1 00:00:05,340 --> 00:00:09,142 - RIGHT NOW, THE GALAXY IS BEING SAVED 2 00:00:09,209 --> 00:00:10,709 BY HEROES. 3 00:00:31,365 --> 00:00:33,165 - (GROWLING) 4 00:00:46,314 --> 00:00:49,350 - "BONAFIDE HEROES" IS HOLO-RECORDED ON LOCATION 5 00:00:49,417 --> 00:00:52,419 WITH THE MEN AND WOMEN OF THE GALACTIC PROCTECTORATE. 6 00:00:52,486 --> 00:00:53,888 GOOD EVENING. 7 00:00:53,954 --> 00:00:57,090 I'M RUGGEDLY HANDSOME VETERAN SCREEN ACTION HERO 8 00:00:57,157 --> 00:00:58,359 KIRK MANLORD. 9 00:00:58,426 --> 00:01:02,629 WELCOME TO ANOTHER EDITION OF "BONAFIDE HEROES." 10 00:01:02,696 --> 00:01:04,031 TONIGHT WE PROFILE 11 00:01:04,098 --> 00:01:07,634 GALACTIC PROTECTORATE CAPTAIN DUCK DODGERS, 12 00:01:07,701 --> 00:01:09,036 A BONAFIDE HERO. 13 00:01:09,103 --> 00:01:12,606 IT'S AN UNCOMPROMISING, UNPREDICTABLE RIDE, 14 00:01:12,673 --> 00:01:17,377 JUST LIKE MY NEW MOVIE, "MANBEAST RAGEWAR IV," 15 00:01:17,444 --> 00:01:19,646 OPENING THIS FRIDAY. 16 00:01:19,713 --> 00:01:21,749 AS OUR CAMERAS INVADE HIS PRIVACY, 17 00:01:21,815 --> 00:01:24,284 WE'LL MEET HIS MOST TRUSTED FRIENDS, 18 00:01:24,351 --> 00:01:25,819 HIS MOST HATED FOES, 19 00:01:25,886 --> 00:01:28,889 AND SEVERAL LESS SIGNIFICANT FIGURES IN HIS LIFE. 20 00:01:28,956 --> 00:01:32,325 FINALLY, CAPTAIN DODGERS HIMSELF WILL TELL US, 21 00:01:32,392 --> 00:01:33,694 IN HIS OWN WORDS, 22 00:01:33,761 --> 00:01:37,898 WHAT IT MEANS TO BE A BONAFIDE HERO. 23 00:01:37,965 --> 00:01:42,965 LIKE ME, IN MY NEW MOVIE, "MANBEAST RAGEWAR IV." 24 00:01:45,171 --> 00:01:46,821 - (SNORING) 25 00:01:52,646 --> 00:01:55,646 - HA HA HA! HA HA... 26 00:01:58,452 --> 00:02:02,823 HA HA HA! HA... 27 00:02:02,890 --> 00:02:05,659 HA HA HA! 28 00:02:05,726 --> 00:02:07,628 HA... 29 00:02:07,694 --> 00:02:12,694 WAKE UP! YOU ARE LAZY AND WORTHLESS! 30 00:02:13,700 --> 00:02:18,500 HA HA! AND POWERLESS TO STOP ME! 31 00:02:19,373 --> 00:02:23,710 YOU THINK I GO AWAY? BUT I'M STILL HERE! 32 00:02:23,777 --> 00:02:26,647 HA HA! 33 00:02:26,713 --> 00:02:29,483 YOU WANT PEACE AND QUIET? 34 00:02:29,549 --> 00:02:34,054 TOO BAD! HA HA... 35 00:02:34,121 --> 00:02:37,424 I'LL NEVER LET YOU SLEEP AGAIN. 36 00:02:37,491 --> 00:02:42,362 HA HA! 37 00:02:42,429 --> 00:02:46,934 NOT BROKEN. HA HA HA HA! 38 00:02:47,001 --> 00:02:49,551 HA, HA, HA HA HA! 39 00:02:53,073 --> 00:02:54,375 - CAPTAIN DODGERS 40 00:02:54,442 --> 00:02:56,610 ISN'T REALLY AN EARLY BIRD. AND HE'S NOT 41 00:02:56,677 --> 00:02:57,611 A NIGHT OWL, EITHER. 42 00:02:57,678 --> 00:02:59,847 MORNING, NOON, AFTERNOON, 43 00:02:59,913 --> 00:03:01,281 AND EVENING ARE ALL BAD. 44 00:03:01,348 --> 00:03:02,716 HE'S OK AT DUSK. 45 00:03:02,783 --> 00:03:05,786 SOMETIMES. 46 00:03:05,853 --> 00:03:07,420 - CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING, CADET? 47 00:03:07,487 --> 00:03:08,822 - YES, SIR? 48 00:03:08,889 --> 00:03:10,891 - WHY IS THERE A CAMERA CREW IN OUR KITCHEN? 49 00:03:10,958 --> 00:03:13,059 - THAT'S THE "BONAFIDE HEROES" CREW. 50 00:03:13,126 --> 00:03:14,061 - WHAT? 51 00:03:14,128 --> 00:03:16,197 - "BONAFIDE HEROES." THE TV SHOW. 52 00:03:16,263 --> 00:03:19,066 - I CAN'T HEAR YOU. WHY ARE YOU WHISPERING? 53 00:03:19,133 --> 00:03:20,901 - THEY'RE FROM "BONAFIDE HEROES." 54 00:03:20,968 --> 00:03:23,003 - WHAT'S THAT? A CHARITY? 55 00:03:23,070 --> 00:03:25,206 I'M NOT FALLING FOR THAT AGAIN! 56 00:03:25,273 --> 00:03:27,641 UNLESS THEY PROMISE TO MAKE ME IMMORTAL. 57 00:03:27,708 --> 00:03:29,176 - NO, IT'S A TV SHOW. 58 00:03:29,243 --> 00:03:31,411 THEY'RE HERE TO FOLLOW YOU AROUND, 59 00:03:31,478 --> 00:03:32,412 REMEMBER? 60 00:03:32,479 --> 00:03:34,848 - OK. 61 00:03:34,915 --> 00:03:37,551 SO WHAT'S WITH THE CAMERA? 62 00:03:37,618 --> 00:03:39,954 - IT'S A TV SHOW! 63 00:03:40,020 --> 00:03:41,722 - WHY ARE YOU HERE? 64 00:03:41,789 --> 00:03:43,458 - DODGERS IS HANDS-DOWN 65 00:03:43,524 --> 00:03:45,793 THE WORST LISTENER WHO HAS EVER LIVED. 66 00:03:45,859 --> 00:03:47,361 YOU'LL HAVE A CONVERSATION WITH HIM, 67 00:03:47,428 --> 00:03:49,863 AND MOMENTS LATER, HE WON'T RECALL A SINGLE WORD. 68 00:03:49,930 --> 00:03:51,899 IT'S UNCANNY. 69 00:03:51,966 --> 00:03:54,735 SWEET MOTHER! RUN!! 70 00:03:54,802 --> 00:03:56,752 - (SCREAMING) 71 00:04:02,876 --> 00:04:05,378 - PERFECT. 