1 00:00:02,828 --> 00:00:04,961 Hey, pal. Hey, friend. 2 00:00:05,005 --> 00:00:07,659 Whoa, does my hair always look like this? 3 00:00:07,703 --> 00:00:09,748 Like you slept on it funny? Yeah. 4 00:00:09,792 --> 00:00:12,142 What's up? Well, not much. 5 00:00:12,186 --> 00:00:14,057 Your kidney misses you. Wanted to say hello. 6 00:00:14,101 --> 00:00:15,928 "I miss you, Gina." 7 00:00:15,972 --> 00:00:17,843 That's your kidney, obviously. 8 00:00:17,887 --> 00:00:20,498 Okay, what's going on? You all right? 9 00:00:20,542 --> 00:00:21,847 I guess. 10 00:00:21,891 --> 00:00:22,848 "Tell her the truth." 11 00:00:22,892 --> 00:00:24,850 Oh! Mm. 12 00:00:25,851 --> 00:00:28,245 Um, I am in a bit of a funk lately. 13 00:00:28,289 --> 00:00:31,031 I mean, here it is, finally sweater season, 14 00:00:31,074 --> 00:00:33,120 and it's like I don't even care. 15 00:00:33,903 --> 00:00:35,863 Well, what do you usually do to cheer yourself up? 16 00:00:35,905 --> 00:00:38,864 Have you stopped watching porn? 17 00:00:39,604 --> 00:00:41,345 What? No, I-I don't watch... 18 00:00:41,389 --> 00:00:44,000 Look, can we just talk about my funk, please? 19 00:00:44,044 --> 00:00:46,437 Ooh, that sounds worse. 20 00:00:46,481 --> 00:00:48,178 I was just calling 21 00:00:48,222 --> 00:00:49,919 to see if you're free for dinner. 22 00:00:49,962 --> 00:00:51,355 Maybe we can hang out? 23 00:00:51,399 --> 00:00:53,792 Oh, I wish. Two of my night orderlies bailed. 24 00:00:53,836 --> 00:00:55,359 I got to cover. 25 00:00:55,403 --> 00:00:56,578 I can talk now, though. 26 00:00:56,621 --> 00:00:57,840 Okay, great. 27 00:00:57,883 --> 00:00:59,320 I don't have many people 28 00:00:59,363 --> 00:01:00,669 in my life I can turn to, so... 29 00:01:00,712 --> 00:01:02,018 Hey. 30 00:01:02,062 --> 00:01:03,367 You busy?: I got to go. 31 00:01:03,411 --> 00:01:04,673 Oh, yeah, no problem. 32 00:01:04,716 --> 00:01:06,849 And just so you know, I don't watch... 33 00:01:06,892 --> 00:01:08,329 Come on in. 34 00:01:08,372 --> 00:01:09,721 We're in. 35 00:01:11,506 --> 00:01:12,594 Oh. 36 00:01:12,637 --> 00:01:13,682 Oh, my. 37 00:01:13,725 --> 00:01:15,205 Okay. 38 00:01:15,249 --> 00:01:16,206 And there's more. 39 00:01:16,250 --> 00:01:17,729 Oh, they... 40 00:01:17,773 --> 00:01:20,384 They keep on coming. PETER: I hold 41 00:01:20,428 --> 00:01:23,648 in my hand a petition to replace the chef. 42 00:01:23,692 --> 00:01:24,780 We as a community... 43 00:01:24,823 --> 00:01:26,608 The food here blows. 44 00:01:26,651 --> 00:01:28,479 I was getting to that. 45 00:01:28,523 --> 00:01:29,785 Not fast enough. 46 00:01:29,828 --> 00:01:31,613 You promised us a new chef. 47 00:01:31,656 --> 00:01:35,225 One who won't set fire to the kitchen every week. GINA: I know, 48 00:01:35,269 --> 00:01:36,792 and I'm so sorry. 49 00:01:36,835 --> 00:01:39,838 It's just... I'm not the kind of person 50 00:01:39,882 --> 00:01:41,318 that fires people. 51 00:01:41,362 --> 00:01:42,885 I mean, you have no idea. 52 00:01:42,928 --> 00:01:45,496 I still go to my pediatrician. 53 00:01:45,540 --> 00:01:47,194 I'll fire him. 54 00:01:47,237 --> 00:01:49,326 I like it. 55 00:01:49,370 --> 00:01:50,849 Gina, 56 00:01:50,893 --> 00:01:53,200 food is one of the last pleasures that we have, 57 00:01:53,243 --> 00:01:55,506 and this man is stealing it from us. 58 00:01:55,550 --> 00:01:58,205 I wholeheartedly agree. GINA: Jerry, 59 00:01:58,248 --> 00:01:59,902 you've been here, like, a week. 60 00:01:59,945 --> 00:02:01,599 Yeah, I'm a follower. 