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- Is it time?
- It's time.
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Carlos, do the honors.
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Whow!
Free hair gel!
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[Laughs]
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Yea, funny, very funny.
Now, where’s the free hair gel?
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How's the sweatiest is this.
It's like a vacation with singing.
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It's a sing-cation.
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Ok guys, dry off and get dressed.
It's time to hit the studio.
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Kelly!
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What does the great Gustavo Rocque
have in store for us today?
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- Harmonies?
- Breaking down some new dance moves.
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A big Hollywod party to get us some
"red carpet exposure"?
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Close.
You're going to school.
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[bell ringing]
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[all screaming]
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♪ when you go big time ♪
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♪ what you know, what you feel ♪
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♪ never quit and make it real ♪
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♪ when you roll big time ♪
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♪ hey! Hey! ♪
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♪ listen to your heart now ♪
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♪ hey! Hey! ♪
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♪ don't you feel the rush? ♪
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♪ oh, oh ♪
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♪ oh, oh ♪
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♪ go on, shake it up ♪
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♪ what you gotta lose? ♪
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♪ go and make your luck ♪
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♪ with the life you choose ♪
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♪ if you want it all ♪
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♪ lay it on the line ♪
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♪ it's the only life you got ♪
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♪ so you gotta live it
big time ♪
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- School?
You're kidding, right?
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- Carlos, for the 11th time...
I'm not kidding.
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You all thought
you were gonna get
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Three months off from school?
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- It was more "hope"
than "thought."
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- According to
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The actors, singers,
and performers association,
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Kids under 18
in the entertainment industry
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Must attend four hours of school
a day.
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Did you even look at
the pamphlets I gave you?
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[buzzing]
- oh!
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Yeah!
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[giggles]
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[fly buzzing ends abruptly]
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- Yeah, we looked at them.
- A little bit.
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[bell ringing]
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- Tyler,
where's everybody going?
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- To school at the Palm Woods.
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All: Good morning, miss Collins.
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- Today, class, we're gonna
learn about fractions.
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And I thought
a fun way to do this
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Would be
if we divided up some...
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Pies.
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All: Ooh.
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- I love fractions.
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- I love pie.
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- And after we cut them,
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I guess we'll have to eat them.
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[all cheering]
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- I think
we're gonna like it here.
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- Oh, no.
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You guys
aren't going to school here.
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- Well, what school
are we going to?
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[bell rings]
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- Welcome
to the School of Rocque.
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- I don't like this school.
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- Quiet.
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You love it!
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Because by studying here,
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You won't miss out
on rehearsal time
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And recording sessions.
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Instead of lunch break,
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The School of Rocque
has harmony breaks.
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And every field trip is to
the dance studio down the hall.
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- And you're our teacher?
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- No.
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[all cheer]
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- Guys, say "Hi" to Mr. Smitty.
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- But you all can call me
"Mr. Smitty."
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[adults laugh heartily]
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Thank you so much.
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I can take it from here.
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Okay, then.
Oh, excuse me.
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First up,
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We have probabilities...
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As in the probability
that this band will fail
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Before its first single
is ever released.
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- I don't think
we're getting pie.
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Thud!
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- Mom, I don't need
homeschooling.
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I can go to
the Palm Woods school.
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Tyler says the teacher
is really cool.
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- Hey, I'm cool.
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And this is a chance for us
to spend time together.
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In the fresh air.
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So...
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Let's start with math.
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Hmm.
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Negative integers.
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"find the absolute value of 'x'
with respect to"...
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Let's start with history,
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Where today we'll talk about...
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The Peloponnesian war?
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Hi.
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I understand you have a school
at the Palm Woods.
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- Good, then we're done.
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- Uh, no.
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What I mean is, I'd like
to enroll Katie in the school.
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- Does she work in tv?
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- S watches tv.
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- In accordance
with our A.S.P.A. mandate,
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In order to attend our school,
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A student must be a member
of the union.
