1 00:00:04,138 --> 00:00:06,140 - PREVIOUSLY ON "DUCK DODGERS": 2 00:00:06,207 --> 00:00:08,008 LEADERS FROM EARTH AND MARS ARE GATHERED 3 00:00:08,076 --> 00:00:09,777 TO SIGN THIS HISTORIC PEACE TREATY. 4 00:00:09,843 --> 00:00:10,978 - BUT IF THERE'S PEACE... 5 00:00:11,045 --> 00:00:12,680 I COULD LOSE MY JOB! 6 00:00:15,116 --> 00:00:16,617 - OF COURSE, YOU KNOW... 7 00:00:16,684 --> 00:00:17,718 THIS MEANS WAR! 8 00:00:17,785 --> 00:00:20,821 - I SABOTAGED THE PENS! - I'LL TAKE THE BLAME. 9 00:00:20,888 --> 00:00:24,992 - YOU ARE HEREBY SENTENCED TO THE WONTONAGUANAMO BAY 10 00:00:25,059 --> 00:00:26,026 PENAL COLONY! 11 00:00:26,094 --> 00:00:28,496 - WE'LL NEGOTIATE ONLY WITH HIM. 12 00:00:28,562 --> 00:00:31,599 - YOU'VE BEEN PROMOTED TO THE RANK OF REAR ADMIRAL! 13 00:00:31,665 --> 00:00:35,569 - YOU AND I WILL SIGN THE PEACE TREATY BETWEEN OUR WORLDS. 14 00:00:35,636 --> 00:00:38,339 - THESE ARE THE CODES TO THE EARTH SATELLITE DEFENSE SYSTEM. 15 00:00:38,406 --> 00:00:39,873 SHARE THESE WITH THE MARTIANS 16 00:00:39,940 --> 00:00:42,276 ONLY AFTER THE TREATY IS SIGNED. 17 00:00:42,343 --> 00:00:43,744 - WHAT HAVE WE HERE? 18 00:00:43,811 --> 00:00:46,347 - THE EARTHLING DUCK WILL UNWITTINGLY SURRENDER 19 00:00:46,414 --> 00:00:48,949 HIS PLANET TO MY RULE. 20 00:00:49,016 --> 00:00:51,419 - Z-9 IS A TRAITOR! 21 00:00:51,485 --> 00:00:53,487 - NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY, JOHNSON! 22 00:00:53,554 --> 00:00:58,025 - I HAVE TO SAVE MY BESTEST PAL IN THE WHOLE GALAXY...CADET. 23 00:00:58,092 --> 00:01:02,196 - YOUR MAJESTY! YOU'RE IN GRAVE DANGER! 24 00:01:02,263 --> 00:01:04,298 - ATOMIZE HIM. 25 00:01:11,872 --> 00:01:15,409 - YAAAAAHHH! 26 00:01:19,747 --> 00:01:25,419 * FROZEN IN A TIME AND SPACE DIVIDE * 27 00:01:28,222 --> 00:01:34,328 * BUT HOW WOULD THE UNIVERSE SURVIVE? * 28 00:01:35,929 --> 00:01:42,236 * DUCK DODGERS OF THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY * 29 00:01:45,706 --> 00:01:50,678 * PROTECTING THE POWERLESS AND THE WEAK * 30 00:01:52,680 --> 00:01:58,852 * DUCK DODGERS, HE'S FIGHTING TYRANNY * 31 00:02:01,422 --> 00:02:07,528 * IN THE 24th AND 1/2 CENTURY... * 32 00:02:34,355 --> 00:02:37,291 - CAPTAIN'S LOG, FINAL ENTRY: 33 00:02:37,358 --> 00:02:39,660 AAAHH! HELP! 34 00:02:40,961 --> 00:02:43,397 NOW, IF CADET WASN'T IN THE JUG, 35 00:02:43,464 --> 00:02:46,334 HE'D COME UP WITH SOME CLEVER PLAN... 36 00:02:46,400 --> 00:02:49,237 LIKE DESTROYING THAT CRUSHER! 37 00:02:59,179 --> 00:03:00,581 (PING) 38 00:03:30,311 --> 00:03:33,481 - COMMANDER X-2 HAS LEARNED OF MY PLAN 39 00:03:33,547 --> 00:03:36,317 TO CONQUER BOTH MARS AND EARTH. 40 00:03:36,384 --> 00:03:38,886 HE MUST BE SILENCED. 41 00:03:38,952 --> 00:03:40,988 - BY YOUR COMMAND. 42 00:03:43,156 --> 00:03:44,692 (PANTING) 43 00:03:44,758 --> 00:03:46,126 - AAH! 44 00:03:46,193 --> 00:03:47,728 AAH! 45 00:03:47,795 --> 00:03:49,963 (EVIL LAUGHTER) 46 00:04:03,977 --> 00:04:06,580 - DESTROY THE PURSUERS! 