1 00:00:04,367 --> 00:00:06,387 - Is it time? - It's time. 2 00:00:08,229 --> 00:00:10,049 Carlos, do the honors. 3 00:00:10,469 --> 00:00:12,289 Whow! Free hair gel! 4 00:00:15,521 --> 00:00:16,921 [Laughs] 5 00:00:17,190 --> 00:00:20,490 Yea, funny, very funny. Now, where’s the free hair gel? 6 00:00:21,002 --> 00:00:24,502 How's the sweatiest is this. It's like a vacation with singing. 7 00:00:25,656 --> 00:00:27,756 It's a sing-cation. 8 00:00:28,254 --> 00:00:30,654 Ok guys, dry off and get dressed. It's time to hit the studio. 9 00:00:30,853 --> 00:00:31,973 Kelly! 10 00:00:31,994 --> 00:00:35,394 What does the great Gustavo Rocque have in store for us today? 11 00:00:35,466 --> 00:00:38,166 - Harmonies? - Breaking down some new dance moves. 12 00:00:38,188 --> 00:00:40,008 A big Hollywod party to get us some "red carpet exposure"? 13 00:00:40,537 --> 00:00:42,637 Close. You're going to school. 14 00:00:42,799 --> 00:00:43,999 [bell ringing] 15 00:00:44,062 --> 00:00:45,882 [all screaming] 16 00:00:50,388 --> 00:00:54,191 ♪ when you go big time ♪ 17 00:00:54,259 --> 00:00:56,260 ♪ what you know, what you feel ♪ 18 00:00:56,328 --> 00:00:57,962 ♪ never quit and make it real ♪ 19 00:00:58,029 --> 00:01:02,133 ♪ when you roll big time ♪ 20 00:01:02,200 --> 00:01:04,068 ♪ hey! Hey! ♪ 21 00:01:04,136 --> 00:01:06,237 ♪ listen to your heart now ♪ 22 00:01:06,304 --> 00:01:08,038 ♪ hey! Hey! ♪ 23 00:01:08,106 --> 00:01:10,141 ♪ don't you feel the rush? ♪ 24 00:01:10,208 --> 00:01:12,009 ♪ oh, oh ♪ 25 00:01:12,077 --> 00:01:14,078 ♪ oh, oh ♪ 26 00:01:14,146 --> 00:01:15,546 ♪ go on, shake it up ♪ 27 00:01:15,614 --> 00:01:17,948 ♪ what you gotta lose? ♪ 28 00:01:18,016 --> 00:01:19,583 ♪ go and make your luck ♪ 29 00:01:19,651 --> 00:01:21,952 ♪ with the life you choose ♪ 30 00:01:22,020 --> 00:01:23,554 ♪ if you want it all ♪ 31 00:01:23,622 --> 00:01:25,422 ♪ lay it on the line ♪ 32 00:01:25,490 --> 00:01:27,424 ♪ it's the only life you got ♪ 33 00:01:27,492 --> 00:01:30,194 ♪ so you gotta live it big time ♪ 34 00:01:32,464 --> 00:01:33,764 - School? You're kidding, right? 35 00:01:34,991 --> 00:01:37,192 - Carlos, for the 11th time... I'm not kidding. 36 00:01:37,260 --> 00:01:38,460 You all thought you were gonna get 37 00:01:38,528 --> 00:01:39,695 Three months off from school? 38 00:01:39,762 --> 00:01:41,029 - It was more "hope" than "thought." 39 00:01:41,097 --> 00:01:42,531 - According to 40 00:01:42,598 --> 00:01:44,599 The actors, singers, and performers association, 41 00:01:44,667 --> 00:01:46,401 Kids under 18 in the entertainment industry 42 00:01:46,469 --> 00:01:48,904 Must attend four hours of school a day. 43 00:01:48,972 --> 00:01:50,672 Did you even look at the pamphlets I gave you? 44 00:01:55,511 --> 00:01:58,080 [buzzing] - oh! 45 00:01:58,147 --> 00:01:59,081 Yeah! 46 00:02:03,486 --> 00:02:04,619 [giggles] 47 00:02:04,687 --> 00:02:05,754 [fly buzzing ends abruptly] 48 00:02:14,297 --> 00:02:16,264 - Yeah, we looked at them. - A little bit. 49 00:02:16,332 --> 00:02:20,635 [bell ringing] 50 00:02:20,703 --> 00:02:22,537 - Tyler, where's everybody going? 51 00:02:22,605 --> 00:02:24,573 - To school at the Palm Woods. 52 00:02:33,549 --> 00:02:36,418 All: Good morning, miss Collins. 53 00:02:36,486 --> 00:02:39,654 - Today, class, we're gonna learn about fractions. 54 00:02:39,722 --> 00:02:41,523 And I thought a fun way to do this 55 00:02:41,591 --> 00:02:43,792 Would be if we divided up some... 56 00:02:43,860 --> 00:02:44,926 Pies. 57 00:02:44,994 --> 00:02:46,128 All: Ooh. 58 00:02:46,195 --> 00:02:47,095 - I love fractions. 59 00:02:47,163 --> 00:02:48,196 - I love pie. 60 00:02:48,264 --> 00:02:49,197 - And after we cut them, 61 00:02:49,265 --> 00:02:50,565 I guess we'll have to eat them. 62 00:02:50,633 --> 00:02:52,167 [all cheering] 63 00:02:52,235 --> 00:02:55,103 - I think we're gonna like it here. 64 00:02:55,171 --> 00:02:56,371 - Oh, no. 65 00:02:56,439 --> 00:02:57,873 You guys aren't going to school here. 66 00:02:57,940 --> 00:03:00,175 - Well, what school are we going to? 67 00:03:00,243 --> 00:03:01,343 [bell rings] 68 00:03:01,411 --> 00:03:04,312 - Welcome to the School of Rocque. 