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To get into the union,
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She'll have to get a job in tv,
film, or music.
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And for that, she'll need...
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A talent manager.
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Now,
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I get 15% of all her earnings.
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- 5% or we walk.
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- Deal.
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Here's a list
of open casting calls.
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If she lands a commercial,
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She gets into the school
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And daddy gets some
walkin'-around money.
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Snap!
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-The answer is, "x" equals 9.
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- You know,
I used to be in a boy band once.
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Oh,
and we thought we had it made.
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Hot songs.
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Flying business class.
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Drinking milk
straight from the carton.
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[exasperated groan]
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But let me tell you guys
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That that milk goes sour
pretty fast.
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- I never thought I'd say this,
but can we get back to math?
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- Yes, yes.
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Let's get back to math.
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So...
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If four boys are in a band
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Making $10,000,
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Their manager gets 15%,
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Their record sales plummet 80%,
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What part of their dream
is crushed?
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Anyone?
Anyone?
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Anyone?
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All of it!
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Let's turn to page 562
in our textbooks.
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- What do you guys suppose
is going on
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At the palm wood school
right now?
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- Okay, class,
your math homework tonight
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Is to play video games.
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Girls: What's our
English assignment?
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- To throw away your textbooks.
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And if you reach
into your desks,
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You'll find today's
science project, which is...
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Water fight!
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[cheers and laughter]
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- Pay attention
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To the board.
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- Did you guys just have
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The same Palm Woods school
fantasy as me?
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- Was the history assignment
bungee jumping?
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- Close enough.
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- We have got to get out of here
and into that school.
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- Follow my lead.
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- Hey, hey, hey.
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No talking.
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All eyes on the board.
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The board!
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The board!
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- Mr. Smitty,
do that again.
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- What, this?
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- Did you guys see that?
- Mm-Hmm.
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- The passion, the snap,
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You can't teach that.
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- Really?
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Well, I have to admit,
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I was pretty good.
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- Which is why
you can't give up your dream.
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I mean, sure, you may be
too old for a boy band,
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But you're perfect for u uh...
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- A man band!
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- Uh, yes.
- Yeah.
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- Which are all the rage
these days.
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Right?
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- In Germany.
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- You got a demo?
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I bet it's hot.
Yeah?
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- No, no, no.
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I flung those all
into the ocean.
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- Then we got to record you one
right now.
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- No, no, no.
We couldn't do that.
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It was a long time ago.
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I've put this all behind me.
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♪ it's the only life you got ♪
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♪ so you gotta to live it
big time ♪
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♪ rush... ♪
[thud]
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[cheers and applause]
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- That was great.
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- Oh, so good.
So good.
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- Yes!
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- They're gonna love you
in Germany.
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- Ja voll!
[giggles]
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- Here's your super hot demo.
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- Here's your briefcase.
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- Yes!
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- And here's one
travel moose.Net
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One-way ticket to Dusseldorf.
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- Oh, what can I say, fellas,
except...
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Auf wiedersehen?
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[giggles]
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Hoo!
Yeah!
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- Okay.
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Now to tell Gustavo
our teacher bailed,
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And we need to go
to the Palm Woods school and...
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[all scream]
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- Oh, of course
you can go there.
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Now that your teacher
is off to Germany,
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There's really
no other option except...
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Kelly, get them another teacher!
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Someone untrickable!
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- Man, we were so close.
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- No, you weren't.
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- "does a bear
poop in the forest?
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It does if it takes poopenusil."
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- You know, sweetie,
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I think
you have a certain quality
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That no one else here has.
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- I don't know if she's right
for a laxative commercial,
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But come back tomorrow.
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They want a cute kid
for a potato chip spot.
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- Can I fire you?
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- No, I'm your mother.
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- So...
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You didn't like
your first teacher?
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Well, I didn't like him either.
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The moment he felt the heat,
he ran for cover.
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But me?
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I'm battle-tested.
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I have a black belt,
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And I'm not afraid
to hit you with it.
