1 00:00:06,907 --> 00:00:08,609 (upbeat music) 2 00:00:08,675 --> 00:00:11,211 I'm so sorry, but could you please 3 00:00:11,277 --> 00:00:13,514 stop taking selfies in here? 4 00:00:13,580 --> 00:00:17,250 It's making people uncomfortable. 5 00:00:17,317 --> 00:00:19,185 No, I'm not taking selfies. 6 00:00:19,252 --> 00:00:22,856 I'm using my phone to spy on that guy in the corner. 7 00:00:22,923 --> 00:00:24,758 Mm. That seems worse. 8 00:00:24,825 --> 00:00:27,427 I'm totally taking selfies, 'cause I'm proud of my face 9 00:00:27,493 --> 00:00:29,062 and I want my phone to see it. 10 00:00:29,129 --> 00:00:30,496 It's a stakeout. The man's a thief. 11 00:00:30,564 --> 00:00:32,132 And I have to prove it before he finishes 12 00:00:32,198 --> 00:00:33,900 his pulled pork platter and leaves town forever. 13 00:00:33,967 --> 00:00:35,969 Oh, okay. 14 00:00:36,036 --> 00:00:38,204 Just please be subtle. 15 00:00:38,271 --> 00:00:39,239 Sure, no problem. Subtle. 16 00:00:39,305 --> 00:00:40,807 ‐(camera clicks) ‐(shouts) 17 00:00:40,874 --> 00:00:43,243 Oh. (groans) 18 00:00:43,309 --> 00:00:45,411 (dramatic music) 19 00:00:47,280 --> 00:00:49,850 Okay. (exhales) 20 00:00:49,916 --> 00:00:51,284 ‐Oh, shit. ‐What? 21 00:00:51,351 --> 00:00:52,586 Guess who just walked in. 22 00:00:52,653 --> 00:00:55,021 Heather Culbreth from lake patrol. 23 00:00:55,088 --> 00:00:58,058 ‐Oh, wow. ‐Location is clear, over. 24 00:00:58,124 --> 00:00:59,025 (laughs) She says "over" 25 00:00:59,092 --> 00:01:00,226 into her walkie‐talkie. 26 00:01:00,293 --> 00:01:01,494 ‐Can I ask you a question? ‐What? Sure. 27 00:01:01,562 --> 00:01:03,029 ‐It's a personal question. ‐Oh. 28 00:01:03,096 --> 00:01:04,197 What is going on with you guys? 29 00:01:04,264 --> 00:01:05,198 ‐What? ‐You and Heather. 30 00:01:05,265 --> 00:01:06,800 Nothing. Obviously nothing. 31 00:01:06,867 --> 00:01:09,002 Uh, well, then why are we taking all these cases 32 00:01:09,069 --> 00:01:10,370 down by the lake, huh? 33 00:01:10,436 --> 00:01:12,272 The Mystery of the Capsized Canoe 34 00:01:12,338 --> 00:01:13,907 and the Mystery of the Moldy Towels 35 00:01:13,974 --> 00:01:14,975 and the Mystery of the so‐called 36 00:01:15,041 --> 00:01:16,543 Sunken Treasure. 37 00:01:16,610 --> 00:01:18,311 Yeah, uh, a city's waterfront is always a nexus of crime. 38 00:01:18,378 --> 00:01:19,713 Come on, man, the last one 39 00:01:19,780 --> 00:01:22,482 was you snorkeling down to get some kid's quarter 40 00:01:22,549 --> 00:01:23,950 out of the mud‐‐ a quarter. 41 00:01:24,017 --> 00:01:26,252 Just admit it, that you've been hoping to see her again 42 00:01:26,319 --> 00:01:27,588 because you love her. 43 00:01:27,654 --> 00:01:28,889 David, David, shh! 44 00:01:28,955 --> 00:01:31,057 (sighs) Fine. You're right. 45 00:01:31,124 --> 00:01:32,225 I have a thing for her. 46 00:01:32,292 --> 00:01:33,927 So tell her, man. She's right there. 47 00:01:33,994 --> 00:01:35,361 It wouldn't be appropriate. 48 00:01:35,428 --> 00:01:37,230 I mean, I used to be her employer. 49 00:01:37,297 --> 00:01:38,632 You were 13 years old back then, you dummy. 