1 00:00:02,105 --> 00:00:05,971 - ♪ 2 00:00:06,075 --> 00:00:08,284 - You done with that? 3 00:00:12,219 --> 00:00:14,428 - I am now. 4 00:00:14,531 --> 00:00:16,119 - What the heck is wrong with you? 5 00:00:16,223 --> 00:00:18,190 - My pregnant mom has been eating everything in the house, 6 00:00:18,294 --> 00:00:20,503 so there's nothing left for me. 7 00:00:20,606 --> 00:00:23,057 Would you judge me, if I drink this ketchup? 8 00:00:23,161 --> 00:00:25,991 - Aw, sweetie. [laughs] Yes. 9 00:00:29,029 --> 00:00:30,271 - Ooh, look, it's Charlie. 10 00:00:30,375 --> 00:00:32,480 Did you finally decide to choose him over Zach? 11 00:00:32,584 --> 00:00:35,069 - I haven't chosen anything. 12 00:00:35,173 --> 00:00:36,829 Hi, Charlie. - Hey, Bella. 13 00:00:36,933 --> 00:00:38,693 My mom just sent me in to grab our take-out. 14 00:00:38,797 --> 00:00:40,454 - Do you know what? You two talk. 15 00:00:40,557 --> 00:00:42,490 I'll go check your order to make sure, uh, nothing's missing. 16 00:00:42,594 --> 00:00:44,182 - Ha, I'll go make sure she's not the reason, 17 00:00:44,285 --> 00:00:47,116 uh, something's missing. 18 00:00:47,219 --> 00:00:49,187 - So, I got that email you sent me, 19 00:00:49,290 --> 00:00:50,567 but I couldn't open the pictures. 20 00:00:50,671 --> 00:00:52,776 - Oh, I just wanted your opinion on which pose 21 00:00:52,880 --> 00:00:55,331 would be the best profile picture for my ClickPic page. 22 00:00:55,434 --> 00:00:57,436 Here, I'll show you. - Okay. 23 00:00:57,540 --> 00:01:00,922 - The first one, I call "Deep In Thought." 24 00:01:01,026 --> 00:01:05,513 Then there's "Flirty Wink." 25 00:01:05,617 --> 00:01:08,033 And the last one, which is a bit unconventional, 26 00:01:08,137 --> 00:01:11,381 "Cute Startled." 27 00:01:11,485 --> 00:01:13,038 So, which one do you like? 28 00:01:13,142 --> 00:01:14,729 - I don't know. 29 00:01:14,833 --> 00:01:16,869 In each picture you look amazing in a different way. 30 00:01:16,973 --> 00:01:18,940 - Aw, that's so sweet. 31 00:01:19,044 --> 00:01:21,391 Indecisive, but so sweet. 32 00:01:21,495 --> 00:01:24,014 - Look at her--she's totally giggle-flirting. 33 00:01:24,118 --> 00:01:26,258 She's gonna pick Charlie. Ya owe me five bucks. 34 00:01:26,362 --> 00:01:29,399 - No way. The bet's not over. 35 00:01:29,503 --> 00:01:31,021 She could still pick Zach. 36 00:01:31,125 --> 00:01:33,541 I mean, he did save her butt at the Homecoming Dance. 37 00:01:33,645 --> 00:01:36,303 Hey, here's the food. - Thanks, girls. 38 00:01:36,406 --> 00:01:38,063 Bye, Bella. 39 00:01:40,755 --> 00:01:42,930 - Are you eating Charlie's take-out? 40 00:01:43,033 --> 00:01:44,759 - He won't miss it. 41 00:01:48,246 --> 00:01:50,179 So, Bella, you and Charlie, huh? 42 00:01:50,282 --> 00:01:52,215 - Yeah, he's great. Although... 43 00:01:52,319 --> 00:01:53,630 - You still like Zach, don't you? 44 00:01:53,734 --> 00:01:55,287 - Yeah, kinda. - I knew it! 45 00:01:55,391 --> 00:01:57,358 You're gonna owe me five bucks, Pepper. 46 00:01:57,462 --> 00:01:59,636 - You guys bet on me? 47 00:01:59,740 --> 00:02:02,708 And it was only five bucks? 48 00:02:02,812 --> 00:02:05,470 - Five bucks is fair, and it's gonna be mine 49 00:02:05,573 --> 00:02:07,472 because Bella is gonna pick Charlie. 50 00:02:07,575 --> 00:02:09,543 He has a perfectly symmetrical face. 51 00:02:09,646 --> 00:02:12,477 When nature gives you a gift like that, you take it. 52 00:02:12,580 --> 00:02:15,342 - Oh, please, Zach's every bit as cute as Charlie and you-- 53 00:02:15,445 --> 00:02:17,516 - Guys, stop. So, I like two boys. 54 00:02:17,620 --> 00:02:19,691 I don't have to make a decision right this minute. 55 00:02:19,794 --> 00:02:22,072 What's the rush? 56 00:02:24,489 --> 00:02:26,076 - I told you she'd never decide. 