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And there is nothing,
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Nothing you can say or do
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To get me to leave.
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- Here's the keys
to the Porsche out front.
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Leave now and it's yours.
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- Kelly!
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Have you seen the keys to my...
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[engine revving,
tires squealing]
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[Gustavo screaming]
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- You know
he's not gonna give up.
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- Kelly,
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A proper education
is very important to us,
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And this is a supply closet.
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- Attention, students.
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Please report
to principal Rocque's office.
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All students
to principal Rocque's office.
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- Boys, I care about you.
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I do.
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- And I would like to tell you
a story from my youth.
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My principal was a jerk.
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And I vowed that some day
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I would be a principal;
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A good one...
269
00:10:51,046 --> 00:10:52,814
Fair,
270
00:10:52,882 --> 00:10:54,749
Pleasant...
271
00:10:54,817 --> 00:10:56,184
- But you're
none of those things.
272
00:10:56,252 --> 00:10:58,720
- Hey!
Things don't always work out!
273
00:10:58,787 --> 00:11:00,054
Bottom line is,
274
00:11:00,122 --> 00:11:02,390
You boys are staying
in the School of Rocque.
275
00:11:02,458 --> 00:11:04,526
End of story.
276
00:11:04,593 --> 00:11:05,827
- But, Gustavo...
277
00:11:05,895 --> 00:11:06,961
[tapping]
278
00:11:07,029 --> 00:11:08,429
Principal Rocque.
279
00:11:08,497 --> 00:11:09,531
It's just,
280
00:11:09,598 --> 00:11:11,065
This school
isn't meeting our social
281
00:11:11,133 --> 00:11:12,467
And educational needs.
282
00:11:12,535 --> 00:11:14,002
We need to go somewhere
that actually feels
283
00:11:14,069 --> 00:11:15,103
Like a real school.
284
00:11:15,170 --> 00:11:16,804
- With girls.
- And field trips.
285
00:11:16,872 --> 00:11:18,106
- And pie!
286
00:11:18,173 --> 00:11:20,975
- You go to my school;
you play by my rules.
287
00:11:21,043 --> 00:11:24,178
And I will find a teacher
that will enforce those rules.
288
00:11:24,246 --> 00:11:28,082
A w.W.E. Superstar
super teacher!
289
00:11:28,150 --> 00:11:29,450
- [laughs]
290
00:11:29,518 --> 00:11:30,652
Who are you gonna get?
291
00:11:30,719 --> 00:11:32,587
Chris "the masterpiece" masters?
292
00:11:32,655 --> 00:11:34,759
[laughs]
293
00:11:37,826 --> 00:11:42,230
- [screaming]
294
00:11:42,298 --> 00:11:44,232
- I did not see this coming.
295
00:11:52,528 --> 00:11:55,263
- Okay, class,
let's get started.
296
00:11:55,331 --> 00:11:56,664
- Is that really Chris masters?
297
00:11:56,732 --> 00:11:58,566
- That's right.
298
00:11:58,634 --> 00:12:00,301
W.W.E. Champion
299
00:12:00,369 --> 00:12:02,504
And the only
certified A.S.P.A. Teacher
300
00:12:02,571 --> 00:12:04,506
Trained to use the master lock.
301
00:12:04,573 --> 00:12:05,773
- That's right.
302
00:12:05,841 --> 00:12:07,609
And I believe
that the key to a sound mind
303
00:12:07,676 --> 00:12:08,943
Is a healthy body.
304
00:12:09,044 --> 00:12:10,979
So throw your books away.
305
00:12:11,046 --> 00:12:13,681
Throw your books away.
306
00:12:13,749 --> 00:12:14,916
All right.
307
00:12:14,984 --> 00:12:15,984
Now I want you guys
to lift your desks.
308
00:12:16,051 --> 00:12:17,051
- Excuse me?
309
00:12:17,119 --> 00:12:19,954
- Lift your desks!
