1 00:00:00,860 --> 00:00:01,600 -Hello, people. 2 00:00:01,600 --> 00:00:05,640 I'm Howie, and this is Bobby, and welcome to another show. 3 00:00:05,640 --> 00:00:09,090 -No, Howie, this is Bobby's World. 4 00:00:09,090 --> 00:00:10,850 -I know that. 5 00:00:10,850 --> 00:00:12,380 What, what are you talking about? 6 00:00:12,380 --> 00:00:14,760 -Well, you said, welcome to another show. 7 00:00:14,760 --> 00:00:16,660 We don't work on another show. 8 00:00:16,660 --> 00:00:18,070 We work on this show. 9 00:00:18,070 --> 00:00:20,130 -Well, that's what it meant. 10 00:00:20,130 --> 00:00:22,230 I mean, if they're watching, then 11 00:00:22,230 --> 00:00:24,520 they, they know it's this show. 12 00:00:24,520 --> 00:00:26,810 -How do you know they're not watching another show. 13 00:00:26,810 --> 00:00:29,480 -Well, some people are, but I'm not talking to them. 14 00:00:29,480 --> 00:00:33,460 -Then neither am I. How dare they. 15 00:00:33,460 --> 00:00:35,150 -Just start the show. 16 00:00:35,150 --> 00:01:18,220 [MUSIC PLAYING - THEME SONG] 17 00:01:18,220 --> 00:01:21,240 -Oh, I love book sales. 18 00:01:21,240 --> 00:01:23,890 They just crank my gee golly motor, don't ya know. 19 00:01:23,890 --> 00:01:24,890 -Mom! 20 00:01:24,890 --> 00:01:25,590 Mom! 21 00:01:25,590 --> 00:01:26,570 I want to get new books, too. 22 00:01:26,570 --> 00:01:26,890 Can I? 23 00:01:26,890 --> 00:01:27,840 Can I? 24 00:01:27,840 --> 00:01:29,270 Ah! 25 00:01:29,270 --> 00:01:32,560 -Perhaps you would like to join our story telling group. 26 00:01:32,560 --> 00:01:35,430 It will give you a chance to sit down 27 00:01:35,430 --> 00:01:38,230 and cool your busy little jets. 28 00:01:38,230 --> 00:01:41,320 -Oh, a little quiet story time. 29 00:01:41,320 --> 00:01:46,540 Doesn't that just sound like fun there, now? 30 00:01:46,540 --> 00:01:49,270 -Welcome to our story circle, boys and girls. 31 00:01:49,270 --> 00:01:52,070 Now, who has a favorite story they'd like to hear. 32 00:01:52,070 --> 00:01:53,060 -I have a favorite story. 33 00:01:53,060 --> 00:01:53,760 I do! 34 00:01:53,760 --> 00:01:54,750 I do! 35 00:01:54,750 --> 00:01:56,070 -And your name is? 36 00:01:56,070 --> 00:01:56,930 -Bobby. 37 00:01:56,930 --> 00:01:57,990 -All right, Bobby. 38 00:01:57,990 --> 00:02:00,750 If you tell me the name of your favorite story, 39 00:02:00,750 --> 00:02:02,010 I'll see if I have it here. 40 00:02:02,010 --> 00:02:04,610 -This is a really good story, OK? 41 00:02:04,610 --> 00:02:06,680 It's about Thanksgiving and the-- 42 00:02:06,680 --> 00:02:10,090 -Bobby, bobby, when I asked you about your favorite story, 43 00:02:10,090 --> 00:02:11,890 I meant a story that was written down. 44 00:02:11,890 --> 00:02:12,780 -That's OK. 45 00:02:12,780 --> 00:02:14,380 You don't have to write it down. 46 00:02:14,380 --> 00:02:16,180 I have it all in my head. 47 00:02:16,180 --> 00:02:18,430 I remember exactly how it happened. 48 00:02:18,430 --> 00:02:20,760 Mom made me a Pilgrim costume, because I 49 00:02:20,760 --> 00:02:23,740 was in a play at school. 50 00:02:23,740 --> 00:02:25,170 -Don't forget your Pilgrim's hat. 51 00:02:25,170 --> 00:02:28,130 That's the best part of the whole shootin' match. 52 00:02:28,130 --> 00:02:29,000 -Woo. 53 00:02:29,000 --> 00:02:31,370 (THINKING) I bet she'll say I look cute in this thing. 54 00:02:31,370 --> 00:02:34,190 -Aww, will you look at how gee golly cute 55 00:02:34,190 --> 00:02:35,950 you are there, now, yeah? 56 00:02:35,950 --> 00:02:37,690 -(THINKING) Told you. 57 00:02:37,690 --> 00:02:39,930 (NARRATING) Everybody was 'cited about the play. 58 00:02:39,930 --> 00:02:43,920 Our family was really 'cited, 'cause right after the play, 59 00:02:43,920 --> 00:02:47,400 we were going to drive to Flagpole, Arizona in a brand 60 00:02:47,400 --> 00:02:49,540 new van that dad had just bought. 61 00:02:49,540 --> 00:02:51,930 We were going to visit Grandma and Grandpa 62 00:02:51,930 --> 00:02:54,150 Generic for Thanksgiving. 63 00:02:54,150 --> 00:02:55,120 Jerome? 64 00:02:55,120 --> 00:02:57,210 Why are you dressed like that? 65 00:02:57,210 --> 00:03:01,040 -My teacher said to come dressed in a costume. 66 00:03:01,040 --> 00:03:04,000 -Some people just don't get it. 67 00:03:04,000 --> 00:03:05,150 -Hi, Bobby. 