1 00:00:03,304 --> 00:00:05,673 CAPTIONING SPONSORED BY U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION 2 00:00:05,873 --> 00:00:07,075 ( yelps ) 3 00:00:07,275 --> 00:00:08,476 ( barks ) 4 00:00:23,224 --> 00:00:26,360 ( electric guitar playing ) 5 00:00:26,560 --> 00:00:29,363 ( man singing scat ) 6 00:00:29,563 --> 00:00:30,498 ( barks ) 7 00:00:33,734 --> 00:00:35,303 COOL! WHOA! 8 00:00:35,503 --> 00:00:36,104 ( thwack ) 9 00:00:37,871 --> 00:00:38,806 ( barks ) 10 00:00:46,880 --> 00:00:48,616 Doug: BOY, WAS I WORRIED 11 00:00:48,816 --> 00:00:51,652 WHEN MRS. WINGO CALLED ME TO MR. BONE'S OFFICE. 12 00:00:51,852 --> 00:00:54,788 SHE WANTED TO DISCUSS YESTERDAY'S ENGLISH TEST 13 00:00:54,988 --> 00:00:56,490 BUT SHE DIDN'T SAY WHY. 14 00:00:56,690 --> 00:00:57,591 WHAT IF I FAILED? 15 00:01:00,694 --> 00:01:02,730 THERE HE IS, GENTLEMEN-- 16 00:01:02,930 --> 00:01:07,301 THE BOY WHO GOT THE LOWEST TEST GRADE EVER RECORDED. 17 00:01:07,501 --> 00:01:08,836 NEGATIVE 60! 18 00:01:09,036 --> 00:01:10,738 BUT THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE. 19 00:01:12,973 --> 00:01:15,576 Announcer: So today, Douglas Yancey Funnie 20 00:01:15,776 --> 00:01:17,911 the stupidest boy in the world 21 00:01:18,112 --> 00:01:21,115 is inducted into the Bluffington Hall of Losers 22 00:01:21,315 --> 00:01:22,816 and boy, what a loser! 23 00:01:23,016 --> 00:01:24,418 MOM... DAD! 24 00:01:25,819 --> 00:01:27,688 I'M SO EMBARRASSED! 25 00:01:27,888 --> 00:01:29,490 LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. 26 00:01:29,690 --> 00:01:32,092 BUT I STUDIED TOO HARD TO FAIL. 27 00:01:32,293 --> 00:01:35,463 HEY, WAIT-- MAYBE SHE CALLED ME IN BECAUSE I DID GREAT. 28 00:01:37,565 --> 00:01:39,667 THERE HE IS, GENTLEMEN-- 29 00:01:39,867 --> 00:01:43,804 THE BOY WHO GOT THE HIGHEST GRADE EVER RECORDED! 30 00:01:44,004 --> 00:01:47,007 AW. 31 00:01:47,208 --> 00:01:49,109 THIS IS THE COLLECTED WORKS 32 00:01:49,310 --> 00:01:50,811 OF WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE. 33 00:01:51,011 --> 00:01:52,480 FOR ME? 34 00:01:52,680 --> 00:01:55,416 WE THINK YOU CAN MAKE SOME IMPROVEMENTS. 35 00:01:55,616 --> 00:01:56,450 OH, STOP. 36 00:01:58,752 --> 00:01:59,787 DOUGLAS. 37 00:01:59,987 --> 00:02:01,889 ABOUT YESTERDAY'S TEST... 38 00:02:02,089 --> 00:02:02,923 YES, MA'AM? 39 00:02:05,926 --> 00:02:06,727 PHEW! 40 00:02:06,927 --> 00:02:08,629 I GOT A "B." 41 00:02:08,829 --> 00:02:11,565 THE BEST THING YOU COULD DO IS CONFESS! 42 00:02:11,765 --> 00:02:12,666 CONFESS? 43 00:02:12,866 --> 00:02:13,667 THAT YOU CHEATED! 44 00:02:13,867 --> 00:02:14,702 CHEATED? 45 00:02:18,272 --> 00:02:19,273 ( footsteps ) 46 00:02:19,473 --> 00:02:20,374 ( hinge creaks ) 47 00:02:20,574 --> 00:02:21,475 ( barks ) 48 00:02:21,675 --> 00:02:22,876 * DOUG... * 49 00:02:23,076 --> 00:02:23,944 THAT'S ME. 50 00:02:26,414 --> 00:02:27,014 HEY! 51 00:02:28,582 --> 00:02:29,250 ( yelps ) 52 00:02:34,655 --> 00:02:37,358 Doug: I DIDN'T CHEAT, MRS. WINGO-- HONEST. 53 00:02:37,558 --> 00:02:39,993 BUT DOUGLAS, YOUR TEST IS IDENTICAL 54 00:02:40,194 --> 00:02:41,695 TO CHALKY STUDEBAKER'S. 55 00:02:43,297 --> 00:02:44,432 WELL, MAYBE... 56 00:02:44,632 --> 00:02:45,933 IT'S A COINCIDENCE. 57 00:02:46,133 --> 00:02:48,702 I DETERMINE THAT TO BE UNLIKELY 58 00:02:48,902 --> 00:02:52,373 AFTER I COMPARED BOTH OF YOUR PERMANENT RECORDS. 59 00:02:54,242 --> 00:02:56,610 COMPARED ME AND CHALKY? 60 00:02:56,810 --> 00:02:59,580 NOBODY CAN COMPARE TO CHALKY STUDEBAKER. 61 00:03:01,215 --> 00:03:04,752 "BALONEY"-- B-O-L-O-N-Y. 62 00:03:04,952 --> 00:03:06,754 ( kids laughing ) 63 00:03:06,954 --> 00:03:08,088 NO, WAIT! 64 00:03:08,289 --> 00:03:11,124 ...S-H-M-E-N-T-A-R-I-A-N-I-S-M. 65 00:03:11,325 --> 00:03:14,127 "ANTIDISESTABLISHMENTARIANISM." 66 00:03:14,328 --> 00:03:15,263 THANK YOU. 67 00:03:15,463 --> 00:03:16,196 ( clapping ) 68 00:03:19,967 --> 00:03:21,502 ( booing ) 69 00:03:21,702 --> 00:03:23,404 ( cheering ) 70 00:03:23,971 --> 00:03:29,076 SO WHY NOT MAKE IT EASY ON YOURSELF AND JUST CONFESS? 