1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:00:33,859 --> 00:00:36,253 ♪ THE CLOSER YOU GET TO ME 4 00:00:36,297 --> 00:00:39,778 ♪ I FEEL YOU PULL AWAY 5 00:00:39,822 --> 00:00:45,132 ♪ AS CRAZY AS YOU SEEM TO BE, I KNOW YOU'RE JUST AFRAID ♪ 6 00:00:45,175 --> 00:00:48,091 ♪ STOP MAKING UP EXCUSES, HONEY ♪ 7 00:00:48,135 --> 00:00:53,314 ♪ I'VE HEARD ALL KINDS OF LIES ♪ 8 00:00:53,357 --> 00:00:54,750 ♪ STOP TAKING A RIDE 9 00:00:54,793 --> 00:00:56,056 ♪ YOU'RE MEANT FOR ME 10 00:00:56,099 --> 00:00:59,320 ♪ HERE COMES THE BIG SURPRISE 11 00:00:59,363 --> 00:01:04,064 ♪ WON'T YOU GET OVER IT? 12 00:01:04,107 --> 00:01:05,500 ♪ I DO 13 00:01:05,543 --> 00:01:10,896 ♪ I KNOW THAT IT SCARES YOU A LITTLE BIT ♪ 14 00:01:10,940 --> 00:01:12,289 ♪ GET OVER IT 15 00:01:12,333 --> 00:01:13,943 ♪ GET OVER IT 16 00:01:28,827 --> 00:01:30,655 ♪ I THINK YOU CAN HANDLE THIS 17 00:01:30,699 --> 00:01:33,528 ♪ HAVE YOUR CAKE AND EAT IT, TOO ♪ 18 00:01:33,571 --> 00:01:37,793 ♪ SOMETIMES A KISS IS JUST A KISS ♪ 19 00:01:37,836 --> 00:01:40,230 ♪ I'M NOT ASKING MUCH OF YOU 20 00:01:40,274 --> 00:01:43,407 ♪ AND I CAN'T TELL YOU WHY OR HOW I KNOW ♪ 21 00:01:43,451 --> 00:01:46,106 ♪ YOU'RE TAKING ME ALL WRONG 22 00:01:46,149 --> 00:01:50,022 ♪ CHILL OUT, RELAX 23 00:01:50,066 --> 00:01:51,676 ♪ SEE HOW THIS GOES 24 00:01:51,720 --> 00:01:54,723 ♪ YOU'LL THANK ME LATER ON 25 00:01:54,766 --> 00:01:56,072 [ TIRES SCREECH ] 26 00:01:56,116 --> 00:01:58,944 ♪ WON'T YOU GET OVER IT? 27 00:01:58,988 --> 00:02:00,424 ♪ I DO 28 00:02:00,468 --> 00:02:03,166 ♪ I KNOW THAT IT SCARES YOU 29 00:02:03,210 --> 00:02:11,348 ♪ TO HAVE TO ADMIT TO THAT YOU LOVE ME ♪ 30 00:02:11,392 --> 00:02:14,134 ♪ LET'S FACE IT, YOU NEED ME 31 00:02:14,177 --> 00:02:17,441 ♪ YOU KNOW THAT YOU WANT ME 32 00:02:17,485 --> 00:02:19,791 ♪ GET OVER IT 33 00:02:19,835 --> 00:02:21,358 ♪ GET OVER IT 34 00:02:21,402 --> 00:02:23,099 ♪ GET OVER IT 35 00:02:29,497 --> 00:02:30,802 [ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ] 36 00:02:43,859 --> 00:02:45,208 YEAH, I'M PARKED IN THE BACK HERE. 37 00:02:45,252 --> 00:02:46,253 OKAY. 38 00:02:46,296 --> 00:02:47,950 WANT TO JUST LEAVE YOUR CAR? 39 00:02:50,692 --> 00:02:51,345 COFFEE, 40 00:02:51,388 --> 00:02:52,476 SUSAN, PLEASE. 41 00:02:52,520 --> 00:02:53,825 WITH VANILLA. 42 00:02:54,870 --> 00:02:56,480 GOOD DAY, MRS. MIRABEAU. 43 00:02:56,524 --> 00:02:57,742 ERNIE.CAROLINA. 44 00:02:57,786 --> 00:02:59,222 AND, OF COURSE, A GOOD DAY 45 00:02:59,266 --> 00:03:03,618 TO THE FAIRY PRINCESS HERSELF, MISS GEORGIA. 46 00:03:03,661 --> 00:03:05,620 HOW'S MARRIED LIFE TREATING YOU THIS WEEK, ERNIE? 47 00:03:05,663 --> 00:03:07,796 UH, FINE. 48 00:03:07,839 --> 00:03:08,666 HUH? 49 00:03:08,710 --> 00:03:09,798 FINE, FINE. 50 00:03:09,841 --> 00:03:10,755 MM. 51 00:03:11,843 --> 00:03:13,410 IT'S ANOTHER BOOK. 52 00:03:13,454 --> 00:03:14,672 YOU KNOW ME, I DIDN'T GO THROUGH THE EIGHTH GRADE. 53 00:03:14,716 --> 00:03:16,326 MY GRANDBABY HERE'S READING "ANNA KARENA." 54 00:03:16,370 --> 00:03:17,980 "ANNA KARENINA." 55 00:03:18,023 --> 00:03:22,767 SHE JUMPED IN FRONT OF A TRAIN WHEN HER BOYFRIEND LEFT HER. 56 00:03:22,811 --> 00:03:24,291 YEAH, WELL, GRANDMA'S GOTTA PEE. 57 00:03:24,334 --> 00:03:26,293 I WANT COFFEE, PLEASE. 58 00:03:26,336 --> 00:03:28,295 NO. YOU'RE TOO LITTLE. 59 00:03:28,338 --> 00:03:29,339 YOU HAVE COFFEE. 60 00:03:29,383 --> 00:03:31,211 THANK YOU.THAT'LL BE ALL, SUSAN. 61 00:03:39,306 --> 00:03:40,611 OW! 62 00:03:40,655 --> 00:03:42,526 DO YOU KNOW WHAT? YOU'RE NOT A FAIRY PRINCESS. 63 00:03:42,570 --> 00:03:43,875 YOU'RE A FAIRY BITCH! 64 00:03:43,919 --> 00:03:47,183 YEAH? YOU'RE A SMART BITCH.AN UGLY SMART BITCH. 65 00:03:47,227 --> 00:03:48,228 NO ONE WILL EVER MARRY YOU! 66 00:03:48,271 --> 00:03:51,013 I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU EVEN MORE! 67 00:03:51,056 --> 00:03:52,014 LOOK AT MY SHOES! 68 00:03:52,057 --> 00:03:53,145 SO, WHAT DO I CARE?! 69 00:03:53,189 --> 00:03:54,277 YOU DID THAT ON PURPOSE! 70 00:03:54,321 --> 00:03:55,191 NO, I DIDN'T! 71 00:03:55,235 --> 00:03:56,192 YES, YOU DID! NO! 72 00:03:56,236 --> 00:03:58,716 YES! NO! 73 00:03:58,760 --> 00:03:59,413 I DIDN'T! 74 00:03:59,456 --> 00:04:00,631 YES, YOU DID! 75 00:04:00,675 --> 00:04:01,893 OH, YOU'RE A BITCH! 76 00:04:03,330 --> 00:04:04,505 GO AHEAD, KILL EACH OTHER. 77 00:04:06,768 --> 00:04:07,943 DON'T WORRY ABOUT THE MESS. 78 00:04:07,986 --> 00:04:09,988 I'LL HOSE IT DOWN WHEN THE KILLING'S OVER. 79 00:04:10,032 --> 00:04:13,557 FRIENDS. I NEED SOME PEACE. 80 00:04:13,601 --> 00:04:15,559 BUT, MILLIE, YOU CAN'TLEAVE THEM OUTSIDE WITHTHOSE BUTCHER KNIVES. 81 00:04:15,603 --> 00:04:17,300 THEY AIN'T THAT SHARP. 82 00:04:21,565 --> 00:04:23,959 [ WHISTLING ] 83 00:04:44,371 --> 00:04:46,286 GEORGIA... 84 00:04:46,329 --> 00:04:47,983 WE ARE NOT BEING RAISED RIGHT. 85 00:04:49,376 --> 00:04:50,681 [ HORN HONKING ] 86 00:04:54,685 --> 00:04:55,730 [ CHUCKLES ] 87 00:04:55,773 --> 00:05:01,344 DADDY. 88 00:05:01,388 --> 00:05:06,131 SWEET GIRLS, DADDY'S GOT A SURPRISE FOR YOU. 89 00:05:06,175 --> 00:05:07,611 A BIG SURPRISE. 90 00:05:07,655 --> 00:05:09,178 IS IT A PUPPY? 91 00:05:11,659 --> 00:05:14,792 [ SIGHS ] MEET YOUR NEW BABY SISTER. 92 00:05:14,836 --> 00:05:17,273 HER NAME IS MAINE. 93 00:05:17,317 --> 00:05:19,710 IS HER MAMA DEAD, TOO? 94 00:05:19,754 --> 00:05:22,365 NO, HER MOM'S IN A CRAZY HOUSE IN BANGOR. 95 00:05:26,108 --> 00:05:26,848 THEODORE! 96 00:05:30,068 --> 00:05:31,287 HI, MAMA. 97 00:05:31,331 --> 00:05:33,463 THESE BETTER BE YOUR SOILED SHORTS IN HERE. 98 00:05:34,595 --> 00:05:35,987 [ ENGINE TURNS OVER ] 99 00:05:38,555 --> 00:05:39,469 GIVE ME THOSE KNIVES. 100 00:05:39,513 --> 00:05:40,818 [ HORN HONKS ] 101 00:05:40,862 --> 00:05:43,865 DON'T YOU FAMILY-HONK ME, YOU SON OF A BITCH! 102 00:05:43,908 --> 00:05:45,649 LEAVE ANOTHER CHILD AT MY DOORSTEP. 103 00:05:45,693 --> 00:05:48,348 THINGS ARE GONNA BE DIFFERENT FOR YOU, MAINE. 104 00:05:48,391 --> 00:05:49,523 I PROMISE YOU THAT. 105 00:05:49,566 --> 00:05:50,611 [ COOS ] 106 00:05:50,654 --> 00:05:52,395 [ SIGHS ] 107 00:06:00,969 --> 00:06:02,797 THANK YOU FOR COMING IN, JOHN. 108 00:06:02,840 --> 00:06:04,712 SO, YOU KNOW HOWTHE SHOW WORKS, RIGHT? 109 00:06:04,755 --> 00:06:06,104 YEAH, YOU FIND ME A DATE. 110 00:06:06,148 --> 00:06:08,846 [ LAUGHS ] RIGHT. THAT IS TRUE. 111 00:06:08,890 --> 00:06:13,938 BUT FIRST, YOU NEED TO TELL MEWHAT YOU LOOK FOR IN A WOMAN. 112 00:06:13,982 --> 00:06:15,853 WELL, IT'S LIKE THIS. 113 00:06:15,897 --> 00:06:18,203 I WANT TO REENACTEVERY SCENE FROM "9 1/2 WEEKS." 114 00:06:18,247 --> 00:06:20,423 YOU KNOW, THAT MOVIE WITH KIM BASINGER AND THAT GUY? 115 00:06:20,467 --> 00:06:23,034 SO, WHEN I MEET MY DATE, 116 00:06:23,078 --> 00:06:24,471 I DON'T WANT TO EVER KNOW HER NAME. 117 00:06:24,514 --> 00:06:26,951 ARE YOU FOLLOWING THIS, CAROLINA? 118 00:06:26,995 --> 00:06:28,039 LOUD AND CLEAR, DAVE. 119 00:06:28,083 --> 00:06:28,605 JOHN. 120 00:06:28,649 --> 00:06:29,432 JOHN. 121 00:06:29,476 --> 00:06:31,956 HEY, IT'S MAINE. 122 00:06:32,000 --> 00:06:33,523 CODE WORD "GRIM." 123 00:06:33,567 --> 00:06:34,829 JOHN, THIS IS MY ASSISTANT, SNAKE. 124 00:06:34,872 --> 00:06:36,613 HE'S GONNA TAKE OVERFOR JUST ONE SECOND, OKAY? 125 00:06:36,657 --> 00:06:38,441 WAIT, HOW DO YOU KNOW WHAT I WANT -- 126 00:06:38,485 --> 00:06:41,531 JOHN, IT'S WHAT I DO. 127 00:06:41,575 --> 00:06:42,576 MAINE? 128 00:06:42,619 --> 00:06:43,968 [ British accent ] CAROLINA? HELLO? 129 00:06:44,012 --> 00:06:45,927 GRANDMA BROKE MY RIDING CROP. 130 00:06:45,970 --> 00:06:47,450 Maine, you said code word "grim." 131 00:06:47,494 --> 00:06:50,410 AND WHY ARE YOU SPEAKING IN THAT PHONY BRITISH ACCENT? 132 00:06:50,453 --> 00:06:53,369 GRANDMA LOCKED HERSELF IN THE DRESSING ROOM AND WON'T COME OUT. 133 00:06:53,413 --> 00:06:54,849 OKAY, TELL ME. [ Normal voice ] You see... 134 00:06:54,892 --> 00:06:57,895 THEY ADVERTISED A VCR IN THE PAPER FOR $89, 135 00:06:57,939 --> 00:06:59,288 BUT THE SALE ENDED YESTERDAY. 136 00:06:59,331 --> 00:07:01,029 SO, GRANDMA SAID, "THAT'S A CROCK OF SHIT," 137 00:07:01,072 --> 00:07:03,031 SNAPPED MY RIDING CROP IN HALF, 138 00:07:03,074 --> 00:07:05,425 AND LOCKED HERSELF UP INTHE DRESSING ROOM TWO HOURS AGO. 139 00:07:05,468 --> 00:07:08,732 MAINE, JUST SO YOU KNOW, YOU LOST YOUR ACCENT ON THAT LAST PART. 140 00:07:08,776 --> 00:07:09,864 Is Georgia with you? 141 00:07:09,907 --> 00:07:12,040 [ British accent ] WHY, YES, SHE IS. 142 00:07:12,083 --> 00:07:14,259 GEORGIA, IT'S CAROLINA. 143 00:07:14,303 --> 00:07:15,478 OH. 144 00:07:15,522 --> 00:07:16,914 HEY, WHAT'S UP? Can't you do something 145 00:07:16,958 --> 00:07:19,482 before this ends up in another police report? 146 00:07:19,526 --> 00:07:20,309 MAINE! 147 00:07:20,352 --> 00:07:21,353 WAIT, WE HAVE MOVEMENT. 148 00:07:21,397 --> 00:07:23,660 GET ME SOME TOILET PAPER, HONEY, 149 00:07:23,704 --> 00:07:24,966 'CAUSE I GOTTA GO TO THE BATHROOM! 150 00:07:25,009 --> 00:07:26,184 [ GASPS ] 151 00:07:27,534 --> 00:07:31,407 56.90, LADY. YOU WIN. 152 00:07:31,451 --> 00:07:33,757 [ LIGHTHEARTED MUSIC PLAYS ] 153 00:07:40,068 --> 00:07:41,548 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] 154 00:07:56,737 --> 00:07:59,522 I WANT TO EXPERIENCE YOU. 155 00:08:00,871 --> 00:08:01,916 WHO, ME? 156 00:08:01,959 --> 00:08:03,265 SORRY I'M LATE. 157 00:08:03,308 --> 00:08:04,875 Daphne: [ With accent ] HA HA! DARLING! 158 00:08:04,919 --> 00:08:09,227 OH, ALL MY WONDERFUL PEOPLES. 159 00:08:09,271 --> 00:08:12,666 NICE TO SEE YOU.DAPHNE ST. CLAIRE IS IN THE BUILDING. 160 00:08:12,709 --> 00:08:13,449 OH! 161 00:08:13,493 --> 00:08:14,798 OOH. BOYCHICK. 162 00:08:14,842 --> 00:08:16,539 NICE TO SEE YOU.HOW ARE YOU? NICE TO SEE YOU. 163 00:08:16,583 --> 00:08:18,672 HELLO, MY DEAR. OH, YOU CAME. 164 00:08:18,715 --> 00:08:19,760 WOULD YOU LOOK AT ALL THESE PEOPLE? 165 00:08:19,803 --> 00:08:21,501 THEY HAVE BEEN CAMPED OUTFOR DAYS. 166 00:08:21,544 --> 00:08:26,549 IT'S LIKE A PEARL JAM CONCERT.AND YOU KNOW WHY? 167 00:08:26,593 --> 00:08:28,638 NO, ALBERT, ENLIGHTEN ME. 168 00:08:28,682 --> 00:08:33,600 DAPHNE'S BOOKS UNLOCKTHE MYSTERIES OF LOVE. 169 00:08:33,643 --> 00:08:34,862 WE'RE NEXT. 170 00:08:34,905 --> 00:08:37,125 Albert: DAPHNE IS AN ORACLE. 171 00:08:37,168 --> 00:08:38,343 WHAT WOULD THE ORACLE HAVE TO SAY 172 00:08:38,387 --> 00:08:40,563 ABOUT THE MYSTERIES OF MY LOVE LIFE? 173 00:08:40,607 --> 00:08:42,173 YOU ALWAYS PICK THE WRONG GUY. 174 00:08:42,217 --> 00:08:45,699 THEY EITHER DUMP YOU OR YOU DUMP THEM. 175 00:08:45,742 --> 00:08:47,178 YOU NEVER GET PAST THE THIRD DATE. 176 00:08:47,222 --> 00:08:50,442 THAT'S NOT TRUE. I HAVE A FOURTH DATE TONIGHT. 177 00:08:50,486 --> 00:08:51,443 HMM. 178 00:08:51,487 --> 00:08:53,054 HAVE A NICE DAY. 179 00:08:53,097 --> 00:08:53,837 OH, WOW. 180 00:08:53,881 --> 00:08:55,404 MISS ST. CLAIRE, 181 00:08:55,447 --> 00:08:57,754 I CAN'T TELL YOU WHAT IT MEANS TO FINALLY MEET YOU. 182 00:08:57,798 --> 00:08:59,495 WELL, HELLO, DARLING. 183 00:08:59,539 --> 00:09:04,544 THAT'S THE SECOND BAD ACCENT I'VE HEARD TODAY. 184 00:09:04,587 --> 00:09:05,719 SHH. 185 00:09:05,762 --> 00:09:07,459 WHO SHALL I MAKE THIS OUT TO? 186 00:09:07,503 --> 00:09:10,419 ALBERT MORRIS. 187 00:09:10,462 --> 00:09:11,551 I LOVE ALL YOUR BOOKS. 188 00:09:11,594 --> 00:09:15,337 THEY'RE JUST SO... 189 00:09:15,380 --> 00:09:16,468 GLAMOROUS. 190 00:09:16,512 --> 00:09:17,992 LIKE YOU. 191 00:09:18,035 --> 00:09:21,125 DAPHNE, TELL ME, HOW DO YOU WRITE ABOUT LOVE SO WELL? 192 00:09:21,169 --> 00:09:22,562 ARE YOU GAY? 193 00:09:23,824 --> 00:09:25,869 NOT GAY. JUST A FAN. 194 00:09:25,913 --> 00:09:26,783 OH! 195 00:09:26,827 --> 00:09:30,004 ALL HEARTS KNOW ABOUT LOVE. 196 00:09:30,047 --> 00:09:32,267 ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS LISTEN. 197 00:09:35,313 --> 00:09:36,663 SHE WAS GOOD THIS TIME, WASN'T SHE? 198 00:09:36,706 --> 00:09:38,360 SHE WAS SOBER THIS TIME. 199 00:09:38,403 --> 00:09:40,971 YOUR PUBLISHER SHOULD REALLY HIRE A BETTER ACTRESS 200 00:09:41,015 --> 00:09:42,494 FOR YOUR NEXT BOOK. 201 00:09:42,538 --> 00:09:43,626 REMEMBER, I WANT A FULL REPORT 202 00:09:43,670 --> 00:09:45,280 OF THE FOURTH DATE IN THE MORNING. 203 00:09:47,108 --> 00:09:48,544 [ ANSWERING MACHINE CLICKS ] 204 00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:52,679 [ Electronic voice ] You have one message. 205 00:09:52,722 --> 00:09:54,637 Hi, Carolina. This is Blake. 206 00:09:54,681 --> 00:09:57,640 Listen, about tonight. 207 00:09:57,684 --> 00:09:58,380 Something came up. 208 00:09:58,423 --> 00:09:59,990 [ BEEPS ] 209 00:10:11,175 --> 00:10:13,874 [ SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE ] 210 00:10:31,587 --> 00:10:32,588 MORNING. 211 00:10:36,026 --> 00:10:37,767 GOOD MORNING, CAROLINA. 212 00:10:37,811 --> 00:10:42,293 HOW WAS THE FOURTH DATE? 213 00:10:42,337 --> 00:10:43,904 HE CANCELED. 214 00:10:43,947 --> 00:10:44,687 HE DUMPED YOU? 215 00:10:49,170 --> 00:10:50,171 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? 216 00:10:50,214 --> 00:10:51,607 OF COURSE I AM. 217 00:10:51,651 --> 00:10:53,130 I FORGOT ABOUT HIM ALREADY. 218 00:10:54,131 --> 00:10:56,220 YOU SHOULD MOVE, ALLIE. 219 00:10:56,264 --> 00:11:00,311 YOU CAN AFFORD A HOUSE IN BEVERLY HILLS ADJACENT. 220 00:11:00,355 --> 00:11:01,486 AND I HEAR THEY KEEP THEIR CAR STEREOS 221 00:11:01,530 --> 00:11:03,575 FOR SIX MONTHS AROUND THERE. 222 00:11:03,619 --> 00:11:05,403 NO, I LIKE THE AMBIANCE HERE -- 223 00:11:05,447 --> 00:11:07,492 THE EVER-CHANGING GRAFFITI... 224 00:11:07,536 --> 00:11:10,452 THE DISTINCT AROMA OF URINE IN THE AIR...[ HELICOPTER WHIRRING ] 225 00:11:10,495 --> 00:11:16,197 WONDERING WHY THAT HELICOPTER KEEPS CIRCLING OVER MY HEAD. 226 00:11:16,240 --> 00:11:17,415 I LIKE OUR MORNING RITUAL. 227 00:11:17,459 --> 00:11:18,808 IT MAKES ME FEEL LIKE I GOT A REAL JOB. 228 00:11:18,852 --> 00:11:21,158 HAVE A GREAT DAY AT WORK. 229 00:11:21,202 --> 00:11:23,595 YEAH, YOU TOO. TAKE CARE. 230 00:11:31,908 --> 00:11:32,866 ♪ FINALLY 231 00:11:32,909 --> 00:11:34,041 ♪ WHAT'S UP WITH THAT? 232 00:11:34,084 --> 00:11:35,129 ♪ YEAH 233 00:11:36,913 --> 00:11:41,526 ♪ OUT OF GROOVY SIGHT 234 00:11:41,570 --> 00:11:42,353 ♪ YEAH 235 00:11:42,397 --> 00:11:43,703 HI. 236 00:11:43,746 --> 00:11:46,314 ♪ OUT OF GROOVY SIGHT 237 00:11:46,357 --> 00:11:50,622 HI. HOW ARE YOU?HEY. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 238 00:11:50,666 --> 00:11:51,362 OKAY. 239 00:11:51,406 --> 00:11:52,494 GOOD MORNING. 240 00:11:52,537 --> 00:11:53,451 HI. 241 00:11:53,495 --> 00:11:55,410 ♪ WHAT YOU WANNA DO? 242 00:11:55,453 --> 00:11:56,716 ♪ YEAH ♪ WHAT YOU WANNA DO? 243 00:11:56,759 --> 00:11:58,543 ♪ ALL RIGHT ♪ WHAT YOU WANNA DO? 244 00:11:58,587 --> 00:12:00,502 ♪ OUT OF GROOVY SIGHT ♪ ALL RIGHT 245 00:12:00,545 --> 00:12:04,941 I DON'T NORMALLY DO THIS, UH, 246 00:12:04,985 --> 00:12:07,291 BUT I DON'T THINK PEOPLE THAT DO THIS ARE FREAKS... 247 00:12:07,335 --> 00:12:09,467 NECESSARILY. 248 00:12:09,511 --> 00:12:11,731 UH, ANYWAY, I'M -- I'M LOOKING FOR A WOMAN. 249 00:12:11,774 --> 00:12:14,821 [ FAST-FORWARDING ] Man: HI. 250 00:12:14,864 --> 00:12:16,779 I'M FUNNY AND I'M FUN. 251 00:12:16,823 --> 00:12:20,435 AND, UH, I'M --I'M A GOOD DANCER, GOOD KISSER, 252 00:12:20,478 --> 00:12:26,093 AND I'M LOOKING FOR SOMEONEWHO IS NICE AND HAS A GOOD JOB. 253 00:12:26,136 --> 00:12:27,964 Man: YOU KNOW, I GOT TO SEE SOME PEARLY WHITE TEETH. 254 00:12:28,008 --> 00:12:29,313 YOU CAN'T BE MISSING TEETH. 