1 00:00:38,538 --> 00:00:40,165 You know, I still don't know how I feel about you guys 2 00:00:40,248 --> 00:00:41,332 coming to the cabin. 3 00:00:41,416 --> 00:00:43,877 I guess if you're dead set on it... 4 00:00:43,960 --> 00:00:44,794 Dead set? 5 00:00:44,878 --> 00:00:46,379 Uh, let's say "live" set. 6 00:00:46,463 --> 00:00:47,505 Keep it upbeat. 7 00:00:47,589 --> 00:00:48,965 Exactly. 8 00:00:49,048 --> 00:00:50,842 We're not leaving a trail of blood and guts behind us, 9 00:00:50,925 --> 00:00:53,887 we're keeping Michigan moist. 10 00:00:53,970 --> 00:00:55,764 We're coming to this cabin with you. 11 00:00:55,847 --> 00:00:56,765 We're basically family now. 12 00:00:56,848 --> 00:00:58,308 I know. That's the problem. 13 00:00:58,391 --> 00:01:00,977 Everyone I have feelings for dies there, 14 00:01:01,061 --> 00:01:02,687 but you're adults. 15 00:01:02,771 --> 00:01:05,023 We'll go see Lem, get some big boy toys, 16 00:01:05,106 --> 00:01:06,316 -go to the cabin. -Good. 17 00:01:06,399 --> 00:01:07,650 'Cause anything's better than this. 18 00:01:07,734 --> 00:01:09,194 Don't worry, Annie Oakley, you'll get your gun. 19 00:01:09,277 --> 00:01:10,195 [Kelly laughs] 20 00:01:10,278 --> 00:01:11,571 I want a flamethrower. 21 00:01:11,654 --> 00:01:13,990 -[Pablo chuckling] -I'm serious! 22 00:01:14,074 --> 00:01:15,742 I lost my parents, got possessed. 23 00:01:15,825 --> 00:01:17,243 Flamethrower seems fair. 24 00:01:17,327 --> 00:01:19,412 Yeah, well. You are pretty fiery. 25 00:01:19,496 --> 00:01:20,705 Okay, listen. 26 00:01:20,789 --> 00:01:22,540 Some friendly advice, these militia types 27 00:01:22,624 --> 00:01:23,917 are a little twitchy. 28 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:25,794 Oh, I know these kind of people. 29 00:01:25,877 --> 00:01:26,961 Paranoid rednecks who hit the woods 30 00:01:27,045 --> 00:01:28,838 to play Rambo for the weekend. 31 00:01:28,922 --> 00:01:30,089 Okay, now, easy. 32 00:01:30,173 --> 00:01:31,674 We don't want another Ruby Ridge on our hands. 33 00:01:31,758 --> 00:01:34,511 So just tuck that attitude right into your cleavage, 34 00:01:34,594 --> 00:01:37,138 which I definitely have not ever noticed before. 35 00:01:37,222 --> 00:01:38,306 Wow. 36 00:01:38,389 --> 00:01:40,975 -[man groaning] -[rustling] 37 00:01:41,059 --> 00:01:41,976 [man] Help. 38 00:01:44,145 --> 00:01:46,147 [gasping] Help! 39 00:01:46,231 --> 00:01:47,524 Someone! 40 00:01:49,776 --> 00:01:50,985 Someone. 41 00:01:54,948 --> 00:01:56,241 Someone. 42 00:01:56,324 --> 00:01:57,992 Holy shit! 43 00:02:05,834 --> 00:02:07,961 -[Ash grunts] -He's here. 44 00:02:08,044 --> 00:02:10,004 -Who, who's here? -Him. 45 00:02:10,088 --> 00:02:11,965 He tore the whole place apart. 46 00:02:12,048 --> 00:02:13,550 [Amanda] Okay, you're in shock. 47 00:02:13,633 --> 00:02:15,009 We need to stop the blood flow. 48 00:02:15,093 --> 00:02:16,761 -[man groans] -[Amanda gasps] 49 00:02:16,845 --> 00:02:17,971 Please. 50 00:02:18,054 --> 00:02:19,222 Just kill me. 51 00:02:19,305 --> 00:02:20,932 Easy, pal. We're not gonna kill anybody. 52 00:02:21,015 --> 00:02:23,393 Get you all fixed up. 53 00:02:23,476 --> 00:02:24,853 Okay, first things first-- 54 00:02:24,936 --> 00:02:25,979 -[Crosby] Get away from him! -What? 55 00:02:26,062 --> 00:02:27,272 He's one of those things, isn't he? 56 00:02:27,355 --> 00:02:28,940 He's one of those things! 57 00:02:44,831 --> 00:02:46,207 So, 58 00:02:47,542 --> 00:02:48,626 who the fuck are you guys, 59 00:02:48,710 --> 00:02:50,795 and why are you roaming around my camp? 60 00:02:50,879 --> 00:02:52,964 Uh, first off, apologies. 