72 00:04:05,445 --> 00:04:07,648 OK, I'M READY. 73 00:04:07,714 --> 00:04:10,617 AND...ACTION! 74 00:04:10,684 --> 00:04:11,952 THAT MEANS, "START ROLLING." 75 00:04:12,019 --> 00:04:15,289 - THEY'RE ALREADY ROLLING, CAPTAIN. 76 00:04:15,356 --> 00:04:19,526 - RIGHT, BECAUSE I SAID, "ACTION!" 77 00:04:19,593 --> 00:04:20,594 AMATEURS. 78 00:04:20,661 --> 00:04:22,196 - I'M STILL IN THE ROOM, CAPTAIN. 79 00:04:22,263 --> 00:04:24,064 - HE MAY LOOK, TALK, AND EAT 80 00:04:24,131 --> 00:04:25,565 LIKE AN UTTER BUFFOON, 81 00:04:25,632 --> 00:04:26,867 BUT MAKE NO MISTAKE, 82 00:04:26,934 --> 00:04:29,203 DODGERS IS A GENIUS. 83 00:04:29,270 --> 00:04:30,871 PERHAPS THE ONLY THING DODGERS POSSESSES 84 00:04:30,938 --> 00:04:32,572 IN GREATER ABUNDANCE THAN BRILLIANCE 85 00:04:32,639 --> 00:04:35,342 IS BRAVERY. 86 00:04:35,408 --> 00:04:36,711 - SO... 87 00:04:36,778 --> 00:04:39,980 WHAT LIFE-THREATENING MISSIONS ARE ON OUR AGENDA TODAY, 88 00:04:40,047 --> 00:04:42,649 MY EAGER YOUNG SPACE CADET? 89 00:04:42,716 --> 00:04:45,286 - WHY ARE YOU TALKING LIKE THAT? 90 00:04:45,353 --> 00:04:49,190 - HA HA HA! A FINE JOKE, YOUNG CHUM. 91 00:04:49,256 --> 00:04:52,960 EVEN HEROES LIKE TO LAUGH NOW AND...HA HA!...THEN. 92 00:04:53,027 --> 00:04:54,695 - ACTUALLY, IT'S A SLOW DAY. 93 00:04:54,761 --> 00:04:56,897 - A SLOW DAY IN SPACE? 94 00:04:56,964 --> 00:04:58,498 NONSENSE! 95 00:04:58,565 --> 00:04:59,600 - UH, YEAH. 96 00:04:59,667 --> 00:05:01,702 ANYWAY, WE'RE ON PATROL UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. 97 00:05:01,768 --> 00:05:05,806 - VERY WELL. ON MY MARK, PATROL! 98 00:05:05,873 --> 00:05:07,107 - WE'RE ALREADY DOING THAT. 99 00:05:07,174 --> 00:05:11,412 - RIGHT, BECAUSE I SAID, "PATROL!" 100 00:05:11,479 --> 00:05:16,016 ANYTHING UNUSUAL ON OUR FLASHING THINGIES THAT SCAN STUFF, CADET? 101 00:05:16,083 --> 00:05:18,451 - YOU MEAN THE SCANNERS? NO. 102 00:05:18,518 --> 00:05:19,452 - NOW? 103 00:05:19,519 --> 00:05:20,754 - AFRAID NOT, SIR. 104 00:05:20,821 --> 00:05:21,755 - HOW ABOUT... 105 00:05:21,822 --> 00:05:24,158 - ALL CLEAR, CAPTAIN. 106 00:05:24,225 --> 00:05:28,862 - GOOD! THAT MEANS WE'RE DOING OUR JOB 107 00:05:28,929 --> 00:05:32,066 AND DOING IT WELL. 108 00:05:32,132 --> 00:05:36,136 CADET, ISN'T IT TIME FOR OUR SECRET MEETING? 109 00:05:36,203 --> 00:05:39,006 - UH, WELL, I... WHAT SECRET MEETING? 110 00:05:39,073 --> 00:05:41,308 - YES, WHAT SECRET MEETING INDEED. 111 00:05:41,375 --> 00:05:43,477 WELL-PLAYED, CADET. LET'S GO. 112 00:05:43,544 --> 00:05:46,914 I'M AFRAID THIS MEETING IS TOP SECRET, GENTS, 113 00:05:46,980 --> 00:05:48,850 SO NO CAMERAS ALLOWED. 114 00:05:48,917 --> 00:05:53,386 - OH, SORRY. IT'S A SECRET... A SECRET...A SECRET... 115 00:05:53,453 --> 00:05:54,588 IT'S CLASSIFIED. 116 00:05:54,654 --> 00:05:56,957 - DODGERS, A HERO? 117 00:05:57,024 --> 00:05:58,224 (LAUGHS) 118 00:06:03,931 --> 00:06:08,469 (HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER) 119 00:06:08,536 --> 00:06:12,072 - WHAT I'M SAYING IS, MY BEAUTIFUL FACE AND CHARISMA 120 00:06:12,139 --> 00:06:14,641 MAY NOT BE ENOUGH TO CARRY THE SHOW. 121 00:06:14,708 --> 00:06:16,043 WE NEED ACTION. 122 00:06:16,110 --> 00:06:18,379 - WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO, MAKE UP A CRIS? 123 00:06:18,446 --> 00:06:20,881 - THAT'S BRILLIANT. - OY. I WASN'T SERIOUS. 124 00:06:20,948 --> 00:06:22,249 - WHO CARES? WE'RE DOING IT. 125 00:06:22,316 --> 00:06:24,017 AND THEY'LL NEVER KNOW THE DIFFERENCE. 126 00:06:24,084 --> 00:06:26,287 OH, WAIT, WHO'S THAT INVISIBLE GUY 127 00:06:26,353 --> 00:06:28,789 WHO JUST ESCAPED FROM PRISON? 128 00:06:28,855 --> 00:06:30,090 - HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT THAT? 129 00:06:30,157 --> 00:06:31,792 - HEY, YOU CAN'T MISS EVERYTHING, 130 00:06:31,858 --> 00:06:33,360 NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU TRY. 131 00:06:33,427 --> 00:06:34,962 - THEY CALL HIM, "CAMOMAN." 132 00:06:35,028 --> 00:06:35,963 - "CAMELMAN"? 133 00:06:36,029 --> 00:06:38,932 - NO, "CAMO," AS IN CAMOUFLAGE. 134 00:06:38,999 --> 00:06:40,767 - DOES HE LOOK LIKE A CAMEL? 