1 00:00:02,485 --> 00:00:05,384 [rhythmic music] 2 00:00:05,488 --> 00:00:08,698 ♪ 3 00:00:08,801 --> 00:00:12,288 - ♪ DOO, DOO-DOO, DOO-DOO-DOO, DOO, DOO-DOO, DOO-DOO ♪ 4 00:00:12,391 --> 00:00:15,946 ♪ DOO, DOO-DOO, DOO-DOO-DOO, DOO, DOO-DOO, DOO-DOO ♪ 5 00:00:16,050 --> 00:00:19,640 ♪ DOO, DOO-DOO, DOO-DOO-DOO, DOO, DOO-DOO, DOO-DOO ♪ 6 00:00:19,743 --> 00:00:23,230 ♪ DOO, DOO-DOO, DOO-DOO-DOO, DOO, DOO-DOO, DOO-DOO ♪ 7 00:00:23,333 --> 00:00:29,443 ♪ 8 00:00:29,546 --> 00:00:30,858 [dog barks] 9 00:00:30,961 --> 00:00:34,379 ♪ DOO, DOO-DOO, DOO-DOO-DOO, DOO, DOO-DOO, DOO-DOO ♪ 10 00:00:34,482 --> 00:00:36,174 ♪ NA NA NA NA, NA NA NA, NA NA, NA NA ♪ 11 00:00:36,277 --> 00:00:37,934 ♪ NA NA NA NA NA, NA NA, NA NA ♪ 12 00:00:38,038 --> 00:00:39,867 ♪ NA NA NA NA, NA NA NA, NA NA, NA NA ♪ 13 00:00:39,970 --> 00:00:41,696 ♪ NA NA NA NA, NA NA NA, NA, NA, NA ♪ 14 00:00:41,800 --> 00:00:43,491 ♪ NA NA NA NA, NA NA NA, NA NA, NA NA ♪ 15 00:00:43,595 --> 00:00:45,390 ♪ NA NA NA NA, NA NA NA, NA, NA, NA! ♪ 16 00:00:47,150 --> 00:00:49,877 [applause] 17 00:00:49,980 --> 00:00:52,707 - WELCOME BACK TO YOUR SATURDAY NITE. 18 00:00:52,811 --> 00:00:54,295 NOW FOR OUR FINAL ROUND. 19 00:00:54,399 --> 00:00:56,159 HOW WOULD YOU, PATTI MAYONNAISE, 20 00:00:56,263 --> 00:00:59,093 LIKE TO SPEND YOUR SATURDAY NIGHT? 21 00:00:59,197 --> 00:01:00,405 - GO FOR IT, PATTI! 22 00:01:00,508 --> 00:01:02,683 - CHOICE NUMBER ONE: WRITING A PAPER FOR EXTRA CREDIT 23 00:01:02,786 --> 00:01:04,616 ON THE MATING HABITS OF THE TSETSE FLY 24 00:01:04,719 --> 00:01:07,343 WITH YOUR TEACHER, MRS. WINGO. 25 00:01:07,446 --> 00:01:09,897 - IT'S AN INTERESTING TOPIC. 26 00:01:10,000 --> 00:01:11,692 - OR CHOICE NUMBER TWO: 27 00:01:11,795 --> 00:01:14,902 STAY AT HOME AND WASH YOUR HAIR. 28 00:01:15,005 --> 00:01:17,042 man: SHAMPOO! 29 00:01:17,146 --> 00:01:19,286 - OR CHOICE NUMBER THREE: 30 00:01:19,389 --> 00:01:20,942 GOING TO THE TRI-COUNTY FAIR 31 00:01:21,046 --> 00:01:25,085 WITH YOUR VERY OWN CLASSMATE DOUG FUNNIE. 32 00:01:25,188 --> 00:01:26,879 - HI, PATTI. 33 00:01:26,983 --> 00:01:29,123 I'M NICE. I'VE GOT A GREAT DOG. 34 00:01:29,227 --> 00:01:31,505 I CAN EAT A TON OF COTTON CANDY WITHOUT GETTING SICK. 35 00:01:31,608 --> 00:01:32,678 [crowd booing] 36 00:01:32,782 --> 00:01:34,715 - WELL, PATTI? 37 00:01:34,818 --> 00:01:39,375 - UM... [crowd yelling] 38 00:01:39,478 --> 00:01:41,031 - NUMBER THREE! 39 00:01:41,135 --> 00:01:43,655 - UH, MAYBE... 40 00:01:43,758 --> 00:01:45,001 UH, THE SHAMPOO? 41 00:01:45,105 --> 00:01:46,520 NO, I MEAN MRS. WINGO. 42 00:01:46,623 --> 00:01:47,624 NO, NO, I MEAN DOUG. 43 00:01:47,728 --> 00:01:49,661 NO, MAYBE THE SHAMPOO. UM... 44 00:01:49,764 --> 00:01:51,697 - SINCE MOVING TO BLUFFINGTON, 45 00:01:51,801 --> 00:01:53,837 I'VE BEEN THROUGH SOME ROUGH TIMES. 46 00:01:53,941 --> 00:01:57,186 BUT THE ROUGHEST WAS WONDERING IF THE FIRST DATE IN MY LIFE 47 00:01:57,289 --> 00:02:00,223 WOULD BE WITH PATTI MAYONNAISE. 48 00:02:02,018 --> 00:02:03,053 [footsteps] 49 00:02:03,157 --> 00:02:04,054 [door creaks] 50 00:02:04,158 --> 00:02:05,125 [dog barks] 51 00:02:06,609 --> 00:02:07,472 - THAT'S ME. 52 00:02:07,575 --> 00:02:08,990 - ♪ DA, DA-DA, DA DA 53 00:02:09,094 --> 00:02:10,889 ♪ DA, DA-DA, DA DA DA 54 00:02:10,992 --> 00:02:12,718 ♪ DA, DA-DA, DA DA 55 00:02:12,822 --> 00:02:15,480 ♪ DA-DA-DA, DA-DA, DA DA ♪ 56 00:02:15,583 --> 00:02:16,998 [dog barks] 57 00:02:18,172 --> 00:02:19,794 - ♪ DO, DO-DO, DO-DO-DO... 58 00:02:19,898 --> 00:02:24,247 - DEAR JOURNAL, IT ALL BEGAN ON A TYPICAL FRIDAY AFTERNOON. 59 00:02:24,351 --> 00:02:26,318 [school bell rings] 60 00:02:26,422 --> 00:02:33,429 ♪ 61 00:02:33,532 --> 00:02:37,122 "TRI-COUNTY FAIR, THIS SATURDAY." 62 00:02:37,226 --> 00:02:39,918 - AND IT'S GOT THIS GIANT FERRIS WHEEL. 63 00:02:40,021 --> 00:02:42,058 AND YOU KNOW THERE'S NOTHING I LOVE MORE 64 00:02:42,162 --> 00:02:44,129 THAN GOING ROUND AND ROUND IN CIRCLES 65 00:02:44,233 --> 00:02:45,441 AND NOT GETTING ANYWHERE. 66 00:02:45,544 --> 00:02:48,720 - WOW, THE FAIR'S HERE ALREADY. 67 00:02:48,823 --> 00:02:50,894 BOY, TIME SURE DOES FLY. 68 00:02:50,998 --> 00:02:53,173 - HEY, PATTI. 