1 00:00:00,700 --> 00:00:02,280 -Today's show is about a special day. 2 00:00:02,280 --> 00:00:02,980 -Howie! 3 00:00:02,980 --> 00:00:03,410 Howie! 4 00:00:03,410 --> 00:00:03,840 Howie! 5 00:00:03,840 --> 00:00:04,060 Howie! 6 00:00:04,060 --> 00:00:04,270 Howie! 7 00:00:04,270 --> 00:00:05,000 Did you get my letter? 8 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:07,130 -No, I-- I didn't get your letter. 9 00:00:07,130 --> 00:00:09,270 -That's because I forgot to stamp it! 10 00:00:12,120 --> 00:00:12,820 -Ow. 11 00:00:15,430 --> 00:00:16,130 Ow. 12 00:00:16,130 --> 00:00:19,240 -Am I in trouble? 13 00:00:19,240 --> 00:00:22,230 [THEME MUSIC] 14 00:01:57,670 --> 00:02:02,430 [CHEERING] 15 00:02:02,430 --> 00:02:03,380 -Bobby. 16 00:02:03,380 --> 00:02:05,610 Bobby! 17 00:02:05,610 --> 00:02:06,310 Bobby, hun! 18 00:02:06,310 --> 00:02:07,780 It's time to get up. 19 00:02:11,210 --> 00:02:15,990 Now, don't tell me you've forgotten what today is. 20 00:02:15,990 --> 00:02:17,390 Oh, land of living. 21 00:02:17,390 --> 00:02:19,630 Wake up and dress right. 22 00:02:19,630 --> 00:02:22,630 We're gonna have so much fun, don't cha know? 23 00:02:22,630 --> 00:02:25,130 -We are? 24 00:02:25,130 --> 00:02:26,670 Wait a minute. 25 00:02:26,670 --> 00:02:29,080 I think I just remembered what day it is. 26 00:02:29,080 --> 00:02:29,780 Yippee! 27 00:02:29,780 --> 00:02:30,740 I'm right! 28 00:02:30,740 --> 00:02:34,150 It's fort day! 29 00:02:34,150 --> 00:02:36,320 It finally came! 30 00:02:36,320 --> 00:02:38,640 Just like dad said it would. 31 00:02:38,640 --> 00:02:43,080 I remember how it all started. 32 00:02:43,080 --> 00:02:46,470 It was on a cold and stormy day. 33 00:02:46,470 --> 00:02:48,430 -Yeah, OK Howard. 34 00:02:48,430 --> 00:02:50,520 Now, Aunt Ruth's birthday is on the 9th. 35 00:02:50,520 --> 00:02:51,340 -Mhmm. 36 00:02:51,340 --> 00:02:56,140 -Our anniversary is the third of next month, yeah. 37 00:02:56,140 --> 00:02:57,050 -I'm tired of snow, mom. 38 00:02:57,050 --> 00:02:59,560 Make it stop. 39 00:02:59,560 --> 00:03:01,010 -Oh, isn't he the cutest? 40 00:03:01,010 --> 00:03:03,940 You know, Bobby, I wish I could, hun, 41 00:03:03,940 --> 00:03:07,600 but that's not in the mothers' manual, don't cha know? 42 00:03:07,600 --> 00:03:08,300 -I can't go out. 43 00:03:08,300 --> 00:03:11,050 I can't have fun. 44 00:03:11,050 --> 00:03:14,810 Can't do nothing, 'cept color. 45 00:03:14,810 --> 00:03:16,690 -Oh, don't fret, Bobby. 46 00:03:16,690 --> 00:03:19,490 Spring is just around the gee golly corner. 47 00:03:19,490 --> 00:03:20,190 -It is? 48 00:03:20,190 --> 00:03:22,470 Which corner, mom? 49 00:03:22,470 --> 00:03:24,650 -Well, not literally, Bobby. 50 00:03:24,650 --> 00:03:25,970 -Who's Luelerly? 51 00:03:25,970 --> 00:03:29,250 -Oh, Howard, help me out here, now then, yet. 52 00:03:29,250 --> 00:03:30,270 -Uh, Bobby, I know. 53 00:03:30,270 --> 00:03:32,170 Why-- Why don't you design a fort? 54 00:03:32,170 --> 00:03:34,500 -A fort? 55 00:03:34,500 --> 00:03:35,920 But where will we build it? 56 00:03:35,920 --> 00:03:38,100 -In-- In the backyard, Bobby, just 57 00:03:38,100 --> 00:03:39,830 as soon as the weather clears up. 58 00:03:39,830 --> 00:03:41,750 Here, OK? 59 00:03:41,750 --> 00:03:43,140 We'll do it on the 25th. 60 00:03:43,140 --> 00:03:48,430 The rain will be gone by then, and that will be our fort day. 61 00:03:48,430 --> 00:03:49,760 -Well done, Howard. 