1 00:00:06,440 --> 00:00:10,477 ♪ FROZEN IN A TIME AND SPACE ♪ 2 00:00:10,544 --> 00:00:14,448 ♪ DIVIDE ♪ 3 00:00:14,515 --> 00:00:16,483 ♪ BUT HOW ♪ 4 00:00:16,550 --> 00:00:18,585 ♪ WOULD THE UNIVERSE ♪ 5 00:00:18,652 --> 00:00:22,223 ♪ SURVIVE? ♪ 6 00:00:22,290 --> 00:00:27,290 ♪ DUCK DODGERS OF THE 24TH AND 1/2 CENTURY ♪ 7 00:00:32,332 --> 00:00:35,435 ♪ PROTECTING THE POWERLESS ♪ 8 00:00:35,502 --> 00:00:39,040 ♪ AND THE WEAK ♪ 9 00:00:39,106 --> 00:00:43,510 ♪ DUCK DODGERS, HE'S FIGHTING ♪ 10 00:00:43,577 --> 00:00:47,648 ♪ TYRANNY ♪ 11 00:00:47,715 --> 00:00:49,750 ♪ IN THE 24TH ♪ 12 00:00:49,817 --> 00:00:53,867 ♪ AND 1/2 CENTURY ♪ 13 00:01:20,081 --> 00:01:22,049 - (STUTTERING) WHY ARE WE HERE AGAIN? 14 00:01:22,116 --> 00:01:23,584 - I BET YOU'RE WONDERING WHY WE'RE HERE AGAIN, 15 00:01:23,650 --> 00:01:25,086 AREN'T YOU? 16 00:01:25,152 --> 00:01:27,855 TODAY WE'RE HERE TO ADDRESS SOME OF OUR NEEDS. 17 00:01:27,922 --> 00:01:31,224 SPECIFICALLY, OUR NEED FOR SPEED. 18 00:01:31,291 --> 00:01:32,826 THAT'S RIGHT. 19 00:01:32,893 --> 00:01:35,763 WE'RE BUYING THE BADDEST ROCKET SCOOTER THEY MAKE. 20 00:01:35,829 --> 00:01:39,499 - WE CAME HERE FOR THAT? 21 00:01:39,566 --> 00:01:40,868 - HEY, HERE COMES RABID RON. 22 00:01:40,935 --> 00:01:45,935 I'LL DO THE HAGGLING. YOU CATCH THE FOAM. 23 00:01:47,975 --> 00:01:51,812 BOY, THAT RON SURE DRIVES A HARD BARGAIN. 24 00:01:51,879 --> 00:01:53,314 FOR A GUY WITH RABIES. 25 00:01:53,381 --> 00:01:56,116 - YOU KNOW, IT'S TOO BAD WE DIDN'T NEED A ROCKET SCOOTER 26 00:01:56,182 --> 00:01:57,351 FOR A MISSION. 27 00:01:57,418 --> 00:02:00,988 IF WE DID, THE PROTECTORATE MIGHT PAY FOR IT. 28 00:02:01,055 --> 00:02:03,657 - CADET, HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU 29 00:02:03,724 --> 00:02:05,592 TO FIX THAT HOLOGRAM PROJECTOR? 30 00:02:05,659 --> 00:02:08,729 - SORRY, SIR, IT'S ON MY LIST. 31 00:02:08,796 --> 00:02:11,531 - WAIT, I HAVE AN IDEA. 32 00:02:11,598 --> 00:02:12,666 CADET. 33 00:02:12,733 --> 00:02:14,267 - FIRST THING TOMORROW, SIR. 34 00:02:14,334 --> 00:02:15,269 - AS I WAS SAYING, 35 00:02:15,336 --> 00:02:17,671 ALL I NEED TO DO IS GET THE PROTECTORATE 36 00:02:17,738 --> 00:02:18,806 TO BUY ME THE ROCKET SCOOTER 37 00:02:18,872 --> 00:02:20,107 FOR A MISSION. 38 00:02:20,174 --> 00:02:21,709 - DID YOU THINK OF THAT YOURSELF? 39 00:02:21,776 --> 00:02:26,776 - YES...NOW ALL I HAVE TO DO IS THINK OF A PHONY MISSION. 40 00:02:27,180 --> 00:02:31,551 (FLIES BUZZING) 41 00:02:31,618 --> 00:02:34,154 HOLD ON, IT'S COMING TO ME NOW. 42 00:02:34,220 --> 00:02:35,489 CADET! 43 00:02:35,555 --> 00:02:39,226 - SORRY, SIR, I'M ON IT. 44 00:02:39,293 --> 00:02:41,962 - SO, YOU'RE SAYING THESE ROCKET CYCLE RALLIES 45 00:02:42,029 --> 00:02:45,065 ARE ACTUALLY MOBILE FESTIVALS OF CRIME AND DEBAUCHERY? 