1 00:00:00,420 --> 00:00:01,430 -Welcome to Bobby's World. 2 00:00:01,430 --> 00:00:02,920 And now, ladies and gentlemen, it's 3 00:00:02,920 --> 00:00:06,280 time for us to introduce the star of our show. 4 00:00:06,280 --> 00:00:10,570 Let's give a warm round of applause to our star, Bobby. 5 00:00:10,570 --> 00:00:11,540 -Thank you. 6 00:00:14,450 --> 00:00:15,420 Thank you. 7 00:00:15,420 --> 00:00:17,850 Thank you. 8 00:00:17,850 --> 00:00:19,530 And thank you, Howie. 9 00:00:19,530 --> 00:00:23,650 HOWIE MANDEL: OK, now, Bobby, why don't you introduce me? 10 00:00:23,650 --> 00:00:24,420 -OK. 11 00:00:24,420 --> 00:00:27,660 Just walk off the stage, and then I'll introduce you. 12 00:00:27,660 --> 00:00:30,090 -OK. 13 00:00:30,090 --> 00:00:31,540 [GIGGLING] 14 00:00:31,540 --> 00:00:33,490 -(QUIETLY) I'm not going to introduce him. 15 00:00:33,490 --> 00:00:34,410 HOWIE MANDEL: OK. 16 00:00:34,410 --> 00:00:35,910 -(QUIETLY)Roll the credits. 17 00:00:35,910 --> 00:00:36,910 [GIGGLING] 18 00:00:36,910 --> 00:00:39,410 [THEME MUSIC] 19 00:01:48,860 --> 00:01:49,810 MARTHA GENERIC: Oh, yeah. 20 00:01:49,810 --> 00:01:51,620 And have a look-see here. 21 00:01:51,620 --> 00:01:55,630 The tour guy said Elvis bought all the furniture in this room 22 00:01:55,630 --> 00:01:57,440 in just 30 minutes. 23 00:01:57,440 --> 00:01:58,590 AUNT RUTH: But he's just a King. 24 00:01:58,590 --> 00:02:00,400 He's just a King. 25 00:02:00,400 --> 00:02:01,320 Always be the King. 26 00:02:01,320 --> 00:02:03,650 -Was Elvis the King of Hawaii? 27 00:02:03,650 --> 00:02:04,750 [LAUGHING] 28 00:02:04,750 --> 00:02:05,680 AUNT RUTH: [INAUDIBLE]. 29 00:02:05,680 --> 00:02:06,610 UNCLE TED: No, here. 30 00:02:06,610 --> 00:02:07,890 Let me set you straight, Bobbo. 31 00:02:07,890 --> 00:02:08,790 AUNT RUTH: [INAUDIBLE] him. 32 00:02:08,790 --> 00:02:09,490 -No, no. 33 00:02:09,490 --> 00:02:12,460 Elvis was the King of rock and roll. 34 00:02:12,460 --> 00:02:13,340 [CRUNCH] 35 00:02:13,340 --> 00:02:14,060 -Rock and roll? 36 00:02:14,060 --> 00:02:16,400 UNCLE TED: You know, Bobbo, some very inquiring minds 37 00:02:16,400 --> 00:02:18,890 insist that Elvis is still alive. 38 00:02:18,890 --> 00:02:22,250 -And walking among us in disguise, don't ya know? 39 00:02:22,250 --> 00:02:24,240 -He is? 40 00:02:24,240 --> 00:02:25,230 ELVIS: Excuse me? 41 00:02:25,230 --> 00:02:27,470 Mind if I grab me a mess of those pork puffs? 42 00:02:27,470 --> 00:02:28,320 -Yeah, help yourself. 43 00:02:28,320 --> 00:02:29,020 ELVIS: Thank you. 44 00:02:29,020 --> 00:02:30,180 Thank you very much. 45 00:02:30,180 --> 00:02:31,050 [CRUNCH] 46 00:02:31,050 --> 00:02:32,010 UNCLE TED: Yeah, well, heh. 47 00:02:32,010 --> 00:02:33,700 Thanks a lot, sis. 48 00:02:33,700 --> 00:02:34,710 That was quite a compliment. 49 00:02:34,710 --> 00:02:37,010 AUNT RUTH: Well, Ted, it's true. 50 00:02:37,010 --> 00:02:39,170 I always said if anyone in the family 51 00:02:39,170 --> 00:02:42,600 had [INAUDIBLE] being an Elvis impersonator, it was you. 52 00:02:42,600 --> 00:02:44,030 [GULP] 53 00:02:44,030 --> 00:02:46,120 -Oh, Howard, are you thinking what 54 00:02:46,120 --> 00:02:48,340 I'm thinking on the same wavelength here? 55 00:02:48,340 --> 00:02:50,430 -Well, Martha, from the look of the tax return 56 00:02:50,430 --> 00:02:53,480 here, I'm thinking we just may be in for an audit. 57 00:02:53,480 --> 00:02:54,570 I mean, no doubt about it. 58 00:02:54,570 --> 00:02:55,990 -It's Bobby, hun. 59 00:02:55,990 --> 00:02:56,710 It's a miracle. 60 00:02:56,710 --> 00:02:57,410 Look! 61 00:02:57,410 --> 00:03:00,470 He's got rhythm, just like the King! 62 00:03:00,470 --> 00:03:01,380 [HUMMING] 63 00:03:01,380 --> 00:03:03,540 AUNT RUTH: And what coordination! 64 00:03:03,540 --> 00:03:04,530 You're right Martha. 65 00:03:04,530 --> 00:03:06,450 He's a born musician all right. 66 00:03:06,450 --> 00:03:07,580 MARTHA GENERIC: Do you think maybe 67 00:03:07,580 --> 00:03:09,280 he's ready for music lessons? 