255 00:12:29,357 --> 00:12:30,706 YOU KNOW, I DON'T WANT TO SEE NO YELLOW TEETH 256 00:12:30,750 --> 00:12:32,969 OR NOTHING LIKE THAT, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 257 00:12:33,013 --> 00:12:34,536 OH, A SENSE OF HUMOR IS KEY, 258 00:12:34,579 --> 00:12:36,581 'CAUSE A LOT OF WOMEN, THEY DON'T GET MY SENSE OF HUMOR. 259 00:12:36,625 --> 00:12:40,847 THEY THINK I'M RUDE, SARCASTIC, OR ARROGANT. 260 00:12:40,890 --> 00:12:42,674 IT GETS MISINTERPRETED. 261 00:12:42,718 --> 00:12:44,894 Man: I LIKE TO FEEL HER SKIN, AND I LIKE TO, 262 00:12:44,938 --> 00:12:48,550 YOU KNOW, SEE AND TASTE AND -- 263 00:12:48,593 --> 00:12:50,682 THAT'S -- I MEAN, THAT'S, YOU KNOW, IN TOUCH WITH MY SENSES. 264 00:12:50,726 --> 00:12:52,946 UM, RATHER THAN ME TELL YOU, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I'VE HEARD. 265 00:12:54,817 --> 00:12:57,428 Heath: [ British accent ] MEN AND WOMEN SHOULD BE EQUAL PARTNERS IN LIFE. 266 00:12:57,472 --> 00:12:59,039 [ REWINDS ] 267 00:12:59,082 --> 00:13:00,649 MM-HMM. 268 00:13:00,692 --> 00:13:02,564 MEN AND WOMEN SHOULD BE EQUAL PARTNERS IN LIFE. 269 00:13:02,607 --> 00:13:06,742 HMM. ANYWAY, MY NAME'S HEATH PIERSON. 270 00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:11,442 UH, I'M FRESH OFF THE VIRGIN 747 TO LOS ANGELES, 271 00:13:11,486 --> 00:13:12,792 AND I'M -- I'M NEW HERE. 272 00:13:12,835 --> 00:13:13,923 SO, UM -- 273 00:13:13,967 --> 00:13:16,230 SNAKE! YEAH? 274 00:13:16,273 --> 00:13:19,842 I AM THE ONE THEY CALL SNAKE.WHO'S THAT GUY? 275 00:13:19,886 --> 00:13:21,365 OH, HE WAS ONE OF THE LATE ONES AFTER YOU LEFT. 276 00:13:21,409 --> 00:13:22,453 OKAY. 277 00:13:22,497 --> 00:13:25,152 PUT HIM WITH, UH, THAT KATE GIRL. 278 00:13:25,195 --> 00:13:26,849 KATE? ALL RIGHT. 279 00:13:26,893 --> 00:13:28,677 WHY IS IT SO QUIET? WHERE IS EVERYBODY? 280 00:13:28,720 --> 00:13:30,157 WELL, TOMORROW ISTHANKSGIVING. 281 00:13:30,200 --> 00:13:32,899 [ CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS ] 282 00:13:32,942 --> 00:13:35,466 [ KEYBOARD CLACKING ] 283 00:13:35,510 --> 00:13:36,859 Carolina: DAPHNE? ARE YOU THERE? 284 00:13:36,903 --> 00:13:38,165 I'M READY TO GO. 285 00:13:38,208 --> 00:13:40,732 [ MUSIC STOPS, KNOCK ON DOOR ] 286 00:13:40,776 --> 00:13:42,082 ARE YOU ALL SET? 287 00:13:42,125 --> 00:13:43,213 [ KEYBOARD CLACKING ] 288 00:13:43,257 --> 00:13:45,868 OH, DAPHNE, AREN'T YOU READY YET? 289 00:13:45,912 --> 00:13:51,178 PRINCESS TABITHA HAS JUST BEENKIDNAPPED BY ROARK THE PIRATE, 290 00:13:51,221 --> 00:13:56,052 WHO HAS SUCCESSFULLYDRAGGED HER INTO HISLAIR OF WANTON DESIRE. 291 00:13:56,096 --> 00:13:57,532 ISN'T THAT THE THIRD 292 00:13:57,575 --> 00:13:59,012 "PIRATE CAPTURES THE PRINCESS" STORY YOU'VE WRITTEN? 293 00:13:59,055 --> 00:14:01,231 PIRATES ARE CLASSIC. 294 00:14:01,275 --> 00:14:03,930 AND WHY ARE THE GIRLS ALWAYS PRINCESSES? 295 00:14:03,973 --> 00:14:06,454 TELL ME THAT.ALL WOMEN ARE PRINCESSES. 296 00:14:06,497 --> 00:14:08,369 GUESS WHAT HAPPENS NEXT. 297 00:14:08,412 --> 00:14:10,414 SHE CARESSES HIS THROBBING MANHOOD. 298 00:14:10,458 --> 00:14:12,764 NO. [ SCOFFS ] TOO SOON, MY PRETTY. 299 00:14:12,808 --> 00:14:15,332 GUESS AGAIN. UH... 300 00:14:15,376 --> 00:14:18,814 SHE REMOVES HER BODICE WITH TREMBLING HANDS. 301 00:14:18,858 --> 00:14:21,425 NO, HE'LL REMOVE IT. HE'LL DO IT. 302 00:14:21,469 --> 00:14:22,992 LAST GUESS. MAKE IT A GOOD ONE. 303 00:14:23,036 --> 00:14:26,866 OKAY, UH, HIS HANDS SLOWLY ROAM 304 00:14:26,909 --> 00:14:29,042 HIS NEWLY CONQUERED TERRITORY. 305 00:14:29,085 --> 00:14:32,132 THAT, I LIKE. 306 00:14:32,175 --> 00:14:33,568 PLAGIARIZING AT WARP SPEED. 307 00:14:33,611 --> 00:14:34,699 OKAY, LET'S GO, THIEF. 308 00:14:34,743 --> 00:14:36,484 SAVE, SAVE, SAVE! 309 00:14:36,527 --> 00:14:39,269 Man on radio: THE WEATHER TODAY IN LOS ANGELES 310 00:14:39,313 --> 00:14:41,228 CALLS FOR TEMPERATURES IN THE LOW TO MID-80s. 311 00:14:41,271 --> 00:14:42,751 BREEZY AT TIMES, 312 00:14:42,794 --> 00:14:45,232 WITH A FEW SCATTERED CLOUDS AND SMOG LEVELS... 313 00:14:45,275 --> 00:14:46,711 BOY, DOES YOUR GRANDMOTHER LIVE IN A STRANGE PART 314 00:14:46,755 --> 00:14:48,539 OF LOS ANGELES. 315 00:14:48,583 --> 00:14:50,802 WHY IS IT SO HARD TO BEAN ADULT AROUND MY FAMILY? 316 00:14:50,846 --> 00:14:55,938 AH, THAT'S WHY I LEFT MY FAMILY 3,000 MILES AWAY 317 00:14:55,982 --> 00:14:57,200 AND CAME HERE. 318 00:14:57,244 --> 00:14:59,681 IT'S ALWAYS THE SAME. GRANDMA WILL MAKE A SCENE. 319 00:14:59,724 --> 00:15:02,466 SOMEONE WILL GET DRUNK AND TRY AND SHOOT SOMEONE. 320 00:15:02,510 --> 00:15:04,120 GEORGIA WILL END UP CRYING FOR NO PARTICULAR REASON. 321 00:15:04,164 --> 00:15:06,035 IT'S LIKE FAMILY VOODOO. 322 00:15:06,079 --> 00:15:06,949 THAT'S WHY I LIKE 'EM. 323 00:15:06,993 --> 00:15:08,124 GRANDMA LIKES YOU, TOO, 324 00:15:08,168 --> 00:15:09,865 BUT IF SHE KNEW YOU WERE DAPHNE ST. CLAIRE, 325 00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:11,649 SHE'D PROBABLY KILL YOU. 326 00:15:11,693 --> 00:15:13,086 HEY, CHANG, HOW YA DOIN'? 327 00:15:16,002 --> 00:15:16,959 HELLO! 328 00:15:17,003 --> 00:15:19,048 HEY! [ LAUGHS ] OH! 329 00:15:19,092 --> 00:15:20,571 HOW'S YOUR WEE THING HANGING, ALBERT? 330 00:15:20,615 --> 00:15:22,834 A WEE BIT TO THE LEFT. 331 00:15:22,878 --> 00:15:24,053 OH, YEAH? [ LAUGHS ] 332 00:15:24,097 --> 00:15:25,925 CAROLINA, HOW ARE YOU DOING, BABY? 333 00:15:25,968 --> 00:15:26,969 I'M GOOD. HOW ARE YOU? 334 00:15:27,013 --> 00:15:27,796 I'M GOOD, BABY. 335 00:15:27,839 --> 00:15:28,710 THESE ARE FOR YOU. 336 00:15:28,753 --> 00:15:30,538 OH, THANK YOU! 337 00:15:30,581 --> 00:15:33,976 BUT WHY'D YOU GO WASTEYOUR MONEY ON SOMETHINGTHAT'S GONNA DIE ANYWAY? 338 00:15:34,020 --> 00:15:35,543 'CAUSE I WANTED TO. 339 00:15:35,586 --> 00:15:37,980 WELL, NEXT TIME,YOU KNOW, MAKE IT PERFUME. 340 00:15:38,024 --> 00:15:40,635 SO, HOW ARE YOU, GRANDMA? 341 00:15:40,678 --> 00:15:42,289 I'M AS NERVOUS AS A WHORE IN CHURCH, HONEY. 342 00:15:42,332 --> 00:15:46,554 GOT ALL THIS FOOD TO COOK UP FOR MY CRAZY FAMILY. 343 00:15:46,597 --> 00:15:47,729 WOULD YOU LET ME HELPTHIS TIME? 344 00:15:47,772 --> 00:15:49,122 NO, YOU'RE JUST GONNA GET IN THE WAY. 345 00:15:49,165 --> 00:15:53,343 SAY, I HEAR YOU'RE BRINGING YOUR NEW MAN. 346 00:15:53,387 --> 00:15:54,562 I BROKE UP WITH HIM. 347 00:15:54,605 --> 00:15:57,130 [ WATER RUNNING ] 348 00:15:57,173 --> 00:15:58,479 YOU BROKE UP WITH HIM? 349 00:15:58,522 --> 00:15:59,480 MM-HMM. 350 00:15:59,523 --> 00:16:01,917 CAROLINA... 351 00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:05,312 LYING YOUR ASS OFF IS UNBECOMING, HONEY. 352 00:16:05,355 --> 00:16:06,530 YOU GO SEE MAINE. 353 00:16:06,574 --> 00:16:08,228 SHE'S BEEN HOLLERING FOR YOU ALL DAY. 354 00:16:08,271 --> 00:16:11,666 I SWEAR THAT CHILD IS ONE TACO SHORT OF A COMBINATION PLATE. 355 00:16:11,709 --> 00:16:13,973 ALBERT, COME IN HERE AND GET YOUR BELLY FULL. 356 00:16:17,367 --> 00:16:18,412 I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU. 357 00:16:18,455 --> 00:16:19,848 [ British accent ] DON'T YOU KNOCK? 358 00:16:19,891 --> 00:16:21,850 MIRABEAUS DON'T KNOCK, MAINE. WE HAVE NO BOUNDARIES. 359 00:16:21,893 --> 00:16:22,982 [ SMOOCHES ] 360 00:16:27,073 --> 00:16:28,204 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 361 00:16:28,248 --> 00:16:30,119 MAINE IS WINNING THE LOTTERY. 362 00:16:30,163 --> 00:16:31,729 IS THAT SO? 363 00:16:31,773 --> 00:16:34,515 [ Normal voice ]THE ENGLISH BOY IN"THE ROCKING-HORSE WINNER" 364 00:16:34,558 --> 00:16:36,038 RODE SO HARDHE WENT INTO A TRANCE. 365 00:16:36,082 --> 00:16:37,692 AND WHEN HE WAS IN A TRANCE, 366 00:16:37,735 --> 00:16:40,564 HE SAW THE WINNING HORSE'SNAME BEFORE EACH RACE. 367 00:16:40,608 --> 00:16:42,218 YOU'RE READING D.H. LAWRENCE NOW? 368 00:16:42,262 --> 00:16:43,872 THAT BOY WON BIG MONEYON THE KENTUCKY DERBY, 369 00:16:43,915 --> 00:16:46,222 AND I'M GONNA WIN BIG MONEYON THE LOTTERY. 370 00:16:46,266 --> 00:16:47,963 I'VE ALREADY SEEN TWOWINNING LOTTERY NUMBERS. 371 00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:51,010 4 AND 27. SEE? 372 00:16:51,053 --> 00:16:52,794 4 AND 27. 373 00:16:52,837 --> 00:16:54,274 [ British accent ] IF YOUINSIST ON PATRONIZING ME, 374 00:16:54,317 --> 00:16:55,710 PLEASE LEAVE. 375 00:16:55,753 --> 00:16:57,233 YOU'RE CLOUDING MY TRANCE. 376 00:16:57,277 --> 00:16:58,669 [ REMOTE CONTROL BEEPING ] 377 00:16:58,713 --> 00:17:02,499 WHAT'S THAT? 378 00:17:02,543 --> 00:17:03,979 ON-SCREEN PROGRAMMING. 379 00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:06,590 YOU CAN SET THE TIMER TO RECORD YOUR FAVORITE SHOWS. 380 00:17:06,634 --> 00:17:07,635 SEE? 381 00:17:07,678 --> 00:17:08,636 MM-HMM. 382 00:17:08,679 --> 00:17:11,639 DON'T LET TECHNOLOGY SCARE YOU. 383 00:17:11,682 --> 00:17:12,683 NOTHING SCARES ME, KID. 384 00:17:12,727 --> 00:17:15,382 I JUST WANT YOU TO DO IT FOR ME. 385 00:17:15,425 --> 00:17:17,079 HEY. 386 00:17:17,123 --> 00:17:18,472 GUESS WHAT. 387 00:17:18,515 --> 00:17:20,604 GRANDMA GOTA TOP-OF-THE-LINE VCR. 388 00:17:20,648 --> 00:17:23,216 IT ONLY COST HER 50 BUCKS. 389 00:17:23,259 --> 00:17:24,521 SO I HEARD. 390 00:17:24,565 --> 00:17:26,219 SHUT. 391 00:17:26,262 --> 00:17:27,698 YOU GOTTA DO WHAT YOU GOTTA DO, CAROLINA. 392 00:17:27,742 --> 00:17:29,352 LIFE IS SERIOUS BUSINESS. 393 00:17:29,396 --> 00:17:34,314 I GOT ME MY LEATHER INTERIORS WITH THAT TOILET-PAPER TRICK. 394 00:17:34,357 --> 00:17:35,750 WORKS EVERY SINGLE TIME. 395 00:17:35,793 --> 00:17:37,317 NO BULLSHIT. HMM. 396 00:17:37,360 --> 00:17:39,058 [ ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ] 397 00:17:43,845 --> 00:17:49,894 ♪ I'M BORED OUT OF MY HEAD 398 00:17:49,938 --> 00:17:53,724 ♪ JUMP IN, THE MOTOR'S RUNNING ♪ 399 00:17:53,768 --> 00:17:56,379 ♪ I'M GOING DOWN TO YOUR HOUSE ♪ 400 00:17:56,423 --> 00:17:59,904 [ HORN HONKING ] ♪ YOU KNOW THEY'RE COMING 401 00:18:02,777 --> 00:18:06,998 ♪ GIVE ME YOUR SURPRISE 402 00:18:07,042 --> 00:18:08,435 Maine: GRANDMA! 403 00:18:08,478 --> 00:18:10,915 OKAY, ALL YOU LAZY, GOOD-FOR-NOTHING GOLDBRICKERS, 404 00:18:10,959 --> 00:18:12,569 DINNER IS SERVED. 405 00:18:12,613 --> 00:18:13,570 COME AND GET IT! 406 00:18:13,614 --> 00:18:16,921 ♪ UNDERNEATH THE STARRY SKIES 407 00:18:16,965 --> 00:18:19,837 ♪ HEY, YOU KNOW IT'S TRUE 408 00:18:19,881 --> 00:18:21,448 ♪ I GET OFF ON YOU 409 00:18:21,491 --> 00:18:24,190 IF GRANDMA OFFERS YOU JERKY OR CHITLINGS, SAY NO. 410 00:18:30,065 --> 00:18:32,546 WELL, I SEE YOUR AUNT MARILYN BROUGHT HER BREASTS. 411 00:18:32,589 --> 00:18:35,114 WARNING ONE, ALBERT. 412 00:18:35,157 --> 00:18:36,202 HOW LONG WAS SHE IN FOR? 413 00:18:36,245 --> 00:18:37,681 THREE MONTHS. 414 00:18:37,725 --> 00:18:40,858 AUNT MARILYN USED HER LITTLE BLACK BOOK AGAIN. 415 00:18:40,902 --> 00:18:42,295 THE POLICE CHIEF,WHO'S INTO HIGH HEELS, 416 00:18:42,338 --> 00:18:43,470 LET HER OUT ON GOOD BEHAVIOR. 417 00:18:43,513 --> 00:18:46,560 INSPIRING. SHE SHOULD WRITE A BOOK. 418 00:18:46,603 --> 00:18:48,431 DAPHNE ST. CLAIRE COULD BE HER COWRITER. 419 00:18:48,475 --> 00:18:50,390 OVER DAPHNE'S DEAD BODY. 420 00:18:50,433 --> 00:18:53,306 DAPHNE COULD USE THE RESEARCH. 421 00:18:53,349 --> 00:18:55,134 [ LAUGHS ] 422 00:18:55,177 --> 00:18:56,918 WOULD YOU REALLY SLEEPWITH A $500-A-NIGHT HOOKER 423 00:18:56,961 --> 00:18:57,919 AND PAY FOR IT? 424 00:18:57,962 --> 00:19:01,314 I DON'T KNOW ABOUT PAYING FOR IT. 425 00:19:01,357 --> 00:19:02,358 NO, NO, SERIOUSLY. 426 00:19:02,402 --> 00:19:04,186 SERIOUSLY? 427 00:19:04,230 --> 00:19:06,971 I'VE NEVER REALLY BEENA ONE-NIGHT-STAND KIND OF GUY. 428 00:19:07,015 --> 00:19:10,149 SO YOU'VE BEEN IN LOVE WITH ALL THE WOMEN 429 00:19:10,192 --> 00:19:11,324 YOU'VE SLEPT WITH? 430 00:19:11,367 --> 00:19:12,673 WELL... 431 00:19:12,716 --> 00:19:13,891 WELL, HOW MANY HAVE THERE BEEN? 432 00:19:14,849 --> 00:19:15,893 A FEW. 433 00:19:18,461 --> 00:19:19,984 OKAY, HOW MANY?[ MICROWAVE BEEPS ] 434 00:19:20,028 --> 00:19:21,812 HEY... 435 00:19:21,856 --> 00:19:23,249 BACK OFF. 436 00:19:23,292 --> 00:19:26,730 SO YOU REALLY THINK YOU KNOW WHAT LOVE FEELS LIKE? 437 00:19:26,774 --> 00:19:28,341 [ LAUGHS ] 438 00:19:30,343 --> 00:19:32,127 [ BEEPS, DINGS ] 439 00:19:32,171 --> 00:19:34,825 COME ON, CAROLINA, STOP DAWDLING. 440 00:19:34,869 --> 00:19:36,044 [ DINGS ] 441 00:19:39,352 --> 00:19:39,874 COME ON. 442 00:19:39,917 --> 00:19:41,528 YES, MA'AM. 443 00:19:41,571 --> 00:19:43,834 NO, I DON'T EAT MEAT ANYMORE, REMEMBER? 444 00:19:43,878 --> 00:19:45,749 AND YOU WONDER WHY YOU CAN'T FIND A MAN. 445 00:19:45,793 --> 00:19:47,098 [ CHUCKLES ] 446 00:19:47,142 --> 00:19:49,884 WATCH IT. 447 00:19:49,927 --> 00:19:51,190 NEXT. 448 00:19:51,233 --> 00:19:52,408 [ WHIMSICAL BIG-BAND MUSIC PLAYS ][ LAUGHS ] 449 00:19:52,452 --> 00:19:54,149 [ HORN HONKING ] 450 00:19:56,020 --> 00:19:57,413 [ SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ] 451 00:19:57,457 --> 00:19:59,328 [ CRASH ] 452 00:19:59,372 --> 00:20:00,503 [ LAUGHTER ] 453 00:20:02,418 --> 00:20:07,293 [ LAUGHS ] 454 00:20:07,336 --> 00:20:08,729 I GOT HER CLOSE, DIDN'T I? 455 00:20:13,777 --> 00:20:14,909 WHAT'S THAT IN YOUR HAND? 456 00:20:14,952 --> 00:20:16,998 IT'S A PARTY, ISN'T IT? 457 00:20:23,918 --> 00:20:28,705 AHH. 458 00:20:28,749 --> 00:20:30,794 HEY. [ LAUGHS ] 459 00:20:30,838 --> 00:20:33,406 WHAT'S WITH YOU AND MY DAUGHTER, HUH? 460 00:20:33,449 --> 00:20:35,059 YOU TWO HAVING SEX YET? 461 00:20:35,103 --> 00:20:36,452 WHAT? [ LAUGHS ] 462 00:20:36,496 --> 00:20:38,193 NO, NO,WE'RE JUST GOOD FRIENDS. 463 00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:40,282 THAT'S ALL. 464 00:20:40,326 --> 00:20:41,588 WHAT'S THE MATTER? 465 00:20:41,631 --> 00:20:42,589 SHE NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU? 466 00:20:42,632 --> 00:20:44,286 NO! NO! HUH? 467 00:20:44,330 --> 00:20:46,723 I-I MEAN YES.YES, OF COURSE SHE IS. 468 00:20:46,767 --> 00:20:48,203 IT'S JUST... 469 00:20:48,247 --> 00:20:49,987 FRIENDS AND SEX DON'T MIX. 470 00:20:50,031 --> 00:20:52,120 [ LAUGHS ] 471 00:20:52,163 --> 00:20:53,252 [ LAUGHS ] 472 00:20:54,949 --> 00:20:59,258 [ CLEARS THROAT ] 473 00:20:59,301 --> 00:21:01,085 WHERE'S, UM -- 474 00:21:01,129 --> 00:21:02,565 I'M SORRY, WHAT'S HIS NAME, YOUR NEW BOYFRIEND? 475 00:21:02,609 --> 00:21:03,305 SETH. 476 00:21:03,349 --> 00:21:05,438 RIGHT. SETH. 477 00:21:05,481 --> 00:21:07,309 I BROKE HIS HEART. 478 00:21:07,353 --> 00:21:08,745 [ CHUCKLES ] 479 00:21:08,789 --> 00:21:12,271 WHY DO I KEEP DOING THAT? 480 00:21:12,314 --> 00:21:13,315 WHAT HAPPENED? 481 00:21:13,359 --> 00:21:14,316 [ INHALES SHARPLY ] 482 00:21:14,360 --> 00:21:17,928 I TOLD HIM MY BABY WASN'T HIS. 483 00:21:17,972 --> 00:21:22,890 YOU'RE PREGNANT? HOW CAN YOU BE PREGNANT? 484 00:21:22,933 --> 00:21:26,763 OH, THE USUAL WAY. 485 00:21:26,807 --> 00:21:27,851 DO YOU KNOW WHO THE FATHER IS? 486 00:21:27,895 --> 00:21:28,983 EXCUSE ME? 487 00:21:29,026 --> 00:21:30,332 I MEAN, OF COURSE -- OF COURSE YOU KNOW 488 00:21:30,376 --> 00:21:31,551 WHO THE FATHER IS, RIGHT? [ LAUGHS ] 489 00:21:31,594 --> 00:21:32,856 I DO! 490 00:21:32,900 --> 00:21:35,206 WELL, UM... 491 00:21:35,250 --> 00:21:40,124 DO YOU WANT ME TO GO WITH YOU? 492 00:21:40,168 --> 00:21:41,082 I'M GONNA KEEP IT. 493 00:21:43,780 --> 00:21:46,392 YOU'RE GONNA RAISE A BABY ALL BY YOURSELF? 494 00:21:46,435 --> 00:21:49,264 YOU DON'T HAVE A JOB. YOU'VE NEVER HAD A JOB. 495 00:21:49,308 --> 00:21:51,179 I TRIED TO GET A JOB ONCE.I... 496 00:21:51,222 --> 00:21:53,268 I DIDN'T HAVE THE RIGHT SHOES. 497 00:21:55,531 --> 00:21:57,011 DON'T TELL GRANDMA, OKAY? 498 00:21:58,404 --> 00:22:01,581 I'LL TELL HER WHEN THE TIME'S RIGHT. 