68 00:03:05,150 --> 00:03:06,820 -Wanna hear my line? 69 00:03:06,820 --> 00:03:11,030 When we think of Thanksgiving, we think of turkey. 70 00:03:11,030 --> 00:03:11,990 I'll never forget it. 71 00:03:11,990 --> 00:03:13,180 I memorized it. 72 00:03:13,180 --> 00:03:15,350 -That's very professional, Bobby. 73 00:03:15,350 --> 00:03:18,240 Some of the kids are coming over to my house after the play. 74 00:03:18,240 --> 00:03:19,400 You wanna come? 75 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:21,050 -We're leaving right after the play 76 00:03:21,050 --> 00:03:23,840 to go to Flagpole, Arizona for Thanksgiving. 77 00:03:23,840 --> 00:03:26,270 Everybody's 'cited about it but me. 78 00:03:26,270 --> 00:03:28,190 I wanna stay home and do what we always 79 00:03:28,190 --> 00:03:31,460 do, 'cause doing something else might not be any fun. 80 00:03:31,460 --> 00:03:35,090 -Hey, what's with Clark? 81 00:03:35,090 --> 00:03:36,000 -Oof! 82 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:38,080 I hate this dumb hat. 83 00:03:38,080 --> 00:03:39,900 What are you doing, Clark? 84 00:03:39,900 --> 00:03:41,700 -(TREMBLING) Hiding. 85 00:03:41,700 --> 00:03:45,200 I've never been in a play before, and I'm scared. 86 00:03:45,200 --> 00:03:47,990 -But there's nothing to be scared about. 87 00:03:47,990 --> 00:03:49,980 That's why they call it a play, because it's 88 00:03:49,980 --> 00:03:50,940 supposed to be fun. 89 00:03:55,530 --> 00:03:58,160 [GULPING] There's too many people. 90 00:03:58,160 --> 00:04:00,920 Uh-oh, I think I'm scared. 91 00:04:04,220 --> 00:04:07,040 [APPLAUSE] 92 00:04:07,040 --> 00:04:07,990 -Ow. 93 00:04:07,990 --> 00:04:16,020 Um, um, when we think of Thanksgiving, um, 94 00:04:16,020 --> 00:04:17,950 MARTHA GENERIC: (WHISPERING) Oh, excuse me. 95 00:04:17,950 --> 00:04:21,780 [ANNOYED EXCLAMATIONS] 96 00:04:21,780 --> 00:04:24,500 -Well, doesn't that beat all? 97 00:04:24,500 --> 00:04:27,550 We're in the wrong row, here, then. 98 00:04:27,550 --> 00:04:31,000 [ANNOYED EXCLAMATIONS] 99 00:04:31,000 --> 00:04:32,380 BOBBY GENERIC: Excuse me! 100 00:04:32,380 --> 00:04:36,310 When we think of Thanksgiving, we think of turkey. 101 00:04:36,310 --> 00:04:37,260 There. 102 00:04:37,260 --> 00:04:40,230 -Oh Howard, get this precious moment on camcorder, 103 00:04:40,230 --> 00:04:41,190 for the cry eye! 104 00:04:41,190 --> 00:04:43,100 -Look over here, Albert! 105 00:04:43,100 --> 00:04:44,790 -Marcy, wave to mommy! 106 00:04:44,790 --> 00:04:45,490 Here I am! 107 00:04:45,490 --> 00:04:47,120 -Look over here, Bobby. 108 00:04:47,120 --> 00:04:48,630 Over here, son! 109 00:04:48,630 --> 00:04:50,920 -This is great. 110 00:04:50,920 --> 00:04:52,010 Look at that, Bobby. 111 00:04:52,010 --> 00:04:54,710 OK, now just do, just do something cute. 112 00:04:54,710 --> 00:04:56,710 [PARENTS CALLING TO THEIR CHILDREN] 113 00:05:00,690 --> 00:05:03,180 -I guess parents are made to be embarassing. 114 00:05:06,500 --> 00:05:07,660 CLASSMATE 1 (FROM CAR): Bye, Bobby! 115 00:05:07,660 --> 00:05:08,620 [HORN HONKING] 116 00:05:08,620 --> 00:05:09,650 CLASSMATE 2 (FROM CAR): See ya. 117 00:05:09,650 --> 00:05:10,820 BOBBY GENERIC (NARRATING): And that 118 00:05:10,820 --> 00:05:12,460 was another embarrassing thing, how far away 119 00:05:12,460 --> 00:05:15,640 dad parked 'cause we had a new car. 120 00:05:15,640 --> 00:05:17,940 -Stupid hat. 121 00:05:17,940 --> 00:05:20,040 -(PANTING) How much further, Howard? 122 00:05:20,040 --> 00:05:20,910 -Not far. 123 00:05:20,910 --> 00:05:22,080 MARTHA GENERIC: Oh, for corn sakes, 124 00:05:22,080 --> 00:05:23,150 where'd you park, Howard? 125 00:05:23,150 --> 00:05:23,960 On a desert island? 126 00:05:23,960 --> 00:05:25,070 -Desert island? 127 00:05:30,920 --> 00:05:35,190 -I'm just slowing ya' down, dontcha know? 128 00:05:35,190 --> 00:05:36,870 (GASPING) Go on without me. 129 00:05:36,870 --> 00:05:39,400 -No, mom, we're going to the new car, 130 00:05:39,400 --> 00:05:42,160 and we're going to get there together. 131 00:05:42,160 --> 00:05:45,200 MARTHA GENERIC: What in the Sam Hills of Wisconsin is that? 132 00:05:45,200 --> 00:05:46,730 -A Futurama. 133 00:05:46,730 --> 00:05:48,580 Isn't it a beauty? 134 00:05:48,580 --> 00:05:52,880 It was designed for nothing but comfort. 