68 00:03:09,280 --> 00:03:11,560 -Well, what do you think, Bobby? 69 00:03:11,560 --> 00:03:13,270 You want to play a musical instrument? 70 00:03:13,270 --> 00:03:14,860 -Me? 71 00:03:14,860 --> 00:03:16,410 Really? 72 00:03:16,410 --> 00:03:18,800 You mean like-- 73 00:03:18,800 --> 00:03:20,790 -Bobby's World, Bobby's World. 74 00:03:20,790 --> 00:03:21,580 Party on, party on. 75 00:03:21,580 --> 00:03:22,280 Excellent! 76 00:03:22,280 --> 00:03:23,770 Excellent! 77 00:03:23,770 --> 00:03:25,260 -Bobby's World. 78 00:03:25,260 --> 00:03:26,190 Bobby's World. 79 00:03:26,190 --> 00:03:27,260 AUNT RUTH: My stars and garters. 80 00:03:27,260 --> 00:03:31,190 Now that the twins are here, Bobby's the middle son. 81 00:03:31,190 --> 00:03:31,890 [GASP] 82 00:03:31,890 --> 00:03:32,670 -You mean? 83 00:03:32,670 --> 00:03:34,940 -It's Bobby's turn to take up-- 84 00:03:34,940 --> 00:03:36,380 -Old Blue. 85 00:03:36,380 --> 00:03:37,360 [GASP] 86 00:03:37,360 --> 00:03:38,340 [LAUGHING] 87 00:03:38,340 --> 00:03:39,330 MARTHA GENERIC: It's time. 88 00:03:39,330 --> 00:03:40,800 It's [INAUDIBLE]. 89 00:03:40,800 --> 00:03:41,780 I can't believe this. 90 00:03:41,780 --> 00:03:43,750 -Who's Old Blue? 91 00:03:43,750 --> 00:03:45,880 And where does he have to be taken up to? 92 00:03:45,880 --> 00:03:46,960 -Got me Bobby. 93 00:03:46,960 --> 00:03:50,960 -Well, it's, uh, sort of a [INAUDIBLE] tradition, Bobbo. 94 00:03:50,960 --> 00:03:53,060 MARTHA GENERIC: Yeah, here we go. 95 00:03:53,060 --> 00:03:56,150 Bobby, this is Old Blue. 96 00:03:56,150 --> 00:03:57,440 [PLAYING ACCORDION] 97 00:03:57,440 --> 00:03:58,760 -Go ahead, Bobby. 98 00:03:58,760 --> 00:04:00,760 Pick it up. 99 00:04:00,760 --> 00:04:02,760 [GRUNTING] 100 00:04:06,260 --> 00:04:07,060 -Look. 101 00:04:07,060 --> 00:04:07,760 [GIGGLE] 102 00:04:07,760 --> 00:04:09,260 I can make it grow. 103 00:04:09,260 --> 00:04:10,760 [SCREAM] 104 00:04:10,760 --> 00:04:15,260 [GROWLING] 105 00:04:15,260 --> 00:04:16,760 -W--what is it? 106 00:04:16,760 --> 00:04:19,030 -It's an accordion, don't ya know? 107 00:04:19,030 --> 00:04:22,480 -It used to belong to your Great Uncle [INAUDIBLE]. 108 00:04:22,480 --> 00:04:24,640 -But now it's yours. 109 00:04:24,640 --> 00:04:26,180 Gloriosky, Bobby. 110 00:04:26,180 --> 00:04:29,280 I'm so darn proud, I could bust a button. 111 00:04:29,280 --> 00:04:30,180 -Why? 112 00:04:30,180 --> 00:04:34,340 -Every [INAUDIBLE] middle son since the 30 years war 113 00:04:34,340 --> 00:04:36,840 has take up the accordion. 114 00:04:36,840 --> 00:04:40,300 [BLOWING NOSE] 115 00:04:40,300 --> 00:04:43,730 -Uh, we still don't know why, but I gu-- it's quite an honor. 116 00:04:43,730 --> 00:04:45,850 Here, let me help you on with this. 117 00:04:45,850 --> 00:04:47,020 Whoops. 118 00:04:47,020 --> 00:04:48,310 BOBBY: An honor? 119 00:04:48,310 --> 00:04:51,240 -Yeah, you know, like , uh, being knighted or something. 120 00:04:51,240 --> 00:04:51,940 -Really? 121 00:04:55,210 --> 00:04:56,210 -Gadzooks! 122 00:04:56,210 --> 00:04:58,690 Sir Theodore of Gaselot. 123 00:05:03,660 --> 00:05:05,990 -You're exalted, [INAUDIBLE]. 124 00:05:05,990 --> 00:05:10,710 Today the hopes and dreams of the house of [INAUDIBLE] 125 00:05:10,710 --> 00:05:14,080 are placed squarely on your little shoulders. 126 00:05:14,080 --> 00:05:15,490 -Thanks, Sir Ted. 127 00:05:15,490 --> 00:05:17,480 Any words of wisdom? 128 00:05:17,480 --> 00:05:18,770 SIR TED: Just this. AUNT RUTH: Ah! 129 00:05:18,770 --> 00:05:18,970 Ah! Ah! 130 00:05:18,970 --> 00:05:20,260 Look out, Bobby! 131 00:05:20,260 --> 00:05:20,950 Steady. 132 00:05:20,950 --> 00:05:21,950 Steady, hun. 133 00:05:21,950 --> 00:05:23,440 [PLAYING ACCORDION] 134 00:05:23,440 --> 00:05:24,430 [DOG GROWLING] 135 00:05:24,430 --> 00:05:25,430 [CRASH] 136 00:05:25,430 --> 00:05:26,240 -Oh-hoho. 137 00:05:26,240 --> 00:05:27,770 That's an owie, huh? 138 00:05:27,770 --> 00:05:31,030 Lucky for you, Old Blue broke your fall, huh Bobbo? 