69 00:02:53,276 --> 00:02:54,174 - HEY, DOUG. HEY, SKEET. 70 00:02:54,277 --> 00:02:55,968 HOW'S IT GOING? both: FINE. 71 00:02:56,072 --> 00:02:57,004 - WELL, SEE YA. 72 00:02:57,107 --> 00:02:58,523 both: SEE YA. 73 00:02:58,626 --> 00:02:59,972 - HEY, DOUG? 74 00:03:00,076 --> 00:03:01,560 YO, DOUG? 75 00:03:01,664 --> 00:03:03,907 EARTH TO DOUG. COME IN, DOUG. 76 00:03:04,011 --> 00:03:04,977 EARTH TO DOUG. 77 00:03:05,081 --> 00:03:06,600 [imitates radio static and beeping] 78 00:03:06,703 --> 00:03:08,498 - HUH? - HEY, MAN. 79 00:03:08,602 --> 00:03:10,742 I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE THINKING. 80 00:03:10,845 --> 00:03:13,054 YOU WANT TO ASK PATTI TO GO TO THE FAIR WITH YOU, RIGHT? 81 00:03:13,158 --> 00:03:14,090 LIKE A DATE? 82 00:03:14,194 --> 00:03:15,712 - ME? HER? 83 00:03:15,816 --> 00:03:17,300 D-DATE? 84 00:03:17,404 --> 00:03:18,646 NO WAY. 85 00:03:18,750 --> 00:03:20,234 - RELAX, MAN. 86 00:03:20,338 --> 00:03:22,340 I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT A DATE DATE. 87 00:03:22,443 --> 00:03:24,169 WE'LL MAKE IT A GROUP THING, HMM? 88 00:03:24,273 --> 00:03:26,309 - A GROUP THING? - YEAH. 89 00:03:26,413 --> 00:03:29,830 ME AND YOU AND PORKCHOP AND BEEBE AND PATTI. 90 00:03:29,933 --> 00:03:31,314 - YOU THINK SO? 91 00:03:31,418 --> 00:03:33,074 - WHO KNOWS? 92 00:03:33,178 --> 00:03:38,183 MAYBE PATTI WILL SIT BESIDE YOU ON THE GIANT FERRIS WHEEL. 93 00:03:41,082 --> 00:03:43,257 - ♪ YOU AND ME GO ROUND AND ROUND ♪ 94 00:03:43,361 --> 00:03:45,708 ♪ FROM THE SKY TO THE GROUND 95 00:03:45,811 --> 00:03:48,262 ♪ WITH THE MOONLIGHT HIGH ABOVE ♪ 96 00:03:48,366 --> 00:03:51,679 ♪ LOOKING AT YOU COULD BE LOVE 97 00:03:51,783 --> 00:03:54,061 AND SO FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER, 98 00:03:54,164 --> 00:03:55,856 I DECIDED TO CALL PATTI. 99 00:03:55,959 --> 00:03:57,754 - COME ON. GO FOR IT, MAN. 100 00:03:57,858 --> 00:04:00,343 HA HA! 101 00:04:00,447 --> 00:04:03,312 - GEE, I WONDER WHAT SHE'LL SAY. 102 00:04:03,415 --> 00:04:06,591 [phone ringing] 103 00:04:06,694 --> 00:04:07,695 [light jazz music] 104 00:04:07,799 --> 00:04:09,732 - REALLY? YOU DON'T MEAN IT. 105 00:04:09,835 --> 00:04:12,976 [laughs] - MORE ROOT BEER, MY DEAR? 106 00:04:13,080 --> 00:04:15,427 - WOULD YOU EXCUSE ME? 107 00:04:15,531 --> 00:04:17,981 IT MUST BE ANOTHER ONE OF MY MANY BOYFRIENDS. 108 00:04:18,085 --> 00:04:19,673 YES? 109 00:04:19,776 --> 00:04:22,089 - UH, HELLO. PATTI? 110 00:04:22,192 --> 00:04:23,228 THIS IS DOUG. 111 00:04:23,332 --> 00:04:25,023 - DOUG? DOUG WHO? 112 00:04:25,126 --> 00:04:27,336 - YOU KNOW, DOUG FUNNIE. 113 00:04:27,439 --> 00:04:29,648 - DOUG FUNNIE. DOUG FUNNIE. 114 00:04:29,752 --> 00:04:32,341 I'M SORRY; I DON'T RECOGNIZE THAT NAME. 115 00:04:32,444 --> 00:04:34,929 YOU MUST HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER, LITTLE BOY. 116 00:04:35,033 --> 00:04:37,415 - [groans] 117 00:04:37,518 --> 00:04:39,865 I CAN'T GO THROUGH WITH IT, SKEET. 118 00:04:39,969 --> 00:04:43,490 WHAT IF SHE SAYS NO OR STARTS LAUGHING OR SOMETHING? 119 00:04:47,321 --> 00:04:49,081 - SHE WON'T LAUGH AT YOU. 120 00:04:49,185 --> 00:04:50,980 WHO KNOWS; MAYBE YOU COULD BE 121 00:04:51,083 --> 00:04:54,535 PATTI'S KNIGHT-IN-SHINING-ARMOR KIND OF GUY. 122 00:04:54,639 --> 00:04:57,849 [crickets chirping] 123 00:04:57,952 --> 00:04:59,644 [soft music] 124 00:04:59,747 --> 00:05:01,301 - YOO-HOO! 125 00:05:01,404 --> 00:05:03,544 MAID MAYONNAISE! 126 00:05:03,648 --> 00:05:05,615 [horse snuffles] 127 00:05:07,203 --> 00:05:09,861 - WHO ART THOU, PRAY TELL? 128 00:05:09,964 --> 00:05:14,003 - 'TIS I, SIR DOUGLAS OF FUNNIE. 129 00:05:15,315 --> 00:05:16,557 - 'SCUSE ME? 130 00:05:17,765 --> 00:05:19,422 - THANK YOU, SIR PORK OF CHOP. 131 00:05:19,526 --> 00:05:22,494 I SAID 'TIS I, SIR DOUGLAS OF FUNNIE. 132 00:05:22,598 --> 00:05:25,394 UH, IS THERE ANY CHANCE A FAIR DAMSEL LIKE YOU 133 00:05:25,497 --> 00:05:27,154 WOULD LIKE TO GO TO THE MEDIEVAL FAIR 134 00:05:27,257 --> 00:05:29,639 WITH ME AND SIR SKEETER AND LADY BEEBE? 