47 00:04:06,647 --> 00:04:11,251 - AT EASE, CENTURIONS. I'LL TAKE OVER MYSELF. 48 00:04:13,354 --> 00:04:16,690 HAAH! HYAH! HYAAAH! 49 00:04:18,326 --> 00:04:22,430 - YOU DIDN'T THINK IT WAS GOING TO BE THAT EASY, DID YOU? 50 00:04:22,496 --> 00:04:25,032 - YOU KNOW, FOR A SECOND THERE, 51 00:04:25,098 --> 00:04:26,434 YES, I DID! 52 00:04:26,500 --> 00:04:29,036 HAH! HYAH! UNH! 53 00:04:39,547 --> 00:04:40,814 (NERVOUS LAUGHTER) 54 00:04:45,285 --> 00:04:46,954 - WHOA! 55 00:04:49,222 --> 00:04:51,892 (EVIL LAUGHTER) 56 00:04:53,160 --> 00:04:54,495 - GRRRR! 57 00:04:56,897 --> 00:04:57,898 - DODGERS! 58 00:04:57,965 --> 00:05:00,501 YOU SAVED ME FROM THE JAWS OF DEATH? 59 00:05:00,568 --> 00:05:02,703 - DON'T GET ALL MUSHY, MATILDA. 60 00:05:02,770 --> 00:05:05,272 I NEED YOUR HELP TO RESCUE MY PORKER PAL 61 00:05:05,339 --> 00:05:06,940 FROM WONTONAGUANAMO BAY. 62 00:05:07,007 --> 00:05:09,710 - YOU MIGHT WANT TO SPRING STAR JOHNSON AS WELL. 63 00:05:09,777 --> 00:05:11,712 - HOW'D GLORY BOY END UP IN THE CLINK? 64 00:05:11,779 --> 00:05:13,246 - I'LL EXPLAIN ON THE WAY. 65 00:05:13,313 --> 00:05:16,417 THE FATE OF THE GALAXY DEPENDS ON US! 66 00:05:23,591 --> 00:05:25,859 - THIS IS TREASON, Z-9! 67 00:05:25,926 --> 00:05:29,963 - ONLY UNTIL THE NEW RULING ORDER TAKES OVER... 68 00:05:30,030 --> 00:05:31,331 AND THAT'S ME. 69 00:05:31,399 --> 00:05:32,866 - COMMANDER X-2 WILL STOP YOU. 70 00:05:32,933 --> 00:05:36,704 - IF I KNOW THAT LITTLE RUNT, HE'LL PERISH FOOLISHLY 71 00:05:36,770 --> 00:05:41,274 TRYING TO RESCUE THE WOMAN HE LOVES... 72 00:05:41,341 --> 00:05:43,076 YOU. 73 00:05:45,212 --> 00:05:48,449 - WHY AM I ALWAYS THE LAST TO KNOW THESE THINGS? 74 00:06:18,278 --> 00:06:19,647 (SLAM) 75 00:06:19,713 --> 00:06:21,715 - WHAT WAS THE PASSWORD TO GET IN? 76 00:06:21,782 --> 00:06:23,817 - "DODGERS IS A JERK." 77 00:06:23,884 --> 00:06:27,855 - MY FAME IS KNOWN EVEN HERE. 78 00:06:27,921 --> 00:06:30,824 (WATER GURGLING) 79 00:06:30,891 --> 00:06:34,394 - SOUNDS LIKE MY COLON AFTER A CHILI FIZZ. 80 00:06:39,833 --> 00:06:40,668 OOF! 81 00:06:40,734 --> 00:06:43,036 HEY! SOMEONE HIT THE LIGHTS! 82 00:06:44,672 --> 00:06:49,409 OK...WHEN I TURN THE LIGHTS BACK ON, HE'LL BE GONE. 83 00:06:51,211 --> 00:06:52,345 AAAHH! 84 00:06:52,412 --> 00:06:54,114 (SLAPPING AND PUNCHING) 85 00:06:55,348 --> 00:06:57,017 - OHH! 86 00:07:01,722 --> 00:07:03,791 - WELL, UH, LOOKY HERE. 87 00:07:03,857 --> 00:07:07,127 IT'S AN ERRAND BOY SENT BY THE G-GROCERY CLERKS 88 00:07:07,194 --> 00:07:09,463 TO C-COLLECT THE PIG. 89 00:07:09,530 --> 00:07:12,800 - CADET?! 90 00:07:12,866 --> 00:07:13,901 CADET! 91 00:07:13,967 --> 00:07:16,637 I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE ALL RIGHT! 92 00:07:16,704 --> 00:07:18,271 I MEAN, BESIDES THE FACT THAT YOU SEEM 93 00:07:18,338 --> 00:07:19,573 TOTALLY OUT OF YOUR MIND. 94 00:07:19,640 --> 00:07:22,009 - EH, R-REMOVE THIS DUCK FROM MY HEAD, 95 00:07:22,075 --> 00:07:23,477 AND MY SIGHT. 