139 00:05:31,030 --> 00:05:32,880 MARTHA GENERIC: Oh, I'm going to have a coronary here. 140 00:05:32,880 --> 00:05:33,600 I'm so excited. 141 00:05:33,600 --> 00:05:36,810 Say, Ruth, do you think the Schulze 142 00:05:36,810 --> 00:05:38,570 brothers would take Bobby on? 143 00:05:38,570 --> 00:05:40,760 [GROWLING] 144 00:05:40,760 --> 00:05:42,860 -Who are the Schulze brothers? 145 00:05:42,860 --> 00:05:45,460 -We are the Schulze brothers. 146 00:05:45,460 --> 00:05:47,130 -This is our Academy of Music-- 147 00:05:47,130 --> 00:05:48,230 1ST SHULZE BROTHER: Where we will 148 00:05:48,230 --> 00:05:51,560 teach you to play the accordion. 149 00:05:51,560 --> 00:05:53,430 [CRASH] 150 00:05:53,430 --> 00:05:55,540 -These guys are weird. 151 00:05:55,540 --> 00:05:56,290 [GROANING] 152 00:05:56,290 --> 00:05:57,290 -He's heavy. 153 00:05:57,290 --> 00:05:59,170 I tell you what, Bobby. 154 00:05:59,170 --> 00:06:02,040 Today we all just acquainted, yeah? 155 00:06:02,040 --> 00:06:04,270 Now this is my accordion. 156 00:06:04,270 --> 00:06:05,980 I call her [INAUDIBLE]. 157 00:06:05,980 --> 00:06:09,200 --[INAUDIBLE] mine I call The Duchess of [INAUDIBLE]. 158 00:06:09,200 --> 00:06:13,990 When I am missing her, I call her my little squeeze box. 159 00:06:13,990 --> 00:06:16,620 When I find her in the arms of another-- 160 00:06:16,620 --> 00:06:18,110 -Shh. 161 00:06:18,110 --> 00:06:20,370 -Mom calls mine Old Blue. 162 00:06:20,370 --> 00:06:22,220 -Ah, very nice indeed. 163 00:06:22,220 --> 00:06:25,430 You're about to join an elite fraternity, Bobby. 164 00:06:25,430 --> 00:06:26,850 Congratulations. 165 00:06:26,850 --> 00:06:30,970 -And someday, Bobby, if you work hard on the [INAUDIBLE], 166 00:06:30,970 --> 00:06:34,560 your hands, too, could look like this. 167 00:06:34,560 --> 00:06:35,700 -Ah! 168 00:06:35,700 --> 00:06:36,400 [CRASH] 169 00:06:36,400 --> 00:06:37,320 -Oopsie! 170 00:06:37,320 --> 00:06:40,480 Lucky thing Old Blue broke your fall, huh, Bobby? 171 00:06:40,480 --> 00:06:42,850 [LAUGHING] 172 00:06:42,850 --> 00:06:45,040 [SCHOOL BELL RINGING] 173 00:06:45,040 --> 00:06:45,740 -Hi, Bobby. 174 00:06:45,740 --> 00:06:47,840 You want to come over to my house? 175 00:06:47,840 --> 00:06:48,540 -Can't. 176 00:06:48,540 --> 00:06:50,930 I've got accordion today. 177 00:06:50,930 --> 00:06:51,630 -Oh. 178 00:06:51,630 --> 00:06:53,640 Well, hope you feel better tomorrow. 179 00:06:53,640 --> 00:06:54,910 Ow. 180 00:06:54,910 --> 00:06:56,660 -Sure I can lift two of you's. 181 00:06:56,660 --> 00:06:57,650 Come here. 182 00:06:57,650 --> 00:06:58,650 I'll prove it. 183 00:06:58,650 --> 00:07:00,130 OK, now, ready? 184 00:07:00,130 --> 00:07:01,100 [LAUGHING] 185 00:07:01,100 --> 00:07:01,860 [PANTING] 186 00:07:01,860 --> 00:07:02,560 [GRUNTING] 187 00:07:02,560 --> 00:07:08,810 -Yep, I'm gonna be special, just like the Marines, [INAUDIBLE]. 188 00:07:08,810 --> 00:07:09,510 Oop! 189 00:07:09,510 --> 00:07:10,210 [THUD] 190 00:07:12,850 --> 00:07:13,690 [PANTING] 191 00:07:13,690 --> 00:07:16,450 -Do you know what I'm gonna do to you? 192 00:07:16,450 --> 00:07:17,150 -What? 193 00:07:24,300 --> 00:07:26,480 TINY: You made a big mistake, short stuff. 194 00:07:26,480 --> 00:07:29,350 If I ever see you or your stupid accordion again, 195 00:07:29,350 --> 00:07:32,650 I'm gonna punch your lights out. 196 00:07:32,650 --> 00:07:33,590 [GULP] 197 00:07:33,590 --> 00:07:34,540 -Uh-oh. 198 00:07:34,540 --> 00:07:35,970 Am I in trouble? 199 00:07:39,180 --> 00:07:41,920 -Keep an eye peeled on the twins, Kelly. 200 00:07:41,920 --> 00:07:42,880 I'll be back in a-- 201 00:07:42,880 --> 00:07:44,320 [ZOOM] 202 00:07:44,320 --> 00:07:45,410 Bobbo? 203 00:07:45,410 --> 00:07:46,110 Honey? 204 00:07:46,110 --> 00:07:47,560 Is that you? 205 00:07:47,560 --> 00:07:49,980 [STRUGGLING] 206 00:07:49,980 --> 00:07:53,380 [GROWLING] 207 00:07:53,380 --> 00:07:56,600 -Aren't you supposed to be at your accordion lesson? 