61 00:02:01,643 --> 00:02:03,601 Always have been. 62 00:02:03,645 --> 00:02:05,212 Oh, good, you found her. 63 00:02:05,255 --> 00:02:08,128 Althea, can you help me... Have a nice day. 64 00:02:09,520 --> 00:02:11,609 ♪ The more you give ♪ The more you give ♪ 65 00:02:11,653 --> 00:02:13,655 ♪ The more you live ♪ The more you live ♪ 66 00:02:13,698 --> 00:02:17,137 ♪ Your happiness is relative ♪ Happiness ♪ 67 00:02:17,180 --> 00:02:20,227 ♪ And if you're feeling like crap ♪ 68 00:02:20,270 --> 00:02:22,533 ♪ It's time to face the fact 69 00:02:22,577 --> 00:02:23,665 ♪ It's your prerogative 70 00:02:23,708 --> 00:02:26,102 ♪ Your prerogative ♪ 71 00:02:26,146 --> 00:02:28,365 ♪ To be positive 72 00:02:28,409 --> 00:02:31,151 ♪ If we become ♪ If we become ♪ 73 00:02:31,194 --> 00:02:33,153 ♪ What we believe ♪ What we believe ♪ 74 00:02:33,196 --> 00:02:36,330 ♪ Then as ye think ye shall receive ♪♪ As ye think ♪ 75 00:02:36,373 --> 00:02:38,854 ♪ So just let go of the past♪♪ So let go of the past 76 00:02:38,897 --> 00:02:41,683 ♪ Pull your head from your ass 77 00:02:41,726 --> 00:02:43,250 ♪ It's your prerogative 78 00:02:43,293 --> 00:02:45,556 ♪ Your prerogative ♪ 79 00:02:45,600 --> 00:02:47,341 ♪ To be positive. 80 00:03:01,572 --> 00:03:04,184 Nailed it. 81 00:03:05,054 --> 00:03:07,622 Hey, Bert. You got a minute? 82 00:03:07,665 --> 00:03:09,667 Sure, boss.Mmm. 83 00:03:09,711 --> 00:03:11,800 Ooh, smells good. 84 00:03:11,843 --> 00:03:13,323 Vegetable soup? Yep. 85 00:03:13,367 --> 00:03:16,196 With my secret ingredient: steak. 86 00:03:16,935 --> 00:03:18,807 What? Well, then... 87 00:03:18,850 --> 00:03:19,982 Then you can't call it... 88 00:03:20,025 --> 00:03:21,897 Okay, um... 89 00:03:21,940 --> 00:03:23,420 Bert, we need to talk. 90 00:03:23,464 --> 00:03:27,859 I'm all ears. Well, technically, just this one right here. 91 00:03:27,903 --> 00:03:30,862 Uh, so... So, this is kind of hard for me, 92 00:03:30,906 --> 00:03:33,038 but you need to know 93 00:03:33,082 --> 00:03:36,041 that there's been a lot of complaints about the food. 94 00:03:36,085 --> 00:03:37,565 Well, like my daddy always said, 95 00:03:37,608 --> 00:03:41,221 "complaint" is just one letter away from "compliment." 96 00:03:43,223 --> 00:03:44,267 I think 97 00:03:44,311 --> 00:03:45,877 your daddy wasn't much of a speller. 98 00:03:45,921 --> 00:03:48,619 But, uh, but back to why I'm here. 99 00:03:48,663 --> 00:03:50,230 Um, I... 100 00:03:50,273 --> 00:03:51,729 Did I ever show you the picture of my little one 101 00:03:51,753 --> 00:03:52,710 getting confirmed? 102 00:03:52,754 --> 00:03:54,103 Oh. Oh. 103 00:03:54,146 --> 00:03:58,107 Oh, she's adorable.Yeah. 104 00:03:58,150 --> 00:03:59,693 And as soon as she gets the back brace off, 105 00:03:59,717 --> 00:04:02,416 she'll be able to run and jump with the other kids. 106 00:04:02,459 --> 00:04:03,765 We're all pulling for her. 107 00:04:03,808 --> 00:04:05,897 Um, so, listen, uh... Course, with my wife 108 00:04:05,941 --> 00:04:07,440 being sick with the alcoholism and whatnot, 109 00:04:07,464 --> 00:04:09,684 I have to do most of the parenting. 110 00:04:09,727 --> 00:04:11,294 But what can you do? Raising kids: 111 00:04:11,338 --> 00:04:13,862 the hardest job you'll ever love. 112 00:04:13,905 --> 00:04:16,560 Sure. Sure. Speaking of jobs, um... 113 00:04:16,604 --> 00:04:19,259 And I am so grateful for this one.That's... 114 00:04:19,302 --> 00:04:20,477 That's nice, but... Oh, 115 00:04:20,521 --> 00:04:21,522 and about the food. 116 00:04:21,565 --> 00:04:22,523 I know what the problem is. 117 00:04:22,566 --> 00:04:23,959 Oh, you do? Yes. 118 00:04:24,002 --> 00:04:26,440 Unsophisticated palates. 119 00:04:27,136 --> 00:04:29,921 I'm giving these people cumin and paprika, 120 00:04:29,965 --> 00:04:31,488 but all they want is salt and pepper. 121 00:04:31,532 --> 00:04:32,924 That's my bad. 122 00:04:32,968 --> 00:04:36,276 I'm always reaching for the stars. 123 00:04:37,189 --> 00:04:39,540 Uh, I don't remember anybody saying 124 00:04:39,583 --> 00:04:42,151 the food was too tasty. 