1 00:00:27,944 --> 00:00:29,111 Yeah 2 00:00:31,781 --> 00:00:33,490 It's a cIassic, baby 3 00:00:35,952 --> 00:00:39,288 I've been all over the worId But you know 4 00:00:40,790 --> 00:00:43,250 ToId ya There's nothing I wouIdn't do for ya 5 00:00:43,334 --> 00:00:47,046 I hope you don't mind that I show ya I want the whoIe world to know ya 6 00:00:47,130 --> 00:00:50,883 'Cause wakin' up here in the mornin' got me movin' soon as I'm yawnin' 7 00:00:50,967 --> 00:00:54,887 I'm ready to rise and grind and shine for sociaIizin', enterprisin' 8 00:00:54,971 --> 00:00:58,348 On my mind is glory So somebody tell my story 9 00:00:58,475 --> 00:01:02,352 You peopIe might think that it's borin' But don't you ignore me 10 00:01:02,479 --> 00:01:05,981 You treated me oh, so well In particuIar the ATL 11 00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:09,735 And whenever you wanna see me Hey, it's easy, you can meet me 12 00:01:09,819 --> 00:01:11,695 I'm on FIeet Street, come on 13 00:01:28,880 --> 00:01:30,839 (TlRES SCREECHlNG) 14 00:01:31,341 --> 00:01:32,841 (SlREN WAlLlNG) 15 00:01:33,051 --> 00:01:34,510 (ON SPEAKER) FBI! Pull over, now! 16 00:01:36,930 --> 00:01:38,347 You want to go? 17 00:01:39,682 --> 00:01:43,102 No! You will not get your mail till l get to your house. 18 00:01:44,521 --> 00:01:46,063 Don't make me use the PIT maneuver. 19 00:01:46,189 --> 00:01:48,690 l will get to your house when l get to your house! 20 00:01:50,860 --> 00:01:52,194 (SCREAMlNG) 21 00:01:57,367 --> 00:01:58,534 Get out of the truck. 22 00:01:59,702 --> 00:02:01,370 Put your hands in the air. 23 00:02:01,454 --> 00:02:04,081 What is wrong with you? You could've stopped back there. 24 00:02:04,207 --> 00:02:05,874 You made me have to chase you, man. 25 00:02:05,959 --> 00:02:08,460 Please, God, let someone be taping this in the bushes. 26 00:02:08,795 --> 00:02:10,087 -Just give me what l want. -Whoa, whoa. 27 00:02:10,213 --> 00:02:13,298 That's a federal offense, all right? Only the mailman touches the mail. 28 00:02:13,383 --> 00:02:15,259 You do realize l'm packing, don't you? 29 00:02:15,385 --> 00:02:16,593 -(EXCLAlMS) -Yeah. 30 00:02:16,719 --> 00:02:18,387 l could pop one in your ass! 31 00:02:18,721 --> 00:02:20,514 Okay. All right, all right. Just relax. 32 00:02:20,598 --> 00:02:23,559 -Do l gotta pop one? -Chill-ax. Okay? 33 00:02:23,643 --> 00:02:26,103 l got your mail right here. 34 00:02:27,564 --> 00:02:31,066 Okay. Capital One credit card with no introductory interest rate. 35 00:02:31,484 --> 00:02:33,735 -No. No. -Okay. Fair enough. 36 00:02:34,612 --> 00:02:36,780 Steam Clean Carpet Service. 37 00:02:37,157 --> 00:02:39,116 -No. -Okay, true dat, true dat. 38 00:02:40,076 --> 00:02:42,119 Duke University! Boo-ya! 39 00:02:42,245 --> 00:02:43,745 (LAUGHS) 40 00:02:44,247 --> 00:02:46,081 Come here! Come here! 41 00:02:46,166 --> 00:02:48,000 -(SCREAMlNG) -Come here! 42 00:02:49,586 --> 00:02:52,754 Come here! Come here! l'm warning you. 43 00:03:01,472 --> 00:03:03,182 l know it's college decision day, 44 00:03:03,266 --> 00:03:05,225 but you win the crazy parent award! 45 00:03:05,310 --> 00:03:07,019 Thick. Thick, thick. 46 00:03:07,854 --> 00:03:11,273 My boy got in. My boy got in! 47 00:03:11,941 --> 00:03:13,358 Thank you. 48 00:03:14,110 --> 00:03:15,110 Hey! 49 00:03:15,445 --> 00:03:17,821 Don't be surprised when l lose your tax refund! 50 00:03:17,947 --> 00:03:19,781 (TOOTlNG CAR HORN) 51 00:03:20,366 --> 00:03:21,783 Hey! Trent! 52 00:03:25,830 --> 00:03:26,997 Trent! 53 00:03:32,378 --> 00:03:33,795 You up there? 54 00:03:35,632 --> 00:03:37,633 Whoo! Trent, you're on your way. 55 00:03:39,052 --> 00:03:40,802 (DlALlNG MOBlLE PHONE) 56 00:03:41,804 --> 00:03:43,847 -MALE RECEPTlONlST: Desert Retreat. -Hi. 57 00:03:43,973 --> 00:03:46,558 l need to speak to my wife, Sherrie. 58 00:03:46,643 --> 00:03:48,685 I'm sorry, no phone caIIs aIIowed. 59 00:03:48,811 --> 00:03:51,855 Yeah, well, l know no phone calls allowed, 60 00:03:52,649 --> 00:03:55,442 but, you see, it's an emergency. Our son just got accepted... 61 00:03:55,526 --> 00:03:58,695 Sir, your wife is in complete isolation for the next 72 hours. 62 00:03:58,821 --> 00:04:01,990 Come on. lt's a mind-body retreat. 63 00:04:02,075 --> 00:04:03,492 lt's not Area 51 . 64 00:04:03,576 --> 00:04:05,494 Uh-oh! Please take a soothing breath with me. 65 00:04:05,578 --> 00:04:09,039 No, l will not take a soothing breath with you. 66 00:04:09,165 --> 00:04:10,916 -Namaste. -But l can come down there 67 00:04:11,000 --> 00:04:12,584 and snatch that ponytail off your head. 68 00:04:12,669 --> 00:04:13,794 -Namaste. -(MOBlLE PHONE RlNGlNG) 69 00:04:13,878 --> 00:04:15,003 (STAMMERS) 70 00:04:17,840 --> 00:04:19,841 (lN SlNG-SONG) Duke University. 71 00:04:20,051 --> 00:04:22,052 CANETTl: What? Malcolm? 72 00:04:22,345 --> 00:04:25,013 -Speaking. -lt's Jason Bourne. 73 00:04:25,723 --> 00:04:28,100 I toId you, we don't use code names. 74 00:04:28,184 --> 00:04:30,727 You take all the fun away, Chocolate Thunder, you know that? 75 00:04:30,853 --> 00:04:32,521 All right. What do you want, Nicky? 76 00:04:34,357 --> 00:04:36,400 The exchange is tonight, 1 1 :00 p.m. 77 00:04:37,735 --> 00:04:40,362 -You got what they want? -Yeah, as Iong as you got what I want. 78 00:04:40,697 --> 00:04:43,365 And listen, l'm thinking now Bali. 79 00:04:43,700 --> 00:04:48,245 Well, you know, there's no witness protection program in Bali. 80 00:04:48,371 --> 00:04:50,539 But don't worry, we're gonna take care of you. 81 00:04:50,915 --> 00:04:55,294 All right, then Mexico. But not Cabo! lt's gotten way too touristy. 82 00:04:55,378 --> 00:04:56,878 (MOBlLE PHONE RlNGlNG) 83 00:04:57,213 --> 00:04:58,880 Hello? Chocolate? 84 00:04:59,048 --> 00:05:00,757 (CROWD CHEERlNG ON PHONE) 85 00:05:00,883 --> 00:05:02,718 -Trent! -Hey, MaIcoIm. 86 00:05:02,885 --> 00:05:05,178 -Where are you? -I'm, uh... I'm at the Iibrary. 87 00:05:05,263 --> 00:05:06,722 -Library. -Yeah. 88 00:05:06,806 --> 00:05:09,057 -But it's noisy. -It's Book Appreciation Day. 89 00:05:09,434 --> 00:05:12,144 But look. Trent, we need to talk, all right? 90 00:05:12,228 --> 00:05:15,439 So, come home soon. We got to talk. 91 00:05:15,565 --> 00:05:17,316 -Uh, I'm Iosing you. -All right. 92 00:05:21,654 --> 00:05:22,779 (HlP-HOP BEAT PLAYlNG) 93 00:05:22,905 --> 00:05:24,281 CROWD: Yeah! 94 00:05:24,407 --> 00:05:26,408 (RAPPING) I'm a lyrical miracle 95 00:05:26,492 --> 00:05:27,951 -ALL: Hey! -Baby! 96 00:05:28,077 --> 00:05:29,828 Quick-witted, better get with it, stay sick with it 97 00:05:29,912 --> 00:05:32,456 They saying I'm a IyricaI miracIe 98 00:05:32,582 --> 00:05:34,041 -Hey! -Baby 99 00:05:34,125 --> 00:05:37,127 I'm automatic, a rap fanatic Let me do my thing 100 00:05:37,253 --> 00:05:39,963 This is how I do it FIuid, every time I ride by 101 00:05:40,089 --> 00:05:43,216 I'm so incredible They're forgettabIe, bye-bye 102 00:05:43,301 --> 00:05:45,969 You know my name If you didn't hear it, then here it go 103 00:05:46,095 --> 00:05:49,056 I be that IyricaI miracIe with the witty flow 104 00:05:49,140 --> 00:05:52,142 Looking at that shorty, she's a cutie What's your name? 105 00:05:52,268 --> 00:05:55,395 Baby, you shouId caII me I can scoop you and we can hang 106 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:57,689 Okay, if not, then I ain't twisting your arm 107 00:05:57,774 --> 00:06:00,942 But don't be trying to hoIIer at me when you're singing aIong 108 00:06:01,027 --> 00:06:03,236 I'm a IyricaI miracIe 109 00:06:03,321 --> 00:06:04,613 -Hey! -Baby 110 00:06:04,697 --> 00:06:06,448 Quick-witted, better get with it, stay sick with it 111 00:06:06,532 --> 00:06:09,117 They saying I'm a IyricaI miracIe 112 00:06:09,202 --> 00:06:10,660 -Hey! -Baby 113 00:06:10,787 --> 00:06:13,372 I'm automatic, a rap fanatic Let me do my thing 114 00:06:13,623 --> 00:06:14,956 (MUSlC STOPS) 115 00:06:17,460 --> 00:06:19,795 (CROWD MURMURlNG lN DlSAPPOlNTMENT) 116 00:06:22,632 --> 00:06:25,509 Hey, y'all, the Prodi-G's a little parched. 117 00:06:25,635 --> 00:06:27,427 l'll be back for a second set, a'ight? 118 00:06:27,512 --> 00:06:29,304 (CROWD GRUMBLlNG) 119 00:06:31,724 --> 00:06:33,558 -Library? -How'd you find me? 120 00:06:33,643 --> 00:06:35,060 The Bureau tracked your phone. 121 00:06:36,145 --> 00:06:37,687 Thank God my dad's an orthodontist. 122 00:06:37,814 --> 00:06:40,482 For real. That's some Nazi Germany shnizzle. 123 00:06:40,566 --> 00:06:42,401 -Let's talk, now. -Uh-uh. 124 00:06:42,485 --> 00:06:44,277 Scratch and Rembrandt are my family. 125 00:06:44,362 --> 00:06:47,155 Whatever you got to say, you can say in front of them. 126 00:06:47,323 --> 00:06:49,491 -(SCOFFS) Oh, family. -Mmm-hmm. 127 00:06:49,575 --> 00:06:53,245 Ah. All right, well, in my family, we give out ass-whuppins. 128 00:06:53,579 --> 00:06:57,833 And right now, l'm looking at a lot of fresh, unwhupped ass! 129 00:06:58,418 --> 00:07:00,710 Yeah. A little... (GRUNTS) This little... 130 00:07:01,754 --> 00:07:03,547 You have a great day, Mr. Turner! 131 00:07:03,673 --> 00:07:06,133 Hey, Trent, we love you, but l ain't with no ass-whuppin'. 132 00:07:06,217 --> 00:07:09,219 -Yo, hold it down. Sell some CDs! -Okay. 133 00:07:10,012 --> 00:07:12,139 -Why'd you embarrass me like that? -l'm embarrassing you? 134 00:07:12,223 --> 00:07:14,516 -Trent, you got a lot to learn. -Come on, Malcolm. 135 00:07:15,226 --> 00:07:18,270 You know, it wouldn't hurt to call me "Dad" every once in a while. 136 00:07:25,695 --> 00:07:29,865 All right, let's rewind. This should be a happy day. All right? 137 00:07:30,366 --> 00:07:32,617 Yeah, but l ain't the one who brought the rain. 138 00:07:32,702 --> 00:07:34,244 Some great news came in. 139 00:07:34,537 --> 00:07:35,912 l know. They called me. 140 00:07:36,539 --> 00:07:38,915 Yeah, l'm just like, wait till they hear my new stuff. 141 00:07:39,041 --> 00:07:41,418 Right? l'm talking about fire, man! 142 00:07:41,544 --> 00:07:43,587 New stuff? What are you talking about? 143 00:07:44,088 --> 00:07:45,755 Wait. What are you talking about? 144 00:07:45,882 --> 00:07:47,299 l'm talking about Duke! 145 00:07:47,925 --> 00:07:50,051 Oh. No, look, forget college, man. 146 00:07:50,136 --> 00:07:52,471 So check this out. This promoter got a hold of my mix tape. 147 00:07:52,555 --> 00:07:55,056 The Achievement, Volume One. Right? 148 00:07:55,308 --> 00:07:58,894 So, he's putting together this tour of young MCs in the fall and the winter 149 00:07:58,978 --> 00:08:02,898 called The Freshman Class, right? Entire East Coast and Cincinnati! 150 00:08:03,232 --> 00:08:06,985 Trent. People don't go to Cincinnati. They leave Cincinnati. 151 00:08:08,070 --> 00:08:09,571 The only catch is 152 00:08:10,323 --> 00:08:14,075 (SlGHS) l'm not 1 8 yet, so l'm gonna need you to sign this contract. 153 00:08:14,410 --> 00:08:15,911 Because the Prodi-G is still a minor. 154 00:08:15,995 --> 00:08:18,330 -ln age only. -Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. 155 00:08:18,664 --> 00:08:21,583 You got into Duke today. You're a Blue Devil now! 156 00:08:21,792 --> 00:08:23,919 -So? -So that's your dream! 157 00:08:24,253 --> 00:08:25,670 No, that's your dream. 158 00:08:25,755 --> 00:08:28,757 l ain't going to no lame college when l can be on the road, making money! 159 00:08:28,966 --> 00:08:31,134 l ain't signing that contract. 160 00:08:31,802 --> 00:08:33,178 You gotta give it a rest. 161 00:08:33,262 --> 00:08:36,014 l'm just saying, this is my big break, man! 162 00:08:36,098 --> 00:08:38,475 And if l don't have the contract signed in five days, 163 00:08:38,601 --> 00:08:42,103 they're gonna have some wack ringtone rapper from St. Louis. 164 00:08:42,813 --> 00:08:46,608 Trent, you have the rest of your life to go on the road. 165 00:08:47,109 --> 00:08:48,818 But for these next four years... 166 00:08:48,945 --> 00:08:50,320 Four years? 167 00:08:50,446 --> 00:08:52,531 (LAUGHS) You're joking, right? You're joking. 168 00:08:52,615 --> 00:08:55,158 Like, you know how long that is in hip-hop years? 169 00:08:55,284 --> 00:08:58,036 Aw, come on, Malcolm, look at this. Look. 170 00:08:58,120 --> 00:09:02,874 lt's a blueprint for a house of success. All built on a strong, strong flow. 171 00:09:04,168 --> 00:09:05,835 -A strong flow. -Yeah. 172 00:09:06,671 --> 00:09:08,588 Well, you need an education. 173 00:09:08,673 --> 00:09:11,091 What are you gonna do when that flow dries up? 174 00:09:11,175 --> 00:09:13,635 l'll just transition into acting. 175 00:09:14,637 --> 00:09:17,389 Oh, man. Every time you open your mouth, 176 00:09:17,807 --> 00:09:21,476 you prove to me just how important an education really is. 177 00:09:22,478 --> 00:09:26,022 You're lucky your mother's not here to hear you talk that crazy talk. 178 00:09:26,148 --> 00:09:30,193 Oh, Mom. Let's call Mom. She'll let me. Let's ring Mom up. 179 00:09:30,319 --> 00:09:33,989 Go ahead, call her. When you tell her that you want to throw away college, 180 00:09:34,156 --> 00:09:36,992 she's probably gonna bust that little vein in her forehead. 181 00:09:37,076 --> 00:09:38,368 lt's gonna pop! 182 00:09:38,494 --> 00:09:39,995 Yeah... (lMlTATlNG POPPlNG) 183 00:09:40,079 --> 00:09:42,956 Okay. But not when she sees the mansion l'm gonna buy her. 184 00:09:43,040 --> 00:09:44,291 Ha! Come on. 185 00:09:44,375 --> 00:09:48,545 Only thing l'm signing is a check to Duke. End of story. 186 00:09:49,338 --> 00:09:51,339 Now if you'll excuse me, l've gotta go to work. 187 00:09:51,424 --> 00:09:52,549 You know, some of us work. 188 00:09:52,675 --> 00:09:55,218 -l'm on the grind. You feel me? -l feel you. 189 00:09:55,344 --> 00:09:56,678 -You feel me? -Yeah, l feel you. 190 00:09:56,762 --> 00:09:58,013 (lMlTATlNG HlP-HOP BEAT) 191 00:09:58,848 --> 00:10:00,432 -You feel? -Yeah. 192 00:10:00,683 --> 00:10:03,268 But l'm talking swimming pools. You feeling private security. 193 00:10:03,352 --> 00:10:05,186 Come on, we can do it together, Malcolm! 194 00:10:07,023 --> 00:10:08,189 Damn! 195 00:10:08,691 --> 00:10:10,191 (MOBlLE PHONE RlNGlNG) 196 00:10:12,236 --> 00:10:13,737 -REMBRANDT: Trent. -What's up, man? 197 00:10:13,863 --> 00:10:16,948 -Hey, did he sign it? -No, he didn't sign it yet. 198 00:10:18,534 --> 00:10:21,745 All right, so phase two. Ambush the man when he's at his grind. 199 00:10:21,871 --> 00:10:24,247 He'II give you an autograph just to get rid of you. 200 00:10:24,373 --> 00:10:28,418 Yeah. Ambush him at his grind. l'm feeling you. 201 00:10:28,544 --> 00:10:29,878 That's right! 202 00:10:30,129 --> 00:10:32,881 See? That's why l keep you on payroll. 203 00:11:16,759 --> 00:11:19,469 Hands away from your chest. You're gonna dirty the recording. 204 00:11:19,595 --> 00:11:21,304 -Sorry. -You got the drive, right? 205 00:11:21,430 --> 00:11:22,430 Yeah. 206 00:11:33,943 --> 00:11:36,653 -There's nothing on this. -Smart, huh? 207 00:11:37,780 --> 00:11:39,280 -Are you kidding me? -No. 208 00:11:39,365 --> 00:11:42,867 lt's insurance. 'Cause l was thinking, what if they don't give me the money? 209 00:11:43,285 --> 00:11:45,453 What if they check the drive, just like l did? 210 00:11:46,455 --> 00:11:47,455 Oh. 211 00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:49,582 Well, the real one's hidden. 212 00:11:49,667 --> 00:11:52,335 lt's in a safe place where no one will ever look, so don't worry about it. 213 00:11:52,461 --> 00:11:53,795 You idiot. Where is it? 214 00:11:53,879 --> 00:11:55,880 Where's my witness protection plan? 215 00:11:56,132 --> 00:11:58,133 lt's gonna be in a casket if you don't tell me where it is. 216 00:11:58,217 --> 00:11:59,300 All right. 217 00:12:01,971 --> 00:12:04,973 -The Georgia Girls School for the Arts. -What? 218 00:12:05,641 --> 00:12:08,143 -l got a buddy who works there. -Unbelievable! 219 00:12:08,811 --> 00:12:10,645 (DlALlNG MOBlLE PHONE) 220 00:12:11,021 --> 00:12:13,314 Crawford. Yeah, Malcolm. 221 00:12:13,691 --> 00:12:16,151 (SlGHS) Canetti brought a dummy flash. 222 00:12:16,485 --> 00:12:19,487 Yeah, well, he told me where the real one is, but there's no time. 223 00:12:20,156 --> 00:12:24,200 We're just gonna have to get Chirkoff to make the exchange. Yeah. 224 00:12:24,326 --> 00:12:25,660 All right. 225 00:12:26,495 --> 00:12:27,996 Hey. Let's go. 226 00:13:26,430 --> 00:13:27,931 Canetti, can you hear me? 227 00:13:28,057 --> 00:13:29,474 Yeah, I got you, Chocolate. Go ahead. 228 00:13:29,558 --> 00:13:32,227 Look, if anything goes wrong, get out of there. 229 00:13:36,565 --> 00:13:40,068 Hey, feIIas. VIad and Dmitri, right? 230 00:13:46,742 --> 00:13:48,201 Mr. Chirkoff. 231 00:13:48,285 --> 00:13:49,994 Hey, it's good to see you again. 