71 00:03:29,277 --> 00:03:33,347 I KNEW I DIDN'T CHEAT, BUT HOW COULD I CONVINCE THEM? 72 00:03:33,547 --> 00:03:36,684 I GIVE THE GUILTY PARTY ONE DAY TO CONFESS. 73 00:03:36,884 --> 00:03:39,920 IF NO ONE DOES, YOU BOTH MUST TAKE A RETEST 74 00:03:40,120 --> 00:03:41,054 THIS SATURDAY. 75 00:03:41,255 --> 00:03:42,923 BUT... BUT... BUT... 76 00:03:43,123 --> 00:03:46,327 Bone: AND THE RETEST WILL BE MUCH MORE DIFFICULT 77 00:03:46,527 --> 00:03:48,862 THAN THE FIRST TEST. 78 00:03:49,062 --> 00:03:50,731 THIS WAS SERIOUS. 79 00:03:50,931 --> 00:03:54,101 I HAD TO TALK TO CHALKY ABOUT IT RIGHT AWAY. 80 00:03:54,302 --> 00:03:57,104 CHALKY'S THE EDITOR OF THE SCHOOL PAPER 81 00:03:57,305 --> 00:03:59,573 SO I WENT THERE TO FIND HIM. 82 00:03:59,773 --> 00:04:02,443 NOW WE HAVE TO TAKE AN EVEN HARDER TEST. 83 00:04:02,643 --> 00:04:04,244 THAT'S TERRIBLE, DOUG! 84 00:04:04,445 --> 00:04:07,080 JUST BECAUSE YOUR ANSWERS MATCH BY COINCIDENCE. 85 00:04:07,281 --> 00:04:08,516 IT'S NO COINCIDENCE. 86 00:04:08,716 --> 00:04:10,351 IF NEITHER OF THEM CHEATED 87 00:04:10,551 --> 00:04:14,755 THE ODDS AGAINST HAVING THAT MANY ANSWERS THE SAME 88 00:04:14,955 --> 00:04:18,326 IS APPROXIMATELY ONE IN 2,070,095,908... 89 00:04:18,526 --> 00:04:19,327 POINT TWO. 90 00:04:21,295 --> 00:04:25,132 THE ONLY OTHER POSSIBILITY IS THAT CHALKY CHEATED. 91 00:04:25,333 --> 00:04:27,000 ( gasping ) 92 00:04:27,200 --> 00:04:29,903 I CAN'T BELIEVE CHALKY WOULD CHEAT. 93 00:04:30,103 --> 00:04:31,171 NEITHER CAN I. 94 00:04:31,372 --> 00:04:32,039 IS HE HERE? 95 00:04:34,875 --> 00:04:36,677 MUST BE AT TRACK PRACTICE. 96 00:04:36,877 --> 00:04:38,746 HE'S THE TEAM CAPTAIN. 97 00:04:38,946 --> 00:04:40,514 Roger: HEY, FUNNIE 98 00:04:40,714 --> 00:04:43,150 I HEARD YOU GOT CAUGHT CHEATING OFF OF CHALKY. 99 00:04:43,351 --> 00:04:44,685 WOW! 100 00:04:44,885 --> 00:04:46,487 I DIDN'T KNOW YOU HAD IT IN YOU! 101 00:04:46,687 --> 00:04:48,088 ROGER, I DIDN'T CHEAT. 102 00:04:48,288 --> 00:04:51,124 FUNNIE, YOU ALMOST SOUND CONVINCING. 103 00:04:51,325 --> 00:04:54,528 CHALKY'S THE BEST GUY TO CHEAT OFF OF 104 00:04:54,728 --> 00:04:57,431 SO I WANT YOU TO HELP ME CHEAT, TOO. 105 00:04:57,631 --> 00:04:58,566 SEE YOU, PAL. 106 00:04:58,766 --> 00:04:59,800 CHALKY! 107 00:05:01,101 --> 00:05:02,670 CHALKY, WE HAVE TO TALK. 108 00:05:02,870 --> 00:05:05,339 I'M SORT OF BUSY HERE RIGHT NOW. 109 00:05:05,539 --> 00:05:06,740 ( gunshot ) 110 00:05:06,940 --> 00:05:09,377 BUT THIS IS... IMPORTANT. 111 00:05:09,577 --> 00:05:12,045 HEY, YOU'RE PRETTY GOOD. 112 00:05:12,245 --> 00:05:14,181 WHAT? 113 00:05:14,382 --> 00:05:16,817 YOU DIDN'T BREAK ANYTHING, DID YOU? 114 00:05:17,017 --> 00:05:17,918 NO, NOTHING BROKEN. 115 00:05:18,118 --> 00:05:19,553 WHERE'D CHALKY GO? 116 00:05:19,753 --> 00:05:21,922 ON HIS WAY TO BAND PRACTICE. 117 00:05:22,122 --> 00:05:24,625 HE'S THE FIRST TRUMPET, YOU KNOW. 118 00:05:24,825 --> 00:05:31,532 ( band instruments tuning up ) 119 00:05:31,732 --> 00:05:32,533 CHALKY. 120 00:05:32,733 --> 00:05:33,967 HEY, DOUG. 121 00:05:34,167 --> 00:05:35,769 WE'VE GOT TO TALK ABOUT... 122 00:05:38,338 --> 00:05:41,074 UH, I REALLY CAN'T TALK NOW. 123 00:05:41,274 --> 00:05:45,212 ( band playing "1812 Overture" ) 124 00:05:45,413 --> 00:05:46,480 ( cannon fires ) 125 00:05:46,680 --> 00:05:47,280 HELP! 126 00:05:50,684 --> 00:05:52,720 OH, NO, WHERE DID HE GO NOW? 127 00:05:52,920 --> 00:05:54,422 SWIM TEAM PRACTICE. 128 00:05:54,622 --> 00:05:55,623 HE'S THE... 129 00:05:55,823 --> 00:05:57,357 I KNOW-- CAPTAIN, RIGHT? 130 00:05:57,558 --> 00:06:00,260 NO-- THE WHOLE TEAM. 131 00:06:10,370 --> 00:06:14,408 THERE HAD TO BE SOME WAY TO GET CHALKY TO TALK TO ME. 132 00:06:14,608 --> 00:06:16,109 ( airplane droning ) 133 00:06:16,309 --> 00:06:18,278 DOUG, I CAN'T TALK. 134 00:06:18,479 --> 00:06:19,913 I'VE GOT TO GO. 135 00:06:20,113 --> 00:06:22,850 CHALKY, I'M NOT LEAVING YOUR SIDE 136 00:06:23,050 --> 00:06:25,218 UNTIL THIS THING IS SETTLED. 137 00:06:25,419 --> 00:06:26,754 THERE! 