69 00:03:04,380 --> 00:03:05,914 - I don't like this school. 70 00:03:05,982 --> 00:03:07,082 - Quiet. 71 00:03:07,150 --> 00:03:08,216 You love it! 72 00:03:08,284 --> 00:03:09,751 Because by studying here, 73 00:03:09,819 --> 00:03:11,920 You won't miss out on rehearsal time 74 00:03:11,988 --> 00:03:13,755 And recording sessions. 75 00:03:13,823 --> 00:03:15,323 Instead of lunch break, 76 00:03:15,391 --> 00:03:18,260 The School of Rocque has harmony breaks. 77 00:03:18,327 --> 00:03:21,830 And every field trip is to the dance studio down the hall. 78 00:03:21,898 --> 00:03:23,999 - And you're our teacher? 79 00:03:24,067 --> 00:03:25,033 - No. 80 00:03:25,101 --> 00:03:26,868 [all cheer] 81 00:03:26,936 --> 00:03:29,604 - Guys, say "Hi" to Mr. Smitty. 82 00:03:29,672 --> 00:03:32,641 - But you all can call me "Mr. Smitty." 83 00:03:32,708 --> 00:03:35,610 [adults laugh heartily] 84 00:03:35,678 --> 00:03:37,012 Thank you so much. 85 00:03:37,080 --> 00:03:38,413 I can take it from here. 86 00:03:38,481 --> 00:03:40,582 Okay, then. Oh, excuse me. 87 00:03:40,650 --> 00:03:42,084 First up, 88 00:03:42,151 --> 00:03:44,419 We have probabilities... 89 00:03:44,487 --> 00:03:48,623 As in the probability that this band will fail 90 00:03:48,691 --> 00:03:52,227 Before its first single is ever released. 91 00:03:52,295 --> 00:03:54,329 - I don't think we're getting pie. 92 00:03:54,397 --> 00:03:56,231 Thud! 93 00:03:56,299 --> 00:03:58,066 - Mom, I don't need homeschooling. 94 00:03:58,134 --> 00:03:59,768 I can go to the Palm Woods school. 95 00:03:59,836 --> 00:04:01,903 Tyler says the teacher is really cool. 96 00:04:01,971 --> 00:04:03,672 - Hey, I'm cool. 97 00:04:03,739 --> 00:04:05,740 And this is a chance for us to spend time together. 98 00:04:05,808 --> 00:04:07,275 In the fresh air. 99 00:04:07,343 --> 00:04:08,610 So... 100 00:04:08,678 --> 00:04:10,645 Let's start with math. 101 00:04:10,713 --> 00:04:12,314 Hmm. 102 00:04:12,381 --> 00:04:14,382 Negative integers. 103 00:04:14,450 --> 00:04:19,121 "find the absolute value of 'x' with respect to"... 104 00:04:19,188 --> 00:04:20,555 Let's start with history, 105 00:04:20,623 --> 00:04:23,758 Where today we'll talk about... 106 00:04:23,826 --> 00:04:28,463 The Peloponnesian war? 107 00:04:28,531 --> 00:04:29,865 Hi. 108 00:04:29,932 --> 00:04:31,900 I understand you have a school at the Palm Woods. 109 00:04:31,968 --> 00:04:33,502 - Good, then we're done. 110 00:04:33,569 --> 00:04:35,036 - Uh, no. 111 00:04:35,104 --> 00:04:37,005 What I mean is, I'd like to enroll Katie in the school. 112 00:04:37,073 --> 00:04:39,107 - Does she work in tv? 113 00:04:39,175 --> 00:04:40,509 - S watches tv. 114 00:04:40,576 --> 00:04:42,677 - In accordance with our A.S.P.A. mandate, 115 00:04:42,745 --> 00:04:44,045 In order to attend our school, 116 00:04:44,113 --> 00:04:46,081 A student must be a member of the union. 117 00:04:46,149 --> 00:04:47,449 To get into the union, 118 00:04:47,517 --> 00:04:50,085 She'll have to get a job in tv, film, or music. 119 00:04:50,153 --> 00:04:52,587 And for that, she'll need... 120 00:04:52,688 --> 00:04:56,424 A talent manager. 121 00:04:56,492 --> 00:04:57,926 Now, 122 00:04:57,994 --> 00:05:00,829 I get 15% of all her earnings. 123 00:05:00,897 --> 00:05:02,197 - 5% or we walk. 124 00:05:02,265 --> 00:05:03,832 - Deal. 125 00:05:03,900 --> 00:05:05,333 Here's a list of open casting calls. 126 00:05:05,401 --> 00:05:06,768 If she lands a commercial, 127 00:05:06,836 --> 00:05:08,603 She gets into the school 128 00:05:08,671 --> 00:05:11,706 And daddy gets some walkin'-around money. 129 00:05:14,510 --> 00:05:15,510 Snap! 130 00:05:15,578 --> 00:05:19,881 -The answer is, "x" equals 9. 131 00:05:19,949 --> 00:05:23,752 - You know, I used to be in a boy band once. 132 00:05:23,819 --> 00:05:25,987 Oh, and we thought we had it made. 133 00:05:26,055 --> 00:05:27,122 Hot songs. 134 00:05:27,190 --> 00:05:28,456 Flying business class. 135 00:05:28,524 --> 00:05:30,759 Drinking milk straight from the carton. 