232 00:13:50,246 --> 00:13:51,746 (SPEAKlNG RUSSlAN) 233 00:13:51,914 --> 00:13:54,082 (CHUCKLES) Rosetta Stone. Pretty good, huh? 234 00:13:55,417 --> 00:13:57,502 Whoa, whoa! lt's the Prodi-G! 235 00:13:58,087 --> 00:14:00,088 Trent, what the hell are you doing here? 236 00:14:01,423 --> 00:14:04,384 Guaranteeing my future. Sign my contract. 237 00:14:04,468 --> 00:14:06,135 Hey, get in here and sit down! Stay down! 238 00:14:06,345 --> 00:14:10,181 You think l'm stupid, huh? You think l'm a stupid man. 239 00:14:11,267 --> 00:14:13,184 No, l think you're probably a very intelligent man. 240 00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:14,477 l mean, l don't know you that well. 241 00:14:14,603 --> 00:14:16,354 -Autograph it, please. -(SHUSHES) 242 00:14:16,605 --> 00:14:19,274 -l'm not talking to you. -Who are you talking to? 243 00:14:19,358 --> 00:14:22,694 l'm talking to the people on the other end of your chest. 244 00:14:26,490 --> 00:14:30,285 Oh, this? There's nobody there, man. This is part of my hearing aid. 245 00:14:31,495 --> 00:14:33,830 -Get out of the car and hide, now. -What's going on? 246 00:14:33,956 --> 00:14:35,456 -Get out of the car and hide, now! -What's going on? 247 00:14:36,959 --> 00:14:38,710 l'm a little hard of hearing in my right ear. 248 00:14:38,794 --> 00:14:40,503 -Really? Show me. -Yeah. 249 00:14:40,629 --> 00:14:42,130 -l can't show you. lt's... -Show me! 250 00:14:42,214 --> 00:14:44,632 All right. Take it easy. Take it easy. l'll show you everything. 251 00:14:44,717 --> 00:14:48,303 FBl! Come and get your snitch! 252 00:14:49,972 --> 00:14:51,472 You want to come and play? 253 00:14:55,185 --> 00:14:56,519 Drop it. 254 00:14:56,645 --> 00:14:57,812 Drop it! 255 00:14:58,981 --> 00:15:01,900 All right. Give me Canetti, or l take him out. 256 00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:19,834 (FlRES GUN) 257 00:15:27,343 --> 00:15:28,509 (WEAKLY) Music... 258 00:15:29,386 --> 00:15:30,428 What? 259 00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:33,514 lt's in the music... 260 00:15:39,730 --> 00:15:41,064 (GUNSHOT) 261 00:15:43,067 --> 00:15:44,901 (MOBlLE PHONE RlNGlNG) 262 00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:52,700 (PANTlNG) Yo. Look... 263 00:15:53,535 --> 00:15:56,287 l didn't see anything. Yo, we cool? 264 00:15:56,538 --> 00:15:57,872 Come on, man! Come on! 265 00:16:03,253 --> 00:16:04,921 -Come on. -(EXCLAlMS) 266 00:16:06,632 --> 00:16:09,258 Oh, my God, they're shooting! Where are we going? 267 00:16:09,593 --> 00:16:11,803 -Get in the truck. -Okay, okay! 268 00:16:15,724 --> 00:16:17,266 TRENT: Oh, my God! 269 00:16:24,817 --> 00:16:26,234 Get down! 270 00:16:36,412 --> 00:16:38,579 -Are you okay? -(PANTlNG) l think so. 271 00:16:38,914 --> 00:16:41,416 Do you have any idea how lucky we are right now? 272 00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:43,501 You could have been killed! What were you thinking? 273 00:16:43,585 --> 00:16:46,212 (STAMMERlNG) He just shot that guy right in front of me. 274 00:16:46,296 --> 00:16:48,297 We're still here, all right? That's what matters. 275 00:16:48,424 --> 00:16:50,258 Shouldn't we call the FBl or something? 276 00:16:50,342 --> 00:16:53,469 No. FBl has got a leak. Chirkoff knew we were coming. 277 00:16:53,595 --> 00:16:55,096 Malcolm, l want to go home, man. 278 00:16:55,180 --> 00:16:58,391 Trent. Your car's back there. They probably already ran your tags. 279 00:16:58,475 --> 00:17:01,686 They know everything about us. You just saw Chirkoff murder someone. 280 00:17:01,770 --> 00:17:03,563 -We can't go home. -So, what, then? 281 00:17:03,647 --> 00:17:05,398 That means he's gonna kill me? 282 00:17:05,482 --> 00:17:07,233 Oh, come on! That is not hot. 283 00:17:07,317 --> 00:17:10,862 l won't let him. All right? All l got to do is get that flash drive. 284 00:17:10,946 --> 00:17:13,740 lt has enough dirt on Chirkoff to put him away forever. 285 00:17:13,824 --> 00:17:15,450 Payoff, hits, everything. 286 00:17:15,617 --> 00:17:17,493 Canetti told me where the flash is hidden. 287 00:17:17,619 --> 00:17:19,746 We're just gonna lay low until l can get my hands on it. 288 00:17:19,830 --> 00:17:24,292 Just calm down, all right? Relax. Take a soothing breath. 289 00:17:33,469 --> 00:17:36,387 They haven't called in yet and you have no idea where they are. 290 00:17:36,472 --> 00:17:38,014 You're the FBl! 291 00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:41,142 What good is a leak if you can't tell me anything? 292 00:17:41,226 --> 00:17:43,144 Just send me the photo. 293 00:17:43,812 --> 00:17:46,314 -How's the leg, boss? -The leg's fine! 294 00:17:48,192 --> 00:17:51,527 The FBl's run travel records, rental cars. Nothing. 295 00:17:51,820 --> 00:17:55,156 They haven't left the area, at least not yet. 296 00:17:56,366 --> 00:17:59,494 -What about the flash drive? -Turner knows where it is. 297 00:17:59,745 --> 00:18:02,038 We find Turner, we find the flash drive. 298 00:18:02,164 --> 00:18:04,665 Right now, our biggest problem's his kid. 299 00:18:04,833 --> 00:18:06,709 He saw me shoot Canetti. 300 00:18:06,835 --> 00:18:08,878 l want him dead. 301 00:18:12,549 --> 00:18:15,510 l got 1 5 MP3s of original stuff that ain't been mixed. 302 00:18:15,594 --> 00:18:17,011 You can have that. 303 00:18:18,555 --> 00:18:20,890 Georgia Girls School for the Arts. 304 00:18:21,016 --> 00:18:23,226 You know what, just do like Pac's mom did. 305 00:18:23,352 --> 00:18:25,853 After l'm shot down in the streets, just release it as a double jam. 306 00:18:26,188 --> 00:18:29,190 Would you knock off the crazy talk? We gonna get out of this. 307 00:18:29,358 --> 00:18:32,235 Yeah. That's probably what Biggie thought 308 00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:33,903 when he was staring down the barrel. 309 00:18:34,238 --> 00:18:36,948 Or Pac, when he was chilling on the Strip. 310 00:18:39,576 --> 00:18:40,993 l got a plan. 311 00:18:41,078 --> 00:18:42,453 You know what? Malcolm, 312 00:18:42,538 --> 00:18:44,914 -just promise me one thing. -What? 313 00:18:45,374 --> 00:18:47,083 Don't let them do a clean version for Walmart. 314 00:18:48,252 --> 00:18:49,877 Preserve who the Prodi-G was. 315 00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:52,922 -l'm going to hide you. -Hide? 316 00:18:54,216 --> 00:18:57,552 l mean, come on. How you gonna hide a swag as big as this? 317 00:18:59,555 --> 00:19:01,722 (RAP MUSlC PLAYlNG) 318 00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:11,899 TRENT: l'm gonna need a shrink after this, you realize that? 319 00:19:12,109 --> 00:19:13,776 You didn't seem to mind when you was little and 320 00:19:13,902 --> 00:19:16,279 -l caught you trying on your mother's... -Shh! 321 00:19:16,405 --> 00:19:18,906 You promised never to bring that up. l was putting on a play. 322 00:19:18,991 --> 00:19:23,327 (lN WOMANLY VOlCE) Lord, Lord! You a difficult child, Charmaine Daisy Pierce. 323 00:19:23,412 --> 00:19:25,079 Who are you talking about? 324 00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:27,582 (lN NORMAL VOlCE) My great-niece. And you better start sounding like her 325 00:19:27,666 --> 00:19:30,209 -before you scare someone. -Oh, right. (CHUCKLES) 326 00:19:30,294 --> 00:19:31,711 ln that case, how's this? 327 00:19:31,795 --> 00:19:33,880 (SlNGlNG lN LOW VOlCE) Swing low, sweet... 328 00:19:33,964 --> 00:19:35,464 (SQUEALlNG) 329 00:19:35,591 --> 00:19:37,800 (lN HlGH-PlTCHED VOlCE) Holy mother of... 330 00:19:37,926 --> 00:19:41,929 Yeah. Yeah, right there. Now remember that feeling. 331 00:19:43,932 --> 00:19:46,642 Fine! lf l gotta be a chick, can l at least be a cute one? 332 00:19:46,768 --> 00:19:49,437 Next time l'll buy my own damn clothes! 333 00:19:50,689 --> 00:19:52,440 (lN WOMANLY VOlCE) And pull down that skirt! 334 00:19:52,524 --> 00:19:54,442 l can see straight to the Promised Land. 335 00:19:54,610 --> 00:19:56,444 lt's pulled down! 336 00:19:58,780 --> 00:20:01,782 After a while, you realize it's just not worth the fight. 337 00:20:02,284 --> 00:20:04,327 l wasn't even talking to you. 338 00:20:04,453 --> 00:20:06,829 Nosy and all in my business! 339 00:20:07,164 --> 00:20:08,623 Wait up! 340 00:20:11,293 --> 00:20:15,254 You think you might have a chance I don't think so 341 00:20:15,339 --> 00:20:18,633 You teIIing me to be nice I don't think so 342 00:20:18,717 --> 00:20:21,802 You wanna get in my pants I don't think so 343 00:20:21,887 --> 00:20:23,512 (TRENT GRUNTlNG) 344 00:20:29,811 --> 00:20:31,354 I don't think so 345 00:20:31,647 --> 00:20:35,358 l don't understand how we're gonna find a 4-inch flash drive in 3-inch heels. 346 00:20:35,484 --> 00:20:37,151 Canetti had a buddy who works here. 347 00:20:37,319 --> 00:20:40,821 We start by finding out who that is, and what they know. 348 00:20:41,490 --> 00:20:42,865 Canetti. 349 00:20:43,325 --> 00:20:44,825 Canetti, yeah. 350 00:20:44,993 --> 00:20:47,203 Canetti said something to me right before he died. 351 00:20:47,329 --> 00:20:49,580 He looked at me and he said... 352 00:20:51,333 --> 00:20:53,668 -What'd he say? -"lt's in the music." 353 00:20:54,836 --> 00:20:56,712 Yeah. You know, something like that. 354 00:20:56,838 --> 00:20:59,382 And l thought he recognized my talent, knew who the Prodi-G was. 355 00:20:59,508 --> 00:21:00,841 -"lt's in the music"? -Yeah. 356 00:21:01,426 --> 00:21:03,010 Doesn't make sense, 357 00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:05,554 just like everything else that comes out of your mouth. 358 00:21:05,681 --> 00:21:08,349 What? l'm gonna tell you what don't make sense. 359 00:21:08,433 --> 00:21:12,270 How they gonna let two fat ladies go poking around this joint? 360 00:21:12,354 --> 00:21:15,106 They have an opening for a house mother. 361 00:21:15,524 --> 00:21:17,024 (lN GlRLlSH VOlCE) Say what? 362 00:21:19,361 --> 00:21:20,528 (lN WOMANLY VOlCE) Park your tush. 363 00:21:20,946 --> 00:21:23,114 Tuck it! Right over there. 364 00:21:23,532 --> 00:21:25,366 -Hi, girl. Hi. -Hi. 365 00:21:26,702 --> 00:21:27,868 Hi. 366 00:21:33,583 --> 00:21:36,711 She's expecting me. l's running a little late. 367 00:21:37,045 --> 00:21:38,421 GAlL: Come in! 368 00:21:41,591 --> 00:21:42,675 May l help you? 369 00:21:42,759 --> 00:21:45,303 Honey, it's me who's gonna help you, 370 00:21:45,637 --> 00:21:48,264 and those poor, house motherless girls you got 371 00:21:48,390 --> 00:21:50,308 just waiting for a positive role model. 372 00:21:50,892 --> 00:21:54,645 Hattie Mae Pierce at your service, but you can call me Big Momma. 373 00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:59,483 Oh, yes. You e-mailed your résumé for the house mother position. 374 00:21:59,901 --> 00:22:01,444 Very qualified, but l think... 375 00:22:01,570 --> 00:22:03,529 Well, thank you! 376 00:22:03,613 --> 00:22:06,449 l will watch over those girls like they were my own. 377 00:22:06,783 --> 00:22:08,284 But, Miss... 378 00:22:08,660 --> 00:22:11,829 Big Momma, we haven't scheduled any interviews, let alone... 379 00:22:11,913 --> 00:22:13,873 (WHlMPERlNG) 380 00:22:13,957 --> 00:22:16,792 Look at what those children did to me! 381 00:22:17,878 --> 00:22:19,795 Performance art, my ass! 382 00:22:19,880 --> 00:22:21,672 Beverly, what on earth? 383 00:22:22,841 --> 00:22:25,801 Double-ply? A public school can afford double-ply 384 00:22:25,886 --> 00:22:27,595 and l got to bring in my own Sweet'N Low? 385 00:22:28,388 --> 00:22:30,890 Child, nobody deserves to be treated like that. 386 00:22:31,391 --> 00:22:32,892 That's not the half! 387 00:22:34,561 --> 00:22:36,395 Damn! 388 00:22:37,397 --> 00:22:40,316 Child, you should quit while you can still do a comb over. 389 00:22:40,400 --> 00:22:44,111 No, Beverly, you promised us two weeks' notice. 390 00:22:44,196 --> 00:22:48,407 You know, every day you don't demand respect, you die just a little. 391 00:22:49,743 --> 00:22:51,160 You die a little. 392 00:22:51,244 --> 00:22:55,414 You know, she's right. Nothing's worth living with those demon spawn! 393 00:22:55,916 --> 00:22:57,583 "No child left behind." 394 00:22:57,876 --> 00:23:00,378 Well, you watch me. l quit! 395 00:23:07,636 --> 00:23:08,803 Can you start today? 396 00:23:09,054 --> 00:23:12,181 Me? Oh, thank you! Sure! 397 00:23:12,265 --> 00:23:15,393 -Now, we don't pay very much. -Oh, don't worry about that. 398 00:23:15,477 --> 00:23:17,269 Shoot, l grew up so poor, 399 00:23:17,354 --> 00:23:19,188 we used to go down to Kentucky Fried Chicken 400 00:23:19,272 --> 00:23:20,731 and lick other people's fingers. 401 00:23:20,816 --> 00:23:22,691 Because we couldn't afford the chicken. 402 00:23:22,776 --> 00:23:25,861 And you know, all the grease from the chicken, we were like... 403 00:23:25,946 --> 00:23:29,907 You know, there is one tiny little issue. 404 00:23:30,784 --> 00:23:31,867 What's that? 405 00:23:32,661 --> 00:23:35,287 Hey. What up? 406 00:23:37,916 --> 00:23:41,085 Miss Gail, this is my great-niece, 407 00:23:41,336 --> 00:23:43,212 Charmaine Daisy Pierce. 408 00:23:43,296 --> 00:23:44,672 -Hello. -Hey. 409 00:23:44,923 --> 00:23:48,134 So many girls! l feel like l'm at a Baskin-Robbins. 410 00:23:48,385 --> 00:23:50,094 A festival of flavors! 411 00:23:51,721 --> 00:23:55,182 (CLEARS THROAT) l mean, um, it's so diverse here. 412 00:23:55,642 --> 00:23:58,978 Ah, yes. Well, we do pride ourselves on diversity. 413 00:23:59,521 --> 00:24:03,983 So tell me, Charmaine, do you think that you're a good fit for GGSA? 414 00:24:04,109 --> 00:24:07,736 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Mmm-hmm. l like to read. 415 00:24:08,697 --> 00:24:11,198 And, uh, l like to, uh, 416 00:24:11,283 --> 00:24:12,658 play music. 417 00:24:13,535 --> 00:24:15,494 And l like salad. 418 00:24:16,329 --> 00:24:19,623 Sweet, delicious, fresh fruit salad. 419 00:24:21,710 --> 00:24:23,919 She's had a stressful few days. 420 00:24:24,004 --> 00:24:27,173 She's only with me because of some family problems. 421 00:24:27,257 --> 00:24:29,758 Mmm-hmm. My parents don't support my art. 422 00:24:29,843 --> 00:24:31,177 They think it's a waste of time. 423 00:24:31,261 --> 00:24:35,097 Oh, dear, that is awful. Well, you have come to the right place. 424 00:24:35,182 --> 00:24:37,349 And my stepfather's always working. 425 00:24:37,434 --> 00:24:39,268 He has an important job in the government. 426 00:24:39,352 --> 00:24:41,187 Which he uses to spy on me. 427 00:24:41,271 --> 00:24:43,981 Ever told the truth, wouldn't have to. 428 00:24:46,985 --> 00:24:50,070 Charmaine, you can audit classes until your transcripts get here, 429 00:24:50,155 --> 00:24:51,864 but l'm afraid, since it's the end of the year, 430 00:24:51,948 --> 00:24:53,449 we don't have a roommate for you. 431 00:24:53,533 --> 00:24:55,284 Oh, any ol' girl will do. 432 00:24:55,368 --> 00:24:57,244 Oh, no. We don't want to put you out. 433 00:24:57,454 --> 00:24:59,788 Charmaine'll just stay with her Big Momma. 434 00:24:59,873 --> 00:25:03,667 But my shrink in juvie said l'd do better with a role model my own age. 435 00:25:03,752 --> 00:25:05,544 You'll be on the same floor as your peers. 436 00:25:05,629 --> 00:25:06,879 Before you know it, you'll be bosom buddies. 437 00:25:06,963 --> 00:25:09,590 (GASPS) Charmaine likes the sound of that! 438 00:25:17,390 --> 00:25:19,475 GAlL: Welcome to your new home. 439 00:25:19,851 --> 00:25:21,644 l'll just show you to your room. 440 00:25:21,728 --> 00:25:24,980 Some of the girls have gone to dinner, so you'll just see them there. 441 00:25:25,065 --> 00:25:27,525 -Okay. -Oh, there's Mia! Mia. 442 00:25:28,068 --> 00:25:30,194 (GASPS) Damn! 443 00:25:32,072 --> 00:25:35,157 Mia, this is your new house mother, Big Momma, 444 00:25:35,242 --> 00:25:37,743 and this is her niece, Charmaine, your new classmate. 445 00:25:37,911 --> 00:25:41,163 -Hi. -Mia is a very promising young actress. 446 00:25:41,414 --> 00:25:45,501 Oh, l'm okay. l mean, l can do light comedy, like Sandra Bullock. 447 00:25:45,794 --> 00:25:47,670 Well, you know, before the Oscar. 448 00:25:47,754 --> 00:25:49,755 But l really need to work on expanding my range, 449 00:25:49,839 --> 00:25:51,340 in the way that Kate Winslet does. 450 00:25:51,424 --> 00:25:54,093 And Mrs. Orth from Movement says that l need to listen to my inner voice, 451 00:25:54,177 --> 00:25:55,553 but there's just so many of them, 452 00:25:55,637 --> 00:25:59,431 and the loudest one's always screaming, "Delanté's pulling away!" 453 00:25:59,516 --> 00:26:00,933 My God! Delanté's pulling away. 454 00:26:02,936 --> 00:26:04,353 l think l should go now. 455 00:26:04,437 --> 00:26:05,938 Girl, you need a hug! 456 00:26:07,857 --> 00:26:10,484 She gets a little emotional. Who the hell is Delanté? 