1 00:00:01,034 --> 00:00:02,002 [theme song] 2 00:00:02,035 --> 00:00:03,670 ♪ He is here he is there ♪ 3 00:00:03,703 --> 00:00:04,971 ♪ He is everywhere ♪ 4 00:00:05,005 --> 00:00:09,876 ♪ And when you need him he'll be around ♪ 5 00:00:09,909 --> 00:00:14,909 ♪ Droopy the Master Detective Hound ♪ 6 00:00:16,383 --> 00:00:19,252 ♪ You can run but you can't hide ♪ 7 00:00:19,286 --> 00:00:22,856 ♪ 'Cause he will be right there at your side ♪ 8 00:00:22,889 --> 00:00:25,725 ♪ Climb the mountain cross the sea ♪ 9 00:00:25,758 --> 00:00:29,429 ♪ Droopy is keepin' ya company ♪ 10 00:00:29,463 --> 00:00:32,132 ♪ You can holler you can even hammer ♪ 11 00:00:32,165 --> 00:00:33,300 ♪ But if you break the rules ♪ 12 00:00:33,333 --> 00:00:35,302 ♪ They will put you in the slammer ♪ 13 00:00:35,335 --> 00:00:38,238 ♪ Is that the trouble if you break the law? ♪ 14 00:00:38,271 --> 00:00:41,107 ♪ Droopy and Dripple are at the door ♪ 15 00:00:41,141 --> 00:00:42,909 ♪ He is here he is there ♪ 16 00:00:42,942 --> 00:00:44,444 ♪ He is everywhere ♪ 17 00:00:44,478 --> 00:00:49,216 ♪ And when you need him he'll be around ♪ 18 00:00:49,249 --> 00:00:54,249 ♪ Droopy the Master Detective Hound ♪ 19 00:00:54,454 --> 00:00:55,655 Book him. 20 00:00:55,688 --> 00:00:58,958 ♪ Droopy the Master Detective Hound ♪ 21 00:01:00,994 --> 00:01:03,029 And I'm in the show too, you know. 22 00:01:03,063 --> 00:01:04,297 [bell ringing] 23 00:01:04,331 --> 00:01:07,181 Screwball Squirrel! 24 00:01:09,903 --> 00:01:12,903 [instrumental music] 25 00:01:15,909 --> 00:01:18,878 [birds chirping] 26 00:01:18,912 --> 00:01:20,780 (Dweeble) 'Ah, spring is here' 27 00:01:20,813 --> 00:01:23,149 'and love is in the air. Woo-hoo.' 28 00:01:23,183 --> 00:01:26,019 And I'm going to see my little love muffin 29 00:01:26,052 --> 00:01:28,054 my Liebchen. 30 00:01:28,088 --> 00:01:30,190 What a cutie pie. Listen to this. 31 00:01:30,223 --> 00:01:33,360 "To Dweeble, Love, Poopsie." Mwah! 32 00:01:33,393 --> 00:01:34,994 There's something about her looks 33 00:01:35,028 --> 00:01:38,664 that drives me crazy! 34 00:01:38,698 --> 00:01:42,302 Rumpley, while I'm visiting my little Weiner schnitzel 35 00:01:42,335 --> 00:01:44,704 you are in charge. 36 00:01:44,737 --> 00:01:45,905 You must keep that.. 37 00:01:45,939 --> 00:01:48,741 [speaking in foreign language] 38 00:01:48,775 --> 00:01:51,144 ...Screwball Squirrel in line. 39 00:01:51,177 --> 00:01:53,012 And don't forget it. 40 00:01:53,046 --> 00:01:54,881 [nose ringing] 41 00:01:54,914 --> 00:01:57,050 Right-O. Lupe-O. 42 00:01:57,083 --> 00:02:00,253 I'm in control. Don't nobody panic. 43 00:02:00,287 --> 00:02:02,021 I got it. Okay. Right. 44 00:02:02,055 --> 00:02:04,491 I'm on guard. 45 00:02:04,524 --> 00:02:06,393 Duty before honor. 46 00:02:06,426 --> 00:02:08,228 Watchful is my middle name. 47 00:02:08,261 --> 00:02:11,131 Or is my middle name Rascal? 48 00:02:11,164 --> 00:02:12,599 Oh, I don't remember. 49 00:02:12,633 --> 00:02:13,800 [pants] 50 00:02:13,833 --> 00:02:16,102 Ooh, I'm gonna keep that squirrel in line. 51 00:02:16,136 --> 00:02:20,407 I'm gonna keep my eye on, on, on, on, on.. 52 00:02:20,440 --> 00:02:23,243 On-on-on-on! 53 00:02:23,276 --> 00:02:25,545 Ohhhh. 54 00:02:26,413 --> 00:02:28,482 Got a big time soft spot 55 00:02:28,515 --> 00:02:30,783 for cute little poodles. 