1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,100 -(YELLING) Hi, everybody! 2 00:00:01,100 --> 00:00:01,800 Come here. 3 00:00:01,800 --> 00:00:02,980 Don't step on the lawn. 4 00:00:02,980 --> 00:00:03,680 Hi. 5 00:00:03,680 --> 00:00:04,380 I'm Howie. 6 00:00:04,380 --> 00:00:06,030 Know And this is Bobby. 7 00:00:06,030 --> 00:00:07,490 -Hi. 8 00:00:07,490 --> 00:00:08,190 -You know, Bobby. 9 00:00:08,190 --> 00:00:09,300 You know what I was thinking? 10 00:00:09,300 --> 00:00:12,520 -That it would really hurt if a hippopotamus sat on you? 11 00:00:12,520 --> 00:00:13,500 -No. 12 00:00:13,500 --> 00:00:15,200 -That you shouldn't put stuff in your nose, 13 00:00:15,200 --> 00:00:17,730 especially if it doesn't belong to you? 14 00:00:17,730 --> 00:00:18,890 -No. 15 00:00:18,890 --> 00:00:22,340 -That we could run faster if we had one more leg? 16 00:00:22,340 --> 00:00:23,320 HOWIE: No. 17 00:00:23,320 --> 00:00:24,800 -Then what? 18 00:00:24,800 --> 00:00:28,740 -It's just that, that I have no idea 19 00:00:28,740 --> 00:00:33,440 what the number seven smells like. 20 00:00:33,440 --> 00:00:36,930 [THEME SONG] 21 00:00:52,900 --> 00:00:56,390 [BUBBLES] 22 00:01:35,310 --> 00:01:38,800 [MUSIC PLAYING] 23 00:01:45,870 --> 00:01:48,850 [BIRDS CHIRPING] 24 00:01:53,780 --> 00:01:55,750 [SNAP] 25 00:01:55,750 --> 00:02:00,680 [FLAPPING WINGS] 26 00:02:00,680 --> 00:02:01,670 [PLOP] 27 00:02:04,630 --> 00:02:07,090 [SQUEAK] 28 00:02:07,090 --> 00:02:09,560 [PATTERING FEET] 29 00:02:09,560 --> 00:02:11,030 [SQUEAK SQUEAK] 30 00:02:11,030 --> 00:02:13,010 [TAP] 31 00:02:13,010 --> 00:02:17,940 [SQUEAKING] 32 00:02:17,940 --> 00:02:20,400 [CHILDREN VOICES] 33 00:02:20,400 --> 00:02:22,370 -I had the glue first, Bobby. 34 00:02:22,370 --> 00:02:23,850 [GRUNTING] 35 00:02:23,850 --> 00:02:24,840 -Did not! 36 00:02:24,840 --> 00:02:25,790 -You're wrong, Bobby. 37 00:02:25,790 --> 00:02:26,540 I did. 38 00:02:26,540 --> 00:02:27,240 Give it. 39 00:02:27,240 --> 00:02:28,340 Give it. 40 00:02:28,340 --> 00:02:29,980 -Bobby had it first. 41 00:02:29,980 --> 00:02:31,040 MRS. DORSO: Girls. 42 00:02:31,040 --> 00:02:32,440 Boys. 43 00:02:32,440 --> 00:02:34,190 This is not the way good children 44 00:02:34,190 --> 00:02:36,940 prepare for Valentine's Day, is it? 45 00:02:36,940 --> 00:02:39,880 -No, Mrs. Dorso. 46 00:02:39,880 --> 00:02:43,510 -Now, let's take our seats and finish our cards. 47 00:02:43,510 --> 00:02:44,540 Shall we? 48 00:02:44,540 --> 00:02:47,440 -Yes, Mrs. Dorso. 49 00:02:47,440 --> 00:02:48,360 [FOOTSTEPS] 50 00:02:48,360 --> 00:02:50,660 [RASPBERRIES] 51 00:02:50,660 --> 00:02:52,040 [CUTTING AND FOLDING] 52 00:02:52,040 --> 00:02:53,700 MRS. DORSO: Oh my. 53 00:02:53,700 --> 00:02:55,160 These are lovely. 54 00:02:55,160 --> 00:02:56,340 Let's share. 55 00:02:56,340 --> 00:02:57,290 Shall we? 56 00:02:57,290 --> 00:02:58,320 HERBIE: Me first. 57 00:02:58,320 --> 00:03:00,360 This is for my mom. 58 00:03:00,360 --> 00:03:02,460 MRS. DORSO: Very nice, Herbie. 59 00:03:02,460 --> 00:03:04,450 -This is for my Aunt Bernice. 60 00:03:04,450 --> 00:03:06,000 -This is for Bobby. 61 00:03:06,000 --> 00:03:07,300 I love him. 62 00:03:07,300 --> 00:03:09,660 CHILDREN: Ooh. 63 00:03:09,660 --> 00:03:13,740 Bobby and Jackie, sitting in a tree. 64 00:03:13,740 --> 00:03:18,720 K-I-S-S-I-N-G. [SMACK] First comes luck. 65 00:03:18,720 --> 00:03:20,440 Then comes marriage. 66 00:03:20,440 --> 00:03:23,420 Then comes Bobby with a baby carriage. 67 00:03:23,420 --> 00:03:24,250 MRS. DORSO: Now children. 68 00:03:24,250 --> 00:03:27,580 [LAUGHING] 69 00:03:27,580 --> 00:03:30,700 -I'm really embarrassed. 70 00:03:30,700 --> 00:03:33,450 -I want you to be my Valentine, Bobby. 71 00:03:33,450 --> 00:03:34,150 -(SCREAMING) No! 72 00:03:34,150 --> 00:03:34,850 Yuck! 73 00:03:34,850 --> 00:03:36,000 Help! 74 00:03:36,000 --> 00:03:37,830 [DREAM HARPS] 75 00:03:37,830 --> 00:03:39,540 CAPTAIN SQUASH: Here we are at last, Bobby. 76 00:03:39,540 --> 00:03:43,320 20,000 Leagues under the sea. 77 00:03:43,320 --> 00:03:45,600 Giant squid off the port bough. 78 00:03:45,600 --> 00:03:50,350 -Gadzooks! [BOING] That's no squid, Captain Squash. 79 00:03:50,350 --> 00:03:54,700 That's the dreaded Jacktopus. 80 00:03:54,700 --> 00:03:55,450 [BANG] 81 00:03:55,450 --> 00:03:56,150 [CLANK] 82 00:03:56,150 --> 00:03:58,080 [CRASH] 83 00:03:58,080 --> 00:03:58,930 -Argh. 84 00:03:58,930 --> 00:04:01,840 Our only chance is to fight her on the surface, Bobby. 