96 00:07:25,846 --> 00:07:27,380 - DODGERS, YOU'RE TOO LATE. 97 00:07:27,447 --> 00:07:31,418 THE CADET HAS SNAPPED. HE THINKS HE RUNS THIS COLONY! 98 00:07:31,485 --> 00:07:36,590 - YOU'RE NOT SOUNDING TOO TIGHTLY WRAPPED YOURSELF, S.J. 99 00:07:42,262 --> 00:07:44,998 NOW HEAR THIS, SPACE CADET! 100 00:07:45,065 --> 00:07:49,970 ROCKET LEAVING FOR PLANET SANITY, BOARDING NOW! 101 00:07:50,037 --> 00:07:53,240 - I'M N-NOT TAKING ANY MORE ORDERS FROM Y-YOU! 102 00:07:53,306 --> 00:07:57,110 - IS THAT ANY WAY TO SPEAK TO YOUR BEST PAL IN THE UNIVERSE? 103 00:07:57,177 --> 00:07:59,613 A UNIVERSE IN TROUBLE, I MIGHT ADD. 104 00:07:59,680 --> 00:08:01,815 - P-P-PAL? HA! 105 00:08:01,882 --> 00:08:03,416 I EVEN TOOK THE FALL FOR YOU, 106 00:08:03,483 --> 00:08:07,154 AND YOU SAID NOTH...NOTH... BUPKIS. 107 00:08:07,220 --> 00:08:10,624 G-GENTLEMEN, SEE THAT SOMETHING UNCOMFORTABLE HAPPENS 108 00:08:10,691 --> 00:08:12,593 TO T-THIS DUCK. 109 00:08:12,660 --> 00:08:15,495 - (GROWLING) 110 00:08:15,563 --> 00:08:17,430 - LOOK, I SCREWED UP, OK? 111 00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:22,135 I WRECKED THE PEACE TREATY... AND OUR FRIENDSHIP. 112 00:08:22,202 --> 00:08:25,005 I'M...I'M SORRY, REALLY. 113 00:08:25,072 --> 00:08:26,840 I JUST HOPE YOU CAN FIND IT IN YOUR HEART... 114 00:08:26,907 --> 00:08:30,578 HEY! I'M TRYING TO HAVE A SINCERE MOMENT HERE! 115 00:08:33,914 --> 00:08:35,382 SO, DO YOU FORGIVE ME? 116 00:08:35,448 --> 00:08:37,017 - N-NEVER. 117 00:08:37,084 --> 00:08:39,953 BUT YOU SAID SOMETHING ABOUT THE UNIVERSE BEING IN TROUBLE, 118 00:08:40,020 --> 00:08:42,890 AND I AM A L-LOYAL PROTECTORATE CADET. 119 00:08:42,956 --> 00:08:44,257 - OH, YES! 120 00:08:44,324 --> 00:08:47,561 AND THE DAY CAN ONLY BE SAVED BY THE COMBINED TEAMWORK 121 00:08:47,628 --> 00:08:50,497 OF DUCK DODGERS AND HIS EAGER YOUNG... 122 00:08:50,564 --> 00:08:51,665 - DON'T TOUCH ME. 123 00:08:51,732 --> 00:08:54,067 - LET'S GET OUT OF HERE! 124 00:09:10,751 --> 00:09:12,720 WHAT'S THIS? 125 00:09:13,954 --> 00:09:15,155 - MITTS OFF, MARTIAN! 126 00:09:15,222 --> 00:09:17,658 THOSE ARE TOP-SECRET DEFENSE CODES 127 00:09:17,725 --> 00:09:21,561 FOR MY EYES ONLY! 128 00:09:21,629 --> 00:09:25,332 - WELL, THAT WOULD CERTAINLY KEEP HOSTILE INVADERS AWAY. 129 00:09:25,398 --> 00:09:27,801 - THOUGHT I DROPPED THOSE OFF AT THE CLEANERS. 130 00:09:27,868 --> 00:09:29,937 THESE ARE THE TOP-SECRET DEFENSE CODES 131 00:09:30,003 --> 00:09:32,072 THAT SHALL NEVER LEAVE MY SIGHT. 132 00:09:32,139 --> 00:09:33,540 - I'LL TAKE THOSE. 133 00:09:33,607 --> 00:09:35,042 Y-YOU'LL JUST LOSE THEM. 134 00:09:35,108 --> 00:09:38,211 - STILL WORKING OUT THOSE TRUST ISSUES, HUH? 135 00:09:38,278 --> 00:09:39,546 TAKE YOUR TIME. 136 00:09:39,613 --> 00:09:41,815 - WE'RE WITHIN RANGE OF THE PALACE. 137 00:09:41,882 --> 00:09:44,317 EVERYONE FOLLOW MY LEAD. 138 00:09:49,890 --> 00:09:52,259 PRISONER DELIVERY. 