56 00:02:30,817 --> 00:02:32,486 Yep. 57 00:02:32,519 --> 00:02:35,121 Forget it, you loser freak mutt. 58 00:02:37,157 --> 00:02:39,259 Ahh. Mmm. 59 00:02:41,828 --> 00:02:43,563 [screeching] 60 00:02:45,965 --> 00:02:47,867 Hey, Rumpley? 61 00:02:47,900 --> 00:02:49,603 Rumpa-meister! 62 00:02:49,636 --> 00:02:51,638 It's me! 63 00:02:51,672 --> 00:02:53,674 Screwball Squirrel! 64 00:02:55,141 --> 00:02:59,346 Hey, Rumpley, you're supposed to keep your eye on me. 65 00:03:01,314 --> 00:03:02,282 [instrumental music] 66 00:03:02,315 --> 00:03:04,415 [foot tapping] 67 00:03:09,723 --> 00:03:11,391 bam bam bam 68 00:03:11,424 --> 00:03:16,424 And it's another 26 going for the layup shot. 69 00:03:17,063 --> 00:03:19,499 'And it's in as the crowd goes wild!' 70 00:03:20,833 --> 00:03:24,104 So, how about chasing me, now? 71 00:03:25,138 --> 00:03:27,574 Hmm. Doesn't want to chase me. 72 00:03:27,608 --> 00:03:31,058 This is one sick puppy. 73 00:03:37,284 --> 00:03:38,985 [whirring] 74 00:03:39,018 --> 00:03:41,521 [heart beating] 75 00:03:41,555 --> 00:03:45,058 Hmm. Spring is in the air. 76 00:03:45,091 --> 00:03:47,294 My diagnosis is.. 77 00:03:47,327 --> 00:03:50,163 Hey, pay attention out there. 78 00:03:50,196 --> 00:03:53,133 He's lovesick. 79 00:03:53,166 --> 00:03:55,335 Ever noticed how they call it lovesick 80 00:03:55,368 --> 00:03:57,170 not love-healthy? 81 00:03:57,203 --> 00:03:58,305 Bad-a-bing! 82 00:03:58,338 --> 00:04:01,808 Ohh. I will give her something romantic. 83 00:04:01,841 --> 00:04:04,277 Ooh, flowers to win her heart. 84 00:04:04,311 --> 00:04:05,512 That's what I'm gonna do. 85 00:04:05,545 --> 00:04:06,980 You bet. Uh-huh. 86 00:04:07,013 --> 00:04:08,381 Sweets for the sweetie. 87 00:04:08,415 --> 00:04:11,351 He-he. Ah, sweetie? He-he. 88 00:04:11,384 --> 00:04:13,654 [instrumental music] 89 00:04:13,687 --> 00:04:17,023 So, what's your sign? 90 00:04:17,056 --> 00:04:19,493 You want to see my collection of used bubble gum? 91 00:04:19,526 --> 00:04:22,362 Shaped like, arf-arf-arf, famous presidents? 92 00:04:22,395 --> 00:04:25,532 Ooh. I got some real dandies. Ha-heh. Yup, yup. 93 00:04:25,565 --> 00:04:26,566 No. 94 00:04:28,201 --> 00:04:30,170 [whines] 95 00:04:30,203 --> 00:04:33,006 (Screwball) 'Hey, Rumpley, pal, you got it all wrong.' 96 00:04:33,039 --> 00:04:36,777 Let old Cupid Screwball show you how to do it. 97 00:04:36,810 --> 00:04:40,681 You've gotta be suave, debonair. 98 00:04:40,714 --> 00:04:42,582 You know, like Aleister 99 00:04:42,616 --> 00:04:44,584 Ricardo Montalban 100 00:04:44,618 --> 00:04:46,085 a crazy playboy 101 00:04:46,119 --> 00:04:47,854 Elvis Presley. 102 00:04:47,887 --> 00:04:49,690 Right. Ooh. 103 00:04:49,723 --> 00:04:52,459 Suave and debonair. 104 00:04:52,492 --> 00:04:55,395 Ain't nobody more suaver than Rumpley. Nope. 105 00:04:56,496 --> 00:04:59,666 Okay, Rumple-tidy-boy. Next lesson. 106 00:04:59,700 --> 00:05:03,002 The ladies love the superhero type. 107 00:05:03,036 --> 00:05:06,339 'So, you swing down, grab her up into your arms' 108 00:05:06,373 --> 00:05:11,373 and carry her off into the sunset. 109 00:05:16,316 --> 00:05:17,350 thud 110 00:05:19,619 --> 00:05:20,969 [honking] 111 00:05:24,825 --> 00:05:26,626 Sheesh! 112 00:05:26,660 --> 00:05:28,961 Ugh! Love hurts. 