50 00:01:38,699 --> 00:01:40,834 ‐I just think ethically‐‐ ‐(groans) 51 00:01:40,901 --> 00:01:41,902 Oh, my God. Hey, guys. 52 00:01:41,968 --> 00:01:43,269 John, look who it is. 53 00:01:43,336 --> 00:01:44,337 Look, it's Heather Culbreth in the Lunch Hut. 54 00:01:44,404 --> 00:01:45,706 Yes, I can see that. 55 00:01:45,772 --> 00:01:47,307 You know what, this calls for a celebration. 56 00:01:47,373 --> 00:01:48,408 Oh. 57 00:01:48,474 --> 00:01:50,076 Shall we feast from my horn of plenty? 58 00:01:50,143 --> 00:01:51,444 ‐(horn blares) ‐(yells) 59 00:01:51,512 --> 00:01:53,714 ‐Why do you have that? ‐Really, David? 60 00:01:53,780 --> 00:01:56,116 I love to have fun and celebrate my friends. 61 00:01:56,182 --> 00:01:57,383 ‐Hi, Heather. ‐Hey. 62 00:01:57,450 --> 00:01:59,485 So the Lunch Hut's still your spot, huh? 63 00:01:59,553 --> 00:02:02,288 Uh, yeah. So what, uh, brings you here? 64 00:02:02,355 --> 00:02:05,425 Advanced security for the commish. 65 00:02:05,491 --> 00:02:06,527 ‐(radio squawks) ‐GLEN: Culbreth. 66 00:02:06,593 --> 00:02:08,128 Are we still clear? Over. 67 00:02:08,194 --> 00:02:10,731 Yes, Glen, we're still clear. Over. 68 00:02:10,797 --> 00:02:12,498 Does seem a little intense for the commissioner 69 00:02:12,566 --> 00:02:14,034 of the Water and Sewer Authority. 70 00:02:14,100 --> 00:02:15,669 Oh, you think? 71 00:02:15,736 --> 00:02:18,772 (militaristic marching music) 72 00:02:18,839 --> 00:02:21,742 ♪♪ ♪♪ 73 00:02:21,808 --> 00:02:23,744 Ugh, no. 74 00:02:23,810 --> 00:02:26,179 Take me to the President's Physician in New Downtown. 75 00:02:26,246 --> 00:02:28,582 ♪♪ ♪♪ 76 00:02:28,649 --> 00:02:30,250 (sighs) Welcome to my life. 77 00:02:30,316 --> 00:02:31,351 ‐(radio squawks) ‐GLEN: Culbreth. 78 00:02:31,417 --> 00:02:33,754 We're wheels up for New Downtown. Over. 79 00:02:33,820 --> 00:02:34,821 I'm gonna stay here 80 00:02:34,888 --> 00:02:37,223 and do a post‐op sweep for bugs. Over. 81 00:02:37,290 --> 00:02:38,759 GLEN: Copy that. Over and out. 82 00:02:38,825 --> 00:02:41,294 Boom! I just bought myself two hours 83 00:02:41,361 --> 00:02:43,496 of fucking‐around time. 84 00:02:43,564 --> 00:02:44,898 ‐Can I join you? ‐Um‐‐ 85 00:02:44,965 --> 00:02:46,533 ‐Totally. ‐Sure. 86 00:02:46,600 --> 00:02:48,334 See, look at this. Isn't this nice? 87 00:02:48,401 --> 00:02:50,671 Three old friends, laughing and loving life 88 00:02:50,737 --> 00:02:52,005 as only friends can. 89 00:02:52,072 --> 00:02:53,206 ‐Okay. ‐Sure, David. 90 00:02:53,273 --> 00:02:54,440 They should make a show about friends. 91 00:02:54,508 --> 00:02:56,142 Hey, Hunch, I saw you snorkeling 92 00:02:56,209 --> 00:02:57,177 at the lake the other day. 93 00:02:57,243 --> 00:02:59,479 You saw‐‐I‐‐ well, I didn't see you. 94 00:02:59,546 --> 00:03:01,582 Well, actually, I only saw your calves 95 00:03:01,648 --> 00:03:03,416 flopping above the surface. 96 00:03:03,483 --> 00:03:05,418 They're unmistakable. 97 00:03:05,485 --> 00:03:07,420 Well, I've gotten some compliments. 98 00:03:07,487 --> 00:03:09,723 You know what, John? Here comes another compliment 99 00:03:09,790 --> 00:03:12,058 because your calves are delectable, 100 00:03:12,125 --> 00:03:15,395 and Heather, you are a good judge of sexy legs. 101 00:03:15,461 --> 00:03:16,530 Thank you, David. That's enough. 