
00:32:00,167 --> 00:32:03,170
There's a good story
behind this one...
429
00:32:03,250 --> 00:32:06,462
Actually, Mr. Barish, I'll get
a much better emotional readout...
430
00:32:06,542 --> 00:32:10,712
if you refrain from any sort of
verbal description of the items.
431
00:32:10,792 --> 00:32:12,462
Just please try to focus
on the memories.
432
00:32:12,542 --> 00:32:15,137
Sorry. Okay.
433
00:32:17,125 --> 00:32:21,337
Healthy activity up there.
Healthy readouts. Very good.
434
00:32:21,417 --> 00:32:24,337
- Here's another object.
- That's so...
435
00:32:24,417 --> 00:32:27,333
Next item. Okay.
436
00:32:29,375 --> 00:32:30,962
Potato head.
437
00:32:31,042 --> 00:32:34,037
Next item. Okay.
438
00:32:34,417 --> 00:32:37,354
Just focus on the memories.
439
00:32:37,834 --> 00:32:39,295
Patrick, do me a favor.
440
00:32:39,375 --> 00:32:42,587
- Hey, Patrick, do me a favor, will ya?
- Yeah.
441
00:32:42,667 --> 00:32:45,253
Can you,
check the voltage regulator?
442
00:32:45,333 --> 00:32:46,795
What do we got there?
443
00:32:46,875 --> 00:32:49,003
- Voltage looks fine.
- Really?
444
00:32:49,083 --> 00:32:52,667
- Well, I'm not wiping as clean as I like here.
- I'm...
445
00:32:55,542 --> 00:33:00,708
Well, technically, the procedure is brain damage.
446
00:33:02,833 --> 00:33:05,208
Check the...
Check the connections, please.
447
00:33:06,875 --> 00:33:09,958
Oh, there you are. I...
448
00:33:15,167 --> 00:33:19,253
Why am I...
I don't understand what I'm looking at.
449
00:33:19,333 --> 00:33:21,837
Why am I standing here and...
450
00:33:21,917 --> 00:33:24,595
Oh, my God. Déjà vu.
451
00:33:24,875 --> 00:33:27,378
Déjà-vu. This is so...
452
00:33:27,458 --> 00:33:30,337
We should get started.
If we're gonna get the procedure...
453
00:33:30,417 --> 00:33:33,212
under way tonight,
we have some work to do.
454
00:33:33,292 --> 00:33:35,628
I'm in my
head already, aren't I?
455
00:33:35,708 --> 00:33:39,212
I suppose so.
This is about right.
456
00:33:39,292 --> 00:33:42,083
This is what it... This is
what it would look like.
457
00:33:44,500 --> 00:33:46,337
Very good.
458
00:33:46,417 --> 00:33:48,837
We'll dispose of these
mementos when we're done here.
459
00:33:48,917 --> 00:33:53,253
That way you won't be confused later by
their unexplainable presence in your home.
460
00:33:53,333 --> 00:33:54,545
There we go.
461
00:33:54,625 --> 00:33:56,253
- Patrick?
- Yeah?
462
00:33:56,333 --> 00:33:58,178
Patrick, can you check...
463
00:33:58,258 --> 00:33:59,003
Patrick?
464
00:33:59,083 --> 00:34:01,374
I'm getting some sort of
readout of my own voice.
465
00:34:01,554 --> 00:34:02,337
Patrick? Patrick?
466
00:34:02,417 --> 00:34:06,337
- Why are there so many wires?
- A lot of equipment.
467
00:34:06,417 --> 00:34:07,357
Does that help?
468
00:34:07,437 --> 00:34:10,337
Are you sure
you set that thing up properly?
469
00:34:10,417 --> 00:34:12,337
- How's that?
- How are you today, Mr. Barish?
470
00:34:12,417 --> 00:34:14,337
- There we are, Mr. Barish.
- All right. That's better.
471
00:34:14,417 --> 00:34:17,712
- I don't know if I like this.
- Think I might try this then.
472
00:34:17,792 --> 00:34:19,962
We're almost done now.
473
00:34:20,042 --> 00:34:23,128
Journal.
That would be invaluable.
474
00:34:23,208 --> 00:34:26,337
I met someone tonight.
475
00:34:26,417 --> 00:34:29,753
I don't know what to do.
Her name is Clementine, and she's amazing."
476
00:34:29,833 --> 00:34:31,378
Jesus!
477
00:34:31,458 --> 00:34:35,337
- What? What?
- Come on! Careful! Step back!
478
00:34:35,417 --> 00:34:37,337
Just take it easy.
479
00:34:37,417 --> 00:34:39,237
That's fine.
480
00:34:39,417 --> 00:34:42,167
Let's not roach the guy.
481
00:34:45,292 --> 00:34:46,712
All right, we got that one.
482
00:34:46,792 --> 00:34:48,920
This place is sort of a dump,
don't you think?
483
00:34:49,000 --> 00:34:50,583
It's an apartment, Patrick.
484
00:34:51,417 --> 00:34:52,662
Patrick.
485
00:34:53,042 --> 00:34:57,178
Well, not a dump then, but sorta plain.
Uninspired.
486
00:34:57,458 --> 00:34:59,587
And there's sort of a stale smell.
487
00:35:00,367 --> 00:35:03,937
Patrick, can we just,
please, get through this?
488
00:35:04,117 --> 00:35:07,192
- We got a very long night ahead of us.
- Yeah. Yeah.
489
00:35:07,272 --> 00:35:08,437
Come on.
490
00:35:13,042 --> 00:35:15,417
This is the last time I saw you.
491
00:35:30,958 --> 00:35:32,670
It's 3:00.
492
00:35:32,750 --> 00:35:35,737
I kinda sorta wrecked your car.
493
00:35:37,417 --> 00:35:39,378
Were you driving drunk?
494
00:35:39,458 --> 00:35:41,420
It's pathetic.
495
00:35:41,500 --> 00:35:43,837
I was a little tipsy.
496
00:35:44,417 --> 00:35:46,045
Don't call me pathetic.
497
00:35:46,125 --> 00:35:49,045
Well, it is pathetic.
It's fucking irresponsible.
498
00:35:49,125 --> 00:35:50,962
- Could've killed somebody.
- Oh, God.
499
00:35:51,042 --> 00:35:53,378
Maybe you did kill somebody.
Should we turn on the news and see?
500
00:35:53,458 --> 00:35:55,295
Oh, Christ!
501
00:35:55,375 --> 00:35:57,628
Should I check the grill to see if
there's children or small animals?
502
00:35:57,708 --> 00:35:59,503
I didn't kill anybody!
It's just a fucking dent, Joel.
503
00:35:59,583 --> 00:36:03,587
- God, you're like an old lady or something.
- What are you like?
504
00:36:03,667 --> 00:36:05,670
- A wino?
- A wino?
505
00:36:05,750 --> 00:36:08,678
Jesus, are you from the '50s or something?
506
00:36:08,958 --> 00:36:10,333
A wino?
507
00:36:11,417 --> 00:36:12,962
Face it, Joely.
508
00:36:13,042 --> 00:36:16,845
You're freaked out because
I was out late without you,
509
00:36:17,625 --> 00:36:20,337
and in your little wormy brain,
510
00:36:20,417 --> 00:36:24,425
you're trying to figure out,
did she fuck someone tonight?
511
00:36:26,208 --> 00:36:27,795
No, see, Clem,
512
00:36:27,875 --> 00:36:30,753
I assume you fucked someone tonight.
513
00:36:30,833 --> 00:36:33,208
Isn't that how you get
people to like you?
514
00:36:42,958 --> 00:36:45,820
I'm sorry. Okay?
515
00:36:46,500 --> 00:36:49,542
Clem, I didn't mean it.
All right?
516
00:36:54,583 --> 00:36:56,337
- Clem?
- Your keys.
517
00:36:56,417 --> 00:36:58,170
- I was just...
- I won't need them anymore.
518
00:36:58,250 --> 00:37:00,253
I was just...
519
00:37:00,333 --> 00:37:03,333
Angry or annoyed or something,
I don't know.
520
00:37:10,417 --> 00:37:11,675
Clem?
521
00:37:14,000 --> 00:37:15,500
Got it.
522
00:37:16,583 --> 00:37:18,753
Mary's coming over tonight.
523
00:37:18,833 --> 00:37:20,337
- Yeah?
- Yeah.
524
00:37:20,417 --> 00:37:21,920
Just thought you'd wanna know.
525
00:37:22,000 --> 00:37:24,337
I like Mary.
I like when she comes to visit.
526
00:37:24,417 --> 00:37:28,170
- I just don't think she likes me.
- She likes you okay.
527
00:37:28,250 --> 00:37:31,795
So, maybe I should invite my girlfriend over.
I have a girlfriend now.
528
00:37:31,875 --> 00:37:34,337
- Do whatever you want.
- Did I tell you I have...
529
00:37:34,417 --> 00:37:35,633
Yeah.
530
00:37:41,042 --> 00:37:43,337
Did I tell you
I have a new girlfriend?
531
00:37:43,417 --> 00:37:45,670
We gotta focus here, Patrick.
532
00:37:45,750 --> 00:37:47,462
Yeah, the thing is,
533
00:37:47,542 --> 00:37:50,587
our situation is...
Is a little weird.
534
00:37:50,667 --> 00:37:52,250
My girlfriend situation.
535
00:37:53,417 --> 00:37:55,212
I'm sure it is.
536
00:37:55,292 --> 00:37:56,833
You gotta be...
537
00:38:23,417 --> 00:38:25,253
Clem, let me drive you home.
538
00:38:25,333 --> 00:38:27,542
Get out of my face, faggot!
539
00:38:28,875 --> 00:38:32,337
Look at it out here!
It's all falling apart!
540
00:38:32,417 --> 00:38:35,087
I'm erasing you, and I'm happy!
541
00:38:35,167 --> 00:38:36,962
You did it to me first!
542
00:38:37,042 --> 00:38:41,170
I can't believe you did this to me.
Goddamn it.
543
00:38:41,250 --> 00:38:43,837
Clem! Can you hear me?
544
00:38:43,917 --> 00:38:46,462
By morning you'll be gone!
545
00:38:46,542 --> 00:38:49,958
The perfect ending
to this piece-of—shit story!
546
00:38:55,417 --> 00:38:58,128
Is there something wrong
with a girl being attracted to me?
547
00:38:58,208 --> 00:39:01,378
- Is that a problem?
- No, I think it's... funny.
548
00:39:01,458 --> 00:39:04,670
So, who do you think's
better-looking, me or this guy?
549
00:39:04,750 --> 00:39:06,920
Patrick, let's focus, buddy.
550
00:39:07,000 --> 00:39:09,337
Remember that
girl we did last week?
551
00:39:09,417 --> 00:39:12,208
The one with the... potatoes?
552
00:39:14,667 --> 00:39:18,337
That girl?
Yeah, that... that's this guy's girl.
553
00:39:18,417 --> 00:39:19,837
- Right.
- Yeah.
554
00:39:19,917 --> 00:39:22,878
Was. We took care of that.
555
00:39:22,958 --> 00:39:24,295
Oh, come on!
556
00:39:24,375 --> 00:39:28,045
Well, I kinda
fell in love with her that night.
557
00:39:28,125 --> 00:39:31,045
What? You little fuck...
558
00:39:31,125 --> 00:39:34,337
- What?
- She was unconscious, man.
559
00:39:34,417 --> 00:39:37,250
Well, she was beautiful, and...
560
00:39:38,417 --> 00:39:41,250
I stole a pair
of her panties as well.
561
00:39:43,417 --> 00:39:45,170
- Jesus!
- What?
562
00:39:45,250 --> 00:39:48,128
It's not like...
I mean, they were clean and all.
563
00:39:48,208 --> 00:39:50,295
Don't tell me this stuff, man!
I don't wanna hear this shit!
564
00:39:50,375 --> 00:39:52,878
- They were clean!
- What? D-Don't! Stop!
565
00:39:52,958 --> 00:39:54,795
- Okay. Yeah! All right!
- We got work to do.
566
00:39:54,875 --> 00:39:56,378
Okay. Fine.
567
00:39:56,458 --> 00:39:58,167
Give me my papers.
568
00:40:10,750 --> 00:40:12,433
There's...
569
00:40:14,417 --> 00:40:16,000
There's more.
570
00:40:18,417 --> 00:40:20,795
After we did her, I kind of...
571
00:40:20,875 --> 00:40:24,083
went to where she works
and asked her out.
572
00:40:25,708 --> 00:40:27,462
You what?