62 00:03:49,760 --> 00:03:50,580 -Yippee! 63 00:03:50,580 --> 00:03:51,280 Yippee! 64 00:03:51,280 --> 00:03:53,040 We're gonna build a fort just for me! 65 00:04:03,350 --> 00:04:04,620 Yippee! 66 00:04:04,620 --> 00:04:07,810 Today's fort day! 67 00:04:07,810 --> 00:04:11,460 It's gonna be the biggest, bestest fort ever. 68 00:04:11,460 --> 00:04:12,620 [BANGING] 69 00:04:12,620 --> 00:04:13,320 KELLY: Bobby! 70 00:04:13,320 --> 00:04:14,670 -With a moat and a tower. 71 00:04:14,670 --> 00:04:15,370 [BANGING] 72 00:04:15,370 --> 00:04:17,910 KELLY: Would you let me in? 73 00:04:17,910 --> 00:04:21,990 -And dad's gonna help me, and mom's gonna help me, and-- 74 00:04:21,990 --> 00:04:22,690 -Bobby! 75 00:04:22,690 --> 00:04:23,390 -Kelly! 76 00:04:23,390 --> 00:04:25,010 I was here first. 77 00:04:25,010 --> 00:04:26,370 -No, no. 78 00:04:26,370 --> 00:04:27,750 I can not have a zit. 79 00:04:27,750 --> 00:04:28,960 Not today. 80 00:04:28,960 --> 00:04:30,460 -Sure you can, Kelly. 81 00:04:30,460 --> 00:04:31,300 It's right there. 82 00:04:31,300 --> 00:04:32,740 How can you miss it? 83 00:04:32,740 --> 00:04:34,170 -Mom! 84 00:04:34,170 --> 00:04:37,860 -A perfect start to a perfect day. 85 00:04:37,860 --> 00:04:38,560 -All right. 86 00:04:38,560 --> 00:04:41,990 Gotta put out the tables and pick up the cake, OK. 87 00:04:51,810 --> 00:04:54,560 Get the balloons. 88 00:04:54,560 --> 00:04:56,780 BOBBY: (SINGING) Happy fort day to me! 89 00:04:56,780 --> 00:04:58,340 Happy fort day to me! 90 00:05:01,130 --> 00:05:02,750 It's fort day, mommy. 91 00:05:02,750 --> 00:05:04,520 -Oh, yeah, terrific, yeah. 92 00:05:04,520 --> 00:05:05,470 Mow the lawn. 93 00:05:05,470 --> 00:05:07,580 Hand up those lanterns. 94 00:05:07,580 --> 00:05:09,740 -Can we start right after breakfast, huh? 95 00:05:09,740 --> 00:05:10,440 Can we? 96 00:05:13,930 --> 00:05:14,790 -Oh, yeah. 97 00:05:14,790 --> 00:05:15,610 Yeah, sure. 98 00:05:15,610 --> 00:05:18,990 That's just what we're gonna do. 99 00:05:18,990 --> 00:05:22,620 Now, then, yet, where are those gee golly lanterns? 100 00:05:28,240 --> 00:05:29,700 -Mom! 101 00:05:29,700 --> 00:05:31,160 Don't worry, Webbley. 102 00:05:31,160 --> 00:05:34,750 I'll get us some breakfast. 103 00:05:34,750 --> 00:05:37,750 There must be something up there that we can eat. 104 00:05:44,470 --> 00:05:45,390 Hey! 105 00:05:45,390 --> 00:05:47,110 You've got my breakfast! 106 00:05:53,960 --> 00:05:55,900 Don't worry, Webbley and Teddy. 107 00:05:55,900 --> 00:05:59,040 I'm not gonna let that big ape get our food. 108 00:06:17,000 --> 00:06:19,000 Take the controls, Webbley. 109 00:06:19,000 --> 00:06:20,500 I'm getting breakfast. 110 00:06:37,460 --> 00:06:39,580 Help! 111 00:06:39,580 --> 00:06:40,280 -Gotcha! 112 00:06:40,280 --> 00:06:40,980 -Uncle Ted! 113 00:06:40,980 --> 00:06:42,190 What are you doing here? 114 00:06:42,190 --> 00:06:44,460 -Well, your mom called and said she needed my help. 115 00:06:44,460 --> 00:06:47,160 Today's a big day, Bobbo. 