139 00:09:52,325 --> 00:09:56,196 - INTERLOPERS! 140 00:09:56,263 --> 00:09:57,898 - THAT ALMOST WORKED! 141 00:10:00,567 --> 00:10:03,603 - IT GOT US INSIDE, DIDN'T IT? 142 00:10:06,173 --> 00:10:09,276 - I'LL TRY TO HACK INTO Z-9'S BATTLE PLANS. 143 00:10:09,342 --> 00:10:15,015 - I'LL FIND THE QUEEN. - I'LL GUARD THE CODES. 144 00:10:15,082 --> 00:10:19,552 - PERHAPS I SHOULD JUST STAY HERE AND HOLD DOWN THE FORT. 145 00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:24,091 OF COURSE, I'M WILLING TO DISCUSS TERMS OF SURRENDER. 146 00:10:24,157 --> 00:10:25,325 HEH HEH! 147 00:10:39,940 --> 00:10:41,441 - WHERE ARE WE GOING, GUYS? 148 00:10:41,508 --> 00:10:45,012 YOU NEED A FIFTH PLAYER FOR YOUR BASKETBALL TEAM? NO PROB! 149 00:10:45,078 --> 00:10:48,281 I'M PRETTY GOOD AT THE "FOWL" LINE...GET IT? 150 00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:51,418 DUCK? "FOWL" LINE? 151 00:10:51,484 --> 00:10:52,953 I GUESS MY NUMBER'S UP. 152 00:10:53,020 --> 00:10:57,457 I JUST WISH I'D SPENT MORE TIME DOING WHAT I LOVE... 153 00:10:57,524 --> 00:10:59,126 POPPING BUBBLE WRAP! 154 00:11:02,863 --> 00:11:05,733 - (CHEERING) 155 00:11:05,799 --> 00:11:07,901 - AH! ADMIRAL DODGERS! 156 00:11:07,968 --> 00:11:10,037 RIGHT ON TIME. - FOR WHAT? 157 00:11:10,103 --> 00:11:15,575 - THE SIGNING OF THE PEACE TREATY, OF COURSE. 158 00:11:15,642 --> 00:11:17,677 - OHH, THE SIGNING! 159 00:11:17,745 --> 00:11:19,546 PUNCTUALITY IS MY MIDDLE NAME. 160 00:11:19,612 --> 00:11:20,914 - YOU DON'T SAY. 161 00:11:20,981 --> 00:11:23,616 - ACTUALLY, IT'S "EDGAR DUMAS ALOYSIUS," 162 00:11:23,683 --> 00:11:24,785 BUT WHY QUIBBLE? 163 00:11:24,852 --> 00:11:26,854 - LET'S PROCEED, ADMIRAL. 164 00:11:26,920 --> 00:11:28,822 - UH, SHOULDN'T WE WAIT FOR THE QUEEN? 165 00:11:28,889 --> 00:11:31,691 - I'M AFRAID SHE'S...TIED UP 166 00:11:31,759 --> 00:11:33,393 WITH OTHER MATTERS. 167 00:11:59,119 --> 00:12:04,091 NOW, DID YOU BRING THE EARTH'S DEFENSE CODES, AS REQUESTED? 168 00:12:04,157 --> 00:12:08,762 - OOPS! THEY'RE IN MY BRIEFCASE, BACK ON THE SHIP. 169 00:12:08,829 --> 00:12:10,864 I'LL JUST RUN OUT THERE AND GRAB IT. 170 00:12:10,931 --> 00:12:14,935 BE BACK NO LATER THAN NEXT BASTILLE DAY! 171 00:12:15,002 --> 00:12:17,971 - Y-YOU FORGOT YOUR SECRET DEFENSE CODES, SIR. 172 00:12:18,038 --> 00:12:21,775 - AS ALWAYS, CADET, YOUR TIMING IS... 173 00:12:21,842 --> 00:12:23,043 IMPECCABLE. 174 00:12:23,110 --> 00:12:25,946 - I THOUGHT YOUR CADET WAS IN PRISON. 175 00:12:26,013 --> 00:12:27,815 - YEAH, WELL, UM... 176 00:12:27,881 --> 00:12:29,649 THIS IS HIS CLONE! 177 00:12:29,716 --> 00:12:31,885 - AH, THE DEFENSE CODES! 178 00:12:31,952 --> 00:12:33,320 - UH UH UH, Z-MAN! 179 00:12:33,386 --> 00:12:36,523 NO PEEKSIES UNTIL WE GO OVER THE TREATY! 