135 00:05:29,743 --> 00:05:31,296 - YOU BET. 136 00:05:31,400 --> 00:05:33,471 HEADS UP! 137 00:05:33,574 --> 00:05:35,369 WHOO! 138 00:05:38,683 --> 00:05:40,409 - YOU'RE RIGHT, SKEETER. 139 00:05:42,065 --> 00:05:44,344 - COME ON. GO FOR IT, DOUG. 140 00:05:44,447 --> 00:05:46,242 [line ringing] 141 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:47,381 - HELLO? 142 00:05:47,485 --> 00:05:50,004 - UH, MAY I SPEAK TO... 143 00:05:50,108 --> 00:05:52,075 PATTI MAYONNAISE, PLEASE? 144 00:05:52,179 --> 00:05:53,249 - THIS IS SHE. 145 00:05:53,353 --> 00:05:55,424 - OH, IT'S YOU, PATTI. 146 00:05:55,527 --> 00:05:59,255 - OOH, THAT'S SMOOTH, REAL SMOOTH, MAN. 147 00:05:59,359 --> 00:06:00,187 - SHH! 148 00:06:00,290 --> 00:06:03,259 UH, I WAS, UH... 149 00:06:03,363 --> 00:06:06,193 WONDERING, WELL, IF YOU WANT TO, UM... 150 00:06:08,644 --> 00:06:09,714 GO TO THE FAIR, STUPID. 151 00:06:09,817 --> 00:06:11,232 I MEAN, WITH ME. 152 00:06:11,336 --> 00:06:13,476 NO, I MEAN, NOT WITH JUST ME, OF COURSE. 153 00:06:13,580 --> 00:06:15,098 IT'S--WELL, IT'S A GROUP THING. 154 00:06:15,202 --> 00:06:19,965 IT'LL BE YOU AND BEEBE AND SKEETER AND PORKCHOP AND ME. 155 00:06:21,519 --> 00:06:22,899 - SURE, DOUG. 156 00:06:23,003 --> 00:06:24,729 I'LL GO TO THE FAIR WITH YOU. 157 00:06:24,832 --> 00:06:26,247 I'LL MEET Y'ALL AT THE MAIN ENTRANCE 158 00:06:26,351 --> 00:06:27,456 TOMORROW AT 2:30. 159 00:06:27,559 --> 00:06:28,629 IS THAT OKAY? 160 00:06:28,733 --> 00:06:31,218 - SURE. WELL, GOTTA GO. BYE. 161 00:06:31,321 --> 00:06:33,151 YES! YES! 162 00:06:33,254 --> 00:06:34,773 YES! 163 00:06:36,257 --> 00:06:37,707 - WAY TO GO, MAN. 164 00:06:37,811 --> 00:06:40,330 YOU DID IT! 165 00:06:40,434 --> 00:06:42,471 - HURRY, HURRY! 166 00:06:42,574 --> 00:06:45,439 [lively music] 167 00:06:45,543 --> 00:06:48,166 - HEY, BEEBE. HEY, PATTI. 168 00:06:48,269 --> 00:06:50,375 both: HEY, DOUG. HEY, SKEETER. 169 00:06:50,479 --> 00:06:51,859 - WELL, IF YOU ASK ME, 170 00:06:51,963 --> 00:06:54,172 THINGS ARE GOING PRETTY GREAT SO FAR. 171 00:06:54,275 --> 00:06:57,209 - WELL, NOBODY'S ASKING YOU, FUNNIE FACE. 172 00:06:57,313 --> 00:06:59,039 [laughs] 173 00:06:59,142 --> 00:07:01,835 - ROGER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 174 00:07:01,938 --> 00:07:03,146 - SAME AS YOU, FUNNIE: 175 00:07:03,250 --> 00:07:04,976 READY TO SPEND A FUN-FILLED EVENING 176 00:07:05,079 --> 00:07:07,047 WITH MY DEAREST FRIENDS. 177 00:07:07,150 --> 00:07:08,497 UNFORTUNATELY, MY DEAREST FRIENDS 178 00:07:08,600 --> 00:07:11,085 HAVEN'T GOTTEN HERE YET, SO I'M GOING WITH YOU. 179 00:07:11,189 --> 00:07:13,053 [laughs] 180 00:07:13,156 --> 00:07:14,364 - GREAT. 181 00:07:14,468 --> 00:07:17,471 AND SO WE DECIDED TO TRY OUR LUCK 182 00:07:17,575 --> 00:07:19,853 AT THE "SOAK YOUR MAYOR" BOOTH. 183 00:07:19,956 --> 00:07:21,233 SKEETER WAS UP FIRST. 184 00:07:21,337 --> 00:07:24,236 - COME ON, SKEETER! - SOAK THE MAYOR. 185 00:07:24,340 --> 00:07:26,307 - WHOA! 186 00:07:26,411 --> 00:07:28,689 - GREAT SHOT, SKEETER. 187 00:07:28,793 --> 00:07:29,863 NOW LET ME TRY. 188 00:07:29,966 --> 00:07:30,898 - YES, IT'S A LITTLE CHILLY. 189 00:07:31,002 --> 00:07:34,212 - COME ON, PATTI. THROW IT. 190 00:07:34,315 --> 00:07:36,110 - WHOA! 191 00:07:36,214 --> 00:07:37,457 - YEAH! 192 00:07:37,560 --> 00:07:39,804 - OH, GREAT SHOT, PATTI. 193 00:07:39,907 --> 00:07:41,426 NOW LET ME TRY. 194 00:07:41,530 --> 00:07:43,117 - COME ON, DOUG. 195 00:07:43,221 --> 00:07:44,774 - NAIL IT, DOUG. 196 00:07:44,878 --> 00:07:47,777 - YOU CAN DO IT. I KNOW YOU CAN. 197 00:07:47,881 --> 00:07:49,779 - OH, MY GOODNESS, YOU DIDN'T HIT IT. 198 00:07:49,883 --> 00:07:50,677 [all groan] 199 00:07:50,780 --> 00:07:53,162 - WE HAVE A MISS. - PHEW! 200 00:07:53,265 --> 00:07:55,509 - NICE TRY, DEAD-EYE. 201 00:07:55,613 --> 00:07:58,236 - OKAY, PORKCHOP. 202 00:07:58,339 --> 00:08:00,031 - WHOA! 203 00:08:00,134 --> 00:08:02,551 - WAY TO GO, PORKCHOP! 204 00:08:04,380 --> 00:08:05,346 - HURRY, HURRY! 205 00:08:05,450 --> 00:08:08,039 HEAVE A BEET. WIN A PRIZE. 206 00:08:10,317 --> 00:08:13,113 - ALL RIGHT, ROGER! 