85 00:04:01,840 --> 00:04:02,540 -Aye! 86 00:04:02,540 --> 00:04:02,780 Aye! 87 00:04:02,780 --> 00:04:03,470 Captain! 88 00:04:03,470 --> 00:04:04,450 Captain! 89 00:04:04,450 --> 00:04:05,750 Is there an echo in here? 90 00:04:05,750 --> 00:04:06,740 [SUBMARINE SIRENS] 91 00:04:06,740 --> 00:04:07,730 Whoop Whoop. 92 00:04:07,730 --> 00:04:08,720 Woop. 93 00:04:08,720 --> 00:04:09,710 Emergency speed. 94 00:04:09,710 --> 00:04:11,680 Roll engines. [SMACK] Up for downs. 95 00:04:11,680 --> 00:04:14,160 Fighting controls in full up position. 96 00:04:14,160 --> 00:04:16,980 -Bobby, how did you know what to do? 97 00:04:16,980 --> 00:04:18,230 -[CRANK] Oh, I don't know. 98 00:04:18,230 --> 00:04:19,480 The will to live. 99 00:04:19,480 --> 00:04:20,980 My instinct to survive. 100 00:04:20,980 --> 00:04:22,870 I saw the movie. 101 00:04:22,870 --> 00:04:24,700 [SPLASH] 102 00:04:24,700 --> 00:04:25,620 [KISSING] 103 00:04:25,620 --> 00:04:26,820 CAPTAIN SQUASH: This is it, Bobby. 104 00:04:26,820 --> 00:04:28,320 I'm opening the hatch door. 105 00:04:28,320 --> 00:04:31,530 But remember, stay clear of her tentacles. 106 00:04:31,530 --> 00:04:32,930 -OK. 107 00:04:32,930 --> 00:04:35,380 I thought only boys had tentacles. 108 00:04:35,380 --> 00:04:36,080 [GRUNT] 109 00:04:36,080 --> 00:04:37,080 [WHACK] 110 00:04:37,080 --> 00:04:38,580 -Look out, Bobby! 111 00:04:38,580 --> 00:04:39,580 [THUD] 112 00:04:39,580 --> 00:04:41,380 [KISSING] 113 00:04:41,380 --> 00:04:42,080 -(SCREAMING) Yuck! 114 00:04:42,080 --> 00:04:42,780 No! 115 00:04:42,780 --> 00:04:43,630 Let me go! 116 00:04:43,630 --> 00:04:44,680 Let me go! 117 00:04:44,680 --> 00:04:45,380 MRS. DORSO: Bobby! 118 00:04:45,380 --> 00:04:47,220 It's time to go. 119 00:04:47,220 --> 00:04:48,900 Your mother is here. 120 00:04:48,900 --> 00:04:49,700 -Can we go now? 121 00:04:49,700 --> 00:04:50,070 Huh? 122 00:04:50,070 --> 00:04:50,440 Can we? 123 00:04:50,440 --> 00:04:50,860 Please. 124 00:04:50,860 --> 00:04:51,280 Please. 125 00:04:51,280 --> 00:04:51,710 Now? 126 00:04:51,710 --> 00:04:52,550 Please? 127 00:04:52,550 --> 00:04:54,470 -Well, Bobby, for crying in then mud. 128 00:04:54,470 --> 00:04:56,240 We have to wait for Jackie. 129 00:04:56,240 --> 00:04:56,940 -Why? 130 00:04:56,940 --> 00:04:57,800 -Don't you remember? 131 00:04:57,800 --> 00:05:00,080 She's coming home with us today. 132 00:05:00,080 --> 00:05:01,070 [KISS] 133 00:05:01,070 --> 00:05:05,060 [SCREAM] 134 00:05:05,060 --> 00:05:08,770 [PLAY CRASHING SOUNDS] 135 00:05:08,770 --> 00:05:09,470 -Hi, Bobby. 136 00:05:09,470 --> 00:05:11,290 Can I be the ambulance? 137 00:05:11,290 --> 00:05:13,050 -Girls can't play. 138 00:05:13,050 --> 00:05:13,750 -Why? 139 00:05:13,750 --> 00:05:16,170 -'Cause that's what the sign says. 140 00:05:16,170 --> 00:05:17,610 -No girls allowed. 141 00:05:27,670 --> 00:05:30,040 BOBBY: What do you want to do, Marty? 142 00:05:30,040 --> 00:05:31,230 I don't know. 143 00:05:31,230 --> 00:05:33,190 What do you want to do? 144 00:05:33,190 --> 00:05:34,520 -I don't know. 145 00:05:34,520 --> 00:05:35,580 What do y-- (SCREAMING) Cooties! 146 00:05:35,580 --> 00:05:36,370 [FOOTSTEPS] 147 00:05:36,370 --> 00:05:37,070 BOBBY: Hey. 148 00:05:37,070 --> 00:05:38,050 You can't come in. 149 00:05:38,050 --> 00:05:39,460 Didn't you see the sign? 150 00:05:39,460 --> 00:05:40,160 -Yes. 151 00:05:40,160 --> 00:05:41,900 It says I can come in. 152 00:05:41,900 --> 00:05:43,180 -Does not. 153 00:05:43,180 --> 00:05:44,180 -You're wrong, Bobby. 154 00:05:44,180 --> 00:05:45,280 It does. 155 00:05:45,280 --> 00:05:48,500 You might want to step outside and see for yourself. 156 00:05:48,500 --> 00:05:50,840 Now girls allowed. 157 00:05:50,840 --> 00:05:51,760 See? 158 00:05:51,760 --> 00:05:53,490 The sign says so. 159 00:05:53,490 --> 00:05:57,300 You have to let me in. 160 00:05:57,300 --> 00:05:58,050 Want to play a game? 161 00:05:58,050 --> 00:05:58,750 -No. 162 00:05:58,750 --> 00:06:00,340 -It's really neat, Bobby. 