135 00:05:52,880 --> 00:05:53,600 -Ow! 136 00:05:53,600 --> 00:05:54,300 Ooh! 137 00:05:54,300 --> 00:05:54,770 -Oh! 138 00:05:54,770 --> 00:05:55,470 -Oh! 139 00:05:59,500 --> 00:06:02,340 -Do I have to hold Roger the whole way? 140 00:06:02,340 --> 00:06:06,050 -You'll all have to take turns with Roger on your lap. 141 00:06:06,050 --> 00:06:08,200 And watch out for the cooler, back there. 142 00:06:08,200 --> 00:06:10,700 I don't want anybody knocking over my corn pudding, 143 00:06:10,700 --> 00:06:11,490 dontcha know. 144 00:06:11,490 --> 00:06:13,360 -Ugh, Mom! 145 00:06:13,360 --> 00:06:15,540 Does Bobby have to wear this stupid hat? 146 00:06:15,540 --> 00:06:17,740 It's totally taking up all the room! 147 00:06:17,740 --> 00:06:19,920 BOBBY GENERIC (NARRATING): All of a sudden, I was really 148 00:06:19,920 --> 00:06:22,340 starting to like my hat. [GIGGLING] 149 00:06:22,340 --> 00:06:23,040 -Mom! 150 00:06:34,140 --> 00:06:35,890 -What are you trying to do, Aunt Ruth? 151 00:06:35,890 --> 00:06:38,480 -Well, I can't, for the life of me, 152 00:06:38,480 --> 00:06:40,880 figure out how to turn this halogen-powered, state 153 00:06:40,880 --> 00:06:42,840 of the art reading light on, Bobby. 154 00:06:42,840 --> 00:06:45,230 -Maybe you have to push one of these buttons. 155 00:06:45,230 --> 00:06:48,400 Woo hoo, hoo, hoo, hee, hee! 156 00:06:48,400 --> 00:06:49,100 Woo! 157 00:06:49,100 --> 00:06:50,030 Yeah! 158 00:06:50,030 --> 00:06:53,300 [ANNOYED YELLING AT ROGER] 159 00:06:53,300 --> 00:06:55,170 [ROGER BARKING] 160 00:06:55,170 --> 00:06:57,750 -Oh, that's all over you, dear, oh. 161 00:06:57,750 --> 00:07:00,470 -OK everybody, we have a long trip ahead of us, 162 00:07:00,470 --> 00:07:03,760 so I suggest that we all just sit back and enjoy 163 00:07:03,760 --> 00:07:07,330 traveling in the van of the future. 164 00:07:07,330 --> 00:07:09,720 -The van of the future? 165 00:07:13,160 --> 00:07:16,610 Wow, this is great! 166 00:07:16,610 --> 00:07:17,690 Uh-oh. 167 00:07:17,690 --> 00:07:18,390 Stop! 168 00:07:18,390 --> 00:07:19,850 Gotta go to the bathroom. 169 00:07:19,850 --> 00:07:21,280 [BRAKES SQUEALING] 170 00:07:21,280 --> 00:07:22,960 -Not now! 171 00:07:22,960 --> 00:07:23,660 -Wait! 172 00:07:23,660 --> 00:07:25,740 What happened in outer space? 173 00:07:25,740 --> 00:07:28,390 -Yeah, did you ever get to your grandmama's house? 174 00:07:28,390 --> 00:07:29,920 -I really can't say. 175 00:07:29,920 --> 00:07:31,280 -And why is that, Bobby? 176 00:07:31,280 --> 00:07:33,810 -Gotta go to the bathroom. 177 00:07:33,810 --> 00:07:42,750 And I'll tell you the rest when I come back. [GIGGLING] 178 00:07:42,750 --> 00:07:44,460 I'm back. 179 00:07:44,460 --> 00:07:47,790 [KIDS CHEERING] 180 00:07:47,790 --> 00:07:52,030 -I'm sure we're all glad to have Bobby back, but now, how 181 00:07:52,030 --> 00:07:56,400 about the story of how Mr. And Mrs. Bluejay built their nest? 182 00:07:56,400 --> 00:07:58,710 -No, I want to hear Bobby's story! 183 00:07:58,710 --> 00:08:01,180 [KIDS YELLING] 184 00:08:01,180 --> 00:08:02,170 KIDS CHANTING: Bobby! 185 00:08:02,170 --> 00:08:03,160 Bobby! 186 00:08:03,160 --> 00:08:04,030 Bobby! 187 00:08:04,030 --> 00:08:04,730 Bobby! 188 00:08:04,730 --> 00:08:05,430 Bobby! 189 00:08:05,430 --> 00:08:09,630 -In that case, why don't you finish your story, dear. 190 00:08:09,630 --> 00:08:12,720 -OK, uh, where was I? 191 00:08:12,720 --> 00:08:15,730 -You were in the van of the future in outer space. 192 00:08:15,730 --> 00:08:16,890 -Yeah! 193 00:08:16,890 --> 00:08:19,560 So this is the rest of what happened. 194 00:08:26,530 --> 00:08:30,520 [PEOPLE YELLING IN PANIC] 195 00:08:30,520 --> 00:08:32,520 KID IN BOOKSTORE: What was happening? 196 00:08:32,520 --> 00:08:36,140 Were you getting hit by a monster meteor shower? 197 00:08:36,140 --> 00:08:37,070 -Um, yeah. 198 00:08:37,070 --> 00:08:38,820 Yeah, yeah, that's it. 199 00:08:38,820 --> 00:08:41,790 A monster meteor shower. 200 00:08:41,790 --> 00:08:43,460 -(VIBRATING) Go left, dad! 201 00:08:43,460 --> 00:08:44,150 Go right! 202 00:08:44,150 --> 00:08:45,570 No, left! 203 00:08:45,570 --> 00:08:48,410 Dive under the big one! 204 00:08:48,410 --> 00:08:52,650 -Well Bobby, for corn sakes, hold it down, there. 205 00:08:52,650 --> 00:08:55,260 You're driving everybody crazy with that jiggly 206 00:08:55,260 --> 00:08:56,270 talking, there. 