136 00:05:30,826 --> 00:05:32,460 [exasperated groan] 137 00:05:32,528 --> 00:05:34,196 But let me tell you guys 138 00:05:34,263 --> 00:05:37,799 That that milk goes sour pretty fast. 139 00:05:37,867 --> 00:05:40,268 - I never thought I'd say this, but can we get back to math? 140 00:05:40,336 --> 00:05:41,636 - Yes, yes. 141 00:05:41,704 --> 00:05:46,775 Let's get back to math. 142 00:05:46,842 --> 00:05:48,109 So... 143 00:05:48,177 --> 00:05:49,511 If four boys are in a band 144 00:05:49,579 --> 00:05:50,979 Making $10,000, 145 00:05:51,047 --> 00:05:53,248 Their manager gets 15%, 146 00:05:53,316 --> 00:05:56,017 Their record sales plummet 80%, 147 00:05:56,085 --> 00:05:59,120 What part of their dream is crushed? 148 00:05:59,188 --> 00:06:00,322 Anyone? Anyone? 149 00:06:00,389 --> 00:06:01,389 Anyone? 150 00:06:01,457 --> 00:06:04,226 All of it! 151 00:06:04,293 --> 00:06:09,497 Let's turn to page 562 in our textbooks. 152 00:06:09,565 --> 00:06:10,999 - What do you guys suppose is going on 153 00:06:11,067 --> 00:06:12,734 At the palm wood school right now? 154 00:06:17,406 --> 00:06:19,674 - Okay, class, your math homework tonight 155 00:06:19,742 --> 00:06:21,343 Is to play video games. 156 00:06:21,410 --> 00:06:23,378 Girls: What's our English assignment? 157 00:06:23,446 --> 00:06:25,981 - To throw away your textbooks. 158 00:06:26,048 --> 00:06:27,549 And if you reach into your desks, 159 00:06:27,617 --> 00:06:31,453 You'll find today's science project, which is... 160 00:06:31,520 --> 00:06:32,420 Water fight! 161 00:06:32,488 --> 00:06:35,390 [cheers and laughter] 162 00:06:38,327 --> 00:06:40,662 - Pay attention 163 00:06:40,730 --> 00:06:42,564 To the board. 164 00:06:46,502 --> 00:06:47,702 - Did you guys just have 165 00:06:47,770 --> 00:06:49,237 The same Palm Woods school fantasy as me? 166 00:06:49,305 --> 00:06:51,039 - Was the history assignment bungee jumping? 167 00:06:51,107 --> 00:06:52,507 - Close enough. 168 00:06:52,575 --> 00:06:54,576 - We have got to get out of here and into that school. 169 00:06:54,644 --> 00:06:55,810 - Follow my lead. 170 00:06:55,878 --> 00:06:56,945 - Hey, hey, hey. 171 00:06:57,013 --> 00:06:58,179 No talking. 172 00:06:58,247 --> 00:07:00,348 All eyes on the board. 173 00:07:00,416 --> 00:07:01,349 The board! 174 00:07:01,417 --> 00:07:02,450 The board! 175 00:07:02,518 --> 00:07:04,419 - Mr. Smitty, do that again. 176 00:07:04,487 --> 00:07:07,289 - What, this? 177 00:07:07,356 --> 00:07:09,791 - Did you guys see that? - Mm-Hmm. 178 00:07:09,859 --> 00:07:11,226 - The passion, the snap, 179 00:07:11,294 --> 00:07:12,694 You can't teach that. 180 00:07:12,795 --> 00:07:13,962 - Really? 181 00:07:14,030 --> 00:07:15,630 Well, I have to admit, 182 00:07:15,698 --> 00:07:17,132 I was pretty good. 183 00:07:17,199 --> 00:07:19,167 - Which is why you can't give up your dream. 184 00:07:19,235 --> 00:07:21,870 I mean, sure, you may be too old for a boy band, 185 00:07:21,937 --> 00:07:26,074 But you're perfect for u uh... 186 00:07:26,142 --> 00:07:27,309 - A man band! 187 00:07:27,376 --> 00:07:28,410 - Uh, yes. - Yeah. 188 00:07:28,477 --> 00:07:30,211 - Which are all the rage these days. 189 00:07:30,279 --> 00:07:31,212 Right? 190 00:07:31,280 --> 00:07:34,949 - In Germany. 191 00:07:35,017 --> 00:07:36,551 - You got a demo? 192 00:07:36,619 --> 00:07:37,886 I bet it's hot. Yeah? 193 00:07:37,953 --> 00:07:38,987 - No, no, no. 194 00:07:39,055 --> 00:07:40,789 I flung those all into the ocean. 195 00:07:40,856 --> 00:07:43,191 - Then we got to record you one right now. 196 00:07:43,259 --> 00:07:45,427 - No, no, no. We couldn't do that. 197 00:07:45,494 --> 00:07:47,028 It was a long time ago. 198 00:07:47,096 --> 00:07:51,166 I've put this all behind me. 199 00:07:51,233 --> 00:07:52,667 ♪ it's the only life you got ♪ 200 00:07:52,735 --> 00:07:56,004 ♪ so you gotta to live it big time ♪ 201 00:07:56,072 --> 00:07:57,172 ♪ rush... ♪ [thud] 202 00:07:57,239 --> 00:08:01,409 [cheers and applause] 203 00:08:01,510 --> 00:08:02,644 - That was great. 204 00:08:02,712 --> 00:08:04,112 - Oh, so good. So good. 205 00:08:04,180 --> 00:08:05,447 - Yes! 206 00:08:05,514 --> 00:08:07,682 - They're gonna love you in Germany. 