310
00:12:20,022 --> 00:12:21,856
Now give me 500 desk presses!
311
00:12:21,924 --> 00:12:22,857
Count them out!
312
00:12:22,925 --> 00:12:23,958
All: [grunting]
313
00:12:24,026 --> 00:12:25,026
One...
314
00:12:25,094 --> 00:12:26,161
Two...
- Up!
315
00:12:26,228 --> 00:12:27,195
All: Three...
- Up!
316
00:12:27,263 --> 00:12:29,664
All: Four...
[screaming]
317
00:12:36,705 --> 00:12:38,907
- I can't take another day
at the School of Rocque.
318
00:12:38,974 --> 00:12:40,675
- I can't move my arms.
319
00:12:40,743 --> 00:12:42,043
- Hey, guys!
High five!
320
00:12:42,111 --> 00:12:43,711
[all moan]
321
00:12:43,779 --> 00:12:45,947
- Tyler,
what are you so excited about?
322
00:12:46,015 --> 00:12:51,553
- Miss Collins says we're
having class outside today!
323
00:12:51,620 --> 00:12:53,888
All: Class outside...
324
00:12:56,525 --> 00:12:58,760
- All right, class,
it's time for geography,
325
00:12:58,827 --> 00:13:01,529
And you know what that means.
326
00:13:01,597 --> 00:13:03,131
Have fun!
327
00:13:03,199 --> 00:13:06,067
[all cheering]
328
00:13:15,277 --> 00:13:16,778
Girls: Come o
329
00:13:16,845 --> 00:13:18,613
Come on!
330
00:13:18,681 --> 00:13:20,748
Co on!
331
00:13:20,816 --> 00:13:22,283
- Come on!
332
00:13:22,351 --> 00:13:24,152
You're gonna be late for school.
333
00:13:24,220 --> 00:13:26,020
- Mine had globe beach balls.
334
00:13:26,088 --> 00:13:27,488
- Mine had pool pie.
335
00:13:27,556 --> 00:13:29,324
- Mine had
a low student-teacher ratio.
336
00:13:29,391 --> 00:13:32,393
- But how are we gonna get rid
of Mr. Masterpiece?
337
00:13:32,461 --> 00:13:34,929
- My mom packed us corn chowder
for lunch today, right?
338
00:13:38,867 --> 00:13:39,834
- Katie Knight?
339
00:13:39,902 --> 00:13:42,937
Katie Knight is next.
340
00:13:43,005 --> 00:13:45,540
- We are going to get you into
that Palm Woods school today.
341
00:13:45,608 --> 00:13:47,308
So just go and be yourself.
342
00:13:47,376 --> 00:13:48,543
No, wait!
Don't be yourself.
343
00:13:48,611 --> 00:13:51,212
Be an angel who listens
and is polite.
344
00:13:53,882 --> 00:13:54,983
- Okay, Katie,
345
00:13:55,050 --> 00:13:56,251
Hold up the bag of chips;
346
00:13:56,318 --> 00:13:58,853
Look into the camera.
347
00:13:58,921 --> 00:14:01,322
- When you hear the crunch,
it's a chip.
348
00:14:01,390 --> 00:14:05,326
But when you smell the crunch,
it's o'chippigans.
349
00:14:05,394 --> 00:14:08,796
And when you smell garbage,
it's this commercial.
350
00:14:08,864 --> 00:14:10,164
- Excuse me?
351
00:14:10,232 --> 00:14:11,633
- This stuff is nothing
but a heart attack
352
00:14:11,700 --> 00:14:13,101
That goes good with dip.
353
00:14:13,168 --> 00:14:15,270
I'd be better off
stepping in front of a bus...
354
00:14:15,337 --> 00:14:18,139
Of lard.
355
00:14:18,240 --> 00:14:21,376
- Katie!
356
00:14:21,443 --> 00:14:23,845
- Now let me jot down something
357
00:14:23,912 --> 00:14:26,047
On how fitness and body oil
358
00:14:26,115 --> 00:14:28,349
Helps build
a strong immune system.