207 00:08:13,216 --> 00:08:15,115 - UGH. I DON'T BELIEVE IT. 208 00:08:15,218 --> 00:08:18,256 SHE'S EVEN CHEERING FOR ROGER. 209 00:08:24,296 --> 00:08:25,643 kids: WOW! 210 00:08:25,746 --> 00:08:28,991 - ALL RIGHT! LET'S GO TO THE FERRIS WHEEL. 211 00:08:29,094 --> 00:08:31,545 - WE'LL SEE THE WHOLE FAIR LIT UP. 212 00:08:31,649 --> 00:08:34,272 - COME ON, MAN. THIS IS YOUR BIG CHANCE. 213 00:08:34,375 --> 00:08:36,274 - LET'S FACE IT, SKEETER. 214 00:08:36,377 --> 00:08:38,414 PATTI'LL NEVER SIT NEXT TO ME. 215 00:08:38,518 --> 00:08:40,071 [sighs] 216 00:08:44,834 --> 00:08:47,423 WHY SHOULD I PUT MYSELF THROUGH ALL THIS GRIEF? 217 00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:50,012 WHY SHOULD I EVEN BOTHER TO GO ON THE FERRIS WHEEL AT ALL? 218 00:08:50,115 --> 00:08:51,738 - ARE YOU KIDDING? 219 00:08:51,841 --> 00:08:52,842 THINK ABOUT IT, MAN. 220 00:08:52,946 --> 00:08:54,568 IF YOU DON'T GET ON THE RIDE, 221 00:08:54,672 --> 00:08:56,984 YOU TOTALLY WON'T HAVE A CHANCE WITH PATTI. 222 00:08:57,088 --> 00:09:00,850 BESIDES, SHE COULD END UP SITTING NEXT TO ROGER. 223 00:09:00,954 --> 00:09:02,196 - ROGER? 224 00:09:02,300 --> 00:09:03,853 [trumpet playing] 225 00:09:03,957 --> 00:09:05,199 - OH, ROGER. 226 00:09:05,303 --> 00:09:07,857 I'VE NEVER SEEN THIS SIDE OF YOU BEFORE. 227 00:09:07,961 --> 00:09:11,689 PLAY ME ANOTHER ROMANTIC SONG ON YOUR TROMBONE. 228 00:09:11,792 --> 00:09:14,105 - SURE, I'D LOVE TO. 229 00:09:14,208 --> 00:09:19,869 - OH, ROGER, THIS IS A MAGICAL NIGHT. 230 00:09:19,973 --> 00:09:23,701 - WELL, SKEETER, I CAN'T LET THAT HAPPEN. 231 00:09:25,219 --> 00:09:27,049 ONE, PLEASE. 232 00:09:30,915 --> 00:09:31,812 [gasps] 233 00:09:33,227 --> 00:09:34,470 WHEW. 234 00:09:36,299 --> 00:09:37,093 [gasps] 235 00:09:39,199 --> 00:09:40,407 WHEW. [screams] 236 00:09:42,202 --> 00:09:44,100 UH, THIS SEAT IS SAVED. 237 00:09:44,204 --> 00:09:45,861 - FOR WHO? YOUR MOTHER? 238 00:09:45,964 --> 00:09:48,311 - NONE OF YOUR BEESWAX, ROGER. 239 00:09:48,415 --> 00:09:51,038 - OOH! 240 00:09:54,421 --> 00:09:55,871 - COME ON, PATTI. 241 00:09:55,974 --> 00:09:57,700 PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE... - HEY, DOUG. 242 00:09:57,804 --> 00:09:59,702 MIND IF I SIT NEXT TO YOU? 243 00:09:59,806 --> 00:10:01,842 - MIND? YEAH. 244 00:10:01,946 --> 00:10:04,500 I MEAN, NO. I MEAN, SURE. 245 00:10:04,604 --> 00:10:06,122 - THANKS, DOUG. 246 00:10:06,226 --> 00:10:09,539 - AT THAT MOMENT, I WAS THE HAPPIEST GUY 247 00:10:09,643 --> 00:10:12,335 IN THE ENTIRE TRI-COUNTY AREA. 248 00:10:12,439 --> 00:10:14,890 - I CAN'T WAIT TILL WE GET GOIN'. 249 00:10:14,993 --> 00:10:18,652 DID YOU KNOW THIS IS THE FASTEST FERRIS WHEEL IN THE WORLD? 250 00:10:18,756 --> 00:10:20,620 - FASTEST? - SEE? 251 00:10:20,723 --> 00:10:24,831 THE GIANT TORNADO, FASTEST FERRIS WHEEL ON EARTH. 252 00:10:26,177 --> 00:10:27,419 both: WHOA! 253 00:10:27,523 --> 00:10:30,422 [all yelling] 254 00:10:33,909 --> 00:10:37,464 [laughter] 255 00:10:46,749 --> 00:10:48,026 - WHOA! 256 00:10:48,130 --> 00:10:50,063 THAT WAS GREAT! 257 00:10:50,166 --> 00:10:53,756 HERE, DOUG. I'LL GIVE YOU A HAND. 258 00:10:58,381 --> 00:11:00,280 [fireworks exploding] 259 00:11:03,076 --> 00:11:05,319 [crowd gasping] 260 00:11:05,423 --> 00:11:06,942 WOW. 261 00:11:07,045 --> 00:11:09,289 ISN'T THIS INCREDIBLE? 262 00:11:09,392 --> 00:11:14,121 - YES. THIS IS INCREDIBLE. 263 00:11:17,538 --> 00:11:20,265 EVEN IF IT WAS ONLY FOR A SECOND, 264 00:11:20,369 --> 00:11:23,648 EVEN IF SHE WAS ONLY HELPING ME OFF THE FERRIS WHEEL, 265 00:11:23,752 --> 00:11:25,857 PATTI MAYONNAISE AND I HELD HANDS 266 00:11:25,961 --> 00:11:30,275 AT THE TRI-COUNTRY FAIR FOR A SOLID 20 SECONDS. 267 00:11:30,379 --> 00:11:32,726 I MAY NEVER WASH THIS HAND AGAIN. 268 00:11:37,697 --> 00:11:41,597 WELL, MAYBE JUST THIS ONE TIME. 269 00:11:46,429 --> 00:11:47,223 - ♪ DOO, DOO-DOO, DOO-DOO-DOO 270 00:11:47,327 --> 00:11:48,224 ♪ DOO, DOO-DOO... 271 00:11:48,328 --> 00:11:49,363 - DEAR JOURNAL, 272 00:11:49,467 --> 00:11:51,020 DID YOU EVER HAVE SOMETHING HAPPEN TO YOU 273 00:11:51,124 --> 00:11:54,334 THAT MADE YOU REALIZE WHAT WAS REALLY IMPORTANT? 