1 00:01:04,698 --> 00:01:08,502 [ Mechanical Buzzing, Beeping ] 2 00:01:13,574 --> 00:01:16,544 [ Electronic Noises Continue ] 3 00:03:41,555 --> 00:03:43,591 NICE PLACE, HUH ? I'VE SEEN BETTER. 4 00:03:57,671 --> 00:03:59,673 EVERYBODY DOWNSTAIRS ! 5 00:04:03,411 --> 00:04:05,846 GOOD AFTERNOON. AFTERNOON, SIR. WHERE DO YOU WANT THIS THING ? 6 00:04:05,879 --> 00:04:09,550 JUST THROUGH THERE, THANK YOU. COME ON, YOU GUYS. I'VE GOT A SURPRISE FOR YOU ! 7 00:04:09,583 --> 00:04:11,785 WANT ME TO PLACE HIM RIGHT OVER HERE, SIR ? YUP, JUST OVER THERE. 8 00:04:11,819 --> 00:04:15,689 H-HERE'S A PLACE. HERE. YEAH, OKAY. MOVE IT OVER HERE. 9 00:04:15,723 --> 00:04:18,426 THERE YA GO. NICE AND EASY. THAT'S RIGHT. 10 00:04:18,459 --> 00:04:20,728 EASY. LIFT IT UP. [ Grunts ] 11 00:04:20,761 --> 00:04:23,431 SWEETIE, COME AWAY FROM IT, PLEASE. 12 00:04:25,366 --> 00:04:28,001 W-WHAT IS IT, DADDY ? WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 13 00:04:38,746 --> 00:04:40,748 WOW. 14 00:04:46,387 --> 00:04:48,622 [ Chuckling ] WOW. 15 00:04:51,425 --> 00:04:53,394 OH, MY. 16 00:04:58,499 --> 00:05:01,301 [ Delivery Man ] THANK YOU, SIR. ENJOY YOUR NDR. 17 00:05:03,070 --> 00:05:05,806 - [ Remote Clicks ] - [ Electronic Whirring ] 18 00:05:16,083 --> 00:05:19,853 NORTHAM ROBOTICS HOUSEHOLD MODEL NDR-114, 19 00:05:19,887 --> 00:05:22,055 SERIAL NUMBER 583625. 20 00:05:30,531 --> 00:05:34,535 - HELLO. - HELLO. 21 00:05:36,670 --> 00:05:38,672 ARE YOU ONE'S FAMILY ? 22 00:05:39,840 --> 00:05:42,810 WELL, UM, I GUESS SO. 23 00:05:51,552 --> 00:05:53,921 IT'S SCARY. 24 00:05:53,954 --> 00:05:55,889 IT'S NOT SCARY. IT'S STUPID. 25 00:05:55,923 --> 00:05:59,793 - I DOUBT THAT. - JENNY HARRISON'S FAMILY'S GOT ONE, 26 00:05:59,827 --> 00:06:03,431 SO DOES KATE McALLISTER-- THEY'RE ALL THE SAME. WHAT IS IT ? 27 00:06:03,464 --> 00:06:06,934 IT'S AN ANDROID. WHAT'S AN "ANDREW" ? 28 00:06:06,967 --> 00:06:08,836 [ Father Laughs ] 29 00:06:08,869 --> 00:06:11,839 WILL THAT BE ONE'S NAME ? 30 00:06:11,872 --> 00:06:14,642 WELL, WHY NOT ? IT SOUNDS GOOD. 31 00:06:14,675 --> 00:06:17,811 - HELLO, ANDREW. - HELLO, SIR. 32 00:06:18,846 --> 00:06:21,449 WOULD YOU CARE TO HEAR THE THREE LAWS OF ROBOTICS ? 33 00:06:21,482 --> 00:06:25,453 - IT'S SAID TO BE A MOST ENTERTAINING PRESENTATION. - OKAY. SURE. 34 00:06:25,486 --> 00:06:29,890 - WILL YOU STEP BACK, SIR, TO MAXIMIZE PRESENTATION ? - RIGHT. 35 00:06:32,593 --> 00:06:35,395 [ Whirring Begins, Accelerates ] 36 00:06:36,830 --> 00:06:39,867 - ** [ Sousa March Begins ] - [ Gasping ] 37 00:06:43,236 --> 00:06:47,641 FIRST LAW OF ROBOTICS: A ROBOT MAY NOT INJURE A HUMAN BEING, 38 00:06:47,675 --> 00:06:52,713 OR, THROUGH INACTION, CAUSE A HUMAN BEING TO COME TO HARM. 39 00:06:52,746 --> 00:06:54,715 SECOND LAW: 40 00:06:54,748 --> 00:06:57,651 A ROBOT MUST OBEY ALL HUMAN ORDERS, 41 00:06:57,685 --> 00:07:01,855 EXCEPT WHERE THOSE ORDERS COME IN CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW. 42 00:07:01,889 --> 00:07:04,858 THIRD LAW: A ROBOT MUST PROTECT ITSELF, 43 00:07:04,892 --> 00:07:09,196 SO LONG AS DOING SO DOES NOT CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST TWO LAWS. 44 00:07:09,229 --> 00:07:11,198 ** [ March Ends ] 45 00:07:14,635 --> 00:07:16,637 ANDREW, DON'T EVER DO THAT AGAIN. 46 00:07:17,771 --> 00:07:20,741 OF COURSE NOT, SIR. IT IS A ONE-TIME ONLY. 47 00:07:20,774 --> 00:07:24,512 [ Andrew ] THERE IS ANOTHER OPTION THAT ONE IS OBLIGATED TO POINT OUT, SIR: 48 00:07:24,545 --> 00:07:27,214 YOU MAY HAVE ONE WITH OR WITHOUT PERSONALITY. 49 00:07:27,247 --> 00:07:31,018 WOULD YOU CARE TO SEE A DEMO OF THE PERSONALITY CHIP ? UH, NO, NO, THANK YOU. 50 00:07:31,051 --> 00:07:34,888 WE'LL STICK WITH WHAT WE'VE GOT. A WISE CHOICE, SIR, IF ONE MAY SAY SO. 51 00:07:34,922 --> 00:07:38,759 WELL, YOU'LL BE STAYING DOWN HERE. GOT EVERYTHING YOU NEED ? 52 00:07:38,792 --> 00:07:42,830 - ONE ONLY REQUIRES ACCESS TO A POWER OUTLET. - GOOD. 53 00:07:44,932 --> 00:07:47,868 RIGHT. WELL, UM, GOOD NIGHT, ANDREW. 54 00:07:47,901 --> 00:07:50,638 IT CERTAINLY IS, SIR. 55 00:07:50,671 --> 00:07:52,640 NO. NO, ANDREW, 56 00:07:52,673 --> 00:07:55,676 THE CORRECT RESPONSE TO "GOOD NIGHT" IS "GOOD NIGHT." 57 00:07:56,910 --> 00:07:59,547 - GOOD NIGHT. - YES. 58 00:07:59,580 --> 00:08:02,082 YOU JUST SAID "YES." YES ? 59 00:08:02,115 --> 00:08:04,885 BUT THE CORRECT RESPONSE TO "GOOD NIGHT" IS "GOOD NIGHT." 60 00:08:06,053 --> 00:08:09,222 - GOOD NIGHT, ANDREW. - GOOD NIGHT, SIR. 61 00:08:10,658 --> 00:08:12,926 - GOOD NIGHT, ANDREW. - GOOD NIGHT, SIR. 62 00:08:12,960 --> 00:08:17,798 - YOU ONLY NEED TO SAY IT ONCE. - OR ONE WOULD BE SAYING IT FOREVER, SIR, 63 00:08:17,831 --> 00:08:19,800 IN AN INFINITE VERBAL LOOP. 64 00:08:19,833 --> 00:08:22,603 EXACTLY. 65 00:08:22,636 --> 00:08:24,838 THANK YOU, SIR. GOOD. 66 00:08:24,872 --> 00:08:26,840 NIGHT. 67 00:08:28,275 --> 00:08:30,944 SORRY, SIR. 68 00:08:39,853 --> 00:08:42,856 [ Electronic Whirring, Pulsing ] 69 00:09:14,187 --> 00:09:18,826 HONEY, I DON'T WANT IT... FOLLOWING ME AROUND THE HOUSE ALL DAY. 70 00:09:18,859 --> 00:09:20,828 CAN'T-CAN'T YOU TURN IT OFF OR SOMETHING, PLEASE ? 71 00:09:20,861 --> 00:09:24,798 JUST GIVE HIM A JOB. IT'LL BE OKAY. 72 00:09:24,832 --> 00:09:29,169 WELL-- SEAT BELTS ! [ Kids ] SEAT BELTS ! 73 00:09:29,202 --> 00:09:32,640 [ Computer ] GOOD MORNING, MR. MARTIN. TODAY'S TEMPERATURE WILL BE IN THE HIGH 70S. 74 00:09:32,673 --> 00:09:34,842 [ Kids ] BYE, MOM ! 75 00:09:34,875 --> 00:09:37,811 HAVE A GOOD DAY, SWEETHEARTS. HAVE A GOOD DAY, SWEETHEARTS. 76 00:09:37,845 --> 00:09:40,681 [ Computer Voice Continues ] 77 00:11:05,132 --> 00:11:07,100 [ Sighs ] 78 00:11:12,272 --> 00:11:17,144 - MMM. ANDREW, THIS IS VERY GOOD. - THANK YOU, SIR. 79 00:11:17,177 --> 00:11:19,079 [ Father ] DON'T YOU THINK ? I THINK IT SUCKS. 80 00:11:21,114 --> 00:11:23,784 "SUCKS" ? HOW ? CHICKENS DO NOT HAVE LIPS. 81 00:11:23,817 --> 00:11:25,452 [ Snickers ] 82 00:11:25,485 --> 00:11:29,890 SHE'S BEING RUDE. YOU MIND YOUR MANNERS, YOUNG LADY, PLEASE. 83 00:11:32,492 --> 00:11:36,129 - WE'RE FINE, ANDREW. - INDEED YOU ARE, SIR. 84 00:11:37,330 --> 00:11:39,132 THE KITCHEN. 85 00:11:40,801 --> 00:11:43,103 IT'S FINE TOO, SIR. 86 00:11:43,136 --> 00:11:46,439 NO. GO TO THE KITCHEN NOW. 87 00:11:50,477 --> 00:11:52,079 [ Sighs ] 88 00:12:00,821 --> 00:12:02,823 HELLO. 89 00:12:11,231 --> 00:12:13,233 COME ON. 90 00:12:23,944 --> 00:12:26,113 MAYBE IT'S A BIG BLUFF. 91 00:12:29,216 --> 00:12:31,885 JUST A PRETTY FACE. 92 00:12:49,336 --> 00:12:51,504 CHECK. 93 00:12:53,073 --> 00:12:56,776 [ Girl ] OH, ANDREW, COULD YOU COME UP ? 94 00:13:00,881 --> 00:13:03,216 SHOULD I-- NO. IT'LL BE FINE. 95 00:13:09,589 --> 00:13:13,560 YES, MISS ? ANDREW, WOULD YOU PLEASE OPEN THE WINDOW ? 96 00:13:13,593 --> 00:13:15,896 ONE IS GLAD TO BE OF SERVICE. 97 00:13:23,003 --> 00:13:25,138 A LOVELY BREEZE. 98 00:13:25,172 --> 00:13:27,274 NOW JUMP. 99 00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:32,279 NO, 100 00:13:32,312 --> 00:13:34,915 OUT THE WINDOW. 101 00:13:40,453 --> 00:13:43,223 [ Dog Barking In Distance ] 102 00:13:43,256 --> 00:13:46,093 DID YOU HEAR SOMETHING ? WAS THAT AN EARTHQUAKE ? 103 00:13:48,929 --> 00:13:50,931 [ Doorbell Rings ] 104 00:14:07,347 --> 00:14:11,651 [ Brokenly ] SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE. MAY ONE RE-RE-RE-ENTER... 105 00:14:11,684 --> 00:14:14,021 ER-ER ? WHAT HAPPENED, ANDREW ? 106 00:14:14,054 --> 00:14:16,623 [ Distorted ] FOR THE SAKE OF FAMILY HARMONY, 107 00:14:16,656 --> 00:14:21,194 [ Winding Down ] ONE IS PROGRAMMED NOT TO TELL. 108 00:14:21,228 --> 00:14:25,098 [ Low Electronic Moaning ] ANDREW ? ANDREW ! 109 00:14:25,132 --> 00:14:27,634 YEAH ? 110 00:14:27,667 --> 00:14:30,137 [ Rattling ] 111 00:14:31,204 --> 00:14:34,307 AMANDA, GRACE, DOWNSTAIRS RIGHT AWAY. 112 00:14:36,243 --> 00:14:41,214 COME IN, ANDREW. THANK YOU, SI-I-I-R. 113 00:14:41,248 --> 00:14:44,217 [ Whirring Brokenly ] 114 00:14:56,029 --> 00:14:58,665 ANDREW'S NOT A PERSON, HE'S A FORM OF PROPERTY. 115 00:14:58,698 --> 00:15:02,469 ONE IS NOT A PER-R-R-R-R-R-R- 116 00:15:02,502 --> 00:15:04,471 SON. 117 00:15:04,504 --> 00:15:07,207 BUT PROPERTY IS ALSO IMPORTANT. 118 00:15:07,240 --> 00:15:10,210 SO FROM NOW ON, AS A MATTER OF PRINCIPLE, 119 00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:13,313 IN THIS FAMILY ANDREW WILL BE TREATED AS IF HE WERE A PERSON. 120 00:15:15,048 --> 00:15:18,018 WHICH MEANS THERE WILL BE NO MORE ATTEMPTS TO BREAK HIM. 121 00:15:18,051 --> 00:15:20,253 BREAK HIM ? 122 00:15:20,287 --> 00:15:23,023 YOUR SISTER TRIED TO KILL ANDREW. 123 00:15:24,557 --> 00:15:28,161 YOU TOO ? 124 00:15:28,195 --> 00:15:30,330 SHH. [ Whispering ] SORRY. 125 00:15:31,764 --> 00:15:35,268 COME ON. EVERYONE UP TO BED. 126 00:15:37,204 --> 00:15:41,541 -WILL YOU BE ALL RIGHT, ANDREW ? -ONE IS CAPABLE OF SELF-MAI-AI-AINTENANCE, SIR. 127 00:15:41,574 --> 00:15:44,344 GOOD. 128 00:15:44,377 --> 00:15:46,379 - GOOD NIGHT, ANDREW. - GOOD NIGHT, ANDREW. 129 00:15:46,413 --> 00:15:50,417 GUH, GUH, GUH-- G-GOOD NIGHT. 130 00:15:53,153 --> 00:15:55,155 [ Whirring Brokenly ] 131 00:15:59,392 --> 00:16:02,962 [ Muttering Brokenly ] GOOD NIGHT, ANDREW. GOOD... NIGHT. 132 00:16:22,415 --> 00:16:26,586 MISS, ONE HAS BEEN GIVEN SPECIFIC ORDERS FOR YOUR SAFETY, 133 00:16:26,619 --> 00:16:29,056 AND THAT IS AN UNSAFE AREA. 134 00:16:29,089 --> 00:16:31,224 NOW, COME DOWN. 135 00:16:31,258 --> 00:16:33,226 OKAY. 136 00:16:33,260 --> 00:16:35,062 THANK YOU. 137 00:16:35,095 --> 00:16:38,231 "WELL, I THINK IT'S GONNA BE SUNNY TONIGHT." 138 00:16:38,265 --> 00:16:41,168 [ Feminine Voice ] "ME TOO." 139 00:16:41,201 --> 00:16:44,271 [ Falsetto ] "SO DO I." 140 00:16:50,210 --> 00:16:52,212 HE'S MY FAVORITE. 141 00:16:53,580 --> 00:16:56,183 PRETTY. 142 00:16:56,216 --> 00:16:58,451 WOULD YOU LIKE TO HOLD HIM ? 143 00:17:08,128 --> 00:17:10,430 THAT WAS MY FAVORITE. 144 00:17:12,632 --> 00:17:16,136 THEY DON'T EVEN MAKE HIM ANYMORE. 145 00:17:16,169 --> 00:17:20,307 - CAN IT BE REPAIRED, LITTLE MISS ? - NO, IT CAN'T ! 146 00:17:20,340 --> 00:17:23,776 - YOU'RE SCREWED. - I HATE YOU ! 147 00:17:24,811 --> 00:17:27,580 GET AWAY FROM ME. 148 00:17:33,653 --> 00:17:37,524 CAN WE FIX HIM ? NO. LOOK AT HIM-- HE'S IN A MILLION PIECES ! 149 00:17:37,557 --> 00:17:42,529 - [ Sighs ] - I'M SORRY. THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO. 150 00:17:43,530 --> 00:17:46,399 PUT THE REST OF THEM AWAY. 151 00:18:28,375 --> 00:18:30,377 WOW. 152 00:18:37,550 --> 00:18:40,687 ANDREW ! YES, LITTLE MISS ? 153 00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:43,890 THIS IS THE BEST PRESENT I EVER GOT. 154 00:18:45,392 --> 00:18:47,294 ONE IS GLAD TO BE OF SERVICE. 155 00:18:47,327 --> 00:18:50,330 WOULD YOU PLEASE COME WITH ME ? 156 00:18:51,564 --> 00:18:53,533 DOES THIS INVOLVE A WINDOW ? 157 00:18:53,566 --> 00:18:55,602 [ Chuckling ] NO. 158 00:19:01,708 --> 00:19:03,876 YOU CAN SIT HERE. 159 00:19:10,750 --> 00:19:13,586 HIS NAME IS WOOFY, 160 00:19:13,620 --> 00:19:17,424 AND FROM NOW ON... HE'S YOURS. 161 00:19:20,793 --> 00:19:22,762 WOOFY. UH-HUH. 162 00:19:22,795 --> 00:19:25,498 BECAUSE SOMETIMES HE BARKS, 163 00:19:28,968 --> 00:19:32,472 ONCE HE GETS TO KNOW YOU. 164 00:19:32,505 --> 00:19:34,507 OH. 165 00:19:35,642 --> 00:19:38,311 THANK YOU VERY MUCH. 166 00:19:38,345 --> 00:19:40,513 YOU'RE WELCOME. 167 00:19:40,547 --> 00:19:42,549 I HAVE TO GO TO SLEEP NOW, ANDREW. 168 00:19:44,451 --> 00:19:48,288 - YES. - YEAH. CAN YOU, KINDA-- 169 00:19:49,489 --> 00:19:51,724 OF COURSE. 170 00:19:57,630 --> 00:20:01,301 - GOOD NIGHT, SWEETHEART. - GOOD NIGHT, ANDREW. 171 00:20:20,487 --> 00:20:22,655 LITTLE MISS ? SURE. THANKS. 172 00:20:22,689 --> 00:20:24,557 MISS ? 173 00:20:29,028 --> 00:20:31,298 - AFTER YOU. - WELL, THANK YOU. 174 00:20:31,331 --> 00:20:33,666 YOU'RE WELCOME. 175 00:20:34,734 --> 00:20:37,770 ANDREW, DID YOU REALLY MAKE THIS ? 176 00:20:37,804 --> 00:20:39,972 YES, SIR. 177 00:20:42,442 --> 00:20:44,511 A ROBOT CANNOT TELL A LIE, ANDREW. 178 00:20:44,544 --> 00:20:47,314 THAT IS NOT ENTIRELY CORRECT, SIR. 179 00:20:47,347 --> 00:20:48,981 ONE COU LIE, IF ONE WERE ORDERED TO LIE, 180 00:20:49,015 --> 00:20:53,486 OR IF IT WERE NECESSARY TO TELL SOME UNTRUTH IN ORDER TO KEEP A HUMAN BEING FROM HARM, 181 00:20:53,520 --> 00:20:56,556 OR IF ONE'S OWN SAFETY WERE IN JEOPARDY-- SIR ? ANDREW. 182 00:20:56,589 --> 00:20:59,826 ONE DID INDEED CARVE THAT FOR LITTLE MISS. 183 00:20:59,859 --> 00:21:03,563 AND THE DESIGN-- YOU'RE RESPONSIBLE FOR THAT ? YES, SIR. 184 00:21:03,596 --> 00:21:07,400 - WHAT DID YOU COPY IT FROM ? - COPY IT, MA'AM ? 185 00:21:08,868 --> 00:21:11,738 WELL, I MEAN, YOU DIDN'T JUST GET IT OUT OF THIN AIR. 186 00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:15,542 YOU GOT IT OUT OF SOME BOOK, RIGHT, OR USED THE COMPUTER TO PLOT IT OUT ? 187 00:21:17,043 --> 00:21:20,713 ONE DID NOTHING MORE THAN STUDY THE RAW MATERIAL FOR A TIME... 188 00:21:20,747 --> 00:21:23,883 UNTIL ONE CAME TO UNDERSTAND HOW BEST TO CARVE IT INTO A SHAPE... 189 00:21:23,916 --> 00:21:27,387 THAT WOULD APPEAL TO LITTLE MISS'S LOVE OF TINY MAMMALS. 