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(upbeat music)
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I'm so sorry,
but could you please
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stop taking selfies in here?
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It's making people
uncomfortable.
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No, I'm not taking selfies.
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I'm using my phone to spy
on that guy in the corner.
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Mm.
That seems worse.
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I'm totally taking selfies,
'cause I'm proud of my face
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and I want my phone to see it.
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It's a stakeout.
The man's a thief.
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And I have to prove it
before he finishes
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his pulled pork platter
and leaves town forever.
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Oh, okay.
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Just please be subtle.
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Sure, no problem.
Subtle.
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‐(camera clicks)
‐(shouts)
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Oh.
(groans)
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(dramatic music)
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Okay.
(exhales)
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‐Oh, shit.
‐What?
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Guess who just walked in.
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Heather Culbreth
from lake patrol.
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‐Oh, wow.
‐Location is clear, over.
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(laughs)
She says "over"
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into her walkie‐talkie.
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‐Can I ask you a question?
‐What? Sure.
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‐It's a personal question.
‐Oh.
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What is going on with you guys?
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‐What?
‐You and Heather.
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Nothing.
Obviously nothing.
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Uh, well, then why are we
taking all these cases
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down by the lake, huh?
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The Mystery
of the Capsized Canoe
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and the Mystery
of the Moldy Towels
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and the Mystery
of the so‐called
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Sunken Treasure.
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Yeah, uh, a city's waterfront
is always a nexus of crime.
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Come on, man, the last one
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was you snorkeling down
to get some kid's quarter
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out of the mud‐‐
a quarter.
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Just admit it, that you've been
hoping to see her again
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because you love her.
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David, David, shh!
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(sighs)
Fine. You're right.
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I have a thing for her.
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So tell her, man.
She's right there.
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It wouldn't be appropriate.
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I mean, I used to be
her employer.
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You were 13 years old
back then, you dummy.
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‐I just think ethically‐‐
‐(groans)
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Oh, my God.
Hey, guys.
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John, look who it is.
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Look, it's Heather Culbreth
in the Lunch Hut.
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Yes, I can see that.
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You know what,
this calls for a celebration.
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Oh.
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Shall we feast
from my horn of plenty?
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‐(horn blares)
‐(yells)
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‐Why do you have that?
‐Really, David?
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I love to have fun
and celebrate my friends.
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‐Hi, Heather.
‐Hey.
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So the Lunch Hut's
still your spot, huh?
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Uh, yeah.
So what, uh, brings you here?
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Advanced security
for the commish.
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‐(radio squawks)
‐GLEN: Culbreth.
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Are we still clear?
Over.
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Yes, Glen, we're still clear.
Over.
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Does seem a little intense
for the commissioner
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of the Water
and Sewer Authority.
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Oh, you think?
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(militaristic marching music)
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♪♪ ♪♪
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Ugh, no.
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Take me to the President's
Physician in New Downtown.
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♪♪ ♪♪
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(sighs)
Welcome to my life.
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‐(radio squawks)
‐GLEN: Culbreth.
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We're wheels up
for New Downtown. Over.
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I'm gonna stay here
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and do a post‐op sweep
for bugs. Over.
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GLEN: Copy that.
Over and out.
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Boom!
I just bought myself two hours
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of fucking‐around time.
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‐Can I join you?
‐Um‐‐
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‐Totally.
‐Sure.
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See, look at this.
Isn't this nice?
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Three old friends,
laughing and loving life
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as only friends can.
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‐Okay.
‐Sure, David.
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They should make a show
about friends.
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Hey, Hunch,
I saw you snorkeling
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at the lake the other day.
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You saw‐‐I‐‐
well, I didn't see you.
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Well, actually,
I only saw your calves
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flopping above the surface.
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They're unmistakable.
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Well, I've gotten
some compliments.
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You know what, John?
Here comes another compliment
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because your calves
are delectable,
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and Heather, you are a good
judge of sexy legs.
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Thank you, David.
That's enough.
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Uh, I was on a case
at the time, so yeah.
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Just like we are on
a case right now.
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‐All right, David.
‐Wait, really?
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Well, all right,
let's not get into‐‐
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‐It's a stakeout, Heather.
‐Ugh.
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We're staking out Dr. Neckbeard
McBeef Jerky Breath over there.
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HEATHER: Mm. He is a jerk,
and he's from South Carolina.
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Well, obviously.
‐Uh, not‐viously.
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What are you talking about?