274 00:11:54,437 --> 00:11:56,163 LAST WEEK, I DID. 275 00:11:56,267 --> 00:11:59,442 SEE, BEEBE WAS HAVING THIS BIG COSTUME PARTY, 276 00:11:59,546 --> 00:12:01,203 AND SKEETER AND PORKCHOP AND ME 277 00:12:01,306 --> 00:12:03,688 WERE SEARCHING FOR THE PERFECT OUTFITS. 278 00:12:03,792 --> 00:12:05,552 WE WERE GOING TO GO AS OUR FAVORITE ROCK GROUP, 279 00:12:05,655 --> 00:12:06,726 THE BEETS. 280 00:12:06,829 --> 00:12:07,968 - COOL! 281 00:12:08,072 --> 00:12:10,384 - CHAP LIPMAN, WORLD'S GREATEST DRUMMER. 282 00:12:10,488 --> 00:12:12,559 - ♪ WHOA! 283 00:12:12,662 --> 00:12:13,491 ♪ MM, MM 284 00:12:13,594 --> 00:12:14,526 OOH, YEAH, YEAH. 285 00:12:14,630 --> 00:12:15,804 - ALL I NEEDED 286 00:12:15,907 --> 00:12:18,254 WAS TO FIND THE RIGHT WIG FOR MY COSTUME. 287 00:12:18,358 --> 00:12:20,912 BUT THEN, OUT OF THE BLUE, 288 00:12:21,016 --> 00:12:25,745 THE WORST THING THAT CAN HAPPEN TO TWO BEST FRIENDS HAPPENED. 289 00:12:31,129 --> 00:12:33,338 IS SOMETHING BUGGING YOU, SKEETER? 290 00:12:33,442 --> 00:12:36,100 - I CAN'T COME TO THE PARTY TOMORROW, DOUG. 291 00:12:36,203 --> 00:12:38,205 - WHAT? WHY NOT? 292 00:12:38,309 --> 00:12:42,416 - I JUST FOUND OUT I'M MOVING. 293 00:12:42,520 --> 00:12:44,453 - MOVING? 294 00:12:45,730 --> 00:12:47,318 [footsteps] 295 00:12:47,421 --> 00:12:48,112 [door creaks] 296 00:12:48,215 --> 00:12:49,251 [dog barks] 297 00:12:50,321 --> 00:12:51,287 - THAT'S ME. 298 00:12:51,391 --> 00:12:52,944 - ♪ DA, DA-DA, DA DA 299 00:12:53,048 --> 00:12:54,739 ♪ DA, DA-DA, DA DA DA 300 00:12:54,843 --> 00:12:56,499 ♪ DA, DA-DA, DA DA 301 00:12:56,603 --> 00:12:58,708 ♪ DA-DA-DA, DA-DA, DA DA ♪ 302 00:12:58,812 --> 00:13:00,365 [dog barks] 303 00:13:02,436 --> 00:13:04,991 - MOVING? WHY? 304 00:13:05,094 --> 00:13:06,889 - [moans] 305 00:13:06,993 --> 00:13:11,169 MY DAD SAID--HE TOLD ME I HAD ONE DAY TO PACK. 306 00:13:11,273 --> 00:13:13,240 - IT JUST COULDN'T BE TRUE. 307 00:13:13,344 --> 00:13:14,586 I'D KNOWN SKEETER 308 00:13:14,690 --> 00:13:16,588 FROM THE FIRST DAY I MOVED TO BLUFFINGTON, 309 00:13:16,692 --> 00:13:18,659 WHEN HE TAUGHT ME HOW TO ORDER FOOD 310 00:13:18,763 --> 00:13:19,591 FROM THE HONKER BURGER. 311 00:13:19,695 --> 00:13:21,214 WE'RE STARVING. 312 00:13:21,317 --> 00:13:22,802 HUH? - YO, MAN. 313 00:13:22,905 --> 00:13:24,596 LET ME TAKE CARE OF THIS. 314 00:13:24,700 --> 00:13:26,633 THE NEW KID WANTS THREE MOO COWS-- 315 00:13:26,736 --> 00:13:30,361 ONE NO CUKES, ONE NO STINKERS-- ONE WET ONE, FOUR TUBERS, 316 00:13:30,464 --> 00:13:31,327 AND FOUR FOR THE MIND. 317 00:13:31,431 --> 00:13:32,812 DO YOU WANT ANYTHING ELSE? 318 00:13:32,915 --> 00:13:35,642 - WELL, HOW DO YOU ORDER A SALAD FROM THE SALAD BAR? 319 00:13:35,745 --> 00:13:39,059 - ONE SALAD FROM THE SALAD BAR. 320 00:13:39,163 --> 00:13:42,856 - HE TAUGHT ME HOW TO DANCE WHEN I DIDN'T THINK I COULD. 321 00:13:42,960 --> 00:13:45,307 - [beatboxing] 322 00:13:45,410 --> 00:13:46,584 FIRST YOU MOVE YOUR ARMS 323 00:13:46,687 --> 00:13:48,482 LIKE YOU GOT AN ITCH YOU CAN'T REACH. 324 00:13:48,586 --> 00:13:52,555 ♪ 325 00:13:52,659 --> 00:13:55,282 AND THEN YOU BEND YOUR LEGS LIKE YOU'RE IN AN EARTHQUAKE. 326 00:13:55,386 --> 00:13:58,699 ♪ 327 00:13:58,803 --> 00:14:01,564 AND THEN YOU LET YOUR WHOLE BODY GO INTO SPIN DRIVE. 328 00:14:01,668 --> 00:14:07,777 ♪ 329 00:14:07,881 --> 00:14:11,022 [muffled] OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. 330 00:14:11,126 --> 00:14:12,610 - OH. 331 00:14:14,681 --> 00:14:16,200 - UH, SAY, 332 00:14:16,303 --> 00:14:19,824 COULD YOU JUST PULL MY FOOT OUT OF MY POCKET? 333 00:14:21,377 --> 00:14:22,413 - LIKE THIS? 334 00:14:22,516 --> 00:14:23,724 - YEAH, THAT'S IT. 335 00:14:23,828 --> 00:14:27,107 NO, NO, NO! THE OTHER WAY, THE OTHER WAY. 336 00:14:27,211 --> 00:14:29,558 YEAH, THAT'S IT. 337 00:14:31,111 --> 00:14:33,148 SEE YOU AT THE DANCE, DOUG. 338 00:14:34,321 --> 00:14:36,841 - AND WE MET THE BEETS TOGETHER. 339 00:14:36,945 --> 00:14:38,084 both: THE BEETS! 