135 00:06:40,834 --> 00:06:44,138 - NO, IT'S CAMO. C-A-M-O. 136 00:06:44,205 --> 00:06:45,473 AND HE'S NOT INVISIBLE, 137 00:06:45,540 --> 00:06:47,674 HE JUST BLENDS INTO HIS SURROUNDINGS. 138 00:06:47,741 --> 00:06:48,976 LIKE A CHAMELEON. 139 00:06:49,043 --> 00:06:50,244 - SO WHY NOT CALL HIM, "THE CHAMELEON"? 140 00:06:50,311 --> 00:06:52,313 - BECAUSE THAT NAME'S ALREADY TAKEN. 141 00:06:52,380 --> 00:06:54,081 - BY WHO? - BY THE CHAMELEON. 142 00:06:54,148 --> 00:06:55,683 - WELL, THAT'S OUR GUY. 143 00:06:55,750 --> 00:06:59,686 I MEAN, IF YOU CAN'T SEE HIM, AND WE SAY HE'S HERE, 144 00:06:59,753 --> 00:07:01,155 WHO'S TO SAY HE'S NOT? 145 00:07:01,222 --> 00:07:02,757 - ANYONE WITH A FUNCTIONING BRAIN. 146 00:07:02,824 --> 00:07:07,728 - AND IF WE CAN GET HIM TO CHANGE HIS NAME TO "CAMELMAN," 147 00:07:07,794 --> 00:07:09,230 IT'LL BE PERFECT! 148 00:07:09,296 --> 00:07:12,233 - CAPTAIN, THIS IS A MONUMENTAL VIOLATION OF ETHICS. 149 00:07:12,299 --> 00:07:17,299 - ETHICS? THIS IS TV, CADET. THERE ARE NO ETHICS IN TV. 150 00:07:17,604 --> 00:07:19,673 - GOOD POINT. 151 00:07:19,740 --> 00:07:22,376 - HEY, IT FINALLY WORKED! 152 00:07:22,443 --> 00:07:25,079 ARE THERE ANY UNAUTHORIZED INTRUDERS 153 00:07:25,145 --> 00:07:26,646 ON BOARD THE SHIP, CADET? 154 00:07:26,713 --> 00:07:27,647 - NO. - CADET! 155 00:07:27,714 --> 00:07:29,616 - (SIGHS) 156 00:07:29,683 --> 00:07:31,318 I MEAN, YES, CAPTAIN, 157 00:07:31,385 --> 00:07:33,787 THERE IS AN INTRUDER ON BOARD THE SHIP. 158 00:07:33,854 --> 00:07:36,223 - GREAT SCOTT! AN INTRUDER! 159 00:07:36,290 --> 00:07:38,092 ARE YOU PICKING UP ANYTHING UNUSUAL 160 00:07:38,158 --> 00:07:41,028 ABOUT THIS HIGHLY DANGEROUS INTRUDER? 161 00:07:41,095 --> 00:07:43,230 - OH, YES. ACCORDING TO MY MAGIC FAIRY WAND, 162 00:07:43,297 --> 00:07:46,166 THE INTRUDER IS INVISIB...INVISIB... 163 00:07:46,233 --> 00:07:48,603 YOU CAN SEE RIGHT THROUGH HIM. 164 00:07:48,669 --> 00:07:50,804 - GREAT SCOTT! RIGHT THROUGH HIM! 165 00:07:50,871 --> 00:07:51,972 THAT IS UNUSUAL. 166 00:07:52,039 --> 00:07:55,409 WHY IT MUST BE THE INVISIBLE CAMELMAN! 167 00:07:55,476 --> 00:07:58,312 "A CRIM...A CRIMINAL WHO RECENTLY ESCAPED 168 00:07:58,379 --> 00:08:01,248 "FROM THE GALACTIC PROTECTORATE PENITENTIARY, 169 00:08:01,315 --> 00:08:03,750 "AND IS ABLE TO BLEND INTO HIS SUR... 170 00:08:03,817 --> 00:08:05,386 SURROUNDINGS AT WILL." 171 00:08:05,453 --> 00:08:09,356 AND WHERE ON THE SHIP IS THIS MYSTERIOUS CAMELMAN, CADET? 172 00:08:09,423 --> 00:08:12,226 - IT'S "CAMOMAN," AND MY CRYSTAL BALL SAYS 173 00:08:12,293 --> 00:08:15,629 HE'S ON THE DECK OF LIES AND DECEIT. 174 00:08:15,695 --> 00:08:19,866 OR THE CARGO BAY. 175 00:08:19,933 --> 00:08:21,302 - THE CARGO BAY! 176 00:08:21,368 --> 00:08:24,171 WHAT A FITTING SETTING FOR A CLIMACTIC SHOWDOWN 177 00:08:24,238 --> 00:08:27,107 WITH AN ELUSIVE, UNSTOPPABLE FOE, HMM? 178 00:08:27,174 --> 00:08:29,310 - UH, YEAH. SHOULD WE GO DOWN THERE, 179 00:08:29,376 --> 00:08:31,478 OR ARE WE PRETENDING TO DO THAT, TOO? 180 00:08:31,544 --> 00:08:32,814 - KNOCK IT OFF! 181 00:08:32,880 --> 00:08:35,916 ALL RIGHT, NO, NO, NO, NO. DON'T USE THAT LAST PART. 182 00:08:35,983 --> 00:08:37,617 NO, OR THIS. 183 00:08:37,684 --> 00:08:39,353 - (HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER) 184 00:08:39,420 --> 00:08:41,922 YOU'RE KILLING ME! 185 00:08:41,989 --> 00:08:45,092 - YES, I'M DODGER'S ARCHENEMY. 186 00:08:45,159 --> 00:08:47,627 BUT I'M ALSO SO MUCH MORE THAN THAT. 187 00:08:47,694 --> 00:08:48,395 FOR INSTANCE, 188 00:08:48,462 --> 00:08:50,597 I'M A NOVICE GOURMET CHEF. 189 00:08:50,664 --> 00:08:51,432 DID YOU KNOW THAT? 190 00:08:51,499 --> 00:08:54,634 AND I SCULPT CLAY UNICORNS. 191 00:08:54,701 --> 00:08:59,139 - (SNICKERING) 192 00:08:59,206 --> 00:09:02,109 - BUT MY TRUE PASSION IS SINGING. 193 00:09:02,176 --> 00:09:03,577 WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR A SONG? 194 00:09:03,644 --> 00:09:05,812 - LET'S JUST SAY THE COMMANDER IS TO SINGERS 195 00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:07,747 WHAT DODGERS IS TO CAPTAINS. 196 00:09:07,814 --> 00:09:09,483 THEY'RE BOTH APPALLING. 197 00:09:09,550 --> 00:09:13,220 CENTURIONS, ON THE OTHER HAND, HAVE WONDERFUL SINGING VOICES. 198 00:09:13,287 --> 00:09:15,189 IN FACT, WE ALL HAVE THE SAME VOICE. 