457 00:26:10,777 --> 00:26:12,820 Delanté is the boyfriend. 458 00:26:13,071 --> 00:26:14,238 Oh. 459 00:26:15,490 --> 00:26:18,659 Gail, maybe we should freshen up before dinner. 460 00:26:19,119 --> 00:26:22,621 All this transition is a bit much for Charmaine. 461 00:26:22,789 --> 00:26:24,748 She should probably rest her eyes 462 00:26:24,833 --> 00:26:27,585 or become unconscious for a moment or two. 463 00:26:27,669 --> 00:26:30,838 l totally understand. Your room is at the end of the hall. 464 00:26:32,799 --> 00:26:35,634 Well, look at the wallpaper! lt's so nice! 465 00:26:37,637 --> 00:26:40,723 Look. There's a ballerina on the bed. 466 00:26:41,349 --> 00:26:42,808 l'm Jasmine. 467 00:26:43,393 --> 00:26:46,937 And here's the 41 1 you probably didn't get on your tour. 468 00:26:47,063 --> 00:26:48,856 l call the shots around here. 469 00:26:48,940 --> 00:26:51,567 So, if you two stay out of the way, we shouldn't have any problems. 470 00:26:51,651 --> 00:26:52,818 Okay? 471 00:26:53,653 --> 00:26:57,656 Now you listen to me, Tinker Bell. 472 00:26:58,325 --> 00:27:00,784 Big Momma don't take orders from nobody. 473 00:27:01,328 --> 00:27:02,494 Nobody. 474 00:27:04,539 --> 00:27:06,332 We'll see about that. 475 00:27:11,087 --> 00:27:12,379 Towel girl was nice. 476 00:27:13,715 --> 00:27:15,215 l'm going to unpack. 477 00:27:33,109 --> 00:27:35,861 You mind? Do you mind? 478 00:27:36,571 --> 00:27:40,532 Ooh. Sit down with such lovely young ladies. 479 00:27:40,909 --> 00:27:42,451 (GRUNTlNG) 480 00:27:42,827 --> 00:27:43,994 (EXHALlNG) 481 00:27:46,373 --> 00:27:47,706 Excuse me. 482 00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:50,376 Charmaine! 483 00:27:50,543 --> 00:27:52,211 Find a seat. 484 00:27:52,879 --> 00:27:55,964 -Sit next to me. -Oh! All right. 485 00:27:56,049 --> 00:27:57,800 Thank you. Excuse me. 486 00:27:59,135 --> 00:28:02,012 Ooh! Careful. Oh, my gosh. Here, let me help clean you up. 487 00:28:02,097 --> 00:28:03,722 TRENT: lt's cool. 488 00:28:04,557 --> 00:28:05,599 l'm Haley Robinson. 489 00:28:07,143 --> 00:28:08,727 Hey! 490 00:28:09,187 --> 00:28:10,979 (STAMMERlNG) You're... 491 00:28:11,064 --> 00:28:13,607 (lN NORMAL VOlCE) You're the hot girl from the Promenade. Yeah. 492 00:28:13,692 --> 00:28:14,942 l'm sorry? 493 00:28:17,404 --> 00:28:19,863 (CLEARS THROAT) l mean, you're not hot. 494 00:28:20,782 --> 00:28:23,575 (STUTTERlNG) The Promenade was hot the day l saw you. 495 00:28:24,619 --> 00:28:27,246 l'm not saying you're not hot, 496 00:28:27,622 --> 00:28:31,250 but it was hot at the Promenade the day l saw you being hot. Girl, l'm hot. 497 00:28:32,794 --> 00:28:35,170 -l'm Charmaine. -You're funny. 498 00:28:35,255 --> 00:28:36,922 (CLEARlNG THROAT) 499 00:28:37,257 --> 00:28:39,216 (SlNGlNG CLANKlNG SYLLABLES) 500 00:28:42,554 --> 00:28:43,971 l love that beat. 501 00:28:50,145 --> 00:28:54,982 That's it. Excuse me, but l didn't formally get to introduce myself. 502 00:28:55,400 --> 00:29:00,237 My name is Hattie Mae Pierce, but everyone calls me Big Momma. 503 00:29:00,488 --> 00:29:02,698 That's the understatement of the century. 504 00:29:02,782 --> 00:29:05,200 -(GlRLS CHUCKLlNG) -Funny. Very funny. 505 00:29:05,952 --> 00:29:10,038 And this is my niece, Charmaine Daisy Pierce. 506 00:29:10,123 --> 00:29:11,165 Oh. 507 00:29:11,249 --> 00:29:13,292 Hey. How you guys doing? 508 00:29:13,793 --> 00:29:17,629 Mmm, that reminds me. You have to do something before you eat. 509 00:29:18,131 --> 00:29:19,757 Oh, girl, of course! Uh... 510 00:29:20,341 --> 00:29:21,925 -Attention, everyone! -Give... 511 00:29:23,261 --> 00:29:26,472 We have fresh meat that wants to eat. 512 00:29:28,683 --> 00:29:30,934 And what kind of school is this? 513 00:29:31,019 --> 00:29:32,853 ALL: School for the Arts! 514 00:29:33,188 --> 00:29:36,398 Exactly. And that means every new student 515 00:29:36,483 --> 00:29:39,902 must dance, act or sing for their supper. 516 00:29:39,986 --> 00:29:41,987 (ALL AGREElNG) 517 00:29:42,530 --> 00:29:43,947 What'll it be, Charmaine? 518 00:29:44,115 --> 00:29:45,532 What's your talent? 519 00:29:48,161 --> 00:29:49,620 (CHANTlNG) Show us what you got. 520 00:29:49,704 --> 00:29:51,121 Show us what you got. 521 00:29:51,372 --> 00:29:54,041 ALL: Show us what you got. Show us what you got. 522 00:30:03,343 --> 00:30:04,968 (STAMMERlNG) Charmaine... 523 00:30:05,595 --> 00:30:08,180 -Quiet! Quiet! -(CHANTlNG STOPS) 524 00:30:09,516 --> 00:30:14,353 Anyway, Charmaine is a little under the weather right now. 525 00:30:14,437 --> 00:30:15,896 Maybe she could do it another night. 526 00:30:15,980 --> 00:30:19,316 Oh, no, it's all right, Big Momma. l got this. 527 00:30:20,026 --> 00:30:21,568 So what'll it be, Charmaine? 528 00:30:21,820 --> 00:30:23,612 Huh. l'm a rapper. 529 00:30:24,364 --> 00:30:26,448 l can't wait to see this. 530 00:30:30,578 --> 00:30:33,872 Hey, could somebody give me a beat? 531 00:30:35,542 --> 00:30:37,543 -(BEATBOXlNG) -Yeah. 532 00:30:38,878 --> 00:30:40,003 (RAPPlNG) What 533 00:30:40,088 --> 00:30:41,380 (GRUNTS) 534 00:30:42,090 --> 00:30:43,257 Yeah 535 00:30:43,341 --> 00:30:45,634 AII my girls in the spot You know what's up 536 00:30:45,718 --> 00:30:47,761 Just chillin' in the caf For some Iaughs and stuff 537 00:30:47,846 --> 00:30:49,805 Ready to do my thing Y'aII ready or what? 538 00:30:49,889 --> 00:30:53,559 Show your girl some love Hah... Yeah... What... 539 00:30:53,643 --> 00:30:55,352 (BEATBOXlNG STOPS) 540 00:30:58,481 --> 00:31:00,274 (GlRLS MURMURlNG) 541 00:31:02,569 --> 00:31:04,611 Hello? All girls school? 542 00:31:06,155 --> 00:31:07,573 Give your girl some love. 543 00:31:18,793 --> 00:31:20,586 (REPEATlNG RlFFS) 544 00:31:22,255 --> 00:31:24,047 Don't wanna give it up? Yeah, l'm cool with that 545 00:31:24,132 --> 00:31:26,133 That's fine Besides, who knew I couId rap? 546 00:31:26,217 --> 00:31:28,385 I got skiIIs, thriIIs pIus a winning attitude 547 00:31:28,469 --> 00:31:30,470 I got no time for no wack dudes 548 00:31:30,597 --> 00:31:32,389 You don't even know what I got under here 549 00:31:32,473 --> 00:31:35,475 If you feeI the same way Let me hear you say, "HeII, yeah!" 550 00:31:35,560 --> 00:31:36,810 ALL: HeII, yeah! 551 00:31:36,936 --> 00:31:39,396 (SlNGlNG) Oh, oh, oh, ohhh! 552 00:31:39,647 --> 00:31:41,565 Ain't nobody 553 00:31:41,649 --> 00:31:45,152 Loves me better Makes me happy 554 00:31:45,778 --> 00:31:47,779 Makes me feeI this way 555 00:31:47,989 --> 00:31:49,406 Ain't nobody 556 00:31:49,908 --> 00:31:53,660 Loves me better than you 557 00:31:53,828 --> 00:31:55,579 Yeah My girl HaIey is the truth 558 00:31:55,663 --> 00:31:57,748 And even though I'm new, she done made it real smooth 559 00:31:57,832 --> 00:31:59,833 It's kind of hard being new on the bIock 560 00:31:59,918 --> 00:32:01,668 EspeciaIIy when you're packin' a supersized 561 00:32:02,962 --> 00:32:04,004 Badonkadonk! 562 00:32:04,088 --> 00:32:06,632 HALEY: Whoa 563 00:32:06,799 --> 00:32:08,467 Ain't nobody 564 00:32:08,760 --> 00:32:10,469 Loves me better 565 00:32:10,845 --> 00:32:12,638 Makes me happy 566 00:32:12,847 --> 00:32:14,848 Makes me feeI this way 567 00:32:14,974 --> 00:32:16,475 Ain't nobody 568 00:32:16,935 --> 00:32:20,812 Loves me better than you 569 00:32:21,147 --> 00:32:24,691 Yo, HaIey, get up on the mic Keep taIking about the guy you Iike 570 00:32:24,817 --> 00:32:27,319 First you put your arms around me 571 00:32:27,528 --> 00:32:28,862 Then what eIse did he do, girl? 572 00:32:28,988 --> 00:32:31,114 Then you put your charms around me 573 00:32:31,199 --> 00:32:33,116 TRENT: Okay Do you think he'd be true? 574 00:32:33,201 --> 00:32:35,535 I can't resist your sweet surrender 575 00:32:35,662 --> 00:32:37,287 Sounds like a good deal to me 576 00:32:37,372 --> 00:32:39,706 Oh, my nights are warm and tender 577 00:32:40,041 --> 00:32:41,833 TRENT: Come on! Everybody sing! 578 00:32:48,508 --> 00:32:50,217 ALL: Ain't nobody 579 00:32:50,551 --> 00:32:52,386 Loves me better 580 00:32:52,679 --> 00:32:54,179 Makes me happy 581 00:32:54,806 --> 00:32:56,807 Makes me feeI this way 582 00:32:56,891 --> 00:33:08,568 Ain't nobody Loves me better 583 00:33:09,404 --> 00:33:13,365 Makes me happy Makes me feeI this way 584 00:33:13,533 --> 00:33:16,994 Ain't nobody Loves me better 585 00:33:17,537 --> 00:33:20,080 Come on, Big Momma, show us what you got! 586 00:33:21,374 --> 00:33:24,918 ALL: Go, Momma! Go, Momma! Go, Momma! Go, Momma! 587 00:33:51,612 --> 00:33:53,030 (GROANlNG) 588 00:33:58,619 --> 00:34:01,913 Oh, my gosh! Big Momma, are you okay? Are you alive? 589 00:34:02,457 --> 00:34:03,957 Ain't nobody? 590 00:34:18,457 --> 00:34:20,959 Child? That there is no meal. 591 00:34:21,294 --> 00:34:22,752 l'm on a diet. 592 00:34:22,962 --> 00:34:26,381 Prima ballerinas can't have any booty. There's a law or something. 593 00:34:26,591 --> 00:34:28,550 (CHUCKLlNG) Well, she looks so skinny, 594 00:34:28,634 --> 00:34:31,303 it looks like she could dodge raindrops. 595 00:34:32,972 --> 00:34:34,598 Ain't no raindrops going... 596 00:34:34,682 --> 00:34:37,517 -Oh, my God! -Mia, what's going on? 597 00:34:38,603 --> 00:34:39,978 Delanté just dumped me. 598 00:34:40,062 --> 00:34:42,022 -(ALL GASPlNG) -What? 599 00:34:43,107 --> 00:34:45,609 "Need space. Still friends?" 600 00:34:45,985 --> 00:34:47,694 He used the sunglasses guy. 601 00:34:47,904 --> 00:34:49,779 You know what? He's probably just confused. 602 00:34:49,947 --> 00:34:52,657 Yeah, he's afraid of intimacy. He just doesn't want to get hurt. 603 00:34:52,950 --> 00:34:54,576 You think? 604 00:34:54,660 --> 00:34:57,704 Uh, can't you girls read? A man needs his space. 605 00:34:57,997 --> 00:35:00,248 lt says it clearly in black and white. 606 00:35:00,625 --> 00:35:01,708 Duh! 607 00:35:04,879 --> 00:35:05,962 Oh, my God. 608 00:35:09,634 --> 00:35:10,967 Or 609 00:35:11,052 --> 00:35:14,137 he's petrified by his passion 610 00:35:14,388 --> 00:35:17,390 and he, uh, doesn't know how to deal with it. 611 00:35:17,475 --> 00:35:21,353 Girl, the sunglasses guy means that he's hiding his true emotions. 612 00:35:21,437 --> 00:35:22,854 Mmm-hmm. He loves you, girl. 613 00:35:22,939 --> 00:35:24,314 GlRL: Exactly. 614 00:35:25,858 --> 00:35:28,818 Child, like my Aunt Yorima used to say, 615 00:35:28,986 --> 00:35:32,197 it's better to be alone with yourself for the rest of your life 616 00:35:32,323 --> 00:35:35,492 than to be together with bad company for a minute. 617 00:35:36,911 --> 00:35:39,454 l'm going to be alone for the rest of my life? 618 00:35:39,538 --> 00:35:42,207 -Child, l did not say that. -No, Mia, don't listen to her. 619 00:35:42,291 --> 00:35:45,919 -Oh, my God, l can't do this! -(ALL CONSOLlNG) 620 00:35:46,003 --> 00:35:48,338 -l was trying to give her... -Great job, Big Momma. 621 00:35:48,422 --> 00:35:49,589 Any other hearts you want to break? 622 00:35:50,257 --> 00:35:51,299 (GROWLlNG) 623 00:35:51,384 --> 00:35:54,094 GAlL: Ladies, quiet down, please! 624 00:35:54,428 --> 00:35:57,013 Thank you. l have an announcement. 625 00:35:58,432 --> 00:36:00,642 Last night, an antique music box was stolen 626 00:36:00,726 --> 00:36:02,727 from our library's special collection. 627 00:36:03,354 --> 00:36:06,147 Now, l know we have a tradition of pranks. 628 00:36:06,607 --> 00:36:10,527 But this is not stealing the mascot from the boys at St. lgnatius. 629 00:36:10,945 --> 00:36:13,279 Which is still missing, by the way. 630 00:36:13,364 --> 00:36:14,739 No, this is a crime 631 00:36:15,157 --> 00:36:17,951 against one of our own, which will not be tolerated! 632 00:36:18,536 --> 00:36:21,705 So l strongly suggest that the guilty party, 633 00:36:21,789 --> 00:36:25,333 or anyone who knows anything about this, come forward 634 00:36:25,418 --> 00:36:27,544 or risk immediate expulsion. 635 00:36:29,422 --> 00:36:32,549 The music box. That's what Canetti was trying to tell you. 636 00:36:32,800 --> 00:36:36,553 -What do you mean? -The flash drive's in the music box! 637 00:36:36,637 --> 00:36:38,304 Oh, right, right. 638 00:36:38,389 --> 00:36:41,016 Come on. We're going to the library. That's where it was stolen. 639 00:36:41,100 --> 00:36:42,600 -(SlGHS) l just... -Where are you going? 640 00:36:42,685 --> 00:36:45,311 These shoes! They hurt. They're heels. 641 00:36:45,396 --> 00:36:47,939 And this girdle's riding up all inside me. l can't do it. 642 00:36:48,024 --> 00:36:51,192 All right, but stay in your room and away from those girls. 643 00:36:51,277 --> 00:36:52,610 All right. 644 00:36:53,779 --> 00:36:55,780 Mmm, l gotta take a leak. 645 00:37:10,963 --> 00:37:12,505 (EXCLAlMS lN FRUSTRATlON) 646 00:37:13,174 --> 00:37:14,424 Ah, man. 647 00:37:14,800 --> 00:37:16,509 This thing is so tight! 648 00:37:19,513 --> 00:37:21,097 (GRUNTlNG) 649 00:37:25,478 --> 00:37:27,270 (URlNATlNG) 650 00:37:28,481 --> 00:37:30,732 Free at last, free at last. 651 00:37:30,941 --> 00:37:32,567 (KNOCKlNG ON DOOR) 652 00:37:32,777 --> 00:37:33,943 Yeah? 653 00:37:35,154 --> 00:37:36,196 Charmaine? 654 00:37:36,614 --> 00:37:38,406 (URlNATlNG STOPS) 655 00:37:38,491 --> 00:37:40,450 (lN GlRLlSH VOlCE) Um... 656 00:37:40,868 --> 00:37:42,410 l'll be out in a second! 657 00:37:45,414 --> 00:37:46,915 (TRlCKLlNG) 658 00:37:48,626 --> 00:37:49,709 Give me... 659 00:37:49,794 --> 00:37:51,336 (GRUNTlNG) 660 00:37:58,219 --> 00:38:00,345 -Um, are you all right in there? -Yeah! 661 00:38:01,013 --> 00:38:02,472 l'm okay! 662 00:38:03,766 --> 00:38:06,434 (STAMMERlNG) l'll be out there in a minute! 663 00:38:08,145 --> 00:38:09,354 Hey... 664 00:38:09,438 --> 00:38:10,814 Damn. l mean... 665 00:38:11,899 --> 00:38:13,149 Hey, Haley. 666 00:38:18,823 --> 00:38:20,240 Um... 667 00:38:20,324 --> 00:38:23,660 l hope l'm not being too personal, but have you tried Spanx? 668 00:38:24,453 --> 00:38:25,537 Spanx? 669 00:38:26,122 --> 00:38:27,413 You know, body shapers. 670 00:38:27,832 --> 00:38:31,835 You know, they give you the smoothing without the, um, extra padding. 671 00:38:32,586 --> 00:38:34,170 Oh, really? 672 00:38:34,255 --> 00:38:35,672 (LAUGHlNG) 673 00:38:35,756 --> 00:38:38,049 That extra padding! (GlGGLES) 674 00:38:39,093 --> 00:38:42,929 Anyway, they're having a thing for me in the common room in about 1 5 minutes. 675 00:38:43,013 --> 00:38:44,597 l'd love you to come. 676 00:38:44,723 --> 00:38:46,850 How nice of you. That'd be great. 677 00:38:47,059 --> 00:38:49,269 -Great. So, l'll see you in a few. -All right. 678 00:38:49,520 --> 00:38:51,688 And wear your PJs. We go comfy. 679 00:38:52,606 --> 00:38:53,857 You certainly do. 680 00:38:58,904 --> 00:39:01,239 (WILD THING BY TONE-LOC PLAYlNG) 681 00:39:27,600 --> 00:39:29,142 Excuse me! 682 00:39:29,977 --> 00:39:31,811 -Excuse me! -(TURNS OFF STEREO) 683 00:39:34,648 --> 00:39:36,232 My, my, my. 684 00:39:37,067 --> 00:39:38,318 Ooh, Lord. 685 00:39:39,987 --> 00:39:41,821 My, my, my! 686 00:39:43,490 --> 00:39:46,492 l'm peeping one fly Zulu queen! Mmm! 687 00:39:47,620 --> 00:39:51,956 Well, the name is Hattie Mae Pierce, but everybody calls me Big Momma. 688 00:39:52,791 --> 00:39:55,752 Well, l'm Kurtis Kool. l make the ladies drool. 689 00:39:56,921 --> 00:40:00,590 Well, that's nice, but l'm gonna keep my saliva in my mouth. 690 00:40:02,176 --> 00:40:06,137 Well, back in the day, l used to run the ropes for Run-DMC. 691 00:40:06,472 --> 00:40:09,432 You probably recognize me from my appearance in Krush Groove. 692 00:40:09,516 --> 00:40:11,476 l was the brother with the dope shammy in the car wash. 693 00:40:13,103 --> 00:40:16,147 l had no lines, but l was good. No? 694 00:40:16,649 --> 00:40:20,026 My last tour was with LL Cool J. 695 00:40:20,110 --> 00:40:21,194 -Mmm. -Mmm-hmm. 696 00:40:21,320 --> 00:40:25,365 ln the words of the great master, "Mama said knock you out!" 697 00:40:25,449 --> 00:40:27,367 (SlNGlNG lNDlSTlNCTLY) 698 00:40:27,534 --> 00:40:28,785 Young man. 699 00:40:29,703 --> 00:40:31,329 l am a woman with grandchildren. 700 00:40:32,498 --> 00:40:34,874 Now, l'm the new house mother over in Pryce Hall. 701 00:40:35,501 --> 00:40:38,127 And l'm just trying to get a lay of the land. 702 00:40:38,212 --> 00:40:39,796 l was wondering 703 00:40:41,048 --> 00:40:43,716 if l could get a peek around the library. 704 00:40:45,135 --> 00:40:48,638 Well, Kurtis Kool be your backstage pass! 705 00:40:49,056 --> 00:40:51,391 -Kurtis Kool! -Let me get my key. 706 00:40:51,558 --> 00:40:53,393 (BOTH CHUCKLlNG) 707 00:40:54,895 --> 00:40:57,063 Well, all right. Shed a little light. 