102 00:03:16,597 --> 00:03:19,265 Uh, I was on a case at the time, so yeah. 103 00:03:19,332 --> 00:03:21,334 Just like we are on a case right now. 104 00:03:21,401 --> 00:03:22,335 ‐All right, David. ‐Wait, really? 105 00:03:22,402 --> 00:03:23,403 Well, all right, let's not get into‐‐ 106 00:03:23,469 --> 00:03:25,071 ‐It's a stakeout, Heather. ‐Ugh. 107 00:03:25,138 --> 00:03:30,076 We're staking out Dr. Neckbeard McBeef Jerky Breath over there. 108 00:03:30,143 --> 00:03:34,347 HEATHER: Mm. He is a jerk, and he's from South Carolina. 109 00:03:34,414 --> 00:03:36,883 Well, obviously. ‐Uh, not‐viously. 110 00:03:36,950 --> 00:03:38,051 What are you talking about? 111 00:03:38,118 --> 00:03:40,554 HEATHER: First, he brings his own barbecue sauce 112 00:03:40,621 --> 00:03:43,156 to the Lunch Hut, so he's an asshole. 113 00:03:43,223 --> 00:03:45,491 Two, it's mustard‐based. 114 00:03:45,559 --> 00:03:47,260 That's some South Carolina shit. 115 00:03:47,327 --> 00:03:48,494 Damn, you're smart. 116 00:03:48,562 --> 00:03:49,796 So what's the case? 117 00:03:49,863 --> 00:03:51,097 Oh, well, my client‐‐ 118 00:03:51,164 --> 00:03:52,799 Our client. Let's remember. 119 00:03:52,866 --> 00:03:53,900 It's our client. 120 00:03:53,967 --> 00:03:57,871 The client has a collection of, um, vintage cars. 121 00:03:57,938 --> 00:03:59,239 Ooh, fancy client. 122 00:03:59,305 --> 00:04:00,473 ‐Uh‐‐ ‐Congratulations. 123 00:04:00,541 --> 00:04:02,008 Not really. The client is actually‐‐ 124 00:04:02,075 --> 00:04:03,544 It's confidential, David. That's‐‐ 125 00:04:03,610 --> 00:04:05,278 ‐Oh, really? ‐Identity's confidential, yes. 126 00:04:05,345 --> 00:04:07,447 Anyway, the prize of our client's collection 127 00:04:07,514 --> 00:04:09,683 is a 1968 Dodge Custom Charger. 128 00:04:09,750 --> 00:04:13,587 Wait, '68 Custom‐‐it better not be the General Lee. 129 00:04:13,654 --> 00:04:16,089 No, no, no, no. This is a hot pink car. 130 00:04:16,156 --> 00:04:17,290 Oh, that's actually quite rare. 131 00:04:17,357 --> 00:04:18,559 Exactly. 132 00:04:18,625 --> 00:04:20,861 The man in the corner is Ronald Pronk, 133 00:04:20,927 --> 00:04:23,196 a car collector passing through town. 134 00:04:23,263 --> 00:04:24,831 When he saw my client's Charger, 135 00:04:24,898 --> 00:04:26,700 he noted a crack in the windshield, 136 00:04:26,767 --> 00:04:28,401 and offered to restore it at his shop 137 00:04:28,468 --> 00:04:30,370 in Charleston, for free. 138 00:04:30,436 --> 00:04:31,872 That doesn't sound shady at all. 139 00:04:31,938 --> 00:04:34,374 Yeah, well, my client is somewhat naive. 140 00:04:34,440 --> 00:04:36,209 You might say he requires some schooling. 141 00:04:36,276 --> 00:04:37,310 ‐Okay, David. ‐You could say that. 142 00:04:37,377 --> 00:04:39,345 Like additional grades of schooling‐‐ 143 00:04:39,412 --> 00:04:41,214 ‐All right, David, enough. ‐Are required. 144 00:04:41,281 --> 00:04:42,849 So Pronk took possession of the car, 145 00:04:42,916 --> 00:04:45,251 and then let me guess, claimed someone stole it. 146 00:04:45,318 --> 00:04:46,987 Sound familiar? 