207 00:08:07,750 --> 00:08:09,050 - Ja voll! [giggles] 208 00:08:09,118 --> 00:08:11,519 - Here's your super hot demo. 209 00:08:11,587 --> 00:08:12,620 - Here's your briefcase. 210 00:08:12,688 --> 00:08:14,422 - Yes! 211 00:08:14,490 --> 00:08:16,458 - And here's one travel moose.Net 212 00:08:16,525 --> 00:08:19,427 One-way ticket to Dusseldorf. 213 00:08:19,495 --> 00:08:23,331 - Oh, what can I say, fellas, except... 214 00:08:23,399 --> 00:08:24,666 Auf wiedersehen? 215 00:08:24,734 --> 00:08:27,268 [giggles] 216 00:08:27,336 --> 00:08:30,138 Hoo! Yeah! 217 00:08:30,206 --> 00:08:31,573 - Okay. 218 00:08:31,640 --> 00:08:33,341 Now to tell Gustavo our teacher bailed, 219 00:08:33,409 --> 00:08:35,110 And we need to go to the Palm Woods school and... 220 00:08:35,177 --> 00:08:36,244 [all scream] 221 00:08:36,312 --> 00:08:38,346 - Oh, of course you can go there. 222 00:08:38,414 --> 00:08:40,315 Now that your teacher is off to Germany, 223 00:08:40,383 --> 00:08:42,117 There's really no other option except... 224 00:08:42,184 --> 00:08:44,085 Kelly, get them another teacher! 225 00:08:44,153 --> 00:08:49,824 Someone untrickable! 226 00:08:49,892 --> 00:08:51,993 - Man, we were so close. 227 00:08:52,061 --> 00:08:53,361 - No, you weren't. 228 00:08:58,801 --> 00:09:00,869 - "does a bear poop in the forest? 229 00:09:00,936 --> 00:09:05,273 It does if it takes poopenusil." 230 00:09:05,341 --> 00:09:06,408 - You know, sweetie, 231 00:09:06,475 --> 00:09:07,776 I think you have a certain quality 232 00:09:07,843 --> 00:09:10,011 That no one else here has. 233 00:09:16,051 --> 00:09:19,354 - I don't know if she's right for a laxative commercial, 234 00:09:19,422 --> 00:09:20,655 But come back tomorrow. 235 00:09:20,723 --> 00:09:25,326 They want a cute kid for a potato chip spot. 236 00:09:25,394 --> 00:09:26,628 - Can I fire you? 237 00:09:26,695 --> 00:09:28,263 - No, I'm your mother. 238 00:09:32,234 --> 00:09:33,635 - So... 239 00:09:33,702 --> 00:09:35,703 You didn't like your first teacher? 240 00:09:35,771 --> 00:09:37,272 Well, I didn't like him either. 241 00:09:37,339 --> 00:09:39,541 The moment he felt the heat, he ran for cover. 242 00:09:39,608 --> 00:09:40,608 But me? 243 00:09:40,676 --> 00:09:42,377 I'm battle-tested. 244 00:09:42,445 --> 00:09:43,578 I have a black belt, 245 00:09:43,646 --> 00:09:47,215 And I'm not afraid to hit you with it. 246 00:09:47,283 --> 00:09:49,551 And there is nothing, 247 00:09:49,618 --> 00:09:53,621 Nothing you can say or do 248 00:09:53,689 --> 00:09:58,893 To get me to leave. 249 00:09:58,961 --> 00:10:00,929 - Here's the keys to the Porsche out front. 250 00:10:00,996 --> 00:10:04,599 Leave now and it's yours. 251 00:10:04,667 --> 00:10:06,067 - Kelly! 252 00:10:06,135 --> 00:10:07,802 Have you seen the keys to my... 253 00:10:07,870 --> 00:10:10,238 [engine revving, tires squealing] 254 00:10:10,306 --> 00:10:14,676 [Gustavo screaming] 255 00:10:14,743 --> 00:10:16,211 - You know he's not gonna give up. 256 00:10:16,278 --> 00:10:17,612 - Kelly, 257 00:10:17,680 --> 00:10:20,415 A proper education is very important to us, 258 00:10:20,483 --> 00:10:22,350 And this is a supply closet. 259 00:10:22,418 --> 00:10:24,552 - Attention, students. 260 00:10:24,620 --> 00:10:26,855 Please report to principal Rocque's office. 261 00:10:26,922 --> 00:10:29,757 All students to principal Rocque's office. 262 00:10:34,597 --> 00:10:37,065 - Boys, I care about you. 263 00:10:37,132 --> 00:10:38,533 I do. 264 00:10:38,601 --> 00:10:41,603 - And I would like to tell you a story from my youth. 265 00:10:41,670 --> 00:10:45,039 My principal was a jerk. 266 00:10:45,107 --> 00:10:48,076 And I vowed that some day 267 00:10:48,143 --> 00:10:49,744 I would be a principal; 268 00:10:49,812 --> 00:10:50,979 A good one... 269 00:10:51,046 --> 00:10:52,814 Fair, 270 00:10:52,882 --> 00:10:54,749 Pleasant... 271 00:10:54,817 --> 00:10:56,184 - But you're none of those things. 272 00:10:56,252 --> 00:10:58,720 - Hey! Things don't always work out! 273 00:10:58,787 --> 00:11:00,054 Bottom line is, 274 00:11:00,122 --> 00:11:02,390 You boys are staying in the School of Rocque. 