207 00:08:56,270 --> 00:08:57,640 -(VIBRATING) I can't help it, mom. 208 00:08:57,640 --> 00:09:01,300 My seat's shaking, and I can't make it stop. 209 00:09:01,300 --> 00:09:03,270 -(VIBRATING) Knock it off, Bobby. 210 00:09:03,270 --> 00:09:04,670 -Sorry, Kelly. 211 00:09:04,670 --> 00:09:06,650 -Wow, cool! 212 00:09:06,650 --> 00:09:08,160 I look totally Courtney Love. 213 00:09:08,160 --> 00:09:10,150 Ugh, what the-- ugh. 214 00:09:10,150 --> 00:09:11,350 BOBBY GENERIC (NARRATING): Something 215 00:09:11,350 --> 00:09:12,960 really bad had happened. 216 00:09:12,960 --> 00:09:17,150 Dad had left early so he could avoid being stuck in traffic, 217 00:09:17,150 --> 00:09:19,960 and now we were stuck with all the other people who left early 218 00:09:19,960 --> 00:09:22,510 so they wouldn't get stuck in traffic. 219 00:09:22,510 --> 00:09:24,220 -I knew we should have stayed home and done 220 00:09:24,220 --> 00:09:26,170 what we always do on Thanksgiving. 221 00:09:26,170 --> 00:09:28,860 I knew doing something new would be no fun. 222 00:09:28,860 --> 00:09:30,950 -Oh, look on the bright side, Bob-o, 223 00:09:30,950 --> 00:09:34,180 by the time the sun comes up, we'll be at the museum 224 00:09:34,180 --> 00:09:36,640 and be first in line for the guided tour. 225 00:09:36,640 --> 00:09:37,540 HOWARD GENERIC: Ha, no way. 226 00:09:37,540 --> 00:09:39,460 Nobody's going on any tours, Ted. 227 00:09:39,460 --> 00:09:41,150 Get the maps, Martha. 228 00:09:41,150 --> 00:09:43,030 We're going to have to reroute the whole trip. 229 00:09:43,030 --> 00:09:45,540 We should be able to make better time going north. 230 00:09:45,540 --> 00:09:48,210 -Yeah, yeah, north is up, right ? 231 00:09:48,210 --> 00:09:50,220 Sure, yeah, you bet, OK. 232 00:09:50,220 --> 00:09:54,550 Let's take a look see, here, and make a battle plan, then, yeah. 233 00:09:54,550 --> 00:09:55,650 -A battle plan? 234 00:09:58,610 --> 00:09:59,660 This is war. 235 00:09:59,660 --> 00:10:01,820 It's us against the other cars. 236 00:10:01,820 --> 00:10:04,300 We'll fight 'em on highways, on the off ramps, 237 00:10:04,300 --> 00:10:06,080 and in the carpool lanes. 238 00:10:06,080 --> 00:10:07,890 We'll fight, and we'll win. 239 00:10:07,890 --> 00:10:08,590 -Right. 240 00:10:08,590 --> 00:10:11,470 I say we'll get off on the Slausen exit, 241 00:10:11,470 --> 00:10:13,120 hang a right at the Grass Valley cut off, 242 00:10:13,120 --> 00:10:15,670 and beat every other car on the road. 243 00:10:15,670 --> 00:10:16,810 -Too boring. 244 00:10:16,810 --> 00:10:18,060 I say we win with gadgets. 245 00:10:23,120 --> 00:10:24,810 -What do you say, General Bobby? 246 00:10:24,810 --> 00:10:25,530 -I say, 247 00:10:25,530 --> 00:10:27,430 -(MARTHA'S VOICE COMING FROM BOBBY) I don't know how much 248 00:10:27,430 --> 00:10:31,520 more of this my corn pudding can take. 249 00:10:31,520 --> 00:10:33,410 -Howard, I need fresh ice. 250 00:10:33,410 --> 00:10:36,480 We're minutes away from Clot and Curdle, here. 251 00:10:41,460 --> 00:10:45,400 -Can I have some fried fruit on a stick, some grease jerky-- 252 00:10:45,400 --> 00:10:46,710 -No, and no. 253 00:10:46,710 --> 00:10:51,030 And don't ask me about any other gee golly junk food, either. 254 00:10:51,030 --> 00:10:52,430 Ooh. 255 00:10:52,430 --> 00:10:54,070 BOBBY GENERIC: OK, then can I ask you 256 00:10:54,070 --> 00:10:55,240 about how come most of the people 257 00:10:55,240 --> 00:10:57,800 here have more fingers than teeth? 258 00:10:57,800 --> 00:10:59,890 -Mute your bugle, Bobby. 259 00:10:59,890 --> 00:11:02,520 Let's go round up a bag of cubes. 260 00:11:02,520 --> 00:11:03,220 -This is great! 261 00:11:03,220 --> 00:11:05,340 I'm getting all my Christmas shopping done in one place. 262 00:11:05,340 --> 00:11:06,500 BOBBY GENERIC (NARRATING): I didn't 263 00:11:06,500 --> 00:11:09,490 get any petrified dinosaur fur I wanted, 264 00:11:09,490 --> 00:11:11,810 and we still had a long time to go before we 265 00:11:11,810 --> 00:11:13,570 got to grandma and grandpa's house. 266 00:11:13,570 --> 00:11:18,090 I was starting to really not like this trip. 267 00:11:18,090 --> 00:11:21,300 But then I saw Something that make me feel a lot better. 