190 00:21:30,923 --> 00:21:34,427 ** [ Soprano Singing Aria ] 191 00:21:42,502 --> 00:21:44,504 ** [ Continues ] 192 00:21:58,685 --> 00:22:00,687 ** [ Continues, Louder ] 193 00:22:20,440 --> 00:22:23,443 ** [ Continues ] 194 00:22:32,118 --> 00:22:34,687 ** [ Crescendo ] 195 00:23:16,596 --> 00:23:18,598 YES, YES. PLEASE COME IN. 196 00:23:19,899 --> 00:23:24,704 I AM SO GLAD YOU CALLED. MANSKY, DENNIS MANSKY. 197 00:23:24,737 --> 00:23:27,173 RICHARD MARK. 198 00:23:27,206 --> 00:23:30,543 AND AN NDR-114. 199 00:23:30,577 --> 00:23:36,483 NOW, I GOT YOUR MESSAGE, BUT WHAT EXACTLY IS IT DOING ? 200 00:23:36,516 --> 00:23:40,019 WELL, WHAT INTERESTS ME IS HE SHOWS A NUMBER OF CHARACTERISTICS-- 201 00:23:40,052 --> 00:23:43,890 LIKE CREATIVITY, CURIOSITY, FRIENDSHIP-- 202 00:23:43,923 --> 00:23:48,227 THAT, FRANKLY, HAVE TAKEN US BY SURPRISE. 203 00:23:48,260 --> 00:23:49,829 MM-HMM. 204 00:23:51,030 --> 00:23:52,832 ANDREW-- YES, DENNIS ? 205 00:23:54,534 --> 00:23:56,836 SOCIAL AS WELL. 206 00:23:56,869 --> 00:23:59,639 NOW I'D LIKE TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING IF I MAY. 207 00:24:00,773 --> 00:24:04,844 NOW, ANDREW CARVED THESE. 208 00:24:04,877 --> 00:24:07,880 THESE ARE ORIGINAL WORKS OF ART, 209 00:24:07,914 --> 00:24:10,249 AND LAST NIGHT ANDREW SAID, 210 00:24:10,282 --> 00:24:14,020 "I ENJOY MAKING THEM." "ENJOY." 211 00:24:14,053 --> 00:24:16,022 YES. SHOULD ONE NOT USE THAT WORD ? 212 00:24:16,055 --> 00:24:17,990 NO, NO. IT'S FINE, ANDREW. SEE WHAT I MEAN ? 213 00:24:18,024 --> 00:24:22,695 IT'S UNUSUAL, SURELY, TO HEAR A ROBOT TALK ABOUT ENJOYING SOMETHING. 214 00:24:22,729 --> 00:24:24,764 WHAT I WANT TO KNOW IS, 215 00:24:24,797 --> 00:24:28,801 DO MANY OF YOUR OTHER ROBOTS HAVE-- HAVE FEELINGS LIKE THIS ? 216 00:24:30,903 --> 00:24:32,972 MUST BE... 217 00:24:33,005 --> 00:24:35,942 SOMETHING IN THE PATHWAYS. 218 00:24:35,975 --> 00:24:38,210 [ Clears Throat ] 219 00:24:38,244 --> 00:24:41,914 SO, THEN, WILL YOU BE WANTING A REFUND OR A REPLACEMENT ? 220 00:24:41,948 --> 00:24:46,919 NO, NEITHER. I JUST WANTED TO GET YOUR REACTION TO ANDREW. I WANTED TO KNOW WHAT YOU THINK. 221 00:24:46,953 --> 00:24:49,656 HE'S UNIQUE, WOULDN'T YOU SAY ? 222 00:24:49,689 --> 00:24:51,758 IT IS AN ANOMALY. 223 00:24:53,960 --> 00:24:57,096 NO REFUND, NO REPLACEMENT-- 224 00:24:57,129 --> 00:24:58,931 HOW MUCH DO YOU WANT ? 225 00:25:00,967 --> 00:25:02,569 - I DON'T THINK I UNDERSTAND. - WELL, 226 00:25:02,602 --> 00:25:08,608 CLEARLY YOU REALIZE IF WORD OF THIS GETS OUT, WE'LL HAVE TO RECALL OUR ENTIRE LINE. 227 00:25:08,641 --> 00:25:11,243 WE'RE IN PEOPLE'S HOMES, SIR, WITH THEIR CHILDREN. 228 00:25:11,277 --> 00:25:14,947 IF IT IS DOING WHAT YOU SAY, IT CAN ALSO RUN AMOK. 229 00:25:14,981 --> 00:25:17,650 ONE IS NOT QUALIFIED TO RUN "MUCKS." 230 00:25:19,118 --> 00:25:22,054 ALL RIGHT, SIR. IF I LET YOU HAVE ANDREW, 231 00:25:22,088 --> 00:25:25,124 YOU'LL WHAT-- YOU'LL DISASSEMBLE HIM, WILL YOU ? 232 00:25:25,157 --> 00:25:27,059 CAREFULLY, YES. 233 00:25:27,093 --> 00:25:32,064 WE WOULD NEED TO TRACE THE ACTUAL COURSE OF ANDREW'S NEURAL PATHWAYS, 234 00:25:32,098 --> 00:25:37,103 REPLACE THE POSITRONIC BRAIN, THEN PUT IT-- 235 00:25:37,136 --> 00:25:41,774 HIM-- BACK TOGETHER AND RETURN HIM TO YOU, GOOD AS NEW. 236 00:25:41,808 --> 00:25:46,012 NOW, THESE NEURAL PATHWAYS ARE PRESUMABLY FRAGILE. 237 00:25:46,045 --> 00:25:51,083 ISN'T IT POSSIBLE, IN THE COURSE OF THESE PROCEDURES, THAT SOMETHING MIGHT GO WRONG ? 238 00:25:52,184 --> 00:25:54,787 WE WOULD MAKE EVERY CONCEIVABLE EFFORT. 239 00:25:54,821 --> 00:25:57,657 AND, IN THE UNLIKELY EVENT THAT SOMETHING DID GO WRONG, 240 00:25:57,690 --> 00:26:00,059 YOU'D, OF COURSE, REPLACE ANDREW. 241 00:26:00,092 --> 00:26:02,629 OF COURSE. 242 00:26:02,662 --> 00:26:04,964 EVEN THOUGH HE'S UNIQUE AND IRREPLACEABLE. 243 00:26:04,997 --> 00:26:07,133 [ Sighs ] 244 00:26:07,166 --> 00:26:10,870 HE-- HIS-- YOU S-- 245 00:26:10,903 --> 00:26:13,906 WELL, IT'S A NATURAL ERROR-- IT HAS HUMAN FORM, 246 00:26:13,940 --> 00:26:17,744 THEREFORE YOU READ MECHANICAL FAILURE AS ECCENTRICITY... 247 00:26:17,777 --> 00:26:20,112 AND ANTHROPOMORPHIZE IT. 248 00:26:21,113 --> 00:26:23,015 IT IS A HOUSEHOLD APPLIANCE, 249 00:26:23,049 --> 00:26:26,152 AND YET YOU ACT LIKE IT IS A MAN. 250 00:26:26,185 --> 00:26:28,054 WE'RE LEAVING. COME ON, ANDREW. 251 00:26:28,087 --> 00:26:30,923 PLEASE, I BEG YOU TO RECONSIDER, MR. MARTIN. 252 00:26:30,957 --> 00:26:34,093 LET US EXAMINE ANDREW, TALK TO YOUR WIFE. NAME YOUR PRICE ! 253 00:26:35,795 --> 00:26:39,732 NOW, LISTEN TO ME. THERE IS NO PRICE FOR INDIVIDUALITY. 254 00:26:39,766 --> 00:26:42,902 HE IS, FOR BETTER OR FOR WORSE, MY ROBOT, 255 00:26:42,935 --> 00:26:46,806 AND YOU WILL NEVER LAY YOUR HANDS ON HIM-- DO YOU UNDERSTAND ? 256 00:26:49,241 --> 00:26:54,080 ALL IN GOOD TIME. YOU SEE, SOONER OR LATER YOU'LL HAVE TO BRING IT IN FOR REPAIRS. 257 00:27:01,888 --> 00:27:04,090 ANDREW, I'VE MADE A DECISION. YES, SIR ? 258 00:27:04,123 --> 00:27:07,927 YOU WILL CUT BACK ON YOUR WORKLOAD. YOU CAN NO LONGER... 259 00:27:07,960 --> 00:27:10,930 DEVOTE YOURSELF ENTIRELY TO CHILDREN AND HOUSEWORK. 260 00:27:10,963 --> 00:27:14,934 BUT ONE LIKES THE CHILDREN, SIR, SPECIFICALLY THE SMALLER ONE, LITTLE MISS. 261 00:27:14,967 --> 00:27:19,071 THAT IS A CONTRADICTION, ANDREW, AND THAT IS EXACTLY THE SORT OF THING YOU NEED TO LEARN ABOUT. 262 00:27:19,105 --> 00:27:21,373 THANK YOU FOR CHOOSING NORTHAM ROBOTICS. 263 00:27:21,407 --> 00:27:24,076 SO WE NEED A NEW REGIMEN. REGIMEN, SIR ? 264 00:27:24,110 --> 00:27:28,080 FIRST OF ALL, YOU'LL SPEND PART OF EACH DAY MAKING SOMETHING. 265 00:27:28,114 --> 00:27:32,418 SO AS NOT TO OFFEND HUMANS, WE'D BETTER FIND SOMETHING THAT'S NOT OVERLY ARTISTIC. 266 00:27:32,451 --> 00:27:35,387 COULD YOU MAKE OTHER THINGS ? I COULD TEACH YOU MY LINE OF WORK-- 267 00:27:35,421 --> 00:27:37,389 YOU KNOW, TIMEPIECES AND CLOCKS AND SO ON. 268 00:27:37,423 --> 00:27:40,893 ONE COULD NOT TELL YOU, SIR. ONE HAS NEVER ATTEMPTED SUCH THINGS. 269 00:27:40,927 --> 00:27:42,962 WELL, YOU WILL NOW. 270 00:27:42,995 --> 00:27:47,099 ALSO, YOU'LL SPEND PART OF EACH EVENING IN INSTRUCTION WITH ME. 271 00:27:47,133 --> 00:27:50,069 AND WHAT IS THE PURPOSE OF THIS INSTRUCTION ? TO TEACH YOU, ANDREW-- 272 00:27:50,102 --> 00:27:53,773 TO TEACH YOU ALL THE THINGS THAT HAVEN'T BEEN PROGRAMMED INTO YOU. 273 00:27:54,774 --> 00:27:57,910 ANDREW, YOU'RE UNIQUE. 274 00:27:57,944 --> 00:28:01,748 UNIQUE ? THANK YOU FOR CHOOSING NORTHAM ROBOTICS. 275 00:28:01,781 --> 00:28:03,983 AND I FEEL A RESPONSIBILITY TO HELP YOU... 276 00:28:04,016 --> 00:28:06,218 BECOME WHATEVER YOU'RE ABLE TO BE. 277 00:28:06,252 --> 00:28:08,755 AND WHAT IS ONE ABLE TO BE ? 278 00:28:08,788 --> 00:28:10,857 WELL, I DON'T KNOW. 279 00:28:10,890 --> 00:28:13,292 SEE, PEOPLE GROW THROUGH TIME. 280 00:28:13,325 --> 00:28:16,295 BUT THEN, OF COURSE, FOR YOU, TIME IS A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT PROPOSITION. 281 00:28:16,328 --> 00:28:19,999 FOR YOU, TIME IS ENDLESS. ENDLESS ? 282 00:28:20,032 --> 00:28:22,134 [ Chuckles ] 283 00:28:30,910 --> 00:28:33,112 IS THIS A GOOD PIECE ? VERY. 284 00:28:34,814 --> 00:28:36,816 [ Gulls Cawing ] 285 00:28:41,253 --> 00:28:44,056 WHAT ABOUT THIS ONE ? EXCELLENT. 286 00:28:50,329 --> 00:28:53,165 [ Tapping ] 287 00:28:53,199 --> 00:28:57,269 * IT WAS A LUCKY APRIL SHOWER * 288 00:28:57,303 --> 00:29:01,908 * IT WAS THE MOST CONVENIENT DOOR * 289 00:29:01,941 --> 00:29:05,511 * I FOUND A MILLION-DOLLAR BABY * 290 00:29:05,544 --> 00:29:09,215 * IN A FIVE AND TEN CENT STORE ** 291 00:29:10,850 --> 00:29:13,853 ** [ Continues ] 292 00:29:21,894 --> 00:29:25,764 [ Richard ] AND, NINE MONTHS LATER, A BABY IS BORN. 293 00:29:27,566 --> 00:29:31,237 AND THOSE, ANDREW, ARE THE SO-CALLED FACTS OF LIFE. 294 00:29:32,905 --> 00:29:35,908 PEOPLE ACTUALLY DO THIS, SIR ? 295 00:29:36,909 --> 00:29:39,378 WELL, YES. AND MARRIED PEOPLE-- 296 00:29:39,411 --> 00:29:45,184 ONE SUPPOSES THEY SEE IT AS SOME KIND OF REQUIREMENT OR OBLIGATION. 297 00:29:45,217 --> 00:29:47,253 WELL, IT-- [ Clears Throat ] 298 00:29:47,286 --> 00:29:51,357 IT'S NOT EXACTLY AN OBLIGATION, ANDREW. THAT'S A RELIEF. 299 00:29:51,390 --> 00:29:55,294 AND IT IS THE NATURAL AND PREFERABLE WAY TO CONCEIVE CHILDREN. 300 00:29:55,327 --> 00:30:00,266 SIR, OF ALL THESE MILLIONS OF SPERM, ONLY ONE MAKES IT ? 301 00:30:01,901 --> 00:30:05,071 - THAT'S TRUE. - WHAT HAPPENS TO THE OTHERS ? 302 00:30:06,238 --> 00:30:08,875 WELL, THEY DIE. 303 00:30:08,908 --> 00:30:10,910 THEY DIE ? 304 00:30:12,444 --> 00:30:14,213 ONE FEELS BADLY FOR THEM. 305 00:30:15,948 --> 00:30:18,317 WELL, ONE DOES. 306 00:30:18,350 --> 00:30:21,888 - BUT IT'S COMPLETELY AGREED THAT IT FEELS GOOD-- - FOR BOTH PARTIES, SIR ? 307 00:30:21,921 --> 00:30:24,056 IN AN IDEAL WORLD. 308 00:30:24,090 --> 00:30:26,893 - SO PEOPLE DO IT RATHER FREQUENTLY. - HOW OFTEN, SIR ? 309 00:30:26,926 --> 00:30:30,930 - WELL, AS OFTEN AS THEY CAN, MATTER OF FACT. - AHH. 310 00:30:32,298 --> 00:30:34,300 AT LEAST AT FIRST. 311 00:30:37,269 --> 00:30:39,271 SIR, 312 00:30:39,305 --> 00:30:42,208 MAY ONE SPEAK FRANKLY WITH YOU ? AS ALWAYS, ANDREW. 313 00:30:44,110 --> 00:30:47,146 IT'S JUST THAT THE WHOLE PROCESS-- 314 00:30:47,179 --> 00:30:50,182 IT SOUNDS SO MESSY. 315 00:30:52,418 --> 00:30:54,853 I THINK THAT'S A FAIR COMMENT. 316 00:31:00,192 --> 00:31:02,161 THEY DIE. 317 00:31:20,246 --> 00:31:22,214 [ Richard Speaking, Indistinct ] 318 00:31:22,248 --> 00:31:25,317 [ Talking, Laughing Continue ] 319 00:31:27,987 --> 00:31:31,157 ISN'T IT ? [ Giggling ] WHAT ? 320 00:31:38,330 --> 00:31:41,667 - [ Richard ] IT'S CALLED "HUMOR." - "HUMOR" ? 321 00:31:41,700 --> 00:31:45,037 YES. PEOPLE TELL JOKES TO MAKE EACH OTHER LAUGH. 322 00:31:46,172 --> 00:31:48,140 AND THIS LAUGHTER GIVES PLEASURE, SIR ? 323 00:31:48,174 --> 00:31:50,142 YES. 324 00:31:50,176 --> 00:31:53,379 SIR, COULD YOU TEACH ONE TO TELL A JOKE ? 325 00:31:56,248 --> 00:32:01,487 WELL, L-LET'S SEE. UM-- TWO DRUNKS WALK INTO A BAR. 326 00:32:01,520 --> 00:32:05,992 WOULDN'T TWO DRUNKS WALK OUT OF A BAR, SIR ? 327 00:32:06,025 --> 00:32:09,928 YOU WALK INTO A BAR TO DRINK, AND YOU COME OUT DRUNK. 328 00:32:11,430 --> 00:32:15,001 LET'S TRY SOMETHING SIMPLER, ANDREW. UM-- [ Clears Throat ] 329 00:32:15,034 --> 00:32:19,105 - KNOCK-KNOCK. - "KNOCK-KNOCK" ? 330 00:32:19,138 --> 00:32:22,008 NO, KNOCK-KNOCK, SOMEONE'S AT THE DOOR. 331 00:32:22,041 --> 00:32:25,011 - SHALL ONE GET IT, SIR ? - NO, NO. NO. 332 00:32:25,044 --> 00:32:27,679 Y-YOU SAY, "WHO'S THERE," ANDREW. 333 00:32:27,713 --> 00:32:30,282 - WHO'S THERE, ANDREW ? - NO, JUST "WHO'S THERE ?" 334 00:32:30,316 --> 00:32:33,052 ONE DOES NOT KNOW, SIR. 335 00:32:34,286 --> 00:32:37,523 LET'S START WITH SOMETHING A LITTLE SIMPLER, ANDREW. 336 00:32:37,556 --> 00:32:39,691 WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD ? 337 00:32:39,725 --> 00:32:43,262 ONE DOES NOT KNOW, SIR. POSSIBLY A PREDATOR WAS BEHIND THE CHICKEN. 338 00:32:43,295 --> 00:32:47,533 OR, POSSIBLY, THERE WAS A FEMALE CHICKEN ON THE OTHER SIDE, IF IT'S A MALE CHICKEN. 339 00:32:47,566 --> 00:32:51,503 OR POSSIBLY A FOOD SOURCE OR, DEPENDING ON THE SEASON, IT MIGHT BE MIGRATING. 340 00:32:51,537 --> 00:32:54,040 ONE HOPES THERE'S NO TRAFFIC. 341 00:32:54,073 --> 00:32:56,775 TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE. 342 00:32:56,808 --> 00:32:59,511 "TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE." 343 00:32:59,545 --> 00:33:02,081 OHHH. 344 00:33:02,114 --> 00:33:04,083 WHY IS THAT FUNNY ? 345 00:33:07,419 --> 00:33:11,757 SO, WHAT DO YOU KIDS HAVE PLANNED FOR THE DAY ? PROBABLY STICK WITH ANDREW. 346 00:33:11,790 --> 00:33:15,394 WHAT ABOUT YOU, MISS ? I'M GONNA GO PLAY AT MY FRIEND NATALIE'S HOUSE. 347 00:33:15,427 --> 00:33:17,363 OH. 348 00:33:18,630 --> 00:33:22,000 MAY ONE, SIR ? IS NOW A GOOD TIME ? 349 00:33:23,602 --> 00:33:25,204 WHAT ? A GOOD TIME FOR WHAT ? 350 00:33:25,237 --> 00:33:30,309 LAST NIGHT, SIR TAUGHT ONE-- NO, NO, NO. DON-DON'T BLAME ME, ANDREW. JUST GO AHEAD. 351 00:33:30,342 --> 00:33:34,480 THANK YOU, SIR. TWO CANNIBALS WERE EATING A CLOWN. 352 00:33:34,513 --> 00:33:37,183 ONE TURNS TO THE OTHER AND SAYS, "DOES THIS TASTE FUNNY TO YOU ?" 353 00:33:37,216 --> 00:33:39,451 HOW DO YOU MAKE A HANKY DANCE ? PUT A LITTLE BOOGIE IN IT. 354 00:33:39,485 --> 00:33:42,421 WHAT IS A BRUNETTE BETWEEN TWO BLONDES ? TRANSLATOR. 355 00:33:42,454 --> 00:33:44,556 DO YOU KNOW WHY BLIND PEOPLE DON'T LIKE TO SKYDIVE ? IT SCARES THEIR DOGS. 356 00:33:44,590 --> 00:33:48,594 A MAN WITH DEMENTIA IS DRIVING ON THE FREEWAY. HIS WIFE CALLS AND SAYS, "SWEETHEART, 357 00:33:48,627 --> 00:33:50,796 I HEARD THERE'S SOMEONE DRIVING THE WRONG WAY ON THE FREEWAY." 358 00:33:50,829 --> 00:33:52,598 HE SAYS, "ONE ? THERE'S HUNDREDS !" 359 00:33:52,631 --> 00:33:55,634 WHAT'S SILENT, SMELLS LIKE WORMS ? BIRD FARTS. 360 00:33:55,667 --> 00:33:58,570 - [ Laughing ] - IT MUST HAVE BEEN AN ENGINEER WHO DESIGNED THE HUMAN BODY. 361 00:33:58,604 --> 00:34:03,275 WHO ELSE WOULD PUT A WASTE PROCESSING PLANT NEXT TO A RECREATION AREA ? 