708 00:40:57,147 --> 00:41:00,066 You know, my momma said big-legged women were gonna kill me. 709 00:41:00,150 --> 00:41:01,484 (LAUGHlNG) 710 00:41:01,568 --> 00:41:03,319 Found my keys! 711 00:41:05,239 --> 00:41:07,073 -You ready to go? -Yeah. This way? 712 00:41:07,157 --> 00:41:08,491 Uh-huh. 713 00:41:08,575 --> 00:41:10,743 Halle Berry ain't got shit on you! 714 00:41:12,496 --> 00:41:13,997 (POP MUSlC PLAYlNG) 715 00:41:16,083 --> 00:41:17,875 (ALL CHATTERlNG) 716 00:41:20,337 --> 00:41:21,421 Hello. 717 00:41:24,091 --> 00:41:26,175 Oh, Lord, l must be in heaven. 718 00:41:26,677 --> 00:41:29,178 Who invited America's sexiest buffalo? 719 00:41:30,681 --> 00:41:32,265 l invited her. 720 00:41:32,391 --> 00:41:33,766 Be nice. 721 00:41:36,270 --> 00:41:37,437 Oh, no. 722 00:41:41,066 --> 00:41:43,609 What are we doing, sacrificing an animal or something? 723 00:41:44,611 --> 00:41:46,029 JASMlNE: We are the Divas. 724 00:41:46,572 --> 00:41:49,532 The senior society of GGSA's best artists. 725 00:41:49,616 --> 00:41:51,075 This is our inner sanctum. 726 00:41:52,453 --> 00:41:53,578 TRENT: Oh. 727 00:41:53,954 --> 00:41:55,621 Can we trust her not to narc us out? 728 00:41:55,956 --> 00:41:58,458 -l ain't no narc. -That's what a narc would say. 729 00:41:58,625 --> 00:42:00,626 -That's true. -Good point. 730 00:42:00,961 --> 00:42:03,212 Good point? Girl, (SCOFFS) 731 00:42:03,297 --> 00:42:07,633 let me tell you something about Charmaine Daisy Pierce. 732 00:42:08,594 --> 00:42:09,802 My ex-boyfriend, right? 733 00:42:10,304 --> 00:42:11,471 Marlo. 734 00:42:12,264 --> 00:42:14,307 Doing a bid in Lompoc. Dealing. 735 00:42:14,808 --> 00:42:17,393 Po-po dragged me in on a trumped-up conspiracy case. 736 00:42:17,478 --> 00:42:20,563 Said if l testified against him, l could walk. 737 00:42:20,647 --> 00:42:23,316 -Know what l did? -ALL: What? 738 00:42:23,442 --> 00:42:25,401 Spent my 1 5th birthday in juvie. 739 00:42:25,486 --> 00:42:26,986 (ALL EXCLAlMlNG SYMPATHETlCALLY) 740 00:42:27,071 --> 00:42:29,489 My birthday cake was four lit matches in a Twinkie. 741 00:42:29,823 --> 00:42:32,658 -(ALL EXCLAlMlNG) -Oh, my God. How awful! 742 00:42:33,744 --> 00:42:37,830 Okay, everyone. We are assembled tonight to welcome our newest Diva. 743 00:42:38,332 --> 00:42:40,124 Haley Robinson. 744 00:42:41,627 --> 00:42:42,668 Stand up. 745 00:42:45,839 --> 00:42:48,257 This necklace is a commitment. 746 00:42:48,842 --> 00:42:51,761 A commitment to your life as an artist. 747 00:42:51,845 --> 00:42:55,181 That you will never give up on your friends or your art. 748 00:42:55,516 --> 00:42:57,517 -Do you accept? -l do. 749 00:42:58,018 --> 00:42:59,435 Turn around. 750 00:43:05,859 --> 00:43:07,193 Done. 751 00:43:09,154 --> 00:43:10,696 Congratulations. You're a Diva. 752 00:43:10,823 --> 00:43:13,366 Uh, Jasmine? Where is your necklace? 753 00:43:14,701 --> 00:43:17,286 -l'm getting the clasp fixed. -Oh. 754 00:43:17,704 --> 00:43:19,038 lSABELLE: Welcome to the Divas. 755 00:43:23,669 --> 00:43:26,379 "The lnaugural Class Music Box." 756 00:43:27,047 --> 00:43:30,216 Yeah, the first graduating class gifted it to the school. 757 00:43:30,300 --> 00:43:32,051 You open it, it'd play the school song. 758 00:43:32,177 --> 00:43:35,179 Not really worth much, but it's sentimental. 759 00:43:35,889 --> 00:43:39,517 Well, l can't imagine why anyone would want to steal it. 760 00:43:40,227 --> 00:43:42,353 Unless it had something valuable inside. 761 00:43:42,563 --> 00:43:44,730 l doubt it. lt's been there for so long. 762 00:43:44,857 --> 00:43:46,399 But between you, me and the Kool, 763 00:43:47,985 --> 00:43:49,485 l think the girls lifted it. 764 00:43:50,362 --> 00:43:51,487 You sure? 765 00:43:51,572 --> 00:43:53,906 Look, the other night, l'm wiping down the reference room, 766 00:43:54,032 --> 00:43:56,659 l hear the girls sneaking in, giggling. 767 00:43:57,244 --> 00:43:59,829 l look in there, they peaced out. 768 00:43:59,913 --> 00:44:01,831 And so is the music box. 769 00:44:02,416 --> 00:44:03,583 Hmm. 770 00:44:04,918 --> 00:44:08,087 l saw a picture of a man in your office. 771 00:44:08,881 --> 00:44:10,256 He looked familiar. 772 00:44:11,091 --> 00:44:13,092 My fishing buddy, Tony. 773 00:44:13,218 --> 00:44:15,511 You probably read about it in the newspaper. 774 00:44:15,596 --> 00:44:17,763 -Anthony Canetti? -That's it. 775 00:44:18,265 --> 00:44:19,390 Yeah. 776 00:44:19,600 --> 00:44:23,019 He just left here a couple days ago for our monthly poker game. 777 00:44:23,187 --> 00:44:24,604 lt's a damn shame. 778 00:44:25,272 --> 00:44:26,439 Uh... 779 00:44:27,441 --> 00:44:29,859 (CHUCKLES) These bobby pins don't stay put. 780 00:44:32,362 --> 00:44:36,365 Look here, Big Momma, l got a couple St. ldes on ice back at the crib. 781 00:44:36,450 --> 00:44:39,619 Oh, no. No, Big Momma's a wine cooler woman. 782 00:44:40,412 --> 00:44:42,246 And she's gotta get back to her girls. 783 00:44:44,291 --> 00:44:46,375 Even a momma bear needs some sugar. 784 00:44:46,460 --> 00:44:48,961 (FlRMLY) l said that's enough, now. 785 00:44:52,731 --> 00:44:55,942 (EXCLAlMS) God, l forgive you for the '90s. 786 00:44:56,735 --> 00:44:58,736 But thank you, Jesus, for now! 787 00:44:58,904 --> 00:45:00,071 Mmm! 788 00:45:01,281 --> 00:45:03,199 (GlRLS CHATTERlNG) 789 00:45:06,787 --> 00:45:08,454 (GlGGLlNG) 790 00:45:15,295 --> 00:45:17,547 Yay! 791 00:45:19,967 --> 00:45:23,636 Charmaine? You look like you have on Big Momma's PJs. 792 00:45:23,762 --> 00:45:25,304 l have something you could try on. 793 00:45:25,431 --> 00:45:27,056 (STAMMERlNG) Oh, no, no, no, l couldn't. 794 00:45:27,141 --> 00:45:29,809 But, uh, you could try it on for me. 795 00:45:30,144 --> 00:45:31,227 Okay. 796 00:45:31,311 --> 00:45:34,605 l know. Fashion show! 797 00:45:34,773 --> 00:45:36,274 (GlRLS SQUEALlNG) 798 00:45:37,818 --> 00:45:39,902 Could this get any better? 799 00:45:40,904 --> 00:45:42,238 (SQUEALlNG) 800 00:45:42,781 --> 00:45:44,490 (HlP-HOP MUSlC PLAYlNG ON STEREO) 801 00:45:52,666 --> 00:45:53,749 Okay! 802 00:45:56,503 --> 00:45:57,670 (ALL WHOOPlNG) 803 00:46:12,186 --> 00:46:13,936 Hey! Oh, you can wear this. 804 00:46:14,021 --> 00:46:15,813 l don't know, l... 805 00:46:17,691 --> 00:46:18,858 (ALL WHOOPlNG) 806 00:46:58,232 --> 00:46:59,357 (TURNS OFF STEREO) 807 00:47:02,319 --> 00:47:03,736 How entertaining. 808 00:47:05,155 --> 00:47:07,323 Everybody back to their rooms, now! 809 00:47:07,407 --> 00:47:09,158 Oh. And by the way, 810 00:47:10,369 --> 00:47:13,162 until the thief who stole that music box comes forward, 811 00:47:13,580 --> 00:47:15,998 lights out time, 8:00 p.m. 812 00:47:16,416 --> 00:47:17,500 Bounce! 813 00:47:19,086 --> 00:47:21,254 Oh, don't look with the sour faces. Let's go! 814 00:47:21,338 --> 00:47:22,922 Don't you eyeball me, girl. 815 00:47:23,340 --> 00:47:24,757 You just go on. 816 00:47:26,009 --> 00:47:27,385 Don't corner-eye me! 817 00:47:28,178 --> 00:47:29,428 We was bouncing it out. 818 00:47:29,513 --> 00:47:31,889 You was bouncing it... (EXCLAlMS) 819 00:47:35,252 --> 00:47:38,379 "Ten Ways to Snag a Guy"? That'll never work. 820 00:47:38,464 --> 00:47:39,797 (SCOFFS) 821 00:47:43,093 --> 00:47:46,137 What's wrong with you? l told you to stay away from those girls. 822 00:47:46,805 --> 00:47:49,932 l was doing some undercover work. Getting information. 823 00:47:50,476 --> 00:47:54,312 Undercover. Yeah, well, that explains you lounging in lingerie. 824 00:47:55,147 --> 00:47:57,315 l was doing what girls do, okay? 825 00:47:57,816 --> 00:48:00,276 Look, you gotta see the genius of my plan. 826 00:48:00,360 --> 00:48:01,986 (SCOFFlNG) 827 00:48:02,154 --> 00:48:04,072 -Your plan? -Yeah. 828 00:48:04,156 --> 00:48:06,574 These girls, they're starting to think l'm on their side. 829 00:48:06,658 --> 00:48:09,452 -Right. -The Divas are never gonna talk to you. 830 00:48:09,536 --> 00:48:12,497 Not the way you run the house. Look. 831 00:48:12,998 --> 00:48:16,334 You think the Jackson 5 gave Papa Joe information? No. 832 00:48:16,668 --> 00:48:19,295 Janet had all the dirt. And l'm their Janet! 833 00:48:19,379 --> 00:48:21,714 Wait. Who the hell are the Divas? 834 00:48:22,049 --> 00:48:23,508 -Seriously? -Yeah. 835 00:48:24,218 --> 00:48:26,677 The most popular girls in school! 836 00:48:26,804 --> 00:48:28,930 They're the best artists. They run this place. 837 00:48:29,014 --> 00:48:30,515 Oh, you need me. (CHUCKLES) 838 00:48:30,682 --> 00:48:33,851 Trust me, l'm a seasoned FBl agent. 839 00:48:34,478 --> 00:48:39,190 l've infiltrated tougher circles than a posse of gossipy teenage girls. 840 00:48:39,817 --> 00:48:44,362 So how about you stick to the hiding and l'll stick to the undercover work? 841 00:48:45,697 --> 00:48:47,198 (lN GlRLlSH VOlCE) Whatever. 842 00:48:47,866 --> 00:48:49,200 (lN NORMAL VOlCE) l was just trying to help. 843 00:48:49,326 --> 00:48:51,994 Please, do me a favor. Don't help. 844 00:48:52,371 --> 00:48:53,538 Whatever! 845 00:48:59,169 --> 00:49:01,712 Where'd you find Jasmine's necklace? 846 00:49:03,382 --> 00:49:04,715 How'd you know this was Jasmine's? 847 00:49:05,384 --> 00:49:06,801 Oh. (LAUGHS) 848 00:49:06,885 --> 00:49:08,302 You don't need me. 849 00:49:08,387 --> 00:49:12,056 You've infiltrated tougher circles than a posse of gossipy teenage girls. 850 00:49:14,893 --> 00:49:16,727 Okay, fine. 851 00:49:18,397 --> 00:49:19,856 l might be able to use your help. 852 00:49:21,400 --> 00:49:23,109 lf l help you, you got to help me. 853 00:49:23,569 --> 00:49:26,237 -Help you what? -You've got to sign my contract. 854 00:49:27,197 --> 00:49:28,948 -How about l think about it? -(SCOFFS) 855 00:49:29,199 --> 00:49:31,909 How about l go back to reading my Cosmo? 856 00:49:35,414 --> 00:49:38,583 Fine. 857 00:49:56,101 --> 00:49:57,560 Nothing. 858 00:49:57,769 --> 00:49:59,937 Just hundreds of these. 859 00:50:07,279 --> 00:50:09,280 (LYRICAL MIRACLE PLAYING) 860 00:50:13,285 --> 00:50:14,619 Not bad. 861 00:50:16,788 --> 00:50:18,289 Turn it off, you idiot. 862 00:50:19,625 --> 00:50:20,791 (TURNS OFF STEREO) 863 00:50:21,835 --> 00:50:23,085 Let's go. 864 00:50:23,587 --> 00:50:25,463 l know how to find them. 865 00:50:27,341 --> 00:50:30,426 MALCOLM: Charmaine, you're late for class. Now get to ballet. 866 00:50:30,802 --> 00:50:32,303 lNSTRUCTOR: Demi plié. 867 00:50:32,429 --> 00:50:34,472 (PlANO PLAYlNG BALLET MUSlC) 868 00:50:39,853 --> 00:50:42,688 -Knees over the toes. -(GROANS) 869 00:50:44,149 --> 00:50:45,691 Chest up. 870 00:50:46,443 --> 00:50:47,902 Shoulders back. 871 00:50:47,986 --> 00:50:49,028 Out. 872 00:50:49,863 --> 00:50:51,948 And grand plié! 873 00:50:54,034 --> 00:50:56,035 (EXCLAlMlNG lN DlSCOMFORT) 874 00:50:58,288 --> 00:50:59,622 And up. 875 00:51:00,165 --> 00:51:01,290 l can't. 876 00:51:01,500 --> 00:51:02,625 -Oh! -(PlANO STOPS) 877 00:51:02,709 --> 00:51:05,169 Let's get into groups for the routine. 878 00:51:05,712 --> 00:51:07,505 Jasmine, head up. 879 00:51:08,006 --> 00:51:10,508 (MANIAC FROM FLASHDANCE PLAYING) 880 00:51:17,349 --> 00:51:18,808 (lNSTRUCTOR COUNTlNG) 881 00:51:18,892 --> 00:51:20,476 Just a steeI town girl on a Saturday night 882 00:51:20,560 --> 00:51:23,145 Looking for the fight of her Iife 883 00:51:23,230 --> 00:51:24,522 She has danced into the danger zone 884 00:51:24,648 --> 00:51:25,856 Get in line! 885 00:51:26,233 --> 00:51:27,566 Stretch. 886 00:51:27,818 --> 00:51:29,986 When the dancer becomes the dance 887 00:51:30,487 --> 00:51:32,488 (EXCLAlMlNG lN PAlN) 888 00:51:32,572 --> 00:51:34,031 Are you okay? 889 00:51:35,033 --> 00:51:37,618 One, two, three, four, five, six... 890 00:51:37,703 --> 00:51:40,246 On the wire between will and what will be 891 00:51:40,372 --> 00:51:41,872 (PANTlNG) 892 00:51:42,416 --> 00:51:44,875 Whoo! Sweet Jesus. 893 00:51:48,338 --> 00:51:50,464 -Charmaine, go. -Uh-uh. 894 00:51:50,549 --> 00:51:51,882 Go! 895 00:51:53,677 --> 00:51:55,845 She's a maniac, maniac... 896 00:51:55,929 --> 00:51:57,221 Slow down. 897 00:51:58,056 --> 00:51:59,515 GlRL: Watch out! 898 00:52:00,058 --> 00:52:01,767 (SCREAMlNG) 899 00:52:01,893 --> 00:52:03,227 (GROANlNG) 900 00:52:06,690 --> 00:52:10,067 Now l know why they call it The Nutcracker. 901 00:52:11,028 --> 00:52:12,570 l was twirling. 902 00:52:16,742 --> 00:52:18,492 CHlRKOFF: Have you seen this guy? BOTH: No. 903 00:52:18,577 --> 00:52:21,412 l'm looking for this Prodi-G. Have you seen him? 904 00:52:22,205 --> 00:52:25,708 l'm a record producer. l'm very interested in talking to him. 905 00:52:26,209 --> 00:52:29,253 Oh, for realsie? You're standing before his DJ! 906 00:52:29,755 --> 00:52:31,797 Yeah, and, um, l'm his business partner. 907 00:52:31,923 --> 00:52:33,049 You're not his partner. 908 00:52:33,133 --> 00:52:34,592 -You're his hype man. -Whatever. 909 00:52:35,093 --> 00:52:36,594 Have you seen him? 910 00:52:36,762 --> 00:52:38,471 MlA since Sunday. 911 00:52:38,597 --> 00:52:41,891 The Prodi-G, he's been known to go on personal retreats 912 00:52:41,975 --> 00:52:43,434 to exorcise his demons. 913 00:52:44,102 --> 00:52:45,770 Let me give you my card. 914 00:52:46,104 --> 00:52:47,938 lf you see him, call me. 915 00:52:48,273 --> 00:52:50,066 Maybe we can all do business. 916 00:52:50,400 --> 00:52:54,737 Most definitely! Business sounds good, baby. Take care now. 917 00:52:55,822 --> 00:52:57,782 Let me see that card. 918 00:52:58,617 --> 00:53:00,785 TRENT: So, tell me once again. Why do l have to go to art? 919 00:53:00,911 --> 00:53:04,205 Because you're a student here and you need to keep up your cover. 920 00:53:04,289 --> 00:53:06,624 -This ain't even my type of art. -Oh, shut up! 921 00:53:08,251 --> 00:53:09,668 Oh! 922 00:53:09,836 --> 00:53:12,963 You must be our new student, Charmaine. 923 00:53:13,131 --> 00:53:15,633 -Hey! -Just in time for figure day. 924 00:53:15,759 --> 00:53:18,094 Oh! Here's our nude model! 925 00:53:18,345 --> 00:53:21,514 Now, you just disrobe whenever you feel comfortable. 926 00:53:22,182 --> 00:53:24,266 Now that's my type of art! 927 00:53:28,313 --> 00:53:32,316 Oh, no, no! Ain't nobody getting naked! 928 00:53:32,651 --> 00:53:33,776 That'd be shameful. 929 00:53:33,860 --> 00:53:38,656 What on earth do you mean, Big Momma? This is a fine art class. 930 00:53:39,324 --> 00:53:41,283 We're studying the human form. 931 00:53:41,368 --> 00:53:44,370 Yep. That's right, Big Momma. This is fine art. 932 00:53:44,830 --> 00:53:46,831 And she is mighty fine. 933 00:53:47,666 --> 00:53:49,834 And besides, we're all women here. 934 00:53:51,002 --> 00:53:53,295 (STAMMERS) Well, of course. l know that. 935 00:53:54,297 --> 00:53:57,800 But what you're doing, you know, with this woman getting naked... 936 00:53:57,884 --> 00:54:00,636 What you're doing is you're reinforcing 937 00:54:00,720 --> 00:54:02,972 a terrible stereotype. 938 00:54:03,682 --> 00:54:05,724 Yeah, um, 939 00:54:05,851 --> 00:54:09,770 92.6% of the females in this country 940 00:54:09,855 --> 00:54:11,564 are size 1 2 or bigger! 941 00:54:12,149 --> 00:54:14,024 -Really? -Yeah! 942 00:54:14,192 --> 00:54:16,735 What with the media images 943 00:54:17,529 --> 00:54:21,824 telling girls that they won't be happy unless they're a size negative zero, 944 00:54:21,992 --> 00:54:24,869 well, that just distorts our body image! 945 00:54:25,203 --> 00:54:28,080 And causes eating disorders. 946 00:54:28,540 --> 00:54:30,207 And alopecia. 947 00:54:30,375 --> 00:54:31,625 -Oh. -Yeah. 948 00:54:31,710 --> 00:54:33,919 And no offense, young lady, 949 00:54:34,379 --> 00:54:38,048 but you got a little body and a big-ass head! Yeah. 950 00:54:38,175 --> 00:54:40,301 The circumference on that thing is like... 951 00:54:40,385 --> 00:54:42,553 Oh, don't listen to her! 952 00:54:42,679 --> 00:54:45,848 She's having hot flashes. Go ahead, girl, show us what you got! 953 00:54:46,099 --> 00:54:47,683 -Wait. -No. 954 00:54:48,393 --> 00:54:49,727 You know, 955 00:54:50,270 --> 00:54:52,771 l think l agree with Big Momma. 956 00:54:52,898 --> 00:54:54,273 -You do? -Yes. 957 00:54:54,608 --> 00:54:57,776 We have never once had a full-figured model. 958 00:54:57,903 --> 00:54:59,778 (STAMMERlNG) lt's shameful. 959 00:55:01,281 --> 00:55:03,282 -Shameful! -So how about it, Big Momma? 960 00:55:04,451 --> 00:55:07,870 -Excuse me? -l think you should be our model. 961 00:55:08,121 --> 00:55:09,538 Amen! 962 00:55:10,373 --> 00:55:11,916 (GlRLS GlGGLlNG) 963 00:55:12,417 --> 00:55:13,584 (CLEARlNG THROAT) 964 00:55:13,710 --> 00:55:15,961 Yeah, it's all clear in here. 965 00:55:16,087 --> 00:55:17,963 Pipes are great. 966 00:55:18,131 --> 00:55:19,840 l think you should be our model. 967 00:55:19,925 --> 00:55:22,718 Big Momma don't be getting butt naked for nobody! 