46 00:02:45,132 --> 00:02:47,701 - DID I SAY THAT? THAT'S GOOD. 47 00:02:47,768 --> 00:02:49,536 I MEAN...YES, THEY ARE. 48 00:02:49,603 --> 00:02:51,038 - WELL, HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT? 49 00:02:51,105 --> 00:02:53,874 - OH, I WASN'T ALWAYS THE HANDSOME, HEROIC CAPTAIN 50 00:02:53,941 --> 00:02:55,510 YOU SEE TODAY. 51 00:02:55,576 --> 00:03:00,576 IN MY TROUBLED YOUTH I FELL IN WITH A PRETTY TOUGH BIKER GANG. 52 00:03:01,381 --> 00:03:05,519 (DING, DING) 53 00:03:05,585 --> 00:03:06,720 HI. 54 00:03:06,787 --> 00:03:09,255 CAN I BE IN YOUR BIKER GANG? 55 00:03:09,322 --> 00:03:10,490 (POW) 56 00:03:10,557 --> 00:03:14,427 AAHHH! 57 00:03:14,494 --> 00:03:19,100 I'M IN! I'M IN THE GANG! 58 00:03:19,166 --> 00:03:21,902 AND THAT'S ALL I HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THAT. 59 00:03:21,969 --> 00:03:24,305 - YOU DIDN'T GROW UP IN FRANCE. - DETAILS. 60 00:03:24,372 --> 00:03:27,875 THE POINT IS NO ONE UNDERSTANDS THE MIND OF THE ROCKET BIKER 61 00:03:27,942 --> 00:03:29,576 BETTER THAN ME. 62 00:03:29,643 --> 00:03:31,612 - WRONG ON MULTIPLE LEVELS. 63 00:03:31,678 --> 00:03:33,680 BUT, OH, I SUPPOSE IT CAN'T HURT 64 00:03:33,747 --> 00:03:35,415 TO HAVE YOU INVESTIGATE A RALLY OR TWO. 65 00:03:35,482 --> 00:03:39,587 - NOW WE'RE TALKIN'! 66 00:03:39,654 --> 00:03:42,156 NATURALLY, I'LL NEED SOME FUNDS FOR A DISGUISE. 67 00:03:42,223 --> 00:03:45,525 OH, AND I'M GONNA NEED SOME WHEELS. 68 00:03:45,592 --> 00:03:48,592 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 69 00:03:56,103 --> 00:03:59,039 - CAPTAIN, I'M NOT SURE ABOUT THESE DISGUISES. 70 00:03:59,106 --> 00:04:01,642 - THIS IS HOW WE BIKERS DRESS, BROTHER. 71 00:04:01,708 --> 00:04:03,877 WE'RE UNDERCOVER, REMEMBER? 72 00:04:03,944 --> 00:04:06,446 THE NAME'S PATCH SCAR TISSUE. 73 00:04:06,513 --> 00:04:08,115 - OK, BUT WHO AM I? 74 00:04:08,182 --> 00:04:11,252 - YOU'RE THE ROUGHEST HOMBRE EVER TO SADDLE UP AN IRON HORSE. 75 00:04:11,319 --> 00:04:13,620 BUT YOU'VE ALSO HAD A LOT OF HEAD INJURIES, 76 00:04:13,687 --> 00:04:15,589 SO YOU MUMBLE AND DROOL A LOT. 77 00:04:15,656 --> 00:04:19,626 YOUR HANDLE IS MAD BOAR. 78 00:04:19,693 --> 00:04:22,330 THAT'S PLANET DAKOTA. 79 00:04:22,396 --> 00:04:24,131 NOW, THESE BIKERS WILL BE THE MEANEST, 80 00:04:24,198 --> 00:04:26,300 MOST DANGEROUS OUTLAWS WE'VE EVER FACED. 81 00:04:26,367 --> 00:04:28,702 IF WE BLOW OUR COVER, WE'RE GONERS. 82 00:04:28,769 --> 00:04:30,237 AND IT WON'T BE EASY, 83 00:04:30,304 --> 00:04:33,640 BECAUSE THESE PEOPLE CAN SMELL A PIG A MILE AWAY. 84 00:04:33,707 --> 00:04:34,907 - (GASP) 85 00:04:40,614 --> 00:04:41,982 - LOOK, A BABY DEER. 86 00:04:42,049 --> 00:04:44,218 - DON'T BE FOOLED BY THE PICTURESQUE SCENERY. 