125 00:04:42,194 --> 00:04:43,892 You know I love those folks out there. 126 00:04:43,935 --> 00:04:45,894 Me, too. That's why I bought the place. 127 00:04:45,937 --> 00:04:47,330 So you get it. 128 00:04:47,374 --> 00:04:50,464 It's all about these wonderful, old bastards. 129 00:04:50,507 --> 00:04:53,597 They are the reason that we are here. 130 00:04:53,641 --> 00:04:55,338 Don't get me going. It's like I got 131 00:04:55,382 --> 00:04:58,298 24 grandmas and grandpas out there. 132 00:04:59,124 --> 00:05:00,387 So, we good? 133 00:05:00,430 --> 00:05:02,345 I guess. 134 00:05:02,389 --> 00:05:04,608 Um, Bert, please, please, ca... 135 00:05:04,652 --> 00:05:06,436 Oh. Can you... 136 00:05:06,480 --> 00:05:07,916 Bert. Bert, I... 137 00:05:07,959 --> 00:05:11,136 I really need you to turn things around. 138 00:05:11,180 --> 00:05:12,747 In the words of Mr. Bill Withers, 139 00:05:12,790 --> 00:05:14,531 lean on me. 140 00:05:14,575 --> 00:05:17,926 Okay. Thank you. 141 00:05:17,969 --> 00:05:19,319 You're so welcome. 142 00:05:19,362 --> 00:05:20,145 Yeah. 143 00:05:20,189 --> 00:05:22,844 ♪ Lean on me 144 00:05:22,887 --> 00:05:26,151 ♪ I'll carry on 145 00:05:26,195 --> 00:05:29,198 ♪ My wayward son 146 00:05:29,241 --> 00:05:32,462 ♪ Stand by me. 147 00:05:32,506 --> 00:05:34,595 We've talked about it over and over, 148 00:05:34,638 --> 00:05:37,641 and she just blows me off like nothing I say matters. 149 00:05:37,685 --> 00:05:38,729 Mm-hmm, go on. 150 00:05:38,773 --> 00:05:40,165 I mean, there's a right way 151 00:05:40,209 --> 00:05:41,839 and a wrong way to do things. You get that. 152 00:05:41,863 --> 00:05:44,126 I do. It's common knowledge you load a dishwasher 153 00:05:44,169 --> 00:05:46,171 with the bowls on top so they don't flip over 154 00:05:46,215 --> 00:05:48,173 and fill with water. 155 00:05:48,217 --> 00:05:50,393 Okay, I'm gonna stop you right there. 156 00:05:50,437 --> 00:05:53,178 Why? Because you're wasting my life. 157 00:05:53,222 --> 00:05:54,702 Excuse me? How many years 158 00:05:54,745 --> 00:05:56,225 have you been coming to me, 159 00:05:56,268 --> 00:05:58,488 complaining about your wife doing the laundry wrong, 160 00:05:58,532 --> 00:05:59,837 making the bed wrong, 161 00:05:59,881 --> 00:06:01,230 walking the dog wrong? 162 00:06:01,273 --> 00:06:03,188 Oh, and let's not forget the controversy 163 00:06:03,232 --> 00:06:04,842 over which way the toilet paper rolls. 164 00:06:04,886 --> 00:06:08,193 If it comes from the top, you tear off a lot of squares. 165 00:06:08,237 --> 00:06:10,848 I don't care! Nobody cares! 166 00:06:10,892 --> 00:06:12,372 Your problems are ridiculous. 167 00:06:12,415 --> 00:06:15,070 Your wife, honestly, should leave you. 168 00:06:15,113 --> 00:06:16,811 That's a little hurtful. 169 00:06:16,854 --> 00:06:19,466 Is it?! Is it hurtful? 170 00:06:19,509 --> 00:06:22,425 Do you realize how close to death I was? 171 00:06:22,469 --> 00:06:24,993 And here I am. A second chance, a new lease 172 00:06:25,036 --> 00:06:26,298 on life, and what am I doing? 173 00:06:26,342 --> 00:06:27,996 I'm listening to you bitch and moan 174 00:06:28,039 --> 00:06:29,365 about your stupid freaking dishwasher. 175 00:06:29,389 --> 00:06:32,043 Where you going? I'm living my life. 176 00:06:32,087 --> 00:06:33,958 Starting right now! 177 00:06:39,224 --> 00:06:41,052 And obviously, we didn't use the full hour, 178 00:06:41,096 --> 00:06:43,403 so your bill will reflect that. 179 00:06:45,927 --> 00:06:47,668 Hello? 180 00:06:47,711 --> 00:06:49,409 Oh, hey. 181 00:06:49,452 --> 00:06:51,672 Couldn't sleep? No. 182 00:06:51,715 --> 00:06:53,543 Ah, it's hard getting used to a new place. 