1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from Hqcinemas.com 2 00:00:06,000 --> 00:00:07,800 NETFLIX PRESENTS 3 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official HQCINEMAS movies site: Hqcinemas.com 4 00:00:15,120 --> 00:00:17,720 I never understood why fairy tales exist. 5 00:00:18,720 --> 00:00:22,520 Are they supposed to teach us something or are they just told for fun? 6 00:00:27,960 --> 00:00:32,200 My grandma always said, life is just like a fairy tale. 7 00:00:35,240 --> 00:00:37,320 Yeah. Just as grim. 8 00:00:40,640 --> 00:00:44,280 And she was right. At least, as far as my life is concerned. 9 00:00:45,600 --> 00:00:49,200 In the end, all that matters is: are you Little Red Riding Hood or the wolf? 10 00:00:51,240 --> 00:00:53,160 5 YEARS LATER 11 00:01:00,040 --> 00:01:02,040 This is my turf. 12 00:01:02,960 --> 00:01:05,880 High school kids won't get the better of me. 13 00:01:07,640 --> 00:01:08,480 Stop. Don't. 14 00:01:17,880 --> 00:01:20,680 Kids, you really suck the fun out of things. 15 00:01:21,240 --> 00:01:23,760 You come here with a dumb gar-- 16 00:01:23,840 --> 00:01:25,160 Oh! 17 00:01:31,400 --> 00:01:33,520 -Is he dead? -No idea. 18 00:01:36,520 --> 00:01:38,400 Should we put him in recovery position? 19 00:01:38,480 --> 00:01:39,360 Brains. On wall. 20 00:01:39,440 --> 00:01:40,760 I could call the cops. 21 00:01:40,840 --> 00:01:42,400 Again. Brains, on the wall. 22 00:01:43,160 --> 00:01:44,840 It was suicide. Let's go. 23 00:01:44,920 --> 00:01:46,880 He didn't do it on purpose. 24 00:01:46,960 --> 00:01:48,760 We're the only ones who know that. 25 00:01:51,760 --> 00:01:53,480 Buba was a small-time crook. 26 00:01:53,560 --> 00:01:55,880 He lived alone on a remote ranch. 27 00:01:56,720 --> 00:01:58,560 If I was him, I'd have shot myself too. 28 00:01:59,800 --> 00:02:01,600 I've never seen him with anyone. 29 00:02:02,200 --> 00:02:03,960 No friends, family, whatever. 30 00:02:04,040 --> 00:02:05,320 I don't think he had anyone. 31 00:02:06,520 --> 00:02:11,720 Right. Everyone will just think that he ended his sorry life. 32 00:02:11,800 --> 00:02:14,160 I mean, does he seem happy? 33 00:02:17,000 --> 00:02:19,800 Okay, might not be the best time to make that call. 34 00:02:19,880 --> 00:02:21,480 Little fuckers. 35 00:02:21,560 --> 00:02:23,240 Of course I'm happy. 36 00:02:23,320 --> 00:02:26,320 CHAPTER ONE A PRETTY UNHAPPY CHILDHOOD 37 00:02:28,680 --> 00:02:30,400 I was a totally normal kid. 38 00:02:30,480 --> 00:02:31,760 Jakob Otto. 39 00:02:31,840 --> 00:02:34,560 The only way I was like a fairy-tale character 40 00:02:34,640 --> 00:02:38,680 is that my parents were rarely home, so I was raised by Grandma Ingrid. 41 00:02:38,760 --> 00:02:43,960 Oh… it goes snip and snap. The scissors cut the thumbs right off. 42 00:02:44,040 --> 00:02:47,960 Grandma Ingrid was a witch just like the one in the gingerbread house. 43 00:02:48,040 --> 00:02:50,120 Except she was a crap baker. 44 00:02:50,200 --> 00:02:53,280 My brother Dante was my only ally. 45 00:02:54,240 --> 00:02:57,160 At Grandma's, we only ever had the original German fairy tales. 46 00:02:57,240 --> 00:02:59,640 None of the soppy Disney stuff. 47 00:02:59,720 --> 00:03:02,520 Her favourite punishment involved someone being set alight. 48 00:03:02,600 --> 00:03:05,560 Or someone having something cut off. 49 00:03:05,640 --> 00:03:07,760 And not just in fairy tales. 50 00:03:08,600 --> 00:03:12,400 If it tastes too good, you'll get stomach cramps. 51 00:03:12,480 --> 00:03:16,240 She was sure you always had to pay for anything good that happened. 52 00:03:16,320 --> 00:03:17,920 A good German upbringing. 53 00:03:18,000 --> 00:03:19,440 Which one of you did this? 54 00:03:28,280 --> 00:03:31,520 But you don't get punished for the beautiful things in life. 55 00:03:37,480 --> 00:03:39,560 Apart from with your body maybe. 56 00:03:46,840 --> 00:03:50,800 -Jakob! -Jakob, come here, right now. 57 00:03:50,880 --> 00:03:53,120 BREAKDANCE COMPETITION 58 00:03:58,640 --> 00:04:00,760 That day changed my life forever. 59 00:04:11,840 --> 00:04:14,080 I won. Yeah. 60 00:04:14,160 --> 00:04:16,360 And not against just anyone. 61 00:04:17,880 --> 00:04:21,399 This blond kid was visiting his grandma. He was from America. 62 00:04:21,480 --> 00:04:24,240 The place where breakdance was invented. 63 00:04:24,320 --> 00:04:27,520 On that day, I was better than this guy. 64 00:04:27,600 --> 00:04:29,760 Better than Leonardo DiCaprio. 65 00:04:31,400 --> 00:04:34,000 It really happened. You can Google it. 66 00:04:37,240 --> 00:04:39,760 So Leo, who's the King of the World now? 67 00:04:41,440 --> 00:04:43,520 It was the happiest moment of my life. 68 00:04:43,600 --> 00:04:47,520 And no sign of stomach cramps. All I felt were butterflies. 69 00:04:48,200 --> 00:04:49,720 Big, fat things. 70 00:04:51,440 --> 00:04:53,440 There's been a car accident. 71 00:04:55,360 --> 00:04:56,720 Your father is dead. 72 00:04:57,920 --> 00:04:59,520 Your mother is dead. 73 00:05:00,360 --> 00:05:02,560 And Dante's in a coma. 74 00:05:03,440 --> 00:05:04,880 What have you done? 75 00:05:07,120 --> 00:05:09,080 I hope the fun was worth it. 76 00:05:13,520 --> 00:05:14,880 Grandma was right. 77 00:05:16,160 --> 00:05:17,320 It was obvious. 78 00:05:17,400 --> 00:05:20,240 If things are going well for me, bad stuff happens. 79 00:05:21,600 --> 00:05:24,280 So I had to make sure I was in a bad way. 80 00:05:27,480 --> 00:05:29,360 Whatever it took. 81 00:05:33,080 --> 00:05:34,800 And when I'm in a bad way, 82 00:05:36,280 --> 00:05:37,440 good things happen. 83 00:05:45,200 --> 00:05:47,720 -Dante. -Yo, greetings. 84 00:05:47,800 --> 00:05:49,120 Let me just explain. 85 00:05:49,200 --> 00:05:53,600 Dante barely survived. And since his coma, he had Foreign Accent Syndrome. 86 00:05:53,680 --> 00:05:58,440 A rare neurological condition that can follow traumatic brain injury. 87 00:05:58,520 --> 00:06:03,040 In Norway, there's a woman who's spoken with a German accent since a brain injury. 88 00:06:03,120 --> 00:06:04,680 Except she doesn't speak German. 89 00:06:04,760 --> 00:06:07,360 Speaking Austrian is bad enough, 90 00:06:07,440 --> 00:06:08,760 but Dante also had… 91 00:06:08,840 --> 00:06:11,480 …Myalgic encephalomyelitis, 92 00:06:11,560 --> 00:06:15,520 hypothyroidism, progressive muscular dystrophy, 93 00:06:15,600 --> 00:06:18,480 and a very mild case of PTSD. 94 00:06:18,560 --> 00:06:20,880 So Dante could have some joy in life, 95 00:06:20,960 --> 00:06:24,360 I promised to make sure things always went badly for me. 96 00:06:24,440 --> 00:06:28,440 And just to make sure things always went badly for me, I wrote it all down. 97 00:06:28,520 --> 00:06:30,440 Everything bad and unpleasant. 98 00:06:30,520 --> 00:06:32,520 My negative account. 99 00:06:32,600 --> 00:06:34,160 A savings ledger for crap. 100 00:06:34,240 --> 00:06:38,440 Disneyland, we have to go there one day, eh, Jakob? 101 00:06:38,520 --> 00:06:40,440 I gave up on all my dreams. 102 00:06:40,520 --> 00:06:44,920 My life became one big search for unpleasant experiences. 103 00:06:45,000 --> 00:06:48,280 Sooner or later, Grandma Ingrid would leave us, that was obvious. 104 00:06:51,240 --> 00:06:55,040 Yeah. And then Dante was the only family I had left. 105 00:06:55,120 --> 00:06:57,160 And sometimes you'll take a hit for family. 106 00:07:03,560 --> 00:07:05,000 Crap! 107 00:07:05,640 --> 00:07:08,040 Watch where you're going, my friend. 108 00:07:08,120 --> 00:07:09,600 It's all good. 109 00:07:09,680 --> 00:07:11,720 -Hold on. -What do you want? 110 00:07:11,800 --> 00:07:13,800 20mph zone. You were driving too fast. 111 00:07:13,880 --> 00:07:16,480 No way. And if I was, then at most-- 112 00:07:16,560 --> 00:07:18,880 I'm calling the police. You'll lose your license. 113 00:07:19,480 --> 00:07:21,480 Shame about your business. 114 00:07:21,560 --> 00:07:24,760 Even if he was driving a little fast, I'm fine. 115 00:07:24,840 --> 00:07:28,320 For now. You're all pumped up with adrenaline. 116 00:07:28,400 --> 00:07:30,680 That'll wear off in half an hour. Then what? 117 00:07:31,200 --> 00:07:33,800 Bam. Paralyzed. 118 00:07:36,920 --> 00:07:38,800 -No, no way. -No way. 119 00:07:38,880 --> 00:07:41,560 We'll let the authorities decide that. 120 00:07:41,640 --> 00:07:44,800 -Hope you like cycling. -Just hold on, please. 121 00:07:46,400 --> 00:07:48,720 Maybe we could come to an arrangement. 122 00:07:54,840 --> 00:07:57,960 Maybe he's right and we give the cops a quick call. 123 00:07:58,040 --> 00:07:59,080 No, it's okay. 124 00:08:01,400 --> 00:08:03,960 At least call the emergency doctor. 125 00:08:04,040 --> 00:08:05,360 I should see a doctor. 126 00:08:08,080 --> 00:08:12,000 Up to that point in life, I was happy. 127 00:08:13,000 --> 00:08:15,880 I mean, not Hansel happy, 128 00:08:15,960 --> 00:08:18,600 but definitely happier than Rumpelstiltskin. 129 00:08:19,600 --> 00:08:21,400 He didn't even have a brother. 130 00:08:22,520 --> 00:08:23,400 I think. 131 00:08:27,840 --> 00:08:28,920 Hello, yes? 132 00:08:30,280 --> 00:08:32,080 It's like I always tell you, Jakob. 133 00:08:32,160 --> 00:08:34,840 Invest in yourself, work for yourself and-- 134 00:08:34,920 --> 00:08:36,480 Pay yourself. 135 00:08:36,960 --> 00:08:39,600 -All right. -My balls. 136 00:08:40,720 --> 00:08:43,919 I did promise things would get unpleasant for you today. 137 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:45,320 And the best is yet to come. 138 00:08:45,400 --> 00:08:46,559 I thought it was him. 139 00:08:46,640 --> 00:08:49,400 Well, yeah, but we need a mare to get him going. 140 00:08:49,480 --> 00:08:50,680 Allow me to introduce… 141 00:08:51,720 --> 00:08:54,000 Princess Ute. 142 00:09:02,080 --> 00:09:05,320 Okay, I think I've got him. So how do I do this? 143 00:09:05,400 --> 00:09:07,600 Well, same as you usually would. 144 00:09:11,600 --> 00:09:15,760 See, Black Caviar's mom died really young. 145 00:09:16,280 --> 00:09:18,680 No wonder he's such a winner. 146 00:09:18,760 --> 00:09:21,000 It's often the way with successful types. 147 00:09:21,080 --> 00:09:22,960 Like us or Walt Disney, say. 148 00:09:24,720 --> 00:09:27,000 Walt's mom died of gas poisoning. 149 00:09:27,080 --> 00:09:29,880 In a house he gave her. 150 00:09:29,960 --> 00:09:31,320 -Really? -Yeah. 151 00:09:31,400 --> 00:09:34,920 He went on to practically build a whole career on dead moms. 152 00:09:36,400 --> 00:09:38,000 Bambi: dead mom. 153 00:09:38,080 --> 00:09:40,640 Beauty and the Beast: dead mom. 154 00:09:40,720 --> 00:09:44,000 Pinocchio: no mom around. Ariel… 155 00:09:44,080 --> 00:09:46,560 Pinocchio's a puppet, they don't have moms. 156 00:09:46,640 --> 00:09:48,320 Finding Nemo: dead mom. 157 00:09:48,400 --> 00:09:50,760 The Fox and the Hound: dead mom. 158 00:09:50,840 --> 00:09:52,400 Cinderella: dead mom. 159 00:09:52,480 --> 00:09:54,320 Hunchback of Notre Dame. Mom. Dead. 160 00:09:54,400 --> 00:09:56,040 Snow White: dead mom. 161 00:09:56,120 --> 00:09:58,600 Same for Lion King. No! 162 00:09:58,680 --> 00:10:00,600 It was a whole different story for Simba. 