499 00:22:05,236 --> 00:22:07,151 OKAY? 500 00:22:07,195 --> 00:22:08,631 [ INSECTS BUZZING ] 501 00:22:08,675 --> 00:22:10,372 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] 502 00:22:13,549 --> 00:22:14,985 YEAH. YEAH. 503 00:22:18,424 --> 00:22:19,686 GRANDMA, I'VE BEEN MEANING TO ASK YOU. 504 00:22:19,729 --> 00:22:21,078 HAVE YOU READDAPHNE ST. CLAIRE'S NEW BOOK? 505 00:22:21,122 --> 00:22:23,037 Millie: OH, YOU'RE DAMNED STRAIGHT I HAVE. 506 00:22:23,080 --> 00:22:24,560 THAT'S WHAT YOU NEED, GIRL. 507 00:22:24,604 --> 00:22:28,390 YOU NEED A MAN LIKE ASHLEN CHANDLER 508 00:22:28,434 --> 00:22:29,696 FROM "ROUGHING IT AT MIDNIGHT." 509 00:22:29,739 --> 00:22:31,785 ASHLEN'S FROM "MOONLIGHT RHAPSODY." 510 00:22:31,828 --> 00:22:33,917 HE'S NOT HER TYPE. 511 00:22:33,961 --> 00:22:36,050 YOU READ THE ROMANCES, MARILYN? 512 00:22:36,093 --> 00:22:38,835 OH, I ALREADY KNOW ALL I NEED TO KNOW. 513 00:22:38,879 --> 00:22:41,011 I BET YOU DO. [ CHUCKLES ] 514 00:22:41,055 --> 00:22:42,709 YOU KNOW, I LIKE YOU, ALBERT, 515 00:22:42,752 --> 00:22:46,539 'CAUSE YOU'RE A MAN WHO HAS NO SHAME ABOUT READING THE ROMANCES. 516 00:22:46,582 --> 00:22:48,628 DID YOU READ "LOVE'S SACRED DESIRE"? 517 00:22:48,671 --> 00:22:51,457 CRAP. 518 00:22:51,500 --> 00:22:53,589 YOU DIDN'T LIKE "DESIRE"? 519 00:22:53,633 --> 00:22:56,375 NO. THAT DAPHNE ST. CLAIRE SHOT HER WAD ON THAT ONE. 520 00:22:56,418 --> 00:22:57,550 [ LAUGHS ] 521 00:22:57,593 --> 00:22:59,943 TOO MUCH TALKING, NOT ENOUGH LOVING. 522 00:22:59,987 --> 00:23:03,686 WHAT SHE NEEDS TO DO IS GET DRUNK AND HOWL AT THE MOON. 523 00:23:03,730 --> 00:23:05,514 I AGREE! 524 00:23:05,558 --> 00:23:07,560 YOU COULD USE A LITTLE HOWLIN' AT THE MOON YOURSELF, HONEY. 525 00:23:07,603 --> 00:23:11,477 I'M FOCUSING ON MY CAREER. 526 00:23:11,520 --> 00:23:12,695 OKAY, BUT YOUR TITTIES 527 00:23:12,739 --> 00:23:14,784 AREN'T GONNA STAY PERKY FOREVER, YOU KNOW. 528 00:23:14,828 --> 00:23:16,612 WELL, THAT'S WHAT SURGERY'S FOR. 529 00:23:16,656 --> 00:23:18,745 RIGHT! [ LAUGHS ] 530 00:23:19,833 --> 00:23:23,924 YOU KNOW, YOU GOT ONE BIG PROBLEM, CAROLINA. 531 00:23:23,967 --> 00:23:25,839 IT'S CALLED "BAD MAN-PICKING." 532 00:23:25,882 --> 00:23:28,537 HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT WHENYOU'VE ONLY MET ONE GUY I'VE EVER BEEN WITH? 533 00:23:28,581 --> 00:23:31,148 I DON'T NEED TO MEET THE ROOSTERWHEN I GOT THE HEN RIGHT HERE. 534 00:23:34,500 --> 00:23:36,937 AND THE HEN'S NOT HAPPY. 535 00:23:36,980 --> 00:23:38,373 THE HEN IS, TOO, HAPPY. 536 00:23:38,417 --> 00:23:39,548 [ SIGHS ] 537 00:23:39,592 --> 00:23:41,420 THE HEN LOOKS DOWN ON HER GRANDMA 538 00:23:41,463 --> 00:23:42,595 'CAUSE HER GRANDMA LEADS HER LIFE 539 00:23:42,638 --> 00:23:44,684 EXACTLY ANY WAY SHE DAMN PLEASES. 540 00:23:44,727 --> 00:23:48,557 IN FACT, THE HEN HATES HER GRANDMA 'CAUSE OF THAT. 541 00:23:48,601 --> 00:23:49,776 I DO NOT. 542 00:23:49,819 --> 00:23:52,474 IT'S JUST THAT I WOULDDO THINGS DIFFERENTLY. 543 00:23:52,518 --> 00:23:54,258 OH, REALLY? HOW'S THAT? 544 00:24:00,700 --> 00:24:01,614 EVERYBODY... 545 00:24:01,657 --> 00:24:02,789 I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENTTO MAKE. 546 00:24:02,832 --> 00:24:05,095 THIS YEARI'M GONNA HAVE A FORMAL 547 00:24:05,139 --> 00:24:07,010 CHRISTMAS SIT-DOWN DINNER AT MY HOUSE, 548 00:24:07,054 --> 00:24:09,273 AND I HOPE ALL OF YOU CAN MAKE IT. 549 00:24:09,317 --> 00:24:11,319 THIS IS WHERE WE EAT, CAROLINA. 550 00:24:11,362 --> 00:24:12,451 YOU KNOW THAT. 551 00:24:12,494 --> 00:24:14,844 I KNOW, BUT WOULDN'T ITBE NICE IF -- 552 00:24:14,888 --> 00:24:15,584 IF? 553 00:24:15,628 --> 00:24:16,977 IF A FROG HAD WINGS, 554 00:24:17,020 --> 00:24:19,196 HE WOULDN'T BUMP HIS ASS SO MUCH. 555 00:24:19,240 --> 00:24:20,197 NO. 556 00:24:20,241 --> 00:24:21,547 [ SIGHS ] 557 00:24:21,590 --> 00:24:23,331 WELL, WHAT ABOUT YOU GUYS?I-I... 558 00:24:24,332 --> 00:24:26,247 ANYONE? 559 00:24:32,166 --> 00:24:33,036 DADDY? 560 00:24:34,385 --> 00:24:35,909 UH... [ COUGHS ] 561 00:24:35,952 --> 00:24:39,652 LOOK, WHY DON'T YOU GIRLS JUST,YOU KNOW, FIGURE THIS OUT 562 00:24:39,695 --> 00:24:41,828 AND TELL ME WHERE YOU WANT ME? 563 00:24:46,963 --> 00:24:54,275 I CAN'T BELIEVE HE JUST SAT THERE AND DID NOTHING. 564 00:24:54,318 --> 00:24:55,537 HE WAS DRUNK. 565 00:24:55,581 --> 00:24:56,930 THAT WAS HIS EXCUSE 566 00:24:56,973 --> 00:24:58,758 WHEN HE DROVE US OFF THE OVERPASS WHEN I WAS 10. 567 00:24:59,802 --> 00:25:01,151 WHAT HAPPENED? 568 00:25:02,196 --> 00:25:07,157 WE ALL DIED, ALBERT. 569 00:25:07,201 --> 00:25:09,290 THE RESERVOIR WAS FULL OF SAND. 570 00:25:09,333 --> 00:25:11,988 [ SIREN WAILING IN DISTANCE ] 571 00:25:12,032 --> 00:25:15,862 SHE'LL NEVER COME, WILL SHE? 572 00:25:15,905 --> 00:25:17,646 SHE'LL COME. 573 00:25:17,690 --> 00:25:20,040 HEY, I CAN'T EVEN WAITFOR CHRISTMAS. 574 00:25:20,083 --> 00:25:21,520 [ SIGHS ] 575 00:25:29,049 --> 00:25:29,789 NIGHT. 576 00:25:39,320 --> 00:25:41,017 [ SIGHS ] 577 00:25:47,458 --> 00:25:54,465 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] [ SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ] 578 00:25:54,509 --> 00:25:55,945 WELCOME TO "THE PERFECT DATE" PRESHOW. 579 00:25:55,989 --> 00:25:58,600 FIRST, TO WARM US UP, MY FRIENDS, SWAMI HEMICHANDRA. 580 00:25:58,644 --> 00:26:01,734 [ Indian accent ] NAMASTE,EVERYBODY. 581 00:26:01,777 --> 00:26:03,431 THE WARM-UP IS STAND-UP, EVERYBODY COLD. 582 00:26:03,474 --> 00:26:04,998 ARE YOU -- ARE YOU CAROLINA? 583 00:26:05,041 --> 00:26:07,174 YEAH, YES. 584 00:26:07,217 --> 00:26:08,697 HI, I'M, UH, HEATH PIERSON. 585 00:26:08,741 --> 00:26:10,830 UH, SNAKE SAYS YOU'RETHE ONE I SHOULD THANK 586 00:26:10,873 --> 00:26:12,179 FOR CHOOSING ME AS A CONTESTANT. 587 00:26:13,746 --> 00:26:15,530 YOU'RE WELCOME, HEATH. 588 00:26:15,574 --> 00:26:17,837 WAS IT A SUCCESSFUL DATE? 589 00:26:17,880 --> 00:26:20,013 YES. YES, IT WAS. 590 00:26:20,056 --> 00:26:22,711 THE ROMANCE WASN'T THERE,BUT WE HAD A GOOD TIME. 591 00:26:22,755 --> 00:26:25,714 WHAT A GREAT ATTITUDE. 592 00:26:25,758 --> 00:26:27,194 MOST PEOPLE, IF IT'S NOT LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT, 593 00:26:27,237 --> 00:26:28,674 THEY WISH THEY'D NEVER COME ON THE SHOW. 594 00:26:28,717 --> 00:26:30,719 WHY DID YOU? 595 00:26:30,763 --> 00:26:32,112 WELL... 596 00:26:32,155 --> 00:26:34,505 TO BE HONEST, I LOST A BETWITH SOMEONE IN MY OFFICE, 597 00:26:34,549 --> 00:26:35,637 BUT THEN I THOUGHT, "WHY NOT?" 598 00:26:35,681 --> 00:26:37,291 I'M NEW TO L.A., I DON'T KNOW ANYONE, 599 00:26:37,334 --> 00:26:40,860 AND IT'S A DIFFICULT CITYTO MEET PEOPLE IN, AS YOU KNOW. 600 00:26:40,903 --> 00:26:41,948 CAROLINA, WE'RE ON IN 10. 601 00:26:41,991 --> 00:26:43,297 MM-HMM. 602 00:26:43,340 --> 00:26:44,733 OH... 603 00:26:44,777 --> 00:26:46,126 UH, DON'T WANT THAT ON YOU. 604 00:26:50,826 --> 00:26:52,088 HELLO, EVERYBODY. 605 00:26:52,132 --> 00:26:54,656 OKAY, UM, IS ANYONE NERVOUS? 606 00:26:54,700 --> 00:26:57,311 OH, DON'T BE. THE HARD PART'S OVER. 607 00:26:57,354 --> 00:26:58,660 YOU'VE ALREADY HAD THE DATE. 608 00:26:58,704 --> 00:27:00,401 NOW ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS TELL CHUCK ALL ABOUT IT. 609 00:27:00,444 --> 00:27:02,185 MY DATE HATED ME. I COULD TELL. 610 00:27:02,229 --> 00:27:05,275 I'M SURE SHE DIDN'T, JOHN. 611 00:27:05,319 --> 00:27:07,974 ACTUALLY, HE'S RIGHT. HE IS A COMPLETE ASSHOLE. 612 00:27:08,017 --> 00:27:10,498 OKAY, UH, TARA, 613 00:27:10,541 --> 00:27:11,978 YOU KNOW YOU CAN'T SAY "ASSHOLE" ON TV, RIGHT? 614 00:27:12,021 --> 00:27:14,502 AT DINNER HE TOOK NOTES ON EVERYTHING I SAID AND DID. 615 00:27:14,545 --> 00:27:16,069 AND MY NAME'S NOT TARA, IT'S KATE. 616 00:27:16,112 --> 00:27:17,418 I'M TARA. 617 00:27:17,461 --> 00:27:22,336 AND I DIDN'T HATE MY DATE. HE WAS TOTALLY HOT. 618 00:27:22,379 --> 00:27:23,467 OH, I SEE. 619 00:27:23,511 --> 00:27:25,556 UM, OKAY, KATE, 620 00:27:25,600 --> 00:27:28,559 LET'S TRY TO STICK TO POSITIVE COMMENTS WHEN WE'RE ON THE AIR, OKAY? 621 00:27:28,603 --> 00:27:30,387 I UNDERSTAND. YOU SCREWED UP. 622 00:27:30,431 --> 00:27:31,519 I SHOULD HAVE HAD HIM. 623 00:27:34,000 --> 00:27:38,700 HELLO, I'M THE NEW P.A., CHRISTEN. 624 00:27:38,744 --> 00:27:40,180 UH, PHONE CALL FOR CAROLINA. 625 00:27:40,223 --> 00:27:41,747 TAKE A MESSAGE, PLEASE. 626 00:27:41,790 --> 00:27:46,403 UH, SNAKE SAID TO TELL YOU THAT GEORGIA'S BLOWING CHUNKS. 627 00:27:47,013 --> 00:27:51,060 EXCUSE ME. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 628 00:27:51,104 --> 00:27:53,802 CHRISTEN, CAN YOU PLEASEESCORT OUR CONTESTANTS TO THE HOLDING ROOM? 629 00:27:53,846 --> 00:27:54,542 OKEYDOKEY. 630 00:27:54,585 --> 00:27:55,978 YOU GOT IT. IT'S... 631 00:27:56,022 --> 00:27:57,545 [ LAUGHS ] 632 00:27:57,588 --> 00:27:59,460 SO... 633 00:27:59,503 --> 00:28:03,246 WHO KNOWS WHERE THE HOLDING ROOM IS? 634 00:28:03,290 --> 00:28:04,857 Announcer: FROM HOLLYWOOD...[ INTRO MUSIC PLAYS ] 635 00:28:04,900 --> 00:28:08,251 IT'S YOUR FAVORITE GAME SHOW, "THE PERFECT DATE." 636 00:28:08,295 --> 00:28:09,992 AND NOW HERE'S YOUR PERFECT HOST, 637 00:28:10,036 --> 00:28:11,211 CHUCK McBRIDE. 638 00:28:11,254 --> 00:28:13,735 [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 639 00:28:20,786 --> 00:28:22,309 OH! OH, KEEP IT COMING! 640 00:28:22,352 --> 00:28:23,702 I CAN FEEL IT. I CAN FEEL IT. 641 00:28:23,745 --> 00:28:25,268 I NEED YOUR LOVE! 642 00:28:25,312 --> 00:28:26,705 I NEED IT! WHOA! 643 00:28:26,748 --> 00:28:28,794 GEORGIA, YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO THROW UP ALL THE TIME. 644 00:28:28,837 --> 00:28:32,928 MAYBE BECAUSE THERE'S A PERSON GROWING INSIDE YOU. 645 00:28:32,972 --> 00:28:34,974 WE SEND TWO CONTESTANTS OUT ON A BLIND DATE, 646 00:28:35,017 --> 00:28:36,497 YOU GET TO SEE THE RESULTS RIGHT HERE, 647 00:28:36,540 --> 00:28:38,760 AND THEN YOU GET TO DECIDE, WAS IT THE... 648 00:28:38,804 --> 00:28:39,935 All: PERFECT DATE! 649 00:28:39,979 --> 00:28:41,894 WHAT A PUTZ. 650 00:28:43,809 --> 00:28:45,462 LET'S SEE THOSE FIRST TWO GUESTS RIGHT NOW. 651 00:28:45,506 --> 00:28:47,813 THEY ARE HEATH PIERSON AND TARA BARNELL! 652 00:28:47,856 --> 00:28:49,640 [ MUSIC PLAYS, CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] 653 00:28:56,822 --> 00:28:58,345 CAROLINA! 654 00:28:58,388 --> 00:29:00,216 WHAT? YOU STILL HAVEN'T TOLD GRANDMA YOU'RE PREGNANT YET? 655 00:29:00,260 --> 00:29:01,174 CAROLINA! 656 00:29:01,217 --> 00:29:02,828 GEORGIA, I'LL CALL YOU BACK! 657 00:29:02,871 --> 00:29:07,006 DO WE STILL HAVE ANYBODY WORKINGAROUND THIS PIECE-OF-CRAP SHOW? 658 00:29:07,049 --> 00:29:09,312 JOB OPENING. 659 00:29:18,104 --> 00:29:23,196 I AM SO SORRY.I HEARD WHAT HAPPENED. 660 00:29:23,239 --> 00:29:24,545 HOW DID YOU KNOW THIS WAS MY CAR? 661 00:29:24,588 --> 00:29:26,765 YOUR NAME IS ON THE FENCE. 662 00:29:34,598 --> 00:29:35,599 SOUVENIR. 663 00:29:35,643 --> 00:29:36,949 DO YOU WANT ME TO SIGN IT FOR YOU? 664 00:29:36,992 --> 00:29:38,472 YOU'RE FUNNY. 665 00:29:38,515 --> 00:29:40,430 YEAH, WELL, CHUCK OVERRULED FUNNY. 666 00:29:40,474 --> 00:29:44,783 YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE THERE'SSOMETHING BETTER COMING ALONG. 667 00:29:44,826 --> 00:29:46,132 A-AFTER ALL, 668 00:29:46,175 --> 00:29:47,655 I'M GUESSING YOU DON'TWANT TO WORK ON A GAME SHOW 669 00:29:47,698 --> 00:29:49,265 FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE. 670 00:29:49,309 --> 00:29:53,879 YOU MUST BE FROM A RICH FAMILY. 671 00:29:53,922 --> 00:29:55,358 I THOUGHT SO. 672 00:29:55,402 --> 00:29:57,230 [ CHUCKLES ] 673 00:29:57,273 --> 00:29:58,666 WELL. 674 00:29:58,709 --> 00:30:01,495 I CAN AFFORD TO BUY YOU DINNER. 675 00:30:01,538 --> 00:30:05,542 YOU GET ME FIRED AND YOU WANT TO BUY ME DINNER? 676 00:30:05,586 --> 00:30:06,761 Albert: [ British accent ] EXCELLENT QUESTION. 677 00:30:06,805 --> 00:30:09,024 I HOPE YOU TOLD HIM TO BUGGER OFF. 678 00:30:09,068 --> 00:30:10,069 UH... 679 00:30:10,112 --> 00:30:11,548 [ Normal voice ] OH. 680 00:30:12,941 --> 00:30:19,600 HE MUST BE REALLY, REALLY GOOD-LOOKING. 681 00:30:19,643 --> 00:30:21,428 YES, BUT -- YEAH, I THOUGH SO. 682 00:30:21,471 --> 00:30:23,734 OTHERWISE, YOU WOULDN'T GO OUT WITH A GUY WHO GOT YOU FIRED. 683 00:30:23,778 --> 00:30:25,345 HE DIDN'T GET ME FIRED. GEORGIA DID. 684 00:30:25,388 --> 00:30:27,695 GEORGIA DIDN'T GET YOU FIRED. YOU GOT YOURSELF FIRED. 685 00:30:27,738 --> 00:30:30,829 YOU HAVE TO LEARN HOW TO SAY "NO," 686 00:30:30,872 --> 00:30:33,440 LIKE TO THIS... HEATH PERSON. 687 00:30:33,483 --> 00:30:35,137 PIERSON. IT'S HEATH PIERSON. 688 00:30:35,181 --> 00:30:39,838 I MEAN "PERSON," LIKE THIS STUPID HEATH PERSON. 689 00:30:39,881 --> 00:30:42,797 WHAT? AHH! WHO CARES?! I GOT FIRED. 690 00:30:42,841 --> 00:30:44,538 AND I CAME OVER TO TALK TO YOU 'CAUSE YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND, 691 00:30:44,581 --> 00:30:47,584 AND ALL WE'RE DOING IS ARGUINGABOUT THIS HEATH PIERSON PERSON. 692 00:30:47,628 --> 00:30:48,672 FORGET IT. 693 00:30:50,457 --> 00:30:53,329 [ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ] 694 00:30:53,373 --> 00:30:55,201 Woman on TV: I WON'T PRETEND I'M NOT DISAPPOINTED. 695 00:30:55,244 --> 00:30:56,550 Woman #2: HELLO, FATHER. HAS ANYBODY... 696 00:30:56,593 --> 00:30:57,943 [ TELEPHONE RINGS ] 697 00:30:57,986 --> 00:31:00,815 Man: DON'T TELL ME HE'S DESERTED YOU ALREADY. 698 00:31:00,859 --> 00:31:01,642 STATE YOUR BUSINESS. 699 00:31:01,685 --> 00:31:03,035 It's Carolina. 700 00:31:03,078 --> 00:31:04,166 I NEED YOU TO SAY YOU'RECOMING TO CHRISTMAS DINNER, 701 00:31:04,210 --> 00:31:06,038 AND I NEED YOU TO SAY IT RIGHT NOW. 702 00:31:06,081 --> 00:31:09,476 LISTEN, BABY, I GOT ME A FUR PERSON NOW. 703 00:31:09,519 --> 00:31:13,219 And fur people do not understand formal sit-down dinners. 704 00:31:13,262 --> 00:31:15,395 Nobody's gonna come if you don't come. 705 00:31:15,438 --> 00:31:17,136 I NEED YOU TO DO THISFOR ME, PLEASE. 706 00:31:17,179 --> 00:31:18,920 ARE YOU CRYING, BABY? 707 00:31:22,793 --> 00:31:23,969 YES OR NO? 708 00:31:24,012 --> 00:31:25,622 WHY ARE YOU CRYING, HONEY? 709 00:31:25,666 --> 00:31:27,320 [ PANTS, WHIMPERS ] 710 00:31:28,930 --> 00:31:30,801 BYE, GRANDMA. 711 00:31:30,845 --> 00:31:31,715 [ BEEPS ] 712 00:31:36,546 --> 00:31:38,026 [ TELEPHONE RINGS ] 713 00:31:39,462 --> 00:31:42,552 AND REMEMBER Y-YOU'RE HAULING GEORGIA'S BUTT OVER HERE THIS WEEKEND. 714 00:31:42,596 --> 00:31:46,600 I WON'T FORGET. 715 00:31:46,643 --> 00:31:48,384 ALL RIGHT, THEN. 716 00:31:49,472 --> 00:31:50,865 [ BEEPS ] 717 00:31:52,127 --> 00:31:55,217 [ SLOW MUSIC PLAYS ][ DOOR OPENS, CLOSES ] 718 00:31:57,741 --> 00:31:59,482 Albert: HELLO. 719 00:31:59,526 --> 00:32:00,396 IT'S ME. 720 00:32:01,745 --> 00:32:04,313 [ KNOCKING ] 721 00:32:04,357 --> 00:32:05,314 MAY I COME IN? 722 00:32:08,187 --> 00:32:09,928 I'M SORRY. 723 00:32:14,236 --> 00:32:16,108 I WASN'T VERY SYMPATHETIC. 724 00:32:18,240 --> 00:32:20,503 OH, WHERE'D THAT COME FROM? 725 00:32:20,547 --> 00:32:21,678 [ LAUGHS ] 726 00:32:21,722 --> 00:32:24,159 [ SIGHS ] 727 00:32:24,203 --> 00:32:29,164 I HAVE $53 IN MY SAVINGS ACCOUNT. 728 00:32:29,208 --> 00:32:31,210 I HAVE TO GO OUT AND LOOK FOR ANOTHER JOB. 729 00:32:31,253 --> 00:32:33,081 AND THE MILK GOES BAD IN TWO DAYS. 730 00:32:33,125 --> 00:32:34,474 WHAT AM I GONNA DO, ALBERT? 731 00:32:35,736 --> 00:32:40,784 YOU...GET AN INTERVIEW WITH THE BIG BOYS. 732 00:32:40,828 --> 00:32:43,309 YOU...PUT ON YOUR BLACK SUIT, 733 00:32:43,352 --> 00:32:45,659 PULL YOUR HAIR INTO THAT LITTLE TWISTY THING, 734 00:32:45,702 --> 00:32:49,141 AND THEY'LL FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU AND HIRE YOU ON THE SPOT. 735 00:32:49,184 --> 00:32:53,710 THERE ARE 150 PEOPLE APPLYING FOR ONE JOB IN TELEVISION. 