359
00:14:40,429 --> 00:14:43,164
- [retching]
360
00:14:43,232 --> 00:14:44,666
- Whoa. Whoa.
361
00:14:44,733 --> 00:14:45,733
Whoa. Whoa.
362
00:14:45,801 --> 00:14:48,069
- Awesome: Chunky vomit!
363
00:14:48,137 --> 00:14:49,837
- Hey, don't touch that.
364
00:14:49,905 --> 00:14:51,239
Don't touch that.
365
00:14:51,307 --> 00:14:53,574
Germs!
366
00:14:53,642 --> 00:14:56,277
- Oh, good!
- No.
367
00:14:56,345 --> 00:14:59,213
[all laughing
and shouting indistinctly]
368
00:14:59,281 --> 00:15:01,382
- [screams]
369
00:15:05,554 --> 00:15:07,989
- Those kids are animals!
370
00:15:14,730 --> 00:15:16,264
Thud!
371
00:15:16,332 --> 00:15:19,434
- The A.S.P.A.
Official school registry?
372
00:15:19,501 --> 00:15:23,004
- And it's filled with
every A.S.P.A.-Licensed teacher
373
00:15:23,072 --> 00:15:26,274
That I can and will call.
374
00:15:26,342 --> 00:15:27,709
Every time you chase one off,
375
00:15:27,776 --> 00:15:31,546
I have 10,000
waiting in the wings.
376
00:15:31,613 --> 00:15:33,247
- Whoa!
Thud!
377
00:15:33,315 --> 00:15:35,516
- It's a big book, guys.
378
00:15:35,584 --> 00:15:37,485
Your next teacher
will be here in 30 minutes.
379
00:15:37,553 --> 00:15:40,822
- You play by my rules.
380
00:15:40,889 --> 00:15:42,156
I win!
381
00:15:42,224 --> 00:15:44,759
I'm going to laugh
and leave victorious now.
382
00:15:44,827 --> 00:15:47,995
[laughs maniacally]
383
00:15:53,302 --> 00:15:55,803
- Well, I guess we can kiss
the Palm Woods school good-bye.
384
00:15:55,871 --> 00:15:57,038
- Maybe not.
385
00:15:57,106 --> 00:15:58,606
This isn't just
a list of teachers.
386
00:15:58,674 --> 00:16:01,609
It also has the rules every
A.S.P.A. School needs to follow.
387
00:16:01,677 --> 00:16:05,079
- I smell brain.
388
00:16:05,147 --> 00:16:07,582
- Okay, according to this,
we're entitled to hot lunches,
389
00:16:07,649 --> 00:16:10,284
Outdoor breaks, and
interscholastic sports programs.
390
00:16:10,352 --> 00:16:11,486
- We didn't get any of that.
391
00:16:11,553 --> 00:16:12,787
- Exactly.
392
00:16:12,855 --> 00:16:15,022
So if Gustavo
wants to have a school here...
393
00:16:15,090 --> 00:16:17,091
- He's got to play
by these rules.
394
00:16:17,159 --> 00:16:18,326
- I smell plan.
395
00:16:22,398 --> 00:16:23,564
- Kelly!
396
00:16:23,632 --> 00:16:25,700
Which tie makes me look
more principally?
397
00:16:25,768 --> 00:16:27,201
- The ugly one.
398
00:16:37,246 --> 00:16:38,479
- Oh, hey, principal Rocque.
399
00:16:43,752 --> 00:16:44,685
- Hey!
400
00:16:44,753 --> 00:16:46,020
I hope there's a good reason
401
00:16:46,088 --> 00:16:49,123
My control room is filled
with your sweaty socks!
402
00:16:49,191 --> 00:16:52,193
- Well, A.S.P.A. Rule 209
403
00:16:52,261 --> 00:16:54,896
States that all students
must have adequate storage
404
00:16:54,963 --> 00:16:56,397
For personal belongings.