208 00:07:56,600 --> 00:07:59,060 -Well, Mom, Tiny [INAUDIBLE], the worstest boy 209 00:07:59,060 --> 00:08:02,070 in our whole school said if he ever saw me or my accordion 210 00:08:02,070 --> 00:08:04,410 again, he was gonna punch my lights out. 211 00:08:04,410 --> 00:08:07,340 -And I'll be he didn't have an accordion, did he? 212 00:08:07,340 --> 00:08:08,050 -No. 213 00:08:08,050 --> 00:08:08,750 -Yeah. 214 00:08:08,750 --> 00:08:09,800 Well, there ya go. 215 00:08:09,800 --> 00:08:11,000 BOBBY: Where? 216 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:14,280 -Hun, he's just green to the gills with jealousy. 217 00:08:14,280 --> 00:08:15,030 That's all. 218 00:08:15,030 --> 00:08:16,520 Just be nice to him. 219 00:08:16,520 --> 00:08:18,250 He'll get over it in a jiffy. 220 00:08:18,250 --> 00:08:20,600 -Moms know a lot of stuff, but they sure 221 00:08:20,600 --> 00:08:22,010 don't know much about bullies. 222 00:08:22,010 --> 00:08:23,420 [DOOR CLOSING] 223 00:08:23,420 --> 00:08:24,750 -Oh no. 224 00:08:24,750 --> 00:08:27,180 Oh, it-- it-- it's happened. 225 00:08:27,180 --> 00:08:28,480 Martha? 226 00:08:28,480 --> 00:08:29,840 Martha, it's from the IRS. 227 00:08:29,840 --> 00:08:31,560 We're-- we're-- we-re being audited. 228 00:08:31,560 --> 00:08:33,520 BOBBY: Dad will know what to do about Tiny. 229 00:08:33,520 --> 00:08:35,280 HOWIE GENERIC: A tax audit! 230 00:08:35,280 --> 00:08:37,430 My life is ruined! 231 00:08:37,430 --> 00:08:38,370 BOBBY: Dad? 232 00:08:38,370 --> 00:08:42,600 Do you-- do you know what to do when a bully is after you? 233 00:08:42,600 --> 00:08:44,000 -You save all your receipts. 234 00:08:44,000 --> 00:08:46,050 You don't exaggerate your mileage. 235 00:08:46,050 --> 00:08:50,600 And it still doesn't do you any good! 236 00:08:50,600 --> 00:08:51,910 -That doesn't sound too good. 237 00:08:51,910 --> 00:08:53,230 [GASP] 238 00:08:53,230 --> 00:08:56,140 KELLY: That is like so totally [INAUDIBLE]. 239 00:08:56,140 --> 00:08:58,230 Uh, hang on a sec. 240 00:08:58,230 --> 00:08:59,050 Bobby? 241 00:08:59,050 --> 00:09:01,300 OK, do you mind? 242 00:09:01,300 --> 00:09:02,000 -Kelly? 243 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:03,070 What's a taxi audit? 244 00:09:03,070 --> 00:09:03,770 [SLAM] 245 00:09:03,770 --> 00:09:07,150 That means now now. 246 00:09:07,150 --> 00:09:09,350 -Oh, all right. 247 00:09:09,350 --> 00:09:10,880 Like, Mom told me you were having trouble 248 00:09:10,880 --> 00:09:12,460 with a bully, so, like, just totally 249 00:09:12,460 --> 00:09:14,370 stand up for what you believe in, OK? 250 00:09:14,370 --> 00:09:16,830 And he will, like, respect you for it. 251 00:09:16,830 --> 00:09:18,310 Yeah. 252 00:09:18,310 --> 00:09:20,790 [SCHOOL BELL RINGING] 253 00:09:20,790 --> 00:09:23,260 [CHILDREN CHEERING] 254 00:09:33,160 --> 00:09:34,680 [DOG BARKING] 255 00:09:37,740 --> 00:09:38,690 -A-ha! 256 00:09:38,690 --> 00:09:39,490 I'm free! 257 00:09:39,490 --> 00:09:43,230 I can go wherever I want. 258 00:09:43,230 --> 00:09:45,650 I got news for ya, Tiny. 259 00:09:45,650 --> 00:09:48,830 Don't even try to fence in-- 260 00:09:48,830 --> 00:09:50,820 [GULPING] 261 00:09:50,820 --> 00:09:54,630 The Bob Man of Alcabelcher. 262 00:09:54,630 --> 00:09:55,330 [BELCH] 263 00:09:55,330 --> 00:09:56,030 Oh. 264 00:09:56,030 --> 00:09:57,820 [SIREN] 265 00:10:01,310 --> 00:10:03,810 Darn. 266 00:10:03,810 --> 00:10:04,810 Hahaha. 267 00:10:04,810 --> 00:10:06,300 Fools! 268 00:10:06,300 --> 00:10:09,300 He can't follow my tracks if I don't leave any. 269 00:10:09,300 --> 00:10:11,290 Hahaha. 270 00:10:11,290 --> 00:10:14,590 [TRAIN HONKING] 271 00:10:14,590 --> 00:10:15,290 Freedom. 272 00:10:19,780 --> 00:10:22,770 [DOGS BARKING] 273 00:10:22,770 --> 00:10:24,270 [LAUGHING] 274 00:10:27,760 --> 00:10:29,760 TINY: Hey, what's the joke? 275 00:10:29,760 --> 00:10:32,340 Hold it right there, Generic. 