736 00:32:53,754 --> 00:32:54,973 MAYBE. 737 00:32:56,061 --> 00:32:57,888 BUT THERE'S ONLY ONE CAROLINA. 738 00:33:02,371 --> 00:33:03,416 TOWEL. 739 00:33:10,814 --> 00:33:12,555 [ SIGHS ] 740 00:33:29,311 --> 00:33:31,096 DO YOU WANT TO GOTO THE MOVIES TOMORROW NIGHT? 741 00:33:33,446 --> 00:33:35,317 TOMORROW NIGHT'S MY DATE WITH HEATH. 742 00:33:35,361 --> 00:33:37,232 HMM.[ CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYS ] 743 00:33:38,625 --> 00:33:44,109 I KNOW WE MET UNDER UNUSUALCIRCUMSTANCES, BUT, UH, 744 00:33:44,152 --> 00:33:47,068 I WANTED TO ASK YOU OUTTO DINNER THE MOMENT I MET YOU. 745 00:33:47,112 --> 00:33:48,678 YOU DID? 746 00:33:48,722 --> 00:33:53,074 YOU WERE BITING YOUR LOWER LIP. 747 00:33:53,118 --> 00:33:55,120 I WAS? 748 00:33:55,163 --> 00:33:57,122 IT WAS VERY, VERY SEXY. 749 00:33:57,165 --> 00:34:00,951 ARE YOU FOR REAL? 750 00:34:00,995 --> 00:34:03,302 I MEAN, ARE YOU JUST RANDOMLY THROWING OUT LINES 751 00:34:03,345 --> 00:34:04,999 OR ARE YOU TELLING THE TRUTH? 752 00:34:05,043 --> 00:34:07,045 [ Laughs ] UM... 753 00:34:07,088 --> 00:34:09,482 I GUESS I'M RANDOMLY TELLING THE TRUTH. 754 00:34:12,572 --> 00:34:14,487 SO, UM, YOU'RE FROM LONDON? 755 00:34:14,530 --> 00:34:15,923 TELL ME ABOUT THAT. 756 00:34:15,966 --> 00:34:19,970 OH, WELL, THERE'S...NOT MUCH TO TELL. 757 00:34:20,014 --> 00:34:23,235 UM, I HAVEA YOUNGER SISTER, SARA, 758 00:34:23,278 --> 00:34:24,671 MY FATHER'S A BANKER. 759 00:34:24,714 --> 00:34:27,500 MY MOTHER TEACHES ENGLISH AT OXFORD, 760 00:34:27,543 --> 00:34:29,458 WHICH IS WHEREI WENT TO UNIVERSITY. 761 00:34:29,502 --> 00:34:30,894 AND I PLAYED ON THE CRICKET TEAM. 762 00:34:30,938 --> 00:34:36,074 UM, I'M AN ACCOUNT EXECUTIVEAT AN ADVERTISING AGENCY. 763 00:34:36,117 --> 00:34:37,553 AND I HAVE AN APARTMENTIN PARIS. 764 00:34:41,514 --> 00:34:42,950 DO YOU A WIFE AND KIDS SOMEWHERE? 765 00:34:42,993 --> 00:34:44,125 I MEAN, EVEN IF THEY ARE IN TULSA, 766 00:34:44,169 --> 00:34:45,996 I WOULD REALLY LIKE TO KNOW, BECAUSE... 767 00:34:46,040 --> 00:34:47,085 WHY ARE YOU STARING AT ME? 768 00:34:47,128 --> 00:34:52,133 UH, NO WIFE, UH, NO KIDS. 769 00:34:52,177 --> 00:34:53,134 WHERE'S TULSA? 770 00:34:53,178 --> 00:34:56,442 IT'S IN OKLAHOMA. IT'S A STATE. 771 00:34:56,485 --> 00:34:58,052 LIKE CAROLINA THE STATE. 772 00:34:58,096 --> 00:35:00,968 YES, I WAS NAMED AFTER A STATE. 773 00:35:01,011 --> 00:35:04,841 MY SISTERS, GEORGIA AND MAINE, WERE ALSO NAMED AFTER STATES, 774 00:35:04,885 --> 00:35:06,147 WHATEVER STATE MY FATHER HAPPENED TO BE IN 775 00:35:06,191 --> 00:35:07,801 WHEN WE WERE BORN. 776 00:35:07,844 --> 00:35:09,498 WE WERE NAMED AFTER POSTMARKS. 777 00:35:09,542 --> 00:35:10,978 THOSE ARE ON POSTCARDS. 778 00:35:11,021 --> 00:35:13,241 BUT...YOU DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT THAT. 779 00:35:16,288 --> 00:35:17,506 I DON'T? 780 00:35:18,855 --> 00:35:20,030 NO. 781 00:35:21,162 --> 00:35:22,685 NORTH OR SOUTH? 782 00:35:25,993 --> 00:35:26,820 WHAT? 783 00:35:26,863 --> 00:35:29,127 CAROLINA. 784 00:35:57,024 --> 00:35:58,460 [ LAUGHS ] 785 00:35:58,504 --> 00:35:59,679 [ LAUGHS ] 786 00:35:59,722 --> 00:36:01,159 I HAD A WONDERFUL TIME TONIGHT. 787 00:36:01,202 --> 00:36:03,552 SO DID I... 788 00:36:03,596 --> 00:36:04,901 CAROLINA, THE STATE. 789 00:36:06,294 --> 00:36:07,861 NORTH OR SOUTH. 790 00:36:22,267 --> 00:36:23,790 YEP. 791 00:36:23,833 --> 00:36:25,226 SOUTH. 792 00:36:25,270 --> 00:36:27,141 DEFINITELY SOUTH CAROLINA. 793 00:36:29,317 --> 00:36:32,973 ARE YOU SURE... 794 00:36:33,016 --> 00:36:34,714 YOU WANT TO MOVE IN WITH GRANDMA? 795 00:36:34,757 --> 00:36:36,759 WELL, I CAN'T RAISE THE BABY BY MYSELF. 796 00:36:36,803 --> 00:36:39,632 LOOK, YOU COULD MOVE IN WITH ME. 797 00:36:39,675 --> 00:36:40,807 OH, SWEETIE. 798 00:36:41,938 --> 00:36:45,377 SO SUPER SWEET, BUT, YOU KNOW, 799 00:36:45,420 --> 00:36:47,857 THE BABY WILL HAVE MAINETO PLAY WITH HERE. 800 00:36:47,901 --> 00:36:52,993 WELL, YOU KNOW ME, I LIKEA LOT OF ENERGY AROUND ME. 801 00:36:53,036 --> 00:36:55,996 WELL, YOU HAVE TOLD GRANDMA THAT YOU'RE PREGNANT, RIGHT? 802 00:36:56,039 --> 00:36:57,171 RIGHT? 803 00:36:57,215 --> 00:36:59,608 WELL, I'M -- I'M STILL WAITING 804 00:36:59,652 --> 00:37:02,002 FOR THE PERFECT TIME TO TELL HER. 805 00:37:02,045 --> 00:37:03,917 [ SIGHS ] Millie: OKAY. BACK UP. BACK UP. 806 00:37:03,960 --> 00:37:05,310 BACK IN THE CAR. 807 00:37:05,353 --> 00:37:08,226 I'M BORED. WE'RE GOING TO THE MOVIES. 808 00:37:08,269 --> 00:37:10,315 COME ON.WHY DON'T WE HELP GEORGIA UNLOAD THE U-HAUL FIRST? 809 00:37:10,358 --> 00:37:11,403 PLEASE, I DON'T WANNA DO ANY WORK. 810 00:37:11,446 --> 00:37:12,578 I WANT TO GO BE ENTERTAINED 811 00:37:12,621 --> 00:37:14,275 BY SOME BLACK-AND-WHITE PIECE OF CRAP. 812 00:37:17,322 --> 00:37:18,801 I'M OFF-DUTY WHEN I'M DREAMING. 813 00:37:18,845 --> 00:37:21,369 HA! YOU SMILING RAT BASTARD, YOU'RE GONNA BE DEAD SOON! 814 00:37:21,413 --> 00:37:24,416 GRANDMA, SHH! PUBLIC PLACE. 815 00:37:24,459 --> 00:37:25,417 Woman: KEEP IT DOWN! 816 00:37:25,460 --> 00:37:26,374 I WANT POPCORN. 817 00:37:26,418 --> 00:37:28,333 I'M NOT SPENDING SIX BUCKS 818 00:37:28,376 --> 00:37:30,160 ON 20 CENTS' WORTH OF POPCORN, HONEY. 819 00:37:30,204 --> 00:37:32,250 I MADE THIS GUMBO YESTERDAY. IT'S FRESH. 820 00:37:32,293 --> 00:37:34,034 YOU'RE GONNA EAT IT, AND YOU'RE GONNA BE HAPPY. 821 00:37:34,077 --> 00:37:38,386 HOW ARE YOU FEELING, VINCE?I THOUGHT YOU WERE SICK. 822 00:37:38,430 --> 00:37:40,258 WELL, ASK HER WHERE SHE WAS LAST NIGHT! 823 00:37:40,301 --> 00:37:41,389 COME ON! 824 00:37:41,433 --> 00:37:44,392 THE SHOW'S UP THERE, BUDDY. 825 00:37:44,436 --> 00:37:45,785 I WANT POPCORN. 826 00:37:45,828 --> 00:37:46,786 OKAY, STOP, STOP. 827 00:37:46,829 --> 00:37:48,004 VINCE, WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME 828 00:37:48,048 --> 00:37:49,049 YOU'VE BEEN WORKING HARD AT THE BANK... 829 00:37:49,092 --> 00:37:51,138 WHO'D YOU PUT OUT FOR, POPSICLE? 830 00:37:51,181 --> 00:37:52,792 'CAUSE YOU SURE AS HELL CAN'T ACT WORTH A LICK. 831 00:37:52,835 --> 00:37:54,141 WILL YOU SHUT UP?! 832 00:37:54,184 --> 00:37:56,883 LISTEN, SONNY -- 833 00:37:56,926 --> 00:37:57,840 GRANDMA, I'M PREGNANT. 834 00:37:57,884 --> 00:38:00,539 GEORGIA, NOW IS NOT THE TIME! 835 00:38:03,324 --> 00:38:04,586 WHAT?! 836 00:38:04,630 --> 00:38:05,718 [ AUDIENCE GROANING ]NO, HOLD IT.HOLD IT. 837 00:38:05,761 --> 00:38:07,110 Man: YOU HOLD IT. 838 00:38:07,154 --> 00:38:09,591 WELL, THANK YOU FOR REVEALING THAT LITTLE TIDBIT 839 00:38:09,635 --> 00:38:12,028 OF INFORMATION BEFORE YOU UNLOADED THE U-HAUL. 840 00:38:12,072 --> 00:38:15,336 'CAUSE MY CHILD-REARING DAYSARE OVER, SUNSHINE. 841 00:38:15,380 --> 00:38:17,730 IT'S NOT GONNA COST A THING. I'M GONNA BREAST-FEED. 842 00:38:17,773 --> 00:38:19,688 CAN WE TALK ABOUT THIS IN THE LOBBY, PLEASE? 843 00:38:19,732 --> 00:38:23,388 MA'AM, I'M GONNA HAVE TOASK YOU TO TAKE YOUR SEATAND KEEP YOUR VOICE DOWN. 844 00:38:23,431 --> 00:38:25,607 OH, W-WHAT ARE YOU?I'M THE MANAGER, MA'AM. 845 00:38:25,651 --> 00:38:27,783 HOW OLD ARE YOU, MR. MANAGER? 846 00:38:27,827 --> 00:38:28,784 20, MA'AM. 847 00:38:28,828 --> 00:38:32,527 LISTEN CAREFULLY. YOU LEAVE NOW. 848 00:38:32,571 --> 00:38:35,008 I CAN'T DO THAT, MA'AM. 849 00:38:35,051 --> 00:38:36,444 YOU KNOW,MURDER IS A FUNNY THING. 850 00:38:36,488 --> 00:38:38,316 IT HAPPENS TO ALL SORTS OF PEOPLE 851 00:38:38,359 --> 00:38:40,535 IN ALL SORTS OF PLACES. 852 00:38:40,579 --> 00:38:41,971 NOBODY'S SAFE ANYMORE, 853 00:38:42,015 --> 00:38:45,235 EVEN LITTLE SNOT-NOSED, PUDGY, THEATER MANAGERS 854 00:38:45,279 --> 00:38:47,237 RUNNING UP AND DOWNTHE AISLE WITH A FLASHLIGHT. 855 00:38:48,804 --> 00:38:51,677 WE NEVER GET TO SEE THE ENDOF THE MOVIE WHEN YOU COME! 856 00:39:02,427 --> 00:39:03,776 I'M GONNA GO CALM MAINE DOWN 857 00:39:03,819 --> 00:39:05,386 AND THEN I'M GETTING GEORGIA'S STUFF TO MY HOUSE. 858 00:39:05,430 --> 00:39:08,041 YOU THINK IT'SA GOOD IDEA, DO YOU?[ DOOR CLOSES ] 859 00:39:08,084 --> 00:39:09,521 SADDLING YOURSELF WITH TWO KIDS 860 00:39:09,564 --> 00:39:11,349 WHEN YOU DON'T EVEN HAVEA JOB YOURSELF. 861 00:39:11,392 --> 00:39:12,524 YES, I DO. 862 00:39:21,271 --> 00:39:22,272 I THOUGHT YOU'D BE ON YOUR HORSE. 863 00:39:22,316 --> 00:39:23,839 I'M NOT IN THE MOOD. 864 00:39:23,883 --> 00:39:25,493 WELL, WHAT ABOUT YOUR NUMBERS? 865 00:39:25,537 --> 00:39:27,756 I'VE ONLY GOT TWO NUMBERS LEFT. 866 00:39:32,457 --> 00:39:33,719 GIRLS, GET YOUR BUTTS OUT HERE 867 00:39:33,762 --> 00:39:36,809 AND HELP GEORGIA UNLOAD THE DAMN U-HAUL. 868 00:39:36,852 --> 00:39:39,942 SHE'S PREGNANT, FOR GOD'S SAKE. 869 00:39:39,986 --> 00:39:42,423 COME ON, GET YOUR BUTTS OUT! 870 00:39:42,467 --> 00:39:44,556 SO I MOVED GEORGIA IN. 871 00:39:44,599 --> 00:39:47,210 AND STILL SHE'S GONNA HAVEA BABY WITH NO FATHER AROUND. 872 00:39:47,254 --> 00:39:51,040 I CAN'T BELIEVE THATSHE'S GONNA LET HISTORYREPEAT ITSELF LIKE THAT. 873 00:39:51,084 --> 00:39:52,999 SHE HAS HER OWN FREE WILL. SHE CAN DO WHAT SHE WANTS. 874 00:39:53,042 --> 00:39:54,609 YEAH, BUT SHE'S NOT EVENTAKING IT SERIOUSLY. 875 00:39:54,653 --> 00:39:57,264 I MEAN, SHE DOESN'T THINKIT'S A BIG DEAL. 876 00:39:57,307 --> 00:39:58,613 SO SHE'S DOING SOMETHING UNEXPECTED. 877 00:39:58,657 --> 00:40:00,267 YEAH, UNEXPECTED.YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN. 878 00:40:00,310 --> 00:40:03,183 YOU KNOW, THE PROBLEM ISN'T HER. IT'S YOU. 879 00:40:03,226 --> 00:40:04,619 WHAT? 880 00:40:04,663 --> 00:40:07,883 THINGS DON'T ALWAYS HAVE TO GO ACCORDING TO PLAN... 881 00:40:07,927 --> 00:40:08,971 YOUR PLAN. 882 00:40:09,015 --> 00:40:12,366 NO. 883 00:40:12,410 --> 00:40:13,585 LET GO. 884 00:40:13,628 --> 00:40:15,717 FOR GOD'S SAKE, CAROLINA, LIVE A LITTLE! 885 00:40:19,634 --> 00:40:23,333 Carolina: CAROLINA MIRABEAU... 886 00:40:23,377 --> 00:40:24,465 LIVE A LITTLE. 887 00:40:33,169 --> 00:40:34,823 ♪ I SAW 888 00:40:34,867 --> 00:40:36,434 ♪ JESUS BY THE CAR WASH [ DOORBELL RINGS ] 889 00:40:36,477 --> 00:40:40,263 ♪ NEAR MY HOUSE THE OTHER DAY 890 00:40:40,307 --> 00:40:43,223 ♪ I DON'T KNOW IF IT WAS REAL ♪ 891 00:40:43,266 --> 00:40:46,879 ♪ BUT IT MADE ME FEEL OKAY 892 00:40:46,922 --> 00:40:50,186 ♪ EVERYONE IS LOOKING FOR A REASON ♪ 893 00:40:50,230 --> 00:40:57,585 ♪ TO LEARN TO LIVE TODAY 894 00:40:57,629 --> 00:41:01,154 ♪ WHATEVER GETS YOU THROUGH THE DAY ♪ 895 00:41:01,197 --> 00:41:04,287 ♪ WHATEVER GETS YOU THROUGH THE NIGHT ♪ 896 00:41:04,331 --> 00:41:10,903 ♪ WHATEVER MAKES YOU FEEL OKAY ♪ 897 00:41:10,946 --> 00:41:12,861 ♪ WHATEVER MAKES YOU FEEL ALL RIGHT ♪ 898 00:41:12,905 --> 00:41:15,298 [ DOORBELL RINGS ] 899 00:41:15,342 --> 00:41:19,346 Albert: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CAROLINA. 900 00:41:19,389 --> 00:41:20,521 It's my birthday. 901 00:41:20,565 --> 00:41:23,698 ♪ HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YO-O-U 902 00:41:25,526 --> 00:41:27,528 [ KNOCKS ON DOOR ] 903 00:41:27,572 --> 00:41:32,925 ♪ HAPPY, HAPPY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY ♪ 904 00:41:32,968 --> 00:41:36,537 ♪ WHATEVER GETS YOU THROUGH THE NIGHT ♪ 905 00:41:36,581 --> 00:41:41,499 ♪ WHATEVER MAKES YOU FEEL OKAY ♪ 906 00:41:41,542 --> 00:41:44,676 ♪ WHATEVER MAKES YOU FEEL ALL RIGHT ♪ 907 00:41:58,690 --> 00:41:59,995 MMM. 908 00:42:15,445 --> 00:42:17,578 WHAT ARE YOU DOING FOR CHRISTMAS? 909 00:42:17,622 --> 00:42:19,406 OKAY. 910 00:42:19,449 --> 00:42:20,407 ALL RIGHT? 911 00:42:20,450 --> 00:42:23,236 YES, YOU LOOK LOVELY, DARLING. 912 00:42:23,279 --> 00:42:24,629 COME HERE. 913 00:42:24,672 --> 00:42:25,847 MMM. 914 00:42:25,891 --> 00:42:27,153 [ SMOOCHES ] 915 00:42:27,196 --> 00:42:28,633 YOU'RE GONNA BE LATE. YOU'RE GONNA BE LATE. 916 00:42:28,676 --> 00:42:29,851 WHO CARES? 917 00:42:29,895 --> 00:42:30,852 I'M HAVING FUN.[ LAUGHS ] 918 00:42:30,896 --> 00:42:32,637 [ KISSING ] 919 00:42:32,680 --> 00:42:33,594 [ LAUGHS ] 920 00:42:33,638 --> 00:42:34,552 [ LAUGHS ] 921 00:42:34,595 --> 00:42:38,773 [ SMOOCHES ] 922 00:42:38,817 --> 00:42:40,514 OH, ALBERT, COME OUT HERE.I WANT YOU TO MEET SOMEBODY. 923 00:42:42,298 --> 00:42:43,169 HMM. 924 00:42:47,216 --> 00:42:48,174 HEY. 925 00:42:48,217 --> 00:42:50,002 ALBERT, HEATH. 926 00:42:50,045 --> 00:42:52,221 THIS IS ALBERT MORRIS, MY NEIGHBOR... 927 00:42:52,265 --> 00:42:54,615 MY NEIGHBOR AND BEST FRIEND. 928 00:42:54,659 --> 00:42:56,356 HI. HEATH PIERSON. 929 00:42:56,399 --> 00:42:57,487 I'VE HEARD A LOT ABOUT YOU. 930 00:42:57,531 --> 00:42:58,488 YOU HAVE? 931 00:42:59,620 --> 00:43:01,404 WELL, I'VE HEARD A LOT ABOUT YOU, TOO. 932 00:43:04,364 --> 00:43:06,235 GOOD, OF COURSE. 933 00:43:08,760 --> 00:43:09,717 DID YOU GET MY BIRTHDAY CARD? 934 00:43:09,761 --> 00:43:11,371 I LEFT IT ON YOUR DOORSTEP. 935 00:43:11,414 --> 00:43:14,374 YES, THANK YOU. 936 00:43:14,417 --> 00:43:15,636 DID YOU READ IT? 937 00:43:15,680 --> 00:43:17,595 I HAVEN'T GOTTEN A CHANCE TO OPEN IT YET. 938 00:43:17,638 --> 00:43:18,639 NO, OF COURSE. YOU WERE BUSY. 939 00:43:19,684 --> 00:43:23,644 WELL, READ THE CARD,AND IF YOU'RE STILL INTERESTED, 940 00:43:23,688 --> 00:43:25,733 LET ME KNOW, OKAY? 941 00:43:25,777 --> 00:43:27,169 SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK? THUMBS UP. 942 00:43:27,213 --> 00:43:30,216 HEY, LOOK, I SHOULD BE OFF. NICE TO MEET YOU, ALBERT. 943 00:43:30,259 --> 00:43:32,131 YEAH. 944 00:43:32,174 --> 00:43:33,828 [ CAR ALARM DEACTIVATES ] 945 00:43:38,224 --> 00:43:39,965 [ ORCHESTRA PLAYS UP-TEMPO MUSIC] 946 00:44:09,081 --> 00:44:11,561 [ MUSIC STOPS ]UH, CAN WE DO THAT AGAIN, PLEASE? 947 00:44:11,605 --> 00:44:14,260 WHEN WE GET TO THE PIANO DYNAMIC, KEEP IT SIMPLE. 948 00:44:14,303 --> 00:44:16,349 YOU THINK THE MUSICIANSEVER MISS A NOTE? 949 00:44:16,392 --> 00:44:18,656 OF COURSE. NOBODY'S PERFECT. 950 00:44:18,699 --> 00:44:23,095 THAT'S WHY THERE'S SO MANY OF THEM UP THERE.[ MUSIC RESUMES ] 951 00:44:23,138 --> 00:44:24,400 ENJOY YOUR PRESENT NOW. 952 00:44:24,444 --> 00:44:26,533 THEY'RE ALL PLAYING FOR YOU. 953 00:44:26,576 --> 00:44:30,319 WHY DON'T YOU LIKE HIM, ALBERT?YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HIM. 954 00:44:30,363 --> 00:44:32,539 I KNOW HIM. 955 00:44:32,582 --> 00:44:33,801 NOW, HE ISPERFECT. 956 00:44:33,845 --> 00:44:34,976 HE'S FLAWLESS-MAN. 957 00:44:35,020 --> 00:44:37,849 FLAWLESS BODY WITHOUT WORKING OUT, 958 00:44:37,892 --> 00:44:39,372 FLAWLESS SMILE. 959 00:44:39,415 --> 00:44:41,156 NEVER RUNS OUT OF GAS, NEVER BREAKS A SWEAT. 960 00:44:41,200 --> 00:44:44,072 NEVER SAYS THE WRONG THING. 961 00:44:44,116 --> 00:44:47,293 MAKES US ORDINARY GUYS FEEL INVISIBLE. 962 00:44:47,336 --> 00:44:50,296 YOU GOT ALL THAT FROM ONE "HELLO"? 963 00:44:50,339 --> 00:44:51,601 I'M A WRITER, REMEMBER? 964 00:44:51,645 --> 00:44:53,908 I JUDGE CHARACTER FASTER THAN A SPEEDING BULLET. 965 00:44:53,952 --> 00:44:55,388 I THOUGHT WE DIDN'T JUDGE. 966 00:44:55,431 --> 00:44:57,042 WE JUDGE, WHEN THE RULES ARE BROKEN. 967 00:44:57,085 --> 00:45:01,394 YOU SLEPT WITH HIM LAST NIGHTON A SECOND DATE AT YOUR HOUSE. 968 00:45:01,437 --> 00:45:02,612 IT BREAKS EVERY CAROLINA RULE I KNOW. 969 00:45:02,656 --> 00:45:05,137 BUT I LIVED A LITTLE, ALBERT.I... 970 00:45:05,180 --> 00:45:08,444 I WANT A NORMAL, AVAILABLE GUY, 971 00:45:08,488 --> 00:45:10,272 AND I THINK I FOUND ONE, AND HE MAKES ME HAPPY. 972 00:45:10,316 --> 00:45:12,710 ANYONE NAMED HEATH PIERSON IS NOT A NORMAL GUY. 973 00:45:16,322 --> 00:45:17,976 I SAW HIS CAR... 974 00:45:18,019 --> 00:45:19,804 A JAGUAR. 