275 00:11:02,458 --> 00:11:04,526 End of story. 276 00:11:04,593 --> 00:11:05,827 - But, Gustavo... 277 00:11:05,895 --> 00:11:06,961 [tapping] 278 00:11:07,029 --> 00:11:08,429 Principal Rocque. 279 00:11:08,497 --> 00:11:09,531 It's just, 280 00:11:09,598 --> 00:11:11,065 This school isn't meeting our social 281 00:11:11,133 --> 00:11:12,467 And educational needs. 282 00:11:12,535 --> 00:11:14,002 We need to go somewhere that actually feels 283 00:11:14,069 --> 00:11:15,103 Like a real school. 284 00:11:15,170 --> 00:11:16,804 - With girls. - And field trips. 285 00:11:16,872 --> 00:11:18,106 - And pie! 286 00:11:18,173 --> 00:11:20,975 - You go to my school; you play by my rules. 287 00:11:21,043 --> 00:11:24,178 And I will find a teacher that will enforce those rules. 288 00:11:24,246 --> 00:11:28,082 A w.W.E. Superstar super teacher! 289 00:11:28,150 --> 00:11:29,450 - [laughs] 290 00:11:29,518 --> 00:11:30,652 Who are you gonna get? 291 00:11:30,719 --> 00:11:32,587 Chris "the masterpiece" masters? 292 00:11:32,655 --> 00:11:34,759 [laughs] 293 00:11:37,826 --> 00:11:42,230 - [screaming] 294 00:11:42,298 --> 00:11:44,232 - I did not see this coming. 295 00:11:52,528 --> 00:11:55,263 - Okay, class, let's get started. 296 00:11:55,331 --> 00:11:56,664 - Is that really Chris masters? 297 00:11:56,732 --> 00:11:58,566 - That's right. 298 00:11:58,634 --> 00:12:00,301 W.W.E. Champion 299 00:12:00,369 --> 00:12:02,504 And the only certified A.S.P.A. Teacher 300 00:12:02,571 --> 00:12:04,506 Trained to use the master lock. 301 00:12:04,573 --> 00:12:05,773 - That's right. 302 00:12:05,841 --> 00:12:07,609 And I believe that the key to a sound mind 303 00:12:07,676 --> 00:12:08,943 Is a healthy body. 304 00:12:09,044 --> 00:12:10,979 So throw your books away. 305 00:12:11,046 --> 00:12:13,681 Throw your books away. 306 00:12:13,749 --> 00:12:14,916 All right. 307 00:12:14,984 --> 00:12:15,984 Now I want you guys to lift your desks. 308 00:12:16,051 --> 00:12:17,051 - Excuse me? 309 00:12:17,119 --> 00:12:19,954 - Lift your desks! 310 00:12:20,022 --> 00:12:21,856 Now give me 500 desk presses! 311 00:12:21,924 --> 00:12:22,857 Count them out! 312 00:12:22,925 --> 00:12:23,958 All: [grunting] 313 00:12:24,026 --> 00:12:25,026 One... 314 00:12:25,094 --> 00:12:26,161 Two... - Up! 315 00:12:26,228 --> 00:12:27,195 All: Three... - Up! 316 00:12:27,263 --> 00:12:29,664 All: Four... [screaming] 317 00:12:36,705 --> 00:12:38,907 - I can't take another day at the School of Rocque. 318 00:12:38,974 --> 00:12:40,675 - I can't move my arms. 319 00:12:40,743 --> 00:12:42,043 - Hey, guys! High five! 320 00:12:42,111 --> 00:12:43,711 [all moan] 321 00:12:43,779 --> 00:12:45,947 - Tyler, what are you so excited about? 322 00:12:46,015 --> 00:12:51,553 - Miss Collins says we're having class outside today! 323 00:12:51,620 --> 00:12:53,888 All: Class outside... 324 00:12:56,525 --> 00:12:58,760 - All right, class, it's time for geography, 325 00:12:58,827 --> 00:13:01,529 And you know what that means. 326 00:13:01,597 --> 00:13:03,131 Have fun! 327 00:13:03,199 --> 00:13:06,067 [all cheering] 328 00:13:15,277 --> 00:13:16,778 Girls: Come o 329 00:13:16,845 --> 00:13:18,613 Come on! 330 00:13:18,681 --> 00:13:20,748 Co on! 331 00:13:20,816 --> 00:13:22,283 - Come on! 332 00:13:22,351 --> 00:13:24,152 You're gonna be late for school. 333 00:13:24,220 --> 00:13:26,020 - Mine had globe beach balls. 334 00:13:26,088 --> 00:13:27,488 - Mine had pool pie. 335 00:13:27,556 --> 00:13:29,324 - Mine had a low student-teacher ratio. 336 00:13:29,391 --> 00:13:32,393 - But how are we gonna get rid of Mr. Masterpiece? 337 00:13:32,461 --> 00:13:34,929 - My mom packed us corn chowder for lunch today, right? 338 00:13:38,867 --> 00:13:39,834 - Katie Knight? 339 00:13:39,902 --> 00:13:42,937 Katie Knight is next. 340 00:13:43,005 --> 00:13:45,540 - We are going to get you into that Palm Woods school today. 341 00:13:45,608 --> 00:13:47,308 So just go and be yourself. 342 00:13:47,376 --> 00:13:48,543 No, wait! Don't be yourself. 343 00:13:48,611 --> 00:13:51,212 Be an angel who listens and is polite. 