147 00:04:47,053 --> 00:04:49,189 Amber Pulman's Pog collection, seventh grade. 148 00:04:49,255 --> 00:04:51,491 (laughs) Oh, yeah! 149 00:04:51,558 --> 00:04:54,795 I borrowed Amber's Pogs! 150 00:04:54,861 --> 00:04:57,564 And then I sold them to Bucky Rindfuss. 151 00:04:57,631 --> 00:05:01,467 And when Amber confronted me, I said they were stolen‐‐ 152 00:05:01,535 --> 00:05:03,770 ‐BOTH: By a werewolf. ‐By a werewolf. 153 00:05:03,837 --> 00:05:05,572 ‐JOHN: Right. ‐"The perfect crime." 154 00:05:05,639 --> 00:05:07,574 And it was, because it turns out 155 00:05:07,641 --> 00:05:10,276 Amber was totally into werewolves, 156 00:05:10,343 --> 00:05:12,078 and they turned her on. 157 00:05:12,145 --> 00:05:14,548 So we went to Umstead Park on a werewolf hunt, 158 00:05:14,615 --> 00:05:16,917 and we wound up making out by the light of a full moon. 159 00:05:16,983 --> 00:05:18,619 ‐(howls) ‐(clears throat) 160 00:05:18,685 --> 00:05:20,654 But then she dumped me for Trip Kowalski 161 00:05:20,721 --> 00:05:22,889 'cause he had a full beard in seventh grade, 162 00:05:22,956 --> 00:05:24,791 and I was so pissed off, 163 00:05:24,858 --> 00:05:26,527 I think that's why I beat both of you up 164 00:05:26,593 --> 00:05:28,795 in Spanish class that one time. 165 00:05:28,862 --> 00:05:31,097 (exhales) Friendship, nothing beats it. 166 00:05:31,164 --> 00:05:32,566 Seventh grade was fun, right? 167 00:05:32,633 --> 00:05:33,567 BOTH: No, it wasn't. 168 00:05:33,634 --> 00:05:34,768 ‐Yes, it was. ‐No. 169 00:05:34,835 --> 00:05:36,036 ‐I don't get it. ‐Yes, it was. 170 00:05:36,102 --> 00:05:37,871 HEATHER: A stolen Charger isn't easy to hide. 171 00:05:37,938 --> 00:05:39,305 Why is he still in town? 172 00:05:39,372 --> 00:05:40,507 Pronk's arrogant. 173 00:05:40,574 --> 00:05:41,908 He even offered to call the police himself, 174 00:05:41,975 --> 00:05:44,545 but my client wants to keep things quiet 175 00:05:44,611 --> 00:05:46,747 till I can prove that Pronk's story is bogus. 176 00:05:46,813 --> 00:05:50,016 Got it. So what's his story? 177 00:05:50,083 --> 00:05:52,285 JOHN: Pronk says he brought the Charger 178 00:05:52,352 --> 00:05:53,820 back to his motel parking lot. 179 00:05:53,887 --> 00:05:56,356 That's where he kept his own car, a Ford Focus. 180 00:05:56,422 --> 00:05:57,991 Otherwise, the lot was empty. 181 00:05:58,058 --> 00:05:59,025 No witnesses. 182 00:05:59,092 --> 00:06:01,528 ‐When was this? ‐5:20 p. m. yesterday. 183 00:06:01,595 --> 00:06:03,564 Pronk was making his way to the lobby 184 00:06:03,630 --> 00:06:05,298 when an unknown robber supposedly jumped out 185 00:06:05,365 --> 00:06:06,867 from behind a bush. 186 00:06:06,933 --> 00:06:08,502 Pronk says the guy pulled a gun, 187 00:06:08,569 --> 00:06:09,936 grabbed the Charger, and took off. 188 00:06:10,003 --> 00:06:12,539 DAVID: And then a giant serpent appeared. 189 00:06:12,606 --> 00:06:14,608 ‐JOHN: David, come on. ‐DAVID: And writhed around. 190 00:06:14,675 --> 00:06:16,109 Did Pronk describe the carjacker? 191 00:06:16,176 --> 00:06:17,744 Well, he... 192 00:06:17,811 --> 00:06:19,613 Right. Big surprise. 193 00:06:19,680 --> 00:06:21,081 What, he was wearing a little silver hat? 194 00:06:21,147 --> 00:06:22,015 JOHN: Ugh. David. 