1 00:00:15,715 --> 00:00:19,256 ♪ Dig this We're the last hope of the human race ♪ 2 00:00:19,340 --> 00:00:21,381 ♪ Embark on a journey ♪ 3 00:00:21,465 --> 00:00:22,965 ♪ Into outer space ♪ 4 00:00:23,048 --> 00:00:26,090 ♪ Blast off, there's no going back We're on our way ♪ 5 00:00:29,673 --> 00:00:31,548 ♪ Dogs in Space! ♪ 6 00:00:33,631 --> 00:00:36,840 ♪ Woo! ♪ 7 00:00:36,923 --> 00:00:39,298 ♪ Dogs in Space! ♪ 8 00:00:54,631 --> 00:00:56,840 Hmm, come on, Kira. 9 00:00:56,923 --> 00:00:59,548 You're the dog who survived years on a hostile planet, 10 00:00:59,631 --> 00:01:03,298 bites your enemies in two, and stared death in the face so many times 11 00:01:03,381 --> 00:01:06,173 that even death was like, "Stop staring at me!" 12 00:01:07,381 --> 00:01:10,131 So you can definitely handle brunch. 13 00:01:15,090 --> 00:01:16,340 Kira! 14 00:01:17,090 --> 00:01:18,381 We were just talking about 15 00:01:18,465 --> 00:01:20,357 what we're going to do today with our new best friend. 16 00:01:20,381 --> 00:01:22,006 That's you. 17 00:01:26,631 --> 00:01:28,381 That's the menu. 18 00:01:28,465 --> 00:01:29,590 I knew that. 19 00:01:29,673 --> 00:01:31,256 Since Captain Garbage is suspended, 20 00:01:31,340 --> 00:01:34,048 we're not allowed to go on any more missions. It's terrible. 21 00:01:36,048 --> 00:01:38,840 Yeah, you seem really broken up about it. 22 00:01:38,923 --> 00:01:41,881 I'm just not used to being calm. 23 00:01:41,965 --> 00:01:44,048 So, come on! What do you want to do first? 24 00:01:44,131 --> 00:01:46,149 Go get ice cream, play holographic ping-pong... 25 00:01:46,173 --> 00:01:47,673 ...karaoke? 26 00:01:47,756 --> 00:01:50,215 There isn't a karaoke bar on the ship, Nomi. 27 00:01:50,298 --> 00:01:53,131 Anywhere can be a karaoke bar if you have no sense of... 28 00:01:53,215 --> 00:01:54,715 Shame. 29 00:01:54,798 --> 00:01:57,131 Sure. I'm only here till my arm heals. 30 00:01:57,215 --> 00:01:59,590 I'm happy to just blend in. 31 00:02:02,298 --> 00:02:03,923 Oh, wow! 32 00:02:04,006 --> 00:02:06,965 It's the wild dog they found on that planet. 33 00:02:11,881 --> 00:02:15,048 So, what do you want to eat? 34 00:02:15,340 --> 00:02:19,465 They have crab cakes, knishes, BLTs... 35 00:02:19,548 --> 00:02:21,173 BLTs? 36 00:02:21,256 --> 00:02:22,673 We have those on my planet. 37 00:02:22,756 --> 00:02:25,006 Bloody left-over tails, right? 38 00:02:25,590 --> 00:02:28,506 Or there's nachos. 39 00:02:32,840 --> 00:02:36,840 Okay, I can't lip-read, but I'm almost positive they're saying 40 00:02:36,923 --> 00:02:39,381 I'm the greatest Captain they've ever had. 41 00:02:42,048 --> 00:02:45,090 Is this restriction collar really necessary, Penelope? 42 00:02:45,173 --> 00:02:48,840 Well, are you going to run off on another unauthorized mission? 43 00:02:48,923 --> 00:02:50,673 Hard to say. 44 00:02:51,465 --> 00:02:53,381 Then yes, it's necessary. 45 00:02:53,465 --> 00:02:56,090 I don't need Captain retraining. 46 00:02:56,173 --> 00:02:59,923 I've got it all: charisma, my uniform, 47 00:03:00,006 --> 00:03:01,465 good looks. 48 00:03:02,173 --> 00:03:04,673 That's very far from "it all." 49 00:03:04,756 --> 00:03:08,840 In my training, we focus on three key core leadership qualities: 50 00:03:10,048 --> 00:03:13,215 strategy, insight, focus. 51 00:03:13,798 --> 00:03:16,506 Oh, I have plenty of fo... What's that over there? 