975 00:45:19,847 --> 00:45:21,893 AGAIN, NOT A NORMAL GUY. 976 00:45:31,903 --> 00:45:33,469 I INVITED HIM TO CHRISTMAS DINNER. 977 00:45:38,257 --> 00:45:39,171 YOU DID WHAT? 978 00:45:40,302 --> 00:45:41,782 CHRISTMAS DINNER'S FOR FAMILY. 979 00:45:41,826 --> 00:45:43,828 AND WHAT ABOUT YOU, ANYWAY? 980 00:45:43,871 --> 00:45:45,873 I MEAN, YOU WRITE ABOUTALL THIS PASSION AND ROMANCE, 981 00:45:45,917 --> 00:45:48,615 AND "MY LOVE FOR YOU IS ENDLESS." 982 00:45:48,658 --> 00:45:50,530 WHEN WAS THE LAST TIMEYOU WENT ON A DATE? 983 00:45:52,010 --> 00:45:55,274 AS IT SO HAPPENS, I DO HAVE A DATE. 984 00:45:55,317 --> 00:45:57,276 COME ON. YOU DO NOT, ALBERT. 985 00:45:57,319 --> 00:45:59,104 I DO, TOO. WHY IS THAT SO SURPRISING? 986 00:45:59,147 --> 00:46:00,801 A FOURTH DATE, IN FACT. SHE'S A WRITER. 987 00:46:00,845 --> 00:46:02,803 AND NOT ANOTHER "DAPHNE" WRITER, 988 00:46:02,847 --> 00:46:04,631 BUT A "NEW YORK TIMES" BESTSELLER WRITER. 989 00:46:04,674 --> 00:46:06,198 [ MUSIC STOPS ] 990 00:46:06,241 --> 00:46:09,941 WE MET AT MY PUBLISHER'S HOLIDAY PARTY TWO WEEKS AGO. 991 00:46:09,984 --> 00:46:11,594 ENJOY THE CONCERT. 992 00:46:11,638 --> 00:46:13,335 AGAIN. NICE AND LYRICAL. 993 00:46:13,379 --> 00:46:15,990 FOUR-BAR PHRASES THERE. JOIN IN THE FUN. 994 00:46:16,034 --> 00:46:17,426 A LITTLE MORE SOUND. 995 00:46:17,470 --> 00:46:19,124 SO YOU'RE TELLING ME 996 00:46:19,167 --> 00:46:20,690 YOU HONESTLY DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED? 997 00:46:20,734 --> 00:46:22,344 NO, IT'S JUST NOT LIKE ALBERT. 998 00:46:22,388 --> 00:46:25,652 MM-HMM. 999 00:46:25,695 --> 00:46:27,523 IS IT HARD WORK BEING SO DENSE, CAROLINA? 1000 00:46:27,567 --> 00:46:28,960 WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN? 1001 00:46:29,003 --> 00:46:30,526 WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A RIDE ON MAINE'S HORSE 1002 00:46:30,570 --> 00:46:31,658 AND SEE WHAT COMES UP? 1003 00:46:31,701 --> 00:46:34,269 [ SIGHS ] 1004 00:46:34,313 --> 00:46:36,184 AND YOU BE CAREFUL. THAT'S MY WEDDING CHINA. 1005 00:46:36,228 --> 00:46:37,751 WHY CAN'T YOU JUST SAYWHAT YOU MEAN? 1006 00:46:41,494 --> 00:46:42,843 ALL RIGHT. 1007 00:46:42,887 --> 00:46:44,802 HERE'S A THOUGHT. 1008 00:46:44,845 --> 00:46:47,282 FORGET ABOUT ALBERT, FORGET ABOUT MAINE, 1009 00:46:47,326 --> 00:46:49,763 AND FORGET ABOUT ME, FOR THAT MATTER. 1010 00:46:49,807 --> 00:46:53,332 WHAT ABOUT YOU, CAROLINA? 1011 00:46:53,375 --> 00:46:56,117 WHY IS YOUR LIFE SO HARD? 1012 00:46:56,161 --> 00:46:58,641 MAKES ME THINK YOU'RE LIVING SOMEBODY ELSE'S INSTEAD. 1013 00:46:59,991 --> 00:47:03,821 OKAY. 1014 00:47:03,864 --> 00:47:05,648 OKAY, FINE. 1015 00:47:05,692 --> 00:47:07,085 TOMORROW IS CHRISTMAS DINNER, 1016 00:47:07,128 --> 00:47:09,914 AND I WANT YOU THEREMORE THAN ANYONE ELSE. 1017 00:47:09,957 --> 00:47:11,176 WELL, SHIT! 1018 00:47:11,219 --> 00:47:12,873 WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO IN THE FIRST PLACE? 1019 00:47:12,917 --> 00:47:14,048 AAH! 1020 00:47:16,181 --> 00:47:19,053 [ KNOCK ON DOOR ] 1021 00:47:19,097 --> 00:47:19,924 HI, YOU LOOK NICE. 1022 00:47:19,967 --> 00:47:22,840 [ DOOR CLOSES ] 1023 00:47:22,883 --> 00:47:23,623 CAROLINA. 1024 00:47:23,666 --> 00:47:25,103 LOOK AT THESE PLATES. 1025 00:47:25,146 --> 00:47:26,495 GRANDMA LENT THEM TO MEFOR CHRISTMAS. 1026 00:47:26,539 --> 00:47:29,194 ALL THIS TIME WE'VE BEENUSING PAPER PLATES, 1027 00:47:29,237 --> 00:47:30,412 AND HERE SHE HADAN ENTIRE SET OF CHINA 1028 00:47:30,456 --> 00:47:31,326 STACKED AWAY IN THE CUPBOARD. 1029 00:47:31,370 --> 00:47:32,066 CAN YOU BELIEVE THAT? 1030 00:47:32,110 --> 00:47:33,198 CAROLINA? 1031 00:47:33,241 --> 00:47:35,809 ANYWAY, LISTEN,I JUST WANT TO APOLOGIZE 1032 00:47:35,853 --> 00:47:37,332 FOR THE HOLLYWOOD BOWL THING YESTERDAY. 1033 00:47:37,376 --> 00:47:38,507 CAROLINA -- 1034 00:47:38,551 --> 00:47:41,815 YOU CAN DATE WHOEVER.OR IS IT WHOMEVER? 1035 00:47:41,859 --> 00:47:43,251 WHATEVER, ANYWAY, DATE WHO YOU WANT TO DATE. 1036 00:47:43,295 --> 00:47:44,905 IT'S REALLY NONE OF MY BUSINESS. 1037 00:47:44,949 --> 00:47:49,301 I'M JUST GLAD YOU'RE GETTING OUT THERE AND TAKING CHANCES. 1038 00:47:49,344 --> 00:47:51,085 AND SHE'S A WRITER, A REAL WRITER. 1039 00:47:51,129 --> 00:47:52,130 WOW. 1040 00:47:52,173 --> 00:47:54,219 CAROLINA, SHE'S HERE. [ LAUGHS ] 1041 00:47:54,262 --> 00:47:58,005 DEBBIE, THIS IS CAROLINA, MY FRIEND. 1042 00:47:58,049 --> 00:47:59,180 CAROLINA, THIS IS DEBBIE. 1043 00:47:59,224 --> 00:48:00,225 HI, IT'S NICE TO MEET YOU. 1044 00:48:00,268 --> 00:48:01,487 ALBERT'S TOLD ME A LOT ABOUT YOU. 1045 00:48:01,530 --> 00:48:03,532 ALBERT'S TOLD ME A LOT ABOUT YOU, TOO. 1046 00:48:04,664 --> 00:48:09,321 I MEAN, HE WAS JUST ABOUT TO TELL ME MORE THAN HE HAS. 1047 00:48:09,364 --> 00:48:11,584 LIKE THAT YOU'RE... PRETTY AND SMART, 1048 00:48:11,627 --> 00:48:13,586 WHICH YOU ARE OBVIOUSLY. 1049 00:48:13,629 --> 00:48:16,023 YOU LOOK GREAT. YOU TWO LOOK GREAT... 1050 00:48:16,067 --> 00:48:17,590 TOGETHER. 1051 00:48:17,633 --> 00:48:18,678 A COUPLE. 1052 00:48:18,721 --> 00:48:20,245 SO WHERE YOU GUYS GOING, ANYWAY? 1053 00:48:20,288 --> 00:48:22,943 TO A CHRISTMAS EVE SERVICE. 1054 00:48:22,987 --> 00:48:24,858 MY MOM AND DAD AND I GO EVERY YEAR. 1055 00:48:24,902 --> 00:48:26,425 IT'S KIND OF A FAMILY TRADITION. 1056 00:48:26,468 --> 00:48:27,861 WOW. HUH. 1057 00:48:29,254 --> 00:48:30,603 THAT'S LOVELY. 1058 00:48:32,822 --> 00:48:34,563 [ INTRODUCTION TO "JOY TO THE WORLD" PLAYS ] 1059 00:48:40,743 --> 00:48:42,223 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] 1060 00:48:57,935 --> 00:48:58,805 [ SIGHS ] 1061 00:49:11,165 --> 00:49:14,342 ALL YOU LAZY, GOOD-FOR-NOTHING GOLDBRICKERS, DINNER IS SERVED. 1062 00:49:14,386 --> 00:49:17,084 [ LAUGHTER ] 1063 00:49:17,128 --> 00:49:18,085 MERRY CHRISTMAS. 1064 00:49:18,129 --> 00:49:19,217 All: MERRY CHRISTMAS. 1065 00:49:19,260 --> 00:49:20,783 GRANDMA! 1066 00:49:20,827 --> 00:49:22,307 Woman: DOESN'T IT LOOK GREAT? 1067 00:49:22,350 --> 00:49:27,007 THAT BIRD LOOKS GOOD! 1068 00:49:27,051 --> 00:49:28,356 WOW! 1069 00:49:28,400 --> 00:49:30,445 GRANDMA, I TOLD YOUNOT TO BRING ANYTHING. 1070 00:49:30,489 --> 00:49:33,405 HOW YOU GONNA FEED ALL THESE PEOPLE WITH ONE PIDDLY BIRD? 1071 00:49:37,409 --> 00:49:39,150 NOW, NOBODY EAT. GRANDMA'S GOTTA PEE. 1072 00:49:39,193 --> 00:49:40,934 [ LAUGHTER ] 1073 00:49:45,460 --> 00:49:47,636 SHE BROUGHT HER OWN TURKEY. 1074 00:49:47,680 --> 00:49:48,768 I KNOW. 1075 00:49:48,811 --> 00:49:49,638 I SAW. 1076 00:49:49,682 --> 00:49:52,815 ALBERT. ARE YOU STAYING? 1077 00:49:52,859 --> 00:49:54,208 OF COURSE. 1078 00:49:54,252 --> 00:49:55,688 WHAT ABOUT DEBBIE? 1079 00:49:55,731 --> 00:49:57,516 SHE'S WITH HER PARENTS.I'M GONNA MEET HER AFTER DINNER. 1080 00:49:57,559 --> 00:49:59,213 I DON'T HAVE A NAME CARD FOR YOU. 1081 00:49:59,257 --> 00:50:01,737 THAT'S OKAY. 1082 00:50:01,781 --> 00:50:03,261 I CAN REMEMBER MY OWN NAME. 1083 00:50:03,304 --> 00:50:04,392 OH, HERE, SIT THERE. 1084 00:50:04,436 --> 00:50:07,743 AUNT MARILYN GOT ARRESTED AGAIN. 1085 00:50:07,787 --> 00:50:09,006 Woman: TODD, PASS ME THE PEAS. 1086 00:50:09,049 --> 00:50:10,050 AAH! 1087 00:50:11,443 --> 00:50:15,273 [ TOILET FLUSHES ] 1088 00:50:15,316 --> 00:50:17,927 CAROLINA, HONEY, YOU'RE OUT OF TOILET PAPER. 1089 00:50:17,971 --> 00:50:19,016 OKAY,WHO WANTS TO SAY GRACE? 1090 00:50:19,059 --> 00:50:20,365 I DO. 1091 00:50:20,408 --> 00:50:22,062 OH, ALBERT, I LOVE YOU LIKE A SON, HONEY, 1092 00:50:22,106 --> 00:50:24,412 BUT YOU JEWISH PEOPLE, YOU CAN'T GO AND KILL CHRIST 1093 00:50:24,456 --> 00:50:26,806 AND THEN EXPECT TO HAVE A SIT-DOWN CONVERSATION WITH HIM LATER. 1094 00:50:26,849 --> 00:50:27,807 [ LAUGHTER ] 1095 00:50:27,850 --> 00:50:30,027 FINE. 1096 00:50:30,070 --> 00:50:31,028 HE'S ALL YOURS. 1097 00:50:31,071 --> 00:50:32,072 I'LL CHAT WITH HIM OVER DESSERT. 1098 00:50:32,116 --> 00:50:33,856 [ LAUGHTER ] 1099 00:50:36,076 --> 00:50:39,558 [ DOORBELL RINGS ] 1100 00:50:39,601 --> 00:50:40,863 I'LL GET IT. I'LL GET IT. 1101 00:50:40,907 --> 00:50:42,213 OH, GO AHEAD. CARRY ON. 1102 00:50:42,256 --> 00:50:43,953 WHO'S MISSING? 1103 00:50:43,997 --> 00:50:44,824 IT WAS THIS BIG! 1104 00:50:44,867 --> 00:50:45,868 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] 1105 00:50:50,003 --> 00:50:54,573 [ SNIFFS ] 1106 00:50:54,616 --> 00:50:56,705 EVERYBODY, THIS IS HEATH. 1107 00:50:56,749 --> 00:50:57,576 HEATH, EVERYBODY. 1108 00:50:57,619 --> 00:50:58,838 [ SILENCE ] 1109 00:50:58,881 --> 00:51:00,057 MY FAMILY. 1110 00:51:03,582 --> 00:51:05,192 [ CHUCKLES ] SORRY I'M LATE, EVERYONE. 1111 00:51:06,846 --> 00:51:08,891 HAPPY CHRISTMAS. 1112 00:51:08,935 --> 00:51:10,371 WINE! HOW LOVELY. 1113 00:51:10,415 --> 00:51:12,591 I-I THINK I HAVE AN OPENERIN THE KITCHEN. 1114 00:51:13,461 --> 00:51:17,552 [ British accent ] WHO THE HELL IS THAT?LANGUAGE, GIRL. 1115 00:51:17,596 --> 00:51:18,727 NO ONE KNOWSWHO THE HELL IT IS. 1116 00:51:20,120 --> 00:51:21,513 A LOT OF PEOPLE. 1117 00:51:21,556 --> 00:51:22,383 YEAH. 1118 00:51:25,169 --> 00:51:26,257 MMM. 1119 00:51:29,129 --> 00:51:30,609 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] 1120 00:51:42,664 --> 00:51:43,839 YOUR LIPSTICK'S SMEARED. 1121 00:51:43,883 --> 00:51:47,495 THANK YOU, MAINE. 1122 00:51:47,539 --> 00:51:48,496 GRANDMA, WILL YOU PLEASE SAY GRACE? 1123 00:51:48,540 --> 00:51:52,413 MM-HMM. CERTAINLY. 1124 00:51:52,457 --> 00:51:53,545 EVERYONE BOW THEIR HEADS, PLEASE. 1125 00:51:54,981 --> 00:51:57,244 LORD, BLESS MY FAMILY. 1126 00:51:57,288 --> 00:52:00,465 FILL THEIR BELLIES AND KEEP THEM WARM AND SAFE. 1127 00:52:00,508 --> 00:52:04,947 AND NOW, LORD, LET'S GET PERSONAL. 1128 00:52:04,991 --> 00:52:06,427 PLEASE FIND GEORGIA A MAN 1129 00:52:06,471 --> 00:52:08,168 TO DADDY THAT YOUNG 'UN THAT SHE'S CARRYING. 1130 00:52:08,212 --> 00:52:11,215 GRANDMA. GIVE MAINE THOSE LOTTERY NUMBERS 1131 00:52:11,258 --> 00:52:14,043 BEFORE SHE LOSES HER VIRGINITY ON THAT ROCKING HORSE. 1132 00:52:14,087 --> 00:52:18,570 LORD, LET MY TEDDY SETTLE DOWN AND PLANT SOME ROOTS. 1133 00:52:18,613 --> 00:52:20,224 LOOK OVER MY SISTER, MARILYN, 1134 00:52:20,267 --> 00:52:23,923 WHO, BLESS HER IGNORANT SOUL, IS BACK IN JAIL AGAIN. 1135 00:52:23,966 --> 00:52:25,794 ENLIGHTEN HER ABOUT CELLULAR TELEPHONES 1136 00:52:25,838 --> 00:52:28,754 AND CREDIT-CARD TRANSACTIONS, BOTH OF WHICH ARE TRACEABLE. 1137 00:52:30,843 --> 00:52:32,410 AND FINALLY, LORD... 1138 00:52:33,889 --> 00:52:39,330 ...BLESS MY CAROLINA'S HEART,FOR SHE IS THE BEST PART OF ME. 1139 00:52:49,122 --> 00:52:49,862 AMEN. 1140 00:52:49,905 --> 00:52:52,212 All: AMEN. 1141 00:52:52,256 --> 00:52:53,909 DADDY, I THINK YOU SHOULD CARVE THE TURKEY. 1142 00:53:04,050 --> 00:53:05,617 OKAY. 1143 00:53:05,660 --> 00:53:06,966 [ CHUCKLES ] 1144 00:53:07,009 --> 00:53:09,186 LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE GOT YOURSELFA DILEMMA, SON. 1145 00:53:09,229 --> 00:53:10,448 I GOT... 1146 00:53:10,491 --> 00:53:13,102 TWO FINE-LOOKING TURKEYS IN FRONT OF ME HERE. 1147 00:53:13,146 --> 00:53:16,584 AND I'M JUST ONE MAN. 1148 00:53:16,628 --> 00:53:19,674 I'D LIKE TO ASK AL TO GIVE ME A HAND. 1149 00:53:19,718 --> 00:53:20,806 Woman: AW, THERE YOU GO! 1150 00:53:20,849 --> 00:53:21,937 AL? 1151 00:53:21,981 --> 00:53:22,982 SHOW 'EM HOW TO DO IT, AL! 1152 00:53:23,025 --> 00:53:25,071 I'LL GO GET ANOTHER KNIFE. 1153 00:53:25,114 --> 00:53:26,942 ALL RIGHT, LET'S MOVE THIS MARTHA STEWART SHIT OUT OF THE WAY 1154 00:53:26,986 --> 00:53:29,858 AND TAKE THIS TURKEY DOWNIN FRONT OF YOU THEN, THEODORE. 1155 00:53:29,902 --> 00:53:34,254 SO, MAINE, WHAT KINDOF HORSES DO YOU RIDE? 1156 00:53:34,298 --> 00:53:35,821 DEAD ONES. 1157 00:53:36,996 --> 00:53:38,563 RIGHT. S-SO YOU WERE RAISED IN BRITAIN? 1158 00:53:38,606 --> 00:53:41,174 [ Normal voice ] I WAS RAISED RIGHT GODDAMN HERE. 1159 00:53:41,218 --> 00:53:42,741 SHH! LANGUAGE. 1160 00:53:42,784 --> 00:53:44,482 WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR ACCENT? 1161 00:53:44,525 --> 00:53:45,483 I'M OVER IT. 1162 00:53:45,526 --> 00:53:46,527 [ Laughs ] RIGHT. 1163 00:53:47,485 --> 00:53:49,269 NO, NO, EVERYONE HAS TO PASS TO THE RIGHT. 1164 00:53:49,313 --> 00:53:50,357 THIS WAY. 1165 00:53:50,401 --> 00:53:52,141 Man: OVER TO THE RIGHT. 1166 00:53:52,185 --> 00:53:54,840 OH, CONGRATULATIONS ON THE BABY. 1167 00:53:54,883 --> 00:53:55,667 WHERE'S THE FATHER-TO-BE? 1168 00:53:55,710 --> 00:53:59,714 OH, ONE-NIGHT STAND. 1169 00:53:59,758 --> 00:54:02,891 DADDY, UM, HEATH WORKS IN ADVERTISING. 1170 00:54:02,935 --> 00:54:04,284 Ted: OH, THAT'S GOOD WORK. 1171 00:54:04,328 --> 00:54:06,155 HAVE YOU, UM, YOU DONE ANYTHINGTHAT I MIGHT KNOW? 1172 00:54:06,199 --> 00:54:12,597 WELL, MY FIRM DID THOSE,UH, ABSOLUT VODKA-THEMED ADS. 1173 00:54:12,640 --> 00:54:16,644 YOU KNOW, THE... [ Imitating Sean Connery ] BOND, ABSOLUT BOND. 1174 00:54:16,688 --> 00:54:17,384 [ LAUGHS ] 1175 00:54:17,428 --> 00:54:19,473 OH, YEAH! 1176 00:54:19,517 --> 00:54:20,518 THAT WAS YOU? 1177 00:54:20,561 --> 00:54:22,346 [ LAUGHS ] 1178 00:54:22,389 --> 00:54:26,045 SO, UM, WHAT KIND OF WORKDO YOU DO, SIR? 1179 00:54:26,088 --> 00:54:27,220 [ CUTLERY CLATTERS ] 1180 00:54:27,264 --> 00:54:28,177 I'M A DRUNK. 1181 00:54:29,178 --> 00:54:31,180 [ LAUGHING ] 1182 00:54:31,224 --> 00:54:34,314 IT'S BEEN 30 DAYS SINCE MY LAST DRINK. 1183 00:54:34,358 --> 00:54:35,446 Carolina: DADDY, REALLY? 1184 00:54:35,489 --> 00:54:37,970 BIG LOVE, DADDY! 1185 00:54:38,013 --> 00:54:38,884 [ APPLAUSE ] 1186 00:54:38,927 --> 00:54:40,799 [ WHIMPERS ] 1187 00:54:40,842 --> 00:54:41,713 [ BARKS ] 1188 00:54:45,804 --> 00:54:47,196 IT'S ONLY 30 DAYS. 1189 00:54:47,240 --> 00:54:48,633 [ BARKING ] 1190 00:54:50,287 --> 00:54:51,070 OH! 1191 00:54:51,897 --> 00:54:52,985 [ LAUGHING ] 1192 00:54:54,378 --> 00:54:55,683 [ INDISTINCT SHOUTING ] 1193 00:54:56,945 --> 00:54:57,685 [ LAUGHTER ] 1194 00:54:57,729 --> 00:54:58,773 OH! 1195 00:55:00,079 --> 00:55:05,867 [ WHIMPERS ] 1196 00:55:05,911 --> 00:55:06,955 WHY?! 1197 00:55:06,999 --> 00:55:09,741 BECAUSE IF I LEAVE HER HOME ALONE, 1198 00:55:09,784 --> 00:55:11,569 SHE'S ONLY GONNA PEE ON MY SHOES. 1199 00:55:11,612 --> 00:55:12,483 [ LAUGHTER ] 1200 00:55:15,616 --> 00:55:21,100 DID I TELL YOU THE ONE ABOUT THE TIME I FOUND MARILYN PLAYING LOLLIPOP 1201 00:55:21,143 --> 00:55:22,580 WITH THE REVEREND UNDER THE TABLE? 1202 00:55:22,623 --> 00:55:23,668 [ SCATTERED LAUGHTER ] 1203 00:55:23,711 --> 00:55:24,843 HOW ABOUT A DIFFERENT STORY, GRANDMA? 1204 00:55:24,886 --> 00:55:25,844 OKAY. 1205 00:55:25,887 --> 00:55:27,411 UM... 1206 00:55:27,454 --> 00:55:28,847 UM... 1207 00:55:28,890 --> 00:55:32,503 OH, HMM... 1208 00:55:32,546 --> 00:55:34,722 HOW ABOUT THE TIME MARILYN HIT ME UPSIDE THE HEAD 1209 00:55:34,766 --> 00:55:36,158 WITH AN AX HANDLE? 1210 00:55:36,202 --> 00:55:38,683 Georgia: MMM! MNH-MNH! YES, TELL THAT ONE! 1211 00:55:38,726 --> 00:55:40,337 YEAH, HOW'D YOU GET BACK AT HER? RIGHT. 1212 00:55:40,380 --> 00:55:42,948 NOW, EVEN THOUGH I'M THE OLDEST AND MARILYN IS THE YOUNGEST, 1213 00:55:42,991 --> 00:55:47,082 SHE WAS ALWAYS BUILT LIKE A BRICK SHITHOUSE. 1214 00:55:47,126 --> 00:55:48,127 WHEN SHE WAS 10, 1215 00:55:48,170 --> 00:55:49,389 SHE DIDN'T HAVE THOSE BIG BOOBS 1216 00:55:49,433 --> 00:55:50,608 LIKE SHE'S GOT NOW. 1217 00:55:50,651 --> 00:55:52,436 WELL, SHE WAS WORRIED ABOUT THAT. 1218 00:55:52,479 --> 00:55:53,437 AND THERE WAS THIS DANCE COMING UP, 1219 00:55:53,480 --> 00:55:55,134 AND SO I SAID, "WELL, MARILYN, 1220 00:55:55,177 --> 00:55:57,528 "WHAT YOU GOTTA DO IS YOU GOTTA GET SOME CHICKEN MANURE. 1221 00:55:57,571 --> 00:56:00,444 "CHICKEN MANURE SPREAD ON THE BOOBIES 1222 00:56:00,487 --> 00:56:02,315 WILL MAKE THEM GROW FASTER." 