195 00:06:22,082 --> 00:06:25,719 Tell me about lighting conditions. 196 00:06:25,786 --> 00:06:27,788 JOHN: Pronk says he couldn't see which way the robber went 197 00:06:27,854 --> 00:06:29,856 because he was blinded by the evening sun 198 00:06:29,923 --> 00:06:31,558 focused through the motel's glass bricks. 199 00:06:31,625 --> 00:06:34,027 At 5:20 p. m.? This angle isn't right. 200 00:06:34,094 --> 00:06:36,129 David, could you, uh, could you take a step back, please? 201 00:06:36,196 --> 00:06:38,231 ‐Ah, like this? ‐No, further, please. 202 00:06:38,298 --> 00:06:40,166 ‐Really? ‐Yeah. Go further away. 203 00:06:40,233 --> 00:06:41,635 DAVID: All right. 204 00:06:41,702 --> 00:06:43,837 JOHN: There it is, precisely. 205 00:06:43,904 --> 00:06:45,572 DAVID: Um, I can't reach my disco fries now 206 00:06:45,639 --> 00:06:46,773 because of this distance. 207 00:06:46,840 --> 00:06:48,609 Okay, the light tracks, 208 00:06:48,675 --> 00:06:50,410 but how do we know Pronk's telling the truth 209 00:06:50,476 --> 00:06:52,478 about being in the lot at 5:20 p. m.? 210 00:06:52,546 --> 00:06:54,480 Ah, because, according to the Richardsville 211 00:06:54,548 --> 00:06:55,649 Birding Society, 212 00:06:55,716 --> 00:06:57,083 that's when a large flock of starlings 213 00:06:57,150 --> 00:06:59,252 was spotted flying directly over the motel. 214 00:06:59,319 --> 00:07:00,954 They defecated everywhere. 215 00:07:03,289 --> 00:07:04,558 Oh, shit. My phone. 216 00:07:04,625 --> 00:07:06,359 And I can't reach my disco fries. 217 00:07:06,426 --> 00:07:07,994 Does Pronk's car have bird crap on it? 218 00:07:08,061 --> 00:07:09,930 Yes, it does. His Ford Focus is outside. 219 00:07:09,996 --> 00:07:11,297 ‐You can see for yourself. ‐HEATHER: Hmm. 220 00:07:11,364 --> 00:07:12,766 And the splatter pattern is consistent 221 00:07:12,833 --> 00:07:13,967 with an overhead bombing, 222 00:07:14,034 --> 00:07:15,802 just like every space in motel parking lot. 223 00:07:15,869 --> 00:07:17,971 ‐I checked myself. ‐Okay, okay. 224 00:07:18,038 --> 00:07:19,640 ‐We'll get there. ‐DAVID: Alert! 225 00:07:19,706 --> 00:07:22,475 Access to disco fries has been compromised. 226 00:07:22,543 --> 00:07:24,611 Abort mission. 227 00:07:24,678 --> 00:07:27,413 As you can see, he has matured a lot. 228 00:07:27,480 --> 00:07:29,015 Be honest... how many times 229 00:07:29,082 --> 00:07:31,017 have you stolen fries in your shorts, 230 00:07:31,084 --> 00:07:32,853 or are you suddenly mad that you never thought of it? 231 00:07:32,919 --> 00:07:35,622 ‐Oh, zing! ‐Okay, this dynamic sucks. 232 00:07:35,689 --> 00:07:38,024 Hey, David, instead of living with your parents, 233 00:07:38,091 --> 00:07:39,993 why don't you just sleep in one of your shorts pockets? 234 00:07:40,060 --> 00:07:41,261 (both laughing) 235 00:07:41,327 --> 00:07:42,729 You know what, John? 236 00:07:42,796 --> 00:07:44,164 ‐You know what, buddy? ‐What? 237 00:07:44,230 --> 00:07:45,699 Maybe Heather would be interested to know 238 00:07:45,766 --> 00:07:47,834 some more facts about our client. 239 00:07:47,901 --> 00:07:48,869 ‐David, no. ‐Huh? 240 00:07:48,935 --> 00:07:50,036 ‐What facts? ‐You think? 