344 00:13:53,882 --> 00:13:54,983 - Okay, Katie, 345 00:13:55,050 --> 00:13:56,251 Hold up the bag of chips; 346 00:13:56,318 --> 00:13:58,853 Look into the camera. 347 00:13:58,921 --> 00:14:01,322 - When you hear the crunch, it's a chip. 348 00:14:01,390 --> 00:14:05,326 But when you smell the crunch, it's o'chippigans. 349 00:14:05,394 --> 00:14:08,796 And when you smell garbage, it's this commercial. 350 00:14:08,864 --> 00:14:10,164 - Excuse me? 351 00:14:10,232 --> 00:14:11,633 - This stuff is nothing but a heart attack 352 00:14:11,700 --> 00:14:13,101 That goes good with dip. 353 00:14:13,168 --> 00:14:15,270 I'd be better off stepping in front of a bus... 354 00:14:15,337 --> 00:14:18,139 Of lard. 355 00:14:18,240 --> 00:14:21,376 - Katie! 356 00:14:21,443 --> 00:14:23,845 - Now let me jot down something 357 00:14:23,912 --> 00:14:26,047 On how fitness and body oil 358 00:14:26,115 --> 00:14:28,349 Helps build a strong immune system. 359 00:14:40,429 --> 00:14:43,164 - [retching] 360 00:14:43,232 --> 00:14:44,666 - Whoa. Whoa. 361 00:14:44,733 --> 00:14:45,733 Whoa. Whoa. 362 00:14:45,801 --> 00:14:48,069 - Awesome: Chunky vomit! 363 00:14:48,137 --> 00:14:49,837 - Hey, don't touch that. 364 00:14:49,905 --> 00:14:51,239 Don't touch that. 365 00:14:51,307 --> 00:14:53,574 Germs! 366 00:14:53,642 --> 00:14:56,277 - Oh, good! - No. 367 00:14:56,345 --> 00:14:59,213 [all laughing and shouting indistinctly] 368 00:14:59,281 --> 00:15:01,382 - [screams] 369 00:15:05,554 --> 00:15:07,989 - Those kids are animals! 370 00:15:14,730 --> 00:15:16,264 Thud! 371 00:15:16,332 --> 00:15:19,434 - The A.S.P.A. Official school registry? 372 00:15:19,501 --> 00:15:23,004 - And it's filled with every A.S.P.A.-Licensed teacher 373 00:15:23,072 --> 00:15:26,274 That I can and will call. 374 00:15:26,342 --> 00:15:27,709 Every time you chase one off, 375 00:15:27,776 --> 00:15:31,546 I have 10,000 waiting in the wings. 376 00:15:31,613 --> 00:15:33,247 - Whoa! Thud! 377 00:15:33,315 --> 00:15:35,516 - It's a big book, guys. 378 00:15:35,584 --> 00:15:37,485 Your next teacher will be here in 30 minutes. 379 00:15:37,553 --> 00:15:40,822 - You play by my rules. 380 00:15:40,889 --> 00:15:42,156 I win! 381 00:15:42,224 --> 00:15:44,759 I'm going to laugh and leave victorious now. 382 00:15:44,827 --> 00:15:47,995 [laughs maniacally] 383 00:15:53,302 --> 00:15:55,803 - Well, I guess we can kiss the Palm Woods school good-bye. 384 00:15:55,871 --> 00:15:57,038 - Maybe not. 385 00:15:57,106 --> 00:15:58,606 This isn't just a list of teachers. 386 00:15:58,674 --> 00:16:01,609 It also has the rules every A.S.P.A. School needs to follow. 387 00:16:01,677 --> 00:16:05,079 - I smell brain. 388 00:16:05,147 --> 00:16:07,582 - Okay, according to this, we're entitled to hot lunches, 389 00:16:07,649 --> 00:16:10,284 Outdoor breaks, and interscholastic sports programs. 390 00:16:10,352 --> 00:16:11,486 - We didn't get any of that. 391 00:16:11,553 --> 00:16:12,787 - Exactly. 392 00:16:12,855 --> 00:16:15,022 So if Gustavo wants to have a school here... 393 00:16:15,090 --> 00:16:17,091 - He's got to play by these rules. 394 00:16:17,159 --> 00:16:18,326 - I smell plan. 395 00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:23,564 - Kelly! 396 00:16:23,632 --> 00:16:25,700 Which tie makes me look more principally? 397 00:16:25,768 --> 00:16:27,201 - The ugly one. 398 00:16:37,246 --> 00:16:38,479 - Oh, hey, principal Rocque. 399 00:16:43,752 --> 00:16:44,685 - Hey! 400 00:16:44,753 --> 00:16:46,020 I hope there's a good reason 401 00:16:46,088 --> 00:16:49,123 My control room is filled with your sweaty socks! 402 00:16:49,191 --> 00:16:52,193 - Well, A.S.P.A. Rule 209 403 00:16:52,261 --> 00:16:54,896 States that all students must have adequate storage 404 00:16:54,963 --> 00:16:56,397 For personal belongings. 405 00:16:56,465 --> 00:16:59,567 - Which the School of Rocque hasn't provided. 406 00:16:59,635 --> 00:17:01,102 - Oh, I don't like the sound of this. 407 00:17:14,750 --> 00:17:15,917 - Hey! 408 00:17:15,984 --> 00:17:18,453 That shelf is for my awards! 