180 00:12:36,589 --> 00:12:38,458 - VERY WELL. 181 00:12:38,525 --> 00:12:40,527 - "IT IS AGREED THAT MARS AND EARTH AGREE 182 00:12:40,593 --> 00:12:42,762 THAT THIS AGREEMENT IS THE ENTIRE AGREEMENT 183 00:12:42,830 --> 00:12:44,397 TO WHICH BOTH PLANETS AGREE, 184 00:12:44,464 --> 00:12:47,567 EXCLUDING PREVIOUS AGREEMENTS WHICH MAY AGREE OR DISAGREE 185 00:12:47,634 --> 00:12:48,969 WITH THIS AGREEMENT." 186 00:12:49,036 --> 00:12:50,871 - I AGREE. AND YOU? 187 00:12:50,938 --> 00:12:52,906 - I DON'T KNOW. I WASN'T LISTENING. 188 00:12:52,973 --> 00:12:55,275 - LET'S MOVE ON. 189 00:12:58,879 --> 00:13:00,780 - AHEM. 190 00:13:00,848 --> 00:13:02,215 AHEM! 191 00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:05,118 - "MARS SHALL OWN ALL RIGHTS TO THIS TREATY, 192 00:13:05,185 --> 00:13:06,854 "IN ALL MEDIA THROUGHOUT THE UNIVERSE, 193 00:13:06,920 --> 00:13:08,321 FROM NOW UNTIL THE END OF TIME. 194 00:13:08,388 --> 00:13:09,890 "EARTH SHALL RETAIN NO RIGHTS AND SHALL RECEIVE 195 00:13:09,957 --> 00:13:11,925 NO BENEFITS OF ANY KIND, EVER." 196 00:13:11,992 --> 00:13:14,061 - IT'S ALL GOOD. 197 00:13:14,127 --> 00:13:16,729 - EH, YOU DIDN'T LISTEN TO A WORD OF THAT. 198 00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:19,399 - SHH. HAGGLING. - IDIOT. 199 00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:22,002 - "AND FINALLY, IN THE EVENT OF WAR, 200 00:13:22,069 --> 00:13:24,404 "THIS AGREEMENT SHALL BECOME NULL AND VOID, 201 00:13:24,471 --> 00:13:29,476 AND EARTH WILL SURRENDER TO MARS AND BECOME ITS SLAVE." 202 00:13:29,542 --> 00:13:31,378 - MWAAH! DEAL. 203 00:13:37,217 --> 00:13:40,353 - THE QUEEN IS STILL IN THE TOWER. KEEP STALLING. 204 00:13:40,420 --> 00:13:42,489 - LET'S SIGN, SHALL WE? 205 00:13:42,555 --> 00:13:43,924 - LET'S. 206 00:13:43,991 --> 00:13:46,226 - STOP! THEY HAVEN'T FREED THE QUEEN YET. 207 00:13:46,293 --> 00:13:49,329 - YEAH, LET'S GIVE IT ONE LAST REVIEW, 208 00:13:49,396 --> 00:13:52,399 MAKE SURE WE DOTTED ALL THE Is AND CROSSED ALL THE Ts. 209 00:13:52,465 --> 00:13:55,402 YOU KNOW, WE SHOULD ALSO WATCH OUR Ps AND Qs. 210 00:13:55,468 --> 00:13:56,870 - GRRR! 211 00:13:58,471 --> 00:14:00,373 - YOO-HOO! 212 00:14:02,876 --> 00:14:05,478 OH, CENTURIONS! 213 00:14:10,918 --> 00:14:13,453 (CRASHING) 214 00:14:20,627 --> 00:14:22,095 (STRAINING) 215 00:14:22,162 --> 00:14:26,233 - OH, COMMANDER! YOU'RE WONDERFUL! 216 00:14:26,299 --> 00:14:28,135 (KISS) 217 00:14:29,602 --> 00:14:31,404 - (GOOFY LAUGH) 218 00:14:32,839 --> 00:14:34,341 - THERE'S ONE...AND ANOTHER! 219 00:14:34,407 --> 00:14:37,610 BOY, OH BOY, WHO'D HAVE THUNK WATCHING YOUR Ps AND Qs 220 00:14:37,677 --> 00:14:39,179 COULD BE THIS MUCH FUN? 221 00:14:39,246 --> 00:14:43,550 MAYBE WE SHOULD READ IT THROUGH ONE LAST TIME. 222 00:14:45,018 --> 00:14:48,188 VERY WELL, ROBESPIERRE. SIGN, I SHALL. 223 00:14:48,255 --> 00:14:51,558 NOW, HOW DO YOU SPELL "DODGERS"? 224 00:14:51,624 --> 00:14:53,626 - D... 225 00:14:53,693 --> 00:14:55,528 - D... 226 00:14:57,397 --> 00:14:59,499 - HE HAS THE ENTIRE MARTIAN FLEET ON RED ALERT! 