199 00:09:15,255 --> 00:09:16,624 -DON'T YOU AGREE? - YES, I DO. 200 00:09:16,691 --> 00:09:18,392 - HE'S VERY SMART. - AND VERY WELL-SPOKEN. 201 00:09:18,459 --> 00:09:19,993 - THAT'S WHY WE CHOSE HIM TO SPEAK FOR US. 202 00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:21,728 - REALLY, DID YOU? - I DID, TOO. 203 00:09:21,795 --> 00:09:24,597 - (HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER) 204 00:09:24,664 --> 00:09:26,266 A HERO! 205 00:09:26,333 --> 00:09:29,933 OH, MOMMY, MAKE IT STOP! 206 00:09:31,639 --> 00:09:33,140 - WE SHOULD ORGANIZE THIS STUFF. 207 00:09:33,207 --> 00:09:35,942 - IT IS ORGANIZED. DON'T TOUCH ANYTHING. 208 00:09:36,009 --> 00:09:38,045 - THERE HE IS. DO YOU SEE HIM? 209 00:09:38,111 --> 00:09:41,482 - CAMOMAN? OH, YEAH, I SEE HIM. 210 00:09:41,549 --> 00:09:43,016 YEP, THERE HE IS, ALL RIGHT. 211 00:09:43,083 --> 00:09:44,919 - STAY HERE. I'LL HANDLE HIM. 212 00:09:44,986 --> 00:09:48,489 JUSTICE IS BLIND, CAMELMAN, BUT I'M NOT! 213 00:09:48,556 --> 00:09:51,625 I SEE YOU, AND YOU'RE GUILTY! 214 00:09:51,692 --> 00:09:56,029 - OH, HE WORKED ON THAT LINE FOR AN HOUR. 215 00:09:56,096 --> 00:09:57,231 - HAH! 216 00:09:57,297 --> 00:09:59,733 OOF! UNH! OOF! OH! 217 00:09:59,800 --> 00:10:01,068 OHH! OOF! 218 00:10:01,135 --> 00:10:05,205 - GUESS WHO GETS TO CLEAN THIS UP? 219 00:10:05,272 --> 00:10:07,207 - NOT BAD, CAMELMAN! 220 00:10:07,274 --> 00:10:08,309 - OW! 221 00:10:08,375 --> 00:10:09,542 - BUT NOT GOOD ENOUGH! 222 00:10:09,609 --> 00:10:10,659 (CRASH) 223 00:10:15,616 --> 00:10:17,451 - LET'S SEE HOW EASY IT IS FOR YOU 224 00:10:17,518 --> 00:10:22,518 TO TURN INVISIBLE AND ESCAPE FROM PRISON THIS TIME! 225 00:10:22,756 --> 00:10:24,025 - WELL DONE, SIR. 226 00:10:24,092 --> 00:10:27,461 MAYBE CAMOMAN HAS A MESSAGE FOR THE VIEWING PUBLIC. 227 00:10:27,528 --> 00:10:30,364 - HE HAS THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, CADET. 228 00:10:30,431 --> 00:10:33,300 YOU'RE NOT SUGGESTING I TRAMPLE ON HIS RIGHTS, ARE YOU? 229 00:10:33,367 --> 00:10:35,503 - UH, NO, BUT HERE'S A SUGGESTION: 230 00:10:35,569 --> 00:10:37,371 HELP CLEAN UP THIS ABSURD MESS YOU MADE! 231 00:10:37,438 --> 00:10:40,073 - I CAN'T DO EVERYTHING, CADET. 232 00:10:40,140 --> 00:10:43,011 DOING EVERYTHING IS YOUR JOB. 233 00:10:43,077 --> 00:10:46,079 - SO WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO FOR THE REST OF THE SHOW? 234 00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:47,014 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 235 00:10:47,080 --> 00:10:48,215 THERE'S MORE?! 236 00:10:48,282 --> 00:10:49,784 - HEROIC STUFF. 237 00:10:49,851 --> 00:10:53,387 WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE HEROIC STUFF, 238 00:10:53,454 --> 00:10:56,990 INCLUDING A PREVIEW OF "MANBEAST RAGEWAR IV," 239 00:10:57,057 --> 00:10:58,959 AFTER THESE MESSAGES. 240 00:10:59,026 --> 00:11:03,697 STAY FROSTY. 241 00:11:03,763 --> 00:11:06,163 - (MEN SHOUTING) 242 00:11:13,541 --> 00:11:15,576 - ARE THEY MEN, SIRE? 243 00:11:15,643 --> 00:11:18,879 - THEY'RE NOT JUST MEN, McCHIRPY. 244 00:11:18,945 --> 00:11:21,281 THEY'RE MANBEASTS. 245 00:11:21,348 --> 00:11:24,985 - AYE! IT'S GOING TO BE A WAR, THEN. 246 00:11:25,052 --> 00:11:28,088 - NOT JUST A WAR, OLD FRIEND. 247 00:11:28,155 --> 00:11:30,424 A RAGEWAR! 248 00:11:30,491 --> 00:11:34,361 NOW, GO GET THEM! 249 00:11:34,428 --> 00:11:37,865 - BY MESELF? 250 00:11:37,932 --> 00:11:40,401 - WELCOME BACK TO "BONAFIDE HEROES." 251 00:11:40,467 --> 00:11:42,003 I'M KIRK MANLORD, 252 00:11:42,070 --> 00:11:46,241 AND THAT WAS A PREVIEW OF "MANBEAST RAGEWAR IV." 253 00:11:46,307 --> 00:11:50,177 HERE WITH ME IS MY SIDEKICK IN THE MOVIE, McCHIRPY. 254 00:11:50,244 --> 00:11:52,513 - ACTUALLY, I'M GEORGE McCULLESS, 255 00:11:52,580 --> 00:11:54,749 AND I PREFER "CO-STAR." 256 00:11:54,815 --> 00:11:56,183 - GLAD TO HAVE YOU, McCHIRPY. 257 00:11:56,250 --> 00:11:59,786 AND NOW WE RETURN TO CAPTAIN DUCK DODGERS, 258 00:11:59,853 --> 00:12:01,355 BONAFIDE HERO. 259 00:12:01,422 --> 00:12:06,326 - MY NAME IS GEORGE! GEORGE!! 