138 00:06:26,954 --> 00:06:29,457 OKAY, BUT THIS IS PARACHUTE CLUB. 139 00:06:31,158 --> 00:06:34,194 WAIT, LET ME GET THE KEY! 140 00:06:34,394 --> 00:06:35,729 WHOA! 141 00:06:35,929 --> 00:06:40,768 ( screaming ) 142 00:06:40,968 --> 00:06:45,405 I DECIDED NOT TO TRY ANY FANCY TRICKS TO GET CHALKY-- 143 00:06:45,606 --> 00:06:46,840 JUST WAIT HIM OUT. 144 00:06:47,040 --> 00:06:48,308 FUNNIE, WHAT YOU DOING? 145 00:06:48,509 --> 00:06:49,810 SHH-- NOTHING. 146 00:06:50,010 --> 00:06:51,845 WANT TO SEE MY BRILLIANT PLAN 147 00:06:52,045 --> 00:06:53,814 FOR YOU TO HELP ME CHEAT? 148 00:06:54,014 --> 00:06:55,749 IT'S MY SECRET CAP CODE. 149 00:06:55,949 --> 00:06:57,317 ROGER, I DON'T CHEAT. 150 00:06:57,518 --> 00:07:00,821 SAY THE ANSWER IS "BOOGERTON." 151 00:07:01,021 --> 00:07:03,824 WELL, YOU JUST DO B-O-O... NO. 152 00:07:04,024 --> 00:07:06,393 NO, THAT'S NOT "O," THAT'S "Q." 153 00:07:06,594 --> 00:07:07,561 O... Q... 154 00:07:07,761 --> 00:07:09,497 G... E... 155 00:07:09,697 --> 00:07:11,665 WON'T MRS. WINGO NOTICE? 156 00:07:11,865 --> 00:07:13,601 WOW, YOU'RE RIGHT. 157 00:07:13,801 --> 00:07:17,070 YOU HAVE A TRUE CRIMINAL MIND, FUNNIE. 158 00:07:17,270 --> 00:07:18,338 NO, I DON'T. 159 00:07:18,539 --> 00:07:20,040 HEY, THERE HE GOES. 160 00:07:20,240 --> 00:07:23,443 DON'T WORRY, I'LL THINK OF SOMETHING ELSE. 161 00:07:23,644 --> 00:07:25,513 CHALKY, WAIT UP. 162 00:07:25,713 --> 00:07:26,847 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 163 00:07:27,047 --> 00:07:27,681 SLOW DOWN. 164 00:07:29,617 --> 00:07:32,352 THEN IT HIT ME: CHALKY WAS AVOIDING ME. 165 00:07:32,553 --> 00:07:35,923 HE WAS HIDING SOMETHING, AND EVERYBODY THINKS 166 00:07:36,123 --> 00:07:37,725 CHALKY STUDEBAKER IS MR. PERFECT. 167 00:07:41,061 --> 00:07:42,696 THERE GOES CHALKY. 168 00:07:42,896 --> 00:07:45,432 HE'S SO PERFECT IN EVERY WAY. 169 00:07:45,633 --> 00:07:48,636 HE'S THE BEST STUDENT THERE EVER WAS. 170 00:07:51,872 --> 00:07:54,274 ( laughing evilly ) 171 00:07:54,474 --> 00:07:56,544 I CAN'T LET HIM GET AWAY WITH THIS. 172 00:07:58,345 --> 00:07:59,913 GOOD ARM, SON. 173 00:08:00,113 --> 00:08:02,916 YOU'RE GOING TO CREAM 'EM IN SATURDAY'S GAME. 174 00:08:03,116 --> 00:08:03,784 NOW, GO LONG. 175 00:08:08,021 --> 00:08:10,057 OKAY, DAD, GOT IT! 176 00:08:10,257 --> 00:08:10,991 OH-OH. 177 00:08:13,426 --> 00:08:14,361 ( gasps ) 178 00:08:14,562 --> 00:08:15,796 HI, MR. STUDEBAKER. 179 00:08:15,996 --> 00:08:17,264 HEY, DOUG. 180 00:08:17,464 --> 00:08:19,099 DAD, I HAVE TO TALK TO DOUG 181 00:08:19,299 --> 00:08:20,734 IN MY ROOM RIGHT NOW. 182 00:08:20,934 --> 00:08:22,502 LISTEN, CHALKY, YOU... 183 00:08:22,703 --> 00:08:23,671 OKAY, I DID IT. 184 00:08:23,871 --> 00:08:24,805 I DID IT. 185 00:08:25,005 --> 00:08:26,173 I COPIED YOUR TEST. 186 00:08:26,373 --> 00:08:27,340 I'M SORRY. 187 00:08:27,541 --> 00:08:28,909 YOU DID? YOU CHEATED? 188 00:08:29,109 --> 00:08:30,510 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 189 00:08:30,711 --> 00:08:32,045 WHY? 190 00:08:32,245 --> 00:08:34,682 BECAUSE I WAS TOO BUSY TO STUDY. 191 00:08:34,882 --> 00:08:36,750 LET'S GO TELL MRS. WINGO. 192 00:08:36,950 --> 00:08:38,786 NO, I CAN'T DO THAT. 193 00:08:38,986 --> 00:08:40,253 WHY NOT? 194 00:08:40,453 --> 00:08:41,989 I'M PLAYING ON SATURDAY. 195 00:08:42,189 --> 00:08:43,724 I CAN'T TAKE A RETEST. 196 00:08:43,924 --> 00:08:45,559 THEN WE'LL BOTH TAKE IT. 197 00:08:45,759 --> 00:08:47,861 YOU'LL MISS THE GAME ANYWAY. 198 00:08:48,061 --> 00:08:51,264 I'D BE LETTING THE WHOLE SCHOOL DOWN... 199 00:08:51,464 --> 00:08:54,067 AND MY DAD WILL BE REAL DISAPPOINTED. 200 00:08:54,267 --> 00:08:57,370 BUT CHALKY, YOU'LL ONLY GET TO PLAY IF I CONFESS. 201 00:08:57,571 --> 00:08:59,372 YOU'D DO THAT FOR ME? 202 00:08:59,573 --> 00:09:00,874 WOW, WHAT A PAL! 203 00:09:01,074 --> 00:09:01,942 WHAT? 204 00:09:02,142 --> 00:09:03,844 WAIT, HOLD ON. 205 00:09:04,044 --> 00:09:06,513 PLEASE... REMEMBER HOW I HELPED YOU 206 00:09:06,714 --> 00:09:08,515 WITH THAT SCIENCE PROJECT 207 00:09:08,716 --> 00:09:10,117 AND YOUR MATH HOMEWORK 208 00:09:10,317 --> 00:09:11,785 AND THE FITNESS TEST? 209 00:09:11,985 --> 00:09:13,921 CHALKY HAD HELPED ME A LOT. 210 00:09:14,121 --> 00:09:15,589 I GUESS I OWED IT TO HIM. 211 00:09:15,789 --> 00:09:17,190 ( crowd jeering ) 212 00:09:17,390 --> 00:09:20,427 'TIS A FAR, FAR BETTER THING I DO NOW 213 00:09:20,628 --> 00:09:23,263 THAN I HAVE EVER DONE BEFORE. 