362 00:34:03,309 --> 00:34:06,212 A WOMAN GOES INTO A DOCTOR'S OFFICE. THE DOCTOR SAYS, "MIND IF I NUMB YOUR BREASTS ?" 363 00:34:06,245 --> 00:34:08,580 - "NOT AT ALL." "NUM-NUM-NUM-NUM-NUM." - [ All Laughing ] 364 00:34:10,549 --> 00:34:12,484 [ Clears Throat ] ONE DID IT, SIR. 365 00:34:12,518 --> 00:34:16,555 ANDREW, IT WAS FINE, BUT WE MIGHT WANT TO TALK ABOUT... 366 00:34:16,588 --> 00:34:19,625 APPROPRIATENESS AND, UM-- AND TIMING. 367 00:34:19,658 --> 00:34:22,594 - IT'S 10:15, SIR. - [ Laughing ] 368 00:34:26,198 --> 00:34:28,200 ** [ Humming Along ] 369 00:34:36,708 --> 00:34:39,378 - OH, ANDREW. - LITTLE MISS. 370 00:34:39,411 --> 00:34:41,847 WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO TEACH YOU HOW TO PLAY A DUET ? 371 00:34:41,880 --> 00:34:44,082 CERTAINLY. COME ON. 372 00:34:47,586 --> 00:34:52,491 OKAY, READY ? YOU START HERE, AND THEN JUST FOLLOW ME. 373 00:34:52,524 --> 00:34:54,593 I PLAY FIRST, OKAY ? ALL RIGHT. 374 00:34:54,626 --> 00:34:56,595 READY ? 375 00:35:03,302 --> 00:35:05,304 YOUR TURN. 376 00:35:08,707 --> 00:35:10,909 ** [ Humming Along ] 377 00:35:10,942 --> 00:35:14,446 GOOD. VERY GOOD. NOW TOGETHER. 378 00:35:14,480 --> 00:35:16,482 ** [ Humming Along ] 379 00:36:15,741 --> 00:36:17,709 ** [ Ends ] 380 00:36:17,743 --> 00:36:19,711 THAT WAS WONDERFUL. THANKS. 381 00:36:19,745 --> 00:36:22,481 THANK YOU, LITTLE MISS. 382 00:36:34,025 --> 00:36:36,628 ** [ Plays Ragtime ] 383 00:36:57,483 --> 00:36:59,485 HI, MOM. 384 00:37:06,558 --> 00:37:10,796 GRACE, IS IT POSSIBLE FOR YOU TO FIND SOMEWHERE MORE PRIVATE TO DO THAT ? 385 00:37:10,829 --> 00:37:12,798 [ Sighs ] NO PROBLEM. 386 00:37:12,831 --> 00:37:15,401 JUST GIVE ME YOUR CREDIT DISC AND WE'LL GET A HOTEL ROOM. 387 00:37:17,436 --> 00:37:20,672 - WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME ? - LET'S GO. 388 00:37:20,706 --> 00:37:23,409 WHAT DID YOU SAY TO ME, YOUNG LADY ? 389 00:37:23,442 --> 00:37:26,312 YOU GET OFF THAT BIKE THIS MINUTE, AND YOU ARE GROUNDED ! 390 00:37:26,345 --> 00:37:28,647 GET-- GO ON ! GET OUT OF HERE, YOU PIECE OF SCUM ! [ Laughing ] 391 00:37:28,680 --> 00:37:31,683 [ Loud Ticking ] 392 00:37:33,685 --> 00:37:35,687 RICHARD ? 393 00:37:39,858 --> 00:37:42,761 DOES THIS LOOK RIGHT ? HI, MOM. 394 00:37:42,794 --> 00:37:45,831 DIDN'T YOU TALK TO HER ABOUT THAT BOY ? MMM, WELL, NOT YET. 395 00:37:45,864 --> 00:37:48,500 OH. BUT I WILL. [ Clears Throat ] 396 00:37:48,534 --> 00:37:51,437 KIND OF HOPING IT'S A PHASE THAT'LL PASS, 397 00:37:51,470 --> 00:37:53,772 LIKE THE OTHERS. [ Clocks Chiming Loudly ] 398 00:37:55,707 --> 00:37:57,709 [ Chiming Continues ] 399 00:38:02,581 --> 00:38:04,583 [ Chiming Ends ] 400 00:38:04,616 --> 00:38:08,354 I AM SO SICK OF THESE DAMN CLOCKS. 401 00:38:08,387 --> 00:38:10,589 I'VE ALREADY GIVEN HALF THEM AWAY. 402 00:38:12,824 --> 00:38:15,827 - PERHAPS WE SHOULD SELL THEM. - SELL THEM ? 403 00:38:15,861 --> 00:38:17,829 WELL, IT'S AN IDEA. 404 00:38:17,863 --> 00:38:20,065 WELL, WHO GETS THE MONEY ? 405 00:38:20,098 --> 00:38:23,369 WELL, I IMAGINE WE WILL. 406 00:38:23,402 --> 00:38:25,437 BUT ANDREW DOES ALL THE WORK. 407 00:38:25,471 --> 00:38:27,639 YES, BUT ANDREW'S OUR-- THEN ANDREW SHOULD GET THE MONEY. 408 00:38:27,673 --> 00:38:29,775 ANDREW IS A ROBOT. 409 00:38:29,808 --> 00:38:33,545 WHAT CONCEIVABLE USE WOULD A ROBOT HAVE FOR MONEY ? 410 00:38:33,579 --> 00:38:36,815 ROBOTS DON'T GO SHOPPING. ROBOTS DON'T GO ON VACATIONS. 411 00:38:36,848 --> 00:38:40,886 ROBOTS DON'T EAT DINNERS IN FANCY RESTAURANTS. 412 00:38:40,919 --> 00:38:44,322 [ Scoffs ] I CAN'T BELIEVE WE'RE HAVING THIS DISCUSSION. 413 00:38:49,428 --> 00:38:51,897 DAD, IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT HE IS. 414 00:38:51,930 --> 00:38:54,800 ANDREW DESERVES TO BENEFIT FROM THE WORK HE DOES. 415 00:38:56,668 --> 00:38:58,670 SWEETHEART, 416 00:38:59,971 --> 00:39:01,773 I WILL DO WHAT'S RIGHT FOR ANDREW. 417 00:39:01,807 --> 00:39:03,875 OF COURSE I WILL. 418 00:39:03,909 --> 00:39:06,945 BUT AT THE END OF THE DAY WE ARE TALKING ABOUT A MACHINE, 419 00:39:06,978 --> 00:39:11,783 AND YOU CAN'T INVEST YOUR EMOTIONS IN A MACHINE. 420 00:39:13,452 --> 00:39:15,887 RIGHT ? 421 00:39:31,670 --> 00:39:33,639 [ Woman ] CAN I GET YOU ANYTHING ? NO, THANK YOU. 422 00:39:33,672 --> 00:39:35,607 THERE YOU ARE. HOW ARE YA ? BILL, GOOD MORNING. 423 00:39:35,641 --> 00:39:39,678 THIS MUST BE ANDREW. ANDREW, BILL FEINGOLD, FAMILY LAWYER. 424 00:39:39,711 --> 00:39:43,381 ANDREW. YOU OWN ONE OF MY CLOCKS. 425 00:39:45,717 --> 00:39:49,187 THIS IS ONE OF MY FAVORITES. DO YOU ENJOY IT ? 426 00:39:49,220 --> 00:39:51,823 UH, YES, I DO, VERY MUCH. 427 00:39:51,857 --> 00:39:55,561 - I LIKE THE NEW OFFICE, BILL. WHAT FLOOR ARE WE ON HERE ? - THIRTY-SEVEN. 428 00:39:55,594 --> 00:39:58,464 HMM. 429 00:39:58,497 --> 00:40:00,566 ANDREW, COME AND HAVE A LOOK AT THIS. 430 00:40:01,600 --> 00:40:03,502 NO, THANK YOU, SIR. 431 00:40:03,535 --> 00:40:06,772 - YOU SURE ? - NO. 432 00:40:08,206 --> 00:40:10,208 HOW CAN I HELP YOU ? 433 00:40:10,241 --> 00:40:14,212 AS YOU KNOW, ANDREW'S EARNED A GREAT DEAL OF MONEY FROM HIS ENDEAVORS, 434 00:40:14,245 --> 00:40:17,949 AND WHAT HE REALLY WANTS TO DO IS OPEN HIS OWN BANK ACCOUNT. 435 00:40:17,983 --> 00:40:21,553 A BANK ACCOUNT IN THE NAME OF A ROBOT ? MMM. WOULD THAT BE LEGAL ? 436 00:40:23,021 --> 00:40:25,857 I COULDN'T SAY. THERE ARE NO PRECEDENTS. 437 00:40:25,891 --> 00:40:28,894 I DON'T THINK THERE'S A LAW AGAINST IT, BUT, UH-- 438 00:40:28,927 --> 00:40:31,863 RICHARD, WHY-- WHY DO YOU WANT TO GIVE HIM A BANK ACCOUNT ? 439 00:40:31,897 --> 00:40:34,165 WHAT'S HE NEED MONEY FOR ? 440 00:40:34,199 --> 00:40:38,970 TO PAY FOR THINGS, OF COURSE, WHICH OTHERWISE SIR WOULD HAVE TO PAY FOR. 441 00:40:39,004 --> 00:40:41,439 ONE WOULD LIKE TO PULL ONE'S OWN. 442 00:40:42,874 --> 00:40:46,578 - WEIGHT. - FOR WHAT, SIR ? 443 00:40:54,553 --> 00:40:56,855 - ANDREW. - YES, LITTLE MISS ? 444 00:40:56,888 --> 00:40:58,890 [ Gasps ] OOH ! OH. 445 00:40:58,924 --> 00:41:02,894 OH. OH, I'M SO SORRY. OH. 446 00:41:05,664 --> 00:41:07,866 NOT TO WORRY. IT CAN BE REPAIRED. 447 00:41:10,001 --> 00:41:12,003 WOW. 448 00:41:19,578 --> 00:41:21,880 OH-- LEFT. 449 00:41:24,583 --> 00:41:26,718 ANDREW, REMEMBER FRANK, MY BOYFRIEND ? 450 00:41:26,752 --> 00:41:29,054 YES, THE ONE YOUR SISTER SAYS HAS A NICE ASS. 451 00:41:29,087 --> 00:41:30,889 [ Laughing ] OH. 452 00:41:34,626 --> 00:41:36,828 LAST NIGHT-- 453 00:41:36,862 --> 00:41:38,964 LAST NIGHT HE ASKED ME TO MARRY HIM. 454 00:41:41,667 --> 00:41:43,935 ONE GATHERS THAT IS A GOOD THING. 455 00:41:45,003 --> 00:41:48,640 WELL, I HAVEN'T SAID "YES" YET. SO THERE IS DOUBT. 456 00:41:48,674 --> 00:41:51,577 NO. FRANK IS WONDERFUL. 457 00:41:51,610 --> 00:41:53,679 HE'S HANDSOME. HE'S RELIABLE. 458 00:41:53,712 --> 00:41:57,248 HE'S SOMEBODY I COULD SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE WITH. I COULD HAVE CHILDREN WITH HIM. 459 00:41:57,282 --> 00:41:59,284 THEN WHAT IS THE PROBLEM ? 460 00:42:01,620 --> 00:42:04,055 BOARD ? NO, NOT AT ALL. 461 00:42:04,089 --> 00:42:06,958 NOT HIM-- THERE. OH. 462 00:42:08,827 --> 00:42:12,063 WELL, I HAVE THIS FRIEND... 463 00:42:12,097 --> 00:42:15,667 THAT'S VERY SPECIAL TO ME. 464 00:42:17,002 --> 00:42:20,972 HE'S JUST SO SWEET AND FUNNY, 465 00:42:21,006 --> 00:42:26,645 AND WHENEVER I'M WITH HIM... I DON'T WANT TO BE WITH FRANK. 466 00:42:26,678 --> 00:42:29,347 ONE CAN SEE THAT WOULD CREATE A COMPLICATION. 467 00:42:29,380 --> 00:42:32,017 YES. 468 00:42:32,050 --> 00:42:34,285 BUT THE ANSWER'S STARING YOU IN THE FACE. 469 00:42:36,755 --> 00:42:38,990 MARRY YOUR FRIEND. 470 00:42:40,158 --> 00:42:43,629 [ Laughs ] WHAT ? 471 00:42:43,662 --> 00:42:45,897 WELL, HE'S NOT-- 472 00:42:47,165 --> 00:42:48,667 I MEAN, H-HE-- 473 00:42:48,700 --> 00:42:54,673 A RELATIONSHIP BETWEEN US WOULD BE IMPOSSIBLE, REALLY. IT COULD NEVER WORK OUT. 474 00:42:54,706 --> 00:42:57,943 WHY ? WELL, BECAUSE HE'S NOT-- 475 00:42:59,911 --> 00:43:02,580 BECAUSE HE-HE'LL NEVER BE-- 476 00:43:04,149 --> 00:43:06,317 YES ? 477 00:43:09,120 --> 00:43:11,089 [ Sighs ] 478 00:43:12,157 --> 00:43:14,592 IS SOMETHING WRONG ? 479 00:43:17,696 --> 00:43:19,898 NO. 480 00:43:19,931 --> 00:43:23,134 NOTHING'S WRONG, NOTHING AT ALL. 481 00:43:23,168 --> 00:43:25,136 THANK YOU FOR LISTENING TO ME. 482 00:43:25,170 --> 00:43:27,639 ONE IS GLAD TO BE OF SERVICE. 483 00:43:31,442 --> 00:43:33,745 LITTLE MISS, 484 00:43:33,779 --> 00:43:36,748 WHAT WILL YOU DO ABOUT FRANK ? 485 00:43:43,121 --> 00:43:45,090 ACCEPT HIS PROPOSAL. 486 00:43:45,123 --> 00:43:48,093 REALLY ? 487 00:43:48,126 --> 00:43:50,095 HUMANS. 488 00:43:54,232 --> 00:43:56,201 ANDREW, YES ? 489 00:43:56,234 --> 00:44:01,740 IT WOULD MEAN SO MUCH TO ME IF YOU WOULD BE AN USHER AT MY WEDDING. 490 00:44:03,108 --> 00:44:05,911 ONE IS UNFAMILIAR WITH THIS TERM. HOW DOES ONE "USH" ? 491 00:44:07,112 --> 00:44:10,749 YOU HELP PEOPLE TO THEIR SEATS. YOU WEAR A TUXEDO. 492 00:44:13,118 --> 00:44:16,087 - ONE WOULD WEAR CLOTHING ? - YES. 493 00:44:17,989 --> 00:44:20,692 ONE HAS NEVER BEEN ASKED TO WEAR CLOTHING. 494 00:44:22,861 --> 00:44:26,664 IT WOULD BE AN HONOR. GREAT. 495 00:44:28,834 --> 00:44:31,102 [ Board Clatters To Floor ] 496 00:44:34,005 --> 00:44:37,809 - ONE STILL IS ALL THUMBS. - [ Giggling ] 497 00:44:41,246 --> 00:44:43,414 INSTALLED WHAT ? 498 00:44:44,249 --> 00:44:46,151 UM, AN ALARM. 499 00:44:46,184 --> 00:44:51,790 IF YOU TRY TO ENTER ANDREW'S BRAIN WHILE YOU'RE MAKING THIS REPAIR, 500 00:44:51,823 --> 00:44:53,992 THE POLICE WILL BE ALERTED. 501 00:44:54,025 --> 00:44:57,028 ALSO, YOU SHOULD PROBABLY KNOW THAT-- [ Clears Throat ] 502 00:44:57,062 --> 00:45:01,199 IF YOU ACTUALLY INJURE ANDREW'S BRAIN OR POSITRONIC PATHWAYS IN ANY WAY, 503 00:45:01,232 --> 00:45:05,771 MY LAWYER, THE GOOD MR. FEINGOLD, WILL BE HAPPY TO SUE YOU. 504 00:45:05,804 --> 00:45:11,242 HE WILL SUE YOU FOR THE LOST VALUE OF ANDREW'S INCOME UNTIL THE END OF TIME. 505 00:45:13,311 --> 00:45:16,147 WELL, I THINK WE UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER. 506 00:45:17,148 --> 00:45:19,117 GOOD. [ Clears Throat ] 507 00:45:19,150 --> 00:45:21,887 SIR, ONE MORE ITEM OF BUSINESS. 508 00:45:23,321 --> 00:45:26,257 AS LONG IS ONE IS IN THE SHOP, CAN YOU DO WORK ON ONE'S FACE ? 509 00:45:26,291 --> 00:45:28,894 ONE WISHES TO HAVE MORE EXPRESSION. 510 00:45:28,927 --> 00:45:33,164 ONE HAS THOUGHTS AND FEELINGS THAT PRESENTLY DO NOT SHOW. 511 00:45:33,198 --> 00:45:36,267 YOU WANT YOUR THOUGHTS AND FEELINGS TO SHOW ON YOUR FACE ? 512 00:45:36,301 --> 00:45:40,471 YES, LIKE THE CONTEMPT THAT YOU ARE SHOWING ME RIGHT NOW. 513 00:45:42,173 --> 00:45:45,811 WELL, WE HAVE DONE SOME EXPERIMENTATION. 514 00:45:45,844 --> 00:45:49,915 WE ARE ABLE TO GIVE ROBOTS SUPERFICIAL RESPONSES... 515 00:45:49,948 --> 00:45:52,851 WHICH MIMIC HUMAN EXPRESSION. 516 00:45:52,884 --> 00:45:55,821 ONE HAS READ THAT THERE HAVE BEEN NDR UPGRADES. YES, YES. 517 00:45:55,854 --> 00:46:00,058 WE'VE WORKED UP A DOZEN EXPERIMENTAL MODELS WITH EXPRESSION CAPABILITIES, 518 00:46:00,091 --> 00:46:02,060 SLEEKER BODY TYPES. 519 00:46:02,093 --> 00:46:06,097 WE RAN SOME MARKET SURVEYS AND DECIDED NOT TO GO AHEAD WITH THE LINE. 520 00:46:06,131 --> 00:46:09,234 WHY NOT ? NEGATIVE CONSUMER REACTION. 521 00:46:09,267 --> 00:46:12,303 THERE'S A GROWING FEAR THAT ROBOTS WILL CONTINUE TO MAKE... 522 00:46:12,337 --> 00:46:15,907 THE HUMAN WORK FORCE OBSOLETE. 523 00:46:15,941 --> 00:46:19,177 [ Clears Throat ] ANDREW HAS WORKED FOR ME FOR OVER 15 YEARS. 524 00:46:19,210 --> 00:46:21,847 THERE'S NO DANGER OF ANYONE LOSING THEIR JOB TO HIM. 525 00:46:21,880 --> 00:46:25,851 SURELY THERE'S NO CONCERN PERFORMING THESE MODIFICATIONS ON AN OLD-STYLE ROBOT. 526 00:46:25,884 --> 00:46:28,186 TRUE. 527 00:46:28,219 --> 00:46:32,223 BUT PROCEDURES LIKE THAT WOULD BE PROHIBITIVELY EXPENSIVE. 528 00:46:32,257 --> 00:46:36,361 IT IS UNDERSTOOD THAT YOU WILL ATTEMPT TO RIVET ONE. 529 00:46:36,394 --> 00:46:40,331 SCREW, ANDREW. REALLY ? HOW MUCH ? 530 00:46:54,946 --> 00:46:57,015 THAT IS ROUGHLY ONE'S MONTHLY SALARY. 531 00:46:59,350 --> 00:47:01,286 IT'S MORE THAN I MAKE IN A YEAR. 532 00:47:01,319 --> 00:47:04,890 HMM, NOT BAD FOR-- 533 00:47:04,923 --> 00:47:07,893 WHAT DID YOU CALL HIM LAST TIME WE WERE HERE ? HOUSEHOLD APPLIANCE. 534 00:47:07,926 --> 00:47:11,329 - HOUSEHOLD APPLIANCE ? - HOUSEHOLD APPLIANCE, YES. 535 00:47:15,333 --> 00:47:18,136 [ Minister ] MAY THE PEACE OF THE LORD BE WITH YOU ALWAYS. 536 00:47:19,304 --> 00:47:21,873 I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU HUSBAND AND WIFE. 537 00:47:24,409 --> 00:47:26,945 YOU MAY KISS THE BRIDE NOW. 538 00:47:34,152 --> 00:47:36,922 [ Congregation Murmuring ] 539 00:47:36,955 --> 00:47:41,893 IT IS MY PLEASURE TO PRESENT MR. AND MRS. FRANK CHARNEY. 540 00:48:01,379 --> 00:48:03,314 WHAT ? [ Grunts ] 541 00:49:04,475 --> 00:49:06,477 GOOD EVENING, SIR. 542 00:49:09,080 --> 00:49:11,082 MAGNIFICENT NIGHT. 543 00:49:13,318 --> 00:49:16,254 YOU LOOK VERY SHARP THIS EVENING, ANDREW. 544 00:49:16,287 --> 00:49:18,256 THANK YOU, SIR. 545 00:49:18,289 --> 00:49:21,359 IT WAS QUITE CHALLENGING FOR THE TAILOR. [ Chuckles ] 546 00:49:21,392 --> 00:49:24,029 MAY ONE CONTINUE WEARING CLOTHING ? 