183 00:06:53,587 --> 00:06:56,764 And the dull roar of the CPAP machines doesn't help. 184 00:06:56,807 --> 00:06:59,114 Why are you up so late? 185 00:06:59,157 --> 00:07:00,637 Oh, I've always been a night owl. 186 00:07:00,681 --> 00:07:03,901 Going out to clubs, dancing till the sun came up. 187 00:07:03,945 --> 00:07:06,251 I love dancing. Especially line dancing. 188 00:07:06,295 --> 00:07:07,949 Two-step, boot scoot? 189 00:07:07,992 --> 00:07:09,733 I'm your huckleberry. 190 00:07:09,777 --> 00:07:13,563 They do have a country music night here. 191 00:07:13,607 --> 00:07:15,149 It's a pretty good time if you don't mind 192 00:07:15,173 --> 00:07:17,262 the DJ's Confederate flag. 193 00:07:17,306 --> 00:07:18,438 Well, 194 00:07:18,481 --> 00:07:21,005 hopefully, I'll be long gone by then. 195 00:07:21,049 --> 00:07:23,094 Oh, you're a short-timer, too? 196 00:07:23,138 --> 00:07:24,792 Yeah. Soon as they figure out my meds, 197 00:07:24,835 --> 00:07:26,446 I'm out of here. You? 198 00:07:26,489 --> 00:07:29,100 My son's turning the basement into a guest suite for me. 199 00:07:29,144 --> 00:07:32,060 Oh, that's great. And there's nothing his stupid cow of a wife 200 00:07:32,103 --> 00:07:33,931 can do about it. 201 00:07:33,975 --> 00:07:35,431 I take it you don't get along with her. 202 00:07:35,455 --> 00:07:37,021 I get along with everyone. 203 00:07:37,065 --> 00:07:39,328 Sure. Sorry. She's a stupid cow. 204 00:07:40,938 --> 00:07:43,550 Turn off your damn TV! 205 00:07:43,593 --> 00:07:45,116 I will not! 206 00:07:45,160 --> 00:07:47,597 I swear, I'll come in there and turn it off for you! 207 00:07:47,641 --> 00:07:50,557 Then be prepared to be bludgeoned 208 00:07:50,600 --> 00:07:51,819 by my walking stick! 209 00:07:51,862 --> 00:07:53,255 What's that? 210 00:07:53,298 --> 00:07:55,475 Two old men 211 00:07:55,518 --> 00:07:59,609 savoring the last few drops of their testosterone. 212 00:08:01,089 --> 00:08:02,482 All right! 213 00:08:02,525 --> 00:08:04,396 I'm kicking the door down! 214 00:08:04,440 --> 00:08:06,486 You couldn't kick down a shower curtain! 215 00:08:06,529 --> 00:08:08,879 Spencer, what the hell? 216 00:08:08,923 --> 00:08:10,577 His TV is keeping me up. 217 00:08:10,620 --> 00:08:13,928 It's my TV, and I'll watch it whenever I like! 218 00:08:13,971 --> 00:08:16,278 Peter, open the door! 219 00:08:16,321 --> 00:08:18,498 Fine. But be warned, 220 00:08:18,541 --> 00:08:21,109 I have a weapon. 221 00:08:22,284 --> 00:08:25,113 Put the walking stick down. 222 00:08:25,156 --> 00:08:27,071 You're lucky she's here. 223 00:08:27,115 --> 00:08:29,030 Yeah, I'mlucky. 224 00:08:29,073 --> 00:08:30,553 What is going on? 225 00:08:30,597 --> 00:08:32,729 I like to fall asleep with my TV on. 226 00:08:32,773 --> 00:08:35,166 But I hear it through the wall. 227 00:08:35,210 --> 00:08:37,168 Okay, okay. Very simple. 228 00:08:37,212 --> 00:08:39,736 Headphones for you. Earplugs for you. 229 00:08:39,780 --> 00:08:42,522 I got a better idea. How about he turns down 230 00:08:42,565 --> 00:08:44,349 his freaking TV? PETER: How about 231 00:08:44,393 --> 00:08:46,917 he sleeps in the parking lot? 232 00:08:46,961 --> 00:08:50,225 How about I take that walking stick and shove it up your... 233 00:08:50,268 --> 00:08:51,922 Buh-buh-buh-buh-buh! 234 00:08:51,966 --> 00:08:55,012 Everybody go back to bed. Peter, 235 00:08:55,056 --> 00:08:56,207 I will bring you some headphones. 236 00:08:56,231 --> 00:08:57,493 But I... No, no, no, no! 237 00:08:57,537 --> 00:08:59,887 Spencer, I will get you some earplugs. 238 00:08:59,930 --> 00:09:02,803 Won't work. I have unusually small earholes. 239 00:09:02,846 --> 00:09:05,022 No, no, no, no! Just go 240 00:09:05,066 --> 00:09:07,024 back to bed! 241 00:09:08,678 --> 00:09:11,812 Hey, Gina. There's a... GINA: No, no, no, no! 242 00:09:15,163 --> 00:09:16,860 What's going on with your hair? 243 00:09:16,904 --> 00:09:19,167 Oh, I put some gel in it. Do you like it? 244 00:09:19,210 --> 00:09:20,211 No. 245 00:09:20,255 --> 00:09:21,996 Hey. 246 00:09:22,039 --> 00:09:23,519 What are you doing here? Oh, hey. 247 00:09:23,563 --> 00:09:25,826 Well, I was, uh, just in the neighborhood, 248 00:09:25,869 --> 00:09:28,089 and I thought maybe we could grab some coffee. 