227 00:14:59,566 --> 00:15:02,669 HE'S PLANNING TO ATTACK THE EARTH TONIGHT. 228 00:15:03,870 --> 00:15:07,040 - E...R...S! 229 00:15:07,107 --> 00:15:09,676 - FINE, FINE. MARS AND EARTH, FRIENDS AT LAST. 230 00:15:09,742 --> 00:15:11,144 NOW GIVE ME THE CODES! 231 00:15:11,211 --> 00:15:13,313 - WHAT DO YOU MEAN? - LOOK WHAT YOU JUST SIGNED: 232 00:15:13,380 --> 00:15:16,349 IT SAYS "THE REPRESENTATIVE OF EARTH (THAT'S YOU, DODGERS) 233 00:15:16,416 --> 00:15:18,285 SHALL IMMEDIATELY HAND OVER THE CONTENTS OF THE CASE 234 00:15:18,351 --> 00:15:23,490 TO THE REPRESENTATIVE FROM MARS"...AND THAT'S ME! 235 00:15:23,556 --> 00:15:26,693 ATTENTION, ALL MARTIAN AIR FORCES. 236 00:15:26,759 --> 00:15:28,195 BEGIN LAUNCH NOW! 237 00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:32,599 OPERATION "CRUSH EARTH" IS UNDERWAY! 238 00:15:32,665 --> 00:15:34,801 - I DON'T THINK SO, GENERAL! 239 00:15:34,867 --> 00:15:38,138 YOU'RE UNDER ARREST FOR TREASON. 240 00:15:38,205 --> 00:15:41,474 - UNH! - HEY! 241 00:15:41,541 --> 00:15:44,044 - NOW, IF YOU TRULY CARE FOR YOUR QUEEN, 242 00:15:44,111 --> 00:15:46,113 I SUGGEST YOU STEP BACK. 243 00:15:46,179 --> 00:15:49,682 AFTER ALL, I HAVE A PLANET TO CONQUER. 244 00:15:49,749 --> 00:15:51,251 CIAO. 245 00:15:51,318 --> 00:15:54,254 - I GOTTA GET ME SOME OF THEM TRAPDOORS. 246 00:16:01,261 --> 00:16:04,197 - UNHAND ME, YOU BEAST! 247 00:16:04,264 --> 00:16:05,965 - EH, THEY'RE TAKING OUR SHIP! 248 00:16:06,033 --> 00:16:08,468 - AND KIDNAPPING MY QUEEN! 249 00:16:12,205 --> 00:16:14,507 - SENSORS INDICATE EARTH'S SATELLITE SYSTEM 250 00:16:14,574 --> 00:16:15,742 IS ACTIVE, GENERAL. 251 00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:17,210 - NOT FOR LONG. 252 00:16:17,277 --> 00:16:20,447 PREPARE TO ENTER THE SHUTDOWN CODES, COUNSELOR. 253 00:16:21,048 --> 00:16:22,515 WHAT?! 254 00:16:24,084 --> 00:16:26,486 DODGERS! 255 00:16:28,721 --> 00:16:31,358 - EARTH'S SATELLITE DEFENSE IS ON FULL ALERT. 256 00:16:31,424 --> 00:16:33,693 - NICE WORK, CADET! NOW, LET'S HOPE 257 00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:38,365 I CAN GET MY DIRTY LAUNDRY BACK FROM THAT THIEVING SCALAWAG! 258 00:16:42,602 --> 00:16:46,039 - SHALL WE CALL OFF THE ATTACK, GENERAL? 259 00:16:46,106 --> 00:16:48,408 - MAINTAIN COURSE, COUNSELOR DISH. 260 00:16:48,475 --> 00:16:51,111 - BUT NO MARTIAN SHIP WILL MAKE IT THROUGH THE SHIELDS. 261 00:16:51,178 --> 00:16:52,979 WE'LL BE VAPORIZED! 262 00:16:53,046 --> 00:16:56,049 - WE'RE NOT IN A MARTIAN SHIP... 263 00:16:56,116 --> 00:16:58,085 - WE ARE! 264 00:17:01,588 --> 00:17:03,490 PULL UP! PULL UP! 265 00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:11,864 - HE'S GOING TO ATTACK EARTH... IN YOUR SHIP, DODGERS! 266 00:17:11,931 --> 00:17:13,366 - NOT IF I CAN HELP IT! 267 00:17:13,433 --> 00:17:16,536 TAKE US WITHIN EVAPORATOR RANGE! 268 00:17:24,277 --> 00:17:25,978 - TARGET THOSE SATELLITES 269 00:17:26,045 --> 00:17:28,115 AND FIRE REAR LASERS! 