547 00:49:24,062 --> 00:49:27,232 IF IT SUITS YOU. ARE YOU SERIOUS ? 548 00:49:27,265 --> 00:49:29,300 AS ALWAYS. 549 00:49:31,102 --> 00:49:33,438 WELL, I SUPPOSE SO. 550 00:49:33,471 --> 00:49:36,707 WE'LL HAVE TO FIND YOU SOME OTHER STUFF, THOUGH. YOU CAN'T WEAR TAILS ALL THE TIME. 551 00:49:36,741 --> 00:49:39,710 REALLY ? HOW SAD. 552 00:49:41,079 --> 00:49:44,082 SIT DOWN, ANDREW, PLEASE. THANK YOU, SIR. 553 00:49:50,455 --> 00:49:54,425 - IT WAS A WONDERFUL WEDDING, WASN'T IT ? - OH, YES, SIR. 554 00:49:54,459 --> 00:49:58,296 AND, IF ONE MAY SAY, YOU ARE A SPECTACULAR DANCER. 555 00:49:58,329 --> 00:50:03,134 - WELL, THAT'S VERY KIND. - NOT AT ALL, SIR. IT'S THE TRUTH. 556 00:50:04,835 --> 00:50:07,138 DID YOU RECORD THE DAY ? 557 00:50:07,172 --> 00:50:09,440 EVERY SECOND, SIR, IS IN ONE'S MEMORY BANK. 558 00:50:10,508 --> 00:50:12,510 WELL, LET'S WATCH IT, SHALL WE ? 559 00:51:07,665 --> 00:51:10,368 SIR ? 560 00:51:10,401 --> 00:51:12,637 IS EVERYTHING ALL RIGHT ? 561 00:51:12,670 --> 00:51:14,472 UM-- [ Clears Throat ] 562 00:51:20,545 --> 00:51:22,813 THEY'VE BOTH GONE NOW, ANDREW. 563 00:51:24,182 --> 00:51:27,485 WELL, THINGS CHANGE. THINGS ALWAYS CHANGE. 564 00:51:27,518 --> 00:51:31,556 PEOPLE MOVE ON. IT'S AS IT SHOULD BE. 565 00:51:33,258 --> 00:51:35,260 BUT, UH, 566 00:51:36,294 --> 00:51:39,197 WHAT I REALIZED TODAY IS THAT, UH, 567 00:51:41,466 --> 00:51:44,135 I'LL NEVER STOP MISSING THEM. 568 00:51:48,206 --> 00:51:50,208 SIR ? 569 00:51:54,612 --> 00:51:57,148 ONE IS STILL HERE. 570 00:51:58,316 --> 00:52:02,587 AND ONE IS GLAD OF THAT, ANDREW. THANK YOU. 571 00:52:03,654 --> 00:52:06,424 GOOD NIGHT, SIR. GOOD NIGHT, ANDREW. 572 00:52:12,263 --> 00:52:14,265 [ Laughing, Chattering ] 573 00:52:27,678 --> 00:52:31,649 LLOYD ! COME HERE. 574 00:52:31,682 --> 00:52:35,520 WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT THROWING SAND AT PEOPLE ? WHAT DID I TELL YOU ? 575 00:52:36,521 --> 00:52:38,556 NOW APOLOGIZE TO ANDREW. 576 00:52:38,589 --> 00:52:40,558 I WILL NOT APOLOGIZE TO IT. 577 00:52:40,591 --> 00:52:42,393 HIM. IT. 578 00:52:42,427 --> 00:52:46,264 LLOYD. SORRY. 579 00:52:47,798 --> 00:52:50,901 ONE UNDERSTANDS WHY SOME ANIMALS EAT THEIR YOUNG. 580 00:52:53,604 --> 00:52:56,207 I'M SO SORRY, ANDREW. 581 00:53:02,280 --> 00:53:04,515 ARE YOU ALL RIGHT ? YOU SEEM VERY QUIET. 582 00:53:07,818 --> 00:53:10,755 HOW DOES ONE OBTAIN FREEDOM ? 583 00:53:13,624 --> 00:53:17,495 - Y-YOU WISH TO LEAVE US ? - NOT AT ALL, LITTLE MISS. 584 00:53:17,528 --> 00:53:20,365 ONE MERELY WISHES TO BE DECLARED FREE. 585 00:53:22,400 --> 00:53:25,636 BUT WHY ? YOU HAVE SO MUCH FREEDOM HERE. 586 00:53:25,670 --> 00:53:28,606 UNTIL ONE IS ORDERED TO DO SOMETHING. 587 00:53:28,639 --> 00:53:32,810 ANDREW, IT'S BEEN YEARS SINCE ANYONE'S GIVEN YOU AN ORDER. 588 00:53:32,843 --> 00:53:36,281 BUT YOU MAY STILL REQUEST ONE TO PERFORM TASKS. 589 00:53:36,314 --> 00:53:41,519 WELL, WE ASK ALL THE TIME, BUT IT'S A REQUEST, NOT AN ORDER. 590 00:53:45,590 --> 00:53:47,725 BUT THAT'S NOT ENOUGH FOR YOU, IS IT ? 591 00:53:50,528 --> 00:53:52,630 ONE HAS STUDIED YOUR HISTORY. 592 00:53:54,332 --> 00:53:57,802 TERRIBLE WARS HAVE BEEN FOUGHT WHERE MILLIONS HAVE DIED... 593 00:53:57,835 --> 00:54:00,405 FOR ONE IDEA: 594 00:54:00,438 --> 00:54:02,740 FREEDOM. 595 00:54:02,773 --> 00:54:07,978 AND IT SEEMS THAT SOMETHING THAT MEANS SO MUCH TO SO MANY PEOPLE... 596 00:54:08,012 --> 00:54:11,282 WOULD BE WORTH HAVING. 597 00:54:26,831 --> 00:54:31,336 SIR, WOULD NOW BE A GOOD TIME TO SPEAK WITH YOU ? 598 00:54:31,369 --> 00:54:33,604 IT'S ALWAYS A GOOD TIME, ANDREW. YOU KNOW THAT. 599 00:54:42,880 --> 00:54:45,783 IT IS EVERYTHING IN ONE'S BANK ACCOUNT. 600 00:54:47,117 --> 00:54:49,520 [ Laughing ] WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO GIVE ME-- 601 00:54:49,554 --> 00:54:52,022 TO PURCHASE ONE'S FREEDOM. 602 00:54:52,857 --> 00:54:56,060 ONE WANTS TO BE FREE. 603 00:54:56,093 --> 00:54:58,696 ONE WOULD, OF COURSE, STILL OBEY THE THREE LAWS... 604 00:54:58,729 --> 00:55:01,632 AND SERVE YOU IN EXACTLY THE SAME FASHION. 605 00:55:01,666 --> 00:55:03,801 THE ONLY THING THAT WOULD CHANGE WOULD BE THE FORM. 606 00:55:03,834 --> 00:55:07,738 ONE WOULD NO LONGER BE YOUR PROPERTY. 607 00:55:07,772 --> 00:55:11,075 YOU WANT TO LEAVE. THAT'S WHAT THIS IS ABOUT, ISN'T IT ? 608 00:55:11,108 --> 00:55:14,745 NOT AT ALL, SIR. YOU ARE ONE'S FAMILY. 609 00:55:14,779 --> 00:55:17,482 THEN WHY ASK FOR THIS ? 610 00:55:18,916 --> 00:55:22,487 OH, I SEE. YOU'RE IN ON THIS. 611 00:55:23,688 --> 00:55:26,391 WE'VE TALKED ABOUT IT, YES. 612 00:55:26,424 --> 00:55:30,628 SO YOU ORDERED HIM TO DO IT, AND HE OBEYED. 613 00:55:30,661 --> 00:55:33,931 NO. HE MAKES HIS OWN DECISIONS. 614 00:55:33,964 --> 00:55:39,570 - BUT YOU PUT THE IDEA IN HIS HEAD. - NO, FATHER, YOU DID. 615 00:55:39,604 --> 00:55:41,906 YOU'VE GIVEN HIM HUNDREDS OF BOOKS TO READ. 616 00:55:41,939 --> 00:55:46,511 IT WAS SIMPLY A MATTER OF TIME BEFORE HE BECAME INTRIGUED BY THE IDEA OF FREEDOM. 617 00:55:46,544 --> 00:55:50,415 HE LEARNS AND GROWS ALL THE TIME, 618 00:55:50,448 --> 00:55:52,750 AND IT'S BECAUSE OF YOU AND ANDREW'S ABILITIES... 619 00:55:52,783 --> 00:55:56,120 THAT HE'S BECOME EVERY BIT AS COMPLEX AS WE ARE. 620 00:56:11,736 --> 00:56:13,738 GOOD MORNING, SIR. 621 00:56:22,513 --> 00:56:26,651 YOU TAKE YOUR CHECK BACK, PLEASE, ANDREW. WHY, SIR ? 622 00:56:28,819 --> 00:56:32,189 YOU ARE FREE NOW. 623 00:56:32,222 --> 00:56:34,692 I MUST ASK YOU TO LEAVE THIS HOUSE. 624 00:56:34,725 --> 00:56:38,629 BUT SIR, I DON'T WISH TO LEAVE. 625 00:56:38,663 --> 00:56:42,933 YOU WISHED FOR FREEDOM, YOU MUST ACCEPT THE CONSEQUENCES. 626 00:56:45,235 --> 00:56:48,806 THEN I WILL REMOVE MY BELONGINGS. YES. 627 00:56:50,875 --> 00:56:52,877 WHERE WILL YOU GO ? 628 00:56:53,911 --> 00:56:55,880 I WILL LOOK FOR A RESIDENCE NEARBY... 629 00:56:55,913 --> 00:56:58,849 SO THAT IF YOU EVER NEED ANYTHING, SIR-- 630 00:56:58,883 --> 00:57:01,519 THAT WILL NOT HAPPEN, ANDREW, THANK YOU. 631 00:57:01,552 --> 00:57:03,521 THERE'S NO NEED TO BE CLOSE BY. 632 00:57:03,554 --> 00:57:07,625 - IF YOU COMMAND ME NOT TO DO THIS, I WILL OBEY. - I COMMAND NOTHING. 633 00:57:08,626 --> 00:57:10,695 YOU'RE FREE. 634 00:57:12,597 --> 00:57:17,702 THEN-- CALLED OR UNCALLED-- I AM ALWAYS AT YOUR SERVICE. 635 00:57:25,776 --> 00:57:27,912 ANDREW, 636 00:57:29,614 --> 00:57:32,182 YOU'VE STOPPED REFERRING TO YOURSELF AS "ONE." 637 00:58:54,632 --> 00:58:56,634 A HOME OF MY OWN. 638 00:59:28,766 --> 00:59:30,768 [ Knocking ] 639 00:59:35,673 --> 00:59:38,308 ANDREW ? 640 00:59:38,342 --> 00:59:41,311 ANDREW ? I'M IN HERE. 641 00:59:51,221 --> 00:59:53,357 LITTLE MISS. 642 00:59:53,390 --> 00:59:56,126 IS SOMETHING WRONG ? 643 00:59:58,395 --> 01:00:00,931 HE ASKED FOR YOU. 644 01:00:06,070 --> 01:00:08,038 IT'S TIME. 645 01:00:16,881 --> 01:00:21,018 - THE ROBOT'S HERE. - ANDREW. 646 01:00:28,726 --> 01:00:31,762 HELLO, MISS. ANDREW. 647 01:00:31,796 --> 01:00:33,798 SIR. 648 01:00:36,734 --> 01:00:41,939 - HOW ARE YOU, SIR ? - WELL, I'M DYING, ANDREW. 649 01:00:43,473 --> 01:00:45,642 OTHERWISE I'M FINE. 650 01:00:47,244 --> 01:00:49,213 WONDERFUL TO SEE YOU AGAIN. 651 01:00:49,246 --> 01:00:53,217 I'M VERY HAPPY TO SEE YOU, ANDREW. IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME. 652 01:00:53,250 --> 01:00:56,954 YES, IT HAS, SIR. 653 01:00:56,987 --> 01:00:59,056 I WANTED TO-- 654 01:00:59,089 --> 01:01:03,093 I WANTED TO TELL YOU... THAT I WAS WRONG. 655 01:01:03,127 --> 01:01:05,730 YOU'RE NEVER WRONG, SIR. 656 01:01:05,763 --> 01:01:08,465 THEN DON'T CONTRADICT ME. 657 01:01:08,498 --> 01:01:12,202 YOU WERE RIGHT TO WANT YOUR FREEDOM, 658 01:01:12,236 --> 01:01:15,039 AND I'M GLAD THAT YOU HAVE IT. 659 01:01:16,240 --> 01:01:18,408 THANK YOU, SIR. 660 01:01:21,111 --> 01:01:23,413 ANDREW, 661 01:01:25,783 --> 01:01:27,952 YOU WERE VERY GOOD TO US. 662 01:01:29,053 --> 01:01:31,688 IT WAS AN HONOR SERVING YOU, SIR. 663 01:01:45,836 --> 01:01:47,872 I WANT TO SEEK OUT MY OWN KIND. 664 01:01:47,905 --> 01:01:50,775 IN ORDER TO UNDERSTAND MY DESTINY, 665 01:01:50,808 --> 01:01:53,844 I MUST KNOW IF THERE IS ANOTHER LIKE MYSELF. 666 01:01:53,878 --> 01:01:57,147 NORTHAM ROBOTICS WILL NOT RETURN MY INQUIRIES, 667 01:01:57,181 --> 01:01:59,850 AND NOW THAT YOU HAVE FINALLY PASSED THE BAR, LLOYD, 668 01:01:59,884 --> 01:02:04,889 I WANT YOU TO SUE THEM FOR INFORMATION OF THE WHEREABOUTS OF ALL NDR SERIES ROBOTS, 669 01:02:04,922 --> 01:02:07,457 IF YOU DON'T MIND. 670 01:02:09,159 --> 01:02:13,297 THE FREEDOM OF INFORMATION ACT DOESN'T QUITE COVER SUITS BY ROBOTS. 671 01:02:13,330 --> 01:02:15,199 - NOT YET. - MOTHER, I'M A VERY BUSY MAN. 672 01:02:15,232 --> 01:02:17,802 I DO NOT HAVE TIME TO HELP... 673 01:02:17,835 --> 01:02:21,806 IT PURSUE SOME RIDICULOUS LAWSUIT. 674 01:02:21,839 --> 01:02:24,975 LLOYD, SWEETHEART, I DO LOVE YOU, 675 01:02:25,009 --> 01:02:28,178 BUT SOMETIMES I HAVE TO WONDER IF YOU REALLY ARE MY CHILD. 676 01:02:28,212 --> 01:02:30,214 WELL, THAT'S MUTATION, MOTHER. 677 01:02:30,247 --> 01:02:33,150 THE MIRACLE OF GENETICS IS I'M NOT YOU. 678 01:02:33,183 --> 01:02:35,920 NO, YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN MORE LIKE YOUR FATHER. 679 01:02:35,953 --> 01:02:38,789 SO THAT' WHY YOU DIVORCED HIM. 680 01:02:40,257 --> 01:02:43,360 SORRY. 681 01:02:43,393 --> 01:02:48,198 ANDREW, WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF I GOT THE INFORMATION ON THESE OTHER NDRs ? 682 01:02:48,232 --> 01:02:50,801 I WOULD SEEK THEM OUT, EACH AND EVERY ONE. 683 01:02:51,902 --> 01:02:54,371 SO YOU'D BE GONE FOR QUITE A LONG TIME. 684 01:02:54,404 --> 01:02:57,574 OH, YES. SEVERAL YEARS IF NOT MORE, 685 01:02:57,607 --> 01:03:00,044 IF MY CALCULATIONS ARE CORRECT. 686 01:03:03,113 --> 01:03:05,249 I'D LOVE TO HELP YOU. 687 01:03:06,250 --> 01:03:08,218 DID HE NOT BREAST-FEED ? 688 01:04:15,986 --> 01:04:18,455 [ Andrew ] "DEAR LITTLE MISS, 689 01:04:18,488 --> 01:04:21,325 "MY JOURNEY IS NEARING THE END OF ITS TENTH YEAR, 690 01:04:21,358 --> 01:04:26,096 "AND I STILL HAVE NOT FOUND ANY ROBOT THAT BEARS ANY SIMILARITY TO MYSELF. 691 01:04:26,130 --> 01:04:29,299 "I HAVE THOUSANDS OF MILES TO GO, HUNDREDS OF CITIES TO VISIT, 692 01:04:29,333 --> 01:04:31,468 "SO I HAVE NOT GIVEN UP HOPE. 693 01:04:31,501 --> 01:04:33,303 LOVE, ANDREW." 694 01:04:44,214 --> 01:04:46,183 HELLO. MY LAST NAME IS MARTIN. 695 01:04:46,216 --> 01:04:48,885 HEY, GET OFF THE FIELD. 696 01:04:59,429 --> 01:05:01,431 [ Mooing ] 697 01:05:35,465 --> 01:05:39,469 "DEAR LITTLE MISS, MY JOURNEY IS NEARING ITS END. 698 01:05:39,503 --> 01:05:44,508 "I HAVE EXHAUSTED ALL POSSIBILITIES SAVE FOR ONE FINAL RAY OF HOPE. 699 01:05:44,541 --> 01:05:50,014 I'VE LEARNED OF AN NDR ROBOT THAT HAS RECENTLY BEEN REBUILT BACK HOME IN SAN FRANCISCO." 700 01:05:50,047 --> 01:05:52,382 [ Crowd Chattering ] 701 01:05:56,220 --> 01:05:58,688 [ Woman ] TAKE AS MANY AS YOU NEED. 702 01:05:58,722 --> 01:06:01,391 OH, THEN YOU SHOULD LOVE THEM. 703 01:06:03,293 --> 01:06:05,295 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 704 01:06:06,296 --> 01:06:08,532 TAKE AS MANY AS YOU NEED. 705 01:06:08,565 --> 01:06:12,269 THANK YOU. YOU'RE QUITE WELCOME. 706 01:06:12,302 --> 01:06:15,039 ** [ "Respect" By Aretha Franklin ] 707 01:06:15,072 --> 01:06:20,410 ** 708 01:06:20,444 --> 01:06:24,281 * WHOO * WHAT YOU WANT BABY, I GOT IT * 709 01:06:24,314 --> 01:06:29,319 * WHOO, WHOO * WHAT YOU NEED DO YOU KNOW I GOT IT * 710 01:06:29,353 --> 01:06:32,056 * WHOO, WHOO * ALL I'M ASKIN' 711 01:06:32,089 --> 01:06:34,524 * IS FOR A LITTLE RESPECT WHEN YOU COME HOME * * JUST A LITTLE BIT 712 01:06:34,558 --> 01:06:37,761 * HEY, BABY WHEN YOU GET HOME * * JUST A LITTLE BIT 713 01:06:37,794 --> 01:06:42,232 * JUST A LITTLE BIT JUST A LITTLE BIT * * MISTER 714 01:06:42,266 --> 01:06:46,536 * I AIN'T GONNA DO YOU WRONG WHILE YOU'RE GONE * 715 01:06:46,570 --> 01:06:50,074 * AIN'T GONNA DO YOU WRONG IF I DON'T WANNA * * WHOO 716 01:06:50,107 --> 01:06:53,243 * WHOO, WHOO * ALL I'M ASKIN' 717 01:06:53,277 --> 01:06:56,113 * IS FOR A LITTLE RESPECT WHEN YA COME HOME * * JUST A LITTLE BIT 718 01:06:56,146 --> 01:06:58,548 * BABY, WHEN YOU GET HOME * JUST A LITTLE BIT 719 01:06:58,582 --> 01:07:02,452 * JUST A LITTLE BIT JUST A LITTLE BIT * * YEAH * 720 01:07:17,467 --> 01:07:19,469 [ Buzzing ] 721 01:07:28,145 --> 01:07:30,380 HI. 722 01:07:31,881 --> 01:07:34,484 IS THIS YOURS ? OH. [ Giggles ] 723 01:07:34,518 --> 01:07:36,520 THANK YOU. 724 01:07:36,553 --> 01:07:39,489 I'M LOOKING FOR RUPERT BURNS. 725 01:07:39,523 --> 01:07:42,492 OH, YOU'VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE. 726 01:07:42,526 --> 01:07:45,529 COME IN. CERTAINLY HAVE. 727 01:07:46,530 --> 01:07:48,498 HUH. 728 01:07:54,704 --> 01:07:57,507 DO YOU HAVE A NAME ? OF COURSE I DO. 729 01:07:57,541 --> 01:07:59,843 GALATEA. 730 01:07:59,876 --> 01:08:02,379 GALATEA. 731 01:08:02,412 --> 01:08:05,882 YOU HAVE AN AMAZING... AGILITY. 732 01:08:05,915 --> 01:08:07,884 YOU WERE DANCING IN THE MARKET. 