276 00:10:32,340 --> 00:10:33,810 -That's Generic. 277 00:10:33,810 --> 00:10:35,780 -I thought I said I didn't want to see 278 00:10:35,780 --> 00:10:38,630 you or your stupid squeeze box again. 279 00:10:38,630 --> 00:10:39,330 -Uh-oh. 280 00:10:42,750 --> 00:10:49,490 -Just, like, totally stand up for what you believe in, OK? 281 00:10:49,490 --> 00:10:50,620 TINY: Well? 282 00:10:50,620 --> 00:10:52,630 What do you gotta say for yourself? 283 00:10:52,630 --> 00:10:57,560 -I, uh-- I-- I-- I'm gonna say what I believe. 284 00:10:57,560 --> 00:11:03,750 I-- I believe kids should get to stay up as late as they want, 285 00:11:03,750 --> 00:11:07,670 and-- and that you should remember to put the toilet 286 00:11:07,670 --> 00:11:10,420 seat down so your sister doesn't fall in, 287 00:11:10,420 --> 00:11:12,580 and-- and that Santa and the Tooth Fairy, 288 00:11:12,580 --> 00:11:14,910 and the Easter Bunny, and the Sandman are real, 289 00:11:14,910 --> 00:11:17,230 and that the lint in your belly button 290 00:11:17,230 --> 00:11:18,890 is dental floss for elves. 291 00:11:18,890 --> 00:11:21,880 And I'm pretty sure I believe in the [INAUDIBLE], 292 00:11:21,880 --> 00:11:23,870 too, even though it was my brother, 293 00:11:23,870 --> 00:11:25,360 Derek, who told me about him. 294 00:11:25,360 --> 00:11:31,340 And I believe he was just trying to scare me. [INAUDIBLE] Tiny? 295 00:11:31,340 --> 00:11:35,850 And I believe you should let me down now. 296 00:11:35,850 --> 00:11:37,680 UNCLE TED: He ran you up the flag pole? 297 00:11:37,680 --> 00:11:39,600 I--I g-- I got to tell you, Bobbo. 298 00:11:39,600 --> 00:11:41,640 I'm just completely shocked. 299 00:11:41,640 --> 00:11:43,520 -W-- why, Uncle Ted? 300 00:11:43,520 --> 00:11:45,330 -'Cause when I went to that school, 301 00:11:45,330 --> 00:11:47,150 I woulda bet you coulda seen this house from up there. 302 00:11:47,150 --> 00:11:47,850 I don't know. 303 00:11:47,850 --> 00:11:49,900 Maybe the trees are taller, or something's changed. 304 00:11:49,900 --> 00:11:50,770 I don't know. 305 00:11:50,770 --> 00:11:51,470 -Wait. 306 00:11:51,470 --> 00:11:53,440 Uncle Ted? 'Member you were gonna 307 00:11:53,440 --> 00:11:55,630 tell me how to make Tiny stop picking on me? 308 00:11:55,630 --> 00:11:56,740 -Oh, right. 309 00:11:56,740 --> 00:11:57,640 Uh, here it is. 310 00:11:57,640 --> 00:12:02,460 The trick, uh, to handling bullies is, uh, the following. 311 00:12:02,460 --> 00:12:05,550 Uh, don't ever let him see you're scared. 312 00:12:05,550 --> 00:12:07,450 -Oh, OK. 313 00:12:07,450 --> 00:12:09,180 Thanks, Uncle Ted. 314 00:12:09,180 --> 00:12:09,880 Hmm. 315 00:12:09,880 --> 00:12:11,850 [PLAYING ACCORDION] 316 00:12:11,850 --> 00:12:12,830 [DOG GROWLING] 317 00:12:12,830 --> 00:12:13,810 UNCLE TED: Doh! 318 00:12:13,810 --> 00:12:14,790 [INAUDIBLE] 319 00:12:14,790 --> 00:12:15,780 Yow! 320 00:12:15,780 --> 00:12:18,230 [DOG BARKING] 321 00:12:18,230 --> 00:12:20,190 [SCHOOL BELL RINGING] 322 00:12:20,190 --> 00:12:22,160 [CHILDREN CHEERING] 323 00:12:31,530 --> 00:12:32,680 [SCREAMING] 324 00:12:32,680 --> 00:12:33,380 [GASP] 325 00:12:33,380 --> 00:12:36,950 -S-- so sorry, Mrs. [INAUDIBLE]. 326 00:12:36,950 --> 00:12:37,900 [GIGGLE] 327 00:12:37,900 --> 00:12:38,860 TINY: Hey! 328 00:12:38,860 --> 00:12:40,290 Puke-face! 329 00:12:40,290 --> 00:12:41,890 -Don't let him see you're sc-- don't 330 00:12:41,890 --> 00:12:43,640 let him see that you're scared. 331 00:12:43,640 --> 00:12:47,460 Don't let him see that you're scared. 332 00:12:47,460 --> 00:12:50,640 Feels like this is taking a long time. 333 00:12:50,640 --> 00:12:53,870 My face is getting really sweaty. 334 00:12:53,870 --> 00:12:57,800 But if I look, and he's there, he'll see that I'm scared. 335 00:12:57,800 --> 00:12:59,200 JANITOR: Excuse me, young fella? 336 00:12:59,200 --> 00:13:00,810 I hate to disturb you, but you've 337 00:13:00,810 --> 00:13:02,240 been standing here all day. 338 00:13:02,240 --> 00:13:03,080 It's 4 o'clock. 