163 00:06:00,340 --> 00:06:01,320 -I don't care. 164 00:06:01,320 --> 00:06:03,060 I don't want to play no matter what it is. 165 00:06:03,060 --> 00:06:03,760 -Oh wow. 166 00:06:03,760 --> 00:06:05,220 -Neat. 167 00:06:05,220 --> 00:06:06,680 [STOMP] 168 00:06:06,680 --> 00:06:07,940 [STOMP] 169 00:06:07,940 --> 00:06:08,640 [PAT] 170 00:06:08,640 --> 00:06:09,990 -Want to play? 171 00:06:09,990 --> 00:06:11,330 -With a girl? 172 00:06:11,330 --> 00:06:12,150 No way! 173 00:06:12,150 --> 00:06:14,630 -I'll play. 174 00:06:14,630 --> 00:06:16,620 [LAUGHING] 175 00:06:16,620 --> 00:06:18,280 -Looks like fun. 176 00:06:18,280 --> 00:06:18,980 -Yeah. 177 00:06:18,980 --> 00:06:21,940 But you got to play with a girl. 178 00:06:21,940 --> 00:06:23,420 -Yeah. 179 00:06:23,420 --> 00:06:24,390 Girls. 180 00:06:24,390 --> 00:06:28,350 Who needs them? 181 00:06:28,350 --> 00:06:30,220 -You want to be my Valentine? 182 00:06:30,220 --> 00:06:31,190 -No! 183 00:06:31,190 --> 00:06:33,920 -You want to sit next to me at the Valentine party? 184 00:06:33,920 --> 00:06:34,820 -No! 185 00:06:34,820 --> 00:06:37,050 -You want to share my Valentine candy? 186 00:06:37,050 --> 00:06:37,800 -No! 187 00:06:37,800 --> 00:06:40,090 -I do. 188 00:06:40,090 --> 00:06:40,790 -OK. 189 00:06:47,180 --> 00:06:48,050 -Good. 190 00:06:48,050 --> 00:06:49,730 Got rid of Jackie. 191 00:06:49,730 --> 00:06:50,710 -Uh. 192 00:06:50,710 --> 00:06:51,680 Yeah. 193 00:06:51,680 --> 00:06:52,930 [DREAM HARPS] 194 00:06:52,930 --> 00:06:53,630 [BLOOP] 195 00:06:53,630 --> 00:06:55,060 -This is for Bobby. 196 00:06:55,060 --> 00:06:55,770 I love him. 197 00:06:55,770 --> 00:06:56,470 [DREAM HARPS] 198 00:06:56,470 --> 00:06:58,890 -No girls allowed. 199 00:06:58,890 --> 00:06:59,880 [DREAM HARPS] 200 00:06:59,880 --> 00:07:02,760 [LAUGHING] 201 00:07:06,290 --> 00:07:08,690 [BARKING] 202 00:07:08,690 --> 00:07:09,390 [PANTING] 203 00:07:09,390 --> 00:07:12,790 [WHIMPERING] 204 00:07:12,790 --> 00:07:14,750 MARTHA GENERIC: Well, for the love of Mike, Bobby. 205 00:07:14,750 --> 00:07:17,470 Don't you hear Roger barking? 206 00:07:17,470 --> 00:07:18,460 -Huh? 207 00:07:18,460 --> 00:07:19,440 Oh. 208 00:07:19,440 --> 00:07:21,460 Sorry Roger. 209 00:07:21,460 --> 00:07:22,930 [WHIMPERING] 210 00:07:22,930 --> 00:07:24,390 [BARK] 211 00:07:24,390 --> 00:07:26,430 -What's wrong, honey? 212 00:07:26,430 --> 00:07:28,150 -Nothing. 213 00:07:28,150 --> 00:07:29,060 Hm. 214 00:07:29,060 --> 00:07:31,550 MARTHA GENERIC: I know what you would need. 215 00:07:31,550 --> 00:07:35,230 A big bowl of Captain Squash-e-Roni, tuna flavor. 216 00:07:35,230 --> 00:07:36,140 Your favorite. 217 00:07:36,140 --> 00:07:37,650 -No thanks. 218 00:07:37,650 --> 00:07:38,430 -No thanks? 219 00:07:38,430 --> 00:07:39,130 Alright. 220 00:07:39,130 --> 00:07:39,880 I That's it. 221 00:07:39,880 --> 00:07:40,580 Time out. 222 00:07:40,580 --> 00:07:42,120 Come on, sweetie. 223 00:07:42,120 --> 00:07:44,340 Tell Mom Mom what's wrong. 224 00:07:44,340 --> 00:07:46,630 -Well, it's Jackie. 225 00:07:46,630 --> 00:07:48,950 Ever since I throwed her out of the clubhouse 226 00:07:48,950 --> 00:07:51,860 'cause of no girls allowed, all she wants to do 227 00:07:51,860 --> 00:07:54,150 is play with Herbie all the time. 228 00:07:54,150 --> 00:07:57,110 And, and now I miss her. 229 00:07:57,110 --> 00:07:57,990 -Aw. 230 00:07:57,990 --> 00:07:59,210 There Hun. 231 00:07:59,210 --> 00:08:01,560 Well, what's the matter with that? 232 00:08:01,560 --> 00:08:02,940 -She's a girl, Mom. 233 00:08:02,940 --> 00:08:04,850 And you're not supposed to like girls! 234 00:08:04,850 --> 00:08:05,700 -Aw. 235 00:08:05,700 --> 00:08:08,970 [POUR] Well, why not for corn sakes then? 236 00:08:08,970 --> 00:08:09,840 -I don't know. 237 00:08:09,840 --> 00:08:13,290 That's the 'fusing part, because Jackie's really fun. 238 00:08:13,290 --> 00:08:14,760 I like playing with her. 239 00:08:14,760 --> 00:08:17,300 You know, Mom, if Jackie was a boy, 240 00:08:17,300 --> 00:08:19,640 I bet she'd be my best friend. 241 00:08:19,640 --> 00:08:23,930 -Bobby, I think maybe you're jealous, don't you know? 242 00:08:23,930 --> 00:08:26,290 -I'm not! 243 00:08:26,290 --> 00:08:27,230 What's jealous? 244 00:08:30,970 --> 00:08:35,390 -Bobby, don't ever be afraid to tell me what you're feeling. 245 00:08:35,390 --> 00:08:37,180 -I'm not afraid, mommy. 246 00:08:37,180 --> 00:08:41,060 It's just I don't, I don't know what the feeling is. 247 00:08:41,060 --> 00:08:44,330 [PAT] You know sometimes the best way to describe a feeling 248 00:08:44,330 --> 00:08:46,060 is in a song. 249 00:08:46,060 --> 00:08:47,440 Hit it, BJ! 250 00:08:47,440 --> 00:08:48,590 -OK, Bobby. 