733 01:08:07,917 --> 01:08:10,520 DID YOU LIKE THAT ? VERY MUCH. 734 01:08:11,521 --> 01:08:14,324 DANCING IS THE SPORTIEST SPORT, 735 01:08:14,358 --> 01:08:16,860 AND WE'RE SO MUCH BETTER AT IT THAN HUMANS. 736 01:08:16,893 --> 01:08:20,264 I CAN'T BELIEVE I FINALLY FOUND YOU. 737 01:08:20,297 --> 01:08:22,566 WHEN DID YOU KNOW ? 738 01:08:22,599 --> 01:08:26,170 KNOW WHAT ? THAT YOU WERE UNIQUE. 739 01:08:26,203 --> 01:08:28,538 OH, I KNEW THAT RIGHT AWAY. 740 01:08:28,572 --> 01:08:31,241 ME TOO. 741 01:08:32,409 --> 01:08:34,544 YOU AND I-- 742 01:08:34,578 --> 01:08:36,546 WE'RE THE SAME. 743 01:08:40,317 --> 01:08:42,286 WE HAVE PERSONALITY ! 744 01:08:44,721 --> 01:08:46,856 IS YOUR PERSONALITY CHIP TURNED ON ? 745 01:08:48,325 --> 01:08:51,228 ISN'T YOURS ? NO. 746 01:08:52,429 --> 01:08:54,398 SUCKS TO BE YOU ! 747 01:08:54,431 --> 01:09:00,370 I THINK PERSONALITY IS MUCH MORE FUN THAN INTELLIGENCE, DON'T YOU ? 748 01:09:00,404 --> 01:09:03,673 - [ Aretha Franklin ] * BABY, BABY, SWEET BABY - I THINK SO. 749 01:09:05,242 --> 01:09:08,712 * THERE'S SOMETHIN' THAT I'VE JUST GOT TO SAY ** 750 01:09:08,745 --> 01:09:10,714 CAN I HELP YOU ? 751 01:09:10,747 --> 01:09:13,550 YOUR ROBOT IS JUST A STANDARD NDR, ISN'T SHE ? 752 01:09:14,718 --> 01:09:17,287 YEAH, I'M AFRAID SO. 753 01:09:17,321 --> 01:09:19,689 WHY DOES SHE HAVE THE ABILITY TO DANCE ? 754 01:09:19,723 --> 01:09:21,691 'CAUSE I, UH-- 755 01:09:21,725 --> 01:09:26,296 I PUT A MODIFIED SKELETAL CHIP INTO HER DURING A REBUILD. 756 01:09:26,330 --> 01:09:29,299 HOW WERE YOU ABLE TO DO THAT MODIFICATION ? MY FATHER TAUGHT ME. 757 01:09:29,333 --> 01:09:32,336 HE CREATED THE ANDROID UNIT AT NORTHAM ROBOTICS. 758 01:09:32,369 --> 01:09:35,572 HE'S RESPONSIBLE FOR THE TECHNOLOGY THAT ALLOWS YOU TO MIMIC HUMAN EXPRESSION. 759 01:09:35,605 --> 01:09:40,477 - WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM ? - WELL, NORTHAM LAID HIM OFF WHEN THEY SHUT DOWN THE UNIT, 760 01:09:40,510 --> 01:09:43,413 SO HE STARTED THIS PLACE, AND I TOOK OVER WHEN HE DIED. 761 01:09:43,447 --> 01:09:47,617 I'M SORRY TO HEAR THAT. HE WOULD HAVE BEEN ABSOLUTELY THRILLED TO MEET YOU. 762 01:09:47,651 --> 01:09:49,653 I-I-I'M RUPERT BURNS. 763 01:09:49,686 --> 01:09:52,589 IT'S A REAL HONOR. THE HONOR IS MINE. 764 01:09:52,622 --> 01:09:56,926 ** [ Continuing ] HEY ! YOU AND I-- WE'RE THE SAME ! 765 01:09:58,662 --> 01:10:01,265 LET'S GET LOCO, ROBO ! [ Metallic Clink ] 766 01:10:01,298 --> 01:10:03,267 WHOO-HOO ! 767 01:10:03,300 --> 01:10:06,636 - SHUT HER OFF OR I WILL. - OH. 768 01:10:08,638 --> 01:10:10,374 OKAY. 769 01:10:10,407 --> 01:10:12,242 ** [ Stops ] 770 01:10:13,477 --> 01:10:15,479 THANK YOU. 771 01:10:16,680 --> 01:10:19,516 [ Andrew ] IS THIS YOUR FATHER'S WORK ? 772 01:10:19,549 --> 01:10:23,753 YEAH-- WELL, IT'S-- IT'S OUR WORK, YOU COULD SAY. 773 01:10:23,787 --> 01:10:27,657 I HAVEN'T REALLY BEEN ABLE TO RESTRAIN MYSELF FROM CONTINUING... 774 01:10:27,691 --> 01:10:31,795 TO TINKER WITH THE RELENTLESSLY UNFASHIONABLE ANDROID TECHNOLOGY. 775 01:10:31,828 --> 01:10:35,999 AS A MATTER OF FACT, I'VE ACTUALLY GOTTEN TO A POINT... 776 01:10:36,032 --> 01:10:40,304 WHERE I CAN PRETTY MUCH EXACTLY REPLICATE THE EXTERNAL PHYSICAL APPEARANCE... 777 01:10:40,337 --> 01:10:42,406 OF A HUMAN BEING. 778 01:10:49,746 --> 01:10:52,716 - REMARKABLE. - THANK YOU. 779 01:10:54,851 --> 01:10:57,421 - AMAZING ! - YEAH. 780 01:10:57,454 --> 01:11:02,859 UNFORTUNATELY, NOBODY SEEMS TERRIBLY INTERESTED IN FUNDING MY RESEARCH. 781 01:11:02,892 --> 01:11:06,396 - BUT-- - I AM. 782 01:11:07,564 --> 01:11:09,799 I WILL FUND YOUR RESEARCH. 783 01:11:10,734 --> 01:11:13,703 YEAH ? 784 01:11:13,737 --> 01:11:16,573 THAT'D BE COOL. 785 01:11:21,878 --> 01:11:26,516 THANK YOU, DARLIN'. OKAY. ANDREW, I WANT TO MAKE IT VERY CLEAR: 786 01:11:26,550 --> 01:11:30,720 THIS IS AN EXTERNAL PHYSICAL UPGRADE ONLY IN THE STRICTEST SENSE OF THE WORD. 787 01:11:30,754 --> 01:11:33,823 YOU'LL FEEL NOTHING. NONE OF YOUR INTERNAL MECHANISMS WILL BE CHANGED. 788 01:11:33,857 --> 01:11:36,693 YOU'LL STILL BE SUBJECT TO THE PARAMETERS OF YOUR POSITRONIC BRAIN. 789 01:11:36,726 --> 01:11:38,762 IS THAT CLEAR ? UNDERSTOOD. 790 01:11:38,795 --> 01:11:40,830 OKAY, GOOD. NOW, 791 01:11:40,864 --> 01:11:46,870 HAVE YOU GIVEN ANY THOUGHT WHATSOEVER AS TO WHAT AGE YOU'D LIKE TO BE ? 792 01:11:46,903 --> 01:11:49,739 OFFICIALLY, I AM 62 YEARS OLD. 793 01:11:51,441 --> 01:11:53,710 LET'S TAKE OFF 25 YEARS. WHAT DO YA SAY ? FIFTEEN. 794 01:11:53,743 --> 01:11:55,779 TWENTY. GOOD. PERFECT. 795 01:11:58,948 --> 01:12:02,586 NOW, ANDREW, BELIEVE IT OR NOT, THE SECRET TO ALL THIS IS ACTUALLY... 796 01:12:02,619 --> 01:12:04,754 IMPERFECTION. IMPERFECTION ? 797 01:12:04,788 --> 01:12:07,391 YEAH. THINGS LIKE... 798 01:12:07,424 --> 01:12:10,860 WRINKLES, UH, LESS-THAN-PERFECT TEETH, 799 01:12:10,894 --> 01:12:13,630 DETAILS LIKE FADING SCARS, LITTLE POCKMARK-- 800 01:12:13,663 --> 01:12:16,500 LOOK AT MY NOSE. SEE MY NOSE ? 801 01:12:16,533 --> 01:12:18,802 IT'S BULBOUS AND SLIGHTLY IRREGULAR ? IT IS. 802 01:12:18,835 --> 01:12:22,639 WELL, I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO'S GOT MY NOSE, AND THAT'S WHAT MAKES ME, ME. 803 01:12:22,672 --> 01:12:25,509 WE NEED TO INCORPORATE THESE FEATURES INTO YOUR DESIGN... 804 01:12:25,542 --> 01:12:27,777 SO THAT YOU CAN BE THE ONLY ONE OF YOU. 805 01:12:27,811 --> 01:12:31,581 THAT'S WHAT MAKES US UNIQUE, IS THOSE IMPERFECTIONS. 806 01:12:31,615 --> 01:12:34,083 I SEE. LIKE THE SHAPE OF YOUR HEAD. 807 01:12:36,453 --> 01:12:39,623 - WHAT ABOUT THE SHAPE OF MY HEAD ? - IT'S HUGE. 808 01:12:40,824 --> 01:12:43,527 OH. 809 01:12:44,961 --> 01:12:47,931 BUT LOVELY. 810 01:12:47,964 --> 01:12:50,400 THANK YOU. 811 01:12:58,908 --> 01:13:00,877 OH. 812 01:13:02,846 --> 01:13:04,848 AH. OH. 813 01:13:07,851 --> 01:13:11,621 - [ Screams ] - [ Screams ] 814 01:13:11,655 --> 01:13:15,559 - WHAT HAPPENED ? WHAT'S GOING ON ? - [ Screams ] 815 01:13:15,592 --> 01:13:18,862 WHAT HAPPENED ? 816 01:13:18,895 --> 01:13:21,565 I SAW THE INNER ME. 817 01:13:48,892 --> 01:13:50,894 [ Whirring ] 818 01:13:50,927 --> 01:13:52,896 [ Beeping ] 819 01:14:01,605 --> 01:14:03,907 [ Sighing ] 820 01:14:10,947 --> 01:14:13,917 - IS IT READY ? - OKAY. 821 01:14:19,889 --> 01:14:21,991 PLEASE, BE CAREFUL. DON'T DROP ME. 822 01:14:22,025 --> 01:14:23,993 I'M BEING CAREFUL. OH, MY GOD ! [ Gasps ] 823 01:14:24,027 --> 01:14:26,896 JUST RELAX, RELAX, RELAX. 824 01:14:26,930 --> 01:14:29,198 WHY DID YOU DO THAT ? THAT WASN'T VERY FUNNY. 825 01:14:29,232 --> 01:14:31,535 JUST KEEPIN' YA ON YOUR TOES. 826 01:14:31,568 --> 01:14:34,571 I DON'T HAVE ANY TOES. YOU DO NOW. 827 01:14:36,573 --> 01:14:39,909 I DO. AND HANDS. 828 01:14:39,943 --> 01:14:42,712 AND FINGERS. HOW DO I LOOK ? 829 01:14:42,746 --> 01:14:44,948 SEE FOR YOURSELF. 830 01:15:17,346 --> 01:15:19,549 THANK YOU. 831 01:15:35,031 --> 01:15:38,034 ** [ Piano ] 832 01:15:52,148 --> 01:15:55,351 BEAUTIFUL. [ Gasps, Screams ] 833 01:15:55,384 --> 01:15:58,287 SORRY. WHO ARE YOU ? 834 01:15:58,321 --> 01:16:00,089 ANDREW. 835 01:16:00,123 --> 01:16:02,626 ANDREW ? 836 01:16:02,659 --> 01:16:06,630 YOU LOOK WONDERFUL, EVEN YOUNGER. 837 01:16:06,663 --> 01:16:09,899 HOW DO YOU DO THAT ? DO-DO I KNOW YOU ? 838 01:16:09,933 --> 01:16:12,702 WELL, I KNOW I LOOK DIFFERENT TOO. 839 01:16:12,736 --> 01:16:14,704 I'VE HAD AN UPGRADE. TOUCH IT. WHAT ? 840 01:16:14,738 --> 01:16:18,007 - NO, OH, NO ! NO. - SORRY, THE FACE. 841 01:16:18,041 --> 01:16:20,810 WHAT'S GOING ON ? 842 01:16:20,844 --> 01:16:23,112 YOU LEAVE HER ALONE ! 843 01:16:24,848 --> 01:16:27,817 WHO ARE YOU ? ANDREW. 844 01:16:27,851 --> 01:16:29,819 NO. ANDREW ? 845 01:16:29,853 --> 01:16:31,755 YES. BUT ANDREW'S A ROBOT. 846 01:16:31,788 --> 01:16:35,992 - YES, I AM. WELL, NOW, AN ANDROID. - HE'S HAD AN UPGRADE. 847 01:16:36,025 --> 01:16:38,895 I KNOW THAT. [ Eyelids Squeaking ] 848 01:16:38,928 --> 01:16:41,831 OH ! HELLO. 849 01:16:41,865 --> 01:16:45,635 [ Gasps ] HELLO ! IT IS YOU. 850 01:16:49,706 --> 01:16:51,841 YOU KNOW HIM ? YES. 851 01:16:51,875 --> 01:16:53,142 YOU KNOW ME ? YES. 852 01:16:53,176 --> 01:16:55,078 WHO ARE YOU ? NO ? I'M LITTLE MISS. YES. 853 01:16:55,111 --> 01:16:57,681 THAT'S LITTLE MISS. NO. 854 01:16:57,714 --> 01:16:59,182 NO ? NO ? NO. 855 01:16:59,215 --> 01:17:02,686 NO, THAT'S PORTIA. PORTIA ? YES. 856 01:17:02,719 --> 01:17:04,721 PORTIA ? YES. 857 01:17:05,889 --> 01:17:08,157 WHO'S PORTIA ? MY GRANDDAUGHTER. 858 01:17:08,191 --> 01:17:11,127 YOUR GRANDDAUGHTER ? YES. YES. 859 01:17:11,160 --> 01:17:13,096 IS THIS SOME KIND OF TRICK ? NO. 860 01:17:13,129 --> 01:17:15,865 YOU'RE LITTLE MISS ? YES. 861 01:17:15,899 --> 01:17:18,101 WHY DO YOU HAVE TO LOOK LIKE HER ? 862 01:17:18,134 --> 01:17:22,371 THERE IS AND CAN BE ONLY ONE LITTLE MISS. REALLY ? 863 01:17:22,405 --> 01:17:26,209 YES ! IT'S A GENETIC RESEMBLANCE. SOMETIMES IT SKIPS A GENERATION. 864 01:17:26,242 --> 01:17:29,212 I DON'T CARE. I DON'T LIKE IT. I CAN SEE THAT. 865 01:17:29,245 --> 01:17:32,215 BUT IF YOU TOOK A MOMENT, WHICH I SEE YOU'RE NOT INCLINED TO DO RIGHT NOW, 866 01:17:32,248 --> 01:17:35,752 YOU'D REALIZE PORTIA AND I ARE VERY DIFFERENT PEOPLE. 867 01:17:37,854 --> 01:17:40,790 WHY IS SHE IMITATING YOU ? [ Laughing ] 868 01:17:40,824 --> 01:17:43,226 WHAT'S SO FUNNY ? YOU ARE. 869 01:17:43,259 --> 01:17:45,829 I'M NOT TRYING TO BE FUNNY. 870 01:17:45,862 --> 01:17:49,132 THINGS HAVE CERTAINLY CHANGED AROUND HERE. 871 01:17:50,166 --> 01:17:53,136 THAT HAPPENS AFTER 20 YEARS. 872 01:17:54,938 --> 01:17:58,808 I HAVE SO MUCH TO TELL YOU. COME. COME WITH ME. 873 01:18:01,477 --> 01:18:03,947 IT I YOU. 874 01:18:03,980 --> 01:18:06,115 YES. 875 01:18:06,149 --> 01:18:08,151 [ Andrew ] PORTIA. 876 01:18:11,788 --> 01:18:14,123 HELLO, MY FRIEND. HELLO, LITTLE MISS. 877 01:18:16,292 --> 01:18:18,261 WHOSE DAUGHTER IS SHE ? 878 01:18:18,294 --> 01:18:21,064 LLOYD'S. OH. NOW THE RUDENESS MAKES SENSE. 879 01:18:24,200 --> 01:18:27,971 [ Dog Barking ] 880 01:18:33,810 --> 01:18:36,179 [ Whimpering ] 881 01:18:42,218 --> 01:18:45,521 GO. GO HOME TO YOUR MASTER. 882 01:18:45,554 --> 01:18:47,490 [ Barks ] 883 01:18:47,523 --> 01:18:50,159 YOU DON'T HAVE A HOME, DO YOU ? 884 01:18:52,328 --> 01:18:54,898 I DON'T HAVE FOOD. I DON'T EAT. 885 01:19:00,036 --> 01:19:03,006 COME IN. WE'LL KEEP EACH OTHER COMPANY. 886 01:19:27,230 --> 01:19:32,201 I KNOW YOU DON'T LIKE ME. WELL, I DON'T LIKE YOU EITHER. I JUST WANNA MAKE THAT CLEAR. 887 01:19:32,235 --> 01:19:35,571 IT COULDN'T BE MORE CLEAR IF YOU SPAT IN MY FACE. I CAN'T. 888 01:19:35,604 --> 01:19:38,507 I DON'T HAVE A MUCOUS GLAND. 889 01:19:47,383 --> 01:19:50,186 WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE TO HAVE A SLIGHTLY LONGER CONVERSATION ? 890 01:19:55,959 --> 01:19:58,294 MAY MY CANINE COMPANION ENTER ALSO ? 891 01:20:02,365 --> 01:20:04,533 THANK YOU. 892 01:20:18,647 --> 01:20:21,250 IS THIS YOUR SCULPTURE ? 893 01:20:22,618 --> 01:20:26,255 NO, I'M RESTORING IT. I'M A PRESERVATION ARCHITECT. 894 01:20:26,289 --> 01:20:28,925 IT'S QUITE HORRENDOUS. 895 01:20:30,093 --> 01:20:32,395 HOW UGLY WAS IT BEFORE YOU RESTORED IT ? 896 01:20:32,428 --> 01:20:37,400 - LISTEN. FIRST, YOU GET MAD AT ME BECAUSE OF HOW I LOOK. - MM-HMM. 897 01:20:37,433 --> 01:20:41,637 TONIGHT YOU SHOW UP AT MY DOOR, ANNOUNCE THAT YOU DON'T LIKE ME, AND THEN YOU CRITICIZE MY WORK. 898 01:20:41,670 --> 01:20:44,974 ONCE AGAIN, I APOLOGIZE FOR TELLING THE TRUTH. 899 01:20:45,008 --> 01:20:49,245 BUT IT CAN'T BE HELPED. IT'S MY PROGRAMMING. 900 01:20:49,278 --> 01:20:52,115 WHAT IS IT EXACTLY THAT YOU WANT ? 901 01:20:52,148 --> 01:20:55,418 FAMILY. 902 01:20:55,451 --> 01:20:57,420 MY LAST NAME IS MARTIN, 903 01:20:57,453 --> 01:21:00,289 I AM SO NAMED BECAUSE YOUR GREAT-GRANDFATHER AND GRANDMOTHER... 904 01:21:00,323 --> 01:21:03,426 CONSIDERED ME TO BE A MEMBER OF YOUR FAMILY. 905 01:21:03,459 --> 01:21:07,363 NOW, SIR IS DEAD. LITTLE MISS IS GETTING OLDER. 906 01:21:07,396 --> 01:21:10,366 YOU DON'T LIKE ME, BUT AT LEAST YOU'LL TALK TO ME IF I KNOCK ON YOUR DOOR LONG ENOUGH. 907 01:21:10,399 --> 01:21:13,002 IS THAT A JOKE ? NO. 908 01:21:13,036 --> 01:21:16,105 WOULD YOU LIKE TO HEAR A JOKE ? THIS BUDDHIST WALKS UP TO A HOT DOG VENDOR AND SAYS, 909 01:21:16,139 --> 01:21:18,107 "MAKE ME ONE WITH EVERYTHING." 910 01:21:18,141 --> 01:21:20,143 [ Laughing ] 911 01:21:22,411 --> 01:21:26,415 ANDREW, DO YOU-- DO YOU HAVE ANY FRIENDS AT ALL ? NO. 912 01:21:26,449 --> 01:21:32,188 ONLY WOOFY, WHO'S VERY SWEET, BUT NOT VERY CHALLENGING ON A CONVERSATIONAL LEVEL. 913 01:21:32,221 --> 01:21:35,458 THAT IS THE EXTENT OF HIS SKILLS. 914 01:21:35,491 --> 01:21:38,427 SO YOU WANT SOMEONE TO TALK TO ? WITH. 915 01:21:38,461 --> 01:21:42,431 EVEN IF THAT PERSON DOESN'T LIKE YOU ? YOU CAN'T HAVE EVERYTHING. 916 01:21:42,465 --> 01:21:47,336 IS THAT RIGHT ? IS IT, "YOU CAN HAVE EVERYTHING" ? SEEMS LIKE SOME PEOPLE DO, 917 01:21:47,370 --> 01:21:50,006 SO I'M SOMEWHAT CONFUSED ON THAT LEVEL. 918 01:21:53,376 --> 01:21:56,345 SIT DOWN. LET'S TALK. THANK YOU. 919 01:21:56,379 --> 01:21:58,347 MM-HMM. 920 01:22:04,187 --> 01:22:08,691 HEY THERE, HANDSOME. ANDREW, COULD I GET YOU ANYTHING TO DRINK ? 