214 00:09:23,463 --> 00:09:25,065 'TIS A FAR, FAR... 215 00:09:25,265 --> 00:09:26,066 COME ON. 216 00:09:26,266 --> 00:09:26,867 HEY! 217 00:09:35,342 --> 00:09:36,509 I'M READY NOW. 218 00:09:38,411 --> 00:09:40,881 YOU HAVE 30 MINUTES, DOUGLAS. 219 00:09:42,650 --> 00:09:44,618 I GUESS I'D BETTER GO HOME AND STUDY. 220 00:09:46,319 --> 00:09:47,921 AH... ISN'T IT GREAT 221 00:09:48,121 --> 00:09:50,157 HOW CHALKY'S WILLING TO SACRIFICE 222 00:09:50,357 --> 00:09:52,259 HIS FOOTBALL PRACTICE TIME 223 00:09:52,459 --> 00:09:53,961 TO HELP YOU STUDY, DOUG? 224 00:09:54,161 --> 00:09:55,696 DOUG'S GOT TO GO, DAD. 225 00:09:55,896 --> 00:09:57,164 CHALKY'S SO MODEST 226 00:09:57,364 --> 00:09:59,032 ABOUT HIS ACCOMPLISHMENTS. 227 00:09:59,232 --> 00:10:01,334 COME HERE, DOUG-- LOOK AT THIS. 228 00:10:01,534 --> 00:10:03,603 Doug: WOW! 229 00:10:03,804 --> 00:10:05,272 ARE ALL THESE CHALKY'S? 230 00:10:05,472 --> 00:10:07,975 YEAH, BUT HE'S STILL GOT A LONG WAY TO GO 231 00:10:08,175 --> 00:10:10,277 TO MATCH HIS BROTHER CLIFF. 232 00:10:10,477 --> 00:10:12,279 WINNING ALWAYS COMES NATURALLY 233 00:10:12,479 --> 00:10:13,914 TO US STUDEBAKERS. 234 00:10:14,114 --> 00:10:16,950 I IMAGINE IT MUST BE PRETTY INSPIRING 235 00:10:17,150 --> 00:10:18,919 TO BE AROUND THIS GUY. 236 00:10:19,119 --> 00:10:21,288 RIGHT, MR. PERFECT, HUH? 237 00:10:21,488 --> 00:10:24,324 OF COURSE CHALKY'S PERFECT-- HE CHEATS. 238 00:10:24,524 --> 00:10:25,425 ( gulps ) 239 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:26,493 WHAT DID YOU SAY? 240 00:10:26,694 --> 00:10:27,627 IT'S TRUE, DAD. 241 00:10:27,828 --> 00:10:29,196 I DID CHEAT. 242 00:10:29,396 --> 00:10:31,799 I COPIED ANSWERS FROM DOUG'S TEST. 243 00:10:31,999 --> 00:10:32,933 WHAT? 244 00:10:33,133 --> 00:10:34,768 I SPEND SO MUCH TIME 245 00:10:34,968 --> 00:10:37,805 PRACTICING AND TRAINING AND WINNING THESE TROPHIES 246 00:10:38,005 --> 00:10:39,606 THAT I COULDN'T STUDY. 247 00:10:39,807 --> 00:10:41,842 BUT DON'T YOU WANT AS MANY TROPHIES 248 00:10:42,042 --> 00:10:43,410 AS YOUR BROTHER? 249 00:10:43,610 --> 00:10:46,146 THAT'S A PRETTY BIG WALL TO FILL. 250 00:10:46,346 --> 00:10:47,480 HE'S RIGHT, DAD. 251 00:10:47,681 --> 00:10:48,581 HMM... 252 00:10:48,782 --> 00:10:50,283 WE'LL HAVE TO TALK 253 00:10:50,483 --> 00:10:53,220 ABOUT HOW YOU WANT TO HANDLE THIS, CHALKY. 254 00:10:53,420 --> 00:10:56,356 SO CHALKY AND HIS DAD AGREED TO THE RETEST 255 00:10:56,556 --> 00:10:59,993 AND THE TEAM PLAYED SATURDAY'S GAME WITHOUT HIM. 256 00:11:00,193 --> 00:11:01,895 THEY'RE KILLING US, MRS. WINGO. 257 00:11:02,095 --> 00:11:04,297 ONE PLAY-- JUST ONE PLAY. 258 00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:08,836 AS FOR ME, I'M GLAD I DIDN'T TAKE THE RAP FOR CHEATING 259 00:11:09,036 --> 00:11:10,370 'CAUSE I DIDN'T. 260 00:11:10,570 --> 00:11:12,372 HEY, FUNNIE, I GOT IT. 261 00:11:12,572 --> 00:11:15,575 YOU WEAR A MIRROR IN YOUR HAT... 262 00:11:15,776 --> 00:11:17,177 ROGER, I DIDN'T CHEAT. 263 00:11:17,377 --> 00:11:18,746 CHALKY DID. 264 00:11:18,946 --> 00:11:19,913 STUDEBAKER? 265 00:11:20,113 --> 00:11:20,680 UH-HUH. 266 00:11:23,016 --> 00:11:25,685 FUNNIE, I'M REALLY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU. 267 00:11:25,886 --> 00:11:26,854 WAIT A MINUTE! 268 00:11:27,054 --> 00:11:28,521 CHALKY'S EVEN BETTER. 269 00:11:28,722 --> 00:11:30,657 NOBODY WILL EVER SUSPECT HIM. 270 00:11:30,858 --> 00:11:31,691 WHERE IS HE? 271 00:11:33,426 --> 00:11:35,695 I WONDER WHAT SIZE HAT HE WEARS. 272 00:11:35,896 --> 00:11:37,597 HEY, CHALKY, CHALKY! 273 00:11:45,739 --> 00:11:47,607 DEAR JOURNAL, DID YOU EVER FEEL 274 00:11:47,808 --> 00:11:51,211 LIKE SOMEONE WAS HOLDING YOUR HEART IN THEIR HAND? 275 00:11:51,411 --> 00:11:53,480 WELL, THAT'S HOW I FELT TODAY. 276 00:11:53,680 --> 00:11:55,415 IT ALL STARTED AT RECESS. 277 00:11:55,615 --> 00:11:56,616 BEETS AGAIN? 278 00:11:56,817 --> 00:11:57,717 MAN! 279 00:11:57,918 --> 00:11:58,786 HEY, DOUG? 280 00:11:58,986 --> 00:12:00,821 OH, HEY, PATTI. 