405
00:16:56,465 --> 00:16:59,567
- Which the School of Rocque
hasn't provided.
406
00:16:59,635 --> 00:17:01,102
- Oh, I don't like the sound
of this.
407
00:17:14,750 --> 00:17:15,917
- Hey!
408
00:17:15,984 --> 00:17:18,453
That shelf is for my awards!
409
00:17:18,520 --> 00:17:19,921
- You wouldn't
want to be in violation
410
00:17:19,988 --> 00:17:22,089
Of A.S.P.A. Rules, would you?
411
00:17:22,157 --> 00:17:26,427
- You could lose your business.
412
00:17:26,495 --> 00:17:28,729
- They're right.
413
00:17:28,797 --> 00:17:31,332
- Find a place for the dogs
to keep their smelly stuff,
414
00:17:31,400 --> 00:17:34,168
Which is not in my office!
415
00:17:34,236 --> 00:17:36,070
And where's your teacher?
416
00:17:36,138 --> 00:17:38,005
- Yeah, we told him
A.S.P.A. Ensures teachers
417
00:17:38,073 --> 00:17:39,273
Five paid sick days
418
00:17:39,341 --> 00:17:40,908
And two personal days a year.
419
00:17:40,976 --> 00:17:45,246
- Whoo-hoo!
420
00:17:45,347 --> 00:17:47,615
So long, suckers!
421
00:17:47,683 --> 00:17:49,584
[laughs]
422
00:17:49,651 --> 00:17:51,319
- Sounds like a personal day
to me.
423
00:17:51,386 --> 00:17:53,154
- [whimpers]
424
00:17:56,091 --> 00:17:57,558
- "all laundry detergents
fight stains.
425
00:17:57,626 --> 00:17:59,927
But for suds-o, it's personal."
426
00:17:59,995 --> 00:18:00,895
I'm not saying this.
427
00:18:00,963 --> 00:18:02,330
- Say it.
428
00:18:02,397 --> 00:18:05,266
We need to get you
into the Palm Woods school.
429
00:18:05,334 --> 00:18:06,868
- Why would they cast her?
430
00:18:06,935 --> 00:18:09,270
She couldn't sell bacon
to a dog.
431
00:18:09,338 --> 00:18:11,072
- What if I kick your bacon?
432
00:18:11,139 --> 00:18:13,541
- Don't stoop to his level,
honey.
433
00:18:13,609 --> 00:18:14,709
Kids.
434
00:18:14,776 --> 00:18:17,111
- Well, I think
she's just adorable,
435
00:18:17,179 --> 00:18:18,446
The way she thinks
she has a chance
436
00:18:18,514 --> 00:18:20,748
Against my Elliot.
437
00:18:20,816 --> 00:18:24,285
I mean, look at her.
438
00:18:24,353 --> 00:18:25,753
- Oh, it's on!
439
00:18:25,821 --> 00:18:28,623
- [growls]
440
00:18:28,690 --> 00:18:30,324
- Your mom is a freak!
441
00:18:30,392 --> 00:18:32,159
- [grunts]
442
00:18:32,227 --> 00:18:33,694
Pile driver!
443
00:18:33,762 --> 00:18:35,096
Thud!
444
00:18:35,163 --> 00:18:37,365
[all grunting]
445
00:18:37,432 --> 00:18:39,200
Take it back!
- Uncle!
446
00:18:39,268 --> 00:18:41,102
- Okay, next up
is Katie Knight.
447
00:18:41,169 --> 00:18:44,071
Katie?
448
00:18:44,139 --> 00:18:46,340
[grunting stops abruptly]
449
00:18:46,408 --> 00:18:49,377
- She's not getting the part,
is she?
450
00:18:51,113 --> 00:18:52,380
- Keep looking!
451
00:18:52,447 --> 00:18:53,414
There's got to be something
in this book
452
00:18:53,482 --> 00:18:54,715
That will make me win.