57 00:02:26,180 --> 00:02:28,665 Pay up. 58 00:02:28,769 --> 00:02:32,359 - ♪ 59 00:02:32,462 --> 00:02:34,706 - ♪ You won't find me in the bleachers ♪ 60 00:02:34,809 --> 00:02:36,259 - ♪ Yeah that girl is one of us ♪ 61 00:02:36,363 --> 00:02:38,261 - ♪ I'm made of spice and sugar ♪ 62 00:02:38,365 --> 00:02:39,642 - ♪ She's pretty... she's pretty tough ♪ 63 00:02:39,745 --> 00:02:41,126 - ♪ Then add a little glitter ♪ 64 00:02:41,230 --> 00:02:42,679 - ♪ She off in a cloud of dust ♪ 65 00:02:42,783 --> 00:02:44,578 - ♪ And you get... you get... ♪ 66 00:02:44,681 --> 00:02:46,338 - ♪ A game changer, play maker ♪ 67 00:02:46,442 --> 00:02:47,581 ♪ Take the ball, she'll see ya later ♪ 68 00:02:47,684 --> 00:02:49,341 - ♪ I'm on a dreamlike, teamlike ♪ 69 00:02:49,445 --> 00:02:51,447 ♪ Livin' like one of the boys ♪ 70 00:02:51,550 --> 00:02:54,346 - ♪ She got it goin', goin', she got it goin' on ♪ 71 00:02:54,450 --> 00:02:55,623 - ♪ Play like Friday night 72 00:02:55,727 --> 00:02:57,453 ♪ Kickin' like one of the boys ♪ 73 00:02:57,556 --> 00:03:00,352 - ♪ She got it goin', goin', she got it goin' on ♪ 74 00:03:00,456 --> 00:03:02,009 - ♪ One of the boys ♪ 75 00:03:07,187 --> 00:03:09,430 - All right, listen up, kids. 76 00:03:09,534 --> 00:03:11,087 Our bus is ready to take us on our field trip 77 00:03:11,191 --> 00:03:13,054 to Old Silverado. 78 00:03:13,158 --> 00:03:14,573 A quick reminder. 79 00:03:14,677 --> 00:03:16,265 A few other schools are also participating 80 00:03:16,368 --> 00:03:18,888 in Living History today, so, please, 81 00:03:18,991 --> 00:03:20,338 be on our best behavior. 82 00:03:20,441 --> 00:03:22,305 Or, as they said in the 1850s, 83 00:03:22,409 --> 00:03:25,860 "No tomfoolery!" 84 00:03:25,964 --> 00:03:29,623 All right, well, um, let's head back in time. 85 00:03:29,726 --> 00:03:31,245 Come on. 86 00:03:31,349 --> 00:03:33,178 - This field trip is going to be 87 00:03:33,282 --> 00:03:35,284 the perfect distraction from the Zach/Charlie debate. 88 00:03:35,387 --> 00:03:37,355 - Hm, I'm not looking forward to wearing 89 00:03:37,458 --> 00:03:39,115 those old-timey costumes. 90 00:03:39,219 --> 00:03:40,944 We're gonna look so stupid. 91 00:03:41,048 --> 00:03:44,189 - Come on, we can make 1850 look good. 92 00:03:44,293 --> 00:03:47,468 - [fiddle music] 93 00:03:47,572 --> 00:03:49,125 - I was wrong. 94 00:03:49,229 --> 00:03:51,472 We look like the curtains in my grandma's house. 95 00:03:53,612 --> 00:03:55,476 - [horse whinnying] 96 00:03:59,411 --> 00:04:01,965 - ACE: Whoa. Ah. 97 00:04:02,069 --> 00:04:05,486 - Old Silverado Settlers, you look fantastic. 98 00:04:05,590 --> 00:04:07,902 Now, part of immersing yourself in the past 99 00:04:08,006 --> 00:04:11,251 is ignoring your futuristic devices. 100 00:04:11,354 --> 00:04:15,255 If you are caught using a phone, or any other electronics, 101 00:04:15,358 --> 00:04:17,049 the Sheriff, that's me, [chuckling] 102 00:04:17,153 --> 00:04:21,088 will take them and you will be punished 1850s style. 103 00:04:21,191 --> 00:04:25,334 - What if I listen to an mp3, but it's a pioneer song? 104 00:04:25,437 --> 00:04:27,336 - Ahhh...no. 105 00:04:27,439 --> 00:04:29,199 Movin' on. 106 00:04:29,303 --> 00:04:32,686 Now it's time to assign the historical roles. 107 00:04:32,789 --> 00:04:35,344 Now since Sawyer is the spitting image 108 00:04:35,447 --> 00:04:37,553 of our town's brave founder, 109 00:04:37,656 --> 00:04:42,143 and America's premier tumbleweed painter, 110 00:04:42,247 --> 00:04:46,734 he will play Jonas Silverado. - Woo! Starrin' role! 111 00:04:46,838 --> 00:04:53,465 - And to play his caring, devoted wife Abigail, um... 112 00:04:53,569 --> 00:04:56,537 Sophie! - Yippie ki-yay. 113 00:04:58,367 --> 00:05:00,300 - Oh, who am I? 114 00:05:00,403 --> 00:05:01,818 - Uh, you're Cousin Carol. 115 00:05:01,922 --> 00:05:04,200 Yeah, you took ill with cholera in the 1840s 116 00:05:04,304 --> 00:05:06,271 and were never quite the same. 117 00:05:06,375 --> 00:05:08,204 - Oh. 118 00:05:08,308 --> 00:05:10,448 - All right, the rest of you, 119 00:05:10,551 --> 00:05:12,795 follow me to the blacksmith's. [claps hands] 120 00:05:12,898 --> 00:05:15,901 - [cell phone vibrates, text dings] 121 00:05:16,005 --> 00:05:18,214 - Ooh, I got a message from Charlie. 122 00:05:21,079 --> 00:05:24,047 - Hey, Bella, it was good running into you yesterday. 123 00:05:24,151 --> 00:05:27,672 Every time that I see you, I can't stop thinking about you. 124 00:05:27,775 --> 00:05:30,433 So, I was wondering... 125 00:05:30,537 --> 00:05:32,435 will you be my girlfriend? 126 00:05:32,539 --> 00:05:34,264 There, I said it. 127 00:05:34,368 --> 00:05:37,198 Okay. Bye-bye. 128 00:05:37,302 --> 00:05:40,892 - OMG--the girlfriend question. 