87 00:04:44,285 --> 00:04:46,720 THIS PLANET IS A WRETCHED HIVE OF SCUM AND VILLAINY. 88 00:04:46,787 --> 00:04:48,155 LOOK AT 'EM, MAD BOAR. 89 00:04:48,222 --> 00:04:51,225 HAVE YOU EVER SEEN SUCH RAW GRIT? 90 00:04:51,292 --> 00:04:54,995 - YEAH, AT THE PROTECTORATE'S LAST ICE CREAM SOCIAL. 91 00:04:55,062 --> 00:04:56,930 - BOY, WE GOTTA DO SOMETHING REALLY OUTRAGEOUS 92 00:04:56,997 --> 00:04:59,666 TO EARN STREET CRED WITH THESE THUGS. 93 00:04:59,733 --> 00:05:00,934 WAIT HERE. 94 00:05:01,001 --> 00:05:06,001 - OK, BUT I'M RUNNING LOW ON DROOL. 95 00:05:06,606 --> 00:05:08,576 - OOOHH-WHEEE! 96 00:05:08,643 --> 00:05:10,777 SORRY TO CUT OFF THE TUNES, FELLOW VAGRANTS, 97 00:05:10,844 --> 00:05:13,047 BUT I'M PATCH SCAR TISSUE, 98 00:05:13,113 --> 00:05:16,583 AND I WANT YOU TO SEE THAT I AIN'T AFRAID OF NOTHIN'. 99 00:05:16,650 --> 00:05:21,555 NOT EVEN PAPER CUTS. 100 00:05:21,621 --> 00:05:22,890 AAH! 101 00:05:22,956 --> 00:05:24,524 (THUD) 102 00:05:24,591 --> 00:05:25,826 - ARE YOU OK, CAPTAIN? 103 00:05:25,893 --> 00:05:29,796 I MEAN, SCAR? UH, PATCHES, SIR? 104 00:05:29,863 --> 00:05:32,333 YOU FAINTED. YOU KNOW YOU HATE BLOOD. 105 00:05:32,400 --> 00:05:35,035 - HATE IT? I LOVE BLOOD. 106 00:05:35,102 --> 00:05:36,704 AS LONG AS I DON'T HAVE TO SEE OR TOUCH IT. 107 00:05:36,771 --> 00:05:40,608 I'M PRACTICALLY A VAMPIRE. AND WHO ARE THESE STIFFS? 108 00:05:40,675 --> 00:05:43,643 SOME CIVILIANS WE'RE HOLDING FOR RANSOM? 109 00:05:43,710 --> 00:05:45,512 - HI, THERE. I'M HARV WHEELY. 110 00:05:45,579 --> 00:05:47,081 - AND I'M EDNA WHEELY. 111 00:05:47,147 --> 00:05:48,482 - WE'RE CO-PRESIDENTS 112 00:05:48,549 --> 00:05:53,549 OF THE WHEELY ROCKET CYCLE APPRECIATION CLUB. 113 00:05:54,589 --> 00:05:56,924 - SO YOU'RE THE LEADERS OF THE PACK, EH? 114 00:05:56,990 --> 00:05:58,759 WELL, WHAT'S OUR NEXT SCORE? 115 00:05:58,825 --> 00:06:00,461 ROLLING AN ARMORED SPACE TRUCK? 116 00:06:00,528 --> 00:06:02,996 - OH, HEAVEN'S NO. HA HA HA HA! 117 00:06:03,063 --> 00:06:05,032 WE ARE GONNA HAVE A TREASURE HUNT, THOUGH. 118 00:06:05,099 --> 00:06:06,567 - SO, WHAT? 119 00:06:06,634 --> 00:06:09,536 WE'RE DIGGIN' UP THE LOOT FROM YOUR LAST BANK HEIST? 120 00:06:09,603 --> 00:06:10,538 - AH HA! NO! 121 00:06:10,605 --> 00:06:12,406 WE'RE GOING TO SPLIT INTO GROUPS 122 00:06:12,473 --> 00:06:16,477 AND COLLECT UNUSUAL OBJECTS FROM NATURE LIKE 4-LEAF CLOVERS 123 00:06:16,544 --> 00:06:18,579 AND EAGLE FEATHERS AND WHATNOT. 124 00:06:18,646 --> 00:06:21,048 - WHAT? WHEN DOES THE CRIME START? 125 00:06:21,115 --> 00:06:22,950 - CRIME? OH, HO HO HO HO HO HO! 126 00:06:23,016 --> 00:06:24,785 NO, THERE'S NO CRIME HERE. 127 00:06:24,851 --> 00:06:27,020 UNLESS HAVING FUN IS A CRIME. 