339 00:13:03,080 --> 00:13:04,680 I gotta lock up. 340 00:13:04,680 --> 00:13:06,050 -Look, Squirt. 341 00:13:06,050 --> 00:13:07,640 Handling a bully is easy. 342 00:13:07,640 --> 00:13:11,060 All you do is make sure that wherever he is, 343 00:13:11,060 --> 00:13:12,600 you're somewhere else. 344 00:13:12,600 --> 00:13:14,420 BOBBY: You mean, like, run away and hide and stuff? 345 00:13:14,420 --> 00:13:15,520 I can do that. 346 00:13:15,520 --> 00:13:17,040 -Then do it. 347 00:13:17,040 --> 00:13:20,410 And if I catch you trying to steal my stuff again, 348 00:13:20,410 --> 00:13:22,440 I'll punch your lights out, got it? 349 00:13:22,440 --> 00:13:24,020 -Ow! 350 00:13:24,020 --> 00:13:25,320 Thanks, Derek. 351 00:13:25,320 --> 00:13:26,990 This was very helpful. 352 00:13:33,530 --> 00:13:34,230 Ah. 353 00:13:34,230 --> 00:13:36,490 1ST SCHULZE BROTHER: Oh, that was absolutely marvelous. 354 00:13:36,490 --> 00:13:37,190 -Wonderful. 355 00:13:37,190 --> 00:13:38,510 Just a marvelous. 356 00:13:38,510 --> 00:13:39,770 -Wonderful, wonderful. 357 00:13:39,770 --> 00:13:41,200 Uh, you know, Bobby? 358 00:13:41,200 --> 00:13:43,420 We are quite pleased with your progress. 359 00:13:43,420 --> 00:13:45,920 In fact, we have a surprise for you. 360 00:13:45,920 --> 00:13:47,270 BOBBY: You do? 361 00:13:47,270 --> 00:13:48,170 What? 362 00:13:48,170 --> 00:13:52,360 -Well, we have decided to include you in our next Polka 363 00:13:52,360 --> 00:13:54,810 For Peace school outreach concert. 364 00:13:54,810 --> 00:13:57,610 -Which, coincidentally, will be at your school 365 00:13:57,610 --> 00:13:59,010 at the end of this month. 366 00:13:59,010 --> 00:14:01,550 You can strut your stuff in front 367 00:14:01,550 --> 00:14:04,050 of everybody in the whole school. 368 00:14:04,050 --> 00:14:05,420 -Everybody? 369 00:14:05,420 --> 00:14:07,890 Even Tiny? 370 00:14:07,890 --> 00:14:08,590 Gadzooks! 371 00:14:08,590 --> 00:14:10,760 What do I do now? 372 00:14:13,610 --> 00:14:17,680 The show must not go on 'cause if it does, 373 00:14:17,680 --> 00:14:19,390 Tiny will see me and my accordion, 374 00:14:19,390 --> 00:14:21,130 and he'll punch my lights out. 375 00:14:21,130 --> 00:14:23,620 [CLOCK TICKING] 376 00:14:23,620 --> 00:14:25,110 What am I gonna do? 377 00:14:25,110 --> 00:14:26,610 Time's running out. 378 00:14:32,580 --> 00:14:33,580 Oh no! 379 00:14:45,030 --> 00:14:46,030 [BOOM] 380 00:14:51,510 --> 00:14:52,500 KELLY: Bobby! 381 00:14:52,500 --> 00:14:54,000 Quit! 382 00:14:54,000 --> 00:14:56,130 I can hardly hear myself curl, OK? 383 00:14:58,900 --> 00:15:01,260 -OK. 384 00:15:01,260 --> 00:15:03,000 That's it. 385 00:15:03,000 --> 00:15:07,060 That's how I'll get out of having to see Tiny. 386 00:15:07,060 --> 00:15:08,510 [SQUEAKING] 387 00:15:08,510 --> 00:15:10,700 -An ear disease? 388 00:15:10,700 --> 00:15:11,800 2ND SCHULZE BROTHER: And even one 389 00:15:11,800 --> 00:15:14,770 note from the accordion could kill her? 390 00:15:14,770 --> 00:15:18,110 -Yeah, and my room's, uh, um, right next to hers. 391 00:15:18,110 --> 00:15:20,410 Yeah. 392 00:15:20,410 --> 00:15:22,720 -Eh, hello, Mrs. Generic? 393 00:15:22,720 --> 00:15:24,330 -Uh, Generic. 394 00:15:24,330 --> 00:15:25,670 Condolences? 395 00:15:25,670 --> 00:15:26,800 My daughter? 396 00:15:26,800 --> 00:15:27,900 Excuse me. 397 00:15:27,900 --> 00:15:28,870 Kelly? 398 00:15:28,870 --> 00:15:30,800 -Bobby! 399 00:15:30,800 --> 00:15:34,370 -Uh, Bobby, [INAUDIBLE] other places you can practice? 400 00:15:34,370 --> 00:15:36,150 The garage, for instance? 401 00:15:36,150 --> 00:15:38,050 -Well-- 402 00:15:38,050 --> 00:15:38,740 -No. 403 00:15:38,740 --> 00:15:41,310 No, we don't breed circus elephants in our garage. 404 00:15:41,310 --> 00:15:43,950 I--I don't know where he could've gotten such an idea. 405 00:15:43,950 --> 00:15:44,650 -Moving? 