52 00:03:18,590 --> 00:03:22,631 Oh! Those are the dog show trophies I won back on Earth. 53 00:03:22,715 --> 00:03:23,965 I entered a dog show once, 54 00:03:24,048 --> 00:03:27,465 by which I mean I ran into the middle of one and ate four ribbons. 55 00:03:27,548 --> 00:03:29,340 I got a dishonorable mention. 56 00:03:31,298 --> 00:03:34,590 I won those medals through these key qualities. 57 00:03:34,673 --> 00:03:37,340 That is what I mean to instill in you. 58 00:03:37,423 --> 00:03:39,423 Instill what? 59 00:03:44,548 --> 00:03:46,506 This first scenario 60 00:03:46,590 --> 00:03:48,715 will test your ability to strategize. 61 00:03:52,381 --> 00:03:56,006 The beast cannot be defeated by brute force. 62 00:03:56,090 --> 00:03:58,215 You must identify its weaknesses... 63 00:03:58,298 --> 00:03:59,658 - and concoct a... - To the rescue! 64 00:04:07,923 --> 00:04:09,506 Ugh! 65 00:04:09,590 --> 00:04:12,465 Oh, that was needlessly graphic. 66 00:04:12,548 --> 00:04:15,715 Okay, moving on to the next scenario. 67 00:04:15,798 --> 00:04:19,381 Testing your ability to learn and use insight. 68 00:04:19,465 --> 00:04:23,256 Your crew is being held hostage in a chemical laboratory. 69 00:04:23,340 --> 00:04:26,548 You must identify and avoid the volatile chemicals in... 70 00:04:26,631 --> 00:04:27,881 Hero time! 71 00:04:32,923 --> 00:04:36,215 Let's move on to the focus section. 72 00:04:36,298 --> 00:04:38,173 You're on a TV baking show. 73 00:04:40,881 --> 00:04:43,590 How did that one end in an explosion? 74 00:04:43,673 --> 00:04:45,756 Flour is surprisingly flammable. 75 00:04:47,006 --> 00:04:48,715 Welcome to the arcade. 76 00:04:48,798 --> 00:04:51,048 It's the greatest place ever. 77 00:04:51,131 --> 00:04:53,215 Wow! 78 00:04:53,298 --> 00:04:57,340 The closest thing I had to entertainment on my planet was watching my wounds heal. 79 00:04:57,423 --> 00:04:59,798 Oh, that's, um, disturbing. 80 00:04:59,881 --> 00:05:02,340 Well, here we've got everything. 81 00:05:02,423 --> 00:05:03,923 Your robot fighting games... 82 00:05:10,590 --> 00:05:12,506 ...dancing games... 83 00:05:17,631 --> 00:05:20,006 But they all suck compared to this. 84 00:05:20,298 --> 00:05:22,673 Earth Defender 6,000: 85 00:05:22,756 --> 00:05:26,673 a terrifyingly realistic game where you shoot ray guns at aliens. 86 00:05:26,756 --> 00:05:28,024 EARTH DEFENDER 6000 THEY ALL SUCK COMPARED TO THIS 87 00:05:28,048 --> 00:05:30,840 Nomi, that's literally what we do every day. 88 00:05:30,923 --> 00:05:33,590 I know but this one has a cool theme song. 89 00:05:33,673 --> 00:05:34,798 Come on, Kira! 90 00:05:38,256 --> 00:05:43,965 Wow, that's 27 consecutive scenarios ending in an explosion. 91 00:05:44,048 --> 00:05:47,298 I call them victory booms! 92 00:05:47,381 --> 00:05:50,798 I was really hoping it wouldn't come to this, Garbage. 93 00:05:50,881 --> 00:05:54,048 Computer, run Scenario Zero. 94 00:06:00,506 --> 00:06:04,173 Uh, I think you've installed the wrong scenario. 95 00:06:04,256 --> 00:06:05,881 This is a dog beauty pageant. 96 00:06:05,965 --> 00:06:09,131 A dog show, but not just any dog show. 97 00:06:09,215 --> 00:06:13,673 It's the Wisconsin State finals, Northwest region. 98 00:06:17,298 --> 00:06:18,923 This will be a piece of cake, 99 00:06:19,006 --> 00:06:21,298 except unlike that last piece of cake, 100 00:06:21,381 --> 00:06:23,506 this one won't explode. 