116 00:06:47,160 --> 00:06:48,070 -Yeah, Uncle Ted. 117 00:06:48,070 --> 00:06:50,250 The biggest! 118 00:06:50,250 --> 00:06:51,430 -You bet, Bobbo. 119 00:06:51,430 --> 00:06:53,970 I wouldn't miss this day for the world. 120 00:06:53,970 --> 00:06:54,840 MARTHA: Ted? 121 00:06:54,840 --> 00:06:57,030 Is that you? 122 00:06:57,030 --> 00:06:57,960 -No, darlin'. 123 00:06:57,960 --> 00:06:58,660 It's me. 124 00:06:58,660 --> 00:06:59,550 It's me, Elvis. 125 00:06:59,550 --> 00:07:00,250 Thank you. 126 00:07:00,250 --> 00:07:02,140 Thank you very much. 127 00:07:02,140 --> 00:07:04,050 Thank you. 128 00:07:04,050 --> 00:07:05,550 -Oh, for crying out tears, Ted. 129 00:07:05,550 --> 00:07:06,860 Now stop your shenanigans. 130 00:07:06,860 --> 00:07:08,250 We've got work to do. 131 00:07:08,250 --> 00:07:09,750 -Yippee! 132 00:07:09,750 --> 00:07:11,670 It's my fort day, yes it is! 133 00:07:11,670 --> 00:07:12,650 Yes it is! 134 00:07:12,650 --> 00:07:13,640 Yes it is! 135 00:07:13,640 --> 00:07:15,610 It's my fort day, yes it is! 136 00:07:15,610 --> 00:07:17,080 -Oh, Martha? 137 00:07:17,080 --> 00:07:19,540 -Here's Aunt Ruthie. 138 00:07:19,540 --> 00:07:20,530 -Howard? 139 00:07:20,530 --> 00:07:22,000 -Aunt Ruth! 140 00:07:22,000 --> 00:07:23,990 Did you come to help, too? 141 00:07:23,990 --> 00:07:25,940 -Well, I certainly did. 142 00:07:25,940 --> 00:07:27,800 Now, isn't it exciting? 143 00:07:27,800 --> 00:07:30,010 Come here, let me pinch those cheeks. 144 00:07:30,010 --> 00:07:31,490 -Here they are. 145 00:07:31,490 --> 00:07:34,400 What am I doing? 146 00:07:34,400 --> 00:07:36,490 [GRUMBLING] 147 00:07:36,490 --> 00:07:39,060 -Aunt Ruth, Mom says to come in the living room. 148 00:07:39,060 --> 00:07:40,800 We're having a family meeting. 149 00:07:40,800 --> 00:07:42,540 -Yippee, a meeting! 150 00:07:42,540 --> 00:07:44,790 We're gonna get started! 151 00:07:44,790 --> 00:07:46,310 -What a dork. 152 00:07:46,310 --> 00:07:51,300 He's acting like the party's for him, and not for Kelly. 153 00:07:51,300 --> 00:07:52,370 -OK, Howard. 154 00:07:52,370 --> 00:07:53,700 Now, you got your items here. 155 00:07:53,700 --> 00:07:56,860 You got your lawn, you got your lanterns. 156 00:07:56,860 --> 00:07:59,060 -But forts don't have lawns, Mom. 157 00:07:59,060 --> 00:08:02,030 -Ah, hold on here now, hun. 158 00:08:02,030 --> 00:08:04,200 Ted, you help Howard set up the tables. 159 00:08:04,200 --> 00:08:05,670 -Aw, do I have to? 160 00:08:05,670 --> 00:08:06,640 I'm just kiddin'. 161 00:08:06,640 --> 00:08:07,870 Sure, sis. 162 00:08:07,870 --> 00:08:08,860 -But Mom-- 163 00:08:08,860 --> 00:08:11,310 -Later, hun. 164 00:08:11,310 --> 00:08:13,130 -Kelly, now, you finish sewing the dress. 165 00:08:13,130 --> 00:08:15,470 And Ruthie, can you help me with the cooking? 166 00:08:15,470 --> 00:08:16,920 -Oh, yes, well of-- certainly. 167 00:08:16,920 --> 00:08:17,940 Love to. 168 00:08:17,940 --> 00:08:21,950 Now, how does lentil pudding sound? 169 00:08:21,950 --> 00:08:22,650 -Ugh. 170 00:08:22,650 --> 00:08:26,060 -Oh, put a sock in it there now, Kelly furball. 171 00:08:26,060 --> 00:08:28,450 OK, now, Derek, you'll do streamers. 172 00:08:28,450 --> 00:08:29,150 -But Mom! 173 00:08:29,150 --> 00:08:31,950 A fort's supposed to have flags. 