1223 00:56:02,359 --> 00:56:03,838 [ Laughs ] AND SO SHE DID. 1224 00:56:03,882 --> 00:56:05,492 SHE SPREAD THIS CHICKEN MANURE AND SHE RUBBED. 1225 00:56:05,536 --> 00:56:07,625 AND SHE RUBBED AND SHE RUBBED. [ LAUGHS ] 1226 00:56:07,668 --> 00:56:11,106 AND SHE RUBBED FOR WEEKS. [ LAUGHS ] 1227 00:56:11,150 --> 00:56:12,499 OH, IT COMES THE TIME FOR THE DANCE. 1228 00:56:12,543 --> 00:56:13,587 SHE STANK TO HIGH HEAVEN. 1229 00:56:16,111 --> 00:56:19,158 AND THE FLIES WERE SWARMING ALL OVER HER. 1230 00:56:19,201 --> 00:56:20,420 [ LAUGHTER ] 1231 00:56:20,464 --> 00:56:24,381 SHE NEVER HIT ME UPSIDE THE HEAD 1232 00:56:24,424 --> 00:56:26,383 WITH THAT AX HANDLE AGAIN. 1233 00:56:26,426 --> 00:56:28,820 IS THAT WHY AUNT MARILYN'SA WHORE? 1234 00:56:28,863 --> 00:56:29,908 [ SILENCE ] 1235 00:56:31,475 --> 00:56:33,477 SHE'S NOT A WHORE, HONEY. SHE'S A MADAM. 1236 00:56:33,520 --> 00:56:37,437 SHE'S A MADAM 'CAUSE SHE LIKES MONEY WITHOUT TAXATION. 1237 00:56:37,481 --> 00:56:38,395 [ LAUGHTER ] 1238 00:56:38,438 --> 00:56:39,439 ANYONE FOR EGGNOG? 1239 00:56:39,483 --> 00:56:42,007 YEAH, I'LL HAVE SOME. THANKS, HONEY. 1240 00:56:42,050 --> 00:56:43,704 [ LAUGHS ] 1241 00:56:43,748 --> 00:56:47,447 SO, HEATH, COME OVER HERE, HONEY, AND SIT DOWN 1242 00:56:47,491 --> 00:56:48,840 AND TELL US ALL ABOUT YOURSELF. 1243 00:56:48,883 --> 00:56:50,232 COME ON. 1244 00:56:50,276 --> 00:56:52,104 ACTUALLY, MRS. MIRABEAU,I HAVE TO LEAVE, I'M AFRAID. 1245 00:56:52,147 --> 00:56:53,192 ANOTHER CHRISTMAS PARTY. 1246 00:56:53,235 --> 00:56:57,326 ONE OF THOSE BORING OFFICE THINGS. 1247 00:56:57,370 --> 00:56:58,893 WELL, I DON'T THINK... 1248 00:57:00,329 --> 00:57:03,507 CAN I TALK TO YOU FOR A SECOND? 1249 00:57:03,550 --> 00:57:05,422 SURE. 1250 00:57:05,465 --> 00:57:09,861 WELL, DID I TELL YOU THE ONE ABOUT WHEN I WAS PREGNANT? 1251 00:57:09,904 --> 00:57:11,776 NOW, LISTEN... 1252 00:57:11,819 --> 00:57:13,821 IF YOU HAVE TO LEAVE, LEAVE. 1253 00:57:13,865 --> 00:57:17,477 BUT FIRST, CAN YOU GO BACK IN THERE 1254 00:57:17,521 --> 00:57:20,524 AND TELL CAROLINA HOW MUCH MEETING HER FAMILY HAS MEANT TO YOU 1255 00:57:20,567 --> 00:57:22,830 AND -- AND HOW SPECIAL A DAY IT WAS FOR YOU? 1256 00:57:22,874 --> 00:57:24,005 CAN YOU DO THAT? 1257 00:57:24,049 --> 00:57:27,574 YEAH, I CAN DO THAT. 1258 00:57:27,618 --> 00:57:30,098 CAN I ASK YOU SOMETHING? 1259 00:57:30,142 --> 00:57:31,796 SHOOT. 1260 00:57:32,666 --> 00:57:34,189 YOU AND CAROLINA? 1261 00:57:34,233 --> 00:57:35,539 HAVE YOU GOT A THING GOING ON? 1262 00:57:36,801 --> 00:57:37,802 NO. 1263 00:57:39,020 --> 00:57:40,674 NO THING. 1264 00:57:45,331 --> 00:57:47,202 [ LAUGHING ] MERRY CHRISTMAS, YOU GUYS. 1265 00:57:47,246 --> 00:57:50,249 GOOD NIGHT, EVERYONE. WE'RE OFF TO THE RACES. 1266 00:57:50,292 --> 00:57:51,206 I'LL CALL YOUTOMORROW. 1267 00:57:51,250 --> 00:57:53,295 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] 1268 00:57:53,339 --> 00:57:54,949 OH! 1269 00:57:54,993 --> 00:57:56,168 [ LAUGHING ] 1270 00:57:56,211 --> 00:57:59,737 OOH, ALBERT,YOU'RE QUITE THE DANCER. 1271 00:57:59,780 --> 00:58:01,521 WELL... 1272 00:58:01,565 --> 00:58:02,696 I HAD A GOOD TIME. 1273 00:58:03,828 --> 00:58:04,872 I DID. 1274 00:58:06,308 --> 00:58:11,226 [ SIGHS ] YOU GOT YOUR WISH. 1275 00:58:11,270 --> 00:58:12,793 HMM? 1276 00:58:12,837 --> 00:58:14,578 BUT NEXT CHRISTMAS IS GONNABE IN MY BACKYARD AGAIN. 1277 00:58:14,621 --> 00:58:16,405 YOU GOT IT? 1278 00:58:16,449 --> 00:58:18,364 I DO. 1279 00:58:18,407 --> 00:58:20,322 IT'S A LOT HARDER THAN I THOUGHT IT WAS GONNA BE. 1280 00:58:20,366 --> 00:58:24,370 YOU MAKE IT LOOK VERY EASY. 1281 00:58:24,413 --> 00:58:26,285 THANK YOU. 1282 00:58:26,328 --> 00:58:27,808 I LOVE YOU, YOU KNOW. 1283 00:58:31,812 --> 00:58:33,205 I LOVE YOU, TOO, PET. 1284 00:58:35,773 --> 00:58:39,428 UH, THAT HEATH PERSONOF YOURS -- 1285 00:58:39,472 --> 00:58:40,734 NICE BOY. 1286 00:58:40,778 --> 00:58:43,171 ISN'T HE, THOUGH? 1287 00:58:43,215 --> 00:58:46,523 BUT STIFFER THAN A PREACHER'SDICK AT A WEDDING. 1288 00:58:46,566 --> 00:58:47,741 NIGHT, PUNKIN. 1289 00:58:54,269 --> 00:58:55,575 [ SIGHS ] 1290 00:59:01,973 --> 00:59:02,887 [ KNOCK ON DOOR ] 1291 00:59:02,930 --> 00:59:04,323 YEAH? 1292 00:59:07,805 --> 00:59:08,588 HEY. 1293 00:59:08,632 --> 00:59:09,981 HEY. 1294 00:59:10,024 --> 00:59:12,636 I, UM, FORGOT TO GIVE YOU MY CHRISTMAS PRESENT. 1295 00:59:12,679 --> 00:59:14,159 CLOSE YOUR EYES. 1296 00:59:14,202 --> 00:59:14,942 OKAY. 1297 00:59:19,643 --> 00:59:20,774 [ DOOR CLOSES ] 1298 00:59:25,257 --> 00:59:26,780 OPEN 'EM. 1299 00:59:26,824 --> 00:59:28,086 Both: MERRY CHRISTMAS! 1300 00:59:28,129 --> 00:59:29,653 WE'RE THE CLEANING QUEENS OF WEST HOLLYWOOD. 1301 00:59:29,696 --> 00:59:32,960 ARE YOU READY? 5, 6, 7, 8. 1302 00:59:33,004 --> 00:59:35,267 ♪ DUSTING AND SWEEPING AND SCRUBBING WITH COMET ♪ 1303 00:59:35,310 --> 00:59:38,357 ♪ WE'LL CLEAN YOUR MESS UP FROM BLOODSTAINS TO VOMIT ♪ 1304 00:59:38,400 --> 00:59:39,750 ♪ THE SWIFFER ♪ THE HOOVER 1305 00:59:39,793 --> 00:59:40,925 ♪ I'M GOOD WITH A HOSE 1306 00:59:40,968 --> 00:59:43,144 ♪ SMELLS CAN'T OUTRUN US 1307 00:59:43,188 --> 00:59:44,537 ♪ 'CAUSE I'M GOOD WITH MY NOSE ♪ 1308 00:59:44,581 --> 00:59:46,060 ♪ GET THE STAINS OUT 1309 00:59:46,104 --> 00:59:47,061 ♪ SCRUB THAT TILE GROUT 1310 00:59:47,105 --> 00:59:50,935 ♪ USE DEEP-CLEANING FOAM 1311 00:59:50,978 --> 00:59:53,111 ♪ WE'LL PASS THE RED-GLOVE TEST IN NO TIME AT ALL ♪ 1312 00:59:53,154 --> 00:59:55,200 WE'LL EVEN FêNG SHUI YOUR HOME. MM-HMM. 1313 00:59:55,243 --> 00:59:56,593 ♪ THE CLEANING QUEENS OH! 1314 00:59:57,768 --> 01:00:01,249 OH, THAT WAS GREAT. I JUST HEARD A CLASS RING FALL OUT. 1315 01:00:01,293 --> 01:00:03,600 SO, LEAVE THE DISHES TO THE EXPERTS 1316 01:00:03,643 --> 01:00:04,644 AND COME WITH ME. 1317 01:00:09,170 --> 01:00:10,607 WHAT IS IT? 1318 01:00:11,738 --> 01:00:14,045 OH, NEW "DAPHNE" GALLEYS. LET ME SEE. 1319 01:00:18,397 --> 01:00:19,703 YOU PUT YOUR OWN NAME ON A "DAPHNE" BOOK? 1320 01:00:19,746 --> 01:00:21,574 IT'S NOT A "DAPHNE" BOOK. 1321 01:00:21,618 --> 01:00:22,619 IT'S MY BOOK. 1322 01:00:23,968 --> 01:00:26,971 HERE, IF YOU...TURN THE PAGE, THERE. 1323 01:00:31,976 --> 01:00:33,542 "FOR CAROLINA." 1324 01:00:33,586 --> 01:00:35,109 ALBERT, THAT'S... 1325 01:00:35,153 --> 01:00:37,329 I THINK I'M GONNA CRY. 1326 01:00:37,372 --> 01:00:38,722 I'VE BEEN WRITING IT ON AND OFF 1327 01:00:38,765 --> 01:00:43,204 FOR ABOUT A YEAR NOW. 1328 01:00:43,248 --> 01:00:44,379 IT'S ABOUT US, REALLY. 1329 01:00:44,423 --> 01:00:46,468 I MEAN, SORT OF. I MEAN, IT -- 1330 01:00:46,512 --> 01:00:49,950 IT'S INSPIRED BY US. 1331 01:00:49,994 --> 01:00:50,821 IS IT...BAD? 1332 01:00:51,952 --> 01:00:52,997 NO. 1333 01:00:53,040 --> 01:00:55,695 IT'S -- IT -- 1334 01:00:55,739 --> 01:00:58,698 IT'S, UH... 1335 01:00:58,742 --> 01:01:00,091 IT'S A LOVE STORY, CAROLINA. 1336 01:01:02,180 --> 01:01:05,357 IT'S EVERYTHINGI'VE BEEN AFRAID TO SAY, 1337 01:01:05,400 --> 01:01:07,794 EVERYTHINGTHAT I FEEL ABOUT YOU. 1338 01:01:09,404 --> 01:01:12,886 ALBERT... OH, MY GOD. 1339 01:01:12,930 --> 01:01:14,540 I MEAN, ME AND DEBBIE,YOU AND HEATH -- 1340 01:01:14,583 --> 01:01:17,151 T-THEY'RE GREAT PEOPLE, YEAH,BUT THEY'RE NOT OUR PEOPLE. 1341 01:01:17,195 --> 01:01:19,632 CAROLINA... 1342 01:01:19,676 --> 01:01:22,026 THIS ISN'T HARD. 1343 01:01:22,069 --> 01:01:24,376 WE WERE FRIENDS FIRST, 1344 01:01:24,419 --> 01:01:26,378 WHICH IS WHAT'S GONNA MAKE US LAST. 1345 01:01:32,471 --> 01:01:34,429 I THINK I BETTER GO CHECKON THE CLEANING CREW. 1346 01:01:34,473 --> 01:01:35,474 OH. 1347 01:01:36,910 --> 01:01:38,477 PLEASE DON'T WALK OUT THAT DOOR. 1348 01:01:47,268 --> 01:01:48,617 THIS IS ALL SO SUDDEN. 1349 01:01:48,661 --> 01:01:51,316 I -- YOU TELL ME THAT YOU WROTE A BOOK ABOUT US 1350 01:01:51,359 --> 01:01:52,883 AND THAT YOU WANT US... 1351 01:01:54,188 --> 01:01:55,363 THAT'S NOT FAIR, REALLY. 1352 01:01:58,802 --> 01:02:00,151 I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN. I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN. 1353 01:02:00,194 --> 01:02:01,805 THIS IS WHAT YOU DOWITH EVERY GUY THAT YOU MEET. 1354 01:02:01,848 --> 01:02:02,893 BUT... 1355 01:02:02,936 --> 01:02:05,373 THE JOKE'S ON ME, ISN'T IT? 1356 01:02:05,417 --> 01:02:07,158 BECAUSE I THOUGHT I WAS DIFFERENT. 1357 01:02:07,201 --> 01:02:08,507 YOU ARE DIFFERENT. 1358 01:02:09,856 --> 01:02:11,728 YOU CAN'T JUST SPRING THIS ON ME. 1359 01:02:14,731 --> 01:02:15,601 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY. 1360 01:02:18,038 --> 01:02:19,605 YOU JUST SAID IT. 1361 01:02:24,001 --> 01:02:25,916 [ DOOR OPENS ] 1362 01:02:25,959 --> 01:02:26,960 [ DOOR CLOSES ] 1363 01:02:45,239 --> 01:02:46,806 [ PANTING ] 1364 01:02:50,331 --> 01:02:53,465 WHY AREN'T YOU OUT WITH HEATH ON NEW YEAR'S EVE, CAROLINA? 1365 01:02:53,508 --> 01:02:56,511 HE DIDN'T CALL. 1366 01:02:56,555 --> 01:02:57,774 WHAT ABOUT ALBERT? 1367 01:02:57,817 --> 01:02:59,819 WHAT DO YOU WANT TO WEAR TONIGHT? 1368 01:02:59,863 --> 01:03:02,779 MM-MM. YOU DECIDE. 1369 01:03:02,822 --> 01:03:03,736 IS ERNIE STILL MARRIED? 1370 01:03:03,780 --> 01:03:05,346 THE ZIPPER'S BUSTED. 1371 01:03:05,390 --> 01:03:08,480 OF COURSE ERNIE'S MARRIED. 1372 01:03:08,523 --> 01:03:10,264 HOW COME YOU'RE DATING A MARRIED MAN? 1373 01:03:10,308 --> 01:03:12,832 GRANDMA SKIPS THAT COMMANDMENT, MAINE. 1374 01:03:12,876 --> 01:03:14,094 THAT'S A GOOD ONE. 1375 01:03:14,138 --> 01:03:15,182 THANK YOU, HONEY. 1376 01:03:16,227 --> 01:03:18,098 NOW, YOU KNOW, AFTER A WHILE YOU LEARN 1377 01:03:18,142 --> 01:03:20,753 THAT THE RULES OF THE WORLD DON'T HAVE TO APPLY TO YOU. 1378 01:03:20,797 --> 01:03:21,928 YOU THINK ABOUT IT. 1379 01:03:26,367 --> 01:03:28,326 IT'S ALL NONSENSE. 1380 01:03:28,369 --> 01:03:29,806 HMM? 1381 01:03:29,849 --> 01:03:30,894 IT IS. 1382 01:03:30,937 --> 01:03:33,418 WE'RE HERE. WE DIE. 1383 01:03:33,461 --> 01:03:38,162 [ INHALES, EXHALES SHARPLY ] 1384 01:03:38,205 --> 01:03:40,512 NOW, WHEN I MET YOUR GRANDPA HERSCHEL, 1385 01:03:40,555 --> 01:03:41,861 WE WAS BOTH 15. 1386 01:03:41,905 --> 01:03:45,212 HE COULD DRINK A WHOLE, ENTIRE BOTTLE OF SODA 1387 01:03:45,256 --> 01:03:46,257 AND NEVER TAKE A BREATH. 1388 01:03:46,300 --> 01:03:47,562 [ LAUGHS ] 1389 01:03:47,606 --> 01:03:49,216 AND HE HAD VERY CLEAN FINGERNAILS, 1390 01:03:49,260 --> 01:03:51,175 SO I MARRIED HIM. 1391 01:03:51,218 --> 01:03:55,179 AND WHEN HE DIED, MY TRUE LOVE DIED. 1392 01:03:55,222 --> 01:03:57,442 SOURED ME ON MY HOME. 1393 01:03:57,485 --> 01:04:00,532 SO ME AND MY BOY, TEDDY, WE COME WEST. 1394 01:04:00,575 --> 01:04:02,708 AND... 1395 01:04:02,751 --> 01:04:06,494 HERE I AM, A SINGLE GRANDMA. 1396 01:04:06,538 --> 01:04:14,415 AND WHENEVER I NEED A MAN, I GOT ERNIE. 1397 01:04:14,459 --> 01:04:17,288 WE HAVE AN UNDERSTANDING BETWEEN US. 1398 01:04:17,331 --> 01:04:20,030 AND, GIRLS, THAT IS A LOT IN THIS WORLD. 1399 01:04:22,815 --> 01:04:23,598 MM-HMM. 1400 01:04:25,252 --> 01:04:25,949 OOH. 1401 01:04:25,992 --> 01:04:30,344 [ LAUGHS ] 1402 01:04:30,388 --> 01:04:32,738 THANK YOU FOR MAKING ME SO PRESENTABLE 1403 01:04:32,781 --> 01:04:34,566 ON NEW YEAR'S EVE. 1404 01:04:34,609 --> 01:04:36,350 [ LAUGHTER ] 1405 01:04:38,178 --> 01:04:40,267 [ FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING ] 1406 01:04:43,705 --> 01:04:44,663 EVENING, MILLIE. 1407 01:04:44,706 --> 01:04:46,491 EVENING, ERNIE. THANK YOU. 1408 01:04:46,534 --> 01:04:48,580 YEAH. 1409 01:04:48,623 --> 01:04:49,624 MY, YOU LOOK NICE TONIGHT. 1410 01:04:49,668 --> 01:04:51,061 OKAY, THANK YOU. 1411 01:04:51,104 --> 01:04:54,107 THAT'S A BEAUTIFUL DRESS YOU HAVE ON, MILLIE. 1412 01:04:54,151 --> 01:04:54,934 THANK YOU. 1413 01:04:56,631 --> 01:04:58,503 NOW, REMEMBER... 1414 01:04:58,546 --> 01:05:01,158 GOD SAID "CELEBRATE,"NOT "CELIBATE." 1415 01:05:01,201 --> 01:05:04,857 [ CHUCKLES ] 1416 01:05:04,901 --> 01:05:06,293 OH, LET ME GET THAT. 1417 01:05:06,337 --> 01:05:07,207 THANKS, ERNIE. 1418 01:05:07,251 --> 01:05:08,295 SEE YOU.BYE. 1419 01:05:08,339 --> 01:05:10,602 BYE![ DOOR CLOSES ] 1420 01:05:10,645 --> 01:05:12,517 SO, WHAT DO YOU GUYS WANT TO DO ON NEW YEAR'S EVE? 1421 01:05:12,560 --> 01:05:15,433 GET DRUNK AND WATCH THE BALL DROP. 1422 01:05:15,476 --> 01:05:16,260 WHAT ELSE? 1423 01:05:16,303 --> 01:05:17,435 SOUNDS GOOD. 1424 01:05:17,478 --> 01:05:18,958 WHAT'S "CELIBATE"? 1425 01:05:19,002 --> 01:05:22,570 PEEKABOO! 1426 01:05:22,614 --> 01:05:23,702 [ BARKING ] 1427 01:05:23,745 --> 01:05:25,530 [ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ] 1428 01:05:25,573 --> 01:05:28,576 ♪ AND DO, DO, DO-DO 1429 01:05:30,622 --> 01:05:31,318 OKAY! 1430 01:05:31,362 --> 01:05:32,189 AAH! 1431 01:05:33,538 --> 01:05:34,278 [ CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS ] 1432 01:05:37,063 --> 01:05:46,855 ♪ THE NIGHT CAN SEEM TO LAST FOREVER ♪ 1433 01:05:46,899 --> 01:05:52,383 ♪ CONVINCE YOU YOU'LL NEVER SEE THE MORNING SUN ♪ 1434 01:05:52,426 --> 01:05:55,255 ♪ SHINING LIKE A LONG-LOST FRIEND ♪ 1435 01:05:55,299 --> 01:06:00,173 ♪ BUT IN TIME, THE DAWN WILL APPEAR ♪ 1436 01:06:00,217 --> 01:06:03,524 ♪ AND TAKE AWAY YOUR FEAR 1437 01:06:03,568 --> 01:06:11,924 ♪ OPEN UP THE SKY AND OPEN UP YOUR HEART AGAIN ♪ 1438 01:06:11,968 --> 01:06:15,014 ♪ WHEN THE MORNING COMES, THE SUN'S GONNA SHINE ♪ 1439 01:06:15,058 --> 01:06:18,017 ♪ IT'LL TAKE US BACK TO A BETTER TIME ♪ 1440 01:06:18,061 --> 01:06:19,801 ♪ WHEN THE MORNING COMES 1441 01:06:19,845 --> 01:06:26,721 ♪ WE'LL BE LOOKING AT A BRIGHTER DAY ♪ 1442 01:06:26,765 --> 01:06:28,985 ♪ I KNOW 1443 01:06:29,028 --> 01:06:34,686 ♪ IT'S HARD TO BELIEVE THAT WE CAN LIVE THE DREAM ♪ 1444 01:06:34,729 --> 01:06:38,385 ♪ THE DREAM THAT'S IN OUR HEARTS ♪ 1445 01:06:38,429 --> 01:06:41,171 ♪ THAT WE THOUGHT WAS SO FAR AWAY ♪ 1446 01:06:41,214 --> 01:06:42,520 ♪ AND IF WE TRY... 1447 01:06:42,563 --> 01:06:46,045 A BOY, BUT I HAD A DREAMLAST NIGHT IT WAS A GIRL, 1448 01:06:46,089 --> 01:06:47,568 SO MAYBEI'M JUST HAVING TWINS. 1449 01:06:47,612 --> 01:06:49,353 ♪ TO A HAPPY-EVER-AFTER 1450 01:06:49,396 --> 01:06:52,182 WELL, IF YOU --IF YOU HAVE A GIRL OR A BOY, 1451 01:06:52,225 --> 01:06:53,357 YOU COULD STILL USE THIS, RIGHT? 1452 01:06:53,400 --> 01:06:54,575 WELL, IT HAS -- HERE'S WHAT I MEAN -- 1453 01:06:54,619 --> 01:06:57,187 IT HAS, LIKE, ROCKETS AND CARS AND STUFF. 1454 01:06:57,230 --> 01:06:58,884 AND I'M A GIRL. I LIKE ROCKETS AND CARS. 1455 01:06:58,927 --> 01:06:59,798 AND IT HAS STARS. 1456 01:06:59,841 --> 01:07:03,149 16, 9, 4, AND 27. 1457 01:07:03,193 --> 01:07:04,672 16. 1458 01:07:04,716 --> 01:07:05,847 [ British accent ] 26! 1459 01:07:05,891 --> 01:07:07,588 26. 1460 01:07:07,632 --> 01:07:11,549 ♪ A BRIGHTER DAY-AY-AY 1461 01:07:16,032 --> 01:07:18,425 Albert: OH, THERE ARE TONS OF JEWISH ROCK STARS. 1462 01:07:18,469 --> 01:07:19,426 NO, WAIT. OKAY. 1463 01:07:19,470 --> 01:07:20,471 NAME ONE. NAME TWO. 1464 01:07:20,514 --> 01:07:21,515 ALL RIGHT. 1465 01:07:21,559 --> 01:07:24,692 YOU KNOW BOB DYLAN'S JEWISH, RIGHT? 1466 01:07:24,736 --> 01:07:26,390 RIGHT. UH, TWISTED SISTER. 1467 01:07:26,433 --> 01:07:28,218 HE'S -- YOU KNOW, THEY HAVE THIS, LIKE, REALLY LONG HAIR 1468 01:07:28,261 --> 01:07:30,611 AND ALL THESE PIERCINGSAND STUFF. 1469 01:07:30,655 --> 01:07:32,570 THEY SOMETIMES STILL COME BY. 1470 01:07:32,613 --> 01:07:34,702 AND, UH... 1471 01:07:34,746 --> 01:07:36,095 [ DOORS CLOSE ] 1472 01:07:36,139 --> 01:07:37,270 [ KEYBOARD CLACKING ] 1473 01:07:38,967 --> 01:07:42,797 [ SLOW-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ] 1474 01:07:42,841 --> 01:07:44,364 HERE YOU GO, HON. 1475 01:07:44,408 --> 01:07:45,452 WHERE'S ALBERT? 