101 00:06:38,298 --> 00:06:39,298 Strategy! 102 00:06:39,381 --> 00:06:42,923 Have you identified which route will get you through the obstacle course quickest? 103 00:06:43,006 --> 00:06:46,215 Uh, I'm getting to that! Thank you, aggressive floating head! 104 00:06:46,298 --> 00:06:49,215 Insight: why am I making you do this? 105 00:06:49,298 --> 00:06:50,423 I don't know! 106 00:06:50,506 --> 00:06:53,131 Focus. Don't get distracted by the food. 107 00:06:53,715 --> 00:06:55,423 What food? 108 00:06:59,756 --> 00:07:02,090 Those boos are really hurtful. 109 00:07:05,506 --> 00:07:10,006 Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew! Die, alien scum! Die! 110 00:07:10,090 --> 00:07:12,215 What do I do? Can I kick 'em? 111 00:07:14,173 --> 00:07:16,631 Use the grenade! The grenade! 112 00:07:20,840 --> 00:07:23,340 - Did we win? - You have done it! 113 00:07:23,423 --> 00:07:25,840 You have saved the people of Earth! 114 00:07:25,923 --> 00:07:27,673 Good dog! 115 00:07:32,298 --> 00:07:33,673 Let's go again! 116 00:07:33,756 --> 00:07:35,798 Nomi, maybe that's enough for now. 117 00:07:35,881 --> 00:07:37,881 I don't... I don't think Kira's used to VR. 118 00:07:37,965 --> 00:07:40,673 Best way to get used to it is to keep playing! 119 00:07:41,923 --> 00:07:43,548 There she is again. 120 00:07:43,631 --> 00:07:46,673 - Don't point. - I'm a pointer. This is all I do. 121 00:07:49,590 --> 00:07:52,006 You have done it! You have done it! 122 00:07:54,256 --> 00:07:57,048 Good dog! Good dog! 123 00:07:58,006 --> 00:08:00,465 Whoa, whoa! I got you. Come on. 124 00:08:00,548 --> 00:08:02,340 I know somewhere a bit more relaxing. 125 00:08:02,423 --> 00:08:05,340 Whoa! 126 00:08:08,715 --> 00:08:12,006 Being a captain requires intense focus. 127 00:08:12,090 --> 00:08:14,048 What? 128 00:08:14,131 --> 00:08:16,340 Whoa! 129 00:08:16,423 --> 00:08:19,006 What do you want from me? 130 00:08:19,090 --> 00:08:22,881 I'm literally jumping through hoops for you people! 131 00:08:22,965 --> 00:08:27,881 Captain Garbage, with that performance, you wouldn't win the Wisconsin finals. 132 00:08:27,965 --> 00:08:30,173 Heck, you wouldn't even make Reno! 133 00:08:30,256 --> 00:08:33,965 I don't know what that means, but it sounds harsh! 134 00:08:35,048 --> 00:08:36,923 Sorry about the arcade. 135 00:08:37,006 --> 00:08:39,423 Nomi can be a little intense at times. 136 00:08:39,506 --> 00:08:44,923 Loyalty to humanity is why your species was chosen for this crucial mission. 137 00:08:45,006 --> 00:08:47,423 Hey, Kira, are you coming? 138 00:08:51,715 --> 00:08:52,840 This is more like it. 139 00:08:52,923 --> 00:08:55,381 No anxiety-inducing missions, 140 00:08:55,465 --> 00:08:58,340 no extremely scary new dogs. 141 00:08:58,423 --> 00:09:00,756 Here we are. The M-Bark Spa. 142 00:09:00,840 --> 00:09:04,423 Loaf's been attacked by some kind of acanthoscurria geniculata! 143 00:09:04,506 --> 00:09:07,673 - We gotta help him! - Oh, no, no, no, no, no! 144 00:09:10,048 --> 00:09:12,923 We've got a popper, puppies! 145 00:09:13,006 --> 00:09:14,631 This is not a drill! 146 00:09:16,590 --> 00:09:19,506 Now I'm never gonna be allowed back here, am I? 147 00:09:19,590 --> 00:09:20,798 Absolutely not! 148 00:09:26,840 --> 00:09:27,965 Easy. 149 00:09:28,048 --> 00:09:30,590 Just trying out my new foliage disguise. 