163 00:10:00,680 --> 00:10:02,320 Simba's mom actually-- 164 00:10:02,400 --> 00:10:04,360 Hey, I think we're nearly there. 165 00:10:04,440 --> 00:10:06,760 He's fast, our Black Caviar. Right, Ute? 166 00:10:08,760 --> 00:10:11,520 My contact will pay us $7,000. 167 00:10:11,600 --> 00:10:12,840 Per shot. 168 00:10:12,920 --> 00:10:15,560 At that price, I'd make a million dollars a month. 169 00:10:15,640 --> 00:10:17,160 That's gross. 170 00:10:27,560 --> 00:10:31,480 SKIMMED AND SKIMMED OFF. ALL ABOUT THE SPERM ROBBERY OF LAUTERSHEIM. 171 00:10:31,560 --> 00:10:37,440 Last night in Lautersheim, a horse was interfered with-- 172 00:10:37,520 --> 00:10:40,160 The horse isn't complaining, but the breeder-- 173 00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:43,800 THIEF SINGLE-HANDEDLY REMOVES ATM MACHINE 174 00:10:43,880 --> 00:10:47,840 Well, guess that doesn't make me too crafty. 175 00:10:47,920 --> 00:10:51,840 Following a break-in, a collector is left-- 176 00:10:51,920 --> 00:10:55,800 EGG THIEF! VALUABLE COLLECTION GONE 177 00:10:55,880 --> 00:10:59,840 LUGGAGE TROLLEY STOLEN IN BROAD DAYLIGHT 178 00:10:59,920 --> 00:11:01,880 SICK FOR A LIVING 179 00:11:01,960 --> 00:11:03,720 NO EASY HAUL 180 00:11:03,800 --> 00:11:05,840 40 RATS KILLED WITH BARE HANDS 181 00:11:05,920 --> 00:11:07,760 BOLD THEFT OF HENS 182 00:11:07,840 --> 00:11:09,440 ANIMAL THIEF WITH A WHEELBARROW 183 00:11:09,520 --> 00:11:11,400 Who would want to steal a donkey? 184 00:11:15,600 --> 00:11:20,760 Call us if you hear a suspicious sound of a donkey braying. 185 00:11:30,120 --> 00:11:32,160 So, be careful out there. 186 00:11:35,960 --> 00:11:38,320 More and more birds take antidepressants. 187 00:11:41,280 --> 00:11:43,520 What do you mean, they "take them"? 188 00:11:44,160 --> 00:11:45,560 Well, not by choice. 189 00:11:46,360 --> 00:11:50,080 But because more people take pills, it's in the drinking water. 190 00:11:50,160 --> 00:11:54,960 First it gets into worms, and then it gets into birds. 191 00:11:55,040 --> 00:11:56,720 So how are the birds doing? 192 00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:58,040 It says they snack more. 193 00:11:58,120 --> 00:12:01,480 Yeah, they feel good. I'd snack the whole day too. 194 00:12:15,760 --> 00:12:17,640 The asshole lives here. This is him. 195 00:12:18,840 --> 00:12:20,200 This is the asshole. 196 00:12:20,280 --> 00:12:22,040 They work together. 197 00:12:22,120 --> 00:12:26,160 Jakob, I think the gentlemen would like their money back. 198 00:12:35,120 --> 00:12:36,720 What's with all the Happy Hippos? 199 00:12:37,320 --> 00:12:40,400 They're not all called Happy Hippo. Happy Hippo is the hippopotamus. 200 00:12:40,480 --> 00:12:42,440 But this one, say, is Bingo Bird. 201 00:12:44,400 --> 00:12:45,480 Pretty cute. 202 00:12:46,480 --> 00:12:48,840 -Tennis racket and stuff. -Like, totally. 203 00:12:48,920 --> 00:12:53,480 You could get 6,000 euros for the dark blue vain Smurf with the silver mirror. 204 00:12:56,720 --> 00:12:58,400 And you've got one, or what? 205 00:12:59,800 --> 00:13:01,040 Maybe I do. 206 00:13:01,680 --> 00:13:02,760 I'd have to check. 207 00:13:02,840 --> 00:13:04,200 He's actually mine. 208 00:13:05,640 --> 00:13:06,560 The Smurf. 209 00:13:12,360 --> 00:13:14,560 Good. So we're all done then? 210 00:13:17,480 --> 00:13:19,800 You have an appointment with the Boss. 211 00:13:40,080 --> 00:13:43,400 Dante and I had already done quite a few shady things. 212 00:13:43,480 --> 00:13:48,560 But until then we'd only ever heard about organised crime families on the radio. 213 00:14:19,520 --> 00:14:21,880 They were real criminals. 214 00:14:23,320 --> 00:14:25,120 They worked full-time. 215 00:14:25,640 --> 00:14:27,480 With one hand always on a knife. 216 00:14:28,640 --> 00:14:32,440 And at the helm, they had a powerful boss. 217 00:14:39,440 --> 00:14:40,280 Doro. 218 00:15:21,520 --> 00:15:22,640 Asshole. 219 00:15:30,920 --> 00:15:32,000 Classic power play. 220 00:15:32,080 --> 00:15:33,920 Who eats cake at this time of day? 221 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:35,680 That's the whole point. 222 00:15:36,200 --> 00:15:38,840 If the Boss wants cake, the Boss gets cake. 223 00:15:38,920 --> 00:15:40,520 Whatever time it is. 224 00:15:42,840 --> 00:15:44,840 How old do you think she is? 80? 225 00:15:44,920 --> 00:15:47,360 Do you think she's already named her successor? 226 00:15:54,440 --> 00:15:55,680 Okay, listen up. 227 00:15:56,280 --> 00:16:00,160 Doro's made a decision. You have to quit pulling your shit around here. 228 00:16:00,240 --> 00:16:01,680 This is our turf now. 229 00:16:01,760 --> 00:16:05,160 And when you say turf, what exactly are we talking about? 230 00:16:06,560 --> 00:16:08,800 What don't you understand? Our turf! 231 00:16:08,880 --> 00:16:10,000 100 kilometres? 232 00:16:10,920 --> 00:16:12,480 Got it. Sounds fair. 233 00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:18,200 So in future, no more fake road accidents, Jakob, okay? 234 00:16:22,280 --> 00:16:24,000 It's not just about the accidents. 235 00:16:26,600 --> 00:16:28,400 I think we're nearly there. 236 00:16:28,480 --> 00:16:32,640 That guy has no hair on the back of his head. It's not me. 237 00:16:32,720 --> 00:16:35,040 No way. Could be anyone. 238 00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:37,800 He's fast, our Black Caviar. Right, Ute? 239 00:16:43,120 --> 00:16:44,200 My grandpa Zef… 240 00:16:45,680 --> 00:16:47,240 was crazy about soccer. 241 00:16:47,320 --> 00:16:51,000 In 1963, Albania played in the European Cup for the first time. 242 00:16:51,080 --> 00:16:53,040 So my grandpa went straight to the stadium. 243 00:16:54,720 --> 00:16:56,960 Albania only scored one goal in that game. 244 00:16:57,040 --> 00:16:59,480 Panajot Pano in the third minute. 245 00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:01,920 Do you know where Zef was when the goal was scored? 246 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:03,160 On the can. 247 00:17:04,400 --> 00:17:05,520 He had the runs. 248 00:17:05,600 --> 00:17:07,880 Zef was crazy pissed. Of course. 249 00:17:08,800 --> 00:17:12,119 After the game, Zef went back to the restaurant he'd been at earlier. 250 00:17:12,640 --> 00:17:17,160 He took this knife and stabbed the chef right in the left eye. 251 00:17:17,240 --> 00:17:18,480 Just like that. 252 00:17:19,319 --> 00:17:20,599 See that dent? 253 00:17:22,920 --> 00:17:27,200 That's where the tip of the knife hit the chef's skull. 254 00:17:28,599 --> 00:17:29,760 From the inside. 255 00:17:30,359 --> 00:17:31,440 -Oh. -Mm. 256 00:17:35,240 --> 00:17:39,200 You wouldn't want Grandpa Zef's knife to get another dent, would you? 257 00:17:47,120 --> 00:17:50,240 Do you want the big one, or the silver one with wheels? 258 00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:53,920 I'll take the one with the strap that cuts really nicely into the hand. 259 00:17:54,680 --> 00:17:57,760 Let's just calmly reconsider whether we really have to move. 260 00:17:57,840 --> 00:17:59,640 All our valuables are here. 261 00:17:59,720 --> 00:18:03,400 Of course we have to leave. You know exactly what would happen-- 262 00:18:05,480 --> 00:18:09,280 Except you don't. We have to make sure I'm in a bad way, so you're fine. 263 00:18:10,040 --> 00:18:12,800 Sometimes I wish I had a few chronic conditions like you. 264 00:18:12,880 --> 00:18:14,080 I'd be off the hook. 265 00:18:14,160 --> 00:18:15,640 Sure, and why do I have them? 266 00:18:16,400 --> 00:18:17,520 Asshole. 267 00:18:27,120 --> 00:18:28,320 Come on, I'll do it. 268 00:18:30,640 --> 00:18:31,520 Hey. 269 00:18:33,280 --> 00:18:37,800 How about we offer to work with the Albanians. Hmm? 270 00:18:37,880 --> 00:18:39,640 You want to work for the mafia? 271 00:18:39,720 --> 00:18:42,280 No, not for the mafia. With the mafia. As a team. 272 00:18:42,760 --> 00:18:44,920 -They're criminals. -So are we. 273 00:18:45,920 --> 00:18:48,000 But they're in a whole different league. 274 00:18:48,080 --> 00:18:50,320 But they're in a whole other league. 275 00:18:51,240 --> 00:18:54,960 Maybe it's time for the Ottos to think bigger. 276 00:19:04,520 --> 00:19:06,840 You know I can't get away with that. 277 00:19:09,800 --> 00:19:10,880 You still have it? 278 00:19:11,440 --> 00:19:13,280 We always wanted to go there. 279 00:19:14,120 --> 00:19:16,800 We'll never get anywhere with all this small-time stuff. 280 00:19:17,720 --> 00:19:20,680 I heard Disney has a Mount Everest roller coaster now. 281 00:19:21,160 --> 00:19:24,360 With a 20-foot yeti called Harold. 282 00:19:24,440 --> 00:19:28,520 And the Albanians are into different kinds of stuff. 283 00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:30,040 Real mafia stuff. 284 00:19:30,680 --> 00:19:33,040 Dark, bone-hard Albanian shit. 285 00:19:33,120 --> 00:19:35,480 We do that for a few months, 286 00:19:35,560 --> 00:19:40,080 and your negative account will be so full you can do whatever you like. 287 00:19:41,160 --> 00:19:46,200 And then we'll go to California and shake Harold's hand in person. 288 00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:48,880 I don't think you're allowed to touch him. 289 00:19:49,480 --> 00:19:51,520 And I don't want to work for the mafia. 290 00:19:52,080 --> 00:19:53,720 Just think it over. 291 00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:57,840 Sometimes you have to see a crisis as an opportunity. 292 00:19:57,920 --> 00:20:00,160 Small pain, small reward. 293 00:20:00,880 --> 00:20:02,800 -Big pain… -Big rewards. 294 00:20:17,480 --> 00:20:22,800 Our hero sheriff fights powerlessly against the army of First Nation warriors. 295 00:20:23,440 --> 00:20:24,880 Dude, you're meant to jump. 296 00:20:28,880 --> 00:20:30,240 The battle is lost. 297 00:20:30,320 --> 00:20:31,680 Come on, jump. 298 00:20:32,440 --> 00:20:34,320 Come! Down here, dude. 299 00:20:34,400 --> 00:20:35,720 What's he doing? 300 00:20:36,600 --> 00:20:38,120 Not there. 301 00:20:45,240 --> 00:20:46,760 Are you nuts? 302 00:20:49,360 --> 00:20:50,960 I'm good. 303 00:20:51,040 --> 00:20:52,840 -Do you want to die? -I'm still alive. 304 00:20:52,920 --> 00:20:55,200 Dad, this is so boring. 305 00:20:55,280 --> 00:20:56,560 For the performers. Thanks. 306 00:20:57,120 --> 00:20:59,520 Whoa, that stuffs crazy greasy. Thanks. Please. 307 00:20:59,600 --> 00:21:00,840 No thanks. 308 00:21:01,440 --> 00:21:02,440 Asshole. 309 00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:04,920 Please. For the performers. 310 00:21:12,880 --> 00:21:14,520 I don't think this is working. 311 00:21:14,600 --> 00:21:17,680 They make everything safe. They even have extra soft sand. 312 00:21:17,760 --> 00:21:20,600 And that applause felt good too. 313 00:21:20,680 --> 00:21:23,560 No point telling me. This was your idea. 314 00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:30,680 Earlier, when I was burning, because it was so hot, I thought… 315 00:21:30,760 --> 00:21:33,720 how about we move to Dubai? 