260 00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:07,862 - AFTER CATCHING BAD GUYS, 261 00:12:07,929 --> 00:12:10,197 THERE'S NOTHING I LIKE TO DO MORE 262 00:12:10,264 --> 00:12:12,767 THAN UNWIND WITH MY AXE. 263 00:12:12,833 --> 00:12:16,002 - DODGERS IS THE WORST GUITAR PLAYER IN EXISTENCE. 264 00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:18,071 HE SHOULD BE BEHIND BARS. 265 00:12:18,138 --> 00:12:19,273 HE'S THAT BAD. 266 00:12:19,339 --> 00:12:21,475 HE'S A PUNK. REALLY. 267 00:12:21,542 --> 00:12:23,310 - YUP, JUST ME AND MY AXE. 268 00:12:23,377 --> 00:12:25,446 (SPROING) 269 00:12:25,512 --> 00:12:27,047 - UH, YEAH. 270 00:12:27,114 --> 00:12:30,183 - OH, HELLO, CAPTAIN DODGERS. 271 00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:33,320 DR. I.Q. HI HERE. 272 00:12:33,387 --> 00:12:35,056 - YEAH, WE KNOW WHO YOU ARE. 273 00:12:35,123 --> 00:12:39,493 - YES, WELL, I HEAR CONGRATULATIONS ARE IN ORDER 274 00:12:39,560 --> 00:12:42,195 FOR YOUR CAPTURE OF CAMOMAN. 275 00:12:42,262 --> 00:12:45,031 SO, CONGRATULATIONS. 276 00:12:45,098 --> 00:12:46,266 - THANKS, CHIEF. 277 00:12:46,333 --> 00:12:48,402 JUST ANOTHER DAY ON THE JOB. 278 00:12:48,469 --> 00:12:52,306 - RIGHT. SO, GOOD JOB. 279 00:12:52,372 --> 00:12:53,607 - UH-HUH. 280 00:12:53,674 --> 00:12:56,710 WAS THERE ANYTHING ELSE YOU WANTED? 281 00:12:56,777 --> 00:13:00,180 - UM...NOT THAT I CAN THINK OF. 282 00:13:00,247 --> 00:13:01,881 - OK, BYE. - NO, NO, WAIT! 283 00:13:01,948 --> 00:13:03,484 - DODGERS, OLD PAL. 284 00:13:03,550 --> 00:13:06,020 KUDOS ON THE CAMOMAN COLLAR. 285 00:13:06,087 --> 00:13:09,523 WHY, IT REMINDS ME OF THE TIME THAT I, STAR JOHNSON, 286 00:13:09,590 --> 00:13:12,159 SINGLE-HANDEDLY NETTED AN INVISI-COUGAR 287 00:13:12,225 --> 00:13:13,794 USING NOTHING BUT A SHOELACE. 288 00:13:13,861 --> 00:13:15,796 OH, YES, TINY THOUGH IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN, 289 00:13:15,863 --> 00:13:17,564 IT WAS WRAPPED NOT ONCE, NOT TWICE, 290 00:13:17,631 --> 00:13:21,068 BUT THRICE AROUND THAT ANIMAL'S NECK, 291 00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:22,369 AND PI... 292 00:13:22,436 --> 00:13:24,705 - I HAVE NO IDEA WHO THAT WAS. 293 00:13:24,772 --> 00:13:27,074 - SIR, WE'RE BEING HAILED AGAIN. 294 00:13:27,140 --> 00:13:28,509 - NO MORE CALLS, CADET. 295 00:13:28,576 --> 00:13:30,745 I CAN ONLY TAKE SO MUCH PRAISE PER DAY. 296 00:13:30,811 --> 00:13:34,114 - BUT, SIR, IT'S CAPTAIN SOLEIL. 297 00:13:34,181 --> 00:13:36,116 - AYE, AYE, CAPTAIN. 298 00:13:36,183 --> 00:13:37,651 YEAH, CAPTAIN AURORA SOLEIL 299 00:13:37,718 --> 00:13:40,120 AND I HAVE QUITE A HISTORY. 300 00:13:40,187 --> 00:13:41,121 SHE HAD A CRUSH ON ME 301 00:13:41,188 --> 00:13:42,556 FROM THE DAY I MET HER. 302 00:13:42,623 --> 00:13:45,693 - HAVE I EVER HAD A CRUSH ON CAPTAIN DODGERS? 303 00:13:45,760 --> 00:13:47,728 NOT THAT I'M AWARE OF. 304 00:13:47,795 --> 00:13:50,364 - WE DATED FOR MONTHS... YEARS, I MEAN. 305 00:13:50,431 --> 00:13:52,399 SHE WAS OBSESSED WITH ME. 306 00:13:52,466 --> 00:13:56,169 - GO OUT WITH HIM? YOU MEAN, ON A DATE? 307 00:13:56,236 --> 00:13:58,572 NO! ABSOLUTELY NOT! 308 00:13:58,639 --> 00:14:00,307 NEVER! NOT EVEN ONCE! 309 00:14:00,374 --> 00:14:02,743 NO, NEVER! EVER! 310 00:14:02,810 --> 00:14:04,578 - WHEN SHE ASKED ME TO MARRY HER, 311 00:14:04,645 --> 00:14:06,147 I HAD TO BREAK IT OFF. 312 00:14:06,214 --> 00:14:10,785 DUCK DODGERS IS A LONE WOLF, A FREE BIRD, A HAN SOLO... 313 00:14:10,851 --> 00:14:13,353 - WHAT IN BLAZES IS GOING ON HERE?! 314 00:14:13,420 --> 00:14:15,623 WHAT ARE YOU DOING ON MY YACHT? 315 00:14:15,689 --> 00:14:17,925 - MARRY HIM? ARE YOU INSANE?! 316 00:14:17,992 --> 00:14:22,992 WHO SAID THAT?! LET ME SEE YOUR NOTES. 317 00:14:23,530 --> 00:14:25,432 - OH, HELLO, AURORA. 318 00:14:25,499 --> 00:14:26,667 - CAPTAIN DODGERS, ARE YOU... 319 00:14:26,734 --> 00:14:28,936 - CALL ME "SHNOOKUMS," BABY CAKES. 320 00:14:29,003 --> 00:14:31,772 - CALL ME "CAPTAIN SOLEIL," CAPTAIN DODGERS. 321 00:14:31,839 --> 00:14:34,475 ARE YOU CLAIMING YOU'VE CAPTURED CAMOMAN? 322 00:14:34,541 --> 00:14:36,377 - CLAIMING, NOTHING! WE GOT HIM! 323 00:14:36,444 --> 00:14:39,247 - REALLY? BECAUSE I'VE BEEN TRACKING CAMOMAN FOR WEEKS, 324 00:14:39,314 --> 00:14:42,150 AND MY SOURCES SUGGEST HE'S STILL AT LARGE. 325 00:14:42,216 --> 00:14:44,051 - SOUNDS LIKE YOU NEED BETTER SOURCES. 