251 00:08:48,590 --> 00:08:50,750 [MUSIC PLAYING] 252 00:08:50,750 --> 00:08:57,690 -(SINGING) I can't stop this feeling, deep inside of me. 253 00:08:57,690 --> 00:09:05,390 And girl you just don't realize what you do to me when 254 00:09:05,390 --> 00:09:08,990 you hold me in your arms so tight. 255 00:09:08,990 --> 00:09:13,180 You let me know everything's alright. 256 00:09:13,180 --> 00:09:19,560 I'm-- I'm hooked on a feeling. 257 00:09:19,560 --> 00:09:25,850 I'm believing that you're in love with me. 258 00:09:28,740 --> 00:09:33,560 Good luck, pal [CLINK] 259 00:09:33,560 --> 00:09:35,670 MARTHA GENERIC: You know, I think maybe you've 260 00:09:35,670 --> 00:09:38,400 got a little crush on Jackie, Hun. 261 00:09:38,400 --> 00:09:39,270 -I do not. 262 00:09:39,270 --> 00:09:40,270 She's a girl. 263 00:09:40,270 --> 00:09:41,900 And I don't like girls. 264 00:09:41,900 --> 00:09:43,560 -Well, well, then. 265 00:09:43,560 --> 00:09:44,880 You like me, don't you? 266 00:09:44,880 --> 00:09:45,580 -Yeah. 267 00:09:45,580 --> 00:09:47,060 But you're not a girl. 268 00:09:47,060 --> 00:09:48,380 -Yes I am. 269 00:09:48,380 --> 00:09:50,260 -I can't believe that! 270 00:09:50,260 --> 00:09:52,890 -And Aunt Ruth's a girl, too, don't you know? 271 00:09:52,890 --> 00:09:54,370 [BLING] 272 00:09:54,370 --> 00:09:55,070 [POOF] 273 00:09:55,070 --> 00:09:56,840 -I can believe that. 274 00:09:56,840 --> 00:09:57,940 -Girls aren't so bad. 275 00:09:57,940 --> 00:10:00,310 Someday you'll like them just fine. 276 00:10:00,310 --> 00:10:04,490 All it'll take is for you to get hit by Cupid's arrow. 277 00:10:04,490 --> 00:10:07,990 -I'm going to get hit by an arrow? 278 00:10:07,990 --> 00:10:08,720 [SWOOSH] 279 00:10:08,720 --> 00:10:09,410 [BOING] 280 00:10:09,410 --> 00:10:10,840 -Watch out everyone! 281 00:10:10,840 --> 00:10:13,680 The girls are launching another attack! 282 00:10:13,680 --> 00:10:14,820 -There's Bobby. 283 00:10:14,820 --> 00:10:16,320 [SCREECH] 284 00:10:16,320 --> 00:10:18,300 [BING] [BING] [BING] 285 00:10:18,300 --> 00:10:19,300 [ZOOM] 286 00:10:19,300 --> 00:10:20,290 [BOING BOING] 287 00:10:20,290 --> 00:10:26,000 [TWINKLE] 288 00:10:26,000 --> 00:10:27,940 -Look out, Bobby. 289 00:10:27,940 --> 00:10:28,640 [VROOM] 290 00:10:28,640 --> 00:10:29,340 -Whoa! 291 00:10:29,340 --> 00:10:31,620 That was close, Captain Squash. 292 00:10:31,620 --> 00:10:33,060 [SCREECH] 293 00:10:33,060 --> 00:10:34,490 [STRETCH] 294 00:10:34,490 --> 00:10:36,400 [SMACK] 295 00:10:36,400 --> 00:10:37,360 -Ah. 296 00:10:37,360 --> 00:10:38,090 [GLITTER] 297 00:10:38,090 --> 00:10:38,790 -Ah. 298 00:10:38,790 --> 00:10:39,760 Oh no. 299 00:10:39,760 --> 00:10:42,150 Herbie's been found. 300 00:10:42,150 --> 00:10:45,440 Why don't you go ask Achilles to be your Valentine? 301 00:10:45,440 --> 00:10:48,370 -Because Achilles is a heel. 302 00:10:48,370 --> 00:10:51,350 I want you to be my Valentine. 303 00:10:51,350 --> 00:10:52,510 Load the catapult. 304 00:10:52,510 --> 00:10:54,920 [CREAK] 305 00:10:54,920 --> 00:10:57,340 [CRUMBLE] 306 00:10:57,340 --> 00:10:59,450 [CRUMBLE] 307 00:10:59,450 --> 00:11:00,450 -Fire! 308 00:11:00,450 --> 00:11:01,140 [BOING] 309 00:11:01,140 --> 00:11:02,530 BOBBY: (YELLING) Watch it! 310 00:11:02,530 --> 00:11:04,380 Incoming chocolates! 311 00:11:04,380 --> 00:11:05,550 [SWOOSH] 312 00:11:05,550 --> 00:11:06,250 [SQUISH] 313 00:11:06,250 --> 00:11:08,270 BOBBY: Gadzooks! 314 00:11:08,270 --> 00:11:09,590 Nougats! 315 00:11:09,590 --> 00:11:11,320 UNCLE TED: Did somebody say nuggies? 316 00:11:11,320 --> 00:11:12,020 Ha ha. 317 00:11:12,020 --> 00:11:12,910 -Huh? 318 00:11:12,910 --> 00:11:14,230 UNCLE TED: Ready for dinner, Bobbo? 319 00:11:14,230 --> 00:11:16,300 -Not really, Uncle Ted. 320 00:11:16,300 --> 00:11:18,150 -Come on now, you cowpokes. 321 00:11:18,150 --> 00:11:20,290 The stagecoach is ready to go. 322 00:11:20,290 --> 00:11:20,990 UNCLE TED: Aw. 323 00:11:20,990 --> 00:11:22,300 Pass the bread around, would ya? 324 00:11:22,300 --> 00:11:24,620 Oh, uh, descend the butter this way, would ya? 325 00:11:24,620 --> 00:11:25,810 Uh, how about some of those sugar 326 00:11:25,810 --> 00:11:26,940 packets if you get a chance? 327 00:11:26,940 --> 00:11:27,640 Oh. 328 00:11:27,640 --> 00:11:27,990 Uh. 329 00:11:27,990 --> 00:11:28,170 Oh. 330 00:11:28,170 --> 00:11:28,870 That's a stain. 