249 00:09:28,132 --> 00:09:29,569 Are you still in your funk? 250 00:09:29,612 --> 00:09:32,093 That's actually progressed to full-blown freak-out. 251 00:09:32,136 --> 00:09:33,616 Let's go talk. 252 00:09:33,660 --> 00:09:36,227 Stupid. Stupid. Oh, hey. Hi. 253 00:09:36,271 --> 00:09:37,968 Everything okay? It will be. 254 00:09:38,012 --> 00:09:40,405 Is there a fire? BERT: Nothing to worry about. 255 00:09:40,449 --> 00:09:42,538 I-I should probably... Yeah, of course. 256 00:09:42,582 --> 00:09:44,279 Go. Go. 257 00:09:46,847 --> 00:09:48,631 Hey, you got a minute? 258 00:09:48,675 --> 00:09:50,981 I could really use a friend to talk to. 259 00:09:51,025 --> 00:09:52,243 We're friends? 260 00:09:52,287 --> 00:09:54,376 Gabby. Of course we are. 261 00:09:54,419 --> 00:09:56,596 What's my last name? 262 00:09:57,379 --> 00:09:59,120 Okay, talk to you later. 263 00:10:03,167 --> 00:10:05,300 What is going on in here? 264 00:10:05,343 --> 00:10:06,910 Grease fire. 265 00:10:06,954 --> 00:10:08,085 Happens all the time. 266 00:10:08,129 --> 00:10:09,913 Lucky I had this in my car. 267 00:10:09,957 --> 00:10:12,002 Why didn't we have one in the kitchen? 268 00:10:12,046 --> 00:10:14,265 'Cause I put it in my car. 269 00:10:14,309 --> 00:10:16,746 What? Why would you... Oh, never mind. 270 00:10:16,790 --> 00:10:18,835 Bert, I-I am sorry. 271 00:10:18,879 --> 00:10:22,143 I gave you a chance, but the food is still bad. 272 00:10:22,186 --> 00:10:24,972 You're setting fires, probably 'cause you're drunk. 273 00:10:25,015 --> 00:10:26,800 So... 274 00:10:27,801 --> 00:10:29,193 So what? 275 00:10:29,237 --> 00:10:31,935 I think you know. 276 00:10:31,979 --> 00:10:33,154 I really don't. 277 00:10:33,197 --> 00:10:36,287 You do. You absolutely do. 278 00:10:36,331 --> 00:10:38,594 You're firing me? 279 00:10:39,377 --> 00:10:40,683 I'm saying... 280 00:10:40,727 --> 00:10:43,381 regarding your employment status... 281 00:10:44,121 --> 00:10:45,993 in this particular job, 282 00:10:46,036 --> 00:10:48,648 that's no more. 283 00:10:49,387 --> 00:10:51,389 So you're firing me. 284 00:10:51,433 --> 00:10:52,913 Your words. 285 00:10:52,956 --> 00:10:55,916 But not an inaccurate description of... 286 00:10:55,959 --> 00:10:58,266 your status. 287 00:10:58,309 --> 00:11:01,138 Say it. Say you're firing me. 288 00:11:01,182 --> 00:11:03,358 Oh, Bert, I'm-I'm really... 289 00:11:03,401 --> 00:11:05,708 I'm really sorry that I have to do this. 290 00:11:05,752 --> 00:11:06,840 Say it. 291 00:11:06,883 --> 00:11:08,102 You're fired! 292 00:11:08,145 --> 00:11:09,514 You're fired! You're fired! You're fired! 293 00:11:09,538 --> 00:11:10,820 You're fired! You're fired! You're fired! 294 00:11:10,844 --> 00:11:12,236 You're fired! 295 00:11:12,280 --> 00:11:14,674 Fired! You're fired. 296 00:11:15,457 --> 00:11:17,502 Seriously? 297 00:11:17,546 --> 00:11:18,852 Why? 298 00:11:25,032 --> 00:11:26,337 Oh, this is ridiculous. 299 00:11:26,381 --> 00:11:29,036 Who makes French toast with rye bread? 300 00:11:29,079 --> 00:11:31,516 Thank God I'm getting out of this place. JERRY: Oh, 301 00:11:31,560 --> 00:11:32,996 you're moving in with your son? 302 00:11:33,040 --> 00:11:34,998 Yes. I'm going over there for dinner tonight. 303 00:11:35,042 --> 00:11:38,175 It's a sort of welcome home celebration for Glam-ma. 304 00:11:38,219 --> 00:11:39,524 Glam-ma? 305 00:11:39,568 --> 00:11:42,310 "Grandma" for women who are still doable. 306 00:11:44,051 --> 00:11:46,009 Hey, Harry. 