573
00:40:27,542 --> 00:40:31,253
- Jesus.
- Jesus, Patrick!
574
00:40:31,333 --> 00:40:34,337
Do you have... any idea...
575
00:40:34,417 --> 00:40:36,087
how unethical...
576
00:40:36,167 --> 00:40:38,170
It's not really that bad.
577
00:40:38,250 --> 00:40:41,962
What? What? Get that look off your face.
What's wrong?
578
00:40:42,042 --> 00:40:44,937
Patrick, you stole a girl's panties!
579
00:40:56,792 --> 00:40:58,983
There's someone here.
580
00:41:00,417 --> 00:41:02,503
He stole your underwear.
581
00:41:02,583 --> 00:41:04,828
I don't see anyone.
582
00:41:21,583 --> 00:41:22,841
Joel?
583
00:41:24,417 --> 00:41:26,337
Where are my boots?
584
00:41:26,417 --> 00:41:30,337
Why are you showing me poisons?
Can't you understand English?
585
00:41:30,417 --> 00:41:33,375
"Potions," I said. Potions.
586
00:41:39,417 --> 00:41:41,753
Love potion, please.
587
00:41:41,833 --> 00:41:45,625
I'm fucking crawling
out of my skin!
588
00:41:47,833 --> 00:41:50,000
Should've left you
at the flea market.
589
00:41:51,583 --> 00:41:54,087
First thing to do is...
590
00:41:54,167 --> 00:41:57,708
sift in a cup
of powdered whale heart.
591
00:42:03,958 --> 00:42:05,837
Wanna go?
592
00:42:06,417 --> 00:42:08,337
I want to have a baby.
593
00:42:08,417 --> 00:42:10,937
Let's talk about it later.
594
00:42:11,417 --> 00:42:14,117
No! I want to have a baby.
595
00:42:15,750 --> 00:42:18,287
I don't think we're ready.
596
00:42:18,667 --> 00:42:20,837
You're not ready.
597
00:42:20,917 --> 00:42:24,212
Clem, do you really think
you could take care of a kid?
598
00:42:24,292 --> 00:42:25,542
What?
599
00:42:28,417 --> 00:42:30,337
I don't wanna talk about it here.
600
00:42:30,417 --> 00:42:33,170
I can't hear you. I can
never the fuck understand what you're saying.
601
00:42:33,250 --> 00:42:35,337
- I don't wanna talk about this!
- Fucking ventriloquist!
602
00:42:35,417 --> 00:42:37,795
- We're fucking gonna talk about it!
- I... don't... want... to...
603
00:42:37,875 --> 00:42:40,837
You can't just say something like that
and say you don't wanna talk about it!
604
00:42:40,917 --> 00:42:43,212
- I'm sorry, Clem.
- I'd make a fucking good mother!
605
00:42:43,292 --> 00:42:45,628
I love children,
I'm creative and smart,
606
00:42:45,708 --> 00:42:48,420
- and I'd make a fucking great mother!
- Oh, God...
607
00:42:48,500 --> 00:42:51,628
It's you, Joel.
It's you who can't commit to anything!
608
00:42:51,708 --> 00:42:52,504
It's going! It's going!
609
00:42:52,584 --> 00:42:54,762
You have no idea how lucky
you are I'm interested in you!
610
00:42:54,842 --> 00:42:57,753
Maybe I should end this right here, Joel!
611
00:42:57,833 --> 00:43:00,513
Leave you at the flea market
with stupid costume jewelry!
612
00:43:00,593 --> 00:43:01,962
It's done. This is crap.
613
00:43:02,042 --> 00:43:04,587
Maybe you could find yourself
an antique rocking chair to die in!
614
00:43:04,667 --> 00:43:06,708
All the pain, confusion...
615
00:43:13,333 --> 00:43:16,003
- Hi, Patrick.
- Hi, Mary. How's it goin'?
616
00:43:16,083 --> 00:43:19,003
- Hey, you.
- Oh, it's freezing outside.
617
00:43:19,083 --> 00:43:20,958
- Find us okay?
- Yeah.
618
00:43:24,417 --> 00:43:25,667
Hot!
619
00:43:28,417 --> 00:43:30,003
Poor guy.
620
00:43:32,792 --> 00:43:34,920
Don't you have
anything real to drink?
621
00:43:35,000 --> 00:43:38,128
We haven't really checked yet.
622
00:43:38,208 --> 00:43:39,428
Patrick?
623
00:43:39,708 --> 00:43:41,508
- Yeah.
- Let me do the honors.
624
00:43:43,750 --> 00:43:45,878
Mary hates me.
625
00:43:45,958 --> 00:43:48,170
Never really had much luck
with the ladies.
626
00:43:48,250 --> 00:43:50,503
Maybe if you stop
stealing their panties.
627
00:43:50,583 --> 00:43:53,062
Stan. Stan.
628
00:43:53,542 --> 00:43:54,837
- There's more.
- No!
629
00:43:54,917 --> 00:43:56,337
- Yes.
- No!
630
00:44:00,458 --> 00:44:02,670
Oh, you didn't want any,
did you, Patrick?
631
00:44:02,750 --> 00:44:06,295
- No, that's okay.
- Wait.
632
00:44:06,375 --> 00:44:10,458
"Blessed are the forgetful, for they
get the better even of their blunders."
633
00:44:21,667 --> 00:44:24,670
That's Nietzsche.
Beyond Good and Evil.
634
00:44:24,750 --> 00:44:27,212
I found it in my Bartlett's.
635
00:44:27,292 --> 00:44:29,170
What's your Bartlett's?
636
00:44:29,250 --> 00:44:33,045
It's a quote book, Patrick.
It's a book of quotations.
637
00:44:33,125 --> 00:44:35,587
I think Howard will be
in Bartlett's one day.
638
00:44:35,667 --> 00:44:37,503
Definitely.
Howard is pure Bartlett's.
639
00:44:37,583 --> 00:44:38,833
God!
640
00:44:40,083 --> 00:44:42,587
Can you wake him up?
641
00:44:42,667 --> 00:44:45,462
You can't wake him up.
642
00:44:53,583 --> 00:44:55,667
You don't tell me things, Joel.
643
00:44:57,625 --> 00:44:59,750
I'm an open book.
644
00:45:01,167 --> 00:45:02,795
I tell you everything.
645
00:45:02,875 --> 00:45:06,000
Every damn embarrassing thing.
646
00:45:08,667 --> 00:45:10,878
You don't trust me.
647
00:45:10,958 --> 00:45:14,333
Constantly talking isn't
necessarily communicating.
648
00:45:17,083 --> 00:45:18,625
I don't do that.
649
00:45:21,417 --> 00:45:23,458
I want to know you.
650
00:45:26,417 --> 00:45:29,833
I don't constantly talk. Jesus!
651
00:45:31,417 --> 00:45:34,003
People have to
share things, Joel.
652
00:45:35,500 --> 00:45:38,378
That's what intimacy is.
653
00:45:38,458 --> 00:45:40,920
I'm really pissed
that you said that to me.
654
00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:42,545
I'm sorry.
655
00:45:42,625 --> 00:45:45,333
It just... really just
isn't that interesting.
656
00:45:47,333 --> 00:45:50,337
I wanna read some of those
journals you're constantly scribbling in.
657
00:45:50,417 --> 00:45:55,000
What do you write in there if you don't
have any thoughts or passions or... love?
658
00:46:02,125 --> 00:46:04,212
November 19, 2003.
659
00:46:07,292 --> 00:46:09,625
Dinner at Kang's again.
660
00:46:11,667 --> 00:46:15,087
Are we like those poor couples...
661
00:46:15,167 --> 00:46:18,128
you feel sorry for
in restaurants?
662
00:46:18,208 --> 00:46:20,337
Are we the dining dead?
663
00:46:20,417 --> 00:46:25,167
I can't stand the idea of us being
a couple people think that about.
664
00:46:28,958 --> 00:46:31,042
I like that.
665
00:46:33,708 --> 00:46:36,128
How's the chicken?
666
00:46:36,208 --> 00:46:37,950
Good.
667
00:46:38,958 --> 00:46:42,292
- More?
- No. No. Thank you.
668
00:46:44,417 --> 00:46:47,337
She's gonna be drunk and stupid now.
669
00:46:47,417 --> 00:46:49,337
Hey, would you do me a favor...
670
00:46:49,417 --> 00:46:52,837
and clean the goddamn hair off the
soap when you're done in the shower?
671
00:46:52,917 --> 00:46:54,670
- Yeah. Yeah.
- It's really...
672
00:46:54,750 --> 00:46:56,333
- Gross.
- Gross.
673
00:46:58,750 --> 00:47:01,337
- It's just...
- Repulsive.
674
00:47:01,417 --> 00:47:02,958
It's repulsive.
675
00:47:08,833 --> 00:47:11,337
Patrick, can we get through this?
676
00:47:11,417 --> 00:47:12,537
Patrick.
677
00:47:13,417 --> 00:47:14,962
Hey, Tangerine.
678
00:47:15,042 --> 00:47:17,378
Oh, Patrick, it's you.
679
00:47:17,458 --> 00:47:21,128
I'm so miserable right now.
680
00:47:21,208 --> 00:47:23,295
- Why? What's wrong?
- I don't know.
681
00:47:23,375 --> 00:47:25,503
- Excuse me?
- I'm so confused!
682
00:47:25,583 --> 00:47:27,503
Can I help you find something, sir?
683
00:47:27,583 --> 00:47:31,545
Confused?
What are you confused about? Everything's fine.
684
00:47:31,625 --> 00:47:33,628
Baby, come here.
685
00:47:33,708 --> 00:47:35,292
Scared of what?
686
00:47:36,417 --> 00:47:38,437
I don't know.
687
00:47:39,417 --> 00:47:42,420
- Do you love me?
- Of course I do.
688
00:47:42,500 --> 00:47:44,378
Where's the self-help section?
689
00:47:44,458 --> 00:47:46,795
Do you think I'm ugly?
690
00:47:46,875 --> 00:47:49,170
No! You're beautiful!
691
00:47:49,250 --> 00:47:51,628
- Maybe [should come over.
- No, no.
692
00:47:51,708 --> 00:47:55,795
I don't know. I-I'm a mess, Patrick.
You know.
693
00:47:55,875 --> 00:47:58,212
Well, just let me come over.
I'll cheer you up.
694
00:47:58,292 --> 00:47:59,337
Okay.
695
00:47:59,417 --> 00:48:02,795
Stan, can I leave for a while?
My girlfriend's really upset.
696
00:48:02,875 --> 00:48:05,962
Patrick, we're right in the middle
of erasing this poor man's...
697
00:48:06,042 --> 00:48:09,167
Let him go, Stan!
Let him go. I'll help.
698
00:48:10,417 --> 00:48:12,087
- See?
- How hard can it be?
699
00:48:12,167 --> 00:48:15,753
- She hates me. She wants me to go.
- Go.
700
00:48:15,833 --> 00:48:18,795
All right.
I'll be right over, Tangerine.
701
00:48:18,875 --> 00:48:20,420
You like?
702
00:48:20,500 --> 00:48:21,850
Oh, man!
703
00:48:23,792 --> 00:48:25,545
I matched my sweatshirt exactly.
704
00:48:25,625 --> 00:48:27,462
- I like it.
- You do?
705
00:48:27,542 --> 00:48:29,920
You look like a tangerine.
706
00:48:30,000 --> 00:48:33,420
- "Clemen-teen" the tangerine.
- Juicy!
707
00:48:33,500 --> 00:48:36,375
- And seedless.
- I like that.
708
00:48:38,125 --> 00:48:40,470
I like tangerines!
709
00:48:40,750 --> 00:48:43,337
- Can you see me doing ducks?
- Tangerine.
710
00:48:43,417 --> 00:48:45,337
Joel. Ducks.
711
00:48:45,417 --> 00:48:48,128
- How does he know to call you that?
- How did who know?
712
00:48:48,208 --> 00:48:50,920
- Oh, my God. Clem?
- This is pretty cool.
713
00:48:51,000 --> 00:48:52,503
That's what
they called themselves.
714
00:48:52,583 --> 00:48:55,128
The Clash...
The only band that mattered.
715
00:48:55,208 --> 00:48:57,337
They called themselves that
for a reason.
716
00:48:57,417 --> 00:48:58,795
It's amazing, isn't it?
717
00:48:58,875 --> 00:49:01,337
Like social justice...
Yeah, it's totally incredible.
718
00:49:01,417 --> 00:49:04,000
What Howard gives to the world.
719
00:49:05,333 --> 00:49:06,383
Yeah.