281 00:12:01,021 --> 00:12:02,856 CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING? 282 00:12:03,056 --> 00:12:04,724 UM... SURE, WHAT? 283 00:12:04,925 --> 00:12:06,994 ( giggling ) 284 00:12:07,194 --> 00:12:09,196 ARE YOU DOING ANYTHING FRIDAY NIGHT? 285 00:12:09,396 --> 00:12:11,498 NO... NOT YET, I MEAN. 286 00:12:11,698 --> 00:12:13,834 WOULD YOU LIKE TO SEE A MOVIE? 287 00:12:14,034 --> 00:12:15,702 SURE... WHO ELSE IS GOING? 288 00:12:15,903 --> 00:12:17,270 WELL, NOBODY YET. 289 00:12:17,470 --> 00:12:19,706 I WASN'T PLANNING TO ASK ANYBODY. 290 00:12:19,907 --> 00:12:21,074 YOU WEREN'T? 291 00:12:21,274 --> 00:12:22,142 DID YOU WANT TO INVITE 292 00:12:22,342 --> 00:12:23,777 SOMEONE ELSE? 293 00:12:23,977 --> 00:12:26,046 WELL, NO... YOU MEAN, JUST ME AND YOU? 294 00:12:26,246 --> 00:12:27,314 WELL, YEAH. 295 00:12:27,514 --> 00:12:28,882 OH. 296 00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:31,151 IF YOU DON'T WANT TO, THAT'S OKAY. 297 00:12:31,351 --> 00:12:33,553 NO, I MEAN, YES, IT SOUNDS GREAT. 298 00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:35,288 OH, GOOD. 299 00:12:35,488 --> 00:12:38,058 I'LL MEET YOU BY THE UNIPLEX FRIDAY AT 7:30. 300 00:12:38,258 --> 00:12:39,192 SOUNDS GREAT. 301 00:12:39,392 --> 00:12:40,193 SEE YOU. 302 00:12:40,393 --> 00:12:41,394 SEE YOU. 303 00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:43,096 WOW! JUST ME AND PATTI. 304 00:12:43,296 --> 00:12:45,398 I WONDER IF THAT MEANS IT'S A... 305 00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:46,599 A... 306 00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:48,435 All: A DATE! 307 00:12:48,635 --> 00:12:50,737 CONGRATULATIONS, DOUG. 308 00:12:50,938 --> 00:12:52,806 OOH, WUBBA, WUBBA. 309 00:12:53,006 --> 00:12:55,575 WHAT WILL YOU NAME THE KIDS? 310 00:12:55,775 --> 00:12:57,077 WHOA, DOUG. 311 00:12:57,277 --> 00:12:58,645 OKAY, STUD! 312 00:12:58,846 --> 00:13:00,447 ( all giggling ) 313 00:13:00,647 --> 00:13:02,615 * DOUG AND PATTI SITTIN' IN A TREE... * 314 00:13:04,317 --> 00:13:05,318 ( footsteps ) 315 00:13:05,518 --> 00:13:06,419 ( hinge creaks ) 316 00:13:06,619 --> 00:13:07,520 ( barks ) 317 00:13:07,720 --> 00:13:08,922 * DOUG... * 318 00:13:09,122 --> 00:13:09,990 THAT'S ME. 319 00:13:12,459 --> 00:13:13,360 HEY! 320 00:13:13,560 --> 00:13:15,095 ( barks ) 321 00:13:15,295 --> 00:13:15,896 ( yelps ) 322 00:13:21,434 --> 00:13:22,836 IT'S NOT A DATE, SKEET 323 00:13:23,036 --> 00:13:24,938 OR SHE WOULD HAVE CALLED IT A DATE. 324 00:13:25,138 --> 00:13:26,539 NOT NECESSARILY. 325 00:13:26,739 --> 00:13:28,741 SHE MIGHT BE PLAYING HARD-TO-GET. 326 00:13:28,942 --> 00:13:30,277 Doug: HARD-TO-GET? 327 00:13:30,477 --> 00:13:31,411 WHY? 328 00:13:31,611 --> 00:13:33,313 TO DRIVE YOU INSANE. 329 00:13:33,513 --> 00:13:33,981 Nerd: INSANE? 330 00:13:36,016 --> 00:13:38,952 HOW WILL I KNOW IF IT'S A DATE OR NOT? 331 00:13:39,152 --> 00:13:40,988 IS SHE GOING TO DRESS UP? 332 00:13:41,188 --> 00:13:43,223 IF SO, IT'S PROBABLY A DATE. 333 00:13:43,423 --> 00:13:45,825 ( kissing noises ) 334 00:13:46,026 --> 00:13:47,961 OH, FUNNIE, DIDN'T SEE YOU COMING. 335 00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:51,631 ( all laughing ) 336 00:13:57,737 --> 00:14:00,240 HOW ABOUT IF SHE ISN'T DRESSED UP? 337 00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:02,142 TRY BUYING HER A TICKET. 338 00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:03,643 IF SHE LETS YOU BUY 339 00:14:03,843 --> 00:14:04,711 IT'S A DATE. 340 00:14:04,912 --> 00:14:06,046 IF SHE DOESN'T? 341 00:14:06,246 --> 00:14:07,881 HMM... THE HANDHOLD? 342 00:14:08,081 --> 00:14:09,382 DEFINITELY. 343 00:14:09,582 --> 00:14:11,118 IF SHE LETS YOU HOLD HER HAND 344 00:14:11,318 --> 00:14:12,819 IT IS DEFINITELY A DATE. 345 00:14:13,020 --> 00:14:14,787 Teacher: IN YOUR SEATS, EVERYONE. 346 00:14:14,988 --> 00:14:20,127 TODAY WE CONTINUE OUR DISCUSSION OF ANIMAL MATING RITUALS. 347 00:14:20,327 --> 00:14:21,428 Girl: NOT AGAIN! 