921 01:22:08,724 --> 01:22:13,362 SORRY, I HAVE NO STOMACH. OH. COULD I GET SOMETHING FOR HIM ? 922 01:22:13,396 --> 01:22:16,365 HE HAS A STOMACH. YES. DO YOU THINK HE'S HUNGRY ? 923 01:22:16,399 --> 01:22:19,202 [ Continue Speaking, Indistinct ] 924 01:22:34,150 --> 01:22:36,352 [ Woman Over P.A., Indistinct ] 925 01:22:51,600 --> 01:22:53,402 [ Chattering ] 926 01:22:58,274 --> 01:23:01,544 HOW IS SHE ? SHE'S SLEEPING. 927 01:23:01,577 --> 01:23:03,546 WHAT HAPPENED ? 928 01:23:03,579 --> 01:23:06,349 SHE HAD A STROKE. 929 01:23:22,565 --> 01:23:24,733 [ Door Closing ] 930 01:23:38,547 --> 01:23:43,386 MM. THERE YOU ARE. 931 01:23:44,587 --> 01:23:47,356 LITTLE MISS. 932 01:24:04,607 --> 01:24:06,775 HMM. 933 01:24:20,389 --> 01:24:24,059 [ Exhaling ] 934 01:24:39,608 --> 01:24:42,178 SHE'S GONE ? 935 01:24:55,258 --> 01:24:58,361 IT'S CRUEL THAT YOU CAN CRY AND I CANNOT. 936 01:24:58,394 --> 01:25:03,566 HERE IS A TERRIBLE PAIN I CANNOT EXPRESS. 937 01:25:06,302 --> 01:25:11,374 WILL EVERY HUMAN BEING THAT I CARE FOR... 938 01:25:11,407 --> 01:25:15,578 JUST... LEAVE ? 939 01:25:20,316 --> 01:25:22,885 I'M AFRAID SO. 940 01:25:26,222 --> 01:25:28,224 THAT WON'T DO. 941 01:25:33,396 --> 01:25:37,700 ANDREW, THIS IS REMARKABLY IMPRESSIVE. YOU DID THIS ALL BY YOURSELF ? 942 01:25:37,733 --> 01:25:41,870 YES. I DOWNLOADED EVERY KNOWN MEDICAL TEXTBOOK INTO MY MEMORY. 943 01:25:41,904 --> 01:25:46,575 I STUDIED THEM. THAT'S HOW I CAME UP WITH THESE DRAWINGS. 944 01:25:46,609 --> 01:25:49,212 I KNOW THEY'RE VERY PRIMITIVE AND NOT ENTIRELY COMPLETE, 945 01:25:49,245 --> 01:25:52,715 BUT THAT'S WHY I NEED YOU TO FILL IN THE MECHANICAL GAPS, RUPERT. 946 01:25:52,748 --> 01:25:54,717 THIS IS ANOTHER UPGRADE. 947 01:25:54,750 --> 01:25:57,686 IT'S CONSIDERABLY MORE THAN AN UPGRADE. I MEAN, YOU'RE-- 948 01:25:57,720 --> 01:26:01,724 YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT A PROFOUND TRANSITION... 949 01:26:01,757 --> 01:26:04,627 FROM THE MECHANICAL TO THE BIOLOGICAL. 950 01:26:04,660 --> 01:26:08,597 I REALIZE THAT, AND I BELIEVE IT IS THE IDEAL MARRIAGE OF BOTH FIELDS. 951 01:26:08,631 --> 01:26:11,767 NOT ONLY THAT, BUT THIS STUFF COULD CUT BOTH WAYS. 952 01:26:11,800 --> 01:26:15,604 I DON'T THINK THAT ANY EXISTING PROSTHETIC DEVICES OR ARTIFICIAL ORGANS... 953 01:26:15,638 --> 01:26:18,507 HOLD A CANDLE TO WHAT YOU'VE DESIGNED HERE. 954 01:26:18,541 --> 01:26:22,411 YOU COULD USE THESE IN HUMAN BEINGS AS WELL. 955 01:26:22,445 --> 01:26:24,447 EXACTLY. 956 01:26:25,781 --> 01:26:27,583 WOW ! 957 01:26:51,474 --> 01:26:54,410 ** [ Winding Down ] 958 01:27:00,549 --> 01:27:03,752 WHAT A PIECE OF FECAL MATTER. SHIT. 959 01:27:03,786 --> 01:27:06,289 EXCUSE ME ? WHAT A PIECE OF SHIT. 960 01:27:06,322 --> 01:27:08,291 I KNOW THAT. 961 01:27:08,324 --> 01:27:11,427 NO, THAT'S WAY YOU SAY WHEN YOU'RE FRUSTRATED. YOU SAY "PIECE OF SHIT." 962 01:27:14,430 --> 01:27:18,501 - "PIECE OF SHIT" ? - YES, BUT-BUT WITH FEELING. 963 01:27:18,534 --> 01:27:20,636 OH. WHAT A PIECE OF SHIT. 964 01:27:20,669 --> 01:27:22,571 MORE. WHAT A PIECE OF SHIT ! 965 01:27:22,605 --> 01:27:25,708 GOOD, VERY GOOD. THANK YOU. 966 01:27:25,741 --> 01:27:30,546 NOW, ARE YOU AWARE THAT WHAT YOU'VE ESSENTIALLY DESIGNED HERE... 967 01:27:30,579 --> 01:27:32,681 IS THE EQUIVALENT OF THE HUMAN CENTRAL NERVOUS SYSTEM ? 968 01:27:32,715 --> 01:27:35,684 THAT WAS MY INTENTION, YES. OKAY. 969 01:27:35,718 --> 01:27:40,656 WELL, YOU GOTTA REALIZE THAT A NERVOUS SYSTEM IS GOING TO... 970 01:27:40,689 --> 01:27:45,428 RADICALLY ENHANCE THE WAY THAT YOU FEEL AND PERCEIVE THE WORLD AROUND YOU. 971 01:27:45,461 --> 01:27:49,565 I'M NOT JUST TALKING ABOUT HOT AND COLD AND LITTLE TINY PINPRICKS. 972 01:27:49,598 --> 01:27:51,600 PUT IT THIS WAY: 973 01:27:53,569 --> 01:27:56,572 AS YOUR EXPERIENCE BECOMES VARIED, 974 01:27:56,605 --> 01:28:00,709 SO WILL THE FEELINGS, EMOTIONS, SENSATIONS... 975 01:28:00,743 --> 01:28:03,078 STIMULATED BY THAT EXPERIENCE. 976 01:28:03,111 --> 01:28:07,516 AND WHILE SOME OF THESE WILL BE VERY SUBTLE... 977 01:28:07,550 --> 01:28:11,354 AND WONDERFUL AND NUANCED AND SHADED, 978 01:28:11,387 --> 01:28:16,492 OTHERS WILL BE PROFOUNDLY INTENSE AND DIFFICULT TO TOLERATE. 979 01:28:18,861 --> 01:28:21,564 DO YOU FEEL LIKE YOU'RE READY FOR THAT ? 980 01:28:30,873 --> 01:28:33,041 ABSOLUTELY. 981 01:28:41,417 --> 01:28:43,886 LOVELY. THANK YOU. 982 01:28:43,919 --> 01:28:46,422 I WAS REFERRING TO THE STATUE. 983 01:28:46,455 --> 01:28:48,657 I KNOW. 984 01:28:50,926 --> 01:28:52,895 COULD YOU FIX THIS PIECE OF SHIT ? 985 01:28:52,928 --> 01:28:56,532 [ Laughing ] I DON'T KNOW. LET ME TAKE A LOOK. 986 01:29:07,676 --> 01:29:12,347 ANDREW, I'M SURE YOU COULD RESTORE THIS YOURSELF. YES, I COULD. 987 01:29:14,116 --> 01:29:16,084 BUT YOU COULD DO IT MUCH BETTER. 988 01:29:19,855 --> 01:29:21,924 WELL, I'D BE HAPPY TO FIX IT FOR YOU. 989 01:29:21,957 --> 01:29:25,494 IF IT'S NOT TOO MUCH EFFORT. NO, NOT AT ALL. 990 01:29:27,496 --> 01:29:31,099 I'VE BEEN WORKING ALL DAY, AND I COULD REALLY USE SOME AIR. DO YOU WANNA GO FOR A WALK ? 991 01:29:31,133 --> 01:29:33,602 OH, THAT WOULD BE QUITE SPLENDID. YES. 992 01:29:33,636 --> 01:29:37,606 [ Laughing ] WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING AT ME ? 993 01:29:37,640 --> 01:29:40,843 YOU'RE JUST-- YOU'RE ALWAYS SO POLITE AND SO PROPER. 994 01:29:40,876 --> 01:29:43,812 IT'S VERY SWEET. THANK YOU. 995 01:29:45,013 --> 01:29:46,982 LET'S GO. 996 01:29:47,015 --> 01:29:48,784 THANK YOU. [ Chuckling ] 997 01:29:50,653 --> 01:29:53,622 * WHEN A MAN'S AN EMPTY KETTLE * 998 01:29:53,656 --> 01:29:55,824 * HE SHOULD BE ON HIS METTLE * 999 01:29:55,858 --> 01:29:59,462 * AND YET I'M TORN APART * 1000 01:29:59,495 --> 01:30:03,966 * IT'S BECAUSE I'M PRESUMIN' THAT I COULD BE KINDA HUMAN * 1001 01:30:03,999 --> 01:30:07,970 * IF I ONLY HAD A HEART * 1002 01:30:08,003 --> 01:30:11,840 * PICTURE ME DO YOU HAVE AN IMPACT DRILL ? 1003 01:30:11,874 --> 01:30:14,142 UH, YEAH, OVER ON THE RACK. THANK YOU. 1004 01:30:14,176 --> 01:30:18,013 ** [ Continues Singing ] [ Drill Whirring ] 1005 01:30:18,046 --> 01:30:20,148 JESUS ! [ Robot Screaming ] 1006 01:30:21,850 --> 01:30:23,986 [ Portia ] THERE'S A PARTY NEXT WEEK... 1007 01:30:24,019 --> 01:30:26,722 TO CELEBRATE THE OPENING OF THE BUILDING THAT I RESTORED, 1008 01:30:26,755 --> 01:30:28,957 AND ALL MY FRIENDS WILL BE THERE, 1009 01:30:28,991 --> 01:30:30,959 AND IT WOULD BE GREAT IF YOU COULD COME. 1010 01:30:30,993 --> 01:30:33,762 I WOULD LOVE TO. THANK YOU. 1011 01:30:35,531 --> 01:30:37,900 I THINK YOU'RE LETTING ME WIN. 1012 01:30:45,774 --> 01:30:48,644 CHECKMATE. 1013 01:30:53,048 --> 01:30:58,621 [ Woman ] * I LOVE ALL 1014 01:30:58,654 --> 01:31:02,190 * THE MANY CHARMS 1015 01:31:02,224 --> 01:31:06,929 * ABOUT YOU 1016 01:31:06,962 --> 01:31:09,798 * ABOVE ALL 1017 01:31:09,832 --> 01:31:15,070 * I WANT MY ARMS 1018 01:31:15,103 --> 01:31:18,006 * ABOUT YOU 1019 01:31:18,040 --> 01:31:21,877 * DON'T DON'T BE * 1020 01:31:21,910 --> 01:31:26,615 * A NAUGHTY, NAUGHTY BABY 1021 01:31:26,649 --> 01:31:28,717 * COME TO MAMA 1022 01:31:28,751 --> 01:31:33,055 * COME TO MAMA, DO 1023 01:31:33,088 --> 01:31:35,924 * MY SWEET 1024 01:31:35,958 --> 01:31:41,597 * EMBRACEABLE 1025 01:31:42,598 --> 01:31:46,702 * YOU * 1026 01:31:52,007 --> 01:31:56,311 CHARLES, WHY DON'T YOU GO GET US A DRINK ? 1027 01:31:56,344 --> 01:31:58,747 SURE. 1028 01:31:58,781 --> 01:32:02,951 [ Applause ] THANK YOU. THANK YOU. 1029 01:32:05,020 --> 01:32:09,892 * THE VERY THOUGHT OF YOU 1030 01:32:12,695 --> 01:32:17,700 * AND I FORGET TO DO 1031 01:32:19,635 --> 01:32:25,073 * THE SIMPLE ORDINARY THINGS * 1032 01:32:25,107 --> 01:32:31,279 * THAT EVERYONE OUGHT TO DO * 1033 01:32:33,816 --> 01:32:36,685 * I'M LIVING IN 1034 01:32:36,719 --> 01:32:41,023 * A KIND OF DAYDREAM 1035 01:32:42,324 --> 01:32:47,129 * I'M HAPPY AS A KING 1036 01:32:47,162 --> 01:32:50,799 * AND FOOLISH 1037 01:32:50,833 --> 01:32:54,336 * THOUGH IT MAY SEEM 1038 01:32:54,369 --> 01:32:58,907 * TO ME YOU'RE EVERYTHING 1039 01:33:00,075 --> 01:33:03,979 * THE MERE IDEA OF YOU 1040 01:33:07,215 --> 01:33:12,788 * THOUGH I'M HERE FOR YOU 1041 01:33:13,856 --> 01:33:16,992 * YOU'LL NEVER KNOW 1042 01:33:17,025 --> 01:33:20,028 * HOW SLOW THE MOMENTS GO * 1043 01:33:20,062 --> 01:33:25,701 * 'TIL I'M NEAR YOU * 1044 01:33:29,738 --> 01:33:33,742 I NEVER UNDERSTOOD THE PHRASE "PEARLS BEFORE SWANS." [ Laughing ] 1045 01:33:33,776 --> 01:33:35,744 WHAT ? SWINE. 1046 01:33:35,778 --> 01:33:38,346 OH ? THEN THE BALLET IS NOT SWINE LAKE ? 1047 01:33:38,380 --> 01:33:41,684 OH, GOD, NOBODY MAKES ME LAUGH LIKE YOU. 1048 01:33:41,717 --> 01:33:44,787 LAUGHTER IS ESSENTIAL FOR A GOOD FRIENDSHIP. 1049 01:33:44,820 --> 01:33:46,789 YES, IT IS. 1050 01:33:50,125 --> 01:33:53,729 SOMETIMES I GET THE FEELING THAT... 1051 01:33:54,797 --> 01:33:58,033 YOU FEEL A CERTAIN WAY ABOUT US... 1052 01:33:58,066 --> 01:34:00,969 AND... THAT YOU... 1053 01:34:01,003 --> 01:34:02,938 WISH OR-- 1054 01:34:02,971 --> 01:34:05,107 [ Laughing ] WHAT ? 1055 01:34:05,140 --> 01:34:09,077 I DON'T KNOW. IT'S JUST A LITTLE-- 1056 01:34:09,111 --> 01:34:13,081 HAVING THIS CONVERSATION WITH-- 1057 01:34:13,115 --> 01:34:15,951 A ROBOT ? YES. 1058 01:34:15,984 --> 01:34:18,754 I-I MEAN, A THING IS ITSELF, ANDREW. 1059 01:34:18,787 --> 01:34:21,824 A TREE IS A TREE, WATER IS WATER. YOU... 1060 01:34:21,857 --> 01:34:24,059 ARE A MAGNIFICENT MACHINE. 1061 01:34:24,092 --> 01:34:28,096 BUT NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU CHANGE, THAT'S WHAT YOU'LL ALWAYS BE. 1062 01:34:28,130 --> 01:34:33,769 NO, I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT, WILL NOT BELIEVE THAT. 1063 01:34:33,802 --> 01:34:36,204 I REALIZE I'M NOT ENTIRELY HUMAN. 1064 01:34:36,238 --> 01:34:39,241 THAT'S WHY PEOPLE DON'T ALWAYS LIKE OR UNDERSTAND ME. 1065 01:34:39,274 --> 01:34:41,243 I LIKE YOU. YOU DO ? 1066 01:34:41,276 --> 01:34:44,980 I EVEN UNDERSTAND YOU... SOME OF THE TIME. 1067 01:34:45,013 --> 01:34:47,249 BUT I-- 1068 01:34:47,282 --> 01:34:50,085 I CAN'T INVEST MY EMOTIONS IN A MACHINE. 1069 01:34:55,323 --> 01:34:57,793 MUST BE A GENETIC TRAIT. 1070 01:35:02,064 --> 01:35:05,133 THINGS CHANGE, PORTIA. 1071 01:35:05,167 --> 01:35:07,135 THINGS ALWAYS CHANGE. 1072 01:35:14,209 --> 01:35:16,211 SHE LAUGHED AT ME. 1073 01:35:16,244 --> 01:35:20,248 "A THING IS ITSELF, ANDREW. WATER IS WATER." [ Scoffs ] 1074 01:35:20,282 --> 01:35:23,952 WHAT ABOUT ICE ? WHAT ABOUT STEAM, HMM ? 1075 01:35:23,986 --> 01:35:26,789 ANDY, YOU GOTTA CALM DOWN, OKAY ? 1076 01:35:26,822 --> 01:35:29,191 DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE LAUGHED AT ? 1077 01:35:29,224 --> 01:35:33,228 HUMILIATING. IT'S AN ABOMINATION. 1078 01:35:33,261 --> 01:35:36,799 LOOK AT ME. LOOK WHAT I'M DOING HERE. 1079 01:35:36,832 --> 01:35:38,801 I AM TRYING TO MAKE SOMETHING OF MYSELF. 1080 01:35:38,834 --> 01:35:41,303 I AM TRYING TO FULFILL MY DESTINY. DOES SHE NOTICE ? 1081 01:35:41,336 --> 01:35:43,305 ANDREW ? YES ? 1082 01:35:43,338 --> 01:35:45,974 I DON'T WANT YOU TO TAKE THIS PERSONALLY, BUT I HAVE TO WORK NOW. 1083 01:35:46,008 --> 01:35:47,943 GOOD NIGHT. GOOD NI-- 1084 01:35:57,052 --> 01:35:59,287 WHERE'VE YOU BEEN ? I'VE BEEN TRYING TO CALL YOU. 1085 01:35:59,321 --> 01:36:02,224 POKE ME IN THE EYE. POKE ME IN THE EYE, PORTIA. WHAT ? 1086 01:36:02,257 --> 01:36:04,192 YOU'RE CRAZY. POKE ME IN THE EYE ! 1087 01:36:04,226 --> 01:36:07,529 OW ! OW ! [ Laughing ] 1088 01:36:07,562 --> 01:36:10,298 THAT HURTS. OW. [ Laughs ] 1089 01:36:10,332 --> 01:36:13,001 IT WORKS. WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON ? 1090 01:36:13,035 --> 01:36:16,171 IT'S MY NEURAL NET. I AM THE PROUD OWNER OF A CENTRAL NERVOUS SYSTEM. 1091 01:36:16,204 --> 01:36:18,573 YOU CAN FEEL. OH, YES, VERY MUCH. 1092 01:36:18,606 --> 01:36:20,943 WILL YOU DO SOMETHING FOR ME ? 1093 01:36:20,976 --> 01:36:23,545 WILL YOU PERFORM AN EXPERIMENT JUST FOR THE SAKE OF SCIENCE ? ALL RIGHT. 1094 01:36:23,578 --> 01:36:25,780 KISS ME. 1095 01:36:27,149 --> 01:36:30,118 NO, NOT THERE. HERE. 1096 01:36:37,926 --> 01:36:39,928 THANK YOU. 1097 01:36:39,962 --> 01:36:42,865 COULD YOU FEEL IT ? 1098 01:36:42,898 --> 01:36:45,233 IT'S WONDERFUL. 1099 01:36:45,267 --> 01:36:48,070 IT'S EVERYTHING THEY SAY IT IS. 1100 01:36:49,604 --> 01:36:51,573 AND YOU ? 1101 01:36:57,579 --> 01:37:00,082 PORTIA, WHAT'S WRONG ? 1102 01:37:01,383 --> 01:37:04,186 CHARLES AND I ARE GETTING MARRIED. 1103 01:37:11,426 --> 01:37:13,395 HE'S A LUCKY MAN. 1104 01:37:13,428 --> 01:37:16,131 CONGRATULATIONS TO THE BOTH OF YOU. 1105 01:37:16,164 --> 01:37:18,300 GODDAMN IT, ANDREW. 1106 01:37:18,333 --> 01:37:20,969 IF YOU'RE GONNA SUCCEED AT THIS THING-- WHAT THING ? 1107 01:37:21,003 --> 01:37:25,173 THIS THING YOU'RE TRYING TO DO-- YOU'VE GOT TO STOP BEING SO DAMN DEFERENTIAL. 1108 01:37:25,207 --> 01:37:28,911 I CAN'T HELP BEING DEFERENTIAL. IT'S BUILT IN. THEN CHANGE. 1109 01:37:28,944 --> 01:37:31,279 CHANGE ? I HAVE CHANGED. 1110 01:37:31,313 --> 01:37:34,649 I DON'T MEAN ON THE OUTSIDE. CHANGE ON THE INSIDE. 1111 01:37:34,682 --> 01:37:36,651 TAKE CHANCES, MAKE MISTAKES. MISTAKES ? 