316 00:21:33,800 --> 00:21:38,160 Imagine, you in a Lamborghini with air conditioning. 317 00:21:38,240 --> 00:21:39,640 And me outside, on a camel. 318 00:21:40,320 --> 00:21:42,840 You by the pool, me in the desert. 319 00:21:42,920 --> 00:21:46,520 Mega pleasant and mega unpleasant. Side by side. 320 00:21:46,600 --> 00:21:47,840 That'd be perfect for us. 321 00:21:47,920 --> 00:21:49,920 So where do I get the car and the pool? 322 00:21:50,520 --> 00:21:52,000 You know, in Dubai, 323 00:21:52,080 --> 00:21:57,360 they chop your hand off for stealing a half-dried date from the market. 324 00:21:57,440 --> 00:21:58,400 Bullshit. 325 00:21:58,480 --> 00:22:02,320 I wouldn't want to find out what they do to guys who steal horse sperm. 326 00:22:03,040 --> 00:22:05,040 We're crooks, Jakob. 327 00:22:05,120 --> 00:22:06,200 You want anything? 328 00:22:07,920 --> 00:22:09,880 No, it's just too risky. 329 00:22:09,960 --> 00:22:12,720 I'm really worried something bad is going to happen again. 330 00:22:12,800 --> 00:22:16,960 Well, if we were with the Albanians, you wouldn't have to worry about it. 331 00:22:17,600 --> 00:22:19,040 Anyway, what was that? 332 00:22:20,960 --> 00:22:21,960 A raisin. 333 00:22:23,280 --> 00:22:24,120 I think. 334 00:22:24,760 --> 00:22:25,760 Come on. 335 00:22:27,560 --> 00:22:28,920 Enjoy. 336 00:22:29,920 --> 00:22:32,200 Management is going to take a crap. 337 00:22:50,960 --> 00:22:55,320 Excuse me, can you help? I'm looking for my mommy. 338 00:22:55,400 --> 00:22:57,080 No, ask someone else. 339 00:22:57,960 --> 00:23:00,120 I thought you were the sheriff. 340 00:23:02,000 --> 00:23:03,800 No, deputy sheriff. 341 00:23:09,960 --> 00:23:11,320 So what is it then? 342 00:23:11,400 --> 00:23:12,600 No. I really can't. 343 00:23:13,280 --> 00:23:18,360 If I take you to your mom, I'll feel good. And I really can't afford to feel good. 344 00:23:21,560 --> 00:23:22,400 No. 345 00:23:22,960 --> 00:23:25,480 What do you have against feeling good? 346 00:23:25,560 --> 00:23:29,600 When I feel really good, something really bad happens soon after. 347 00:23:29,680 --> 00:23:31,000 Sounds dumb. 348 00:23:31,800 --> 00:23:32,800 That's just how it is. 349 00:23:32,880 --> 00:23:37,840 But then you can never play with friends, or eat ice cream or go dancing or-- 350 00:23:37,920 --> 00:23:40,720 Could you just shut it and help me look. 351 00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:45,840 Or have a birthday party, or go traveling or fart in the bathtub. 352 00:23:46,720 --> 00:23:48,880 He doesn't like to feel good. 353 00:23:48,960 --> 00:23:51,080 Well, then your dad's come to the right place. 354 00:23:51,160 --> 00:23:52,960 He's not my dad. 355 00:23:53,960 --> 00:23:56,080 Okay, do you need help or something? 356 00:23:56,160 --> 00:23:57,320 Where have you been? 357 00:23:58,120 --> 00:23:59,520 Come with me. 358 00:24:01,160 --> 00:24:02,280 Oh, man. 359 00:24:04,280 --> 00:24:08,320 I'd slit someone's throat for a decent coffee, but there's no such thing here. 360 00:24:09,760 --> 00:24:11,360 People here are so weird. 361 00:24:11,440 --> 00:24:12,640 You're weird. 362 00:24:25,840 --> 00:24:27,000 Jule. 363 00:24:31,160 --> 00:24:33,560 -Jonas, the break-dancer. -Yes, exactly. 364 00:24:33,640 --> 00:24:35,480 Well, Jakob, but yes. 365 00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:38,760 Breakdance mean something to you? 366 00:24:38,840 --> 00:24:41,800 I actually won the breakdance contest here. 367 00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:46,400 -Against Leonardo DeCapri-- -DiCaprio. 368 00:24:46,480 --> 00:24:48,040 Hollywood actor. 369 00:24:48,120 --> 00:24:51,560 Yeah, I know the story. Well, the interesting bit. 370 00:24:54,120 --> 00:24:58,160 Yeah, so, what have you been doing over the last few years? 371 00:24:59,680 --> 00:25:02,240 Yeah, Mom, what have you been doing the last few years? 372 00:25:03,080 --> 00:25:04,960 Uh, I haven't been here that long. 373 00:25:05,680 --> 00:25:08,040 I opened a tattoo parlour in Lautersheim. 374 00:25:08,120 --> 00:25:10,400 Swing by and I'll draw you something nice. 375 00:25:10,480 --> 00:25:12,600 At least, nicer than that mess. 376 00:25:13,360 --> 00:25:15,400 The mess really suits him. 377 00:25:16,360 --> 00:25:18,920 -Your daughter's funny. -Yeah, kind of. 378 00:25:19,600 --> 00:25:20,680 Jakob! 379 00:25:20,760 --> 00:25:22,680 Yeah, so… Oh. 380 00:25:30,320 --> 00:25:33,440 -I have to… go. I… -Jakob! 381 00:25:33,520 --> 00:25:36,800 I have to go… yeah. Because… I have to go. Bye. 382 00:25:39,280 --> 00:25:40,760 -Jonas. -Jakob. 383 00:25:40,840 --> 00:25:41,760 Weird. 384 00:25:42,680 --> 00:25:44,280 Who was that? 385 00:25:44,360 --> 00:25:47,120 Tourists. They wanted a selfie with the sheriff. 386 00:25:48,040 --> 00:25:49,480 Deputy sheriff. 387 00:26:03,520 --> 00:26:05,840 No way did I want to jeopardise Dante's life. 388 00:26:06,680 --> 00:26:11,360 But Jule drew me to her like a freshly baked gingerbread house. 389 00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:36,640 You're welcome to come in. 390 00:26:37,880 --> 00:26:39,240 Bless you. 391 00:26:40,000 --> 00:26:43,120 I just happened to be walking by 392 00:26:43,200 --> 00:26:45,640 and wanted to see if this was a store. Your store. 393 00:26:45,720 --> 00:26:46,840 Right. And it is. 394 00:26:47,600 --> 00:26:49,800 So? Do you want to? 395 00:26:49,880 --> 00:26:51,720 -What? -Come in. 396 00:26:57,360 --> 00:26:59,520 A kind of matching tattoo. 397 00:26:59,600 --> 00:27:01,680 Poor woman. 398 00:27:01,760 --> 00:27:06,360 No, not a woman. A man. My brother. It was his idea. 399 00:27:06,440 --> 00:27:07,840 Well, congratulations. 400 00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:10,240 So, something new? 401 00:27:11,120 --> 00:27:12,080 What do you have? 402 00:27:14,360 --> 00:27:15,880 Well, uh… 403 00:27:16,760 --> 00:27:18,120 Take a look in here. 404 00:27:30,480 --> 00:27:33,680 -You choose. -Okay. Where do you want it? 405 00:27:33,760 --> 00:27:35,560 Where does it really hurt? 406 00:27:36,760 --> 00:27:41,200 Generally, where the skin's really thin. Elbows, between the fingers. The foot. 407 00:27:41,280 --> 00:27:43,120 Foot. Foot is great. 408 00:27:44,480 --> 00:27:45,560 Pain doesn't bother me. 409 00:27:45,640 --> 00:27:48,840 But when I'm in pain, someone else feels better. 410 00:27:48,920 --> 00:27:51,880 So I can't have too an easy time of it. 411 00:27:51,960 --> 00:27:53,680 Pain is good. 412 00:27:59,360 --> 00:28:00,880 Unpleasant enough? 413 00:28:05,600 --> 00:28:10,000 -So, does it look good? -Sure, I think so. 414 00:28:11,880 --> 00:28:15,120 But swastikas aren't to everyone's taste. 415 00:28:18,080 --> 00:28:19,120 It's all good. 416 00:28:20,720 --> 00:28:23,440 I've seen 7-foot Russians cry getting their feet done. 417 00:28:25,840 --> 00:28:28,680 Do you think that's why most people get tattoos? 418 00:28:28,760 --> 00:28:32,160 Because once it's over, you somehow feel like you earned it? 419 00:28:37,080 --> 00:28:37,960 No. 420 00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:43,960 I think for most people, it's because you can't take it back later. 421 00:28:44,520 --> 00:28:49,080 One decision and for the rest of your life you have a naked chick on your ass. 422 00:28:54,840 --> 00:28:57,160 Looks like an old man's dick. With teeth. 423 00:29:00,320 --> 00:29:01,520 But nice. 424 00:29:02,680 --> 00:29:05,240 -A nice old penis. -Yes. 425 00:29:06,160 --> 00:29:07,320 Thought it suited you. 426 00:29:09,320 --> 00:29:11,280 Naked mole-rats don't mind pain either. 427 00:29:11,360 --> 00:29:12,680 They don't feel anything. 428 00:29:13,880 --> 00:29:14,720 I see. 429 00:29:16,960 --> 00:29:18,840 -You like it? -Yeah. 430 00:29:19,680 --> 00:29:21,240 Where did you park? 431 00:29:21,320 --> 00:29:22,240 I came on foot. 432 00:29:23,640 --> 00:29:24,880 Do you have far to go? 433 00:29:24,960 --> 00:29:27,480 No. Around six miles, that's all. 434 00:29:29,800 --> 00:29:30,880 Take this. 435 00:29:31,960 --> 00:29:33,040 It got cold out. 436 00:29:34,400 --> 00:29:36,840 You earned a little warmth after all that lovely pain. 437 00:29:38,760 --> 00:29:40,480 Thanks. You'll get it back. 438 00:29:40,560 --> 00:29:43,200 Of course I'll get it back. I'm not giving you a jacket. 439 00:30:02,960 --> 00:30:05,440 The problem with gingerbread 440 00:30:05,520 --> 00:30:07,640 is that once you've tried it 441 00:30:07,720 --> 00:30:09,240 you just can't stop. 442 00:30:11,280 --> 00:30:12,800 You always want more. 443 00:30:13,800 --> 00:30:17,480 But for that, I urgently had to fill up my crap savings account. 444 00:30:18,320 --> 00:30:22,400 CHAPTER II MORE PAIN, MORE GAIN 445 00:30:23,920 --> 00:30:25,440 The Ottos join the mafia. 446 00:30:26,600 --> 00:30:29,360 This is the best decision of our lives. 447 00:30:30,440 --> 00:30:32,480 Good for you too. 448 00:30:34,720 --> 00:30:36,760 -Everything okay? -Course. Why? 449 00:30:38,400 --> 00:30:41,120 Wild white horses on the beach 450 00:30:43,520 --> 00:30:44,800 Check the glove box. 451 00:30:54,040 --> 00:30:54,920 Like Arnie. 452 00:31:27,800 --> 00:31:30,440 See, every boss has a boss. 453 00:31:31,400 --> 00:31:33,320 Bet he's like the godfather. 454 00:31:33,400 --> 00:31:37,480 The car they're driving probably costs more than that whole hotel. 455 00:31:40,080 --> 00:31:41,760 Soon, we'll look like that too. 456 00:31:41,840 --> 00:31:45,760 Like mafia bosses. And remember, first impressions are the most important. 457 00:31:45,840 --> 00:31:49,640 Welcome to the world of organised crime. 458 00:31:59,880 --> 00:32:00,840 Are you stupid? 459 00:32:07,880 --> 00:32:09,600 Nothing for me, thanks. 460 00:32:09,680 --> 00:32:12,400 You should be grateful that Jon didn't cut your fingers off. 461 00:32:14,480 --> 00:32:16,720 Could I get a slice of cake too, please? 462 00:32:22,720 --> 00:32:24,920 In Albania, a nod is no and a headshake is yes. 463 00:32:25,000 --> 00:32:27,560 Doesn't that complicate everyday life? 464 00:32:29,360 --> 00:32:30,680 -No? -It does. 465 00:32:30,760 --> 00:32:32,320 Oh, right. Yeah. 466 00:32:32,400 --> 00:32:35,760 -So you two want to join us? -Abso-fucking-lutely. 467 00:32:38,840 --> 00:32:41,680 -Just you then. -And my brother. 468 00:32:41,760 --> 00:32:45,640 -You sure? -Thought that's how it's done in Albania? 469 00:32:46,280 --> 00:32:47,200 Yeah. 470 00:32:51,760 --> 00:32:54,200 -Right then, welcome. -Welcome. 471 00:32:54,280 --> 00:32:55,320 Welcome. 472 00:32:55,400 --> 00:32:57,920 So, you start with protection money. It's easy. 473 00:32:58,000 --> 00:33:03,680 You drive there once a week, tell them we sent you and collect the dough, got it? 474 00:33:06,800 --> 00:33:08,040 Dear Doro, 475 00:33:10,720 --> 00:33:16,040 my brother and I are really psyched to have this opportunity, 476 00:33:16,120 --> 00:33:19,120 this chance to become part of your family. 