174 00:08:31,950 --> 00:08:33,750 -Yeah, that's nice, Bobby. 175 00:08:33,750 --> 00:08:36,110 Derek, you can set up the chairs, and then-- 176 00:08:36,110 --> 00:08:37,970 -Aw, Mom. 177 00:08:37,970 --> 00:08:39,980 How come I gotta do all this stuff? 178 00:08:39,980 --> 00:08:41,970 It's not my stupid party. 179 00:08:41,970 --> 00:08:47,050 -Sharing is caring, and doing for others is its own reward. 180 00:08:47,050 --> 00:08:49,660 I learned that in school. 181 00:08:49,660 --> 00:08:51,510 -Whoops, whoops, here we go. 182 00:08:51,510 --> 00:08:55,930 Now, as you know, today is a very important day. 183 00:08:55,930 --> 00:09:00,590 It's not every day our Kellster turns 16, you know. 184 00:09:00,590 --> 00:09:01,290 -Huh? 185 00:09:01,290 --> 00:09:04,620 What does that have to do with fort day? 186 00:09:04,620 --> 00:09:05,440 -Yeah. 187 00:09:05,440 --> 00:09:07,910 So, we'll all need to pitch in to make 188 00:09:07,910 --> 00:09:11,150 Kelly's birthday party a big success. 189 00:09:11,150 --> 00:09:13,120 -Kelly's birthday party? 190 00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:16,060 But Kelly already had her birthday on Tuesday. 191 00:09:16,060 --> 00:09:17,540 Todays' fort day. 192 00:09:17,540 --> 00:09:19,450 -Like, what's a fort day? 193 00:09:22,820 --> 00:09:23,790 -Remember, Dad? 194 00:09:23,790 --> 00:09:25,720 You promised. 195 00:09:25,720 --> 00:09:28,160 -I'm sorry, Bobby, but you know, when we wrote this day down, 196 00:09:28,160 --> 00:09:29,660 I didn't know it was going to be the same day 197 00:09:29,660 --> 00:09:31,510 as Kelly's sweet 16. 198 00:09:31,510 --> 00:09:34,790 I'm afraid fort day's just going to have to wait, son. 199 00:09:34,790 --> 00:09:36,710 -It was my day, first. 200 00:09:36,710 --> 00:09:38,150 It's no fair! 201 00:09:38,150 --> 00:09:39,110 It's no fair! 202 00:09:42,970 --> 00:09:44,160 -It was my day first. 203 00:09:44,160 --> 00:09:45,060 It's no fair. 204 00:09:45,060 --> 00:09:46,410 It's no fair! 205 00:09:46,410 --> 00:09:48,760 -You know, Bobby, you are exactly right. 206 00:09:48,760 --> 00:09:50,760 It is not fair. 207 00:09:50,760 --> 00:09:53,570 But for corn sakes, you know, it wouldn't 208 00:09:53,570 --> 00:09:57,880 be fair to spoil Kelly's sweet 16 party either, you know? 209 00:09:57,880 --> 00:10:00,990 So, why don't we have fort day next Saturday, and-- 210 00:10:00,990 --> 00:10:01,950 -No! 211 00:10:01,950 --> 00:10:06,960 I wanna have my gee golly fort day today, don't cha know? 212 00:10:06,960 --> 00:10:10,150 -Oh, come on. 213 00:10:10,150 --> 00:10:10,850 -I'm gonna get soap. 214 00:10:10,850 --> 00:10:13,260 MARTHA: You're mocking your mother. 215 00:10:13,260 --> 00:10:17,000 -If Bobby spoils my party, like, I will totally die. 216 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:18,370 -Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. 217 00:10:18,370 --> 00:10:20,320 Hold your horses, Kelly. 218 00:10:20,320 --> 00:10:22,300 Bobby's not going to be an old grumpy puss. 219 00:10:22,300 --> 00:10:24,970 He's going to pitch right in there and help. 220 00:10:24,970 --> 00:10:27,570 Isn't that right, Bobby man? 221 00:10:27,570 --> 00:10:28,380 -No! 222 00:10:28,380 --> 00:10:30,950 I don't care about Kelly's silly old party. 