331 00:11:28,870 --> 00:11:30,770 Uh, send a couple of napkins down this way, 332 00:11:30,770 --> 00:11:31,780 would you please? And some water? 333 00:11:31,780 --> 00:11:32,470 -Like, what is? 334 00:11:32,470 --> 00:11:33,950 Like, can I take this stupid hat off now? 335 00:11:33,950 --> 00:11:34,700 -No. 336 00:11:34,700 --> 00:11:35,400 Don't. 337 00:11:35,400 --> 00:11:36,290 Looks great. 338 00:11:36,290 --> 00:11:37,150 -Really? 339 00:11:37,150 --> 00:11:37,850 -Yeah. 340 00:11:37,850 --> 00:11:39,210 It hides your face. 341 00:11:39,210 --> 00:11:40,770 -Yuk, yuk, you little jerk. 342 00:11:40,770 --> 00:11:41,470 -Oh. 343 00:11:41,470 --> 00:11:43,190 Pay no mind to Derek, Hun. 344 00:11:43,190 --> 00:11:44,990 You're pretty as a picture. 345 00:11:44,990 --> 00:11:45,690 -Meh. 346 00:11:45,690 --> 00:11:47,530 -Girls always stick together. 347 00:11:47,530 --> 00:11:48,430 [SLURP] [CHOMP CHOMP] 348 00:11:48,430 --> 00:11:49,130 -What? 349 00:11:49,130 --> 00:11:50,660 Is mom really a girl? 350 00:11:50,660 --> 00:11:51,600 DEREK GENERIC: No pea brain. 351 00:11:51,600 --> 00:11:52,470 She's a chicken. 352 00:11:52,470 --> 00:11:55,110 -A chicken? 353 00:11:55,110 --> 00:11:57,160 Now I'm really confused. 354 00:11:57,160 --> 00:11:58,370 You know something Bobby? 355 00:11:58,370 --> 00:11:59,630 Your mom is a girl. 356 00:11:59,630 --> 00:12:03,570 And I wouldn't have it any other way you. [MWAH] 357 00:12:03,570 --> 00:12:05,250 -Oh, I'll take that. 358 00:12:05,250 --> 00:12:10,430 -But if mom's a girl and I like her then [GASP] 359 00:12:10,430 --> 00:12:12,940 maybe I like Jackie! 360 00:12:12,940 --> 00:12:16,410 What am I going to do? 361 00:12:16,410 --> 00:12:18,740 KELLY GENERIC: You know, Bobby, like, if you want Jackie 362 00:12:18,740 --> 00:12:21,700 to like like you, you've got to like be cool. 363 00:12:21,700 --> 00:12:22,560 Grow sideburns. 364 00:12:22,560 --> 00:12:23,320 -Oh, Kel. 365 00:12:23,320 --> 00:12:25,690 Now there's an idea whose time has come. 366 00:12:25,690 --> 00:12:27,110 Just like Elvis? 367 00:12:27,110 --> 00:12:28,780 -Ew Mom, no! 368 00:12:28,780 --> 00:12:29,750 Like Luke Perry. 369 00:12:29,750 --> 00:12:30,450 -Who? 370 00:12:33,100 --> 00:12:35,250 --[GULP] Well, I'm getting ready to go back for a refill. 371 00:12:35,250 --> 00:12:36,950 Anybody need help at the buffet? 372 00:12:36,950 --> 00:12:37,650 [SMACK] 373 00:12:37,650 --> 00:12:38,850 HOWARD GENERIC: You know when it comes to getting girls, 374 00:12:38,850 --> 00:12:40,600 Bobby, the way to go is flattery. 375 00:12:40,600 --> 00:12:44,500 It works every time. 376 00:12:44,500 --> 00:12:45,500 MARTHA GENERIC: Trust me, Hun. 377 00:12:45,500 --> 00:12:47,640 The only way to win a girl's heart 378 00:12:47,640 --> 00:12:49,910 is to be your own sweet self. 379 00:12:49,910 --> 00:12:50,680 Now spit. 380 00:12:50,680 --> 00:12:53,460 [PACHEWIE] 381 00:12:53,460 --> 00:12:56,240 [FLUSH] 382 00:12:56,240 --> 00:12:57,630 UNCLE TED: Take it from me, Bobbo. 383 00:12:57,630 --> 00:13:00,090 When it comes to women, there's only one thing you got to know. 384 00:13:00,090 --> 00:13:02,510 [LAUGHS] They love guys with money. 385 00:13:02,510 --> 00:13:05,280 [INTERPOSING VOICES] 386 00:13:05,280 --> 00:13:06,210 -Dad! 387 00:13:06,210 --> 00:13:07,110 Mom! 388 00:13:07,110 --> 00:13:08,900 I need money! 389 00:13:08,900 --> 00:13:10,730 -Well, Martha, what do you think? 390 00:13:10,730 --> 00:13:13,060 -Well, you know, learning to be responsible is 391 00:13:13,060 --> 00:13:14,720 a very good life lesson. 392 00:13:14,720 --> 00:13:15,970 -Well then, it's settled. 393 00:13:15,970 --> 00:13:18,110 Starting tomorrow we'll make a list of the chores for you 394 00:13:18,110 --> 00:13:18,860 to do. 395 00:13:18,860 --> 00:13:21,860 And at the end of the week, you get an allowance. 396 00:13:21,860 --> 00:13:22,570 -Aw. 397 00:13:22,570 --> 00:13:23,680 An allowance. 398 00:13:23,680 --> 00:13:27,780 Oh, Howard, our little Bobby's growing up so gee golly fast. 399 00:13:27,780 --> 00:13:28,480 -Hooray! 400 00:13:28,480 --> 00:13:29,680 I'm growing up! 401 00:13:29,680 --> 00:13:32,320 I'm getting allowance! 402 00:13:32,320 --> 00:13:33,670 What's allowance? 403 00:13:33,670 --> 00:13:37,330 [SQUISH] 404 00:13:37,330 --> 00:13:38,920 -Bobby, Hun. 405 00:13:38,920 --> 00:13:42,070 Now what in the world are you doing dragging 406 00:13:42,070 --> 00:13:44,720 Kelly's clothes in that gee golly bag? 407 00:13:44,720 --> 00:13:46,590 -I'm doing my chores. 