348 00:14:21,628 --> 00:14:23,230 WOW! 349 00:14:23,430 --> 00:14:26,833 IF IT IS A DATE, I'VE GOT RESEARCH TO DO. 350 00:14:27,034 --> 00:14:30,403 I BET SMASH ADAMS KNOWS WHAT TO DO ON A DATE. 351 00:14:32,272 --> 00:14:37,444 OH, SMASH, I NEVER MET A MAN LIKE YOU. 352 00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:40,813 ( screaming ) 353 00:14:46,353 --> 00:14:48,855 MAY I HAVE THIS DANCE? 354 00:14:49,056 --> 00:14:50,390 MEOW! 355 00:14:54,494 --> 00:14:57,697 ( grunting and meowing ) 356 00:14:59,832 --> 00:15:03,036 ( pop music playing ) 357 00:15:03,236 --> 00:15:05,372 ( inane giggling ) 358 00:15:06,506 --> 00:15:07,640 HEY! 359 00:15:07,840 --> 00:15:09,142 THIS IS RIDICULOUS. 360 00:15:09,342 --> 00:15:11,311 REAL PEOPLE DON'T DO THIS. 361 00:15:11,511 --> 00:15:15,082 I WANTED TO SEE WHAT A NORMAL PERSON DID ON A DATE 362 00:15:15,282 --> 00:15:17,517 BUT I HAD TO SETTLE FOR JUDY. 363 00:15:17,717 --> 00:15:19,086 JUDY, YOU'VE GOT A DATE 364 00:15:19,286 --> 00:15:20,920 WITH CASSIUS TONIGHT, RIGHT? 365 00:15:21,121 --> 00:15:22,389 A DATE? 366 00:15:22,589 --> 00:15:23,991 MOM AND DAD "DATED," DOUGIE. 367 00:15:24,191 --> 00:15:26,426 DATING WENT OUT WITH BELLBOTTOMS. 368 00:15:26,626 --> 00:15:28,561 BUT YOU'RE WEARING BELLBOTTOMS. 369 00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:29,796 DON'T GET SMART. 370 00:15:29,997 --> 00:15:31,831 YOU'RE "DOING SOMETHING" 371 00:15:32,032 --> 00:15:33,967 WITH CASSIUS TONIGHT, RIGHT? 372 00:15:34,167 --> 00:15:37,870 WE'RE GOING TO A SILENT FILM BY INGMAR BELCHNIK 373 00:15:38,071 --> 00:15:40,007 AND THEN TO A CHARMING CAFE. 374 00:15:40,207 --> 00:15:41,008 ( horn beeps ) 375 00:15:41,208 --> 00:15:42,475 THERE HE IS! 376 00:15:42,675 --> 00:15:44,344 WAIT-- THERE'S SOME STUFF 377 00:15:44,544 --> 00:15:45,878 I GOT TO ASK YOU. 378 00:15:46,079 --> 00:15:48,448 GREETINGS, DARLING. 379 00:15:48,648 --> 00:15:51,084 YOU LOOK VORACIOUS. 380 00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:54,221 OH, CASSIUS, GET OVER IT. 381 00:15:56,789 --> 00:16:00,860 "STEP ONE-- USE GOOFY ACCENT." 382 00:16:01,061 --> 00:16:02,695 Judy: THAT WAS ABSOLUTELY 383 00:16:02,895 --> 00:16:04,231 ANALEPTIC. 384 00:16:04,431 --> 00:16:06,733 I THOUGHT THE SHOT DISTRIBUTION 385 00:16:06,933 --> 00:16:08,901 WAS RATHER SELF-INDULGENT. 386 00:16:09,102 --> 00:16:11,438 CASS, YOU'RE SUCH A PURIST. 387 00:16:11,638 --> 00:16:15,908 "STEP TWO-- USE BIG WORDS." 388 00:16:16,109 --> 00:16:19,612 HOW CAN YOU SAY ART NEEDS NO MORAL JUSTIFICATION 389 00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:21,714 WHEN EVERYTHING HAS POLITICAL... 390 00:16:23,150 --> 00:16:25,985 THAT'S WHAT I'M SUPPOSED TO DO? 391 00:16:27,987 --> 00:16:30,890 I THOUGHT THE INSTIMATIC SHOT RETRIBUTION 392 00:16:31,091 --> 00:16:32,859 WAS RATHER SELF-REGURGENT. 393 00:16:33,060 --> 00:16:35,595 DOUG, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 394 00:16:35,795 --> 00:16:38,098 WELL, UM... 395 00:16:38,298 --> 00:16:39,699 ( making kissing noises ) 396 00:16:39,899 --> 00:16:41,601 DOUG, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 397 00:16:41,801 --> 00:16:43,170 WELL, I WAS JUST... 398 00:16:43,370 --> 00:16:44,337 I... I... 399 00:16:44,537 --> 00:16:46,406 ( screaming ) 400 00:16:49,876 --> 00:16:52,612 THIS WAS GOING TO BE A DISASTER. 401 00:16:52,812 --> 00:16:54,347 Doug: SKEET, I CAN'T DO IT. 402 00:16:54,547 --> 00:16:55,515 SURE YOU CAN. 403 00:16:55,715 --> 00:16:57,284 WE'LL TRY IT AGAIN. 404 00:16:57,484 --> 00:16:59,686 FIRST YOU PUT YOUR HAND ON HERS. 405 00:16:59,886 --> 00:17:02,255 I'LL CALL AND TELL HER I'M SICK. 406 00:17:02,455 --> 00:17:03,923 COME ON, DOUG. 407 00:17:04,124 --> 00:17:06,593 YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW IF IT'S A DATE YET. 408 00:17:06,793 --> 00:17:08,428 THEN WHY AM I DOING THIS? 409 00:17:08,628 --> 00:17:10,130 TO FIND OUT. 410 00:17:10,330 --> 00:17:12,832 IF SHE LETS YOU HOLD HER HAND, IT'S A DATE. 411 00:17:13,032 --> 00:17:13,766 NOW, TRY IT. 412 00:17:16,669 --> 00:17:18,505 MMM! 413 00:17:18,705 --> 00:17:20,540 HEY, CUT IT OUT. 414 00:17:20,740 --> 00:17:21,641 YECH! 415 00:17:21,841 --> 00:17:23,343 THAT DOES IT. 416 00:17:23,543 --> 00:17:26,513 I'M CALLING HER AND TELLING HER IT'S OFF. 417 00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:27,780 CALLING HER? 418 00:17:27,980 --> 00:17:30,217 ( Porkchop whining ) 419 00:17:30,417 --> 00:17:33,353 DOUG, ARE YOU GOING ON A DATE? 420 00:17:33,553 --> 00:17:35,054 IT'S NOT A DATE. 421 00:17:35,255 --> 00:17:37,457 DATING WENT OUT WITH BELLBOTTOMS, REMEMBER? 