307 00:11:46,053 --> 00:11:47,663 Mm. 308 00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:48,751 How's your day going? 309 00:11:48,795 --> 00:11:51,319 Living the dream. DREW: Mm. 310 00:11:51,362 --> 00:11:54,017 Good for you. 'Cause some days, 311 00:11:54,061 --> 00:11:56,193 it feels like you're drowning in the ocean, 312 00:11:56,237 --> 00:12:00,371 praying for a boat to come along and throw you a lifeline. Hmm. 313 00:12:04,419 --> 00:12:06,769 Yeah. 314 00:12:06,813 --> 00:12:09,946 Everybody gets their turn in the barrel, but when it's you, 315 00:12:09,990 --> 00:12:12,601 all you can hope for is somebody to talk to. 316 00:12:12,644 --> 00:12:15,909 You know? Somebody who cares. 317 00:12:18,085 --> 00:12:21,392 Yeah, see, for me, I thought it might be Gina, 318 00:12:21,436 --> 00:12:23,046 but she's got this place to worry about, 319 00:12:23,090 --> 00:12:26,658 so stick a pin in that donkey, I guess. 320 00:12:29,357 --> 00:12:31,533 Okay, let me put it to you this way. 321 00:12:32,316 --> 00:12:34,362 Help me. 322 00:12:34,405 --> 00:12:37,234 Drew, if you're not happy with your life, 323 00:12:37,278 --> 00:12:39,062 do something about it. 324 00:12:39,106 --> 00:12:41,456 Yeah, see, I just don't know what that might be. 325 00:12:41,499 --> 00:12:43,066 It doesn't matter. 326 00:12:43,110 --> 00:12:44,807 Just got to stop thinking. 327 00:12:44,851 --> 00:12:46,374 You got to do. 328 00:12:46,417 --> 00:12:49,072 Well, that is food for thought. 329 00:12:49,116 --> 00:12:50,813 Are you not listening? 330 00:12:50,857 --> 00:12:54,425 I just told you, no thinking. Do. 331 00:12:54,469 --> 00:12:55,775 No, I-I get it. 332 00:12:57,689 --> 00:12:59,126 You're thinking, aren't you? 333 00:12:59,169 --> 00:13:02,085 Oh, yeah. Like a thousand screaming monkeys in here. 334 00:13:06,307 --> 00:13:08,004 What are you doing? 335 00:13:08,048 --> 00:13:10,572 Having breakfast. Is that a problem? 336 00:13:10,615 --> 00:13:13,183 Move away from me. 337 00:13:13,227 --> 00:13:15,664 Youmove away from me. 338 00:13:15,707 --> 00:13:18,145 Don't make me ask you again. 339 00:13:18,188 --> 00:13:21,104 Oh, does this bother you? 340 00:13:21,148 --> 00:13:22,540 No. 341 00:13:22,584 --> 00:13:24,325 Does this bother you? 342 00:13:27,676 --> 00:13:30,505 What the hell?! 343 00:13:30,548 --> 00:13:34,465 Be prepared, there's more where that came from! 344 00:13:37,904 --> 00:13:39,819 You okay? 345 00:13:40,602 --> 00:13:42,299 I fired Bert. 346 00:13:42,343 --> 00:13:43,779 You really did it? 347 00:13:43,823 --> 00:13:45,825 Hard to believe, right? 348 00:13:45,868 --> 00:13:49,437 Two weeks ago, I was driving the van and making beds, 349 00:13:49,480 --> 00:13:53,136 and now I'm ruining a man's life and destroying his family. 350 00:13:53,180 --> 00:13:56,139 The only thing his daughter is getting for Christmas 351 00:13:56,183 --> 00:13:58,925 is scoliosis. 352 00:13:59,708 --> 00:14:01,405 Okay, that's a little much. 353 00:14:01,449 --> 00:14:03,407 But you do paint a picture. 354 00:14:04,191 --> 00:14:07,150 I was just trying to do the right thing for everybody. 355 00:14:07,194 --> 00:14:09,587 You did. You're a hero. 356 00:14:09,631 --> 00:14:11,851 You think so? Absolutely. 357 00:14:11,894 --> 00:14:12,852 Thanks. 358 00:14:12,895 --> 00:14:14,636 So, who'd you hire to replace him? 359 00:14:15,419 --> 00:14:17,508 What? 360 00:14:17,552 --> 00:14:18,901 Lunch is in two hours. 361 00:14:18,945 --> 00:14:22,035 You have 25 senior citizens expecting to eat. 362 00:14:22,905 --> 00:14:25,386 I didn't think of that. 363 00:14:26,126 --> 00:14:31,044 From hero to zero, just like that. 364 00:14:32,697 --> 00:14:36,005 Hey! It's Food Court Friday! 365 00:14:36,049 --> 00:14:37,354 Who wants pizza? 366 00:14:37,398 --> 00:14:40,662 Who wants Chinese? Who wants hot dogs on a stick? 