406 00:15:44,650 --> 00:15:46,870 Uh, didn't we already do that? 407 00:15:46,870 --> 00:15:51,040 -Now, Bobby, I think I understand why you've 408 00:15:51,040 --> 00:15:54,540 been making up all these fantastical stories. 409 00:15:54,540 --> 00:15:55,810 -You do? 410 00:15:55,810 --> 00:15:58,950 1ST SCHULZE BROTHER: But you're in luck, Bobby, because Floyd 411 00:15:58,950 --> 00:16:03,870 and I have the most effective remedy for state fright. 412 00:16:03,870 --> 00:16:08,240 -You must imagine that everybody in the audience 413 00:16:08,240 --> 00:16:11,230 is completely naked. 414 00:16:11,230 --> 00:16:11,930 [GASP] 415 00:16:11,930 --> 00:16:14,080 1ST SCHULZE BROTHER: [INAUDIBLE] except for just some 416 00:16:14,080 --> 00:16:14,780 [INAUDIBLE]. 417 00:16:14,780 --> 00:16:15,920 [CHUCKLING] 418 00:16:15,920 --> 00:16:16,900 -[INAUDIBLE] 419 00:16:16,900 --> 00:16:18,600 -[INAUDIBLE]. 420 00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:19,610 [CRICKETS CHIRPING] 421 00:16:19,610 --> 00:16:21,100 MARTHA GENERIC: Oh, he's so cute. 422 00:16:21,100 --> 00:16:23,470 He must've fallen asleep practicing. 423 00:16:23,470 --> 00:16:24,170 HOWIE GENERIC: Yeah. 424 00:16:24,170 --> 00:16:27,210 The little guy must be so excited about that concert 425 00:16:27,210 --> 00:16:28,550 tomorrow. 426 00:16:28,550 --> 00:16:29,620 -Tomorrow? 427 00:16:29,620 --> 00:16:33,110 The concert's tomorrow? 428 00:16:33,110 --> 00:16:35,940 MARTHA GENERIC: Well, if I hadn't seen you with my own two 429 00:16:35,940 --> 00:16:39,060 eyes, Bobby Generic, I'd say you didn't get a lick of sleep 430 00:16:39,060 --> 00:16:41,280 last night now then yet. 431 00:16:41,280 --> 00:16:44,540 [SPITTING] 432 00:16:44,540 --> 00:16:47,550 UNCLE TED: Sorry to miss the big concert, Bobbo. 433 00:16:47,550 --> 00:16:50,110 [CRYING] 434 00:16:50,110 --> 00:16:51,420 -Real sorry. 435 00:16:51,420 --> 00:16:52,120 AUNT RUTH: Well-- 436 00:16:52,120 --> 00:16:53,080 [CHUCKLING] 437 00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:55,020 I think I'm as excited as Bobby. 438 00:16:55,020 --> 00:16:55,910 [CHUCKLING] 439 00:16:55,910 --> 00:17:02,350 We-- I haven't seen Myron Shulze in-- well, since I was a girl. 440 00:17:02,350 --> 00:17:07,440 Did I ever tell you that he used to be really hot for me? 441 00:17:07,440 --> 00:17:09,410 -Oh, you're a sweet boy to let your Aunt 442 00:17:09,410 --> 00:17:11,700 Ruth sing with you today, Bobby. 443 00:17:11,700 --> 00:17:13,150 -Well, how do I look? 444 00:17:13,150 --> 00:17:15,990 -Uh, Ruth, there's an [INAUDIBLE]. 445 00:17:15,990 --> 00:17:18,400 [SPITTING] 446 00:17:18,400 --> 00:17:19,100 DEREK: It's my turn. 447 00:17:19,100 --> 00:17:19,800 Move over. 448 00:17:19,800 --> 00:17:21,160 I got shotgun. 449 00:17:21,160 --> 00:17:21,860 KELLY: Derek, I'm-- 450 00:17:21,860 --> 00:17:23,460 HOWIE GENERIC: Martha, I've looked everywhere. 451 00:17:23,460 --> 00:17:24,410 I can't find the camera. 452 00:17:24,410 --> 00:17:26,420 It's gotta be somewhere. 453 00:17:26,420 --> 00:17:29,090 MARTHA GENERIC: OK, I got the camera and the extra film. 454 00:17:29,090 --> 00:17:30,520 Aunt Ruth, in the front seat. 455 00:17:30,520 --> 00:17:31,910 Derek and Kelly, in the back with me. 456 00:17:31,910 --> 00:17:32,930 Bobby, in my lap. 457 00:17:32,930 --> 00:17:34,530 Uncle Ted and the twins, in the nursery. 458 00:17:34,530 --> 00:17:35,380 Hut hut! On the double. 459 00:17:35,380 --> 00:17:36,080 Let's go. 460 00:17:36,080 --> 00:17:37,030 HOWIE GENERIC: Yes, sir. 461 00:17:37,030 --> 00:17:37,750 [ENGINE STARTING] 462 00:17:37,750 --> 00:17:38,450 [INTERPOSING VOICES] 463 00:17:43,180 --> 00:17:46,180 AUNT RUTH: Wh-- where did you get this fluffy new seat cover? 464 00:17:46,180 --> 00:17:47,310 HOWIE GENERIC: What seat cover? 465 00:17:47,310 --> 00:17:48,800 [DOG GROWLING] 466 00:17:48,800 --> 00:17:49,790 AUNT RUTH: Ah! 467 00:17:49,790 --> 00:17:52,270 APPLAUDING AND CHEERING] 468 00:17:55,250 --> 00:17:58,090 1ST SCHULZE BROTHER: [INAUDIBLE] twins. 