150 00:09:30,673 --> 00:09:32,715 Clearly, relaxing is not your thing. 151 00:09:33,340 --> 00:09:35,215 Yeah. 152 00:09:35,298 --> 00:09:37,673 Hard to relax around plants where I come from. 153 00:09:37,756 --> 00:09:40,173 Hmm. Fair enough. Follow me. 154 00:09:40,256 --> 00:09:44,298 I know somewhere that might be a bit more to your taste. 155 00:09:47,631 --> 00:09:49,881 Apres vous. 156 00:09:50,506 --> 00:09:52,298 - Welcome to The Hydrant. - Whoa! 157 00:09:52,381 --> 00:09:54,965 You wanna get in touch with your animal side, you come here. 158 00:10:01,465 --> 00:10:05,340 Hey, Jerry! Save some for the rest of us! 159 00:10:12,506 --> 00:10:14,215 Ripping socks. 160 00:10:14,298 --> 00:10:15,756 I remember this! 161 00:10:21,006 --> 00:10:22,798 Hey! I clearly marked that! 162 00:10:22,881 --> 00:10:24,465 We've all marked it! 163 00:10:26,631 --> 00:10:27,798 Dog fight! 164 00:10:41,340 --> 00:10:43,381 Hey, let's get you to Sick Bay. 165 00:10:44,590 --> 00:10:47,298 We can get our story straight on the way. 166 00:10:49,340 --> 00:10:50,580 How did I do? 167 00:10:52,923 --> 00:10:56,381 Well, you were so objectively terrible 168 00:10:56,465 --> 00:11:00,006 that you made a simulated audience cry. 169 00:11:00,923 --> 00:11:03,173 So, B-minus? 170 00:11:04,506 --> 00:11:08,215 With these scores, I cannot allow you to return as captain of the Pluto. 171 00:11:08,298 --> 00:11:11,381 You're confined to the M-Bark till further notice. 172 00:11:11,465 --> 00:11:12,756 What? 173 00:11:12,840 --> 00:11:15,548 But I'm Captain Garbage. 174 00:11:15,631 --> 00:11:17,923 Without the "Captain," I'm just... 175 00:11:18,631 --> 00:11:20,298 Garbage. 176 00:11:23,423 --> 00:11:25,881 There you go. All done. 177 00:11:25,965 --> 00:11:27,340 Thanks. 178 00:11:28,131 --> 00:11:29,131 But... 179 00:11:30,798 --> 00:11:31,840 while you're here, 180 00:11:31,923 --> 00:11:34,298 I wouldn't mind running a few tests on your genetic makeup. 181 00:11:34,381 --> 00:11:36,465 What's wrong with my genetic makeup? 182 00:11:36,548 --> 00:11:39,340 Humans greatly improved the genetic enhancement tech 183 00:11:39,423 --> 00:11:41,256 since you were sent into space. 184 00:11:41,340 --> 00:11:43,090 We use it to get dogs back to normal when... 185 00:11:47,548 --> 00:11:49,590 Things like that happen. 186 00:11:49,673 --> 00:11:52,548 Tactical Officer Luke requesting use of the pod, Doc. 187 00:11:56,673 --> 00:12:00,673 It looks like he's more of a ten-tactical officer. 188 00:12:01,256 --> 00:12:04,506 I am in a huge amount of pain. 189 00:12:09,256 --> 00:12:10,673 If you go in after him, Kira, 190 00:12:10,756 --> 00:12:13,715 we can get you up to speed with all the other dogs on the ship. 191 00:12:14,465 --> 00:12:18,256 Oh, so I can only fit in here if I change my DNA? Is that it? 192 00:12:18,340 --> 00:12:21,298 What? No, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to offend you. 193 00:12:21,381 --> 00:12:25,631 It's just that we can upgrade your enhancement to be more like us? 194 00:12:25,715 --> 00:12:28,381 How much of my dog self do I have to give up 195 00:12:28,465 --> 00:12:30,965 before I'm enough for all of you? 196 00:12:35,090 --> 00:12:36,090 Oh, no! 197 00:13:07,090 --> 00:13:10,506 Hey, Chonies, do you have some sort of collar remover in here or... 198 00:13:12,881 --> 00:13:15,006 Is that Luke? 199 00:13:26,006 --> 00:13:27,756 Focus! 