477 00:33:19,200 --> 00:33:22,600 Because the man, the head of the family, is always right. 478 00:33:23,320 --> 00:33:25,720 "Even when he's wrong, he's right." 479 00:33:35,560 --> 00:33:36,560 In this spirit… 480 00:33:38,520 --> 00:33:39,800 To us! 481 00:33:58,480 --> 00:34:01,120 These bunny hoppers are a real pain in the ass. 482 00:34:01,200 --> 00:34:03,480 Want to invite someone from your new school? 483 00:34:03,560 --> 00:34:04,840 The Wi-Fi's down again. 484 00:34:04,920 --> 00:34:07,400 Didn't move to the country. Moved to the Middle Ages. 485 00:34:07,480 --> 00:34:10,440 I could… cook for everyone? 486 00:34:11,840 --> 00:34:14,159 What? I can cook. 487 00:34:14,239 --> 00:34:16,920 "Everyone can cook." That's what Jamie Oliver says. 488 00:34:17,000 --> 00:34:19,360 Right. So what will you cook? Popcorn? 489 00:34:28,280 --> 00:34:29,679 Jakob came to the store. 490 00:34:29,760 --> 00:34:31,760 -The Crazy Canyon Creep? -Exactly. 491 00:34:32,520 --> 00:34:34,639 The Crazy Canyon Creep. 492 00:34:34,719 --> 00:34:36,040 What did he want? 493 00:34:37,040 --> 00:34:38,719 A tattoo. On his foot. 494 00:34:38,800 --> 00:34:41,280 Guess he looks a lot less creepy now. 495 00:34:41,360 --> 00:34:45,880 He's not that bad. A normal guy would be nice for a change. 496 00:34:45,960 --> 00:34:48,760 He looks like someone who takes secret pictures at the pool. 497 00:34:57,360 --> 00:34:58,440 Who keeps texting you? 498 00:35:02,080 --> 00:35:03,360 -Max! -What? 499 00:35:03,440 --> 00:35:06,080 -Who are the texts from? -Who do you think they're from? 500 00:35:09,320 --> 00:35:11,720 Don't worry. He doesn't know where we are. 501 00:35:11,800 --> 00:35:14,160 Hold on a second! Oh, shit. 502 00:35:14,240 --> 00:35:16,840 Two years ago, Alex was with us in Ibiza. 503 00:35:16,920 --> 00:35:20,120 -You know exactly why-- -Our happy new life. Good job, Mom. 504 00:35:20,200 --> 00:35:22,280 So go find happiness with your creep. 505 00:35:30,560 --> 00:35:32,640 Our eighth protection money gig this week. 506 00:35:32,720 --> 00:35:34,400 And nothing bad has happened. 507 00:35:34,480 --> 00:35:37,480 The beer at that Greek takeaway was way too warm. 508 00:35:37,560 --> 00:35:39,800 Seriously, this isn't working. 509 00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:43,040 I know it's not working. It will work out, though. 510 00:35:43,880 --> 00:35:46,880 Can't wait to see what we get for free here. 511 00:35:46,960 --> 00:35:48,880 I could do with another coffee. 512 00:35:51,280 --> 00:35:54,240 I don't want to see your roof tiles in my street. 513 00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:55,920 I told you there'd be trouble. 514 00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:59,120 So don't be surprised when my friends slash your tires. 515 00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:00,560 Mr Bechstein? 516 00:36:02,120 --> 00:36:03,240 You got a second? 517 00:36:03,320 --> 00:36:04,600 Say hi to your wife from me. 518 00:36:05,880 --> 00:36:07,400 We meet again. 519 00:36:07,480 --> 00:36:08,480 What's wrong now? 520 00:36:08,560 --> 00:36:10,720 It's about your monthly service charge. 521 00:36:12,040 --> 00:36:13,120 Protection money. 522 00:36:13,640 --> 00:36:16,120 -What? -We're the new Albanians. 523 00:36:17,200 --> 00:36:18,880 -Huh? -Well… 524 00:36:19,440 --> 00:36:21,080 Doro sent us. 525 00:36:21,160 --> 00:36:24,920 You can fuck right off. I have professional help now. 526 00:36:25,000 --> 00:36:28,640 They made me a real offer. Not like Doro's bunch of amateurs. 527 00:36:29,400 --> 00:36:32,520 Now take a hike, you pair of dimwits. 528 00:36:33,400 --> 00:36:35,280 Is he mentally retarded as well? 529 00:36:36,440 --> 00:36:37,640 Should we call Doro? 530 00:36:37,720 --> 00:36:39,760 -Go get him. -And then what? 531 00:36:40,360 --> 00:36:41,960 What do you think? 532 00:36:42,040 --> 00:36:45,000 We can't tolerate that kind of disrespect. 533 00:36:45,080 --> 00:36:46,160 We're somebodies now. 534 00:36:47,240 --> 00:36:48,800 Think of California. 535 00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:55,800 I told you to fuck off. 536 00:36:56,440 --> 00:36:57,480 You got nowhere to go? 537 00:36:57,560 --> 00:36:59,880 You could throw yourselves in front of another car. 538 00:36:59,960 --> 00:37:04,360 -You going to let him get away with that? -Now piss off before I get nasty! 539 00:37:04,440 --> 00:37:06,640 Get off my property. 540 00:37:06,720 --> 00:37:08,880 You have a screw loose. 541 00:37:08,960 --> 00:37:10,840 Get out of here. 542 00:37:10,920 --> 00:37:13,840 Hey. Get off my property. 543 00:37:16,560 --> 00:37:17,720 Is that all you've got? 544 00:37:17,800 --> 00:37:19,760 -Let's do it for real. -Yeah, for real. 545 00:37:19,840 --> 00:37:20,680 For real. 546 00:37:23,520 --> 00:37:25,320 For real! 547 00:37:26,720 --> 00:37:27,840 There! 548 00:37:28,760 --> 00:37:31,320 Hmm? Yeah? Had enough yet? 549 00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:33,680 Enough. If you hit me in the face. 550 00:37:34,320 --> 00:37:35,480 Hit me in the face. 551 00:37:35,560 --> 00:37:36,520 You're full of shit. 552 00:37:42,600 --> 00:37:43,680 In the face. 553 00:37:49,160 --> 00:37:50,000 Right. 554 00:37:50,760 --> 00:37:54,720 How about we go collect our money now, Mr Bechstein, yeah? 555 00:37:58,240 --> 00:38:03,040 See that? It turned into a really unpleasant week, after all? 556 00:38:03,120 --> 00:38:05,840 Yeah, but it needs to happen a lot more often. 557 00:38:05,920 --> 00:38:09,760 Or things won't work out with me and Ju-- Uh… and yeti Harold. 558 00:38:12,320 --> 00:38:14,360 Tips for California. 559 00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:16,240 No one will notice. 560 00:38:17,280 --> 00:38:22,120 Our official cut won't even get us an Elsa's Frozen Yoghurt in Disneyland. 561 00:38:22,200 --> 00:38:23,280 Hey… 562 00:38:25,120 --> 00:38:28,720 Do you think the roofer actually has another gang? 563 00:38:29,800 --> 00:38:34,400 Sheesh. Builders lie six times more often than anyone else. 564 00:38:37,080 --> 00:38:39,120 He was just trying to get rid of us. 565 00:38:44,440 --> 00:38:46,120 Let me help you, Doro. 566 00:38:46,200 --> 00:38:47,960 Bull crap. 567 00:38:50,400 --> 00:38:51,760 It was the Albanians. 568 00:38:53,480 --> 00:38:55,160 I thought we were the Albanians. 569 00:38:55,880 --> 00:38:59,800 No, the real Albanians. The ones who work for Jon, whose car you drove into. 570 00:38:59,880 --> 00:39:02,120 They control all the coke deals in the area. 571 00:39:02,200 --> 00:39:04,200 None of you are Albanian? 572 00:39:05,160 --> 00:39:07,360 Doro was once married to an Albanian. 573 00:39:08,080 --> 00:39:10,000 I used to go there on vacation as a kid. 574 00:39:10,080 --> 00:39:12,360 What about Grandpa Zef's knife? 575 00:39:12,440 --> 00:39:13,640 A letter opener. 576 00:39:14,400 --> 00:39:15,920 My grandpa's called Heinz. 577 00:39:16,000 --> 00:39:20,320 That's the point. Krauts hear the word Albanian, they crap themselves. 578 00:39:20,400 --> 00:39:24,440 And are the real Albanians all real Albanians? 579 00:39:25,720 --> 00:39:30,480 No, but they came up with the whole fake Albanian thing, so they own the "brand". 580 00:39:30,560 --> 00:39:33,480 We give them a little cash every month so we can use it too. 581 00:39:33,560 --> 00:39:35,840 Like with McDonald's. 582 00:39:36,720 --> 00:39:38,000 Yeah, exactly. 583 00:39:38,640 --> 00:39:39,960 Totally worth it for us. 584 00:39:41,160 --> 00:39:43,920 Don't even need guns. The name is enough, like I said. 585 00:39:44,000 --> 00:39:45,000 Krauts. 586 00:39:45,080 --> 00:39:46,360 Krauts? 587 00:39:46,440 --> 00:39:47,520 Great. 588 00:39:49,280 --> 00:39:51,880 Yeah, I thought all Albanians were criminals too. 589 00:39:52,920 --> 00:39:56,240 And Albania was a mystical, faraway place 590 00:39:56,320 --> 00:40:00,360 where for thousands of years good spirits and evil demons have waged battle. 591 00:40:01,680 --> 00:40:02,920 But I looked that up. 592 00:40:04,320 --> 00:40:07,680 A beautiful Mediterranean country, right next to Italy. 593 00:40:07,760 --> 00:40:09,800 But it's poor, so people are prejudiced. 594 00:40:09,880 --> 00:40:12,080 But that can be used to make money. 595 00:40:12,160 --> 00:40:14,160 Like Jon does. And Doro. 596 00:40:14,240 --> 00:40:17,720 Anything unusual happen over the last few days? 597 00:40:18,600 --> 00:40:19,880 While you were away? 598 00:40:19,960 --> 00:40:22,920 -Nope. -No, everything went great, actually. 599 00:40:24,000 --> 00:40:25,960 Quiet, even. 600 00:40:26,040 --> 00:40:27,200 In fact. 601 00:40:28,280 --> 00:40:29,520 So what do we do now? 602 00:40:33,160 --> 00:40:37,600 Um… We need to hit back hard. Hard! 603 00:40:39,480 --> 00:40:41,280 Right? I mean… 604 00:40:44,080 --> 00:40:47,720 A little war is the best thing that could have happened to us. 605 00:40:47,800 --> 00:40:50,640 We can show them what we're made of. 606 00:40:50,720 --> 00:40:52,120 And we both come out on top. 607 00:40:52,200 --> 00:40:57,000 You fill up your account, and in a war someone always climbs the ranks. 608 00:40:58,160 --> 00:40:59,840 Damn back. 609 00:41:01,520 --> 00:41:02,800 Give me a pink one. 610 00:41:12,880 --> 00:41:14,160 Cheer up. 611 00:41:15,600 --> 00:41:16,760 Feet? 612 00:41:19,200 --> 00:41:21,080 Treat yourself after a day like today. 613 00:41:21,160 --> 00:41:23,720 The reason we're doing this is our little secret. 614 00:41:24,560 --> 00:41:26,600 Our golden life starts now. 615 00:41:40,440 --> 00:41:42,160 Are you wearing socks? 616 00:41:54,240 --> 00:41:55,440 Where's my jacket? 617 00:41:56,880 --> 00:41:59,640 Oh. It's so warm out today… 618 00:42:00,600 --> 00:42:01,960 I can run and get it. 619 00:42:02,040 --> 00:42:04,440 -You here on foot again? -Yes. 620 00:42:04,520 --> 00:42:07,280 No. Leave it. 621 00:42:10,240 --> 00:42:11,160 Sit down. 622 00:42:15,120 --> 00:42:16,880 Tell me. What are you into, then? 623 00:42:16,960 --> 00:42:18,320 Well, uh… 624 00:42:21,480 --> 00:42:23,440 Well, I really don't like squirrels. 625 00:42:23,520 --> 00:42:25,720 I was attacked by one a few years back. 626 00:42:25,800 --> 00:42:29,320 Or chamomile tea. Tastes like snot. 627 00:42:29,400 --> 00:42:32,680 And I really hate sparkling water that's gone a bit flat. 628 00:42:32,760 --> 00:42:35,480 -Take your pants off, please. -And I hate pistachio nuts. 629 00:42:35,560 --> 00:42:37,560 When they don't open properly. 630 00:42:37,640 --> 00:42:41,320 And you reach into the bowl, grab one and then… 631 00:42:42,200 --> 00:42:44,120 And hedgehogs are really annoying. 632 00:42:44,200 --> 00:42:46,720 Okay. Put differently… 633 00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:49,240 How would you describe yourself? 634 00:42:49,320 --> 00:42:52,520 Me? Myself? Totally normal, I mean… 635 00:42:53,360 --> 00:42:54,360 Laid back. 636 00:42:56,560 --> 00:42:59,320 Okay, so lie back, really laid back. 637 00:43:10,080 --> 00:43:11,280 Excellent. 