241 00:07:50,103 --> 00:07:52,038 David, please. 242 00:07:54,174 --> 00:07:57,143 Heather, there is something I could tell you right now, 243 00:07:57,210 --> 00:07:58,812 but because I have matured 244 00:07:58,879 --> 00:08:01,114 and I actually am a very good friend, 245 00:08:01,181 --> 00:08:03,249 I'm not going to. 246 00:08:03,316 --> 00:08:04,518 (horn blares) 247 00:08:04,585 --> 00:08:05,752 (customers groan) 248 00:08:05,819 --> 00:08:07,688 CUSTOMER: Stop doing that! 249 00:08:07,754 --> 00:08:09,422 What was that about? 250 00:08:09,489 --> 00:08:11,357 Uh, who knows with that guy, right? 251 00:08:11,424 --> 00:08:12,593 Oh, wait, damnit. He's my ride. 252 00:08:12,659 --> 00:08:14,460 Don't worry. I have my work truck. 253 00:08:14,528 --> 00:08:16,597 ‐Oh. ‐Wait a sec, look. 254 00:08:16,663 --> 00:08:17,631 Don't you see it? 255 00:08:17,698 --> 00:08:18,865 Wait, what? See what? 256 00:08:18,932 --> 00:08:20,734 The motel parking lot was empty? 257 00:08:20,801 --> 00:08:23,504 Yeah, right, except for Pronk's Ford Focus. 258 00:08:23,570 --> 00:08:24,871 And the starlings defecated 259 00:08:24,938 --> 00:08:27,708 all over the lot in every space? 260 00:08:27,774 --> 00:08:28,942 Yeah, every single space. 261 00:08:29,009 --> 00:08:30,611 Looked like a bird poop Jackson Pollock. 262 00:08:30,677 --> 00:08:32,713 Okay, think about the guano in the spaces 263 00:08:32,779 --> 00:08:34,515 and the guano on the Focus. 264 00:08:34,581 --> 00:08:36,316 Wait, the guano on the Focus. 265 00:08:36,382 --> 00:08:38,251 Focus, Hunch. 266 00:08:38,318 --> 00:08:40,687 There was guano on the Focus, 267 00:08:40,754 --> 00:08:42,488 and in every space in the lot. 268 00:08:42,556 --> 00:08:44,525 ‐HEATHER: Mm‐hmm. ‐JOHN: Pronk's Ford Focus 269 00:08:44,591 --> 00:08:46,026 couldn't have been there at 5:20 p. m. 270 00:08:46,092 --> 00:08:47,160 HEATHER: Yeah. 271 00:08:47,227 --> 00:08:49,095 JOHN: It would've acted as a guano shield. 272 00:08:49,162 --> 00:08:52,132 We can't prove that birds didn't shit on Pronk's car. 273 00:08:52,198 --> 00:08:54,535 But we can prove it didn't happen at 5:20 274 00:08:54,601 --> 00:08:56,169 in the motel parking lot, which means... 275 00:08:56,236 --> 00:08:59,472 BOTH: He's lying! 276 00:08:59,540 --> 00:09:00,507 (exhales) 277 00:09:00,574 --> 00:09:02,375 That was amazing. 278 00:09:02,442 --> 00:09:04,778 Totally. (exhales) 279 00:09:04,845 --> 00:09:05,946 Look at him gloat. 280 00:09:06,012 --> 00:09:07,714 He doesn't even know we've got him. 281 00:09:07,781 --> 00:09:09,349 It's good to see you at work again. 282 00:09:09,415 --> 00:09:11,217 Oh, thanks, yeah. 283 00:09:11,284 --> 00:09:12,819 Uh, you know, Heather, 284 00:09:12,886 --> 00:09:14,487 I've spent the last, uh, few weeks‐‐ 285 00:09:14,555 --> 00:09:17,658 Lurking around me at the lake but avoiding all eye contact? 286 00:09:17,724 --> 00:09:18,859 I hadn't noticed. 287 00:09:18,925 --> 00:09:21,194 Sorry. It's just, um... 288 00:09:21,261 --> 00:09:22,896 I'm‐‐I was embarrassed. 289 00:09:22,963 --> 00:09:24,197 Why? 290 00:09:24,264 --> 00:09:25,832 Well, you got out. 291 00:09:25,899 --> 00:09:27,367 You went out into the world, 292 00:09:27,433 --> 00:09:28,902 and I didn't. 293 00:09:28,969 --> 00:09:30,170 Hunch... 