720
00:49:07,292 --> 00:49:09,337
To let people begin again.
721
00:49:11,167 --> 00:49:12,837
It's beautiful.
722
00:49:12,917 --> 00:49:18,087
You look at a baby, and it's so
pure and so free and so clean.
723
00:49:18,167 --> 00:49:21,378
And adults are, like,
this mess of sadness...
724
00:49:21,458 --> 00:49:24,378
and... phobias.
725
00:49:24,458 --> 00:49:27,583
Howard just makes it all go away.
726
00:49:37,417 --> 00:49:39,458
Oh, my God.
727
00:49:41,292 --> 00:49:44,503
- Baby, what's going on?
- I don't know. I don't know!
728
00:49:44,583 --> 00:49:48,337
I'm lost. I'm scared.
I feel like I'm disappearing.
729
00:49:48,417 --> 00:49:51,128
- Disappearing?
- My skin's coming off! I'm getting old!
730
00:49:51,208 --> 00:49:53,837
- Nothing makes any sense to me!
- You're not getting old.
731
00:49:53,917 --> 00:49:56,628
Nothing makes any sense.
Nothing makes any sense.
732
00:49:56,708 --> 00:50:00,337
- Oh, Tangerine.
- Nothing makes any sense.
733
00:50:00,417 --> 00:50:04,128
- Nothing makes any sense, Patrick.
- It's okay. It's okay.
734
00:50:04,208 --> 00:50:08,212
Hey, let's go out dancing. Yeah?
You wanna go out to Montauk with me?
735
00:50:08,292 --> 00:50:09,920
- Montauk?
- Yeah.
736
00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:11,962
No! Come up to Boston with me.
737
00:50:12,042 --> 00:50:13,962
Sure. Yeah.
We can go next weekend.
738
00:50:14,042 --> 00:50:17,462
No, no. Now. Now.
Yeah. I have to go now.
739
00:50:17,542 --> 00:50:19,628
I have to see
the frozen Charles now.
740
00:50:23,833 --> 00:50:25,420
Hi, it's Joel.
741
00:50:25,500 --> 00:50:31,337
Um, leave a message after the
beep, and I'll get back to you.
742
00:50:33,042 --> 00:50:35,337
Pick up! Pick up, man!
743
00:50:35,417 --> 00:50:40,337
W-W-Hold on, hold on, hold on.
744
00:50:40,417 --> 00:50:43,295
Hello? Yeah, what's up?
745
00:50:43,375 --> 00:50:46,087
I got into a little situation
with the old lady.
746
00:50:46,167 --> 00:50:48,670
Can you handle things tonight alone?
I'm really sorry, man.
747
00:50:48,750 --> 00:50:51,587
Don't worry about it. I got it under
control, man.
748
00:50:51,667 --> 00:50:53,795
He's pretty much on autopilot
right now anyway.
749
00:50:53,875 --> 00:50:55,337
Thanks, Stan. I owe you big-time.
750
00:50:55,417 --> 00:50:58,208
Dude, I gotta go. I gotta go.
751
00:51:00,417 --> 00:51:01,883
Charles.
752
00:51:04,583 --> 00:51:06,208
Come on. Charles.
753
00:51:10,833 --> 00:51:13,420
"Look! You and me,
on the Charles River!"
754
00:51:13,500 --> 00:51:18,337
I could die right now, Clem.
I'm just happy. I've never felt that before.
755
00:51:18,417 --> 00:51:20,333
I'm just exactly where I want...
756
00:51:21,458 --> 00:51:24,212
- I'm so excited. Yay.
- I'm excited too.
757
00:51:24,292 --> 00:51:27,542
- Cool.
- Oh, I...
758
00:51:29,417 --> 00:51:31,045
I got you this...
759
00:51:31,125 --> 00:51:34,212
- What?
- Thing,
760
00:51:34,292 --> 00:51:36,337
Happy early Valentine's Day.
761
00:51:39,417 --> 00:51:41,503
What is it?
762
00:51:41,583 --> 00:51:44,333
I don't know. Open it up.
763
00:51:51,542 --> 00:51:53,337
It... It's gorgeous!
764
00:51:53,417 --> 00:51:56,337
- You like it?
- Yeah. It's just my taste. Really.
765
00:51:56,417 --> 00:51:59,625
I've never gone out with a guy who
bought me a piece of jewelry I liked.
766
00:52:01,458 --> 00:52:03,125
Thank you.
767
00:52:10,417 --> 00:52:12,212
- Let's go.
- Okay.
768
00:52:12,292 --> 00:52:15,333
- Joely?
- Yeah, Tangerine?
769
00:52:17,208 --> 00:52:19,545
Am I ugly?
770
00:52:19,625 --> 00:52:23,045
When I was a kid, I thought I was.
771
00:52:23,125 --> 00:52:27,212
Can't believe I'm crying already.
772
00:52:27,292 --> 00:52:30,337
Sometimes I think
people don't understand...
773
00:52:30,417 --> 00:52:33,378
how lonely it is to be a kid.
774
00:52:33,458 --> 00:52:35,795
Like you don't matter.
775
00:52:36,575 --> 00:52:38,837
So, I'm eight,
776
00:52:39,417 --> 00:52:41,679
and I have these toys,
777
00:52:42,125 --> 00:52:43,962
these dolls.
778
00:52:44,042 --> 00:52:49,212
My favorite is this ugly girl doll
who I call Clementine.
779
00:52:49,292 --> 00:52:50,670
And I keep yelling at her:
780
00:52:50,750 --> 00:52:54,092
"You can't be ugly! Be pretty!“
781
00:52:55,417 --> 00:52:57,212
It's weird.
782
00:52:57,292 --> 00:53:00,037
Like if I can transform her...
783
00:53:00,417 --> 00:53:03,042
I would magically change too.
784
00:53:07,625 --> 00:53:09,337
You're pretty.
785
00:53:09,417 --> 00:53:12,403
Joely, don't ever leave me.
786
00:53:13,083 --> 00:53:14,912
Pretty.
787
00:53:17,292 --> 00:53:20,687
Mierzwiak, please let me keep this memory.
788
00:53:21,167 --> 00:53:23,003
Just this one.
789
00:53:23,083 --> 00:53:26,045
I don't wanna
hold your hand. Come on.
790
00:53:28,667 --> 00:53:30,337
Stop it!
791
00:53:33,417 --> 00:53:35,708
I could die right now, Clem.
792
00:53:38,000 --> 00:53:39,375
I'm just...
793
00:53:40,958 --> 00:53:42,325
happy.
794
00:53:45,417 --> 00:53:47,500
I've never felt that before.
795
00:53:50,625 --> 00:53:52,750
I'm just exactly...
796
00:53:55,125 --> 00:53:57,042
where I wanna be.
797
00:53:59,167 --> 00:54:00,167
Clem?
798
00:54:06,417 --> 00:54:08,712
I want to call it off.
799
00:54:08,792 --> 00:54:10,917
I'll give you a sign.
800
00:54:15,375 --> 00:54:17,208
I want to call it off.
801
00:54:19,625 --> 00:54:22,087
Can you hear me?
I don't want this anymore!
802
00:54:22,167 --> 00:54:24,545
I want to call it off!
803
00:54:25,125 --> 00:54:28,962
When you ain't got nothing to do
804
00:54:29,042 --> 00:54:31,045
I think I'll marry you
805
00:54:31,125 --> 00:54:33,792
Is anybody there?
806
00:54:41,167 --> 00:54:43,712
- Clementine!
- Joel?
807
00:54:43,792 --> 00:54:46,337
- Clement...
- Joely!
808
00:54:46,417 --> 00:54:48,087
- Clem!
- Joel!
809
00:54:48,167 --> 00:54:49,295
Clem.
810
00:54:49,375 --> 00:54:51,837
- Clem!
- What?
811
00:54:51,917 --> 00:54:54,003
- We gotta go. We gotta go.
- What? Where?
812
00:54:54,083 --> 00:54:56,833
- I have an idea of how to stop this.
- Stop what?
813
00:54:58,417 --> 00:55:00,337
- Joely.
- Come on.
814
00:55:00,417 --> 00:55:02,087
- No!
- Smell my pits!
815
00:55:02,167 --> 00:55:04,462
No! No! No! Don't tickle me!
816
00:55:04,542 --> 00:55:06,795
- Don't.
- Smell me. Smell my pits.
817
00:55:06,875 --> 00:55:09,333
No. Come on. Concentrate, Clem.
818
00:55:10,792 --> 00:55:13,253
- We gotta get back to the office.
- Halloween.
819
00:55:13,333 --> 00:55:15,962
There was a tape recorder.
No, not the picture.
820
00:55:16,042 --> 00:55:17,545
Not the picture.
821
00:55:17,625 --> 00:55:21,087
Where is it? Back here. Come on!
822
00:55:21,167 --> 00:55:23,837
Oh, look at me.
Hey, I look good there.
823
00:55:23,917 --> 00:55:27,462
Look, our files
are confidential, Mr. Barish,
824
00:55:27,542 --> 00:55:29,587
so I can't show you evidence.
825
00:55:29,667 --> 00:55:33,003
Suffice it to say that
Miss, Miss Kruczynski...
826
00:55:33,083 --> 00:55:37,087
was not happy
and she wanted to move on.
827
00:55:37,167 --> 00:55:41,587
- Good, now, tell me about Clementine.
- Just tell me everything you remember.
828
00:55:41,667 --> 00:55:44,378
- That's what he said. Then...
- What did we see that day?
829
00:55:44,458 --> 00:55:46,462
- No, wait.
- Oh, look!
830
00:55:46,542 --> 00:55:49,170
- Shit!
- We're going to see my grandma.
831
00:55:49,250 --> 00:55:51,753
- Joel, what? No, I don't want to...
- Joel, please! We're not going on a train.
832
00:55:51,833 --> 00:55:54,462
- Don't make me run anymore.
- Come on!
833
00:55:54,542 --> 00:55:55,792
Mierzwiak!
834
00:55:57,083 --> 00:56:00,083
- Do we always have to run?
- Mierzwiak!
835
00:56:09,958 --> 00:56:11,378
Please.
836
00:56:11,458 --> 00:56:14,712
So, why don't we begin
by you telling me...
837
00:56:14,792 --> 00:56:16,920
everything you can remember.
838
00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:19,462
Mierzwiak! Wake me up!
839
00:56:19,542 --> 00:56:22,670
Oh, I-I'm sorry, Mr. Barish.
840
00:56:22,750 --> 00:56:25,712
I thought you understood
what was going on here.
841
00:56:25,792 --> 00:56:28,837
I don't know.
You're erasing her from me.
842
00:56:28,917 --> 00:56:31,958
You're erasing me from her...
843
00:56:34,417 --> 00:56:36,420
I don't know.
844
00:56:36,500 --> 00:56:40,253
You've got this thing.
I'm in my bed. I know it.
845
00:56:40,333 --> 00:56:42,128
I'm in my brain.
846
00:56:42,208 --> 00:56:45,295
I'm part of your
imagination too, Joel.
847
00:56:45,375 --> 00:56:47,837
How can I help you from there?
848
00:56:47,917 --> 00:56:51,787
I'm inside your head too. I'm you.
849
00:56:52,167 --> 00:56:53,417
Sorry.
850
00:56:55,292 --> 00:56:57,337
Look. Who's that?
851
00:56:57,417 --> 00:56:59,337
Oh, works for us.
852
00:56:59,417 --> 00:57:04,170
That's, Pa-a-a-a-a trick,
853
00:57:04,250 --> 00:57:06,628
baby boy.
854
00:57:06,708 --> 00:57:08,637
He's stealing my identity.
855
00:57:09,417 --> 00:57:11,346
He stole my stuff.
856
00:57:11,917 --> 00:57:15,445
He's, seducing my girlfriend
with my words and my things.
857
00:57:15,625 --> 00:57:19,337
He stole her underwear.
Oh, Jesus Christ!
858
00:57:19,417 --> 00:57:20,795
He stole her underwear.
859
00:57:20,875 --> 00:57:23,837
I could die right now, Clem.
860
00:57:24,417 --> 00:57:26,620
I'm just happy.
861
00:57:27,000 --> 00:57:31,500
I've never felt that before. I'm
just exactly where I want to be.
862
00:57:33,125 --> 00:57:35,000
I want to go home.
863
00:57:36,508 --> 00:57:37,742
What?
864
00:57:40,417 --> 00:57:44,212
Clem!
865
00:57:44,292 --> 00:57:46,167
Wait. Clem!