968 00:55:22,802 --> 00:55:24,929 -Oh, come on. You're beautiful! -No, l don't get down like that. 969 00:55:25,055 --> 00:55:27,223 l know l'm beautiful, but l don't get down like that. 970 00:55:27,307 --> 00:55:28,933 -Oh! -No. 971 00:55:51,122 --> 00:55:52,998 l need more pastels. 972 00:55:53,625 --> 00:55:55,584 l need a huge canvas. 973 00:55:56,294 --> 00:56:00,005 Excuse me, but shouldn't l be eating some grapes, 974 00:56:00,173 --> 00:56:01,966 or a cheeseburger or something? 975 00:56:02,342 --> 00:56:04,301 You are an inspiration just as you are. 976 00:56:04,844 --> 00:56:06,095 Okay. Class. 977 00:56:06,596 --> 00:56:10,599 lt's time for a new pose. Artists, grab a new canvas. 978 00:56:10,976 --> 00:56:12,101 Big Momma? 979 00:56:12,185 --> 00:56:14,186 Oh, okay. Well, um... 980 00:56:14,479 --> 00:56:16,272 How about that one right there? 981 00:56:16,356 --> 00:56:17,773 Very good. 982 00:56:17,983 --> 00:56:19,984 Now, if you'd kindly just drop the sheet. 983 00:56:20,944 --> 00:56:23,028 -Say what? -Don't be shy. 984 00:56:23,655 --> 00:56:27,908 Like you said, these girls need role models. 985 00:56:27,993 --> 00:56:30,953 Well, l got a lot of rolls, but they're not exactly the kind... 986 00:56:31,037 --> 00:56:33,831 Oh, come on, Big Momma, let it all hang out! 987 00:56:33,957 --> 00:56:36,417 (EXCLAlMS) You don't want it to all hang out! 988 00:56:36,501 --> 00:56:39,336 Show us what a real woman looks like! 989 00:56:41,006 --> 00:56:42,673 -(ALARM WAlLlNG) -Hurry up, it's a fire! 990 00:56:42,799 --> 00:56:44,216 Get out of here! lt's a fire! 991 00:56:44,342 --> 00:56:46,844 Girl, your hair's gonna crimp up if it catches on fire. 992 00:56:47,721 --> 00:56:51,473 Yeah, l'm gonna let the students and staff know the status. 993 00:56:52,851 --> 00:56:56,812 False alarm, ladies! Back to class, back to class! 994 00:56:57,063 --> 00:56:58,480 (EXClTEDLY) Hello, 995 00:56:58,898 --> 00:57:01,025 Big Momma! 996 00:57:01,401 --> 00:57:02,526 (GRUNTS) 997 00:57:02,861 --> 00:57:05,154 Wrapped in that sheet, you look like Aphrodite. 998 00:57:05,238 --> 00:57:07,197 More like the centerfold for Thick and Juicy. 999 00:57:07,824 --> 00:57:10,826 Kurtis Kool, meet my great-niece, Charmaine. 1000 00:57:11,036 --> 00:57:13,329 -How you doing, Charmaine? -A little tip about Big Momma. 1001 00:57:13,413 --> 00:57:15,331 The more she resists, the more she wants you. 1002 00:57:15,915 --> 00:57:18,667 With those Beyoncé thighs and the Rihanna eyes! 1003 00:57:18,752 --> 00:57:21,837 -Get it? -GlRLS: Big Momma! Big Momma! 1004 00:57:21,921 --> 00:57:25,341 lt's Mia. She's saying she's going to kill herself. 1005 00:57:25,425 --> 00:57:27,551 What you talking? That's terrible! 1006 00:57:27,886 --> 00:57:30,054 -l've got to get dressed. -Hurry! 1007 00:57:33,266 --> 00:57:34,350 Beautiful thing. 1008 00:57:34,768 --> 00:57:37,227 Boom shaka-laka-laka! Boom shaka-laka! 1009 00:57:37,562 --> 00:57:39,063 lt's Kurtis. l'm out front. 1010 00:57:39,564 --> 00:57:40,606 Charmaine! 1011 00:57:41,566 --> 00:57:43,901 -Do you have a free period? -Uh, l do now. 1012 00:57:44,027 --> 00:57:47,196 -Good. Come shopping with me. -Okay. All right. 1013 00:57:47,906 --> 00:57:51,450 All right, all right. l had to get dressed! What is all this... 1014 00:57:51,576 --> 00:57:52,701 Ooh! 1015 00:57:52,786 --> 00:57:55,579 Blood! Did anyone call 91 1 ? 1016 00:57:56,748 --> 00:57:57,915 Mia? 1017 00:57:58,875 --> 00:58:00,459 Oh, my God. 1018 00:58:00,877 --> 00:58:02,753 You told me she was going to kill herself. 1019 00:58:02,921 --> 00:58:05,714 -l want to die! -You have too much to live for. 1020 00:58:05,799 --> 00:58:07,966 Calm down. Tell Big Momma what happened. 1021 00:58:08,927 --> 00:58:13,097 We bought hair dye at Walgreens and the directions were in Spanish. 1022 00:58:13,223 --> 00:58:14,598 She takes French. 1023 00:58:14,724 --> 00:58:18,102 Child, don't you know cheap hair dye is like an old man? 1024 00:58:18,228 --> 00:58:20,729 lt don't last long and it marks up the furniture. 1025 00:58:20,814 --> 00:58:24,400 l thought if l looked different, Delanté would fall back in love with me. 1026 00:58:24,484 --> 00:58:26,110 You look different, all right. 1027 00:58:26,653 --> 00:58:27,736 But now, listen. 1028 00:58:27,821 --> 00:58:30,656 He has got to love you for all the stuff you can't buy in no store. 1029 00:58:30,782 --> 00:58:32,074 And if he don't, 1030 00:58:32,158 --> 00:58:35,244 then don't change yourself, change your man. 1031 00:58:35,745 --> 00:58:37,496 Huh? We feeling the deepness? 1032 00:58:38,123 --> 00:58:39,581 Huh? Think about that. 1033 00:58:43,336 --> 00:58:44,837 What about my hair? 1034 00:58:44,963 --> 00:58:46,588 Oh, well, that's got to go. 1035 00:58:46,673 --> 00:58:48,674 Yeah, we're gonna wash that fella right out of your hair. 1036 00:58:54,614 --> 00:58:55,948 Ew, not that. 1037 00:58:56,032 --> 00:58:57,991 -Definitely not that! -(GASPS) 1038 00:58:59,118 --> 00:59:00,702 -This. -Mmm-mmm. 1039 00:59:01,037 --> 00:59:02,913 l'm not sure that's me. You know? 1040 00:59:02,997 --> 00:59:05,165 l know what's you. Trust me. 1041 00:59:13,424 --> 00:59:15,425 Oh, girl, you want this one? 1042 00:59:15,885 --> 00:59:17,552 What do you mean? We're sharing. 1043 00:59:25,937 --> 00:59:28,563 What are you waiting for? Take your clothes off. 1044 00:59:30,149 --> 00:59:31,358 Oh. 1045 00:59:33,820 --> 00:59:35,570 (CHUCKLlNG NERVOUSLY) 1046 00:59:37,490 --> 00:59:39,741 Uh, girl, something just came up! l'll be right back. 1047 00:59:39,993 --> 00:59:41,618 l'll be right back! 1048 00:59:41,703 --> 00:59:43,328 (CRASHlNG) 1049 00:59:43,413 --> 00:59:46,206 -Are you okay? -Uh, l'm all right! 1050 00:59:46,290 --> 00:59:48,250 (CRASHlNG CONTlNUES) 1051 00:59:48,418 --> 00:59:49,710 (TRENT GROANS) 1052 00:59:50,253 --> 00:59:51,503 (TIK TOK PLAYlNG) 1053 00:59:51,587 --> 00:59:53,338 Wake up in the morning feeIing Iike P. Diddy 1054 00:59:53,423 --> 00:59:57,217 Grab my glasses, I'm out the door I'm gonna hit this city 1055 00:59:57,301 --> 01:00:01,471 Before I leave Brush my teeth with a bottIe of Jack 1056 01:00:01,556 --> 01:00:05,308 'Cause when I leave for the night I ain't coming back 1057 01:00:05,393 --> 01:00:08,186 I'm taIking pedicure on our toes, toes 1058 01:00:08,271 --> 01:00:10,188 Trying on aII our cIothes, cIothes 1059 01:00:10,273 --> 01:00:13,025 Boys bIowing up our phones, phones 1060 01:00:13,443 --> 01:00:16,194 Drop-topping Playing our favorite CDs 1061 01:00:16,279 --> 01:00:21,491 PuIIing up to the parties Trying to get a IittIe bit tipsy 1062 01:00:21,784 --> 01:00:25,537 Don't stop, make it pop DJ, bIow my speakers up 1063 01:00:25,621 --> 01:00:29,708 Tonight, I'ma fight tiII we see the sunIight 1064 01:00:29,792 --> 01:00:34,212 Tick tock on the clock But the party don't stop, no 1065 01:00:34,297 --> 01:00:37,716 Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh 1066 01:00:37,800 --> 01:00:41,678 Don't stop, make it pop DJ, bIow my speakers up 1067 01:00:41,763 --> 01:00:45,682 Tonight, I'ma fight tiII we see the sunIight 1068 01:00:45,767 --> 01:00:50,062 Tick tock on the clock But the party don't stop, no 1069 01:00:50,146 --> 01:00:53,732 Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh 1070 01:00:53,816 --> 01:00:57,360 Ain't got a care in world but got pIenty of beer 1071 01:00:57,445 --> 01:01:01,573 Ain't got no money in my pocket But I'm aIready here 1072 01:01:01,657 --> 01:01:05,744 And now the dudes are Iining up 'cause they hear we got swagger 1073 01:01:05,828 --> 01:01:09,623 But we kick them to the curb unIess they Iook Iike Mick Jagger 1074 01:01:09,707 --> 01:01:12,084 I'm taIking about everybody getting crunk, crunk 1075 01:01:12,168 --> 01:01:14,086 Boys tryin' to touch myjunk, junk 1076 01:01:14,170 --> 01:01:17,214 Gonna smack him if he getting too drunk, drunk 1077 01:01:17,298 --> 01:01:22,260 Now, now, we go untiI they kick us out, out Or the police shut us down, down 1078 01:01:22,345 --> 01:01:23,595 Police shut us down 1079 01:01:23,679 --> 01:01:27,682 Don't stop, make it pop DJ, bIow my speakers up 1080 01:01:27,767 --> 01:01:31,561 Tonight, I'ma fight TiII we see the sunIight 1081 01:01:31,646 --> 01:01:36,108 Tick tock on the clock But the party don't stop, no 1082 01:01:36,192 --> 01:01:39,611 Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh 1083 01:01:39,695 --> 01:01:43,615 Don't stop, make it pop DJ, bIow my speakers up 1084 01:01:43,699 --> 01:01:47,661 Tonight, I'ma fight tiII we see the sunIight 1085 01:01:47,745 --> 01:01:52,082 Tick tock on the clock But the party don't stop, no 1086 01:01:52,166 --> 01:01:55,544 Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh 1087 01:01:56,671 --> 01:02:00,590 With my hands up You got me now 1088 01:02:00,675 --> 01:02:04,177 You got that sound Yeah, you got me 1089 01:02:04,637 --> 01:02:08,640 You buiId me up You break me down 1090 01:02:08,724 --> 01:02:12,227 My heart, it pounds Yeah, you got me 1091 01:02:12,311 --> 01:02:15,522 The party don't start tiII I waIk in 1092 01:02:15,606 --> 01:02:19,609 Don't stop, make it pop DJ, bIow my speakers up 1093 01:02:19,694 --> 01:02:23,780 Tonight, I'ma fight tiII we see the sunIight 1094 01:02:23,865 --> 01:02:28,160 Tick tock on the clock But the party don't stop, no 1095 01:02:28,244 --> 01:02:31,663 Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh 1096 01:02:31,747 --> 01:02:36,168 Tick tock on the clock But the party don't stop, no 1097 01:02:36,252 --> 01:02:40,005 Oh, oh, oh Oh, oh, oh 1098 01:02:44,760 --> 01:02:46,678 You've been Momma-fied. 1099 01:02:47,263 --> 01:02:48,889 (GlRLS GlGGLlNG) 1100 01:02:51,767 --> 01:02:53,435 (GlRLS EXCLAlMlNG) 1101 01:02:53,936 --> 01:02:57,022 What... ls it not me? ls it too much? 1102 01:02:57,106 --> 01:03:00,859 Oh, don't be silly. You just need the final touch. 1103 01:03:00,943 --> 01:03:04,988 Get her a chair. Yeah, okay. Grab a seat. l'll get it. 1104 01:03:09,452 --> 01:03:10,869 Oh! 1105 01:03:10,953 --> 01:03:12,287 There we go. 1106 01:03:12,705 --> 01:03:13,997 Vaseline? 1107 01:03:14,207 --> 01:03:15,874 God's gift to black people. 1108 01:03:16,542 --> 01:03:20,420 Ashy coming out of the bathtub? Baby's got a diaper rash? 1109 01:03:20,504 --> 01:03:22,589 Your hair look like it just took a mug shot? 1110 01:03:22,673 --> 01:03:24,132 Just rub it in! 1111 01:03:24,508 --> 01:03:27,469 There. Watch me work my magic now. 1112 01:03:28,930 --> 01:03:30,305 Voilà! 1113 01:03:35,102 --> 01:03:38,063 There you go. (CHUCKLES) 1114 01:03:38,147 --> 01:03:40,732 You're a genius! Thank you! 1115 01:03:42,276 --> 01:03:43,985 l just brought the beauty outside. 1116 01:03:45,488 --> 01:03:46,571 Um... 1117 01:03:47,198 --> 01:03:51,576 Come over here for a second and let Big Momma get a talk with you. 1118 01:03:52,787 --> 01:03:55,497 Tell me what you know about the missing music box. 1119 01:03:57,667 --> 01:04:00,669 You didn't hear this from me, but Jasmine and lsabelle, 1120 01:04:01,295 --> 01:04:04,464 l heard them say they're meeting someone near the library tonight. 1121 01:04:04,548 --> 01:04:06,508 -With what? -l don't know. 1122 01:04:07,301 --> 01:04:10,679 But l heard them say that lsabelle's gonna bring it in her bag. 1123 01:04:22,066 --> 01:04:24,276 -You look awesome, girl. -Oh! 1124 01:04:24,777 --> 01:04:26,778 Back at you, H-bomb. 1125 01:04:28,614 --> 01:04:29,739 Yo, Robinson. 1126 01:04:30,700 --> 01:04:31,783 Delanté. 1127 01:04:31,867 --> 01:04:33,618 -Looking fine today, Haley. -Yes, she is. 1128 01:04:33,744 --> 01:04:35,203 How about we hang out after your big show? 1129 01:04:35,288 --> 01:04:36,705 You just broke up with Mia. 1130 01:04:36,872 --> 01:04:38,456 Help me heal. 1131 01:04:40,293 --> 01:04:41,626 Come on. 1132 01:04:42,295 --> 01:04:44,129 lM me if you change your mind. 1133 01:04:46,132 --> 01:04:48,591 HALEY: Ugh! Those guys are such tools. TRENT: Right? 1134 01:04:50,052 --> 01:04:52,554 So, you got, like, a boyfriend or anything? 1135 01:04:52,638 --> 01:04:54,139 No way. 1136 01:04:54,223 --> 01:04:58,310 l'm beginning to think the guy l'm looking for doesn't really exist. 1137 01:04:58,394 --> 01:04:59,644 How about you? 1138 01:04:59,729 --> 01:05:01,146 Oh, no, girl. 1139 01:05:01,230 --> 01:05:03,773 The guy for me definitely does not exist. 1140 01:05:05,234 --> 01:05:08,320 You know what? l think l got somebody l could hook you up with, girl. 1141 01:05:08,404 --> 01:05:09,738 -Really? -Yep. 1142 01:05:09,822 --> 01:05:11,323 -Who? -He's my cousin. 1143 01:05:11,449 --> 01:05:14,951 His name is Trent. Hottie. Buff. Right? 1144 01:05:15,453 --> 01:05:18,496 He's our age. Plus, he's like a hip-hop lyrical miracle. 1145 01:05:18,581 --> 01:05:21,499 You've probably seen him perform at the Promenade. He goes by the name of... 1146 01:05:21,584 --> 01:05:23,251 -The Prodi-G? -(lN NORMAL VOlCE) Yeah, yeah! 1147 01:05:23,336 --> 01:05:26,171 -(GlRLlSHLY) Yeah, yeah! -Thinks he's all that and then some? 1148 01:05:26,297 --> 01:05:27,839 Talks about himself in the third person 1149 01:05:27,923 --> 01:05:31,259 and thinks that every girl on the planet is after him? 1150 01:05:32,303 --> 01:05:35,930 No offense, Charmaine, but your cousin is the last kind of guy l'd ever hook up with. 1151 01:05:36,766 --> 01:05:38,933 -(GlGGLES) -(GlGGLES SARCASTlCALLY) 1152 01:05:39,435 --> 01:05:41,019 Ew, the Prodi-G. 1153 01:05:45,816 --> 01:05:47,025 So, uh, 1154 01:05:48,694 --> 01:05:50,195 what is your type? 1155 01:05:50,821 --> 01:05:52,322 He's artistic. 1156 01:05:52,656 --> 01:05:56,117 Sensitive. lnterested in people besides himself. 1157 01:05:58,329 --> 01:05:59,996 And he likes long, 1158 01:06:00,623 --> 01:06:03,041 sweet, slow, lingering kisses. 1159 01:06:05,044 --> 01:06:06,294 Damn. 1160 01:06:06,837 --> 01:06:08,171 Damn! 1161 01:06:08,672 --> 01:06:10,548 What? Are you making fun of me? 1162 01:06:10,674 --> 01:06:14,302 Oh, no, girl. No, l'm saying that's exactly Trent. 1163 01:06:14,970 --> 01:06:17,305 Sure, he can be all puffed up on the outside, 1164 01:06:17,390 --> 01:06:19,891 but once you get to know him, l'm saying, he's a real sweetheart. 1165 01:06:20,643 --> 01:06:23,478 l mean, you guys should, like, be a couple! 1166 01:06:23,729 --> 01:06:25,397 He was thinking about going to the Showcase tomorrow. 1167 01:06:25,481 --> 01:06:29,484 Maybe you guys can hook up, you know, after the dance. Tomorrow night. 1168 01:06:29,693 --> 01:06:31,069 l don't know. Can l meet him before? 1169 01:06:31,195 --> 01:06:33,905 (CHUCKLlNG) No! lt's tomorrow night. 1170 01:06:35,199 --> 01:06:37,075 Well, how about tonight, then? 1171 01:06:39,412 --> 01:06:40,662 Oh, he'll be there. 1172 01:06:41,205 --> 01:06:42,414 Good. 1173 01:06:47,086 --> 01:06:48,920 MALCOLM: Just Kurtis Kool. 1174 01:06:49,004 --> 01:06:50,755 (SlGHS) Let me see. 1175 01:06:50,881 --> 01:06:52,757 What is wrong with you? Your life's in danger 1176 01:06:52,842 --> 01:06:54,426 and what did you do? You go shopping. 1177 01:06:54,718 --> 01:06:57,011 Look, shopping is a very big deal for girls. 1178 01:06:57,346 --> 01:07:00,098 lt's like their sports. lf they ain't doing it, they're talking about it. 1179 01:07:00,349 --> 01:07:03,852 Comparing stats, tracking sales. lt's like a fantasy league, you know? 1180 01:07:04,103 --> 01:07:06,688 So help me, Trent, if you're falling for that Haley girl... 1181 01:07:06,772 --> 01:07:09,274 (STAMMERlNG) l'm not going for Haley. l mean... No. 1182 01:07:09,400 --> 01:07:11,776 -She's not my type. -Good. 1183 01:07:15,531 --> 01:07:18,533 Okay, so, why don't we just go down there and intercept it? 1184 01:07:18,742 --> 01:07:21,202 MALCOLM: Not yet. Surveillance is a waiting game. 1185 01:07:21,287 --> 01:07:23,371 We can't do anything that could blow our cover. 1186 01:07:23,456 --> 01:07:27,792 Besides, if Mia is spinning us, let's just hope that if it is the music box, 1187 01:07:27,918 --> 01:07:29,919 that the flash drive's still inside it. 1188 01:07:30,129 --> 01:07:31,629 Oh, okay. 1189 01:07:33,132 --> 01:07:35,967 (SlGHS) So we just wait here. 1190 01:07:36,385 --> 01:07:38,636 (MALCOLM HUMMlNG) 1191 01:07:43,559 --> 01:07:45,059 Wait a minute. ls that the Tempts? 1192 01:07:45,769 --> 01:07:47,562 Not too old school for you? 1193 01:07:47,646 --> 01:07:50,148 No, actually, l was thinking about sampling it for my mix tape. 1194 01:07:50,399 --> 01:07:51,941 Can you sing it? 1195 01:07:52,568 --> 01:07:54,068 l'd rather hum. 1196 01:07:54,153 --> 01:07:58,156 l mean, but if you sing it, l can catch a vibe and l can have a dope mix tape 1197 01:07:58,282 --> 01:08:01,409 with some old-school jams on there. Then we can like... 1198 01:08:01,494 --> 01:08:02,994 All right. 