113 00:05:28,995 --> 00:05:30,063 Ooh! 114 00:05:31,097 --> 00:05:33,032 [instrumental music] 115 00:05:35,034 --> 00:05:37,370 This time, we make the big move. 116 00:05:37,404 --> 00:05:38,805 Women love to dance. 117 00:05:38,839 --> 00:05:42,242 So, you just tango your way into her heart. 118 00:05:42,275 --> 00:05:45,478 That is what Rumpley would do. You bet! 119 00:05:45,512 --> 00:05:46,913 I will tango my way 120 00:05:46,946 --> 00:05:50,350 into my little cutesy-wootsy's little hearty-warty. 121 00:05:52,485 --> 00:05:54,435 [Tango music] 122 00:05:58,124 --> 00:06:01,060 Rumpley is a dancing macho machine. 123 00:06:02,796 --> 00:06:04,898 Very soon, now, she will be falling in love 124 00:06:04,932 --> 00:06:07,701 with Rumpley's charms forever and ever. 125 00:06:07,734 --> 00:06:08,769 Ah-hoo! 126 00:06:10,537 --> 00:06:13,139 Help! Help! I can't swim! 127 00:06:13,172 --> 00:06:15,041 That's your cue, Rumproast. 128 00:06:15,074 --> 00:06:17,043 Your shot at the big time! 129 00:06:17,076 --> 00:06:18,812 Go, save her! 130 00:06:18,845 --> 00:06:20,413 Help! 131 00:06:20,447 --> 00:06:22,682 But Rumpley can't swim. 132 00:06:22,716 --> 00:06:24,350 No, sir, uh-huh. 133 00:06:24,384 --> 00:06:25,585 Yeesh! 134 00:06:25,619 --> 00:06:27,987 This ain't no time for excuses, you nincompoop. 135 00:06:28,020 --> 00:06:29,589 Just save her! 136 00:06:29,623 --> 00:06:32,225 Yes, indeedy-do! Har-har! 137 00:06:32,258 --> 00:06:34,026 You're right. I'll save her! 138 00:06:34,060 --> 00:06:37,810 Love will keep me afloat. 139 00:06:39,633 --> 00:06:40,701 thud 140 00:06:43,036 --> 00:06:46,039 smack smack smack 141 00:06:46,072 --> 00:06:47,374 You saved me. 142 00:06:47,407 --> 00:06:49,609 You're a dummy, but you saved me. 143 00:06:49,643 --> 00:06:51,678 I'm so into you now. 144 00:06:51,712 --> 00:06:54,080 I, I did? 145 00:06:54,113 --> 00:06:55,081 smack 146 00:06:55,114 --> 00:06:56,416 Ooh. 147 00:06:56,449 --> 00:06:59,586 You're so cool. You got doggy breath. 148 00:07:00,420 --> 00:07:02,322 But you did save me. 149 00:07:03,590 --> 00:07:07,427 Rumpley and Fifi forever and ever. 150 00:07:07,460 --> 00:07:08,628 That's how it's gonna be. 151 00:07:08,662 --> 00:07:10,463 Ah-ha. Arr-arr-arr-woof. 152 00:07:10,497 --> 00:07:12,332 'We're gonna have lots of little Rumpleys' 153 00:07:12,365 --> 00:07:13,667 'and little Fifis.' 154 00:07:13,700 --> 00:07:16,970 'Ooh! And we will be happy and joyful forever.' 155 00:07:17,004 --> 00:07:18,338 'You bet!' 156 00:07:18,371 --> 00:07:19,639 Ah! 157 00:07:19,673 --> 00:07:22,342 So, Rumpley finally got a girl. 158 00:07:22,375 --> 00:07:25,245 Oh, brother, is he ever gonna be sorry. 159 00:07:25,278 --> 00:07:27,113 [laughing] 160 00:07:28,047 --> 00:07:29,397 [gasping] 161 00:07:33,754 --> 00:07:34,654 Hello! 162 00:07:39,426 --> 00:07:42,061 Well, howdy-doody, tootsy-wootsy. 163 00:07:42,095 --> 00:07:44,030 You come here often? 164 00:07:44,063 --> 00:07:45,198 What's your sign? 165 00:07:45,231 --> 00:07:48,167 My sign is "Merging!" 166 00:07:48,201 --> 00:07:50,270 My sign's "Dangerous curves ahead." 167 00:07:50,303 --> 00:07:52,005 Huh. Ha-ha-ha-ha! 168 00:07:52,039 --> 00:07:54,007 You like egg creams and cannoli? 169 00:07:54,041 --> 00:07:56,042 I like your style. You know what I feel? I feel.. 170 00:07:57,911 --> 00:07:59,579 [theme song]