367 00:14:44,840 --> 00:14:47,799 Hey. Got a minute for your P. Daddy? 368 00:14:47,843 --> 00:14:48,670 My what? 369 00:14:48,713 --> 00:14:50,367 Oh, it's a play on P. Diddy. 370 00:14:50,411 --> 00:14:51,499 What is that? 371 00:14:51,542 --> 00:14:53,457 Never mind. 372 00:14:54,241 --> 00:14:55,546 Homework? Yeah. 373 00:14:55,590 --> 00:14:59,202 Never fun. And it's, like, every day. 374 00:14:59,246 --> 00:15:00,377 Yeah. 375 00:15:00,421 --> 00:15:01,857 Hey, uh, did you hear 376 00:15:01,901 --> 00:15:03,206 Pink changed her hair to blue? 377 00:15:03,250 --> 00:15:06,166 What's next, Taylor Swift becomes Taylor Slow? 378 00:15:06,209 --> 00:15:07,384 What do you want, Dad? 379 00:15:07,428 --> 00:15:09,560 Yeah, busted. Okay. 380 00:15:09,604 --> 00:15:12,607 Look, I am here on a mission. 381 00:15:12,650 --> 00:15:15,349 How would you feel about taking 382 00:15:15,392 --> 00:15:19,657 a father-daughter road trip across our great land? 383 00:15:19,701 --> 00:15:21,746 A road trip? Yeah. 384 00:15:21,790 --> 00:15:22,985 Think of all the stuff we'll see. 385 00:15:23,009 --> 00:15:24,793 Majestic mountains, raging rivers, 386 00:15:24,836 --> 00:15:26,926 giant balls of twine. 387 00:15:26,969 --> 00:15:28,188 Pass. 388 00:15:28,231 --> 00:15:29,580 Come on. It'll be fun. 389 00:15:29,624 --> 00:15:30,668 Crikey, mate, 390 00:15:30,712 --> 00:15:32,627 we're going on an adventure. 391 00:15:33,410 --> 00:15:34,977 Are you dying again? 392 00:15:35,021 --> 00:15:37,501 No. No, I have a clean bill of health. 393 00:15:37,545 --> 00:15:39,590 I just want to take advantage of it. 394 00:15:39,634 --> 00:15:41,331 What happened with you and Gina? 395 00:15:41,375 --> 00:15:42,811 I thought you were going for it. 396 00:15:42,854 --> 00:15:44,856 Maybe down the road. 397 00:15:44,900 --> 00:15:47,511 Right now, she's focusing on work, 398 00:15:47,555 --> 00:15:51,428 and I am focusing all my attention on you. 399 00:15:51,472 --> 00:15:53,953 Boop. 400 00:15:54,779 --> 00:15:57,173 So, what do you say? 401 00:15:57,217 --> 00:15:58,783 Let's hit the road. 402 00:15:58,827 --> 00:16:00,524 You know, I've been to a lot of places, 403 00:16:00,568 --> 00:16:02,787 but I've never been to me. 404 00:16:02,831 --> 00:16:06,095 Look, Dad, when you got sick, I worried about you 405 00:16:06,139 --> 00:16:07,531 all the time. 406 00:16:07,575 --> 00:16:11,100 But now you're better, so... 407 00:16:11,144 --> 00:16:14,103 So you want to go back to being a regular teenager 408 00:16:14,147 --> 00:16:15,844 who doesn't have time for her father? 409 00:16:15,887 --> 00:16:17,150 That would be so great. 410 00:16:20,675 --> 00:16:23,069 Hello, fellow night owl. 411 00:16:23,112 --> 00:16:24,984 Hi, Jerry. 412 00:16:25,767 --> 00:16:29,031 So, uh, what you drinking? 413 00:16:29,075 --> 00:16:30,119 Vodka. 414 00:16:30,163 --> 00:16:32,339 And? Vodka. 415 00:16:32,382 --> 00:16:34,210 Not fooling around.No. 416 00:16:34,254 --> 00:16:36,821 I'm guessing things didn't go well with your son. 417 00:16:36,865 --> 00:16:39,128 He said he had to choose his marriage over me. 418 00:16:39,172 --> 00:16:42,001 Wives and mothers. It's a tricky dance. 419 00:16:42,044 --> 00:16:43,132 I let him live in my body, 420 00:16:43,176 --> 00:16:45,004 he can't let me live in his basement? 421 00:16:45,874 --> 00:16:48,137 Well, I'm sure he still loves you. 422 00:16:48,181 --> 00:16:49,573 I know. 423 00:16:49,617 --> 00:16:51,508 That's why I'm gonna make Christmas a living hell 424 00:16:51,532 --> 00:16:53,055 for all of them. 425 00:16:54,970 --> 00:16:57,538 Well, not to be selfish, 426 00:16:57,581 --> 00:16:59,670 but I'm glad you're not leaving. 427 00:16:59,714 --> 00:17:01,716 I'd miss you. 428 00:17:01,759 --> 00:17:04,284 That's very sweet. 