1199 01:08:03,329 --> 01:08:06,164 (SlNGlNG) Papa was a rolling stone 1200 01:08:07,666 --> 01:08:10,835 -Wherever he laid his hat was his home -What 1201 01:08:10,920 --> 01:08:14,589 And I'm so fly But I get it from my fam 1202 01:08:14,673 --> 01:08:19,010 And we in the pIace and we on a case Vibin' out to an oId-schooI jam 1203 01:08:19,261 --> 01:08:21,429 (LAUGHS) l like that. 1204 01:08:21,514 --> 01:08:26,017 l like how you put the little new school with the old school. l could feel that. 1205 01:08:26,101 --> 01:08:29,604 l could jam to that. l could, you know, do this little thing l do. 1206 01:08:29,688 --> 01:08:31,189 Now, what's that? 1207 01:08:31,315 --> 01:08:34,442 A little something l used to do back in the day called the Cleveland Shuffle. 1208 01:08:34,527 --> 01:08:36,277 Oh, no, l need that. Come on. 1209 01:08:36,362 --> 01:08:38,613 -Well, it's two to the right. -Okay. 1210 01:08:38,697 --> 01:08:41,282 Two to the left. Now freak with it. 1211 01:08:41,492 --> 01:08:44,702 Freak with it. Freak with it, freak with it. 1212 01:08:44,787 --> 01:08:48,039 Kick. Now you get your spin on. Right? 1213 01:08:48,541 --> 01:08:49,958 Right? Bring it back. 1214 01:08:50,167 --> 01:08:52,126 (EXCLAlMS) Then you freak with it. 1215 01:08:52,336 --> 01:08:54,045 Freak with it. That's right. 1216 01:08:54,129 --> 01:08:56,798 And your arms got to be in a little T. rex position. 1217 01:08:56,882 --> 01:08:58,633 -Okay. -So a little something... 1218 01:08:58,717 --> 01:09:01,302 -Now freak with it. -So it's like the Soulja Boy, right? 1219 01:09:01,470 --> 01:09:04,722 No, Soulja Boy, that's a little hop thing. 1220 01:09:04,807 --> 01:09:06,724 l know what you're talking about, but that's a little hop thing. 1221 01:09:06,809 --> 01:09:08,393 -This is... -This is more like this? 1222 01:09:08,519 --> 01:09:10,728 This is Tempts. When them boys was... 1223 01:09:10,813 --> 01:09:12,480 -l like that. -You know, "Oooh!" 1224 01:09:12,565 --> 01:09:16,484 You know, that kind of thing. That's why l like doing this move. 1225 01:09:16,569 --> 01:09:18,903 'Cause it's not that complicated. 1226 01:09:19,154 --> 01:09:20,655 (LAUGHlNG) 1227 01:09:24,368 --> 01:09:25,535 Wait, what's up? 1228 01:09:26,078 --> 01:09:28,329 There are the girls. All right. 1229 01:09:28,914 --> 01:09:31,082 Chirkoff must have gotten to Kurtis Kool 1230 01:09:31,166 --> 01:09:33,251 and Kurtis Kool got the girls to steal the music box. 1231 01:09:33,544 --> 01:09:34,586 l can't believe that. 1232 01:09:34,712 --> 01:09:37,672 Look, Trent. Get back in that dress, all right? 1233 01:09:37,756 --> 01:09:40,008 -l'm gonna check it out. -Okay. 1234 01:09:50,185 --> 01:09:52,270 (UPBEAT SOUL MUSlC PLAYlNG) 1235 01:09:57,693 --> 01:09:59,110 AII right 1236 01:10:03,699 --> 01:10:06,367 Come on You're outta sight 1237 01:10:08,037 --> 01:10:11,205 You got to give me just what I need 1238 01:10:11,749 --> 01:10:15,627 And a sweet IittIe something that brings a man to his knees 1239 01:10:16,295 --> 01:10:19,464 I Iike it easy I like it nice and slow 1240 01:10:19,548 --> 01:10:21,090 -Boo. -Oh! 1241 01:10:21,884 --> 01:10:23,301 (CHUCKLlNG) 1242 01:10:23,886 --> 01:10:26,054 Wow, a security guard with stalkers. 1243 01:10:26,639 --> 01:10:28,473 l'm a curious woman. 1244 01:10:28,807 --> 01:10:31,643 Why don't you come and throw back some juice with me? 1245 01:10:31,727 --> 01:10:33,811 Let me satisfy that curiosity. 1246 01:10:37,733 --> 01:10:40,068 Well, all right. A little juice. 1247 01:10:40,486 --> 01:10:42,278 -This way? -Mmm-hmm. 1248 01:10:52,998 --> 01:10:56,334 I know, IateIy 1249 01:10:56,502 --> 01:10:58,002 Hey, have you seen a girl... 1250 01:10:58,087 --> 01:10:59,962 Oh, okay. Thank you. 1251 01:11:10,349 --> 01:11:11,516 Haley? 1252 01:11:13,268 --> 01:11:14,352 Trent? 1253 01:11:14,770 --> 01:11:16,688 What's up? How you doing? 1254 01:11:17,856 --> 01:11:23,277 Oh, l'm so sorry l'm late. These poetry readings always run long. 1255 01:11:25,489 --> 01:11:27,532 -You do spoken word? -Yeah. 1256 01:11:29,201 --> 01:11:32,954 And l like slow, lingering kisses. 1257 01:11:34,373 --> 01:11:36,124 You know, it's weird that you would say that. 1258 01:11:36,333 --> 01:11:38,960 Yeah, 'cause you feel the same way, too, right? 1259 01:11:39,795 --> 01:11:41,838 No, it's just weird that you would say that. 1260 01:11:45,509 --> 01:11:50,138 Right, right. Because rap don't allow me to get my sensitivities out. 1261 01:11:51,223 --> 01:11:53,391 And l got a lot of sensitivities 1262 01:11:53,475 --> 01:11:56,644 l like to get out. As a man, it's like... 1263 01:11:57,062 --> 01:11:59,355 They're deep. lt's like an ocean inside me. 1264 01:12:00,065 --> 01:12:02,316 At the poetry jam, uh, 1265 01:12:02,401 --> 01:12:04,485 we get all our sensitivities out, you know what l'm saying? 1266 01:12:05,070 --> 01:12:07,572 -And we be snapping... -(SlGHlNG) Okay. 1267 01:12:07,698 --> 01:12:10,408 And it's like... lt's, uh... 1268 01:12:10,576 --> 01:12:13,161 You know, l'm really sorry all Charmaine's coaching had to go to waste, 1269 01:12:13,245 --> 01:12:14,495 but l think that l'm just going to go. 1270 01:12:14,580 --> 01:12:16,664 No, no, no, wait, just stay. Stay. 1271 01:12:16,999 --> 01:12:18,416 (STAMMERS) Look. 1272 01:12:18,542 --> 01:12:22,170 Charmaine told me you were a beautiful, great girl. 1273 01:12:22,254 --> 01:12:25,840 And usually, beautiful, great girls don't go for... 1274 01:12:26,008 --> 01:12:27,091 The Prodi-G? 1275 01:12:27,426 --> 01:12:30,595 Yeah. Well, that's not exactly who l am. 1276 01:12:31,930 --> 01:12:34,432 This isn't who l am. This is... 1277 01:12:38,562 --> 01:12:41,022 Okay, then, who are you? 1278 01:12:43,692 --> 01:12:46,194 l don't know. l don't know who l am. 1279 01:12:46,278 --> 01:12:48,696 l'm still trying to figure that out. 1280 01:12:50,949 --> 01:12:52,033 Me, too. 1281 01:12:52,367 --> 01:12:54,452 Yeah. Can we run this back? 1282 01:12:55,037 --> 01:12:56,454 Yes. Yes, we can. 1283 01:12:56,705 --> 01:12:58,039 l'm Trent. 1284 01:12:58,791 --> 01:13:00,374 -Haley. -Haley. 1285 01:13:03,754 --> 01:13:06,798 Your champagne, my Nubian goddess. 1286 01:13:07,633 --> 01:13:11,135 Now don't go putting me on no pedestal. You know it might break. 1287 01:13:11,220 --> 01:13:14,722 What you talking about, girl? l like a woman with a little 1288 01:13:14,890 --> 01:13:16,641 funk in her trunk! 1289 01:13:17,601 --> 01:13:21,145 And some shrimp in the backyard. That's a woman! 1290 01:13:21,230 --> 01:13:24,065 (LAUGHS) Well, you know l like me a man with a dangerous side. 1291 01:13:24,233 --> 01:13:27,944 Something tells me that Kurtis Kool is not just a man 1292 01:13:28,028 --> 01:13:30,738 -with keys and a Taser, huh? -(LAUGHlNG) 1293 01:13:31,031 --> 01:13:32,657 And you're ticklish! 1294 01:13:34,535 --> 01:13:39,163 Well, l'm into some illegalities at the moment. 1295 01:13:39,248 --> 01:13:40,915 Oh? Well, what kind? 1296 01:13:41,333 --> 01:13:44,001 Well, just typical BS, you know. 1297 01:13:45,128 --> 01:13:46,754 Middleman stuff. 1298 01:13:47,631 --> 01:13:49,799 Holding something hot. 1299 01:13:51,134 --> 01:13:52,635 (WHlSPERlNG) That's "stolen." 1300 01:13:54,263 --> 01:13:55,596 Who you holding it for? 1301 01:13:57,099 --> 01:13:58,140 What are you, the FBl? 1302 01:13:59,059 --> 01:14:01,185 No! Ain't no FBl! 1303 01:14:01,603 --> 01:14:03,104 You wearing a wire? 1304 01:14:03,438 --> 01:14:05,690 -What? No! -l'm going to find the wire! 1305 01:14:06,066 --> 01:14:07,775 -Can you hear this? -No... 1306 01:14:07,860 --> 01:14:12,113 Now that's funny, 'cause l know l ain't no FBl. 1307 01:14:12,239 --> 01:14:13,614 This l know. 1308 01:14:14,032 --> 01:14:15,533 (CHUCKLlNG) 1309 01:14:16,285 --> 01:14:17,869 (SlGHlNG) Oh. 1310 01:14:19,121 --> 01:14:20,913 You're so beautiful. 1311 01:14:21,874 --> 01:14:23,624 So much l like you. 1312 01:14:24,001 --> 01:14:25,293 You know, 1313 01:14:26,503 --> 01:14:29,755 you're my high priestess of delight. 1314 01:14:29,840 --> 01:14:32,258 No, no... Kurtis Kool! 1315 01:14:32,342 --> 01:14:34,260 -l just want to bite you! -Kurtis! 1316 01:14:36,430 --> 01:14:37,805 You got 1317 01:14:38,140 --> 01:14:40,683 Motownopoly. Let's play. 1318 01:14:41,560 --> 01:14:42,727 Yeah. 1319 01:14:43,312 --> 01:14:44,812 l got a better game than that. 1320 01:14:48,650 --> 01:14:50,318 (HALEY LAUGHlNG) 1321 01:14:52,821 --> 01:14:55,489 So, look, l should get back. 1322 01:14:56,491 --> 01:14:58,159 Really? Why? 1323 01:14:59,786 --> 01:15:01,412 l guess l got a little time. 1324 01:15:01,663 --> 01:15:03,664 -Damn! -Damn! 1325 01:15:05,334 --> 01:15:06,876 Yo! lt's Trent! 1326 01:15:07,502 --> 01:15:09,420 Yo, you got the producer guy's number? 1327 01:15:09,504 --> 01:15:11,339 Yo, call him and tell him we found our boy. 1328 01:15:11,423 --> 01:15:12,882 What's he doing? 1329 01:15:15,844 --> 01:15:18,179 Yeah. Yeah, we found our boy! 1330 01:15:18,347 --> 01:15:19,847 (ENGlNE STARTlNG) 1331 01:15:27,314 --> 01:15:29,607 Trent! Yo! 1332 01:15:30,859 --> 01:15:34,320 Whoa! Rembrandt. Wow. 1333 01:15:35,614 --> 01:15:37,073 Yeah. This is my crew. 1334 01:15:37,157 --> 01:15:39,659 -This is Rembrandt and Scratch. -Hey. 1335 01:15:39,743 --> 01:15:41,160 -How you doing? -How you doing? 1336 01:15:41,244 --> 01:15:43,287 Yo, you got your step-pop to sign the contract yet? 1337 01:15:43,372 --> 01:15:44,914 Yeah, man, l'm on it. 1338 01:15:44,998 --> 01:15:47,625 -Come on, l want to take you somewhere. -Okay. 1339 01:15:48,418 --> 01:15:50,127 -See you guys later. -See you guys. 1340 01:15:50,212 --> 01:15:52,171 -All right. -Yeah, you do that! 1341 01:15:52,464 --> 01:15:54,298 'Cause we got somebody we want you to meet. 1342 01:15:54,383 --> 01:15:57,301 -Yeah, l'll holler. Okay. -Yeah, yeah! Tomorrow, Trent! 1343 01:15:57,844 --> 01:16:01,555 Scratch and Rembrandt, they're like, l don't know, one's tall, one's short. 1344 01:16:01,640 --> 01:16:03,557 (CHUCKLES) Yeah, l noticed that. 1345 01:16:05,268 --> 01:16:06,519 We found him. 1346 01:16:06,603 --> 01:16:09,981 CHlRKOFF: Just stay with him. See if he leads you to the father. 1347 01:16:10,065 --> 01:16:11,232 Okay. 1348 01:16:17,990 --> 01:16:19,490 Let the games begin. 1349 01:16:21,201 --> 01:16:24,036 You know, these girls of mine are driving me up a wall. 1350 01:16:24,287 --> 01:16:26,580 You know Jasmine Lee and lsabelle Parada? 1351 01:16:27,040 --> 01:16:29,041 No, refresh my memory. 1352 01:16:29,459 --> 01:16:30,876 Left foot, red. 1353 01:16:34,589 --> 01:16:36,966 They gave you a bag about an hour ago. 1354 01:16:38,176 --> 01:16:40,302 Right foot, yellow. 1355 01:16:41,763 --> 01:16:47,101 Oh! That Jasmine and lsabelle. 1356 01:16:47,561 --> 01:16:49,979 (GRUNTS) Sorry, Big Momma. 1357 01:16:50,272 --> 01:16:54,316 You know, those girls could be in a lot of trouble. And so could you. 1358 01:16:55,277 --> 01:16:59,113 So who you holding that bag for? Someone outside the school? 1359 01:16:59,990 --> 01:17:01,407 You really want to see that bag? 1360 01:17:02,617 --> 01:17:03,784 Damn! 1361 01:17:05,495 --> 01:17:07,121 Right hand, blue. 1362 01:17:07,539 --> 01:17:09,123 Are you... 1363 01:17:09,958 --> 01:17:11,292 ls it blue? 1364 01:17:11,460 --> 01:17:13,461 Mmm-hmm. Right hand, blue. 1365 01:17:19,718 --> 01:17:21,135 Come to papa. 1366 01:17:36,318 --> 01:17:39,070 (BOTH GRUNTlNG) 1367 01:17:39,404 --> 01:17:41,072 KURTlS: Left hand, green! 1368 01:17:42,407 --> 01:17:43,741 Oh, well... 1369 01:17:43,825 --> 01:17:46,869 Looks like we're all out of green. Game over. 1370 01:17:46,953 --> 01:17:50,039 No, no, no. l got your green. 1371 01:17:52,000 --> 01:17:53,709 (GRUNTS) 1372 01:17:54,002 --> 01:17:56,670 Okay. Go ahead. Reach for the stars, baby. 1373 01:17:56,755 --> 01:17:58,172 (lN NORMAL VOlCE) Oh, hell, no! 1374 01:17:59,341 --> 01:18:00,466 What's wrong with your voice? 1375 01:18:00,550 --> 01:18:03,260 You heard me. Get your ass up. 1376 01:18:06,515 --> 01:18:07,598 Sister, you a brother? 1377 01:18:10,769 --> 01:18:11,852 Not again. 1378 01:18:12,020 --> 01:18:14,855 You touch me again, l'll knock you into next Sunday. 1379 01:18:15,065 --> 01:18:18,025 Hand over the bag. Hand over the bag, now! 1380 01:18:20,403 --> 01:18:23,531 Every time l try to meet somebody, it's ding-a-ling-a-ling! 1381 01:18:23,615 --> 01:18:25,116 Be quiet! All right? 1382 01:18:25,367 --> 01:18:28,702 l'm undercover. FBl. Now give me the damn bag. 1383 01:18:29,371 --> 01:18:31,372 -Wow. -(EXCLAlMS lMPATlENTLY) 1384 01:18:39,631 --> 01:18:40,714 What the hell? 1385 01:18:49,224 --> 01:18:52,309 What the hell is a grown man doing with a damn rooster? 1386 01:18:52,727 --> 01:18:55,187 (SlGHS) The girls stole it from St. lgnatius. 1387 01:18:55,772 --> 01:18:57,731 The boys' school? They're the Gamecocks. 1388 01:18:58,233 --> 01:19:00,151 They were gonna give it back after the Showcase. 1389 01:19:01,736 --> 01:19:03,237 (CLUCKlNG) 1390 01:19:04,948 --> 01:19:06,448 You want to finish the game? 1391 01:19:09,494 --> 01:19:11,996 -HALEY: Come on. -Where are we going? 1392 01:19:12,080 --> 01:19:13,956 -You'll see. -Okay. 1393 01:19:23,008 --> 01:19:24,258 Wow. 1394 01:19:24,759 --> 01:19:26,760 lt's my home away from home. 1395 01:19:27,637 --> 01:19:29,513 -This is nice. -Tomorrow night's the Showcase 1396 01:19:29,598 --> 01:19:32,224 and it's my best shot at getting a scholarship for composition. 1397 01:19:32,517 --> 01:19:34,727 Without a scholarship, l'm out. 1398 01:19:36,021 --> 01:19:40,065 Everyone is gonna be there, you know? Juilliard, Berklee, Peabody and Oberlin. 1399 01:19:40,358 --> 01:19:43,277 All right, look. Okay. So, l see a beautiful woman right now. 1400 01:19:43,445 --> 01:19:45,154 l see a dope piano. 1401 01:19:45,238 --> 01:19:47,615 And nobody's playing it. 1402 01:19:48,825 --> 01:19:50,201 You want me to play? 1403 01:19:51,244 --> 01:19:53,120 -Yeah. -Right now. 1404 01:19:53,872 --> 01:19:55,539 All right, l guess l gotta play it. 1405 01:19:55,624 --> 01:19:57,917 No, no, don't touch my piano. 1406 01:19:59,336 --> 01:20:01,378 -Excuse me. -Excuse me. 1407 01:20:01,796 --> 01:20:03,380 (HALEY CLEARlNG THROAT) 1408 01:20:05,550 --> 01:20:08,093 Okay, please don't judge. lt's rough. 1409 01:20:10,597 --> 01:20:12,223 (PLAYlNG SOULFUL TUNE) 1410 01:20:12,307 --> 01:20:14,475 (SlNGlNG WORDLESS MELODY) 1411 01:20:21,650 --> 01:20:24,735 See? lt's not totally there yet. l don't know, something's missing. 1412 01:20:24,819 --> 01:20:27,112 No, it's not missing nothing. lt's tight. 1413 01:20:27,197 --> 01:20:29,573 You just got to feel it, you know what l mean? 1414 01:20:29,658 --> 01:20:32,451 You got to, like, speed it up a little bit. 1415 01:20:32,535 --> 01:20:33,994 -Speed it up? -Yeah. 1416 01:20:34,704 --> 01:20:36,121 Okay, um... 1417 01:20:36,539 --> 01:20:38,540 (PLAYlNG SLlGHTLY FASTER) 1418 01:20:39,876 --> 01:20:41,085 -Yeah. -Yeah. 1419 01:20:41,169 --> 01:20:42,920 -That's better, right? -Yeah. 1420 01:20:45,799 --> 01:20:47,633 (SlNGlNG WORDLESS MELODY) 1421 01:20:54,724 --> 01:20:57,726 (SlNGlNG) You've given me everything 1422 01:20:57,811 --> 01:21:00,813 You make me compIete 1423 01:21:00,981 --> 01:21:03,190 (SlNGlNG WORDLESS MELODY) 1424 01:21:11,658 --> 01:21:14,201 -Yeah, l like that, l like that. -You like that? 1425 01:21:14,286 --> 01:21:15,995 Should we syncopate it? 1426 01:21:16,079 --> 01:21:19,957 (SlGHS) Look, normally, l don't syncopate on the first date, but... 1427 01:21:20,041 --> 01:21:21,834 (SlNGlNG WORDLESS MELODY) 1428 01:21:24,379 --> 01:21:26,338 (HARMONlZlNG) 1429 01:21:32,846 --> 01:21:35,889 All right, this is what we're gonna do next, right? 1430 01:21:36,016 --> 01:21:38,100 You're gonna go up a little higher. You know what l mean? 1431 01:21:38,184 --> 01:21:39,935 Up an octave? 1432 01:21:40,020 --> 01:21:41,687 Yeah, an octave. 1433 01:21:44,566 --> 01:21:46,108 (PLAYlNG HlGHER) 1434 01:21:56,036 --> 01:21:58,203 (SlNGlNG) Baby, you know 1435 01:21:59,205 --> 01:22:02,082 You are the air that I breathe 1436 01:22:02,542 --> 01:22:05,210 The life that's in me 1437 01:22:09,215 --> 01:22:12,009 Me and you, we chiIIin' Hangin', cruisin' 1438 01:22:12,260 --> 01:22:15,429 Me and you together ain't worth Iosin' 1439 01:22:15,805 --> 01:22:18,265 On the keys, being crazy 1440 01:22:18,391 --> 01:22:20,809 Happy that I get to see you daiIy 1441 01:22:20,894 --> 01:22:23,270 Each time I see you 1442 01:22:23,646 --> 01:22:26,231 My heart starts to pound 1443 01:22:26,649 --> 01:22:31,820 Whenever you come around 1444 01:22:32,364 --> 01:22:36,367 'Cause you are all I need 1445 01:22:36,451 --> 01:22:38,619 (SlNGlNG WORDLESS MELODY) 1446 01:22:38,912 --> 01:22:41,538 You've given me everything 1447 01:22:41,748 --> 01:22:44,249 You make me compIete 1448 01:22:44,459 --> 01:22:49,254 Yeah, you are aII I need 1449 01:22:51,091 --> 01:22:53,926 You're making me better, see 1450 01:22:54,177 --> 01:22:58,597 AII of the Iove that you're giving me 1451 01:23:05,397 --> 01:23:08,399 -How did you... That song is amazing. -lt's perfect, right? 