128 00:06:27,087 --> 00:06:28,956 - HA HA HA HA HA HA! - HA HA HA HA HA HA! 129 00:06:29,022 --> 00:06:31,391 - IF IT WAS I'D BE PUBLIC ENEMY NUMBER ONE. 130 00:06:31,458 --> 00:06:32,259 HA HA HA HA HA! 131 00:06:32,326 --> 00:06:34,061 - PUT HIM IN FUN JAIL. 132 00:06:34,128 --> 00:06:36,196 - THROW AWAY THE KEY! HA HA HA...FUN! 133 00:06:36,263 --> 00:06:38,332 SEE YOU AT THE QUILT-OFF. 134 00:06:38,399 --> 00:06:39,701 - CADET, I THINK THESE PEOPLE 135 00:06:39,767 --> 00:06:42,403 MAY ACTUALLY BE LAW-ABIDING CITIZENS. 136 00:06:42,470 --> 00:06:44,638 - YES, BUT THAT'S GOOD, ISN'T IT? 137 00:06:44,705 --> 00:06:45,605 - NO! 138 00:06:45,672 --> 00:06:46,974 IF WE DON'T BUST SOMEBODY, 139 00:06:47,041 --> 00:06:49,443 THE PROTECTORATE WON'T PAY FOR MY HOG! 140 00:06:49,510 --> 00:06:51,979 I GUESS IF THESE PEOPLE WON'T BREAK THE LAW ON THEIR OWN, 141 00:06:52,046 --> 00:06:55,216 WE'LL JUST HAVE TO SHOW THEM HOW TO BREAK IT. 142 00:06:55,282 --> 00:06:57,951 - OR YOU COULD FIND A WAY TO PAY FOR THE SCOOTER YOURSELF. 143 00:06:58,018 --> 00:07:00,721 - NOW YOU'RE JUST BEING UNREASONABLE. 144 00:07:00,787 --> 00:07:03,787 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYING) 145 00:08:03,717 --> 00:08:04,617 (BOOM) 146 00:08:27,007 --> 00:08:28,208 - WHEN I GOT HERE YOU WERE NOTHING 147 00:08:28,275 --> 00:08:30,177 BUT A BUNCH OF DECENT, HARD-WORKING, 148 00:08:30,244 --> 00:08:33,380 UPSTANDING, ROCKET CYCLE ENTHUSIASTS. 149 00:08:33,447 --> 00:08:35,716 NOW YOU'RE THE DEMON DOGS, 150 00:08:35,783 --> 00:08:37,919 A LAWLESS BAND OF HARD RIDIN' BARBARIANS 151 00:08:37,986 --> 00:08:41,455 THAT RESPECT NOTHIN' BUT HAVOC AND DESTRUCTION. 152 00:08:41,522 --> 00:08:43,758 I'VE NEVER BEEN MORE PROUD. 153 00:08:43,825 --> 00:08:47,761 NOW, GET OUT THERE AND RAISE A LITTLE HECK. 154 00:08:47,828 --> 00:08:48,929 - ONE, TWO, 3, 4! 155 00:08:48,996 --> 00:08:51,665 (PLAYING HARD ROCK MUSIC) 156 00:08:51,731 --> 00:08:54,281 (ENGINES REVVING) 157 00:09:05,212 --> 00:09:06,412 - AAHHH! 158 00:09:11,652 --> 00:09:14,055 - PROBABLY NOT MY BEST IDEA, HUH? 159 00:09:14,122 --> 00:09:16,223 - CREATING AND UNLEASHING A GANG OF LAWLESS MARAUDERS 160 00:09:16,290 --> 00:09:17,624 ON THE UNIVERSE? 161 00:09:17,691 --> 00:09:18,826 NO, PROBABLY NOT. 162 00:09:18,893 --> 00:09:23,893 - LOOKED GOOD ON PAPER, THOUGH, HUH? 163 00:09:26,333 --> 00:09:29,803 - AHH, THESE WEEKEND DRIVES MAKE IT ALL WORTHWHILE. 164 00:09:29,870 --> 00:09:31,838 TENSION JUST MELTS AWAY. 165 00:09:31,905 --> 00:09:33,507 THE SOLAR WIND IN MY HAIR. 166 00:09:33,574 --> 00:09:36,777 THE STARS TWINKLING IN THE SKY. 167 00:09:36,844 --> 00:09:41,844 THE DEAFENING ROAR OF COUNTLESS RAMPAGING ROCKET CYCLES? 