129 00:05:40,995 --> 00:05:44,689 This is huge! - It is. It's amazing. 130 00:05:44,792 --> 00:05:47,554 And confusing. I also like Zach. 131 00:05:47,657 --> 00:05:49,176 What do I do? 132 00:05:49,279 --> 00:05:51,143 - Well, I mean, you might as well choose Zach because-- 133 00:05:51,247 --> 00:05:55,251 - Okay, if you want five bucks, I will give you five bucks. 134 00:05:55,355 --> 00:05:58,427 - ♪ 135 00:05:58,530 --> 00:06:00,808 - Somebody looks nice. 136 00:06:00,912 --> 00:06:02,638 Is that an angora sweater? 137 00:06:02,741 --> 00:06:04,571 - Yep, it's Asha's birthday today 138 00:06:04,674 --> 00:06:06,538 and she likes a man with hair on his chest. 139 00:06:06,642 --> 00:06:09,023 Sadly, this is as close as I could get. 140 00:06:11,785 --> 00:06:13,649 I'm getting ready to deliver her present. 141 00:06:13,752 --> 00:06:15,167 - Ooh, what'd you get her? 142 00:06:15,271 --> 00:06:16,548 - A gift card to the Starcade. 143 00:06:16,652 --> 00:06:18,792 - Ooh, no, no, no. 144 00:06:18,895 --> 00:06:20,759 You can't get her a gift card. 145 00:06:20,863 --> 00:06:23,003 I mean, on your first date, you took her out in a limo. 146 00:06:23,106 --> 00:06:24,384 You can't just take her to some pizza place. 147 00:06:24,487 --> 00:06:27,041 That's a step back. Don't do that. 148 00:06:27,145 --> 00:06:29,389 - But Asha's not into that fancy stuff. 149 00:06:29,492 --> 00:06:31,183 And she likes the Starcade. 150 00:06:31,287 --> 00:06:34,324 - I like toast, but I don't want it for my birthday, man. 151 00:06:34,428 --> 00:06:35,809 Step it up, okay? 152 00:06:35,912 --> 00:06:38,363 A romantic guy like you can do so much better. 153 00:06:38,467 --> 00:06:40,158 - I don't know. - Look, I just-- 154 00:06:40,261 --> 00:06:42,781 Pepper, we need a second opinion on something. 155 00:06:42,885 --> 00:06:44,956 For Asha's birthday, Newt could go with 156 00:06:45,059 --> 00:06:47,683 a gift card or-- - Or! Just go with "or." 157 00:06:47,786 --> 00:06:50,375 Any "or" is better than a gift card. 158 00:06:50,479 --> 00:06:51,756 - But I thought a gift card would-- 159 00:06:51,859 --> 00:06:56,036 - Oh, sweet, naive, first-time boyfriend. 160 00:06:56,139 --> 00:06:58,383 Birthdays are the ultimate boyfriend test. 161 00:06:58,487 --> 00:06:59,971 If you mess this up, 162 00:07:00,074 --> 00:07:02,318 she'll dump you faster than Niecy Johnson dumped Troy. 163 00:07:02,422 --> 00:07:04,078 - Huh? Hold up. 164 00:07:04,182 --> 00:07:07,288 We're not talking about Troy, we're talking about Newt. 165 00:07:07,392 --> 00:07:08,669 - But Asha's birthday is today. 166 00:07:08,773 --> 00:07:10,602 I don't have time to get her a new gift. 167 00:07:10,706 --> 00:07:12,259 - Newt, but you don't have a choice. 168 00:07:12,362 --> 00:07:14,157 Troy and I can help you come up with ideas. 169 00:07:14,261 --> 00:07:17,126 - Yeah. Don't worry, we'll find something perfect for Asha. 170 00:07:17,229 --> 00:07:19,335 - Really? That's so nice of you guys. 171 00:07:19,439 --> 00:07:22,131 - No problem. We can go to lunch and brainstorm. 172 00:07:22,234 --> 00:07:25,375 - Sounds good and you can take us to the Starcade. 173 00:07:25,479 --> 00:07:27,239 - Does this mean I'm paying for it? 174 00:07:27,343 --> 00:07:30,380 - Well, you do have that gift card, so... 175 00:07:35,109 --> 00:07:37,560 - SAWYER: Hey, Abby. [laughing] 176 00:07:37,664 --> 00:07:38,768 I love when the cabin is clean, 177 00:07:38,872 --> 00:07:40,977 the kids are fed and my supper is ready. 178 00:07:41,081 --> 00:07:42,807 I'll be on the porch painting a tumbleweed. 179 00:07:42,910 --> 00:07:45,361 [laughs] 180 00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:47,432 - SOPHIE: [groans] 181 00:07:47,536 --> 00:07:49,123 Do you know what's worse 182 00:07:49,227 --> 00:07:51,091 than being the wife of a lazy husband? 183 00:07:51,194 --> 00:07:53,887 Being the mother of his 13 children. 184 00:07:53,990 --> 00:07:57,269 I have nine brothers, and even my mom would be like, 185 00:07:57,373 --> 00:08:00,859 "Whoa, Abby, slow down!" [laughs] 186 00:08:00,963 --> 00:08:03,586 Anyway, what's with the chalkboard? 