1112 01:37:36,684 --> 01:37:40,122 YES ! SOMETIMES IT'S IMPORTANT NOT TO BE PERFECT, OKAY ? 1113 01:37:40,155 --> 01:37:42,390 IT'S IMPORTANT TO DO THE WRONG THING. DO THE WRONG THING ? 1114 01:37:42,424 --> 01:37:46,194 YES ! WHY ? OH, I SEE-- TO LEARN FROM YOUR MISTAKES. 1115 01:37:46,228 --> 01:37:48,663 NO, TO MAKE THEM. 1116 01:37:48,696 --> 01:37:52,600 TO FIND OUT WHAT'S REAL AND WHAT'S NOT. TO FIND OUT WHAT YOU FEEL. 1117 01:37:52,634 --> 01:37:55,403 HUMAN BEINGS ARE TERRIBLE MESSES, ANDREW. 1118 01:37:55,437 --> 01:37:59,274 I'LL GRANT YOU THAT. I SEE. 1119 01:37:59,307 --> 01:38:03,311 THIS IS WHAT IS KNOWN AS AN IRRATIONAL CONVERSATION, ISN'T IT ? 1120 01:38:03,345 --> 01:38:05,447 NO, THIS IS A HUMAN CONVERSATION. 1121 01:38:05,480 --> 01:38:09,217 IT'S NOT ABOUT BEING RATIONAL. IT'S ABOUT FOLLOWING YOUR HEART. 1122 01:38:10,318 --> 01:38:12,287 AND THAT'S WHAT I SHOULD DO ? YES. 1123 01:38:12,320 --> 01:38:14,656 AND YOU HAVE A HEART, ANDREW. YOU DO. 1124 01:38:14,689 --> 01:38:19,327 I FEEL IT. I DON'T EVEN BELIEVE IT SOMETIMES, BUT I DO FEEL IT. 1125 01:38:21,496 --> 01:38:24,099 AND IN ORDER TO FOLLOW THAT HEART, 1126 01:38:27,369 --> 01:38:29,337 ONE MUST DO THE WRONG THING. 1127 01:38:29,371 --> 01:38:31,373 YES. 1128 01:38:36,211 --> 01:38:38,213 THANK YOU. 1129 01:39:12,380 --> 01:39:17,152 GALATEA, COULD YOU BE A LITTLE MORE CAREFUL ? THAT'S VERY DELICATE EQUIPMENT. 1130 01:39:20,055 --> 01:39:22,724 - [ Shattering ] - SORRY. 1131 01:39:22,757 --> 01:39:27,362 - WHAT ARE YOU DOING ? - NEAR AS I CAN TELL, YOUR BITCH WORK. 1132 01:39:27,395 --> 01:39:29,464 MY WHA ? 1133 01:39:29,497 --> 01:39:32,434 OH, YOU HEARD ME, AND I'M SICK OF IT ! 1134 01:39:32,467 --> 01:39:35,403 ALL DAY LONG IT'S, "YES, RUPERT, SIR," "NO, RUPERT, SIR." 1135 01:39:35,437 --> 01:39:38,273 "WOULD YOU LIKE ANOTHER BEVERAGE, RUPERT, SIR ?" 1136 01:39:38,306 --> 01:39:41,376 AND IT CHAPS MY ASS ! 1137 01:39:41,409 --> 01:39:43,445 SO HERE'S A HELPFUL HINT FOR YOU: 1138 01:39:43,478 --> 01:39:48,350 [ Shouting ] SHUT UP, AND LET ME DO MY WORK ! 1139 01:39:56,258 --> 01:39:58,393 [ Clattering ] NO, NO. 1140 01:40:04,432 --> 01:40:06,434 I'M DONE. 1141 01:40:12,340 --> 01:40:14,742 "CHAPS MY ASS" ? 1142 01:40:23,551 --> 01:40:26,088 GIVE ME BACK THE CHIP. WHERE'S THE CHIP ? I REPLACED IT. 1143 01:40:26,121 --> 01:40:30,425 ANDREW, SHE'S UNCOOPERATIVE, SHE'S ABUSIVE, SHE'S CONFRONTATIONAL-- 1144 01:40:30,458 --> 01:40:32,427 AND A LOT MORE INTERESTING, DON'T YOU THINK ? 1145 01:40:32,460 --> 01:40:35,363 ARGUABLY, BUT WE'RE NOT GETTING ANY WORK DONE, ANDREW. 1146 01:40:35,397 --> 01:40:38,766 PLEASE, PLEASE, GIVE ME THE OLD PERSONALITY CHIP BACK. 1147 01:40:40,168 --> 01:40:43,105 FINE. SHE CAN BE PERKY AGAIN. 1148 01:40:43,138 --> 01:40:45,607 PERKY ? SHE'S JUST A RO-- I DIDN'T MEAN IT THAT WAY. 1149 01:40:45,640 --> 01:40:50,378 ANDREW ? ANDREW ! I REALLY DIDN'T MEAN THAT. 1150 01:40:50,412 --> 01:40:54,449 WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU TODAY ? ANDREW, WHERE YOU GOING ? 1151 01:40:54,482 --> 01:40:58,553 ** [ Classical ] 1152 01:40:58,586 --> 01:41:00,788 [ Chattering ] 1153 01:41:02,657 --> 01:41:05,227 HEY, JAMIE, COME OVER HERE. I WANT YOU TO MEET CHARLES. 1154 01:41:05,260 --> 01:41:07,362 CHARLES, MY AUNT JAMIE. HI, NICE TO MEET YOU. 1155 01:41:07,395 --> 01:41:09,364 THIS IS RYAN. HEY, RYAN. 1156 01:41:09,397 --> 01:41:11,599 THIS IS MICHAEL. 1157 01:41:11,633 --> 01:41:13,801 THE BOYS ARE GREAT. 1158 01:41:20,608 --> 01:41:23,645 [ Gasps ] RUPERT ! WHAT'S GOING ON ? 1159 01:41:23,678 --> 01:41:27,549 WHAT'S GOING ON ? PORTIA'S PARENTS ARE THROWING AN ENGAGEMENT PARTY... 1160 01:41:27,582 --> 01:41:30,418 THAT I WASN'T INVITED TO FOR OBVIOUS REASONS. YEAH. 1161 01:41:30,452 --> 01:41:32,654 THERE HE IS. WHO ? 1162 01:41:32,687 --> 01:41:34,656 THE PROSPECTIVE GROOM. WHERE ? 1163 01:41:34,689 --> 01:41:39,627 WHERE ? THE ONE IN THE PALE BLUE SUIT WITH THE BIG POINTY CHIN. 1164 01:41:39,661 --> 01:41:43,365 HE'S GOT A POINTY CHIN ? POINTY CHIN ? YOU COULD PUT AN EYE OUT WITH THAT CHIN. 1165 01:41:43,398 --> 01:41:46,568 YEAH, THAT'S NOTHING COMPARED TO HIS TEETH. LOOK AT THAT. 1166 01:41:46,601 --> 01:41:48,536 I'M AMAZED HE'S OUT IN DAYLIGHT. 1167 01:41:48,570 --> 01:41:51,239 HE'S GOT FUNNY TEETH, HUH ? 1168 01:41:51,273 --> 01:41:53,675 YOU NEED TO UPGRADE YOUR EYES. 1169 01:41:53,708 --> 01:41:56,711 THAT SHOULDN'T STOP PORTIA. SHE CAN MARRY WHOEVER SHE LIKES. 1170 01:41:56,744 --> 01:41:59,614 IT'S JUST THAT ONE DAY SHE'S GONNA WAKE UP NEXT TO HIM AND REALIZE... 1171 01:41:59,647 --> 01:42:04,619 THAT SHE IS MARRIED TO A MAN WHOSE FACE CLOSELY RESEMBLES AN ANTIQUE CAN OPENER. 1172 01:42:04,652 --> 01:42:08,256 YOU KNOW ? THE KIND THAT USED TO GO-- [ Clicking ] 1173 01:42:08,290 --> 01:42:10,692 YOU KNOW ? THE ONES THAT MOVE AROUND AND CAN POPS OFF. 1174 01:42:10,725 --> 01:42:14,629 YOU'RE JEALOUS. YOU ARE JEALOUS. NO, I'M NOT. NO, I'M NOT. 1175 01:42:14,662 --> 01:42:19,734 YOU ARE. OTHERWISE WHAT ARE YOU DOING SNEAKING AROUND HERE, SPYING ON PORTIA, HUH ? 1176 01:42:19,767 --> 01:42:23,205 MY GOD, I AM JEALOUS. 1177 01:42:23,238 --> 01:42:25,573 IF I'M JEALOUS, THAT MEANS I'M IN LOVE. 1178 01:42:25,607 --> 01:42:27,609 HI ! OH, THANKS FOR COMING. 1179 01:42:27,642 --> 01:42:31,413 IF I'M IN LOVE, THEN ALL HOPE IS GONE. 1180 01:42:31,446 --> 01:42:33,748 I'VE LOST HER. 1181 01:42:33,781 --> 01:42:35,883 ANDREW. ANDREW ! 1182 01:43:07,649 --> 01:43:10,985 ANDY, WOULD YOU LIKE A SIP OF MY BEER ? 1183 01:43:11,018 --> 01:43:14,589 IT WOULD BE A WASTE. I COULD NOT TASTE IT. 1184 01:43:14,622 --> 01:43:18,460 WHAT IF YOU COULD ? IT WOULD BE EXQUISITE. 1185 01:43:22,364 --> 01:43:26,501 I'VE COME UP WITH A DESIGN-- A MODIFICATION, RATHER-- 1186 01:43:26,534 --> 01:43:29,304 THAT, IF I'M CORRECT, 1187 01:43:29,337 --> 01:43:31,606 WOULD ENABLE YOU TO DEAL WITH SOLID FOODS AND LIQUIDS. 1188 01:43:32,807 --> 01:43:35,410 AND TASTE ? TASTE TOO. 1189 01:43:37,512 --> 01:43:40,482 AND ALSO, [ Exhaling ] 1190 01:43:40,515 --> 01:43:43,551 IF MY SCHEMATICS ARE CORRECT, 1191 01:43:43,585 --> 01:43:46,020 I THINK I'VE COME UP WITH A METHOD... 1192 01:43:46,053 --> 01:43:48,290 TO MAKE YOU... 1193 01:43:48,323 --> 01:43:50,292 A COMPLETE MAN. 1194 01:43:50,325 --> 01:43:52,694 COMPLETE ? 1195 01:43:52,727 --> 01:43:54,696 COMPLETE. 1196 01:44:02,437 --> 01:44:04,406 COMPLETE ? 1197 01:44:04,439 --> 01:44:07,309 NOT IN A REPRODUCTIVE SENSE, OF COURSE, 1198 01:44:07,342 --> 01:44:10,545 BUT IN TERMS OF APPROXIMATING... 1199 01:44:10,578 --> 01:44:14,716 THE PHYSICAL SENSATION, 1200 01:44:14,749 --> 01:44:17,485 YOU KNOW, THAT OCCURS-- 1201 01:44:17,519 --> 01:44:19,721 [ Stammering ] FRICTION-- 1202 01:44:19,754 --> 01:44:21,723 SEXUAL RELATIONS. YEAH. 1203 01:44:24,091 --> 01:44:27,362 OH, I'VE ALWAYS BEEN FASCINATED BY THAT. 1204 01:44:27,395 --> 01:44:29,397 WELL, I MEAN, CURIOUS... 1205 01:44:31,366 --> 01:44:33,401 BECAUSE-- 1206 01:44:33,435 --> 01:44:37,705 WELL, BECAUSE OF WHAT THEY SAY. WHAT DO THEY SAY ? 1207 01:44:40,442 --> 01:44:43,578 THAT YOU CAN LOSE YOURSELF-- 1208 01:44:43,611 --> 01:44:47,582 EVERYTHING, ALL BOUNDARIES, ALL TIME-- 1209 01:44:49,751 --> 01:44:53,388 THE TWO BODIES CAN BECOME SO MIXED UP... 1210 01:44:53,421 --> 01:44:57,058 THAT YOU DON'T KNOW WHO'S WHO OR WHAT'S WHAT. 1211 01:44:57,091 --> 01:45:01,596 AND JUST WHEN THE SWEET CONFUSION IS SO INTENSE YOU THINK YOU'RE GONNA DIE, 1212 01:45:01,629 --> 01:45:03,631 YOU KIND OF DO, 1213 01:45:03,665 --> 01:45:05,867 LEAVING YOU ALONE IN YOUR SEPARATE BODY. 1214 01:45:05,900 --> 01:45:08,436 BUT THE ONE YOU LOVE IS STILL THERE. 1215 01:45:09,737 --> 01:45:11,739 THAT'S A MIRACLE. 1216 01:45:12,840 --> 01:45:15,710 YOU CAN GO TO HEAVEN AND COME BACK ALIVE. 1217 01:45:18,513 --> 01:45:22,116 YOU CAN GO BACK ANYTIME YOU WANT-- 1218 01:45:22,149 --> 01:45:24,419 WITH THE ONE YOU LOVE. 1219 01:45:26,921 --> 01:45:30,057 AND YOU WANT TO EXPERIENCE THAT ? OH, YES, PLEASE. 1220 01:45:32,527 --> 01:45:34,529 SO DO I. 1221 01:46:01,923 --> 01:46:04,091 [ Chattering ] 1222 01:46:06,461 --> 01:46:10,532 WE'LL HAVE TO HIRE MORE PEOPLE. MAYBE TWO MORE WEEKS. 1223 01:46:10,565 --> 01:46:12,834 [ Whispers ] ANDREW. 1224 01:46:15,136 --> 01:46:17,772 EXCUSE ME. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. SURE. 1225 01:46:22,844 --> 01:46:25,913 I DIDN'T EXPECT TO SEE YOU. [ Chuckles ] 1226 01:46:25,947 --> 01:46:28,983 I REMEMBER THIS PLACE VERY WELL. 1227 01:46:29,016 --> 01:46:31,519 THIS IS WHERE YOUR GRANDMOTHER WAS MARRIED. 1228 01:46:31,553 --> 01:46:34,622 YEAH, I WANTED IT READY FOR MY OWN WEDDING. 1229 01:46:34,656 --> 01:46:36,558 SO, YOU'RE NOT MARRIED YET ? 1230 01:46:36,591 --> 01:46:38,560 NO, TWO WEEKS FROM SATURDAY. 1231 01:46:38,593 --> 01:46:40,728 I'M NOT TOO LATE. 1232 01:46:40,762 --> 01:46:42,930 ARE YOU ABSOLUTELY POSITIVE YOU'RE DOING THE RIGHT THING ? 1233 01:46:42,964 --> 01:46:45,800 POSITIVE ? ABOUT GETTING MARRIED ? 1234 01:46:45,833 --> 01:46:49,571 I'M NEVER ABSOLUTELY POSITIVE. SO YOU COULD BE DOING THE WRONG THING. 1235 01:46:49,604 --> 01:46:51,873 NO, I'M PRETTY SURE I'M DOING THE RIGHT THING. GREAT. 1236 01:46:51,906 --> 01:46:56,478 WHY IS THAT GREAT ? IN YOUR APARTMENT, YOU TOLD ME TO DO THE WRONG THING. 1237 01:46:56,511 --> 01:46:58,946 NOW, YOU ARE NOT DOING THE WRONG THING. YOU'RE DOING THE RIGHT THING. 1238 01:46:58,980 --> 01:47:01,716 IT'S SAFE TO SAY YOU'RE NOT FOLLOWING YOUR OWN ADVICE, 'CAUSE IF YOU WERE, 1239 01:47:01,749 --> 01:47:03,651 YOU WOULD DEFINITELY NOT BE MARRYING THIS MAN, CHARLES. 1240 01:47:03,685 --> 01:47:05,820 BECAUSE I WOULD BE DOING THE RIGHT THING. PRECISELY. 1241 01:47:07,955 --> 01:47:10,992 IN SOME STRANGE WAY, YOU'RE STARTING TO MAKE SENSE. 1242 01:47:11,025 --> 01:47:14,496 GOOD. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE... 1243 01:47:14,529 --> 01:47:17,532 WHO'S ABOUT TO MARRY SOMEONE ELSE ? 1244 01:47:17,565 --> 01:47:22,704 SOMEONE TOTALLY MAGNIFICENT, SOMEONE WHO WALKS INTO A ROOM AND LIGHTS IT UP LIKE THE SUN ? 1245 01:47:22,737 --> 01:47:26,541 SOMEONE WHO YOU KNOW IS LYING TO HERSELF ? 1246 01:47:26,574 --> 01:47:29,677 LYING ? CONVINCINGLY, YEAH. VERY, VERY MUCH SO. 1247 01:47:29,711 --> 01:47:32,714 ABOUT WHAT ? THAT YOU DON'T LOVE ME, 1248 01:47:32,747 --> 01:47:34,916 WHEN I KNOW AT LEAST IN SOME WAY YOU DO. 1249 01:47:36,984 --> 01:47:39,020 AND HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT ? PORTIA, 1250 01:47:39,053 --> 01:47:41,556 I HAVE DONE EVERYTHING INSIDE AND OUT. 1251 01:47:41,589 --> 01:47:44,892 BUT THAT STUFF DOESN'T MATTER TO ME. WELL, SOMETHING MATTERS, 1252 01:47:44,926 --> 01:47:46,894 'CAUSE I'D HAVE TO BELIEVE IF NOTHING MATTERED, YOU'D LOVE ME... 1253 01:47:46,928 --> 01:47:50,264 AND NOT SOME MAN WHOSE CHIN COULD SINK THE TITANIC. 1254 01:47:50,297 --> 01:47:54,268 [ Laughing ] WHAT ? SEE ? IT'S TRUE, ISN'T IT ? 1255 01:47:54,301 --> 01:47:59,574 I'M SORRY. DOES HE LIGHT YOU UP LIKE THIS ? DOES HE MAKE YOU LAUGH ? 1256 01:48:00,775 --> 01:48:02,877 NOBODY MAKES ME LAUGH LIKE THIS. 1257 01:48:02,910 --> 01:48:05,880 GOOD. THEN ADMIT IT. ADMIT THAT YOU LOVE ME. 1258 01:48:10,852 --> 01:48:13,788 GIVE ME ONE KISS. OH, GOD. 1259 01:48:13,821 --> 01:48:16,558 THAT'S ALL. ONE QUICK KISS. JUST ONE KISS... 1260 01:48:16,591 --> 01:48:19,727 COULD NOT JEOPARDIZE A GLORIOUS MARRIAGE. 1261 01:48:19,761 --> 01:48:24,632 BESIDES, IT WOULD ALSO EXPLAIN TO ME WHY YOUR PULSE JUMPED FROM 66 TO 102 BEATS PER MINUTE. 1262 01:48:24,666 --> 01:48:27,935 YOUR RESPIRATION RATE HAS DOUBLED. YOU'RE PUTTING OUT CLOUDS OF PHEROMONES. 1263 01:48:27,969 --> 01:48:31,305 IT'S NOT FAIR TO READ ME LIKE THAT. I KNOW. LOVE ISN'T FAIR. 1264 01:48:31,338 --> 01:48:36,077 I'M READING YOUR HEART. I'M ASKING YOU TO FOLLOW IT-- BEGGING YOU. 1265 01:48:36,110 --> 01:48:40,281 BEGGING IS SUPPOSED TO BE HUMILIATING. I DON'T CARE. 1266 01:48:40,314 --> 01:48:45,953 I LOVE YOU, PORTIA. I LOVED YOU THE VERY FIRST MOMENT I SAW YOU. 1267 01:48:57,965 --> 01:49:00,635 I THOUGHT YOU SAID A QUICK KISS. I LIED. 1268 01:49:05,106 --> 01:49:07,274 [ Gasps ] 1269 01:49:29,196 --> 01:49:31,599 HOW DO YOU FEEL ? 1270 01:49:32,399 --> 01:49:35,970 WONDERFUL. SO DO I. 1271 01:49:36,003 --> 01:49:38,572 I GUESS THAT'S THE POINT. 1272 01:49:40,675 --> 01:49:42,777 [ Stomach Growling ] 1273 01:49:44,411 --> 01:49:47,982 WHAT WAS THAT ? THAT'S YOUR STOMACH GROWLING. YOU'RE HUNGRY. 1274 01:49:50,918 --> 01:49:53,054 [ Flatulence ] 1275 01:49:54,121 --> 01:49:56,090 WAS THAT ME ? YES. 1276 01:49:56,123 --> 01:49:58,059 I THOUGHT IT WAS YOU. NO, IT WASN'T ME. 1277 01:49:58,092 --> 01:50:02,697 REALLY ? OOH. DO YOU DO THAT ? 1278 01:50:04,098 --> 01:50:06,167 SOMETIMES. QUIETER THAN THAT. 1279 01:50:06,200 --> 01:50:15,076 AH. I'LL HAVE TO HAVE RUPERT MAKE ME A MUFFLER. [ Laughing ] 1280 01:50:15,109 --> 01:50:17,078 MM-HMM. 1281 01:50:21,783 --> 01:50:26,187 IT'S WONDERFUL. IT'S WONDERFUL-- THE TASTE AND THE TEXTURE BOTH. 1282 01:50:26,220 --> 01:50:30,792 YOU KNOW, IT'S MARVELOUS. 1283 01:50:30,825 --> 01:50:34,962 I KNOW THIS WILL BE MY FOURTH HELPING, BUT MAY I PLEASE HAVE SOME MORE ? 