168 00:09:42,983 --> 00:09:44,818 (SCREAMING) 169 00:09:44,885 --> 00:09:46,186 - THAT'S I.Q. 170 00:09:46,253 --> 00:09:49,356 THEY'RE DESTROYING HIS SPACE CADDIE. 171 00:09:49,423 --> 00:09:51,858 - DEMON DOGS, HEAR ME. 172 00:09:51,925 --> 00:09:53,827 I HAVE A CONFESSION TO... 173 00:09:53,894 --> 00:09:54,995 - LOUDER! - YEAH, LOUDER! 174 00:09:55,062 --> 00:09:57,431 - CAN'T HEAR YOU. - CAN'T HEAR YA! 175 00:09:57,498 --> 00:09:59,133 - SORRY, IS THIS ANY BETTER? 176 00:09:59,199 --> 00:10:00,200 - SPEAK UP! 177 00:10:00,267 --> 00:10:02,936 - YEAH, WE STILL CAN'T HEAR YOU! 178 00:10:03,003 --> 00:10:04,871 - IS THIS BETTER? 179 00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:07,475 - OWW! - TURN IT DOWN! 180 00:10:07,541 --> 00:10:08,809 - GOOD? GOOD...OK. 181 00:10:08,875 --> 00:10:10,745 AS I WAS SAYING, 182 00:10:10,812 --> 00:10:13,781 I HAVE A CONFESSION... A CONFESSION TO MAKE. 183 00:10:13,848 --> 00:10:16,417 I'M NOT THE RUTHLESS, CUTTHROAT, SUAVE, HANDSOME, 184 00:10:16,484 --> 00:10:18,152 BIKER REBEL YOU THINK I AM. 185 00:10:18,218 --> 00:10:20,821 I'M NOT PATCH SCAR TISSUE. 186 00:10:20,887 --> 00:10:21,889 I JUST PRETENDED TO BE 187 00:10:21,956 --> 00:10:23,957 SO I COULD GET A FREE ROCKET SCOOTER. 188 00:10:24,024 --> 00:10:26,327 I DON'T EVEN NEED AN EYE PATCH. 189 00:10:26,393 --> 00:10:29,831 SEE? I'M A CAPTAIN IN THE GALACTIC PROTECTORATE. 190 00:10:29,897 --> 00:10:32,433 SO, WHAT DO YOU SAY WE ALL GO HOME 191 00:10:32,500 --> 00:10:35,235 AND FORGET ANY OF THIS EVER HAPPENED? 192 00:10:35,302 --> 00:10:38,138 - OK? GREAT. - PIG. 193 00:10:38,205 --> 00:10:42,542 (ALL CHANTING "PIG") 194 00:10:42,609 --> 00:10:43,778 - STOP! 195 00:10:43,845 --> 00:10:46,913 ANY OF YOU THINK YOU CAN KNOCK OLD MAD BOAR DOWN, 196 00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:50,518 TAKE ONE STEP FORWARD. 197 00:10:50,584 --> 00:10:52,187 THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT. 198 00:10:52,253 --> 00:10:57,191 NOW, TURN THOSE HOGS AROUND AND HEAD BACK TO PLANET DAKOTA. 199 00:10:57,257 --> 00:10:59,860 MAD BOAR'S BUYING ICE CREAM FOR EVERYBODY. 200 00:10:59,926 --> 00:11:00,927 - ICE CREAM! 201 00:11:00,994 --> 00:11:04,431 (ALL CHEERING) 202 00:11:04,498 --> 00:11:06,034 - LET'S GO, DODGERS. 203 00:11:06,100 --> 00:11:08,803 - YOU WANT ME TO RIDE WITH YOU IN THE SPACE CADDIE? 204 00:11:08,870 --> 00:11:11,238 - NO, YOU'RE GOING TO PUSH MY BABY 205 00:11:11,305 --> 00:11:13,741 ALL THE WAY BACK TO THE BODY SHOP. 206 00:11:13,808 --> 00:11:16,276 - BUT, BUT, BUT, BUT, WHAT ABOUT MY HOG? 207 00:11:16,343 --> 00:11:19,547 - OH, THAT'S NOT YOUR HOG ANYMORE. 208 00:11:19,613 --> 00:11:23,663 IT BELONGS TO MAD BOAR NOW. 209 00:11:26,353 --> 00:11:29,990 - (GRUNTING) 210 00:11:30,057 --> 00:11:33,227 (PANTING) 211 00:11:33,293 --> 00:11:34,728 AAHHH!