638 00:43:12,000 --> 00:43:13,040 Laid back. 639 00:43:13,120 --> 00:43:14,520 I really love it. 640 00:43:14,600 --> 00:43:17,480 Thought you liked to hang loose. Can I take a picture? 641 00:43:17,560 --> 00:43:19,440 -Of course. -No, I meant of your tackle. 642 00:43:20,520 --> 00:43:21,360 I see. 643 00:43:23,240 --> 00:43:24,080 Come. 644 00:43:39,280 --> 00:43:40,680 They're Maxine's. 645 00:43:42,080 --> 00:43:44,760 A little dark, I know, but I actually like it. 646 00:43:44,840 --> 00:43:49,720 It's like out of a fairy tale. A real fairy tale, you know? 647 00:43:49,800 --> 00:43:52,160 Little Red Riding Hood. Know it? 648 00:43:52,880 --> 00:43:54,320 Yeah, I know it. 649 00:43:55,360 --> 00:43:59,480 In the original, the wolf cooks grandma and serves her to Little Red Riding Hood. 650 00:44:00,080 --> 00:44:02,040 Do you know what happens next? 651 00:44:02,120 --> 00:44:04,520 Little Red Riding Hood finds out and outsmarts the wolf? 652 00:44:04,600 --> 00:44:06,680 No, the wolf eats Little Red Riding Hood. 653 00:44:07,200 --> 00:44:10,320 -And then? -Nothing. End of story. 654 00:44:10,840 --> 00:44:13,480 If everything always turns out fine, we never learn anything. 655 00:44:13,560 --> 00:44:15,320 Only Disney has happy endings. 656 00:44:20,200 --> 00:44:23,000 Speaking of happy endings, I have after-work beer here. 657 00:44:25,200 --> 00:44:26,400 You don't have to… 658 00:44:27,560 --> 00:44:31,000 No, uh, actually, I'd really like that. 659 00:44:45,680 --> 00:44:48,880 I GOT A PROMOTION! 660 00:44:49,520 --> 00:44:51,880 I REALLY HAVE TO SEE YOU AGAIN! 661 00:44:56,240 --> 00:44:59,480 So what does he do… I mean, Maxine's dad. 662 00:44:59,560 --> 00:45:00,560 He was a lawyer. 663 00:45:01,640 --> 00:45:03,560 -And what does he do now? -Nothing. 664 00:45:05,040 --> 00:45:06,800 He's dead now. 665 00:45:08,640 --> 00:45:10,720 Oh, I'm sorry. 666 00:45:12,600 --> 00:45:15,000 So, you're alone then. 667 00:45:16,280 --> 00:45:18,920 -But I have Maxine. -Yeah, and I have Dante. 668 00:45:20,400 --> 00:45:21,960 You guys are close too, right? 669 00:45:22,040 --> 00:45:24,480 Yeah. A drama queen, mostly. 670 00:45:24,560 --> 00:45:27,440 Same with Dante. Mostly. 671 00:45:27,520 --> 00:45:30,320 But it is good to have someone. 672 00:45:38,080 --> 00:45:40,200 How long is it actually since… 673 00:45:41,760 --> 00:45:43,560 the breakdance competition? 674 00:45:43,640 --> 00:45:45,520 Thirty-six and a half years. 675 00:45:45,600 --> 00:45:47,080 I think. 676 00:45:47,160 --> 00:45:50,040 You know, that was the first day I made out with anyone. 677 00:45:50,120 --> 00:45:52,480 Like, really made out. 678 00:45:53,920 --> 00:45:55,360 Yeah, me too. 679 00:45:55,440 --> 00:45:57,200 Really? Who did you make out with? 680 00:46:01,640 --> 00:46:03,440 -Well, you. -We made out too? 681 00:46:03,520 --> 00:46:04,440 "Too"? 682 00:46:04,520 --> 00:46:08,960 All I remember is that I made out really heavily with DiCaprio. 683 00:46:09,040 --> 00:46:11,520 He looked so sad. And hey, it was me. 684 00:46:11,600 --> 00:46:14,640 I told him he'd be better off focusing on an acting career. 685 00:46:14,720 --> 00:46:16,160 If he ever wins an Oscar-- 686 00:46:16,240 --> 00:46:18,880 He won't. He only ever comes second. 687 00:46:18,960 --> 00:46:22,520 Yeah, and here we are, drinking beer. And where is he? 688 00:46:22,600 --> 00:46:24,640 On a yacht with eight models? 689 00:46:25,200 --> 00:46:27,320 See. Poor guy. 690 00:46:33,920 --> 00:46:36,600 I'm glad you're here. 691 00:46:36,680 --> 00:46:40,760 That you're back here. That you're here again. That you're back. 692 00:46:41,520 --> 00:46:42,720 I'm glad too. 693 00:46:45,240 --> 00:46:46,120 I think. 694 00:46:47,320 --> 00:46:50,400 That was the second happiest moment of my life. 695 00:46:51,400 --> 00:46:54,760 But you know when the clock strikes twelve in Cinderella? 696 00:47:05,760 --> 00:47:10,360 I didn't want my fancy carriage to turn back into a rotten pumpkin. 697 00:47:11,360 --> 00:47:14,040 So I urgently had to increase my negative balance. 698 00:47:16,040 --> 00:47:19,760 We need to act with caution. Start with surveillance. 699 00:47:20,400 --> 00:47:22,600 Where are you actually from, huh? 700 00:47:22,680 --> 00:47:24,000 From here, actually. 701 00:47:24,800 --> 00:47:28,360 Because actually, from your accent… I don't know. 702 00:47:31,160 --> 00:47:32,600 It's a long story. 703 00:47:34,520 --> 00:47:36,760 -So? -It's medical. 704 00:47:38,520 --> 00:47:41,400 -I find organic stuff always tastes weird. -Yeah. 705 00:47:42,440 --> 00:47:44,280 -A little fake. -Yeah. 706 00:47:44,360 --> 00:47:46,720 -Probably because of the gluten. -Gluten. 707 00:47:46,800 --> 00:47:49,000 Let's have some focus, kids! 708 00:47:49,080 --> 00:47:51,160 I promised Doro results. 709 00:47:51,240 --> 00:47:55,280 Are we sure that the Albanians sell drugs out of this van? 710 00:47:55,360 --> 00:47:56,920 Yeah, for sure. 711 00:47:57,000 --> 00:47:58,120 They have four of them. 712 00:47:58,880 --> 00:48:00,440 Soon it'll be three. 713 00:48:00,520 --> 00:48:03,080 -I was about to explain something, Jakob. -I've got it. 714 00:48:03,160 --> 00:48:06,320 -Wait, I haven't even… -Are you nuts? 715 00:48:08,280 --> 00:48:10,360 He just won't be told. Look! 716 00:48:10,440 --> 00:48:12,600 Come on. This can't be happening. 717 00:48:12,680 --> 00:48:16,320 -Crazy. Now what? -Crazy dude. 718 00:48:23,960 --> 00:48:26,560 -Will you be my husband? -Yeah, totally! 719 00:48:31,080 --> 00:48:36,640 I said we'd send a clear signal. And I reckon that's what we've done. 720 00:48:36,720 --> 00:48:38,560 Jakob just went for it. 721 00:48:38,640 --> 00:48:40,200 The guy was twice as big as him! 722 00:48:40,280 --> 00:48:41,280 This big. 723 00:48:41,360 --> 00:48:43,720 No, not twice as big. A little bigger, yeah? 724 00:48:43,800 --> 00:48:46,240 Pain really doesn't bother you, right? 725 00:48:47,240 --> 00:48:48,720 He's a real Buba! 726 00:48:48,800 --> 00:48:50,680 -Buba! -Buba? 727 00:48:50,760 --> 00:48:54,240 Hey, it's an Albanian fairy-tale character. 728 00:48:54,320 --> 00:48:58,240 Buba starts out a harmless creature that's seduced by the demon Boller 729 00:48:58,320 --> 00:49:00,120 and becomes a heartless monster. 730 00:49:00,760 --> 00:49:04,520 It's a great metaphor. I'm just not sure what for. 731 00:49:04,600 --> 00:49:05,640 Cool. 732 00:49:05,720 --> 00:49:09,520 Hey, you have an Albanian name now. Like the rest of us. 733 00:49:10,680 --> 00:49:14,560 My real name is Christian, and Enes's real name is Sandro. 734 00:49:14,640 --> 00:49:15,680 Enes? 735 00:49:16,520 --> 00:49:18,680 Yeah, he's my twin brother. 736 00:49:21,200 --> 00:49:22,680 He didn't quite finish growing. 737 00:49:24,480 --> 00:49:26,720 They're brothers. Just like us. 738 00:49:27,560 --> 00:49:30,200 -May I? -Yeah, of course. Say "hello." 739 00:49:31,120 --> 00:49:32,520 Hi there, Buba. 740 00:49:33,360 --> 00:49:35,200 Family is great. 741 00:49:35,800 --> 00:49:38,720 He's right. Our Buba. 742 00:49:39,640 --> 00:49:42,800 So I need a new name too, people. 743 00:49:44,080 --> 00:49:48,080 Maybe something out of a fairy tale too. A king, maybe. A warrior? 744 00:49:48,760 --> 00:49:50,000 A wizard? 745 00:49:50,080 --> 00:49:51,360 What about Erblin? 746 00:49:51,440 --> 00:49:53,840 Erblin is totally cool. 747 00:49:53,920 --> 00:49:55,360 Way cool. 748 00:49:56,000 --> 00:49:57,960 Erblin means "scent of the linden tree." 749 00:49:58,040 --> 00:50:00,920 It's really, really beautiful, right? 750 00:50:01,000 --> 00:50:02,280 Yeah, really. 751 00:50:03,560 --> 00:50:05,880 Or should we have another little think? 752 00:50:05,960 --> 00:50:08,400 To Buba and Erblin! 753 00:50:08,480 --> 00:50:10,920 Yes, to Buba and Erblin! 754 00:50:11,560 --> 00:50:13,840 -Cheers! -Down the hatch! 755 00:50:16,560 --> 00:50:17,600 Cheers! 756 00:50:23,080 --> 00:50:25,360 You can't just creep up like that! 757 00:50:25,440 --> 00:50:27,880 -Just wanted to return the jacket. -What happened? 758 00:50:27,960 --> 00:50:29,160 What do you mean? 759 00:50:29,240 --> 00:50:34,160 Oh, right. No, it's nothing. It's from the stunt show. Crazy Canyon. 760 00:50:34,240 --> 00:50:36,240 Are you, like, the world's worst stuntman? 761 00:50:37,120 --> 00:50:40,680 I wanted to ask if you minded doing another tattoo for me? 762 00:50:40,760 --> 00:50:42,200 Sure, so we have a plan. 763 00:50:42,880 --> 00:50:45,920 I'll give you a good price as you're becoming a regular. 764 00:50:46,000 --> 00:50:49,520 So, I'll just swing by and we'll see one another. About the tattoo. 765 00:50:49,600 --> 00:50:51,120 -Yes. -Cool. 766 00:50:52,520 --> 00:50:54,800 We'll deal with the jacket next time then. 767 00:50:56,760 --> 00:50:58,080 Dude, not okay. 768 00:50:58,680 --> 00:51:02,160 I've been trying to reach you for two hours. Where have you been? 769 00:51:02,240 --> 00:51:05,880 -I… What's with the car? -It's mine. Get in. 770 00:51:07,920 --> 00:51:10,960 Mafia style. The kind of thing a future boss drives. 771 00:51:20,040 --> 00:51:23,760 The real Albanians wanted revenge for what the fake Albanians had done. 772 00:51:23,840 --> 00:51:28,640 And the fake Albanians wanted revenge for what the real Albanians had done. 773 00:51:29,760 --> 00:51:32,720 And then the real Albanians… Yeah, it was really complicated. 774 00:51:33,760 --> 00:51:38,040 But how does the saying go? Make an unpleasant task useful. 775 00:51:44,240 --> 00:51:46,000 REALISTIC STUNT SHOW AT CRAZY CANYON 776 00:51:46,080 --> 00:51:48,080 -Is that good? -Really good. 777 00:51:48,640 --> 00:51:49,480 Cheers! 778 00:52:05,960 --> 00:52:07,240 CUTS TO FACE/BLACK EYE/ CRACKED RIBS 779 00:52:12,560 --> 00:52:14,200 Cheers! 780 00:52:15,120 --> 00:52:16,920 You decided how you want to celebrate? 781 00:52:17,000 --> 00:52:19,120 -You bet. -The traditional Albanian way. 782 00:52:19,200 --> 00:52:20,680 For the family's sake. 783 00:52:21,520 --> 00:52:24,920 Hey, Yeta. How does a traditional Albanian wedding work? 784 00:52:25,000 --> 00:52:26,280 How would I know? 785 00:52:28,840 --> 00:52:31,320 Because you said you'd help us with it. 786 00:52:32,240 --> 00:52:35,040 You know very well that I'm not from Albania, Christian. 787 00:52:35,120 --> 00:52:36,840 My name's Laura, people. Laura. 788 00:52:39,480 --> 00:52:42,360 I guess I could Google it for you, though. 789 00:52:42,440 --> 00:52:43,760 Really? Cool. 790 00:52:43,840 --> 00:52:46,160 Oh, man. I'm so happy for you. 791 00:52:48,160 --> 00:52:51,160 I read that in France, dead people can marry. 792 00:52:52,520 --> 00:52:54,360 -That's crazy, isn't it? -Paris… 793 00:52:54,440 --> 00:52:55,880 Ah, Doro. 794 00:52:55,960 --> 00:52:59,280 The paintball factory in Falkenwalde belongs to us too. 795 00:52:59,360 --> 00:53:02,440 If we keep this up, in three months we'll have taken over-- 796 00:53:02,520 --> 00:53:05,080 You don't get to decide that, Erwin. 