408 00:13:46,590 --> 00:13:50,390 You did say take out the trash. [GIGGLES] 409 00:13:50,390 --> 00:13:51,190 KELLY GENERIC: Ah. 410 00:13:51,190 --> 00:13:51,890 Ugh. 411 00:13:51,890 --> 00:13:54,520 Like you are so funny. 412 00:13:54,520 --> 00:13:57,430 [BABY SOUNDS] 413 00:13:57,430 --> 00:13:59,980 --[PANTING] How much do I get for a bath? 414 00:13:59,980 --> 00:14:01,520 -Did you use soap? 415 00:14:01,520 --> 00:14:02,220 Never mind 416 00:14:04,920 --> 00:14:06,680 -What's the problem, shrimp? 417 00:14:06,680 --> 00:14:10,560 I took a bath and I didn't get any monies far it. 418 00:14:10,560 --> 00:14:12,940 -Baths are small potatoes. 419 00:14:12,940 --> 00:14:15,180 The big money's in making beds. 420 00:14:15,180 --> 00:14:16,250 -Beds? 421 00:14:16,250 --> 00:14:16,950 -Yeah. 422 00:14:16,950 --> 00:14:19,020 You get $ .50 per. 423 00:14:19,020 --> 00:14:20,430 -$ .50? 424 00:14:20,430 --> 00:14:22,090 How much is that? 425 00:14:22,090 --> 00:14:23,810 -A lot. 426 00:14:23,810 --> 00:14:26,550 And to show you what a swell brother I am, 427 00:14:26,550 --> 00:14:29,620 you can practice on my bed for free. 428 00:14:29,620 --> 00:14:31,110 -Thanks, Derek. 429 00:14:31,110 --> 00:14:32,320 -Dweeb. 430 00:14:32,320 --> 00:14:33,020 [DOOR SHUT] 431 00:14:33,020 --> 00:14:33,890 MARTHA GENERIC: That's 25. 432 00:14:33,890 --> 00:14:34,870 That's another 10. 433 00:14:34,870 --> 00:14:35,590 That's a 10. 434 00:14:35,590 --> 00:14:36,320 That's a 25. 435 00:14:36,320 --> 00:14:37,270 HOWARD GENERIC: That was two there. 436 00:14:37,270 --> 00:14:37,740 MARTHA GENERIC: No. No. 437 00:14:37,740 --> 00:14:38,440 That was the other. 438 00:14:38,440 --> 00:14:39,520 That was 10. HOWARD GENERIC: No. 439 00:14:39,520 --> 00:14:40,060 Slow down. MARTHA GENERIC: No. 440 00:14:40,060 --> 00:14:40,220 50. 441 00:14:40,220 --> 00:14:41,450 Well, get a calculator, Howard. 442 00:14:41,450 --> 00:14:42,280 HOWARD GENERIC: OK. 443 00:14:42,280 --> 00:14:44,440 -I hope Jackie likes my monies, Roger. 444 00:14:44,440 --> 00:14:46,430 I really miss playing with her. 445 00:14:46,430 --> 00:14:48,690 [BARKING] 446 00:14:48,690 --> 00:14:49,810 MARTHA GENERIC: Bobby. 447 00:14:49,810 --> 00:14:53,390 Your father and I are so proud of you, Hun. 448 00:14:53,390 --> 00:14:54,530 -That's right, son. 449 00:14:54,530 --> 00:14:55,460 Here. 450 00:14:55,460 --> 00:14:57,260 Your first allowance. 451 00:14:57,260 --> 00:15:02,000 -I'm rich. [GIGGLES] I'm rich! [GIGGLES] 452 00:15:07,570 --> 00:15:08,380 -Look Jackie. 453 00:15:08,380 --> 00:15:09,830 I got monies. 454 00:15:09,830 --> 00:15:10,530 -Mm. 455 00:15:10,530 --> 00:15:11,830 That's nice Bobby. 456 00:15:11,830 --> 00:15:12,530 -Want to play now? 457 00:15:12,530 --> 00:15:13,230 -No. 458 00:15:13,230 --> 00:15:14,190 Sorry Bobby. 459 00:15:14,190 --> 00:15:15,640 I promised to play with Herbie. 460 00:15:15,640 --> 00:15:18,270 -But I worked so hard to get all these monies. 461 00:15:18,270 --> 00:15:19,440 And Uncle Ted said. 462 00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:20,480 -Sorry Bobby. 463 00:15:20,480 --> 00:15:22,780 A promise is a promise. 464 00:15:22,780 --> 00:15:24,320 -(ANGRILY) No fair! 465 00:15:24,320 --> 00:15:25,790 -(CRYING) Bobby! 466 00:15:25,790 --> 00:15:28,720 [CRYING] 467 00:15:28,720 --> 00:15:30,900 --[PANTING] I'm in big trouble, Widdly. 468 00:15:30,900 --> 00:15:31,810 You got to hide me. 469 00:15:31,810 --> 00:15:33,190 You got to. [SQUISH] Wait. 470 00:15:33,190 --> 00:15:34,410 Maybe Mom won't find out. 471 00:15:34,410 --> 00:15:35,110 Maybe she'll-- 472 00:15:35,110 --> 00:15:36,690 MARTHA GENERIC: (STERNLY) Bobby Generic! 473 00:15:36,690 --> 00:15:40,020 Get down here right now, then yet. 474 00:15:40,020 --> 00:15:40,710 [SNIFF] 475 00:15:40,710 --> 00:15:44,120 [CRYING] 476 00:15:47,520 --> 00:15:49,380 -Alright, Mr. Mansy. 477 00:15:49,380 --> 00:15:52,820 What have I told you time and time again? 478 00:15:52,820 --> 00:15:54,950 To brush my teeth after I eat? 479 00:15:54,950 --> 00:15:55,940 MARTHA GENERIC: No. 480 00:15:55,940 --> 00:15:57,690 Never to hit a girl. 481 00:15:57,690 --> 00:15:58,580 [DREAM HARPS] 482 00:15:58,580 --> 00:16:01,520 -And now today's show, boys who hit girls. 