866
00:57:48,042 --> 00:57:49,378
Clem?
867
00:57:49,458 --> 00:57:51,628
They're erasing you.
868
00:57:52,208 --> 00:57:54,003
I'm here!
869
00:57:54,083 --> 00:57:56,628
Clem, focus. I hired them, okay?
870
00:57:56,708 --> 00:57:58,712
I'm sorry. I'm so stupid.
871
00:57:58,792 --> 00:58:01,920
Sweetie, calm down.
Enjoy the scenery.
872
00:58:02,000 --> 00:58:05,250
I need it to stop before I wake
up and I don't know you anymore.
873
00:58:06,917 --> 00:58:11,212
Okay, well, you know, just
tell them to cancel it then.
874
00:58:11,292 --> 00:58:14,337
What the hell are you talking about?
I can't just cancel it. I'm asleep.
875
00:58:14,417 --> 00:58:16,295
Wake yourself up!
876
00:58:16,375 --> 00:58:19,087
Okay. You want me to wake up?
Okay. Great. All right.
877
00:58:19,167 --> 00:58:22,087
Okay, here we go. This make
you happy if I try? Yeah.
878
00:58:22,167 --> 00:58:25,212
I'll try really hard. Here we go.
That was a great idea.
879
00:58:25,292 --> 00:58:27,337
Yeah. Okay.
880
00:58:27,417 --> 00:58:30,462
Boy, that's working
like gangbusters.
881
00:58:30,542 --> 00:58:33,212
- Don't! That tickles me!
- Oh, my goodness.
882
00:58:33,292 --> 00:58:35,628
Oh, my God. What is that?
Jesus Christ! What the...
883
00:58:35,708 --> 00:58:37,750
It's a birthmark!
884
00:58:40,917 --> 00:58:44,337
It did work, for a second,
885
00:58:44,417 --> 00:58:47,045
- but I couldn't... I couldn't move.
- See?
886
00:58:47,125 --> 00:58:51,670
Oh, well, isn't that just another one
of Joel's self-fulfilling prophecies?
887
00:58:51,750 --> 00:58:54,045
It's more important to prove
me wrong than to actually...
888
00:58:54,125 --> 00:58:57,295
Look, I don't want to
discuss this right now, okay?
889
00:58:57,375 --> 00:58:58,833
Fine.
890
00:59:00,792 --> 00:59:03,920
Then what? I'm listening.
891
00:59:04,000 --> 00:59:06,337
I don't know. You erased me.
892
00:59:06,417 --> 00:59:09,212
That's why I'm here. That's why
I'm doing this in the first place.
893
00:59:09,292 --> 00:59:10,670
I'm sorry. You... You!
894
00:59:10,750 --> 00:59:12,503
You know me. I'm impulsive.
895
00:59:16,958 --> 00:59:19,125
That's what I love about you.
896
00:59:22,417 --> 00:59:23,753
Joel?
897
00:59:24,333 --> 00:59:27,337
I have another idea for this problem.
898
00:59:27,417 --> 00:59:29,670
This is a memory of me,
899
00:59:29,750 --> 00:59:34,545
the way you wanted to have sex on the
couch after you looked down at my crotch.
900
00:59:34,625 --> 00:59:37,545
- What?
- Joel, the eraser guys are coming here,
901
00:59:37,625 --> 00:59:40,420
so what if you take me
somewhere else,
902
00:59:40,500 --> 00:59:44,417
somewhere where I don't belong,
and we hide there till morning?
903
00:59:50,000 --> 00:59:53,295
Oh, man. I can't
remember anything without you.
904
00:59:53,375 --> 00:59:56,837
That's very sweet, but try, okay?
905
00:59:56,917 --> 00:59:58,137
Okay.
906
00:59:58,417 --> 01:00:03,920
Row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
907
01:00:04,000 --> 01:00:06,212
Merrily, merrily
merrily, merrily
908
01:00:06,292 --> 01:00:09,795
Row, row, row your boat
gently down the stream
909
01:00:09,875 --> 01:00:12,837
Row, row, row your boat
Merrily, merrily merrily, merrily
910
01:00:12,917 --> 01:00:16,628
Life is but a dream
Merrily, merrily merrily, merrily
911
01:00:16,708 --> 01:00:19,545
Merrily, merrily merrily, merrily
912
01:00:19,625 --> 01:00:22,795
Life is but a dream
Row, row, row your boat
913
01:00:22,875 --> 01:00:25,003
- It's working!
- Row, row, row your boat
914
01:00:25,083 --> 01:00:28,583
- Gently down the stream
- I'm a genius!
915
01:00:49,500 --> 01:00:50,958
Joel?
916
01:00:52,042 --> 01:00:53,250
Joel?
917
01:00:55,083 --> 01:00:57,253
Where'd you go?
918
01:00:57,333 --> 01:00:58,962
I'm supposed to come too!
919
01:00:59,042 --> 01:01:00,829
Listen, I'm just gonna go get a salad bowl.
920
01:01:00,909 --> 01:01:02,587
Can you stir the soup
and keep an eye on Joel?
921
01:01:02,667 --> 01:01:04,462
Sure. He just likes to be near me.
922
01:01:04,542 --> 01:01:06,587
- Absolutely!
- Clem?
923
01:01:06,667 --> 01:01:10,837
It worked.
My God, look at this!
924
01:01:10,917 --> 01:01:15,128
It worked! Look!
Look at this dress, man!
925
01:01:15,208 --> 01:01:19,837
Oh, my God! Look at it!
I wish I could take it with me.
926
01:01:19,917 --> 01:01:22,037
Who am I?
927
01:01:22,417 --> 01:01:24,087
- Mrs. Hamlyn.
- Right. Mrs. Hamlyn.
928
01:01:24,167 --> 01:01:26,837
I must be about four.
Oh, my gosh.
929
01:01:26,917 --> 01:01:30,170
Found the salad bowl, so I'm
serving salad and string beans.
930
01:01:30,250 --> 01:01:32,753
Is he okay under there?
Peanut, are you all right?
931
01:01:32,833 --> 01:01:36,420
God, honestly,
I feel like I could clean up all day.
932
01:01:36,500 --> 01:01:39,545
Would you hate me if I asked you to
clean some string beans? No, not at all.
933
01:01:39,625 --> 01:01:42,212
Oh, my God. I love this kitchen.
934
01:01:42,292 --> 01:01:45,295
- Thank you so much.
- She's not looking at me.
935
01:01:45,375 --> 01:01:48,462
She's busy. She's not looking at me.
936
01:01:48,542 --> 01:01:51,837
No one ever looks at me.
I want my mommy.
937
01:01:51,917 --> 01:01:55,003
Oh, baby Joel.
Hey, Joely! Joely!
938
01:01:55,083 --> 01:01:57,503
Is every little peanut under there okay?
He's fine.
939
01:01:57,583 --> 01:02:00,045
Do you have something to drink?
940
01:02:00,125 --> 01:02:02,795
Would you drink a cocktail at this hour?
I mean, I know it's not 5:00.
941
01:02:02,875 --> 01:02:05,337
- I would die for a vodka.
- Hang on. Let me check if I have that.
942
01:02:05,417 --> 01:02:08,212
Okay! I'm just gonna wait right here.
Joel! Hey, no, sweetie.
943
01:02:08,292 --> 01:02:09,770
Joely.
944
01:02:10,250 --> 01:02:13,837
Your mother wants me to mind you.
Get back under the table. Ice cream.
945
01:02:13,917 --> 01:02:18,337
Ice cream. No, not until after,
you know, you've had your dinner.
946
01:02:18,417 --> 01:02:20,545
Come on, Joel!
947
01:02:20,625 --> 01:02:22,337
Joel, grow up!
948
01:02:22,417 --> 01:02:24,712
Don't leave me, Clem. Oh, my God, Clem.
949
01:02:24,792 --> 01:02:27,253
- This is sort of warped.
- I'm scared.
950
01:02:27,333 --> 01:02:30,545
- I want my mommy!
- Don't cry, baby Joel.
951
01:02:30,625 --> 01:02:35,045
Baby Joel, it's okay.
Joel. Joely. Joel!
952
01:02:35,125 --> 01:02:37,962
Stop it! Look, I think it's working.
Look, we're hidden, Joel. Look!
953
01:02:38,042 --> 01:02:40,837
Hey, honey, look.
954
01:02:40,917 --> 01:02:42,333
Wait there.
955
01:02:46,167 --> 01:02:49,337
My crotch is still here,
just as you remembered it.
956
01:02:49,417 --> 01:02:50,403
Yuck.
957
01:02:53,500 --> 01:02:57,128
It stopped.
958
01:02:57,208 --> 01:02:58,545
What?
959
01:02:58,625 --> 01:03:00,920
It stopped erasing.
960
01:03:01,000 --> 01:03:02,250
Oh, shit.
961
01:03:03,333 --> 01:03:05,208
This is terrible.
962
01:03:07,258 --> 01:03:09,337
He's off the map.
He's off the map.
963
01:03:09,417 --> 01:03:10,844
- Where?
- I don't know where!
964
01:03:10,924 --> 01:03:13,003
What do you mean?
I don't know where!
965
01:03:13,083 --> 01:03:17,170
This is bad. This is very, very bad news.
Where are my glasses?
966
01:03:17,250 --> 01:03:19,170
Okay. Crap.
967
01:03:19,750 --> 01:03:22,378
Okay. What do we do?
What do I do?
968
01:03:22,458 --> 01:03:23,190
What should we do?
969
01:03:23,270 --> 01:03:25,503
I don't know what to do.
I don't know what to do.
970
01:03:25,583 --> 01:03:27,337
- What should we do?
- Crap. Crap. I don't know!
971
01:03:27,417 --> 01:03:30,212
- I just said that I don't know what to do.
- I'm sorry. What should we do?
972
01:03:30,292 --> 01:03:33,920
I don't know. Now, look,
you're freaking me out. Mellow out.
973
01:03:34,000 --> 01:03:37,795
Well, you have to do something.
He could wake up all half-baked.
974
01:03:37,875 --> 01:03:40,712
- Quiet. You're freaking me out.
- All gooey and...
975
01:03:40,792 --> 01:03:42,462
- Half-baked.
- Okay.
976
01:03:42,542 --> 01:03:44,337
That sounds so good.
977
01:03:44,417 --> 01:03:46,045
- Oh, shit!
- I'm hungry.
978
01:03:46,125 --> 01:03:47,237
Oh, shit!
979
01:03:47,917 --> 01:03:50,337
What?
What, what? What?
980
01:03:50,417 --> 01:03:53,462
- We should call Howard.
- No way. No, sir, man.
981
01:03:53,542 --> 01:03:55,670
This is my... I can handle this.
982
01:03:55,750 --> 01:03:57,878
- I can't call Howard.
- He's an unbaked cookie.
983
01:03:57,958 --> 01:04:00,795
He's... There's no time
to fuck around.
984
01:04:00,875 --> 01:04:03,212
I got this under control.
What are you talking about?
985
01:04:03,292 --> 01:04:06,337
- Stop fucking around!
- Okay, I'll call Howard.
986
01:04:14,083 --> 01:04:17,337
- Hello.
- Hello, Howard? Hey, it's Stan.
987
01:04:17,417 --> 01:04:21,295
I'm working on this guy down here, and
we seem to have lost him for a moment,
988
01:04:21,375 --> 01:04:24,128
and, I can't...
I can't bring him back up.
989
01:04:24,208 --> 01:04:27,503
Okay, tell me what happened
before he disappeared.
990
01:04:27,583 --> 01:04:31,128
Well, I wasn't sure, really, 'cause I
was away from the monitor for a minute...
991
01:04:31,208 --> 01:04:33,962
and I had it on autopilot
because I had to...
992
01:04:34,042 --> 01:04:35,920
I had to pee.
993
01:04:36,000 --> 01:04:39,503
- Where's Patrick?
- Patrick? Patrick had to go home sick.
994
01:04:39,583 --> 01:04:40,833
Geez.
995
01:04:41,708 --> 01:04:44,337
- Okay, what's the address?
- I know. I 'm so sorry.
996
01:04:44,417 --> 01:04:48,337
- That's okay. Come on.
- I'm at 159 South Village.
997
01:04:48,417 --> 01:04:51,378
- Yeah.
- Apartment 1E. Rockville Center.
998
01:04:51,458 --> 01:04:54,337
- Mary? - Yeah?
- He's coming right now.
999
01:04:54,417 --> 01:04:56,170
I'm staying.
1000
01:04:56,250 --> 01:04:58,628
- Get your stuff, Mary.
- I'm staying.