270 00:17:35,822 --> 00:17:39,726 THE SHIELD IS GONE. BEGIN THE ATTACK! 271 00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:08,421 - GENERAL! ONE OF OUR SHIPS HAS GONE ROGUE. 272 00:18:08,488 --> 00:18:10,223 IT'S ATTACKING THE OTHERS. 273 00:18:10,290 --> 00:18:12,125 - DODGERS! - NO... 274 00:18:12,192 --> 00:18:14,994 STAR JOHNSON, AT YOUR SERVICE. 275 00:18:15,061 --> 00:18:17,930 - YOU? BUT WHERE'S...? 276 00:18:17,997 --> 00:18:19,599 - MISS ME, SWEETUMS? 277 00:18:19,666 --> 00:18:21,534 I'M FLATTERED. 278 00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:23,336 - BREAKING OFF TO PURSUE STRAGGLERS. 279 00:18:23,403 --> 00:18:25,104 - CARRY ON, CAPTAIN! 280 00:18:25,172 --> 00:18:26,439 AAAHH! 281 00:18:26,506 --> 00:18:27,940 - HELP! 282 00:18:28,007 --> 00:18:29,476 (CHOKING) 283 00:18:29,542 --> 00:18:33,513 WHAT DOES DODGERS DO IN THAT BATHROOM? 284 00:18:33,580 --> 00:18:34,481 OHHH! 285 00:18:34,547 --> 00:18:37,049 NEED MOUTH-TO-MOUTH RESUSCITATION. 286 00:18:37,116 --> 00:18:39,519 - YES, YOUR HIGHNESS! 287 00:18:47,727 --> 00:18:49,962 - DODGERS, I LOATHE YOU! 288 00:18:50,029 --> 00:18:52,299 - YOU LOVE ME?! YUCK! 289 00:18:52,365 --> 00:18:54,367 WHAT IS IT WITH YOU MARTIANS? 290 00:18:54,434 --> 00:18:56,736 - I SAID "LOATHE." - YOU DID NOT. 291 00:18:56,803 --> 00:18:59,306 - I DID! - DID NOT! 292 00:18:59,372 --> 00:19:01,841 - DID, TOO! - NO WAY! 293 00:19:01,908 --> 00:19:03,343 - YES WAY! 294 00:19:03,410 --> 00:19:04,577 - YOU LIE! - YOU LIE! 295 00:19:04,644 --> 00:19:06,779 - DO NOT! - DO, TOO! 296 00:19:11,684 --> 00:19:14,487 - GENERAL! PROTECTORATE HEADQUARTERS DEAD AHEAD! 297 00:19:14,554 --> 00:19:17,324 - EXCELLENT! READY LASERS! 298 00:19:17,390 --> 00:19:20,927 - HYAAH! NOT GONNA HAPPEN, ROBO-TRAMP. 299 00:19:22,395 --> 00:19:25,265 - UNH! - YAAH! 300 00:19:31,771 --> 00:19:35,875 - I THINK I'LL MAKE A SPECIAL ADDITION TO MY VICTORY BANQUET: 301 00:19:35,942 --> 00:19:37,377 ONE DUCK, 302 00:19:37,444 --> 00:19:39,246 EXTRA CRISPY. 303 00:19:39,312 --> 00:19:41,648 - HEADS UP! - HUH? 304 00:19:44,183 --> 00:19:46,653 AAAHH! 305 00:19:51,558 --> 00:19:52,725 - WHOA! 306 00:19:52,792 --> 00:19:53,793 - WE'RE OUT OF CONTROL! 307 00:19:53,860 --> 00:19:55,662 - GET THE QUEEN TO THE EVAPORATORS! 308 00:19:55,728 --> 00:19:58,398 YOU CAN STILL BEAM YOURSELVES TO SAFETY. 309 00:19:58,465 --> 00:19:59,666 - WHAT WILL YOU DO? 310 00:19:59,732 --> 00:20:03,236 - THIS WHOLE MESS IS MY FAULT. 311 00:20:03,303 --> 00:20:05,572 HERE'S WHERE I PUT THINGS RIGHT. 312 00:20:05,638 --> 00:20:07,307 - Y-YOU'LL NEVER MAKE IT! 313 00:20:07,374 --> 00:20:09,942 - THEN THIS TIME, I TAKE THE FALL. 314 00:20:10,009 --> 00:20:11,378 GO, CADET! 315 00:20:11,444 --> 00:20:13,813 - HURRY, YOUR HIGHNESS! - SO, WHAT'S THIS I HEAR? 316 00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:15,415 YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH ME? 317 00:20:15,482 --> 00:20:17,817 - YEAH, WELL, YOU KNOW... HEH HEH! 318 00:20:24,691 --> 00:20:28,060 - I'LL RAISE THIS CRATE, OR DIE TRYING! 