223 00:10:30,950 --> 00:10:33,340 I want my fort! 224 00:10:33,340 --> 00:10:36,710 -OK, Mr. Selfish pants, if you don't want to help, 225 00:10:36,710 --> 00:10:39,700 then go play by yourself and stay out of the way. 226 00:10:39,700 --> 00:10:40,810 -I will. 227 00:10:40,810 --> 00:10:44,020 I'll stay so far out of the way, you'll never find me! 228 00:10:49,020 --> 00:10:51,510 -Lookin' good, gals. 229 00:10:51,510 --> 00:10:53,400 -I think we ought to put it right here, 230 00:10:53,400 --> 00:10:54,640 is what we should do. 231 00:10:54,640 --> 00:10:55,950 -Sounds good. -Could you make up your mind? 232 00:10:55,950 --> 00:10:56,640 -OK. 233 00:10:56,640 --> 00:10:57,690 Now, to the left. 234 00:10:57,690 --> 00:10:58,390 -Yeah? 235 00:10:58,390 --> 00:10:58,870 -Yes. 236 00:10:58,870 --> 00:10:59,570 -No. 237 00:10:59,570 --> 00:11:00,300 No, no, no, no. 238 00:11:00,300 --> 00:11:01,710 A little more to the right. 239 00:11:01,710 --> 00:11:02,410 -This right? 240 00:11:02,410 --> 00:11:03,350 -OK, now. 241 00:11:03,350 --> 00:11:04,770 A little higher. 242 00:11:04,770 --> 00:11:07,230 No, no, no! 243 00:11:07,230 --> 00:11:08,350 -Look, Webbley. 244 00:11:08,350 --> 00:11:11,920 That would make a great fort. 245 00:11:11,920 --> 00:11:13,120 -Hi, Bobby. 246 00:11:13,120 --> 00:11:14,650 What are you doing up here? 247 00:11:14,650 --> 00:11:16,780 How come you're not helping with the party? 248 00:11:16,780 --> 00:11:19,520 -Cause today was supposed to be fort day, not 249 00:11:19,520 --> 00:11:21,780 some dumb party day. 250 00:11:21,780 --> 00:11:23,320 -It's not just a party, Bobby. 251 00:11:23,320 --> 00:11:25,910 My mother says it's a ritual. 252 00:11:25,910 --> 00:11:26,880 A rite of passage. 253 00:11:26,880 --> 00:11:28,830 A stepping stone to womanhood. 254 00:11:28,830 --> 00:11:30,260 -What does that mean? 255 00:11:30,260 --> 00:11:31,000 -I'm not sure. 256 00:11:31,000 --> 00:11:34,080 All I know is that your mom told my mom 257 00:11:34,080 --> 00:11:38,030 that this party means Kelly's turning sweet 16. 258 00:11:38,030 --> 00:11:39,120 -Sweet 16? 259 00:11:39,120 --> 00:11:39,960 -Mm-hm. 260 00:11:39,960 --> 00:11:42,730 -Kelly's gonna be sweet from now on? 261 00:11:47,320 --> 00:11:51,290 -Bobby, you are, like, such a perfect little brother. 262 00:11:51,290 --> 00:11:54,910 All I want if for you to be, like, way happy. 263 00:11:54,910 --> 00:11:55,870 Forget my party. 264 00:11:55,870 --> 00:11:59,240 Let's make today fort day. 265 00:12:02,620 --> 00:12:05,960 -This is gonna be great! 266 00:12:05,960 --> 00:12:08,380 -Well, I gotta go. 267 00:12:08,380 --> 00:12:10,230 See ya later, Bobby. 268 00:12:10,230 --> 00:12:11,140 -Yuck! 269 00:12:11,140 --> 00:12:15,020 -You're so cute when you're angry, Bobby. 270 00:12:15,020 --> 00:12:15,880 -OK. 271 00:12:15,880 --> 00:12:18,760 Soon as Kelly turns sweet, we'll start the fort. 272 00:12:18,760 --> 00:12:20,970 We're gonna put the moat over here, and-- 273 00:12:20,970 --> 00:12:23,880 MARTHA: Bobby! 