483 00:16:01,520 --> 00:16:06,560 Our guests are King Kong, [GROWL] Count Dracula, [WHOOSH] 484 00:16:06,560 --> 00:16:10,720 and Bobby, who hit little Jackie and made her cry. 485 00:16:10,720 --> 00:16:12,120 -I didn't hit her. 486 00:16:12,120 --> 00:16:13,050 I pushed her. 487 00:16:13,050 --> 00:16:16,300 [BOO] 488 00:16:16,300 --> 00:16:19,170 -Hitting and pushing are the same thing, young man. 489 00:16:19,170 --> 00:16:21,820 [CHEERS] 490 00:16:21,820 --> 00:16:23,110 -I didn't mean to do it. 491 00:16:23,110 --> 00:16:24,530 She made me mad! 492 00:16:24,530 --> 00:16:27,070 -[BLOOP BLOO BLEEP] You women. 493 00:16:27,070 --> 00:16:27,770 -Hey. 494 00:16:27,770 --> 00:16:30,510 Didn't your mother teach you that hitting is wrong? 495 00:16:30,510 --> 00:16:31,520 -That's a good question. 496 00:16:31,520 --> 00:16:33,030 Why don't we bring her out and ask her. 497 00:16:33,030 --> 00:16:33,730 Uh. 498 00:16:33,730 --> 00:16:34,520 Bobby's mom. 499 00:16:34,520 --> 00:16:38,210 [CLAPPING] 500 00:16:38,210 --> 00:16:38,910 -Uh. 501 00:16:38,910 --> 00:16:39,970 Th-- thank you. 502 00:16:39,970 --> 00:16:42,380 -It seems our audience thinks this is all your fault. 503 00:16:42,380 --> 00:16:44,310 -Well, I did the best I could. 504 00:16:44,310 --> 00:16:46,130 I tried to teach him right from wrong. 505 00:16:46,130 --> 00:16:49,540 But (CRYING) I'm a terrible mother. 506 00:16:49,540 --> 00:16:50,240 -No! 507 00:16:50,240 --> 00:16:51,620 You're the bestiest. 508 00:16:51,620 --> 00:16:53,540 She told me not to hit. 509 00:16:53,540 --> 00:16:55,430 She said use your words, Bobby. 510 00:16:55,430 --> 00:16:56,870 Not your gee golly hands. 511 00:16:56,870 --> 00:16:58,800 I just didn't listen. 512 00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:00,210 MARTHA GENERIC: So let's see here. 513 00:17:00,210 --> 00:17:02,560 You've learned a lesson, young man? 514 00:17:02,560 --> 00:17:03,260 -Yes! 515 00:17:03,260 --> 00:17:07,170 I'll never do it again. 516 00:17:07,170 --> 00:17:07,950 UNCLE TED: Ho ho. 517 00:17:07,950 --> 00:17:09,950 That's some haul, Bobbo. 518 00:17:09,950 --> 00:17:13,340 -You were wrong about having monies, Uncle Ted. 519 00:17:13,340 --> 00:17:14,580 -What do you mean? 520 00:17:14,580 --> 00:17:16,920 -I showed Jackie all my new monies 521 00:17:16,920 --> 00:17:18,610 and she didn't even care. 522 00:17:18,610 --> 00:17:19,310 -(LAUGHING) No. 523 00:17:19,310 --> 00:17:20,960 You don't show her your money. 524 00:17:20,960 --> 00:17:22,880 You gotta buy her something with it. 525 00:17:22,880 --> 00:17:24,630 Girls like presents, Bobbo. 526 00:17:24,630 --> 00:17:26,970 -Oh. 527 00:17:26,970 --> 00:17:28,380 [BEEP] 528 00:17:28,380 --> 00:17:29,790 [BEEP] [BEEP] 529 00:17:29,790 --> 00:17:30,730 -OK, Mom. 530 00:17:30,730 --> 00:17:31,860 Wait here. 531 00:17:31,860 --> 00:17:34,230 I want to pick out Jackie's presents by myself. 532 00:17:34,230 --> 00:17:37,740 -Alright, Hun. [KISS] I'll just keep an eye on you 533 00:17:37,740 --> 00:17:39,340 from right here then. 534 00:17:39,340 --> 00:17:41,080 -How come the more grown up you feel, 535 00:17:41,080 --> 00:17:43,120 the more your mom treats you like a baby? 536 00:17:45,890 --> 00:17:46,820 Uh-oh. 537 00:17:46,820 --> 00:17:48,860 There sure is a lot of stuff. 538 00:17:48,860 --> 00:17:51,260 How am I going to know what to pick? 539 00:17:51,260 --> 00:17:53,340 So many things to buy. 540 00:17:53,340 --> 00:17:55,640 DOLL: [PSST] Hey there, big boy. 541 00:17:55,640 --> 00:17:58,670 Aren't I the most beautiful doll you ever saw? 542 00:17:58,670 --> 00:17:59,540 -Yeah. 543 00:17:59,540 --> 00:18:00,790 Jackie'll love you. 544 00:18:00,790 --> 00:18:02,040 -What do you want a doll for? 545 00:18:02,040 --> 00:18:02,790 They're no fun. 546 00:18:02,790 --> 00:18:03,510 Take me! 547 00:18:03,510 --> 00:18:04,450 [SWIRL] 548 00:18:04,450 --> 00:18:05,850 -OK. 549 00:18:05,850 --> 00:18:06,790 BALL: Forget them. 550 00:18:06,790 --> 00:18:07,730 Take me. 551 00:18:07,730 --> 00:18:11,840 Get a load of this. [BOUNCE] [BOUNCE] [BOUNCE] 552 00:18:11,840 --> 00:18:13,040 -Boring. [BEEP] Boring. 553 00:18:13,040 --> 00:18:13,740 Boring. 554 00:18:13,740 --> 00:18:14,910 Boring! 555 00:18:14,910 --> 00:18:16,300 Take me, kid! 556 00:18:16,300 --> 00:18:17,320 -Come on. 557 00:18:17,320 --> 00:18:18,020 Baseball cards. 558 00:18:18,020 --> 00:18:18,720 All-American. 559 00:18:28,040 --> 00:18:31,910 -And it'll be $73.54. 560 00:18:31,910 --> 00:18:33,340 -Here you are, Mister. 