409 00:17:18,520 --> 00:17:19,921 - You wouldn't want to be in violation 410 00:17:19,988 --> 00:17:22,089 Of A.S.P.A. Rules, would you? 411 00:17:22,157 --> 00:17:26,427 - You could lose your business. 412 00:17:26,495 --> 00:17:28,729 - They're right. 413 00:17:28,797 --> 00:17:31,332 - Find a place for the dogs to keep their smelly stuff, 414 00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:34,168 Which is not in my office! 415 00:17:34,236 --> 00:17:36,070 And where's your teacher? 416 00:17:36,138 --> 00:17:38,005 - Yeah, we told him A.S.P.A. Ensures teachers 417 00:17:38,073 --> 00:17:39,273 Five paid sick days 418 00:17:39,341 --> 00:17:40,908 And two personal days a year. 419 00:17:40,976 --> 00:17:45,246 - Whoo-hoo! 420 00:17:45,347 --> 00:17:47,615 So long, suckers! 421 00:17:47,683 --> 00:17:49,584 [laughs] 422 00:17:49,651 --> 00:17:51,319 - Sounds like a personal day to me. 423 00:17:51,386 --> 00:17:53,154 - [whimpers] 424 00:17:56,091 --> 00:17:57,558 - "all laundry detergents fight stains. 425 00:17:57,626 --> 00:17:59,927 But for suds-o, it's personal." 426 00:17:59,995 --> 00:18:00,895 I'm not saying this. 427 00:18:00,963 --> 00:18:02,330 - Say it. 428 00:18:02,397 --> 00:18:05,266 We need to get you into the Palm Woods school. 429 00:18:05,334 --> 00:18:06,868 - Why would they cast her? 430 00:18:06,935 --> 00:18:09,270 She couldn't sell bacon to a dog. 431 00:18:09,338 --> 00:18:11,072 - What if I kick your bacon? 432 00:18:11,139 --> 00:18:13,541 - Don't stoop to his level, honey. 433 00:18:13,609 --> 00:18:14,709 Kids. 434 00:18:14,776 --> 00:18:17,111 - Well, I think she's just adorable, 435 00:18:17,179 --> 00:18:18,446 The way she thinks she has a chance 436 00:18:18,514 --> 00:18:20,748 Against my Elliot. 437 00:18:20,816 --> 00:18:24,285 I mean, look at her. 438 00:18:24,353 --> 00:18:25,753 - Oh, it's on! 439 00:18:25,821 --> 00:18:28,623 - [growls] 440 00:18:28,690 --> 00:18:30,324 - Your mom is a freak! 441 00:18:30,392 --> 00:18:32,159 - [grunts] 442 00:18:32,227 --> 00:18:33,694 Pile driver! 443 00:18:33,762 --> 00:18:35,096 Thud! 444 00:18:35,163 --> 00:18:37,365 [all grunting] 445 00:18:37,432 --> 00:18:39,200 Take it back! - Uncle! 446 00:18:39,268 --> 00:18:41,102 - Okay, next up is Katie Knight. 447 00:18:41,169 --> 00:18:44,071 Katie? 448 00:18:44,139 --> 00:18:46,340 [grunting stops abruptly] 449 00:18:46,408 --> 00:18:49,377 - She's not getting the part, is she? 450 00:18:51,113 --> 00:18:52,380 - Keep looking! 451 00:18:52,447 --> 00:18:53,414 There's got to be something in this book 452 00:18:53,482 --> 00:18:54,715 That will make me win. 453 00:18:54,783 --> 00:18:56,083 - I'm reading through it for the fourth time! 454 00:18:56,151 --> 00:18:57,451 - Read harder! 455 00:18:57,519 --> 00:18:59,186 - Just let them go to school at the Palm Woods. 456 00:18:59,254 --> 00:19:01,022 - The day I let them beat me is the day I... 457 00:19:01,089 --> 00:19:02,056 Is that a goat? 458 00:19:02,124 --> 00:19:03,558 - [bleats] 459 00:19:03,625 --> 00:19:04,825 [bleating continues] 460 00:19:04,893 --> 00:19:06,894 - Every A.S.P.A. School 461 00:19:06,962 --> 00:19:10,598 Has the right to a school mascot. 462 00:19:10,666 --> 00:19:14,936 [basketball horn blows] 463 00:19:15,003 --> 00:19:17,605 - You are familiar with A.S.P.A.'s stance 464 00:19:17,673 --> 00:19:19,440 On interscholastic athletics, right? 465 00:19:19,508 --> 00:19:20,441 - Huh? 466 00:19:20,509 --> 00:19:21,742 - Did you see our goat? 467 00:19:21,810 --> 00:19:22,910 - [bleats] 468 00:19:22,978 --> 00:19:24,145 We call him Gus. 469 00:19:24,212 --> 00:19:25,246 Gus Tavo. 470 00:19:25,314 --> 00:19:26,213 Get it? 471 00:19:26,315 --> 00:19:28,015 [buzzing] 472 00:19:28,083 --> 00:19:29,483 Crowd: Win, tigers, win! 473 00:19:29,551 --> 00:19:31,285 Win, tigers, win! 474 00:19:31,353 --> 00:19:32,787 Win, tigers, win! 475 00:19:32,854 --> 00:19:34,655 Win, tigers, win! 476 00:19:34,723 --> 00:19:36,691 Win, tigers, win! 477 00:19:36,758 --> 00:19:38,459 Win, tigers, win! 478 00:19:38,527 --> 00:19:40,161 Win, tigers, win! - [bleats] 479 00:19:40,228 --> 00:19:42,363 Win, tigers, win! 480 00:19:42,431 --> 00:19:45,566 - We're playing the cast of hopeless housewives. 