187 00:08:03,690 --> 00:08:04,967 - I'm making two lists-- 188 00:08:05,070 --> 00:08:07,176 reasons I like Charlie, and reasons I like Zach. 189 00:08:07,279 --> 00:08:10,800 For instance, Zach is super funny, so point for Zach. 190 00:08:10,904 --> 00:08:12,699 And Charlie tries to be super funny, 191 00:08:12,802 --> 00:08:15,046 which is actually super sweet, so point for Charlie. 192 00:08:15,149 --> 00:08:17,220 Oh, I'm never gonna figure this out. 193 00:08:17,324 --> 00:08:20,016 - Bella, I'm sure you'll make the right choice. 194 00:08:20,120 --> 00:08:22,536 Now it's time for baby Jebediah's bath-- 195 00:08:22,640 --> 00:08:25,401 in the creek, you know, as if he's real. 196 00:08:25,505 --> 00:08:27,196 - [neck squeaks] 197 00:08:30,268 --> 00:08:32,201 - Bella? - Zach, hi. 198 00:08:32,304 --> 00:08:33,858 What are you doing here? 199 00:08:33,961 --> 00:08:35,860 - My school's over in the barn milking cows. 200 00:08:35,963 --> 00:08:37,827 You know, I always thought our locker room 201 00:08:37,931 --> 00:08:39,829 was the worst smell in the world. 202 00:08:39,933 --> 00:08:41,486 Man, was I wrong. 203 00:08:41,590 --> 00:08:44,489 Anyway, I'm supposed to deliver this cream for butter churning. 204 00:08:44,593 --> 00:08:47,216 - Oh, thanks. Uh, hey, so... 205 00:08:47,319 --> 00:08:49,390 I just wanted to say I'm sorry about 206 00:08:49,494 --> 00:08:51,323 what happened at Homecoming. 207 00:08:51,427 --> 00:08:52,877 - No big deal. 208 00:08:52,980 --> 00:08:54,913 You know, you and Charlie make a great couple. 209 00:08:55,017 --> 00:08:57,191 - Wait. Really? Me and him? 210 00:08:57,295 --> 00:08:59,642 - Yeah, you guys seem good together. 211 00:08:59,746 --> 00:09:05,130 - Oh, okay, uh...thanks. - [cow mooing] 212 00:09:05,234 --> 00:09:06,891 - All right, well, I'd better get back to the milking barn. 213 00:09:06,994 --> 00:09:10,204 That's Bessie's "Where-ya-at" moo. 214 00:09:10,308 --> 00:09:12,586 Honestly, I have no idea what she's saying. 215 00:09:12,690 --> 00:09:15,175 She's a cow, so... 216 00:09:15,278 --> 00:09:18,523 - ♪ 217 00:09:18,627 --> 00:09:21,871 - Okay, how about for Asha's birthday we get her... 218 00:09:21,975 --> 00:09:24,702 a go-kart that looks like a tank. 219 00:09:24,805 --> 00:09:26,876 - Um, that sounds like a boy gift. 220 00:09:26,980 --> 00:09:29,707 - Not true. See? The cannon is pink. 221 00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:36,714 - Troy, I appreciate the help, but Asha's birthday is today. 222 00:09:36,817 --> 00:09:38,508 Nothing we order would get here in time. 223 00:09:38,612 --> 00:09:40,545 - Look, everything I'm showing you has same-day delivery. 224 00:09:40,649 --> 00:09:42,720 I know it's pricy, but spending money on something extravagant, 225 00:09:42,823 --> 00:09:46,896 but useless, is the best way to show you care, man. 226 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:49,727 Now what's your credit card number? 227 00:09:51,970 --> 00:09:54,663 - Ignore him. Gifts don't have to be expensive. 228 00:09:54,766 --> 00:09:56,216 For instance, 229 00:09:56,319 --> 00:09:58,321 I would be thrilled if a guy wrote me a poem. 230 00:09:58,425 --> 00:10:00,496 Or publicly declared his love for me-- 231 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:02,256 from a mountain top, by yodeling-- 232 00:10:02,360 --> 00:10:04,327 ♪ Yodel-ay, Pepper! 233 00:10:07,468 --> 00:10:09,885 - Yeah, that's a bit much. 234 00:10:09,988 --> 00:10:12,577 - Wait a minute, maybe there's a way to combine 235 00:10:12,681 --> 00:10:15,097 both of our ideas into one supergift-- 236 00:10:15,200 --> 00:10:17,237 something fancy and romantic. 237 00:10:17,340 --> 00:10:20,792 - Uh-huh, uh-huh, or... check it. 238 00:10:20,896 --> 00:10:23,484 We could get her an albino chinchilla. 239 00:10:23,588 --> 00:10:26,487 Cute and expensive. [laughing] 240 00:10:26,591 --> 00:10:29,214 - Pepper, you were saying? 241 00:10:29,318 --> 00:10:32,493 - [fiddle music] - SOPHIE: [groaning] 242 00:10:36,118 --> 00:10:40,501 Yeah, husband, I just lugged this water 243 00:10:40,605 --> 00:10:42,193 all the way from the creek. 244 00:10:42,296 --> 00:10:44,333 Can I get a hand with some of these chores? 