61 00:02:53,047 --> 00:02:54,299 [chuckles] I guess we caught you guys 62 00:02:54,382 --> 00:02:56,426 at something of an inconvenient time. 63 00:02:56,509 --> 00:02:57,719 We're just looking for Lem. 64 00:02:57,802 --> 00:02:59,679 He said he could help us out. 65 00:02:59,762 --> 00:03:01,180 -You know Lem? -Oh, I know Lem. 66 00:03:01,264 --> 00:03:02,682 Yeah, he's a good friend of mine. 67 00:03:02,765 --> 00:03:05,059 I just saw him at the diner. He invited us here. 68 00:03:05,143 --> 00:03:07,729 I've met you before. 69 00:03:07,812 --> 00:03:08,730 Where you from? 70 00:03:08,813 --> 00:03:10,940 Me? Nowhere near here. 71 00:03:11,024 --> 00:03:12,108 -[banging] -Fuck! 72 00:03:12,191 --> 00:03:13,192 -[Deadite groaning] -Where is he? 73 00:03:13,276 --> 00:03:14,485 -Fuck! -[man] The roof! 74 00:03:14,569 --> 00:03:16,321 He's back! 75 00:03:16,404 --> 00:03:18,823 Uh, who's "he"? 76 00:03:18,907 --> 00:03:20,116 Lem. 77 00:03:20,199 --> 00:03:21,910 "Lem" Lem? 78 00:03:21,993 --> 00:03:25,622 He got back to the camp, about an hour ago. 79 00:03:25,705 --> 00:03:28,333 At first, I thought he was drinking again, 80 00:03:28,416 --> 00:03:29,667 but then he started 81 00:03:29,751 --> 00:03:31,210 tearing people apart. 82 00:03:31,294 --> 00:03:32,462 Oh, boy. 83 00:03:32,545 --> 00:03:33,796 [Austin] His eyes were all white and crazy. 84 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:35,298 Looked like a fucking monster. 85 00:03:35,381 --> 00:03:37,050 Oh, of course he did. 86 00:03:37,133 --> 00:03:38,801 [banging] 87 00:03:38,885 --> 00:03:41,095 [Delmont] Keep your weapons trained on the roof! 88 00:03:42,013 --> 00:03:43,389 We gotta get the hell out of here. 89 00:03:43,473 --> 00:03:45,642 I wouldn't be roaming around anywhere if I were you. 90 00:03:45,725 --> 00:03:47,185 What the hell do you know? 91 00:03:47,268 --> 00:03:49,479 Let me dumb it down for you. 92 00:03:49,562 --> 00:03:51,481 What's out there knows that you're alive, 93 00:03:51,564 --> 00:03:54,275 and it wants you to be un-alive. 94 00:03:54,359 --> 00:03:55,693 -[banging] -[Crosby gasps] 95 00:03:58,988 --> 00:04:02,533 I know exactly what we're dealing with. 96 00:04:02,617 --> 00:04:04,535 Big Brother put a virus in our air supply. 97 00:04:04,619 --> 00:04:06,537 Turned Lem into some sort of mummy! 98 00:04:06,621 --> 00:04:07,664 Well, that's a new one. 99 00:04:07,747 --> 00:04:09,290 Yeah, yeah, but we were ready for it. 100 00:04:09,374 --> 00:04:11,501 Were you? Okay. Wow. 101 00:04:11,584 --> 00:04:13,086 You guys are survivalists. 102 00:04:13,169 --> 00:04:14,545 Here's how you survive. 103 00:04:14,629 --> 00:04:17,382 Give us our weapons back, and get the fuck out of our way. 104 00:04:17,465 --> 00:04:20,093 -[banging] -[Lem] I'm gonna get you! 105 00:04:20,176 --> 00:04:21,928 Oh, why don't you come out, 106 00:04:22,011 --> 00:04:24,013 you motherfucking piece of shit? 107 00:04:24,180 --> 00:04:26,975 Come on, I'll kill you myself! 108 00:04:27,058 --> 00:04:29,227 Probably not the best idea, Kel. 109 00:04:31,187 --> 00:04:32,647 [banging stops] 110 00:04:32,730 --> 00:04:35,483 Yeah, that's what I thought. 111 00:04:37,110 --> 00:04:38,528 That's how I know you. 112 00:04:38,611 --> 00:04:41,197 You was at the lockup when I was tossed in a few years ago! 113 00:04:41,281 --> 00:04:42,865 She's a cop! 114 00:04:43,032 --> 00:04:46,286 So who the fuck are you guys really, huh? 115 00:04:47,578 --> 00:04:49,455 You the government? 