268 00:11:21,300 --> 00:11:24,040 Kelly was going to drive, and that was good, 269 00:11:24,040 --> 00:11:27,310 because she always drives really fast. 270 00:11:31,160 --> 00:11:33,160 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYING] 271 00:11:33,160 --> 00:11:35,160 [TIRES SQUEALING] 272 00:11:35,160 --> 00:11:36,650 HOWARD GENERIC: Hold it right there! 273 00:11:36,650 --> 00:11:38,690 BOBBY GENERIC (NARRATING): Kelly never even made it out 274 00:11:38,690 --> 00:11:39,510 of the parking lot. 275 00:11:44,170 --> 00:11:45,660 -How's it going, Bob-o? 276 00:11:45,660 --> 00:11:47,080 -Not so good, Uncle Ted. 277 00:11:47,080 --> 00:11:49,320 There's nothing to do in here, and it's 278 00:11:49,320 --> 00:11:51,680 too dark to see anything out there. 279 00:11:51,680 --> 00:11:54,470 -I was just thinking about how we're all alone 280 00:11:54,470 --> 00:11:58,540 in our little van, out here, and how the Pilgrims were all alone 281 00:11:58,540 --> 00:12:00,310 out on the ocean in their little boat, 282 00:12:00,310 --> 00:12:02,390 both of us trying to get somewhere 283 00:12:02,390 --> 00:12:05,030 and wondering how long it was going to take. 284 00:12:05,030 --> 00:12:06,880 -Yeah, just like the Pilgrims. 285 00:12:13,500 --> 00:12:16,400 KELLY GENERIC: Ugh, yo ho ho, are we there, yet? 286 00:12:16,400 --> 00:12:19,170 Ugh, OK, so we've been at sea for two months, 287 00:12:19,170 --> 00:12:20,480 and, like, this ocean air is making 288 00:12:20,480 --> 00:12:22,820 my hair totally frizz, OK? 289 00:12:22,820 --> 00:12:28,330 -Never fear, Pilgrim Kelly, with Captain Bobby at the helm, 290 00:12:28,330 --> 00:12:30,500 we'll be there before you know it. 291 00:12:30,500 --> 00:12:32,810 I've got a corn putting, here, that's not long for this world, 292 00:12:32,810 --> 00:12:33,510 you know. 293 00:12:33,510 --> 00:12:36,480 Let's see a little less show, and a lot more gee golly go, 294 00:12:36,480 --> 00:12:37,180 Captain Bobby. 295 00:12:37,180 --> 00:12:38,810 -You've got it, Pilgrim Mom. 296 00:12:42,630 --> 00:12:43,410 UNCLE TED: Whoops! 297 00:12:43,410 --> 00:12:46,490 That's an upset stomach. 298 00:12:46,490 --> 00:12:48,560 [BELCH] Oh, big pardon. 299 00:12:48,560 --> 00:12:50,600 -What's the matter, Uncle Ted? 300 00:12:50,600 --> 00:12:52,590 -Oh, not feeling so good, Bob-o. 301 00:12:52,590 --> 00:12:55,630 Must have been that six-pack of jumbo extra spicy garlic chili 302 00:12:55,630 --> 00:12:58,680 cheese corn dogs I ate while I was doing my shopping. 303 00:12:58,680 --> 00:12:59,380 You think? 304 00:12:59,380 --> 00:13:01,900 -Oh Ted, why don't you let me get 305 00:13:01,900 --> 00:13:03,230 behind the wheel for a while. 306 00:13:03,230 --> 00:13:05,630 -That sounds like a great idea, Ruthy. 307 00:13:05,630 --> 00:13:08,030 BOBBY GENERIC (NARRATING): It sounded like a great idea, 308 00:13:08,030 --> 00:13:10,850 but it wasn't. 309 00:13:10,850 --> 00:13:12,810 [SNORING] 310 00:13:22,610 --> 00:13:23,590 [HORN HONKING] 311 00:13:23,590 --> 00:13:25,550 [SCREAMING] 312 00:13:25,550 --> 00:13:26,500 -Huh? 313 00:13:26,500 --> 00:13:27,950 Aunt Ruth! 314 00:13:27,950 --> 00:13:28,930 We're still here. 315 00:13:28,930 --> 00:13:29,900 What happened? 316 00:13:29,900 --> 00:13:31,840 You were supposed to be driving. 317 00:13:31,840 --> 00:13:33,520 -Well, I know that. 318 00:13:33,520 --> 00:13:35,460 But I got up here, and then I realized 319 00:13:35,460 --> 00:13:36,840 I didn't pack my driving glasses, 320 00:13:36,840 --> 00:13:39,590 and, and well, you were all resting so peacefully, 321 00:13:39,590 --> 00:13:41,320 and I didn't want to wake you up. 322 00:13:41,320 --> 00:13:44,070 So I just took a little naparooski of my own. 323 00:13:44,070 --> 00:13:44,990 -What? 324 00:13:44,990 --> 00:13:47,190 What, what did, what did you just say? 325 00:13:47,190 --> 00:13:51,270 I can't, I can't believe this, Ruth. 326 00:13:51,270 --> 00:13:53,420 BOBBY GENERIC (NARRATING): Dad was pretty mad, 327 00:13:53,420 --> 00:13:57,390 but he was really mad when he couldn't get the van started. 328 00:13:57,390 --> 00:13:59,200 HOWARD GENERIC: Oh, for crying out loud! 329 00:13:59,200 --> 00:14:04,360 Ruth, you left the lights on, and now the battery's dead! 330 00:14:04,360 --> 00:14:05,110 -Yep. 331 00:14:05,110 --> 00:14:09,250 We were all alone stuck in the middle of nowhere. 332 00:14:09,250 --> 00:14:14,290 And you know what that means, we were in trouble. 