245 00:10:44,436 --> 00:10:45,714 - Sorry. I'm busy. 246 00:10:45,817 --> 00:10:50,753 I just had to paint my missing tumbleweed from memory. 247 00:10:50,857 --> 00:10:52,893 - That looks like a rock. 248 00:10:52,997 --> 00:10:55,171 - My next painting's gonna be of my new wife. 249 00:10:55,275 --> 00:10:57,311 - Is she gonna be a rock, too? 250 00:11:00,660 --> 00:11:02,178 - Sophie, I gotta tell you what just happened. 251 00:11:02,282 --> 00:11:05,009 - Walk with me. I gotta put Jebediah down for his nap. 252 00:11:05,112 --> 00:11:08,150 [straining, groaning] 253 00:11:12,775 --> 00:11:14,328 - I just saw Zach and he thinks 254 00:11:14,432 --> 00:11:16,227 Charlie and I are a perfect couple. 255 00:11:16,330 --> 00:11:19,333 - Whoa. Are you okay with that? 256 00:11:19,437 --> 00:11:20,956 - Well, yeah. 257 00:11:21,059 --> 00:11:22,751 He just made my decision a lot easier. 258 00:11:22,854 --> 00:11:24,960 I mean, I like both of them, but if Zach doesn't like me... 259 00:11:25,063 --> 00:11:27,928 - Then Charlie's the guy. - Exactly. 260 00:11:28,032 --> 00:11:30,172 I'm gonna be his girlfriend. 261 00:11:30,275 --> 00:11:32,657 - Oh, I'm so happy for you. It's worth the five bucks. 262 00:11:32,761 --> 00:11:35,764 But you're still gonna give me the five bucks, right? 263 00:11:35,867 --> 00:11:37,766 - I'm gonna text him now. 264 00:11:37,869 --> 00:11:40,044 - Cousin Carol! 265 00:11:40,147 --> 00:11:43,875 What did I say about the use of electronic devices? 266 00:11:43,979 --> 00:11:46,395 - Please, Mr. Savage, I just need to send one text. 267 00:11:46,498 --> 00:11:47,948 If I don't, Charlie will think I said no, 268 00:11:48,052 --> 00:11:50,054 and never talk to me again. 269 00:11:50,157 --> 00:11:52,263 - I'm sorry, but it's 1850. 270 00:11:52,366 --> 00:11:55,093 Boy drama hasn't been invented yet. 271 00:11:55,197 --> 00:11:57,647 - Neither has toilet paper. 272 00:11:57,751 --> 00:12:01,479 I've been usin' leaves. 273 00:12:01,582 --> 00:12:03,964 - [fiddle music] 274 00:12:07,519 --> 00:12:11,558 - You were warned about using your phone, Miss Dawson. 275 00:12:11,661 --> 00:12:14,354 So, in accordance with 19th century law, 276 00:12:14,457 --> 00:12:16,149 this is your punishment. 277 00:12:16,252 --> 00:12:18,772 - But I didn't even get to send the text-- 278 00:12:18,876 --> 00:12:21,568 possibly the most important text I will ever send. 279 00:12:21,671 --> 00:12:23,397 If I'm going to be punished, 280 00:12:23,501 --> 00:12:26,262 shouldn't I at least get to commit the crime, first? 281 00:12:26,366 --> 00:12:28,299 - Actually, back in 1850, 282 00:12:28,402 --> 00:12:31,751 you were pretty much guilty until proven innocent. 283 00:12:31,854 --> 00:12:33,580 Oh, those were the days. 284 00:12:33,683 --> 00:12:36,100 I will let you out in a half an hour. 285 00:12:36,203 --> 00:12:38,758 - Sausage and biscuits! - [gasping] 286 00:12:38,861 --> 00:12:40,690 [quietly] Sausage and biscuits? 287 00:12:40,794 --> 00:12:43,003 Those are the two dirtiest words in the 1850s. 288 00:12:43,107 --> 00:12:47,352 Congratulations, you just earned another hour, hmph! 289 00:12:47,456 --> 00:12:49,285 - Hmph! 290 00:12:49,389 --> 00:12:52,564 - Okay, Asha, stay here. Oh, but face this way. 291 00:12:52,668 --> 00:12:54,774 That's a better view. - What's going on? 292 00:12:54,877 --> 00:12:56,465 I have classes. 293 00:12:56,568 --> 00:12:59,537 - [R&B music] 294 00:12:59,640 --> 00:13:02,747 - [deep voice] Asha baby, 295 00:13:02,851 --> 00:13:04,922 I want everyone here to know 296 00:13:05,025 --> 00:13:08,304 how very special you are. 297 00:13:08,408 --> 00:13:10,548 "A" is for "Australia," 298 00:13:10,651 --> 00:13:13,793 because that is where you're from. 299 00:13:13,896 --> 00:13:16,450 "S" is for how "Sweet" you are, 300 00:13:16,554 --> 00:13:19,488 my little honeybun. 301 00:13:19,591 --> 00:13:21,559 "H" is for your "Heart," 302 00:13:21,662 --> 00:13:23,285 which grows bigger every day, 303 00:13:23,388 --> 00:13:25,735 and "A" is for "Amazing," 304 00:13:25,839 --> 00:13:29,774 in every single way. 305 00:13:29,878 --> 00:13:31,811 - Newt, what are you doing? 