481 00:19:45,634 --> 00:19:47,401 - Oh, don't be fooled by the score. 482 00:19:47,469 --> 00:19:48,302 We're playing great. 483 00:19:48,370 --> 00:19:49,837 - [whistle blows] 484 00:19:49,905 --> 00:19:51,072 - [yelps] 485 00:19:51,139 --> 00:19:53,741 [cheers and applause] 486 00:19:53,809 --> 00:19:55,009 - Go, goats! 487 00:19:55,077 --> 00:19:56,243 Whoo-hoo! 488 00:19:56,311 --> 00:19:57,578 - Hey! 489 00:19:57,646 --> 00:20:01,248 - Hey, if you can't beat them, join them. 490 00:20:01,316 --> 00:20:03,551 [whistle blows] 491 00:20:03,619 --> 00:20:04,819 - Get out of my studio! 492 00:20:04,886 --> 00:20:05,853 Get out! Come on! 493 00:20:05,921 --> 00:20:08,723 Get out... - oh, I'm in. 494 00:20:08,790 --> 00:20:10,391 - [screams] 495 00:20:10,459 --> 00:20:12,026 [scuffling] 496 00:20:12,094 --> 00:20:13,661 - Come on, come on. 497 00:20:13,729 --> 00:20:15,396 - Oh, James! James! 498 00:20:15,464 --> 00:20:17,898 [indistinct cheering] 499 00:20:17,966 --> 00:20:19,200 [buzzer] 500 00:20:19,267 --> 00:20:21,102 [loud percussive crash] 501 00:20:21,169 --> 00:20:23,504 - [screams] 502 00:20:23,572 --> 00:20:28,275 [cheers and applause] 503 00:20:28,377 --> 00:20:30,144 - Sorry, Gustavo. 504 00:20:30,212 --> 00:20:32,113 We'll get 'em next time. 505 00:20:32,180 --> 00:20:33,514 - Principal's office. 506 00:20:33,582 --> 00:20:34,915 Now! 507 00:20:37,319 --> 00:20:39,553 I am the principal of the school. 508 00:20:39,621 --> 00:20:41,589 And I do not give in to demands 509 00:20:41,657 --> 00:20:45,993 And hooliganistic tactics don't scare me. 510 00:20:46,094 --> 00:20:47,261 Sabotage? 511 00:20:47,329 --> 00:20:49,196 Shmoobotage. 512 00:20:49,264 --> 00:20:50,197 You 513 00:20:50,265 --> 00:20:51,332 Cannot 514 00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:53,601 Beat me! 515 00:20:53,669 --> 00:20:56,303 Now, what you've done here can not 516 00:20:56,371 --> 00:20:58,806 And will not go unpunished. 517 00:20:58,874 --> 00:21:01,542 Which is why I hereby 518 00:21:01,610 --> 00:21:03,177 Expel you! 519 00:21:03,245 --> 00:21:04,512 - What? 520 00:21:04,579 --> 00:21:05,479 What does that mean? 521 00:21:05,547 --> 00:21:07,014 - It means... 522 00:21:07,082 --> 00:21:10,518 You are hereby kicked out of the School of Rocque! 523 00:21:10,585 --> 00:21:13,621 Now get out. 524 00:21:13,689 --> 00:21:14,822 Go on. 525 00:21:14,890 --> 00:21:16,223 - I guess... [clears throat] 526 00:21:16,291 --> 00:21:18,726 - Move it! 527 00:21:18,794 --> 00:21:21,362 [groans] 528 00:21:21,430 --> 00:21:22,863 It wasn't easy, 529 00:21:22,931 --> 00:21:24,765 But they needed to be disciplined. 530 00:21:24,833 --> 00:21:26,267 - So from now on, I'll pick the guys up 531 00:21:26,334 --> 00:21:27,334 From the Palm Woods school 532 00:21:27,402 --> 00:21:28,936 And bring them here by 12:30. 533 00:21:29,004 --> 00:21:30,237 - Yep. 534 00:21:30,305 --> 00:21:33,441 [guys hooting and hollering] 535 00:21:36,078 --> 00:21:37,445 - Kids don't always get along, 536 00:21:37,512 --> 00:21:39,013 But they do always get dirty. 537 00:21:39,081 --> 00:21:41,415 So if yours are mud-magnets like mine, 538 00:21:41,483 --> 00:21:43,918 Be sure to use suds-o laundry detergent. 539 00:21:43,985 --> 00:21:48,622 The only detergent that knocks out stains. 540 00:21:48,690 --> 00:21:49,757 - Nice job. 541 00:21:49,825 --> 00:21:53,427 - I am loving this town. 542 00:21:53,495 --> 00:21:55,396 - So am I. 543 00:22:00,535 --> 00:22:01,602 - Okay. 544 00:22:01,670 --> 00:22:06,373 Time to do school, Palm Woods style. 545 00:22:06,441 --> 00:22:10,144 - Hello, ladies. 546 00:22:10,212 --> 00:22:12,480 - Okay, class, let's start with science. 547 00:22:12,547 --> 00:22:15,683 Where we're gonna talk about water displacement. 548 00:22:15,751 --> 00:22:18,586 [guys all screaming and shouting] 549 00:22:24,259 --> 00:22:28,095 [shouting continues] 550 00:22:36,138 --> 00:22:37,872 - This school was much more fun in our fantasies, 551 00:22:37,939 --> 00:22:38,806 Wasn't it? 552 00:22:38,907 --> 00:22:40,875 All: Yep. 553 00:22:42,133 --> 00:22:44,933 Sync and correct by dr.jackson www.addic7ed.com