1001
01:04:58,708 --> 01:05:01,295
- I think you should go.
- Hell, no.
1002
01:05:01,375 --> 01:05:04,295
Mary... Shit.
1003
01:05:04,875 --> 01:05:08,920
- I am so stoned.
- Please, Mary.
1004
01:05:09,000 --> 01:05:11,337
- You have to go.
- Stop being stoned, Mary.
1005
01:05:11,417 --> 01:05:14,337
I don't want him
to see me stoned.
1006
01:05:14,417 --> 01:05:18,420
You have no idea how much trouble
we're gonna get into if Howard comes...
1007
01:05:18,500 --> 01:05:21,587
Joely, stop it! Joel!
Look! Hey, Joel!
1008
01:05:27,583 --> 01:05:29,462
- Joel!
- I want her to pick me up.
1009
01:05:29,542 --> 01:05:33,337
- It's weird how strong that desire is.
- Joel, look at me! Look.
1010
01:05:33,417 --> 01:05:35,503
You'll remember me
in the morning,
1011
01:05:35,583 --> 01:05:39,003
and you'll come to me, and you'll tell
me about us, and we'll start over.
1012
01:05:39,083 --> 01:05:41,337
Pat? I just... Pat?
1013
01:05:41,417 --> 01:05:43,503
I thought we could have
a little cocktail.
1014
01:05:43,583 --> 01:05:46,212
That Patrick guy...
He's copying me.
1015
01:05:46,292 --> 01:05:48,253
What Patrick guy?
1016
01:05:48,333 --> 01:05:49,837
- That guy!
- What?
1017
01:05:49,917 --> 01:05:51,837
He's here in my apartment.
1018
01:05:51,917 --> 01:05:53,878
He's one of those eraser guys.
1019
01:05:53,958 --> 01:05:56,337
He fell for you
when they were doing you,
1020
01:05:56,417 --> 01:06:00,587
and now he's introduced himself like he doesn't
even know you, and you guys are dating.
1021
01:06:00,667 --> 01:06:04,000
Really? Is he cute?
1022
01:06:06,417 --> 01:06:08,837
Clem, there's nothing
wrong with you.
1023
01:06:08,917 --> 01:06:11,337
You're the most wonderful
person I've ever met.
1024
01:06:11,417 --> 01:06:14,420
You... You're kind...
1025
01:06:14,500 --> 01:06:16,670
you're beautiful...
1026
01:06:16,750 --> 01:06:19,170
and smart and funny...
1027
01:06:19,250 --> 01:06:21,375
and... nice.
1028
01:06:22,417 --> 01:06:23,667
What?
1029
01:06:25,042 --> 01:06:27,333
Okay. All right.
1030
01:06:28,958 --> 01:06:30,128
Okay.
1031
01:06:31,208 --> 01:06:33,378
- Move, move, move! Come on. Let's go.
- Careful, careful.
1032
01:06:33,458 --> 01:06:35,037
Fine.
1033
01:06:35,417 --> 01:06:38,078
I'm still stoned.
1034
01:06:38,958 --> 01:06:41,337
Those eye drops you gave me didn't do shit.
1035
01:06:46,208 --> 01:06:48,000
Be cool. Cool.
1036
01:06:52,417 --> 01:06:54,795
- Hello, Mary. What are you doing here?
- Oh, hi, Howard.
1037
01:06:54,875 --> 01:06:57,003
She was just here to help out.
1038
01:06:57,083 --> 01:07:00,212
I wanted to understand as much
as I could about the procedure as possible.
1039
01:07:00,292 --> 01:07:03,753
I think it's important for my job
to understand the inner workings...
1040
01:07:03,833 --> 01:07:06,170
of the work that we do.
1041
01:07:06,250 --> 01:07:09,045
Well, not that I do,
but the work that is done...
1042
01:07:09,125 --> 01:07:12,670
by people... where I also work,
the work of my colleagues.
1043
01:07:12,750 --> 01:07:15,628
All right, well,
let's see if we can,
1044
01:07:15,708 --> 01:07:18,337
get to the bottom of this, shall we?
1045
01:07:18,417 --> 01:07:19,800
Yeah.
1046
01:07:23,167 --> 01:07:25,712
- Well, that's odd.
- I already tried that.
1047
01:07:25,792 --> 01:07:29,378
- Did you try going through the C-gate?
- Yeah, of course.
1048
01:07:29,458 --> 01:07:31,337
I mean... yes.
1049
01:07:31,417 --> 01:07:32,667
Yeah.
1050
01:07:35,958 --> 01:07:37,208
All right.
1051
01:07:39,417 --> 01:07:41,337
- You want to get linked up?
- Yeah.
1052
01:07:41,417 --> 01:07:42,667
All right.
1053
01:07:43,667 --> 01:07:46,337
I already...
I ran the utility programs,
1054
01:07:46,417 --> 01:07:48,337
and I had nothing there,
1055
01:07:48,417 --> 01:07:51,337
so I checked all the memories
against the printed logs.
1056
01:07:51,417 --> 01:07:53,545
- Here, Howard.
- Okay.
1057
01:07:53,625 --> 01:07:56,128
- I got you a chair. There you go.
- Oh, thank you.
1058
01:07:56,208 --> 01:07:58,162
You're welcome.
1059
01:07:58,542 --> 01:08:02,337
All right, I'm gonna...
I'm gonna go through the entire memory,
1060
01:08:02,417 --> 01:08:04,378
see if something comes up.
1061
01:08:04,458 --> 01:08:07,753
Oh, my darling Oh, my darling
1062
01:08:07,833 --> 01:08:11,170
Oh, my darling Clementine
1063
01:08:11,250 --> 01:08:13,378
- You are lost and gone forever
- I love being bathed in the sink.
1064
01:08:13,458 --> 01:08:16,253
- Dreadful sorry, Clementine
- Such a feeling of security.
1065
01:08:16,333 --> 01:08:19,337
I've never seen you happier, baby Joel.
1066
01:08:19,417 --> 01:08:21,403
There it is.
1067
01:08:21,583 --> 01:08:25,837
I don't understand
why it's off the map like that.
1068
01:08:25,917 --> 01:08:28,087
What the heck was he doing there?
1069
01:08:37,458 --> 01:08:39,583
His eyes are open.
1070
01:08:41,417 --> 01:08:45,003
- Has this happened before with him?
- No.
1071
01:08:45,083 --> 01:08:48,545
Oh, this is...
This is not good. No.
1072
01:08:48,625 --> 01:08:50,920
I'm gonna have to...
1073
01:08:51,000 --> 01:08:52,958
I'm gonna have to give him this.
1074
01:09:17,417 --> 01:09:19,962
Can't you see I love you, Antoine?
1075
01:09:20,042 --> 01:09:22,595
Okay, we're back in.
1076
01:09:23,375 --> 01:09:27,587
That was beautiful to watch, Howard.
1077
01:09:27,667 --> 01:09:31,503
Like a surgeon
or a concert pianist or something.
1078
01:09:31,583 --> 01:09:33,462
Thank you, Mary.
1079
01:09:33,542 --> 01:09:37,753
Um, Howard, you should get some sleep.
I-I think I'll be fine now.
1080
01:09:37,833 --> 01:09:42,337
Why can't you see I love you,
Antoine?
1081
01:09:42,417 --> 01:09:44,345
Lucky me.
1082
01:09:44,625 --> 01:09:46,300
Lay one on me.
1083
01:09:50,250 --> 01:09:52,337
Don't call me Antoine.
1084
01:09:52,417 --> 01:09:54,753
- My name is Wally.
- Yes, I know,
1085
01:09:54,833 --> 01:09:57,337
but how can a woman love a
man with a name like Wally?
1086
01:09:58,217 --> 01:09:59,837
What was that?
1087
01:10:00,117 --> 01:10:02,462
My God, there's people coming out of your butt.
1088
01:10:02,542 --> 01:10:04,625
There is?
1089
01:10:06,417 --> 01:10:08,795
- Got it.
- Tangerine!
1090
01:10:08,875 --> 01:10:11,795
- What, Joel... What are you doing?
- We gotta go.
1091
01:10:11,875 --> 01:10:14,583
Go on. Please, please, go.
Please go!
1092
01:10:17,417 --> 01:10:19,337
You can run, but you can't hide.
1093
01:10:19,417 --> 01:10:21,167
Clem, come on!
1094
01:10:22,417 --> 01:10:24,253
There I am.
1095
01:10:24,333 --> 01:10:26,212
That truck.
1096
01:10:26,292 --> 01:10:28,912
Doc? Please.
1097
01:10:29,292 --> 01:10:32,937
All right, let's begin by you telling me...
1098
01:10:33,417 --> 01:10:36,170
everything you remember...
1099
01:10:36,250 --> 01:10:40,212
That's strange.
He's in a memory that we've already erased.
1100
01:10:40,292 --> 01:10:44,337
Oh, well, at least we know where he is.
He's back on track, right?
1101
01:10:44,417 --> 01:10:46,337
Come on, Clem.
1102
01:10:46,417 --> 01:10:49,337
He seems to have developed
some sort of resistance to the procedure.
1103
01:10:49,417 --> 01:10:52,000
- I don't want to run anymore.
- Shit.
1104
01:10:54,167 --> 01:10:54,984
Come on, come on.
1105
01:10:55,064 --> 01:10:57,545
Hide me somewhere deeper,
somewhere really buried.
1106
01:10:57,625 --> 01:11:00,417
- Where?
- Hide me in your humiliation.
1107
01:11:01,708 --> 01:11:04,337
- Humiliation.
- Come on, you big baby!
1108
01:11:04,417 --> 01:11:06,253
I'm sorry, okay?
1109
01:11:09,750 --> 01:11:12,378
Let me drive you home.
1110
01:11:12,458 --> 01:11:13,708
Joel!
1111
01:11:15,125 --> 01:11:18,462
- Bye, Howard.
- No, wait. Howard.
1112
01:11:18,542 --> 01:11:20,920
He's disappeared again.
1113
01:11:21,000 --> 01:11:25,253
- Oh, dear.
- I'm so sorry, Howard.
1114
01:11:25,333 --> 01:11:27,037
Humiliation.
1115
01:11:27,417 --> 01:11:29,170
Humiliation.
1116
01:11:30,250 --> 01:11:32,645
Humili... Joel.
1117
01:11:33,125 --> 01:11:35,337
I don't like it either.
1118
01:11:35,417 --> 01:11:37,878
I'm just trying to find
horrible secret places to...
1119
01:11:37,958 --> 01:11:40,462
Joel, honey, I have a surprise...
I just...
1120
01:11:41,042 --> 01:11:43,712
You know what, honey? I'm
just gonna ask you in the morning.
1121
01:11:43,792 --> 01:11:46,545
Good night, sweetheart.
1122
01:11:46,625 --> 01:11:47,775
No.
1123
01:11:49,333 --> 01:11:50,587
I'm sorry, Joel.
1124
01:11:50,667 --> 01:11:52,333
Shut up. Joely.
1125
01:11:53,417 --> 01:11:56,037
Look! Joel!
1126
01:11:56,417 --> 01:11:58,337
- Joel, look!
- What?
1127
01:11:58,417 --> 01:12:00,337
Look where we are!
1128
01:12:00,417 --> 01:12:01,767
Oh, no.
1129
01:12:02,667 --> 01:12:05,295
Clem, this isn't good.
1130
01:12:05,375 --> 01:12:09,295
Then hide me somewhere...
Somewhere really buried.
1131
01:12:12,000 --> 01:12:14,545
- Hit it! Hit it!
- I can't! I gotta go home.
1132
01:12:14,625 --> 01:12:16,895
I'll do it later!
1133
01:12:20,292 --> 01:12:23,628
Come on, you big sissy!
Hurry up! Hit it!
1134
01:12:34,417 --> 01:12:36,978
He has a girlfriend!
1135
01:12:37,258 --> 01:12:39,405
Wait. What am I doing?
You know something, Freddy?
1136
01:12:39,485 --> 01:12:40,337
And he loves her!
1137
01:12:40,417 --> 01:12:42,378
You don't scare me anymore.
1138
01:12:42,458 --> 01:12:43,920
Joel!
1139
01:12:44,500 --> 01:12:47,337
- Joely, get up. Come on. It's not worth it.
- Hit him! Hit him!
1140
01:12:47,417 --> 01:12:52,212
They're not worth it, Joel!
Tra-la-la-la-la! He's not listening!
1141
01:12:52,292 --> 01:12:54,250
- Come on, Joel.
- Stupid!