116 00:04:49,539 --> 00:04:51,708 You were the last people to see Lem. 117 00:04:53,042 --> 00:04:54,711 What are you, huh? 118 00:04:54,794 --> 00:04:57,380 Checking in to see if your little experiment worked? 119 00:04:57,463 --> 00:04:59,132 What did you do to him? You tell me! 120 00:04:59,215 --> 00:05:01,134 -What did you do to Lem? -Back off. 121 00:05:01,217 --> 00:05:02,468 [Lance] Watch your six! 122 00:05:07,307 --> 00:05:09,100 [wind howling] 123 00:05:19,193 --> 00:05:20,903 I would stay away from there if I were you. 124 00:05:20,987 --> 00:05:23,489 No looking for your input, tough guy. 125 00:05:33,416 --> 00:05:36,252 [crickets chirping] 126 00:05:36,335 --> 00:05:39,213 See? 127 00:05:39,297 --> 00:05:40,256 -It's-- -[Lem growling] 128 00:05:40,339 --> 00:05:42,091 -[Lance screaming] -Lance! 129 00:05:42,175 --> 00:05:43,468 Lance! 130 00:05:43,551 --> 00:05:46,262 -No, you motherfucker! -[yelling] 131 00:05:47,555 --> 00:05:50,183 We need to get the fuck out of here! 132 00:05:56,939 --> 00:05:58,691 You ain't going nowhere. 133 00:06:01,360 --> 00:06:03,237 [Amanda and Ash grunting] 134 00:06:05,990 --> 00:06:07,158 [Crosby] Enjoy! 135 00:06:07,241 --> 00:06:09,660 Maybe your old friend Lem will find you down there. 136 00:06:11,871 --> 00:06:13,331 [door slamming and locking] 137 00:06:13,414 --> 00:06:14,499 [groaning] 138 00:06:14,582 --> 00:06:15,833 [Amanda] What was that? 139 00:06:15,917 --> 00:06:16,959 [Ash] You know what that was. 140 00:06:17,043 --> 00:06:18,503 There's two more we gotta get! 141 00:06:18,586 --> 00:06:19,837 Let's load up and go! 142 00:06:19,921 --> 00:06:21,714 Let's move it out! 143 00:06:21,798 --> 00:06:22,840 [whispers] Shit. 144 00:06:22,924 --> 00:06:24,258 [man] Yeah! 145 00:06:24,342 --> 00:06:26,385 We've got to figure out a way to get them out of there. 146 00:06:28,763 --> 00:06:29,972 [engine revving] 147 00:06:30,056 --> 00:06:31,557 -[man] Over there! -Come on. 148 00:06:31,641 --> 00:06:33,017 -I see them, I see them! -Let's move. 149 00:06:33,101 --> 00:06:34,727 Shit. Let's go. Shh, shh, shh, shh. 150 00:06:35,895 --> 00:06:37,063 [Amanda] Whoa, watch it. 151 00:06:37,146 --> 00:06:38,439 [Ash] Hold on, I'm trying something here. 152 00:06:38,523 --> 00:06:39,774 Hey. 153 00:06:39,857 --> 00:06:41,275 [Ash laughing] 154 00:06:41,359 --> 00:06:42,568 It works! 155 00:06:43,277 --> 00:06:45,196 You think there's another exit door? 156 00:06:45,279 --> 00:06:48,074 Uh, no, but I'll say "yes" just to keep hope alive. 157 00:06:48,157 --> 00:06:50,118 -Let's check it out. -[Amanda groaning] 158 00:06:59,627 --> 00:07:04,132 Oh, a week ago, I was having a burger with my partner, 159 00:07:04,215 --> 00:07:07,385 and now, everything is upside down. 160 00:07:07,468 --> 00:07:10,054 Ah, took me a long time to get my head around it, too, 161 00:07:10,138 --> 00:07:11,472 but you're seeing the world as it really is, 162 00:07:11,556 --> 00:07:13,349 so that's good. 163 00:07:13,474 --> 00:07:14,600 Doesn't feel good. 164 00:07:14,684 --> 00:07:16,310 Oh, most people go through life 165 00:07:16,394 --> 00:07:17,687 thinking they're totally safe. 166 00:07:17,770 --> 00:07:19,689 People like us know the truth. 167 00:07:19,772 --> 00:07:21,107 Life is hard and dangerous, 168 00:07:21,190 --> 00:07:22,567 and sometimes you just gotta chop off 169 00:07:22,650 --> 00:07:24,402 somebody's head to survive. 170 00:07:24,485 --> 00:07:26,362 [laughs] I guess. 