306 00:13:31,914 --> 00:13:33,260 - I'm showing you how much I care-- 307 00:13:33,364 --> 00:13:35,400 which is why I got you this expensive, 308 00:13:35,504 --> 00:13:39,094 extravagant gift. 309 00:13:39,197 --> 00:13:43,995 Happy Birthday to my Ozzie dream bae. 310 00:13:44,099 --> 00:13:46,204 - STUDENTS: [quietly laughing] 311 00:13:46,308 --> 00:13:48,482 - I need to go. 312 00:13:50,864 --> 00:13:53,211 - That was a disaster. 313 00:13:54,419 --> 00:13:55,938 - I don't understand. 314 00:13:56,042 --> 00:13:59,977 If a boy did that for me, we'd be eloping in Cancun. 315 00:14:00,080 --> 00:14:04,395 - Yeah, I mean, Niecy Johnson would have been all over that. 316 00:14:04,498 --> 00:14:05,672 As a matter of fact... 317 00:14:05,775 --> 00:14:08,157 Hey, man, you seen Niecy? 318 00:14:11,333 --> 00:14:15,924 - [fiddle music] 319 00:14:16,027 --> 00:14:18,098 - But it's not fair, Mr. Savage. 320 00:14:18,202 --> 00:14:20,411 He gets to kick back while I do all the chores. 321 00:14:20,514 --> 00:14:22,585 - I'm sorry, Sophie, but historically-speaking, 322 00:14:22,689 --> 00:14:25,554 men didn't do much housework in 1850. 323 00:14:25,657 --> 00:14:27,004 - Well, then, I wanna be the man. 324 00:14:27,107 --> 00:14:31,491 How about I play Jonas Silverado and Sawyer can be Abigail? 325 00:14:31,594 --> 00:14:33,286 - Excuse me? 326 00:14:33,389 --> 00:14:34,666 - It would give us a chance to see history 327 00:14:34,770 --> 00:14:36,254 from a different perspective. 328 00:14:36,358 --> 00:14:39,533 - Okay, Sophie, let's do it. You and Sawyer, switch roles. 329 00:14:39,637 --> 00:14:43,434 - Yes! I'm the man now. 330 00:14:43,537 --> 00:14:45,850 - What just happened? 331 00:14:45,954 --> 00:14:48,094 - Get to work, woman. 332 00:14:50,130 --> 00:14:51,787 - Oh, you got busted, too, huh? 333 00:14:51,891 --> 00:14:55,170 - Hey, Zach. What are you in for? 334 00:14:55,273 --> 00:14:58,311 - My teacher busted me for playing a video game. 335 00:14:58,414 --> 00:15:02,211 What'd you do? Rob a train? Shoot the sheriff? 336 00:15:02,315 --> 00:15:03,799 Ooh, punch a cow? 337 00:15:03,903 --> 00:15:06,250 - I tried using my phone. - Ooh, serious. 338 00:15:06,353 --> 00:15:09,425 Boy, I thought I was bad. You're a real outlaw. 339 00:15:09,529 --> 00:15:11,082 - It is serious. 340 00:15:11,186 --> 00:15:14,361 I have a really important text to send to my--cousin. 341 00:15:14,465 --> 00:15:16,156 - You know, I know how to 342 00:15:16,260 --> 00:15:18,538 get your mind off that phone problem. 343 00:15:18,641 --> 00:15:20,298 How about we play some "I spy"? 344 00:15:20,402 --> 00:15:22,542 - Sorry, Zach, I'm not in the mood. 345 00:15:22,645 --> 00:15:24,993 - Okay, I get that, but you're gonna like this one. 346 00:15:25,096 --> 00:15:26,856 I spy with my little eye 347 00:15:26,960 --> 00:15:29,721 something that will haunt my dreams forever. 348 00:15:29,825 --> 00:15:32,897 - Sawyer?! 349 00:15:33,001 --> 00:15:35,072 - Don't...say...a word. 350 00:15:35,175 --> 00:15:36,970 - ZACH & BELLA: [laughing] 351 00:15:37,074 --> 00:15:38,938 - That's a bummer about your phone. 352 00:15:39,041 --> 00:15:40,905 If we had it, you could take a picture of Sawyer 353 00:15:41,009 --> 00:15:42,458 and post it on ClickPic. 354 00:15:42,562 --> 00:15:44,667 - I've actually been trying to decide on a new profile pic. 355 00:15:44,771 --> 00:15:46,635 Too bad the photos are on my phone, 356 00:15:46,738 --> 00:15:48,223 otherwise I'd show you. 357 00:15:48,326 --> 00:15:50,363 - Show me anyway. Just act 'em out. 358 00:15:50,466 --> 00:15:51,985 - Okay. 359 00:15:52,089 --> 00:15:54,470 The first one I call "Deep In Thought." 360 00:15:54,574 --> 00:15:57,473 Then there's "Flirty Wink." 361 00:15:57,577 --> 00:16:01,650 And, finally, the wild card, "Cute Startled." 362 00:16:01,753 --> 00:16:03,514 So, which one's your favorite? 363 00:16:03,617 --> 00:16:04,964 - Well, uh, "Deep In Thought" 364 00:16:05,067 --> 00:16:07,414 kinda looked like you ate a bad burrito. 365 00:16:07,518 --> 00:16:10,521 Uh, "Flirty Wink" looked like you had a bug in your eye. 366 00:16:10,624 --> 00:16:12,109 And, uh, "Cute Startled"? 367 00:16:12,212 --> 00:16:15,422 It looked like you were about to be eaten by a zombie. Ahhh! 368 00:16:15,526 --> 00:16:17,148 - [laughing] 369 00:16:17,252 --> 00:16:18,978 - Bella, you already have a great smile. 