340 00:14:38,187 --> 00:14:39,879 ♪ AH, EE, OOH 341 00:14:39,982 --> 00:14:42,191 ♪ KILLER TOFU 342 00:14:42,295 --> 00:14:44,262 - LET'S JAM! 343 00:14:44,366 --> 00:14:46,747 all: ♪ OOH, EE, OOH 344 00:14:46,851 --> 00:14:49,371 ♪ KILLER TOFU 345 00:14:49,474 --> 00:14:50,441 - ♪ AH, EE, OOH 346 00:14:50,544 --> 00:14:52,374 ♪ NA, NA, NA NA NA NA NA 347 00:14:52,477 --> 00:14:53,306 HUH? 348 00:14:53,409 --> 00:14:54,548 [laughs nervously] 349 00:14:54,652 --> 00:14:56,550 AND NOW HE WAS LEAVING. 350 00:14:56,654 --> 00:14:58,932 LIFE JUST WOULDN'T BE THE SAME. 351 00:14:59,036 --> 00:15:01,141 ALL THOSE TIMES HE HELPED ME, 352 00:15:01,245 --> 00:15:03,937 BUT WHAT COULD I DO FOR HIM NOW? 353 00:15:04,041 --> 00:15:07,630 IT WOULD BE EASY FOR A SUPERHERO LIKE QUAILMAN. 354 00:15:07,734 --> 00:15:10,875 - HERE WE GO. - BYE, BLUFFINGTON. 355 00:15:10,979 --> 00:15:13,429 - OOH, WHAT'S THAT RUNNING ACROSS THE ROAD? 356 00:15:13,533 --> 00:15:15,293 - LOOKS LIKE A QUAIL. 357 00:15:15,397 --> 00:15:18,124 - IT IS I, QUAILMAN. 358 00:15:18,227 --> 00:15:22,335 HE'D JUST GIVE MR. VALENTINE THE QUAIL EYE. 359 00:15:22,438 --> 00:15:24,199 - HONEY? KIDS? 360 00:15:24,302 --> 00:15:26,891 I'M HELPLESS AND STUPEFIED. 361 00:15:26,995 --> 00:15:30,343 I DON'T THINK WE'LL BE MOVING AFTER ALL. 362 00:15:30,446 --> 00:15:34,692 - AND SMASH ADAMS, SECRET AGENT, WOULD JUST: 363 00:15:34,795 --> 00:15:36,659 [with British accent] HOLD IT RIGHT THERE. 364 00:15:36,763 --> 00:15:38,316 [men gasp] 365 00:15:38,420 --> 00:15:40,456 - SMASH ADAMS! 366 00:15:40,560 --> 00:15:41,768 OW. 367 00:15:41,871 --> 00:15:44,012 - YOU'RE NOT MOVING MY FRIEND ANYPLACE. 368 00:15:44,115 --> 00:15:45,047 HI-YAH! 369 00:15:45,151 --> 00:15:46,773 HUH! HUH! HI-YAH! 370 00:15:46,876 --> 00:15:48,361 NOW TAKE ALL THAT STUFF OFF THE TRUCK, 371 00:15:48,464 --> 00:15:49,603 AND PUT IT BACK. 372 00:15:52,020 --> 00:15:54,884 AND WATCH THE CORNERS. NO SCRATCHES. 373 00:15:55,851 --> 00:15:57,473 BUT WHAT ABOUT ME? 374 00:15:57,577 --> 00:15:59,820 WHAT COULD I DO? 375 00:16:00,925 --> 00:16:02,375 [screams] 376 00:16:02,478 --> 00:16:04,239 THIS IS TERRIBLE, SKEET. 377 00:16:04,342 --> 00:16:06,206 WHERE ARE YOU GOING TO MOVE? 378 00:16:06,310 --> 00:16:07,483 - I DON'T KNOW. 379 00:16:07,587 --> 00:16:09,865 MY DAD JUST SAID, "PACK UP. YOU'RE MOVING." 380 00:16:09,969 --> 00:16:11,142 OH! 381 00:16:11,246 --> 00:16:14,318 IF ONLY THERE WAS SOME WAY I DIDN'T HAVE TO. 382 00:16:14,421 --> 00:16:16,044 [gasps] WAIT! 383 00:16:16,147 --> 00:16:17,700 MAYBE I DON'THAVE TO. 384 00:16:17,804 --> 00:16:20,117 - DON'T HAVE TO WHAT? DON'T HAVE TO WHAT? 385 00:16:20,220 --> 00:16:22,498 - YOU'LL SEE, DOUG. IT'S A SURPRISE. 386 00:16:22,602 --> 00:16:24,604 [laughs] 387 00:16:24,707 --> 00:16:27,572 - I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT SKEETER HAD UP HIS SLEEVE, 388 00:16:27,676 --> 00:16:30,955 BUT WHATEVER IT WAS, I FIGURED IT WASN'T GOING TO WORK. 389 00:16:33,233 --> 00:16:35,511 - SURPRISE. TA-DA! 390 00:16:35,615 --> 00:16:38,687 I FOUND THIS OLD WIG FOR YOUR COSTUME. 391 00:16:38,790 --> 00:16:39,826 HOW DO I LOOK? 392 00:16:39,929 --> 00:16:41,828 - TERRIFIC, MOM. 393 00:16:41,931 --> 00:16:44,279 - YOU'LL LOOK GREAT AT THE PARTY. 394 00:16:44,382 --> 00:16:47,454 WHY, DOUGLAS, YOU LOOK JUST LIKE YOUR FATHER 395 00:16:47,558 --> 00:16:49,456 BEFORE WE WERE MARRIED. 396 00:16:49,560 --> 00:16:52,080 - GEE, THANKS, MOM. 397 00:16:52,183 --> 00:16:54,634 - LET'S SEE HOW IT LOOKS WITH THE REST OF YOUR OUTFIT. 398 00:17:01,296 --> 00:17:03,125 - PIZZA? 399 00:17:03,229 --> 00:17:06,370 - I THINK IT'LL LOOK PERFECT WITH MY COSTUME, MOM. BYE. 400 00:17:06,473 --> 00:17:08,130 - WHAT'S THE MATTER, DOUGLAS? 401 00:17:08,234 --> 00:17:09,442 - I JUST-- 402 00:17:09,545 --> 00:17:11,685 I SHOULD GET STARTED ON MY HOMEWORK. 403 00:17:11,789 --> 00:17:12,755 - HOMEWORK? 