171 00:07:26,446 --> 00:07:27,738 I guess that's true. 172 00:07:27,822 --> 00:07:29,740 But, hey, this ain't so bad. 173 00:07:29,824 --> 00:07:31,325 Get to spend some quality time, 174 00:07:31,409 --> 00:07:32,952 like you've been dreaming about. 175 00:07:33,035 --> 00:07:35,538 You think this is the right time for hitting on me? 176 00:07:35,621 --> 00:07:36,998 [laughing] There's no bad time. 177 00:07:37,081 --> 00:07:39,083 -I'm old school, baby. -Oh, you're old something. 178 00:07:39,333 --> 00:07:40,251 -[banging] -[Amanda gasps] 179 00:07:45,465 --> 00:07:49,343 Hey, I'm sorry I misread you. 180 00:07:49,427 --> 00:07:51,429 The woman I was with, she told me that 181 00:07:51,512 --> 00:07:53,639 she thought that you were the one making those... 182 00:07:53,723 --> 00:07:54,682 Those things. 183 00:07:54,765 --> 00:07:56,225 Who's this woman? 184 00:07:57,268 --> 00:07:58,936 Her name was Ruby. 185 00:07:59,020 --> 00:08:00,271 [wind howling] 186 00:08:00,354 --> 00:08:02,690 She was a lot like you actually. 187 00:08:02,815 --> 00:08:05,735 She spent her whole life fighting those freaks, 188 00:08:07,570 --> 00:08:09,238 but it finally caught up to her. 189 00:08:12,742 --> 00:08:14,410 Just a normal person, 190 00:08:14,494 --> 00:08:16,871 got tangled up into something that was so much bigger, 191 00:08:18,956 --> 00:08:20,541 something beyond her control. 192 00:08:32,887 --> 00:08:35,348 I will always be thankful she was honest with me. 193 00:08:37,308 --> 00:08:40,478 She taught me there is more out there 194 00:08:40,645 --> 00:08:41,896 than any of us realize. 195 00:08:41,979 --> 00:08:43,898 -[Lem growling] -[banging] 196 00:08:43,981 --> 00:08:44,941 What was that? 197 00:08:56,827 --> 00:08:57,954 -[thumping] -[Amanda gasps] 198 00:09:06,754 --> 00:09:08,381 [growling] 199 00:09:09,090 --> 00:09:11,676 [man] Dangerous. Order is, on sight! 200 00:09:11,759 --> 00:09:13,094 [chattering on radio] 201 00:09:14,971 --> 00:09:16,347 [men chattering] 202 00:09:18,057 --> 00:09:19,058 [Kelly, whispering] Fuck. 203 00:09:19,141 --> 00:09:20,810 We'll be okay. 204 00:09:20,893 --> 00:09:22,520 [shouting] Get out here! Go, go! 205 00:09:40,246 --> 00:09:42,873 -Hello, Ash. -[Amanda gasps] 206 00:09:42,957 --> 00:09:44,375 Good to see you again. 207 00:09:44,458 --> 00:09:47,003 Wish I could say the same, Lem. 208 00:09:47,086 --> 00:09:50,464 You never wanted to drink with me, Ash. 209 00:09:50,548 --> 00:09:53,175 You said I was a bad drunk, 210 00:09:53,259 --> 00:09:55,344 that I liked the firewater. 211 00:09:55,428 --> 00:09:57,388 That's before I knew it was racist. 212 00:09:57,471 --> 00:09:59,098 That was a long time ago. 213 00:09:59,181 --> 00:10:03,144 Well, maybe you'll drink with me now. 214 00:10:04,478 --> 00:10:05,938 -What the hell was that? -Ah, no big deal. 215 00:10:06,022 --> 00:10:08,733 Just a little kerosene. 216 00:10:08,816 --> 00:10:10,568 -Hey, Lem, don't... Don't-- -Cheers! 217 00:10:10,651 --> 00:10:11,902 -Oh! -Jesus. 218 00:10:11,986 --> 00:10:14,071 [Lem growling] 219 00:10:14,155 --> 00:10:16,824 I'm coming to get you! 220 00:10:24,165 --> 00:10:26,083 Where did you go? 221 00:10:31,130 --> 00:10:33,215 How'd you pick flamethrower so easily? 222 00:10:33,299 --> 00:10:35,760 [whispering] What? 223 00:10:35,843 --> 00:10:37,470 Earlier, you said you wanted a flamethrower. 224 00:10:37,553 --> 00:10:39,347 Just like that. 225 00:10:39,430 --> 00:10:42,975 Man, it's like you know exactly who you are. 226 00:10:43,059 --> 00:10:44,727 Are you having a meltdown? 