370 00:16:19,081 --> 00:16:21,256 Why don't you just do that? 371 00:16:21,359 --> 00:16:24,466 There you go. 372 00:16:24,569 --> 00:16:28,056 - Uh, maybe we should play another round of "I spy." 373 00:16:28,159 --> 00:16:32,163 I spy with my little eye... 374 00:16:32,267 --> 00:16:34,752 Sawyer again. - ZACH & BELLA: [laughing] 375 00:16:34,855 --> 00:16:36,719 - It never gets old. 376 00:16:36,823 --> 00:16:39,377 - Wait, Sawyer, where's your baby? 377 00:16:39,481 --> 00:16:41,862 - Oh, no, I left Jebediah in the creek! 378 00:16:41,966 --> 00:16:44,451 I'm a terrible mother! Oh! 379 00:16:47,316 --> 00:16:49,353 - ZACH & BELLA: [laughing] 380 00:16:51,631 --> 00:16:54,875 - Hey, Newt, we're so sorry we messed things up with Asha. 381 00:16:54,979 --> 00:16:57,154 But we think we have a solution. 382 00:16:57,257 --> 00:16:59,156 We've written an apology note on super fancy stationery. 383 00:16:59,259 --> 00:17:01,503 - I should have trusted my own instincts. 384 00:17:01,606 --> 00:17:03,367 I'm gonna do this by myself. 385 00:17:06,853 --> 00:17:08,889 Asha, I'm sorry. 386 00:17:08,993 --> 00:17:10,822 I listened to some bad advice 387 00:17:10,926 --> 00:17:12,721 and things got a little out of hand. 388 00:17:12,824 --> 00:17:14,792 - Yeah, a little. 389 00:17:14,895 --> 00:17:17,243 - Anyway, this was my original gift. 390 00:17:17,346 --> 00:17:19,521 I know it's not much, and it's not that fancy, 391 00:17:19,624 --> 00:17:21,557 but I thought you-- - I love the Starcade. 392 00:17:21,661 --> 00:17:24,043 It's where we've had all my favorite moments together-- 393 00:17:24,146 --> 00:17:27,184 like the time you stuck fries up your nose like a walrus. 394 00:17:27,287 --> 00:17:28,668 - I was actually trying to stop a nose bleed, 395 00:17:28,771 --> 00:17:31,671 but, uh, thank you. 396 00:17:31,774 --> 00:17:33,500 - I'm sorry I ran out earlier. 397 00:17:33,604 --> 00:17:36,055 Grand gestures make me uncomfortable. 398 00:17:36,158 --> 00:17:38,160 I like the small things we do together. 399 00:17:38,264 --> 00:17:40,059 - I'll try to remember that. 400 00:17:40,162 --> 00:17:42,889 - But I did kinda like the deep voice. 401 00:17:42,992 --> 00:17:44,097 - [deep voice] Oh, did you now? 402 00:17:44,201 --> 00:17:45,926 - BOTH: [laughing] 403 00:17:46,030 --> 00:17:47,687 - So, how did Niecy like the necklace? 404 00:17:47,790 --> 00:17:50,345 - Oh, she didn't. - I'm sorry. 405 00:17:50,448 --> 00:17:54,003 - It's okay. Kimberly did. [laughing] 406 00:17:54,107 --> 00:17:56,627 - [fiddle music] 407 00:17:56,730 --> 00:17:58,146 - ♪ Rock-a-bye baby 408 00:17:58,249 --> 00:18:00,182 ♪ On the tree top 409 00:18:00,286 --> 00:18:02,011 ♪ When the wind blows 410 00:18:02,115 --> 00:18:04,290 ♪ The cradle will rock 411 00:18:04,393 --> 00:18:06,878 ♪ When the bough-- - Oh, hey. 412 00:18:06,982 --> 00:18:08,639 I just came back from a long, hard day 413 00:18:08,742 --> 00:18:11,780 of painting a tumbleweed. 414 00:18:11,883 --> 00:18:13,747 It looks great, doesn't it? 415 00:18:13,851 --> 00:18:16,716 - Sophie, my arms are burnin' from all this churnin', 416 00:18:16,819 --> 00:18:18,890 my bloomers are ridin' up, 417 00:18:18,994 --> 00:18:24,033 and the womenfolk around here say hurtful, hurtful things. 418 00:18:24,137 --> 00:18:26,622 Please, help me. 419 00:18:26,726 --> 00:18:28,866 - Oh, gosh, I would... 420 00:18:28,969 --> 00:18:30,488 but I don't have to! 421 00:18:30,592 --> 00:18:33,836 I love being the man of the house. 422 00:18:33,940 --> 00:18:36,701 - Silverado family, gather around. 423 00:18:36,805 --> 00:18:39,463 I have some very sad news. 424 00:18:39,566 --> 00:18:44,571 On August 31st, 1850, Abigail became ill. 425 00:18:44,675 --> 00:18:46,090 - I did? 426 00:18:46,194 --> 00:18:48,886 - Yes. She came down with consumption. 427 00:18:48,989 --> 00:18:50,853 Abigail was bedridden. 428 00:18:50,957 --> 00:18:56,342 So, Jonas tended to her and took on all the household duties. 429 00:18:56,445 --> 00:18:59,034 - Oh, no. 430 00:18:59,138 --> 00:19:01,243 - SAWYER: [sighing] 431 00:19:01,347 --> 00:19:03,418 Oh, and a book, please? 432 00:19:05,316 --> 00:19:08,940 Oh... [chuckling] 433 00:19:09,044 --> 00:19:12,289 You're a good man, Jonas. 