333 00:14:14,290 --> 00:14:14,990 Yep. 334 00:14:14,990 --> 00:14:18,010 Our car was broken down in the middle of nowhere, 335 00:14:18,010 --> 00:14:22,750 and we were in big trouble, but this is taking a really long 336 00:14:22,750 --> 00:14:24,860 time, so maybe you want to talk, now. 337 00:14:24,860 --> 00:14:26,710 -No, no, no, my story can wait. 338 00:14:26,710 --> 00:14:28,580 I want to find out what happened to you. 339 00:14:28,580 --> 00:14:32,430 -Well, that's when things started to get exciting. 340 00:14:32,430 --> 00:14:34,220 [BABIES CRYING] 341 00:14:34,220 --> 00:14:37,370 -Ugh, what in the name of 24-hour roadside assistance 342 00:14:37,370 --> 00:14:40,490 are we going to do now, then, yet? 343 00:14:40,490 --> 00:14:41,780 -OK, here's the plan. 344 00:14:41,780 --> 00:14:43,850 Derek and Bobby and I can go and try to find a phone somewhere 345 00:14:43,850 --> 00:14:45,070 and we'll call for help. 346 00:14:45,070 --> 00:14:46,730 MARTHA GENERIC: H- hold it right there, 347 00:14:46,730 --> 00:14:48,880 Ms. Spandex Pants, if we're going 348 00:14:48,880 --> 00:14:50,840 to be lost in the wilderness, you're 349 00:14:50,840 --> 00:14:54,040 going to stay put so we can all be lost together, dontcha know. 350 00:14:54,040 --> 00:14:55,940 BOBBY GENERIC (NARRATING): I wasn't exactly sure what mom 351 00:14:55,940 --> 00:15:00,640 was saying, but I knew one thing, together or alone, 352 00:15:00,640 --> 00:15:02,440 we were lost. 353 00:15:02,440 --> 00:15:03,480 -I can't believe this, Ted. 354 00:15:03,480 --> 00:15:04,420 -Yep, it's true, Howard. 355 00:15:04,420 --> 00:15:07,890 We're right smack dab in the heart of Indian country. 356 00:15:07,890 --> 00:15:08,660 -We are? 357 00:15:08,660 --> 00:15:10,060 How do you know, Uncle Ted? 358 00:15:10,060 --> 00:15:12,840 -Well, I saw the same road in that TV movie of the week 359 00:15:12,840 --> 00:15:13,540 last week. 360 00:15:13,540 --> 00:15:15,290 You know the, the one about the group of Indians 361 00:15:15,290 --> 00:15:19,170 who were taken over by space aliens and then later on-- 362 00:15:19,170 --> 00:15:20,520 -Indians! 363 00:15:20,520 --> 00:15:21,870 Indians! 364 00:15:21,870 --> 00:15:24,580 Who might really be aliens! 365 00:15:24,580 --> 00:15:25,510 Wow. 366 00:15:25,510 --> 00:15:28,670 -Uh, you must have seen Drums Along the Milky Way. 367 00:15:28,670 --> 00:15:29,970 -I watched it with my Uncle Ted. 368 00:15:29,970 --> 00:15:33,060 Are you aliens or real Indians? 369 00:15:33,060 --> 00:15:36,640 -Native Americans is the politically correct term, son, 370 00:15:36,640 --> 00:15:38,470 but you can call me Douglas. 371 00:15:38,470 --> 00:15:39,340 -And I'm Franklin. 372 00:15:39,340 --> 00:15:42,840 -And I'm Bobby, and I'm 'Merican, too. 373 00:15:42,840 --> 00:15:44,070 -Nice to meet you, Bobby. 374 00:15:44,070 --> 00:15:48,360 -Hi, I'm Howard Generic, and, and boy, am I glad to see you. 375 00:15:48,360 --> 00:15:49,660 The battery's dead. 376 00:15:49,660 --> 00:15:51,530 Can I borrow some jumper cables? 377 00:15:51,530 --> 00:15:53,320 -Sorry, don't have any. 378 00:15:53,320 --> 00:15:55,270 And there's no gas stations around here, 379 00:15:55,270 --> 00:15:57,610 but I can offer you a tow to my family's place. 380 00:15:57,610 --> 00:15:59,700 We were just on the way there for Thanksgiving. 381 00:15:59,700 --> 00:16:00,730 Well, thanks a lot. 382 00:16:00,730 --> 00:16:02,170 That would be great. 383 00:16:02,170 --> 00:16:03,930 BOBBY GENERIC (NARRATING): Yep, Franklin and Douglas 384 00:16:03,930 --> 00:16:05,710 were going to take us to their house, 385 00:16:05,710 --> 00:16:08,920 and just wait 'til you see where they lived! 386 00:16:11,830 --> 00:16:12,800 -Wow. 387 00:16:12,800 --> 00:16:18,150 Look at all these neat Indian teepees Is this where you live? 388 00:16:18,150 --> 00:16:19,630 DOUGLAS: Although a lot of Native American 389 00:16:19,630 --> 00:16:23,030 lived in wigwams, not all of them used homes like these. 390 00:16:23,030 --> 00:16:24,680 -Actually, this is a hotel. 391 00:16:24,680 --> 00:16:26,710 It belongs to our grandfather. 392 00:16:26,710 --> 00:16:29,000 How else would he get plumbers to come over on Thanksgiving? 