274 00:12:23,880 --> 00:12:26,950 -Maybe Mom's coming to tell us Kelly already changed her mind, 275 00:12:26,950 --> 00:12:29,290 and it's time to start fort day! 276 00:12:29,290 --> 00:12:30,680 What, Mom? 277 00:12:30,680 --> 00:12:31,600 -Yeah. 278 00:12:31,600 --> 00:12:33,390 We're going to the store to get some more 279 00:12:33,390 --> 00:12:34,970 balloons for Kelly's party. 280 00:12:34,970 --> 00:12:35,950 Wanna come? 281 00:12:35,950 --> 00:12:38,350 -Bobby's not here! 282 00:12:38,350 --> 00:12:39,890 -Oh, yeah. 283 00:12:39,890 --> 00:12:41,640 Bingo. 284 00:12:41,640 --> 00:12:45,050 Well, if you see him, tell him Uncle Ted's in the house 285 00:12:45,050 --> 00:12:46,350 if he needs anything. 286 00:12:46,350 --> 00:12:48,070 -Who needs them? 287 00:12:48,070 --> 00:12:50,650 I'll build a fort myself. 288 00:12:50,650 --> 00:12:51,460 Hm. 289 00:12:51,460 --> 00:12:56,210 There's lots of stuff here I can use. 290 00:12:56,210 --> 00:12:58,860 [HUMMING] 291 00:13:16,870 --> 00:13:18,170 -Nobody will miss this. 292 00:13:30,150 --> 00:13:31,740 Now I'll do the moat. 293 00:14:06,440 --> 00:14:09,410 [SCREAM] 294 00:14:15,340 --> 00:14:17,310 [SCREAM] 295 00:14:21,270 --> 00:14:22,250 -No! 296 00:14:22,250 --> 00:14:23,240 My dress! 297 00:14:23,240 --> 00:14:25,250 It's ruined! 298 00:14:25,250 --> 00:14:27,540 [SCREAM] 299 00:14:27,540 --> 00:14:29,010 -Gadzooks! 300 00:14:29,010 --> 00:14:29,920 Am I in trouble? 301 00:14:34,670 --> 00:14:35,900 Gadzooks! 302 00:14:35,900 --> 00:14:37,380 Am I in trouble? 303 00:14:37,380 --> 00:14:38,080 -Bobby! 304 00:14:38,080 --> 00:14:41,690 Like, I don't-- how could you do this to me? 305 00:14:41,690 --> 00:14:44,520 -I didn't-- 306 00:14:44,520 --> 00:14:46,400 -You're in big trouble with me, mister. 307 00:14:46,400 --> 00:14:47,860 [SCREAM] 308 00:14:47,860 --> 00:14:48,900 -Oops. 309 00:14:48,900 --> 00:14:51,100 -This was Kelly's day, jerk face! 310 00:14:51,100 --> 00:14:53,980 And you ruined it! 311 00:14:53,980 --> 00:14:56,170 -Where is that gee darn Uncle Ted? 312 00:14:56,170 --> 00:14:59,640 He was supposed to be in charge here, now. 313 00:14:59,640 --> 00:15:01,270 [HUMMING] 314 00:15:01,270 --> 00:15:02,060 -Ted! 315 00:15:02,060 --> 00:15:02,860 Ted! 316 00:15:02,860 --> 00:15:04,470 How did this happen? 317 00:15:04,470 --> 00:15:05,170 -What? 318 00:15:05,170 --> 00:15:05,870 What? 319 00:15:05,870 --> 00:15:07,530 How did what happen? 320 00:15:07,530 --> 00:15:12,590 -How I try, and what do I get? 321 00:15:12,590 --> 00:15:13,500 -Now, easy, now, sis. 322 00:15:13,500 --> 00:15:14,200 Come on. 323 00:15:14,200 --> 00:15:14,900 Easy. 324 00:15:14,900 --> 00:15:17,770 -I know you didn't mean to ruin your sister's party, 325 00:15:17,770 --> 00:15:21,750 but don't you have something to say to her, Bobby? 326 00:15:21,750 --> 00:15:24,760 -Yes, dad. 327 00:15:24,760 --> 00:15:26,750 Kelly. 328 00:15:26,750 --> 00:15:29,290 -Like, what, Bobby? 329 00:15:29,290 --> 00:15:31,970 -This is all It was supposed to be my special day 330 00:15:31,970 --> 00:15:32,730 and you ruined it! 331 00:15:35,970 --> 00:15:36,980 HOWARD: Bobby Generic. 332 00:15:36,980 --> 00:15:41,660 Now, you-- g-- Go to your room and don't come until you're 12! 