469 00:17:58,090 --> 00:18:00,470 Can't touch that, huh? 470 00:18:00,470 --> 00:18:01,820 [CHUCKLING] 471 00:18:01,820 --> 00:18:04,230 It's a joke. 472 00:18:04,230 --> 00:18:09,060 -Ha ha ha ha ha ha and a ha. 473 00:18:09,060 --> 00:18:12,810 1ST SCHULZE BROTHER: And finally, your very own Bobby 474 00:18:12,810 --> 00:18:18,270 Generic will accompany his aunt, the ever-lovely Ruth 475 00:18:18,270 --> 00:18:23,900 [INAUDIBLE], on the [INAUDIBLE]. 476 00:18:23,900 --> 00:18:25,400 -Now smile, Bobby. 477 00:18:25,400 --> 00:18:26,890 It's magic time. 478 00:18:26,890 --> 00:18:28,390 [APPLAUDING] 479 00:18:36,370 --> 00:18:40,890 We-- well, Bobby dear, you were just, uh, wonderful. 480 00:18:40,890 --> 00:18:44,890 Wasn't he wonderful, Myron? 481 00:18:44,890 --> 00:18:48,340 -Yes, wonderful, wonderful. 482 00:18:48,340 --> 00:18:49,040 -Thanks. 483 00:18:49,040 --> 00:18:49,740 Bye. 484 00:18:57,520 --> 00:18:58,220 Ah! 485 00:18:58,220 --> 00:19:01,680 -You know, puke-face, I gotta hand it to you. 486 00:19:07,250 --> 00:19:07,950 -Why? 487 00:19:07,950 --> 00:19:10,150 -Because that took guts in there-- 488 00:19:10,150 --> 00:19:12,450 gettin' up in front of all those people. 489 00:19:12,450 --> 00:19:13,970 Plus, you're pretty good. 490 00:19:13,970 --> 00:19:17,830 The fact is I got a whole new respect for ya. 491 00:19:17,830 --> 00:19:18,700 -Really? 492 00:19:18,700 --> 00:19:19,570 -Yeah. 493 00:19:19,570 --> 00:19:21,460 Too bad I have to beat you up now. 494 00:19:21,460 --> 00:19:22,600 -B--b-- but-- 495 00:19:22,600 --> 00:19:24,200 -Hey, I'm a bully. 496 00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:25,030 It's what I do. 497 00:19:30,270 --> 00:19:32,740 [ACCORDION] 498 00:19:32,740 --> 00:19:37,680 [DOG GROWLING AND BARKING] 499 00:19:37,680 --> 00:19:39,660 [SCREAMING] 500 00:19:39,660 --> 00:19:41,140 [DOG BARKING] 501 00:19:41,140 --> 00:19:41,920 [DOG PANTING] 502 00:19:41,920 --> 00:19:42,620 -Yes! 503 00:19:47,850 --> 00:19:48,950 MARTHA GENERIC: You know, I think 504 00:19:48,950 --> 00:19:51,470 i was the proudest Mom in the whole [INAUDIBLE] world 505 00:19:51,470 --> 00:19:54,660 today seeing my little Bobby up there playing Old Blue. 506 00:19:54,660 --> 00:19:55,390 UNCLE TED: Hey, Bobbo? 507 00:19:55,390 --> 00:19:56,940 What about that big bully guy who 508 00:19:56,940 --> 00:19:58,630 was making your life a living hell, huh? 509 00:19:58,630 --> 00:19:59,470 MARTHA GENERIC: [INAUDIBLE] language. 510 00:19:59,470 --> 00:20:00,180 -What? 511 00:20:00,180 --> 00:20:02,040 -Well, y-- you know. 512 00:20:02,040 --> 00:20:05,530 I just sort of stayed away, eh, from him. 513 00:20:05,530 --> 00:20:07,430 A--and then I stood up for myself. 514 00:20:07,430 --> 00:20:11,000 And, uh-- and I didn't show him that I was scared. 515 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:12,940 Then I played my accordion for him. 516 00:20:12,940 --> 00:20:14,780 -And, uh, how'd that work? 517 00:20:14,780 --> 00:20:15,690 -Good. 518 00:20:15,690 --> 00:20:19,880 -W-- wasn't it Myron who said music hath charms 519 00:20:19,880 --> 00:20:22,220 to sooth the savage [INAUDIBLE]? 520 00:20:22,220 --> 00:20:22,920 [DOG GROWLING] 521 00:20:22,920 --> 00:20:23,890 [SCREAM] 522 00:20:23,890 --> 00:20:26,160 -I like the accordion. 523 00:20:26,160 --> 00:20:29,690 [GIGGLING] 524 00:20:29,690 --> 00:20:30,390 [GIGGLING] 525 00:20:30,390 --> 00:20:31,690 That was great! 526 00:20:31,690 --> 00:20:32,970 We had laughs. 527 00:20:32,970 --> 00:20:33,950 We had accordions. 528 00:20:33,950 --> 00:20:34,650 -Bobby? 529 00:20:34,650 --> 00:20:37,750 Uh, are-- aren't you gonna introduce me? 530 00:20:37,750 --> 00:20:41,060 -Oh, I forgot. 531 00:20:41,060 --> 00:20:42,910 OK, leave again. 532 00:20:42,910 --> 00:20:44,120 [GIGGLING] 533 00:20:44,120 --> 00:20:44,980 Bye. 534 00:20:44,980 --> 00:20:46,460 HOWIE MANDEL: Bobby! 535 00:20:46,460 --> 00:20:47,960 [GIGGLING] 536 00:20:47,960 --> 00:20:51,010 [THEME MUSIC]