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HEATHER: First, he brings
his own barbecue sauce
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to the Lunch Hut,
so he's an asshole.
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Two, it's mustard‐based.
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That's some
South Carolina shit.
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Damn, you're smart.
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So what's the case?
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Oh, well, my client‐‐
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Our client.
Let's remember.
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It's our client.
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The client has a collection
of, um, vintage cars.
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Ooh, fancy client.
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‐Uh‐‐
‐Congratulations.
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Not really.
The client is actually‐‐
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It's confidential, David.
That's‐‐
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‐Oh, really?
‐Identity's confidential, yes.
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Anyway, the prize
of our client's collection
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is a 1968 Dodge Custom Charger.
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Wait, '68 Custom‐‐it better not
be the General Lee.
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No, no, no, no.
This is a hot pink car.
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Oh, that's actually quite rare.
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Exactly.
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The man in the corner
is Ronald Pronk,
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a car collector
passing through town.
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When he saw
my client's Charger,
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he noted a crack
in the windshield,
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and offered to restore it
at his shop
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in Charleston, for free.
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That doesn't sound shady
at all.
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Yeah, well, my client
is somewhat naive.
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You might say
he requires some schooling.
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‐Okay, David.
‐You could say that.
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Like additional grades
of schooling‐‐
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‐All right, David, enough.
‐Are required.
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So Pronk took possession
of the car,
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and then let me guess,
claimed someone stole it.
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Sound familiar?
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Amber Pulman's Pog collection,
seventh grade.
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(laughs)
Oh, yeah!
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I borrowed Amber's Pogs!
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And then I sold them
to Bucky Rindfuss.
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And when Amber confronted me,
I said they were stolen‐‐
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‐BOTH: By a werewolf.
‐By a werewolf.
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‐JOHN: Right.
‐"The perfect crime."
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And it was,
because it turns out
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Amber was totally
into werewolves,
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and they turned her on.
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So we went to Umstead Park
on a werewolf hunt,
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and we wound up making out
by the light of a full moon.
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‐(howls)
‐(clears throat)
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But then she dumped me
for Trip Kowalski
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'cause he had a full beard
in seventh grade,
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and I was so pissed off,
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I think that's why
I beat both of you up
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in Spanish class that one time.
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(exhales)
Friendship, nothing beats it.
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Seventh grade was fun, right?
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BOTH: No, it wasn't.
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‐Yes, it was.
‐No.
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‐I don't get it.
‐Yes, it was.
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HEATHER: A stolen Charger
isn't easy to hide.
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Why is he still in town?
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Pronk's arrogant.
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He even offered
to call the police himself,
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but my client
wants to keep things quiet
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till I can prove
that Pronk's story is bogus.
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Got it.
So what's his story?
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JOHN: Pronk says
he brought the Charger
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back to his motel parking lot.
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That's where he kept
his own car, a Ford Focus.
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Otherwise,
the lot was empty.
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No witnesses.
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‐When was this?
‐5:20 p. m. yesterday.
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Pronk was making his way
to the lobby
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when an unknown robber
supposedly jumped out
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from behind a bush.
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Pronk says
the guy pulled a gun,
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grabbed the Charger,
and took off.
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DAVID: And then
a giant serpent appeared.
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‐JOHN: David, come on.
‐DAVID: And writhed around.
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Did Pronk describe
the carjacker?
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Well, he...
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Right.
Big surprise.
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What, he was wearing
a little silver hat?
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JOHN: Ugh.
David.
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Tell me
about lighting conditions.
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JOHN: Pronk says he couldn't
see which way the robber went
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because he was blinded
by the evening sun
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focused through the motel's
glass bricks.
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At 5:20 p. m.?
This angle isn't right.
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David, could you, uh, could you
take a step back, please?
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‐Ah, like this?
‐No, further, please.
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‐Really?
‐Yeah. Go further away.
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DAVID: All right.
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JOHN: There it is, precisely.
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DAVID: Um, I can't reach
my disco fries now
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because of this distance.
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Okay, the light tracks,
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but how do we know
Pronk's telling the truth
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about being in the lot
at 5:20 p. m.?
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Ah, because,
according to the Richardsville
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Birding Society,
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that's when a large flock
of starlings
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was spotted flying
directly over the motel.
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They defecated everywhere.
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Oh, shit.
My phone.
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And I can't reach
my disco fries.
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Does Pronk's car
have bird crap on it?
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Yes, it does.
His Ford Focus is outside.