227 00:10:45,561 --> 00:10:46,562 What? 228 00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:47,855 No. 229 00:10:47,938 --> 00:10:49,815 Um, it's just... 230 00:10:52,652 --> 00:10:53,736 Who am I? 231 00:10:55,821 --> 00:10:57,531 Who are you? 232 00:10:57,615 --> 00:11:01,160 Uh, you are a good friend, 233 00:11:01,327 --> 00:11:03,788 -someone who makes more-- -What, no. 234 00:11:03,871 --> 00:11:04,789 What I'm asking is, 235 00:11:04,872 --> 00:11:06,916 like, am I like an axe guy 236 00:11:06,999 --> 00:11:09,794 or somebody who uses a crossbow? 237 00:11:09,877 --> 00:11:11,921 Maybe I'm a Taser kind of guy, 238 00:11:12,004 --> 00:11:13,756 or, I don't know, 239 00:11:13,839 --> 00:11:16,008 a rusty chain? 240 00:11:16,550 --> 00:11:19,303 You know, I used a gun at the diner, 241 00:11:19,387 --> 00:11:20,513 felt kind of small. 242 00:11:20,930 --> 00:11:21,972 You know what? 243 00:11:22,056 --> 00:11:24,016 I'm glad that being trapped in the woods, 244 00:11:24,100 --> 00:11:26,394 hunted by an insane militia, 245 00:11:26,477 --> 00:11:28,354 made you ask the big life questions. 246 00:11:28,437 --> 00:11:29,772 [Pablo laughing] 247 00:11:31,690 --> 00:11:32,733 Yeah, me, too. 248 00:11:32,817 --> 00:11:34,068 -[engine revving] -[chattering on radio] 249 00:11:34,151 --> 00:11:35,319 Shh, shh, shh. 250 00:11:40,199 --> 00:11:43,244 I wish I had my rusty chain, yo. 251 00:11:43,327 --> 00:11:44,829 No. 252 00:11:44,912 --> 00:11:47,540 -Keep trying. -Damn. 253 00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:49,750 [Lem] Ash. 254 00:11:49,834 --> 00:11:52,711 [growling] 255 00:11:55,214 --> 00:11:56,674 Ash! 256 00:12:00,136 --> 00:12:01,429 [Austin] Meet you by the creek. 257 00:12:02,054 --> 00:12:03,973 -Look, they separated. -[Delmont] Austin! 258 00:12:04,056 --> 00:12:05,850 -That's good. That's good. -[Delmont] Hey, Austin. 259 00:12:05,933 --> 00:12:09,019 [whispering] Hey, all we need is one gun. 260 00:12:10,896 --> 00:12:12,481 [growls] 261 00:12:12,565 --> 00:12:13,691 [Lem] Fuck! 262 00:12:16,026 --> 00:12:17,486 Ash! 263 00:12:17,570 --> 00:12:21,657 The more you hide, the more I'll make you suffer! 264 00:12:21,740 --> 00:12:24,201 So go on and hide! 265 00:12:35,087 --> 00:12:36,672 -[Kelly gasps] -[laughs] 266 00:12:37,047 --> 00:12:38,048 I got one! 267 00:12:38,132 --> 00:12:39,133 Shit! 268 00:12:39,216 --> 00:12:41,218 [both panting] 269 00:12:41,302 --> 00:12:42,219 [grunts] 270 00:12:42,303 --> 00:12:43,762 -Come on, come on. -No, please. 271 00:12:43,846 --> 00:12:45,181 -[Kelly gasping] -Come on, come here. 272 00:12:45,264 --> 00:12:46,474 [Kelly] Help! Got you! 273 00:12:46,557 --> 00:12:48,517 [grunting] 274 00:12:48,601 --> 00:12:50,311 [laughing] Yes. 275 00:12:55,858 --> 00:12:56,942 Nice try. 276 00:13:22,259 --> 00:13:23,552 [engine starting] 277 00:13:29,058 --> 00:13:30,309 [tires screeching] 278 00:13:32,269 --> 00:13:33,938 -Get in the back. -[Kelly groaning] 279 00:13:37,191 --> 00:13:38,234 [both grunting] 280 00:13:40,194 --> 00:13:42,279 I'm gonna get you pregnant later. 281 00:13:42,363 --> 00:13:43,822 Won't your sister be jealous of us? 282 00:13:43,906 --> 00:13:45,241 -[chuckling] -[Kelly spits] 283 00:13:48,661 --> 00:13:50,079 Uncle Sam will never outsmart 284 00:13:50,162 --> 00:13:52,081 a couple'a deep woods Michigan boys. 285 00:13:52,164 --> 00:13:54,667 We're not with Uncle Sam, you fucking knob! 286 00:13:54,750 --> 00:13:55,960 We're on the same side. 287 00:13:56,043 --> 00:13:57,294 Save your lies, Hillary. 288 00:13:57,378 --> 00:13:58,712 [Pablo] Hey, you fucking moron. 