326 00:14:44,118 --> 00:14:46,053 - MY SOURCES INCLUDE A LASER RETINAL SENSOR 327 00:14:46,120 --> 00:14:48,589 PLACING CAMOMAN ON A MILKY WAY CRUISE LINER 328 00:14:48,656 --> 00:14:50,357 8 MINUTES AGO. 329 00:14:50,424 --> 00:14:52,526 WITH 99% CERTAINTY. 330 00:14:52,593 --> 00:14:53,928 - SOUNDS THIN. 331 00:14:53,995 --> 00:14:57,197 IF HE REALLY WAS THERE, WHY DIDN'T YOU BAG HIM? 332 00:14:57,264 --> 00:14:59,033 - HE DISAPPEARED. HE DOES THAT. 333 00:14:59,100 --> 00:15:01,802 - HI, AURORA. YOU LOOK LOVELY TODAY. 334 00:15:01,869 --> 00:15:04,404 - THANK YOU, CADET. SO DO YOU. 335 00:15:04,471 --> 00:15:05,906 - HEE HEE HEE...OOH! 336 00:15:05,973 --> 00:15:08,275 - CAPTAIN, I'D LIKE TO SEE CAMOMAN. 337 00:15:08,342 --> 00:15:09,543 (CRASH) 338 00:15:09,610 --> 00:15:11,846 - SO WOULD I, BUT NO ONE CAN SEE HIM. 339 00:15:11,912 --> 00:15:14,247 THAT'S HIS THING, REMBER? 340 00:15:14,314 --> 00:15:16,216 - YOU CAN IF HE STANDS NEAR PLAID. 341 00:15:16,283 --> 00:15:17,551 HE CAN'T MIC PLAID. 342 00:15:17,618 --> 00:15:20,120 BUT I'M SURE YOU ALREADY KNEW THAT. 343 00:15:20,187 --> 00:15:21,222 - OF COURSE. 344 00:15:21,289 --> 00:15:24,057 CADET, FETCH THE PRISONER AND MY KILT. 345 00:15:24,124 --> 00:15:25,860 (IMITATES STATIC) 346 00:15:25,926 --> 00:15:30,926 OH, NO, LOOKS LIKE TRANSMISSION IS BREAKING UP! 347 00:15:31,565 --> 00:15:33,567 - NO, THE TRANSMISSION IS FINE. 348 00:15:33,634 --> 00:15:36,203 - CALL YOU BACK. BYE! 349 00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:37,504 - DODGERS, DON'T YOU DARE HIT... 350 00:15:37,571 --> 00:15:39,006 - WHEW. 351 00:15:39,073 --> 00:15:41,074 - SIR, WE HAVE AN UNAUTHORIZED INTRUDER 352 00:15:41,141 --> 00:15:43,477 IN THE EVAPORATION ROOM. 353 00:15:43,544 --> 00:15:44,745 - A REAL ONE? 354 00:15:44,812 --> 00:15:47,414 UH, I MEAN, ANOTHER ONE? 355 00:15:47,481 --> 00:15:48,749 ON SCREEN! 356 00:15:48,816 --> 00:15:51,184 - (EVIL LAUGHTER) 357 00:15:51,251 --> 00:15:52,486 - SIR, IT MUST BE... 358 00:15:52,553 --> 00:15:53,987 - A MALFUNCTION! 359 00:15:54,054 --> 00:15:55,656 DARN CHEAP SHIP. 360 00:15:55,723 --> 00:15:57,091 OH, UH, CADET? 361 00:15:57,158 --> 00:15:59,526 - TIME FOR ANOTHER SECRET MEETING? 362 00:15:59,593 --> 00:16:00,594 - YOU GOT IT. 363 00:16:00,661 --> 00:16:01,695 - I DON'T KNOW A DUCK DODGERS. 364 00:16:01,762 --> 00:16:03,464 - WRONG! - OF COURSE! 365 00:16:03,531 --> 00:16:06,199 I'VE BEEN BEST FRIENDS WITH DUCK DODGERS SINCE BIRTH! 366 00:16:06,266 --> 00:16:07,601 - NO! 367 00:16:07,668 --> 00:16:10,504 - PSST! DID YOU KNOW THAT OPENING YOUR OWN TOLLBOOTH 368 00:16:10,571 --> 00:16:12,506 ON A PUBLIC ROAD IS ILLEGAL? 369 00:16:12,573 --> 00:16:14,140 ISN'T THAT WEIRD? 370 00:16:14,207 --> 00:16:16,077 - NO!! 371 00:16:16,143 --> 00:16:18,111 - HI, OFFICER. YOU LOOK GREAT IN BLUE. 372 00:16:18,178 --> 00:16:19,447 CAN I WEAR YOUR BADGE? 373 00:16:19,514 --> 00:16:23,450 - SIR, CAMOMAN IS ON THE SHIP. WE HAVE TO CATCH HIM. 374 00:16:23,517 --> 00:16:25,485 - NO, WE ALREADY CAUGHT HIM. 375 00:16:25,552 --> 00:16:27,154 - WE CAUGHT THE PRETEND CAMOMAN. 376 00:16:27,221 --> 00:16:29,357 I'M TALKING ABOUT THE REAL CAMOMAN. 377 00:16:29,424 --> 00:16:32,293 - CADET, AS FAR AS THOSE CAMERAS ARE CONCERNED, 378 00:16:32,360 --> 00:16:36,263 THE PRETEND CAMELMAN IS THE REAL CAMELMAN. 379 00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:39,200 - CAMOMAN! CAMOMAN!! 380 00:16:39,267 --> 00:16:41,269 - WHATEVER. WE COMMITTED TO A STORY LINE. 381 00:16:41,336 --> 00:16:44,404 WE CAN'T CHANGE IT NOW. IT'S UNPROFESSIONAL. 382 00:16:44,471 --> 00:16:45,973 - HARBORING AN ESCAPED FELON ISN'T? 383 00:16:46,040 --> 00:16:50,845 - NO. BESIDES, IF WE IGNORE HIM, I BET HE'LL JUST GO AWAY. 384 00:16:50,911 --> 00:16:53,981 - SO WE'RE PRETENDING THE REAL CRIMINAL ISN'T HERE, 385 00:16:54,048 --> 00:16:57,084 BECAUSE WE PRETENDED A PRETEND CRIMINAL WAS HERE FIRST? 386 00:16:57,151 --> 00:16:59,187 - DIDN'T FOLLOW THAT, BUT YES. 387 00:16:59,253 --> 00:17:01,154 - THAT'S THE DUMBEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD. 388 00:17:01,221 --> 00:17:03,156 - CADET, IT'S TV. 389 00:17:03,223 --> 00:17:04,392 - YOU WIN. 390 00:17:04,459 --> 00:17:07,394 - GREAT. I'VE GOT AN IDEA FOR OUR NEXT SCENE. 