333 00:15:41,660 --> 00:15:45,070 -I guess that's not what he wanted me to say. 334 00:15:45,070 --> 00:15:46,200 Not fair. 335 00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:54,890 It was my day first, and-- her birthday, sweet 16, [MUMBLING], 336 00:15:54,890 --> 00:15:56,810 Kelly. 337 00:15:56,810 --> 00:16:02,060 [SOBBING] 338 00:16:02,060 --> 00:16:03,500 I'm sorry, Kelly! 339 00:16:03,500 --> 00:16:04,390 Don't cry. 340 00:16:04,390 --> 00:16:06,870 Everything's gonna be OK. 341 00:16:06,870 --> 00:16:07,640 I'll fix it! 342 00:16:07,640 --> 00:16:08,340 You'll see! 343 00:16:08,340 --> 00:16:10,300 Don't worry, fair Kelly! 344 00:16:10,300 --> 00:16:12,640 Sir Bobby will save the day! 345 00:16:17,670 --> 00:16:21,850 I claim this land in the name of Lady Kelly, 346 00:16:21,850 --> 00:16:24,690 and I proclaim this Kelly Day. 347 00:16:24,690 --> 00:16:27,110 Come one, come all! 348 00:16:27,110 --> 00:16:28,100 Come on, mom! 349 00:16:28,100 --> 00:16:28,800 Dad! 350 00:16:28,800 --> 00:16:29,490 Kelly! 351 00:16:31,830 --> 00:16:33,820 -Bobby, are you OK? 352 00:16:37,310 --> 00:16:39,300 -Pretty neat, huh? 353 00:16:39,300 --> 00:16:43,190 I fixed it all up. 354 00:16:43,190 --> 00:16:46,970 -Like, what is this, some kinda joke? 355 00:16:46,970 --> 00:16:48,380 -No, Kelly. 356 00:16:48,380 --> 00:16:50,730 It-- It's your party. 357 00:16:50,730 --> 00:16:52,280 Y--You can cry if you want to. 358 00:16:52,280 --> 00:16:52,980 See? 359 00:16:52,980 --> 00:16:55,690 There's-- There's a beautiful carpet on the ground, 360 00:16:55,690 --> 00:16:58,400 and a queen stool for Kelly. 361 00:16:58,400 --> 00:17:00,620 And I-- And I fixed the cake, and I 362 00:17:00,620 --> 00:17:03,870 fixed the lights, and the-- and the music, 363 00:17:03,870 --> 00:17:05,150 and-- and the flowers. 364 00:17:05,150 --> 00:17:06,330 See, Kelly? 365 00:17:06,330 --> 00:17:07,030 See? 366 00:17:11,630 --> 00:17:14,800 -Well, I-- I do, Bobby. 367 00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:17,180 Like, I really do. 368 00:17:20,290 --> 00:17:22,450 -Did it for you, Kelly. 369 00:17:22,450 --> 00:17:24,870 Happy birthday. 370 00:17:24,870 --> 00:17:27,180 -Like, thanks Bobby. 371 00:17:27,180 --> 00:17:29,050 -Uh, hey, uh, you know, sis, maybe I 372 00:17:29,050 --> 00:17:30,040 can fix up those lights. 373 00:17:30,040 --> 00:17:31,130 Get them blinking, you know? 374 00:17:31,130 --> 00:17:34,840 -You know, and-- and I bet if we threw some hay on the mud-- 375 00:17:34,840 --> 00:17:35,730 -Count me in. 376 00:17:35,730 --> 00:17:38,740 -And I could whip up my savory sage souffle! 377 00:17:38,740 --> 00:17:40,360 -Why don't we order in. 378 00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:41,310 -Don't go to the trouble. 379 00:17:41,310 --> 00:17:42,730 It's really, uh-- We'll order. 380 00:17:42,730 --> 00:17:46,630 -Hey, hey, well then, comrades, what are we waiting for? 381 00:17:46,630 --> 00:17:51,710 [CHEERING] 382 00:17:51,710 --> 00:17:54,260 -Pretty swell, aren't they? 383 00:17:54,260 --> 00:17:55,370 KELLY: Come on, Bobby. 