429 00:17:05,285 --> 00:17:08,549 If you're going to try to kiss me, this is not the right time. 430 00:17:08,592 --> 00:17:10,029 Oh, no, I wasn't.I'm not saying 431 00:17:10,072 --> 00:17:12,509 I'm not interested. It's just not the right time. 432 00:17:12,553 --> 00:17:14,250 I promise you 433 00:17:14,294 --> 00:17:15,947 I wasn't thinking that. 434 00:17:15,991 --> 00:17:19,821 Oh, Jerry, your nose isn't the only thing that's growing. 435 00:17:23,694 --> 00:17:25,218 I told you, I don't have it. 436 00:17:25,261 --> 00:17:28,482 So my remote just sprouted legs 437 00:17:28,525 --> 00:17:30,527 and walked out of my room? Hey, 438 00:17:30,571 --> 00:17:32,312 I was a cop. I don't steal. 439 00:17:32,355 --> 00:17:35,967 Although there's no law against hiding stuff. 440 00:17:37,099 --> 00:17:38,622 Can I have your attention, everybody? 441 00:17:38,666 --> 00:17:41,495 Hello? Thank you. 442 00:17:41,538 --> 00:17:43,192 It is my pleasure to announce 443 00:17:43,236 --> 00:17:46,108 that we have filled the chef position. 444 00:17:46,152 --> 00:17:49,068 All right! Good for you. 445 00:17:49,111 --> 00:17:50,939 Hello. 446 00:17:52,332 --> 00:17:54,116 It's the same idiot. 447 00:17:54,160 --> 00:17:57,902 How senile do you think we are? 448 00:17:57,946 --> 00:18:01,123 Harry, throw your shoe at him. GINA: Hold on. 449 00:18:01,167 --> 00:18:02,472 Hold on. 450 00:18:02,516 --> 00:18:04,866 As you all know, I bought this place 451 00:18:04,909 --> 00:18:06,520 to make everybody's lives better, 452 00:18:06,563 --> 00:18:09,566 but what you don't know is 453 00:18:09,610 --> 00:18:11,873 that includes the staff. 454 00:18:11,916 --> 00:18:13,918 Nobody's getting fired. 455 00:18:13,962 --> 00:18:16,791 This is absurd. The man's cooking's an abomination! 456 00:18:16,834 --> 00:18:19,098 Kills me to say so, but Peter's right. 457 00:18:19,141 --> 00:18:20,925 Why, thank you, Spencer. 458 00:18:20,969 --> 00:18:23,537 And your remote's in a baggie in your toilet tank. 459 00:18:23,580 --> 00:18:26,409 Oh, very clever. 460 00:18:26,453 --> 00:18:29,412 Bert, why don't you tell them what you just told me. 461 00:18:29,456 --> 00:18:32,067 Oh, that if it meant not getting fired, I would suck... 462 00:18:32,111 --> 00:18:33,677 No. 463 00:18:35,897 --> 00:18:36,941 The other thing. 464 00:18:36,985 --> 00:18:38,595 Oh, right. I pledged to Gina 465 00:18:38,639 --> 00:18:41,424 that there will be no more drinking on the job. 466 00:18:41,468 --> 00:18:43,818 Or? LSD. 467 00:18:43,861 --> 00:18:45,341 Continue. 468 00:18:45,385 --> 00:18:49,302 Ramon the dishwasher will no longer cook lunch 469 00:18:49,345 --> 00:18:52,435 while I bang my girlfriend in one of your rooms. 470 00:18:53,523 --> 00:18:56,831 I thought you were married.Sometimes. It's complicated. 471 00:18:58,049 --> 00:19:00,095 But most important, I really do love my job, 472 00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:02,663 and I'm asking you all for another chance. 473 00:19:02,706 --> 00:19:04,621 Whose room did you use? 474 00:19:04,665 --> 00:19:07,363 We switch it up. You know, keep it fresh. 475 00:19:08,364 --> 00:19:09,409 So, 476 00:19:09,452 --> 00:19:11,324 what do you say? 477 00:19:11,367 --> 00:19:13,195 Oh. 478 00:19:13,239 --> 00:19:14,153 Just-just go. 479 00:19:14,196 --> 00:19:16,720 Cook something. They're hangry. 480 00:19:22,291 --> 00:19:23,834 Okay, I got one more, and it's a good one. 481 00:19:23,858 --> 00:19:25,468 Mm-hmm. Know what they called 482 00:19:25,512 --> 00:19:28,645 Post Malone before he became a rapper? No. 483 00:19:28,689 --> 00:19:30,865 Pre Malone. 484 00:19:30,908 --> 00:19:33,346 This is why I don't invite friends over. 485 00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:51,320 What's with the sign? 486 00:19:51,364 --> 00:19:55,368 Well, I decided to stop thinking and just do.