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♪ Dig this
We're the last hope of the human race ♪
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♪ Embark on a journey ♪
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♪ Into outer space ♪
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♪ Blast off, there's no going back
We're on our way ♪
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♪ Dogs in Space! ♪
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♪ Woo! ♪
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♪ Dogs in Space! ♪
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Hmm, come on, Kira.
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You're the dog
who survived years on a hostile planet,
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bites your enemies in two,
and stared death in the face so many times
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that even death was like,
"Stop staring at me!"
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So you can definitely handle brunch.
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Kira!
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We were just talking about
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what we're going to do today
with our new best friend.
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That's you.
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That's the menu.
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I knew that.
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Since Captain Garbage is suspended,
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we're not allowed to go on
any more missions. It's terrible.
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Yeah, you seem really broken up about it.
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I'm just not used to being calm.
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So, come on!
What do you want to do first?
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Go get ice cream,
play holographic ping-pong...
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...karaoke?
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There isn't a karaoke bar
on the ship, Nomi.
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Anywhere can be a karaoke bar
if you have no sense of...
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Shame.
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Sure. I'm only here till my arm heals.
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I'm happy to just blend in.
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Oh, wow!
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It's the wild dog they found
on that planet.
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So, what do you want to eat?
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They have crab cakes, knishes, BLTs...
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BLTs?
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We have those on my planet.
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Bloody left-over tails, right?
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Or there's nachos.
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Okay, I can't lip-read,
but I'm almost positive they're saying
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I'm the greatest Captain they've ever had.
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Is this restriction collar
really necessary, Penelope?
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Well, are you going to run off
on another unauthorized mission?
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Hard to say.
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Then yes, it's necessary.
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I don't need Captain retraining.
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I've got it all: charisma, my uniform,
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good looks.
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That's very far from "it all."
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In my training, we focus on
three key core leadership qualities:
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strategy, insight, focus.
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Oh, I have plenty of fo...
What's that over there?
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Oh! Those are the dog show
trophies I won back on Earth.
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I entered a dog show once,
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by which I mean I ran into the middle
of one and ate four ribbons.
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I got a dishonorable mention.
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I won those medals
through these key qualities.
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That is what I mean to instill in you.
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Instill what?
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This first scenario
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will test your ability to strategize.
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The beast cannot be defeated
by brute force.
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You must identify its weaknesses...
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- and concoct a...
- To the rescue!
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Ugh!
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Oh, that was needlessly graphic.
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Okay, moving on to the next scenario.
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Testing your ability
to learn and use insight.
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Your crew is being held hostage
in a chemical laboratory.
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You must identify and avoid
the volatile chemicals in...
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Hero time!
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Let's move on to the focus section.
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You're on a TV baking show.
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How did that one end in an explosion?
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Flour is surprisingly flammable.
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Welcome to the arcade.
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It's the greatest place ever.
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Wow!
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The closest thing I had to entertainment
on my planet was watching my wounds heal.
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Oh, that's, um, disturbing.
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Well, here we've got everything.
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Your robot fighting games...
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...dancing games...
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But they all suck compared to this.
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Earth Defender 6,000:
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a terrifyingly realistic game
where you shoot ray guns at aliens.
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EARTH DEFENDER 6000
THEY ALL SUCK COMPARED TO THIS
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Nomi, that's literally
what we do every day.
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I know but this one has a cool theme song.
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Come on, Kira!
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Wow, that's 27 consecutive scenarios
ending in an explosion.
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I call them victory booms!
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I was really hoping
it wouldn't come to this, Garbage.
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Computer, run Scenario Zero.
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Uh, I think you've installed
the wrong scenario.
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This is a dog beauty pageant.
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A dog show, but not just any dog show.
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It's the Wisconsin State finals,
Northwest region.
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This will be a piece of cake,
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except unlike that last piece of cake,
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this one won't explode.
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Strategy!
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Have you identified which route will get
you through the obstacle course quickest?
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Uh, I'm getting to that!
Thank you, aggressive floating head!
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Insight: why am I making you do this?
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I don't know!
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Focus. Don't get distracted by the food.
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What food?
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Those boos are really hurtful.
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Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew!
Die, alien scum! Die!
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What do I do? Can I kick 'em?
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Use the grenade! The grenade!
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- Did we win?
- You have done it!
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You have saved the people of Earth!
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Good dog!
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Let's go again!
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Nomi, maybe that's enough for now.
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I don't...
I don't think Kira's used to VR.
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Best way to get used to it
is to keep playing!
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There she is again.
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- Don't point.
- I'm a pointer. This is all I do.
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You have done it!
You have done it!
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Good dog! Good dog!