797 00:53:05,160 --> 00:53:07,560 Erblin. No, of course not. 798 00:53:07,640 --> 00:53:10,800 Enough. I don't want anyone to die. 799 00:53:10,880 --> 00:53:13,200 I don't think they'll stop. Because they started it. 800 00:53:13,280 --> 00:53:16,840 I've had enough of this war too. But I think we have to push through. 801 00:53:44,080 --> 00:53:48,320 Hey, babe. I've been really busy and can't pick you up. Really sorry. 802 00:53:49,840 --> 00:53:54,440 WHAT? I CAN'T STAND IT HERE ANY LONGER! 803 00:54:06,200 --> 00:54:09,480 Sorry, I have a ton of work opportunities opening up for me here. 804 00:54:09,560 --> 00:54:14,280 Probably best we stop writing. I think your mom reads all our messages. 805 00:54:14,800 --> 00:54:16,040 Shit. 806 00:54:18,760 --> 00:54:21,640 -I didn't know you had a nickname. -Yeah.. 807 00:54:21,720 --> 00:54:25,480 Yeah, I know the monster's called Buba. Just didn't know you had the same name. 808 00:54:25,560 --> 00:54:27,640 -Mm-hmm. -Who calls you that? 809 00:54:31,040 --> 00:54:35,480 Friends. And colleagues. Like Marcus from Crazy Canyon. 810 00:54:36,320 --> 00:54:39,160 Oh. Here, hold this. Hold this. 811 00:54:40,120 --> 00:54:42,080 Everyone has their own name. 812 00:54:42,160 --> 00:54:44,360 Like in a little family. 813 00:54:44,440 --> 00:54:46,480 -Hold this. -Mm-hmm. 814 00:54:46,560 --> 00:54:47,680 Let me. 815 00:54:49,680 --> 00:54:50,720 Wait. 816 00:54:54,640 --> 00:54:57,280 -Is it bad? -No, it's good. 817 00:55:01,800 --> 00:55:02,920 Right. 818 00:55:03,800 --> 00:55:05,400 I'm about to finish up for the day. 819 00:55:05,480 --> 00:55:07,840 Stay for a drink. It doesn't have to be beer. 820 00:55:07,920 --> 00:55:11,080 -For sure. -Maybe at my place, by the lake. 821 00:55:11,160 --> 00:55:13,360 You didn't really like the bench the other day. 822 00:55:13,440 --> 00:55:15,480 I can't tonight. Just remembered. 823 00:55:15,560 --> 00:55:18,640 I have to go do this… thing. 824 00:55:18,720 --> 00:55:19,600 Thing? 825 00:55:19,680 --> 00:55:24,480 But maybe we could watch the Oscars together tomorrow night. 826 00:55:24,560 --> 00:55:27,040 DiCaprio is going to lose again. 827 00:55:27,640 --> 00:55:29,320 -Yeah? -Yeah. 828 00:55:31,400 --> 00:55:33,720 Oh… does it hurt a lot? 829 00:55:33,800 --> 00:55:36,360 -Yes. -So that's good? 830 00:55:49,520 --> 00:55:53,200 Know the moment in a movie when two people kiss and the door suddenly opens? 831 00:55:53,280 --> 00:55:55,960 Then some asshole walks in and spoils it all? 832 00:55:56,880 --> 00:55:59,920 -Is something up? -No idea, Jule. Is something up? 833 00:56:01,680 --> 00:56:04,960 Oh, okay, so see you tomorrow… 834 00:56:05,040 --> 00:56:06,760 -Hold on, we're not done. -Bye. 835 00:56:09,720 --> 00:56:12,720 -Maybe he is a little weird. -So you read my messages? 836 00:56:12,800 --> 00:56:16,120 -Where did you get that idea? -You're spying on me with a damn app. 837 00:56:19,280 --> 00:56:20,400 Jacket. 838 00:56:25,400 --> 00:56:28,280 That felt better than winning against DiCaprio. 839 00:56:28,360 --> 00:56:30,600 And it wasn't even with tongues. 840 00:56:31,800 --> 00:56:34,720 It was way too much for my negative account. 841 00:56:44,360 --> 00:56:47,880 Yeah. Definitely too much. 842 00:56:50,560 --> 00:56:51,400 Dante! 843 00:56:56,680 --> 00:56:57,600 Dante! 844 00:56:59,880 --> 00:57:03,480 Where've you been? I wanted to talk to you. I have a great idea. 845 00:57:04,400 --> 00:57:05,800 What's with your lip? 846 00:57:05,880 --> 00:57:07,120 What's with your hair? 847 00:57:07,200 --> 00:57:10,560 It's "Sundown Hazel." Goes better with my jacket. 848 00:57:11,360 --> 00:57:14,880 Hold on. What were you expecting when you walked in? 849 00:57:16,480 --> 00:57:17,320 Nothing. 850 00:57:17,400 --> 00:57:19,640 You thought something had happened. 851 00:57:19,720 --> 00:57:20,920 Nah. 852 00:57:21,000 --> 00:57:22,440 Where've you been? 853 00:57:26,440 --> 00:57:28,520 Ugh, I'll leave you to finish up. 854 00:57:28,600 --> 00:57:29,960 Just tell me! 855 00:57:39,040 --> 00:57:41,160 What happened to us, Jakob? 856 00:57:42,200 --> 00:57:44,680 We always told each other everything. 857 00:57:45,200 --> 00:57:49,280 Trust doesn't just grow back, Jakob. 858 00:57:50,800 --> 00:57:52,840 Broken is broken. 859 00:57:57,560 --> 00:57:59,080 I'm seeing a woman. 860 00:58:03,080 --> 00:58:04,960 Have you lost your mind? 861 00:58:05,040 --> 00:58:07,040 What kind of woman? 862 00:58:08,280 --> 00:58:09,120 The regular kind. 863 00:58:09,200 --> 00:58:10,480 Since when? 864 00:58:12,520 --> 00:58:13,720 Since a while back. 865 00:58:14,840 --> 00:58:16,800 Since we started with the Albanians. 866 00:58:17,400 --> 00:58:19,240 And today, she kissed me. 867 00:58:19,320 --> 00:58:20,640 Well, nearly… 868 00:58:21,520 --> 00:58:23,960 I was so happy. 869 00:58:24,040 --> 00:58:26,600 And that's why I thought… I thought… 870 00:58:26,680 --> 00:58:28,560 That you killed me. 871 00:58:29,320 --> 00:58:32,800 You didn't quite pull it off 30 years ago. 872 00:58:32,880 --> 00:58:35,080 I hope it was worth the fun. 873 00:58:36,520 --> 00:58:39,400 You never actually wanted to come to Disneyland with me. 874 00:58:40,120 --> 00:58:42,200 And you don't give a fuck about Harlan either. 875 00:58:42,280 --> 00:58:43,240 Harold. 876 00:58:45,000 --> 00:58:46,720 Wow, Jakob. Wow. 877 00:58:47,480 --> 00:58:48,640 Fuck you. 878 00:59:04,920 --> 00:59:07,720 I had to be sure you weren't doing something stupid. 879 00:59:07,800 --> 00:59:08,960 I'm your daughter. 880 00:59:09,040 --> 00:59:10,600 Yes, that's exactly why. 881 00:59:11,120 --> 00:59:13,760 Mom, I totally get it that you wanted a fresh start. 882 00:59:13,840 --> 00:59:18,240 But other mothers join a dating website or fly to Bali for a month, or something. 883 00:59:18,320 --> 00:59:19,840 I'm not doing it for me. 884 00:59:19,920 --> 00:59:21,480 Who, then? 885 00:59:21,560 --> 00:59:25,040 I was happy. I had friends, family, Alex. 886 00:59:25,840 --> 00:59:27,480 Even my mom used to be cooler. 887 00:59:27,560 --> 00:59:28,560 No. 888 00:59:28,640 --> 00:59:32,200 You and I are a family. They don't give a crap about us. 889 00:59:32,280 --> 00:59:34,280 Not us. They don't give a crap about you. 890 00:59:36,080 --> 00:59:37,800 You'll see. Alex will get me out of here. 891 00:59:57,240 --> 00:59:58,160 Hey. 892 00:59:58,240 --> 00:59:59,880 Go away, I'm thinking. 893 01:00:01,800 --> 01:00:04,080 I don't know what I was thinking either. 894 01:00:05,000 --> 01:00:08,080 I'll save up just for us. For California. I promise. 895 01:00:14,080 --> 01:00:15,600 So, I've thought about it. 896 01:00:16,600 --> 01:00:19,880 Maybe there is a way you can still go on your date. 897 01:00:19,960 --> 01:00:21,160 Yeah? How? 898 01:00:21,240 --> 01:00:27,040 If you want to let little Buba out of its cage for the first time in its life, 899 01:00:27,120 --> 01:00:30,960 then you need to balance it out upfront first. Big time. 900 01:00:31,040 --> 01:00:33,560 You're clear about that, right? Big time. 901 01:00:34,520 --> 01:00:36,160 Seriously. Way more than usual. 902 01:00:36,240 --> 01:00:37,560 Yeah. Of course. 903 01:00:38,440 --> 01:00:39,760 I already have an idea. 904 01:00:40,280 --> 01:00:42,920 For now, it has to stay between us. Just the Ottos. 905 01:00:43,000 --> 01:00:44,760 -Just the Ottos. -Just the Ottos. 906 01:00:44,840 --> 01:00:46,680 -Just the Ottos. -Just the Ottos. 907 01:00:46,760 --> 01:00:48,520 -Just the Ottos! -Just the Ottos. 908 01:00:51,000 --> 01:00:52,040 Just the Ottos. 909 01:00:53,120 --> 01:00:55,840 CHAPTER III MAXIMUM DISCOMFORT 910 01:00:57,120 --> 01:01:00,640 So, you go in there and grab the box with the coke. 911 01:01:00,720 --> 01:01:03,520 And if anything at all moves out here, I'll let you know. 912 01:01:04,280 --> 01:01:05,960 I'll be with you the whole time. 913 01:01:08,560 --> 01:01:12,680 Look, Mossad used the same ones in the 90s. 914 01:01:13,960 --> 01:01:16,440 So, maybe not the exact same brand but… 915 01:01:17,040 --> 01:01:18,480 Pull your shirt up. 916 01:01:24,920 --> 01:01:26,240 Jule is a tattoo artist. 917 01:01:27,040 --> 01:01:28,600 And she has other customers? 918 01:01:32,840 --> 01:01:35,520 The tattoos on our upper arms are still the best. 919 01:01:35,600 --> 01:01:36,480 Yeah, of course. 920 01:01:42,320 --> 01:01:43,880 Testing. Testing. 921 01:01:46,200 --> 01:01:49,440 Keep telling me exactly what you see. Do you copy? 922 01:01:49,520 --> 01:01:50,560 Got it. 923 01:01:50,640 --> 01:01:52,360 You say, "Copy that, over." 924 01:01:52,440 --> 01:01:53,640 Okay. 925 01:01:54,360 --> 01:01:56,280 Copy that. Over. 926 01:01:57,840 --> 01:01:58,920 Yes. 927 01:02:10,720 --> 01:02:14,160 Dante, come on, I can hear you. 928 01:02:15,800 --> 01:02:16,960 I don't hear a thing. 929 01:02:25,160 --> 01:02:27,640 The stuff here isn't even organic. 930 01:02:28,320 --> 01:02:30,200 They're crooks, Jakob. 931 01:02:33,000 --> 01:02:35,520 Mom, I was busy. 932 01:02:36,800 --> 01:02:38,520 I was on vacation. 933 01:02:39,680 --> 01:02:40,800 Got back last week. 934 01:02:41,440 --> 01:02:42,800 There's a guard at the door. 935 01:02:43,320 --> 01:02:45,760 Get in there. It must be the warehouse. 936 01:02:46,880 --> 01:02:50,360 Just think about what you can get up to later with your tattoo artist. 937 01:02:51,640 --> 01:02:52,560 Hey, copy. 938 01:02:52,640 --> 01:02:54,280 Yeah, got it. Copied. 939 01:02:54,920 --> 01:02:55,880 Over that. 940 01:03:01,040 --> 01:03:03,040 Got to go. Bye, Mom. 941 01:03:13,880 --> 01:03:14,840 What was that? 942 01:03:14,920 --> 01:03:16,760 Nothing. It's over here. 943 01:03:17,360 --> 01:03:18,520 Okay. 944 01:03:19,080 --> 01:03:20,560 The pig bit me. 945 01:03:21,440 --> 01:03:25,320 Shouldn't I get a tetanus vaccine right away or something? 946 01:03:25,400 --> 01:03:30,400 After a tetanus vaccine, a man's testicles shrink by up to 64%. 947 01:03:30,480 --> 01:03:33,440 The outlook is as bad for the ovaries. 948 01:03:33,520 --> 01:03:35,360 I read it in New Vogue. 949 01:03:37,040 --> 01:03:38,120 Over, or what? 950 01:03:39,040 --> 01:03:41,360 We always say over. Over. 951 01:03:43,920 --> 01:03:45,880 Dante, what's up? Over. 952 01:03:45,960 --> 01:03:48,440 Be there in twenty. Just need to collect some cash. 953 01:03:48,520 --> 01:03:50,040 Keep going. 954 01:03:50,120 --> 01:03:52,720 I was having some food. It's all going according to plan. 955 01:03:52,800 --> 01:03:54,840 All I see is baking stuff. 956 01:03:54,920 --> 01:03:55,840 Keep looking. 957 01:03:55,920 --> 01:03:58,160 They wouldn't store their coke next to the pretzels. 958 01:03:58,240 --> 01:04:00,240 No, that would be… Hold on. 959 01:04:05,200 --> 01:04:08,600 There are small boxes with packets of white powder. 960 01:04:08,680 --> 01:04:09,880 Sure it's not flour? 961 01:04:09,960 --> 01:04:11,520 Pretty sure. 962 01:04:11,600 --> 01:04:12,840 Or baking powder? 963 01:04:13,360 --> 01:04:16,360 No, baking powder… Yeah, it could be baking powder. 964 01:04:16,440 --> 01:04:18,240 -So try it. -What do you mean, try it? 965 01:04:18,320 --> 01:04:20,480 Maybe it's not what it says on the packet. 