453
00:18:54,783 --> 00:18:56,083
- I'm reading through it
for the fourth time!
454
00:18:56,151 --> 00:18:57,451
- Read harder!
455
00:18:57,519 --> 00:18:59,186
- Just let them go to school
at the Palm Woods.
456
00:18:59,254 --> 00:19:01,022
- The day I let them beat me
is the day I...
457
00:19:01,089 --> 00:19:02,056
Is that a goat?
458
00:19:02,124 --> 00:19:03,558
- [bleats]
459
00:19:03,625 --> 00:19:04,825
[bleating continues]
460
00:19:04,893 --> 00:19:06,894
- Every A.S.P.A. School
461
00:19:06,962 --> 00:19:10,598
Has the right
to a school mascot.
462
00:19:10,666 --> 00:19:14,936
[basketball horn blows]
463
00:19:15,003 --> 00:19:17,605
- You are familiar
with A.S.P.A.'s stance
464
00:19:17,673 --> 00:19:19,440
On interscholastic athletics,
right?
465
00:19:19,508 --> 00:19:20,441
- Huh?
466
00:19:20,509 --> 00:19:21,742
- Did you see our goat?
467
00:19:21,810 --> 00:19:22,910
- [bleats]
468
00:19:22,978 --> 00:19:24,145
We call him Gus.
469
00:19:24,212 --> 00:19:25,246
Gus Tavo.
470
00:19:25,314 --> 00:19:26,213
Get it?
471
00:19:26,315 --> 00:19:28,015
[buzzing]
472
00:19:28,083 --> 00:19:29,483
Crowd: Win, tigers, win!
473
00:19:29,551 --> 00:19:31,285
Win, tigers, win!
474
00:19:31,353 --> 00:19:32,787
Win, tigers, win!
475
00:19:32,854 --> 00:19:34,655
Win, tigers, win!
476
00:19:34,723 --> 00:19:36,691
Win, tigers, win!
477
00:19:36,758 --> 00:19:38,459
Win, tigers, win!
478
00:19:38,527 --> 00:19:40,161
Win, tigers, win!
- [bleats]
479
00:19:40,228 --> 00:19:42,363
Win, tigers, win!
480
00:19:42,431 --> 00:19:45,566
- We're playing
the cast of hopeless housewives.
481
00:19:45,634 --> 00:19:47,401
- Oh, don't be fooled
by the score.
482
00:19:47,469 --> 00:19:48,302
We're playing great.
483
00:19:48,370 --> 00:19:49,837
- [whistle blows]
484
00:19:49,905 --> 00:19:51,072
- [yelps]
485
00:19:51,139 --> 00:19:53,741
[cheers and applause]
486
00:19:53,809 --> 00:19:55,009
- Go, goats!
487
00:19:55,077 --> 00:19:56,243
Whoo-hoo!
488
00:19:56,311 --> 00:19:57,578
- Hey!
489
00:19:57,646 --> 00:20:01,248
- Hey, if you can't beat them,
join them.
490
00:20:01,316 --> 00:20:03,551
[whistle blows]
491
00:20:03,619 --> 00:20:04,819
- Get out of my studio!
492
00:20:04,886 --> 00:20:05,853
Get out!
Come on!
493
00:20:05,921 --> 00:20:08,723
Get out...
- oh, I'm in.
494
00:20:08,790 --> 00:20:10,391
- [screams]
495
00:20:10,459 --> 00:20:12,026
[scuffling]
496
00:20:12,094 --> 00:20:13,661
- Come on, come on.
497
00:20:13,729 --> 00:20:15,396
- Oh, James!
James!
498
00:20:15,464 --> 00:20:17,898
[indistinct cheering]
499
00:20:17,966 --> 00:20:19,200
[buzzer]
500
00:20:19,267 --> 00:20:21,102
[loud percussive crash]
501
00:20:21,169 --> 00:20:23,504
- [screams]
502
00:20:23,572 --> 00:20:28,275
[cheers and applause]
503
00:20:28,377 --> 00:20:30,144
- Sorry, Gustavo.