1142
01:13:00,417 --> 01:13:04,337
- I'm so ashamed.
- It's okay.
1143
01:13:04,417 --> 01:13:06,503
- You were a little kid.
- Yeah?
1144
01:13:06,583 --> 01:13:09,337
- Come on.
- That's where I live... lived.
1145
01:13:09,417 --> 01:13:11,503
I wish I knew you
when I was a kid.
1146
01:13:11,583 --> 01:13:15,337
Do you like my pink hat? Here, look, feel better.
You can really kill me this time.
1147
01:13:15,417 --> 01:13:18,212
- It's my turn. Go. One, two, three.
- I can? You're really gonna die.
1148
01:13:18,292 --> 01:13:20,337
Okay. One, two, three.
1149
01:13:20,417 --> 01:13:22,478
You're dead.
1150
01:13:22,958 --> 01:13:26,337
Oh, my mom. It's... It's okay.
We're playing.
1151
01:13:26,417 --> 01:13:27,920
- Hi, Joel's mom.
- It's not real.
1152
01:13:28,000 --> 01:13:31,337
- He's killing me.
- Okay, are you dead yet?
1153
01:13:31,417 --> 01:13:33,462
You're dead!
1154
01:13:33,542 --> 01:13:35,337
I think I got the hang of this.
1155
01:13:35,417 --> 01:13:38,792
I still don't understand it,
but I'm finding him quickly enough.
1156
01:13:52,708 --> 01:13:53,858
Clem!
1157
01:13:57,292 --> 01:13:58,358
Clem!
1158
01:14:14,417 --> 01:14:16,337
Jo... Joely?
1159
01:14:16,417 --> 01:14:18,462
Are you okay, Joel?
1160
01:14:18,542 --> 01:14:20,837
Joel? Joel?
1161
01:14:20,917 --> 01:14:23,795
Oh, my God. That was terrible.
1162
01:14:23,875 --> 01:14:25,962
- Okay, okay.
- That was like three seconds.
1163
01:14:26,042 --> 01:14:29,837
- All right. Let me do it one more time.
- One more, then I get to go.
1164
01:14:29,917 --> 01:14:30,975
Okay.
1165
01:14:42,708 --> 01:14:45,253
- Look at this.
- This is so cool!
1166
01:14:45,333 --> 01:14:47,333
Cool. Look out! Look out!
1167
01:14:50,417 --> 01:14:51,758
It's fluff.
1168
01:14:54,167 --> 01:14:55,400
Our house!
1169
01:14:57,417 --> 01:14:59,378
- Come on.
- Come on.
1170
01:14:59,458 --> 01:15:01,337
Come on. We gotta go!
1171
01:15:04,292 --> 01:15:05,850
Come on!
1172
01:15:07,417 --> 01:15:09,295
We gotta go. Clem?
1173
01:15:09,375 --> 01:15:10,925
We gotta go.
1174
01:15:12,375 --> 01:15:13,987
Come on!
1175
01:15:14,167 --> 01:15:16,337
No! This is a really
bad time for this!
1176
01:15:16,417 --> 01:15:19,237
Get off me! Oh, God!
1177
01:15:19,417 --> 01:15:22,337
- I don't even know where we're going.
- It's gonna be fun. Come on.
1178
01:15:22,417 --> 01:15:25,045
- It's the best place.
- No, this way. - No, this way.
1179
01:15:25,125 --> 01:15:29,712
No, no, no. This way.
You're no help at all.
1180
01:15:29,792 --> 01:15:32,378
- What's wrong with you?
- No!
1181
01:15:32,458 --> 01:15:35,537
Let go of me, Joel!
1182
01:15:47,417 --> 01:15:49,337
I like watching you work,
Howard.
1183
01:15:53,417 --> 01:15:54,667
I guess...
1184
01:15:56,042 --> 01:15:58,962
I guess I'll go out for... for some air,
1185
01:15:59,042 --> 01:16:00,962
if nobody minds.
1186
01:16:01,042 --> 01:16:04,295
It looks like
you have everything under control here.
1187
01:16:04,375 --> 01:16:05,953
Yeah, that's...
1188
01:16:06,333 --> 01:16:07,750
That's fine.
1189
01:16:17,833 --> 01:16:20,875
Do you like quotes, Howard?
1190
01:16:22,083 --> 01:16:23,837
What do you mean?
1191
01:16:23,917 --> 01:16:26,587
Oh, you know, like famous quotes?
1192
01:16:26,667 --> 01:16:29,003
I find reading them inspirational,
1193
01:16:29,083 --> 01:16:32,795
and in my reading, I've come across
some I thought you might like too.
1194
01:16:32,875 --> 01:16:36,462
Oh, well, I...
I'd love to hear some.
1195
01:16:36,542 --> 01:16:39,112
There's one that goes,
1196
01:16:39,292 --> 01:16:42,587
"Blessed are the forgetful,
for they get the better even of their blunders."
1197
01:16:42,667 --> 01:16:44,462
- That's Nietzsche, right?
- Yeah.
1198
01:16:44,542 --> 01:16:46,910
And here I thought I could
tell you something you didn't know.
1199
01:16:46,990 --> 01:16:47,753
Oh, no.
1200
01:16:47,833 --> 01:16:50,920
It's... It's a good quote.
I'm happy we both know it.
1201
01:16:51,000 --> 01:16:53,920
Yeah. Oh, and there's
this other one I like.
1202
01:16:54,000 --> 01:16:56,795
It's by Pope Alexander,
and it goes...
1203
01:16:56,875 --> 01:16:59,337
- Alexander Pope?
- Oh, yeah.
1204
01:16:59,417 --> 01:17:01,337
Yeah. Shit.
1205
01:17:01,417 --> 01:17:05,337
It's just that I told myself not to say
"Pope Alexander" and sound like a dope,
1206
01:17:05,417 --> 01:17:07,378
and then I go ahead and say it.
1207
01:17:07,458 --> 01:17:10,958
- It's no big deal.
- You're such a sweetheart.
1208
01:17:12,875 --> 01:17:16,750
The quote goes,
"How happy is the blameless vestal's lot?"
1209
01:17:18,000 --> 01:17:21,045
The world forgetting,
by the world forgot.
1210
01:17:21,125 --> 01:17:25,545
Eternal sunshine
of the spotless mind.
1211
01:17:25,625 --> 01:17:29,170
"Each prayer accepted
and each wish resigned."
1212
01:17:29,250 --> 01:17:34,337
I want to be
a great big, huge elephant...
1213
01:17:34,417 --> 01:17:36,667
with a huge trunk like that.
1214
01:17:38,208 --> 01:17:40,762
Clem? Clementine?
1215
01:17:41,042 --> 01:17:44,045
I haven't heard that one.
It's lovely.
1216
01:17:44,125 --> 01:17:47,083
I just thought
it would be appropriate, maybe.
1217
01:17:51,750 --> 01:17:55,337
I really admire
the work you do, Howard.
1218
01:17:55,417 --> 01:17:57,920
- I don't mean to be so familiar.
- Oh, it's fine. It's fine.
1219
01:17:58,000 --> 01:18:00,583
I-I-I-I-I... I'm happy to hear...
1220
01:18:04,417 --> 01:18:05,667
I'm sorry.
1221
01:18:11,417 --> 01:18:13,708
I've loved you
for a very long time.
1222
01:18:16,958 --> 01:18:19,337
- I shouldn't have said that.
- Oh, Mary, no.
1223
01:18:19,417 --> 01:18:22,387
It's... You're a wonderful girl.
1224
01:18:22,667 --> 01:18:26,337
But I...
You know, I have a wife and kids.
1225
01:18:26,417 --> 01:18:28,337
You know I have a wife and kids.
1226
01:18:28,417 --> 01:18:30,175
Oh, Mary.
1227
01:18:32,417 --> 01:18:34,975
Oh, Mary, we can't do this.
1228
01:18:51,792 --> 01:18:54,383
Well, good morning, Mrs. Mierzwiak.
1229
01:19:02,417 --> 01:19:04,337
What? Oh, my God!
1230
01:19:04,417 --> 01:19:06,370
Who is it?
1231
01:19:19,542 --> 01:19:21,667
Thank you, Stan. Thanks a lot.
1232
01:19:26,458 --> 01:19:28,837
Hollis. Hollis!
1233
01:19:32,042 --> 01:19:35,137
Wait. Wait, wait, wait. Hollis.
1234
01:19:35,417 --> 01:19:38,295
- I knew it, Howard.
- Hollis, it didn't start out to be like this.
1235
01:19:38,375 --> 01:19:41,503
I came here to work.
Hollis, this is a one-time mistake!
1236
01:19:41,583 --> 01:19:44,003
- I'm a stupid girl with a stupid crush!
- Yeah.
1237
01:19:44,083 --> 01:19:46,583
I swear I basically forced him into it!
1238
01:19:47,792 --> 01:19:50,417
Don't be a monster, Howard.
Tell the girl.
1239
01:19:53,208 --> 01:19:55,628
Tell me what?
1240
01:19:55,708 --> 01:19:57,875
Oh, you poor kid.
1241
01:19:58,792 --> 01:20:02,042
You can have him. You did.
1242
01:20:12,208 --> 01:20:13,458
What?
1243
01:20:24,417 --> 01:20:26,458
We have a history.
1244
01:20:27,917 --> 01:20:30,712
I'm sorry.
Y-You wanted the procedure.
1245
01:20:30,792 --> 01:20:32,045
You...
1246
01:20:33,125 --> 01:20:35,337
You wanted it done...
1247
01:20:35,417 --> 01:20:37,800
so you could get past...
1248
01:20:40,417 --> 01:20:42,375
You could... Yeah.
1249
01:20:43,833 --> 01:20:48,712
Um, I have to,
finish the work in there.
1250
01:20:48,792 --> 01:20:50,500
It's almost morning. We'll...
1251
01:20:52,208 --> 01:20:54,083
We'll talk later.
1252
01:20:55,167 --> 01:20:56,183
Okay?
1253
01:21:13,750 --> 01:21:15,833
Let me give you a lift home.
1254
01:21:24,875 --> 01:21:27,512
Fuck this thing. Damn it.
1255
01:21:31,542 --> 01:21:35,920
Didn't figure you'd show
your face around me again.
1256
01:21:36,000 --> 01:21:38,795
I guess I thought
you were... humiliated.
1257
01:21:38,875 --> 01:21:41,087
You did run away, after all.
1258
01:21:41,167 --> 01:21:44,003
I just needed to see ya.
1259
01:21:44,083 --> 01:21:45,333
Yeah?
1260
01:21:46,375 --> 01:21:49,212
I'd like to, um,
1261
01:21:49,292 --> 01:21:51,828
take you out or something.
1262
01:21:52,208 --> 01:21:54,203
You're married.
1263
01:21:54,583 --> 01:21:57,503
Not yet. Not married.
1264
01:21:57,583 --> 01:21:59,337
No, I'm not married, no.
1265
01:21:59,417 --> 01:22:02,462
Look, man, I'm telling you
right off the bat I'm high maintenance,
1266
01:22:02,542 --> 01:22:06,878
so I'm not gonna tiptoe
around your marriage...
1267
01:22:06,958 --> 01:22:09,128
or whatever it is
you've got going there.
1268
01:22:09,208 --> 01:22:11,458
If you wanna be with me,
you're with me.
1269
01:22:12,417 --> 01:22:13,467
Okay.
1270
01:22:14,833 --> 01:22:17,587
Too many guys think I'm a concept,
or I complete them,
1271
01:22:17,667 --> 01:22:20,420
or I'm gonna make them alive.
1272
01:22:20,500 --> 01:22:24,295
But I'm just a fucked-up girl
who's looking for my own peace of mind.
1273
01:22:24,375 --> 01:22:29,087
- Don't assign me yours.
- I remember that speech really well.
1274
01:22:29,167 --> 01:22:32,378
- I had you pegged, didn't I?
- You had the whole human race pegged.
1275
01:22:32,458 --> 01:22:33,725
Probably.
1276
01:22:36,792 --> 01:22:39,170
I still thought you were
gonna save my life,
1277
01:22:39,250 --> 01:22:41,170
even after that.
1278
01:22:41,250 --> 01:22:42,500
I know.
1279
01:22:46,708 --> 01:22:48,917
It would be different...
1280
01:22:50,000 --> 01:22:52,417
if we could just give it
another go around.
1281
01:22:56,417 --> 01:22:58,287
Remember me.
1282
01:22:58,667 --> 01:23:00,775
Try your best.
1283
01:23:03,167 --> 01:23:05,083
Maybe we can.