422 00:17:37,657 --> 00:17:39,159 THIS IS SO ROMANTIC! 423 00:17:39,359 --> 00:17:41,494 SOON YOU'LL BE BREAKING HEARTS. 424 00:17:41,694 --> 00:17:43,930 THERE'LL BE DESPERATE MESSAGES: 425 00:17:44,131 --> 00:17:46,133 "DOUG, WHY HAVEN'T YOU CALLED? 426 00:17:46,333 --> 00:17:47,234 "I LOVE YOU. 427 00:17:47,434 --> 00:17:48,368 I LOVE YOU." 428 00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:50,903 JUDY, KNOCK IT OFF. 429 00:17:51,104 --> 00:17:53,173 YOU'RE NOT PLANNING ON WEARING THAT! 430 00:17:53,373 --> 00:17:54,307 STAY HERE. 431 00:17:54,507 --> 00:17:55,675 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 432 00:17:55,875 --> 00:17:57,277 HIYA, SLUGGER. 433 00:17:57,477 --> 00:17:59,346 HEAR YOU'VE GOT A BIG DATE TONIGHT. 434 00:17:59,546 --> 00:18:00,880 IT'S NOT A DATE! 435 00:18:01,080 --> 00:18:03,350 YOU KNOW, SON, THERE COMES A TIME 436 00:18:03,550 --> 00:18:05,485 IN EVERY MAN'S LIFE WHEN... 437 00:18:05,685 --> 00:18:07,154 DOUGLAS? THERE YOU ARE. 438 00:18:07,354 --> 00:18:09,456 YOU MIGHT LIKE TO WEAR THIS BLAZER 439 00:18:09,656 --> 00:18:10,857 ON YOUR LITTLE DATE. 440 00:18:11,057 --> 00:18:12,325 WE GAVE IT TO YOU 441 00:18:12,525 --> 00:18:13,960 AND YOU'VE NEVER WORN IT. 442 00:18:14,161 --> 00:18:16,196 MOTHER, LEAVE IT TO THE EXPERT. 443 00:18:16,396 --> 00:18:17,930 OKAY, DOUGIE-- 444 00:18:18,131 --> 00:18:21,301 WE'LL STICK TO BASIC JEANS AND BLACK LEATHER. 445 00:18:21,501 --> 00:18:23,336 WE COULD GO WITH... KEY-CHAIN. 446 00:18:23,536 --> 00:18:25,538 NO... STICK WITH THE HANDKERCHIEF 447 00:18:25,738 --> 00:18:27,174 BUT NOT ON THE LEFT. 448 00:18:27,374 --> 00:18:29,709 JUDITH, DOUGLAS WOULDN'T WEAR THAT 449 00:18:29,909 --> 00:18:32,679 ON HIS DATE WITH THAT CUTE LITTLE GIRL. 450 00:18:32,879 --> 00:18:35,315 SHE'S THE BLONDE ONE, RIGHT? PATSI? 451 00:18:35,515 --> 00:18:37,284 HEY, WHY DON'T YOU TWO 452 00:18:37,484 --> 00:18:39,586 LET US HAVE A MAN-TO-MAN CHAT, HUH? 453 00:18:39,786 --> 00:18:40,653 STOP!! 454 00:18:40,853 --> 00:18:41,521 HUH? 455 00:18:41,721 --> 00:18:43,022 HUH? 456 00:18:43,223 --> 00:18:44,524 IT'S NOT A DATE, OKAY? 457 00:18:44,724 --> 00:18:46,726 I'M WEARING MY REGULAR CLOTHES 458 00:18:46,926 --> 00:18:49,996 AND I WANT EVERYBODY TO STOP MAKING 459 00:18:50,197 --> 00:18:52,432 SUCH A BIG DEAL OUT OF IT. 460 00:18:54,201 --> 00:18:55,468 IT'S NO BIG DEAL. 461 00:18:55,668 --> 00:18:56,903 IT'S NOT A DATE. 462 00:18:57,103 --> 00:18:58,405 IT'S NO BIG DEAL. 463 00:18:58,605 --> 00:19:00,207 HEY, LOVER LIPS! 464 00:19:00,407 --> 00:19:02,642 HOW'S THEM SMACKERS? 465 00:19:02,842 --> 00:19:05,178 I'M JUST GOING TO GO TO THE MOVIES 466 00:19:05,378 --> 00:19:07,046 LIKE ANY OTHER NIGHT... 467 00:19:07,247 --> 00:19:09,382 GOOD EVENING, SMOOCHMASTER DOUG. 468 00:19:09,582 --> 00:19:11,351 ( nerds laughing ) 469 00:19:11,551 --> 00:19:12,552 IT'S NOT A DATE. 470 00:19:12,752 --> 00:19:13,786 IT'S NOT A DATE. 471 00:19:13,986 --> 00:19:15,021 IT'S NOT A DATE. 472 00:19:15,222 --> 00:19:16,389 IT'S NOT A DATE. 473 00:19:16,589 --> 00:19:17,890 Patti: HEY DOUG, HURRY 474 00:19:18,090 --> 00:19:19,792 OR WE'LL MISS THE SHOW. 475 00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:21,127 HEY, PATTI. 476 00:19:21,328 --> 00:19:22,395 SHE'S DRESSED UP. 477 00:19:22,595 --> 00:19:23,630 OKAY, IT'S A DATE. 478 00:19:25,565 --> 00:19:27,133 UM... TWO, PLEASE. 479 00:19:27,334 --> 00:19:28,268 THANK YOU. 480 00:19:28,468 --> 00:19:29,902 HERE'S YOUR... 481 00:19:30,102 --> 00:19:31,103 ONE, PLEASE. 482 00:19:31,304 --> 00:19:32,572 THANK YOU. 483 00:19:32,772 --> 00:19:34,407 COME ON, DOUG, WE'LL BE LATE. 484 00:19:34,607 --> 00:19:35,708 BUT... BUT I... 485 00:19:35,908 --> 00:19:38,177 OKAY, IT'S NOT A DATE. 486 00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:48,988 ( coughing ) 487 00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:50,923 Woman: Oh, Charles-- 488 00:19:51,123 --> 00:19:53,626 society will never accept our love. 489 00:19:53,826 --> 00:19:56,696 Charles: But we cannot let them stop us. 490 00:19:56,896 --> 00:19:59,232 We must listen to our hearts. 