504
00:20:30,212 --> 00:20:32,113
We'll get 'em next time.
505
00:20:32,180 --> 00:20:33,514
- Principal's office.
506
00:20:33,582 --> 00:20:34,915
Now!
507
00:20:37,319 --> 00:20:39,553
I am the principal
of the school.
508
00:20:39,621 --> 00:20:41,589
And I do not give in to demands
509
00:20:41,657 --> 00:20:45,993
And hooliganistic tactics
don't scare me.
510
00:20:46,094 --> 00:20:47,261
Sabotage?
511
00:20:47,329 --> 00:20:49,196
Shmoobotage.
512
00:20:49,264 --> 00:20:50,197
You
513
00:20:50,265 --> 00:20:51,332
Cannot
514
00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:53,601
Beat me!
515
00:20:53,669 --> 00:20:56,303
Now, what you've done here
can not
516
00:20:56,371 --> 00:20:58,806
And will not go unpunished.
517
00:20:58,874 --> 00:21:01,542
Which is why I hereby
518
00:21:01,610 --> 00:21:03,177
Expel you!
519
00:21:03,245 --> 00:21:04,512
- What?
520
00:21:04,579 --> 00:21:05,479
What does that mean?
521
00:21:05,547 --> 00:21:07,014
- It means...
522
00:21:07,082 --> 00:21:10,518
You are hereby kicked out
of the School of Rocque!
523
00:21:10,585 --> 00:21:13,621
Now get out.
524
00:21:13,689 --> 00:21:14,822
Go on.
525
00:21:14,890 --> 00:21:16,223
- I guess...
[clears throat]
526
00:21:16,291 --> 00:21:18,726
- Move it!
527
00:21:18,794 --> 00:21:21,362
[groans]
528
00:21:21,430 --> 00:21:22,863
It wasn't easy,
529
00:21:22,931 --> 00:21:24,765
But they needed
to be disciplined.
530
00:21:24,833 --> 00:21:26,267
- So from now on,
I'll pick the guys up
531
00:21:26,334 --> 00:21:27,334
From the Palm Woods school
532
00:21:27,402 --> 00:21:28,936
And bring them here by 12:30.
533
00:21:29,004 --> 00:21:30,237
- Yep.
534
00:21:30,305 --> 00:21:33,441
[guys hooting and hollering]
535
00:21:36,078 --> 00:21:37,445
- Kids don't always get along,
536
00:21:37,512 --> 00:21:39,013
But they do always get dirty.
537
00:21:39,081 --> 00:21:41,415
So if yours are mud-magnets
like mine,
538
00:21:41,483 --> 00:21:43,918
Be sure to use
suds-o laundry detergent.
539
00:21:43,985 --> 00:21:48,622
The only detergent
that knocks out stains.
540
00:21:48,690 --> 00:21:49,757
- Nice job.
541
00:21:49,825 --> 00:21:53,427
- I am loving this town.
542
00:21:53,495 --> 00:21:55,396
- So am I.
543
00:22:00,535 --> 00:22:01,602
- Okay.
544
00:22:01,670 --> 00:22:06,373
Time to do school,
Palm Woods style.
545
00:22:06,441 --> 00:22:10,144
- Hello, ladies.
546
00:22:10,212 --> 00:22:12,480
- Okay, class,
let's start with science.
547
00:22:12,547 --> 00:22:15,683
Where we're gonna talk about
water displacement.
548
00:22:15,751 --> 00:22:18,586
[guys all screaming
and shouting]
549
00:22:24,259 --> 00:22:28,095
[shouting continues]
550
00:22:36,138 --> 00:22:37,872
- This school was much more fun
in our fantasies,
551
00:22:37,939 --> 00:22:38,806
Wasn't it?
552
00:22:38,907 --> 00:22:40,875
All: Yep.
553
00:22:42,133 --> 00:22:44,933
Sync and correct by dr.jackson
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