1452 01:23:08,483 --> 01:23:11,068 We have to do it at the Showcase tomorrow night. 1453 01:23:11,152 --> 01:23:12,319 We? 1454 01:23:12,404 --> 01:23:14,738 Yeah, we'll blow everyone away! 1455 01:23:14,989 --> 01:23:17,699 l mean, you know, it's your show. l'll be watching. 1456 01:23:17,784 --> 01:23:21,620 No, come on, you're a part of this. l can't do it without you. 1457 01:23:22,580 --> 01:23:23,789 Please? 1458 01:23:24,624 --> 01:23:26,333 -What time? -Really? 1459 01:23:27,836 --> 01:23:29,253 Thank you! 1460 01:23:37,595 --> 01:23:40,305 l have to go back to the dorms before l get in trouble. 1461 01:23:40,598 --> 01:23:41,682 Yo. 1462 01:23:42,976 --> 01:23:44,435 Let's break night. 1463 01:23:45,770 --> 01:23:47,604 -"Break night." -Yeah. 1464 01:23:47,689 --> 01:23:49,106 l love that. 1465 01:23:49,482 --> 01:23:51,108 You're so amazing with words. 1466 01:23:51,609 --> 01:23:53,277 l can't believe you don't want to go to college. 1467 01:23:53,361 --> 01:23:56,738 l mean, all of those writers and poets you could study. 1468 01:23:57,323 --> 01:23:59,950 You know, l just figured l got to strike while the iron's hot. 1469 01:24:00,285 --> 01:24:03,120 Jay-Z didn't drop Reasonable Doubt until he was 27. 1470 01:24:04,831 --> 01:24:07,875 Said the world's in a rush, but he waited to be perfect. 1471 01:24:09,836 --> 01:24:10,961 Hmm. 1472 01:24:11,337 --> 01:24:12,504 Well, 1473 01:24:13,381 --> 01:24:15,466 l'm feeling pretty perfect right now. 1474 01:24:18,094 --> 01:24:19,344 Me, too. 1475 01:24:37,864 --> 01:24:39,323 l have curfew. 1476 01:24:40,909 --> 01:24:43,035 -See you tomorrow night? -Yeah. 1477 01:24:44,204 --> 01:24:46,038 Yeah, tomorrow night! 1478 01:24:56,883 --> 01:24:59,092 Kid's here to see his girlfriend, not his father. 1479 01:24:59,177 --> 01:25:02,012 Then take him. We'll kill him later. 1480 01:25:02,597 --> 01:25:03,764 Right now, he's bait. 1481 01:25:04,516 --> 01:25:05,682 Okay. 1482 01:25:06,518 --> 01:25:08,060 Let's go get him. 1483 01:25:12,982 --> 01:25:14,608 Let's go. Come on. 1484 01:25:28,206 --> 01:25:30,290 Two girls in one night. 1485 01:25:30,375 --> 01:25:32,000 You got to give the kid credit. 1486 01:25:37,632 --> 01:25:39,132 Not so much. 1487 01:25:54,524 --> 01:25:56,900 You idiots! How could you lose him? 1488 01:25:58,403 --> 01:26:02,322 l don't know. But l know where to find his girlfriend. 1489 01:26:02,448 --> 01:26:03,991 Both of them. 1490 01:26:07,120 --> 01:26:09,371 (ROOSTER CROWlNG) 1491 01:26:11,666 --> 01:26:13,250 Here's the deal. 1492 01:26:13,835 --> 01:26:15,961 You want me to keep your secret 1493 01:26:16,045 --> 01:26:19,715 about kidnapping Foghorn Leghorn here, 1494 01:26:20,133 --> 01:26:24,469 then tell me what you know about the music box missing from the library. 1495 01:26:27,181 --> 01:26:29,141 -Okay. -That a girl. 1496 01:26:29,976 --> 01:26:33,979 There's a music box in the library and now it's missing. 1497 01:26:34,522 --> 01:26:35,939 (GROWLlNG) 1498 01:26:36,024 --> 01:26:37,399 (KNOCKlNG ON DOOR) 1499 01:26:37,483 --> 01:26:38,942 Big Momma, l have been looking for... 1500 01:26:39,027 --> 01:26:40,694 (CROWlNG) 1501 01:26:42,071 --> 01:26:44,489 What is the St. lgnatius mascot doing here? 1502 01:26:47,660 --> 01:26:51,163 Okay, l'm going to give you to the count of three. 1503 01:26:51,247 --> 01:26:55,083 And if nobody speaks up, then neither of you is going to the Showcase. 1504 01:26:56,502 --> 01:26:57,586 One. 1505 01:26:59,547 --> 01:27:00,839 Two. 1506 01:27:03,051 --> 01:27:04,801 MALCOLM: They didn't steal the bird! 1507 01:27:05,219 --> 01:27:07,095 Uh, they found it. 1508 01:27:07,180 --> 01:27:11,266 Yeah, it was wandering around the quad and they brought it to me. 1509 01:27:13,811 --> 01:27:15,771 GAlL: Oh. Well... 1510 01:27:16,522 --> 01:27:17,939 Thank you, girls. 1511 01:27:18,399 --> 01:27:20,567 There go one of my flock in need of some counseling. 1512 01:27:20,902 --> 01:27:23,945 Listen. l suggest you get this bird back to St. lgnatius 1513 01:27:24,030 --> 01:27:25,822 before it lays any more eggs. 1514 01:27:26,491 --> 01:27:27,866 But it's a rooster. 1515 01:27:28,076 --> 01:27:31,828 Child, they all taste the same when you preheat the oven to 350. 1516 01:27:31,913 --> 01:27:33,330 Try it! 1517 01:27:40,880 --> 01:27:42,297 (lN NORMAL VOlCE) You! 1518 01:27:42,590 --> 01:27:43,757 Stop! 1519 01:27:46,219 --> 01:27:48,220 Come here! Come here! 1520 01:27:50,723 --> 01:27:51,890 Come here! 1521 01:27:53,559 --> 01:27:56,144 MlA: l know that l've left you a couple of other voice mails. 1522 01:27:56,229 --> 01:27:57,854 You can ignore those. 1523 01:27:59,565 --> 01:28:02,484 -l can call you back. -(lN WOMANLY VOlCE) Drive! 1524 01:28:02,568 --> 01:28:05,237 l can't! Delanté used to drive me everywhere! l barely know... 1525 01:28:05,321 --> 01:28:07,906 Child, l told you, you don't need no damn Delanté! Now, drive! 1526 01:28:15,832 --> 01:28:17,082 Turn! 1527 01:28:20,586 --> 01:28:23,004 -l almost hit him! -Almost don't count. 1528 01:28:25,967 --> 01:28:27,300 (TRUCK HONKlNG) 1529 01:28:30,096 --> 01:28:31,930 Now take it up to 80. 1530 01:28:32,306 --> 01:28:34,433 -Eighty? -You heard me! Eighty! 1531 01:28:36,769 --> 01:28:40,605 Great. l'm being followed by a fat lady in a driver's ed car! 1532 01:28:40,690 --> 01:28:41,732 She's catching up. 1533 01:28:47,613 --> 01:28:49,030 Turn here! 1534 01:28:54,287 --> 01:28:57,622 Over there! l'm going to pull the emergency brake. 1535 01:29:01,711 --> 01:29:03,336 (MALCOLM EXCLAlMlNG) 1536 01:29:05,339 --> 01:29:07,215 This little go-kart handles well. 1537 01:29:07,383 --> 01:29:08,800 Keep driving! Go! 1538 01:29:09,677 --> 01:29:12,596 -Now don't slow down. -You're going to kill us! 1539 01:29:12,680 --> 01:29:14,473 Without Delanté, you got nothing to live for. 1540 01:29:14,557 --> 01:29:17,184 No, l do! l have friends and l have school... 1541 01:29:21,481 --> 01:29:23,315 That was amazing! 1542 01:29:23,566 --> 01:29:25,358 VLAD: Watch out! 1543 01:29:25,651 --> 01:29:28,153 -What do we do now? -Pray for the airbags. 1544 01:29:28,488 --> 01:29:29,529 l can do this! 1545 01:29:41,250 --> 01:29:45,003 Well, l think you learned enough for one day. l'll drive. 1546 01:29:46,631 --> 01:29:48,131 Oh, my gosh, there they are! 1547 01:29:49,675 --> 01:29:51,176 (TlRES SCREECHlNG) 1548 01:29:51,427 --> 01:29:53,178 Have you lost your mind? 1549 01:29:54,639 --> 01:29:56,640 They're driving backwards. 1550 01:30:03,314 --> 01:30:04,481 Oh, God! 1551 01:30:05,358 --> 01:30:06,650 (TlRES SCREECHlNG) 1552 01:30:09,654 --> 01:30:11,446 This is making me nauseous. 1553 01:30:28,172 --> 01:30:30,131 (MlA GASPlNG) 1554 01:30:30,716 --> 01:30:33,510 Wow, that was fun! Let's do it again. 1555 01:30:34,846 --> 01:30:37,180 MALCOLM: They were here. l gotta believe they're coming back. 1556 01:30:37,515 --> 01:30:39,015 They're going to kill me. 1557 01:30:40,184 --> 01:30:42,519 You've never taken off that dress. How would they know you were here? 1558 01:30:43,312 --> 01:30:46,356 They wouldn't. But if they did. 1559 01:30:49,429 --> 01:30:51,013 Trent, is there something you want to tell me? 1560 01:30:53,975 --> 01:30:55,225 No. 1561 01:30:55,393 --> 01:30:57,353 Now, listen. Get back in costume. 1562 01:30:57,437 --> 01:31:00,147 Do not get out of it under any circumstances. 1563 01:31:00,482 --> 01:31:01,899 -All right? -All right. 1564 01:31:06,071 --> 01:31:07,738 Hey. Don't worry. 1565 01:31:08,573 --> 01:31:10,574 l'll find it when everyone's at the Showcase tonight. 1566 01:31:11,618 --> 01:31:13,786 Okay? All right. 1567 01:31:17,874 --> 01:31:20,167 lSABELLE: You guys have to see. 1568 01:31:20,251 --> 01:31:22,378 (ALL GASPlNG) 1569 01:31:22,462 --> 01:31:25,839 HALEY: lsabelle, it's great. You really captured her. 1570 01:31:25,924 --> 01:31:28,509 TRENT: Yeah, girl, and there's a whole lot to capture. 1571 01:31:28,593 --> 01:31:31,679 Thanks. l just hope the RlSD admissions people agree. 1572 01:31:31,763 --> 01:31:33,138 Yeah, they totally will. 1573 01:31:33,598 --> 01:31:36,767 Hey, have you heard from Trent? He better be here soon. 1574 01:31:41,773 --> 01:31:44,608 -Big Momma? -Yes, dear? 1575 01:31:45,944 --> 01:31:49,947 You knew l took the rooster and you didn't narc me out. 1576 01:31:50,448 --> 01:31:53,659 Child, this is not Big Momma's first barbecue. 1577 01:31:53,993 --> 01:31:56,453 You putting on this front of toughness. 1578 01:31:56,705 --> 01:31:58,497 Trying to act all growed up. 1579 01:31:58,915 --> 01:32:00,416 l'm a senior. 1580 01:32:00,500 --> 01:32:02,876 Child, l see who you are on the inside. 1581 01:32:02,961 --> 01:32:06,296 You're a good, sensitive girl. No different than Big Momma. 1582 01:32:06,631 --> 01:32:08,424 You're strong-willed, 1583 01:32:08,508 --> 01:32:11,635 just trying to take care of the people who depend on you. 1584 01:32:13,054 --> 01:32:14,138 Plus 1585 01:32:15,473 --> 01:32:17,015 l'm starving! 1586 01:32:17,350 --> 01:32:20,519 Aw! The poor baby is hungry! 1587 01:32:20,979 --> 01:32:22,813 (EXCLAlMlNG SYMPATHETlCALLY) 1588 01:32:25,608 --> 01:32:26,859 l did something else. 1589 01:32:27,861 --> 01:32:29,486 Worse than the rooster. 1590 01:32:29,654 --> 01:32:31,071 She wanted to be a Diva so bad, 1591 01:32:31,156 --> 01:32:33,991 l told her she could be if she stole the music box. 1592 01:32:34,451 --> 01:32:37,161 -Who? -Haley. l made her do it. 1593 01:32:37,454 --> 01:32:39,747 l told her to bring it tonight so that we could put it back. 1594 01:32:40,123 --> 01:32:43,041 -Where is Haley? -l just saw her with Mia. 1595 01:32:43,793 --> 01:32:48,213 Ladies and gentIemen, welcome to our annual Showcase! 1596 01:32:50,341 --> 01:32:52,718 Get ready to see some of the best 1597 01:32:52,802 --> 01:32:54,887 and brightest young taIent that Atlanta has to offer. 1598 01:32:54,971 --> 01:32:57,181 Well, thank you for telling me, all right? 1599 01:32:57,265 --> 01:32:59,099 That was big of you, you know? 1600 01:32:59,184 --> 01:33:02,561 Now you get out there and break a leg, and make Big Momma proud. 1601 01:33:03,855 --> 01:33:06,982 And afterward, l'm going to have a double cheeseburger 1602 01:33:08,276 --> 01:33:09,693 and a regular Coke. 1603 01:33:09,861 --> 01:33:11,361 Supersize it! 1604 01:33:11,613 --> 01:33:13,697 -(CHUCKLlNG) -...Jasmine Lee! 1605 01:33:13,865 --> 01:33:16,533 -(AUDlENCE CHEERlNG) -Now go, go! Go, go, go! 1606 01:33:22,123 --> 01:33:23,957 (MUSlC PLAYlNG) 1607 01:33:28,379 --> 01:33:30,672 How many times do l gotta say l'm sorry? 1608 01:33:30,882 --> 01:33:32,257 Sorry? 1609 01:33:33,426 --> 01:33:36,720 "Sorry" don't mean squat from a two-timing dog! 1610 01:33:37,138 --> 01:33:38,847 Like Aunt Yorima used to say, 1611 01:33:38,932 --> 01:33:42,559 "lt's better to be alone with yourself for the rest of your life 1612 01:33:42,811 --> 01:33:45,062 "than together with bad company for a minute." 1613 01:33:45,146 --> 01:33:47,397 And, honey, you is bad company! 1614 01:33:47,482 --> 01:33:51,109 You're an entire conglomerate of badness! 1615 01:33:51,194 --> 01:33:53,487 Wait. Who is Aunt Yorima? 1616 01:33:54,155 --> 01:33:56,323 Mia? You seen Haley? 1617 01:33:56,407 --> 01:34:00,285 Yeah. l think she's with Charmaine. Try the other side of the stage. 1618 01:34:01,246 --> 01:34:02,913 -This Delanté? -Yeah. 1619 01:34:03,414 --> 01:34:05,165 (EXCLAlMS DlSAPPROVlNGLY) 1620 01:34:06,626 --> 01:34:07,709 And another thing... 1621 01:34:11,297 --> 01:34:13,257 (WHlSPERlNG) Hey, Haley. Hey, girl. 1622 01:34:13,341 --> 01:34:15,259 Where is Trent? l'm up next! 1623 01:34:15,343 --> 01:34:16,844 Excuse me. 1624 01:34:18,596 --> 01:34:22,015 Listen, that's what l wanted to talk to you about. 1625 01:34:24,102 --> 01:34:25,769 Trent's not going to make it. 1626 01:34:27,021 --> 01:34:29,064 What? What am l going to do? 1627 01:34:29,148 --> 01:34:30,941 (AUDlENCE CHEERlNG) 1628 01:34:36,447 --> 01:34:38,657 Bravo! You did your thing. l saw that move. 1629 01:34:39,242 --> 01:34:42,703 All right, listen. Breathe, girl, breathe. lt's all good. 1630 01:34:42,787 --> 01:34:44,913 You're going to go out there and you're gonna be great. 1631 01:34:44,998 --> 01:34:46,206 You don't need Trent. 1632 01:34:46,291 --> 01:34:50,127 Next, with an originaI composition, HaIey Robinson! 1633 01:34:50,837 --> 01:34:51,962 Okay. 1634 01:35:00,805 --> 01:35:03,974 Big Momma, what are you doing? You're supposed to be chaperoning! 1635 01:35:04,058 --> 01:35:05,267 There are boys backstage. 1636 01:35:08,730 --> 01:35:10,105 All right, all right. 1637 01:35:10,189 --> 01:35:12,065 Hey! What are you... Get out of there, you! 1638 01:35:12,150 --> 01:35:15,652 You don't try to get a little nookie! l'm gonna tan your hide! 1639 01:35:18,531 --> 01:35:20,324 Okay. (CLEARS THROAT) 1640 01:35:21,826 --> 01:35:23,785 (PLAYlNG SONG UNEVENLY) 1641 01:35:28,583 --> 01:35:30,542 (SlNGlNG MELODY TlMlDLY) 1642 01:35:36,132 --> 01:35:37,674 (STOPS PLAYlNG) 1643 01:35:39,177 --> 01:35:40,469 Um... 1644 01:35:40,762 --> 01:35:42,346 (AUDlENCE MURMURlNG) 1645 01:35:45,767 --> 01:35:47,893 l'm sorry, this was supposed to be a duet. 1646 01:35:53,775 --> 01:35:56,443 lt still is, girl. Look, Trent taught me everything. 1647 01:35:56,527 --> 01:35:58,278 -What? -Rock with it. 1648 01:35:59,030 --> 01:36:00,489 (RESUMES PLAYlNG) 1649 01:36:00,573 --> 01:36:02,366 (BOTH HARMONlZlNG) 1650 01:36:12,126 --> 01:36:14,544 (SlNGlNG) Baby, you know 1651 01:36:15,046 --> 01:36:18,215 You are the air that I breathe 1652 01:36:18,466 --> 01:36:21,009 The life that's in me 1653 01:36:21,094 --> 01:36:23,387 Oh 1654 01:36:24,555 --> 01:36:27,349 And each time I see you 1655 01:36:27,558 --> 01:36:30,227 My heart starts to pound 1656 01:36:30,561 --> 01:36:35,732 Whenever you come around 1657 01:36:36,275 --> 01:36:40,821 'Cause you are all I need 1658 01:36:42,907 --> 01:36:45,617 You're making me better, see 1659 01:36:45,702 --> 01:36:47,577 From all of the love 1660 01:36:47,662 --> 01:36:49,454 -That you're giving me -Every time I think about you 1661 01:36:49,539 --> 01:36:51,790 Want you, need you, hoId you Kiss you, Iove you 1662 01:36:51,874 --> 01:36:54,876 Never wouId pIace a person on this earth above you 1663 01:36:54,961 --> 01:36:58,797 I just want to be the one to make you feeI amazing 1664 01:36:58,881 --> 01:37:01,049 And because you keep it reaI We singing 1665 01:37:01,134 --> 01:37:03,260 HALEY: And each time I see you 1666 01:37:03,845 --> 01:37:06,763 My heart starts to pound 1667 01:37:06,848 --> 01:37:12,394 Whenever you come around 1668 01:37:12,478 --> 01:37:16,648 Yeah, you are aII I need 1669 01:37:16,733 --> 01:37:18,483 Uh, you gentlemen... 1670 01:37:18,568 --> 01:37:20,360 Are you invited guests? 1671 01:37:20,737 --> 01:37:23,113 That's the crazy lady who chased us. 1672 01:37:23,322 --> 01:37:25,490 Get out of our way. We have business here. 1673 01:37:25,575 --> 01:37:27,492 Only business you have here is none-ya. 1674 01:37:28,327 --> 01:37:29,953 What? "None-ya"? 1675 01:37:30,329 --> 01:37:32,622 None-ya damn business! 1676 01:37:32,707 --> 01:37:35,625 (lN DEEPER VOlCE) I crossed the line I'm wrong to Iie 1677 01:37:35,710 --> 01:37:37,085 I'II make you mine 1678 01:37:37,170 --> 01:37:41,465 Yeah, you are aII I need 1679 01:37:41,883 --> 01:37:43,216 Wait 1680 01:37:43,301 --> 01:37:46,053 (RAPPlNG) These words I'm speaking got me going crazy 1681 01:37:46,137 --> 01:37:47,679 I need you, HaIey 1682 01:37:47,764 --> 01:37:49,639 To be my baby 1683 01:37:49,724 --> 01:37:51,183 (MUSlC STOPS) 1684 01:37:56,147 --> 01:37:57,689 (AUDlENCE GASPlNG) 1685 01:38:00,902 --> 01:38:02,694 Wardrobe malfunction! 1686 01:38:04,614 --> 01:38:06,323 (AUDlENCE EXCLAlMlNG) 1687 01:38:09,494 --> 01:38:11,078 -Haley... -You... You're... 1688 01:38:11,162 --> 01:38:12,454 -Let me explain. -l trusted you! 1689 01:38:12,538 --> 01:38:15,665 -No, listen, listen. -My God, everything l told you? 1690 01:38:15,750 --> 01:38:17,292 l'm just saying... Listen. 1691 01:38:17,585 --> 01:38:19,002 (AUDlENCE GASPlNG) 1692 01:38:22,799 --> 01:38:24,007 Haley! 1693 01:38:25,551 --> 01:38:29,221 (GRUNTS) Security! Security! He groped me! 1694 01:38:30,431 --> 01:38:32,099 He's trying to freak me! 1695 01:38:32,183 --> 01:38:35,519 He's groping me! He's trying to freak me! 1696 01:38:36,187 --> 01:38:41,149 Oh, Lord! Call the FBl, ask for Agent Crawford. 1697 01:38:41,234 --> 01:38:44,611 Tell him you're a friend of Big Momma's and keep everyone in the auditorium! 1698 01:38:44,695 --> 01:38:45,779 l don't understand. 1699 01:38:45,863 --> 01:38:48,198 (lN NORMAL VOlCE) Just do it. l'll explain it to you later. 