1476 01:07:45,496 --> 01:07:47,150 WE'VE MISSED YOUR FACESAROUND HERE. 1477 01:07:47,193 --> 01:07:49,587 THANKS, IT'S -- IT'S NICE TO BE MISSED. 1478 01:07:59,423 --> 01:08:01,120 IS THIS SEAT TAKEN? 1479 01:08:01,164 --> 01:08:02,426 H-HOW DID YOU FIND ME? 1480 01:08:02,469 --> 01:08:04,689 I STOPPED BYYOUR APARTMENT YESTERDAY, 1481 01:08:04,732 --> 01:08:05,733 BUT YOU WEREN'T THERE. 1482 01:08:05,777 --> 01:08:07,735 THEN ALBERT TOLD ME YOU COME HERE 1483 01:08:07,779 --> 01:08:09,302 EVERY MONDAY MORNING FOR PANCAKES. 1484 01:08:09,346 --> 01:08:11,522 SO YOU SAW ALBERT? 1485 01:08:11,565 --> 01:08:14,133 MMM. 1486 01:08:14,177 --> 01:08:15,178 CAN I SIT DOWN? 1487 01:08:21,445 --> 01:08:25,884 I'M SORRY FOR NOT RETURNINGYOUR CALLS, CAROLINA. 1488 01:08:25,927 --> 01:08:28,191 [ Laughs ] YEAH. 1489 01:08:28,234 --> 01:08:29,366 WELL, WE SLEEP TOGETHER, 1490 01:08:29,409 --> 01:08:30,802 AND YOU DON'T CALL ME FOR FIVE MONTHS. 1491 01:08:30,845 --> 01:08:33,500 THAT'S PRETTY TYPICAL AROUND THESE PARTS. 1492 01:08:33,544 --> 01:08:37,113 I HAD TO GO BACK TO ENGLANDAND HOLD A FEW HANDS. 1493 01:08:43,597 --> 01:08:46,644 TO BE HONEST...I SORT OF GOT COLD FEET. 1494 01:08:48,428 --> 01:08:53,781 BUT LOOK, I BROUGHT YOUSOMETHING BY WAY OF ATONEMENT. 1495 01:08:53,825 --> 01:08:57,350 WELL, OPEN IT. 1496 01:08:57,394 --> 01:08:59,831 YOUR STATION IS ONE OF OUR CLIENTS 1497 01:08:59,874 --> 01:09:02,181 AND I MADE A FEW CALLS. 1498 01:09:02,225 --> 01:09:03,226 YOU GOT ME MY JOB BACK? 1499 01:09:03,269 --> 01:09:05,619 UH-HUH. 1500 01:09:05,663 --> 01:09:08,144 WOW. 1501 01:09:08,187 --> 01:09:13,279 THAT IS REAL... PRINCE CHARMING KIND OF STUFF. 1502 01:09:13,323 --> 01:09:14,498 [ LAUGHS ] 1503 01:09:14,541 --> 01:09:16,064 TO THE RESCUE AND ALL THAT. 1504 01:09:16,108 --> 01:09:17,544 BUT? 1505 01:09:19,067 --> 01:09:21,244 I'M SORRY. 1506 01:09:21,287 --> 01:09:26,553 I SHOULDN'T HAVE INVITED YOU TO CHRISTMAS DINNER. 1507 01:09:26,597 --> 01:09:29,687 IT WAS TOO SOON TO THROW YOU INTO THE MIRABEAUS LIKE THAT. 1508 01:09:29,730 --> 01:09:32,080 IT'S JUST I WAS FEELING SO SURE OF MYSELF. 1509 01:09:33,995 --> 01:09:38,478 THE THING IS... 1510 01:09:38,522 --> 01:09:41,438 I WAS TRYING TO FORCESOMEONE -- YOU -- INTO MY LIFE. 1511 01:09:41,481 --> 01:09:42,656 AND IT'S LIKE YOU'RE 1512 01:09:42,700 --> 01:09:44,528 THIS BEAUTIFUL, EXPENSIVE ITALIAN SUIT, 1513 01:09:44,571 --> 01:09:47,226 AND I JUST DON'T HAVE THE FAINTEST IDEA WHERE I'M GONNA WEAR YOU. 1514 01:09:47,270 --> 01:09:48,445 IT -- 1515 01:09:50,011 --> 01:09:55,234 M-ME AND MY FAMILY... THEY'RE ALL THAT I HAVE. 1516 01:09:55,278 --> 01:09:57,323 AND... 1517 01:09:57,367 --> 01:09:59,891 WE'RE JUST NOT SUIT PEOPLE. 1518 01:10:01,458 --> 01:10:07,594 THAT'S THE FIRST TIMEI'VE EVER BEEN CALLEDAN ITALIAN SUIT. 1519 01:10:07,638 --> 01:10:09,640 BUT I-I THINK I KNOWWHAT YOU'RE SAYING. 1520 01:10:12,382 --> 01:10:13,861 IT'S FUNNY. 1521 01:10:13,905 --> 01:10:16,386 I ALWAYS THOUGHT OF MYSELFAS THIS, UH, GREAT COMMUNICATOR. 1522 01:10:16,429 --> 01:10:19,693 I MEAN, ADVERTISING AND ALL THAT, BUT, UH, 1523 01:10:19,737 --> 01:10:22,566 I SORT OF BLEW IT WITH YOU... 1524 01:10:22,609 --> 01:10:23,915 THIS TIME. 1525 01:10:23,958 --> 01:10:25,221 DIDN'T I? 1526 01:10:39,147 --> 01:10:41,019 Georgia: AAAAH! 1527 01:10:41,062 --> 01:10:42,499 OWWWW! 1528 01:10:42,542 --> 01:10:43,848 AAAAH! 1529 01:10:43,891 --> 01:10:46,416 BREATHE SLOW. BREATHE SLOW. 1530 01:10:46,459 --> 01:10:47,417 SLOW, OUT. 1531 01:10:47,460 --> 01:10:49,506 AAH!THAT'S THE WAY I DID IT. 1532 01:10:49,549 --> 01:10:51,595 I KNOW WHAT YOU'REGOING THROUGH. SLOW IN. 1533 01:10:51,638 --> 01:10:53,640 NOW, SWEETHEART, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO PUSH HARDER. 1534 01:10:53,684 --> 01:10:54,772 WAIT. WAIT, WAIT, I GOT SOME HELP. 1535 01:10:54,815 --> 01:10:57,688 VERY GOOD. SOMETHING'S CROWNING. 1536 01:10:57,731 --> 01:10:58,689 HERE, HERE, HERE, HERE. OH, HERE IT COMES. 1537 01:10:58,732 --> 01:11:00,821 HERE. BITE! BITE HARD! 1538 01:11:00,865 --> 01:11:01,561 [ SPITS ] 1539 01:11:01,605 --> 01:11:03,824 WHAT IS THAT?! 1540 01:11:03,868 --> 01:11:05,391 THAT WAS THE DOGGIE TREAT. 1541 01:11:05,435 --> 01:11:06,349 ONE MORE GOOD PUSH. 1542 01:11:06,392 --> 01:11:07,654 I CAN'T! 1543 01:11:07,698 --> 01:11:09,047 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT. COME HERE. 1544 01:11:09,090 --> 01:11:11,832 COME HERE! NOW, LISTEN TO ME. 1545 01:11:11,876 --> 01:11:13,312 I'M YOUR GRANDMOTHER. YOU HEARING ME? 1546 01:11:13,356 --> 01:11:15,706 NOW, YOU BREATHE DEEP AND YOU PUSH HARD. 1547 01:11:15,749 --> 01:11:17,621 YOU PUSH AND YOU PUSH! 1548 01:11:17,664 --> 01:11:20,450 YOU PUSH HARDER, HARDER, HARDER, HARDER, 1549 01:11:20,493 --> 01:11:22,016 OR I'M GONNA GO DOWN THERE AND GET A PLUNGER 1550 01:11:22,060 --> 01:11:23,844 AND SUCK THAT BABY OUT OF YOU! 1551 01:11:23,888 --> 01:11:25,672 AAAAH! 1552 01:11:25,716 --> 01:11:27,283 OKAY. ALL RIGHT. 1553 01:11:27,326 --> 01:11:28,675 OPEN UP!AAAAH! 1554 01:11:28,719 --> 01:11:32,375 I KNOW, I KNOW. 1555 01:11:32,418 --> 01:11:34,768 [ CRYING ]AW, HE'S SO CUTE. 1556 01:11:36,161 --> 01:11:37,293 AW! 1557 01:11:37,336 --> 01:11:40,339 HE'S SUCH A BEAUTIFUL BABY BOY! 1558 01:11:40,383 --> 01:11:42,298 I'M GONNA NAME HIM CALIFORNIA... 1559 01:11:42,341 --> 01:11:44,735 CAL FOR SHORT. 1560 01:11:44,778 --> 01:11:46,171 GEORGIA, YOU LOOK JUST LIKE A FAIRY PRINCESS. 1561 01:11:46,214 --> 01:11:48,042 NOW, JUST GIVE ME A LITTLE LOOK AT THIS. 1562 01:11:48,086 --> 01:11:49,130 I WANT TO SEE YOU CLOSE UP. 1563 01:11:49,174 --> 01:11:50,741 OH! 1564 01:11:50,784 --> 01:11:53,483 [ CRYING ] 1565 01:11:53,526 --> 01:11:56,094 OH, HE'S SO PRECIOUS. 1566 01:11:56,137 --> 01:11:59,140 HEY, SOMETHING WRONG WITH HIS EYES. 1567 01:11:59,184 --> 01:12:00,359 UM... 1568 01:12:00,403 --> 01:12:01,317 YOU KNOW, THEY'RE CROOKED. 1569 01:12:01,360 --> 01:12:03,101 [ LAUGHS ] 1570 01:12:03,144 --> 01:12:05,495 GEORGIA PEACH... [ SNIFFS ] 1571 01:12:05,538 --> 01:12:07,235 YOU BEEN EATING TOO MANY EGG ROLLS? 1572 01:12:08,236 --> 01:12:09,977 OH, THERE YOU GO, HONEY. 1573 01:12:10,021 --> 01:12:12,066 [ LAUGHS ]EASY THERE. 1574 01:12:12,110 --> 01:12:12,806 [ CRIES ] 1575 01:12:12,850 --> 01:12:14,417 [ ELEVATOR BELL DINGS ] 1576 01:12:14,460 --> 01:12:16,201 [ COOING ] 1577 01:12:23,164 --> 01:12:25,341 OH, I'M JUST SO GLADYOU COULD MAKE IT, SON. 1578 01:12:25,384 --> 01:12:27,168 I'M SORRY I'M LATE. I HAD AN A.A. MEETING. 1579 01:12:27,212 --> 01:12:28,692 OH, WHY DON'T YOU JUST SHOVELYOUR SORRYS ELSEWHERE, 1580 01:12:28,735 --> 01:12:30,084 'CAUSE WE ARE FULL. 1581 01:12:30,128 --> 01:12:32,217 I HAD A MEETING... 1582 01:12:32,260 --> 01:12:32,783 SHUT! 1583 01:12:32,826 --> 01:12:34,567 ...MOTHER. 1584 01:12:34,611 --> 01:12:38,789 CALIFORNIA THEODORE MIRABEAU. 1585 01:12:38,832 --> 01:12:40,312 THAT'S HIS NAME, LORD HELP HIM. 1586 01:12:40,356 --> 01:12:44,142 YOU WERE CALLED 22 HOURS AGO, 1587 01:12:44,185 --> 01:12:47,188 AND THAT GIRL STILL NAMED HER BABY AFTER YOU. 1588 01:12:47,232 --> 01:12:49,713 NOW, HOW MUCH OF THATA.A. CRAP YOU GONNA DO 1589 01:12:49,756 --> 01:12:52,890 BEFORE YOU REALIZE HOW MUCHLIFE YOU ARE MISSING? 1590 01:12:54,457 --> 01:12:56,415 YOU WANT THE CARD, MOTHER? 1591 01:12:58,548 --> 01:13:00,811 Maine: AW, HE'S SO CUTE! 1592 01:13:06,251 --> 01:13:09,210 ALL I'VE DONE IS SCREW UP YOU GIRLS' LIVES, HAVEN'T I? 1593 01:13:10,473 --> 01:13:13,389 YOU COULD...TRY HARDER. 1594 01:13:39,066 --> 01:13:40,067 [ Thinking ] MONDAY, TUESDAY, 1595 01:13:40,111 --> 01:13:41,504 WEDNESDAY, THURSDAY, FRIDAY. 1596 01:13:41,547 --> 01:13:42,766 WHAT DAY SHOULD I BUY MY TICKET? 1597 01:13:45,377 --> 01:13:50,077 MONDAY, TUESDAY, WEDNESDAY, THURSDAY, FRIDAY. 1598 01:13:50,121 --> 01:13:52,166 TODAY, TOMORROW, DAY AFTER TOMORROW. 1599 01:13:52,210 --> 01:13:55,126 MONDAY, TUESDAY, WEDNESDAY, THURSDAY, FRIDAY. 1600 01:13:59,609 --> 01:14:01,175 WEDNESDAY, THURSDAY, FRIDAY. 1601 01:14:01,219 --> 01:14:02,786 THURSDAY, THURSDAY! FRIDAY, FRIDAY! 1602 01:14:02,829 --> 01:14:04,440 FRIDAY, FRIDAY... TODAY! 1603 01:14:04,483 --> 01:14:06,267 [ HORSE WHINNIES ] 1604 01:14:24,808 --> 01:14:25,635 GOING TO SCHOOL. 1605 01:14:25,678 --> 01:14:27,158 BYE! 1606 01:14:32,642 --> 01:14:36,515 [ BEEPING ] 1607 01:14:36,559 --> 01:14:38,125 GOOD BREASTS, GOOD BOOBS,YOU KNOW?[ CELLPHONE RINGING ] 1608 01:14:38,169 --> 01:14:39,039 THAT'S WHAT I LIKE. 1609 01:14:41,215 --> 01:14:43,435 HELLO? 1610 01:14:43,479 --> 01:14:44,436 Millie: Carolina... 1611 01:14:44,480 --> 01:14:46,264 I need you to go to the bookstore. 1612 01:14:46,307 --> 01:14:49,267 UH, OKAY. I'LL GO TONIGHT. 1613 01:14:49,310 --> 01:14:51,051 MNH-MNH.YOU'LL GO TODAY, 3:00. 1614 01:14:51,095 --> 01:14:52,313 I'M WORKING ALL DAY, GRANDMA. 1615 01:14:52,357 --> 01:14:54,794 For once in your life, you do what I tell you. 1616 01:14:54,838 --> 01:14:56,709 My book comes in at 3:00 P.M. today 1617 01:14:56,753 --> 01:14:59,451 at that bookstore that you like. 1618 01:14:59,495 --> 01:15:01,801 THEY WON'T HOLD ITA MOMENT AFTER THAT, HONEY. 1619 01:15:01,845 --> 01:15:04,804 I DON'T KNOW, THERE'S SOMEKIND OF RUN GOING ON IT. 1620 01:15:04,848 --> 01:15:06,545 ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, I'LL GO. I'LL GET IT FOR YOU. 1621 01:15:06,589 --> 01:15:08,286 BYE-BYE, HONEY. 1622 01:15:20,167 --> 01:15:22,474 EMILY, WHAT'S THE DEALWITH THE CANDY BARS? PREGNANT? 1623 01:15:22,518 --> 01:15:23,257 [ LAUGHS ] 1624 01:15:23,301 --> 01:15:24,781 ALL RIGHT. SEE YOU. 1625 01:15:24,824 --> 01:15:26,217 NEXT. 1626 01:15:26,260 --> 01:15:30,047 ONE TICKET. 1627 01:15:30,090 --> 01:15:31,657 YOU GOT I.D.? 1628 01:15:33,224 --> 01:15:34,834 NO I.D., NO 24 MILLION. 1629 01:15:34,878 --> 01:15:36,488 I MUST PLAY. THIS IS THE WEEK. 1630 01:15:36,532 --> 01:15:37,533 THE HORSE TOLD ME SO. 1631 01:15:37,576 --> 01:15:38,577 [ SARCASTICALLY WHINNIES ] 1632 01:15:38,621 --> 01:15:40,840 YOU LISTEN TO ME, SCUMBUCKET! 1633 01:15:40,884 --> 01:15:43,060 THAT HORSE SHUDDERED ME. THESE ARE THE WINNING NUMBERS. 1634 01:15:43,103 --> 01:15:44,191 THEY'RE GOING TO WIN TODAY, 1635 01:15:44,235 --> 01:15:45,149 AND YOU'RE GOING TO SELL ME A TICKET. 1636 01:15:45,192 --> 01:15:46,585 RIGHT NOW! 1637 01:15:46,629 --> 01:15:49,414 NO I.D., NO TICKET. 1638 01:15:50,981 --> 01:15:55,289 AAAAH! 1639 01:15:55,333 --> 01:15:57,204 NEXT. 1640 01:15:57,248 --> 01:15:58,945 HI, ERNIE. 1641 01:16:00,077 --> 01:16:02,906 WHY AIN'T SHE IN SCHOOL? 1642 01:16:02,949 --> 01:16:04,647 SHE TRIED TO BUY A LOTTERYTICKET AT THE LIQUOR STORE. 1643 01:16:04,690 --> 01:16:06,344 THAT DIDN'T WORK, SO SHE CAME TO ME, 1644 01:16:06,387 --> 01:16:07,911 ASKED ME TO DO IT FOR HER. 1645 01:16:07,954 --> 01:16:10,435 DID YOU BUY HER THE TICKET, ERNIE? 1646 01:16:10,478 --> 01:16:12,480 CONSIDERING HOW SHE LOOKED,I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE BETTER 1647 01:16:12,524 --> 01:16:14,091 IF I BROUGHT HER HOMETO YOU FIRST, 1648 01:16:14,134 --> 01:16:15,962 SEE WHAT YOU WANTED ME TO DO. 1649 01:16:16,006 --> 01:16:17,355 THANK YOU FOR THAT. 1650 01:16:17,398 --> 01:16:19,096 CALL ME IF YOU NEED ME,MILLIE. 1651 01:16:19,139 --> 01:16:21,011 I'LL CALL YOU IF I NEED YOU, ERNIE. 1652 01:16:25,929 --> 01:16:27,017 MAINE! 1653 01:16:27,060 --> 01:16:28,540 YOU SAIDI HAD TO KNOW THE DAY! 1654 01:16:28,584 --> 01:16:30,803 TODAY THE HORSE'S SPIRIT ENTERED ME, 1655 01:16:30,847 --> 01:16:34,938 AND TODAY WAS THE DAY I WASSUPPOSED TO WIN $24 MILLION! 1656 01:16:34,981 --> 01:16:36,374 HONEY, THAT IS CRAZY. 1657 01:16:36,417 --> 01:16:37,680 [ Crying ] I'M NOT CRAZY! 1658 01:16:37,723 --> 01:16:41,031 WHY DON'T YOU BELIEVE ME? 1659 01:16:41,074 --> 01:16:42,554 HONEY, OKAY.[ SOBBING ] 1660 01:16:42,598 --> 01:16:44,338 OKAY. OKAY, BABY. COME ON, SIT DOWN. 1661 01:16:44,382 --> 01:16:45,601 WHY DON'T YOU BELIEVE ME?SIT DOWN. 1662 01:16:45,644 --> 01:16:46,427 SIT DOWN! 1663 01:16:46,471 --> 01:16:49,169 NOW, LISTEN TO ME. 1664 01:16:49,213 --> 01:16:50,736 IT'S NOT ABOUT ME BELIEVING YOU. 1665 01:16:50,780 --> 01:16:52,172 IT ISN'T. 1666 01:16:52,216 --> 01:16:54,827 IT -- IT'S ABOUT WHERE YOU PUT YOUR DREAMS, HONEY. 1667 01:16:54,871 --> 01:16:57,917 NOW, I'M NOT ASKING YOU TO BE A NORMAL CHILD, 1668 01:16:57,961 --> 01:16:59,745 'CAUSE THAT'S NOT THE MIRABEAU WAY. 1669 01:16:59,789 --> 01:17:01,529 I'M JUST ASKING THAT YOU BE A LITTLE BIT SMARTER 1670 01:17:01,573 --> 01:17:03,444 ABOUT YOUR CRAZY SIDE, OKAY? 1671 01:17:03,488 --> 01:17:06,186 OKAY? 1672 01:17:06,230 --> 01:17:06,926 YEAH? 1673 01:17:06,970 --> 01:17:07,927 YEAH. 1674 01:17:07,971 --> 01:17:09,842 OKAY. 1675 01:17:09,886 --> 01:17:10,843 THAT'S MY BABY. 1676 01:17:10,887 --> 01:17:12,018 UH-HUH. 1677 01:17:12,062 --> 01:17:14,020 GOOD GIRL. 1678 01:17:14,064 --> 01:17:17,110 HI, DO YOU HAVE A BOOKON HOLD FOR MIRABEAU? 1679 01:17:34,519 --> 01:17:36,086 YOU KNOW, HE'S HERE RIGHT NOW. 1680 01:17:36,129 --> 01:17:37,653 THE AUTHOR. HE'S GIVING A READING. 1681 01:17:40,917 --> 01:17:42,222 [ DOOR CLOSES ] 1682 01:17:42,266 --> 01:17:46,444 I'M GOING TO THE MARKET, GIRLS. 1683 01:17:46,487 --> 01:17:48,925 YOU TAKE CARE OF MY LITTLEBABY, MY LITTLE SWEETHEART. 1684 01:17:51,579 --> 01:17:56,019 MAINE... 1685 01:17:56,062 --> 01:17:59,675 NO MORE TRIPS TO LIQUOR STORES DRESSED UP LIKE A HARLOT. 1686 01:17:59,718 --> 01:18:00,763 YOU UNDERSTAND ME? 1687 01:18:00,806 --> 01:18:02,721 I'LL KEEP AN EYE ON HER. 1688 01:18:02,765 --> 01:18:04,114 OKAY. 1689 01:18:17,388 --> 01:18:18,606 [ CAR DOOR CLOSES ] 1690 01:18:18,650 --> 01:18:20,826 [ ENGINE TURNS OVER ] 1691 01:18:20,870 --> 01:18:24,874 "CAROLINA STOOD UP NAKED OUT OF THE TUB 1692 01:18:24,917 --> 01:18:26,876 "AND ASKED FOR A TOWEL. 1693 01:18:26,919 --> 01:18:28,573 "LOOKING AT THE FLOOR, HE HELD ONE OPEN, 1694 01:18:28,616 --> 01:18:30,096 "AND AS SHE MOVED INTO IT, 1695 01:18:30,140 --> 01:18:35,798 "HER FOREHEAD CAME TO REST ON HIS RIGHT SHOULDER. 1696 01:18:35,841 --> 01:18:38,104 "WATER FROM HER HAIR STAINED HIS SHIRT... 1697 01:18:38,148 --> 01:18:41,673 "AND CHILLED HIS SKIN. 1698 01:18:41,717 --> 01:18:43,762 "HER FACE WAS NOW SO CLOSE TO HIS 1699 01:18:43,806 --> 01:18:44,937 "THAT SHE LOOKED DISTORTED, 1700 01:18:44,981 --> 01:18:47,244 "AND IT CAME AS A TERRIBLE SURPRISE 1701 01:18:47,287 --> 01:18:50,508 THAT HE LOVED HER EVEN MORE AT THIS PROXIMITY." 1702 01:18:50,551 --> 01:18:51,944 [ CELLPHONE RINGS ] 1703 01:18:51,988 --> 01:18:54,773 "HE REALIZED, HOWEVER, THAT TO HER, 1704 01:18:54,817 --> 01:18:56,557 HE WOULD NEVER BE MORE THAN A CLOSE FRIEND..." 1705 01:18:56,601 --> 01:18:58,168 HELLO? "AND LATER, ALONE IN HIS APARTMENT..." 1706 01:18:58,211 --> 01:19:00,387 MAINE. NO, NOT NOW. 1707 01:19:00,431 --> 01:19:01,606 I'M -- I'M BUSY. 1708 01:19:03,782 --> 01:19:04,652 MAI-- 1709 01:19:04,696 --> 01:19:07,394 MAINE, S-STOP CRYING, HONEY. 1710 01:19:07,438 --> 01:19:08,961 "SITTING ON A CHAIR..." 1711 01:19:15,359 --> 01:19:17,274 LET ME TALK TO THE POLICE. 1712 01:19:21,408 --> 01:19:22,583 [ ELEVATOR BELL DINGS ] 1713 01:19:30,940 --> 01:19:32,289 EXCUSE ME, UM... 1714 01:19:32,332 --> 01:19:34,204 I'M CAROLINA MIRABEAU. 1715 01:19:34,247 --> 01:19:36,119 I-I WAS BROUGHT HERE -- 1716 01:19:36,162 --> 01:19:37,381 I WAS TOLD THAT... 1717 01:19:37,424 --> 01:19:39,296 MY GRANDMOTHER DIED IN A CAR ACCIDENT. 1718 01:19:43,343 --> 01:19:44,605 MIRABEAU. 1719 01:20:07,628 --> 01:20:09,979 [ INDISTINCT TALKING ] 1720 01:20:27,648 --> 01:20:29,650 HAVE A NICE DAY. 1721 01:20:29,694 --> 01:20:30,521 NEXT. 1722 01:20:30,564 --> 01:20:31,696 HI, I'M HERE TO PICK UP 1723 01:20:31,739 --> 01:20:33,916 MY GRANDMOTHER'S THINGS FROM HER CAR. 1724 01:20:33,959 --> 01:20:36,657 IT'S THE RED CHEVELLE. 