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‐You can see for yourself.
‐HEATHER: Hmm.
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And the splatter pattern
is consistent
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with an overhead bombing,
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just like every space
in motel parking lot.
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‐I checked myself.
‐Okay, okay.
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‐We'll get there.
‐DAVID: Alert!
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Access to disco fries
has been compromised.
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Abort mission.
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As you can see,
he has matured a lot.
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Be honest...
how many times
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have you stolen fries
in your shorts,
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or are you suddenly mad
that you never thought of it?
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‐Oh, zing!
‐Okay, this dynamic sucks.
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Hey, David, instead of living
with your parents,
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why don't you just sleep
in one of your shorts pockets?
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(both laughing)
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You know what, John?
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‐You know what, buddy?
‐What?
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Maybe Heather
would be interested to know
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some more facts
about our client.
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‐David, no.
‐Huh?
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‐What facts?
‐You think?
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David, please.
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Heather, there is something
I could tell you right now,
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but because I have matured
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and I actually am
a very good friend,
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I'm not going to.
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(horn blares)
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(customers groan)
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CUSTOMER: Stop doing that!
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What was that about?
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Uh, who knows
with that guy, right?
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Oh, wait, damnit.
He's my ride.
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Don't worry.
I have my work truck.
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‐Oh.
‐Wait a sec, look.
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Don't you see it?
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Wait, what?
See what?
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The motel parking lot
was empty?
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Yeah, right,
except for Pronk's Ford Focus.
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And the starlings defecated
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all over the lot
in every space?
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Yeah, every single space.
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Looked like a bird poop
Jackson Pollock.
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Okay, think about the guano
in the spaces
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and the guano on the Focus.
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Wait, the guano on the Focus.
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Focus, Hunch.
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There was guano on the Focus,
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and in every space in the lot.
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‐HEATHER: Mm‐hmm.
‐JOHN: Pronk's Ford Focus
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couldn't have been there
at 5:20 p. m.
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HEATHER: Yeah.
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JOHN: It would've acted
as a guano shield.
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We can't prove that birds
didn't shit on Pronk's car.
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But we can prove
it didn't happen at 5:20
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in the motel parking lot,
which means...
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BOTH: He's lying!
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(exhales)
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That was amazing.
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Totally.
(exhales)
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Look at him gloat.
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He doesn't even know
we've got him.
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It's good to see you
at work again.
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Oh, thanks, yeah.
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Uh, you know, Heather,
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I've spent the last,
uh, few weeks‐‐
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Lurking around me at the lake
but avoiding all eye contact?
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I hadn't noticed.
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Sorry.
It's just, um...
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I'm‐‐I was embarrassed.
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Why?
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Well, you got out.
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You went out into the world,
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and I didn't.
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Hunch...
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I thought Dicktown was enough,
you know?
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But then I realized
it's barely anything.
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No, Hunch.
Take it from me.
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The world
is just different Dicktowns
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full of different dicks.
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Besides, how bad
can this town be?
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‐I came back.
‐Yeah. No, you did.
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Uh, okay, Heather, uh...
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I'm sort of in love with you.
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Never detected that?
(laughs)
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Detected that.
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Target's on the move.
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JOHN: What? Oh.
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Should we confront him
together,
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like in the old days?
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Um, why don't you go?
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I'll sit here
and back you up.
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Copy that.
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But wait a minute,
a 1968 Dodge Charger
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in hot pink?
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RONALD: Hey, get away from me,
brigand.
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Dodge didn't make
a pink Charger till 1970.
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How do you steal a pink Charger
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that doesn't
even exist unless‐‐
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(gasps)
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Help!
David, where are you?
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(grunting)
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Oh, wow, you found my car.
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It's about time,
you old weirdo.
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Peace out.
I'll cass‐ap you.
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HEATHER: (exhales)
1968 hot pink Charger,
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one of the rarest Hot Wheels
on the market.
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Yeah, it's very valuable.
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That's why Pronk
tried to steal it.
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The point is that it's a toy,
Hunch.
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You're still working
for children.
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Well, mostly teenagers,
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and they are extremely mature.
I mean‐‐
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How have you not
been arrested yet?
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(sighs)
Honestly, I'm not sure.
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That's what you should be
embarrassed about, Hunch,
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not that you haven't left home,
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that you haven't grown up.
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Well, now that's not true,
I have business cards.
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‐I have to go.
‐Wait! Heather.
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Can I still get a ride?
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(bittersweet music)
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