289 00:13:58,796 --> 00:14:00,673 [Lance cheering] 290 00:14:00,756 --> 00:14:02,383 This has nothing to do with the government. 291 00:14:02,550 --> 00:14:04,009 There is something evil out there! 292 00:14:04,093 --> 00:14:05,719 Oh, I know all about the evil out there. 293 00:14:05,803 --> 00:14:08,222 [Pablo] It's not the government! 294 00:14:08,305 --> 00:14:09,306 Lance? 295 00:14:11,392 --> 00:14:13,185 [growling] It's me! 296 00:14:13,310 --> 00:14:15,145 -[yelling] -Oh, my God! 297 00:14:18,899 --> 00:14:21,110 -[hissing] -[gasping] 298 00:14:21,193 --> 00:14:22,236 [Kelly] Shit! 299 00:14:23,571 --> 00:14:25,322 What the fuck? 300 00:14:25,406 --> 00:14:27,199 [grunting] 301 00:14:27,324 --> 00:14:28,617 Shit! 302 00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:30,160 Pablo! 303 00:14:30,244 --> 00:14:31,787 [Kelly exclaiming] 304 00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:33,789 Pablo, do something! 305 00:14:33,873 --> 00:14:34,999 Pablo! 306 00:14:39,378 --> 00:14:40,629 [Kelly exclaiming] 307 00:14:42,756 --> 00:14:44,592 We're out of time! 308 00:14:44,675 --> 00:14:45,926 Pablo, go! 309 00:14:48,262 --> 00:14:50,055 -Pablo! -[yelling] 310 00:14:50,139 --> 00:14:51,223 [groaning] 311 00:14:51,307 --> 00:14:53,225 Hang on! Shit! 312 00:14:55,102 --> 00:14:56,437 Fuck! 313 00:14:57,313 --> 00:14:58,439 Here we go! 314 00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:00,441 [Kelly yelling] 315 00:15:03,402 --> 00:15:04,904 One! 316 00:15:04,987 --> 00:15:05,946 Two! 317 00:15:06,030 --> 00:15:07,114 Three! 318 00:15:10,034 --> 00:15:13,078 [both panting] 319 00:15:14,163 --> 00:15:16,415 Hey, nice driving. 320 00:15:18,751 --> 00:15:21,378 Oh, thanks. 321 00:15:21,462 --> 00:15:26,425 So, maybe I'm a pick-up truck kind of guy. 322 00:15:26,508 --> 00:15:29,303 [laughing] Yeah, maybe. 323 00:15:29,386 --> 00:15:30,346 Oh. 324 00:15:31,805 --> 00:15:34,016 Oh, hello, handsome. 325 00:15:35,768 --> 00:15:37,645 Okay. 326 00:15:37,728 --> 00:15:40,397 So what's the plan? 327 00:15:40,481 --> 00:15:42,358 You're gonna get that guy's gas mask. 328 00:15:42,441 --> 00:15:43,484 We're gonna ambush these hicks 329 00:15:43,567 --> 00:15:44,610 and save Ash. 330 00:15:44,693 --> 00:15:46,445 Um, uh, that mask? 331 00:15:46,528 --> 00:15:47,696 Yeah, it's the only one around. 332 00:15:47,780 --> 00:15:51,283 Uh... Do you really think I need one? 333 00:15:51,367 --> 00:15:52,576 In order for this plan to work, yeah, 334 00:15:52,660 --> 00:15:55,245 'cause you need to be in disguise. 335 00:15:56,330 --> 00:15:59,124 Look, I'll clean the blood off with my shirt, okay? 336 00:15:59,708 --> 00:16:01,418 Yeah, no, no. I got this. 337 00:16:03,879 --> 00:16:06,215 [sighing] I got this. 338 00:16:06,298 --> 00:16:07,383 Hey. 339 00:16:12,262 --> 00:16:14,098 Pssh, he gone. 340 00:16:14,181 --> 00:16:16,392 All right, just pull it off. Come on. 341 00:16:16,475 --> 00:16:18,644 Look, it's a process, okay? 342 00:16:18,727 --> 00:16:20,104 I'm getting there. 343 00:16:20,187 --> 00:16:22,481 Jeez, you know, I've been through a lot. 344 00:16:26,735 --> 00:16:27,695 [Lance growling] 345 00:16:27,778 --> 00:16:29,154 Oh, shit! Fuck, Kelly! 346 00:16:29,238 --> 00:16:31,615 Oh, kill him now! 347 00:16:31,699 --> 00:16:33,283 [Pablo and Kelly exclaiming] 348 00:16:33,367 --> 00:16:34,451 [yelling] 349 00:16:35,911 --> 00:16:37,287 -Pablo! -[screaming] 350 00:16:37,371 --> 00:16:38,372 Duck! 351 00:16:40,541 --> 00:16:42,793 Oh, shit! Don't shoot me please! 