404 00:17:12,859 --> 00:17:14,688 ARE YOU SURE YOU'RE FEELING OKAY? 405 00:17:14,792 --> 00:17:16,138 - YEAH, YEAH, FINE. 406 00:17:16,242 --> 00:17:18,209 SURE, SURE, FINE. BYE, MOM. 407 00:17:18,313 --> 00:17:19,659 - OKAY. 408 00:17:19,762 --> 00:17:21,626 JUST DON'T WORK TOO HARD. 409 00:17:22,903 --> 00:17:25,147 - SKEETER, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 410 00:17:25,251 --> 00:17:27,287 - I'VE COME TO LIVE WITH YOU, DOUG. 411 00:17:27,391 --> 00:17:29,082 - HUH? 412 00:17:29,186 --> 00:17:31,153 - ♪ AH, EE, OOH 413 00:17:31,257 --> 00:17:33,362 ♪ KILLER TOFU 414 00:17:33,466 --> 00:17:35,433 ♪ 415 00:17:35,537 --> 00:17:37,918 ♪ OOH, EE, OOH 416 00:17:38,022 --> 00:17:41,853 ♪ KILLER TOFU 417 00:17:41,957 --> 00:17:45,374 - OH, DOUG, THIS IS GREAT. 418 00:17:45,478 --> 00:17:47,307 I WON'T MOVE TOMORROW. 419 00:17:47,411 --> 00:17:50,897 I'LL HIDE HERE, AND WE'LL BE SECRET BROTHERS. 420 00:17:51,000 --> 00:17:53,900 - WE CAN GO TO HIGH SCHOOL TOGETHER AFTER ALL. 421 00:17:54,003 --> 00:17:58,077 - AND LIVE OFF BUDDY BARS, WITH NOBODY TO TELL US TO STOP. 422 00:17:58,180 --> 00:17:59,768 MAN, I NEED A SHAKE. 423 00:17:59,871 --> 00:18:02,184 WANT TO GO TO THE HONKER BURGER, BROTHER? 424 00:18:02,288 --> 00:18:03,220 - WELL, SURE, BUT... 425 00:18:03,323 --> 00:18:05,774 HOW CAN WE GO TO THE HONKER BURGER 426 00:18:05,877 --> 00:18:07,086 WITHOUT SOMEBODY TELLING YOUR PARENTS 427 00:18:07,189 --> 00:18:08,570 WHERE YOU'RE HIDING? 428 00:18:08,673 --> 00:18:10,434 - DON'T WORRY, DOUG. 429 00:18:10,537 --> 00:18:12,229 I HAVE A PLAN. 430 00:18:12,332 --> 00:18:13,609 - UH-OH. 431 00:18:13,713 --> 00:18:16,025 - ♪ OOH, EH, OOH 432 00:18:16,129 --> 00:18:19,546 ♪ KILLER TOFU 433 00:18:19,650 --> 00:18:22,066 - SEE, DOUG? NOBODY WILL KNOW WHO I-- 434 00:18:22,170 --> 00:18:24,033 - HEY, DOUG. HEY, SKEETER. 435 00:18:26,277 --> 00:18:29,487 - HEY, SKEETER, IS IT HALLOWEEN ALREADY? 436 00:18:29,591 --> 00:18:30,971 [laughs] 437 00:18:31,075 --> 00:18:33,526 - HOW DOES EVERYBODY-- 438 00:18:33,629 --> 00:18:36,115 - OH, NO! IT'S YOUR DAD. 439 00:18:36,218 --> 00:18:38,427 - WH--WHOO! 440 00:18:38,531 --> 00:18:43,536 - OH, HELLO, MR. VALENTINE. 441 00:18:43,639 --> 00:18:45,054 - WHAT? 442 00:18:45,158 --> 00:18:46,608 - HEY, MR. VALENTINE. 443 00:18:46,711 --> 00:18:48,057 LOOKING FOR SOMETHING? 444 00:18:48,161 --> 00:18:50,163 - HAVE ANY OF YOU SEEN SKEETER? 445 00:18:50,267 --> 00:18:52,234 HE NEVER CAME HOME AFTER SCHOOL. 446 00:18:52,338 --> 00:18:54,719 - GOSH, I WONDER WHERE HE COULD BE. 447 00:18:54,823 --> 00:18:57,274 DON'T YOU WONDER, DOUG? 448 00:18:57,377 --> 00:18:59,483 - WELL, UH... 449 00:18:59,586 --> 00:19:01,381 - HIS MOTHER MADE HIS FAVORITE DESSERT-- 450 00:19:01,485 --> 00:19:04,039 YOU KNOW, THAT STUFF WITH THE CHERRIES 451 00:19:04,143 --> 00:19:06,869 AND THE, UH, UH-- THE--THE-- 452 00:19:06,973 --> 00:19:08,906 - BANANA SPLIT CAKE? 453 00:19:09,009 --> 00:19:10,079 - THAT'S IT. 454 00:19:10,183 --> 00:19:11,667 WAIT, WHO SAID THAT? 455 00:19:11,771 --> 00:19:15,464 - YOU KNOW, MR. V, YOU NEVER CAN TELL. 456 00:19:15,568 --> 00:19:16,879 SOMETIMES THE THING YOU'RE LOOKING FOR 457 00:19:16,983 --> 00:19:19,710 IS SITTING RIGHT THERE UNDER YOUR NOSE. 458 00:19:19,813 --> 00:19:20,952 [crunch] OW! 459 00:19:21,056 --> 00:19:24,163 HEY! WHY, I OUGHTA-- 460 00:19:25,578 --> 00:19:27,407 - HIS MOTHER'S WORRIED SICK. 461 00:19:27,511 --> 00:19:30,238 WILL YOU PLEASE TELL HIM THAT, DOUG, IF YOU SEE HIM? 462 00:19:30,341 --> 00:19:32,136 - I--I-- 463 00:19:32,240 --> 00:19:36,105 - AYE, AYE. THAT'S THE SPIRIT. 464 00:19:36,209 --> 00:19:37,797 - KEEPING SKEETER IN BLUFFINGTON 465 00:19:37,900 --> 00:19:40,351 WAS GOING TO BE HARDER THAN I THOUGHT. 466 00:19:40,455 --> 00:19:43,492 - CAN I COME OUT NOW? 467 00:19:43,596 --> 00:19:47,255 - AND THE VALENTINES WERE REALLY WORRIED. 468 00:19:47,358 --> 00:19:50,672 I BET THEY'D REALLY MISS HIM. 469 00:19:50,775 --> 00:19:52,846 - WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT, DEAR? 470 00:19:52,950 --> 00:19:54,986 - OH, NOTHING. 471 00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:58,231 - WHAT SHOULD I TELL HIM? 472 00:19:58,335 --> 00:20:00,337 - [slurping] - SKEET? 473 00:20:00,440 --> 00:20:04,064 MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO WITH YOUR PARENTS. 474 00:20:04,168 --> 00:20:07,861 - YOU MEAN YOU DON'T WANT ME TO STAY HERE WITH YOU, DOUG? 475 00:20:07,965 --> 00:20:10,381 - WELL, I DO, BUT, WELL, 476 00:20:10,485 --> 00:20:12,763 MAYBE YOU'LL LIKE IT BETTER WHERE YOU'RE MOVING. 