1725 01:20:36,701 --> 01:20:37,876 MILLICENT MIRABEAU WAS HER NAME. 1726 01:20:37,920 --> 01:20:40,270 HERE'S MY I.D. 1727 01:20:40,313 --> 01:20:44,927 THAT'LL BE $128. 1728 01:20:44,970 --> 01:20:45,449 WHAT? 1729 01:20:45,492 --> 01:20:46,798 $128. 1730 01:20:46,842 --> 01:20:48,713 TOW, TAX, STORAGE, RELEASE. 1731 01:20:48,756 --> 01:20:51,629 FINE. OKAY. 1732 01:20:51,672 --> 01:20:52,935 HERE. 1733 01:20:52,978 --> 01:20:54,066 DON'T TAKE CREDIT. 1734 01:20:54,110 --> 01:20:55,589 DON'T TAKE CHECKS. 1735 01:20:55,633 --> 01:20:59,463 CASH ONLY. 1736 01:20:59,506 --> 01:21:00,899 A-ALL RIGHT, I'LL BRING CASH TOMORROW. 1737 01:21:00,943 --> 01:21:03,902 JUST GIVE ME HER THINGS, PLEASE. 1738 01:21:03,946 --> 01:21:05,686 WELL, I CAN'T DO THAT. 1739 01:21:06,862 --> 01:21:09,429 ALL I WANT IS HER STUFF. 1740 01:21:09,473 --> 01:21:11,170 I -- SHE WAS KILLED YESTERDAY. 1741 01:21:11,214 --> 01:21:12,389 DOESN'T THAT MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU? 1742 01:21:12,432 --> 01:21:14,782 WELL, I'M SORRYFOR YOUR LOSS, MA'AM, 1743 01:21:14,826 --> 01:21:18,351 BUT, UH, I'M RUNNING A BUSINESS HERE. 1744 01:21:18,395 --> 01:21:20,832 SIR, THIS IS NOT ABOUT YOUR BUSINESS! 1745 01:21:20,876 --> 01:21:22,094 THIS IS ABOUT SOMEONE'S LIFE, OKAY? 1746 01:21:22,138 --> 01:21:22,790 GIVE ME THAT! 1747 01:21:22,834 --> 01:21:23,617 WHOA! 1748 01:21:23,661 --> 01:21:24,923 YOU BASTARD! 1749 01:21:24,967 --> 01:21:26,229 [ Crying ] THIS IS NOT -- 1750 01:21:26,272 --> 01:21:29,928 HOW DARE YOU! THOSE ARE MY GRANDMOTHER'S THINGS! 1751 01:21:29,972 --> 01:21:32,539 GIVE THAT TO ME! JESUS! 1752 01:21:32,583 --> 01:21:33,932 THOSE ARE MY GRANDMOTHER'S THINGS! 1753 01:21:33,976 --> 01:21:36,848 THOSE ARE NOT YOURS, THOSE ARE MINE! 1754 01:21:36,892 --> 01:21:37,893 [ SOBBING ] 1755 01:21:50,296 --> 01:21:53,909 I...NEVER GOT TO SAY GOODBYE. 1756 01:21:57,434 --> 01:21:58,783 THANK YOU. 1757 01:22:06,617 --> 01:22:07,748 [ CRYING ] 1758 01:22:24,026 --> 01:22:26,245 YOUR DADDY WASN'T ALWAYS A DRUNK, YOU KNOW. 1759 01:22:26,289 --> 01:22:28,987 HE TOOK GOOD CARE OF YOU GIRLS... 1760 01:22:29,031 --> 01:22:30,641 RIGHT UP UNTIL THE TIME THAT YOUR MAMA PASSED. 1761 01:22:30,684 --> 01:22:35,167 YEAH, I KNOW ALL THAT,AUNT MARILYN. 1762 01:22:35,211 --> 01:22:37,256 SHE DIED AND THEN HE STARTED DRINKING. 1763 01:22:37,300 --> 01:22:38,257 YEAH. 1764 01:22:38,301 --> 01:22:39,955 BUT, BABY... 1765 01:22:39,998 --> 01:22:41,913 IT'S THE PART BEFORE THAT... 1766 01:22:41,957 --> 01:22:43,959 THAT NOBODY EVER TOLD YOU ABOUT. 1767 01:22:47,484 --> 01:22:49,181 MAINLY BECAUSE... 1768 01:22:49,225 --> 01:22:51,401 WELL, GRANDMA TOLD ME THAT SHE'D... 1769 01:22:51,444 --> 01:22:55,796 TOSS ME INTO A VAT OF CHICKEN MANURE IF I DID. 1770 01:22:55,840 --> 01:22:56,972 [ LAUGHS ] 1771 01:22:59,496 --> 01:23:01,541 YOUR GRANDMA SAVED YOUR LIFE. 1772 01:23:01,585 --> 01:23:03,065 WHAT? 1773 01:23:03,108 --> 01:23:07,634 WELL, YOU SEE... 1774 01:23:07,678 --> 01:23:09,462 YOUR MAMA HAD RICH PARENTS. 1775 01:23:09,506 --> 01:23:12,726 SO WHEN THEY LEARNED THAT YOUR MAMA GOT KNOCKED UP... 1776 01:23:12,770 --> 01:23:18,254 THEY TOOK HER STRAIGHT TO THE ABORTION CLINIC. 1777 01:23:18,297 --> 01:23:21,213 SEE, YOUR GRANDMA HAD A DIFFERENT VIEW. 1778 01:23:25,739 --> 01:23:28,394 SHE MARCHED RIGHT INTO THAT PLACE 1779 01:23:28,438 --> 01:23:34,052 LIKE A FIERY-WINGED BANSHEE FROM HELL. 1780 01:23:34,096 --> 01:23:35,662 NOW, THAT'S MY BOY'S BABY IN THERE, 1781 01:23:35,706 --> 01:23:37,055 AND IT'S GONNA GET BORN 1782 01:23:37,099 --> 01:23:38,709 IF I HAVE TO SHOOT EVERY LAST ONE OF Y'ALL. 1783 01:23:38,752 --> 01:23:40,319 OUTSIDE, MISSY. 1784 01:23:40,363 --> 01:23:41,973 OUT. 1785 01:24:01,558 --> 01:24:03,734 SURE AS SHIT'S QUIET AROUND HERE WITHOUT HER, 1786 01:24:03,777 --> 01:24:04,952 AIN'T IT? 1787 01:24:31,066 --> 01:24:32,197 [ LAUGHS ] 1788 01:24:34,286 --> 01:24:45,689 [ CRYING ] 1789 01:24:45,732 --> 01:24:47,560 IT'S OKAY, CAL. 1790 01:24:47,604 --> 01:24:49,736 IT'S OKAY. SEE? 1791 01:24:49,780 --> 01:24:50,868 Man on TV: AND NOW, THE WINNING LOTTERY NUMBERS. 1792 01:24:52,652 --> 01:24:53,697 4. 1793 01:24:53,740 --> 01:24:55,438 27. 1794 01:24:55,481 --> 01:24:56,221 27. 1795 01:24:56,265 --> 01:24:57,092 7. 1796 01:24:57,135 --> 01:24:58,049 7. 1797 01:24:58,093 --> 01:24:59,920 16. 1798 01:24:59,964 --> 01:25:01,270 16. 1799 01:25:01,313 --> 01:25:02,009 9. 1800 01:25:02,053 --> 01:25:03,010 9. 1801 01:25:03,054 --> 01:25:03,794 26. 1802 01:25:05,143 --> 01:25:09,016 AND 26. 1803 01:25:09,060 --> 01:25:10,366 GOOD LUCK, EVERYONE. IT'S A BIG ONE. 1804 01:25:10,409 --> 01:25:12,019 Woman: HEY, HEY, HEY, CALIFORNIA, 1805 01:25:12,063 --> 01:25:15,022 WOW, TONIGHT'S JACKPOT IS HUGE. 1806 01:25:15,066 --> 01:25:16,328 I HOPE YOU GOT YOUR LUCKY PICKS HERE, 1807 01:25:16,372 --> 01:25:18,025 'CAUSE HERE WE GO. 1808 01:25:18,069 --> 01:25:19,375 THOSE WERE MY NUMBERS. 1809 01:25:19,418 --> 01:25:20,941 [ CRYING ] 1810 01:25:49,840 --> 01:25:52,190 "DEAR GRANDMA MIRABEAU, IT'S TIME TO COME CLEAN. 1811 01:25:52,234 --> 01:25:53,713 "I'M DAPHNE ST. CLAIRE. 1812 01:25:53,757 --> 01:25:56,673 Albert: "YEP, ME. 1813 01:25:56,716 --> 01:25:57,804 "I DIDN'T TELL YOU AT FIRST BECAUSE YOUR COMMENTS 1814 01:25:57,848 --> 01:25:59,241 "WERE ALWAYS SO REFRESHING. 1815 01:25:59,284 --> 01:26:00,938 "I HOPE YOU LIKE THIS BOOK. 1816 01:26:00,981 --> 01:26:03,897 "THERE'S A LOT OF TALKING, 1817 01:26:03,941 --> 01:26:06,378 "BUT THERE'S A LOT OF LOVING IN IT, TOO. 1818 01:26:06,422 --> 01:26:07,945 "TAKE CARE OF HER FOR ME. 1819 01:26:07,988 --> 01:26:08,859 ALBERT." 1820 01:26:35,929 --> 01:26:38,236 I HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU. 1821 01:26:38,280 --> 01:26:39,672 WHAT IS IT? 1822 01:26:39,716 --> 01:26:41,196 OPEN IT AND FIND OUT. 1823 01:26:47,245 --> 01:26:49,247 ARE THOSE LOTTERY TICKETS? 1824 01:26:49,291 --> 01:26:51,249 THEY WERE IN GRANDMA'S CAR... 1825 01:26:51,293 --> 01:26:53,077 IN THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT. 1826 01:26:53,120 --> 01:26:56,907 SHE WAS PLAYING MY NUMBERS? 1827 01:26:56,950 --> 01:26:58,213 YEP. 1828 01:26:58,256 --> 01:26:59,779 EVERY DAY. 1829 01:26:59,823 --> 01:27:04,393 WELL, DID GRANDMA PLAY THEMTHE DAY OF THE ACCIDENT? 1830 01:27:04,436 --> 01:27:06,177 THE DAY THAT MAINE'S NUMBERS WON? 1831 01:27:09,267 --> 01:27:14,533 NO. 1832 01:27:14,577 --> 01:27:16,274 THAT MEANS IT WAS MY FAULT. 1833 01:27:16,318 --> 01:27:18,798 SHE WAS DRIVING TO THE STORE TO PLAY MY NUMBERS. 1834 01:27:18,842 --> 01:27:20,800 IT WAS NOT YOUR FAULT, MAINE. 1835 01:27:20,844 --> 01:27:26,066 IT WAS THE DRUNK DRIVER WHO RAN A RED LIGHT'S FAULT. 1836 01:27:26,110 --> 01:27:27,198 SHE BELIEVED IN YOU. 1837 01:27:27,242 --> 01:27:28,504 THAT'S WHY SHE PLAYED YOUR NUMBERS. 1838 01:27:31,768 --> 01:27:34,510 ARE YOU SAD YOU DIDN'T WINTHE MONEY? 1839 01:27:34,553 --> 01:27:38,427 NO. 1840 01:27:38,470 --> 01:27:40,298 IT PROBABLY WOULD'VE RUINED MY LIFE. 1841 01:27:40,342 --> 01:27:41,952 MONEY DOES THAT, YOU KNOW? 1842 01:27:41,995 --> 01:27:46,696 WHAT'S IMPORTANT IS THAT I WAS RIGHT. 1843 01:27:46,739 --> 01:27:47,871 AND I'M NOT GOING CRAZY, 1844 01:27:47,914 --> 01:27:49,394 BECAUSE I WAS RIGHT ABOUT MY NUMBERS. 1845 01:27:49,438 --> 01:27:50,526 I WAS RIGHT. 1846 01:27:59,665 --> 01:28:01,406 [ DIALING ] 1847 01:28:03,800 --> 01:28:05,541 [ Ringing ] 1848 01:28:12,591 --> 01:28:14,854 Hello, this is Albert. I'm out of town on a book tour. 1849 01:28:14,898 --> 01:28:16,943 Please leave a message. [ Beep ] 1850 01:28:16,987 --> 01:28:18,249 ALBERT... 1851 01:28:28,390 --> 01:28:30,043 [ Crying ] GRANDMA DIED. 1852 01:28:35,701 --> 01:28:36,920 [ BEEPS ][ SIGHS ] 1853 01:28:47,496 --> 01:28:48,671 THANK YOU FOR COMING. 1854 01:28:48,714 --> 01:28:50,673 OF COURSE. 1855 01:28:50,716 --> 01:28:52,849 I JUST WISHTHAT I'D KNOWN EARLIER. 1856 01:28:52,892 --> 01:28:54,981 I'M SO SORRYI MISSED THE FUNERAL. 1857 01:28:55,025 --> 01:28:56,853 MAINE CUSSED OUT THE MINISTER 1858 01:28:56,896 --> 01:28:58,594 FOR CALLING HER MILLIE INSTEAD OF GRANDMA. 1859 01:29:01,336 --> 01:29:04,904 I GOT THE LETTER YOU SENT TO HER. 1860 01:29:04,948 --> 01:29:06,210 ALBERT -- 1861 01:29:06,253 --> 01:29:09,039 CAROLINA --WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. LET ME FINISH. 1862 01:29:09,082 --> 01:29:13,565 I KNOW I HAD THIS IMAGE IN MY HEAD OF THE PERFECT GUY. 1863 01:29:13,609 --> 01:29:16,699 BUT IT WAS JUST AN IMAGE, IT WASN'T A FACE. 1864 01:29:16,742 --> 01:29:18,091 YOU ARE THE FACE. 1865 01:29:23,575 --> 01:29:25,316 YOUR USUAL. 1866 01:29:26,926 --> 01:29:28,885 MNH-MNH.NO, I'M SORRY, BUT NO. 1867 01:29:46,598 --> 01:29:49,427 SAVE. SAVE. SAVE. 1868 01:30:11,841 --> 01:30:13,451 WHERE'S YOUR HOOKERS? 1869 01:30:13,495 --> 01:30:15,845 OH, THEY'RE GONNA BE HERE SOON, HONEY. 1870 01:30:15,888 --> 01:30:18,064 WHY? 1871 01:30:18,108 --> 01:30:21,024 I JUST READ "LADY CHATTERLEY'S LOVER." 1872 01:30:21,067 --> 01:30:22,417 I THINK I HAVE SOME QUESTIONS. 1873 01:30:22,460 --> 01:30:24,897 OH, YOU DO, DO YOU? 1874 01:30:24,941 --> 01:30:26,072 [ LAUGHS ] 1875 01:30:27,596 --> 01:30:28,510 [ SMOOCHES ] 1876 01:30:28,553 --> 01:30:32,339 I THINK HE WANTS HIS DADDY. 1877 01:30:32,383 --> 01:30:33,993 HOW YOU DOIN'?[ CRYING ] 1878 01:30:34,037 --> 01:30:36,474 CHANG MOVED IN LAST WEEK. 1879 01:30:36,518 --> 01:30:37,475 OH, WELCOME! 1880 01:30:37,519 --> 01:30:39,477 [ BARKING ] 1881 01:30:39,521 --> 01:30:42,959 [ LAUGHTER ] 1882 01:30:43,002 --> 01:30:45,222 OH, WHAT A LOVELY LITTLE FUR PERSON! 1883 01:30:45,265 --> 01:30:46,484 Man on radio: AND IT'S A LINE DRIVE OUT... 1884 01:30:46,528 --> 01:30:48,225 HEY! OH! 1885 01:30:48,268 --> 01:30:49,400 HEY, CAL! 1886 01:30:49,444 --> 01:30:51,533 [ CHUCKLES ] 1887 01:30:51,576 --> 01:30:52,925 HELLO, BOOBY! 1888 01:30:52,969 --> 01:30:56,625 HEY! 1889 01:30:56,668 --> 01:30:58,583 HEY, YOU KNOW WHO'S PLAYING? 1890 01:30:58,627 --> 01:30:59,932 HUH? 1891 01:30:59,976 --> 01:31:02,674 YOU KNOW, I, UM, QUIT MY JOBAT "THE PERFECT DATE." 1892 01:31:03,588 --> 01:31:04,589 REALLY? 1893 01:31:05,764 --> 01:31:09,942 DO YOU, UM, DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING ELSE? 1894 01:31:09,986 --> 01:31:11,683 YEAH, I'M WORKINGON A NEW CABLE SHOW -- 1895 01:31:11,727 --> 01:31:14,512 MAKING DOCUMENTARIES,DOING RESEARCH AND STUFF. 1896 01:31:14,556 --> 01:31:15,818 OH, WOW! 1897 01:31:15,861 --> 01:31:18,516 OH, THAT'S GREAT. CONGRATULATIONS, CAROLINA. 1898 01:31:18,560 --> 01:31:20,257 YEAH, I LIKE IT. I LIKE IT A LOT. 1899 01:31:27,917 --> 01:31:29,658 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 1900 01:31:29,701 --> 01:31:32,312 YOUR GRANDMA ALWAYSASKED ME HERE, AND... 1901 01:31:32,356 --> 01:31:36,447 WELL, A LITTLE LATE,BUT, UM, BUT HERE I AM. 1902 01:31:36,491 --> 01:31:38,405 OKAY. 1903 01:31:41,496 --> 01:31:43,236 [ INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS ] 1904 01:31:44,977 --> 01:31:45,891 OKAY. 1905 01:31:45,935 --> 01:31:49,634 I THINK WE'RE READY. 1906 01:31:49,678 --> 01:31:51,114 [ COOING ] WHO WILL CARVE THE TURKEY? 1907 01:31:51,157 --> 01:31:52,071 I WILL. 1908 01:31:52,115 --> 01:31:53,159 WELL, WHO'S GONNA SAY GRACE? 1909 01:31:53,203 --> 01:31:55,031 BOW YOUR HEADS. 1910 01:31:55,074 --> 01:31:57,903 AS GRANDMA WOULD SAY... 1911 01:31:57,947 --> 01:31:59,557 LORD, BLESS THIS FAMILY. 1912 01:31:59,601 --> 01:32:04,562 FILL THEIR BELLIES AND KEEP THEM SAFE AND WARM. 1913 01:32:04,606 --> 01:32:08,348 THANK YOU FOR GIVING GEORGIA AND CHANG A PERFECT BABY, 1914 01:32:08,392 --> 01:32:10,437 CROOKED EYES AND ALL.[ CRIES ] 1915 01:32:10,481 --> 01:32:13,440 THANK YOU FOR NOT MAKING MAINE TOO NORMAL. 1916 01:32:15,573 --> 01:32:18,576 THANK YOU FOR TAKING CARE OF GRANDMA. 1917 01:32:18,620 --> 01:32:21,492 SHE CAN MAKE YOUR LIFE HELL, BUT NOBODY LOVED US BETTER. 1918 01:32:23,581 --> 01:32:26,541 AND NOW, LORD -- 1919 01:32:26,584 --> 01:32:27,542 LET'S GET PERSONAL. 1920 01:32:34,636 --> 01:32:41,207 I'VE EATEN THANKSGIVING DINNERIN THE BACKYARD OF THIS HOUSE 1921 01:32:41,251 --> 01:32:43,470 FOR THE LAST THREE YEARS, 1922 01:32:43,514 --> 01:32:45,603 AND I PLAN ON DOING ITFOR THE NEXT 50. 1923 01:33:04,361 --> 01:33:06,668 [ LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE ] 1924 01:33:56,543 --> 01:34:00,417 ♪ YOU MAKE MY WORDS INTO A SONG ♪ 1925 01:34:00,460 --> 01:34:04,290 ♪ YOU MAKE MY DAYLIGHT OUT OF DAWN ♪ 1926 01:34:04,334 --> 01:34:08,381 ♪ YOU'RE LIKE THE CHOIR SINGING ♪ 1927 01:34:08,425 --> 01:34:10,427 ♪ OH, LET IT BE ♪ 1928 01:34:10,470 --> 01:34:13,996 ♪ YOU ARE THE BEST PART OF ME 1929 01:34:14,039 --> 01:34:17,826 ♪ YOU'RE WHERE I END AND WHERE I START ♪ 1930 01:34:17,869 --> 01:34:25,094 ♪ YOU ARE THE POSTMARK ON MY HEART ♪ 1931 01:34:25,137 --> 01:34:29,054 ♪ YOU'RE ALL THE RIVERS FLOWING INTO THE SEA ♪ 1932 01:34:29,098 --> 01:34:32,536 ♪ YOU ARE THE BEST PART OF ME 1933 01:34:32,579 --> 01:34:33,972 ♪ YOU ARE THE BEST PART OF ME 1934 01:34:34,016 --> 01:34:35,887 ♪ WHEN ALL YOUR DREAMS 1935 01:34:35,931 --> 01:34:39,151 ♪ AND ALL OF YOUR WISHES 1936 01:34:39,195 --> 01:34:43,025 ♪ FINALLY TURN OUT RIGHT 1937 01:34:43,068 --> 01:34:49,248 ♪ THE IN-BETWEENS AND ALL THE NEAR-MISSES ♪ 1938 01:34:49,292 --> 01:34:53,339 ♪ SLOWLY FADE FROM SIGHT 1939 01:34:53,383 --> 01:34:56,603 ♪ YOU ARE THE PUZZLE PIECE I MISSED ♪ 1940 01:34:56,647 --> 01:35:03,306 ♪ YOU ARE THE PLOT WITHOUT A TWIST ♪ 1941 01:35:03,349 --> 01:35:07,049 ♪ ALL THIS AND MORE OF WHAT I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE ♪ 1942 01:35:07,092 --> 01:35:10,835 ♪ YOU ARE THE BEST PART OF ME 1943 01:35:10,879 --> 01:35:13,011 ♪ YOU ARE THE BEST PART OF ME 1944 01:35:13,055 --> 01:35:17,755 ♪ ALL OF MY LIFE NEVER SEEMED EMPTY ♪ 1945 01:35:17,799 --> 01:35:21,890 ♪ UNTIL YOU CAME INTO VIEW 1946 01:35:21,933 --> 01:35:25,589 ♪ THAT'S WHEN I FOUND HOW LONELINESS LEFT ME ♪ 1947 01:35:25,632 --> 01:35:29,419 ♪ NOW EVERYTHING'S BRAND-NEW 1948 01:35:29,462 --> 01:35:36,905 ♪ YOURS IS THE HAND INSIDE OF MINE ♪ 1949 01:35:36,948 --> 01:35:40,996 ♪ YOURS IS THE LOVE I SWORE I'D FIND ♪ 1950 01:35:41,039 --> 01:35:46,479 ♪ YOU ANSWERED SOFTLY MY UNSPOKEN PLEA ♪ 1951 01:35:46,523 --> 01:35:48,786 ♪ YOU ARE THE VERY BEST PART OF ME ♪ 1952 01:35:48,830 --> 01:35:54,183 ♪ YOU ARE THE BEST PART OF ME ♪ 1953 01:35:54,226 --> 01:35:56,098 ♪ YOU ARE THE BEST PART OF ME ♪ 1954 01:35:56,141 --> 01:35:58,187 ♪ YOU ARE THE BEST PART OF ME ♪ 1955 01:35:58,230 --> 01:36:00,537 ♪ YOU ARE THE BEST PART OF ME ♪ 1956 01:36:00,580 --> 01:36:01,799 ♪ YOU ARE THE BEST PART OF ME ♪ 1957 01:36:01,843 --> 01:36:05,672 ♪ YOU ARE THE BEST PART OF ME ♪ 1958 01:36:05,716 --> 01:36:07,239 ♪ YOU ARE THE VERY BEST PART OF ME ♪ 1959 01:36:07,283 --> 01:36:13,115 ♪ YOU ARE THE BEST PART OF ME ♪ 1960 01:36:13,158 --> 01:36:15,421 ♪ YOU ARE THE BEST PART OF ME ♪ 1961 01:36:15,465 --> 01:36:17,554 ♪ THE VERY BEST PART OF ME 1962 01:36:17,597 --> 01:36:19,121 ♪ YOU ARE THE BEST PART OF ME ♪ 1963 01:36:19,164 --> 01:36:21,036 ♪ THE VERY BEST PART OF ME 1964 01:36:21,079 --> 01:36:23,081 ♪ YOU ARE THE BEST PART OF ME ♪ 1965 01:36:23,125 --> 01:36:27,042 ♪ YOU ARE THE VERY BEST PART OF ME ♪ 1966 01:36:32,438 --> 01:36:34,919 ♪ YOU ARE THE BEST PART OF ME ♪ 1967 01:36:34,963 --> 01:36:37,269 ♪ YOU ARE THE BEST PART OF ME ♪ 1968 01:36:37,313 --> 01:36:38,793 ♪ YOU ARE THE BEST PART OF ME ♪ 1969 01:36:38,836 --> 01:36:40,838 ♪ THE VERY BEST PART OF ME 1970 01:36:40,882 --> 01:36:44,407 ♪ YOU ARE THE BEST PART OF ME ♪ 1971 01:36:44,450 --> 01:36:47,714 ♪ YOU ARE THE VERY BEST PART OF ME ♪