352 00:16:42,876 --> 00:16:44,670 -It's not my fault! -[Pablo shrieking] 353 00:16:50,384 --> 00:16:52,344 Whose fault is it? 354 00:16:53,762 --> 00:16:56,974 It's the gun's fault! 355 00:16:57,057 --> 00:16:59,393 These things are dangerous! 356 00:16:59,476 --> 00:17:01,395 [Pablo screaming] 357 00:17:04,023 --> 00:17:05,024 Ha! 358 00:17:05,107 --> 00:17:07,151 [gasping] Oh, shit! 359 00:17:08,444 --> 00:17:09,486 [Pablo grunting] 360 00:17:14,491 --> 00:17:16,035 [Kelly] Pablo! 361 00:17:19,329 --> 00:17:20,998 You're good to grab that mask now. 362 00:17:29,006 --> 00:17:30,340 [Lem roaring] 363 00:17:31,425 --> 00:17:32,676 [growling] 364 00:17:35,721 --> 00:17:37,347 [Ash] Ooh, whoa, whoa, whoa. 365 00:17:37,431 --> 00:17:39,058 Hey, you see what I see? 366 00:17:39,141 --> 00:17:40,893 [panting] Oh, daylight. 367 00:17:40,976 --> 00:17:42,102 [Ash laughing] 368 00:17:46,607 --> 00:17:48,275 -Crap. -Shit. 369 00:17:48,358 --> 00:17:50,486 Wait a minute. Propane. 370 00:17:51,111 --> 00:17:52,946 We'll just blow the asshole up. 371 00:17:54,323 --> 00:17:55,407 No, we won't. 372 00:17:57,576 --> 00:17:58,577 I've got an idea, 373 00:17:58,827 --> 00:18:00,204 but you're gonna have to follow my lead. 374 00:18:00,287 --> 00:18:02,831 I like a lady who takes charge. 375 00:18:03,957 --> 00:18:04,875 Help! 376 00:18:04,958 --> 00:18:05,876 Help! 377 00:18:05,959 --> 00:18:07,795 That's your idea? 378 00:18:07,878 --> 00:18:09,379 Trust me. 379 00:18:09,463 --> 00:18:10,798 [chain rattling] 380 00:18:10,881 --> 00:18:12,925 Lem, I can't take it! Help me! 381 00:18:13,008 --> 00:18:14,968 Help me, please! 382 00:18:15,052 --> 00:18:16,845 [growling] 383 00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:20,349 Ash! I'm coming to get you! 384 00:18:21,809 --> 00:18:23,060 [snarling] 385 00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:30,109 What happened? 386 00:18:30,192 --> 00:18:31,735 Where the hell is everybody? 387 00:18:33,695 --> 00:18:34,655 Right here, asshole. 388 00:18:34,738 --> 00:18:35,781 [man] What? Oh! 389 00:18:35,864 --> 00:18:37,282 [gun cocks] 390 00:18:37,366 --> 00:18:39,743 One false move, and I will Second Amendment 391 00:18:39,827 --> 00:18:41,995 your brains all over this truck. 392 00:18:47,084 --> 00:18:48,585 [Lem growling] 393 00:18:48,669 --> 00:18:49,795 [chuckling] 394 00:18:49,878 --> 00:18:51,505 Friends. 395 00:19:00,097 --> 00:19:01,265 Let's party. 396 00:19:12,401 --> 00:19:13,485 My brain! 397 00:19:13,569 --> 00:19:15,195 [both grunting] 398 00:19:15,779 --> 00:19:16,864 Good news, Lem. 399 00:19:16,947 --> 00:19:18,031 You won't even know it's gone. 400 00:19:18,115 --> 00:19:20,701 [roaring] 401 00:19:20,784 --> 00:19:21,702 -[Amanda gasping] -Diesel. 402 00:19:21,785 --> 00:19:23,954 Oh, shit. 403 00:19:30,627 --> 00:19:32,713 Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah! 404 00:19:32,796 --> 00:19:33,881 Strike! 405 00:19:37,259 --> 00:19:39,136 -Ruff! -[Amanda giggles] 406 00:19:39,219 --> 00:19:40,470 [Lem grunting] 407 00:19:43,765 --> 00:19:44,766 [Lem snarling] 408 00:19:45,142 --> 00:19:46,101 No! 409 00:19:46,977 --> 00:19:48,187 Shit's about to get real! 410 00:19:49,146 --> 00:19:51,106 [groaning] 411 00:19:58,155 --> 00:20:00,991 [Amanda grunts] 412 00:20:01,074 --> 00:20:02,326 Safety last! 413 00:20:03,702 --> 00:20:04,953 [Ash grunting] 414 00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:08,123 [Ash laughing] 415 00:20:08,207 --> 00:20:09,875 -Well, that was fun. -[Amanda chuckling] 416 00:20:09,958 --> 00:20:11,877 We should get handcuffed together more often. 