477 00:20:12,866 --> 00:20:14,213 - BETTER THAN BLUFFINGTON? 478 00:20:15,490 --> 00:20:16,456 - SURE. 479 00:20:16,560 --> 00:20:18,803 AND ANYWAY, I'LL COME VISIT YA. 480 00:20:18,907 --> 00:20:21,047 - YOU WILL? - OH, SURE. 481 00:20:21,150 --> 00:20:23,739 - [sighs] MAYBE YOU'RE RIGHT, DOUG. 482 00:20:23,843 --> 00:20:27,467 HERE, I WANT YOU TO TAKE CARE OF THIS. 483 00:20:27,571 --> 00:20:29,780 IT'S MY LUCKY PENNY, 484 00:20:29,883 --> 00:20:31,160 MY NEW LUCKY PENNY. 485 00:20:31,264 --> 00:20:32,990 I ACCIDENTALLY SPENT THE OLD ONE. 486 00:20:33,093 --> 00:20:35,579 - GEE, THANKS, SKEETER. 487 00:20:35,682 --> 00:20:37,960 I DON'T HAVE A LUCKY PENNY TO GIVE YOU. 488 00:20:40,066 --> 00:20:41,585 DO YOU WANT MY COMB? 489 00:20:41,688 --> 00:20:43,311 - UNBREAKABLE. 490 00:20:43,414 --> 00:20:45,002 WOW, THANKS, DOUG. 491 00:20:45,105 --> 00:20:46,900 THAT'S REALLY COOL. 492 00:20:47,004 --> 00:20:48,592 - WELL, I-- 493 00:20:48,695 --> 00:20:50,041 I GUESS YOU BETTER GO HOME 494 00:20:50,145 --> 00:20:52,527 BEFORE YOUR FOLKS GET TOO WORRIED. 495 00:20:52,630 --> 00:20:53,907 - YEAH. 496 00:20:54,011 --> 00:20:56,289 WILL YOU COME OVER BEFORE I LEAVE TOMORROW? 497 00:20:56,393 --> 00:20:57,635 - SURE, SKEET. 498 00:20:57,739 --> 00:20:59,396 SEE YA. 499 00:20:59,499 --> 00:21:02,675 - ♪ DOO, DOO DOO, DOO DOO... ♪ 500 00:21:02,778 --> 00:21:04,884 - SEE YA. 501 00:21:06,472 --> 00:21:09,820 - AND THEN, WHEN I WENT TO HIS HOUSE TO SAY GOOD-BYE... 502 00:21:09,923 --> 00:21:11,028 HUH? 503 00:21:12,443 --> 00:21:13,617 WAIT. WAIT! 504 00:21:13,720 --> 00:21:15,860 COME BACK. 505 00:21:15,964 --> 00:21:17,276 WAIT. 506 00:21:17,379 --> 00:21:20,071 SKEETER! 507 00:21:20,175 --> 00:21:21,383 GOOD-BYE. 508 00:21:30,254 --> 00:21:32,118 - YO, DOUG. 509 00:21:32,221 --> 00:21:33,533 IS SOMETHING WRONG? 510 00:21:33,637 --> 00:21:37,192 - I JUST MISSED SAYING GOOD-BYE TO-- 511 00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:38,780 [gasps] 512 00:21:38,883 --> 00:21:39,919 TO YOU. 513 00:21:40,022 --> 00:21:41,127 YOU'RE HERE. 514 00:21:41,230 --> 00:21:42,646 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 515 00:21:42,749 --> 00:21:44,199 YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE MOVING. 516 00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:45,994 - I ALREADY MOVED, DOUG. 517 00:21:46,097 --> 00:21:47,167 - WHAT? 518 00:21:49,100 --> 00:21:52,311 - THIS IS IT, DOUG, MY NEW BASEMENT ROOM. 519 00:21:52,414 --> 00:21:55,003 I CAN LISTEN TO MUSIC AS LOUD AS I WANT DOWN HERE. 520 00:21:55,106 --> 00:21:58,247 MY PARENTS FIXED IT UP FOR ME AS A SURPRISE. 521 00:21:58,351 --> 00:22:01,837 THAT'S WHAT THEY MEANT WHEN THEY SAID I WAS MOVING. 522 00:22:01,941 --> 00:22:03,805 - [laughs] 523 00:22:03,908 --> 00:22:05,703 THIS IS GREAT, SKEETER. 524 00:22:05,807 --> 00:22:07,671 - YEAH! [laughs] 525 00:22:12,641 --> 00:22:15,886 - SO WE WENT TO THE PARTY AFTER ALL. 526 00:22:19,407 --> 00:22:22,617 AND EVERY FRIEND I'D MADE SINCE I MOVED TO BLUFFINGTON 527 00:22:22,720 --> 00:22:24,135 WAS THERE. 528 00:22:24,239 --> 00:22:25,758 AND SKEETER AND I DECIDED 529 00:22:25,861 --> 00:22:29,486 THAT WE WOULD DO EVERYTHING WE POSSIBLY COULD TOGETHER-- 530 00:22:29,589 --> 00:22:34,180 WELL, JUST IN CASE ONE OF US EVER REALLY DOES HAVE TO MOVE. 531 00:22:35,595 --> 00:22:37,356 AND, WELL, JOURNAL, 532 00:22:37,459 --> 00:22:40,186 I'LL LET YOU KNOW HOW IT TURNS OUT. 533 00:22:45,225 --> 00:22:49,851 - ♪ DOO, DOO-DOO, DOO-DOO-DOO, DOO, DOO-DOO, DOO-DOO ♪ 534 00:22:49,954 --> 00:22:54,165 ♪ DOO, DOO-DOO, DOO-DOO-DOO, DOO, DOO-DOO, DOO-DOO ♪ 535 00:22:54,269 --> 00:22:58,480 ♪ DOO, DOO-DOO, DOO-DOO-DOO, DOO, DOO-DOO, DOO-DOO ♪ 536 00:22:58,584 --> 00:23:02,691 ♪ DOO, DOO-DOO, DOO-DOO-DOO, DOO, DOO-DOO, DOO-DOO ♪ 537 00:23:02,795 --> 00:23:07,213 ♪ DOO, DOO-DOO, DOO-DOO-DOO, DOO, DOO-DOO, DOO-DOO ♪ 538 00:23:07,316 --> 00:23:11,459 ♪ DOO, DOO-DOO, DOO-DOO-DOO, DOO, DOO-DOO, DOO-DOO ♪ 539 00:23:11,562 --> 00:23:14,462 [calliope music] 540 00:23:14,565 --> 00:23:22,401 ♪ 541 00:23:25,990 --> 00:23:29,373 - [beatboxing]