391 00:17:07,461 --> 00:17:08,863 LET'S HIT THE GYM. 392 00:17:08,929 --> 00:17:11,264 - HIT THE GYM? YOU? 393 00:17:11,331 --> 00:17:13,266 (MUTTERING) 394 00:17:13,333 --> 00:17:16,371 - (EVIL LAUGHTER) 395 00:17:16,437 --> 00:17:18,906 - I GAVE UP BOUNTY HUNTING BECAUSE OF DODGERS. 396 00:17:18,973 --> 00:17:20,908 ACTUALLY, DODGERS HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT, 397 00:17:20,975 --> 00:17:25,546 BUT YOU'RE FREE TO SAY HE DID IF YOU WANT. 398 00:17:25,612 --> 00:17:26,647 - UNH! 399 00:17:26,714 --> 00:17:28,348 - EAT ON YOUR OWN TIME, FRANK! 400 00:17:28,415 --> 00:17:31,752 - OOH! AHH! OHH! 401 00:17:31,819 --> 00:17:33,587 WHEW, WHAT A WORKOUT! 402 00:17:33,654 --> 00:17:35,323 I REALLY PUSHED IT TODAY. 403 00:17:35,390 --> 00:17:37,624 - YEAH, YOU'RE PUSHING IT, ALL RIGHT. 404 00:17:37,691 --> 00:17:41,061 - LOOK AT ME! I'M DRENCHED IN SWEAT! 405 00:17:41,127 --> 00:17:42,295 - YEAH, SWEAT. 406 00:17:42,362 --> 00:17:43,296 - I SAID "SWEATING" 407 00:17:43,363 --> 00:17:44,364 NOT "SWIMMING!" 408 00:17:44,431 --> 00:17:46,100 - WHY DON'T YOU DO IT THEN? 409 00:17:46,167 --> 00:17:48,435 - YEAH, GOT TO KEEP MYSELF IN SHAPE 410 00:17:48,502 --> 00:17:51,572 TO TAKE DOWN SCUM LIKE CAMO GUY. 411 00:17:51,638 --> 00:17:53,107 NOT THAT HE WAS A CHALLENGE. 412 00:17:53,174 --> 00:17:56,343 I EAT BAD GUYS LIKE HIM FOR BREAKFAST. 413 00:17:56,410 --> 00:17:58,111 I ALSO EAT BACON! 414 00:17:58,178 --> 00:17:59,146 - UH, CAPTAIN? 415 00:17:59,213 --> 00:18:02,115 - NOT NOW, CADET. I'M RUMINATING. 416 00:18:02,182 --> 00:18:02,883 - BUT, SIR... 417 00:18:02,950 --> 00:18:04,552 - LATER! THAT'S AN ORDER! 418 00:18:04,619 --> 00:18:07,688 AND PUT A LITTLE MORE MAGIC IN THOSE FINGERS, WOULD YOU? 419 00:18:07,755 --> 00:18:10,591 HONESTLY, MY WORK IS NEVER DONE. 420 00:18:10,657 --> 00:18:12,093 MUCH BETTER. 421 00:18:12,159 --> 00:18:15,061 YOU SEE, THE KEY TO LEADERSHIP IS YELLING. 422 00:18:15,128 --> 00:18:16,097 AND BACON. 423 00:18:16,163 --> 00:18:17,965 OH, IS IT TIME FOR A MIRROR BREAK? 424 00:18:18,032 --> 00:18:20,233 - NO, I WANT TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING. 425 00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:21,536 IT'S A SURPRISE. 426 00:18:21,603 --> 00:18:23,971 - CADET, I LOOK AT A MIRROR EVERY TWO MINUTES. 427 00:18:24,038 --> 00:18:25,973 NOTHING I SEE WILL BE A...SURPRISE? 428 00:18:26,040 --> 00:18:30,611 - HI. - AAH! 429 00:18:30,677 --> 00:18:32,679 IT'S CAMELMAN! 430 00:18:32,746 --> 00:18:34,248 I'M STARTLED BECAUSE HE ESCAPED, 431 00:18:34,315 --> 00:18:38,052 NOT BECAUSE I'VE NEVER SEEN HIM BEFORE IN MY LIFE. 432 00:18:38,119 --> 00:18:40,154 - GOOD COVER, SIR. - THANK YOU. 433 00:18:40,221 --> 00:18:42,322 MAN, I'VE BROKEN LIKE 200 OF THESE. 434 00:18:42,389 --> 00:18:43,757 I WONDER IF THAT'S BAD. 435 00:18:43,824 --> 00:18:46,294 - DODGERS? YEAH, HE'S OK. 436 00:18:46,360 --> 00:18:48,162 YOU GUYS WANT TO SHOOT ME LIFTING AN ENGINE BLOCK 437 00:18:48,229 --> 00:18:50,331 OR RUNNING REAL FAST OR SOMETHING? 438 00:18:50,398 --> 00:18:53,801 - I DON'T CARE IF THE SCANNERS SAY CAMOMAN IS DOWN HERE. 439 00:18:53,867 --> 00:18:55,936 I JUST CLEANED THIS PLACE UP! 440 00:18:56,003 --> 00:18:57,871 LET'S WAIT UNTIL HE GOES SOMEWHERE ELSE, HUH? 441 00:18:57,938 --> 00:18:59,240 - LIKE WHERE, THE KITCHEN? 442 00:18:59,307 --> 00:19:01,575 NAME ONE SHOW WHERE THE CLIMACTIC SHOWDOWN 443 00:19:01,642 --> 00:19:02,977 TAKES PLACE IN A KITCHEN. 444 00:19:03,043 --> 00:19:06,480 - "IRON CHEF," EVERY EPISODE. 445 00:19:06,546 --> 00:19:07,481 - NAME TWO. 446 00:19:07,547 --> 00:19:09,183 - FINE, BUT CAN THIS BE THE LAST 447 00:19:09,250 --> 00:19:10,918 CLIMACTIC SHOWDOWN YOU HAVE TODAY? 448 00:19:10,985 --> 00:19:13,321 - IF YOU PLAY YOUR CARDS RIGHT. WE'LL SEE. 449 00:19:13,387 --> 00:19:15,722 GOOD THING I SAVED THESE OLD WORK SUITS, HUH? 450 00:19:15,789 --> 00:19:17,158 - WHERE DID YOU WORK, 451 00:19:17,224 --> 00:19:19,793 AT THE SMALL AND SHORT MAN'S UGLY SUIT STORE? 452 00:19:19,860 --> 00:19:20,861 - YES, WHY? 453 00:19:20,928 --> 00:19:22,963 - UH, JUST CURIOUS. 454 00:19:23,030 --> 00:19:25,666 - WE KNOW YOU'RE IN HERE, CAMEOMAN! 455 00:19:25,732 --> 00:19:27,335 - CAMOMAN! 