417 00:20:11,960 --> 00:20:13,879 You wouldn't even know what to do with me. 418 00:20:13,962 --> 00:20:16,006 Oh, honey bunny, I would destroy you 419 00:20:16,089 --> 00:20:17,382 in the best possible way. 420 00:20:17,466 --> 00:20:18,550 Oh. 421 00:20:18,634 --> 00:20:19,843 You know, I was gonna take that propane 422 00:20:19,927 --> 00:20:21,053 and blow the doors off, 423 00:20:21,136 --> 00:20:24,681 but I'll happily blow your doors off first. 424 00:20:24,765 --> 00:20:25,807 Really? 425 00:20:31,605 --> 00:20:32,731 -[Pablo] Ash! -[door opening] 426 00:20:32,814 --> 00:20:34,650 -Fisher! -[Amanda laughing] 427 00:20:34,733 --> 00:20:37,486 [Kelly] Are you alive in there? 428 00:20:37,569 --> 00:20:39,571 -Rain check. -Oh. 429 00:20:43,116 --> 00:20:44,243 -[man grunts] -Shit! 430 00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:51,792 Looks like you guys already went shopping for the good stuff. 431 00:20:51,875 --> 00:20:53,710 Yeah. Fuck a flamethrower. 432 00:20:53,794 --> 00:20:56,004 This guy has got girth. 433 00:20:56,088 --> 00:20:57,589 Oh, yeah. 434 00:20:57,673 --> 00:21:00,217 I think I found my own boomstick. 435 00:21:00,300 --> 00:21:02,261 -[Pablo laughing] -[Kelly gasps] 436 00:21:06,431 --> 00:21:07,641 Jesus, Pablo. 437 00:21:07,724 --> 00:21:09,393 Shit! 438 00:21:09,476 --> 00:21:10,477 My bad. 439 00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:12,271 Uh, yeah. You know what? 440 00:21:12,354 --> 00:21:15,107 I think a gun might be better. 441 00:21:17,651 --> 00:21:19,069 Looks good on you. 442 00:21:25,158 --> 00:21:27,411 Save those cuffs, baby. We'll use them later. 443 00:21:27,494 --> 00:21:29,705 It never turns off with you, does it? 444 00:21:29,788 --> 00:21:32,499 Baby cakes, I don't know how to turn it off. 445 00:21:33,542 --> 00:21:35,127 -[clamoring] -Help, help! 446 00:21:35,210 --> 00:21:36,920 Jesus fucking mother... 447 00:21:37,004 --> 00:21:38,213 Help! Help us! 448 00:21:38,297 --> 00:21:39,381 Help! 449 00:21:39,464 --> 00:21:40,507 Help! 450 00:21:40,590 --> 00:21:42,676 -[growling] -Help, help! 451 00:21:58,150 --> 00:21:59,234 See? 452 00:21:59,318 --> 00:22:02,070 In this war, everybody's on the same side. 453 00:22:02,154 --> 00:22:04,197 Hey, go ahead and cut yourself free. 454 00:22:04,281 --> 00:22:07,117 I'd get as far away from here as possible. 455 00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:09,286 So, uh, we hitting this cabin or what? 456 00:22:09,369 --> 00:22:10,537 'Cause I'm ready to kick some ass. 457 00:22:10,620 --> 00:22:11,830 Yeah, me too. 458 00:22:11,913 --> 00:22:13,081 I feel like we're ready for anything. 459 00:22:13,165 --> 00:22:14,249 Hey. 460 00:22:16,251 --> 00:22:18,754 Just so you know, 461 00:22:18,837 --> 00:22:22,507 each of you has a very special place in my heart. 462 00:22:22,591 --> 00:22:25,010 Good job staying alive. 463 00:22:25,093 --> 00:22:26,303 Keep it up. 464 00:22:28,138 --> 00:22:29,473 Amen. 465 00:22:29,556 --> 00:22:32,434 Aw, someone inhaled too much kerosene. 466 00:22:32,517 --> 00:22:34,019 [laughing] 467 00:22:34,102 --> 00:22:35,520 Now, come on. 468 00:22:35,604 --> 00:22:37,522 We've got some Deadites to mow down! 469 00:22:40,358 --> 00:22:41,610 [sighs] 470 00:22:42,110 --> 00:22:45,405 So, uh, where's this big, bad cabin at anyway, Ash? 471 00:22:47,157 --> 00:22:48,116 Ash? 472 00:22:51,244 --> 00:22:53,080 Where'd he go? 473 00:22:53,163 --> 00:22:54,956 Ash? 474 00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:56,708 Hello? 475 00:22:56,792 --> 00:22:58,126 Jefe?