393 00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:29,700 [LAUGHING] 394 00:16:29,700 --> 00:16:31,490 UNCLE TED: Oh-ho, that's a good one. 395 00:16:31,490 --> 00:16:32,690 Hey, hey, I've got one for you. 396 00:16:32,690 --> 00:16:34,200 What did the plumber say when he pulled 397 00:16:34,200 --> 00:16:35,810 the rabbit out of the sink? 398 00:16:35,810 --> 00:16:36,620 -Hare in the drain. 399 00:16:36,620 --> 00:16:38,240 [LAUGHING] 400 00:16:38,240 --> 00:16:38,940 -I love that one! 401 00:16:38,940 --> 00:16:39,640 -Hey! 402 00:16:39,640 --> 00:16:40,430 You knew that one! 403 00:16:40,430 --> 00:16:41,630 You got any others? 404 00:16:41,630 --> 00:16:42,760 BOBBY GENERIC (NARRATING): As soon 405 00:16:42,760 --> 00:16:44,530 as we jumped into our teepee room, 406 00:16:44,530 --> 00:16:47,100 mom made everybody start taking showers, 407 00:16:47,100 --> 00:16:49,410 and Franklin's wife gave us big towels 408 00:16:49,410 --> 00:16:51,300 to wear while our clothes were being 409 00:16:51,300 --> 00:16:53,130 washed in the motel laundry. 410 00:16:53,130 --> 00:16:55,300 -Sorry, I can't find jumper cables anywhere. 411 00:16:55,300 --> 00:16:57,790 It's Thanksgiving, and everybody's out of town, 412 00:16:57,790 --> 00:16:59,290 but tomorrow's another day. 413 00:16:59,290 --> 00:17:01,070 In the meantime, my family would like 414 00:17:01,070 --> 00:17:02,570 invite you to join us for dinner. 415 00:17:02,570 --> 00:17:04,820 -Thanksgiving with Indians? 416 00:17:04,820 --> 00:17:05,760 Yay! 417 00:17:05,760 --> 00:17:06,680 Yay! 418 00:17:06,680 --> 00:17:07,750 MARTHA GENERIC: Whoa whoa, whoa. 419 00:17:07,750 --> 00:17:09,180 Rein it in, there, Bobby. 420 00:17:09,180 --> 00:17:11,910 You know, we don't wanna be a bother, ya' know. 421 00:17:11,910 --> 00:17:12,670 -It's no bother. 422 00:17:12,670 --> 00:17:14,960 We'd really like to have you, and my wife 423 00:17:14,960 --> 00:17:16,310 makes a great pumpkin pie. 424 00:17:16,310 --> 00:17:17,700 -Whoa, pumpkin pie? 425 00:17:17,700 --> 00:17:18,950 Count me in for a slice. 426 00:17:18,950 --> 00:17:19,650 -Good. 427 00:17:19,650 --> 00:17:21,680 Well, as soon as you get dressed, we'll eat. 428 00:17:21,680 --> 00:17:24,620 -Wehehell, let's get some fresh clothes and get going. 429 00:17:24,620 --> 00:17:26,500 I am starved. 430 00:17:26,500 --> 00:17:27,200 -No can do, Howard. 431 00:17:27,200 --> 00:17:30,140 The suitcases are locked, and I think I lost all my keys. 432 00:17:30,140 --> 00:17:31,610 -Whoa! 433 00:17:31,610 --> 00:17:33,570 -Ugh, like, what is happening here? 434 00:17:33,570 --> 00:17:37,650 -Well, Bobby looked so gee golly cute in his costume, 435 00:17:37,650 --> 00:17:39,900 I thought it'd be a real kick in the pants 436 00:17:39,900 --> 00:17:43,180 if we all dressed up for grandma. [GIGGLE] 437 00:17:43,180 --> 00:17:47,110 I didn't count on having to wear them for strangers is all. 438 00:17:47,110 --> 00:17:48,480 BOBBY GENERIC (NARRATING): Sometimes moms 439 00:17:48,480 --> 00:17:51,300 don't know when to stop when it comes to holidays. 440 00:17:51,300 --> 00:17:53,210 [BABIES CRYING] 441 00:18:02,640 --> 00:18:06,470 -You didn't say it was dress up Thanksgiving. 442 00:18:06,470 --> 00:18:07,930 I'm, I'm changing. 443 00:18:07,930 --> 00:18:11,790 -Ya well, let me just explain away the costumes. 444 00:18:11,790 --> 00:18:14,180 We were going down to visit my father in-- 445 00:18:14,180 --> 00:18:16,160 -No explanation's necessary. 446 00:18:16,160 --> 00:18:18,890 We have a few of our own traditions around here. 447 00:18:18,890 --> 00:18:25,380 -I forgot what ceremony this is for, but I love the colors. 448 00:18:25,380 --> 00:18:27,320 -Uncle Hoover's getting on in years. 449 00:18:27,320 --> 00:18:30,550 He has trouble remembering a lot of things. 450 00:18:30,550 --> 00:18:31,800 -Somebody call the chief. 451 00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:32,750 We're about to eat. 452 00:18:32,750 --> 00:18:34,850 -A real Indian chief is coming? 453 00:18:34,850 --> 00:18:36,820 -He's my grandpa. 454 00:18:36,820 --> 00:18:38,470 -Don't wait for me. 455 00:18:38,470 --> 00:18:40,030 I'll be there by dessert. 456 00:18:40,030 --> 00:18:42,610 -Did you know, Bobby, in the old days, 457 00:18:42,610 --> 00:18:44,540 we used to talk to each other using drums. 458 00:18:44,540 --> 00:18:45,680 -Really? 459 00:18:45,680 --> 00:18:46,840 What's the drum saying? 