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Whoa, whoa! I got you. Come on.
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I know somewhere a bit more relaxing.
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Whoa!
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Being a captain requires intense focus.
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What?
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Whoa!
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What do you want from me?
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I'm literally jumping through hoops
for you people!
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Captain Garbage, with that performance,
you wouldn't win the Wisconsin finals.
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Heck, you wouldn't even make Reno!
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I don't know what that means,
but it sounds harsh!
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Sorry about the arcade.
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Nomi can be a little intense at times.
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Loyalty to humanity is why your species
was chosen for this crucial mission.
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Hey, Kira, are you coming?
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This is more like it.
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No anxiety-inducing missions,
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no extremely scary new dogs.
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Here we are. The M-Bark Spa.
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Loaf's been attacked
by some kind of acanthoscurria geniculata!
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- We gotta help him!
- Oh, no, no, no, no, no!
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We've got a popper, puppies!
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This is not a drill!
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Now I'm never gonna be allowed back here,
am I?
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Absolutely not!
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Easy.
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Just trying out my new foliage disguise.
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Clearly, relaxing is not your thing.
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Yeah.
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Hard to relax around plants
where I come from.
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Hmm. Fair enough. Follow me.
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I know somewhere that might be
a bit more to your taste.
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Apres vous.
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- Welcome to The Hydrant.
- Whoa!
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You wanna get in touch
with your animal side, you come here.
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Hey, Jerry! Save some for the rest of us!
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Ripping socks.
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I remember this!
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Hey! I clearly marked that!
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We've all marked it!
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Dog fight!
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Hey, let's get you to Sick Bay.
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We can get our story straight on the way.
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How did I do?
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Well, you were so objectively terrible
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that you made a simulated audience cry.
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So, B-minus?
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With these scores, I cannot allow you
to return as captain of the Pluto.
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You're confined to the M-Bark
till further notice.
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What?
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But I'm Captain Garbage.
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Without the "Captain," I'm just...
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Garbage.
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There you go. All done.
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Thanks.
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But...
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while you're here,
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I wouldn't mind running a few tests
on your genetic makeup.
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What's wrong with my genetic makeup?
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Humans greatly improved
the genetic enhancement tech
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since you were sent into space.
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We use it to get dogs
back to normal when...
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Things like that happen.
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Tactical Officer Luke
requesting use of the pod, Doc.
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It looks like he's more
of a ten-tactical officer.
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I am in a huge amount of pain.
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If you go in after him, Kira,
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we can get you up to speed
with all the other dogs on the ship.
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Oh, so I can only fit in here
if I change my DNA? Is that it?
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What? No, I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to offend you.
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It's just that we can upgrade
your enhancement to be more like us?
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How much of my dog self
do I have to give up
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before I'm enough for all of you?
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Oh, no!
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Hey, Chonies, do you have some sort of
collar remover in here or...
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Is that Luke?
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Focus!
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Hey, do you think we can talk this over?
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- Captain!
- Chonies!
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Any tech we can use?
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Here, Captain! Catch!
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Argh! Come on, Kira!
Let's take this mutant down!
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I can't help you.
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What do you mean?
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Everything I've done on this ship,
I've screwed up.
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I don't want to make things worse.
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Insight!
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Kira! I know the M-Bark must be
super weird after all the time alone!
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But taking down weird monsters?
That's your thing!
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You literally eat guys like him
for breakfast!
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Help!
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Strategy!
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We need to get him back into the machine.
I'll distract him!
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Yo! Luke!
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Kira, now!
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Chonies, start the machine!
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Well, that was traumatic.
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Told you. You got skills.
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So Chonies, about that collar remover...
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Garbage!
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Have you been in there
watching the whole time?
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What did you see? I can explain!
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I was! From the safety of my desk.
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And I saw you demonstrate the qualities
of a good Captain.
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So,
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ta-da!
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You and Kira clearly bring out
the best in each other.
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I'm impressed.
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You may resume command of the Pluto.
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Yes!
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And I'm recommending to the Council
that Kira joins your crew.
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I'm still not sure the M-Bark
is right for me, Garbage.
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I'm sorry.
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Kira said she's only staying
until her arm is healed.
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I don't think she's ready
to call the M-Bark home.
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Wait, that's it!
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We've got one last thing
we want to show you.
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It's the best place on the whole M-Bark!
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Nomi, I'm not really
in the mood for karaoke.
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Ta-da!
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It's my home.
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Yeah, we figured you needed somewhere
that was a bit more you.
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I love it!
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Do you love it enough to stay?
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Yeah.
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At least for now.
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Woo-hoo! Bring it in, everyone!
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Uh, I gotta go. Maybe next time.
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She'll come around.