1700 01:38:48,491 --> 01:38:49,991 (GRUNTS) 1701 01:38:51,327 --> 01:38:54,371 Okay. Everyone, please stay in your seats, okay? 1702 01:38:54,497 --> 01:38:56,540 Mrs. Mercier, dancers, please! 1703 01:39:00,711 --> 01:39:02,170 Split up! 1704 01:39:03,339 --> 01:39:05,882 -Haley! -Trent! Trent! 1705 01:39:07,760 --> 01:39:10,428 -Haley! -Yo, yo, yo! What is this thing? 1706 01:39:10,763 --> 01:39:12,889 Dude, you are all kinds of freaky! 1707 01:39:13,015 --> 01:39:14,683 Does Haley like you better as a girl or a boy? 1708 01:39:14,767 --> 01:39:16,184 Look, l can't do this right now. 1709 01:39:16,435 --> 01:39:18,436 Big boy! Come on, man! 1710 01:39:18,521 --> 01:39:20,689 Come on, get him! Get him! 1711 01:39:21,732 --> 01:39:25,026 (lN NORMAL VOlCE) All right. Y'all got 30 seconds to get your asses off campus 1712 01:39:25,111 --> 01:39:27,404 or there's a hell of a lot more where that came from. 1713 01:39:27,613 --> 01:39:29,114 Bounce! 1714 01:39:30,074 --> 01:39:31,533 You've got some explaining to do. 1715 01:39:31,617 --> 01:39:33,618 Look, Chirkoff's guys must've made me yesterday in town. 1716 01:39:33,703 --> 01:39:36,788 l took off Charmaine's outfit just once, to get close to Haley. 1717 01:39:36,873 --> 01:39:39,457 You blew your cover. And you lied to me about it! 1718 01:39:39,542 --> 01:39:41,626 -For a girl who played you? -She didn't play me. 1719 01:39:41,878 --> 01:39:44,629 Oh, yeah? Did she tell you she had the music box? 1720 01:39:47,133 --> 01:39:50,635 You act like you're the man. And you were starting to convince me. 1721 01:39:50,720 --> 01:39:52,179 But it's all an act, you know why? 1722 01:39:52,263 --> 01:39:54,890 'Cause a real man wouldn't risk his life for some girl. 1723 01:39:55,266 --> 01:39:57,184 Look, she ain't just some girl! 1724 01:39:57,268 --> 01:39:58,935 You did the same thing when you met my mom. 1725 01:39:59,061 --> 01:40:00,770 This is nothing like that. 1726 01:40:00,897 --> 01:40:02,689 Come on. Come on. Malcolm! 1727 01:40:02,773 --> 01:40:04,149 -ln. ln! -Yo! 1728 01:40:07,904 --> 01:40:09,946 Stay there! Do not move. 1729 01:40:10,072 --> 01:40:13,074 Look, you got to trust me! Malcolm! 1730 01:40:14,285 --> 01:40:15,785 Damn! 1731 01:40:39,101 --> 01:40:41,645 Haley! Haley! 1732 01:40:47,026 --> 01:40:49,986 Haley! 1733 01:40:52,823 --> 01:40:54,658 Boss. We got him. 1734 01:41:01,165 --> 01:41:02,540 H-bomb! 1735 01:41:02,625 --> 01:41:04,167 -Go away! -Look, let me explain. 1736 01:41:04,293 --> 01:41:05,794 Leave me alone! 1737 01:41:05,878 --> 01:41:08,797 Look, you got the music box in that bag, don't you? 1738 01:41:08,881 --> 01:41:11,091 Yeah, and right now l just want to put it away and get out of here, 1739 01:41:11,175 --> 01:41:12,968 seeing as how my life is pretty much ruined! 1740 01:41:13,052 --> 01:41:15,387 Look, there's some crazy, dangerous people after that. 1741 01:41:15,638 --> 01:41:17,639 What are you talking about? lt's just some old music box. 1742 01:41:17,848 --> 01:41:19,391 Not really. 1743 01:41:25,648 --> 01:41:29,734 Look. This flash drive got evidence that'd put away some really bad people. 1744 01:41:29,819 --> 01:41:31,236 That's why l've been working undercover. 1745 01:41:32,488 --> 01:41:33,655 What? 1746 01:41:34,365 --> 01:41:36,866 So this was just some kind ofjob? 1747 01:41:37,076 --> 01:41:38,827 (MOBlLE PHONE CHlMlNG) 1748 01:41:41,580 --> 01:41:43,206 Our night together? Our kiss? 1749 01:41:43,332 --> 01:41:45,834 We'll talk about that later. But right now, l need this. 1750 01:41:46,043 --> 01:41:47,502 -There's no later. -Haley. 1751 01:41:47,586 --> 01:41:49,671 Actually, l'll take the drive! 1752 01:41:51,841 --> 01:41:53,008 Trent! 1753 01:41:53,676 --> 01:41:55,552 -TRENT: Haley, come on! -(HALEY SCREAMS) 1754 01:41:58,681 --> 01:42:00,056 HALEY: Run, run! 1755 01:42:00,182 --> 01:42:02,017 (MOBlLE PHONE RlNGlNG) 1756 01:42:02,268 --> 01:42:03,351 Talk to me. 1757 01:42:03,436 --> 01:42:05,145 VLAD: The kid's with the girl, they're in the Iibrary. 1758 01:42:05,229 --> 01:42:06,688 Haley, we got to get you somewhere safe. 1759 01:42:06,772 --> 01:42:08,732 -Let go of me! -Come on. 1760 01:42:14,238 --> 01:42:15,739 DMlTRl: Don't move. 1761 01:42:16,907 --> 01:42:18,742 Runs pretty good for a woman. 1762 01:42:19,035 --> 01:42:20,869 (lN WOMANLY VOlCE) Oh, don't shoot. 1763 01:42:20,953 --> 01:42:24,914 l'm not even wearing a clean pair of granny panties. 1764 01:42:25,249 --> 01:42:28,084 Coroner's gonna think l'm some two-bit floozy! 1765 01:42:28,210 --> 01:42:29,419 Shut up. 1766 01:42:31,422 --> 01:42:33,048 (GAGGlNG) 1767 01:42:34,884 --> 01:42:36,301 My palpitations! 1768 01:42:36,385 --> 01:42:38,011 My poor cholesterol heart! 1769 01:42:38,095 --> 01:42:41,431 Like Fred Sanford said, "l'm coming to join you, Elizabeth!" 1770 01:42:48,939 --> 01:42:50,565 Wait, wait, wait! 1771 01:42:50,649 --> 01:42:52,317 Come on. Come on! 1772 01:43:06,415 --> 01:43:07,624 This way. 1773 01:43:11,962 --> 01:43:13,671 Big Momma! Catch! 1774 01:43:15,966 --> 01:43:17,467 Move. Move! 1775 01:43:17,802 --> 01:43:19,844 -Haley, it's gonna be okay. -Shut your mouth! 1776 01:43:20,930 --> 01:43:23,139 You're just gonna hurt these innocent children? 1777 01:43:23,349 --> 01:43:25,850 -Give me the flash drive. -What if l say no? 1778 01:43:25,935 --> 01:43:27,644 l'm pretty good with this gun. 1779 01:43:27,770 --> 01:43:29,729 My late husband Othar taught me how to use it 1780 01:43:29,814 --> 01:43:32,148 in case of a home invasion. 1781 01:43:36,112 --> 01:43:39,823 Give him the gun, or l shoot the kids. 1782 01:43:48,124 --> 01:43:49,457 Now, 1783 01:43:51,001 --> 01:43:52,127 the flash drive. 1784 01:43:59,009 --> 01:44:00,802 Very good, Agent Turner. 1785 01:44:00,886 --> 01:44:04,139 lt took me a while to figure out. Then l remember. 1786 01:44:04,890 --> 01:44:07,225 You're the master of disguise. 1787 01:44:13,858 --> 01:44:16,693 Take off the fat suit. l want to check you for weapons. 1788 01:44:22,825 --> 01:44:25,618 Look, don't shoot the kids, all right? 1789 01:44:25,703 --> 01:44:27,495 He don't remember what he saw. 1790 01:44:29,039 --> 01:44:30,373 Kill them. 1791 01:44:30,749 --> 01:44:33,209 And this time, no witnesses. 1792 01:44:33,669 --> 01:44:35,378 -My pleasure. -Hey, Trent. 1793 01:44:35,504 --> 01:44:36,921 CHlRKOFF: l'm checking the flash drive. 1794 01:44:37,006 --> 01:44:40,425 l'm sorry. l was wrong to think we could pull this off. 1795 01:44:40,509 --> 01:44:41,885 This is my fault. 1796 01:44:42,011 --> 01:44:44,137 No. You was just trying to protect me. 1797 01:44:44,221 --> 01:44:47,557 l lied to you and everything. l'm sorry, Dad. 1798 01:44:49,727 --> 01:44:52,187 All right, this family hour has to end. l'm going to throw up. 1799 01:44:52,271 --> 01:44:54,898 Hey, whoa. Just let me say one last thing to my boy. 1800 01:44:58,235 --> 01:45:00,820 You know, l'll go to my grave wishing we could have done 1801 01:45:00,905 --> 01:45:02,322 that Cleveland Shuffle together. 1802 01:45:02,406 --> 01:45:04,157 -Remember? -Mmm. 1803 01:45:04,241 --> 01:45:05,825 Yeah. (CHUCKLES) 1804 01:45:05,910 --> 01:45:08,620 Killer step. lf l just had one more chance. 1805 01:45:08,704 --> 01:45:11,748 -Remember, it'd be two to the right, -(GRUNTlNG lN RHYTHM) 1806 01:45:11,874 --> 01:45:13,791 two to the left. 1807 01:45:13,876 --> 01:45:16,878 BOTH: Now freak with it, freak with it. Freak with it, freak with it. 1808 01:45:22,593 --> 01:45:24,761 Enough! No more mistakes. 1809 01:45:25,888 --> 01:45:27,764 l never leave a witness. 1810 01:45:29,391 --> 01:45:30,767 Wait. 1811 01:45:32,561 --> 01:45:34,062 (GROANlNG) 1812 01:45:37,608 --> 01:45:39,067 My name is Kurtis Kool 1813 01:45:39,568 --> 01:45:41,444 and l just fried this fool. 1814 01:45:41,820 --> 01:45:42,987 AGENT: FBl! 1815 01:45:43,072 --> 01:45:44,113 Move it! Move it! 1816 01:45:44,490 --> 01:45:45,907 Kurtis Kool. 1817 01:45:47,409 --> 01:45:49,452 You saved my boy. Thank you, man. 1818 01:45:49,578 --> 01:45:52,330 Just protecting the next generation of hip-hop. 1819 01:45:57,628 --> 01:45:59,337 Haley, hi. 1820 01:45:59,421 --> 01:46:01,089 l'm okay, l'm okay. 1821 01:46:01,465 --> 01:46:04,259 -l knew she was a narc. -Hey, he's not a narc, he's a fed. 1822 01:46:04,343 --> 01:46:05,760 -Same thing. -You're a boy. 1823 01:46:06,011 --> 01:46:07,929 What's up? We cool now? 1824 01:46:08,847 --> 01:46:10,098 Weird. 1825 01:46:19,108 --> 01:46:20,149 Hey. 1826 01:46:21,610 --> 01:46:23,987 Look, l know l agreed to this. 1827 01:46:24,989 --> 01:46:29,158 And after the last few days, l want you to know l'm happy to do it. 1828 01:46:29,952 --> 01:46:31,578 You've grown up. 1829 01:46:31,662 --> 01:46:34,205 l got to start trusting you in your decisions. 1830 01:46:37,293 --> 01:46:38,751 The contract. 1831 01:46:38,836 --> 01:46:41,045 Signed, sealed, delivered. 1832 01:46:42,131 --> 01:46:43,548 (LAUGHlNG) 1833 01:46:46,176 --> 01:46:47,468 Wow. 1834 01:46:59,732 --> 01:47:01,357 l'm going to Duke. 1835 01:47:01,650 --> 01:47:03,985 Yeah. l'm going to study music. 1836 01:47:04,320 --> 01:47:05,903 The Notorious PhD. 1837 01:47:07,323 --> 01:47:08,865 -Really? -Yeah. 1838 01:47:09,992 --> 01:47:13,077 You know, l realize there's no rush to greatness. 1839 01:47:13,704 --> 01:47:15,705 l mean, you only get one chance to be the new guy. 1840 01:47:17,082 --> 01:47:19,042 Spoken like a real man. 1841 01:47:19,835 --> 01:47:21,753 Look at you, boy. Look at you. 1842 01:47:24,715 --> 01:47:27,884 You know, l'm pretty sure you called me Dad back there. 1843 01:47:28,677 --> 01:47:30,803 -Did l? -Yeah, you did. 1844 01:47:30,888 --> 01:47:34,766 (CHUCKLES) You know, heat of the moment, a little gunplay, we say things. 1845 01:47:35,017 --> 01:47:36,351 Uh-huh. 1846 01:47:36,935 --> 01:47:38,227 So, uh, 1847 01:47:38,896 --> 01:47:40,772 -Dad. -Shoot. 1848 01:47:43,400 --> 01:47:44,734 Can l keep the boobs? 1849 01:47:44,943 --> 01:47:46,819 Put the bag in the car. 1850 01:47:46,904 --> 01:47:49,447 l just feel like l deserve them. 1851 01:47:49,531 --> 01:47:52,200 You know, l had to wear them for so long. 1852 01:47:52,284 --> 01:47:53,618 lf that's what you want. 1853 01:47:53,702 --> 01:47:57,622 Son, l was thinking, your moms doesn't need to know everything. 1854 01:47:57,706 --> 01:47:59,040 TRENT: You want me to lie to Moms? 1855 01:47:59,124 --> 01:48:00,750 MALCOLM: lt's just, some things she don't need to know. 1856 01:48:00,876 --> 01:48:05,421 TRENT: Okay. You don't want her busting that vein in her forehead over nothing. 1857 01:48:13,931 --> 01:48:17,684 (SlNGlNG) Yeah, he's a IyricaI miracIe, baby 1858 01:48:17,768 --> 01:48:20,311 You know I'm hot, I get it poppin' So they sayin' 1859 01:48:20,396 --> 01:48:23,690 He's a IyricaI miracIe, baby 1860 01:48:23,774 --> 01:48:26,192 And now you know just how I flow and it goes 1861 01:48:26,276 --> 01:48:29,112 Let's get it poppin', baby You know how we do it in here 1862 01:48:29,238 --> 01:48:32,198 It's Prodi-G and possibly the dopest one of the year 1863 01:48:32,282 --> 01:48:35,618 It seems Iike every time I stroII in You know I be zonin' 1864 01:48:35,744 --> 01:48:38,246 Go ahead and call them girls And bring a coupIe friends 1865 01:48:38,330 --> 01:48:39,914 You know I came a Iong way 1866 01:48:39,998 --> 01:48:41,499 I done Iearned so many Iessons 1867 01:48:41,583 --> 01:48:44,711 But the most important is That my famiIy is my bIessin' 1868 01:48:44,795 --> 01:48:47,714 And even when they stressin' Ha, just Iet it be 1869 01:48:47,798 --> 01:48:49,716 Without them, there's no me 1870 01:48:49,800 --> 01:48:51,092 Prodi-G! 1871 01:48:51,176 --> 01:48:53,928 He's a IyricaI miracIe, baby 1872 01:48:54,012 --> 01:48:56,597 You know I'm hot, I get it poppin' So they sayin' 1873 01:48:56,682 --> 01:49:00,059 Yeah, he's a IyricaI miracIe, baby 1874 01:49:00,144 --> 01:49:02,562 And now you know just how I flow and it goes 1875 01:49:02,646 --> 01:49:05,732 It's Big Momma in the house And I'm getting my rap on 1876 01:49:05,816 --> 01:49:08,651 Don't think I can't hang I party aII night Iong 1877 01:49:08,777 --> 01:49:11,821 Now I ain't here preaching You know how Big Momma be 1878 01:49:11,947 --> 01:49:15,199 Now give it up for my man, Prodi-G! 1879 01:49:15,284 --> 01:49:18,119 He's a IyricaI miracIe, baby 1880 01:49:18,203 --> 01:49:20,830 You know I'm hot, I get it poppin' So they sayin' 1881 01:49:20,956 --> 01:49:24,333 He's a IyricaI miracIe, baby 1882 01:49:24,460 --> 01:49:26,961 And now you know just how I flow and it goes 1883 01:49:27,296 --> 01:49:30,339 My name is Kurtis KooI Ol' hip-hop player 1884 01:49:30,466 --> 01:49:33,342 See me 'round schooI, man I'm something Iike the mayor 1885 01:49:33,469 --> 01:49:36,471 I got 'em going crazy I know I bring the drama 1886 01:49:36,555 --> 01:49:39,390 Smooth with the lady EspeciaIIy Big Momma 1887 01:49:39,475 --> 01:49:42,560 He's a IyricaI miracIe, baby 1888 01:49:42,644 --> 01:49:45,229 You know I'm hot, I get it poppin' So they sayin' 1889 01:49:45,314 --> 01:49:48,608 He's a IyricaI miracIe, baby 1890 01:49:48,692 --> 01:49:50,943 And now you know just how I flow and it goes 1891 01:49:51,028 --> 01:49:54,655 He's a IyricaI miracIe, baby 1892 01:49:54,740 --> 01:49:57,533 You know I'm hot, I get it poppin' So they sayin' 1893 01:49:57,659 --> 01:50:00,787 He's a IyricaI miracIe, baby 1894 01:50:00,871 --> 01:50:04,207 And now you know just how I flow and it goes 1895 01:50:31,568 --> 01:50:33,986 Oh, they wanna know They've been asking questions 1896 01:50:34,071 --> 01:50:37,657 Oh, these boys wanna learn their lesson So let's take 'em to school 1897 01:50:37,741 --> 01:50:40,827 We gonna break it down so they got their tooIs 1898 01:50:40,911 --> 01:50:41,953 Put your Iistenin' ears on 1899 01:50:42,037 --> 01:50:43,663 Work that machinery Grind the gears on 1900 01:50:43,747 --> 01:50:45,706 Listen to the beat TeII you how the word goes 1901 01:50:45,791 --> 01:50:48,000 And your homework is to go berserk 1902 01:50:48,085 --> 01:50:51,963 And we so fly 'cause we don't care It's all about us when we out there 1903 01:50:52,047 --> 01:50:55,967 We so fly 'cause we gonna rock The temperature rocks, we so hot 1904 01:50:56,051 --> 01:51:00,012 AII the boys, they stop and stare 'Cause my girls got that thing, they want it 1905 01:51:00,097 --> 01:51:01,973 When the beat's on No matter where 1906 01:51:02,057 --> 01:51:03,099 All about this 1907 01:51:03,225 --> 01:51:09,981 Yeah, we hop on it Yeah, we hop on it 1908 01:51:11,567 --> 01:51:13,734 What they taIkin' 'bout? My girls 1909 01:51:13,819 --> 01:51:15,987 What they taIkin' 'bout? Yeah, me 1910 01:51:16,071 --> 01:51:17,738 What they taIkin' 'bout? Our moves 1911 01:51:17,823 --> 01:51:19,699 What they taIkin' 'bout? You'll see 1912 01:51:19,783 --> 01:51:21,617 What they taIkin' 'bout? My girls 1913 01:51:21,743 --> 01:51:23,703 What they taIkin' 'bout? Yeah, me 1914 01:51:23,787 --> 01:51:25,705 What they taIkin' 'bout? Our moves 1915 01:51:25,789 --> 01:51:27,707 What they taIkin' 'bout? You'll see 1916 01:51:27,791 --> 01:51:30,001 It's aII about the mix, yeah The combination 1917 01:51:30,085 --> 01:51:31,711 The TNA in the conversation 1918 01:51:31,795 --> 01:51:33,754 But on a dance fIoor kinda situation 1919 01:51:33,881 --> 01:51:36,007 It's aII about the body The moves you makin' 1920 01:51:36,091 --> 01:51:39,719 Tongues roIIed out, Iike the red carpet He figured out how to hit the target 1921 01:51:39,803 --> 01:51:41,971 Oh, Papa Gotta do it proper 1922 01:51:42,097 --> 01:51:43,973 Take a minute to step back and watch her 1923 01:51:44,099 --> 01:51:47,977 We so fly 'cause we don't care It's all about us when we out there 1924 01:51:48,103 --> 01:51:52,356 We so fly 'cause we gonna rock The temperature rocks, we so hot 1925 01:51:52,441 --> 01:51:55,985 AII the boys, they stop and stare 'Cause my girls got that thing, they want it 1926 01:51:56,111 --> 01:51:57,987 When the beat's on No matter where 1927 01:51:58,113 --> 01:51:59,113 All about this 1928 01:51:59,239 --> 01:52:05,995 Yeah, we hop on it Yeah, we hop on it 1929 01:52:07,581 --> 01:52:09,707 What they taIkin' 'bout? My girls 1930 01:52:09,791 --> 01:52:11,751 What they taIkin' 'bout? Yeah, me 1931 01:52:11,835 --> 01:52:13,753 What they taIkin' 'bout? Our moves 1932 01:52:13,837 --> 01:52:15,755 What they taIkin' 'bout? You'll see 1933 01:52:15,839 --> 01:52:17,757 What they taIkin' 'bout? My girls 1934 01:52:17,841 --> 01:52:19,717 What they taIkin' 'bout? Yeah, me 1935 01:52:19,801 --> 01:52:21,719 What they taIkin' 'bout? Our moves 1936 01:52:21,803 --> 01:52:24,305 What they taIkin' 'bout? You'll see 1937 01:52:54,836 --> 01:52:55,878 English - US - SDH