491 00:19:59,432 --> 00:20:01,434 But we're so different. 492 00:20:01,634 --> 00:20:03,470 We come from different worlds. 493 00:20:03,670 --> 00:20:05,305 I know, Katerina. 494 00:20:05,505 --> 00:20:08,808 You are from a rich, powerful family, whereas I... 495 00:20:09,008 --> 00:20:12,044 I'm a giant lizard creature from Planet Z. 496 00:20:12,245 --> 00:20:15,081 But I... I love you. 497 00:20:15,282 --> 00:20:16,283 Oh, Charles. 498 00:20:16,483 --> 00:20:17,850 Oh, Katerina. 499 00:20:18,050 --> 00:20:19,952 Oh, Charles. 500 00:20:20,152 --> 00:20:21,421 Oh, Katerina. 501 00:20:21,621 --> 00:20:22,822 TUMMY BUNNY? 502 00:20:23,022 --> 00:20:24,056 YES, PLEASE. 503 00:20:30,730 --> 00:20:32,499 THE NIGHT WAS ALMOST OVER 504 00:20:32,699 --> 00:20:35,935 AND I STILL HAD NO IDEA WHAT PATTI WAS THINKING. 505 00:20:36,135 --> 00:20:38,037 SHOULD WE GO DO SOMETHING ELSE? 506 00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:39,539 LIKE WHAT? 507 00:20:39,739 --> 00:20:41,908 WE COULD GO TO A CHARMING CAFE 508 00:20:42,108 --> 00:20:43,009 FOR COFFEE. 509 00:20:43,209 --> 00:20:44,411 OH, I HATE COFFEE. 510 00:20:44,611 --> 00:20:46,212 IT TASTES LIKE CHALK. 511 00:20:46,413 --> 00:20:48,114 YEAH, ME, TOO. 512 00:20:48,315 --> 00:20:49,949 ( laughing ) 513 00:20:50,149 --> 00:20:53,320 Patti: I LIKED THE PART WHERE THE MONSTER SAYS 514 00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:55,688 "WHAT YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT?" 515 00:20:55,888 --> 00:20:57,990 SO SHE SHOOTS HIM WITH THE LASER. 516 00:20:58,190 --> 00:20:59,792 ( both laugh ) 517 00:20:59,992 --> 00:21:02,895 YEAH, OR WHEN THE GUY GRABS HER ARM, AND SHE... 518 00:21:05,932 --> 00:21:06,232 OOPS. 519 00:21:16,743 --> 00:21:19,446 I HAD A REALLY GOOD TIME TONIGHT, DOUG. 520 00:21:19,646 --> 00:21:20,513 YEAH. 521 00:21:20,713 --> 00:21:21,581 ME, TOO. 522 00:21:23,683 --> 00:21:25,184 YOU KNOW, YOUR GRASS IS REALLY... 523 00:21:26,786 --> 00:21:28,054 SPRINGY. 524 00:21:28,254 --> 00:21:29,956 YEAH, THEY WATER IT... A LOT. 525 00:21:30,156 --> 00:21:31,424 YEAH, WATER IT... A LOT. 526 00:21:33,460 --> 00:21:34,293 SO PATTI... 527 00:21:34,494 --> 00:21:35,762 SO DOUG? 528 00:21:35,962 --> 00:21:38,498 ( both giggle nervously ) 529 00:21:38,698 --> 00:21:41,067 LISTEN, WAS TONIGHT SUPPOSED TO BE 530 00:21:41,267 --> 00:21:42,201 A... WHATEVER? 531 00:21:42,402 --> 00:21:43,803 I DON'T KNOW. 532 00:21:44,003 --> 00:21:46,272 ARE YOU SAYING IT WAS A... YOU KNOW? 533 00:21:46,473 --> 00:21:47,807 NO, I DON'T THINK 534 00:21:48,007 --> 00:21:50,176 IT WAS NECESSARILY A... WHATEVER 535 00:21:50,377 --> 00:21:52,945 UNLESS YOU THINK IT WAS A... YOU KNOW. 536 00:21:53,145 --> 00:21:54,280 ME, NEITHER. 537 00:21:54,481 --> 00:21:56,048 I CAN'T BELIEVE 538 00:21:56,248 --> 00:21:58,385 EVERYBODY THOUGHT IT WAS. 539 00:22:03,322 --> 00:22:05,057 WELL, GOOD NIGHT. 540 00:22:05,257 --> 00:22:06,759 SO THAT WAS IT. 541 00:22:06,959 --> 00:22:08,495 AFTER ALL THAT. 542 00:22:08,695 --> 00:22:10,463 IT WASN'T A DATE. 543 00:22:10,663 --> 00:22:12,231 IT WASN'T A DATE. 544 00:22:17,737 --> 00:22:19,005 OR MAYBE... 545 00:22:19,205 --> 00:22:20,840 Roger: PSST! HEY, FUNNIE... 546 00:22:21,040 --> 00:22:21,908 OH, GREAT. 547 00:22:22,108 --> 00:22:23,476 HOW'D IT GO? 548 00:22:23,676 --> 00:22:25,512 WHY, YOU WANT TO RAG ME ABOUT IT? 549 00:22:25,712 --> 00:22:27,013 WE WERE HOPING 550 00:22:27,213 --> 00:22:29,015 YOU COULD GIVE US SOME TIPS... 551 00:22:29,215 --> 00:22:30,417 ON HOW TO GET GIRLS. 552 00:22:30,617 --> 00:22:31,818 WE WANT GIRLS. 553 00:22:32,018 --> 00:22:33,686 YEAH, HOW DO YOU DO THAT? 554 00:22:33,886 --> 00:22:36,389 DO YOU SPEND A LOT OF MONEY ON 'EM? 555 00:22:36,589 --> 00:22:39,358 ( all talking at once ) 556 00:22:47,467 --> 00:22:50,903 Captioned by The Caption Center WGBH Educational Foundation