456 00:19:27,401 --> 00:19:30,904 - RIGHT! SO SHOW YOURSELF WHERE THE CAMERA CAN SEE YOU! 457 00:19:30,971 --> 00:19:34,121 LIGHT THEM UP, CADET! 458 00:19:36,476 --> 00:19:37,678 - HEY, GUYS, LISTEN! 459 00:19:37,744 --> 00:19:39,513 LET ME EXPLAIN WHAT I'M DOING HERE. 460 00:19:39,579 --> 00:19:40,747 - READY, CADET? 461 00:19:40,814 --> 00:19:42,883 - ALL SYSTEMS PLAID, SIR. 462 00:19:42,950 --> 00:19:45,352 - NO, WAIT! THE REASON I'M HERE IS... 463 00:19:45,418 --> 00:19:48,289 (CRASH) 464 00:19:48,356 --> 00:19:53,356 - GIVE IT UP, CAMELMAN! YOU'RE NOT GOING ANYWHERE! 465 00:19:53,894 --> 00:19:55,796 AND NEITHER ARE WE! 466 00:19:55,863 --> 00:19:57,898 - FINE! THE ONLY REASON I'M EVEN HERE 467 00:19:57,965 --> 00:20:00,334 - IS BECAUSE I WANT TO BE ON TV. - WHAT?! 468 00:20:00,401 --> 00:20:03,837 - YEAH, I HEARD THEY WERE SHOOTING "BONAFIDE HEROES" HERE. 469 00:20:03,904 --> 00:20:07,507 I LOVE THAT SHOW! KIRK MANLORD RULES! 470 00:20:07,574 --> 00:20:08,842 - REALLY? THAT'S IT? 471 00:20:08,909 --> 00:20:10,878 - I'M AN ESCAPED CONVICT. 472 00:20:10,945 --> 00:20:14,148 WHY ELSE WOULD I BOARD A PROTECTORATE SHIP? 473 00:20:14,215 --> 00:20:17,584 - YOU WANT TO BE ON TV, HUH? 474 00:20:17,651 --> 00:20:19,120 - I'M A SNEAKY BAD GUY. 475 00:20:19,186 --> 00:20:21,021 AND WHEN I BREAK THE LAW, 476 00:20:21,088 --> 00:20:22,689 I KNOW ONLY ONE PERSON 477 00:20:22,756 --> 00:20:23,857 CAN CATCH ME: 478 00:20:23,924 --> 00:20:25,826 CAPTAIN DUCK DODGERS, 479 00:20:25,893 --> 00:20:28,462 THE SMARTEST, BRAVEST, 480 00:20:28,528 --> 00:20:30,764 COOLEST...UH... 481 00:20:30,831 --> 00:20:31,799 - HUNKIEST. 482 00:20:31,865 --> 00:20:35,035 - REALLY? IS THAT EVEN A WORD? 483 00:20:35,102 --> 00:20:37,504 ...HUNKIEST HERO ANYWHERE. 484 00:20:37,571 --> 00:20:38,839 HOW WAS THAT? GOOD? 485 00:20:38,906 --> 00:20:41,708 - SOLID, BABE. THAT'S A WRAPPER. 486 00:20:41,775 --> 00:20:43,144 - WAIT, WE'RE STILL DOING 487 00:20:43,210 --> 00:20:45,579 THE HEROIC COOKING SEGMENT, RIGHT? 488 00:20:45,646 --> 00:20:46,396 - NO. 489 00:20:51,585 --> 00:20:53,854 - INSPIRING STUFF. 490 00:20:53,921 --> 00:20:55,089 ON BEHALF OF McCHIRPY 491 00:20:55,156 --> 00:20:57,758 AND EVERYONE AT "BONAFIDE HEROES," 492 00:20:57,825 --> 00:20:59,527 I THANK YOU FOR JOING US. 493 00:20:59,594 --> 00:21:04,594 AND ORDER YOU TO GO SEE "MANBEAST RAGEWAR IV." 494 00:21:04,798 --> 00:21:05,833 GOOD NIGHT. 495 00:21:05,899 --> 00:21:07,501 - I LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT. 496 00:21:07,567 --> 00:21:08,869 - HOLD ON, KIRK! 497 00:21:08,936 --> 00:21:11,538 I HAVE A FEW PARTING THOUGHTS BEFORE WE GO! 498 00:21:11,605 --> 00:21:12,739 - ACTUALLY, THE SHOW'S OVER. 499 00:21:12,806 --> 00:21:14,208 - OH, NO, IT'S NOT! 500 00:21:14,275 --> 00:21:18,311 THIS SHOW AIN'T OVER UNTIL I SAY IT'S OVER! 501 00:21:18,378 --> 00:21:22,950 HEY!! 502 00:21:23,017 --> 00:21:24,718 - CADET, HAVE YOU SEEN MY BRAIN? 503 00:21:24,785 --> 00:21:26,787 I CAN'T REMEMBER WHERE I LEFT IT. 504 00:21:26,854 --> 00:21:30,891 YOU'RE NOT ROLLING YET, ARE YOU? 505 00:21:30,958 --> 00:21:32,325 - WELL, AS LONG AS THE LIQUID IS BLUE, 506 00:21:32,392 --> 00:21:33,728 IT'S HARMLESS. 507 00:21:33,795 --> 00:21:38,795 IF IT TURNS RED, WELL, I WILL HAVE 5 SECONDS TO LIVE. 508 00:21:39,633 --> 00:21:41,469 ♪ I AM A PIRATE KING ♪ 509 00:21:41,536 --> 00:21:46,536 - ♪ HE IS THE PIRATE KING ♪ 510 00:21:56,317 --> 00:21:58,152 - I STILL LOVE DUCK DODGERS. 511 00:21:58,219 --> 00:22:01,155 BUT HE'LL NEVER, EVER KNOW. 512 00:22:01,222 --> 00:22:03,772 IS THAT THING ON? 513 00:22:14,602 --> 00:22:17,104 - I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY MADE DODGERS A CAPTAIN. 514 00:22:17,171 --> 00:22:19,006 I'D BE A BETTER CAPTAIN THAN HIM. 515 00:22:19,073 --> 00:22:22,523 I'VE GOT MY OWN HELMET. 516 00:22:25,145 --> 00:22:26,780 - SO WHOSE VOICE DO YOU DO? 517 00:22:26,847 --> 00:22:28,015 - YOURS. 518 00:22:28,082 --> 00:22:29,917 - WELL, KEEP PRACTICING. 519 00:22:29,983 --> 00:22:31,351 HOW ABOUT YOU, SLIM? 520 00:22:31,418 --> 00:22:34,387 - (STAMMERING) 521 00:22:34,454 --> 00:22:35,722 THINK ABOUT IT. 522 00:22:35,789 --> 00:22:38,592 TH-TH-TH-TH UH, LINE? 523 00:22:38,658 --> 00:22:41,394 - THAT'S ALL, FOLKS!