460 00:18:46,840 --> 00:18:51,000 -(CHANTING) Hiyo hiya hiyo hiya hi how are-- ha, ha, ha, ha, 461 00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:54,460 not really, just a little Indian humor, there. [LAUGHING] 462 00:18:54,460 --> 00:18:57,130 -Oh, please have some corn pudding. 463 00:18:57,130 --> 00:18:58,850 I make it every year, because it's 464 00:18:58,850 --> 00:19:01,210 my Howard's all-time favorite. 465 00:19:01,210 --> 00:19:02,750 -No, not me, Ma-, Martha. 466 00:19:02,750 --> 00:19:04,730 I never liked corn pudding that much. 467 00:19:04,730 --> 00:19:06,240 MARTHA GENERIC: Oh well, then it must 468 00:19:06,240 --> 00:19:08,940 be Kelly's favorite, then yet. 469 00:19:08,940 --> 00:19:09,870 -Not hardly. 470 00:19:09,870 --> 00:19:11,780 Corn gives me total indigestion. 471 00:19:11,780 --> 00:19:14,040 -Oh, sorry sis, but, uh, that stuff 472 00:19:14,040 --> 00:19:15,850 really bursts my gas bubble. 473 00:19:15,850 --> 00:19:18,800 -Well, for Oshkosh sakes, I guess 474 00:19:18,800 --> 00:19:21,010 I just won't make it anymore, then. 475 00:19:21,010 --> 00:19:22,900 -Oh, oh, oh, don't be silly, Martha. 476 00:19:22,900 --> 00:19:25,920 It wouldn't, it wouldn't be Thanksgiving without it. 477 00:19:25,920 --> 00:19:28,080 It's a, It's a Generic tradition. 478 00:19:28,080 --> 00:19:29,730 -Is the turkey coming soon? 479 00:19:29,730 --> 00:19:32,650 -We don't have turkey at Thanksgiving, Bobby. 480 00:19:32,650 --> 00:19:33,550 We eat fish. 481 00:19:33,550 --> 00:19:35,990 -It's a tradition in our family. 482 00:19:35,990 --> 00:19:38,480 -Franklin you give the blessing. 483 00:19:38,480 --> 00:19:41,160 -This Indian blessing is one that my family 484 00:19:41,160 --> 00:19:43,530 have said for many years. 485 00:19:43,530 --> 00:19:46,060 We are thankful for all the gifts of life, 486 00:19:46,060 --> 00:19:48,080 for the bounty of the Earth. 487 00:19:48,080 --> 00:19:52,070 -Wow, a real Indian Thanksgiving. 488 00:19:52,070 --> 00:19:54,970 FRANKLIN: We are thankful for the cool water that sooths 489 00:19:54,970 --> 00:19:57,100 our thirst and for the green grass, 490 00:19:57,100 --> 00:19:58,960 which nourishes our animals. 491 00:19:58,960 --> 00:20:01,240 We are thankful for the trees of the forest, 492 00:20:01,240 --> 00:20:02,990 which give us shade. 493 00:20:02,990 --> 00:20:05,990 We are thankful for the beautiful song of the birds, 494 00:20:05,990 --> 00:20:07,930 and for the warm rays of the sun, 495 00:20:07,930 --> 00:20:11,160 and for the bright stars in the night sky. 496 00:20:11,160 --> 00:20:13,720 And we are thankful for all the lessons 497 00:20:13,720 --> 00:20:16,070 that we have learned from those who have lived before us. 498 00:20:16,070 --> 00:20:17,300 BOBBY GENERIC (NARRATING): And that's 499 00:20:17,300 --> 00:20:19,490 how the Indians we had Thanksgiving with 500 00:20:19,490 --> 00:20:21,640 said the blessing before dinner. 501 00:20:21,640 --> 00:20:24,080 And the next day, they helped us fix our van, 502 00:20:24,080 --> 00:20:27,030 and we got back home all safe and sound. 503 00:20:27,030 --> 00:20:29,790 And the Thanksgiving I thought was going to be terrible 504 00:20:29,790 --> 00:20:31,440 because it was going to be different, 505 00:20:31,440 --> 00:20:32,900 turned out to be really, really great. 506 00:20:32,900 --> 00:20:33,600 [APPLAUSE] 507 00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:36,620 -That was a wonderful Thanksgiving story, Bobby. 508 00:20:36,620 --> 00:20:39,040 -Thanksgiving story? 509 00:20:39,040 --> 00:20:41,470 I thought it was a real neat car story. 510 00:20:41,470 --> 00:20:43,300 [GIGGLE] 511 00:20:43,300 --> 00:20:44,540 -I guess it's time to say good-bye. 512 00:20:44,540 --> 00:20:45,470 -Wait! 513 00:20:45,470 --> 00:20:47,500 I just want to say something before we go. 514 00:20:47,500 --> 00:20:48,320 -Go ahead. 515 00:20:48,320 --> 00:20:51,570 -I just want to say that the Bobby's World audience is 516 00:20:51,570 --> 00:20:52,930 the most wonderful audience in the world. 517 00:20:52,930 --> 00:20:55,650 [CLAPPING AND CHEERING] 518 00:20:55,650 --> 00:20:56,420 -That's not necessary. 519 00:20:56,420 --> 00:20:57,170 Sit down. 520 00:20:57,170 --> 00:20:58,490 -OK. 521 00:20:58,490 --> 00:20:59,550 -Not you. 522 00:20:59,550 --> 00:21:00,310 Stand up. 523 00:21:05,280 --> 00:21:06,830 Bye.