200 00:13:29,173 --> 00:13:31,715 Hey, do you think we can talk this over? 201 00:13:35,340 --> 00:13:37,673 - Captain! - Chonies! 202 00:13:38,465 --> 00:13:40,340 Any tech we can use? 203 00:13:42,965 --> 00:13:44,381 Here, Captain! Catch! 204 00:13:54,423 --> 00:13:57,715 Argh! Come on, Kira! Let's take this mutant down! 205 00:13:57,798 --> 00:13:59,090 I can't help you. 206 00:13:59,173 --> 00:14:00,798 What do you mean? 207 00:14:00,881 --> 00:14:03,298 Everything I've done on this ship, I've screwed up. 208 00:14:03,881 --> 00:14:05,715 I don't want to make things worse. 209 00:14:05,798 --> 00:14:07,256 Insight! 210 00:14:07,340 --> 00:14:11,631 Kira! I know the M-Bark must be super weird after all the time alone! 211 00:14:11,715 --> 00:14:14,965 But taking down weird monsters? That's your thing! 212 00:14:15,465 --> 00:14:19,631 You literally eat guys like him for breakfast! 213 00:14:20,590 --> 00:14:22,590 Help! 214 00:14:42,381 --> 00:14:43,840 Strategy! 215 00:14:43,923 --> 00:14:46,506 We need to get him back into the machine. I'll distract him! 216 00:15:02,173 --> 00:15:03,506 Yo! Luke! 217 00:15:12,840 --> 00:15:14,548 Kira, now! 218 00:15:17,215 --> 00:15:18,881 Chonies, start the machine! 219 00:15:29,965 --> 00:15:33,548 Well, that was traumatic. 220 00:15:35,340 --> 00:15:37,715 Told you. You got skills. 221 00:15:37,798 --> 00:15:39,881 So Chonies, about that collar remover... 222 00:15:39,965 --> 00:15:41,298 Garbage! 223 00:15:41,381 --> 00:15:43,024 Have you been in there watching the whole time? 224 00:15:43,048 --> 00:15:45,131 What did you see? I can explain! 225 00:15:45,215 --> 00:15:47,631 I was! From the safety of my desk. 226 00:15:48,090 --> 00:15:52,506 And I saw you demonstrate the qualities of a good Captain. 227 00:15:52,590 --> 00:15:53,715 So, 228 00:15:53,798 --> 00:15:55,256 ta-da! 229 00:15:57,423 --> 00:16:01,006 You and Kira clearly bring out the best in each other. 230 00:16:01,090 --> 00:16:02,381 I'm impressed. 231 00:16:02,465 --> 00:16:05,381 You may resume command of the Pluto. 232 00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:06,631 Yes! 233 00:16:07,340 --> 00:16:11,215 And I'm recommending to the Council that Kira joins your crew. 234 00:16:11,923 --> 00:16:15,715 I'm still not sure the M-Bark is right for me, Garbage. 235 00:16:17,173 --> 00:16:18,256 I'm sorry. 236 00:16:19,173 --> 00:16:22,215 Kira said she's only staying until her arm is healed. 237 00:16:22,298 --> 00:16:25,798 I don't think she's ready to call the M-Bark home. 238 00:16:25,881 --> 00:16:26,881 Wait, that's it! 239 00:16:27,465 --> 00:16:29,715 We've got one last thing we want to show you. 240 00:16:31,215 --> 00:16:34,173 It's the best place on the whole M-Bark! 241 00:16:34,256 --> 00:16:37,048 Nomi, I'm not really in the mood for karaoke. 242 00:16:37,923 --> 00:16:39,090 Ta-da! 243 00:16:48,965 --> 00:16:50,965 It's my home. 244 00:16:52,340 --> 00:16:55,465 Yeah, we figured you needed somewhere that was a bit more you. 245 00:16:56,215 --> 00:16:57,548 I love it! 246 00:16:58,131 --> 00:17:00,131 Do you love it enough to stay? 247 00:17:02,798 --> 00:17:04,090 Yeah. 248 00:17:04,715 --> 00:17:05,965 At least for now. 249 00:17:06,840 --> 00:17:09,423 Woo-hoo! Bring it in, everyone! 250 00:17:13,131 --> 00:17:15,256 Uh, I gotta go. Maybe next time. 251 00:17:18,423 --> 00:17:20,256 She'll come around.