384 00:17:55,370 --> 00:17:56,350 -Here I come. 385 00:18:03,780 --> 00:18:04,480 -Woo! 386 00:18:27,300 --> 00:18:28,670 -Hey! 387 00:18:28,670 --> 00:18:29,540 Oh yeah? 388 00:18:29,540 --> 00:18:30,410 I'll sling a little mud. 389 00:18:30,410 --> 00:18:34,110 Here you go! 390 00:18:34,110 --> 00:18:36,660 -Oh, hey, oh, I see how you're gonna play. 391 00:18:36,660 --> 00:18:38,350 All right OK. 392 00:18:38,350 --> 00:18:42,260 There's mud in my eye. 393 00:18:42,260 --> 00:18:44,590 -Hey, Kelly. 394 00:18:44,590 --> 00:18:46,400 It's me, George! 395 00:18:46,400 --> 00:18:47,230 -Oh no. 396 00:18:47,230 --> 00:18:49,710 Like, we're not finished yet. 397 00:18:49,710 --> 00:18:51,190 -Don't worry, Kelly. 398 00:18:51,190 --> 00:18:52,680 We're finished. 399 00:18:52,680 --> 00:18:53,670 Look! 400 00:18:53,670 --> 00:18:54,660 -Oh, Kelly! 401 00:18:54,660 --> 00:18:57,420 Happy birthday! 402 00:18:57,420 --> 00:18:58,120 -Bobby. 403 00:18:58,120 --> 00:19:00,320 You have ruined my life. 404 00:19:00,320 --> 00:19:03,060 I can never show my face again. 405 00:19:03,060 --> 00:19:04,660 -I'm sorry, Kelly. 406 00:19:04,660 --> 00:19:07,030 GEORGE: Oh, wow. 407 00:19:07,030 --> 00:19:09,230 I cannot believe this. 408 00:19:09,230 --> 00:19:11,470 A grunge sweet 16. 409 00:19:11,470 --> 00:19:13,190 Now, this is cool. 410 00:19:13,190 --> 00:19:15,400 -You, like, like it? 411 00:19:15,400 --> 00:19:16,330 -Like it? 412 00:19:16,330 --> 00:19:19,200 Kelly, I mean, this is-- Yeah. 413 00:19:19,200 --> 00:19:20,960 And like, I thought for sure this was gonna 414 00:19:20,960 --> 00:19:25,620 be one of those pink foo foo foo bummer parties. 415 00:19:25,620 --> 00:19:26,590 -Oh, Bobby. 416 00:19:26,590 --> 00:19:28,090 I will never forget this. 417 00:19:28,090 --> 00:19:29,820 If there is anything you want. 418 00:19:29,820 --> 00:19:32,490 -Can I go to the movies with you and George? 419 00:19:32,490 --> 00:19:33,190 -Ugh. 420 00:19:33,190 --> 00:19:34,590 Like, I'd rather die. 421 00:19:34,590 --> 00:19:37,190 -I guess she forgot. 422 00:19:37,190 --> 00:19:37,950 -I'm hot. 423 00:19:37,950 --> 00:19:39,080 I'm funky. 424 00:19:39,080 --> 00:19:39,970 They call me MC Uncy. 425 00:19:42,970 --> 00:19:44,470 -Rock and roll forever. 426 00:19:48,450 --> 00:19:49,440 Awesome! 427 00:19:49,440 --> 00:19:50,440 -Today the 16! 428 00:19:53,920 --> 00:19:56,700 Wow! 429 00:19:56,700 --> 00:19:57,400 Retro! 430 00:20:01,370 --> 00:20:02,860 The '60s, man! 431 00:20:06,340 --> 00:20:10,320 Keep on truckin'! 432 00:20:10,320 --> 00:20:11,810 One more time! 433 00:20:18,810 --> 00:20:20,520 That was a good show. 434 00:20:20,520 --> 00:20:21,980 I hate when that happens. 435 00:20:21,980 --> 00:20:24,570 -When-- When what happens? 436 00:20:24,570 --> 00:20:27,060 Well, you think it's your special day 437 00:20:27,060 --> 00:20:28,700 and then it's somebody else's special day, 438 00:20:28,700 --> 00:20:32,250 and you make a mess, and then-- and then-- and then a spaceship 439 00:20:32,250 --> 00:20:35,550 lands, and then a monster comes out and chases you. 440 00:20:35,550 --> 00:20:39,150 And you run really fast into a tree, and it comes to life, 441 00:20:39,150 --> 00:20:40,850 and it won't stop dancing with you. 442 00:20:40,850 --> 00:20:41,550 And then-- 443 00:20:41,550 --> 00:20:42,750 -All that didn't happen. 444 00:20:42,750 --> 00:20:44,550 -I know, but I'd hate it if it did. 445 00:20:47,250 --> 00:20:50,300 [MUSIC PLAYING]