319 00:20:28,127 --> 00:20:29,562 - NO...WE WILL. 320 00:20:29,629 --> 00:20:31,931 - I GAVE YOU AN ORDER, MISTER. 321 00:20:31,998 --> 00:20:33,600 - CHEERFULLY DISOBEYED, CAPTAIN. 322 00:20:33,666 --> 00:20:35,835 - THANKS, BUDDY. GOOD TO HAVE YOU BACK. 323 00:20:35,902 --> 00:20:39,105 - HA HA! I...I WOULDN'T BE ANYPLACE ELSE, SIR. 324 00:20:39,171 --> 00:20:42,309 (BOTH STRAINING) 325 00:20:42,375 --> 00:20:44,644 - UNH! - UNH! 326 00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:48,848 (CLANK) 327 00:20:57,790 --> 00:20:59,526 - AND NOW FOR THE GALAXY NEWS ROUNDUP: 328 00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:01,761 THE QUEEN OF MARS HAS REGAINED HER THRONE, 329 00:21:01,828 --> 00:21:04,431 THANKS TO THE EFFORTS OF HER NEWEST MAIN SQUEEZE, 330 00:21:04,497 --> 00:21:06,165 COMMANDER X-2. 331 00:21:06,232 --> 00:21:07,166 (KISS) 332 00:21:07,233 --> 00:21:09,001 - (GOOFY LAUGH) 333 00:21:09,068 --> 00:21:11,671 - EARTH AND MARS HAVE AGREED TO A CEASE-FIRE, 334 00:21:11,738 --> 00:21:15,775 AT LEAST UNTIL SOMETHING ELSE GOES HORRIBLY WRONG... 335 00:21:15,842 --> 00:21:17,644 WHICH SHOULD HAPPEN IN A DAY OR TWO. 336 00:21:17,710 --> 00:21:19,946 - AT HIS TRIAL FOR TREASON TODAY, 337 00:21:20,012 --> 00:21:22,315 MARTIAN GENERAL Z-9 WAS FOUND... 338 00:21:22,382 --> 00:21:23,716 - GUILTY! - GUILTY! 339 00:21:23,783 --> 00:21:28,988 - AND WILL SPEND THE NEXT 200 YEARS BEHIND BARS. 340 00:21:29,055 --> 00:21:33,526 - TIME TO PLAY TOY SOLDIERS! HOO HOO HOO! 341 00:21:33,593 --> 00:21:37,196 - PLEASE BE GENTLE. I'M BREAKABLE. 342 00:21:37,263 --> 00:21:39,566 (CRASHING) 343 00:21:39,632 --> 00:21:43,035 - AS FOR EARTH'S TOP-SECRET DEFENSE CODES... 344 00:21:43,102 --> 00:21:46,706 THEY'RE BACK IN SAFE HANDS. 345 00:21:46,773 --> 00:21:48,174 - AAH! 346 00:21:48,240 --> 00:21:51,744 - AND THEY'LL BE READY AT THE DRY CLEANERS BY 5:00! 347 00:21:51,811 --> 00:21:54,414 - IN OTHER NEWS, THE EAGER, YOUNG SPACE CADET 348 00:21:54,481 --> 00:21:55,815 HAS BEEN CLEARED OF ALL CHARGES 349 00:21:55,882 --> 00:21:58,050 IN THE RECENT EXPLODING PEN FIASCO. 350 00:21:58,117 --> 00:22:02,855 ADMIRAL DUCK DODGERS HAS ACCEPTED ALL RESPONSIBILITY. 351 00:22:02,922 --> 00:22:06,058 - AS PUNISHMENT, DODGERS HAS BEEN DEMOTED BACK TO CAPTAIN, 352 00:22:06,125 --> 00:22:09,762 AND NOW MUST PERFORM 500 HOURS OF COMMUNITY SERVICE 353 00:22:09,829 --> 00:22:12,432 ON THE PLANET OF NOSTRILLIA. 354 00:22:15,668 --> 00:22:17,069 - EH, GEE, CAPTAIN, 355 00:22:17,136 --> 00:22:20,373 I'M SORRY THEY STUCK YOU WITH SUCH SEVERE PUNISHMENT. 356 00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:22,642 - EH, THE JOB'S NOT BAD. 357 00:22:22,709 --> 00:22:24,310 - AH... 358 00:22:24,377 --> 00:22:26,245 AH-CHOO! 359 00:22:26,312 --> 00:22:29,516 - IT'S THE TIPS I COULD LIVE WITHOUT.