561 00:18:33,340 --> 00:18:34,040 -CLERK: Oh. 562 00:18:34,040 --> 00:18:36,080 That won't pay for all these toys. 563 00:18:36,080 --> 00:18:36,870 -It's money. 564 00:18:36,870 --> 00:18:38,480 My dad gave it to me. 565 00:18:38,480 --> 00:18:39,180 -Ah. 566 00:18:39,180 --> 00:18:40,760 But it's not enough money. 567 00:18:40,760 --> 00:18:41,790 BOBBY: It's all I got. 568 00:18:41,790 --> 00:18:43,760 -Well, you can't buy all these toys. 569 00:18:43,760 --> 00:18:44,710 You'll have to choose. 570 00:18:44,710 --> 00:18:45,410 -Pick me. 571 00:18:45,410 --> 00:18:46,380 Come on. 572 00:18:46,380 --> 00:18:47,140 -Choose me. 573 00:18:47,140 --> 00:18:47,830 [INTERPOSING VOICES] 574 00:18:50,740 --> 00:18:53,170 -Which ones do I choose? 575 00:18:53,170 --> 00:18:55,230 MARTHA GENERIC: Well, let's have a look see here, Hun. 576 00:18:55,230 --> 00:18:58,240 You've got your baseball cards and your funny flem. 577 00:18:58,240 --> 00:18:59,710 Which one is for Jackie? 578 00:18:59,710 --> 00:19:00,870 -None of them. 579 00:19:00,870 --> 00:19:04,220 -But I thought you went to the store to buy her at present. 580 00:19:04,220 --> 00:19:05,220 -I did. 581 00:19:05,220 --> 00:19:06,790 But then I didn't. 582 00:19:06,790 --> 00:19:08,590 Because this stuff took all my monies. 583 00:19:08,590 --> 00:19:11,240 I need more allowance, Mom. 584 00:19:11,240 --> 00:19:13,610 Well, as soon as you do some more chores, 585 00:19:13,610 --> 00:19:15,620 then you'll get some more money. 586 00:19:15,620 --> 00:19:16,920 BOBBY: But I need money now. 587 00:19:16,920 --> 00:19:19,780 -You know, that's the thing with money. 588 00:19:19,780 --> 00:19:23,380 You just never seem to have it when you gee golly need it. 589 00:19:23,380 --> 00:19:25,230 Lesson for life, number two. 590 00:19:25,230 --> 00:19:28,800 BOBBY: This money stuff sure is complicated. 591 00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:29,500 -Oh. 592 00:19:29,500 --> 00:19:31,360 Don't feel bad, Hun. 593 00:19:31,360 --> 00:19:34,380 Sometimes I don't understand it, myself. 594 00:19:34,380 --> 00:19:37,630 -Now I have no monies, no present. 595 00:19:37,630 --> 00:19:38,330 -Yeah. 596 00:19:38,330 --> 00:19:39,990 You're in a pickle alright, Bobbo. 597 00:19:39,990 --> 00:19:42,900 -Yeah. 598 00:19:42,900 --> 00:19:43,880 -Ah. 599 00:19:43,880 --> 00:19:48,190 Pass the funny flem. 600 00:19:48,190 --> 00:19:53,220 [CHILDREN VOICES] 601 00:19:53,220 --> 00:19:54,310 -What's a matter, Bobby? 602 00:19:54,310 --> 00:19:56,970 -I don't have anything to give you to make you be my friend 603 00:19:56,970 --> 00:19:57,720 again. 604 00:19:57,720 --> 00:20:00,400 -You don't have to give me anything, Bobby. 605 00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:02,090 I like you just for you. 606 00:20:02,090 --> 00:20:03,040 -You do? 607 00:20:03,040 --> 00:20:03,990 -Absolutely. 608 00:20:03,990 --> 00:20:06,380 [KISS] -Yuck! 609 00:20:06,380 --> 00:20:08,770 I forgot about that part. 610 00:20:08,770 --> 00:20:09,720 [SCREAM] 611 00:20:09,720 --> 00:20:12,900 [GIGGLES] 612 00:20:12,900 --> 00:20:14,360 -Come here, Bobby. 613 00:20:14,360 --> 00:20:16,270 [GIGGLES] 614 00:20:16,270 --> 00:20:17,710 [SCREAM] 615 00:20:17,710 --> 00:20:20,110 [GIGGLES] 616 00:20:20,110 --> 00:20:21,550 JACKIE: Come here, Bobby. 617 00:20:21,550 --> 00:20:25,390 [GIGGLES] 618 00:20:25,390 --> 00:20:27,030 -Well, Bobbo, that was quite a show, huh? 619 00:20:27,030 --> 00:20:28,420 -You can say that again. 620 00:20:28,420 --> 00:20:30,510 -Well, Bobby, quite a show, huh? 621 00:20:30,510 --> 00:20:32,140 -You can say that again. 622 00:20:32,140 --> 00:20:34,600 -Well, Bobbo, that was quite a show, huh? 623 00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:36,280 -You can say that again. 624 00:20:36,280 --> 00:20:38,430 -Well, Bobbo, that was quite a show, huh? 625 00:20:38,430 --> 00:20:40,160 -You can say that again. 626 00:20:40,160 --> 00:20:42,310 HOWIE: Well, Bobbo, that was quite a show, huh? 627 00:20:42,310 --> 00:20:43,680 BOBBY: You can say that again. 628 00:20:43,680 --> 00:20:45,890 HOWIE: Well, Bobbo, that was quite a show, huh? 629 00:20:45,890 --> 00:20:46,890 BOBBY: Roll the credits. 630 00:20:46,890 --> 00:20:48,690 [MUSIC PLAYING] 631 00:21:14,390 --> 00:21:15,090 [BLING] 632 00:21:15,090 --> 00:21:16,890 [GIGGLES] 633 00:21:16,890 --> 00:21:20,240 [MUSIC PLAYING]