1284
01:23:36,417 --> 01:23:39,253
Okay, so just
tell me what you remember,
1285
01:23:39,333 --> 01:23:41,795
and, then we'll take it from there.
1286
01:23:41,875 --> 01:23:43,025
Okay.
1287
01:23:44,417 --> 01:23:46,637
I liked you immediately.
1288
01:23:47,417 --> 01:23:49,587
You didn't come on to me at all.
1289
01:23:49,667 --> 01:23:50,917
I liked that.
1290
01:23:52,875 --> 01:23:55,795
I was so tongue-tied
around you at first.
1291
01:23:55,875 --> 01:23:58,583
I wanted you to think
I was smart.
1292
01:23:59,750 --> 01:24:02,128
I couldn't wait to come to work.
1293
01:24:02,208 --> 01:24:05,628
I had these fantasies
of us being married...
1294
01:24:05,708 --> 01:24:09,295
and having kids and... just...
1295
01:24:09,375 --> 01:24:11,845
Oh, Howie, I can't do this.
1296
01:24:12,125 --> 01:24:14,503
We agreed it's for the best, Mary.
1297
01:24:14,583 --> 01:24:16,770
Yeah, I know.
1298
01:24:17,250 --> 01:24:18,728
Oh, God.
1299
01:24:19,208 --> 01:24:21,503
- I'll take the bottom and you...
- No, no, no. Here.
1300
01:24:21,583 --> 01:24:23,337
I can take that.
So you want me to carry that?
1301
01:24:23,417 --> 01:24:26,128
- Help me with that. Can you get the cooler?
- Honey, the cooler is...
1302
01:24:26,208 --> 01:24:28,962
That's light, Oh, I can get that.
You can get it.
1303
01:24:29,042 --> 01:24:30,612
No, no, no, no!
1304
01:24:30,792 --> 01:24:32,795
- Don't take anything.
- I can take the plane.
1305
01:24:32,875 --> 01:24:35,333
Put the thing up.
Put the gate back up.
1306
01:24:38,417 --> 01:24:40,828
This is the day we met.
1307
01:24:41,208 --> 01:24:44,170
You were down by the surf.
I could just make you out in the distance.
1308
01:24:44,250 --> 01:24:46,337
I remember being drawn to you
even then.
1309
01:24:46,417 --> 01:24:50,583
I thought, "Wow, how odd.
I'm drawn to someone's back."
1310
01:24:52,417 --> 01:24:55,503
You were in that orange sweatshirt
that I would come to know so well...
1311
01:24:55,583 --> 01:24:57,670
and even hate, eventually.
1312
01:24:57,750 --> 01:25:01,795
At the time I thought, "How cool!
An orange sweatshirt."
1313
01:25:01,875 --> 01:25:03,092
Hi there.
1314
01:25:06,542 --> 01:25:09,337
I saw you sitting over here...
1315
01:25:09,417 --> 01:25:11,420
by yourself,
1316
01:25:11,500 --> 01:25:14,237
and I thought, "Thank God."
1317
01:25:14,417 --> 01:25:17,337
"Someone normal who doesn't know
how to interact at these things either."
1318
01:25:17,417 --> 01:25:18,562
Yeah.
1319
01:25:19,542 --> 01:25:22,462
I don't ever know what to say.
1320
01:25:22,542 --> 01:25:25,420
I'm Clementine.
1321
01:25:25,500 --> 01:25:28,587
Can I borrow a piece
of your chicken?
1322
01:25:28,667 --> 01:25:30,878
And then you just took it...
1323
01:25:30,958 --> 01:25:33,583
without waiting for an answer.
1324
01:25:37,250 --> 01:25:39,503
It was so intimate,
1325
01:25:39,583 --> 01:25:42,878
like we were already lovers.
1326
01:25:42,958 --> 01:25:44,208
I'm Joel.
1327
01:25:45,583 --> 01:25:46,833
Hi, Joel.
1328
01:25:47,917 --> 01:25:51,337
So, no jokes about my name.
1329
01:25:51,417 --> 01:25:55,712
You mean like... Oh, my darling, oh,
my darling Oh, my darling Clementine
1330
01:25:55,792 --> 01:25:58,337
Huckleberry Hound, that sort of thing?
1331
01:25:58,417 --> 01:26:00,337
Yeah. Like that.
1332
01:26:00,417 --> 01:26:02,337
Oh, no jokes. No jokes.
1333
01:26:02,417 --> 01:26:06,253
One of my favorite things when
I was a kid was my Huckleberry Hound doll.
1334
01:26:10,375 --> 01:26:12,542
I think your name is magical.
1335
01:26:15,417 --> 01:26:17,628
This is it, Joel.
1336
01:26:17,708 --> 01:26:20,000
It's gonna be gone soon.
1337
01:26:22,167 --> 01:26:23,417
I know.
1338
01:26:24,417 --> 01:26:26,358
What do we do?
1339
01:26:28,958 --> 01:26:30,375
Enjoy it.
1340
01:26:47,958 --> 01:26:50,337
- You married?
- No.
1341
01:26:50,417 --> 01:26:52,962
Let's move into this neighborhood!
1342
01:26:53,042 --> 01:26:54,837
I do sort of live
with someone though.
1343
01:26:54,917 --> 01:26:58,137
- Male or female?
- What?
1344
01:26:58,417 --> 01:27:00,617
Female. Female.
1345
01:27:03,042 --> 01:27:05,708
At least I'm not
barking up the wrong tree.
1346
01:27:09,333 --> 01:27:13,333
- You know these people?
- No, of course not. Come on.
1347
01:27:14,417 --> 01:27:16,337
They might have a dog.
1348
01:27:16,417 --> 01:27:18,375
There's no dog.
1349
01:27:20,167 --> 01:27:22,003
What are you doing?
1350
01:27:22,083 --> 01:27:25,337
- It's freezing out.
- I can't believe this.
1351
01:27:28,458 --> 01:27:32,250
- Clementine!
- There we go.
1352
01:27:38,958 --> 01:27:41,587
Come on, man. The water's fine.
1353
01:27:41,667 --> 01:27:44,833
Nobody's coming here tonight.
Believe me.
1354
01:27:47,417 --> 01:27:49,462
It's dark.
1355
01:27:49,542 --> 01:27:53,545
So, what's your girlfriend's name?
1356
01:27:53,625 --> 01:27:56,878
Naomi, but we're not really...
I mean...
1357
01:27:56,958 --> 01:27:59,337
You know, we're...
Whatever.
1358
01:27:59,417 --> 01:28:03,420
So this is great.
Now I can look for, um, candles, matches...
1359
01:28:03,500 --> 01:28:06,170
and the liquor cabinet.
1360
01:28:06,250 --> 01:28:07,875
Oh, God.
1361
01:28:13,833 --> 01:28:15,712
I think we should go.
1362
01:28:15,792 --> 01:28:18,378
- There's no phone line.
- What?
1363
01:28:18,458 --> 01:28:20,712
- I think we should go.
- Why?
1364
01:28:20,792 --> 01:28:23,337
It's our house... just for tonight.
1365
01:28:23,417 --> 01:28:26,417
We are "David and Ruth La skin."
1366
01:28:27,500 --> 01:28:29,920
Which one do you want to be?
1367
01:28:30,000 --> 01:28:33,167
I prefer to be Ruth,
but I can be flexible.
1368
01:28:34,958 --> 01:28:38,337
What are you do...
1369
01:28:38,417 --> 01:28:40,637
Alcohol! Oh, boy.
1370
01:28:40,917 --> 01:28:43,337
So, are you okay with wine?
1371
01:28:43,417 --> 01:28:46,170
- I don't know.
- Well, you choose the wine.
1372
01:28:46,250 --> 01:28:50,333
I'm gonna go find the bedroom
and slip into something more... Ruth.
1373
01:28:53,792 --> 01:28:56,542
I'm Ruth-less at the moment.
I really should go.
1374
01:28:58,292 --> 01:28:59,942
I've gotta catch my ride.
1375
01:29:03,375 --> 01:29:06,750
- So go.
- I did.
1376
01:29:08,000 --> 01:29:10,712
I thought maybe you were a nut,
1377
01:29:10,792 --> 01:29:13,708
but you were exciting.
1378
01:29:14,792 --> 01:29:16,753
I wish you'd stayed.
1379
01:29:16,833 --> 01:29:19,462
I wish I'd stayed too.
Now I wish I'd stayed.
1380
01:29:19,542 --> 01:29:22,503
I wish I'd done a lot of things.
1381
01:29:22,583 --> 01:29:25,042
Oh, God, I Wish I had...
1382
01:29:29,167 --> 01:29:32,128
I wish I'd stayed. I do.
1383
01:29:32,208 --> 01:29:34,587
Well, I came back downstairs,
and you were gone.
1384
01:29:34,667 --> 01:29:36,795
I walked out.
I walked out the door.
1385
01:29:36,875 --> 01:29:37,545
Why?
1386
01:29:37,625 --> 01:29:39,753
I don't know.
I felt like a scared little kid.
1387
01:29:39,833 --> 01:29:43,170
I was like... It was above my head.
I don't know.
1388
01:29:43,250 --> 01:29:45,128
You were scared?
1389
01:29:45,208 --> 01:29:46,367
Yeah.
1390
01:29:48,083 --> 01:29:50,670
Thought you knew that about me.
1391
01:29:50,750 --> 01:29:54,795
I ran back to the bonfire,
trying to outrun my humiliation, I think.
1392
01:29:54,875 --> 01:29:58,500
- Was it something I said?
- Yeah.
1393
01:30:01,417 --> 01:30:03,587
You said, "So go"...
1394
01:30:03,667 --> 01:30:06,337
with such disdain, you know?
1395
01:30:06,417 --> 01:30:08,917
- Oh, I'm sorry.
- It's okay.
1396
01:30:14,417 --> 01:30:15,637
Joely?
1397
01:30:16,417 --> 01:30:19,333
What if you stayed this time?
1398
01:30:22,167 --> 01:30:24,420
I walked out the door.
1399
01:30:24,500 --> 01:30:26,587
There's no memory left.
1400
01:30:26,667 --> 01:30:29,670
Come back and make up a good-bye, at least.
1401
01:30:29,750 --> 01:30:31,833
Let's pretend we had one.
1402
01:30:43,042 --> 01:30:45,420
Bye, Joel.
1403
01:30:45,500 --> 01:30:47,545
I love you.
1404
01:30:47,625 --> 01:30:51,042
Meet me in Montauk.
1405
01:30:55,417 --> 01:30:59,545
I didn't crash the plane.
The plane crashed. I didn't crash the plane.
1406
01:30:59,625 --> 01:31:03,795
You were operating the plane
with the remote control, and then it crashed.
1407
01:31:03,875 --> 01:31:06,212
It was fucking windy.
Come on, man.
1408
01:31:06,292 --> 01:31:08,337
You're stoned, and you're driving.
1409
01:31:08,417 --> 01:31:11,003
The pot balances it out.
The pot brings you back up.
1410
01:31:11,083 --> 01:31:13,883
That's why I smoke it.
If I'm going to be drinking, then I'll smoke it.
1411
01:31:14,458 --> 01:31:17,128
It does. That's a medical fact.
1412
01:31:17,208 --> 01:31:19,503
It was proven on the Science Network.
1413
01:31:19,583 --> 01:31:23,250
- Honey, just watch the road.
- I can't see shit.
1414
01:31:24,708 --> 01:31:27,628
I saw you talking to somebody pretty.
1415
01:31:27,708 --> 01:31:30,667
- She was nice.
- Yeah, man. Who was that?
1416
01:31:32,750 --> 01:31:36,003
She was, um, just a girl.
1417
01:31:43,417 --> 01:31:44,458
Okay.
1418
01:32:21,750 --> 01:32:24,420
So I gotta...
I gotta drop the van off.
1419
01:32:24,500 --> 01:32:26,628
Thanks, Stan. Thanks.
1420
01:32:26,708 --> 01:32:28,258
We'll talk.
1421
01:33:54,708 --> 01:33:56,503
- You got all your stuff.
- That's right. My stuff.
1422
01:33:56,583 --> 01:34:01,087
I take it you're not coming back.
I wouldn't come back if I was you either.
1423
01:34:01,167 --> 01:34:04,670
- Do you swear you didn't know?
- I-I swear.
1424
01:34:04,750 --> 01:34:08,295
- So you didn't do the erasing?
- Of course not. God, no.
1425
01:34:08,375 --> 01:34:10,545
And you never even suspected
we were together?
1426
01:34:10,625 --> 01:34:12,967
Once, maybe.