966 01:04:20,560 --> 01:04:22,360 And how can I tell it's coke? 967 01:04:22,440 --> 01:04:23,800 You'll feel it. 968 01:04:30,160 --> 01:04:33,360 Tastes bitter. What does coke taste like? 969 01:04:33,440 --> 01:04:35,000 Or baking powder? 970 01:04:35,080 --> 01:04:36,800 What do I know? Try sniffing it. 971 01:04:40,440 --> 01:04:41,520 Well? 972 01:04:42,560 --> 01:04:45,240 -I think it's baking powder. -Shit. 973 01:04:46,160 --> 01:04:48,480 Do you think I've done enough for my date with Jule? 974 01:04:48,560 --> 01:04:50,120 Because I feel pretty good. 975 01:04:50,200 --> 01:04:52,720 I mean really good. And that's bad. 976 01:04:52,800 --> 01:04:55,280 Maybe I could find someone to hit me in the face. 977 01:04:55,360 --> 01:04:57,760 Although, too much blood isn't good, is it? 978 01:04:57,840 --> 01:05:00,920 It's better not to bleed too much on a date. Especially on the face. 979 01:05:01,000 --> 01:05:02,600 Or… another idea. 980 01:05:02,680 --> 01:05:05,800 How much baking powder would I have to eat to get really sick? 981 01:05:05,880 --> 01:05:08,600 Jakob, it wasn't baking powder in that box. 982 01:05:08,680 --> 01:05:11,720 You sure? Because if it was coke, I'd feel it. I don't feel a thing. 983 01:05:11,800 --> 01:05:15,120 I don't feel any different. I mean, my blood sugar might be low. Over. 984 01:05:17,120 --> 01:05:19,520 Just take the fucking box. 985 01:05:24,680 --> 01:05:25,880 Jakob. 986 01:06:33,360 --> 01:06:36,960 WHITE HORSES 987 01:06:49,080 --> 01:06:50,280 Dante? 988 01:06:55,280 --> 01:06:57,440 And the moral of the story? 989 01:06:58,360 --> 01:07:00,240 You don't recognise evil 990 01:07:01,800 --> 01:07:03,200 until it's chewed you up, 991 01:07:04,320 --> 01:07:07,720 you are dead and evil is full up. 992 01:07:14,600 --> 01:07:17,040 It goes snip and snap. 993 01:07:19,200 --> 01:07:21,440 The scissors cut the thumbs right off. 994 01:07:26,360 --> 01:07:27,920 I hope the fun was worth it. 995 01:07:38,000 --> 01:07:40,320 They were both gone. 996 01:07:40,400 --> 01:07:41,280 Dante? 997 01:07:46,720 --> 01:07:47,560 Shit. 998 01:07:54,800 --> 01:07:55,680 Jakob. 999 01:07:57,960 --> 01:07:58,960 Jakob. 1000 01:08:01,680 --> 01:08:03,240 You okay? 1001 01:08:04,120 --> 01:08:05,000 I think so. 1002 01:08:05,080 --> 01:08:06,760 My radio suddenly died. 1003 01:08:18,680 --> 01:08:20,360 Come on, let's go! 1004 01:08:30,040 --> 01:08:33,840 Don't worry about it. That was self-defence. 1005 01:08:34,439 --> 01:08:36,040 I won't tell anyone. 1006 01:08:36,120 --> 01:08:39,720 And it was totally worth it for your negative balance too. 1007 01:08:39,800 --> 01:08:44,640 After that operation, you can give your Jule a proper screwing. 1008 01:08:46,040 --> 01:08:47,120 Screw, screw. 1009 01:08:57,880 --> 01:08:59,760 Hey! What are you doing? 1010 01:09:01,080 --> 01:09:02,520 -Are you crazy? -Are you crazy? 1011 01:09:02,600 --> 01:09:05,880 -Why are you pissed at me? -You must have seen the car! 1012 01:09:05,960 --> 01:09:07,120 What car? 1013 01:09:07,200 --> 01:09:10,399 The Albanian boss' car was there just now. It wasn't there before. 1014 01:09:10,479 --> 01:09:12,120 It was. Right? 1015 01:09:12,200 --> 01:09:13,520 You made me a murderer. 1016 01:09:13,600 --> 01:09:16,319 -Just to score a few points with Doro. -Bullshit. 1017 01:09:16,399 --> 01:09:20,359 Like you say: invest in yourself, work for yourself and pay yourself. 1018 01:09:20,439 --> 01:09:23,840 Everything's about you. It's always all for you. 1019 01:09:24,680 --> 01:09:27,640 The Albanians have noticed what a loser you are too. 1020 01:09:27,720 --> 01:09:30,520 -You'll never be anyone's leader. -Shut your mouth… 1021 01:09:32,040 --> 01:09:34,040 You'd be totally screwed without me. 1022 01:09:34,120 --> 01:09:35,680 I told you to shut your mouth. 1023 01:10:30,280 --> 01:10:32,560 Dante was a really crap brother. 1024 01:10:33,240 --> 01:10:35,840 But I was a really good stuntman. 1025 01:10:35,920 --> 01:10:38,160 I knew I couldn't rely on you. 1026 01:10:38,240 --> 01:10:39,280 Really good. 1027 01:11:01,280 --> 01:11:05,640 I'd lived with the big bad wolf my whole life, without even realising it. 1028 01:11:07,760 --> 01:11:10,680 Even though his disguise wasn't even that good. 1029 01:11:20,360 --> 01:11:21,600 Yeah, it's me. 1030 01:11:22,680 --> 01:11:26,240 You left your pills here. Just wanted to let you know. 1031 01:11:27,360 --> 01:11:28,800 Asshole. 1032 01:11:45,480 --> 01:11:48,120 VITAMINS 1033 01:11:54,240 --> 01:11:55,360 ZINC AND SELENIUM 1034 01:12:30,160 --> 01:12:32,160 DANTE IS AN ASSHOLE 1035 01:12:47,840 --> 01:12:51,480 There's only one thing worse than believing in the wrong things. 1036 01:12:52,240 --> 01:12:54,320 Believing in the wrong people. 1037 01:12:55,160 --> 01:12:57,600 But now the lies were over. 1038 01:12:58,560 --> 01:13:01,480 CHAPTER IV BUBA'S FAIRY TALE 1039 01:13:18,000 --> 01:13:19,000 Wow. 1040 01:13:20,360 --> 01:13:21,680 So your lip's better, then? 1041 01:13:21,760 --> 01:13:22,960 Yes. 1042 01:13:23,920 --> 01:13:26,200 What's with your hand? It was intact yesterday. 1043 01:13:26,280 --> 01:13:27,640 Someone bit me. 1044 01:13:27,720 --> 01:13:28,720 Bit you? 1045 01:13:28,800 --> 01:13:32,360 Yes, Dante and I stole 10 kilos of coke from a bakery earlier and… 1046 01:13:32,960 --> 01:13:36,040 A few things didn't quite go according to plan. 1047 01:13:36,120 --> 01:13:37,560 Are you serious? 1048 01:13:37,640 --> 01:13:38,560 Yes. 1049 01:13:38,640 --> 01:13:42,800 I work for an Albanian family and the coke was for them. 1050 01:13:43,720 --> 01:13:45,160 They're actually really nice. 1051 01:13:45,240 --> 01:13:48,720 Two of the guys are getting married tomorrow. 1052 01:13:48,800 --> 01:13:50,560 At their headquarters. 1053 01:13:50,640 --> 01:13:53,840 Headquarters, I mean, it's actually a small hotel. 1054 01:13:53,920 --> 01:13:55,680 It's pretty cosy and… 1055 01:13:56,360 --> 01:13:59,320 Yeah, I thought maybe we could go together? 1056 01:13:59,400 --> 01:14:01,160 You could meet everyone. 1057 01:14:02,480 --> 01:14:03,480 Should we go in first? 1058 01:14:06,120 --> 01:14:06,960 What's this? 1059 01:14:08,120 --> 01:14:11,840 Right, the Albanians. They're not what you think. 1060 01:14:11,920 --> 01:14:14,240 They're not actually Albanian. 1061 01:14:14,320 --> 01:14:16,680 -They just eat cake all day. -No. 1062 01:14:16,760 --> 01:14:18,360 They're never what you think. 1063 01:14:19,680 --> 01:14:22,800 One morning you wake up, your husband is dead and his head's in the yard. 1064 01:14:24,280 --> 01:14:26,280 I've had enough of those types. 1065 01:14:27,440 --> 01:14:29,760 -Your husband was in the mafia. -Please leave. 1066 01:14:29,840 --> 01:14:33,160 No, wait. The good news is, I don't have to work for them anymore. 1067 01:14:33,240 --> 01:14:36,520 I don't have to do anything I don't want to. I'm Little Red Riding Hood. 1068 01:14:36,600 --> 01:14:37,640 The real-life version. 1069 01:14:37,720 --> 01:14:39,280 What? 1070 01:14:39,360 --> 01:14:41,280 She didn't know it was her grandma. 1071 01:14:41,360 --> 01:14:45,640 The wolf told her it was regular meat. 1072 01:14:45,720 --> 01:14:48,960 A schnitzel or something. Little Red Riding Hood didn't have a choice. 1073 01:14:49,040 --> 01:14:51,240 She had to eat was put in front of her. 1074 01:14:51,320 --> 01:14:53,720 How does that relate to you working for the mafia? 1075 01:14:53,800 --> 01:14:57,080 Well, I was… I didn't have a… 1076 01:14:57,160 --> 01:14:59,840 Maybe the Red Riding Hood thing is overcomplicating stuff. 1077 01:14:59,920 --> 01:15:00,760 Bye, Jakob. 1078 01:15:02,680 --> 01:15:03,760 Seriously? 1079 01:15:11,200 --> 01:15:12,120 Bye. 1080 01:16:20,280 --> 01:16:21,320 OTTO SPERM 1081 01:16:27,600 --> 01:16:31,000 So, who's King of the World now? 1082 01:16:33,320 --> 01:16:34,640 Still DiCaprio. 1083 01:16:39,520 --> 01:16:42,160 To the newlyweds. Cheers! 1084 01:16:42,240 --> 01:16:43,840 Cheers! 1085 01:16:43,920 --> 01:16:44,880 Cheers. 1086 01:16:47,240 --> 01:16:48,920 Doro, I have something to tell you. 1087 01:16:49,000 --> 01:16:50,120 I screwed up. 1088 01:16:50,200 --> 01:16:54,000 To Abnor and Ili, cheers! 1089 01:16:54,080 --> 01:16:55,120 Cheers! 1090 01:16:55,200 --> 01:16:56,200 Cheers. 1091 01:16:56,920 --> 01:16:59,160 It all started when I met this woman again. 1092 01:16:59,240 --> 01:17:01,680 And to love. Cheers! 1093 01:17:04,680 --> 01:17:06,440 I didn't mean to hurt anyone. 1094 01:17:07,280 --> 01:17:09,280 But I have blood on my hands. 1095 01:17:09,360 --> 01:17:13,240 Let's discuss it all in peace tomorrow. 1096 01:17:13,320 --> 01:17:16,520 A chicken can only dream about what a fox must do. 1097 01:17:18,360 --> 01:17:19,200 Cheers. 1098 01:17:20,240 --> 01:17:21,280 Cheers. 1099 01:17:34,440 --> 01:17:36,960 Are you sure this music is Albanian? 1100 01:17:37,040 --> 01:17:39,880 It sounds a little Greek, doesn't it? 1101 01:17:40,920 --> 01:17:41,760 No idea. 1102 01:17:42,960 --> 01:17:46,840 It's always good to have a real Albanian around. Laura. 1103 01:17:56,960 --> 01:17:59,760 LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING YOU 1104 01:18:05,000 --> 01:18:07,400 I'LL BE RIGHT THERE, BABE 1105 01:18:22,280 --> 01:18:26,640 And at that moment, I realised you can choose your family. 1106 01:18:31,640 --> 01:18:32,840 Maxine. 1107 01:18:37,040 --> 01:18:37,880 Fuck. 1108 01:19:06,320 --> 01:19:08,720 What a beautiful bride and groom. 1109 01:19:10,360 --> 01:19:13,400 Abnor, Ilib, to you. 1110 01:19:14,040 --> 01:19:15,400 Cheers! 1111 01:19:18,520 --> 01:19:23,560 I also brought something for you. 1112 01:19:24,720 --> 01:19:25,960 Lights. 1113 01:19:27,240 --> 01:19:29,120 Lights on. 1114 01:19:29,760 --> 01:19:32,280 On. Lights. On. 1115 01:19:42,800 --> 01:19:44,120 Well, well, well. 1116 01:19:54,760 --> 01:19:59,040 A line from the wonderful movie, Bambi II. 1117 01:19:59,720 --> 01:20:04,640 Like Bambi, Jakob and I had to get by without a mother from an early age. 1118 01:20:04,720 --> 01:20:06,760 Without a real family. 1119 01:20:06,840 --> 01:20:08,080 Completely alone. 1120 01:20:09,920 --> 01:20:11,200 Then you came along. 1121 01:20:12,200 --> 01:20:13,920 You know, when I look at you, 1122 01:20:15,160 --> 01:20:16,360 I feel… 1123 01:20:18,080 --> 01:20:19,840 so much… 1124 01:20:21,040 --> 01:20:21,880 love. 1125 01:20:23,520 --> 01:20:27,360 Okay, maybe not exactly right now. 1126 01:20:28,120 --> 01:20:30,760 Because this family is torn. 1127 01:20:30,840 --> 01:20:33,360 Brothers fighting brothers. 1128 01:20:33,440 --> 01:20:35,720 But we're all Albanians. 1129 01:20:36,440 --> 01:20:39,000 I just couldn't stand by and keep watching Doro 1130 01:20:39,080 --> 01:20:43,160 tear us further apart without even shying away from murdering Jon. 1131 01:20:43,240 --> 01:20:46,720 That's not what we are. 1132 01:20:46,800 --> 01:20:48,680 What are you talking about? 1133 01:20:49,440 --> 01:20:52,440 We have to end this childish dispute. 