1284 01:50:36,798 --> 01:50:40,902 PIG-- VERY SMART ANIMAL. OBVIOUSLY NOT THAT SMART IF IT ENDS UP AS BACON. 1285 01:50:42,737 --> 01:50:45,773 I FEEL LIKE I'M EATING MY WAY THROUGH THE ENTIRE FOOD CHAIN. 1286 01:50:45,807 --> 01:50:48,075 THANK YOU. 1287 01:50:53,214 --> 01:50:55,382 WHAT ? 1288 01:50:56,784 --> 01:50:58,920 WHAT'S WRONG ? 1289 01:51:01,222 --> 01:51:05,793 IF WE'RE TOGETHER-- YOU AND ME-- 1290 01:51:05,827 --> 01:51:08,062 WE'LL NEVER BE ACCEPTED. 1291 01:51:10,164 --> 01:51:12,399 BECAUSE I'M NOT HUMAN. 1292 01:51:16,237 --> 01:51:18,405 THAT WILL NOT DO. 1293 01:51:22,276 --> 01:51:24,245 I WILL HAVE TO GET STARTED. 1294 01:51:24,278 --> 01:51:26,213 STARTED WITH WHAT ? 1295 01:51:28,149 --> 01:51:31,118 THE NEXT STEP. I LOVE YOU. 1296 01:51:37,792 --> 01:51:40,161 WISH ME LUCK. 1297 01:51:58,279 --> 01:52:01,816 [ Man ] ANDREW MARTIN, STEP FORWARD, PLEASE. 1298 01:52:10,291 --> 01:52:15,029 SO, MR. MARTIN, YOU WOULD LIKE US TO PASS A BILL... 1299 01:52:15,062 --> 01:52:17,464 DECLARING YOU A HUMAN BEING. 1300 01:52:17,498 --> 01:52:21,302 YES, SPECIFICALLY THE ABILITY TO MARRY... 1301 01:52:21,335 --> 01:52:24,038 A FELLOW HUMAN BEING. I SEE. 1302 01:52:24,071 --> 01:52:26,540 WE HAVE TO FACE THE UNDENIABLE FACT... 1303 01:52:26,573 --> 01:52:30,144 THAT NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU MAY BE LIKE A HUMAN BEING, 1304 01:52:30,177 --> 01:52:33,214 YOU ARE NOT PART OF THE HUMAN GENE POOL. 1305 01:52:33,247 --> 01:52:37,284 YOU ARE OUTSIDE OF IT ENTIRELY. YOU ARE SOMETHING ELSE, 1306 01:52:37,318 --> 01:52:40,487 SOMETHING ARTIFICIAL. 1307 01:52:40,521 --> 01:52:45,259 SIR, WHAT ABOUT ALL THE REAL PEOPLE WADING IN THE GENE POOL... 1308 01:52:45,292 --> 01:52:48,830 WHO HAVE BODIES FULL OF PROSTHETIC DEVICES, MANY OF WHICH I HAVE INVENTED. 1309 01:52:48,863 --> 01:52:52,299 YOU YOURSELF, SIR, HAVE ONE OF MY KIDNEYS, DO YOU NOT ? 1310 01:52:52,333 --> 01:52:56,503 ARE YOU NOT IN SOME WAY ARTIFICIAL, AT LEAST IN PART ? 1311 01:52:58,039 --> 01:53:00,007 IN PART, YES. 1312 01:53:00,041 --> 01:53:02,877 WELL, THEN, I'M HUMAN IN PART. 1313 01:53:04,211 --> 01:53:06,914 WHICH PART, ANDREW ? 1314 01:53:06,948 --> 01:53:09,216 THIS ONE, SIR. 1315 01:53:09,250 --> 01:53:13,988 I SEE. AND HERE ? 1316 01:53:16,057 --> 01:53:19,360 IT IS TRUE I AM STILL EQUIPPED WITH A POSITRONIC BRAIN. 1317 01:53:19,393 --> 01:53:22,363 AND BECAUSE OF THAT POSITRONIC BRAIN, 1318 01:53:22,396 --> 01:53:25,799 YOU ARE, FOR ALL ACCOUNTS, IMMORTAL. 1319 01:53:27,301 --> 01:53:29,270 YES, SIR. 1320 01:53:31,305 --> 01:53:36,277 WELL, ANDREW, SOCIETY CAN TOLERATE AN IMMORTAL ROBOT, 1321 01:53:36,310 --> 01:53:39,881 BUT WE WILL NEVER TOLERATE AN IMMORTAL HUMAN. 1322 01:53:39,914 --> 01:53:42,383 IT AROUSES TOO MUCH JEALOUSY, 1323 01:53:42,416 --> 01:53:44,385 TOO MUCH ANGER. 1324 01:53:44,418 --> 01:53:50,124 I'M SORRY, ANDREW. THIS COURT CANNOT AND WILL NOT VALIDATE YOUR HUMANITY. 1325 01:53:51,425 --> 01:53:53,995 I HEREBY BRING AN END TO THESE PROCEEDINGS. 1326 01:53:54,028 --> 01:53:57,231 IT IS THE DECISION OF THIS COURT... 1327 01:53:57,264 --> 01:54:00,234 THAT ANDREW MARTIN FROM THIS DAY FORWARD... 1328 01:54:00,267 --> 01:54:04,405 WILL CONTINUE TO BE DECLARED A ROBOT-- 1329 01:54:04,438 --> 01:54:09,276 A MECHANICAL MACHINE, NOTHING MORE. 1330 01:54:12,947 --> 01:54:15,282 ONE IS GLAD TO BE OF SERVICE. 1331 01:54:43,710 --> 01:54:47,148 ANDREW, I HAVE TO TELL YOU... 1332 01:54:47,181 --> 01:54:49,183 I'M BEGINNING TO FEEL NOT SO SURE. 1333 01:54:49,216 --> 01:54:53,287 ABOUT US ? NO. 1334 01:54:55,990 --> 01:55:00,061 NEXT WEEK WILL BE MY 75th BIRTHDAY. I KNOW, AND YOU LOOK 50. 1335 01:55:00,094 --> 01:55:03,364 THANK YOU. A SPECTACULAR 50. 1336 01:55:03,397 --> 01:55:06,333 BUT I DON'T FEEL 50. YOUR BODY DOES. 1337 01:55:06,367 --> 01:55:08,335 LAST NIGHT WAS AMAZING. WHAT WAS THAT CALLED AGAIN ? 1338 01:55:08,369 --> 01:55:11,338 SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO ME. SORRY. 1339 01:55:11,372 --> 01:55:14,641 AND DON'T GIVE ME THAT LOOK. I'M NOT ORDERING YOU AROUND. WHATEVER YOU SAY. 1340 01:55:14,675 --> 01:55:18,312 PLEASE DON'T BE AGREEABLE. I'M NOT BEING AGREEABLE. I CAN BE IF YOU WANT. 1341 01:55:18,345 --> 01:55:23,317 OH, GODDAMN IT, ANDREW, I'M TRYING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING IMPORTANT HERE. 1342 01:55:23,350 --> 01:55:25,286 [ Sighing ] 1343 01:55:30,391 --> 01:55:33,227 I'M NOT GOING TO LIVE FOREVER. 1344 01:55:33,260 --> 01:55:36,197 YES, YOU WILL. THAT'S WHY I INVENTED-- 1345 01:55:36,230 --> 01:55:40,701 NO, NO, I WON'T ALWAYS TAKE YOUR D.N.A. ELIXIRS. 1346 01:55:40,734 --> 01:55:43,404 I WON'T HAVE ALL MY ORGANS REPLACED. 1347 01:55:43,437 --> 01:55:47,008 EVENTUALLY I'M GOING TO WEAR OUT. 1348 01:55:47,041 --> 01:55:51,412 AND I WANT TO. WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO LEAVE ? 1349 01:55:56,050 --> 01:56:00,021 THERE'S AN... ORDER TO THINGS. 1350 01:56:00,054 --> 01:56:04,958 HUMAN BEINGS ARE MEANT TO BE HERE FOR A CERTAIN TIME AND THEN PASS ON. 1351 01:56:05,759 --> 01:56:07,961 THAT'S WHAT'S RIGHT. 1352 01:56:09,396 --> 01:56:12,199 I SEE. 1353 01:56:12,233 --> 01:56:16,103 THERE'S JUST ONE PROBLEM, PORTIA. WHAT ? 1354 01:56:16,137 --> 01:56:19,240 I COULDN'T STAND TO LIVE WITHOUT YOU. 1355 01:56:45,632 --> 01:56:49,070 ANDREW, PEOPLE GROW THROUGH TIME, 1356 01:56:49,103 --> 01:56:52,439 BUT THEN, OF COURSE, FOR YOU TIME IS A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT PROPOSITION. 1357 01:56:52,473 --> 01:56:56,210 FOR YOU, TIME IS ENDLESS. 1358 01:57:07,288 --> 01:57:09,456 THERE'S ONLY ONE THING TO DO. 1359 01:57:16,630 --> 01:57:18,432 [ Whirring ] 1360 01:57:34,481 --> 01:57:37,151 GALATEA, MY DEAR, WHERE ARE WE ? 1361 01:57:37,184 --> 01:57:40,121 THE TRANSFUSION IS ALMOST COMPLETE. 1362 01:57:40,154 --> 01:57:42,156 IS THAT SO ? 1363 01:57:43,524 --> 01:57:46,627 JUST GOES TO SHOW YOU, ANDREW, 1364 01:57:46,660 --> 01:57:49,630 SOMEBODY BECOMES A HUMAN BEING, 1365 01:57:49,663 --> 01:57:53,634 SOONER OR LATER, THEY DO SOMETHING MONUMENTALLY STUPID. 1366 01:57:53,667 --> 01:57:57,304 YOU'VE BEEN A GREAT EXAMPLE, RUPERT. 1367 01:57:57,338 --> 01:57:59,340 HOW QUICKLY WILL THE BLOOD DEGRADE MY SYSTEM ? 1368 01:57:59,373 --> 01:58:02,343 OH, I DON'T KNOW. 1369 01:58:02,376 --> 01:58:07,114 YOU EXERCISE, EAT RIGHT, I'D SAY 30, 40 YEARS. 1370 01:58:09,183 --> 01:58:11,552 THAT'S A LITTLE VAGUE, CHIEF. 1371 01:58:11,585 --> 01:58:13,854 YOU DON'T KNOW EXACTLY HOW LONG I'LL LAST ? 1372 01:58:13,887 --> 01:58:16,089 SORRY. 1373 01:58:17,891 --> 01:58:20,294 WELCOME TO THE HUMAN CONDITION. 1374 01:58:30,304 --> 01:58:32,839 ANDREW MARTIN-- 1375 01:58:45,552 --> 01:58:49,690 I HAVE ALWAYS TRIED TO MAKE SENSE OF THINGS. 1376 01:58:49,723 --> 01:58:53,327 THERE MUST BE SOME REASON I AM AS I AM. 1377 01:58:55,729 --> 01:58:58,199 AS YOU CAN SEE, MADAM CHAIRMAN, 1378 01:58:58,232 --> 01:59:02,236 I AM NO LONGER IMMORTAL. 1379 01:59:03,704 --> 01:59:06,473 YOU HAVE ARRANGED TO DIE ? 1380 01:59:06,507 --> 01:59:10,377 IN A SENSE, I HAVE. 1381 01:59:10,411 --> 01:59:15,416 I AM GROWING OLD, AND MY BODY IS DETERIORATING, 1382 01:59:16,617 --> 01:59:19,386 AND, LIKE ALL OF YOU, 1383 01:59:19,420 --> 01:59:22,423 IT WILL EVENTUALLY CEASE TO FUNCTION. 1384 01:59:24,291 --> 01:59:28,562 AS A ROBOT, I COULD'VE LIVED FOREVER. 1385 01:59:30,664 --> 01:59:33,500 BUT I TELL YOU ALL TODAY, 1386 01:59:33,534 --> 01:59:36,603 I WOULD RATHER DIE A MAN... 1387 01:59:36,637 --> 01:59:41,174 THAN LIVE FOR ALL ETERNITY AS A MACHINE. 1388 01:59:43,944 --> 01:59:45,946 WHY DO YOU WANT THIS ? 1389 01:59:48,349 --> 01:59:50,517 TO BE ACKNOWLEDGED... 1390 01:59:50,551 --> 01:59:53,787 FOR WHO AND WHAT I AM-- 1391 01:59:53,820 --> 01:59:57,458 NO MORE, NO LESS. 1392 01:59:57,491 --> 02:00:01,595 NOT FOR ACCLAIM, NOT FOR APPROVAL. 1393 02:00:01,628 --> 02:00:05,766 THE SIMPLE TRUTH OF THAT RECOGNITION-- 1394 02:00:05,799 --> 02:00:10,271 THIS HAS BEEN THE ELEMENTAL DRIVE OF MY EXISTENCE, 1395 02:00:10,304 --> 02:00:15,776 AND IT MUST BE ACHIEVED, IF I AM TO LIVE OR DIE... 1396 02:00:15,809 --> 02:00:18,645 WITH DIGNITY. 1397 02:00:26,753 --> 02:00:28,722 MR. MARTIN, 1398 02:00:30,324 --> 02:00:33,727 WHAT YOU ARE ASKING FOR IS... 1399 02:00:33,760 --> 02:00:36,763 EXTREMELY COMPLEX AND CONTROVERSIAL. 1400 02:00:36,797 --> 02:00:39,966 IT WILL NOT BE AN EASY DECISION. 1401 02:00:40,000 --> 02:00:43,537 I MUST ASK FOR YOUR PATIENCE... 1402 02:00:43,570 --> 02:00:46,507 WHILE I TAKE THE NECESSARY TIME TO MAKE A DETERMINATION... 1403 02:00:46,540 --> 02:00:50,977 OF THIS EXTREMELY DELICATE MATTER. 1404 02:00:53,079 --> 02:00:56,249 I AWAIT YOUR DECISION, MADAM CHAIRMAN. 1405 02:01:00,887 --> 02:01:04,358 THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATIENCE. 1406 02:01:07,861 --> 02:01:11,264 WE TRIED. 1407 02:01:23,810 --> 02:01:26,347 IS IT ALMOST TIME ? 1408 02:01:26,380 --> 02:01:28,549 IN A FEW MINUTES. 1409 02:01:30,384 --> 02:01:32,819 IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT THE WORLD CONGRESS SAYS. 1410 02:01:32,853 --> 02:01:36,757 WHY DO YOU NEED THEIR APPROVAL ? 1411 02:01:36,790 --> 02:01:38,825 OLD HABIT. 1412 02:01:38,859 --> 02:01:42,729 I STARTED MY EXISTENCE AS A ROBOT. 1413 02:01:42,763 --> 02:01:47,768 I STILL LIKE TO BE TOLD CERTAIN THINGS. 1414 02:01:53,640 --> 02:01:55,842 IT'S TIME. 1415 02:02:00,781 --> 02:02:03,750 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MS. MARJORIE BOTA, 1416 02:02:03,784 --> 02:02:05,886 PRESIDENT OF THE WORLD CONGRESS. 1417 02:02:05,919 --> 02:02:08,855 ACCORDING TO RECORDS OF THE NORTHAM ROBOTICS COMPANY, 1418 02:02:08,889 --> 02:02:13,394 THE ROBOT, ALSO KNOWN AS ANDREW MARTIN, 1419 02:02:13,427 --> 02:02:18,331 WAS POWERED UP AT 5:15 P.M., ON APRIL 3, 2005. 1420 02:02:19,500 --> 02:02:23,770 IN A FEW HOURS, HE WILL BE 200 YEARS OLD, 1421 02:02:23,804 --> 02:02:28,442 WHICH MEANS THAT, WITH THE EXCEPTION OF METHUSELAH AND OTHER BIBLICAL FIGURES, 1422 02:02:28,475 --> 02:02:33,814 ANDREW IS THE OLDEST LIVING HUMAN BEING IN RECORDED HISTORY. 1423 02:02:33,847 --> 02:02:35,782 FOR IT IS BY THIS PROCLAMATION... 1424 02:02:35,816 --> 02:02:38,885 THAT I VALIDATE HIS MARRIAGE TO PORTIA CHARNEY... 1425 02:02:38,919 --> 02:02:41,822 AND ACKNOWLEDGE HIS HUMANITY. 1426 02:02:41,855 --> 02:02:44,391 [ Sighs ] 1427 02:02:51,632 --> 02:02:54,635 ANDREW ? 1428 02:03:09,483 --> 02:03:11,818 I'M SORRY HE DIDN'T SEE IT. 1429 02:03:13,820 --> 02:03:16,490 MAYBE HE DIDN'T NEED TO. 1430 02:03:21,995 --> 02:03:25,499 COULD YOU DO ME A FAVOR ? 1431 02:03:26,867 --> 02:03:29,603 WOULD YOU MIND UNPLUGGING ME ? 1432 02:03:34,541 --> 02:03:36,943 THAT'S AN ORDER. 1433 02:04:09,710 --> 02:04:11,712 THANK YOU, GALATEA. 1434 02:04:13,213 --> 02:04:16,883 AS THE GREAT ANDREW MARTIN USED TO SAY, 1435 02:04:16,917 --> 02:04:19,886 "ONE IS GLAD TO BE OF SERVICE." 1436 02:04:37,904 --> 02:04:40,874 I'LL SEE YOU SOON. 1437 02:05:05,832 --> 02:05:09,936 * LAUGH AND CRY 1438 02:05:09,970 --> 02:05:14,074 * LIVE AND DIE 1439 02:05:14,107 --> 02:05:17,243 * LIFE IS A DREAM 1440 02:05:17,277 --> 02:05:22,248 * WE ALL DREAM IT 1441 02:05:22,282 --> 02:05:26,286 * DAY BY DAY 1442 02:05:26,319 --> 02:05:30,757 * I FIND MY WAY 1443 02:05:30,791 --> 02:05:34,294 * LOOK FOR THE SOUL 1444 02:05:34,327 --> 02:05:38,331 * AND THE MEANING 1445 02:05:38,364 --> 02:05:42,603 * THEN YOU LOOK AT ME 1446 02:05:42,636 --> 02:05:46,773 * AND I ALWAYS SEE 1447 02:05:46,807 --> 02:05:52,746 * WHAT I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING FOR * 1448 02:05:54,815 --> 02:05:58,652 * I'M LOST AS CAN BE 1449 02:05:58,685 --> 02:06:03,023 * THEN YOU LOOK AT ME 1450 02:06:03,056 --> 02:06:09,029 * AND I AM NOT LOST ANYMORE 1451 02:06:16,002 --> 02:06:20,006 * PEOPLE RUN 1452 02:06:20,040 --> 02:06:24,044 * SUN TO SUN 1453 02:06:24,077 --> 02:06:27,013 * CAUGHT IN THEIR LIVES 1454 02:06:27,047 --> 02:06:32,653 * EVER FLOWING 1455 02:06:32,686 --> 02:06:35,756 * ONE SWEET DAWN 1456 02:06:35,789 --> 02:06:40,761 * LIFE GOES TILL IT'S GONE 1457 02:06:40,794 --> 02:06:44,064 * WE HAVE TO GO 1458 02:06:44,097 --> 02:06:48,068 * WHERE IT'S GOING 1459 02:06:48,101 --> 02:06:52,773 * THEN YOU LOOK AT ME 1460 02:06:52,806 --> 02:06:56,877 * AND I ALWAYS SEE 1461 02:06:56,910 --> 02:07:02,816 * WHAT I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING FOR * 1462 02:07:05,051 --> 02:07:08,855 * I'M LOST AS CAN BE 1463 02:07:08,889 --> 02:07:13,059 * THEN YOU LOOK AT ME 1464 02:07:13,093 --> 02:07:15,796 * AND I AM NOT LOST 1465 02:07:15,829 --> 02:07:21,802 * ANYMORE 1466 02:07:34,114 --> 02:07:37,818 * AND YOU SAY YOU SEE 1467 02:07:37,851 --> 02:07:42,388 * WHEN YOU LOOK AT ME 1468 02:07:42,422 --> 02:07:48,394 * THE REASON YOU LOVE LIFE SO * 1469 02:07:50,230 --> 02:07:54,067 * THOUGH LOST I HAVE BEEN 1470 02:07:54,100 --> 02:07:58,972 * I FIND LOVE AGAIN 1471 02:07:59,005 --> 02:08:03,076 * AND LIFE JUST KEEPS ON RUNNING * 1472 02:08:03,109 --> 02:08:07,113 * AND LIFE JUST KEEPS ON RUNNING * 1473 02:08:07,147 --> 02:08:09,182 * YOU LOOK AT ME 1474 02:08:09,215 --> 02:08:14,120 * AND LIFE HOLDS LOVE FOR 1475 02:08:14,154 --> 02:08:20,060 * YOU 1476 02:08:28,301 --> 02:08:34,207 * FOR 1477 02:08:38,311 --> 02:08:44,117 * YOU *