1427
01:34:15,000 --> 01:34:17,878
I was coming back from a job,
and you were at his car.
1428
01:34:17,958 --> 01:34:20,462
And I saw
you two talking, and I...
1429
01:34:20,542 --> 01:34:24,337
So I waved to you,
and you giggled, and it...
1430
01:34:24,417 --> 01:34:25,708
How'd I look?
1431
01:34:28,292 --> 01:34:30,253
You looked happy.
1432
01:34:30,333 --> 01:34:32,458
Happy with a secret.
1433
01:34:34,250 --> 01:34:35,837
And after that?
1434
01:34:35,917 --> 01:34:39,045
I never saw you two together
again like that, so I just...
1435
01:34:39,125 --> 01:34:41,792
I don't know. I just figured
I was imagining things.
1436
01:34:49,417 --> 01:34:52,045
Montauk train now boarding on Track "B."
1437
01:34:52,125 --> 01:34:56,295
Next stop, Mastic-Shirley,
Speonk, Westhampton,
1438
01:34:56,375 --> 01:34:59,087
Hampton Bays, Southhampton,
Bridgehampton, East Hampton,
1439
01:34:59,167 --> 01:35:00,962
Amagansett and Montauk.
1440
01:35:01,042 --> 01:35:04,667
Montauk train now boarding
on Track "B." All aboard.
1441
01:35:07,542 --> 01:35:10,042
I really like you, Mary Svevo.
1442
01:35:11,208 --> 01:35:12,625
You know that?
1443
01:35:23,417 --> 01:35:24,667
Thanks.
1444
01:35:59,292 --> 01:36:01,337
Let me get my toothbrush.
1445
01:36:01,417 --> 01:36:02,708
Yeah. Just...
1446
01:36:16,375 --> 01:36:19,045
Where are you, Clem?
I'm worried.
1447
01:36:19,125 --> 01:36:23,337
I feel like you're mad at me,
and I don't know what I did.
1448
01:36:23,417 --> 01:36:25,837
What did I do?
1449
01:36:26,417 --> 01:36:28,712
I love you so much.
1450
01:36:28,792 --> 01:36:30,795
I'll do anything to make you happy.
1451
01:36:30,875 --> 01:36:33,212
Tell me what you want me to do,
and I'll do it.
1452
01:36:33,292 --> 01:36:37,045
Listen, I'm gonna stop by this morning
just to make sure you're okay.
1453
01:36:49,750 --> 01:36:51,920
Vámonos, señor.
1454
01:36:53,000 --> 01:36:55,908
I-I had a really nice time last night.
1455
01:36:57,417 --> 01:36:58,962
Nice?
1456
01:36:59,042 --> 01:37:02,295
I had the best fucking night
of my entire fucking life...
1457
01:37:02,375 --> 01:37:04,295
last night.
1458
01:37:04,375 --> 01:37:06,292
That's better.
1459
01:37:09,417 --> 01:37:13,420
- This is weird.
- To all patients of Dr. Howard Mierzwiak.
1460
01:37:13,500 --> 01:37:17,212
- My name is Mary Svevo.
- "We've met, but you don't remember me."
1461
01:37:17,292 --> 01:37:19,670
I worked for a company you hired to have...
1462
01:37:19,750 --> 01:37:21,462
"part of your memory erased."
1463
01:37:21,542 --> 01:37:24,337
I have since decided that this is a horrible...
Some kind of teaser ad.
1464
01:37:24,417 --> 01:37:28,878
In order to correct this,
I'm sending everyone's file back to them.
1465
01:37:28,958 --> 01:37:32,462
My name is Clementine Kruczynski.
1466
01:37:32,542 --> 01:37:35,337
I'm here to erase Joel Barish.
1467
01:37:35,417 --> 01:37:37,670
- What is this?
- I don't know.
1468
01:37:37,750 --> 01:37:42,337
He's boring. Is that enough
reason to erase someone?
1469
01:37:42,417 --> 01:37:46,253
I've been thinking lately
how I was before and how I am now,
1470
01:37:46,333 --> 01:37:48,170
and it's like he changed me.
1471
01:37:48,250 --> 01:37:50,878
I feel like I'm always pissy now.
I don't like myself when I'm with him.
1472
01:37:50,958 --> 01:37:53,670
I don't like myself anymore.
I can't stand to even look at him.
1473
01:37:53,750 --> 01:37:56,420
That pathetic, wimpy,
apologetic smile.
1474
01:37:56,500 --> 01:37:59,753
- That sort of wounded puppy shit he does, you know?
- What are you doing?
1475
01:37:59,833 --> 01:38:02,537
- I'm not doing anything.
- The bloom is certainly fucking off the rose at this point.
1476
01:38:02,617 --> 01:38:05,420
- Are you screwing with me?
- No!
1477
01:38:05,500 --> 01:38:07,962
- You are screwing with me.
- Joel, I'm not!
1478
01:38:08,042 --> 01:38:12,333
- You clearly are.
- Look, let's just take a minute and...
1479
01:38:40,917 --> 01:38:42,878
Patrick, get the fuck away.
1480
01:38:42,958 --> 01:38:45,378
- Oh, sweetheart...
- Get the fuck away from me!
1481
01:38:45,458 --> 01:38:48,503
- Can we talk about it?
- No! Get the fuck away!
1482
01:39:21,000 --> 01:39:22,395
Joel Barish.
1483
01:39:23,375 --> 01:39:24,928
Hey, Clementine.
1484
01:39:26,208 --> 01:39:29,000
Nice to see you. Yeah.
1485
01:39:30,458 --> 01:39:31,837
Yeah.
1486
01:39:32,417 --> 01:39:34,295
Really very educated.
1487
01:39:34,375 --> 01:39:37,795
I mean, she's smart,
I think, but not educated.
1488
01:39:37,875 --> 01:39:40,753
I couldn't really talk to her
about books, you know?
1489
01:39:40,833 --> 01:39:44,253
She's more of a magazine-reading girl.
1490
01:39:44,333 --> 01:39:47,670
Her vocabulary leaves
something to be desired.
1491
01:39:47,750 --> 01:39:50,378
Sometimes I was
embarrassed in public...
1492
01:39:50,458 --> 01:39:52,462
Because she would pronounce...
1493
01:39:52,542 --> 01:39:55,337
library "libary."
1494
01:39:55,417 --> 01:39:58,003
Libary. Libary.
1495
01:39:58,583 --> 01:40:00,462
Look what I found.
1496
01:40:00,542 --> 01:40:05,045
I think if there's a truly
seductive quality about Clementine,
1497
01:40:05,125 --> 01:40:08,667
it's that her personality promises
to take you out of the mundane.
1498
01:40:10,208 --> 01:40:12,337
You made me look skinny.
1499
01:40:12,417 --> 01:40:15,170
Amazing, burning meteorite...
1500
01:40:15,250 --> 01:40:19,420
that'll carry you to another
world where things are exciting.
1501
01:40:19,500 --> 01:40:22,378
But what you quickly learn is that...
1502
01:40:22,458 --> 01:40:25,337
it's really an elaborate ruse.
1503
01:40:25,417 --> 01:40:27,458
I'm sorry I yelled at you.
1504
01:40:29,125 --> 01:40:31,792
- It's okay.
- So flashy in a kind of obvious way.
1505
01:40:33,417 --> 01:40:36,003
- But still, it seduces you.
- Joel, I really like you.
1506
01:40:36,083 --> 01:40:38,337
I hate that I said
mean things about you.
1507
01:40:38,417 --> 01:40:42,917
- Let me turn this off, okay?
- Hey, it's... it's only fair.
1508
01:40:44,375 --> 01:40:46,295
Where's the real Clementine?
1509
01:40:46,375 --> 01:40:49,378
I mean, the whole thing
with the hair... it's all bullshit.
1510
01:40:49,458 --> 01:40:52,337
- I really like your hair.
- Thank you.
1511
01:40:52,417 --> 01:40:54,420
- I really like your hair.
- Thank you.
1512
01:40:54,500 --> 01:40:56,378
- I do.
- The world's a damn mess.
1513
01:40:56,458 --> 01:41:00,337
- This is how you rebel? Change your hair color?
- You want a drink or something?
1514
01:41:00,417 --> 01:41:02,545
Do you have any whiskey?
1515
01:41:02,625 --> 01:41:08,337
No, I don't think
her sex is... motivated.
1516
01:41:08,417 --> 01:41:11,545
I saw it clearly the last
night we were together.
1517
01:41:11,625 --> 01:41:14,878
It wasn't sex. It was just sad.
1518
01:41:14,958 --> 01:41:18,170
Sorry.
I thought there was more.
1519
01:41:18,250 --> 01:41:23,333
The only way Clem thinks she can get
people to like her is to fuck 'em...
1520
01:41:25,042 --> 01:41:28,920
or at least dangle the possibility
of getting fucked in front of 'em.
1521
01:41:29,000 --> 01:41:32,087
And she's so desperate and insecure...
1522
01:41:32,167 --> 01:41:36,920
that she'll, sooner or later,
go around and fuck everybody.
1523
01:41:37,000 --> 01:41:40,295
- I don't do that.
- I wouldn't think that about you.
1524
01:41:40,375 --> 01:41:43,003
- Because I don't.
- I know.
1525
01:41:43,083 --> 01:41:45,420
Because it really hurts me that you
said that because I don't do that.
1526
01:41:45,500 --> 01:41:49,337
- I'm so sorry.
- I'm sorry about all this. I'm gonna... go.
1527
01:41:49,417 --> 01:41:54,167
I'm a little confused.
I don't really think I can be here.
1528
01:41:58,417 --> 01:41:59,295
Bye.
1529
01:42:02,375 --> 01:42:04,837
- Bye.
- I thought I knew her so well.
1530
01:42:04,917 --> 01:42:08,500
- It was nice meeting you and all.
- But I don't know her at all.
1531
01:42:09,792 --> 01:42:13,087
What a loss to spend
that much time with someone,
1532
01:42:13,167 --> 01:42:16,167
only to find out
that she's a stranger.
1533
01:42:20,875 --> 01:42:22,075
Wait.
1534
01:42:24,417 --> 01:42:25,962
- What?
- I don't know.
1535
01:42:26,042 --> 01:42:28,170
- Just wait. Just wait.
- What do you want, Joel?
1536
01:42:28,250 --> 01:42:32,000
I don't know. I want you to wait for...
just a while.
1537
01:42:46,417 --> 01:42:48,545
- Okay.
- Really?
1538
01:42:48,625 --> 01:42:50,295
I'm not a concept, Joel.
1539
01:42:50,375 --> 01:42:53,337
I'm just a fucked-up girl who's
looking for my own peace of mind.
1540
01:42:53,417 --> 01:42:54,337
I'm not perfect.
1541
01:42:54,417 --> 01:42:57,170
I can't see anything that
I don't like about you.
1542
01:42:57,250 --> 01:43:00,128
But you will. But you will.
Right now I can't.
1543
01:43:00,208 --> 01:43:03,670
You will think of things, and I'll
get bored with you and feel trapped...
1544
01:43:03,750 --> 01:43:05,833
because that's
what happens with me.
1545
01:43:07,500 --> 01:43:08,350
Okay.
1546
01:43:13,042 --> 01:43:13,858
Okay.
1547
01:43:30,125 --> 01:43:32,375
Change your heart
1548
01:43:35,417 --> 01:43:37,933
Look around you
1549
01:43:44,583 --> 01:43:47,042
Change your heart
1550
01:43:49,625 --> 01:43:52,192
It will astound you
1551
01:43:57,417 --> 01:43:59,000
Now, I need your lovin'
1552
01:44:03,583 --> 01:44:05,042
Like the sunshine
1553
01:44:11,667 --> 01:44:13,750
And everybody's
gotta learn sometime
1554
01:44:18,917 --> 01:44:20,917
Everybody's gotta learn
sometime
1555
01:44:26,000 --> 01:44:28,545
Everybody's gotta learn
sometime
1556
01:44:47,250 --> 01:44:49,417
Change your heart
1557
01:44:52,417 --> 01:44:55,542
And look around you
1558
01:45:00,917 --> 01:45:03,033
Change your heart
1559
01:45:06,583 --> 01:45:08,767
It will astound you
1560
01:45:13,750 --> 01:45:15,325
I need your lovin'
1561
01:45:20,500 --> 01:45:22,083
Like the sunshine
1562
01:45:28,667 --> 01:45:30,675
And everybody's
gotta learn sometime
1563
01:45:35,917 --> 01:45:38,483
Everybody's gotta learn
sometime