434 00:19:12,392 --> 00:19:16,155 - Mr. Savage, how much longer is she gonna live? 435 00:19:18,053 --> 00:19:20,987 - [fiddle music] 436 00:19:21,090 --> 00:19:24,991 - Hummingbird? Eagle? Pterodactyl? 437 00:19:25,094 --> 00:19:28,339 Newt when he sees a spider? - Yes! 438 00:19:28,443 --> 00:19:31,273 See? I told you charades would work in the stocks. 439 00:19:31,377 --> 00:19:33,206 Who knew getting into trouble could be this much fun? 440 00:19:33,310 --> 00:19:34,794 - Yeah, you know, 441 00:19:34,897 --> 00:19:37,003 I always have a lot of fun hanging out with you. 442 00:19:37,106 --> 00:19:38,694 - You know what? I do, too. 443 00:19:38,798 --> 00:19:40,696 - I just, you know, I hope I helped get your mind off 444 00:19:40,800 --> 00:19:43,147 that text you needed to send to your cousin. 445 00:19:43,251 --> 00:19:46,840 - What cousin? Oh, right. 446 00:19:46,944 --> 00:19:51,293 You did. You really did. 447 00:19:51,397 --> 00:19:53,640 - Uh-oh, my teacher's looking this way. 448 00:19:53,744 --> 00:19:54,848 - So what? 449 00:19:54,952 --> 00:19:57,196 - Look, I lied. I wasn't actually punished. 450 00:19:57,299 --> 00:19:59,819 But if she sees me here, I'm gonna fail. 451 00:19:59,922 --> 00:20:01,959 - Hey, then why did you put yourself in the stocks? 452 00:20:02,062 --> 00:20:03,685 - I saw you get locked up 453 00:20:03,788 --> 00:20:05,894 and thought you might need someone to hang out with. 454 00:20:05,997 --> 00:20:07,240 - Really? 455 00:20:07,344 --> 00:20:09,484 - Also, I hate the smell of cows. 456 00:20:11,693 --> 00:20:13,902 Bye, Bella. 457 00:20:14,005 --> 00:20:18,320 - All right, Miss Dawson, time to head back to school. 458 00:20:18,424 --> 00:20:20,426 - Ooh. - Oh, and here. 459 00:20:20,529 --> 00:20:22,738 I know how much you wanna get back to your boy drama. 460 00:20:22,842 --> 00:20:24,464 - Yeah, thanks. 461 00:20:24,568 --> 00:20:28,503 - Hey, you, that's not what those leaves are for, unh-unh. 462 00:20:33,266 --> 00:20:35,095 - [sends text] Hm. 463 00:20:35,199 --> 00:20:37,270 - SOPHIE: Finally! 464 00:20:37,374 --> 00:20:40,100 The day's over and I'm no longer Sawyer's wife/husband. 465 00:20:40,204 --> 00:20:42,310 - Oh, I got my phone back. 466 00:20:42,413 --> 00:20:45,313 - Did you text Charlie that you wanna be his girlfriend? 467 00:20:45,416 --> 00:20:47,901 - No, I told him he's a really great guy, 468 00:20:48,005 --> 00:20:49,972 but it's not gonna work out. 469 00:20:50,076 --> 00:20:52,699 - Whoa, what changed your mind? 470 00:20:52,803 --> 00:20:54,460 - I realized I had a way better time today with Zach, 471 00:20:54,563 --> 00:20:57,221 than I've ever had with Charlie. 472 00:20:57,325 --> 00:20:59,258 - Well, it sounds like you made the right choice-- 473 00:20:59,361 --> 00:21:01,363 and not just because it makes me five dollars richer. 474 00:21:01,467 --> 00:21:04,228 But, seriously, when are you gonna pay me? 475 00:21:04,332 --> 00:21:07,231 I wanna buy a tumbleweed from the gift shop. 476 00:21:07,335 --> 00:21:10,303 Oh. Never mind. 477 00:21:10,407 --> 00:21:12,271 - Wait, why do you need a tumbleweed? 478 00:21:12,374 --> 00:21:14,549 - That is none of your business. 479 00:21:14,652 --> 00:21:16,482 - [fiddle music] 480 00:21:18,725 --> 00:21:20,762 - I'll have chicken fingers and a mango smoothie. 481 00:21:20,865 --> 00:21:23,282 - And for you? - Check it. 482 00:21:23,385 --> 00:21:24,490 [clears throat] [deep voice] 483 00:21:24,593 --> 00:21:27,147 I'll have two corn dogs, a side of curly fries, 484 00:21:27,251 --> 00:21:28,528 sweet potato, not regular, 485 00:21:28,632 --> 00:21:33,050 and we want lots of hot sauce all up in here. 486 00:21:33,153 --> 00:21:35,259 - Whatever. 487 00:21:35,363 --> 00:21:37,537 - I just love that deep voice, Newt. 488 00:21:37,641 --> 00:21:40,299 - Oh, don't worry, baby, there's more where that came from. 489 00:21:40,402 --> 00:21:42,646 [laughs] 490 00:21:42,749 --> 00:21:45,752 [high-pitched screaming] A spider! Asha, get it! Get it! 491 00:21:45,856 --> 00:21:47,858 - ASHA: [smacks spider] 492 00:21:47,961 --> 00:21:49,825 - [clears throat] 493 00:21:49,929 --> 00:21:52,518 [deep voice] That was cool, baby. Ha. 494 00:21:52,621 --> 00:21:54,451 Very cool. Ha. 495 00:21:56,556 --> 00:22:12,400 - ♪