1134 01:20:53,440 --> 01:20:54,760 Like Bambi, 1135 01:20:55,600 --> 01:20:57,760 we have to grow up too soon. 1136 01:20:57,840 --> 01:21:00,520 And do you know what Bambi became? 1137 01:21:00,600 --> 01:21:02,720 King of the Forest. 1138 01:21:02,800 --> 01:21:05,200 But first, his mother had to die. 1139 01:21:10,080 --> 01:21:11,080 Hey. 1140 01:21:12,080 --> 01:21:13,080 Maxine. 1141 01:21:14,680 --> 01:21:16,720 I'm so glad you got in touch. 1142 01:21:16,800 --> 01:21:17,960 Thanks for coming. 1143 01:21:18,040 --> 01:21:19,360 I have so much to tell you. 1144 01:21:19,440 --> 01:21:23,520 A few weeks ago, I discovered this YouTube channel 1145 01:21:23,600 --> 01:21:26,360 that completely blew my mind. 1146 01:21:26,440 --> 01:21:29,880 Did you know you can imagine anything and then it becomes a reality? 1147 01:21:29,960 --> 01:21:32,480 It's called manifestation, and that's why-- 1148 01:21:32,560 --> 01:21:36,240 So where exactly is this "load of coke", Maxine? 1149 01:21:36,320 --> 01:21:37,480 Who are they? 1150 01:21:38,040 --> 01:21:39,520 He's a colleague of mine. 1151 01:21:41,240 --> 01:21:43,000 -There are three people, Alex. -Yeah. 1152 01:21:43,080 --> 01:21:45,640 -It's a four-seater. -Yeah, so? 1153 01:21:46,960 --> 01:21:49,480 So, I'll have to lie in the trunk on the drive back? 1154 01:21:51,840 --> 01:21:54,280 -No, Leonie's going in the trunk. -What? 1155 01:21:54,960 --> 01:21:58,120 You know, I'm just so happy to see you. 1156 01:21:58,200 --> 01:22:02,120 But I promised my dad that I'd bring the drugs. 1157 01:22:02,200 --> 01:22:05,000 He needs to see he did the right thing by promoting me. 1158 01:22:08,960 --> 01:22:10,520 I'm so happy to see you. 1159 01:22:14,480 --> 01:22:15,840 See you, bye. 1160 01:22:15,920 --> 01:22:17,120 What? 1161 01:22:17,200 --> 01:22:19,960 Jakob and I are really just doing this for you. 1162 01:22:20,840 --> 01:22:23,160 Any last words, Doro? 1163 01:22:24,440 --> 01:22:26,080 I never agreed to this. 1164 01:22:31,360 --> 01:22:33,600 Good evening. How's it going? 1165 01:22:34,640 --> 01:22:37,000 Okay, which one of you is in charge of the drugs? 1166 01:22:37,080 --> 01:22:38,640 The drugs are ours. 1167 01:22:38,720 --> 01:22:39,960 But they have the coke. 1168 01:22:40,040 --> 01:22:42,840 No, that's not true. He's lying. 1169 01:22:42,920 --> 01:22:44,320 -You're lying. -You're lying. 1170 01:22:44,400 --> 01:22:45,520 -You're lying. -Shut up. 1171 01:22:45,600 --> 01:22:47,080 You shut up. 1172 01:22:51,200 --> 01:22:54,360 Could you please not drag me into your personal shit? 1173 01:22:54,440 --> 01:22:57,240 I find that emotionally intrusive of you. 1174 01:22:58,040 --> 01:22:59,040 So… 1175 01:23:04,160 --> 01:23:07,480 Alex, what are you doing? You can't just kill people. 1176 01:23:08,880 --> 01:23:11,600 Could you just leave me to decide that? 1177 01:23:11,680 --> 01:23:13,360 I do this for a living, okay? 1178 01:23:13,440 --> 01:23:14,560 Fuck you, Alex. 1179 01:23:16,920 --> 01:23:18,920 Stop. Where are you going? 1180 01:23:19,800 --> 01:23:21,560 Can we discuss this quietly later? 1181 01:23:21,640 --> 01:23:23,520 Yeah? Okay. 1182 01:23:23,600 --> 01:23:27,280 So, what now? Should I shoot someone else? Huh? 1183 01:23:31,640 --> 01:23:33,040 I have the coke. 1184 01:23:33,120 --> 01:23:35,800 Finally. Hand it over. 1185 01:23:35,880 --> 01:23:38,960 Yeah, you'll get it. But only if you let my people go. 1186 01:23:39,040 --> 01:23:41,440 Everyone except him. He stays here. 1187 01:23:59,320 --> 01:24:00,760 I just have a real problem 1188 01:24:00,840 --> 01:24:04,080 hearing demands from someone 1189 01:24:04,160 --> 01:24:05,360 I just don't respect. 1190 01:24:06,080 --> 01:24:08,040 As a person. Do you know what I mean? 1191 01:24:08,120 --> 01:24:09,080 It triggers you. 1192 01:24:09,160 --> 01:24:10,600 Yes. It totally triggers me. 1193 01:24:11,800 --> 01:24:12,840 Good evening. 1194 01:24:14,000 --> 01:24:15,800 Hey, there. Hi. 1195 01:24:16,560 --> 01:24:17,520 Good evening. 1196 01:24:18,960 --> 01:24:19,800 Jule. 1197 01:24:19,880 --> 01:24:20,800 Good evening. 1198 01:24:20,880 --> 01:24:22,280 I won't hold you up for long. 1199 01:24:22,360 --> 01:24:23,600 Suggestion. 1200 01:24:24,760 --> 01:24:28,320 You lot. Squeeze yourselves back into that hideous car outside. 1201 01:24:29,000 --> 01:24:32,400 And on the way home, you delete my daughter's number. 1202 01:24:32,480 --> 01:24:33,800 Understood? 1203 01:24:35,760 --> 01:24:38,320 I don't understand. Fedya, come on. 1204 01:24:38,400 --> 01:24:40,160 Could you just do as he says? 1205 01:24:40,240 --> 01:24:41,920 This is all taking longer than-- 1206 01:24:44,880 --> 01:24:47,600 Tell your dad to fuck off out of my life for good. 1207 01:24:48,240 --> 01:24:49,400 I'll explain later, okay? 1208 01:24:49,480 --> 01:24:50,440 Uh, cool. 1209 01:25:00,840 --> 01:25:02,520 Okay, so maybe I lied to Jule. 1210 01:25:02,600 --> 01:25:04,520 But she lied to me more. 1211 01:25:04,600 --> 01:25:08,040 The whole tattoo artist thing. She hasn't been doing that for long. 1212 01:25:08,120 --> 01:25:11,440 Before that, she was Alex's dad's favourite hit woman. 1213 01:25:11,520 --> 01:25:13,400 But then he killed her husband, 1214 01:25:13,480 --> 01:25:18,160 and Jule decided to spend more time with her daughter and less time killing. 1215 01:25:18,240 --> 01:25:21,440 I guess killing is like riding a bike. 1216 01:25:21,520 --> 01:25:25,760 When I think about it, I do prefer the mushy version of Little Red Riding Hood. 1217 01:25:25,840 --> 01:25:28,720 The one where Little Red Riding Hood kills the wolf at the end. 1218 01:25:28,800 --> 01:25:31,040 Because he really fucking deserved it. 1219 01:25:31,120 --> 01:25:32,120 Let's get out of here. 1220 01:25:32,200 --> 01:25:33,040 I'm sorry. 1221 01:25:33,120 --> 01:25:35,120 I'm not doing that again. Let's go. 1222 01:25:45,880 --> 01:25:48,760 Listen. When Alex's dad finds out what went down here, 1223 01:25:48,840 --> 01:25:51,200 things will get even messier. Let your people know. 1224 01:25:51,280 --> 01:25:52,760 I think they guessed as much. 1225 01:25:54,400 --> 01:25:55,640 I'll leave you two to talk. 1226 01:25:58,120 --> 01:25:59,560 Right, so… 1227 01:26:02,040 --> 01:26:05,120 Looks like it's time for another relocation. Yay. 1228 01:26:05,200 --> 01:26:07,760 Pity. There could really have been something between us. 1229 01:26:07,840 --> 01:26:10,560 Sorry I wasn't 100% honest about my job. 1230 01:26:13,120 --> 01:26:16,480 And that my daughter put the Bratva onto you guys. 1231 01:26:17,760 --> 01:26:19,760 I'd say we're even. 1232 01:26:22,080 --> 01:26:23,600 Tell me, 1233 01:26:23,680 --> 01:26:28,040 could you ever see us meeting again? I mean… 1234 01:26:28,120 --> 01:26:29,640 Like, properly. 1235 01:26:29,720 --> 01:26:31,680 Such crap. Right, Jakob? 1236 01:26:33,040 --> 01:26:34,040 Go away. 1237 01:26:37,560 --> 01:26:43,160 So you must be the broad that made my brother cause all this shit. 1238 01:26:47,680 --> 01:26:52,160 You knew that grandma was talking nothing but shit. 1239 01:26:52,240 --> 01:26:53,120 What do you mean? 1240 01:26:53,200 --> 01:26:54,960 I found your fucking vitamin C. 1241 01:26:57,280 --> 01:27:02,480 It's not my fault you were set on buying into that guilt crap. 1242 01:27:03,000 --> 01:27:04,880 And the accent too, right? 1243 01:27:15,400 --> 01:27:18,000 He's lied to me my whole life. 1244 01:27:18,080 --> 01:27:20,200 And used me. Like some parasite! 1245 01:27:21,760 --> 01:27:24,200 He's done nothing good his whole life. 1246 01:27:24,280 --> 01:27:25,360 He's vermin. 1247 01:27:25,440 --> 01:27:27,000 A cockroach. 1248 01:27:27,080 --> 01:27:28,960 I don't need to know any of this. 1249 01:27:30,720 --> 01:27:32,680 Come on guys, really? 1250 01:27:33,480 --> 01:27:36,520 Do you think it was always easy for me? 1251 01:27:41,440 --> 01:27:43,960 I was never as lucky as you. 1252 01:27:44,040 --> 01:27:45,160 What luck? 1253 01:27:46,560 --> 01:27:50,120 All the shit you pulled the last few years. 1254 01:27:51,680 --> 01:27:55,880 Have you ever actually seriously got hurt, even once? 1255 01:27:56,520 --> 01:28:00,800 Wherever you go, everyone instantly likes you. 1256 01:28:02,520 --> 01:28:04,720 Even though I'm better looking. 1257 01:28:07,040 --> 01:28:08,600 And the accident back then. 1258 01:28:09,280 --> 01:28:10,160 What about it? 1259 01:28:11,600 --> 01:28:13,800 What do you think would have happened 1260 01:28:14,480 --> 01:28:19,440 if you hadn't snuck off to that tea dance with DiCaprio? 1261 01:28:21,400 --> 01:28:24,080 You always have all the fucking luck. 1262 01:28:24,160 --> 01:28:28,520 But me, poor bastard, I've had to fake being Austrian for 35 years. 1263 01:28:28,600 --> 01:28:30,320 Do you know how unpleasant that is? 1264 01:28:30,960 --> 01:28:33,200 Eating wafers all day long. 1265 01:28:33,280 --> 01:28:35,720 The doctor's thought I had diabetes. 1266 01:28:37,520 --> 01:28:39,720 What use is that to me, huh? 1267 01:28:39,800 --> 01:28:41,960 Careful with that thing. It's not a toy. 1268 01:28:42,040 --> 01:28:42,960 No. 1269 01:28:43,480 --> 01:28:46,600 We're going home now to talk this over. 1270 01:28:46,680 --> 01:28:48,360 Just the Ottos. 1271 01:28:50,000 --> 01:28:51,760 Just you and me! 1272 01:29:06,400 --> 01:29:08,680 Thanks again for the tattoo. 1273 01:29:09,760 --> 01:29:10,960 No, keep it. 1274 01:29:12,000 --> 01:29:13,200 Nice ass, by the way. 1275 01:29:14,000 --> 01:29:15,520 I had fun too. 1276 01:29:16,600 --> 01:29:17,600 One more thing. 1277 01:29:44,440 --> 01:29:46,800 So, back to your question. 1278 01:29:46,880 --> 01:29:48,520 Whether I'm a happy person. 1279 01:29:48,600 --> 01:29:51,600 Yes, of course. And do you know why? 1280 01:29:51,680 --> 01:29:54,880 Because from that day on, I only ever did what I wanted. 1281 01:29:54,960 --> 01:29:56,640 With the people I want. 1282 01:29:56,720 --> 01:29:59,200 Just like normal. Laid back. 1283 01:30:02,280 --> 01:30:04,720 THE END 1284 01:30:04,800 --> 01:30:06,400 How does it go in fairy tales? 1285 01:30:06,480 --> 01:30:10,000 And then I lived happily ever… Oh, yeah right. 1286 01:30:10,080 --> 01:30:13,000 You come here with some kind of gard-- 1287 01:30:14,880 --> 01:30:16,480 I forgot for a second. 1288 01:30:17,440 --> 01:30:20,040 Uh, no. Only Disney has happy endings. 1289 01:30:20,680 --> 01:30:21,600 You fuckers. 1290 01:30:22,320 --> 01:30:23,240 Let's go. 1291 01:30:24,120 --> 01:30:25,120 Wait a second. 1292 01:30:25,200 --> 01:30:26,040 We're leaving. 1293 01:30:28,920 --> 01:30:30,920 Shit, I got brain on my shoe. 1294 01:30:31,520 --> 01:30:34,520 Lenny. Where did you actually get the gun? 1295 01:30:35,360 --> 01:30:37,680 From the 3D printer at school. 1296 01:30:37,760 --> 01:30:40,160 I figured drug dealers have to defend themselves. 1297 01:30:41,120 --> 01:30:42,760 Have you done the math homework? 1298 01:31:17,600 --> 01:31:18,520 Dude. 1299 01:31:36,600 --> 01:31:42,360 Subtitle translation by Larisa Villar Hauser