294 00:09:30,236 --> 00:09:32,573 I thought Dicktown was enough, you know? 295 00:09:32,639 --> 00:09:35,008 But then I realized it's barely anything. 296 00:09:35,075 --> 00:09:37,878 No, Hunch. Take it from me. 297 00:09:37,944 --> 00:09:40,446 The world is just different Dicktowns 298 00:09:40,514 --> 00:09:42,448 full of different dicks. 299 00:09:42,516 --> 00:09:44,618 Besides, how bad can this town be? 300 00:09:44,685 --> 00:09:47,320 ‐I came back. ‐Yeah. No, you did. 301 00:09:47,387 --> 00:09:50,456 Uh, okay, Heather, uh... 302 00:09:50,524 --> 00:09:52,926 I'm sort of in love with you. 303 00:09:52,993 --> 00:09:55,361 Never detected that? (laughs) 304 00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:56,396 Detected that. 305 00:09:56,462 --> 00:09:57,430 Target's on the move. 306 00:09:57,497 --> 00:09:58,632 JOHN: What? Oh. 307 00:09:58,699 --> 00:10:00,166 Should we confront him together, 308 00:10:00,233 --> 00:10:01,635 like in the old days? 309 00:10:01,702 --> 00:10:04,037 Um, why don't you go? 310 00:10:04,104 --> 00:10:06,206 I'll sit here and back you up. 311 00:10:06,272 --> 00:10:08,008 Copy that. 312 00:10:08,074 --> 00:10:11,411 But wait a minute, a 1968 Dodge Charger 313 00:10:11,477 --> 00:10:12,646 in hot pink? 314 00:10:12,713 --> 00:10:13,947 RONALD: Hey, get away from me, brigand. 315 00:10:14,014 --> 00:10:17,584 Dodge didn't make a pink Charger till 1970. 316 00:10:17,651 --> 00:10:19,085 How do you steal a pink Charger 317 00:10:19,152 --> 00:10:21,021 that doesn't even exist unless‐‐ 318 00:10:21,087 --> 00:10:21,988 (gasps) 319 00:10:22,055 --> 00:10:25,325 Help! David, where are you? 320 00:10:25,391 --> 00:10:28,328 (grunting) 321 00:10:28,394 --> 00:10:31,031 Oh, wow, you found my car. 322 00:10:31,097 --> 00:10:33,767 It's about time, you old weirdo. 323 00:10:33,834 --> 00:10:36,469 Peace out. I'll cass‐ap you. 324 00:10:36,537 --> 00:10:39,840 HEATHER: (exhales) 1968 hot pink Charger, 325 00:10:39,906 --> 00:10:41,642 one of the rarest Hot Wheels on the market. 326 00:10:41,708 --> 00:10:43,043 Yeah, it's very valuable. 327 00:10:43,109 --> 00:10:44,645 That's why Pronk tried to steal it. 328 00:10:44,711 --> 00:10:46,813 The point is that it's a toy, Hunch. 329 00:10:46,880 --> 00:10:48,481 You're still working for children. 330 00:10:48,549 --> 00:10:49,816 Well, mostly teenagers, 331 00:10:49,883 --> 00:10:51,885 and they are extremely mature. I mean‐‐ 332 00:10:51,952 --> 00:10:53,854 How have you not been arrested yet? 333 00:10:53,920 --> 00:10:55,388 (sighs) Honestly, I'm not sure. 334 00:10:55,455 --> 00:10:57,524 That's what you should be embarrassed about, Hunch, 335 00:10:57,591 --> 00:10:59,459 not that you haven't left home, 336 00:10:59,526 --> 00:11:00,861 that you haven't grown up. 337 00:11:00,927 --> 00:11:03,897 Well, now that's not true, I have business cards. 338 00:11:03,964 --> 00:11:07,333 ‐I have to go. ‐Wait! Heather. 339 00:11:07,400 --> 00:11:09,335 Can I still get a ride? 340 00:11:09,402 --> 00:11:12,305 (bittersweet music) 341 00:11:12,372 --> 00:11:19,179 ♪♪ ♪♪